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Have I got a story to tell you.
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It's a Christmas story.
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I'm Kate.
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That's me about 20 years ago.
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Right out of college, I got a job
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at this amazing architecture firm
in Boston.
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I was gonna change the world.
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And then my world changed
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when I danced at a party
with a med student named Everett.
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We were obsessed with each other.
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{\an8}That "first love,
walking into walls" feeling
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{\an8}where you can't even think.
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We've all been there.
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So when Everett went home
to set up his practice,
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I, of course, went with him
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to his magical hometown
called Winterlight.
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{\an8}Seriously, it's like he grew up
in a Yankee Candle.
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{\an8}It was just too hard to leave.
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{\an8}We got married, had kids,
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and I discovered that small-town doctors
are actually married to their jobs.
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It was like being a single mom
with a wedding ring.
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And my career as an architect?
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Plot twist. I became a handywoman instead.
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The kids grew up.
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Everett and I grew apart.
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We weren't having fun anymore.
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{\an8}And that whole
"I'm gonna change the world" thing?
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{\an8}Actually, let me just show you the story.
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{\an8}Okay, so you are sure
you want to get divorced?
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- Yep.
- Positive.
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Mm-hmm.
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Well, as the mayor of Winterlight
and your friend,
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I think you're making a mistake.
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Christina, divorce does not mean
that we are not still a team.
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Well, legally it kinda does.
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We're not even calling it divorce.
We're consciously uncoupling.
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Yeah, we've been separated
for months, and we're much happier.
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It's a healthier way
to think about ending a marriage.
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Can we not advertise this? You know
how people are in this town. Thank you.
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Gingerbread muffins?
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You can't get divorced
on an empty stomach.
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- Oh, nice.
- Thanks, Buck.
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Oh, Buck, they're not calling it that.
They're calling it conscious uncoupling.
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Wow.
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What's so funny?
I thought you guys were getting divorced.
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No, no. Nope.
They are consciously uncoupling.
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Oh, no kiddin'?
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Guys, divorce doesn't have to be terrible.
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Yeah, it does.
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Look, I know
this is our first Christmas apart.
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- But we're still gonna spend it together.
- Yeah.
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- Right? As a family. Normal.
- Yeah.
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We're gonna do all of the traditional
Holden family activities.
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- Right.
- We're gonna have Christmas dinner.
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- All the meals together at the Mothership.
- Just gotta work at it.
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- Easy.
- Yeah, practicing total honesty.
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and, uh, starting
all of our sentences with
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"I feel."
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Oh God!
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No.
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- Come on, hon.
- Yeah.
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You can order.
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- Hey!
- Here.
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Sorry I'm late.
I got stuck in an open house.
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Hi.
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Well, an open tiny house,
so not for everyone.
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- Mm.
- You know, specifically anyone over 4'11".
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- Oh.
- So how did the meeting go with Christina?
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It was kind of a public event.
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But what do you expect
getting divorced in a coffee shop?
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So did you tell Everett
that you're moving?
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Um...
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Not exactly.
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I thought you two had
a total-honesty policy?
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We do, just not about this.
I'm not telling the kids either.
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This is our last Christmas in this house,
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and I... want it to be happy.
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I can't believe
you're selling The Mothership.
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April, I've got a job waiting for me.
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I need you to get on board.
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Girl, you are asking me to be selfless,
which is a big ask.
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Girl, I have been stuck
in this town for half my life.
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Doing what exactly?
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Raising kids?
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Uh, breaking the glass ceiling
in the elite handyman world?
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Yeah, and building worm farms
in exchange for baked goods.
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Gabe is graduating high school this year,
and Sienna's already in college.
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This is my chance to get out.
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Santa's little elves are here!
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- You invited Everett's dads?
- Duh. We have joint custody.
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Hi!
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- There's our Katie.
- Katie-patatey.
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- Hello.
- Ooh!
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- April, do your worst.
- You got it.
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Hey, I didn't know what you were cooking,
so I brought a sweet-potato casserole.
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That's so kind of you.
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Now we have two.
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- Oh.
- Never try to out-Kate Kate at Christmas.
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Or Easter.
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- Hey, Grandpas.
- Hey.
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Oh!
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Good to see you.
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- You get taller every time we see you.
- Yes.
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Really? Yeah, I think you guys
get shorter every time I see you.
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- This is why no one likes teenagers.
- Uh-huh.
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Oh.
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It's them.
They'll be here in a few minutes.
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- They?
- Yeah, oh, just you wait.
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- Oh! Ooh.
- Okay.
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- Whoo!
- Need any help?
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- Oh, baby!
- Hi.
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- Oh!
- Hi. Okay.
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- Mwah! Mwah!
- All right. All right.
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- Hi.
- Hi.
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- Hi, Nigel.
- Hi!
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Nice... Oh, yeah.
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- Hi.
- Oh.
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Okay. Okay.
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- Okay, Nigel, you know my mom, Kate.
- Yes.
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These are my grandpas, Mike and Daryl.
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- Hello.
- Hi.
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- My godmother, April.
- Hi.
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And then this is my, um, okay, wow...
...not-so-little brother,
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Gabriel.
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What? Uh, everybody,
this is... this is Nigel.
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- Hello!
- Hi, Nigel.
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Lovely to meet you all.
I just wish I'd brought something.
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Oh, wait, I did. I brought a wand!
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Accio Christmas magic!
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You... you actually carry a wand?
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- I do.
- He does.
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I used it to cast a spell
over this beautiful lady.
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Aww.
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Wingardium leviosa!
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- Wingardium levi--
- Okay. Okay.
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Uh, let's... let's go inside.
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- Yes. Okay.
- That was good. Okay.
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Um, oh, do you need help?
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- He's fine. Leave him.
- I'm good.
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- Wow.
- Where's Katie?
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Mm.
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I, uh, I just have to say
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that I cannot get over
the striking resemblance between you two.
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Okay. Everybody always says that,
and I just don't see it.
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We're nothing alike.
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So, Nigel, do you go to Oxford too,
or somewhere else?
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Oh, no. Nigel doesn't go to college.
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- Mom.
- Well, he doesn't.
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I was just looking at
the, uh, crest on your jacket.
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What does that say? "Grl-fin-duff"?
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"Gryffindor."
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Yeah. Nigel works full-time
as a Harry Potter tour guide.
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- That's a job?
- Apparently.
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- He's really good.
- Yep. I'm the best at it.
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I know Parseltongue.
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Sienna tells me that you have
some unusual holiday traditions.
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Yeah, uh, which I'm boycotting this year.
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It's your thing, Mom.
You go have fun with it. Okay?
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Enjoy.
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So what are these traditions?
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We make handmade gifts and exchange them.
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Yeah. Handmade gifts come from the heart.
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Unlike real gifts, which are from Amazon.
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And Kate doesn't buy ornaments.
It's all popcorn and pine cones.
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We make ornaments
from recycled and found objects.
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- What about the birds?
- Oh, I love the birds.
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We make origami birds,
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and then we write something
on each of them we're grateful for.
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That all sounds brilliant.
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That's... that's one way to put it.
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Embarrassing is another.
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- What about the book? That's not weird.
- True.
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On Christmas Eve,
we bring out our family scrapbook,
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and Mom and Dad read it to us.
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- Aww.
- It's very cute.
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Speaking of Everett, sends his regards.
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He'd be here,
but he had a last-minute patient.
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Sounds like Betty. Always working.
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Uh... uh... who is Betty?
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Oh, my parents call each other
Betty and Al. Don't ask.
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I'm looking forward to meeting him.
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- Oh, and his new girlfriend.
- What?
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- What?
- What?
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Ow! Why did you just kick me?
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Don't announce that.
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- She's looking at me.
- Don't make eye contact. Look away.
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Kate, um, I've been reading
about this, uh, geothermal energy.
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- I'd love to get your thoughts.
- No, you wouldn't. Nigel?
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Nigel? Nigel, I can still see you.
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Nigel?
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Nigel. Nigel. Don't, Nigel.
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Spill.
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Dad didn't tell you?
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Dad didn't tell me what exactly?
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That he's dating someone.
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No, I just saw your dad.
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If he was dating someone,
he would've told me.
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Okay...
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So Everett's dating someone. So?
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You knew about this?
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We found out accidentally.
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We were sworn to secrecy,
which you know I hate, right?
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And you both knew?
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I mean, I kinda figured it out.
You know? There were a lot of clues.
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The grandpas told me.
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We did not!
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I... I might've said something.
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Also accidentally.
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Yeah, no. Uh...
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You guys enjoy lunch.
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I just need to do something for a minute.
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- Excuse me.
- Great.
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We are gonna talk about this
when I get back.
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- Want to know more?
- Yeah, more. About everything.
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And she's leaving.
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I should've told her.
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You're dating someone?
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We're barely separated.
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Uh, Al, Al, I... I'm with a patient,
and nine months isn't barely.
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Your dads knew. The kids knew.
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Even Sienna's weird boyfriend knew.
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I knew.
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Uh, getting dressed.
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I didn't want you to find out this way.
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I just couldn't find
the right time to tell you.
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I feel
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like when you're not honest with me,
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I can't trust you.
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Well, I feel like
I have been honest with you
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about everything except for this.
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I just couldn't get the words out, Al, and
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I'm sorry.
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It's fine.
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Let's move past it. Tell me about her.
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Her name is Tess.
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And, um, had some business around here,
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stopped in to do some shopping,
slipped on some ice, hurt her ankle,
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and, well, she needed a doctor,
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so I'm the doctor.
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So you violated some kind of ethical laws
and started dating her?
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- That's not even a gray area.
- Oh, it's not a gray area?
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- No.
- Oh.
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- No.
- Okay.
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Uh...
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Well, thanks for being honest.
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I can't wait to meet her.
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Great.
250
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You know, I had doubts when Buck told me
about you two consciously uncoupling--
251
00:11:06,333 --> 00:11:09,124
- August, do you want another one? Huh?
- I'm good.
252
00:11:09,125 --> 00:11:10,791
Thanks, Doc. Bye, Kate.
253
00:11:14,375 --> 00:11:18,291
{\an8}You should throw some tinsel up there.
You know? Like, liven it up a bit.
254
00:11:18,875 --> 00:11:20,624
Listen, my heater's busted again.
255
00:11:20,625 --> 00:11:23,290
I swear, can't get a heater
or a husband to work.
256
00:11:23,291 --> 00:11:26,166
Well, um, wanna install a heat pump?
257
00:11:26,958 --> 00:11:28,999
- What is that?
- A compressor.
258
00:11:29,000 --> 00:11:32,291
- It uses thermodynamics to--
- Uh-oh, it's a Kate Big Word Alert.
259
00:11:33,041 --> 00:11:34,374
I have stopped listening.
260
00:11:34,375 --> 00:11:38,582
Do you wanna come inside and have tea
and I'll explain a thermodynamic?
261
00:11:38,583 --> 00:11:41,500
Tea, I understand. Not that herbal crap.
262
00:11:42,333 --> 00:11:44,500
So, what's she like?
263
00:11:45,333 --> 00:11:48,124
Does every single person
in this town know?
264
00:11:48,125 --> 00:11:51,207
I'm in a book club.
All we do is gossip and drink.
265
00:11:51,208 --> 00:11:53,375
We haven't read a book in a decade.
266
00:11:54,208 --> 00:11:55,208
I haven't met her.
267
00:11:55,791 --> 00:11:59,165
You haven't stalked her on socials?
What kind of an ex are you?
268
00:11:59,166 --> 00:12:02,249
- I don't wanna stalk her.
- Yeah, we all say that, sweetheart.
269
00:12:02,250 --> 00:12:04,040
We never mean it. What's her name?
270
00:12:04,041 --> 00:12:05,332
Tess Wiley.
271
00:12:05,333 --> 00:12:07,915
This is how I found Herb's new girlfriend.
272
00:12:07,916 --> 00:12:10,540
Although I barely recognized her
in person.
273
00:12:10,541 --> 00:12:13,457
She was quite ugly without the filters.
274
00:12:13,458 --> 00:12:15,416
Ooh. Bingo.
275
00:12:20,083 --> 00:12:22,040
- That's who Everett's dating?
- Mm.
276
00:12:22,041 --> 00:12:23,875
Are you sure?
277
00:12:24,375 --> 00:12:27,374
- It's her name.
- Okay. What's she doing?
278
00:12:27,375 --> 00:12:29,040
She is sculpting butter.
279
00:12:29,041 --> 00:12:32,000
It's an accepted art
in some parts of the world.
280
00:12:32,625 --> 00:12:34,499
The really, really stupid parts.
281
00:12:34,500 --> 00:12:35,583
Well,
282
00:12:36,083 --> 00:12:37,082
good for her.
283
00:12:37,083 --> 00:12:39,124
That's all you're gonna say? Come on.
284
00:12:39,125 --> 00:12:41,290
The woman is sadder than day-old soup.
285
00:12:41,291 --> 00:12:42,999
I'm happy for Everett.
286
00:12:43,000 --> 00:12:44,582
Sure you are.
287
00:12:44,583 --> 00:12:46,875
Feels good when they trade down, don't it?
288
00:12:54,625 --> 00:12:57,999
Okay, supplies for making decorations.
289
00:12:58,000 --> 00:13:00,457
I made two lists.
290
00:13:00,458 --> 00:13:03,415
And if you're very fast,
I'll buy everyone a candy cane.
291
00:13:03,416 --> 00:13:05,332
I love Christmas!
292
00:13:05,333 --> 00:13:07,083
Great. Now I have to go find him.
293
00:13:07,875 --> 00:13:08,957
Uh, those are free.
294
00:13:08,958 --> 00:13:12,083
- Okay. Go, Gabe.
- Mm-hmm.
295
00:13:15,291 --> 00:13:16,790
Uh, K... Kate.
296
00:13:16,791 --> 00:13:18,249
- Hi.
- Hi. Uh...
297
00:13:18,250 --> 00:13:19,790
What... what... are you doing here?
298
00:13:19,791 --> 00:13:23,165
What do you mean what am I doing here?
I come here four times a day.
299
00:13:23,166 --> 00:13:26,249
Do you have any of those
cute little recycled glass bottles?
300
00:13:26,250 --> 00:13:28,790
I wanna make my perfume this Christmas.
301
00:13:28,791 --> 00:13:30,582
Oh, and I need nails too.
302
00:13:30,583 --> 00:13:33,624
Oh, jeez. Uh, um...
We don't have any of that.
303
00:13:33,625 --> 00:13:36,207
I'll have to order that.
Why don't you come back tomorrow?
304
00:13:36,208 --> 00:13:37,957
- You don't have nails?
- No.
305
00:13:37,958 --> 00:13:40,290
- They're on aisle one.
- No. No, they're not.
306
00:13:40,291 --> 00:13:42,540
- I... I... I moved them.
- You're being weird.
307
00:13:42,541 --> 00:13:44,124
They're not there. I moved them.
308
00:13:44,125 --> 00:13:46,874
- You moved them where?
- We had a big run on tiny houses.
309
00:13:46,875 --> 00:13:48,749
I don't think
you're remembering correctly.
310
00:13:48,750 --> 00:13:51,207
- They're always on aisle one.
- Kate, stop.
311
00:13:51,208 --> 00:13:53,625
Bet the nails are right here.
312
00:13:57,125 --> 00:14:00,416
Oh my God.
313
00:14:01,750 --> 00:14:02,915
Who is that?
314
00:14:02,916 --> 00:14:06,124
Kate... Kate! Kate! Hi!
315
00:14:06,125 --> 00:14:09,374
- I'm not ready for this.
- Hi, Kate. I'm Tess. Oh!
316
00:14:09,375 --> 00:14:11,957
Everett has told me so much about you.
317
00:14:11,958 --> 00:14:13,082
Hello.
318
00:14:13,083 --> 00:14:16,290
Do you happen to sculpt butter?
319
00:14:16,291 --> 00:14:17,415
Uh, sculpt...?
320
00:14:17,416 --> 00:14:19,083
Um... No.
321
00:14:19,583 --> 00:14:21,790
Well, not in this outfit, anyway.
322
00:14:21,791 --> 00:14:24,582
I'm aware I'm a little overdressed
in a hardware store.
323
00:14:24,583 --> 00:14:27,915
In my defense, I was on an office Zoom,
then this guy had to drag me out.
324
00:14:27,916 --> 00:14:31,082
- Well, I mean...
- Go Christmas decoration shopping.
325
00:14:31,083 --> 00:14:32,499
Uh, if you'll excuse me,
326
00:14:32,500 --> 00:14:36,000
I have to go kill
my elderly neighbor Doris.
327
00:14:37,000 --> 00:14:38,665
Oh, you're here too. Oh...
328
00:14:38,666 --> 00:14:40,082
Oh, what's up, Dad?
329
00:14:40,083 --> 00:14:41,749
- Who's this?
- Uh...
330
00:14:41,750 --> 00:14:44,249
- Tess, this is Gabe.
- Gabriel.
331
00:14:44,250 --> 00:14:46,874
- It's my son.
- The brave firefighter.
332
00:14:46,875 --> 00:14:48,790
- Yeah.
- Okay, Gabe. Let's go.
333
00:14:48,791 --> 00:14:50,415
- But...
- Wait, Mom, have you seen N...
334
00:14:50,416 --> 00:14:52,707
- Ah, there she is.
- Dad!
335
00:14:52,708 --> 00:14:54,415
- Oh my.
- Hi.
336
00:14:54,416 --> 00:14:56,915
God, it's good to see you.
Oh my God. I missed you.
337
00:14:56,916 --> 00:14:58,332
You must be Sienna.
338
00:14:58,333 --> 00:15:02,415
You're studying economics
and management at Oxford, right? Oh!
339
00:15:02,416 --> 00:15:04,832
- You must be brilliant. Hello.
- "Brilliant." Wow.
340
00:15:04,833 --> 00:15:06,082
- You are?
- This is Tess.
341
00:15:06,083 --> 00:15:08,999
And she doesn't sculpt butter,
in case you were wondering.
342
00:15:09,000 --> 00:15:10,957
- I've got supplies!
- Oh, there's Nigel.
343
00:15:10,958 --> 00:15:13,874
Oh, there he is.
It's nice to finally meet you. Oh, yeah.
344
00:15:13,875 --> 00:15:16,332
- Oh. Okay.
- Father of the maiden.
345
00:15:16,333 --> 00:15:17,832
Oh.
346
00:15:17,833 --> 00:15:19,582
- Oh.
- Oh. Okay.
347
00:15:19,583 --> 00:15:20,790
It's okay.
348
00:15:20,791 --> 00:15:22,290
- It's okay, babe.
- It's okay.
349
00:15:22,291 --> 00:15:24,207
- Pleasure to meet...
- Nice to meet you.
350
00:15:24,208 --> 00:15:26,249
You must be, uh, Nigel,
351
00:15:26,250 --> 00:15:29,165
the, um, the Harry Potter expert. Right?
352
00:15:29,166 --> 00:15:30,124
The, uh, the...
