1 00:00:05,472 --> 00:00:13,445 ‫[ Cheers and applause ] 2 00:00:25,158 --> 00:00:30,841 ‫Ladies and gentlemen, this ‫is Sabrina carpenter. ‫[ Cheering ] 3 00:00:30,865 --> 00:00:31,608 ‫Is Sabrina carpenter. ‫[ Cheering ] ‫This is the one and only Paul 4 00:00:31,632 --> 00:00:31,908 ‫[ cheering ] ‫This is the one and only Paul ‫Simon. 5 00:00:31,932 --> 00:00:37,214 ‫This is the one and only Paul ‫Simon. ‫[ Cheering ] 6 00:00:37,238 --> 00:00:41,118 ‫Simon. ‫[ Cheering ] ‫I sang this song with George 7 00:00:41,142 --> 00:00:42,919 ‫[ cheering ] ‫I sang this song with George ‫Harrison on "Saturday night 8 00:00:42,943 --> 00:00:45,489 ‫I sang this song with George ‫Harrison on "Saturday night ‫live" in 1976. 9 00:00:45,513 --> 00:00:47,958 ‫Harrison on "Saturday night ‫live" in 1976. ‫I was not born then, and 10 00:00:47,982 --> 00:00:48,558 ‫live" in 1976. ‫I was not born then, and ‫neither were my parents. 11 00:00:48,582 --> 00:00:56,582 ‫I was not born then, and ‫neither were my parents. ‫[ Laughter ] 12 00:00:58,526 --> 00:00:59,703 ‫Neither were my parents. ‫[ Laughter ] ‫I'm glad they're getting a 13 00:00:59,727 --> 00:01:03,062 ‫[ laughter ] ‫I'm glad they're getting a ‫chance to hear it tonight. 14 00:01:04,697 --> 00:01:12,697 ‫♪♪ ‫♪ sitting in the railway ‫station, ticket for my 15 00:01:17,378 --> 00:01:21,458 ‫♪ sitting in the railway ‫station, ticket for my ‫destination ♪ 16 00:01:21,482 --> 00:01:23,126 ‫station, ticket for my ‫destination ♪ ‫♪ on a tour of 17 00:01:23,150 --> 00:01:24,694 ‫destination ♪ ‫♪ on a tour of ‫one-night stands 18 00:01:24,718 --> 00:01:26,830 ‫♪ on a tour of ‫one-night stands ‫my suitcase and 19 00:01:26,854 --> 00:01:29,433 ‫one-night stands ‫my suitcase and ‫guitar in hand ♪ 20 00:01:29,457 --> 00:01:30,700 ‫my suitcase and ‫guitar in hand ♪ ‫♪ and every stop 21 00:01:30,724 --> 00:01:31,635 ‫guitar in hand ♪ ‫♪ and every stop ‫is neatly planned 22 00:01:31,659 --> 00:01:33,203 ‫♪ and every stop ‫is neatly planned ‫for a poet and 23 00:01:33,227 --> 00:01:36,873 ‫is neatly planned ‫for a poet and ‫a one-man band ♪ 24 00:01:36,897 --> 00:01:41,111 ‫for a poet and ‫a one-man band ♪ ‫♪ homeward bound 25 00:01:41,135 --> 00:01:43,780 ‫a one-man band ♪ ‫♪ homeward bound ‫I wish I was 26 00:01:43,804 --> 00:01:49,653 ‫♪ homeward bound ‫I wish I was ‫homeward bound ♪ 27 00:01:49,677 --> 00:01:51,288 ‫I wish I was ‫homeward bound ♪ ‫♪ home, where my 28 00:01:51,312 --> 00:01:52,889 ‫homeward bound ♪ ‫♪ home, where my ‫thought's escaping 29 00:01:52,913 --> 00:01:54,491 ‫♪ home, where my ‫thought's escaping ‫home, where my 30 00:01:54,515 --> 00:01:56,526 ‫thought's escaping ‫home, where my ‫music's playing ♪ 31 00:01:56,550 --> 00:01:58,195 ‫home, where my ‫music's playing ♪ ‫♪ home, where my 32 00:01:58,219 --> 00:01:59,729 ‫music's playing ♪ ‫♪ home, where my ‫love lies waiting 33 00:01:59,753 --> 00:02:07,753 ‫♪ home, where my ‫love lies waiting ‫silently for me ♪ 34 00:02:08,796 --> 00:02:09,973 ‫love lies waiting ‫silently for me ♪ ‫♪ every day's 35 00:02:09,997 --> 00:02:12,008 ‫silently for me ♪ ‫♪ every day's ‫an endless stream 36 00:02:12,032 --> 00:02:15,645 ‫♪ every day's ‫an endless stream ‫of cigarettes 37 00:02:15,669 --> 00:02:22,452 ‫an endless stream ‫of cigarettes ‫airport lounges and magazines ♪ 38 00:02:22,476 --> 00:02:24,087 ‫of cigarettes ‫airport lounges and magazines ♪ ‫♪ and each town 39 00:02:24,111 --> 00:02:26,223 ‫airport lounges and magazines ♪ ‫♪ and each town ‫looks the same to me 40 00:02:26,247 --> 00:02:26,756 ‫♪ and each town ‫looks the same to me ‫the movies and 41 00:02:26,780 --> 00:02:29,359 ‫looks the same to me ‫the movies and ‫the factories ♪ 42 00:02:29,383 --> 00:02:30,994 ‫the movies and ‫the factories ♪ ‫♪ and every stranger's 43 00:02:31,018 --> 00:02:33,130 ‫the factories ♪ ‫♪ and every stranger's ‫face I see 44 00:02:33,154 --> 00:02:34,631 ‫♪ and every stranger's ‫face I see ‫remind me that ♪ 45 00:02:34,655 --> 00:02:38,335 ‫face I see ‫remind me that ♪ ‫♪ I long to be 46 00:02:38,359 --> 00:02:45,709 ‫remind me that ♪ ‫♪ I long to be ‫homeward bound ♪ 47 00:02:45,733 --> 00:02:48,078 ‫♪ I long to be ‫homeward bound ♪ ‫♪ I wish I was 48 00:02:48,102 --> 00:02:51,248 ‫homeward bound ♪ ‫♪ I wish I was ‫homeward bound ♪ 49 00:02:51,272 --> 00:02:52,883 ‫♪ I wish I was ‫homeward bound ♪ ‫♪ home, where my 50 00:02:52,907 --> 00:02:56,520 ‫homeward bound ♪ ‫♪ home, where my ‫thought's escaping 51 00:02:56,544 --> 00:02:57,154 ‫♪ home, where my ‫thought's escaping ‫home, where my 52 00:02:57,178 --> 00:02:59,189 ‫thought's escaping ‫home, where my ‫music's playing ♪ 53 00:02:59,213 --> 00:03:00,457 ‫home, where my ‫music's playing ♪ ‫♪ home, where my 54 00:03:00,481 --> 00:03:02,926 ‫music's playing ♪ ‫♪ home, where my ‫love lies waiting 55 00:03:02,950 --> 00:03:08,187 ‫♪ home, where my ‫love lies waiting ‫silently for me ♪ 56 00:03:09,689 --> 00:03:17,689 ‫♪♪ ‫♪ tonight I'll sing ‫my songs again 57 00:03:23,971 --> 00:03:26,449 ‫♪ tonight I'll sing ‫my songs again ‫I'll play the game 58 00:03:26,473 --> 00:03:34,473 ‫my songs again ‫I'll play the game ‫and pretend ♪ 59 00:03:35,049 --> 00:03:38,628 ‫I'll play the game ‫and pretend ♪ ‫♪ but all my words come back to 60 00:03:38,652 --> 00:03:44,034 ‫and pretend ♪ ‫♪ but all my words come back to ‫me in shades of mediocrity ♪ 61 00:03:44,058 --> 00:03:46,429 ‫♪ but all my words come ‫back to me in shades 62 00:03:46,453 --> 00:03:49,039 ‫of mediocrity ♪ ♪ like ‫emptiness and Harmony, I 63 00:03:49,063 --> 00:03:53,575 ‫me in shades of ‫mediocrity ♪ ♪ like emptiness 64 00:03:53,599 --> 00:03:58,014 ‫and Harmony, I need ‫someone to comfort me ♪ 65 00:03:58,038 --> 00:03:59,115 ‫♪ like emptiness and Harmony, I ‫need someone to comfort me ♪ ‫homeward bound ♪ 66 00:03:59,139 --> 00:04:00,717 ‫need someone to comfort me ♪ ‫homeward bound ♪ ‫♪ I wish I was home 67 00:04:00,741 --> 00:04:03,320 ‫homeward bound ♪ ‫♪ I wish I was home ‫home, where my 68 00:04:03,344 --> 00:04:06,489 ‫♪ I wish I was home ‫home, where my ‫thought's escaping ♪ 69 00:04:06,513 --> 00:04:08,692 ‫home, where my ‫thought's escaping ♪ ‫♪ home, where my 70 00:04:08,716 --> 00:04:09,759 ‫thought's escaping ♪ ‫♪ home, where my ‫music's playing 71 00:04:09,783 --> 00:04:13,396 ‫♪ home, where my ‫music's playing ‫home, where my love 72 00:04:13,420 --> 00:04:14,497 ‫music's playing ‫home, where my love ‫lies waiting ♪ 73 00:04:14,521 --> 00:04:15,699 ‫home, where my love ‫lies waiting ♪ ‫♪ silently for me 74 00:04:15,723 --> 00:04:21,571 ‫lies waiting ♪ ‫♪ silently for me ‫silently for me ♪♪ 75 00:04:21,595 --> 00:04:25,208 ‫♪ silently for me ‫silently for me ♪♪ ‫♪ silently for me ♪ 76 00:04:25,232 --> 00:04:28,245 ‫silently for me ♪♪ ‫♪ silently for me ♪ ‫♪ silently for me ♪♪ 77 00:04:28,269 --> 00:04:36,269 ‫♪ silently for me ♪ ‫♪ silently for me ♪♪ ‫[ Cheers and applause ] 78 00:04:47,020 --> 00:04:55,020 ‫♪♪ ‫it's the "Saturday night ‫live" 50th anniversary special, 79 00:04:56,230 --> 00:04:56,736 ‫it's the "Saturday ‫night live" 50th 80 00:04:56,760 --> 00:04:57,440 ‫anniversary special, with ‫musical guests Paul Simon 81 00:04:57,464 --> 00:04:59,109 ‫live" 50th anniversary special, ‫with musical guests Paul Simon ‫and Sabrina carpenter! 82 00:04:59,133 --> 00:05:07,133 ‫With musical guests Paul Simon ‫and Sabrina carpenter! ‫♪♪ Miley Cyrus and Brittany 83 00:05:07,474 --> 00:05:15,474 ‫and Sabrina carpenter! ‫♪♪ Miley Cyrus and Brittany ‫Howard, Lil Wayne and the roots, 84 00:05:22,256 --> 00:05:24,167 ‫♪♪ Miley Cyrus and Brittany ‫Howard, Lil Wayne and the roots, ‫roots. 85 00:05:24,191 --> 00:05:32,075 ‫Howard, Lil Wayne and the roots, ‫roots. ‫And Paul McCartney. 86 00:05:32,099 --> 00:05:40,099 ‫Roots. ‫And Paul McCartney. ‫♪♪ ladies and gentlemen, Steve 87 00:05:43,043 --> 00:05:51,043 ‫and Paul McCartney. ‫♪♪ ladies and gentlemen, Steve ‫Martin! 88 00:05:53,386 --> 00:06:01,386 ‫♪♪ ‫[ Cheers and applause ] ‫good evening, and welcome to 89 00:06:02,863 --> 00:06:03,673 ‫[ cheers and applause ] ‫Good evening, and welcome to ‫the 50th anniversary of 90 00:06:03,697 --> 00:06:05,775 ‫good evening, and welcome to ‫the 50th anniversary of ‫"Saturday night live." 91 00:06:05,799 --> 00:06:10,647 ‫The 50th anniversary of ‫"Saturday night live." ‫[ Cheering ] 92 00:06:10,671 --> 00:06:13,116 ‫"Saturday night live." ‫[ Cheering ] ‫I'm Steve Martin, "Saturday 93 00:06:13,140 --> 00:06:14,150 ‫[ cheering ] ‫I'm Steve Martin, "Saturday ‫night live's" newest diversity 94 00:06:14,174 --> 00:06:15,485 ‫I'm Steve Martin, "Saturday ‫night live's" newest diversity ‫hire. 95 00:06:15,509 --> 00:06:16,219 ‫Night live's" newest diversity ‫hire. ‫What a thrill it is to be here. 96 00:06:16,243 --> 00:06:17,587 ‫Hire. ‫What a thrill it is to be here. ‫When I heard "snl" wanted to do 97 00:06:17,611 --> 00:06:18,923 ‫what a thrill it is to be ‫here. When I heard "snl" 98 00:06:18,947 --> 00:06:20,156 ‫wanted to do an ‫anniversary special, I wanted 99 00:06:20,180 --> 00:06:22,392 ‫when I heard "snl" wanted to do ‫an anniversary special, I wanted ‫to leap in the air. 100 00:06:22,416 --> 00:06:24,494 ‫An anniversary special, I wanted ‫to leap in the air. ‫And the only reason I didn't is 101 00:06:24,518 --> 00:06:25,161 ‫to leap in the air. ‫And the only reason I didn't is ‫because at the time, I was 102 00:06:25,185 --> 00:06:25,862 ‫and the only reason I didn't is ‫because at the time, I was ‫wearing a short skirt with no 103 00:06:25,886 --> 00:06:28,198 ‫because at the time, I was ‫wearing a short skirt with no ‫underwear. 104 00:06:28,222 --> 00:06:34,537 ‫Wearing a short skirt with no ‫underwear. ‫I can't believe I made it here 105 00:06:34,561 --> 00:06:37,741 ‫underwear. ‫I can't believe I made it here ‫in time. 106 00:06:37,765 --> 00:06:39,809 ‫I can't believe I made it here ‫in time. ‫It was only a few days ago that 107 00:06:39,833 --> 00:06:41,478 ‫in time. ‫It was only a few days ago that ‫lorne told me I was doing the 108 00:06:41,502 --> 00:06:42,219 ‫it was only a few days ‫ago that lorne told me 109 00:06:42,243 --> 00:06:42,979 ‫I was doing the monologue, ‫and I was actually 110 00:06:43,003 --> 00:06:43,778 ‫lorne told me I was ‫doing the monologue, and 111 00:06:43,802 --> 00:06:44,614 ‫I was actually vacationing ‫on a friend's boat 112 00:06:44,638 --> 00:06:45,248 ‫monologue, and I was actually ‫vacationing on a friend's boat ‫down in the Gulf of Steve 113 00:06:45,272 --> 00:06:45,582 ‫vacationing on a friend's boat ‫down in the Gulf of Steve ‫Martin. 114 00:06:45,606 --> 00:06:52,822 ‫Down in the Gulf of Steve ‫Martin. ‫[ Laughter ] 115 00:06:52,846 --> 00:06:54,357 ‫Martin. ‫[ Laughter ] ‫But finally, it took me a while 116 00:06:54,381 --> 00:06:56,493 ‫[ laughter ] ‫But finally, it took me a while ‫to get here, but I did. 117 00:06:56,517 --> 00:06:57,327 ‫But finally, it took me a while ‫to get here, but I did. ‫"Saturday night live," as you 118 00:06:57,351 --> 00:06:58,495 ‫to get here, but I did. ‫"Saturday night live," as you ‫know, turned 50 years old this 119 00:06:58,519 --> 00:07:00,630 ‫"Saturday night live," as you ‫know, turned 50 years old this ‫year, and I turned 79. 120 00:07:00,654 --> 00:07:07,003 ‫Know, turned 50 years old this ‫year, and I turned 79. ‫[ Applause ] 121 00:07:07,027 --> 00:07:08,605 ‫Year, and I turned 79. ‫[ Applause ] ‫But I feel like I'm 65, which is 122 00:07:08,629 --> 00:07:15,745 ‫[ applause ] ‫But I feel like I'm 65, which is ‫also not good. 123 00:07:15,769 --> 00:07:16,446 ‫But I feel like I'm 65, which is ‫also not good. ‫Now seriously, I do not mind 124 00:07:16,470 --> 00:07:18,815 ‫also not good. ‫Now seriously, I do not mind ‫getting older. 125 00:07:18,839 --> 00:07:20,850 ‫Now seriously, I do not mind ‫getting older. ‫Do you think these hearing aids 126 00:07:20,874 --> 00:07:21,484 ‫getting older. ‫Do you think these hearing aids ‫make my ass look smaller? 127 00:07:21,508 --> 00:07:24,387 ‫Do you think these hearing aids ‫make my ass look smaller? ‫I do. 128 00:07:24,411 --> 00:07:28,658 ‫Make my ass look smaller? ‫I do. ‫I'm still learning about life. 129 00:07:28,682 --> 00:07:30,693 ‫I do. ‫I'm still learning about life. ‫Actually, my wife, who is a very 130 00:07:30,717 --> 00:07:31,233 ‫I'm still learning ‫about life. Actually, my 131 00:07:31,257 --> 00:07:31,861 ‫wife, who is a very smart, ‫wise person, taught me 132 00:07:31,885 --> 00:07:32,896 ‫actually, my wife, who is a very ‫smart, wise person, taught me ‫something the other day. 133 00:07:32,920 --> 00:07:35,799 ‫Smart, wise person, taught me ‫something the other day. ‫She sat me down, and she said, 134 00:07:35,823 --> 00:07:36,733 ‫something the other day. ‫She sat me down, and she said, ‫"Steve, you know, babies don't 135 00:07:36,757 --> 00:07:41,938 ‫she sat me down, and she said, ‫"Steve, you know, babies don't ‫get sarcasm." 136 00:07:41,962 --> 00:07:43,006 ‫"Steve, you know, babies don't ‫get sarcasm." ‫And I realized I'd been wasting 137 00:07:43,030 --> 00:07:45,175 ‫get sarcasm." ‫And I realized I'd been wasting ‫my time going up to strollers in 138 00:07:45,199 --> 00:07:45,696 ‫and I realized I'd been ‫wasting my time going up 139 00:07:45,720 --> 00:07:46,209 ‫to strollers in the street ‫saying, "oh, what a 140 00:07:46,233 --> 00:07:47,310 ‫my time going up to strollers in ‫the street saying, "oh, what a ‫cute baby!" 141 00:07:47,334 --> 00:07:49,946 ‫The street saying, "oh, what a ‫cute baby!" ‫Whoa. 142 00:07:49,970 --> 00:07:57,086 ‫Cute baby!" ‫Whoa. ‫[ Laughter ] 143 00:07:57,110 --> 00:07:58,354 ‫Whoa. ‫[ Laughter ] ‫Now, a fun fact. 144 00:07:58,378 --> 00:08:02,659 ‫[ Laughter ] ‫Now, a fun fact. ‫A person born during first 145 00:08:02,683 --> 00:08:04,194 ‫now, a fun fact. ‫A person born during first ‫season of "Saturday night live" 146 00:08:04,218 --> 00:08:04,994 ‫a person born during first ‫season of "Saturday night live" ‫could today be easily dead of 147 00:08:05,018 --> 00:08:05,462 ‫season of "Saturday night live" ‫could today be easily dead of ‫natural causes. 148 00:08:05,486 --> 00:08:11,968 ‫Could today be easily dead of ‫natural causes. ‫[ Laughter ] 149 00:08:11,992 --> 00:08:12,735 ‫Natural causes. ‫[ Laughter ] ‫Now you're going to see a lot of 150 00:08:12,759 --> 00:08:14,904 ‫[ laughter ] ‫Now you're going to see a lot of ‫familiar things tonight. 151 00:08:14,928 --> 00:08:15,919 ‫Now you're going ‫to see a lot of familiar 152 00:08:15,943 --> 00:08:17,106 ‫things tonight. Musical ‫guests, sketches, cameo 153 00:08:17,130 --> 00:08:17,674 ‫familiar things tonight. ‫Musical guests, sketches, cameo ‫appearances, the news. 154 00:08:17,698 --> 00:08:21,244 ‫Musical guests, sketches, cameo ‫appearances, the news. ‫And this is the monologue. 155 00:08:21,268 --> 00:08:22,579 ‫Appearances, the news. ‫And this is the monologue. ‫Traditionally, the weakest part 156 00:08:22,603 --> 00:08:23,513 ‫and this is the monologue. ‫Traditionally, the weakest part ‫of the show. 157 00:08:23,537 --> 00:08:25,281 ‫Traditionally, the weakest part ‫of the show. ‫Yes, the monologue is like a 158 00:08:25,305 --> 00:08:26,749 ‫of the show. ‫Yes, the monologue is like a ‫rent-controlled tenant. 159 00:08:26,773 --> 00:08:27,784 ‫Yes, the monologue is like a ‫rent-controlled tenant. ‫It's not going anywhere, even 160 00:08:27,808 --> 00:08:32,188 ‫rent-controlled tenant. ‫It's not going anywhere, even ‫though it stinks. 161 00:08:32,212 --> 00:08:33,323 ‫It's not going anywhere, even ‫though it stinks. ‫And there are so many members of 162 00:08:33,347 --> 00:08:36,659 ‫though it stinks. ‫And there are so many members of ‫the "snl" family here tonight. 