1 00:00:09,301 --> 00:00:11,093 No, Wayne, you cannot have it yet. 2 00:00:11,094 --> 00:00:14,181 Something came up. 3 00:00:14,348 --> 00:00:16,432 Can we move this along here, please? 4 00:00:16,433 --> 00:00:17,767 You're not wrapping a Christmas present. 5 00:00:17,768 --> 00:00:20,895 - I've got a party to go to. - Lady, your leg is broken. 6 00:00:20,896 --> 00:00:22,605 You're not going to do anything 7 00:00:22,606 --> 00:00:24,106 except go home and rest. 8 00:00:24,107 --> 00:00:25,317 Less yapping, more wrapping. 9 00:00:26,276 --> 00:00:29,278 Lois, I am so much less high now. 10 00:00:29,279 --> 00:00:31,239 - Sir, please. - And their earlobes are gooshy. 11 00:00:31,240 --> 00:00:33,325 - Gooshy, gooshy. - Stop it. 12 00:00:34,117 --> 00:00:35,327 I want my little hammer back. 13 00:00:38,539 --> 00:00:39,622 Bing. 14 00:00:39,623 --> 00:00:41,874 Okay, we'll print your post-treatment orders 15 00:00:41,875 --> 00:00:44,585 - and get you some painkillers. - Yeah, I don't need 'em. 16 00:00:44,586 --> 00:00:46,337 What are you doing? Sit down. 17 00:00:46,338 --> 00:00:47,880 Your cast is still setting. 18 00:00:47,881 --> 00:00:49,132 You don't even have crutches yet. 19 00:00:49,258 --> 00:00:50,716 You're going to injure yourself even worse. 20 00:00:50,717 --> 00:00:52,760 Then I'll come back after the party tonight 21 00:00:52,761 --> 00:00:55,097 and you can fix that. Come on, Hal. 22 00:00:56,181 --> 00:01:00,226 - Hal? - Oh! Squishy. Oh, squishy. 23 00:01:02,479 --> 00:01:06,400 ♪ Life is unfair ♪ 24 00:01:09,903 --> 00:01:11,195 Okay, come on, let's go. 25 00:01:11,196 --> 00:01:12,697 Mom and Dad are already there waiting. 26 00:01:12,698 --> 00:01:15,409 Kelly, breathe. It doesn't start till eight. 27 00:01:15,534 --> 00:01:18,286 - You wanna look sharp or not? - I just-- I wish I knew 28 00:01:18,287 --> 00:01:19,704 what revenge Reese had planned for me. 29 00:01:19,705 --> 00:01:21,622 Don't worry about Reese, 30 00:01:21,623 --> 00:01:23,333 'cause you can't do anything about it. 31 00:01:23,709 --> 00:01:25,627 It's like a tornado, except there's no alert. 32 00:01:26,003 --> 00:01:27,629 It's just something you gotta accept. 33 00:01:27,754 --> 00:01:29,046 What the hell? 34 00:01:29,047 --> 00:01:30,507 My underwear's already too tight. 35 00:01:30,674 --> 00:01:33,969 Francis! Give me a pair of your mom's granny panties! 36 00:01:34,094 --> 00:01:35,637 Right away, honey! 37 00:01:38,682 --> 00:01:40,558 Wayne, you need to adjust these speakers. 38 00:01:40,559 --> 00:01:41,642 I'm not talking about the volume. 39 00:01:41,643 --> 00:01:44,103 I'm talking about the mix. That speaker is too quiet, 40 00:01:44,104 --> 00:01:45,563 and these three are too loud. 41 00:01:45,564 --> 00:01:47,606 And did you remember the backup cables I asked for? 42 00:01:47,607 --> 00:01:49,525 I know you don't mean it, but I'm getting a vibe 43 00:01:49,526 --> 00:01:51,319 of impatience bordering on menace, 44 00:01:51,320 --> 00:01:52,611 and it's pushing my agitation levels 45 00:01:52,612 --> 00:01:54,196 past the point of productive conversation. 46 00:01:54,197 --> 00:01:55,489 So, we'll continue this 47 00:01:55,490 --> 00:01:57,200 after I've run cold water over my hands. 48 00:01:57,826 --> 00:01:59,327 - Honey, these-- - Hal, please, 49 00:01:59,328 --> 00:02:00,536 I don't need any help. 50 00:02:00,537 --> 00:02:02,788 Just back off and let me do everything. 51 00:02:02,789 --> 00:02:04,374 Honey, I'm so sorry. 52 00:02:04,499 --> 00:02:07,960 I should have realized that my natural enthusiasm 53 00:02:07,961 --> 00:02:11,714 was just adding to your stress. You've got this. 54 00:02:11,715 --> 00:02:14,551 - Everything is already perfect. - Are you-- Are you still high? 55 00:02:14,676 --> 00:02:16,887 No. I'm just more perceptive 56 00:02:17,012 --> 00:02:19,513 because of the ego death that I experienced 57 00:02:19,514 --> 00:02:21,683 - from my expanded consciousness. - Oh. 58 00:02:22,225 --> 00:02:25,062 This is so yummy. 59 00:02:25,687 --> 00:02:27,105 Let me know if you want a break. 60 00:02:27,814 --> 00:02:29,982 I juggle the sound pizzas every Wednesday 61 00:02:29,983 --> 00:02:31,484 at Shadyside Assisted Living. 62 00:02:31,485 --> 00:02:33,737 Yodeling, barbershop, yodeling, barbershop. 63 00:02:33,945 --> 00:02:36,740 People go nuts. 64 00:02:40,285 --> 00:02:43,454 - Wow, I'm surprisingly nervous. - What's surprising about it? 65 00:02:43,455 --> 00:02:45,039 Yeah, you ghosted these people for years, 66 00:02:45,040 --> 00:02:46,625 and now you have to face them and explain why. 67 00:02:46,875 --> 00:02:47,958 Hey. 68 00:02:47,959 --> 00:02:49,210 - Hey. - Here's how I see it. 69 00:02:49,211 --> 00:02:51,128 We both wanna avoid Mom and Dad as long as we can, 70 00:02:51,129 --> 00:02:52,713 so we hide until the spotlight dance, 71 00:02:52,714 --> 00:02:54,507 then come out when they're the happiest. 72 00:02:54,508 --> 00:02:56,259 Before then, it's every man for himself. 73 00:02:58,970 --> 00:03:01,431 Nice. Give me her business card later. 74 00:03:02,849 --> 00:03:06,477 Malcolm? Malcolm! 75 00:03:06,478 --> 00:03:08,312 Are those your friends? 76 00:03:08,313 --> 00:03:09,814 I wouldn't call them my friends. 77 00:03:09,815 --> 00:03:13,150 Malcolm! It-- It's us! Y-- Your friends! 