353
00:15:30,125 --> 00:15:32,000
"You're a wizard, Harry."
354
00:15:35,250 --> 00:15:36,790
Who are you?
355
00:15:36,791 --> 00:15:39,875
Who... who are you?
356
00:15:40,500 --> 00:15:42,124
- This is Tess.
- Tess.
357
00:15:42,125 --> 00:15:43,499
Guilty.
358
00:15:43,500 --> 00:15:45,207
[Kate screams[
359
00:15:45,208 --> 00:15:46,333
Oh.
360
00:15:47,041 --> 00:15:50,041
"Good King Wenceslas
for Brass Quartet" playing]
361
00:15:54,250 --> 00:15:56,957
Oh, uh... I was...
I was just looking up a recipe.
362
00:15:56,958 --> 00:15:57,958
Yeah, right.
363
00:15:59,125 --> 00:16:01,665
Did you finish your college essay?
364
00:16:01,666 --> 00:16:03,040
Um... no.
365
00:16:03,041 --> 00:16:04,082
No?
366
00:16:04,083 --> 00:16:06,582
- Why are you so eager to get rid of me?
- I'm not.
367
00:16:06,583 --> 00:16:08,457
I just want you to go to college.
368
00:16:08,458 --> 00:16:12,665
Yeah, 'cause you think college is,
like, the magic ticket outta here, right?
369
00:16:12,666 --> 00:16:15,790
What's so bad about this town?
I don't get it.
370
00:16:15,791 --> 00:16:18,457
- I mean, what if I like it here?
- We're not gonna debate this.
371
00:16:18,458 --> 00:16:21,165
- Okay.
- I just need you to do your essay, okay?
372
00:16:21,166 --> 00:16:22,458
Good morning.
373
00:16:23,041 --> 00:16:24,874
Hey. Gabe, you ready?
374
00:16:24,875 --> 00:16:26,415
Sure. Um, I'll be in the car.
375
00:16:26,416 --> 00:16:28,166
Here, take one of these, baby.
376
00:16:29,916 --> 00:16:31,249
Mm!
377
00:16:31,250 --> 00:16:32,457
Look at you.
378
00:16:32,458 --> 00:16:36,374
Can you please talk to our son
about his college essay
379
00:16:36,375 --> 00:16:39,165
and his scholarship applications?
380
00:16:39,166 --> 00:16:41,707
You know he wants to be a firefighter,
save people's lives.
381
00:16:41,708 --> 00:16:44,790
Can you remind me why we are against that?
382
00:16:44,791 --> 00:16:48,375
Do you really wanna get into it with me
this morning?
383
00:16:48,875 --> 00:16:50,457
- Definitely don't.
- It's not a great idea.
384
00:16:50,458 --> 00:16:52,915
I... I... I agree with you.
You're worrying me.
385
00:16:52,916 --> 00:16:55,249
I feel like
you're stress baking right now.
386
00:16:55,250 --> 00:16:57,458
Have we recovered from the incident?
387
00:16:58,333 --> 00:17:00,665
I don't think I will ever recover.
388
00:17:00,666 --> 00:17:04,124
Well, I feel like maybe
we should all have dinner tonight.
389
00:17:04,125 --> 00:17:07,000
- With Tess?
- Yes, with Tess.
390
00:17:07,541 --> 00:17:09,875
Where would you suggest I put her?
391
00:17:10,791 --> 00:17:13,124
I don't know. Wherever you got her from.
392
00:17:13,125 --> 00:17:14,999
Um...
393
00:17:15,000 --> 00:17:17,415
Okay, well, uh, that... yeah.
394
00:17:17,416 --> 00:17:20,415
I feel like that's a good idea.
395
00:17:20,416 --> 00:17:25,374
We were very awkward in front of the kids,
and we should normalize it.
396
00:17:25,375 --> 00:17:29,624
Great. I feel like 7:30, my place.
397
00:17:29,625 --> 00:17:31,165
I feel like that works.
398
00:17:31,166 --> 00:17:32,499
Yeah. 7:30, your house.
399
00:17:32,500 --> 00:17:34,874
Cool. I feel like I'm gonna have
a couple of your muffins.
400
00:17:34,875 --> 00:17:38,625
Okay, I feel like
you really like my muffins.
401
00:17:45,125 --> 00:17:47,290
We're just gonna have
this one dinner, okay?
402
00:17:47,291 --> 00:17:50,041
And then we're gonna start
our usual traditions.
403
00:17:50,625 --> 00:17:52,499
I just wanna talk to you guys.
404
00:17:52,500 --> 00:17:55,707
You know, this new phase
of your parents' relationship
405
00:17:55,708 --> 00:17:58,499
might feel a little strange, right?
406
00:17:58,500 --> 00:18:00,499
- It's not.
- Yeah, well...
407
00:18:00,500 --> 00:18:05,208
Seeing your dad with other people
might be hard.
408
00:18:05,708 --> 00:18:08,707
I... I see him with other people,
like, all the time though.
409
00:18:08,708 --> 00:18:09,999
- Me too.
- What? No.
410
00:18:10,000 --> 00:18:12,957
- I mean with someone other than me.
- Oh.
411
00:18:12,958 --> 00:18:14,957
Your dad and I haven't changed at all.
412
00:18:14,958 --> 00:18:17,332
We're the same people.
We believe in the same things.
413
00:18:17,333 --> 00:18:20,125
We just believe in them
from different households.
414
00:18:21,041 --> 00:18:23,499
You can call me Kris
Or Saint Nick, whatever
415
00:18:23,500 --> 00:18:25,707
You pick, hurry up
Just make sure it's...
416
00:18:25,708 --> 00:18:27,749
- You gotta be kidding me.
- Wow.
417
00:18:27,750 --> 00:18:31,374
Mm. That's good.
So, what do you guys think of the house?
418
00:18:31,375 --> 00:18:33,582
I've always wanted to go nuts
at Christmas.
419
00:18:33,583 --> 00:18:35,040
Congratulations.
420
00:18:35,041 --> 00:18:37,707
I can hear the polar ice caps melting.
421
00:18:37,708 --> 00:18:40,915
This is so
"Yum, scrum, stick it in my tum."
422
00:18:40,916 --> 00:18:43,957
I exist on takeout. I love it.
I can't cook.
423
00:18:43,958 --> 00:18:45,040
This is yummy.
424
00:18:45,041 --> 00:18:46,500
- Yeah.
- Thank you.
425
00:18:47,000 --> 00:18:49,749
Wow, you, um, you really love cucumbers.
426
00:18:49,750 --> 00:18:51,832
Oh, no, it's Betty. He hates them.
427
00:18:51,833 --> 00:18:55,374
Sorry, just out of curiosity,
why do you call each other Betty and Al?
428
00:18:55,375 --> 00:18:58,582
I'll go. Well, she was the first
environmentalist that I've ever met,
429
00:18:58,583 --> 00:19:02,999
and I just kept calling her Al
because of Al Gore.
430
00:19:03,000 --> 00:19:04,499
- Oh.
- Yeah.
431
00:19:04,500 --> 00:19:07,666
And there's that Paul Simon song,
you know.
432
00:19:08,166 --> 00:19:09,707
You can call me Betty
433
00:19:09,708 --> 00:19:11,707
And Betty, when you call me
434
00:19:11,708 --> 00:19:14,790
Call me Al
435
00:19:14,791 --> 00:19:17,499
Hey. You have a nice voice.
436
00:19:17,500 --> 00:19:20,999
Anyway, we got carried away,
and, um, it stuck.
437
00:19:21,000 --> 00:19:23,332
- It's stupid.
- No! I think it's really sweet.
438
00:19:23,333 --> 00:19:26,457
I once had a boyfriend
I used to call "The Missile," you know.
439
00:19:26,458 --> 00:19:29,207
But that is just because
440
00:19:29,208 --> 00:19:32,665
he, uh, used to work
in the, um, the Air Force.
441
00:19:32,666 --> 00:19:34,165
- Yes.
- Mm-hmm. Yeah, sure.
442
00:19:34,166 --> 00:19:37,749
Anyway, I have to say,
I... I think you're both amazing.
443
00:19:37,750 --> 00:19:41,624
I have a strict no-contact policy
with any of my exes.
444
00:19:41,625 --> 00:19:44,957
Truly, it's just ghost,
unfollow, delete, repeat.
445
00:19:44,958 --> 00:19:47,999
- Just gone, you know?
- That's awesome. Good to know. Yeah.
446
00:19:48,000 --> 00:19:50,249
Are you trying to get rid of me?
447
00:19:50,250 --> 00:19:51,624
- No.
- No?
448
00:19:51,625 --> 00:19:53,624
- No.
- You want me to leave?
449
00:19:53,625 --> 00:19:55,915
No. I'm happy you're here.
450
00:19:55,916 --> 00:19:59,165
- Um, how's that ankle?
- Oh, my ankle's fine.
451
00:19:59,166 --> 00:20:02,457
Yeah, it's completely healed
since before Thanksgiving. Yeah.
452
00:20:02,458 --> 00:20:04,791
- You've been dating since Thanksgiving?
- Kind of.
453
00:20:05,291 --> 00:20:07,249
Not dating. Just talking.
454
00:20:07,250 --> 00:20:09,207
- Yeah, but a lot.
- A lot.
455
00:20:09,208 --> 00:20:12,499
Like, a lot, a lot.
Like, talking hours and hours every day,
456
00:20:12,500 --> 00:20:15,540
and so, you know,
when Everett first invited me here,
457
00:20:15,541 --> 00:20:19,374
I thought it was a little bit weird,
but, um, I don't know.
458
00:20:19,375 --> 00:20:21,624
I just knew I needed to make it happen.
459
00:20:21,625 --> 00:20:25,999
Yes, and she has been running her empire
from my kitchen table ever since.
460
00:20:26,000 --> 00:20:27,249
Empire?
461
00:20:27,250 --> 00:20:32,124
Oh, well, it's, uh, a global nonprofit.
I help women start their own businesses.
462
00:20:32,125 --> 00:20:35,207
Just trying to, uh, make a difference.
463
00:20:35,208 --> 00:20:37,832
Oh, wow. That's so cool.
How did you get into that?
464
00:20:37,833 --> 00:20:39,582
Oh God. It's a long story,
465
00:20:39,583 --> 00:20:41,165
but I think the best advice is
466
00:20:41,166 --> 00:20:44,207
just find something you love
and really stay focused.
467
00:20:44,208 --> 00:20:45,499
Just eyes on the prize.
468
00:20:45,500 --> 00:20:47,540
See all distractions as a derailment.
469
00:20:47,541 --> 00:20:50,540
It's all in my, um... TED Talk.
470
00:20:50,541 --> 00:20:52,165
- There it is.
- Wow.
471
00:20:52,166 --> 00:20:54,457
It's true. I mean, the other day,
472
00:20:54,458 --> 00:20:57,165
I was dreaming
about unclogging this drain,
473
00:20:57,166 --> 00:21:00,040
and I wanted to quit,
but I just kept going,
474
00:21:00,041 --> 00:21:04,124
and you know what? I do think
that I made a huge difference
475
00:21:04,125 --> 00:21:06,082
in that shower's life.
476
00:21:06,083 --> 00:21:09,957
I remember now. Everett said
that you are a, um... a handywoman.
477
00:21:09,958 --> 00:21:13,791
Right? Or handy... person? Sorry.
What do you call yourself, Kate?
478
00:21:14,500 --> 00:21:17,165
Uh, mostly embarrassed, Tess.
479
00:21:17,166 --> 00:21:19,040
- Hey, stop. No, no.
- No.
480
00:21:19,041 --> 00:21:22,249
Al is literally the glue
that holds Winterlight together.
481
00:21:22,250 --> 00:21:23,165
For sure.
482
00:21:23,166 --> 00:21:25,749
I mean, I don't know
what this town would be without her.
483
00:21:25,750 --> 00:21:30,665
Sorry, but the way
you say "this town" is just so charming.
484
00:21:30,666 --> 00:21:33,874
It makes me feel like
I'm in one of those American movies.
485
00:21:33,875 --> 00:21:37,540
You know, big-city girl comes
to a charming wintry town, falls in love.
486
00:21:37,541 --> 00:21:39,290
A bit like The Holiday, you know?
487
00:21:39,291 --> 00:21:43,249
Although, except in... in that movie,
the ex-wife was, uh, dead.
488
00:21:43,250 --> 00:21:45,457
Uh, but... but you are not dead,
489
00:21:45,458 --> 00:21:48,457
and thank God
because that would be bloody awful,
490
00:21:48,458 --> 00:21:50,040
and I would hate that.
491
00:21:50,041 --> 00:21:51,624
And... and... and I, uh...
492
00:21:51,625 --> 00:21:54,165
Yeah, I think I should
just probably stop speaking now.
493
00:21:54,166 --> 00:21:56,165
- That's okay. It's okay.
- Sorry!
494
00:21:56,166 --> 00:21:59,165
- So you live in New York?
- I have a penthouse in New York.
495
00:21:59,166 --> 00:22:02,915
And a lovely flat over in London
whenever I have to zip across the pond,
496
00:22:02,916 --> 00:22:04,915
which, by the way, you can always borrow.
497
00:22:04,916 --> 00:22:06,874
Yeah, it has an amazing location.
498
00:22:06,875 --> 00:22:09,749
It's, like, two blocks
from Leadenhall Market,
499
00:22:09,750 --> 00:22:13,249
where, of course, you know,
that's where they filmed...
500
00:22:13,250 --> 00:22:15,332
- Diagon Alley.
- Yes.
501
00:22:15,333 --> 00:22:17,665
- What?
- I knew you'd like that.
502
00:22:17,666 --> 00:22:21,457
- I mean, what? Did you get to go on set?
- I did. Several times, actually, yeah.
503
00:22:21,458 --> 00:22:24,332
The producers are friends from school,
so I'm very lucky.
504
00:22:24,333 --> 00:22:27,207
Wow. Five points for Hufflepuff.
505
00:22:27,208 --> 00:22:30,624
- Yeah. Thank you very much, wizard.
- Oh!
506
00:22:30,625 --> 00:22:33,832
Spoiler, Tess knows everybody,
and she's done everything.
507
00:22:33,833 --> 00:22:36,999
Well, except spend Christmas
with a handsome doctor
508
00:22:37,000 --> 00:22:39,040
and his fabulous kids.
509
00:22:39,041 --> 00:22:42,582
And that is when they're not with you,
of course, as they should be.
510
00:22:42,583 --> 00:22:48,957
Yeah. Actually, um, we're gonna be doing
a lot of special, some say unusual,
511
00:22:48,958 --> 00:22:50,457
holiday traditions.
512
00:22:50,458 --> 00:22:52,165
We can... we can do them too
513
00:22:52,166 --> 00:22:56,375
'cause I've moved all of my appointments
to early morning, so we're free and clear.
514
00:22:57,291 --> 00:22:59,415
That's a shame.
Uh, well, that's wonderful.
515
00:22:59,416 --> 00:23:02,374
But tomorrow morning, bright and early,
516
00:23:02,375 --> 00:23:05,915
I have a very special surprise
for the kids, so you'll miss that.
517
00:23:05,916 --> 00:23:07,375
I'm very excited.
518
00:23:08,375 --> 00:23:11,374
{\an8}Dashing through the snow
519
00:23:11,375 --> 00:23:14,666
{\an8}In a one-horse open sleigh
520
00:23:15,166 --> 00:23:18,082
O'er the fields we go
521
00:23:18,083 --> 00:23:21,125
Laughing all the way
522
00:23:21,708 --> 00:23:24,500
Bells on bobtails ring
523
00:23:25,083 --> 00:23:27,416
Making spirits bright
524
00:23:28,000 --> 00:23:30,915
What fun it is to ride and sing...
525
00:23:30,916 --> 00:23:32,541
Ta-da!
526
00:23:33,708 --> 00:23:35,249
New tradition!
527
00:23:35,250 --> 00:23:37,207
This is more than a tree farm.
528
00:23:37,208 --> 00:23:39,457
They have a train.
529
00:23:39,458 --> 00:23:41,165
They have hot cider.
530
00:23:41,166 --> 00:23:42,790
- Pictures with Santa.
- Pictures?
531
00:23:42,791 --> 00:23:46,249
No. Pictures with Santa?
What are we, five?
532
00:23:46,250 --> 00:23:49,457
It's ironic.
All the teenagers are doing it.
533
00:23:49,458 --> 00:23:52,207
Hashtag lighten up. It's Christmas.
534
00:23:52,208 --> 00:23:54,999
And we had to do this
at eight o'clock in the morning?
535
00:23:55,000 --> 00:23:58,040
We wanna get the best tree.
Beat the crowds.
536
00:23:58,041 --> 00:24:02,582
You said you wanted a normal Christmas.
I'm bringing the normal! Yeah.
537
00:24:02,583 --> 00:24:06,457
So we're gonna find a tree,
and it's gonna be fun!
538
00:24:06,458 --> 00:24:07,750
Is it, though?
539
00:24:08,708 --> 00:24:12,832
Gabe, think of it like a scavenger hunt.
You love scavenger hunts.
540
00:24:12,833 --> 00:24:16,874
Find a tree that has a good shape
with room around the branches.
541
00:24:16,875 --> 00:24:18,833
- Like that one?
- Done.
542
00:24:19,666 --> 00:24:21,207
I don't understand.
543
00:24:21,208 --> 00:24:24,290
You always wanted
to come pick out a tree in real life.
544
00:24:24,291 --> 00:24:25,790
Uh, bring me a cider.
545
00:24:25,791 --> 00:24:28,625
Ooh, yeah, me too. Thanks, Mom!
546
00:24:30,375 --> 00:24:32,083
I can stay if you want.
547
00:24:33,333 --> 00:24:35,250
Okay...
548
00:24:42,500 --> 00:24:45,457
Ho ho ho! Merry Christmas.
549
00:24:45,458 --> 00:24:48,249
Merry Christmas.
Can you help me with my tree?
550
00:24:48,250 --> 00:24:50,790
That depends.
Have you been naughty or nice?
551
00:24:50,791 --> 00:24:52,790
Santa will help either way.
He's just curious.
552
00:24:52,791 --> 00:24:53,915
Uh...
553
00:24:53,916 --> 00:24:57,916
How about nice if you help me
and naughty if you don't.
554
00:24:58,500 --> 00:24:59,708
Santa likes this answer.
555
00:25:00,208 --> 00:25:04,374
We're getting a living Christmas tree.
We don't get a lot of customers for that.
556
00:25:04,375 --> 00:25:05,582
You should promote them.
557
00:25:05,583 --> 00:25:09,957
A living tree can sequester hundreds
of pounds of carbon in its lifetime.
558
00:25:09,958 --> 00:25:11,040
They're awesome.
559
00:25:11,041 --> 00:25:14,332
That is awesome. Santa thinks
you're the prettiest tree lover he's seen.
560
00:25:14,333 --> 00:25:17,124
- Oh. Thank you.