163 00:08:36,683 --> 00:08:37,023 ‫And there are so many ‫members of the "snl" family 164 00:08:37,047 --> 00:08:37,360 ‫here tonight. The ‫great bill Murray is here. 165 00:08:37,384 --> 00:08:38,995 ‫The "snl" family here tonight. ‫The great bill Murray is here. ‫[ Applause ] 166 00:08:39,019 --> 00:08:41,664 ‫The great bill Murray is here. ‫[ Applause ] ‫We wanted to make sure bill 167 00:08:41,688 --> 00:08:42,765 ‫[ applause ] ‫We wanted to make sure bill ‫would be here tonight so we 168 00:08:42,789 --> 00:08:44,634 ‫we wanted to make sure bill ‫would be here tonight so we ‫didn't invite him. 169 00:08:44,658 --> 00:08:51,174 ‫Would be here tonight so we ‫didn't invite him. ‫[ Laughter ] 170 00:08:51,198 --> 00:08:51,908 ‫Didn't invite him. ‫[ Laughter ] ‫And David letterman is here. 171 00:08:51,932 --> 00:08:54,477 ‫[ Laughter ] ‫And David letterman is here. ‫[ Applause ] 172 00:08:54,501 --> 00:08:56,179 ‫And David letterman is here. ‫[ Applause ] ‫Wow. 173 00:08:56,203 --> 00:08:56,880 ‫[ Applause ] ‫Wow. ‫Dave, thanks for leaving the 174 00:08:56,904 --> 00:09:02,018 ‫wow. ‫Dave, thanks for leaving the ‫sheep at home. 175 00:09:02,042 --> 00:09:05,221 ‫Dave, thanks for leaving the ‫sheep at home. ‫And we can't forget the writers 176 00:09:05,245 --> 00:09:07,357 ‫sheep at home. ‫And we can't forget the writers ‫who have always been the heart 177 00:09:07,381 --> 00:09:08,458 ‫and we can't forget the writers ‫who have always been the heart ‫and soul of "snl." 178 00:09:08,482 --> 00:09:10,527 ‫Who have always been the heart ‫and soul of "snl." ‫In fact, let's please have the 179 00:09:10,551 --> 00:09:12,662 ‫and soul of "snl." ‫In fact, let's please have the ‫great writers from the past 50 180 00:09:12,686 --> 00:09:14,035 ‫in fact, let's please ‫have the great writers 181 00:09:14,059 --> 00:09:15,532 ‫from the past 50 years ‫stand up and take a bow. 182 00:09:15,556 --> 00:09:23,556 ‫Great writers from the past 50 ‫years stand up and take a bow. ‫[ Cheers and applause ] 183 00:09:24,765 --> 00:09:26,376 ‫Years stand up and take a bow. ‫[ Cheers and applause ] ‫By the way, that tribute to the 184 00:09:26,400 --> 00:09:29,646 ‫[ cheers and applause ] ‫By the way, that tribute to the ‫writers was written by ai. 185 00:09:29,670 --> 00:09:34,083 ‫By the way, that tribute to the ‫writers was written by ai. ‫[ Laughter ] 186 00:09:34,107 --> 00:09:34,450 ‫Writers was written by ai. ‫[ Laughter ] ‫Oh my god! 187 00:09:34,474 --> 00:09:35,785 ‫[ Laughter ] ‫Oh my god! ‫John mulaney! 188 00:09:35,809 --> 00:09:36,519 ‫Oh my god! ‫John mulaney! ‫I didn't know you were going to 189 00:09:36,543 --> 00:09:36,886 ‫John mulaney! ‫I didn't know you were going to ‫be here. 190 00:09:36,910 --> 00:09:37,620 ‫I didn't know you were going to ‫be here. ‫You would if you'd ever come 191 00:09:37,644 --> 00:09:38,988 ‫be here. ‫You would if you'd ever come ‫to rehearsal. 192 00:09:39,012 --> 00:09:39,722 ‫You would if you'd ever come ‫to rehearsal. ‫By the way, congratulations on 193 00:09:39,746 --> 00:09:40,156 ‫to rehearsal. ‫By the way, congratulations on ‫your Emmy win. 194 00:09:40,180 --> 00:09:40,557 ‫By the way, congratulations on ‫your Emmy win. ‫Nope. 195 00:09:40,581 --> 00:09:41,090 ‫Your Emmy win. ‫Nope. ‫Emmy nomination. 196 00:09:41,114 --> 00:09:41,624 ‫Nope. ‫Emmy nomination. ‫Nope. 197 00:09:41,648 --> 00:09:42,158 ‫Emmy nomination. ‫Nope. ‫Grammy win? 198 00:09:42,182 --> 00:09:42,692 ‫Nope. ‫Grammy win? ‫Nope. 199 00:09:42,716 --> 00:09:43,259 ‫Grammy win? ‫Nope. ‫Grammy nomination. 200 00:09:43,283 --> 00:09:45,228 ‫Nope. ‫Grammy nomination. ‫Nope. 201 00:09:45,252 --> 00:09:45,762 ‫Grammy nomination. ‫Nope. ‫Golden globe win? 202 00:09:45,786 --> 00:09:46,296 ‫Nope. ‫Golden globe win? ‫Nope. 203 00:09:46,320 --> 00:09:47,397 ‫Golden globe win? ‫Nope. ‫Golden globe nomination? 204 00:09:47,421 --> 00:09:51,267 ‫Nope. ‫Golden globe nomination? ‫Yes, sir, and thank you. 205 00:09:51,291 --> 00:09:53,469 ‫Golden globe nomination? ‫Yes, sir, and thank you. ‫You know, we writers really 206 00:09:53,493 --> 00:09:53,947 ‫yes, sir, and thank ‫you. >> You know, we 207 00:09:53,971 --> 00:09:54,470 ‫writers really appreciated ‫that tribute, but I 208 00:09:54,494 --> 00:09:54,878 ‫you know, we writers ‫really appreciated that 209 00:09:54,902 --> 00:09:55,271 ‫tribute, but I believe ‫the heart and soul of 210 00:09:55,295 --> 00:09:55,939 ‫appreciated that tribute, but I ‫believe the heart and soul of ‫this show is the celebrity 211 00:09:55,963 --> 00:09:58,608 ‫believe the heart and soul of ‫this show is the celebrity ‫hosts. 212 00:09:58,632 --> 00:09:59,309 ‫This show is the celebrity ‫hosts. ‫Many of whom are in this room 213 00:09:59,333 --> 00:10:00,877 ‫hosts. ‫Many of whom are in this room ‫tonight. 214 00:10:00,901 --> 00:10:02,211 ‫Many of whom are in this room ‫tonight. ‫You know, as I look around, I 215 00:10:02,235 --> 00:10:04,447 ‫tonight. ‫You know, as I look around, I ‫see some of the most difficult 216 00:10:04,471 --> 00:10:05,239 ‫you know, as I look ‫around, I see some of the 217 00:10:05,263 --> 00:10:06,015 ‫most difficult people ‫I have ever met in my 218 00:10:06,039 --> 00:10:10,019 ‫see some of the most difficult ‫people I have ever met in my ‫entire life. 219 00:10:10,043 --> 00:10:12,422 ‫People I have ever met in my ‫entire life. ‫Over the course of 50 years, 894 220 00:10:12,446 --> 00:10:14,157 ‫entire life. ‫Over the course of 50 years, 894 ‫people have hosted "Saturday 221 00:10:14,181 --> 00:10:14,947 ‫over the course of 50 ‫years, 894 people have 222 00:10:14,971 --> 00:10:15,792 ‫hosted "Saturday night ‫live," and it amazes me 223 00:10:15,816 --> 00:10:16,459 ‫people have hosted "Saturday ‫night live," and it amazes me ‫that only two of them have 224 00:10:16,483 --> 00:10:16,960 ‫night live," and it amazes me ‫that only two of them have ‫committed murder. 225 00:10:16,984 --> 00:10:22,832 ‫That only two of them have ‫committed murder. ‫[ Laughter ] 226 00:10:22,856 --> 00:10:25,068 ‫Committed murder. ‫[ Laughter ] ‫Each week, each week a new 227 00:10:25,092 --> 00:10:26,269 ‫[ laughter ] ‫Each week, each week a new ‫celebrity host comes in with 228 00:10:26,293 --> 00:10:27,003 ‫each week, each week a new ‫celebrity host comes in with ‫their own dynamic and they throw 229 00:10:27,027 --> 00:10:28,338 ‫celebrity host comes in with ‫their own dynamic and they throw ‫everything off. 230 00:10:28,362 --> 00:10:29,072 ‫Their own dynamic and they throw ‫everything off. ‫But not you, Steve, because you 231 00:10:29,096 --> 00:10:29,939 ‫everything off. ‫But not you, Steve, because you ‫have no dynamic. 232 00:10:29,963 --> 00:10:33,876 ‫But not you, Steve, because you ‫have no dynamic. ‫Thank you. 233 00:10:33,900 --> 00:10:34,277 ‫Have no dynamic. ‫Thank you. ‫[ Laughter ] 234 00:10:34,301 --> 00:10:38,214 ‫Thank you. ‫[ Laughter ] ‫Oh my god! 235 00:10:38,238 --> 00:10:40,516 ‫[ Laughter ] ‫Oh my god! ‫[ Applause ] 236 00:10:40,540 --> 00:10:46,789 ‫Oh my god! ‫[ Applause ] ‫Ladies and gentlemen, the 237 00:10:46,813 --> 00:10:50,026 ‫[ applause ] ‫Ladies and gentlemen, the ‫only Canadian who wasn't in 238 00:10:50,050 --> 00:10:52,662 ‫ladies and gentlemen, the ‫only Canadian who wasn't in ‫"schitt's creek," Martin short. 239 00:10:52,686 --> 00:10:53,045 ‫Only Canadian who ‫wasn't in "schitt's creek," 240 00:10:53,069 --> 00:10:53,429 ‫Martin short. >> Wait ‫a second, I thought we 241 00:10:53,453 --> 00:10:54,597 ‫"schitt's creek," Martin short. ‫Wait a second, I thought we ‫were hosting together. 242 00:10:54,621 --> 00:10:55,298 ‫Wait a second, I thought we ‫were hosting together. ‫Do you have your passport 243 00:10:55,322 --> 00:10:55,665 ‫were hosting together. ‫Do you have your passport ‫with you? 244 00:10:55,689 --> 00:10:56,699 ‫Do you have your passport ‫with you? ‫No. 245 00:10:56,723 --> 00:10:58,801 ‫With you? ‫No. ‫I.C.E., get him! 246 00:10:58,825 --> 00:10:59,102 ‫No. ‫I.C.E., get him! ‫No! 247 00:10:59,126 --> 00:11:00,036 ‫I.c.e., get him! ‫No! ‫I'll cooperate! 248 00:11:00,060 --> 00:11:01,137 ‫No! ‫I'll cooperate! ‫Don't take me. 249 00:11:01,161 --> 00:11:01,671 ‫I'll cooperate! ‫Don't take me. ‫I'll name names. 250 00:11:01,695 --> 00:11:07,176 ‫Don't take me. ‫I'll name names. ‫Mike Myers, Jim carrey! 251 00:11:07,200 --> 00:11:08,645 ‫I'll name names. ‫Mike Myers, Jim carrey! ‫Damn you, you white-haired son 252 00:11:08,669 --> 00:11:10,213 ‫Mike Myers, Jim carrey! ‫Damn you, you white-haired son ‫of a bitch! 253 00:11:10,237 --> 00:11:14,117 ‫Damn you, you white-haired son ‫of a bitch! ‫[ Cheers and applause ] 254 00:11:14,141 --> 00:11:15,752 ‫Of a bitch! ‫[ Cheers and applause ] ‫Marty and I have been working 255 00:11:15,776 --> 00:11:16,753 ‫[ cheers and applause ] ‫Marty and I have been working ‫together so long that we can 256 00:11:16,777 --> 00:11:17,274 ‫Marty and I have ‫been working together so 257 00:11:17,298 --> 00:11:17,820 ‫long that we can ‫actually finish each other's 258 00:11:17,844 --> 00:11:20,156 ‫together so long that we can ‫actually finish each other's ‫careers. 259 00:11:20,180 --> 00:11:24,060 ‫Actually finish each other's ‫careers. ‫[ Laughter ] 260 00:11:24,084 --> 00:11:25,128 ‫Careers. ‫[ Laughter ] ‫I hope you are enjoying my 261 00:11:25,152 --> 00:11:29,298 ‫[ laughter ] ‫I hope you are enjoying my ‫monologue tonight. 262 00:11:29,322 --> 00:11:30,733 ‫I hope you are enjoying my ‫monologue tonight. ‫But if you aren't enjoying it... 263 00:11:30,757 --> 00:11:34,137 ‫Monologue tonight. ‫But if you aren't enjoying it... ‫♪♪ 264 00:11:34,161 --> 00:11:35,238 ‫But if you aren't enjoying it... ‫♪♪ ‫maybe you should get up and take 265 00:11:35,262 --> 00:11:36,773 ‫♪♪ ‫maybe you should get up and take ‫a good look at yourself in the 266 00:11:36,797 --> 00:11:37,132 ‫maybe you should get ‫up and take a good look at 267 00:11:37,156 --> 00:11:37,507 ‫yourself in the mirror ‫and say to yourself, what 268 00:11:37,531 --> 00:11:39,942 ‫a good look at yourself in the ‫mirror and say to yourself, what ‫have I become? 269 00:11:39,966 --> 00:11:44,280 ‫Mirror and say to yourself, what ‫have I become? ‫This can't be Steve's fault. 270 00:11:44,304 --> 00:11:45,548 ‫Have I become? ‫This can't be Steve's fault. ‫And ask yourselves, 271 00:11:45,572 --> 00:11:50,053 ‫this can't be Steve's fault. ‫And ask yourselves, ‫when did I abandon joy? 272 00:11:50,077 --> 00:11:52,088 ‫And ask yourselves, ‫when did I abandon joy? ‫And what can I bring to the 273 00:11:52,112 --> 00:11:53,356 ‫when did I abandon joy? ‫And what can I bring to the ‫monologue as an audience member 274 00:11:53,380 --> 00:11:56,793 ‫and what can I bring to the ‫monologue as an audience member ‫next time. 275 00:11:56,817 --> 00:11:57,493 ‫Monologue as an audience member ‫next time. ‫All right, we've got a great 276 00:11:57,517 --> 00:11:57,927 ‫next time. ‫All right, we've got a great ‫show tonight. 277 00:11:57,951 --> 00:12:03,900 ‫All right, we've got a great ‫show tonight. ‫[ Cheers and applause ] 278 00:12:03,924 --> 00:12:04,967 ‫Show tonight. ‫[ Cheers and applause ] ‫We have a great show. 279 00:12:04,991 --> 00:12:05,668 ‫[ Cheers and applause ] ‫We have a great show. ‫Paul Simon was here, Sabrina 280 00:12:05,692 --> 00:12:06,569 ‫we have a great show. ‫Paul Simon was here, Sabrina ‫carpenter was here, bill Murray 281 00:12:06,593 --> 00:12:07,317 ‫Paul Simon was here, ‫Sabrina carpenter was 282 00:12:07,341 --> 00:12:08,171 ‫here, bill Murray was ‫here, David letterman was 283 00:12:08,195 --> 00:12:10,068 ‫carpenter was here, bill ‫Murray was here, David 284 00:12:10,092 --> 00:12:11,808 ‫letterman was here, ‫John mulaney was here, 285 00:12:11,832 --> 00:12:12,442 ‫was here, David letterman was ‫here, John mulaney was here, ‫Martin short, it's called 286 00:12:12,466 --> 00:12:14,777 ‫here, John mulaney was here, ‫Martin short, it's called ‫front-loading. 287 00:12:14,801 --> 00:12:16,245 ‫Martin short, it's called ‫front-loading. ‫And we'll be back. 288 00:12:16,269 --> 00:12:16,612 ‫Front-loading. ‫And we'll be back. ‫Thank you. 289 00:12:16,636 --> 00:12:17,796 ‫And we'll be back. ‫Thank you. ‫♪ 290 00:12:20,306 --> 00:12:22,706 ‫it's an American institution. ‫Streaming now on peacock. 291 00:12:28,547 --> 00:12:34,630 ‫This is pbs. ‫Thank you, thank you. ‫What a wonderful evening filled 292 00:12:34,654 --> 00:12:36,866 ‫thank you, thank you. ‫What a wonderful evening filled ‫with so much whimsy and wonder. 293 00:12:36,890 --> 00:12:38,581 ‫What a wonderful ‫evening filled with so much 294 00:12:38,605 --> 00:12:40,603 ‫whimsy and wonder. And ‫please give another big hand 295 00:12:40,627 --> 00:12:42,531 ‫with so much whimsy and ‫wonder. And please give 296 00:12:42,555 --> 00:12:44,340 ‫another big hand to ‫florian trunt, our body 297 00:12:44,364 --> 00:12:44,774 ‫and please give another big hand ‫to florian trunt, our body ‫contortionist. 298 00:12:44,798 --> 00:12:47,443 ‫To florian trunt, our body ‫contortionist. ‫I am stuck. 299 00:12:47,467 --> 00:12:50,713 ‫Contortionist. ‫I am stuck. ‫Is it me or did his mouth get 300 00:12:50,737 --> 00:12:53,416 ‫I am stuck. ‫Is it me or did his mouth get ‫dangerously close to his Fanny 301 00:12:53,440 --> 00:12:53,749 ‫is it me or did his mouth get ‫dangerously close to his Fanny ‫cheeks? 302 00:12:53,773 --> 00:12:56,319 ‫Dangerously close to his Fanny ‫cheeks? ‫Any way, our next act is no 303 00:12:56,343 --> 00:12:57,587 ‫cheeks? ‫Any way, our next act is no ‫stranger to the stage, all the 304 00:12:57,611 --> 00:13:01,863 ‫any way, our next act ‫is no stranger to the 305 00:13:01,887 --> 00:13:06,529 ‫stage, all the way ‫from the finger lakes, it's 306 00:13:06,553 --> 00:13:06,863 ‫stranger to the stage, all the ‫way from the finger lakes, it's ‫sisters. 307 00:13:06,887 --> 00:13:09,232 ‫Way from the finger lakes, it's ‫sisters. ‫You know what they say about the 308 00:13:09,256 --> 00:13:12,135 ‫sisters. ‫You know what they say about the ‫finger lakes. 309 00:13:12,159 --> 00:13:13,636 ‫You know what they say about the ‫finger lakes. ‫First you might one finger, but 310 00:13:13,660 --> 00:13:16,139 ‫finger lakes. ‫First you might one finger, but ‫soon you'll be asking for all 311 00:13:16,163 --> 00:13:16,506 ‫first you might one finger, but ‫soon you'll be asking for all ‫five. 312 00:13:16,530 --> 00:13:18,207 ‫Soon you'll be asking for all ‫five. ‫Tonight a special guest, he is 313 00:13:18,231 --> 00:13:21,043 ‫five. ‫Tonight a special guest, he is ‫the handsome young dark-haired 314 00:13:21,067 --> 00:13:21,558 ‫tonight a special guest, ‫he is the handsome 315 00:13:21,582 --> 00:13:22,111 ‫young dark-haired ‫alcoholic everyone has been 316 00:13:22,135 --> 00:13:26,082 ‫the handsome young dark-haired ‫alcoholic everyone has been ‫talking about, it's Robert 317 00:13:26,106 --> 00:13:26,415 ‫alcoholic everyone has been ‫talking about, it's Robert ‫goulet. 318 00:13:26,439 --> 00:13:29,952 ‫Talking about, it's Robert ‫goulet. ‫♪♪ 319 00:13:29,976 --> 00:13:33,656 ‫Goulet. ‫♪♪ ‫♪ Robert goulet. 320 00:13:33,680 --> 00:13:34,056 ‫♪♪ ‫♪ Robert goulet. ‫[ Applause ] 321 00:13:34,080 --> 00:13:37,560 ‫♪ Robert goulet. ‫[ Applause ] ‫Hi, everyone, it's me, Robert 322 00:13:37,584 --> 00:13:38,094 ‫[ applause ] ‫Hi, everyone, it's me, Robert ‫goulet. 323 00:13:38,118 --> 00:13:40,997 ‫Hi, everyone, it's me, Robert ‫goulet. ‫You like my motor horseys? 324 00:13:41,021 --> 00:13:44,066 ‫Goulet. ‫You like my motor horseys? ‫Just rolled in from a rally in 325 00:13:44,090 --> 00:13:45,034 ‫you like my motor horseys? ‫Just rolled in from a rally in ‫sturgis, south Dakota. 326 00:13:45,058 --> 00:13:47,603 ‫Just rolled in from a rally in ‫sturgis, south Dakota. ‫100 miles per hour, no bathroom 327 00:13:47,627 --> 00:13:48,237 ‫sturgis, south Dakota. ‫100 miles per hour, no bathroom ‫breaks, no time to stop. 328 00:13:48,261 --> 00:13:50,439 ‫100 miles per hour, no bathroom ‫breaks, no time to stop. ‫You know the rest. 329 00:13:50,463 --> 00:13:56,212 ‫Breaks, no time to stop. ‫You know the rest. ‫Now let's get to those golden 330 00:13:56,236 --> 00:13:57,880 ‫you know the rest. ‫Now let's get to those golden ‫goulet pipes. 331 00:13:57,904 --> 00:13:59,415 ‫Now let's get to those golden ‫goulet pipes. ‫♪ need some warm and company to 332 00:13:59,439 --> 00:14:01,484 ‫goulet pipes. ‫♪ need some warm and company to ‫get me through the day ♪ 333 00:14:01,508 --> 00:14:02,985 ‫♪ need some warm and company to ‫get me through the day ♪ ‫♪ it's been so long just me and 334 00:14:03,009 --> 00:14:05,988 ‫get me through the day ♪ ‫♪ it's been so long just me and ‫me, no woman just goulet ♪ 335 00:14:06,012 --> 00:14:06,697 ‫♪ it's been so long just ‫me and me, no woman 336 00:14:06,721 --> 00:14:07,423 ‫just goulet ♪ ♪ if I ‫don't see a woman soon, 337 00:14:07,447 --> 00:14:10,927 ‫me, no woman just goulet ♪ ‫♪ if I don't see a woman soon, ‫no telling what I'll do ♪ 338 00:14:10,951 --> 00:14:12,461 ‫♪ if I don't see a woman soon, ‫no telling what I'll do ♪ ‫♪ so got to deliver a woman or 339 00:14:12,485 --> 00:14:13,496 ‫no telling what I'll do ♪ ‫♪ so got to deliver a woman or ‫three or two ♪ 340 00:14:13,520 --> 00:14:21,003 ‫♪ so got to deliver a woman or ‫three or two ♪ ‫♪♪ 341 00:14:21,027 --> 00:14:28,811 ‫three or two ♪ ‫♪♪ ‫♪ ow, ow, oh my god ♪ 342 00:14:28,835 --> 00:14:31,614 ‫♪♪ ‫♪ ow, ow, oh my god ♪ ‫did they put LSD in my Caesar 343 00:14:31,638 --> 00:14:34,517 ‫♪ ow, ow, oh my god ♪ ‫did they put LSD in my Caesar ‫salad or do I see three 344 00:14:34,541 --> 00:14:36,185 ‫did they put LSD in my Caesar ‫salad or do I see three ‫beautiful ladies hitchhiking my 345 00:14:36,209 --> 00:14:36,485 ‫salad or do I see three ‫beautiful ladies hitchhiking my ‫way. 346 00:14:36,509 --> 00:14:38,221 ‫Beautiful ladies hitchhiking my ‫way. ‫Hi, traveler! 