78 00:03:13,151 --> 00:03:15,695 Hey, guys. 79 00:03:15,696 --> 00:03:17,698 Oh, how we've missed our fourth musketeer. 80 00:03:21,034 --> 00:03:22,410 Uh, Lloyd, Dabney, Kevin, 81 00:03:22,411 --> 00:03:24,079 this is Tristan and my daughter Leah. 82 00:03:24,788 --> 00:03:27,374 You procreated! What a relief. 83 00:03:27,749 --> 00:03:30,127 The three of us have also created a child. 84 00:03:30,419 --> 00:03:32,170 Like, with a surrogate? 85 00:03:34,089 --> 00:03:36,508 - Sure. - That's our Hubert. 86 00:03:39,803 --> 00:03:40,929 There's an ant! 87 00:03:41,221 --> 00:03:43,390 Don't worry, I have confused him. 88 00:03:44,099 --> 00:03:45,683 So, what have you guys been up to? 89 00:03:45,684 --> 00:03:47,185 GenetiTech Resources. 90 00:03:47,436 --> 00:03:49,812 Incorporated in college and started getting contracts 91 00:03:49,813 --> 00:03:53,275 before we even graduated. Department of Defense. 92 00:03:53,692 --> 00:03:56,569 We're doing so much weird shit. 93 00:03:56,570 --> 00:03:58,571 Mm. 94 00:03:58,572 --> 00:03:59,865 There's your mom. 95 00:04:06,204 --> 00:04:08,789 Uh, Stevie! Oh, my goodness! 96 00:04:08,790 --> 00:04:11,376 It is so great to see all of you. Oh! 97 00:04:11,835 --> 00:04:13,128 Hi, there. 98 00:04:13,879 --> 00:04:16,881 - This is Tristan and Leah. - Hi. How are you? 99 00:04:16,882 --> 00:04:18,507 I was wonderful. 100 00:04:18,508 --> 00:04:20,426 Up until the moment I caught my ex-husband 101 00:04:20,427 --> 00:04:23,679 wallowing in his usual vortex of resentment 102 00:04:23,680 --> 00:04:25,849 based on nothing other than his own self-loathing. 103 00:04:25,974 --> 00:04:27,392 But thanks for asking. 104 00:04:28,643 --> 00:04:32,146 Tell your mother I do resent her showing up here 105 00:04:32,147 --> 00:04:35,649 wearing the necklace I gave her 29 years ago 106 00:04:35,650 --> 00:04:37,026 to be my forever love! 107 00:04:37,027 --> 00:04:40,071 It is a slap in the face across space and time! 108 00:04:40,322 --> 00:04:41,323 Tell her. 109 00:04:47,746 --> 00:04:52,459 Dad... says... 110 00:04:54,753 --> 00:04:56,213 he does... 111 00:05:00,717 --> 00:05:01,843 resent... 112 00:05:02,969 --> 00:05:05,055 - Run, cowards. - Okay. 113 00:05:05,639 --> 00:05:06,640 ...you. 114 00:05:06,765 --> 00:05:08,933 All I'm saying is Dewey is stupid 115 00:05:08,934 --> 00:05:11,519 - to be here on a laptop. - Eat my balls, Jamie. 116 00:05:11,520 --> 00:05:12,728 I'm being considerate. 117 00:05:12,729 --> 00:05:15,523 Excuse me. Hey. I-- 118 00:05:15,524 --> 00:05:17,358 Sorry, we'll have to get back to you. 119 00:05:17,359 --> 00:05:20,861 - We're all just so busy. - Yeah, we're completely swamped. 120 00:05:20,862 --> 00:05:23,322 I-- I'm sorry. I don't have any excuses. 121 00:05:23,323 --> 00:05:26,117 I just wanna clear the air and make it right. 122 00:05:27,077 --> 00:05:28,119 Please. 123 00:05:29,746 --> 00:05:33,208 Well, it's not like this is the first horrible thing you've ever done. 124 00:05:34,125 --> 00:05:36,670 Hey, Leah, do you wanna hear all the horrible things 125 00:05:36,795 --> 00:05:38,171 - he's ever done? - Yes. 126 00:05:38,296 --> 00:05:40,005 Kids. I need some help. 127 00:05:40,006 --> 00:05:41,966 They put the Chiavari chairs and high tables 128 00:05:41,967 --> 00:05:43,676 in front of the low tables, and it's blocking 129 00:05:43,677 --> 00:05:44,802 the eye line to the stage. 130 00:05:44,803 --> 00:05:45,804 Hi, Grandma. 131 00:05:46,721 --> 00:05:48,848 Oh, somebody who actually likes to hug. 132 00:05:48,849 --> 00:05:50,766 I said I would try it for your birthday. 133 00:05:50,767 --> 00:05:52,853 Malcolm, I'm so happy you-- 134 00:05:53,687 --> 00:05:55,188 He must have dropped and crawled. 135 00:05:55,814 --> 00:05:57,690 What the heck is wrong with him? 136 00:05:57,691 --> 00:05:59,066 He showed up. Give him a break. 137 00:05:59,067 --> 00:06:01,402 No. Jamie's not ashamed of his family. 138 00:06:01,403 --> 00:06:03,279 You know, how hard it was for him to get permission 139 00:06:03,280 --> 00:06:04,697 to leave the base and come here? 140 00:06:04,698 --> 00:06:06,533 Oh, they don't know that I'm gone. 141 00:06:07,158 --> 00:06:08,618 I'm on guard duty right now. 142 00:06:09,494 --> 00:06:11,453 ...in... 143 00:06:11,454 --> 00:06:12,789 ...the face... 144 00:06:13,331 --> 00:06:16,501 across space... 145 00:06:16,877 --> 00:06:21,213 ...and... ...time. 146 00:06:21,214 --> 00:06:23,465 Okay, who wants another one? 147 00:06:23,466 --> 00:06:26,510 Well, you can tell your father to find a dictionary 148 00:06:26,511 --> 00:06:28,178 and look up the meaning of the word "gift" 149 00:06:28,179 --> 00:06:30,639 unless it's like every other thing in our relationship 150 00:06:30,640 --> 00:06:33,767 that came with secret conditions that he would only reveal 151 00:06:33,768 --> 00:06:37,105 when he needs to attack me when I'm at my most vulnerable. 152 00:06:41,776 --> 00:06:45,405 She loves you. 153 00:06:49,784 --> 00:06:51,369 Cadet Francis, ten-hut! 154 00:06:54,748 --> 00:06:57,750 That's what military school did to us, baby. 155 00:06:57,751 --> 00:06:58,917 You'll never shake it. 156 00:06:58,918 --> 00:07:01,337 Hey, boys. Wow, you started early. 157 00:07:01,338 --> 00:07:03,339 I think ten is a respectable age. 158 00:07:03,340 --> 00:07:04,882 We were just raising a toast 159 00:07:04,883 --> 00:07:07,093 to our dear old Commandant Spangler. 