- Mm-hmm.
561
00:25:17,125 --> 00:25:18,290
Um, so,
562
00:25:18,291 --> 00:25:20,915
are you gonna continue
to speak in the third person
563
00:25:20,916 --> 00:25:22,499
this entire conversation?
564
00:25:22,500 --> 00:25:24,665
No, no, no, because my name isn't Santa,
565
00:25:24,666 --> 00:25:28,374
so technically, Santa isn't speaking
to you in the third person.
566
00:25:28,375 --> 00:25:32,165
Chet Moore. Recent transplant
from Portsmouth. It got way too bougie.
567
00:25:32,166 --> 00:25:34,791
Uh, Kate Holden. Uh...
568
00:25:35,916 --> 00:25:38,374
- What are you doing?
- Checking for a wedding ring.
569
00:25:38,375 --> 00:25:40,165
You're hitting on me?
570
00:25:40,166 --> 00:25:42,582
Yeah. You're smart, funny,
beautiful, and apparently single,
571
00:25:42,583 --> 00:25:44,957
which, why that is... go figure, huh?
572
00:25:44,958 --> 00:25:47,165
- How old are you?
- Twenty-eight.
573
00:25:47,166 --> 00:25:49,707
- Same age as you.
- You're good.
574
00:25:49,708 --> 00:25:50,666
Thanks.
575
00:25:52,000 --> 00:25:55,290
Yeah, I tried Krav Maga.
It wasn't for me. A little too violent.
576
00:25:55,291 --> 00:25:56,790
- Oh.
- Yeah.
577
00:25:56,791 --> 00:25:58,665
- Huh.
- So I got into yoga instead.
578
00:25:58,666 --> 00:25:59,832
- Okay.
- Yeah.
579
00:25:59,833 --> 00:26:01,957
- Yeah.
- Thank you.
580
00:26:01,958 --> 00:26:03,915
No problem. I actually, um,
581
00:26:03,916 --> 00:26:07,082
I hang outdoor Christmas lights,
jumpstart dead batteries,
582
00:26:07,083 --> 00:26:09,499
even have my own snowplow
if you need anything like that.
583
00:26:09,500 --> 00:26:11,957
- Oh, triple threat.
- Yeah.
584
00:26:11,958 --> 00:26:14,624
- Well, thank you for helping me.
- Uh-huh.
585
00:26:14,625 --> 00:26:17,832
Well, you could let me thank you
by letting me take you out to dinner.
586
00:26:17,833 --> 00:26:19,832
Oh.
587
00:26:19,833 --> 00:26:23,374
And, uh, cheat on Mrs. Claus?
I couldn't let you do that.
588
00:26:23,375 --> 00:26:26,082
No. We're in an open relationship.
It's totally fine.
589
00:26:26,083 --> 00:26:29,374
If she doesn't know, it won't hurt her.
590
00:26:29,375 --> 00:26:31,624
Here's my card. Uh, call me sometime.
591
00:26:31,625 --> 00:26:33,624
That's my number. I wear a lot of hats.
592
00:26:33,625 --> 00:26:34,665
- "Chet Moore."
- Yeah.
593
00:26:34,666 --> 00:26:36,707
"I wear a lot of hats."
594
00:26:36,708 --> 00:26:37,624
That's me.
595
00:26:37,625 --> 00:26:38,624
- Bye.
- See ya.
596
00:26:38,625 --> 00:26:39,958
- Thank you.
- Uh-huh.
597
00:26:48,000 --> 00:26:50,207
- Bye, Mom.
- Where are you going?
598
00:26:50,208 --> 00:26:52,707
Oh, we were gonna go
meet Dad and Tess downtown.
599
00:26:52,708 --> 00:26:55,582
- But it's time for origami.
- Can we do origami later?
600
00:26:55,583 --> 00:26:59,499
Dad never takes time off,
and we don't wanna miss it, so...
601
00:26:59,500 --> 00:27:02,249
Um, yeah. That's fine.
602
00:27:02,250 --> 00:27:03,832
- Go have fun.
- Bye, Mom.
603
00:27:03,833 --> 00:27:05,166
- Ooh, Bye.
- Bye.
604
00:27:10,333 --> 00:27:12,999
I can't believe
Everett took time off of work.
605
00:27:13,000 --> 00:27:15,416
Yeah. So apparently, it is possible.
606
00:27:16,416 --> 00:27:19,040
I am gonna make a fortune
on this commission.
607
00:27:19,041 --> 00:27:21,832
It's my nephew's drone.
He's got, like, two brain cells.
608
00:27:21,833 --> 00:27:25,749
- I figure, if he can do it, so can I.
- Oh... let's see about that.
609
00:27:25,750 --> 00:27:27,249
Whoa. Watch out!
610
00:27:27,250 --> 00:27:28,790
- Sorry. Sorry.
- Good God, woman!
611
00:27:28,791 --> 00:27:31,540
Stay down. Stay down.
I'm trying. I'm trying.
612
00:27:31,541 --> 00:27:33,415
- Oh my God.
- Oh! Oh.
613
00:27:33,416 --> 00:27:36,665
Remember when I started my business
and he wouldn't take a few mornings off
614
00:27:36,666 --> 00:27:37,665
to watch the kids?
615
00:27:37,666 --> 00:27:40,957
So I insulated an entire attic
wearing Gabe in a sling.
616
00:27:40,958 --> 00:27:42,749
Oh, I do. It was my attic.
617
00:27:42,750 --> 00:27:45,665
You have a freakish amount
of solar panels on your house.
618
00:27:45,666 --> 00:27:47,374
If a storm hit right now,
619
00:27:47,375 --> 00:27:49,499
I have enough energy
stored in the battery--
620
00:27:49,500 --> 00:27:50,875
- Watch out!
- Oh!
621
00:27:51,458 --> 00:27:52,666
Sorry. Sorry.
622
00:27:53,458 --> 00:27:55,290
Sorry! I'm sorry!
623
00:27:55,291 --> 00:27:57,500
Good God, woman!
624
00:27:59,291 --> 00:28:01,540
Okay. I'll do better. I'll do better.
625
00:28:01,541 --> 00:28:04,540
Some think you're hoarding enough power
to light up Times Square.
626
00:28:04,541 --> 00:28:05,625
Well, maybe I am.
627
00:28:07,125 --> 00:28:10,291
Goddammit! What is wrong with you?
628
00:28:11,958 --> 00:28:14,791
Okay. Okay, I got it. Nope, crushed.
629
00:28:16,708 --> 00:28:18,750
Dad and Tess took us shopping.
630
00:28:19,791 --> 00:28:20,833
What?
631
00:28:22,875 --> 00:28:25,540
Yeah, oh,
and I got this cute little jumper.
632
00:28:25,541 --> 00:28:27,707
Oh, hey, Mom, look.
Check all this out, huh?
633
00:28:27,708 --> 00:28:30,624
Brand-new pants, brand-new coat to match.
634
00:28:30,625 --> 00:28:33,415
I don't think I've had
anything matching, like, ever.
635
00:28:33,416 --> 00:28:37,915
- And did I mention new?
- Yeah. Also, new, no holes, and it fits.
636
00:28:37,916 --> 00:28:41,749
Okay... ...but the clothes
I bought you were not rags,
637
00:28:41,750 --> 00:28:45,040
they didn't have holes, and they fit you.
638
00:28:45,041 --> 00:28:47,040
They were just gently used,
639
00:28:47,041 --> 00:28:49,582
which you know
is so much better for the Earth.
640
00:28:49,583 --> 00:28:52,749
Oh, Mom, Tess also said
that I could intern for her company.
641
00:28:52,750 --> 00:28:56,207
Yeah. She said that I have
the leadership qualities she looks for.
642
00:28:56,208 --> 00:28:59,374
You are a leader. I've told you that.
643
00:28:59,375 --> 00:29:01,540
- And look what I got.
- What's that?
644
00:29:01,541 --> 00:29:03,125
It's a pocket fireplace. Look.
645
00:29:03,625 --> 00:29:06,915
Fire on. Fire off. Fire on. Fire off.
646
00:29:06,916 --> 00:29:08,499
Fire on. Fire off.
647
00:29:08,500 --> 00:29:09,624
We get it.
648
00:29:09,625 --> 00:29:10,790
I feel like a dragon.
649
00:29:10,791 --> 00:29:11,958
Ugh...
650
00:29:14,250 --> 00:29:17,290
- Oh, that's Dad and Tess.
- Wait, you just got home.
651
00:29:17,291 --> 00:29:19,582
- We're gonna sled at Mad Mountain.
- I need shoes.
652
00:29:19,583 --> 00:29:21,207
I'm so excited!
653
00:29:21,208 --> 00:29:24,665
- I don't trust you with fire.
- I am so excited!
654
00:29:24,666 --> 00:29:25,582
Ah!
655
00:29:25,583 --> 00:29:27,541
I'm fine! I'm fine!
656
00:29:36,833 --> 00:29:38,625
Aw. Hi, Kate.
657
00:29:39,541 --> 00:29:43,249
- That's precious.
- Yeah, it's precious.
658
00:29:43,250 --> 00:29:48,291
And when it falls apart in a week,
we can just throw it into a landfill.
659
00:29:49,416 --> 00:29:50,708
Whoa!
660
00:29:51,375 --> 00:29:53,500
Hey, what is... what...
what is wrong with you?
661
00:29:54,375 --> 00:29:56,625
Well, Everett,
662
00:29:57,666 --> 00:30:00,665
I feel upset
663
00:30:00,666 --> 00:30:04,790
that I have spent their entire lives
664
00:30:04,791 --> 00:30:06,540
working to make Christmas
665
00:30:06,541 --> 00:30:09,915
more than an opportunity
to be materialistic.
666
00:30:09,916 --> 00:30:13,040
Well, I feel like
you got a Christmas tree without me.
667
00:30:13,041 --> 00:30:17,207
And I feel like
I don't have to run things by you.
668
00:30:17,208 --> 00:30:19,208
It's this, "I feel, I feel."
669
00:30:20,291 --> 00:30:22,165
Ugh! I hate "I feel"s!
670
00:30:22,166 --> 00:30:23,457
- Hey.
- Hey.
671
00:30:23,458 --> 00:30:25,707
Hey, uh, so we'll be back for dinner.
672
00:30:25,708 --> 00:30:28,832
Okay, um, but when...
when... when are we gonna do origami?
673
00:30:28,833 --> 00:30:30,083
We'll do it later.
674
00:30:31,125 --> 00:30:34,000
Okay. Have fun.
675
00:30:35,791 --> 00:30:39,040
Take the clothes back!
676
00:30:39,041 --> 00:30:40,832
Take the tree back.
677
00:30:40,833 --> 00:30:44,290
Take the clothes back!
678
00:30:44,291 --> 00:30:46,625
- You take the tree back.
- Take those clothes back!
679
00:30:48,416 --> 00:30:51,041
You do the clothes. I'll do the tree.
680
00:30:52,416 --> 00:30:54,875
Have fun.
681
00:30:59,125 --> 00:31:01,708
He would never do this on his own.
682
00:31:02,875 --> 00:31:05,541
He's dating Satan Claus.
683
00:31:06,166 --> 00:31:07,915
It's diabolical.
684
00:31:07,916 --> 00:31:09,916
She's using fun against you.
685
00:31:12,833 --> 00:31:14,166
I'm fun.
686
00:31:16,833 --> 00:31:17,666
What?
687
00:31:18,166 --> 00:31:20,291
I can be fun.
688
00:31:22,208 --> 00:31:24,458
I'll show them fun.
689
00:31:25,458 --> 00:31:28,000
You know who else I bet is fun? Chet.
690
00:31:29,083 --> 00:31:31,290
Joy to the world
691
00:31:31,291 --> 00:31:33,707
The Lord is come
692
00:31:33,708 --> 00:31:34,999
Let Earth...
693
00:31:35,000 --> 00:31:39,207
Oh, could this place be any more adorable?
694
00:31:39,208 --> 00:31:41,083
Wow. Oh, look!
695
00:31:42,291 --> 00:31:43,540
- Hey!
- Hey!
696
00:31:43,541 --> 00:31:46,333
What's up? Ha-ha! Yeah!
697
00:31:47,750 --> 00:31:49,582
- Well, hey!
- Hey.
698
00:31:49,583 --> 00:31:51,415
Al, what are you doing here?
699
00:31:51,416 --> 00:31:53,208
Oh, I'm on a date.
700
00:31:53,708 --> 00:31:54,790
This guy.
701
00:31:54,791 --> 00:31:56,707
- Meet Chet.
- 'Sup?
702
00:31:56,708 --> 00:31:58,000
You're on a date.
703
00:31:58,500 --> 00:32:01,040
With him. With a person named Chet, huh?
704
00:32:01,041 --> 00:32:03,332
Everett.
705
00:32:03,333 --> 00:32:06,624
Uh, you're the guy
who was at the Christmas tree farm, right?
706
00:32:06,625 --> 00:32:09,375
- Yeah.
- Oh! Yo, what's up?
707
00:32:10,500 --> 00:32:12,124
My man.
708
00:32:12,125 --> 00:32:13,207
- Okay.
- Oh.
709
00:32:13,208 --> 00:32:14,457
- Okay.
- Babe.
710
00:32:14,458 --> 00:32:15,707
- Okay.
- Oh yeah.
711
00:32:15,708 --> 00:32:17,082
- Babe.
- Crazy.
712
00:32:17,083 --> 00:32:18,499
- Oh God. Okay.
- Sorry.
713
00:32:18,500 --> 00:32:20,832
- I think I'm next.
- What's up, man? Hi.
714
00:32:20,833 --> 00:32:22,665
You know what I'm saying?
715
00:32:22,666 --> 00:32:23,915
Ohh...
716
00:32:23,916 --> 00:32:24,915
Oh!
717
00:32:24,916 --> 00:32:27,165
Wow, you're so strong.
718
00:32:27,166 --> 00:32:28,874
Yeah. He's really strong.
719
00:32:28,875 --> 00:32:31,374
I got a little something for you.
Chet Moore.
720
00:32:31,375 --> 00:32:32,832
I wear a lot of hats.
721
00:32:32,833 --> 00:32:34,874
"Chet Moore. I wear a lot of hats."
722
00:32:34,875 --> 00:32:37,790
- Yeah. He wears a lot of hats.
- So many.
723
00:32:37,791 --> 00:32:40,749
Right there. You wrote it on there, huh?
724
00:32:40,750 --> 00:32:42,957
- Both sides.
- Oh yeah.
725
00:32:42,958 --> 00:32:44,582
Chet's really fun. Do something fun.
726
00:32:44,583 --> 00:32:46,957
Should I do the thing with the...
You know? With the...
727
00:32:46,958 --> 00:32:48,166
- Yeah, do it.
- Okay.
728
00:32:50,583 --> 00:32:53,499
Pow, pow. Pow, pow. Pow, pow, pow, pow!
729
00:32:53,500 --> 00:32:55,040
- You do that. You do it.
- Yeah.
730
00:32:55,041 --> 00:32:58,915
It's like there's a family
of beavers playing under there.
731
00:32:58,916 --> 00:33:00,165
Mom, are you okay?
732
00:33:00,166 --> 00:33:02,582
- I've never been better.
- Crrrh! Crrh!
733
00:33:02,583 --> 00:33:04,499
Let's sled.
734
00:33:04,500 --> 00:33:05,624
- Yeah.
- Oh, yeah.
735
00:33:05,625 --> 00:33:08,624
- Okay.
- Let's do that. Let's go sliding.
736
00:33:08,625 --> 00:33:10,875
You're going on that one?
All right, babe. See you later.
737
00:33:15,750 --> 00:33:17,124
So where's Chet?
738
00:33:17,125 --> 00:33:19,958
Is he in a deep conversation with a tree?
739
00:33:20,708 --> 00:33:24,582
Where's Tess? On a fake Zoom with the UN?
740
00:33:24,583 --> 00:33:25,957
How are you even mad?
741
00:33:25,958 --> 00:33:28,499
I took time off of work
to be with our kids.
742
00:33:28,500 --> 00:33:31,665
Which you never did before.
743
00:33:31,666 --> 00:33:33,874
I bet you're not even working
on Christmas Eve.
744
00:33:33,875 --> 00:33:36,915
I am. It's the busiest night of the year.
You know this.
745
00:33:36,916 --> 00:33:38,582
For people who eat too much
746
00:33:38,583 --> 00:33:40,707
and could easily
go to the doctor in Newberry.
747
00:33:40,708 --> 00:33:43,165
This is Winterlight, okay?
748
00:33:43,166 --> 00:33:46,124
- It's not... You're not at Johns Hopkins.
- Oh no. Not again.
749
00:33:46,125 --> 00:33:50,499
Maybe if you weren't so obsessed
with your own career...
750
00:33:50,500 --> 00:33:53,582
- Playing all the greatest hits!
- ...maybe I could've had a career of my own!
751
00:33:53,583 --> 00:33:56,165
- But no. You dragged me to this tiny town.
- I didn't...
752
00:33:56,166 --> 00:33:58,332
I didn't drag you. Okay?
753
00:33:58,333 --> 00:34:02,291
I brought you to the place I love the most
because you're the person I love the most.
754
00:34:04,041 --> 00:34:05,625
Loved.
755
00:34:07,583 --> 00:34:08,832
You know what I mean.
756
00:34:08,833 --> 00:34:10,958
I always know what you mean.
757
00:34:11,666 --> 00:34:13,000
It's annoying.
758
00:34:14,708 --> 00:34:15,708
Oh.
759
00:34:17,916 --> 00:34:19,416
There she goes.
760
00:34:19,916 --> 00:34:21,250
She was a good sled.
761
00:34:22,875 --> 00:34:24,416
Well, you're in luck.
762
00:34:26,375 --> 00:34:27,540
Come on.
763
00:34:27,541 --> 00:34:29,416
I'll give you a ride.
764
00:34:30,791 --> 00:34:32,707
Your chariot, my dear.
765
00:34:32,708 --> 00:34:34,665
I should steer.
766
00:34:34,666 --> 00:34:38,166
Why do you have
to control everything? Huh? Just sit.
767
00:34:40,875 --> 00:34:41,750
Fine.
768
00:34:42,916 --> 00:34:44,290
But don't touch anything.
769
00:34:44,291 --> 00:34:47,666
Mm... I can't make any promises.
770
00:34:48,416 --> 00:34:49,915
- Oh!
- Ah. All right.
771
00:34:49,916 --> 00:34:53,999
There are several inches of coat
between my arms and anything.
772
00:34:54,000 --> 00:34:55,040
Oh.
773
00:34:55,041 --> 00:34:57,290
- There we go.
- Really? I feel something.
774
00:34:57,291 --> 00:34:58,624
Pay no attention to that.
775
00:34:58,625 --> 00:34:59,707
- Uh-huh.
- Let's go.
776
00:34:59,708 --> 00:35:02,790
Oh, hey, look.
There's Mom and Dad sledding together.