347 00:14:38,245 --> 00:14:42,091 ‫Way. ‫Hi, traveler! ‫[ Applause ] 348 00:14:42,115 --> 00:14:45,528 ‫Hi, traveler! ‫[ Applause ] ‫♪ we want a ride ♪ 349 00:14:45,552 --> 00:14:46,996 ‫[ applause ] ‫♪ we want a ride ♪ ‫♪ we'd love to it is right by 350 00:14:47,020 --> 00:14:48,364 ‫♪ we want a ride ♪ ‫♪ we'd love to it is right by ‫your side ♪ 351 00:14:48,388 --> 00:14:51,567 ‫♪ we'd love to it is right by ‫your side ♪ ‫♪ and then we hope you will 352 00:14:51,591 --> 00:14:53,469 ‫your side ♪ ‫♪ and then we hope you will ‫decide, which one of US will be 353 00:14:53,493 --> 00:14:59,175 ‫♪ and then we hope you will ‫decide, which one of US will be ‫your bride ♪ 354 00:14:59,199 --> 00:15:05,615 ‫decide, which one of US will be ‫your bride ♪ ‫[ Cheering ] 355 00:15:05,639 --> 00:15:08,184 ‫Your bride ♪ ‫[ Cheering ] ‫Whoa, volume! 356 00:15:08,208 --> 00:15:09,752 ‫[ Cheering ] ‫Whoa, volume! ‫Put that in my breath. 357 00:15:09,776 --> 00:15:15,591 ‫Whoa, volume! ‫Put that in my breath. ‫And did you say "bride"? 358 00:15:15,615 --> 00:15:16,726 ‫Put that in my breath. ‫And did you say "bride"? ‫Caesar salad first. 359 00:15:16,750 --> 00:15:17,093 ‫And did you say "bride"? ‫Caesar salad first. ‫Callback. 360 00:15:17,117 --> 00:15:18,828 ‫Caesar salad first. ‫Callback. ‫I don't even know your names. 361 00:15:18,852 --> 00:15:22,999 ‫Callback. ‫I don't even know your names. ‫Well, that's easy. 362 00:15:23,023 --> 00:15:23,933 ‫I don't even know your names. ‫Well, that's easy. ‫I'm Janet. 363 00:15:23,957 --> 00:15:24,967 ‫Well, that's easy. ‫I'm Janet. ‫Oh, Janet. 364 00:15:24,991 --> 00:15:25,868 ‫I'm Janet. ‫Oh, Janet. ‫I'm Holly. 365 00:15:25,892 --> 00:15:29,472 ‫Oh, Janet. ‫I'm Holly. ‫Like the bush. 366 00:15:29,496 --> 00:15:32,875 ‫I'm Holly. ‫Like the bush. ‫I'm Margaret. 367 00:15:32,899 --> 00:15:34,944 ‫Like the bush. ‫I'm Margaret. ‫You sure. 368 00:15:34,968 --> 00:15:36,379 ‫I'm Margaret. ‫You sure. ‫And I'm dooneese. 369 00:15:36,403 --> 00:15:44,403 ‫You sure. ‫And I'm dooneese. ‫[ Cheers and applause ] 370 00:15:48,048 --> 00:15:48,424 ‫And I'm dooneese. ‫[ Cheers and applause ] ‫[ Honking ] 371 00:15:48,448 --> 00:15:50,426 ‫[ Cheers and applause ] ‫[ Honking ] ‫Forehead! 372 00:15:50,450 --> 00:15:53,496 ‫[ Honking ] ‫Forehead! ‫Sorry, sorry. 373 00:15:53,520 --> 00:15:57,633 ‫Forehead! ‫Sorry, sorry. ‫I meant to say forehead. 374 00:15:57,657 --> 00:15:58,467 ‫Sorry, sorry. ‫I meant to say forehead. ‫Nope, did it again. 375 00:15:58,491 --> 00:16:00,569 ‫I meant to say forehead. ‫Nope, did it again. ‫One more time. 376 00:16:00,593 --> 00:16:02,038 ‫Nope, did it again. ‫One more time. ‫Forehead. 377 00:16:02,062 --> 00:16:03,139 ‫One more time. ‫Forehead. ‫Just think. 378 00:16:03,163 --> 00:16:06,509 ‫Forehead. ‫Just think. ‫♪ sisters cute as cute can be, 379 00:16:06,533 --> 00:16:09,645 ‫just think. ‫♪ sisters cute as cute can be, ‫soon you'll fall for one of US 380 00:16:09,669 --> 00:16:11,514 ‫♪ sisters cute as cute can be, ‫soon you'll fall for one of US ‫three ♪ 381 00:16:11,538 --> 00:16:13,416 ‫soon you'll fall for one of US ‫three ♪ ‫♪ we keep forgetting mom had 382 00:16:13,440 --> 00:16:14,684 ‫three ♪ ‫♪ we keep forgetting mom had ‫four ♪ 383 00:16:14,708 --> 00:16:16,118 ‫♪ we keep forgetting mom had ‫four ♪ ‫♪ I came out of a different 384 00:16:16,142 --> 00:16:16,719 ‫four ♪ ‫♪ I came out of a different ‫hole ♪ 385 00:16:16,743 --> 00:16:24,743 ‫♪ I came out of a different ‫hole ♪ ‫[ Laughter ] 386 00:16:27,487 --> 00:16:28,798 ‫Hole ♪ ‫[ Laughter ] ‫If your trying to do the math 387 00:16:28,822 --> 00:16:31,400 ‫[ laughter ] ‫If your trying to do the math ‫on that one, if you're trying to 388 00:16:31,424 --> 00:16:32,060 ‫if your trying to do ‫the math on that one, if 389 00:16:32,084 --> 00:16:32,735 ‫you're trying to think ‫of the hole it should be, 390 00:16:32,759 --> 00:16:33,869 ‫on that one, if you're ‫trying to think of the 391 00:16:33,893 --> 00:16:35,004 ‫hole it should be, it's ‫the one behind that. 392 00:16:35,028 --> 00:16:37,039 ‫Think of the hole it should be, ‫it's the one behind that. ‫Okay, gunshot. 393 00:16:37,063 --> 00:16:40,343 ‫It's the one behind that. ‫Okay, gunshot. ‫♪ men get lonely on a long cold 394 00:16:40,367 --> 00:16:41,610 ‫okay, gunshot. ‫♪ men get lonely on a long cold ‫night ♪ 395 00:16:41,634 --> 00:16:44,313 ‫♪ men get lonely on a long cold ‫night ♪ ‫♪ you can count on US to hold 396 00:16:44,337 --> 00:16:45,781 ‫night ♪ ‫♪ you can count on US to hold ‫you tight. 397 00:16:45,805 --> 00:16:47,917 ‫♪ You can count on US to hold ‫you tight. ‫♪ your girlfriend ♪ 398 00:16:47,941 --> 00:16:51,821 ‫you tight. ‫♪ your girlfriend ♪ ‫I'll be lover ♪ 399 00:16:51,845 --> 00:16:57,326 ‫♪ your girlfriend ♪ ‫I'll be lover ♪ ‫♪ I'll be your sweetheart ♪ 400 00:16:57,350 --> 00:17:05,350 ‫I'll be lover ♪ ‫♪ I'll be your sweetheart ♪ ‫♪ I'll be just like this ♪ 401 00:17:09,561 --> 00:17:17,561 ‫♪♪ ‫can you come over here? ‫I want to talk to you in 402 00:17:23,676 --> 00:17:31,676 ‫can you come over here? ‫I want to talk to you in ‫private. 403 00:17:32,385 --> 00:17:34,363 ‫I want to talk to you in ‫private. ‫No, no, not those privates. 404 00:17:34,387 --> 00:17:35,097 ‫Private. ‫No, no, not those privates. ‫There is nothing to hear down 405 00:17:35,121 --> 00:17:35,598 ‫no, no, not those privates. ‫There is nothing to hear down ‫there, believe me. 406 00:17:35,622 --> 00:17:39,835 ‫There is nothing to hear down ‫there, believe me. ‫Just go. 407 00:17:39,859 --> 00:17:41,404 ‫There, believe me. ‫Just go. ‫Jesus the heck. 408 00:17:41,428 --> 00:17:44,640 ‫Just go. ‫Jesus the heck. ‫Let's wrap this bastard up. 409 00:17:44,664 --> 00:17:45,608 ‫Jesus the heck. ‫Let's wrap this bastard up. ‫I'll sing. 410 00:17:45,632 --> 00:17:51,013 ‫Let's wrap this bastard up. ‫I'll sing. ‫♪ I don't know how to choose 411 00:17:51,037 --> 00:17:53,649 ‫I'll sing. ‫♪ I don't know how to choose ‫normally I'm full of booze ♪ 412 00:17:53,673 --> 00:17:59,789 ‫♪ I don't know how to choose ‫normally I'm full of booze ♪ ‫♪ just not sure how I feel, 413 00:17:59,813 --> 00:18:02,825 ‫normally I'm full of booze ♪ ‫♪ just not sure how I feel, ‫let's try to seal the deal ♪ 414 00:18:02,849 --> 00:18:06,395 ‫♪ just not sure how I feel, ‫let's try to seal the deal ♪ ‫♪ with a kiss ♪ 415 00:18:06,419 --> 00:18:07,029 ‫let's try to seal the deal ♪ ‫♪ with a kiss ♪ ‫oh, now we're talking. 416 00:18:07,053 --> 00:18:07,830 ‫♪ With a kiss ♪ ‫oh, now we're talking. ‫♪ with a snuggle. 417 00:18:07,854 --> 00:18:11,667 ‫Oh, now we're talking. ‫♪ with a snuggle. ‫Finally, some comfort. 418 00:18:11,691 --> 00:18:16,806 ‫♪ With a snuggle. ‫Finally, some comfort. ‫♪ with a tickle ♪ 419 00:18:16,830 --> 00:18:18,908 ‫finally, some comfort. ‫♪ with a tickle ♪ ‫♪ you'll find out ♪ 420 00:18:18,932 --> 00:18:21,110 ‫♪ with a tickle ♪ ‫♪ you'll find out ♪ ‫what is happening? 421 00:18:21,134 --> 00:18:25,147 ‫♪ You'll find out ♪ ‫what is happening? ‫Oh. 422 00:18:25,171 --> 00:18:29,218 ‫What is happening? ‫Oh. ‫That reminds me, I need to get 423 00:18:29,242 --> 00:18:31,520 ‫oh. ‫That reminds me, I need to get ‫some oral surgery done soon. 424 00:18:31,544 --> 00:18:32,555 ‫That reminds me, I need to get ‫some oral surgery done soon. ‫I got... I don't hate it. 425 00:18:32,579 --> 00:18:36,492 ‫Some oral surgery done soon. ‫I got... I don't hate it. ‫I don't hate it. 426 00:18:36,516 --> 00:18:37,760 ‫I got... I don't hate it. ‫I don't hate it. ‫I can't believe I'm saying this, 427 00:18:37,784 --> 00:18:39,228 ‫I don't hate it. ‫I can't believe I'm saying this, ‫but I think I love you. 428 00:18:39,252 --> 00:18:40,463 ‫I can't believe I'm saying this, ‫but I think I love you. ‫Yes. 429 00:18:40,487 --> 00:18:43,766 ‫But I think I love you. ‫Yes. ‫I love you. 430 00:18:43,790 --> 00:18:45,334 ‫Yes. ‫I love you. ‫There is nothing you could say 431 00:18:45,358 --> 00:18:47,069 ‫I love you. ‫There is nothing you could say ‫that would change my mind. 432 00:18:47,093 --> 00:18:47,854 ‫There is nothing you ‫could say that would 433 00:18:47,878 --> 00:18:48,771 ‫change my mind. ♪ a bird ‫in my mouth and I went 434 00:18:48,795 --> 00:18:49,479 ‫that would change ‫my mind. ♪ a bird in my 435 00:18:49,503 --> 00:18:50,306 ‫mouth and I went to the ‫movies and I laughed at 436 00:18:50,330 --> 00:18:52,615 ‫♪ a bird in my mouth ‫and I went to the movies 437 00:18:52,639 --> 00:18:54,977 ‫and I laughed at the ‫movies and the bird flew 438 00:18:55,001 --> 00:18:55,644 ‫to the movies and I laughed at ‫the movies and the bird flew ‫out, but the bird choked on 439 00:18:55,668 --> 00:18:58,647 ‫the movies and the bird flew ‫out, but the bird choked on ‫popcorn and I gave it cpr, and 440 00:18:58,671 --> 00:18:59,430 ‫out, but the bird choked ‫on popcorn and I gave 441 00:18:59,454 --> 00:19:00,182 ‫it cpr, and the bird ‫flew away and I caught 442 00:19:00,206 --> 00:19:01,050 ‫popcorn and I gave it cpr, and ‫the bird flew away and I caught ‫it and ate it wrong. 443 00:19:01,074 --> 00:19:02,585 ‫The bird flew away and I caught ‫it and ate it wrong. ‫Is that bad? 444 00:19:02,609 --> 00:19:03,686 ‫It and ate it wrong. ‫Is that bad? ‫Doo doo doo. 445 00:19:03,710 --> 00:19:06,322 ‫Is that bad? ‫Doo doo doo. ‫Wow, to think I almost picked 446 00:19:06,346 --> 00:19:07,590 ‫doo doo doo. ‫Wow, to think I almost picked ‫Kim Kardashian. 447 00:19:07,614 --> 00:19:09,425 ‫Wow, to think I almost picked ‫Kim Kardashian. ‫Isn't love wonderful? 448 00:19:09,449 --> 00:19:12,194 ‫Kim Kardashian. ‫Isn't love wonderful? ‫And by wonderful, I mean 449 00:19:12,218 --> 00:19:13,529 ‫isn't love wonderful? ‫And by wonderful, I mean ‫visually offending. 450 00:19:13,553 --> 00:19:15,097 ‫And by wonderful, I mean ‫visually offending. ‫And thanks once again to three 451 00:19:15,121 --> 00:19:17,833 ‫visually offending. ‫And thanks once again to three ‫of the four maharelle sisters. 452 00:19:17,857 --> 00:19:18,773 ‫And thanks once again ‫to three of the four 453 00:19:18,797 --> 00:19:19,869 ‫maharelle sisters. >> ‫Denise, I got a motorcycle 454 00:19:19,893 --> 00:19:21,036 ‫of the four maharelle sisters. ‫Denise, I got a motorcycle ‫helmet made for you. 455 00:19:21,060 --> 00:19:22,571 ‫Denise, I got a motorcycle ‫helmet made for you. ‫Tonight's show brought to you 456 00:19:22,595 --> 00:19:24,473 ‫helmet made for you. ‫Tonight's show brought to you ‫by stuff toer's community 457 00:19:24,497 --> 00:19:28,377 ‫tonight's show brought to you ‫by stuff toer's community ‫breakfast, and Dr. Wilson. 458 00:19:28,401 --> 00:19:28,911 ‫By stuff toer's community ‫breakfast, and Dr. Wilson. ‫We'll be right back. 459 00:19:28,935 --> 00:19:31,696 ‫Breakfast, and Dr. Wilson. ‫We'll be right back. ‫[ Cheers and applause ] 460 00:19:34,973 --> 00:19:42,973 ‫♪♪ ‫ladies and gentlemen. ‫Talk about a live show! 461 00:19:44,050 --> 00:19:46,195 ‫Ladies and gentlemen. ‫Talk about a live show! ‫This is black jeopardy! 462 00:19:46,219 --> 00:19:49,465 ‫Talk about a live show! ‫This is black jeopardy! ‫[ Cheering ] 463 00:19:49,489 --> 00:19:52,234 ‫This is black jeopardy! ‫[ Cheering ] ‫Yeah, all right, what up? 464 00:19:52,258 --> 00:19:53,869 ‫[ Cheering ] ‫Yeah, all right, what up? ‫What up, what up? 465 00:19:53,893 --> 00:19:55,404 ‫Yeah, all right, what up? ‫What up, what up? ‫Welcome to black jeopardy, the 466 00:19:55,428 --> 00:19:57,773 ‫what up, what up? ‫Welcome to black jeopardy, the ‫only jeopardy where every single 467 00:19:57,797 --> 00:19:59,408 ‫welcome to black jeopardy, the ‫only jeopardy where every single ‫viewer fully understood 468 00:19:59,432 --> 00:19:59,964 ‫only jeopardy where ‫every single viewer fully 469 00:19:59,988 --> 00:20:00,509 ‫understood Kendrick's ‫halftime performance. 470 00:20:00,533 --> 00:20:02,878 ‫Viewer fully understood ‫Kendrick's halftime performance. ‫I'm your host, Darnell Hayes. 471 00:20:02,902 --> 00:20:07,265 ‫Kendrick's halftime ‫performance. I'm your host, 472 00:20:07,289 --> 00:20:11,654 ‫Darnell Hayes. Today's ‫contestants is shalice. 473 00:20:11,678 --> 00:20:12,288 ‫I'm your host, Darnell Hayes. ‫Today's contestants is shalice. ‫Hi! 474 00:20:12,312 --> 00:20:12,888 ‫Today's contestants is shalice. ‫Hi! ‫Darius, come on, now. 475 00:20:12,912 --> 00:20:14,690 ‫Hi! ‫Darius, come on, now. ‫[ Applause ] 476 00:20:14,714 --> 00:20:17,826 ‫Darius, come on, now. ‫[ Applause ] ‫Oh, and look at this, Tracy 477 00:20:17,850 --> 00:20:19,161 ‫[ applause ] ‫Oh, and look at this, Tracy ‫Morgan, big dog's going to make 478 00:20:19,185 --> 00:20:19,595 ‫oh, and look at this, Tracy ‫Morgan, big dog's going to make ‫the big money. 479 00:20:19,619 --> 00:20:27,069 ‫Morgan, big dog's going to make ‫the big money. ‫[ Cheers and applause ] 480 00:20:27,093 --> 00:20:28,370 ‫The big money. ‫[ Cheers and applause ] ‫Now wait a minute, Tracy, 481 00:20:28,394 --> 00:20:29,972 ‫[ cheers and applause ] ‫Now wait a minute, Tracy, ‫don't you already have a lot of 482 00:20:29,996 --> 00:20:30,339 ‫now wait a minute, Tracy, ‫don't you already have a lot of ‫money? 483 00:20:30,363 --> 00:20:32,408 ‫Don't you already have a lot of ‫money? ‫You got to have a lot of money 484 00:20:32,432 --> 00:20:34,643 ‫money? ‫You got to have a lot of money ‫if you live like I live. 485 00:20:34,667 --> 00:20:38,180 ‫You got to have a lot of money ‫if you live like I live. ‫I eat four-cheese lasagna. 486 00:20:38,204 --> 00:20:39,148 ‫If you live like I live. ‫I eat four-cheese lasagna. ‫If they only got three cheeses, 487 00:20:39,172 --> 00:20:41,917 ‫I eat four-cheese lasagna. ‫If they only got three cheeses, ‫I ain't eating it. 488 00:20:41,941 --> 00:20:42,518 ‫If they only got three cheeses, ‫I ain't eating it. ‫Okay. 489 00:20:42,542 --> 00:20:44,353 ‫I ain't eating it. ‫Okay. ‫We hear you, Tracy Morgan. 490 00:20:44,377 --> 00:20:45,054 ‫Okay. ‫We hear you, Tracy Morgan. ‫I refuse to ingest three 491 00:20:45,078 --> 00:20:49,692 ‫we hear you, Tracy Morgan. ‫I refuse to ingest three ‫cheeses. 492 00:20:49,716 --> 00:20:50,960 ‫I refuse to ingest three ‫cheeses. ‫You're at four cheeses. 493 00:20:50,984 --> 00:20:51,927 ‫Cheeses. ‫You're at four cheeses. ‫We got Tracy Morgan. 494 00:20:51,951 --> 00:20:52,294 ‫You're at four cheeses. ‫We got Tracy Morgan. ‫Thank you. 495 00:20:52,318 --> 00:20:52,761 ‫We got Tracy Morgan. ‫Thank you. ‫All right. 496 00:20:52,785 --> 00:20:55,698 ‫Thank you. ‫All right. ‫Let's take a look at our 497 00:20:55,722 --> 00:20:56,098 ‫all right. ‫Let's take a look at our ‫categories. 498 00:20:56,122 --> 00:21:01,971 ‫Let's take a look at our ‫categories. ‫We've got look here, this joker 499 00:21:01,995 --> 00:21:05,207 ‫categories. ‫We've got look here, this joker ‫talking about, leave bronny 500 00:21:05,231 --> 00:21:06,285 ‫we've got look here, ‫this joker talking about, 501 00:21:06,309 --> 00:21:07,343 ‫leave bronny alone, ‫man, live from New York, 502 00:21:07,367 --> 00:21:11,146 ‫talking about, leave bronny ‫alone, man, live from New York, ‫and as always, white people. 503 00:21:11,170 --> 00:21:14,550 ‫Alone, man, live from New York, ‫and as always, white people. ‫All right. 504 00:21:14,574 --> 00:21:15,250 ‫And as always, white people. ‫All right. ‫Shalice, you're our returning 505 00:21:15,274 --> 00:21:16,552 ‫all right. ‫Shalice, you're our returning ‫champion, so you pick. 506 00:21:16,576 --> 00:21:18,320 ‫Shalice, you're our returning ‫champion, so you pick. ‫Let's go with look here for 507 00:21:18,344 --> 00:21:18,621 ‫champion, so you pick. ‫Let's go with look here for ‫honey. 508 00:21:18,645 --> 00:21:19,254 ‫Let's go with look here for ‫honey. ‫Okay. 509 00:21:19,278 --> 00:21:21,090 ‫Honey. ‫Okay. ‫Your 11-year-old is asking for 510 00:21:21,114 --> 00:21:22,591 ‫okay. ‫Your 11-year-old is asking for ‫something while you're on the 511 00:21:22,615 --> 00:21:24,293 ‫your 11-year-old is asking for ‫something while you're on the ‫phone. 512 00:21:24,317 --> 00:21:25,027 ‫Something while you're on the ‫phone. ‫What is look here! 513 00:21:25,051 --> 00:21:27,129 ‫Phone. ‫What is look here! ‫You this close. 514 00:21:27,153 --> 00:21:29,632 ‫What is look here! ‫You this close. ‫This close. 515 00:21:29,656 --> 00:21:30,099 ‫You this close. ‫This close. ‫That's right. 516 00:21:30,123 --> 00:21:30,532 ‫This close. ‫That's right. ‫That is right. 517 00:21:30,556 --> 00:21:34,770 ‫That's right. ‫That is right. ‫[ Applause ] 518 00:21:34,794 --> 00:21:35,904 ‫That is right. ‫[ Applause ] ‫That's exactly right. 519 00:21:35,928 --> 00:21:36,538 ‫[ Applause ] ‫That's exactly right. ‫Yep. 520 00:21:36,562 --> 00:21:37,673 ‫That's exactly right. ‫Yep. ‫Get a little close to see 521 00:21:37,697 --> 00:21:38,173 ‫yep. ‫Get a little close to see ‫what happens. 522 00:21:38,197 --> 00:21:38,707 ‫Get a little close to see ‫what happens. ‫Exactly. 523 00:21:38,731 --> 00:21:39,274 ‫What happens. ‫Exactly. ‫All right. 524 00:21:39,298 --> 00:21:40,009 ‫Exactly. ‫All right. ‫Pick again. 