160 00:07:08,553 --> 00:07:12,681 Rot in hell, you one-armed bastard! 161 00:07:12,682 --> 00:07:14,850 Uh, you wanna tell me what's in the sack? 162 00:07:14,851 --> 00:07:16,728 Are you my parole officer? 163 00:07:17,479 --> 00:07:20,189 No, seriously, are you? 164 00:07:20,190 --> 00:07:23,151 We decided to do one last caper for old time's sake. 165 00:07:23,902 --> 00:07:25,653 Nice statue head. 166 00:07:25,654 --> 00:07:30,867 I came. I sawed. I conquered. 167 00:07:30,992 --> 00:07:34,120 That's good. 168 00:07:34,245 --> 00:07:35,830 We're putting that on the Instagram. 169 00:07:35,955 --> 00:07:36,956 Wait... 170 00:07:37,791 --> 00:07:41,043 It was the most beautiful, transcendent experience. 171 00:07:41,044 --> 00:07:43,880 Abe said you were rolling around naked on filthy linoleum, 172 00:07:44,005 --> 00:07:46,591 - choking yourself. - Transcendently. 173 00:07:48,885 --> 00:07:49,968 Psst, Kelly. 174 00:07:49,969 --> 00:07:51,804 Before you try anything, just remember, 175 00:07:51,805 --> 00:07:53,430 revenge for an unjustified revenge 176 00:07:53,431 --> 00:07:55,474 is justified, but revenge for a justified revenge 177 00:07:55,475 --> 00:07:58,228 is unjustified revenge. Yeah. 178 00:07:59,020 --> 00:08:01,313 Relax, we're in a ceasefire until the party's over. 179 00:08:01,314 --> 00:08:03,650 Could you, uh, sneak me a couple dinner rolls? 180 00:08:12,033 --> 00:08:13,409 It's so nice to have someone 181 00:08:13,410 --> 00:08:15,620 I can share my deepest feelings with. 182 00:08:23,545 --> 00:08:26,839 Crap. "Yaassss" sounds like I'm seven. 183 00:08:26,840 --> 00:08:28,633 Quick, change the subject. 184 00:08:33,888 --> 00:08:36,099 Perfect setup. I look great. 185 00:08:53,408 --> 00:08:55,368 I made him nervous. 186 00:08:59,080 --> 00:09:02,250 Cute? Pretty? Hot? 187 00:09:06,296 --> 00:09:07,297 Huh? 188 00:09:15,388 --> 00:09:18,016 Ew. Ew! 189 00:09:20,310 --> 00:09:23,020 Wait, where the hell did you get that mac and cheese? 190 00:09:23,021 --> 00:09:24,272 I brought it from home. 191 00:09:27,067 --> 00:09:29,693 When I get back, I'm expecting a new full-sized plate 192 00:09:29,694 --> 00:09:31,821 handed over without any looks. 193 00:09:33,281 --> 00:09:39,244 There you are, Piama! Oh, my juicy jellybean. 194 00:09:39,245 --> 00:09:43,248 - Oh. - Gretchen, so great to see you. 195 00:09:43,249 --> 00:09:45,960 We were so sorry to hear about Otto. 196 00:09:47,712 --> 00:09:50,005 He didn't suffer. The puma is very quick 197 00:09:50,006 --> 00:09:53,217 - und efficient. - What are you doing now? 198 00:09:53,218 --> 00:09:57,304 I am a doula for cattle. I go from town to town, 199 00:09:57,305 --> 00:10:00,141 cow to cow, helping them give birth. 200 00:10:00,266 --> 00:10:04,561 It's very spiritual. Well, not the cleanup. 201 00:10:04,562 --> 00:10:07,273 That's nasty. Well... 202 00:10:07,899 --> 00:10:13,154 Oh, my goodness. 203 00:10:13,738 --> 00:10:16,615 - You have a calf inside you. - How did you-- 204 00:10:16,616 --> 00:10:19,743 Oh, it's my gift. Boy or girl? 205 00:10:19,744 --> 00:10:24,165 - We don't know yet. - Do you want to? 206 00:10:25,375 --> 00:10:28,585 What the hell? The video of us beheading the statue 207 00:10:28,586 --> 00:10:30,462 got 3,000 dislikes. 208 00:10:30,463 --> 00:10:32,005 Who doesn't love a classic prank? 209 00:10:32,006 --> 00:10:33,883 Let me see. 210 00:10:35,927 --> 00:10:39,722 - Uh, where was this statue? - In front of a bar. 211 00:10:39,848 --> 00:10:41,557 Had a creepy vibe, so we didn't go in. 212 00:10:41,558 --> 00:10:43,434 And did this bar have a name? 213 00:10:44,060 --> 00:10:47,856 That was weird, too. It-- It was called Stagness. 214 00:10:47,981 --> 00:10:51,276 What is that? Like, how much you're like a stag? 215 00:10:51,401 --> 00:10:54,445 Idiots, it's not "Stagness." 216 00:10:54,612 --> 00:10:56,656 It's St. Agnes. 217 00:10:58,575 --> 00:10:59,617 It's a church. 218 00:10:59,909 --> 00:11:02,954 Whose statue do they put in front of churches? 219 00:11:07,709 --> 00:11:08,710 It looks like... 220 00:11:10,128 --> 00:11:11,379 Burger King. 221 00:11:11,796 --> 00:11:15,049 Well, no wonder they're mad. People love that guy. 222 00:11:27,729 --> 00:11:30,982 Hubert! Come dance with Dada-Dada-Dada! 223 00:11:36,779 --> 00:11:39,991 Maybe I'm overreacting. Maybe he was teasing. 224 00:11:46,915 --> 00:11:47,916 What a creep! 225 00:11:49,500 --> 00:11:51,211 My first crush is a creep. 226 00:11:58,051 --> 00:11:59,135 It's been 20 minutes. 227 00:11:59,302 --> 00:12:00,803 I still don't have a better idea. 228 00:12:01,471 --> 00:12:04,056 Malcolm! 229 00:12:04,057 --> 00:12:05,724 Occupied. 230 00:12:05,725 --> 00:12:08,353 You think I wouldn't crawl under and pull you out of there? 231 00:12:13,191 --> 00:12:17,110 Can we do this outside the men's room? 232 00:12:17,111 --> 00:12:20,030 Nope. It's gone on long enough. We're gonna straighten everything out 233 00:12:20,031 --> 00:12:21,281 right here, right now. 234 00:12:21,282 --> 00:12:23,116 We're gonna go back to the party as a family. 235 00:12:23,117 --> 00:12:24,744 The shrimp is bad! The shrimp is bad! 236 00:12:25,954 --> 00:12:27,329 We're not serving shrimp. 237 00:12:27,330 --> 00:12:29,916 I ate something with a tail on it. 238 00:12:32,585 --> 00:12:34,711 Oh, sweet mother of mercy, it burns! 