777
00:35:02,791 --> 00:35:03,958
Here we go.
778
00:35:07,458 --> 00:35:10,290
Wait. You're...
you're making it go too fast!
779
00:35:10,291 --> 00:35:12,915
Oh wow. They're going really fast.
780
00:35:12,916 --> 00:35:16,040
Yeah, and he's, like,
really grabbing on to her. Jesus.
781
00:35:16,041 --> 00:35:18,582
- I can't control gravity.
- You're gonna hit Nigel!
782
00:35:18,583 --> 00:35:21,249
- Out of the way!
- Nigel!
783
00:35:21,250 --> 00:35:23,665
- Out of the way!
- Oh God!
784
00:35:23,666 --> 00:35:25,540
- Nigel's down.
- You're gonna go over the thing!
785
00:35:25,541 --> 00:35:27,165
- Nigel's down!
- We're gonna go over!
786
00:35:27,166 --> 00:35:28,415
- Oh my God! Let go.
- Let go?
787
00:35:28,416 --> 00:35:29,832
- Let go! Bail!
- What do you mean?
788
00:35:29,833 --> 00:35:32,000
Bail! Now!
789
00:35:33,208 --> 00:35:34,999
God.
790
00:35:35,000 --> 00:35:36,207
- Ow.
- You okay?
791
00:35:36,208 --> 00:35:38,374
Oh. Yeah, I'm... I'm fine.
792
00:35:38,375 --> 00:35:40,999
No. No, no, no,
you're not... you're not fine.
793
00:35:41,000 --> 00:35:43,458
- I know you better than that.
- Okay.
794
00:35:43,958 --> 00:35:45,000
Oh...
795
00:35:45,666 --> 00:35:47,500
- Jesus.
- Oh boy.
796
00:35:51,625 --> 00:35:53,415
See that? It's gonna be cold.
797
00:35:53,416 --> 00:35:54,874
- Here you go. Ready?
- Yeah.
798
00:35:54,875 --> 00:35:57,832
Yeah. Yeah, I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
799
00:35:57,833 --> 00:35:59,457
Okay, breathe in.
800
00:35:59,458 --> 00:36:01,791
Good. Breathe out.
801
00:36:04,708 --> 00:36:06,583
Time of death, 3:58.
802
00:36:07,333 --> 00:36:10,332
No, you're good. Nothing's broken.
Probably just a little bruising.
803
00:36:10,333 --> 00:36:14,040
- I told you I was fine.
- I'm sorry. I should've listened to you.
804
00:36:14,041 --> 00:36:16,791
You have so much more medical experience
than I do.
805
00:36:17,916 --> 00:36:20,666
Well, I was married to a doctor.
806
00:36:23,833 --> 00:36:25,208
God, you're pretty.
807
00:36:26,375 --> 00:36:27,207
Betty?
808
00:36:27,208 --> 00:36:28,500
Yeah, Al?
809
00:36:32,708 --> 00:36:34,999
Can you take your hand out
from under my sweater?
810
00:36:35,000 --> 00:36:36,957
Oh, yeah. Sure.
811
00:36:36,958 --> 00:36:39,832
- Uh...
- Hey, this zipper is just stuck a little.
812
00:36:39,833 --> 00:36:40,999
Anybody want food?
813
00:36:41,000 --> 00:36:43,374
- Yeah. I'm starving.
- She's good. She's good.
814
00:36:43,375 --> 00:36:44,791
- Wait up!
- I got you.
815
00:36:45,291 --> 00:36:46,874
- Chet, here.
- Yep.
816
00:36:46,875 --> 00:36:48,583
Here we go.
817
00:36:50,708 --> 00:36:52,000
Hmm.
818
00:36:57,958 --> 00:36:58,833
Something wrong?
819
00:36:59,416 --> 00:37:03,207
- Yes. Several things, actually.
- Okay.
820
00:37:03,208 --> 00:37:05,457
I lost my AirPods in the snow
821
00:37:05,458 --> 00:37:08,124
and broke my sled,
and they said they can't fix it.
822
00:37:08,125 --> 00:37:12,540
Well, I can't do much about your AirPods,
but I can try and fix your sled.
823
00:37:12,541 --> 00:37:15,416
I might have a screw in here. Hang on.
824
00:37:21,833 --> 00:37:23,874
Ah! You're in luck.
825
00:37:23,875 --> 00:37:24,958
No way.
826
00:37:26,000 --> 00:37:28,832
You... you go sledding with a screwdriver?
827
00:37:28,833 --> 00:37:31,249
I go everywhere with a screwdriver.
828
00:37:31,250 --> 00:37:32,541
Um...
829
00:37:33,041 --> 00:37:37,540
There is, uh, one other thing
you could, uh, perhaps help me with.
830
00:37:37,541 --> 00:37:40,165
- What's that?
- Well, I, um...
831
00:37:40,166 --> 00:37:43,665
I basically just started seeing this guy,
832
00:37:43,666 --> 00:37:49,332
and, uh, I just watched him
get very cozy with his... ex-wife.
833
00:37:49,333 --> 00:37:51,875
Oh that? No.
834
00:37:52,625 --> 00:37:53,625
No.
835
00:37:54,375 --> 00:37:57,207
I hit the ground really hard,
and he's my doctor.
836
00:37:57,208 --> 00:37:58,999
It was strictly professional,
837
00:37:59,000 --> 00:38:01,749
his hand being up my shirt.
838
00:38:01,750 --> 00:38:04,665
- Mm.
- Yeah. You have nothing to worry about.
839
00:38:04,666 --> 00:38:08,665
Though I do just have
one burning personal question.
840
00:38:08,666 --> 00:38:09,583
What's that?
841
00:38:10,125 --> 00:38:12,291
Forgive me, but
842
00:38:13,166 --> 00:38:15,125
how did you let him get away?
843
00:38:16,708 --> 00:38:19,290
- Oh, like--
- Hey, guys, guys, uh, how many?
844
00:38:19,291 --> 00:38:20,540
Uh, two?
845
00:38:20,541 --> 00:38:23,040
- I'll take the lot!
- Sir Gandalf.
846
00:38:23,041 --> 00:38:26,166
- It's Harry Potter.
- Yeah, I don't know what that is.
847
00:38:27,041 --> 00:38:29,874
Uh... Oh, August.
What are you doing? You work here?
848
00:38:29,875 --> 00:38:31,040
Yeah, seasonal.
849
00:38:31,041 --> 00:38:33,749
I'm a middle-school principal, Doc,
not Jeff Bezos.
850
00:38:33,750 --> 00:38:34,707
Oh.
851
00:38:34,708 --> 00:38:36,875
I loved him in The Fly, man.
That was great.
852
00:38:37,375 --> 00:38:38,916
That's Jeff Goldblum.
853
00:38:39,416 --> 00:38:40,708
- Right. Same guy.
- Sorry.
854
00:38:41,208 --> 00:38:45,540
No. Um, okay, so I'm gonna do five ciders,
five dogs. Only mustard.
855
00:38:45,541 --> 00:38:47,457
Sounds good, and for Kate's new man?
856
00:38:47,458 --> 00:38:50,915
Ooh. Uh, I will take... I'll take
two ciders. I'll take two veggie dogs.
857
00:38:50,916 --> 00:38:54,082
But I want them extra crispy.
Really crispy. Make me think it's meat.
858
00:38:54,083 --> 00:38:55,749
Yeah, that's not Kate's new man.
859
00:38:55,750 --> 00:38:56,999
- No?
- No.
860
00:38:57,000 --> 00:39:00,707
No, I... I wouldn't mind the title.
How'd you let that one get away?
861
00:39:00,708 --> 00:39:02,999
I didn't let him get away.
862
00:39:03,000 --> 00:39:04,665
It was my idea.
863
00:39:04,666 --> 00:39:08,750
Sorry, so you broke up with him
after he Clooneyed?
864
00:39:09,375 --> 00:39:11,790
He didn't Clooney. Wait, what is that?
865
00:39:11,791 --> 00:39:16,415
Everett's smart and kind and funny
and successful. He's a... a family man.
866
00:39:16,416 --> 00:39:20,749
He's a doctor
who also happens to be a stone-cold fox.
867
00:39:20,750 --> 00:39:23,040
I mean, he is a unicorn.
868
00:39:23,041 --> 00:39:24,832
He's a Clooney. A Clooney-corn.
869
00:39:24,833 --> 00:39:27,790
- Can you stop saying "Clooney," please?
- Sorry.
870
00:39:27,791 --> 00:39:30,999
Kate's smart. Kate's beautiful.
Kate's got this adorable laugh.
871
00:39:31,000 --> 00:39:34,832
Kate's got a power drill that goes
through any kind of material you can find.
872
00:39:34,833 --> 00:39:36,082
Stop saying "Kate."
873
00:39:36,083 --> 00:39:38,290
He was married to his job.
874
00:39:38,291 --> 00:39:42,374
Did he tell you
he spent all his time away from home
875
00:39:42,375 --> 00:39:43,665
at the practice?
876
00:39:43,666 --> 00:39:47,457
Yes. He said he missed electricity
and toilet paper.
877
00:39:47,458 --> 00:39:48,624
That's ridiculous.
878
00:39:48,625 --> 00:39:51,957
- We had electricity and toilet paper.
- That's not what he said.
879
00:39:51,958 --> 00:39:55,249
I mean, she cared more
about her compost pile than her marriage.
880
00:39:55,250 --> 00:39:56,250
Mm.
881
00:39:56,875 --> 00:40:00,125
Does that feel reflective
of your marriage itself?
882
00:40:02,000 --> 00:40:03,208
That's interesting.
883
00:40:03,708 --> 00:40:06,832
What's more interesting
is Kate felt brave enough to share with me
884
00:40:06,833 --> 00:40:09,415
that you worked on her birthday
and missed anniversaries
885
00:40:09,416 --> 00:40:10,833
on more than one occasion.
886
00:40:11,416 --> 00:40:13,208
- She said that?
- Yeah.
887
00:40:19,125 --> 00:40:21,999
He also said
there was some five-minute shower rule
888
00:40:22,000 --> 00:40:24,207
and that you make your own toothpaste?
889
00:40:24,208 --> 00:40:26,624
No one takes showers
for more than five minutes
890
00:40:26,625 --> 00:40:28,124
unless you're a dick.
891
00:40:28,125 --> 00:40:31,207
And he said he liked
my cinnamon toothpaste.
892
00:40:31,208 --> 00:40:32,208
Kate.
893
00:40:33,041 --> 00:40:35,665
No one likes cinnamon toothpaste.
894
00:40:35,666 --> 00:40:36,915
I don't know.
895
00:40:36,916 --> 00:40:40,415
I... I guess she lost interest
in trying to make it work.
896
00:40:40,416 --> 00:40:43,458
- I'm sorry, that sounds really painful.
- Oh! Yeah, it hurts.
897
00:40:43,958 --> 00:40:45,208
How'd that make you feel?
898
00:40:47,791 --> 00:40:49,457
- Lonely.
- Mm.
899
00:40:49,458 --> 00:40:51,166
Yeah, I felt really alone.
900
00:40:51,916 --> 00:40:56,165
And maybe I nagged at him
about the kids and the house
901
00:40:56,166 --> 00:40:57,957
and about never being there
902
00:40:57,958 --> 00:41:01,040
but my giving up everything for him.
903
00:41:01,041 --> 00:41:05,499
I guess he just lost interest
in making it work.
904
00:41:05,500 --> 00:41:08,040
Would it have killed you
to spend a little more time with her?
905
00:41:08,041 --> 00:41:10,625
Would it have killed you
to have gotten him an indoor grill?
906
00:41:13,416 --> 00:41:14,458
Here.
907
00:41:15,916 --> 00:41:17,332
Thank you. Thank you.
908
00:41:17,333 --> 00:41:20,749
And... and by the way, you know,
no judgment or complaint from me.
909
00:41:20,750 --> 00:41:22,957
You know, your loss is my gain.
910
00:41:22,958 --> 00:41:24,541
Your loss is my gain.
911
00:41:33,625 --> 00:41:35,957
{\an8}Bye, guys. Thank you. Come back soon.
912
00:41:35,958 --> 00:41:38,665
Maybe buy something next time.
That would be nice.
913
00:41:38,666 --> 00:41:41,749
Oh, Katie! Katie!
Come here. Come here, honey.
914
00:41:41,750 --> 00:41:44,832
Tell me, do these guys look like
they're gathered around a campfire
915
00:41:44,833 --> 00:41:47,458
or like they're having a séance?
916
00:41:48,666 --> 00:41:51,957
Oh, honey. I can change it.
We can do something else.
917
00:41:51,958 --> 00:41:54,082
- I've lost my children.
- What?!
918
00:41:54,083 --> 00:41:55,790
What are you saying?
919
00:41:55,791 --> 00:41:58,207
- Daryl, calm down.
- Did you hear what she said?
920
00:41:58,208 --> 00:41:59,540
- I did.
- What did she say?
921
00:41:59,541 --> 00:42:01,415
Breathe. I don't want you to pass out
922
00:42:01,416 --> 00:42:03,957
and smash your head
on a crock pot or something.
923
00:42:03,958 --> 00:42:07,665
Why don't you go do a stock check?
It always makes you feel better.
924
00:42:07,666 --> 00:42:09,999
I'm gonna do a stock check.
Always makes me feel better.
925
00:42:10,000 --> 00:42:12,249
Okay, yeah, yeah. Just a minute.
926
00:42:12,250 --> 00:42:13,790
Katie, here you go.
927
00:42:13,791 --> 00:42:15,415
Okay.
928
00:42:15,416 --> 00:42:17,790
All right. All right.
Tell Mikey all about it.
929
00:42:17,791 --> 00:42:23,790
Tess and Everett took the kids
on a luxury snowmobiling adventure.
930
00:42:23,791 --> 00:42:26,000
Well, I'm sure they're gonna return them.
931
00:42:28,375 --> 00:42:30,207
They like her more than me.
932
00:42:30,208 --> 00:42:32,207
Oh, ridiculous.
933
00:42:32,208 --> 00:42:35,582
It's like... it's like
the Christmas fairy came to town.
934
00:42:35,583 --> 00:42:37,249
What? The... the Christmas fairy?
935
00:42:37,250 --> 00:42:40,165
Yeah, and she's sprinkling them
936
00:42:40,166 --> 00:42:44,582
with materialistic consumer magic.
937
00:42:44,583 --> 00:42:46,958
Oh, whatever. I don't know.
938
00:42:47,625 --> 00:42:49,832
I thought our Christmas was special.
939
00:42:49,833 --> 00:42:51,333
You know, Katie, uh,
940
00:42:51,833 --> 00:42:53,832
I don't think this is about Tess at all.
941
00:42:53,833 --> 00:42:56,874
- Huh?
- Ending a marriage is very hard.
942
00:42:56,875 --> 00:42:59,582
And you two still have
a lotta love for each other.
943
00:42:59,583 --> 00:43:01,707
We drive each other crazy.
944
00:43:01,708 --> 00:43:03,208
Oh.
945
00:43:03,708 --> 00:43:05,332
Daryl drives me crazy.
946
00:43:05,333 --> 00:43:06,375
For example,
947
00:43:07,541 --> 00:43:11,290
he cannot keep track of his damn car keys.
948
00:43:11,291 --> 00:43:12,540
- Oh.
- What is that?
949
00:43:12,541 --> 00:43:14,249
I don't know.
950
00:43:14,250 --> 00:43:17,415
But we both know
what the end of the day should look like.
951
00:43:17,416 --> 00:43:20,874
Us in our La-Z-Boys, beers in hand,
952
00:43:20,875 --> 00:43:24,374
enjoying a little Gayle King,
the two of us touching toes.
953
00:43:24,375 --> 00:43:26,540
That's so beautiful.
954
00:43:26,541 --> 00:43:27,499
It is.
955
00:43:27,500 --> 00:43:30,874
I never even wanted to get divorced.
956
00:43:30,875 --> 00:43:34,124
And now look.
I don't have Everett or my kids.
957
00:43:34,125 --> 00:43:36,665
Katie, you're a wonderful mother.
958
00:43:36,666 --> 00:43:37,790
I am?
959
00:43:37,791 --> 00:43:40,665
And Gabriel and Sienna,
they're... they're normal kids.
960
00:43:40,666 --> 00:43:42,790
They're hypnotized by shiny objects.
961
00:43:42,791 --> 00:43:46,124
But trust me, that will pass.
962
00:43:46,125 --> 00:43:47,915
- It will?
- Oh yes.
963
00:43:47,916 --> 00:43:49,416
- Really?
- Yes.
964
00:43:50,750 --> 00:43:53,582
In a couple of days,
it'll be Christmas and presents.
965
00:43:53,583 --> 00:43:54,500
Yes.
966
00:43:55,583 --> 00:43:57,541
I really need a win.
967
00:43:58,125 --> 00:43:59,416
Well, then...
968
00:44:01,583 --> 00:44:06,332
I think the undisputed champion
of the Great Holden Gingerbread Bake Off
969
00:44:06,333 --> 00:44:10,040
should go home
and dust off her rolling pin.
970
00:44:10,041 --> 00:44:11,165
Right.
971
00:44:11,166 --> 00:44:13,415
- Yes.
- That's what I'm gonna do.
972
00:44:13,416 --> 00:44:14,999
- Yes!
- Yes.
973
00:44:15,000 --> 00:44:16,082
- Yes.
- Yes.
974
00:44:16,083 --> 00:44:18,791
- Yes.
- Okay. Thank you, Mike!
975
00:44:22,375 --> 00:44:23,749
You still listening, Daryl?
976
00:44:23,750 --> 00:44:25,874
I wasn't listening. That was really nice.
977
00:44:25,875 --> 00:44:26,916
Yeah.
978
00:44:28,958 --> 00:44:32,499
{\an8}Oh, I'm so happy
we're doing this together.
979
00:44:32,500 --> 00:44:33,749
How's it coming?
980
00:44:33,750 --> 00:44:35,124
It's going pretty good.
981
00:44:35,125 --> 00:44:37,124
Good. Why isn't Nigel helping you?
982
00:44:37,125 --> 00:44:39,415
Oh, he's in there
playing an online Quidditch match.
983
00:44:39,416 --> 00:44:41,415
- Why? Is there another kind?
- Shut up.
984
00:44:41,416 --> 00:44:44,332
Look, at least he's committed,
so you gotta respect that.
985
00:44:44,333 --> 00:44:45,832
- Oh, thank you.
- Yeah.
986
00:44:45,833 --> 00:44:47,832
I wish everyone did.
987
00:44:47,833 --> 00:44:50,707
- Sweetie, I like Nigel.
- Mm-hmm.
988
00:44:50,708 --> 00:44:52,082
I really do.
989
00:44:52,083 --> 00:44:55,332
But you are a very serious person,
990
00:44:55,333 --> 00:44:57,999
and you have
a very bright future ahead of you.
991
00:44:58,000 --> 00:45:00,249
- Nigel, he's--
- Fun.