525 00:21:40,033 --> 00:21:44,613 ‫All right. ‫Pick again. ‫Let's go with maaannn for 526 00:21:44,637 --> 00:21:44,913 ‫pick again. ‫Let's go with maaannn for ‫300. 527 00:21:44,937 --> 00:21:46,148 ‫Let's go with maaannn for ‫300. ‫Answer there, there is 30 528 00:21:46,172 --> 00:21:48,350 ‫300. ‫Answer there, there is 30 ‫some people at the park wearing 529 00:21:48,374 --> 00:21:49,685 ‫answer there, there is 30 ‫some people at the park wearing ‫the same red t-shirt. 530 00:21:49,709 --> 00:21:50,386 ‫Some people at the park wearing ‫the same red t-shirt. ‫Darius? 531 00:21:50,410 --> 00:21:54,723 ‫The same red t-shirt. ‫Darius? ‫What is man, that's just the 532 00:21:54,747 --> 00:21:55,891 ‫Darius? ‫What is man, that's just the ‫Jansen family reunion. 533 00:21:55,915 --> 00:21:56,525 ‫What is man, that's just the ‫Jansen family reunion. ‫That's right. 534 00:21:56,549 --> 00:21:58,193 ‫Jansen family reunion. ‫That's right. ‫That's right. 535 00:21:58,217 --> 00:22:01,964 ‫That's right. ‫That's right. ‫Got a picture of a tree or 536 00:22:01,988 --> 00:22:02,331 ‫that's right. ‫Got a picture of a tree or ‫something. 537 00:22:02,355 --> 00:22:02,765 ‫Got a picture of a tree or ‫something. ‫I don't know. 538 00:22:02,789 --> 00:22:04,833 ‫Something. ‫I don't know. ‫Speaking of family, Darius, 539 00:22:04,857 --> 00:22:06,001 ‫I don't know. ‫Speaking of family, Darius, ‫Tracy, y'all seem like you might 540 00:22:06,025 --> 00:22:06,802 ‫speaking of family, Darius, ‫Tracy, y'all seem like you might ‫be related. 541 00:22:06,826 --> 00:22:07,670 ‫Tracy, y'all seem like you might ‫be related. ‫Well, James Earl Jones is my 542 00:22:07,694 --> 00:22:11,774 ‫be related. ‫Well, James Earl Jones is my ‫biological father. 543 00:22:11,798 --> 00:22:13,342 ‫Well, James Earl Jones is my ‫biological father. ‫James Earl Jones impregnated my 544 00:22:13,366 --> 00:22:18,213 ‫biological father. ‫James Earl Jones impregnated my ‫mother on the said of 545 00:22:18,237 --> 00:22:18,747 ‫James Earl Jones impregnated my ‫mother on the said of ‫"claudine." 546 00:22:18,771 --> 00:22:19,615 ‫Mother on the said of ‫"claudine." ‫You know what? 547 00:22:19,639 --> 00:22:20,182 ‫"Claudine." ‫you know what? ‫We might be related. 548 00:22:20,206 --> 00:22:25,054 ‫You know what? ‫We might be related. ‫I don't see it. 549 00:22:25,078 --> 00:22:28,223 ‫We might be related. ‫I don't see it. ‫You know what? 550 00:22:28,247 --> 00:22:30,626 ‫I don't see it. ‫You know what? ‫Let's just move on. 551 00:22:30,650 --> 00:22:32,127 ‫You know what? ‫Let's just move on. ‫Darius, it's still your pick. 552 00:22:32,151 --> 00:22:34,930 ‫Let's just move on. ‫Darius, it's still your pick. ‫Okay, let's go with live from 553 00:22:34,954 --> 00:22:36,532 ‫Darius, it's still your pick. ‫Okay, let's go with live from ‫New York for honeys. 554 00:22:36,556 --> 00:22:36,999 ‫Okay, let's go with live from ‫New York for honeys. ‫Okay. 555 00:22:37,023 --> 00:22:39,101 ‫New York for honeys. ‫Okay. ‫The answer there, this legendary 556 00:22:39,125 --> 00:22:40,135 ‫okay. ‫The answer there, this legendary ‫late night show created some of 557 00:22:40,159 --> 00:22:46,275 ‫the answer there, this legendary ‫late night show created some of ‫comedy's biggest stars. 558 00:22:46,299 --> 00:22:48,243 ‫Late night show created some of ‫comedy's biggest stars. ‫It's a skit comedy show, been on 559 00:22:48,267 --> 00:22:49,945 ‫comedy's biggest stars. ‫It's a skit comedy show, been on ‫for a long time. 560 00:22:49,969 --> 00:22:50,646 ‫It's a skit comedy show, been on ‫for a long time. ‫Darius? 561 00:22:50,670 --> 00:22:54,083 ‫For a long time. ‫Darius? ‫What is "in living color"? 562 00:22:54,107 --> 00:22:56,752 ‫Darius? ‫What is "in living color"? ‫No, no, I'm sorry. 563 00:22:56,776 --> 00:22:58,887 ‫What is "in living color"? ‫No, no, I'm sorry. ‫I think y'all know this, though. 564 00:22:58,911 --> 00:23:00,055 ‫No, no, I'm sorry. ‫I think y'all know this, though. ‫As kids, you probably stayed up 565 00:23:00,079 --> 00:23:01,011 ‫I think y'all know this, ‫though. As kids, you 566 00:23:01,035 --> 00:23:01,990 ‫probably stayed up late ‫on Saturday to watch. 567 00:23:02,014 --> 00:23:02,491 ‫As kids, you probably stayed up ‫late on Saturday to watch. ‫Tracy? 568 00:23:02,515 --> 00:23:05,994 ‫Late on Saturday to watch. ‫Tracy? ‫What is "showtime at the 569 00:23:06,018 --> 00:23:06,595 ‫Tracy? ‫What is "showtime at the ‫Apollo." 570 00:23:06,619 --> 00:23:06,962 ‫What is "showtime at the ‫Apollo." ‫[ Buzzer ] 571 00:23:06,986 --> 00:23:08,230 ‫Apollo." ‫[ Buzzer ] ‫Featuring sandman Simms. 572 00:23:08,254 --> 00:23:08,597 ‫[ Buzzer ] ‫Featuring sandman Simms. ‫[ Buzzer ] 573 00:23:08,621 --> 00:23:10,399 ‫Featuring sandman Simms. ‫[ Buzzer ] ‫No. 574 00:23:10,423 --> 00:23:12,234 ‫[ Buzzer ] ‫No. ‫Come on, y'all really don't 575 00:23:12,258 --> 00:23:12,534 ‫no. ‫Come on, y'all really don't ‫know? 576 00:23:12,558 --> 00:23:15,104 ‫Come on, y'all really don't ‫know? ‫Hosted by Steve Harvey? 577 00:23:15,128 --> 00:23:17,539 ‫Know? ‫Hosted by Steve Harvey? ‫Again, no. 578 00:23:17,563 --> 00:23:21,143 ‫Hosted by Steve Harvey? ‫Again, no. ‫Let me hear you say yeah. 579 00:23:21,167 --> 00:23:23,145 ‫Again, no. ‫Let me hear you say yeah. ‫This is not that. 580 00:23:23,169 --> 00:23:24,279 ‫Let me hear you say yeah. ‫This is not that. ‫Oh, my gosh. 581 00:23:24,303 --> 00:23:24,680 ‫This is not that. ‫Oh, my gosh. ‫Chenice? 582 00:23:24,704 --> 00:23:28,083 ‫Oh, my gosh. ‫Chenice? ‫Okay. 583 00:23:28,107 --> 00:23:29,818 ‫Chenice? ‫Okay. ‫Of course, this show has been on 584 00:23:29,842 --> 00:23:31,353 ‫okay. ‫Of course, this show has been on ‫every Saturday for years, right, 585 00:23:31,377 --> 00:23:31,687 ‫of course, this show has been on ‫every Saturday for years, right, ‫Darnell? 586 00:23:31,711 --> 00:23:32,054 ‫Every Saturday for years, right, ‫Darnell? ‫Yes. 587 00:23:32,078 --> 00:23:33,989 ‫Darnell? ‫Yes. ‫And it's got a host and a 588 00:23:34,013 --> 00:23:35,557 ‫yes. ‫And it's got a host and a ‫musical guest, right? 589 00:23:35,581 --> 00:23:36,024 ‫And it's got a host and a ‫musical guest, right? ‫Yes. 590 00:23:36,048 --> 00:23:36,925 ‫Musical guest, right? ‫Yes. ‫Okay, okay. 591 00:23:36,949 --> 00:23:39,094 ‫Yes. ‫Okay, okay. ‫Can I say the famous catchphrase 592 00:23:39,118 --> 00:23:39,628 ‫okay, okay. ‫Can I say the famous catchphrase ‫that opens the show? 593 00:23:39,652 --> 00:23:43,499 ‫Can I say the famous catchphrase ‫that opens the show? ‫Go ahead. 594 00:23:43,523 --> 00:23:44,032 ‫That opens the show? ‫Go ahead. ‫It's soul train! 595 00:23:44,056 --> 00:23:44,399 ‫Go ahead. ‫It's soul train! ‫[ Buzzer ] 596 00:23:44,423 --> 00:23:46,735 ‫It's soul train! ‫[ Buzzer ] ‫No! 597 00:23:46,759 --> 00:23:48,270 ‫[ Buzzer ] ‫No! ‫Now, y'all know the answer is 598 00:23:48,294 --> 00:23:52,007 ‫no! ‫Now, y'all know the answer is ‫"Saturday night live." 599 00:23:52,031 --> 00:23:53,475 ‫Now, y'all know the answer is ‫"Saturday night live." ‫What is "Saturday night 600 00:23:53,499 --> 00:23:53,776 ‫"Saturday night live." ‫What is "Saturday night ‫live"? 601 00:23:53,800 --> 00:23:55,477 ‫What is "Saturday night ‫live"? ‫Come on, Darius, I just gave 602 00:23:55,501 --> 00:23:55,944 ‫live"? ‫Come on, Darius, I just gave ‫you the answer. 603 00:23:55,968 --> 00:23:56,478 ‫Come on, Darius, I just gave ‫you the answer. ‫No, I'm asking. 604 00:23:56,502 --> 00:23:59,047 ‫You the answer. ‫No, I'm asking. ‫What is "Saturday night live"? 605 00:23:59,071 --> 00:23:59,648 ‫No, I'm asking. ‫What is "Saturday night live"? ‫I don't know that. 606 00:23:59,672 --> 00:24:03,752 ‫What is "Saturday night live"? ‫I don't know that. ‫It's "Saturday night live." 607 00:24:03,776 --> 00:24:04,453 ‫I don't know that. ‫It's "Saturday night live." ‫It's a skit comedy show. 608 00:24:04,477 --> 00:24:07,256 ‫It's "Saturday night live." ‫It's a skit comedy show. ‫It's been on for 50 years. 609 00:24:07,280 --> 00:24:08,657 ‫It's a skit comedy show. ‫It's been on for 50 years. ‫What day do they tape on? 610 00:24:08,681 --> 00:24:10,092 ‫It's been on for 50 years. ‫What day do they tape on? ‫[ Laughter ] 611 00:24:10,116 --> 00:24:14,463 ‫What day do they tape on? ‫[ Laughter ] ‫Saturday. 612 00:24:14,487 --> 00:24:15,330 ‫[ Laughter ] ‫Saturday. ‫It's in the name. 613 00:24:15,354 --> 00:24:17,800 ‫Saturday. ‫It's in the name. ‫Now Tracy, you were on it with 614 00:24:17,824 --> 00:24:18,500 ‫it's in the name. ‫Now Tracy, you were on it with ‫Tina fey. 615 00:24:18,524 --> 00:24:21,837 ‫Now Tracy, you were on it with ‫Tina fey. ‫What is "30 rock"! 616 00:24:21,861 --> 00:24:22,204 ‫Tina fey. ‫What is "30 rock"! ‫[ Buzzer ] 617 00:24:22,228 --> 00:24:22,771 ‫What is "30 rock"! ‫[ Buzzer ] ‫You know what? 618 00:24:22,795 --> 00:24:24,706 ‫[ Buzzer ] ‫You know what? ‫I tell you what, let's just hear 619 00:24:24,730 --> 00:24:26,108 ‫you know what? ‫I tell you what, let's just hear ‫about today's prizes. 620 00:24:26,132 --> 00:24:26,408 ‫I tell you what, let's just hear ‫about today's prizes. ‫Donny? 621 00:24:26,432 --> 00:24:28,076 ‫About today's prizes. ‫Donny? ‫Thanks, Darnell. 622 00:24:28,100 --> 00:24:31,280 ‫Donny? ‫Thanks, Darnell. ‫Today's black jeopardy is 623 00:24:31,304 --> 00:24:32,548 ‫thanks, Darnell. ‫Today's black jeopardy is ‫sponsored by a te. 624 00:24:32,572 --> 00:24:34,249 ‫Today's black jeopardy is ‫sponsored by a te. ‫Now you don't have to say fix me 625 00:24:34,273 --> 00:24:34,783 ‫sponsored by a te. ‫Now you don't have to say fix me ‫a plate. 626 00:24:34,807 --> 00:24:35,617 ‫Now you don't have to say fix me ‫a plate. ‫You already got one. 627 00:24:35,641 --> 00:24:38,487 ‫A plate. ‫You already got one. ‫And by a tin of Danish butter 628 00:24:38,511 --> 00:24:39,988 ‫you already got one. ‫And by a tin of Danish butter ‫cookies or a sowing kit. 629 00:24:40,012 --> 00:24:40,656 ‫And by a tin of Danish butter ‫cookies or a sowing kit. ‫Which one is it? 630 00:24:40,680 --> 00:24:42,724 ‫Cookies or a sowing kit. ‫Which one is it? ‫You'll have to open to find out. 631 00:24:42,748 --> 00:24:44,393 ‫Which one is it? ‫You'll have to open to find out. ‫And by who all going to be 632 00:24:44,417 --> 00:24:44,693 ‫you'll have to open to find out. ‫And by who all going to be ‫there. 633 00:24:44,717 --> 00:24:47,296 ‫And by who all going to be ‫there. ‫The even invitation for all your 634 00:24:47,320 --> 00:24:48,931 ‫there. ‫The even invitation for all your ‫events, barbecues or meeting at 635 00:24:48,955 --> 00:24:49,665 ‫the even invitation for all your ‫events, barbecues or meeting at ‫the spot. 636 00:24:49,689 --> 00:24:52,034 ‫Events, barbecues or meeting at ‫the spot. ‫Before you put, always going to 637 00:24:52,058 --> 00:24:52,401 ‫the spot. ‫Before you put, always going to ‫be there. 638 00:24:52,425 --> 00:24:53,268 ‫Before you put, always going to ‫be there. ‫Back to you, Darnell. 639 00:24:53,292 --> 00:24:55,137 ‫Be there. ‫Back to you, Darnell. ‫Got to know who all going to 640 00:24:55,161 --> 00:24:55,771 ‫back to you, Darnell. ‫Got to know who all going to ‫be there. 641 00:24:55,795 --> 00:24:57,005 ‫Got to know who all going to ‫be there. ‫Let's stick with live from new 642 00:24:57,029 --> 00:24:57,306 ‫be there. ‫Let's stick with live from new ‫York. 643 00:24:57,330 --> 00:24:58,807 ‫Let's stick with live from new ‫York. ‫And to help, here is a special 644 00:24:58,831 --> 00:25:00,542 ‫York. ‫And to help, here is a special ‫guest clue from Mr. Chris rock. 645 00:25:00,566 --> 00:25:00,976 ‫And to help, here is a special ‫guest clue from Mr. Chris rock. ‫Thank you! 646 00:25:01,000 --> 00:25:04,513 ‫Guest clue from Mr. Chris rock. ‫Thank you! ‫[ Cheering ] 647 00:25:04,537 --> 00:25:05,914 ‫Thank you! ‫[ Cheering ] ‫Thank you, Darnell. 648 00:25:05,938 --> 00:25:08,283 ‫[ Cheering ] ‫Thank you, Darnell. ‫It's an honor to be here on 649 00:25:08,307 --> 00:25:09,551 ‫thank you, Darnell. ‫It's an honor to be here on ‫"black jeopardy." 650 00:25:09,575 --> 00:25:11,620 ‫It's an honor to be here on ‫"black jeopardy." ‫I've been a fan of the show 651 00:25:11,644 --> 00:25:12,988 ‫"black jeopardy." ‫I've been a fan of the show ‫since the '70s when it was 652 00:25:13,012 --> 00:25:15,791 ‫I've been a fan of the show ‫since the '70s when it was ‫called "mama's got questions." 653 00:25:15,815 --> 00:25:16,091 ‫Since the '70s when it was ‫called "mama's got questions." ‫Okay. 654 00:25:16,115 --> 00:25:16,992 ‫Called "mama's got questions." ‫Okay. ‫Now some of y'all might remember 655 00:25:17,016 --> 00:25:19,494 ‫okay. ‫Now some of y'all might remember ‫me from "Saturday night live." 656 00:25:19,518 --> 00:25:21,455 ‫Now some of y'all might ‫remember me from "Saturday 657 00:25:21,479 --> 00:25:23,265 ‫night live." I was a ‫black guy who came after 658 00:25:23,289 --> 00:25:24,333 ‫me from "Saturday night live." ‫I was a black guy who came after ‫Eddie Murphy. 659 00:25:24,357 --> 00:25:28,503 ‫I was a black guy who came after ‫Eddie Murphy. ‫That's kind of like being a the 660 00:25:28,527 --> 00:25:29,972 ‫Eddie Murphy. ‫That's kind of like being a the ‫point guard after Stephen curry. 661 00:25:29,996 --> 00:25:30,272 ‫That's kind of like being a the ‫point guard after Stephen curry. ‫Okay. 662 00:25:30,296 --> 00:25:34,243 ‫Point guard after Stephen curry. ‫Okay. ‫Here is your clue about "snl." 663 00:25:34,267 --> 00:25:35,310 ‫Okay. ‫Here is your clue about "snl." ‫This was character has made 664 00:25:35,334 --> 00:25:39,948 ‫here is your clue about "snl." ‫This was character has made ‫people laugh for years. 665 00:25:39,972 --> 00:25:41,717 ‫This was character has made ‫people laugh for years. ‫Who is my dear? 666 00:25:41,741 --> 00:25:43,185 ‫People laugh for years. ‫Who is my dear? ‫No. 667 00:25:43,209 --> 00:25:45,087 ‫Who is my dear? ‫No. ‫That is not Tyler Perry. 668 00:25:45,111 --> 00:25:50,659 ‫No. ‫That is not Tyler Perry. ‫Can't you see that she is right? 669 00:25:50,683 --> 00:25:50,859 ‫That is not Tyler Perry. ‫Can't you see that she is right? 670 00:25:50,883 --> 00:25:56,732 ‫Can't you see that she is right? ‫Now, could win some money 671 00:25:56,756 --> 00:25:57,933 ‫now, could win some money ‫here and the church lady. ‫Yes. 672 00:25:57,957 --> 00:25:58,667 ‫Here and the church lady. ‫Yes. ‫Yes. 673 00:25:58,691 --> 00:26:01,270 ‫Yes. ‫Yes. ‫That is correct. 674 00:26:01,294 --> 00:26:01,737 ‫Yes. ‫That is correct. ‫Thank you. 675 00:26:01,761 --> 00:26:04,239 ‫That is correct. ‫Thank you. ‫That is the church lady, $400 676 00:26:04,263 --> 00:26:06,074 ‫thank you. ‫That is the church lady, $400 ‫for you. 677 00:26:06,098 --> 00:26:06,742 ‫That is the church lady, $400 ‫for you. ‫Thank you. 678 00:26:06,766 --> 00:26:10,679 ‫For you. ‫Thank you. ‫Speaking of church, can I say 679 00:26:10,703 --> 00:26:11,046 ‫thank you. ‫Speaking of church, can I say ‫something? 680 00:26:11,070 --> 00:26:12,314 ‫Speaking of church, can I say ‫something? ‫It's more folks went to church, 681 00:26:12,338 --> 00:26:13,415 ‫something? ‫It's more folks went to church, ‫we wouldn't be in this mess 682 00:26:13,439 --> 00:26:15,083 ‫it's more folks went to church, ‫we wouldn't be in this mess ‫we're in now. 683 00:26:15,107 --> 00:26:16,151 ‫We wouldn't be in this mess ‫we're in now. ‫I would like to shake your 684 00:26:16,175 --> 00:26:16,518 ‫we're in now. ‫I would like to shake your ‫hand, sir. 685 00:26:16,542 --> 00:26:24,542 ‫I would like to shake your ‫hand, sir. ‫Here we go. 686 00:26:26,786 --> 00:26:28,764 ‫Hand, sir. ‫Here we go. ‫Thank you, now maybe I'll 687 00:26:28,788 --> 00:26:30,465 ‫here we go. ‫Thank you, now maybe I'll ‫start a show for you to come on 688 00:26:30,489 --> 00:26:33,335 ‫thank you, now maybe I'll ‫start a show for you to come on ‫and we'll call it "black 689 00:26:33,359 --> 00:26:33,735 ‫start a show for you to come on ‫and we'll call it "black ‫jeopardy." 690 00:26:33,759 --> 00:26:35,270 ‫And we'll call it "black ‫jeopardy." ‫We don't need it. 691 00:26:35,294 --> 00:26:36,838 ‫Jeopardy." ‫we don't need it. ‫We don't need it. 692 00:26:36,862 --> 00:26:38,206 ‫We don't need it. ‫We don't need it. ‫Slow it down a little bit. 693 00:26:38,230 --> 00:26:39,608 ‫We don't need it. ‫Slow it down a little bit. ‫We're going to take a break. 694 00:26:39,632 --> 00:26:41,777 ‫Slow it down a little bit. ‫We're going to take a break. ‫When we return to "black 695 00:26:41,801 --> 00:26:43,612 ‫we're going to take a break. ‫When we return to "black ‫jeopardy," we will see if anyone 696 00:26:43,636 --> 00:26:45,647 ‫when we return to "black ‫jeopardy," we will see if anyone ‫has watched any of this year's 697 00:26:45,671 --> 00:26:46,248 ‫jeopardy," we will see if anyone ‫has watched any of this year's ‫Oscar movies. 