239 00:12:34,712 --> 00:12:36,631 Now let's go. 240 00:12:36,923 --> 00:12:39,299 - You can't be serious. - If you wanna get out of here, 241 00:12:39,300 --> 00:12:42,219 you are gonna tell me why you have been doing this. 242 00:12:42,220 --> 00:12:45,765 Come on, out with it. 243 00:12:47,850 --> 00:12:49,560 Sorry, I know you didn't mean me. 244 00:12:49,727 --> 00:12:51,311 How do you think one conversation 245 00:12:51,312 --> 00:12:53,022 in a toilet's gonna fix everything? 246 00:12:53,189 --> 00:12:55,275 I don't, but at least it's a start. 247 00:12:55,650 --> 00:12:57,526 What do you wanna do, wait for my funeral? 248 00:12:57,527 --> 00:12:59,279 There's nothing to say! 249 00:12:59,445 --> 00:13:01,488 - It's just the way we are. - Easy, boy. 250 00:13:01,489 --> 00:13:03,323 We all just swirl around each other fighting 251 00:13:03,324 --> 00:13:05,075 and taking turns creating disasters! 252 00:13:05,076 --> 00:13:07,160 Yeah, so we drive each other nuts. So, what? 253 00:13:07,161 --> 00:13:08,996 That's what families do. 254 00:13:08,997 --> 00:13:11,374 It's more than that. I... 255 00:13:11,749 --> 00:13:14,002 I like myself better when I'm not around you. 256 00:13:14,127 --> 00:13:15,253 So you have said. 257 00:13:15,670 --> 00:13:17,255 And I... 258 00:13:19,966 --> 00:13:21,968 feel bad for who I am when I am around you. 259 00:13:22,176 --> 00:13:26,096 What, you yelling? Spitballs to a battleship. 260 00:13:26,097 --> 00:13:28,433 No, I mean, I know I'm disappointing you. 261 00:13:32,145 --> 00:13:33,688 What? 262 00:13:34,731 --> 00:13:37,191 He said he knows he's disappointing you. 263 00:13:38,526 --> 00:13:41,320 Sorry, I'll be quiet. 264 00:13:41,821 --> 00:13:43,156 Now I'll be quiet. 265 00:13:43,781 --> 00:13:48,036 Mom, you've always had these gigantic expectations of me. 266 00:13:48,286 --> 00:13:50,620 Like I'm some sort of superhuman brain 267 00:13:50,621 --> 00:13:53,708 that can fix all the world's problems. I'm sorry, I can't. 268 00:13:53,833 --> 00:13:55,208 And I can't deal with that pressure. 269 00:13:55,209 --> 00:13:57,085 When did I ever pressure you? 270 00:13:57,086 --> 00:14:00,048 You said I had to become president of the United States! 271 00:14:00,298 --> 00:14:03,508 President? Is-- Is that what this is about? 272 00:14:04,802 --> 00:14:07,138 Malcolm, that was just a plan. 273 00:14:07,305 --> 00:14:11,225 Uh, plans aren't contracts. They're just plans. 274 00:14:11,434 --> 00:14:13,101 Your father and I have made hundreds of them, 275 00:14:13,102 --> 00:14:15,062 and look at us. Barely ever work out, 276 00:14:15,063 --> 00:14:16,814 so we just make some new ones. 277 00:14:17,315 --> 00:14:19,067 Yeah, you can't take it that seriously. 278 00:14:23,571 --> 00:14:24,781 That was you lying? 279 00:14:28,159 --> 00:14:29,826 You've been lying to me? 280 00:14:29,827 --> 00:14:31,496 All this time? 281 00:14:31,662 --> 00:14:34,874 Do you know the kind of trauma you caused me for a lie? 282 00:14:35,041 --> 00:14:37,000 Making me suffer 283 00:14:37,001 --> 00:14:39,878 under your lie for 18 years? 284 00:14:39,879 --> 00:14:42,632 What kind of Satanic monster are you? 285 00:14:44,675 --> 00:14:47,761 Aw, they found each other. 286 00:14:47,762 --> 00:14:49,639 We tried to give you 287 00:14:49,764 --> 00:14:52,850 very specific positive goals to help you get through college, 288 00:14:52,975 --> 00:14:54,851 so you wouldn't just party and drop out 289 00:14:54,852 --> 00:14:56,311 and end up in a homeless shelter. 290 00:14:56,312 --> 00:14:57,814 That was called good parenting. 291 00:14:57,939 --> 00:15:00,649 You don't even care about the constant stress 292 00:15:00,650 --> 00:15:02,609 and anxiety of trying to live up to that? 293 00:15:02,610 --> 00:15:04,528 Do you realize that my-- 294 00:15:04,529 --> 00:15:08,031 My degrees, my charity, the-- The awards, 295 00:15:08,032 --> 00:15:10,951 my beautiful, perfect daughter, finding a woman 296 00:15:10,952 --> 00:15:14,037 who loves me for me and makes my life complete, 297 00:15:14,038 --> 00:15:15,873 all of that was based on your lie? 298 00:15:16,165 --> 00:15:18,626 How could you do that to me? 299 00:15:21,629 --> 00:15:22,630 Wait. 300 00:15:23,881 --> 00:15:25,675 Malcolm, you've accomplished so much. 301 00:15:26,175 --> 00:15:27,969 And all of it is you. 302 00:15:28,761 --> 00:15:30,638 It's just you. 303 00:15:32,098 --> 00:15:34,976 You're a good father. You're a good man. 304 00:15:35,977 --> 00:15:37,728 Better than we ever hoped. 305 00:15:38,146 --> 00:15:39,938 And I wish we didn't upset you so much, 306 00:15:39,939 --> 00:15:41,941 and I can't say it's ever gonna get better. 307 00:15:43,234 --> 00:15:44,443 I just miss you. 308 00:15:47,155 --> 00:15:50,825 I miss you too. 309 00:15:51,742 --> 00:15:53,660 I'm trying so hard to hold it in, 310 00:15:53,661 --> 00:15:55,371 it just makes the pitch go higher! 311 00:15:55,496 --> 00:15:57,122 Please, let's just get out of here. 312 00:15:57,123 --> 00:15:59,916 - Yeah, uh... - Oh, by the way, 313 00:15:59,917 --> 00:16:03,253 - I love my granddaughter. - Yeah, that's pretty easy. 314 00:16:03,254 --> 00:16:05,423 - And I approve of Tristan. - Thanks. 315 00:16:05,631 --> 00:16:07,550 I mean, I don't actually need your approval. 316 00:16:08,092 --> 00:16:09,927 I know, but I approve anyway. 