992
00:45:00,250 --> 00:45:01,165
Silly.
993
00:45:01,166 --> 00:45:03,749
Nigel is exactly the vibe I need.
994
00:45:03,750 --> 00:45:06,957
- You totally underestimate him.
- Pass it! Pass it! Yes!
995
00:45:06,958 --> 00:45:08,790
I've got it! Boom!
996
00:45:08,791 --> 00:45:10,666
I am Daniel Radcliffe.
997
00:45:11,333 --> 00:45:13,040
He... he studied to be a chef.
998
00:45:13,041 --> 00:45:17,540
His parents own this cool little pub
in a charming Yorkshire village.
999
00:45:17,541 --> 00:45:20,457
He starts work there this summer.
I'm going to visit him.
1000
00:45:20,458 --> 00:45:24,207
No, no, no.
Small towns are like quicksand. Stay away.
1001
00:45:24,208 --> 00:45:25,707
- Hello, family.
- Hi.
1002
00:45:25,708 --> 00:45:28,165
- Hello.
- You met my sugar daddy?
1003
00:45:28,166 --> 00:45:29,874
Yo. What's up, fam?
1004
00:45:29,875 --> 00:45:33,915
- Oh.
- I am the Notorious B.I.Gingerbread.
1005
00:45:33,916 --> 00:45:35,333
Yeah, you are.
1006
00:45:38,625 --> 00:45:40,957
- I love these little straws. So good.
- It's not a straw.
1007
00:45:40,958 --> 00:45:43,249
- I don't know.
- Oh, hello, Christmas.
1008
00:45:43,250 --> 00:45:46,082
Well, hello, bartender.
1009
00:45:46,083 --> 00:45:48,457
- I actually have that exact same outfit.
- Do you?
1010
00:45:48,458 --> 00:45:50,374
- Does it chafe in the back?
- It does.
1011
00:45:50,375 --> 00:45:53,415
- Right? It's crazy.
- Hello. Sorry we're late.
1012
00:45:53,416 --> 00:45:55,832
- Hi.
- Someone didn't wanna come.
1013
00:45:55,833 --> 00:45:59,624
Everett! No, sorry. It's just that
I don't know how to do this sort of thing,
1014
00:45:59,625 --> 00:46:01,915
and I don't really like to lose.
1015
00:46:01,916 --> 00:46:04,249
So... ...thank you for telling everyone.
1016
00:46:04,250 --> 00:46:06,915
Well, it's just fun. Not a competition.
1017
00:46:06,916 --> 00:46:08,457
Brilliant.
1018
00:46:08,458 --> 00:46:11,874
Uh, okay, well, Tess and Everett,
why don't you guys be right here?
1019
00:46:11,875 --> 00:46:13,165
- And Dads?
- Mm?
1020
00:46:13,166 --> 00:46:14,290
Wait. Where's the house?
1021
00:46:14,291 --> 00:46:19,707
Actually, we left it in the store because,
this year, we're going to be presenters.
1022
00:46:19,708 --> 00:46:21,957
Okay? I'm Noel Fielding
1023
00:46:21,958 --> 00:46:24,499
from...
...The Great British Bake Off.
1024
00:46:24,500 --> 00:46:28,665
- Who are you?
- I'm Jeff Probst from Survivor.
1025
00:46:28,666 --> 00:46:31,249
- Oh my God. I love that band.
- Mm.
1026
00:46:31,250 --> 00:46:32,915
- They're so good.
- One-hit wonders.
1027
00:46:32,916 --> 00:46:35,624
Yeah. "Heat of the Moment"?
Fantastic song.
1028
00:46:35,625 --> 00:46:36,540
- Okay.
- Okay.
1029
00:46:36,541 --> 00:46:39,749
But you love making
Gingerbread Holden's Hardware.
1030
00:46:39,750 --> 00:46:41,708
Less competition.
1031
00:46:43,583 --> 00:46:45,207
Okay. It's not a competition.
1032
00:46:45,208 --> 00:46:47,707
- It's not a competition.
- It's not a competition.
1033
00:46:47,708 --> 00:46:50,040
- What was the wink-wink?
- No, it's just fun.
1034
00:46:50,041 --> 00:46:52,041
- What was the wink?
- It's fun. Nothing.
1035
00:46:52,625 --> 00:46:54,249
- Right there. Yeah.
- Yeah?
1036
00:46:54,250 --> 00:46:57,040
It's missing a little space.
That's perfect. That feels good.
1037
00:46:57,041 --> 00:46:59,083
- That's nice. That's really nice.
- Okay.
1038
00:47:01,208 --> 00:47:02,666
God.
1039
00:47:03,333 --> 00:47:06,790
He's embarrassing himself
flirting like that.
1040
00:47:06,791 --> 00:47:08,333
The kids are watching.
1041
00:47:08,916 --> 00:47:10,999
I think he's trying
to make himself feel better
1042
00:47:11,000 --> 00:47:12,875
about losing the best thing he ever had.
1043
00:47:13,375 --> 00:47:14,749
I like you.
1044
00:47:14,750 --> 00:47:15,916
Talk more.
1045
00:47:17,083 --> 00:47:20,499
Well, uh... Well,
do you wanna make him jealous?
1046
00:47:20,500 --> 00:47:22,999
Do I seem that immature?
1047
00:47:23,000 --> 00:47:25,999
No. No, no. Of course not.
Maybe a little. Do you want to?
1048
00:47:26,000 --> 00:47:28,624
- No!
- I'm gonna throw you on the counter.
1049
00:47:28,625 --> 00:47:31,457
- No, no. You definitely don't...
- I think it's a great idea.
1050
00:47:31,458 --> 00:47:33,332
Go ahead and follow my lead there.
1051
00:47:33,333 --> 00:47:34,249
Yeah, fantastic.
1052
00:47:34,250 --> 00:47:36,374
- Mind if I borrow this for a second here?
- Oh. Oh.
1053
00:47:36,375 --> 00:47:37,540
- Hi, how are ya?
- Oh, hi.
1054
00:47:37,541 --> 00:47:39,874
- How are you doing?
- Oh, hi there.
1055
00:47:39,875 --> 00:47:41,999
- Is he watching yet?
- I don't know. Oh, yeah.
1056
00:47:42,000 --> 00:47:43,915
Is he? He's watching?
1057
00:47:43,916 --> 00:47:45,791
A little bit of this.
1058
00:47:47,958 --> 00:47:50,124
Oh, okay. Um... Oh.
1059
00:47:50,125 --> 00:47:52,375
- Um...
- She's just embarrassing herself.
1060
00:47:53,750 --> 00:47:55,749
- Why do you care?
- I... I don't.
1061
00:47:55,750 --> 00:47:58,290
- Ooh. Shake it down.
- Okay. Down.
1062
00:47:58,291 --> 00:48:00,249
- Bam, bam, bam.
- Down?
1063
00:48:00,250 --> 00:48:01,582
- Whoa.
- Oh!
1064
00:48:01,583 --> 00:48:03,000
Did I drop something?
1065
00:48:04,458 --> 00:48:06,749
Oh. Excuse me, miss.
1066
00:48:06,750 --> 00:48:07,665
Oh!
1067
00:48:07,666 --> 00:48:09,583
Too hard, huh?
1068
00:48:10,875 --> 00:48:12,082
God, what is he doing?
1069
00:48:12,083 --> 00:48:13,458
Ah!
1070
00:48:17,375 --> 00:48:20,540
One of my side hustles
is I'm an exotic dancer.
1071
00:48:20,541 --> 00:48:21,708
Okay.
1072
00:48:22,666 --> 00:48:26,874
Bakers! You have five minutes left.
1073
00:48:26,875 --> 00:48:29,874
- What are you doing in here?
- Hey, don't look, spy.
1074
00:48:29,875 --> 00:48:32,957
Ah, this isn't a competition, remember?
1075
00:48:32,958 --> 00:48:33,957
- Hmm?
- Mm.
1076
00:48:33,958 --> 00:48:37,249
- Where's your partner?
- He got bored. He's entertaining April.
1077
00:48:37,250 --> 00:48:39,082
- I can't believe that...
- Yeah.
1078
00:48:39,083 --> 00:48:40,624
You two were having fun.
1079
00:48:40,625 --> 00:48:42,457
So were you.
1080
00:48:42,458 --> 00:48:44,665
Listen, Katie,
can I talk to you about something?
1081
00:48:44,666 --> 00:48:47,874
Yeah, but hurry. I need you
to help bring this into the other room.
1082
00:48:47,875 --> 00:48:49,708
- Okay. Hold on. Come here.
- Oh.
1083
00:48:50,583 --> 00:48:52,708
Just a second, okay? I just...
1084
00:48:53,291 --> 00:48:55,874
- I wanted to say that I'm sorry.
- It's fine.
1085
00:48:55,875 --> 00:48:58,790
The kids' coats were falling apart.
They needed new ones.
1086
00:48:58,791 --> 00:49:01,582
- No. No, no, no. Not that.
- Mm-hmm.
1087
00:49:01,583 --> 00:49:04,291
I'm sorry that I wasn't a better husband.
1088
00:49:08,625 --> 00:49:09,457
What?
1089
00:49:09,458 --> 00:49:12,416
You were right.
I mean, I spent so much time at work.
1090
00:49:12,958 --> 00:49:14,750
You and the kids paid the price.
1091
00:49:15,583 --> 00:49:16,708
Am I dreaming?
1092
00:49:17,208 --> 00:49:18,249
Is this a prank?
1093
00:49:18,250 --> 00:49:20,082
No. No, no, no.
1094
00:49:20,083 --> 00:49:23,040
I've just been...
I've been thinking a lot lately, you know?
1095
00:49:23,041 --> 00:49:26,750
You know, my dads were the first
gay couple around here to have a kid.
1096
00:49:29,125 --> 00:49:32,457
And it was a little bit unusual,
so they got a lot of attention.
1097
00:49:32,458 --> 00:49:33,708
You know? Some...
1098
00:49:34,916 --> 00:49:37,665
Some good and, uh, some not so good.
1099
00:49:37,666 --> 00:49:40,790
It's like we were this experiment
that people were watching.
1100
00:49:40,791 --> 00:49:43,541
"Can a gay couple raise a kid?"
1101
00:49:45,000 --> 00:49:47,250
And I guess I... I internalized that.
1102
00:49:48,125 --> 00:49:49,041
Right?
1103
00:49:49,541 --> 00:49:53,082
And I had something to prove,
you know, for them.
1104
00:49:53,083 --> 00:49:57,457
And, uh, well, I guess that just turned me
into a workaholic, and I'm sorry, Kate.
1105
00:49:57,458 --> 00:49:59,083
I'm... I'm so sorry.
1106
00:49:59,958 --> 00:50:01,625
You never told me that.
1107
00:50:02,125 --> 00:50:04,124
I never really knew it, you know?
1108
00:50:04,125 --> 00:50:06,750
I guess it took me
nine months of separation.
1109
00:50:07,708 --> 00:50:11,416
It was easier to blame you for everything
than to look at my own stuff.
1110
00:50:12,666 --> 00:50:14,958
And I just hope to do it better
the next time.
1111
00:50:16,250 --> 00:50:17,374
Next time?
1112
00:50:17,375 --> 00:50:18,832
Yeah. Yeah.
1113
00:50:18,833 --> 00:50:21,415
A better husband, uh, a better father.
1114
00:50:21,416 --> 00:50:23,582
I'm not following you.
1115
00:50:23,583 --> 00:50:25,832
Well, I mean, you know, with...
Tess and I are...
1116
00:50:25,833 --> 00:50:27,707
you know, if I get married again,
1117
00:50:27,708 --> 00:50:30,207
if I have kids again,
1118
00:50:30,208 --> 00:50:33,500
I'm going to do it better because of you.
1119
00:50:34,208 --> 00:50:35,875
Because of our marriage, so
1120
00:50:37,333 --> 00:50:38,333
thank you.
1121
00:50:45,875 --> 00:50:47,791
Right, here we are.
1122
00:50:48,666 --> 00:50:49,790
Hmm.
1123
00:50:49,791 --> 00:50:54,040
Doesn't scream Christmas, but good effort.
1124
00:50:54,041 --> 00:50:56,624
Son, you worry me.
1125
00:50:56,625 --> 00:50:57,791
- Thanks.
- Mm.
1126
00:50:58,500 --> 00:51:01,457
- All right.
- So what do you two have for us?
1127
00:51:01,458 --> 00:51:02,499
No.
1128
00:51:02,500 --> 00:51:04,915
Sorry, no. No, no, no. Uh, forfeit.
1129
00:51:04,916 --> 00:51:07,457
Oh, stop, stop, stop. How bad could it be?
1130
00:51:07,458 --> 00:51:08,707
Get ready. Boom.
1131
00:51:08,708 --> 00:51:11,499
- Oi.
- So is there a story to this?
1132
00:51:11,500 --> 00:51:12,540
We failed.
1133
00:51:12,541 --> 00:51:13,457
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
1134
00:51:13,458 --> 00:51:15,082
- The tribe has spoken.
- Mm-hmm.
1135
00:51:15,083 --> 00:51:16,833
- Better luck next year.
- Thank you.
1136
00:51:17,500 --> 00:51:21,874
And now we come
to the house we've all been waiting for.
1137
00:51:21,875 --> 00:51:22,916
Mm-mm-mm.
1138
00:51:23,458 --> 00:51:24,458
Katie.
1139
00:51:30,833 --> 00:51:34,207
Well, I think we've found our winner.
1140
00:51:34,208 --> 00:51:38,249
Can you tell us about this?
1141
00:51:38,250 --> 00:51:40,041
Mm, I'd love to.
1142
00:51:41,583 --> 00:51:45,749
See, years ago, I came to Winterlight.
1143
00:51:45,750 --> 00:51:47,083
I got married
1144
00:51:47,791 --> 00:51:51,582
and put aside my career ambitions
1145
00:51:51,583 --> 00:51:55,582
and felt like a big, fat failure.
1146
00:51:55,583 --> 00:51:57,665
- Oh.
- But it's okay.
1147
00:51:57,666 --> 00:51:59,165
I was wrong about that.
1148
00:51:59,166 --> 00:52:00,790
See, I thought that my purpose
1149
00:52:00,791 --> 00:52:05,415
was to help the world
through green architecture,
1150
00:52:05,416 --> 00:52:08,040
but it turns out that my purpose
1151
00:52:08,041 --> 00:52:11,332
was to teach my ex-husband
1152
00:52:11,333 --> 00:52:14,957
how to be a better father and husband
1153
00:52:14,958 --> 00:52:17,833
to his next wife and kids.
1154
00:52:19,000 --> 00:52:20,083
Oh!
1155
00:52:22,541 --> 00:52:25,208
I just can't wait
to get out of this place.
1156
00:52:30,000 --> 00:52:32,665
Chet made the, um, the reindeer.
1157
00:52:32,666 --> 00:52:36,666
Oh, yeah.
Uh, the reindeer poop is edible, so...
1158
00:52:37,166 --> 00:52:39,166
Huh. Nice touch.
1159
00:52:41,458 --> 00:52:45,165
Thank you so much for today.
I... I had a blast. This was amazing.
1160
00:52:45,166 --> 00:52:47,332
I gotta pick up the twins from Tiny Toes.
1161
00:52:47,333 --> 00:52:49,040
Oh, wait, you have twins?
1162
00:52:49,041 --> 00:52:50,832
Yeah. I'm a manny a couple days a week.
1163
00:52:50,833 --> 00:52:52,790
- Of course you are.
- Stay strong.
1164
00:52:52,791 --> 00:52:56,000
Call me, and, uh... pound me?
1165
00:52:57,000 --> 00:52:58,540
Really get in there. Pound me.
1166
00:52:58,541 --> 00:52:59,750
Okay.
1167
00:53:00,791 --> 00:53:01,874
- Nice.
- Yeah.
1168
00:53:01,875 --> 00:53:03,790
Thank you, milady.
1169
00:53:03,791 --> 00:53:05,499
Mm!
1170
00:53:05,500 --> 00:53:07,999
You like that?
1171
00:53:08,000 --> 00:53:09,790
- Oh.
- Gonna have to have that removed.
1172
00:53:09,791 --> 00:53:11,624
- I don't like that there.
- Okay.
1173
00:53:11,625 --> 00:53:13,125
- I miss you.
- Bye.
1174
00:53:19,166 --> 00:53:21,582
What do you mean
you can't wait to leave this place?
1175
00:53:21,583 --> 00:53:25,083
The dining room. It was super hot.
Wasn't it stupid hot?
1176
00:53:25,625 --> 00:53:27,415
- Al?
- Huh?
1177
00:53:27,416 --> 00:53:28,458
What's goin' on?
1178
00:53:31,500 --> 00:53:33,540
After Gabe graduates high school,
1179
00:53:33,541 --> 00:53:35,540
I'm moving to Boston.
1180
00:53:35,541 --> 00:53:36,707
- What?
- Mom.
1181
00:53:36,708 --> 00:53:37,665
Oh my God.
1182
00:53:37,666 --> 00:53:39,500
Katie, w... w... why?
1183
00:53:40,083 --> 00:53:42,790
I got my old job back.
1184
00:53:42,791 --> 00:53:44,790
It's another shot for me.
1185
00:53:44,791 --> 00:53:49,499
- What about our house?
- I need to sell it to pay for my new life.
1186
00:53:49,500 --> 00:53:53,124
Okay, hold on, so you're telling me
you're gonna sell our house,
1187
00:53:53,125 --> 00:53:56,165
but you didn't even bother
to run it by me?
1188
00:53:56,166 --> 00:53:58,374
So this is your idea of total honesty?
1189
00:53:58,375 --> 00:54:01,540
I was gonna tell all of you. I really was.
1190
00:54:01,541 --> 00:54:05,624
I wanted to wait till after the holidays.
I didn't wanna ruin Christmas.
1191
00:54:05,625 --> 00:54:08,457
Uh, well, I'm not leaving, so...
1192
00:54:08,458 --> 00:54:11,833
Selling The Mothership? That's like
selling your third child or something.
1193
00:54:12,916 --> 00:54:15,957
Are you really gonna
leave us? We thought you liked it here.
1194
00:54:15,958 --> 00:54:19,208
Oh, Katie, this is a sad day indeed.
1195
00:54:24,083 --> 00:54:26,166
Me, of all people?
1196
00:54:27,583 --> 00:54:28,750
You couldn't tell me?
1197
00:54:37,916 --> 00:54:39,082
{\an8}Yum, yum, yum.
1198
00:54:39,083 --> 00:54:41,374
{\an8}I made apology scones.
1199
00:54:41,375 --> 00:54:44,707
I'm still mad at you.
Baked goods are not gonna change that.
1200
00:54:44,708 --> 00:54:47,457
I'm sorry
I didn't tell you about the house.
1201
00:54:47,458 --> 00:54:49,999
I didn't want our Christmas to change,
1202
00:54:50,000 --> 00:54:54,290
but it turned out
it changed anyway for... other reasons.