698 00:26:46,272 --> 00:26:46,682 ‫Has watched any of this year's ‫Oscar movies. ‫How about it? 699 00:26:46,706 --> 00:26:47,115 ‫Oscar movies. ‫How about it? ‫We'll see you. 700 00:26:47,139 --> 00:26:54,078 ‫How about it? ‫We'll see you. ‫[ Applause ] 701 00:27:00,285 --> 00:27:05,534 ‫Hi, everyone. ‫[ Cheering ] ‫Tonight is a celebration of 702 00:27:05,558 --> 00:27:07,169 ‫[ cheering ] ‫Tonight is a celebration of ‫classic moments, but "snl" will 703 00:27:07,193 --> 00:27:08,770 ‫tonight is a celebration of ‫classic moments, but "snl" will ‫always have that contrarian 704 00:27:08,794 --> 00:27:10,038 ‫classic moments, but "snl" will ‫always have that contrarian ‫edge, never wanting to do 705 00:27:10,062 --> 00:27:11,173 ‫always have that contrarian ‫edge, never wanting to do ‫anything that feels too obvious, 706 00:27:11,197 --> 00:27:13,208 ‫edge, never wanting to do ‫anything that feels too obvious, ‫too on the nose. 707 00:27:13,232 --> 00:27:20,382 ‫Anything that feels too obvious, ‫too on the nose. ‫[ Cheering ] 708 00:27:20,406 --> 00:27:22,184 ‫Too on the nose. ‫[ Cheering ] ‫Who are you? 709 00:27:22,208 --> 00:27:26,888 ‫[ Cheering ] ‫Who are you? ‫What's your age and your name? 710 00:27:26,912 --> 00:27:28,590 ‫Who are you? ‫What's your age and your name? ‫Ladies and gentlemen, my name 711 00:27:28,614 --> 00:27:29,157 ‫what's your age and your name? ‫Ladies and gentlemen, my name ‫is Sally O'Malley. 712 00:27:29,181 --> 00:27:35,364 ‫Ladies and gentlemen, my name ‫is Sally O'Malley. ‫[ Cheering ] 713 00:27:35,388 --> 00:27:38,600 ‫Is Sally O'Malley. ‫[ Cheering ] ‫I'm proud to say I'm 50 years 714 00:27:38,624 --> 00:27:39,334 ‫[ cheering ] ‫I'm proud to say I'm 50 years ‫old, just like "Saturday night 715 00:27:39,358 --> 00:27:44,172 ‫I'm proud to say I'm 50 years ‫old, just like "Saturday night ‫live." 716 00:27:44,196 --> 00:27:45,907 ‫Old, just like "Saturday night ‫live." ‫Listen, my mom, she is not one 717 00:27:45,931 --> 00:27:48,543 ‫live." ‫listen, my mom, she is not one ‫of the gals who is afraid to 718 00:27:48,567 --> 00:27:51,038 ‫listen, my mom, she is ‫not one of the gals who 719 00:27:51,062 --> 00:27:53,482 ‫is afraid to tell a ‫real, she likes to kick, 720 00:27:53,506 --> 00:27:55,484 ‫of the gals who is afraid to ‫tell a real, she likes to kick, ‫shred, and kick. 721 00:27:55,508 --> 00:28:02,491 ‫Tell a real, she likes to kick, ‫shred, and kick. ‫[ Cheering ] 722 00:28:02,515 --> 00:28:04,426 ‫Shred, and kick. ‫[ Cheering ] ‫So please enjoy this video 723 00:28:04,450 --> 00:28:07,195 ‫[ cheering ] ‫So please enjoy this video ‫celebrating 50 years of physical 724 00:28:07,219 --> 00:28:09,454 ‫so please enjoy ‫this video celebrating 50 725 00:28:09,478 --> 00:28:11,967 ‫years of physical comedy ‫on "snl" while we kick, 726 00:28:11,991 --> 00:28:13,969 ‫celebrating 50 years of physical ‫comedy on "snl" while we kick, ‫stretch, and kick! 727 00:28:13,993 --> 00:28:20,776 ‫Comedy on "snl" while we kick, ‫stretch, and kick! ‫[ Cheers and applause ] 728 00:28:20,800 --> 00:28:25,302 ‫Stretch, and kick! ‫[ Cheers and applause ] ‫Jury a gem, absolute gem. 729 00:28:28,807 --> 00:28:31,553 ‫Look, lorne, I'm not going to ‫do the fall. ‫I'm sorry. 730 00:28:31,577 --> 00:28:33,622 ‫Do the fall. ‫I'm sorry. ‫The whole noyfnt sketch is to 731 00:28:33,646 --> 00:28:35,023 ‫I'm sorry. ‫The whole noyfnt sketch is to ‫show your fall. 732 00:28:35,047 --> 00:28:36,091 ‫The whole noyfnt sketch is to ‫show your fall. ‫People expect to see you fall. 733 00:28:36,115 --> 00:28:41,263 ‫Show your fall. ‫People expect to see you fall. ‫It's a tradition. 734 00:28:41,287 --> 00:28:47,202 ‫People expect to see you fall. ‫It's a tradition. ‫No problem. 735 00:28:47,226 --> 00:28:47,903 ‫It's a tradition. ‫No problem. ‫No, absolutely not. 736 00:28:47,927 --> 00:28:49,004 ‫No problem. ‫No, absolutely not. ‫I'm not doing it. 737 00:28:49,028 --> 00:28:49,738 ‫No, absolutely not. ‫I'm not doing it. ‫And I'm going to tell you why. 738 00:28:49,762 --> 00:28:52,140 ‫I'm not doing it. ‫And I'm going to tell you why. ‫Why? 739 00:28:52,164 --> 00:29:00,164 ‫And I'm going to tell you why. ‫Why? ‫♪♪ 740 00:29:17,388 --> 00:29:25,129 ‫♪♪ >> ah! 741 00:29:35,940 --> 00:29:43,940 ‫Mary Katharine. ‫I do gymnastics. ‫Mary, Mary... 742 00:29:55,160 --> 00:30:03,160 ‫♪ What is love, baby don't hurt ‫me, no more ♪ ‫♪ baby don't hurt me, no more ♪ 743 00:30:08,407 --> 00:30:15,257 ‫me, no more ♪ ‫♪ baby don't hurt me, no more ♪ ‫♪ what is love ♪ 744 00:30:15,281 --> 00:30:18,560 ‫♪ baby don't hurt me, no more ♪ ‫♪ what is love ♪ ‫♪ what is love ♪ 745 00:30:18,584 --> 00:30:19,794 ‫♪ what is love ♪ ‫♪ what is love ♪ ‫you're making me very 746 00:30:19,818 --> 00:30:20,228 ‫♪ what is love ♪ ‫you're making me very ‫uncomfortable. 747 00:30:20,252 --> 00:30:20,729 ‫You're making me very ‫uncomfortable. ‫No I'm not. 748 00:30:20,753 --> 00:30:28,753 ‫Uncomfortable. ‫No I'm not. ‫You kind of are. 749 00:30:30,563 --> 00:30:32,574 ‫No I'm not. ‫You kind of are. ‫Might need a whole bottle. 750 00:30:32,598 --> 00:30:33,308 ‫You kind of are. ‫Might need a whole bottle. ‫I could eat a whole bottle 751 00:30:33,332 --> 00:30:39,281 ‫might need a whole bottle. ‫I could eat a whole bottle ‫too. 752 00:30:39,305 --> 00:30:46,488 ‫I could eat a whole bottle ‫too. ‫♪ don't even try to... 753 00:30:46,512 --> 00:30:53,094 ‫Too. ‫♪ don't even try to... ‫Jesus Christ! 754 00:30:53,118 --> 00:30:53,528 ‫♪ Don't even try to... ‫Jesus Christ! ‫You ready? 755 00:30:53,552 --> 00:31:00,135 ‫Jesus Christ! ‫You ready? ‫What? 756 00:31:00,159 --> 00:31:07,242 ‫You ready? ‫What? ‫Thing about the habit. 757 00:31:07,266 --> 00:31:09,377 ‫What? ‫Thing about the habit. ‫Now I've done it. 758 00:31:09,401 --> 00:31:12,347 ‫Thing about the habit. ‫Now I've done it. ‫I put the chickens on to my 759 00:31:12,371 --> 00:31:12,681 ‫now I've done it. ‫I put the chickens on to my ‫finger. 760 00:31:12,705 --> 00:31:15,750 ‫I put the chickens on to my ‫finger. ‫I'm glad in a way this happened. 761 00:31:15,774 --> 00:31:19,287 ‫Finger. ‫I'm glad in a way this happened. ‫I sing my... 762 00:31:19,311 --> 00:31:19,988 ‫I'm glad in a way this happened. ‫I sing my... ‫you're going to spook the 763 00:31:20,012 --> 00:31:20,589 ‫I sing my... ‫you're going to spook the ‫horse. 764 00:31:20,613 --> 00:31:24,059 ‫You're going to spook the ‫horse. ‫Do be careful. 765 00:31:24,083 --> 00:31:25,160 ‫Horse. ‫Do be careful. ‫No one is who they appear to 766 00:31:25,184 --> 00:31:33,184 ‫do be careful. ‫No one is who they appear to ‫be. 767 00:31:35,928 --> 00:31:37,672 ‫No one is who they appear to ‫be. ‫I can't feel my mouth. 768 00:31:37,696 --> 00:31:39,441 ‫Be. ‫I can't feel my mouth. ‫You know what? 769 00:31:39,465 --> 00:31:40,775 ‫I can't feel my mouth. ‫You know what? ‫Apparently a lot. 770 00:31:40,799 --> 00:31:41,509 ‫You know what? ‫Apparently a lot. ‫I'll stop bleeding if you open 771 00:31:41,533 --> 00:31:45,413 ‫apparently a lot. ‫I'll stop bleeding if you open ‫your mouth. 772 00:31:45,437 --> 00:31:47,082 ‫I'll stop bleeding if you open ‫your mouth. ‫I'm going to go to sleep now. 773 00:31:47,106 --> 00:31:48,149 ‫Your mouth. ‫I'm going to go to sleep now. ‫Bon appetit. 774 00:31:48,173 --> 00:31:52,009 ‫I'm going to go to sleep now. ‫Bon appetit. ‫[ Applause ] 775 00:31:53,578 --> 00:32:01,578 ‫♪♪ 776 00:32:03,421 --> 00:32:11,421 ‫♪♪ 777 00:32:13,898 --> 00:32:18,835 ‫♪♪ 778 00:32:22,373 --> 00:32:28,512 ‫♪♪ 779 00:32:32,550 --> 00:32:39,923 ‫[ applause ] ‫♪ 780 00:32:47,765 --> 00:32:53,281 ‫You know, it's funny. ‫Do you... do you need a ‫kleenex? 781 00:32:53,305 --> 00:32:53,815 ‫Do you... do you need a ‫kleenex? ‫No, I've got it. 782 00:32:53,839 --> 00:32:58,386 ‫Kleenex? ‫No, I've got it. ‫[ Laughter ] 783 00:32:58,410 --> 00:33:00,522 ‫No, I've got it. ‫[ Laughter ] ‫When our daughter Kelsey told 784 00:33:00,546 --> 00:33:03,792 ‫[ laughter ] ‫When our daughter Kelsey told ‫US that she and Matt wanted to 785 00:33:03,816 --> 00:33:04,708 ‫when our daughter ‫Kelsey told US that she 786 00:33:04,732 --> 00:33:05,727 ‫and Matt wanted to do a ‫vowel renewal, we were a 787 00:33:05,751 --> 00:33:06,299 ‫US that she and Matt ‫wanted to do a vowel 788 00:33:06,323 --> 00:33:06,995 ‫renewal, we were a little ‫surprised since they've 789 00:33:07,019 --> 00:33:07,761 ‫do a vowel renewal, ‫we were a little surprised 790 00:33:07,785 --> 00:33:08,496 ‫since they've only ‫been married less than a 791 00:33:08,520 --> 00:33:09,459 ‫little surprised since ‫they've only been married 792 00:33:09,483 --> 00:33:10,365 ‫less than a year, but ‫hey, what's another 70 793 00:33:10,389 --> 00:33:14,002 ‫only been married less than a ‫year, but hey, what's another 70 ‫grand at best western. 794 00:33:14,026 --> 00:33:17,639 ‫Year, but hey, what's another 70 ‫grand at best western. ‫And I just want to say, 795 00:33:17,663 --> 00:33:20,809 ‫grand at best western. ‫And I just want to say, ‫congratulations, you guys! 796 00:33:20,833 --> 00:33:21,343 ‫And I just want to say, ‫congratulations, you guys! ‫Drinks for everyone! 797 00:33:21,367 --> 00:33:23,278 ‫Congratulations, you guys! ‫Drinks for everyone! ‫Open bar. 798 00:33:23,302 --> 00:33:24,346 ‫Drinks for everyone! ‫Open bar. ‫I apologize. 799 00:33:24,370 --> 00:33:26,214 ‫Open bar. ‫I apologize. ‫My wife is doing wet February. 800 00:33:26,238 --> 00:33:33,421 ‫I apologize. ‫My wife is doing wet February. ‫Oh hell yes I am. 801 00:33:33,445 --> 00:33:38,293 ‫My wife is doing wet February. ‫Oh hell yes I am. ‫Any way, Kelsey and Matt... 802 00:33:38,317 --> 00:33:41,496 ‫oh hell yes I am. ‫Any way, Kelsey and Matt... ‫I want to say, let me take 803 00:33:41,520 --> 00:33:41,863 ‫any way, Kelsey and Matt... ‫I want to say, let me take ‫the ring. 804 00:33:41,887 --> 00:33:45,600 ‫I want to say, let me take ‫the ring. ‫Sure. 805 00:33:45,624 --> 00:33:47,669 ‫The ring. ‫Sure. ‫May you have a marriage as 806 00:33:47,693 --> 00:33:49,437 ‫sure. ‫May you have a marriage as ‫loving and passionate as daddy 807 00:33:49,461 --> 00:33:50,105 ‫may you have a marriage as ‫loving and passionate as daddy ‫and me. 808 00:33:50,129 --> 00:33:51,373 ‫Loving and passionate as daddy ‫and me. ‫Oh, baby. 809 00:33:51,397 --> 00:33:52,674 ‫And me. ‫Oh, baby. ‫How about you. 810 00:33:52,698 --> 00:33:56,411 ‫Oh, baby. ‫How about you. ‫[ Cheering ] 811 00:33:56,435 --> 00:34:00,448 ‫How about you. ‫[ Cheering ] ‫Mm, mm. 812 00:34:00,472 --> 00:34:01,516 ‫[ Cheering ] ‫Mm, mm. ‫Oh, wow! 813 00:34:01,540 --> 00:34:01,950 ‫Mm, mm. ‫Oh, wow! ‫What happened? 814 00:34:01,974 --> 00:34:02,384 ‫Oh, wow! ‫What happened? ‫What happened? 815 00:34:02,408 --> 00:34:08,923 ‫What happened? ‫What happened? ‫Okay. 816 00:34:08,947 --> 00:34:11,126 ‫What happened? ‫Okay. ‫For those of you who don't know 817 00:34:11,150 --> 00:34:13,194 ‫okay. ‫For those of you who don't know ‫me, I'm Sophie, the bride's 818 00:34:13,218 --> 00:34:13,995 ‫for those of you who don't know ‫me, I'm Sophie, the bride's ‫childhood bestie. 819 00:34:14,019 --> 00:34:15,230 ‫Me, I'm Sophie, the bride's ‫childhood bestie. ‫I couldn't make it to the 820 00:34:15,254 --> 00:34:16,264 ‫childhood bestie. ‫I couldn't make it to the ‫wedding because I was 821 00:34:16,288 --> 00:34:16,998 ‫I couldn't make it to the ‫wedding because I was ‫unfortunately in prison. 822 00:34:17,022 --> 00:34:19,234 ‫Wedding because I was ‫unfortunately in prison. ‫You got so skinny in jail, 823 00:34:19,258 --> 00:34:19,534 ‫unfortunately in prison. ‫You got so skinny in jail, ‫girl. 824 00:34:19,558 --> 00:34:20,335 ‫You got so skinny in jail, ‫girl. ‫I know, right? 825 00:34:20,359 --> 00:34:23,271 ‫Girl. ‫I know, right? ‫I couldn't eat the food. 826 00:34:23,295 --> 00:34:26,207 ‫I know, right? ‫I couldn't eat the food. ‫Any way, I'd love to invite 827 00:34:26,231 --> 00:34:29,644 ‫I couldn't eat the food. ‫Any way, I'd love to invite ‫Kelsey's best friends aka, the 828 00:34:29,668 --> 00:34:30,145 ‫any way, I'd love to invite ‫Kelsey's best friends aka, the ‫kel squad. 829 00:34:30,169 --> 00:34:32,180 ‫Kelsey's best friends aka, the ‫kel squad. ‫So instead of a speech, we're 830 00:34:32,204 --> 00:34:33,281 ‫kel squad. ‫So instead of a speech, we're ‫going to do something different 831 00:34:33,305 --> 00:34:34,297 ‫so instead of a ‫speech, we're going to do 832 00:34:34,321 --> 00:34:35,383 ‫something different ‫for y'all, because we're a 833 00:34:35,407 --> 00:34:35,745 ‫going to do something ‫different for y'all, 834 00:34:35,769 --> 00:34:36,151 ‫because we're a little ‫bit basic, a little bit 835 00:34:36,175 --> 00:34:38,686 ‫for y'all, because we're a ‫little bit basic, a little bit ‫toxic. 836 00:34:38,710 --> 00:34:42,257 ‫Little bit basic, a little bit ‫toxic. ‫So as some of you know, we 837 00:34:42,281 --> 00:34:47,529 ‫toxic. ‫So as some of you know, we ‫took Kelsey to city to celebrate 838 00:34:47,553 --> 00:34:47,896 ‫so as some of you know, we ‫took Kelsey to city to celebrate ‫renewal. 839 00:34:47,920 --> 00:34:49,364 ‫Took Kelsey to city to celebrate ‫renewal. ‫Matt said it had to be a day 840 00:34:49,388 --> 00:34:51,866 ‫renewal. ‫Matt said it had to be a day ‫trip because he doesn't trust 841 00:34:51,890 --> 00:34:52,467 ‫Matt said it had to be a day ‫trip because he doesn't trust ‫overnights anymore. 842 00:34:52,491 --> 00:34:54,068 ‫Trip because he doesn't trust ‫overnights anymore. ‫Guilty as charged. 843 00:34:54,092 --> 00:34:55,103 ‫Overnights anymore. ‫Guilty as charged. ‫Seriously, I love strong women. 844 00:34:55,127 --> 00:34:57,105 ‫Guilty as charged. ‫Seriously, I love strong women. ‫While in New York, we got 845 00:34:57,129 --> 00:34:58,640 ‫seriously, I love strong women. ‫While in New York, we got ‫blackout drunk and went to 846 00:34:58,664 --> 00:34:59,007 ‫while in New York, we got ‫blackout drunk and went to ‫"wicked." 847 00:34:59,031 --> 00:34:59,741 ‫Blackout drunk and went to ‫"wicked." ‫So Matt and Kelsey, this is for 848 00:34:59,765 --> 00:35:01,525 ‫"wicked." ‫so Matt and Kelsey, this is for ‫you. 849 00:35:02,433 --> 00:35:10,433 ‫♪♪ ‫♪ something has changed within ‫her, she's ready to commit ♪ 850 00:35:12,110 --> 00:35:13,460 ‫♪ something has changed ‫within her, she's ready 851 00:35:13,484 --> 00:35:14,722 ‫to commit ♪ ♪ sees a ‫thing in Matthew that 852 00:35:14,746 --> 00:35:21,095 ‫her, she's ready to commit ♪ ‫♪ sees a thing in Matthew that ‫honestly we do not get ♪ 853 00:35:21,119 --> 00:35:22,997 ‫♪ sees a thing in Matthew that ‫honestly we do not get ♪ ‫♪ and worked on herself, and 854 00:35:23,021 --> 00:35:30,371 ‫honestly we do not get ♪ ‫♪ and worked on herself, and ‫Matt has gone to the gym ♪ 855 00:35:30,395 --> 00:35:31,673 ‫♪ and worked on herself, and ‫Matt has gone to the gym ♪ ‫Kelsey has made a commitment, so 856 00:35:31,697 --> 00:35:32,607 ‫Matt has gone to the gym ♪ ‫Kelsey has made a commitment, so ‫guess what? 857 00:35:32,631 --> 00:35:35,844 ‫Kelsey has made a commitment, so ‫guess what? ‫This just in ♪ 858 00:35:35,868 --> 00:35:38,580 ‫guess what? ‫This just in ♪ ‫♪ she's going to try monogamy, 859 00:35:38,604 --> 00:35:41,816 ‫this just in ♪ ‫♪ she's going to try monogamy, ‫she's finally learned what is 860 00:35:41,840 --> 00:35:43,084 ‫♪ she's going to try monogamy, ‫she's finally learned what is ‫monogamy ♪ 861 00:35:43,108 --> 00:35:47,522 ‫she's finally learned what is ‫monogamy ♪ ‫♪ and we will hold her dawn ♪ 862 00:35:47,546 --> 00:35:49,757 ‫monogamy ♪ ‫♪ and we will hold her dawn ♪ ‫♪♪ 863 00:35:49,781 --> 00:35:52,861 ‫♪ and we will hold her dawn ♪ ‫♪♪ ‫[ Applause ] 864 00:35:52,885 --> 00:35:55,029 ‫♪♪ ‫[ Applause ] ‫hey, well, that was great. 865 00:35:55,053 --> 00:35:57,499 ‫[ Applause ] ‫Hey, well, that was great. ‫And now the song is over, and we 866 00:35:57,523 --> 00:35:58,115 ‫hey, well, that was ‫great. And now the song 867 00:35:58,139 --> 00:35:58,733 ‫is over, and we will ‫not learn anything else. 868 00:35:58,757 --> 00:35:59,100 ‫And now the song is over, and we ‫will not learn anything else. ‫Really? 869 00:35:59,124 --> 00:36:02,103 ‫Will not learn anything else. ‫Really? ‫Because a lot more happened. 870 00:36:02,127 --> 00:36:06,774 ‫Really? ‫Because a lot more happened. ‫Oh my god, doing Taylor. 871 00:36:06,798 --> 00:36:10,645 ‫Because a lot more happened. ‫Oh my god, doing Taylor. ‫♪ after the show, in times 872 00:36:10,669 --> 00:36:14,048 ‫oh my god, doing Taylor. ‫♪ after the show, in times ‫square, there is a whack Kian 873 00:36:14,072 --> 00:36:16,584 ‫♪ after the show, in times ‫square, there is a whack Kian ‫know Reeves, but Kelsey doesn't 874 00:36:16,608 --> 00:36:17,409 ‫square, there is a whack ‫Kian know Reeves, but 875 00:36:17,433 --> 00:36:18,253 ‫Kelsey doesn't clear, ‫it's clear that Kelsey's 876 00:36:18,277 --> 00:36:21,222 ‫know Reeves, but Kelsey doesn't ‫clear, it's clear that Kelsey's ‫mind is elsewhere ♪ 877 00:36:21,246 --> 00:36:22,223 ‫clear, it's clear that Kelsey's ‫mind is elsewhere ♪ ‫♪ 878 00:36:22,247 --> 00:36:22,957 ‫mind is elsewhere ♪ ‫♪ ‫what were you thinking about? 