317 00:16:11,262 --> 00:16:14,015 Thanks. I really love her. 318 00:16:14,932 --> 00:16:17,059 I think I love her like you and Dad. 319 00:16:24,066 --> 00:16:25,818 We are no longer friends. 320 00:16:25,985 --> 00:16:28,321 We'll discuss it after dessert. Oh! 321 00:16:30,698 --> 00:16:32,450 Hey, Dad. Looking good. 322 00:16:32,700 --> 00:16:34,826 All better now? Glad we're past that. 323 00:16:34,827 --> 00:16:36,787 We're not past it yet, Reese. 324 00:16:37,914 --> 00:16:39,456 - Did we miss anything? - Hold me higher. 325 00:16:39,457 --> 00:16:41,583 - I can't see his face. - You are in for it now. 326 00:16:41,584 --> 00:16:42,918 - All right, all right,. - You're right. 327 00:16:42,919 --> 00:16:44,629 - It's your moment. - We'll pile on later. 328 00:16:45,087 --> 00:16:46,088 Dad... 329 00:16:46,756 --> 00:16:48,507 there's no point in me saying I'm sorry. 330 00:16:49,300 --> 00:16:50,593 I'm always sorry. 331 00:16:51,177 --> 00:16:52,511 But this is different. 332 00:16:53,054 --> 00:16:55,096 I not only took advantage of you, 333 00:16:55,097 --> 00:16:58,351 I did it by pretending to have a closer, 334 00:16:58,768 --> 00:17:00,394 more loving relationship. 335 00:17:02,521 --> 00:17:05,149 I know how horrible I made you feel. 336 00:17:05,483 --> 00:17:07,610 And the horrible thing for me... 337 00:17:08,945 --> 00:17:12,615 is I was faking the relationship I always wanted with you. 338 00:17:14,450 --> 00:17:16,034 Way to take all the fun out of it. 339 00:17:16,035 --> 00:17:17,453 - Yeah, nice. - Thanks, man. 340 00:17:17,745 --> 00:17:21,666 That is the most honest apology I have ever heard. 341 00:17:23,209 --> 00:17:25,418 But it is completely meaningless. 342 00:17:25,419 --> 00:17:26,879 - Wait, it's good again. - Oh! Dude. 343 00:17:27,255 --> 00:17:28,880 You have always counted on the fact 344 00:17:28,881 --> 00:17:32,551 that no matter what you do, I will always love you, 345 00:17:32,552 --> 00:17:36,389 and that is just true. It is for all of you. 346 00:17:36,973 --> 00:17:40,016 I-- I assumed the love was just there 347 00:17:40,017 --> 00:17:42,060 in every cell of my body, 348 00:17:42,061 --> 00:17:44,105 and I was helpless to prevent it. 349 00:17:44,730 --> 00:17:47,232 But then I realized that that was just for your mother. 350 00:17:47,233 --> 00:17:49,527 You guys are completely different. 351 00:17:49,652 --> 00:17:53,446 You're so unfailingly destructive and-- 352 00:17:53,447 --> 00:17:56,658 and self-absorbed and oblivious that you-- 353 00:17:56,659 --> 00:18:00,496 you-- You make it so damn difficult that my genuine, 354 00:18:00,621 --> 00:18:04,333 deep love is an actual act of heroism. 355 00:18:04,792 --> 00:18:08,296 Well, do you realize how good that makes me feel about myself? 356 00:18:08,921 --> 00:18:12,591 Thank you. Thank you. Thank you for that gift. 357 00:18:15,219 --> 00:18:16,596 Especially you. 358 00:18:17,513 --> 00:18:18,681 I, uh, yeah. 359 00:18:22,226 --> 00:18:23,727 Are you sure everything's ready? 360 00:18:23,728 --> 00:18:24,729 Don't worry. 361 00:18:24,854 --> 00:18:27,147 Don't worry everything's ready or just don't worry? 362 00:18:27,148 --> 00:18:29,065 Whatever answer makes you stop glaring at me, 363 00:18:29,066 --> 00:18:30,067 I don't like it. 364 00:18:31,152 --> 00:18:33,112 Ah, it's too late now, anyway. 365 00:18:36,032 --> 00:18:38,951 Can I have your attention, please? Everyone? 366 00:18:41,579 --> 00:18:44,540 This is such an important day for me. 367 00:18:45,291 --> 00:18:47,710 After 40 years of frustration, 368 00:18:48,210 --> 00:18:52,757 Hal has finally let me celebrate our relationship my way. 369 00:18:53,174 --> 00:18:56,177 My way. 370 00:18:56,636 --> 00:18:58,928 Today is happening exactly the way 371 00:18:58,929 --> 00:19:01,098 I always wanted it to. 372 00:19:01,557 --> 00:19:04,226 Because, honey, for once... 373 00:19:05,311 --> 00:19:06,354 for once... 374 00:19:08,439 --> 00:19:09,732 it's not about me. 375 00:19:10,024 --> 00:19:11,192 It's about you. 376 00:19:11,692 --> 00:19:13,778 Oh. 377 00:19:20,743 --> 00:19:23,328 Happy anniversary, sweetheart. 378 00:19:23,329 --> 00:19:25,622 This has taken so many online tutorials 379 00:19:25,623 --> 00:19:28,667 and equipment rentals and crazy expensive laptop 380 00:19:28,668 --> 00:19:31,545 I've been hiding from you. And I hope you like it. 381 00:19:32,755 --> 00:19:35,340 What would you like people to know about your father? 382 00:19:35,341 --> 00:19:38,219 Dad is a complicated man. 383 00:19:39,220 --> 00:19:41,013 Uh, no, he's not. 384 00:19:41,263 --> 00:19:43,641 He's the least complex man of all time, 385 00:19:43,766 --> 00:19:45,184 which I love. 386 00:19:45,309 --> 00:19:48,145 I spend so much time touring in different cities. 387 00:19:48,479 --> 00:19:50,022 Sometimes, I don't know where I am, 388 00:19:50,231 --> 00:19:51,399 and then Dad calls. 389 00:19:51,607 --> 00:19:53,566 He doesn't understand time zones, 390 00:19:53,567 --> 00:19:56,404 and it's always, like, 4:00 in the morning. 391 00:19:57,154 --> 00:19:58,572 But it's still very thoughtful. 392 00:20:01,033 --> 00:20:03,369 Two minutes talking to him, I feel like I'm home. 393 00:20:04,370 --> 00:20:07,081 Anyway, it got me thinking, and I wrote this. 394 00:20:13,879 --> 00:20:18,217 For me, the most singular thing about Dad is his stamina. 