1203
00:54:54,291 --> 00:54:56,707
Well, I forgive you.
These scones are brilliant.
1204
00:54:56,708 --> 00:54:58,666
Thank you, Nigel.
1205
00:54:59,416 --> 00:55:00,957
And I've decided
1206
00:55:00,958 --> 00:55:02,749
I'm not going to insist
1207
00:55:02,750 --> 00:55:06,415
that you participate
in our family traditions anymore.
1208
00:55:06,416 --> 00:55:08,749
You can do whatever you want.
1209
00:55:08,750 --> 00:55:10,957
You're old enough
to decide for yourselves.
1210
00:55:10,958 --> 00:55:14,958
Yesterday, you seemed deranged.
Now you seem, like, possessed.
1211
00:55:15,541 --> 00:55:17,625
This is the new me, Gabe.
1212
00:55:18,166 --> 00:55:20,290
Gabe, how's the essay coming along?
1213
00:55:20,291 --> 00:55:23,916
I want to be a firefighter, Mom.
My choice is made.
1214
00:55:24,500 --> 00:55:27,249
Right, and when you go to college
somewhere else,
1215
00:55:27,250 --> 00:55:30,165
you will see
that you have so many more choices.
1216
00:55:30,166 --> 00:55:31,207
Right.
1217
00:55:31,208 --> 00:55:32,415
I'll go talk to him.
1218
00:55:32,416 --> 00:55:34,208
Okay. Thank you, baby.
1219
00:55:34,708 --> 00:55:36,665
As Albus Dumbledore once said,
1220
00:55:36,666 --> 00:55:38,957
- "Harry, you must--"
- Nope, absolutely not.
1221
00:55:38,958 --> 00:55:40,707
Okay, um...
1222
00:55:40,708 --> 00:55:43,000
Well, then I'll say it.
1223
00:55:43,583 --> 00:55:45,249
I think your biggest fear
1224
00:55:45,250 --> 00:55:47,625
is that your children
will turn out like you,
1225
00:55:48,125 --> 00:55:50,458
and from where I sit,
1226
00:55:51,000 --> 00:55:52,541
that's not such a bad thing.
1227
00:55:53,833 --> 00:55:55,875
Thank you, Nigel. That's very kind.
1228
00:56:12,208 --> 00:56:13,291
- Hi.
- Hi.
1229
00:56:14,458 --> 00:56:17,040
Wow. You look... gorgeous.
1230
00:56:17,041 --> 00:56:18,208
Thank you.
1231
00:56:18,708 --> 00:56:20,874
- So do you. Nice tux.
- Thank you.
1232
00:56:20,875 --> 00:56:23,999
It's, uh, it's a tearaway tux.
Part of my exotic-dancer routine.
1233
00:56:24,000 --> 00:56:26,665
I'd show you right now,
but it's just so much work
1234
00:56:26,666 --> 00:56:29,832
to put all the Velcro pieces
back together. It's a nightmare.
1235
00:56:29,833 --> 00:56:31,540
- Show me another time.
- Yeah.
1236
00:56:31,541 --> 00:56:33,374
- Later tonight, even, if you want.
- Okay.
1237
00:56:33,375 --> 00:56:34,999
Yeah. I will.
1238
00:56:35,000 --> 00:56:36,000
All right.
1239
00:56:36,541 --> 00:56:38,208
- Milady.
- Thank you.
1240
00:56:40,541 --> 00:56:43,790
Deck the halls with boughs of holly
1241
00:56:43,791 --> 00:56:47,040
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
1242
00:56:47,041 --> 00:56:49,290
'Tis the season to be...
1243
00:56:49,291 --> 00:56:51,832
I stopped cold plunging,
and I just use Icy Hot now.
1244
00:56:51,833 --> 00:56:53,957
- What?
- It's great. It's fantastic. Oh my God.
1245
00:56:53,958 --> 00:56:56,790
- Hi, Chet. Let me help you with your coat.
- Oh, yeah.
1246
00:56:56,791 --> 00:56:58,915
- Okay.
- Go easy, woman.
1247
00:56:58,916 --> 00:57:01,832
It's a little stuck. I know that guy!
He's next to the wizard.
1248
00:57:01,833 --> 00:57:03,625
- What's up? Hey, how are you?
- Mm!
1249
00:57:04,625 --> 00:57:06,832
- Ooh!
- Here, hold that for a sec.
1250
00:57:06,833 --> 00:57:08,874
Oh, you bought a pocket fireplace?
1251
00:57:08,875 --> 00:57:13,207
Yeah, I'm replacing the one for Nigel
that I smashed, remember?
1252
00:57:13,208 --> 00:57:15,165
That's funny, you don't look drunk.
1253
00:57:15,166 --> 00:57:16,291
Hmm.
1254
00:57:17,083 --> 00:57:18,915
Can you watch Chet for me?
1255
00:57:18,916 --> 00:57:19,875
Will I?
1256
00:57:25,458 --> 00:57:27,082
Oh, good. Kate's here.
1257
00:57:27,083 --> 00:57:28,457
And, uh, Chet.
1258
00:57:28,458 --> 00:57:29,749
Wow. -
1259
00:57:29,750 --> 00:57:30,749
Hey, guys.
1260
00:57:30,750 --> 00:57:32,957
Everyone, just gather around for a second.
1261
00:57:32,958 --> 00:57:33,915
Thank you.
1262
00:57:33,916 --> 00:57:35,499
Um, I just wanna make a toast.
1263
00:57:35,500 --> 00:57:39,166
With apple juice because I have
to open the clinic in two hours, so...
1264
00:57:39,958 --> 00:57:41,291
I just wanna say
1265
00:57:42,041 --> 00:57:43,540
that I'm happy for you,
1266
00:57:43,541 --> 00:57:46,582
and you're finally getting
the life that you want,
1267
00:57:46,583 --> 00:57:48,416
and nobody deserves it more.
1268
00:57:48,916 --> 00:57:52,290
And if I could go back in time,
I would've made sure it was a lot sooner.
1269
00:57:52,291 --> 00:57:54,249
So, to Al, right?
1270
00:57:54,250 --> 00:57:55,957
- To Al!
- To Al!
1271
00:57:55,958 --> 00:57:58,165
- Yeah.
- To Kate.
1272
00:57:58,166 --> 00:58:00,249
- Kate!
- Mm.
1273
00:58:00,250 --> 00:58:03,832
Mm! And I just also wanted to add,
thank you so much for coming.
1274
00:58:03,833 --> 00:58:06,874
You know, this is my first time
throwing a Christmas dinner
1275
00:58:06,875 --> 00:58:09,707
because normally on Christmas,
I'm in a soup kitchen,
1276
00:58:09,708 --> 00:58:13,207
uh, you know, feeding the poor
and the needy and the homeless,
1277
00:58:13,208 --> 00:58:16,290
so you know, it's just...
Uh, but this is still also so nice.
1278
00:58:16,291 --> 00:58:18,374
And I know you're dying
to open the presents,
1279
00:58:18,375 --> 00:58:21,040
so I think we should just eat
as fast as humanly possible.
1280
00:58:21,041 --> 00:58:21,999
- Let's go.
- All right.
1281
00:58:22,000 --> 00:58:23,665
- Yeah, come on.
- Let's!
1282
00:58:23,666 --> 00:58:25,791
Let's eat. Let's eat. Let's eat.
1283
00:58:27,291 --> 00:58:28,582
Those are from me.
1284
00:58:28,583 --> 00:58:30,999
So thoughtful of you. Thank you.
1285
00:58:31,000 --> 00:58:32,457
They're Stella McCartney.
1286
00:58:32,458 --> 00:58:33,583
- Mm.
- Wow.
1287
00:58:35,291 --> 00:58:38,000
- Do you know who that is?
- Yes, I know who that is. Thank you.
1288
00:58:38,875 --> 00:58:41,332
Well, I, uh, I have one for you too.
1289
00:58:41,333 --> 00:58:42,499
I know what this is.
1290
00:58:42,500 --> 00:58:44,374
Oh, no, you didn't.
1291
00:58:44,375 --> 00:58:45,332
I made it.
1292
00:58:45,333 --> 00:58:46,874
- You made it?!
- Yeah.
1293
00:58:46,875 --> 00:58:49,540
My hats are loved, okay?
They're legendary.
1294
00:58:49,541 --> 00:58:51,957
- You got that right.
- That hat I always wear?
1295
00:58:51,958 --> 00:58:54,499
- Kate made it.
- Hey, I love my hat.
1296
00:58:54,500 --> 00:58:55,915
Thank you, Dad.
1297
00:58:55,916 --> 00:58:59,208
Yeah, I... I think this is very...
1298
00:59:01,208 --> 00:59:02,333
warm looking.
1299
00:59:03,541 --> 00:59:06,624
Dad, open that big one right there.
It's from Mom.
1300
00:59:06,625 --> 00:59:09,082
- You know, maybe it's a hat.
- Okay.
1301
00:59:09,083 --> 00:59:11,082
Ooh, it's heavy.
1302
00:59:11,083 --> 00:59:12,832
- Do you need help?
- No, I'm good.
1303
00:59:12,833 --> 00:59:14,124
- You sure?
- Yeah.
1304
00:59:14,125 --> 00:59:15,541
- Maybe help him.
- Thanks.
1305
00:59:18,000 --> 00:59:21,624
- What is it?
- Oh yeah! No.
1306
00:59:21,625 --> 00:59:25,290
You didn't. It's an indoor grill. Huh?
1307
00:59:25,291 --> 00:59:28,040
Oh my God!
Hold on, you guys. Stop clapping.
1308
00:59:28,041 --> 00:59:31,666
I don't want anything.
No one look at me. I feel...
1309
00:59:32,333 --> 00:59:34,540
I thought he was kidding
about how much he wanted one.
1310
00:59:34,541 --> 00:59:36,915
Hey, I never joke
about grilling in my underwear.
1311
00:59:36,916 --> 00:59:38,665
Right, sorry. Gotcha.
1312
00:59:38,666 --> 00:59:40,540
Al, thank you.
1313
00:59:40,541 --> 00:59:42,708
I'm sorry it took so long.
1314
00:59:44,041 --> 00:59:45,166
No.
1315
00:59:46,583 --> 00:59:48,915
- This is for you.
- Oh.
1316
00:59:48,916 --> 00:59:50,082
- Got you.
- Yeah.
1317
00:59:50,083 --> 00:59:52,958
- It's from me, though. Thanks, Chet.
- Thanks.
1318
00:59:57,250 --> 00:59:58,457
My perfume.
1319
00:59:58,458 --> 00:59:59,499
Yeah.
1320
00:59:59,500 --> 01:00:01,583
- Oh...
- I hope it's close.
1321
01:00:02,208 --> 01:00:03,999
Dads told me
you didn't pick up your bottle,
1322
01:00:04,000 --> 01:00:07,916
so I figured that I'd try
to replicate that scent you wear.
1323
01:00:09,333 --> 01:00:10,832
I can't believe it.
1324
01:00:10,833 --> 01:00:12,874
It's exactly the scent.
1325
01:00:12,875 --> 01:00:13,875
How?
1326
01:00:14,666 --> 01:00:17,375
Well, I've been smelling it
for a very long time.
1327
01:00:19,250 --> 01:00:20,207
Tess!
1328
01:00:20,208 --> 01:00:21,665
- Sorry.
- Come on.
1329
01:00:21,666 --> 01:00:23,207
- Must be the perfume.
- Right here.
1330
01:00:23,208 --> 01:00:24,749
Looks expensive.
1331
01:00:24,750 --> 01:00:26,832
Better be.
1332
01:00:26,833 --> 01:00:29,082
Is it a ring?
1333
01:00:29,083 --> 01:00:30,833
Well, what is it?
1334
01:00:35,875 --> 01:00:36,790
Um...
1335
01:00:36,791 --> 01:00:37,916
It's AirPods.
1336
01:00:38,750 --> 01:00:40,249
- Nice.
- That's great.
1337
01:00:40,250 --> 01:00:43,249
Yeah, it's, you know,
because you lost yours sledding.
1338
01:00:43,250 --> 01:00:44,707
Yeah.
1339
01:00:44,708 --> 01:00:48,499
Sorry, it's just, uh,
just that you gave your ex-wife
1340
01:00:48,500 --> 01:00:50,999
her signature perfume
that you made from scratch,
1341
01:00:51,000 --> 01:00:53,375
and, uh, and then you gave me AirPods.
1342
01:00:54,416 --> 01:00:56,332
- Hey, Tess, it's not a big deal.
- Yeah.
1343
01:00:56,333 --> 01:00:59,874
Kate doesn't like store-bought gifts.
I'm trying to be a good ex-husband.
1344
01:00:59,875 --> 01:01:03,040
Right, yes. Yes, no.
You're right. You're right. I'm sorry.
1345
01:01:03,041 --> 01:01:05,875
I... I... I've made it weird.
1346
01:01:08,000 --> 01:01:10,499
Uh, it's getting late.
We're gonna take off.
1347
01:01:10,500 --> 01:01:11,999
No. There's more presents.
1348
01:01:12,000 --> 01:01:14,874
- We're going. Find your keys.
- I love going. That's fun.
1349
01:01:14,875 --> 01:01:16,499
Okay, let's go, Chet.
1350
01:01:16,500 --> 01:01:19,540
- Why can you never find your keys?
- Because I...
1351
01:01:19,541 --> 01:01:21,457
- Has anyone seen his key?
- I got it.
1352
01:01:21,458 --> 01:01:22,499
Ah, good.
1353
01:01:22,500 --> 01:01:23,749
- Love you.
- Love you.
1354
01:01:23,750 --> 01:01:25,582
- Love you.
- Stay for dessert.
1355
01:01:25,583 --> 01:01:27,707
They want to go, just let them.
1356
01:01:27,708 --> 01:01:28,832
Careful.
1357
01:01:28,833 --> 01:01:31,249
- Come here. Hugs.
- Oh, yeah. Love you.
1358
01:01:31,250 --> 01:01:33,249
- Love you.
- We're gonna go too.
1359
01:01:33,250 --> 01:01:35,082
- Bye.
- Oh wow, look, there's a fire.
1360
01:01:35,083 --> 01:01:36,707
- Whoa, whoa!
- Gabe, get back!
1361
01:01:36,708 --> 01:01:39,832
Keep calm. Find the nearest exit.
Don't come back inside. Stay low.
1362
01:01:39,833 --> 01:01:41,415
Everybody stand back!
1363
01:01:41,416 --> 01:01:43,332
Get back!
1364
01:01:43,333 --> 01:01:46,125
- Sorry, sorry.
- What are you doing, Chet?
1365
01:01:47,750 --> 01:01:49,874
Whoa!
1366
01:01:49,875 --> 01:01:51,666
What the...
1367
01:01:55,708 --> 01:01:58,290
- Whoa, whoa, whoa!
- Wow!
1368
01:01:58,291 --> 01:01:59,250
Stay back!
1369
01:02:01,041 --> 01:02:03,082
No!
1370
01:02:03,083 --> 01:02:04,458
Look away! Look away!
1371
01:02:05,375 --> 01:02:06,499
Stay safe.
1372
01:02:06,500 --> 01:02:08,665
Oh!
1373
01:02:08,666 --> 01:02:09,750
No!
1374
01:02:11,958 --> 01:02:13,582
My eyebrows are singeing. It's hot!
1375
01:02:13,583 --> 01:02:15,666
Chet, where'd your clothes go? Move!
1376
01:02:21,375 --> 01:02:23,290
- Yeah. All right!
- Yeah!
1377
01:02:23,291 --> 01:02:24,790
Yeah!
1378
01:02:24,791 --> 01:02:26,249
All right. Yeah, Gabe.
1379
01:02:26,250 --> 01:02:27,916
- Good job, baby!
- Attaboy!
1380
01:02:28,583 --> 01:02:29,916
Okay. Yeah.
1381
01:02:30,750 --> 01:02:32,374
- Hey.
- Phew. Pff.
1382
01:02:32,375 --> 01:02:36,582
- What happened?
- Well, that was a gift for Nigel.
1383
01:02:36,583 --> 01:02:37,499
For me?
1384
01:02:37,500 --> 01:02:38,415
Yeah.
1385
01:02:38,416 --> 01:02:39,707
- Nigel.
- Nigel. Yeah.
1386
01:02:39,708 --> 01:02:41,790
- I blame myself.
- There's no one to blame.
1387
01:02:41,791 --> 01:02:44,374
No, I mean for all of this.
For all of this!
1388
01:02:44,375 --> 01:02:49,290
I pride myself on sidestepping
problematic relationships.
1389
01:02:49,291 --> 01:02:55,165
I avoid idealized male stereotypes,
you know, that seem too good to be true.
1390
01:02:55,166 --> 01:02:58,832
And all of this is just a huge red flag.
1391
01:02:58,833 --> 01:03:02,207
I didn't sign up
for dating some country doctor
1392
01:03:02,208 --> 01:03:05,499
and his wife
and whatever the hell Nigel is.
1393
01:03:05,500 --> 01:03:08,458
- Yeah, I get it.
- But, you know, thanks for the AirPods.
1394
01:03:13,250 --> 01:03:14,083
Hm.
1395
01:03:14,666 --> 01:03:16,708
I guess you should go talk to her.
1396
01:03:17,708 --> 01:03:18,832
I should?
1397
01:03:18,833 --> 01:03:20,249
Oof.
1398
01:03:20,250 --> 01:03:21,500
Yeah.
1399
01:03:22,833 --> 01:03:24,582
Sorry about tonight.
1400
01:03:24,583 --> 01:03:28,582
No, it's totally okay. I always say,
if it's not a fight, it's not family.
1401
01:03:28,583 --> 01:03:32,082
Well, I'm just glad
that you and your pants were here.
1402
01:03:32,083 --> 01:03:35,582
Oh, they're fire retardant.
I use a lot of flaming puppets in my act.
1403
01:03:35,583 --> 01:03:39,540
It's a... it's a hard thing to describe,
but I'll show you sometime.
1404
01:03:39,541 --> 01:03:42,540
- Okay.
- So... so you're really... really moving, huh?
1405
01:03:42,541 --> 01:03:45,207
Yeah, I... I should've told everyone sooner.
1406
01:03:45,208 --> 01:03:49,249
Well, I'm... I'm totally open
to a... a long-distance thing.
1407
01:03:49,250 --> 01:03:53,124
You know, there's a lot of great,
like, beer museums out in Boston, so...
1408
01:03:53,125 --> 01:03:55,250
No. I'm sorry.
1409
01:03:55,833 --> 01:04:00,249
Well, Chet understands
and is hoping you will change your mind.
1410
01:04:00,250 --> 01:04:02,125
- I won't.
- Damn.
1411
01:04:03,541 --> 01:04:09,750
But thank you for making me feel special
at a time when I really needed it.
1412
01:04:10,333 --> 01:04:11,958
You're a great guy.