879 00:36:22,981 --> 00:36:25,126 ‫♪ ‫what were you thinking about? ‫My friends are singing. 880 00:36:25,150 --> 00:36:27,239 ‫What were you thinking ‫about? >> My friends 881 00:36:27,263 --> 00:36:29,264 ‫are singing. ♪ next ‫up we take a pedicab in 882 00:36:29,288 --> 00:36:30,765 ‫my friends are singing. ‫♪ next up we take a pedicab in ‫central park ♪ 883 00:36:30,789 --> 00:36:32,634 ‫♪ next up we take a pedicab in ‫central park ♪ ‫♪ Kelsey says there is a giant 884 00:36:32,658 --> 00:36:35,970 ‫central park ♪ ‫♪ Kelsey says there is a giant ‫hole in my heart ♪ 885 00:36:35,994 --> 00:36:39,474 ‫♪ Kelsey says there is a giant ‫hole in my heart ♪ ‫♪ she turns and then whispers I 886 00:36:39,498 --> 00:36:41,476 ‫hole in my heart ♪ ‫♪ she turns and then whispers I ‫could be with him ♪ 887 00:36:41,500 --> 00:36:43,177 ‫♪ she turns and then whispers I ‫could be with him ♪ ‫♪ we all know she is talking 888 00:36:43,201 --> 00:36:49,984 ‫could be with him ♪ ‫♪ we all know she is talking ‫about domingo, he the middle of 889 00:36:50,008 --> 00:36:50,622 ‫♪ we all know she is ‫talking about domingo, 890 00:36:50,646 --> 00:36:51,319 ‫he the middle of New ‫York and she turns to the 891 00:36:51,343 --> 00:36:52,587 ‫about domingo, he the middle of ‫New York and she turns to the ‫sky ♪ 892 00:36:52,611 --> 00:36:57,559 ‫New York and she turns to the ‫sky ♪ ‫♪ she is looking for the Latin 893 00:36:57,583 --> 00:36:58,860 ‫sky ♪ ‫♪ she is looking for the Latin ‫guy ♪ 894 00:36:58,884 --> 00:37:00,862 ‫♪ she is looking for the Latin ‫guy ♪ ‫♪ domingo ♪ 895 00:37:00,886 --> 00:37:05,400 ‫guy ♪ ‫♪ domingo ♪ ‫♪ try to live without domingo, 896 00:37:05,424 --> 00:37:06,701 ‫♪ domingo ♪ ‫♪ try to live without domingo, ‫baby ♪ 897 00:37:06,725 --> 00:37:12,907 ‫♪ try to live without domingo, ‫baby ♪ ‫♪ come on, open relationships ♪ 898 00:37:12,931 --> 00:37:15,543 ‫baby ♪ ‫♪ come on, open relationships ♪ ‫hi, domingo. 899 00:37:15,567 --> 00:37:17,845 ‫♪ Come on, open relationships ♪ ‫hi, domingo. ‫How are the kitchen 900 00:37:17,869 --> 00:37:18,346 ‫hi, domingo. ‫How are the kitchen ‫renovation going? 901 00:37:18,370 --> 00:37:20,214 ‫How are the kitchen ‫renovation going? ‫Wait, you guys know domingo? 902 00:37:20,238 --> 00:37:21,382 ‫Renovation going? ‫Wait, you guys know domingo? ‫Yeah, yeah, yeah. 903 00:37:21,406 --> 00:37:24,052 ‫Wait, you guys know domingo? ‫Yeah, yeah, yeah. ‫He was my primary care 904 00:37:24,076 --> 00:37:25,320 ‫yeah, yeah, yeah. ‫He was my primary care ‫physician, and domingo, do you 905 00:37:25,344 --> 00:37:26,721 ‫he was my primary care ‫physician, and domingo, do you ‫know that you were right? 906 00:37:26,745 --> 00:37:31,292 ‫Physician, and domingo, do you ‫know that you were right? ‫I do have hashimoto's. 907 00:37:31,316 --> 00:37:32,760 ‫Know that you were right? ‫I do have hashimoto's. ‫I can't believe domingo is at 908 00:37:32,784 --> 00:37:34,629 ‫I do have hashimoto's. ‫I can't believe domingo is at ‫another major life event of 909 00:37:34,653 --> 00:37:34,929 ‫I can't believe domingo is at ‫another major life event of ‫mine. 910 00:37:34,953 --> 00:37:35,630 ‫Another major life event of ‫mine. ‫Don't worry, Matt, we got 911 00:37:35,654 --> 00:37:36,931 ‫mine. ‫Don't worry, Matt, we got ‫you. 912 00:37:36,955 --> 00:37:37,265 ‫Don't worry, Matt, we got ‫you. ‫Yeah. 913 00:37:37,289 --> 00:37:41,603 ‫You. ‫Yeah. ‫[ Cheering ] 914 00:37:41,627 --> 00:37:43,771 ‫Yeah. ‫[ Cheering ] ‫Reception is lit, as many of 915 00:37:43,795 --> 00:37:45,773 ‫[ cheering ] ‫Reception is lit, as many of ‫you know, we're Matt's 916 00:37:45,797 --> 00:37:47,609 ‫reception is lit, as many of ‫you know, we're Matt's ‫groomsmen, aka, the doormats. 917 00:37:47,633 --> 00:37:49,877 ‫You know, we're Matt's ‫groomsmen, aka, the doormats. ‫We took Matt a golf trip to the 918 00:37:49,901 --> 00:37:51,231 ‫groomsmen, aka, the ‫doormats. We took Matt a 919 00:37:51,255 --> 00:37:52,647 ‫golf trip to the real ‫city that never sleeps, 920 00:37:52,671 --> 00:37:53,004 ‫we took Matt a golf ‫trip to the real city that 921 00:37:53,028 --> 00:37:53,348 ‫never sleeps, scottsdale, ‫Arizona, which is 922 00:37:53,372 --> 00:37:56,384 ‫real city that never sleeps, ‫scottsdale, Arizona, which is ‫also our hometown. 923 00:37:56,408 --> 00:37:59,654 ‫Scottsdale, Arizona, which is ‫also our hometown. ‫And our name. 924 00:37:59,678 --> 00:38:03,658 ‫Also our hometown. ‫And our name. ‫These are the three Scots, and 925 00:38:03,682 --> 00:38:04,559 ‫and our name. ‫These are the three Scots, and ‫I'll Dale. 926 00:38:04,583 --> 00:38:07,562 ‫These are the three Scots, and ‫I'll Dale. ‫Scots... Dale! 927 00:38:07,586 --> 00:38:10,498 ‫I'll Dale. ‫Scots... Dale! ‫And to play 18 holes, we 928 00:38:10,522 --> 00:38:11,032 ‫Scots... Dale! ‫And to play 18 holes, we ‫needed a little... 929 00:38:11,056 --> 00:38:12,834 ‫and to play 18 holes, we ‫needed a little... ‫Espresso. 930 00:38:12,858 --> 00:38:17,472 ‫Needed a little... ‫Espresso. ‫♪♪ 931 00:38:17,496 --> 00:38:20,908 ‫Espresso. ‫♪♪ ‫♪ the cruising had a local 932 00:38:20,932 --> 00:38:21,943 ‫♪♪ ‫♪ the cruising had a local ‫staycation because we'd been hit 933 00:38:21,967 --> 00:38:24,245 ‫♪ the cruising had a local ‫staycation because we'd been hit ‫hard by inflation ♪ 934 00:38:24,269 --> 00:38:27,815 ‫staycation because we'd been hit ‫hard by inflation ♪ ‫♪ and we knew Matt needs a break 935 00:38:27,839 --> 00:38:30,852 ‫hard by inflation ♪ ‫♪ and we knew Matt needs a break ‫from Kelsey ♪ 936 00:38:30,876 --> 00:38:33,154 ‫♪ and we knew Matt needs a break ‫from Kelsey ♪ ‫♪ just kidding, kels, your 937 00:38:33,178 --> 00:38:35,223 ‫from Kelsey ♪ ‫♪ just kidding, kels, your ‫marriage is healthy ♪ 938 00:38:35,247 --> 00:38:38,359 ‫♪ just kidding, kels, your ‫marriage is healthy ♪ ‫wait, what even is this song? 939 00:38:38,383 --> 00:38:43,531 ‫Marriage is healthy ♪ ‫wait, what even is this song? ‫♪ now we're in a bar, caddie's 940 00:38:43,555 --> 00:38:45,924 ‫wait, what even is ‫this song? ♪ now we're in 941 00:38:45,948 --> 00:38:48,269 ‫a bar, caddie's named ‫renaldo, to the condo ♪ 942 00:38:48,293 --> 00:38:49,348 ‫♪ now we're in a bar, ‫caddie's named renaldo, 943 00:38:49,372 --> 00:38:50,405 ‫to the condo ♪ ♪ we ‫got a bed, Matthew does 944 00:38:50,429 --> 00:38:51,539 ‫named renaldo, to the condo ♪ ‫♪ we got a bed, Matthew does ‫not ♪ 945 00:38:51,563 --> 00:38:54,742 ‫♪ we got a bed, Matthew does ‫not ♪ ‫♪ he's going to walk with 946 00:38:54,766 --> 00:38:55,109 ‫not ♪ ‫♪ he's going to walk with ‫renaldo. 947 00:38:55,133 --> 00:38:57,478 ‫♪ He's going to walk with ‫renaldo. ‫Wait, Sophie, were you on the 948 00:38:57,502 --> 00:38:57,879 ‫renaldo. ‫Wait, Sophie, were you on the ‫guys trip? 949 00:38:57,903 --> 00:38:59,547 ‫Wait, Sophie, were you on the ‫guys trip? ‫You know, I'm pretty sick of 950 00:38:59,571 --> 00:39:00,181 ‫guys trip? ‫You know, I'm pretty sick of ‫girls after prison. 951 00:39:00,205 --> 00:39:02,016 ‫You know, I'm pretty sick of ‫girls after prison. ‫I'm sorry, I'm sorry, who is 952 00:39:02,040 --> 00:39:02,350 ‫girls after prison. ‫I'm sorry, I'm sorry, who is ‫renaldo. 953 00:39:02,374 --> 00:39:05,520 ‫I'm sorry, I'm sorry, who is ‫renaldo. ‫Don't worry, renaldo is in my 954 00:39:05,544 --> 00:39:05,820 ‫renaldo. ‫Don't worry, renaldo is in my ‫past. 955 00:39:05,844 --> 00:39:09,657 ‫Don't worry, renaldo is in my ‫past. ‫Matthew, I'm here. 956 00:39:09,681 --> 00:39:10,591 ‫Past. ‫Matthew, I'm here. ‫Hey, man. 957 00:39:10,615 --> 00:39:10,992 ‫Matthew, I'm here. ‫Hey, man. ‫Hey. 958 00:39:11,016 --> 00:39:15,229 ‫Hey, man. ‫Hey. ‫Hey, man, came all this way, 959 00:39:15,253 --> 00:39:17,699 ‫hey. ‫Hey, man, came all this way, ‫had to explain, renaldo, 960 00:39:17,723 --> 00:39:19,667 ‫hey, man, came all this way, ‫had to explain, renaldo, ‫Matthew's my guy, said he's not 961 00:39:19,691 --> 00:39:21,636 ‫had to explain, renaldo, ‫Matthew's my guy, said he's not ‫mine, but we did hook up, 962 00:39:21,660 --> 00:39:21,969 ‫Matthew's my guy, said he's not ‫mine, but we did hook up, ‫though. 963 00:39:21,993 --> 00:39:22,303 ‫Mine, but we did hook up, ‫though. ‫What? 964 00:39:22,327 --> 00:39:25,173 ‫Though. ‫What? ‫Matt! 965 00:39:25,197 --> 00:39:28,443 ‫What? ‫Matt! ‫Renaldo? 966 00:39:28,467 --> 00:39:30,611 ‫Matt! ‫Renaldo? ‫Okay, I'm sorry, you two know 967 00:39:30,635 --> 00:39:31,612 ‫renaldo? ‫Okay, I'm sorry, you two know ‫each other? 968 00:39:31,636 --> 00:39:32,413 ‫Okay, I'm sorry, you two know ‫each other? ‫Of course! 969 00:39:32,437 --> 00:39:33,948 ‫Each other? ‫Of course! ‫We are brothers. 970 00:39:33,972 --> 00:39:35,450 ‫Of course! ‫We are brothers. ‫I'm the older brother. 971 00:39:35,474 --> 00:39:37,218 ‫We are brothers. ‫I'm the older brother. ‫And I'm the younger brother. 972 00:39:37,242 --> 00:39:37,919 ‫I'm the older brother. ‫And I'm the younger brother. ‫And I'm the half-brother. 973 00:39:37,943 --> 00:39:45,943 ‫And I'm the younger brother. ‫And I'm the half-brother. ‫[ Cheering ] 974 00:39:45,984 --> 00:39:47,795 ‫And I'm the half-brother. ‫[ Cheering ] ‫Hi, Santiago. 975 00:39:47,819 --> 00:39:50,164 ‫[ Cheering ] ‫Hi, Santiago. ‫Mom, dad, wait, how do you 976 00:39:50,188 --> 00:39:50,531 ‫hi, Santiago. ‫Mom, dad, wait, how do you ‫know him? 977 00:39:50,555 --> 00:39:52,533 ‫Mom, dad, wait, how do you ‫know him? ‫Well, I did their kitchen 978 00:39:52,557 --> 00:39:54,569 ‫know him? ‫Well, I did their kitchen ‫renovation, and then I had sex 979 00:39:54,593 --> 00:39:58,206 ‫well, I did their kitchen ‫renovation, and then I had sex ‫with the wife. 980 00:39:58,230 --> 00:39:59,273 ‫Renovation, and then I had sex ‫with the wife. ‫Feel you, Santiago. 981 00:39:59,297 --> 00:40:07,248 ‫With the wife. ‫Feel you, Santiago. ‫♪♪ 982 00:40:07,272 --> 00:40:07,515 ‫feel you, Santiago. ‫♪♪ ‫>> 983 00:40:07,539 --> 00:40:09,817 ‫♪♪ ‫>> ‫♪ came all this way, word to the 984 00:40:09,841 --> 00:40:10,752 ‫>> ‫♪ came all this way, word to the ‫wise, if you got wives, hide 985 00:40:10,776 --> 00:40:16,824 ‫♪ came all this way, word to the ‫wise, if you got wives, hide ‫them from US ♪ 986 00:40:16,848 --> 00:40:17,425 ‫wise, if you got wives, hide ‫them from US ♪ ‫[ Cheers and applause ] 987 00:40:17,449 --> 00:40:22,563 ‫Them from US ♪ ‫[ Cheers and applause ] ‫Domingo! 988 00:40:22,587 --> 00:40:28,258 ‫[ Cheers and applause ] ‫Domingo! ‫♪♪ 989 00:40:34,598 --> 00:40:42,598 ‫And now deep thoughts by ‫Jack handy. ‫Looking back over 50 years, 990 00:40:43,441 --> 00:40:45,820 ‫Jack handy. ‫Looking back over 50 years, ‫we treasure the laughs, the 991 00:40:45,844 --> 00:40:46,586 ‫looking back over ‫50 years, we treasure the 992 00:40:46,610 --> 00:40:47,321 ‫laughs, the friendships, ‫the fond memories. 993 00:40:47,345 --> 00:40:47,964 ‫We treasure the laughs, ‫the friendships, the 994 00:40:47,988 --> 00:40:48,623 ‫fond memories. But the ‫real treasure was how 995 00:40:48,647 --> 00:40:53,566 ‫friendships, the fond memories. ‫But the real treasure was how ‫much money we were making. 996 00:40:59,173 --> 00:41:05,456 ‫Ladies and gentlemen, Tina ‫fey and Amy poehler! ‫[ Cheers and applause ] 997 00:41:05,480 --> 00:41:07,024 ‫Fey and Amy poehler! ‫[ Cheers and applause ] ‫Oh, wow. 998 00:41:07,048 --> 00:41:08,559 ‫[ Cheers and applause ] ‫Oh, wow. ‫What a night. 999 00:41:08,583 --> 00:41:10,795 ‫Oh, wow. ‫What a night. ‫Well, even after 50 years, there 1000 00:41:10,819 --> 00:41:12,063 ‫what a night. ‫Well, even after 50 years, there ‫are still things about "snl" 1001 00:41:12,087 --> 00:41:13,464 ‫well, even after 50 years, there ‫are still things about "snl" ‫that people don't know. 1002 00:41:13,488 --> 00:41:15,967 ‫Are still things about "snl" ‫that people don't know. ‫So we are here to answer any 1003 00:41:15,991 --> 00:41:17,602 ‫that people don't know. ‫So we are here to answer any ‫questions people still have 1004 00:41:17,626 --> 00:41:18,402 ‫so we are here to answer any ‫questions people still have ‫about the show. 1005 00:41:18,426 --> 00:41:19,470 ‫Questions people still have ‫about the show. ‫Don't be shy. 1006 00:41:19,494 --> 00:41:22,273 ‫About the show. ‫Don't be shy. ‫Just raise your hand. 1007 00:41:22,297 --> 00:41:23,441 ‫Don't be shy. ‫Just raise your hand. ‫Yes, quinta brunson. 1008 00:41:23,465 --> 00:41:23,774 ‫Just raise your hand. ‫Yes, quinta brunson. ‫Hi. 1009 00:41:23,798 --> 00:41:24,075 ‫Yes, quinta brunson. ‫Hi. ‫Hi! 1010 00:41:24,099 --> 00:41:27,912 ‫Hi. ‫Hi! ‫[ Applause ] 1011 00:41:27,936 --> 00:41:28,779 ‫Hi! ‫[ Applause ] ‫Hi. 1012 00:41:28,803 --> 00:41:29,514 ‫[ Applause ] ‫Hi. ‫Quinta brunson here. 1013 00:41:29,538 --> 00:41:31,716 ‫Hi. ‫Quinta brunson here. ‫First of all, I want to say, you 1014 00:41:31,740 --> 00:41:32,917 ‫quinta brunson here. ‫First of all, I want to say, you ‫ladies look great. 1015 00:41:32,941 --> 00:41:34,318 ‫First of all, I want to say, you ‫ladies look great. ‫What's your secret? 1016 00:41:34,342 --> 00:41:35,019 ‫Ladies look great. ‫What's your secret? ‫Wow, thank you for asking 1017 00:41:35,043 --> 00:41:38,956 ‫what's your secret? ‫Wow, thank you for asking ‫that question we wrote. 1018 00:41:38,980 --> 00:41:41,726 ‫Wow, thank you for asking ‫that question we wrote. ‫I'm wearing a 3D printed mask of 1019 00:41:41,750 --> 00:41:43,060 ‫that question we wrote. ‫I'm wearing a 3D printed mask of ‫my younger self. 1020 00:41:43,084 --> 00:41:45,229 ‫I'm wearing a 3D printed mask of ‫my younger self. ‫And my face is all natural, 1021 00:41:45,253 --> 00:41:46,697 ‫my younger self. ‫And my face is all natural, ‫but full disclosure, this is the 1022 00:41:46,721 --> 00:41:48,933 ‫and my face is all natural, ‫but full disclosure, this is the ‫back of my head. 1023 00:41:48,957 --> 00:41:49,600 ‫But full disclosure, this is the ‫back of my head. ‫I slip mid hair and started 1024 00:41:49,624 --> 00:41:51,202 ‫back of my head. ‫I slip mid hair and started ‫over. 1025 00:41:51,226 --> 00:41:53,304 ‫I slip mid hair and started ‫over. ‫Well, it's working for you, 1026 00:41:53,328 --> 00:41:53,871 ‫over. ‫Well, it's working for you, ‫baby girl. 1027 00:41:53,895 --> 00:41:56,674 ‫Well, it's working for you, ‫baby girl. ‫Any way, I am a "snl" superfan. 1028 00:41:56,698 --> 00:41:58,309 ‫Baby girl. ‫Any way, I am a "snl" superfan. ‫My question is kind of a deep 1029 00:41:58,333 --> 00:41:58,776 ‫any way, I am a "snl" superfan. ‫My question is kind of a deep ‫cut. 1030 00:41:58,800 --> 00:42:03,114 ‫My question is kind of a deep ‫cut. ‫In the march 18th, 1993 good 1031 00:42:03,138 --> 00:42:05,983 ‫cut. ‫In the march 18th, 1993 good ‫nights, Tim meadows whispered 1032 00:42:06,007 --> 00:42:06,809 ‫in the march 18th, 1993 ‫good nights, Tim meadows 1033 00:42:06,833 --> 00:42:07,552 ‫whispered something ‫to musical guest sade? 1034 00:42:07,576 --> 00:42:08,786 ‫Nights, Tim meadows whispered ‫something to musical guest sade? ‫What was he saying? 1035 00:42:08,810 --> 00:42:10,788 ‫Something to musical guest sade? ‫What was he saying? ‫Oh, wow, let's find out. 1036 00:42:10,812 --> 00:42:13,357 ‫What was he saying? ‫Oh, wow, let's find out. ‫Tim, do you remember what you 1037 00:42:13,381 --> 00:42:13,758 ‫oh, wow, let's find out. ‫Tim, do you remember what you ‫were saying? 1038 00:42:13,782 --> 00:42:14,258 ‫Tim, do you remember what you ‫were saying? ‫Oh, yeah, wow. 1039 00:42:14,282 --> 00:42:16,561 ‫Were saying? ‫Oh, yeah, wow. ‫[ Applause ] 1040 00:42:16,585 --> 00:42:21,032 ‫Oh, yeah, wow. ‫[ Applause ] ‫Thank you. 1041 00:42:21,056 --> 00:42:23,134 ‫[ Applause ] ‫Thank you. ‫Yes, it was march '93. 1042 00:42:23,158 --> 00:42:25,336 ‫Thank you. ‫Yes, it was march '93. ‫I'm pretty sure I was saying 1043 00:42:25,360 --> 00:42:27,505 ‫yes, it was march '93. ‫I'm pretty sure I was saying ‫hey, sade, you want to drink 1044 00:42:27,529 --> 00:42:28,621 ‫I'm pretty sure I was ‫saying hey, sade, you 1045 00:42:28,645 --> 00:42:29,840 ‫want to drink some zima ‫with me in my dressing 1046 00:42:29,864 --> 00:42:30,141 ‫hey, sade, you want to drink ‫some zima with me in my dressing ‫room? 1047 00:42:30,165 --> 00:42:33,578 ‫Some zima with me in my dressing ‫room? ‫We can play mortal kombat 1 and 1048 00:42:33,602 --> 00:42:34,946 ‫room? ‫We can play mortal kombat 1 and ‫watch the new menendez trial. 1049 00:42:34,970 --> 00:42:35,713 ‫We can play mortal kombat 1 and ‫watch the new menendez trial. ‫That's exactly what I 1050 00:42:35,737 --> 00:42:36,047 ‫watch the new menendez trial. ‫That's exactly what I ‫thought. 