395 00:20:18,342 --> 00:20:21,095 The sheer amount of grief he could stomach. 396 00:20:21,345 --> 00:20:25,683 I got in trouble, got in fights, got suspended, got expelled. 397 00:20:25,933 --> 00:20:26,934 Twice. 398 00:20:27,685 --> 00:20:31,605 But Dad was always unfailingly patient with me. 399 00:20:31,897 --> 00:20:33,440 The first time I met Hal-- 400 00:20:33,441 --> 00:20:35,483 Oh, got married to you without telling them. 401 00:20:35,484 --> 00:20:36,694 That was a big one. 402 00:20:37,027 --> 00:20:39,071 Anyway, I was dreading it. 403 00:20:39,196 --> 00:20:41,656 As far as I knew, all dads were drunk and mean, 404 00:20:41,657 --> 00:20:44,368 but he was always so steady and reliable. 405 00:20:44,994 --> 00:20:47,036 Now, he feels like my real dad. 406 00:20:47,037 --> 00:20:48,706 Got arrested three times. 407 00:20:48,831 --> 00:20:51,709 No, arrested twice, expelled three times. 408 00:20:53,878 --> 00:20:55,921 We were all pretty wild. 409 00:20:57,173 --> 00:20:59,716 But my brothers, they-- They were so far ahead of me 410 00:20:59,717 --> 00:21:02,428 that I needed to find my own thing. 411 00:21:03,345 --> 00:21:06,347 So, I chose noise. 412 00:21:06,348 --> 00:21:08,559 I especially like the sound of crashing. 413 00:21:09,310 --> 00:21:13,438 Dishes, lamps, big windows, little windows. 414 00:21:13,439 --> 00:21:16,232 If you know what you're doing, I mean, you can create these frequencies 415 00:21:16,233 --> 00:21:19,111 that rip right through your brain. 416 00:21:19,361 --> 00:21:22,782 And when Dad stopped me, he was always so... 417 00:21:23,449 --> 00:21:25,326 gentle about it. 418 00:21:25,701 --> 00:21:29,872 I mean, it-- It really made me want to be peaceful. 419 00:21:30,539 --> 00:21:32,750 I really appreciated his tenderness. 420 00:21:33,542 --> 00:21:35,544 Even though, kind of a tough guy. 421 00:21:35,795 --> 00:21:38,631 I mean, look at these beasts! 422 00:21:39,924 --> 00:21:41,717 Can the love of your life be a man? 423 00:21:42,009 --> 00:21:44,594 Another heterosexual man? I say "Yes." 424 00:21:44,595 --> 00:21:46,639 A thousand times, yes. 425 00:21:46,972 --> 00:21:51,060 When someone is that loving and giving and honest and true, 426 00:21:51,185 --> 00:21:53,311 you can't stop it. You understand? 427 00:21:53,312 --> 00:21:56,857 He's not just my best friend. He's the best person. 428 00:21:57,316 --> 00:21:59,652 No one disagree with me on this one. 429 00:22:00,569 --> 00:22:03,823 Hal... 430 00:22:04,740 --> 00:22:06,826 ...is. A. Great. Man. 431 00:22:10,079 --> 00:22:13,290 Everyone expects me to talk about how forgiving and accepting he is. 432 00:22:13,582 --> 00:22:14,959 And he totally is with me. 433 00:22:16,710 --> 00:22:18,546 I don't know why I do what I do. 434 00:22:19,004 --> 00:22:20,922 I actually asked a therapist about it, 435 00:22:20,923 --> 00:22:22,048 but he was all, 436 00:22:22,049 --> 00:22:24,092 "I don't know you and I don't work for free." 437 00:22:24,093 --> 00:22:26,177 But what I'm really thankful 438 00:22:26,178 --> 00:22:28,430 for is the optimism he gave me. 439 00:22:29,139 --> 00:22:31,809 I still wake up every day thinking I'll be better. 440 00:22:32,893 --> 00:22:34,310 - He's always cheerful. - And honest. 441 00:22:34,311 --> 00:22:35,813 - And helpful. - An-- And wise. 442 00:22:35,980 --> 00:22:37,063 And honest. 443 00:22:37,064 --> 00:22:38,148 - I said it already. - Oh right. 444 00:22:38,274 --> 00:22:39,899 - You already said that. - Oh, give me a minute. 445 00:22:39,900 --> 00:22:41,109 I admire his enthusiasm 446 00:22:41,110 --> 00:22:42,819 and his courage. I mean, he'll try anything 447 00:22:42,820 --> 00:22:44,487 - and make us do it, too. - Mm-hmm. 448 00:22:44,488 --> 00:22:46,781 Ah, our vocal group, fire-walking. 449 00:22:46,782 --> 00:22:48,366 Fire-walking! 450 00:22:48,367 --> 00:22:50,286 And don't forget insightful. 451 00:22:50,578 --> 00:22:53,329 Nobody else recognized that my bluster was just a cover 452 00:22:53,330 --> 00:22:55,957 to hide my shame at ruining Secret Santa. 453 00:22:55,958 --> 00:22:57,917 - I did. - And he's incredibly generous. 454 00:22:57,918 --> 00:22:59,377 Especially, when he's playing poker! 455 00:23:01,547 --> 00:23:03,298 Hey, Dad. I'm sorry this is so rushed, 456 00:23:03,299 --> 00:23:06,259 but I'm totally swamped. But I wanted to say I love you. 457 00:23:06,260 --> 00:23:09,597 Um, I admire your decency and your honesty and your... 458 00:23:10,472 --> 00:23:13,141 hair. So, happy birth-- Anniversary. 459 00:23:13,142 --> 00:23:15,019 Hey, Linda, can you print me that report? 460 00:23:16,687 --> 00:23:19,189 I was like, five... 461 00:23:19,982 --> 00:23:21,692 when I started feeling wrong. 462 00:23:23,360 --> 00:23:25,069 I thought I was great at hiding it 463 00:23:25,070 --> 00:23:27,197 because you guys never said anything. 464 00:23:28,949 --> 00:23:30,034 But then... 465 00:23:32,202 --> 00:23:36,373 I had this one really shitty day in fifth grade 466 00:23:36,832 --> 00:23:38,167 with the other kids and-- 467 00:23:38,834 --> 00:23:40,628 and even my teacher. 468 00:23:43,964 --> 00:23:46,675 When... When I had little kid problems, 469 00:23:47,092 --> 00:23:49,136 I'd just go to Dad 470 00:23:49,386 --> 00:23:51,597 and he'd clown around and make me feel better. 