1413
01:04:12,750 --> 01:04:13,583
So are you.
1414
01:04:14,375 --> 01:04:15,958
Oh! Mm!
1415
01:04:16,583 --> 01:04:17,458
Mm.
1416
01:04:18,916 --> 01:04:21,208
Mm!
1417
01:04:24,875 --> 01:04:26,541
Okay.
1418
01:04:27,041 --> 01:04:27,874
Bye, Chet.
1419
01:04:27,875 --> 01:04:30,833
- Well, see ya.
- See ya.
1420
01:04:32,333 --> 01:04:33,333
Oh!
1421
01:04:37,208 --> 01:04:38,250
Oh!
1422
01:04:40,000 --> 01:04:41,375
I'll see you soon, huh?
1423
01:04:41,875 --> 01:04:42,791
All right.
1424
01:05:08,166 --> 01:05:10,499
You've been with us through it all.
1425
01:05:10,500 --> 01:05:13,040
I never thought
it would be so hard to leave you.
1426
01:05:13,041 --> 01:05:15,375
Thank you for everything.
1427
01:05:15,875 --> 01:05:17,957
Aw. You're welcome.
1428
01:05:17,958 --> 01:05:19,499
Wait, what did I do again?
1429
01:05:19,500 --> 01:05:22,207
You're the best daughter.
1430
01:05:22,208 --> 01:05:25,125
Yeah, well, that wind is so loud,
it kept waking me up.
1431
01:05:25,625 --> 01:05:26,957
- Yeah?
- Mm-hmm.
1432
01:05:26,958 --> 01:05:27,874
Hm.
1433
01:05:27,875 --> 01:05:30,165
- Can we snuggle?
- Oh, yes, please.
1434
01:05:30,166 --> 01:05:31,291
Yeah.
1435
01:05:32,875 --> 01:05:34,790
Hey, did that wind wake you up?
1436
01:05:34,791 --> 01:05:35,915
Yes.
1437
01:05:35,916 --> 01:05:38,207
Sounds gnarly out there. Oh my God.
1438
01:05:38,208 --> 01:05:39,290
What are you doing?
1439
01:05:39,291 --> 01:05:40,290
- Okay.
- Gabe! Okay.
1440
01:05:40,291 --> 01:05:42,332
- Sorry, guys.
- Oh God.
1441
01:05:42,333 --> 01:05:44,582
- Phew!
- You wanna snuggle too?
1442
01:05:44,583 --> 01:05:45,875
No.
1443
01:05:49,958 --> 01:05:50,790
Maybe.
1444
01:05:50,791 --> 01:05:52,083
Come here.
1445
01:05:53,375 --> 01:05:56,290
You can put your head
on my shoulder too. It's legal.
1446
01:05:56,291 --> 01:05:58,208
- Oh, okay.
- Yeah.
1447
01:06:00,291 --> 01:06:02,125
My babies.
1448
01:06:05,083 --> 01:06:06,124
Who's that?
1449
01:06:06,125 --> 01:06:07,958
Twenty bucks says it's Chet.
1450
01:06:14,000 --> 01:06:15,915
What are you doing here?
1451
01:06:15,916 --> 01:06:17,457
Why aren't you at the clinic?
1452
01:06:17,458 --> 01:06:20,416
I put a sign on the door
telling people to go to Newberry.
1453
01:06:21,750 --> 01:06:22,957
Am I late?
1454
01:06:22,958 --> 01:06:25,500
- For what?
- It's Christmas Eve book night.
1455
01:06:26,583 --> 01:06:30,833
Am I the only one who cares about
carrying on these family traditions?
1456
01:06:31,541 --> 01:06:33,083
Jeez Louise. Excuse me.
1457
01:06:39,333 --> 01:06:41,499
Look what I found on the doorstep.
1458
01:06:41,500 --> 01:06:42,665
Hey, what up, Dad?
1459
01:06:42,666 --> 01:06:44,625
- Oh.
- Yeah.
1460
01:06:47,291 --> 01:06:48,124
It's your dad.
1461
01:06:48,125 --> 01:06:49,874
Tell me the truth, am I adopted?
1462
01:06:49,875 --> 01:06:52,333
I'm your father. I'm your dad.
1463
01:06:53,750 --> 01:06:56,832
Ooh. I'm coming in,
I'm coming in, I'm coming in hot.
1464
01:06:56,833 --> 01:06:58,166
Okay. Ah.
1465
01:07:00,875 --> 01:07:02,874
Ooh, it's time.
1466
01:07:02,875 --> 01:07:05,124
We don't have to read
the whole thing, right?
1467
01:07:05,125 --> 01:07:06,790
- No.
- It's like a thousand pages.
1468
01:07:06,791 --> 01:07:09,540
We would never torture you guys like that.
Absolutely not.
1469
01:07:09,541 --> 01:07:11,500
- Yeah.
- Uh-uh. Page one.
1470
01:07:12,291 --> 01:07:15,041
This is our first picture together.
Me and your mommy.
1471
01:07:15,625 --> 01:07:18,665
What a smokeshow.
Look at how gorgeous your mother is.
1472
01:07:18,666 --> 01:07:21,457
Aww. You aren't too bad yourself.
1473
01:07:21,458 --> 01:07:23,833
I feel like crying. I might cry.
1474
01:07:31,083 --> 01:07:32,499
That was fun.
1475
01:07:32,500 --> 01:07:34,708
Oh, yeah.
1476
01:07:35,458 --> 01:07:36,583
I loved it.
1477
01:07:38,125 --> 01:07:40,332
So I should... I should probably get going.
1478
01:07:40,333 --> 01:07:42,000
Thanks for tonight.
1479
01:07:42,500 --> 01:07:43,666
Of course.
1480
01:07:53,958 --> 01:07:55,499
I thought we fixed this door.
1481
01:07:55,500 --> 01:07:57,707
Huh? Dumb old house.
1482
01:07:57,708 --> 01:07:58,875
Hey!
1483
01:07:59,375 --> 01:08:01,540
It's okay, House. He didn't mean it.
1484
01:08:01,541 --> 01:08:02,999
I'm sorry, House.
1485
01:08:03,000 --> 01:08:04,916
I didn't mean it.
1486
01:08:05,416 --> 01:08:07,708
There's just so many things
that don't work.
1487
01:08:08,916 --> 01:08:10,750
And so many things that do.
1488
01:08:12,333 --> 01:08:13,208
Yeah.
1489
01:08:43,625 --> 01:08:45,457
{\an8}- So yummy.
- It's so yummy.
1490
01:08:45,458 --> 01:08:46,540
{\an8}Best egg I've ever had.
1491
01:08:46,541 --> 01:08:51,040
{\an8}- Oh, Merry Christmas, sleepyheads.
- Merry Christmas.
1492
01:08:51,041 --> 01:08:53,457
- Aww!
- It's Christmas. You get kisses.
1493
01:08:53,458 --> 01:08:55,207
Aww! Hi, Mom. Merry Christmas.
1494
01:08:55,208 --> 01:08:56,290
- Um, I'm gonna--
- And me.
1495
01:08:56,291 --> 01:08:57,957
Oh! Oh, okay.
1496
01:08:57,958 --> 01:09:00,082
Oh, Nigel. Merry Christmas.
1497
01:09:00,083 --> 01:09:01,957
Um, I'm gonna go dig out the truck.
1498
01:09:01,958 --> 01:09:05,041
- I need to drop you at your dad's by nine.
- Wait. You're not coming?
1499
01:09:05,541 --> 01:09:09,500
After last night? No. No, I'm good.
I... I have lots to do around here.
1500
01:09:28,583 --> 01:09:31,958
Change of plans. We're walking.
1501
01:09:33,500 --> 01:09:35,040
Well, hello, family.
1502
01:09:35,041 --> 01:09:37,624
Everything okay?
1503
01:09:37,625 --> 01:09:38,624
With?
1504
01:09:38,625 --> 01:09:39,790
The storm.
1505
01:09:39,791 --> 01:09:41,790
The storm inside or the storm outside?
1506
01:09:41,791 --> 01:09:43,374
The storm outside.
1507
01:09:43,375 --> 01:09:46,207
I have no heat, no power,
and a tree fell on my woodshed,
1508
01:09:46,208 --> 01:09:47,582
so yeah, it's great.
1509
01:09:47,583 --> 01:09:48,875
Poor baby.
1510
01:09:55,791 --> 01:09:57,999
Oh, oh, oh, Tess. What...
1511
01:09:58,000 --> 01:10:00,207
- Sorry, was I loud?
- What are you doing?
1512
01:10:00,208 --> 01:10:02,874
I'm leaving. I'm going home.
1513
01:10:02,875 --> 01:10:07,207
Okay, but, um, the roads are closed,
so it's probably not safe.
1514
01:10:07,208 --> 01:10:09,207
If I can walk across Africa, Kate,
1515
01:10:09,208 --> 01:10:11,291
I think I will be fine in Winterlight.
1516
01:10:11,791 --> 01:10:12,707
Thank you, though.
1517
01:10:12,708 --> 01:10:13,958
Okay. Um...
1518
01:10:14,458 --> 01:10:18,457
I know that Everett and I need
to work on our boundaries.
1519
01:10:18,458 --> 01:10:21,874
And are these going to be, uh,
some sort of magical boundaries
1520
01:10:21,875 --> 01:10:23,832
that make you completely invisible?
1521
01:10:23,833 --> 01:10:27,749
'Cause that is the only way
he's not going to... light up
1522
01:10:27,750 --> 01:10:30,790
every single time you're in the room,
and I just... I can't.
1523
01:10:30,791 --> 01:10:34,374
But thank you for having me,
and thank you for the hat.
1524
01:10:34,375 --> 01:10:35,791
And I have got to go.
1525
01:10:37,916 --> 01:10:42,125
Oh my God. I thought
she pushed you down the stairs.
1526
01:10:46,416 --> 01:10:48,040
Tess, where you going? Huh?
1527
01:10:48,041 --> 01:10:51,499
The power is out, and it's freezing,
and you're wearing a vinyl coat.
1528
01:10:51,500 --> 01:10:52,832
Oh, I'll be fine.
1529
01:10:52,833 --> 01:10:56,249
I've got Kate's cool hat, don't I, Betty?
1530
01:10:56,250 --> 01:11:00,040
- You don't wanna talk about this at all?
- Talk about what? What are we doing?
1531
01:11:00,041 --> 01:11:01,957
What did we think was gonna happen?
1532
01:11:01,958 --> 01:11:03,790
Maybe when I twisted my ankle,
1533
01:11:03,791 --> 01:11:07,457
I also hit my head
because why am I in the North bloody Pole
1534
01:11:07,458 --> 01:11:10,166
with some Marlon Rando
I met four weeks ago?
1535
01:11:11,375 --> 01:11:16,665
I think we might have been suffering
from some sort of mutual manic episode.
1536
01:11:16,666 --> 01:11:18,374
And... and I think no one noticed
1537
01:11:18,375 --> 01:11:21,916
because we're both
just so attractive and tall.
1538
01:11:23,083 --> 01:11:24,999
Well, at least the sex was good.
1539
01:11:25,000 --> 01:11:29,165
Yeah... Yeah, it was good.
It was getting there. It was. Oh!
1540
01:11:29,166 --> 01:11:31,832
Oi! Okay, I'm gonna go.
1541
01:11:31,833 --> 01:11:35,083
I'm gonna leave you
to deal with... all of this.
1542
01:11:36,541 --> 01:11:37,957
Merry Christmas, Betty.
1543
01:11:37,958 --> 01:11:39,250
Merry Christmas.
1544
01:11:40,375 --> 01:11:41,291
Hey!
1545
01:11:42,291 --> 01:11:43,458
Merry Christmas!
1546
01:11:44,958 --> 01:11:46,624
What the... Chet?
1547
01:11:46,625 --> 01:11:47,790
Yeah!
1548
01:11:47,791 --> 01:11:49,832
Why is he everywhere?
1549
01:11:49,833 --> 01:11:54,083
I'm an emergency-response-team volunteer.
This is The Big Leplowski.
1550
01:11:54,791 --> 01:11:55,999
Of course it is.
1551
01:11:56,000 --> 01:11:59,165
I need to get to the interstate.
I think it's all been plowed by now.
1552
01:11:59,166 --> 01:12:01,082
No, no. I haven't gotten to it yet.
1553
01:12:01,083 --> 01:12:02,915
Then I'll get a bloody helicopter.
1554
01:12:02,916 --> 01:12:06,165
I don't care. Just get me out of here.
I need to go to New York.
1555
01:12:06,166 --> 01:12:07,707
Oh, Chet loves New York.
1556
01:12:07,708 --> 01:12:09,374
Course he does.
1557
01:12:09,375 --> 01:12:11,041
And is this one of your, um,
1558
01:12:11,833 --> 01:12:12,833
stripper outfits?
1559
01:12:14,416 --> 01:12:15,708
Can be if you want it to be.
1560
01:12:16,291 --> 01:12:18,458
We'll, uh, talk about that later.
1561
01:12:19,291 --> 01:12:21,540
- Bye, Kate!
- Bye, Chet!
1562
01:12:21,541 --> 01:12:23,915
- Bye, guy!
- It's Everett, but...
1563
01:12:23,916 --> 01:12:25,708
Okay. Sure thing, Kate.
1564
01:12:26,500 --> 01:12:29,000
Let's go.
1565
01:12:31,958 --> 01:12:33,916
I hate to sound like the Grinch, but
1566
01:12:34,416 --> 01:12:36,957
maybe we should postpone
until the power comes back.
1567
01:12:36,958 --> 01:12:38,457
Or cancel altogether.
1568
01:12:38,458 --> 01:12:42,124
I mean, how many signs do we need
that this is not our year?
1569
01:12:42,125 --> 01:12:44,749
What are we even talking about?
We're not canceling anything.
1570
01:12:44,750 --> 01:12:46,665
Okay? This is Christmas.
1571
01:12:46,666 --> 01:12:48,999
- Let's go.
- Go where, exactly?
1572
01:12:49,000 --> 01:12:51,082
Home, of course.
1573
01:12:51,083 --> 01:12:54,124
I don't know
how I didn't think of this. Duh.
1574
01:12:54,125 --> 01:12:56,457
The Mothership has battery power.
1575
01:12:56,458 --> 01:12:57,957
Heat, food,
1576
01:12:57,958 --> 01:12:59,790
It's Christmas! Yeah!
1577
01:12:59,791 --> 01:13:02,874
We should canvass the neighborhood,
see if anyone needs help.
1578
01:13:02,875 --> 01:13:03,874
Good idea.
1579
01:13:03,875 --> 01:13:05,332
- Uh-huh.
- What about me?
1580
01:13:05,333 --> 01:13:06,249
Wanna do presents?
1581
01:13:06,250 --> 01:13:08,957
Make two piles,
and we'll salvage what we can.
1582
01:13:08,958 --> 01:13:10,124
Yes, ma'am.
1583
01:13:10,125 --> 01:13:12,666
Great. I'm gonna get my boots.
Meet you down there.
1584
01:13:13,375 --> 01:13:15,500
Good, good.
1585
01:13:18,166 --> 01:13:19,124
- Honey?
- Mm-hmm?
1586
01:13:19,125 --> 01:13:22,749
I'm sorry you come from the weird family.
1587
01:13:22,750 --> 01:13:24,541
Yeah, well...
1588
01:13:25,083 --> 01:13:26,083
...I'm not.
1589
01:13:26,583 --> 01:13:29,749
Now that I'm older,
I... I like being from a weird family.
1590
01:13:29,750 --> 01:13:32,165
Guess it turns out I like weird.
1591
01:13:32,166 --> 01:13:33,624
Well, yeah, Nigel.
1592
01:13:33,625 --> 01:13:35,208
- Mom!
- I'm kidding.
1593
01:13:35,708 --> 01:13:37,333
Plus, we're super cool.
1594
01:13:39,125 --> 01:13:41,790
Okay, go ahead. Tell me more things
that make me feel good.
1595
01:13:41,791 --> 01:13:43,207
Don't, like, lose it,
1596
01:13:43,208 --> 01:13:46,624
but you're looking at the president
1597
01:13:46,625 --> 01:13:49,000
of the Oxford Sustainability Initiative.
1598
01:13:49,583 --> 01:13:53,207
And I volunteer weekends at the Scrap Lab
offloading the composting system.
1599
01:13:53,208 --> 01:13:55,791
I'm so proud of you!
1600
01:13:56,375 --> 01:13:57,707
Oh, baby! Oh!
1601
01:13:57,708 --> 01:14:01,290
- This is the best Christmas present ever.
- Okay.
1602
01:14:01,291 --> 01:14:03,958
- Thank you for telling me.
- You're welcome.
1603
01:14:11,750 --> 01:14:14,040
Who is it? I got a Taser. Oh.
1604
01:14:14,041 --> 01:14:15,332
It's Gabe, Miss West.
1605
01:14:15,333 --> 01:14:16,290
Oh.
1606
01:14:16,291 --> 01:14:19,040
Hey, why don't you come back
to the Mothership with us?
1607
01:14:19,041 --> 01:14:20,332
We got power back there.
1608
01:14:20,333 --> 01:14:22,832
I can't walk. I blew out my knee at Zumba.
1609
01:14:22,833 --> 01:14:24,874
- Ooh, Zumba.
- Uh, we can carry you.
1610
01:14:24,875 --> 01:14:26,707
Can we?
1611
01:14:26,708 --> 01:14:27,624
Yeah.
1612
01:14:27,625 --> 01:14:30,125
Why's that so funny? Get in.
1613
01:14:33,166 --> 01:14:34,415
Okay, come on.
1614
01:14:34,416 --> 01:14:36,250
Ready?
1615
01:14:36,750 --> 01:14:37,750
- Thank you.
- Yeah.
1616
01:14:47,000 --> 01:14:48,790
Merry Christmas!
1617
01:14:48,791 --> 01:14:50,957
Santa's helpers are here.
1618
01:14:50,958 --> 01:14:52,208
Anybody home?
1619
01:14:53,500 --> 01:14:56,749
So weird. We hit up every house
on the block, and no one's home.
1620
01:14:56,750 --> 01:14:58,541
- How's that possible?
- Don't know.
1621
01:14:59,375 --> 01:15:00,291
Oh.
1622
01:15:00,916 --> 01:15:01,791
All right.
1623
01:15:02,583 --> 01:15:04,291
- Try another one?
- Mm-hmm.
1624
01:15:08,791 --> 01:15:09,957
Whoa.
1625
01:15:09,958 --> 01:15:12,583
Well, the mystery has been solved.
1626
01:15:13,416 --> 01:15:14,375
Yeah.
1627
01:15:14,875 --> 01:15:18,375
Wah! Why is that...
1628
01:15:19,375 --> 01:15:22,333
Oh God, sorry. Thank you.
1629
01:15:23,333 --> 01:15:25,957
Jingle bells, jingle bells
1630
01:15:25,958 --> 01:15:27,790
Jingle all the way...