1051 00:42:36,071 --> 00:42:36,547 ‫That's exactly what I ‫thought. ‫Thank you so much. 1052 00:42:36,571 --> 00:42:36,914 ‫Thought. ‫Thank you so much. ‫Thank you. 1053 00:42:36,938 --> 00:42:39,183 ‫Thank you so much. ‫Thank you. ‫Thank you. 1054 00:42:39,207 --> 00:42:39,650 ‫Thank you. ‫Thank you. ‫[ Applause ] 1055 00:42:39,674 --> 00:42:39,884 ‫Thank you. ‫[ Applause ] ‫. 1056 00:42:39,908 --> 00:42:43,020 ‫[ Applause ] ‫. ‫Also, at work by the way, 1057 00:42:43,044 --> 00:42:44,155 ‫. ‫also, at work by the way, ‫sade are still together. 1058 00:42:44,179 --> 00:42:45,389 ‫Also, at work by the way, ‫sade are still together. ‫That's awesome. 1059 00:42:45,413 --> 00:42:46,324 ‫Sade are still together. ‫That's awesome. ‫That's awesome. 1060 00:42:46,348 --> 00:42:47,792 ‫That's awesome. ‫That's awesome. ‫Who else has a question? 1061 00:42:47,816 --> 00:42:49,026 ‫That's awesome. ‫Who else has a question? ‫I have a question. 1062 00:42:49,050 --> 00:42:51,295 ‫Who else has a question? ‫I have a question. ‫Oh, hi, Ryan Reynolds, hi. 1063 00:42:51,319 --> 00:42:55,232 ‫I have a question. ‫Oh, hi, Ryan Reynolds, hi. ‫[ Applause ] 1064 00:42:55,256 --> 00:42:55,933 ‫Oh, hi, Ryan Reynolds, hi. ‫[ Applause ] ‫How's it going? 1065 00:42:55,957 --> 00:42:56,300 ‫[ Applause ] ‫How's it going? ‫Great. 1066 00:42:56,324 --> 00:42:58,235 ‫How's it going? ‫Great. ‫Why, what have you heard? 1067 00:42:58,259 --> 00:43:06,259 ‫Great. ‫Why, what have you heard? ‫[ Laughter ] 1068 00:43:06,868 --> 00:43:08,212 ‫Why, what have you heard? ‫[ Laughter ] ‫My question is you flow the 1069 00:43:08,236 --> 00:43:09,213 ‫[ laughter ] ‫My question is you flow the ‫materials that they made the 1070 00:43:09,237 --> 00:43:09,847 ‫my question is you flow the ‫materials that they made the ‫coneheads with, are those 1071 00:43:09,871 --> 00:43:11,449 ‫materials that they made the ‫coneheads with, are those ‫edible? 1072 00:43:11,473 --> 00:43:13,050 ‫Coneheads with, are those ‫edible? ‫Edible? 1073 00:43:13,074 --> 00:43:13,584 ‫Edible? ‫Edible? ‫No, no. 1074 00:43:13,608 --> 00:43:16,220 ‫Edible? ‫No, no. ‫And based on them being made in 1075 00:43:16,244 --> 00:43:18,189 ‫no, no. ‫And based on them being made in ‫1975, I'd assume they're highly 1076 00:43:18,213 --> 00:43:18,522 ‫and based on them being made in ‫1975, I'd assume they're highly ‫toxic. 1077 00:43:18,546 --> 00:43:19,924 ‫1975, I'd assume they're highly ‫toxic. ‫Oh, okay. 1078 00:43:19,948 --> 00:43:21,492 ‫Toxic. ‫Oh, okay. ‫So somebody hypothetically took 1079 00:43:21,516 --> 00:43:23,461 ‫oh, okay. ‫So somebody hypothetically took ‫a couple nibbles backstage and 1080 00:43:23,485 --> 00:43:24,458 ‫so somebody hypothetically ‫took a couple nibbles 1081 00:43:24,482 --> 00:43:25,396 ‫backstage and got ‫excited, should they go to 1082 00:43:25,420 --> 00:43:26,192 ‫a couple nibbles ‫backstage and got excited, 1083 00:43:26,216 --> 00:43:27,098 ‫should they go to the ‫hospital or should they... 1084 00:43:27,122 --> 00:43:28,099 ‫Got excited, should they go to ‫the hospital or should they... ‫yes, they should go to 1085 00:43:28,123 --> 00:43:28,633 ‫the hospital or should they... ‫yes, they should go to ‫hospital right away. 1086 00:43:28,657 --> 00:43:28,966 ‫Yes, they should go to ‫hospital right away. ‫Good. 1087 00:43:28,990 --> 00:43:32,203 ‫Hospital right away. ‫Good. ‫Good luck. 1088 00:43:32,227 --> 00:43:32,503 ‫Good. ‫Good luck. ‫Okay. 1089 00:43:32,527 --> 00:43:33,037 ‫Good luck. ‫Okay. ‫Next question... 1090 00:43:33,061 --> 00:43:34,071 ‫Okay. ‫Next question... ‫I have a question. 1091 00:43:34,095 --> 00:43:34,405 ‫Next question... ‫I have a question. ‫Yes? 1092 00:43:34,429 --> 00:43:37,975 ‫I have a question. ‫Yes? ‫[ Applause ] 1093 00:43:37,999 --> 00:43:39,810 ‫Yes? ‫[ Applause ] ‫When I hosted the show, there 1094 00:43:39,834 --> 00:43:41,612 ‫[ applause ] ‫When I hosted the show, there ‫was a woman who pulled me behind 1095 00:43:41,636 --> 00:43:42,411 ‫when I hosted the ‫show, there was a woman who 1096 00:43:42,435 --> 00:43:43,180 ‫pulled me behind a ‫little curtain and took my 1097 00:43:43,204 --> 00:43:43,547 ‫was a woman who pulled me behind ‫a little curtain and took my ‫pants off. 1098 00:43:43,571 --> 00:43:46,784 ‫A little curtain and took my ‫pants off. ‫Does she work here? 1099 00:43:46,808 --> 00:43:48,886 ‫Pants off. ‫Does she work here? ‫Is she a blond woman with a 1100 00:43:48,910 --> 00:43:49,253 ‫does she work here? ‫Is she a blond woman with a ‫stopwatch? 1101 00:43:49,277 --> 00:43:49,720 ‫Is she a blond woman with a ‫stopwatch? ‫Yeah. 1102 00:43:49,744 --> 00:43:51,822 ‫Stopwatch? ‫Yeah. ‫She put her arm around my waist 1103 00:43:51,846 --> 00:43:53,591 ‫yeah. ‫She put her arm around my waist ‫and kind of shook me until my 1104 00:43:53,615 --> 00:43:54,625 ‫she put her arm around my waist ‫and kind of shook me until my ‫shoes fell off. 1105 00:43:54,649 --> 00:43:57,495 ‫And kind of shook me until my ‫shoes fell off. ‫Did I dream that or is that... 1106 00:43:57,519 --> 00:43:59,130 ‫Shoes fell off. ‫Did I dream that or is that... ‫no, that's Donna. 1107 00:43:59,154 --> 00:43:59,697 ‫Did I dream that or is that... ‫no, that's Donna. ‫Come out here, Donna. 1108 00:43:59,721 --> 00:44:01,298 ‫No, that's Donna. ‫Come out here, Donna. ‫[ Applause ] 1109 00:44:01,322 --> 00:44:06,704 ‫Come out here, Donna. ‫[ Applause ] ‫Donna, hi! 1110 00:44:06,728 --> 00:44:12,410 ‫[ Applause ] ‫Donna, hi! ‫[ Cheering ] 1111 00:44:12,434 --> 00:44:16,947 ‫Donna, hi! ‫[ Cheering ] ‫Donna, Donna has been 1112 00:44:16,971 --> 00:44:21,285 ‫[ cheering ] ‫Donna, Donna has been ‫dressing every host since 1997. 1113 00:44:21,309 --> 00:44:22,853 ‫Donna, Donna has been ‫dressing every host since 1997. ‫She has seen every celebrity 1114 00:44:22,877 --> 00:44:24,622 ‫dressing every host since 1997. ‫She has seen every celebrity ‫here in their underpants. 1115 00:44:24,646 --> 00:44:26,991 ‫She has seen every celebrity ‫here in their underpants. ‫Donna, I know it's hard to 1116 00:44:27,015 --> 00:44:30,661 ‫here in their underpants. ‫Donna, I know it's hard to ‫pick, but who was your fav... 1117 00:44:30,685 --> 00:44:34,265 ‫Donna, I know it's hard to ‫pick, but who was your fav... ‫Jason momoa. 1118 00:44:34,289 --> 00:44:35,833 ‫Pick, but who was your fav... ‫Jason momoa. ‫Our next question was 1119 00:44:35,857 --> 00:44:39,537 ‫Jason momoa. ‫Our next question was ‫submitted by a viewer. 1120 00:44:39,561 --> 00:44:41,439 ‫Our next question was ‫submitted by a viewer. ‫Loved fan 89 wants to know why 1121 00:44:41,463 --> 00:44:44,208 ‫submitted by a viewer. ‫Loved fan 89 wants to know why ‫am I seated across the street in 1122 00:44:44,232 --> 00:44:44,743 ‫loved fan 89 wants to ‫know why am I seated 1123 00:44:44,767 --> 00:44:45,342 ‫across the street in ‫the American girls store? 1124 00:44:45,366 --> 00:44:45,843 ‫Am I seated across the street in ‫the American girls store? ‫I'm not mad. 1125 00:44:45,867 --> 00:44:46,677 ‫The American girls store? ‫I'm not mad. ‫I just want to know why. 1126 00:44:46,701 --> 00:44:48,779 ‫I'm not mad. ‫I just want to know why. ‫Ladies? 1127 00:44:48,803 --> 00:44:55,720 ‫I just want to know why. ‫Ladies? ‫[ Applause ] 1128 00:44:55,744 --> 00:44:56,053 ‫Ladies? ‫[ Applause ] ‫Okay. 1129 00:44:56,077 --> 00:45:00,024 ‫[ Applause ] ‫Okay. ‫So lovitz fan is Jon lovitz. 1130 00:45:00,048 --> 00:45:01,492 ‫Okay. ‫So lovitz fan is Jon lovitz. ‫I know the seating chart was 1131 00:45:01,516 --> 00:45:02,359 ‫so lovitz fan is Jon lovitz. ‫I know the seating chart was ‫really hard to figure out. 1132 00:45:02,383 --> 00:45:03,728 ‫I know the seating chart was ‫really hard to figure out. ‫You were going to be seated in 1133 00:45:03,752 --> 00:45:06,197 ‫really hard to figure out. ‫You were going to be seated in ‫the studio, but then Julia 1134 00:45:06,221 --> 00:45:06,571 ‫you were going to be ‫seated in the studio, but 1135 00:45:06,595 --> 00:45:06,931 ‫then Julia Louis-Dreyfus ‫asked to bring her 1136 00:45:06,955 --> 00:45:07,331 ‫the studio, but then Julia ‫Louis-Dreyfus asked to bring her ‫service dog. 1137 00:45:07,355 --> 00:45:08,532 ‫Louis-Dreyfus asked to bring her ‫service dog. ‫Yeah. 1138 00:45:08,556 --> 00:45:11,769 ‫Service dog. ‫Yeah. ‫Yeah, sorry. 1139 00:45:11,793 --> 00:45:13,170 ‫Yeah. ‫Yeah, sorry. ‫Jon, it's a medical thing. 1140 00:45:13,194 --> 00:45:15,406 ‫Yeah, sorry. ‫Jon, it's a medical thing. ‫You really need that dog, right, 1141 00:45:15,430 --> 00:45:15,706 ‫Jon, it's a medical thing. ‫You really need that dog, right, ‫Julia? 1142 00:45:15,730 --> 00:45:17,108 ‫You really need that dog, right, ‫Julia? ‫Oh, no, no, no. 1143 00:45:17,132 --> 00:45:17,608 ‫Julia? ‫Oh, no, no, no. ‫I'm here for him. 1144 00:45:17,632 --> 00:45:18,008 ‫Oh, no, no, no. ‫I'm here for him. ‫He is blind. 1145 00:45:18,032 --> 00:45:21,879 ‫I'm here for him. ‫He is blind. ‫[ Laughter ] 1146 00:45:21,903 --> 00:45:24,415 ‫He is blind. ‫[ Laughter ] ‫So Ricky, the blond woman who 1147 00:45:24,439 --> 00:45:27,785 ‫[ laughter ] ‫So Ricky, the blond woman who ‫just talked, that's Amy poehler. 1148 00:45:27,809 --> 00:45:29,179 ‫So Ricky, the blond ‫woman who just talked, 1149 00:45:29,203 --> 00:45:30,788 ‫that's Amy poehler. And ‫the older woman next to her 1150 00:45:30,812 --> 00:45:34,492 ‫just talked, that's Amy poehler. ‫And the older woman next to her ‫is Tina fey. 1151 00:45:34,516 --> 00:45:35,493 ‫And the older woman next to her ‫is Tina fey. ‫And the intense energy that 1152 00:45:35,517 --> 00:45:40,164 ‫is Tina fey. ‫And the intense energy that ‫you're feeling to your left is 1153 00:45:40,188 --> 00:45:43,968 ‫and the intense energy that ‫you're feeling to your left is ‫Adam driver. 1154 00:45:43,992 --> 00:45:44,635 ‫You're feeling to your left is ‫Adam driver. ‫[ Applause ] 1155 00:45:44,659 --> 00:45:46,437 ‫Adam driver. ‫[ Applause ] ‫He is an absolutely incredible 1156 00:45:46,461 --> 00:45:46,871 ‫[ applause ] ‫He is an absolutely incredible ‫actor. 1157 00:45:46,895 --> 00:45:48,973 ‫He is an absolutely incredible ‫actor. ‫And right now he is acting like 1158 00:45:48,997 --> 00:45:53,077 ‫actor. ‫And right now he is acting like ‫he is not attracted to me. 1159 00:45:53,101 --> 00:45:53,944 ‫And right now he is acting like ‫he is not attracted to me. ‫How you doing? 1160 00:45:53,968 --> 00:45:54,545 ‫He is not attracted to me. ‫How you doing? ‫This is my puppy here. 1161 00:45:54,569 --> 00:45:54,845 ‫How you doing? ‫This is my puppy here. ‫Yeah. 1162 00:45:54,869 --> 00:45:57,815 ‫This is my puppy here. ‫Yeah. ‫All right. 1163 00:45:57,839 --> 00:45:58,149 ‫Yeah. ‫All right. ‫Okay. 1164 00:45:58,173 --> 00:45:58,516 ‫All right. ‫Okay. ‫All right. 1165 00:45:58,540 --> 00:46:02,386 ‫Okay. ‫All right. ‫Let's take another question. 1166 00:46:02,410 --> 00:46:04,255 ‫All right. ‫Let's take another question. ‫Yes, Cher, you have a question? 1167 00:46:04,279 --> 00:46:06,957 ‫Let's take another question. ‫Yes, Cher, you have a question? ‫No, I don't. 1168 00:46:06,981 --> 00:46:07,358 ‫Yes, Cher, you have a question? ‫No, I don't. ‫[ Laughter ] 1169 00:46:07,382 --> 00:46:08,425 ‫No, I don't. ‫[ Laughter ] ‫I got a lot of answers. 1170 00:46:08,449 --> 00:46:15,533 ‫[ Laughter ] ‫I got a lot of answers. ‫Hey! 1171 00:46:15,557 --> 00:46:17,168 ‫I got a lot of answers. ‫Hey! ‫We'll hook up with you after 1172 00:46:17,192 --> 00:46:17,735 ‫hey! ‫We'll hook up with you after ‫the show. 1173 00:46:17,759 --> 00:46:18,235 ‫We'll hook up with you after ‫the show. ‫Next question. 1174 00:46:18,259 --> 00:46:18,769 ‫The show. ‫Next question. ‫Yes, Keith Richards? 1175 00:46:18,793 --> 00:46:26,793 ‫Next question. ‫Yes, Keith Richards? ‫[ Cheering ] 1176 00:46:26,968 --> 00:46:30,414 ‫Yes, Keith Richards? ‫[ Cheering ] ‫I let a scarf here in 1988, 1177 00:46:30,438 --> 00:46:31,682 ‫[ cheering ] ‫I let a scarf here in 1988, ‫and I'm kind of wondering if 1178 00:46:31,706 --> 00:46:34,518 ‫I let a scarf here in 1988, ‫and I'm kind of wondering if ‫anybody has seen it around. 1179 00:46:34,542 --> 00:46:37,288 ‫And I'm kind of wondering if ‫anybody has seen it around. ‫A scarf, yeah, in 1998? 1180 00:46:37,312 --> 00:46:39,290 ‫Anybody has seen it around. ‫A scarf, yeah, in 1998? ‫Well, that's a long time ago. 1181 00:46:39,314 --> 00:46:39,857 ‫A scarf, yeah, in 1998? ‫Well, that's a long time ago. ‫I don't think so. 1182 00:46:39,881 --> 00:46:42,226 ‫Well, that's a long time ago. ‫I don't think so. ‫I'm not sure. 1183 00:46:42,250 --> 00:46:45,029 ‫I don't think so. ‫I'm not sure. ‫Look, it's simply not here, 1184 00:46:45,053 --> 00:46:45,362 ‫I'm not sure. ‫Look, it's simply not here, ‫okay? 1185 00:46:45,386 --> 00:46:45,963 ‫Look, it's simply not here, ‫okay? ‫Can we all stop looking? 1186 00:46:45,987 --> 00:46:47,731 ‫Okay? ‫Can we all stop looking? ‫Next question! 1187 00:46:47,755 --> 00:46:48,666 ‫Can we all stop looking? ‫Next question! ‫Okay, okay. 1188 00:46:48,690 --> 00:46:49,900 ‫Next question! ‫Okay, okay. ‫Yes, Jon hamm? 1189 00:46:49,924 --> 00:46:50,801 ‫Okay, okay. ‫Yes, Jon hamm? ‫Yeah, hey, guys... 1190 00:46:50,825 --> 00:46:55,105 ‫yes, Jon hamm? ‫Yeah, hey, guys... ‫[ Cheering ] 1191 00:46:55,129 --> 00:46:56,874 ‫Yeah, hey, guys... ‫[ Cheering ] ‫This might be a weird 1192 00:46:56,898 --> 00:46:57,741 ‫[ cheering ] ‫This might be a weird ‫question because I've hosted 1193 00:46:57,765 --> 00:46:58,475 ‫this might be a weird ‫question because I've hosted ‫three times and I know I'm part 1194 00:46:58,499 --> 00:46:59,643 ‫question because I've hosted ‫three times and I know I'm part ‫of the family. 1195 00:46:59,667 --> 00:47:04,682 ‫Three times and I know I'm part ‫of the family. ‫But am I funny? 1196 00:47:04,706 --> 00:47:06,417 ‫Of the family. ‫But am I funny? ‫Funny! 1197 00:47:06,441 --> 00:47:07,518 ‫But am I funny? ‫Funny! ‫We... 1198 00:47:07,542 --> 00:47:09,820 ‫funny! ‫We... ‫whenever we ask you to do a 1199 00:47:09,844 --> 00:47:11,755 ‫we... ‫whenever we ask you to do a ‫bit, you always say yes. 1200 00:47:11,779 --> 00:47:12,990 ‫Whenever we ask you to do a ‫bit, you always say yes. ‫And that's what matters. 1201 00:47:13,014 --> 00:47:13,924 ‫Bit, you always say yes. ‫And that's what matters. ‫Yes, yes. 1202 00:47:13,948 --> 00:47:18,128 ‫And that's what matters. ‫Yes, yes. ‫Next question. 1203 00:47:18,152 --> 00:47:19,496 ‫Yes, yes. ‫Next question. ‫Hola. 1204 00:47:19,520 --> 00:47:26,637 ‫Next question. ‫Hola. ‫[ Speaking in Spanish ] 1205 00:47:26,661 --> 00:47:33,310 ‫Hola. ‫[ Speaking in Spanish ] ‫Yo sochitos. 1206 00:47:33,334 --> 00:47:39,049 ‫[ Speaking in Spanish ] ‫Yo sochitos. ‫[ Speaking in Spanish ] 1207 00:47:39,073 --> 00:47:43,988 ‫Yo sochitos. ‫[ Speaking in Spanish ] ‫So Jon hamon. 1208 00:47:44,012 --> 00:47:46,624 ‫[ Speaking in Spanish ] ‫So Jon hamon. ‫All right, yes. 1209 00:47:46,648 --> 00:47:47,424 ‫So Jon hamon. ‫All right, yes. ‫Next question, Seth? 1210 00:47:47,448 --> 00:47:48,859 ‫All right, yes. ‫Next question, Seth? ‫Hi, guys. 1211 00:47:48,883 --> 00:47:51,562 ‫Next question, Seth? ‫Hi, guys. ‫It kind of feels like this whole 1212 00:47:51,586 --> 00:47:52,563 ‫hi, guys. ‫It kind of feels like this whole ‫question and answer thing is 1213 00:47:52,587 --> 00:47:53,387 ‫it kind of feels like ‫this whole question and 1214 00:47:53,411 --> 00:47:54,231 ‫answer thing is just ‫way for you guys to give 1215 00:47:54,255 --> 00:47:55,499 ‫question and answer thing is ‫just way for you guys to give ‫air time to celebrities who 1216 00:47:55,523 --> 00:47:57,167 ‫just way for you guys to give ‫air time to celebrities who ‫aren't in other parts of the 1217 00:47:57,191 --> 00:47:57,468 ‫air time to celebrities who ‫aren't in other parts of the ‫show. 1218 00:47:57,492 --> 00:47:57,902 ‫Aren't in other parts of the ‫show. ‫Really? 1219 00:47:57,926 --> 00:47:59,103 ‫Show. ‫Really? ‫It doesn't seem that way to me. 1220 00:47:59,127 --> 00:48:04,508 ‫Really? ‫It doesn't seem that way to me. ‫What do you think, reverend al 1221 00:48:04,532 --> 00:48:06,043 ‫it doesn't seem that way to me. ‫What do you think, reverend al ‫sharpton and ray Romano? 1222 00:48:06,067 --> 00:48:08,879 ‫What do you think, reverend al ‫sharpton and ray Romano? ‫It seems very natural to US. 1223 00:48:08,903 --> 00:48:11,081 ‫Sharpton and ray Romano? ‫It seems very natural to US. ‫Really, don't be so cynical, 1224 00:48:11,105 --> 00:48:11,382 ‫it seems very natural to US. ‫Really, don't be so cynical, ‫Seth. 1225 00:48:11,406 --> 00:48:13,183 ‫Really, don't be so cynical, ‫Seth. ‫We're having a nice time here. 1226 00:48:13,207 --> 00:48:15,019 ‫Seth. ‫We're having a nice time here. ‫There you go. 1227 00:48:15,043 --> 00:48:18,722 ‫We're having a nice time here. ‫There you go. ‫Jason momoa, yes, Jason? 1228 00:48:18,746 --> 00:48:23,694 ‫There you go. ‫Jason momoa, yes, Jason? ‫This Donny lady, she like to 1229 00:48:23,718 --> 00:48:24,028 ‫Jason momoa, yes, Jason? ‫This Donny lady, she like to ‫travel? 