471 00:23:53,349 --> 00:23:55,601 And-- And I wanted to do that, but... 472 00:23:56,769 --> 00:24:00,356 instead I just blurted out, "Dad, am I wrong?" 473 00:24:02,483 --> 00:24:03,525 And... 474 00:24:04,109 --> 00:24:07,279 he was looking at me, and-- and I knew that he knew... 475 00:24:08,364 --> 00:24:09,865 and had always known. 476 00:24:11,700 --> 00:24:12,701 And... 477 00:24:14,453 --> 00:24:16,163 I could tell he was thinking, like... 478 00:24:16,664 --> 00:24:18,540 really hard. 479 00:24:20,459 --> 00:24:22,252 And I was terrified. 480 00:24:25,172 --> 00:24:26,839 And then-- 481 00:24:26,840 --> 00:24:28,716 Then he finally said... 482 00:24:28,717 --> 00:24:30,636 "You could be nicer to your mom sometimes." 483 00:24:33,305 --> 00:24:36,809 So, yeah, I like him. 484 00:24:40,771 --> 00:24:41,854 - Sincere. - Loyal. 485 00:24:41,855 --> 00:24:42,939 - Heartwarming. - Tenderness. 486 00:24:42,940 --> 00:24:44,023 - Brave. - Honest. 487 00:24:44,024 --> 00:24:45,316 - Faithful. - Incredible. 488 00:24:45,317 --> 00:24:46,484 - Remarkable. - Vibrant. 489 00:24:46,485 --> 00:24:47,694 - Twinkling. - Loving. 490 00:24:47,695 --> 00:24:48,987 - Determined. - Fearless. 491 00:24:48,988 --> 00:24:50,363 - Considerate. - Sparkling. 492 00:24:55,744 --> 00:24:56,953 Love. 493 00:25:02,626 --> 00:25:06,964 We did it! Whoo-hoo! All minds are beautiful minds. 494 00:25:08,924 --> 00:25:12,761 Hal... ...when we first met... 495 00:25:13,846 --> 00:25:16,181 I knew I'd been looking for you my entire life. 496 00:25:20,811 --> 00:25:22,604 You're my wish come true. 497 00:25:42,875 --> 00:25:44,084 Bravo. 498 00:25:50,466 --> 00:25:52,801 No one's ever done anything like that for me. 499 00:25:54,219 --> 00:25:55,845 No one ever let us. 500 00:25:55,846 --> 00:25:57,389 Excuse me? 501 00:25:59,975 --> 00:26:04,563 It feels weird to insert myself into this moment, but if... 502 00:26:05,314 --> 00:26:07,274 I don't do it now, I'm afraid I never will. 503 00:26:08,233 --> 00:26:09,234 Dad... 504 00:26:11,153 --> 00:26:13,822 I'm sorry for how crappy my part in that was. 505 00:26:15,574 --> 00:26:17,951 I didn't realize how much this meant. 506 00:26:18,744 --> 00:26:19,870 How much you meant. 507 00:26:22,372 --> 00:26:23,499 I'm sorry. 508 00:26:33,342 --> 00:26:36,553 I thought I was improving myself by being away from you. 509 00:26:37,763 --> 00:26:40,473 But instead I forgot the important things 510 00:26:40,474 --> 00:26:43,227 I learned from you. "Give everyone a chance." 511 00:26:45,312 --> 00:26:47,231 "Love is brave." 512 00:26:48,982 --> 00:26:50,651 "Don't stop believing." 513 00:26:52,486 --> 00:26:54,696 I know where you got that one, but it's still good. 514 00:26:55,155 --> 00:26:56,240 So... 515 00:26:56,782 --> 00:26:58,033 love is brave. 516 00:27:01,662 --> 00:27:02,913 Tristan. 517 00:27:03,831 --> 00:27:05,124 I am so flawed. 518 00:27:05,249 --> 00:27:08,084 There are so many parts of my personality 519 00:27:08,085 --> 00:27:12,714 that don't work right, but I love you so much. 520 00:27:14,133 --> 00:27:15,425 Will you marry me? 521 00:27:18,679 --> 00:27:19,805 No! 522 00:27:21,140 --> 00:27:22,349 - Ooh. - Oh. 523 00:27:31,191 --> 00:27:33,442 That doesn't work for everything, Stevie. 524 00:27:33,443 --> 00:27:34,611 Malcolm... 525 00:27:35,529 --> 00:27:38,365 I love you so much. 526 00:27:39,491 --> 00:27:40,701 But we both just found out 527 00:27:40,826 --> 00:27:45,289 we've been keeping gigantic, awful secrets from each other. 528 00:27:45,956 --> 00:27:48,458 We have to figure that out before we do anything. 529 00:27:51,503 --> 00:27:53,505 Except sex. We'll definitely have sex later. 530 00:28:15,110 --> 00:28:16,945 Sweetie, get off your phone. It's a party. 531 00:28:17,279 --> 00:28:20,031 Go talk to that little weirdo. He looks lonely. 532 00:28:27,080 --> 00:28:29,875 - Hi. I'm Leah. - Hubert. 533 00:28:30,751 --> 00:28:32,461 Who ordered you to approach me? 534 00:28:33,086 --> 00:28:35,589 - My-- My grandma. - She could tell I was lonely. 535 00:28:35,756 --> 00:28:38,341 Just as I could tell you're lonely. 536 00:28:38,342 --> 00:28:39,885 It's probably because you're odd. 537 00:28:40,510 --> 00:28:42,137 - I am. - Well, then... 538 00:28:43,221 --> 00:28:45,474 - we're a match made in heaven. - Don't do eyebrows. 539 00:28:45,641 --> 00:28:47,976 And you're already giving me good advice. 540 00:28:48,852 --> 00:28:50,812 We're blossoming. 541 00:28:51,647 --> 00:28:53,731 Hi, would you like to join 542 00:28:53,732 --> 00:28:56,693 what may become a super-cool friend group? 543 00:29:00,280 --> 00:29:01,490 Yeah, okay. Thanks. 544 00:29:03,951 --> 00:29:06,662 Can I ask you guys about something really embarrassing? 545 00:29:06,787 --> 00:29:09,205 If you knew me better, you wouldn't. But go ahead. 546 00:29:10,332 --> 00:29:11,749 Ladies and gentlemen, 547 00:29:11,750 --> 00:29:14,378 we present the anniversary dance under the spotlight. 548 00:29:14,670 --> 00:29:17,297 Please remember, they chose the music. 549 00:29:17,965 --> 00:29:20,926 What have you done? 550 00:29:21,134 --> 00:29:22,886 I don't know what you're talking about. 