1631
01:15:27,791 --> 01:15:29,291
- Hello!
- Hey!
1632
01:15:31,666 --> 01:15:32,707
Oh, ho, ho.
1633
01:15:32,708 --> 01:15:35,374
What are you all doing in my house?
1634
01:15:35,375 --> 01:15:37,207
They would've frozen without you.
1635
01:15:37,208 --> 01:15:39,999
This town thinks
you hide a power plant in the basement.
1636
01:15:40,000 --> 01:15:41,332
Maybe I am.
1637
01:15:41,333 --> 01:15:43,707
That's not why we're here.
We heard there was an incident
1638
01:15:43,708 --> 01:15:46,457
between you
and a defenseless gingerbread house?
1639
01:15:46,458 --> 01:15:48,915
- Oh.
- Then announcing you're leaving.
1640
01:15:48,916 --> 01:15:52,082
So we all decided we wanted to tell you
how much you really mean to us.
1641
01:15:52,083 --> 01:15:55,040
Oh, Kate, I better hope
those fancy architects appreciate you.
1642
01:15:55,041 --> 01:15:58,374
You tell them since you added
a living roof on top of City Hall,
1643
01:15:58,375 --> 01:16:00,457
all of the local birds have returned.
1644
01:16:00,458 --> 01:16:02,749
It's like working in a fairy tale.
1645
01:16:02,750 --> 01:16:04,707
I was skeptical, as you know,
1646
01:16:04,708 --> 01:16:08,832
but those appliances you talked me into,
they saved me a bundle.
1647
01:16:08,833 --> 01:16:11,082
I bought myself
an entire revenge wardrobe.
1648
01:16:11,083 --> 01:16:12,582
I am a total smokeshow.
1649
01:16:12,583 --> 01:16:13,665
Tss!
1650
01:16:13,666 --> 01:16:16,000
Yes, you are.
1651
01:16:18,166 --> 01:16:19,000
Well...
1652
01:16:21,083 --> 01:16:22,499
I'll make sure to tell them.
1653
01:16:22,500 --> 01:16:24,957
- We're gonna miss you, darling. Cheers.
- Cheers.
1654
01:16:24,958 --> 01:16:26,499
Cheers!
1655
01:16:26,500 --> 01:16:28,250
- Yes! Whoo!
- Cheers.
1656
01:16:32,625 --> 01:16:33,541
Oh!
1657
01:16:34,708 --> 01:16:35,791
Ooh. Ooh!
1658
01:16:36,541 --> 01:16:37,791
Ooh, it's hot!
1659
01:16:40,875 --> 01:16:45,332
Oh, sorry, I've taken over your kitchen.
That's old habits.
1660
01:16:45,333 --> 01:16:47,249
Um, if you'd like to try some,
1661
01:16:47,250 --> 01:16:50,249
I've modified my treacle-tart recipe
to make it vegan.
1662
01:16:50,250 --> 01:16:52,124
- You did?
- Yes.
1663
01:16:52,125 --> 01:16:53,291
Wow.
1664
01:16:54,583 --> 01:16:55,833
- Hm.
- Hm?
1665
01:16:58,250 --> 01:17:00,374
- Tasty?
- Oh my God.
1666
01:17:00,375 --> 01:17:02,457
It's really, really good.
1667
01:17:02,458 --> 01:17:04,290
I think so too.
1668
01:17:04,291 --> 01:17:06,207
No, I'm... I'm relieved.
1669
01:17:06,208 --> 01:17:10,165
The Cordon Bleu's Basic Pâtisserie Program
doesn't cover the plant-based arts,
1670
01:17:10,166 --> 01:17:11,875
so I will name it in your honor.
1671
01:17:12,458 --> 01:17:14,207
- Thank you.
- "Tarty Kate."
1672
01:17:14,208 --> 01:17:18,333
So every time I think of a tart,
I'll think of you. Uh, well, uh...
1673
01:17:18,833 --> 01:17:22,915
I'll... I'll try and convince my mum and dad
to... to serve it in the pub.
1674
01:17:22,916 --> 01:17:25,582
- Oh, that would be really nice.
- Yeah.
1675
01:17:25,583 --> 01:17:27,500
You're very sweet, Nigel.
1676
01:17:28,125 --> 01:17:30,249
Thank you for being kind to my daughter.
1677
01:17:30,250 --> 01:17:33,000
- Oh.
- I can see that you're making her happy.
1678
01:17:33,916 --> 01:17:35,165
What more could I want?
1679
01:17:35,166 --> 01:17:37,332
- Oh.
- We're all happy you're here.
1680
01:17:37,333 --> 01:17:38,333
Oh.
1681
01:17:39,625 --> 01:17:41,833
- You're adorable.
- Aw.
1682
01:17:42,333 --> 01:17:44,583
- And a little crazy.
- Yeah.
1683
01:17:52,333 --> 01:17:53,957
I love this!
1684
01:17:53,958 --> 01:17:56,582
Dad, I... Hey.
What are you doing? You sleeping?
1685
01:17:56,583 --> 01:17:58,790
- Wake up. I opened...
- Honey?
1686
01:17:58,791 --> 01:17:59,707
Oh.
1687
01:17:59,708 --> 01:18:01,915
What did you do to him last night?
1688
01:18:01,916 --> 01:18:04,832
- We were clubbing.
- You were clubbing.
1689
01:18:04,833 --> 01:18:08,040
Mom, um, I got one last gift for you.
1690
01:18:08,041 --> 01:18:11,124
Um, it's my essay.
1691
01:18:11,125 --> 01:18:13,791
- Oh!
- It's a Christmas miracle.
1692
01:18:15,208 --> 01:18:16,999
- Okay.
- No. Come on. Stand up.
1693
01:18:17,000 --> 01:18:18,790
- Get up.
- Roll of the drum?
1694
01:18:18,791 --> 01:18:21,250
- That's right.
- Let's hear your voice.
1695
01:18:22,375 --> 01:18:23,374
Oh, no, no.
1696
01:18:23,375 --> 01:18:24,583
Okay.
1697
01:18:26,416 --> 01:18:27,915
"My name is Gabriel Holden."
1698
01:18:27,916 --> 01:18:31,207
"The prompt for this essay
was to describe someone I look up to,
1699
01:18:31,208 --> 01:18:34,040
someone who has caused me
to change my worldview."
1700
01:18:34,041 --> 01:18:37,957
"I thought about choosing Fire Chief Phil,
who is an admirable man,
1701
01:18:37,958 --> 01:18:40,875
and at 6'8", we all look up to Phil."
1702
01:18:42,000 --> 01:18:44,415
"There's only one person
whose conviction of beliefs
1703
01:18:44,416 --> 01:18:46,124
and fierce tenacity
1704
01:18:46,125 --> 01:18:48,249
has caused me to change my worldview,
1705
01:18:48,250 --> 01:18:49,832
or even have a worldview,
1706
01:18:49,833 --> 01:18:53,000
and that would be my mother, Kate Holden."
1707
01:18:53,666 --> 01:18:55,374
"My mom thinks she gave up a career
1708
01:18:55,375 --> 01:18:57,707
where she could've made the world
a better place,
1709
01:18:57,708 --> 01:19:00,540
but I know that she does this
on a daily basis."
1710
01:19:00,541 --> 01:19:02,332
"And it's not always flashy,
1711
01:19:02,333 --> 01:19:04,832
but she taught me
in the most practical sense
1712
01:19:04,833 --> 01:19:06,332
how to make life better for people."
1713
01:19:06,333 --> 01:19:09,415
"From installing
Doris's compostable toilet
1714
01:19:09,416 --> 01:19:12,957
to promoting an organic house-cleaning
business for a woman's shelter,
1715
01:19:12,958 --> 01:19:16,540
she helps make an impact on the world
one person at a time."
1716
01:19:16,541 --> 01:19:20,624
"My mom always says,
'Small acts make a big difference.'"
1717
01:19:20,625 --> 01:19:23,999
"She's the reason I wanna spend my life
in the service of others."
1718
01:19:24,000 --> 01:19:27,250
'"Give me the strength to save a life'
is the firefighters' motto."
1719
01:19:29,125 --> 01:19:30,833
Oh!
1720
01:19:31,416 --> 01:19:33,082
That was so beautiful.
1721
01:19:33,083 --> 01:19:35,374
I'll never forget it, ever.
1722
01:19:35,375 --> 01:19:37,332
I hope not. That was, like, my last copy.
1723
01:19:37,333 --> 01:19:40,832
Well, you don't need it now.
You're gonna be a firefighter, right?
1724
01:19:40,833 --> 01:19:42,540
What?
1725
01:19:42,541 --> 01:19:44,666
That's your passion.
1726
01:19:45,208 --> 01:19:46,874
I want you to do what you love.
1727
01:19:46,875 --> 01:19:49,374
I support you 100%.
1728
01:19:49,375 --> 01:19:51,207
Okay.
1729
01:19:51,208 --> 01:19:52,333
- Aw!
- Oh!
1730
01:19:55,916 --> 01:19:57,165
And, Sienna,
1731
01:19:57,166 --> 01:20:00,124
if you wanna go visit
Nigel's people in the village,
1732
01:20:00,125 --> 01:20:02,124
that's okay by me.
1733
01:20:02,125 --> 01:20:06,665
And if you wanna get married
and live there someday--
1734
01:20:06,666 --> 01:20:07,875
Mom, we are just dating.
1735
01:20:08,500 --> 01:20:10,541
Mm!
1736
01:20:11,041 --> 01:20:13,166
Does that mean I get to call you Father?
1737
01:20:23,541 --> 01:20:24,916
- Hey.
- Hey, Betty.
1738
01:20:25,833 --> 01:20:27,458
What are you doin' out here?
1739
01:20:28,541 --> 01:20:29,833
- You okay?
- Yeah.
1740
01:20:31,333 --> 01:20:32,625
I'm just thinkin'.
1741
01:20:35,666 --> 01:20:37,000
About?
1742
01:20:38,500 --> 01:20:40,500
About Chet, mostly.
1743
01:20:44,708 --> 01:20:45,958
I mean...
1744
01:20:47,375 --> 01:20:50,166
Well, have you talked to Tess?
1745
01:20:50,666 --> 01:20:51,749
No.
1746
01:20:51,750 --> 01:20:54,415
No, I gave her the old unfollow,
1747
01:20:54,416 --> 01:20:56,125
ghost, delete.
1748
01:20:57,458 --> 01:20:59,999
Well...
1749
01:21:00,000 --> 01:21:01,457
...got news for you.
1750
01:21:01,458 --> 01:21:02,624
Yeah?
1751
01:21:02,625 --> 01:21:04,124
Chet reached out to me,
1752
01:21:04,125 --> 01:21:07,291
and he and Tess
have tickets to The Lion King.
1753
01:21:08,666 --> 01:21:11,457
- Oh, well, that's... that's cute.
- Mm...
1754
01:21:11,458 --> 01:21:14,208
That's cute.
I mean, they're perfect for each other.
1755
01:21:17,291 --> 01:21:18,415
They're done.
1756
01:21:18,416 --> 01:21:20,041
Our divorce paperwork.
1757
01:21:22,750 --> 01:21:24,958
Look, Al, I don't wanna get divorced.
1758
01:21:25,458 --> 01:21:26,790
Or uncoupled.
1759
01:21:26,791 --> 01:21:28,583
Let me say that again.
1760
01:21:29,083 --> 01:21:30,958
I don't wanna lose you.
1761
01:21:32,291 --> 01:21:33,833
Take me to Boston.
1762
01:21:34,916 --> 01:21:36,499
What about your practice?
1763
01:21:36,500 --> 01:21:37,791
I'll close it.
1764
01:21:38,291 --> 01:21:41,540
Please, Al, you have done so much for me.
1765
01:21:41,541 --> 01:21:45,416
I would rather be dead
than be without you.
1766
01:21:46,083 --> 01:21:47,916
Then I should tell you...
1767
01:21:50,291 --> 01:21:51,291
that
1768
01:21:51,791 --> 01:21:54,083
I decided I'm not going.
1769
01:21:54,583 --> 01:21:55,665
What?
1770
01:21:55,666 --> 01:21:58,708
When? When... when did you decide this?
1771
01:21:59,958 --> 01:22:01,166
Just now.
1772
01:22:02,583 --> 01:22:03,957
I mean, who am I kidding?
1773
01:22:03,958 --> 01:22:06,000
I could never leave you.
1774
01:22:06,500 --> 01:22:08,665
You're talking to the house right now,
aren't you?
1775
01:22:08,666 --> 01:22:09,874
Yeah.
1776
01:22:09,875 --> 01:22:14,458
So I feel like we have failed
at consciously uncoupling.
1777
01:22:15,291 --> 01:22:20,916
And I feel
like I never wanna hear those words again.
1778
01:22:21,916 --> 01:22:24,625
Betty, this is not the future
1779
01:22:25,125 --> 01:22:26,708
that I expected.
1780
01:22:27,500 --> 01:22:30,416
But I am 100% sure
1781
01:22:31,291 --> 01:22:33,375
that it's the one that I want.
1782
01:22:34,375 --> 01:22:35,250
Come here.
1783
01:22:44,458 --> 01:22:48,374
So my epic Christmas story
has a happy ending.
1784
01:22:48,375 --> 01:22:50,624
I opened up my own sustainability company.
1785
01:22:50,625 --> 01:22:52,665
I'm making a difference in my community
1786
01:22:52,666 --> 01:22:55,750
{\an8}and changing the world
one person at a time.
1787
01:22:56,666 --> 01:22:59,999
{\an8}And that
"first love, walking into walls" feeling
1788
01:23:00,000 --> 01:23:02,499
that I thought went away
between Everett and I?
1789
01:23:02,500 --> 01:23:06,540
It turns out it was always there,
just waiting for us.
1790
01:23:06,541 --> 01:23:08,457
- I've been waiting for an hour.
- Oh.
1791
01:23:08,458 --> 01:23:10,416
- You're always working.
- Oh.
1792
01:23:11,541 --> 01:23:13,499
- Did you get the mushroom burgers?
- Yep.
1793
01:23:13,500 --> 01:23:16,166
And, um, what about
your indoor grilling stuff?
1794
01:23:16,666 --> 01:23:19,124
I got my pit mitts.
1795
01:23:19,125 --> 01:23:21,040
I'm glad you're happy.
1796
01:23:21,041 --> 01:23:22,208
I am.
1797
01:23:23,083 --> 01:23:24,374
When was sunset?
1798
01:23:24,375 --> 01:23:29,332
The photovoltaic panels I just installed
have light sensors, and when it's dark,
1799
01:23:29,333 --> 01:23:32,000
they're supposed to just light up.
1800
01:23:34,958 --> 01:23:36,458
There it is.
1801
01:23:38,875 --> 01:23:39,708
Beautiful.
1802
01:23:43,166 --> 01:23:44,708
I love you, Betty.
1803
01:23:45,375 --> 01:23:47,457
- I love you, Al.
- If you'll be my bodyguard...
1804
01:23:47,458 --> 01:23:51,291
I can be your long-lost pal
1805
01:23:53,500 --> 01:23:55,082
I can call you Betty
1806
01:23:55,083 --> 01:24:00,082
And, Betty, when you call me
You can call me Al
1807
01:24:00,083 --> 01:24:01,333
Call me Al
1808
01:24:08,541 --> 01:24:10,666
If you'll be my bodyguard
1809
01:24:16,125 --> 01:24:17,458
I can call you Betty
1810
01:24:23,625 --> 01:24:25,500
If you'll be my bodyguard
1811
01:24:45,708 --> 01:24:49,790
You can jump to the part
Where they break your heart
1812
01:24:49,791 --> 01:24:53,415
Dreamin' of the end
Before you even start
1813
01:24:53,416 --> 01:24:57,249
You can play it down
And keep actin' tough
1814
01:24:57,250 --> 01:25:00,707
Just don't stop lovin' too much
1815
01:25:00,708 --> 01:25:04,832
Fast forward
Till it gets to the funny bits
1816
01:25:04,833 --> 01:25:08,624
Till everybody knows
Where the money is
1817
01:25:08,625 --> 01:25:12,332
Say you know her when you find her
But it's never enough
1818
01:25:12,333 --> 01:25:16,166
So don't stop loving too much
1819
01:25:17,333 --> 01:25:23,125
Babe, it's gonna take more
Than we ever imagine
1820
01:25:24,750 --> 01:25:30,332
{\an8}Findin' out
If we're made up of the right stuff
1821
01:25:30,333 --> 01:25:34,499
{\an8}We've been goin'
In the wrong direction
1822
01:25:34,500 --> 01:25:37,874
{\an8}Lookin' for a course correction
1823
01:25:37,875 --> 01:25:40,832
{\an8}Babe, I really wanna
Make a connection
1824
01:25:40,833 --> 01:25:47,916
{\an8}So don't stop lovin' too much
1825
01:25:48,958 --> 01:25:55,708
{\an8}Don't stop lovin' too much
1826
01:25:57,458 --> 01:26:01,165
{\an8}You can cut to the end
Where you've done it again
1827
01:26:01,166 --> 01:26:04,999
{\an8}With the general reassurance
You can still be friends
1828
01:26:05,000 --> 01:26:08,790
{\an8}Let the rain come down
And all that guff
1829
01:26:08,791 --> 01:26:12,249
{\an8}But you can't stop lovin' too much
1830
01:26:12,250 --> 01:26:16,499
{\an8}Well, I heard she's gone
With a siren song
1831
01:26:16,500 --> 01:26:20,040
{\an8}The ocean's bein' quiet
Yeah, there's somethin' wrong
1832
01:26:20,041 --> 01:26:23,915
{\an8}Every time I crash
I'm learnin' to trust
1833
01:26:23,916 --> 01:26:27,375
{\an8}I won't stop lovin' too much
1834
01:26:28,458 --> 01:26:34,250
{\an8}Babe, it's gonna take more
Than we ever imagined
1835
01:26:35,875 --> 01:26:41,540
{\an8}Findin' out
If we're made up of the right stuff
1836
01:26:41,541 --> 01:26:45,624
{\an8}We've been goin'
In the wrong direction
1837
01:26:45,625 --> 01:26:49,082
{\an8}Lookin' for a course correction
1838
01:26:49,083 --> 01:26:52,040
{\an8}Babe, I really wanna
Make a connection
1839
01:26:52,041 --> 01:26:59,125
{\an8}So don't stop lovin' too much
1840
01:27:00,125 --> 01:27:06,916
{\an8}Don't stop lovin' too much
1841
01:27:09,750 --> 01:27:13,415
{\an8}Go deeper, go bigger
1842
01:27:13,416 --> 01:27:17,082
{\an8}Play games where there's no winner
1843
01:27:17,083 --> 01:27:22,790
{\an8}It's not poison, that human touch
1844
01:27:22,791 --> 01:27:29,583
{\an8}Don't stop lovin' too much
1845
01:27:30,416 --> 01:27:37,000
{\an8}Don't stop lovin' too much