551 00:29:23,387 --> 00:29:25,096 - Hal? - Well, it's just a silly, 552 00:29:25,097 --> 00:29:26,931 little, romantic thing. It's no big deal. 553 00:29:26,932 --> 00:29:29,433 ♪ Do you feel my heart beating? ♪ 554 00:29:31,144 --> 00:29:36,191 ♪ Do you understand? Do you feel the same? ♪ 555 00:29:36,984 --> 00:29:41,488 ♪ Am I only dreaming? ♪ 556 00:29:42,197 --> 00:29:48,328 ♪ I believe It's meant to be, darling ♪ 557 00:29:48,453 --> 00:29:51,205 ♪ Do you feel the same? ♪ 558 00:29:52,290 --> 00:29:56,210 ♪ Am I only dreaming? ♪ 559 00:29:57,796 --> 00:30:00,047 Oh, my God, it's like being in a dream. 560 00:30:00,048 --> 00:30:01,257 You are a dream. 561 00:30:01,258 --> 00:30:04,678 ♪ ...an eternal flame? ♪ 562 00:30:09,683 --> 00:30:12,978 ♪ Do you feel my heart beating? ♪ 563 00:30:13,437 --> 00:30:15,731 ♪ Do you understand? ♪ 564 00:30:15,981 --> 00:30:18,608 ♪ Do you feel the same? ♪ 565 00:30:19,651 --> 00:30:23,864 ♪ Am I only dreaming? ♪ 566 00:30:24,239 --> 00:30:27,116 ♪ Or is this burning... ♪ 567 00:30:33,248 --> 00:30:36,585 ♪ Give me your hand, darling ♪ 568 00:30:37,002 --> 00:30:40,464 ♪ Do you feel my heart beating? ♪ 569 00:30:40,881 --> 00:30:46,386 ♪ Do you understand? Do you feel the same? ♪ 570 00:30:46,762 --> 00:30:51,308 ♪ Am I only dreaming? ♪ 571 00:30:54,436 --> 00:30:58,398 ♪ An eternal flame ♪ 572 00:30:58,523 --> 00:31:01,108 ♪ Close your eyes Give me... ♪ 573 00:31:07,949 --> 00:31:10,994 Oh! Lois, Lois. I'm sorry. 574 00:31:11,244 --> 00:31:13,413 I'm sorry that-- That wasn't supposed to-- I-- 575 00:31:13,580 --> 00:31:14,664 I didn't mean to. 576 00:31:16,416 --> 00:31:17,417 Do you like it? 577 00:31:30,806 --> 00:31:33,474 This is the most incontestable forfeit 578 00:31:33,475 --> 00:31:35,476 of a security deposit of all time. 579 00:31:35,477 --> 00:31:38,313 And well worth it. 580 00:31:39,356 --> 00:31:40,940 - Ow! - What? 581 00:31:40,941 --> 00:31:45,028 What the hell? My leg is killing me. 582 00:31:48,365 --> 00:31:49,908 When the hell did I get a cast? 583 00:31:50,325 --> 00:31:53,494 Having friends is awesome. 584 00:31:53,495 --> 00:31:56,330 I had no idea. We talked everything out, 585 00:31:56,331 --> 00:31:58,500 and they gave me a whole new perspective. 586 00:31:58,750 --> 00:32:00,627 So, I am going to send a picture. 587 00:32:01,920 --> 00:32:04,631 Well, a screenshot. To his parents. 588 00:32:05,173 --> 00:32:07,050 And every girl in school. 589 00:32:10,053 --> 00:32:11,304 Teachable moment. 590 00:32:12,722 --> 00:32:13,890 Just so you know, 591 00:32:14,015 --> 00:32:16,101 Grandma actually helped me solve a problem. 592 00:32:16,268 --> 00:32:17,269 Really? How? 593 00:32:18,061 --> 00:32:20,814 Well, by bossing me around about something completely different. 594 00:32:21,398 --> 00:32:22,524 That's the M.O. 595 00:32:23,316 --> 00:32:27,070 It just occurred to me. My next poo is gonna be amazing. 596 00:32:28,405 --> 00:32:30,031 Nice job ruining the anniversary. 597 00:32:31,658 --> 00:32:33,325 Me? Everything would've been fine 598 00:32:33,326 --> 00:32:35,203 if those rafters were spaced properly. 599 00:32:35,328 --> 00:32:37,079 Bull, those rafters are exactly to code. 600 00:32:37,080 --> 00:32:38,956 They absolutely are not. 601 00:32:38,957 --> 00:32:40,416 For God's sakes, Reese. 602 00:32:40,417 --> 00:32:42,543 Building codes specify different rafter spacing 603 00:32:42,544 --> 00:32:44,086 for four-by-sixes and four-by-eights, 604 00:32:44,087 --> 00:32:46,380 and you can't tell the dimensions from down here. 605 00:32:46,381 --> 00:32:48,758 And when a zipper sticks, you don't keep yanking on it. 606 00:32:48,884 --> 00:32:51,178 You pull gently and wiggle it side to side. 607 00:32:51,386 --> 00:32:53,345 That's another thing, that cheap zipper. 608 00:32:53,346 --> 00:32:55,681 There's tons of things to blame. Tomorrow, we'll get down to city hall... 609 00:32:55,682 --> 00:32:58,142 Well, I guess this is my life again. 610 00:32:58,143 --> 00:32:59,852 I just have to do everything I can 611 00:32:59,853 --> 00:33:00,937 to make it work. 612 00:33:01,271 --> 00:33:04,315 Mostly, because I can't think of any way out it. 613 00:33:04,316 --> 00:33:06,067 I hope Leah's gonna be okay with this family. 614 00:33:07,194 --> 00:33:08,570 I like this family. 615 00:33:08,695 --> 00:33:10,822 I feel so much less weird by comparison. 616 00:33:11,656 --> 00:33:13,867 I hope Dad's gonna be able to handle it. 617 00:33:14,659 --> 00:33:16,828 - I'm sure he'll be fine. - I'm sure she'll be fine. 618 00:33:20,498 --> 00:33:22,209 ♪ Freak-A-Zoids, robots ♪ 619 00:33:22,334 --> 00:33:24,961 ♪ Please report to the dance floor ♪ 620 00:33:28,715 --> 00:33:32,594 ♪ I'll be your Freak-a-Zoid Come on and wind me up ♪ 621 00:33:33,720 --> 00:33:36,097 ♪ Ooh dance baby ♪ 622 00:33:36,806 --> 00:33:39,642 ♪ Shake your body like you just don't care ♪ 623 00:33:39,643 --> 00:33:40,893 ♪ I said ♪ 624 00:33:40,894 --> 00:33:44,063 ♪ I'll be your Freak-A-Zoid Come on and wind me up ♪ 625 00:33:44,064 --> 00:33:45,731 ♪ System engaged so I'm ‘bout to soar ♪ 626 00:33:45,732 --> 00:33:47,942 ♪ Let me show you how to land it on the dance floor ♪ 627 00:33:47,943 --> 00:33:49,860 ♪ Rock back and forth spaceship on another flight ♪ 628 00:33:49,861 --> 00:33:51,862 - ♪ Let me teach you how to... ♪ - ♪ Rock Baby ♪ 629 00:33:51,863 --> 00:33:55,532 ♪ I'll be your Freak-A-Zoid Come on and wind me up ♪ 630 00:33:55,533 --> 00:33:59,162 ♪ Z-O-I-D-S Rock baby ♪ 631 00:33:59,287 --> 00:34:03,124 ♪ I'll be your Freak-A-Zoid Come on and wind me up ♪