1230 00:48:24,052 --> 00:48:25,195 ‫This Donny lady, she like to ‫travel? ‫We'll have to ask her. 1231 00:48:25,219 --> 00:48:25,829 ‫Travel? ‫We'll have to ask her. ‫All right. 1232 00:48:25,853 --> 00:48:27,064 ‫We'll have to ask her. ‫All right. ‫Good to know. 1233 00:48:27,088 --> 00:48:28,899 ‫All right. ‫Good to know. ‫Hi, I'm Fred armisen, thanks. 1234 00:48:28,923 --> 00:48:29,266 ‫Good to know. ‫Hi, I'm Fred armisen, thanks. ‫Thank you. 1235 00:48:29,290 --> 00:48:33,170 ‫Hi, I'm Fred armisen, thanks. ‫Thank you. ‫[ Cheering ] 1236 00:48:33,194 --> 00:48:34,171 ‫Thank you. ‫[ Cheering ] ‫Thank you, guys. 1237 00:48:34,195 --> 00:48:37,675 ‫[ Cheering ] ‫Thank you, guys. ‫My question is, do you know why 1238 00:48:37,699 --> 00:48:38,742 ‫thank you, guys. ‫My question is, do you know why ‫lorne cut "vampire office"? 1239 00:48:38,766 --> 00:48:40,945 ‫My question is, do you know why ‫lorne cut "vampire office"? ‫What? 1240 00:48:40,969 --> 00:48:43,514 ‫Lorne cut "vampire office"? ‫What? ‫Well, in 2005, I wrote a 1241 00:48:43,538 --> 00:48:45,916 ‫what? ‫Well, in 2005, I wrote a ‫sketch called "vampire office" 1242 00:48:45,940 --> 00:48:47,017 ‫well, in 2005, I wrote a ‫sketch called "vampire office" ‫and it played pretty well at 1243 00:48:47,041 --> 00:48:47,678 ‫sketch called "vampire ‫office" and it played 1244 00:48:47,702 --> 00:48:48,385 ‫pretty well at dress ‫and it didn't get on air. 1245 00:48:48,409 --> 00:48:49,354 ‫And it played pretty ‫well at dress and it 1246 00:48:49,378 --> 00:48:50,487 ‫didn't get on air. >> ‫Okay, I guess maybe other 1247 00:48:50,511 --> 00:48:51,255 ‫dress and it didn't get on air. ‫Okay, I guess maybe other ‫sketches did better? 1248 00:48:51,279 --> 00:48:52,189 ‫Okay, I guess maybe other ‫sketches did better? ‫No. 1249 00:48:52,213 --> 00:48:52,923 ‫Sketches did better? ‫No. ‫It was a pretty bad show front 1250 00:48:52,947 --> 00:48:53,524 ‫no. ‫It was a pretty bad show front ‫to back. 1251 00:48:53,548 --> 00:48:55,859 ‫It was a pretty bad show front ‫to back. ‫I don't know. 1252 00:48:55,883 --> 00:48:57,328 ‫To back. ‫I don't know. ‫Okay, well, maybe he just 1253 00:48:57,352 --> 00:48:58,395 ‫I don't know. ‫Okay, well, maybe he just ‫didn't like it. 1254 00:48:58,419 --> 00:49:00,097 ‫Okay, well, maybe he just ‫didn't like it. ‫Well, do you know if he saw 1255 00:49:00,121 --> 00:49:02,599 ‫didn't like it. ‫Well, do you know if he saw ‫the changes I was going to make, 1256 00:49:02,623 --> 00:49:04,923 ‫well, do you know ‫if he saw the changes I 1257 00:49:04,947 --> 00:49:07,404 ‫was going to make, ‫because I cut the b word as 1258 00:49:07,428 --> 00:49:09,740 ‫the changes I was going to make, ‫because I cut the b word as ‫Vanessa comes in as Simon 1259 00:49:09,764 --> 00:49:10,074 ‫because I cut the b word as ‫Vanessa comes in as Simon ‫cowell. 1260 00:49:10,098 --> 00:49:11,141 ‫Vanessa comes in as Simon ‫cowell. ‫Wait, are you holding the 1261 00:49:11,165 --> 00:49:13,310 ‫cowell. ‫Wait, are you holding the ‫sketch right now? 1262 00:49:13,334 --> 00:49:14,445 ‫Wait, are you holding the ‫sketch right now? ‫Do you think I should resib 1263 00:49:14,469 --> 00:49:14,845 ‫sketch right now? ‫Do you think I should resib ‫mitt ID? 1264 00:49:14,869 --> 00:49:17,514 ‫Do you think I should resib ‫mitt ID? ‫Sure. 1265 00:49:17,538 --> 00:49:18,449 ‫Mitt ID? ‫Sure. ‫Great. 1266 00:49:18,473 --> 00:49:25,155 ‫Sure. ‫Great. ‫Okay. 1267 00:49:25,179 --> 00:49:27,224 ‫Great. ‫Okay. ‫Okay, we only have time for 1268 00:49:27,248 --> 00:49:28,158 ‫okay. ‫Okay, we only have time for ‫like 100 more questions. 1269 00:49:28,182 --> 00:49:28,559 ‫Okay, we only have time for ‫like 100 more questions. ‫Yes, yes. 1270 00:49:28,583 --> 00:49:30,828 ‫Like 100 more questions. ‫Yes, yes. ‫Peyton Manning? 1271 00:49:30,852 --> 00:49:31,195 ‫Yes, yes. ‫Peyton Manning? ‫Yes... 1272 00:49:31,219 --> 00:49:36,633 ‫Peyton Manning? ‫Yes... ‫[ Cheering ] 1273 00:49:36,657 --> 00:49:38,469 ‫Yes... ‫[ Cheering ] ‫Is lorne going to retire now? 1274 00:49:38,493 --> 00:49:39,503 ‫[ Cheering ] ‫Is lorne going to retire now? ‫No, I don't think so. 1275 00:49:39,527 --> 00:49:42,373 ‫Is lorne going to retire now? ‫No, I don't think so. ‫Okay, that's great news. 1276 00:49:42,397 --> 00:49:42,906 ‫No, I don't think so. ‫Okay, that's great news. ‫Lorne, never retire. 1277 00:49:42,930 --> 00:49:45,943 ‫Okay, that's great news. ‫Lorne, never retire. ‫It's brutal out here. 1278 00:49:45,967 --> 00:49:48,178 ‫Lorne, never retire. ‫It's brutal out here. ‫They have me doing all these 1279 00:49:48,202 --> 00:49:49,179 ‫it's brutal out here. ‫They have me doing all these ‫commercials... insurance, beer. 1280 00:49:49,203 --> 00:49:51,582 ‫They have me doing all these ‫commercials... insurance, beer. ‫I did one the other day for 1281 00:49:51,606 --> 00:49:52,299 ‫commercials... insurance, ‫beer. I did one the 1282 00:49:52,323 --> 00:49:53,050 ‫other day for something ‫called fan fight power 1283 00:49:53,074 --> 00:49:53,917 ‫I did one the other day for ‫something called fan fight power ‫monster 3. 1284 00:49:53,941 --> 00:49:55,185 ‫Something called fan fight power ‫monster 3. ‫I don't even know what the hell 1285 00:49:55,209 --> 00:49:55,652 ‫monster 3. ‫I don't even know what the hell ‫it is. 1286 00:49:55,676 --> 00:49:57,621 ‫I don't even know what the hell ‫it is. ‫I assumed it was a video game, 1287 00:49:57,645 --> 00:50:00,357 ‫it is. ‫I assumed it was a video game, ‫but in the voice overi said now 1288 00:50:00,381 --> 00:50:01,992 ‫I assumed it was a video game, ‫but in the voice overi said now ‫in diet chili flavor. 1289 00:50:02,016 --> 00:50:03,427 ‫But in the voice overi said now ‫in diet chili flavor. ‫I hate being retired. 1290 00:50:03,451 --> 00:50:04,328 ‫In diet chili flavor. ‫I hate being retired. ‫Okay, okay. 1291 00:50:04,352 --> 00:50:06,463 ‫I hate being retired. ‫Okay, okay. ‫No, seriously, lorne, getting 1292 00:50:06,487 --> 00:50:07,231 ‫okay, okay. ‫No, seriously, lorne, getting ‫old sucks. 1293 00:50:07,255 --> 00:50:12,269 ‫No, seriously, lorne, getting ‫old sucks. ‫You feel like such a loser. 1294 00:50:12,293 --> 00:50:13,303 ‫Old sucks. ‫You feel like such a loser. ‫Galifianakis knows what i'm 1295 00:50:13,327 --> 00:50:14,038 ‫you feel like such a loser. ‫Galifianakis knows what i'm ‫talking about. 1296 00:50:14,062 --> 00:50:14,838 ‫Galifianakis knows what i'm ‫talking about. ‫Please don't bother me. 1297 00:50:14,862 --> 00:50:19,843 ‫Talking about. ‫Please don't bother me. ‫I just want to row elax and wat 1298 00:50:19,867 --> 00:50:20,310 ‫please don't bother me. ‫I just want to row elax and wat ‫kanye perform. 1299 00:50:20,334 --> 00:50:23,614 ‫I just want to row elax and wat ‫kanye perform. ‫You got it, Zach. 1300 00:50:23,638 --> 00:50:31,377 ‫Kanye perform. ‫You got it, Zach. ‫[ Applause ] 1301 00:50:37,217 --> 00:50:41,465 ‫Hello? ‫Bowflex. ‫What's up, dude. 1302 00:50:41,489 --> 00:50:43,434 ‫Bowflex. ‫What's up, dude. ‫Are you going to the 50th? 1303 00:50:43,458 --> 00:50:44,701 ‫What's up, dude. ‫Are you going to the 50th? ‫No, I can't. 1304 00:50:44,725 --> 00:50:45,502 ‫Are you going to the 50th? ‫No, I can't. ‫I'm not going to go. 1305 00:50:45,526 --> 00:50:46,770 ‫No, I can't. ‫I'm not going to go. ‫What you talking about? 1306 00:50:46,794 --> 00:50:47,704 ‫I'm not going to go. ‫What you talking about? ‫It's going to be incredible. 1307 00:50:47,728 --> 00:50:49,106 ‫What you talking about? ‫It's going to be incredible. ‫Everyone on earth is going to be 1308 00:50:49,130 --> 00:50:49,440 ‫it's going to be incredible. ‫Everyone on earth is going to be ‫there. 1309 00:50:49,464 --> 00:50:50,774 ‫Everyone on earth is going to be ‫there. ‫Honestly, it stresses me out 1310 00:50:50,798 --> 00:50:51,175 ‫there. ‫Honestly, it stresses me out ‫too much. 1311 00:50:51,199 --> 00:50:52,076 ‫Honestly, it stresses me out ‫too much. ‫What do you mean? 1312 00:50:52,100 --> 00:50:55,712 ‫Too much. ‫What do you mean? ‫Come on, you knoll I get 1313 00:50:55,736 --> 00:50:56,080 ‫what do you mean? ‫Come on, you knoll I get ‫anxiety. 1314 00:50:56,104 --> 00:50:59,383 ‫Come on, you knoll I get ‫anxiety. ‫Bowen, cool it. 1315 00:50:59,407 --> 00:51:04,288 ‫Anxiety. ‫Bowen, cool it. ‫♪ I know you're anxious just 1316 00:51:04,312 --> 00:51:05,656 ‫Bowen, cool it. ‫♪ I know you're anxious just ‫looking at the side and when 1317 00:51:05,680 --> 00:51:07,107 ‫♪ I know you're anxious ‫just looking at the 1318 00:51:07,131 --> 00:51:08,692 ‫side and when you're ‫retired, it was the there 1319 00:51:08,716 --> 00:51:09,770 ‫looking at the side and ‫when you're retired, it 1320 00:51:09,794 --> 00:51:10,828 ‫was the there is one ‫thing you got to keep in 1321 00:51:10,852 --> 00:51:12,096 ‫you're retired, it was the there ‫is one thing you got to keep in ‫mind ♪ 1322 00:51:12,120 --> 00:51:13,764 ‫is one thing you got to keep in ‫mind ♪ ‫♪ so we're going press rewind, 1323 00:51:13,788 --> 00:51:16,834 ‫mind ♪ ‫♪ so we're going press rewind, ‫let's go back in time ♪ 1324 00:51:16,858 --> 00:51:18,535 ‫♪ so we're going press rewind, ‫let's go back in time ♪ ‫♪ young ackroyd, looks so fine 1325 00:51:18,559 --> 00:51:20,571 ‫let's go back in time ♪ ‫♪ young ackroyd, looks so fine ‫and fancy free ♪ 1326 00:51:20,595 --> 00:51:21,972 ‫♪ young ackroyd, looks so fine ‫and fancy free ♪ ‫♪ but the reality was quite 1327 00:51:21,996 --> 00:51:24,675 ‫and fancy free ♪ ‫♪ but the reality was quite ‫tragic, he suffered from 1328 00:51:24,699 --> 00:51:26,310 ‫♪ but the reality was quite ‫tragic, he suffered from ‫anxiety ♪ 1329 00:51:26,334 --> 00:51:26,977 ‫tragic, he suffered from ‫anxiety ♪ ‫Jesus, what was that? 1330 00:51:27,001 --> 00:51:28,178 ‫Anxiety ♪ ‫Jesus, what was that? ‫I don't know what you're 1331 00:51:28,202 --> 00:51:28,912 ‫Jesus, what was that? ‫I don't know what you're ‫talking about. 1332 00:51:28,936 --> 00:51:30,948 ‫I don't know what you're ‫talking about. ‫That's the footage exact lib as 1333 00:51:30,972 --> 00:51:31,315 ‫talking about. ‫That's the footage exact lib as ‫it aired 1334 00:51:31,339 --> 00:51:32,950 ‫that's the footage exact lib as ‫it aired ‫♪ Eddie Murphy and Mr. 1335 00:51:32,974 --> 00:51:34,852 ‫It aired ‫♪ Eddie Murphy and Mr. ‫Robinson's neighborhood, she was 1336 00:51:34,876 --> 00:51:35,953 ‫♪ Eddie Murphy and Mr. ‫Robinson's neighborhood, she was ‫the star of the show each 1337 00:51:35,977 --> 00:51:36,587 ‫Robinson's neighborhood, she was ‫the star of the show each ‫Saturday, be he suffered 1338 00:51:36,611 --> 00:51:40,390 ‫the star of the show each ‫Saturday, be he suffered ‫anxiety ♪ 1339 00:51:40,414 --> 00:51:44,161 ‫Saturday, be he suffered ‫anxiety ♪ ‫♪ hey, Billy crystal, saying 1340 00:51:44,185 --> 00:51:51,168 ‫anxiety ♪ ‫♪ hey, Billy crystal, saying ‫marvelous, but one thing wasn't 1341 00:51:51,192 --> 00:51:53,270 ‫♪ hey, Billy crystal, saying ‫marvelous, but one thing wasn't ‫marvelous, ♪ 1342 00:51:53,294 --> 00:51:54,705 ‫marvelous, but one thing wasn't ‫marvelous, ♪ ‫♪ because everyone that ever 1343 00:51:54,729 --> 00:51:58,041 ‫marvelous, ♪ ‫♪ because everyone that ever ‫worked at "snl" had anxiety ♪ 1344 00:51:58,065 --> 00:52:00,733 ‫♪ because everyone ‫that ever worked at "snl" 1345 00:52:00,757 --> 00:52:03,547 ‫had anxiety ♪ ♪ you ‫are not alone, my friend, 1346 00:52:03,571 --> 00:52:05,282 ‫worked at "snl" had anxiety ♪ ‫♪ you are not alone, my friend, ‫and... 1347 00:52:05,306 --> 00:52:05,949 ‫♪ You are not alone, my friend, ‫and... ‫what? 1348 00:52:05,973 --> 00:52:07,584 ‫And... ‫what? ‫The connection is a complex 1349 00:52:07,608 --> 00:52:10,187 ‫what? ‫The connection is a complex ‫of directional, a communication 1350 00:52:10,211 --> 00:52:11,091 ‫the connection is a ‫complex of directional, 1351 00:52:11,115 --> 00:52:12,055 ‫a communication between ‫essential nervous system 1352 00:52:12,079 --> 00:52:13,857 ‫of directional, a communication ‫between essential nervous system ‫and your butt. 1353 00:52:13,881 --> 00:52:15,826 ‫Between essential nervous system ‫and your butt. ‫♪ when you're watching "snl," 1354 00:52:15,850 --> 00:52:17,094 ‫and your butt. ‫♪ when you're watching "snl," ‫just imagine everyone you see, 1355 00:52:17,118 --> 00:52:18,122 ‫♪ when you're watching ‫"snl," just imagine 1356 00:52:18,146 --> 00:52:19,296 ‫everyone you see, right ‫before the show went to 1357 00:52:19,320 --> 00:52:20,764 ‫just imagine everyone you see, ‫right before the show went to ‫the bathroom and took the 1358 00:52:20,788 --> 00:52:21,832 ‫right before the show went to ‫the bathroom and took the ‫crazy... 1359 00:52:21,856 --> 00:52:24,701 ‫The bathroom and took the ‫crazy... ‫right. 1360 00:52:24,725 --> 00:52:32,725 ‫Crazy... ‫right. ‫♪ everybody, like this ♪ 1361 00:52:38,272 --> 00:52:39,716 ‫right. ‫♪ everybody, like this ♪ ‫you've got to stop doing 1362 00:52:39,740 --> 00:52:40,017 ‫♪ everybody, like this ♪ ‫you've got to stop doing ‫that. 1363 00:52:40,041 --> 00:52:41,018 ‫You've got to stop doing ‫that. ‫No promises. 1364 00:52:41,042 --> 00:52:43,320 ‫That. ‫No promises. ‫♪ jump to the '90s, Molly, 1365 00:52:43,344 --> 00:52:47,090 ‫no promises. ‫♪ jump to the '90s, Molly, ‫making them laugh, but that's 1366 00:52:47,114 --> 00:52:51,795 ‫♪ jump to the '90s, Molly, ‫making them laugh, but that's ‫not how they felt at all ♪ 1367 00:52:51,819 --> 00:52:56,066 ‫making them laugh, but that's ‫not how they felt at all ♪ ‫♪ we wanted to die, we whisper 1368 00:52:56,090 --> 00:52:58,135 ‫not how they felt at all ♪ ‫♪ we wanted to die, we whisper ‫and we had on the air ♪ 1369 00:52:58,159 --> 00:52:59,169 ‫♪ we wanted to die, we whisper ‫and we had on the air ♪ ‫come on, guys, we have 1370 00:52:59,193 --> 00:52:59,570 ‫and we had on the air ♪ ‫come on, guys, we have ‫perspective. 1371 00:52:59,594 --> 00:53:01,572 ‫Come on, guys, we have ‫perspective. ‫We know these are champagne 1372 00:53:01,596 --> 00:53:01,939 ‫perspective. ‫We know these are champagne ‫problems. 1373 00:53:01,963 --> 00:53:03,106 ‫We know these are champagne ‫problems. ‫I mean, it's not like we're 1374 00:53:03,130 --> 00:53:04,007 ‫problems. ‫I mean, it's not like we're ‫working in a coal mine. 1375 00:53:04,031 --> 00:53:05,442 ‫I mean, it's not like we're ‫working in a coal mine. ‫God, no. 1376 00:53:05,466 --> 00:53:07,311 ‫Working in a coal mine. ‫God, no. ‫But here's a secret. 1377 00:53:07,335 --> 00:53:09,413 ‫God, no. ‫But here's a secret. ‫♪ it's way worse than working in 1378 00:53:09,437 --> 00:53:10,013 ‫but here's a secret. ‫♪ it's way worse than working in ‫a coal mine. 1379 00:53:10,037 --> 00:53:11,381 ‫♪ It's way worse than working in ‫a coal mine. ‫We would love to be working in a 1380 00:53:11,405 --> 00:53:13,584 ‫a coal mine. ‫We would love to be working in a ‫coal mine, just look at these 1381 00:53:13,608 --> 00:53:15,609 ‫we would love to be ‫working in a coal mine, just 1382 00:53:15,633 --> 00:53:17,554 ‫look at these coal ‫miners drinking sweet tea, 1383 00:53:17,578 --> 00:53:18,593 ‫coal mine, just look ‫at these coal miners 1384 00:53:18,617 --> 00:53:19,856 ‫drinking sweet tea, under ‫the lorne, good to you? 1385 00:53:19,880 --> 00:53:21,055 ‫Coal miners drinking ‫sweet tea, under the lorne, 1386 00:53:21,079 --> 00:53:22,159 ‫good to you? >> Now ‫that I hear it, I might 1387 00:53:22,183 --> 00:53:22,673 ‫under the lorne, good ‫to you? >> Now that I 1388 00:53:22,697 --> 00:53:23,260 ‫hear it, I might skip it ‫too, because in the end 1389 00:53:23,284 --> 00:53:26,964 ‫now that I hear it, I might ‫skip it too, because in the end ‫you have to take care of 1390 00:53:26,988 --> 00:53:27,331 ‫skip it too, because in the end ‫you have to take care of ‫yourself. 1391 00:53:27,355 --> 00:53:28,899 ‫You have to take care of ‫yourself. ‫I'm a decision for mental 1392 00:53:28,923 --> 00:53:30,133 ‫yourself. ‫I'm a decision for mental ‫health ♪ 1393 00:53:30,157 --> 00:53:31,201 ‫I'm a decision for mental ‫health ♪ ‫but what if they forget about 1394 00:53:31,225 --> 00:53:34,171 ‫health ♪ ‫but what if they forget about ‫me, if I don't go to the show, 1395 00:53:34,195 --> 00:53:36,740 ‫but what if they forget about ‫me, if I don't go to the show, ‫will I disappear ♪ 1396 00:53:36,764 --> 00:53:38,442 ‫me, if I don't go to the show, ‫will I disappear ♪ ‫♪ or will I fall to the bottom 1397 00:53:38,466 --> 00:53:41,945 ‫will I disappear ♪ ‫♪ or will I fall to the bottom ‫of the cast members ♪ 1398 00:53:41,969 --> 00:53:46,183 ‫♪ or will I fall to the bottom ‫of the cast members ♪ ‫♪ that's your forte ♪ 1399 00:53:46,207 --> 00:53:46,683 ‫of the cast members ♪ ‫♪ that's your forte ♪ ‫you know what? 1400 00:53:46,707 --> 00:53:47,851 ‫♪ That's your forte ♪ ‫you know what? ‫I'm in. 1401 00:53:47,875 --> 00:53:50,954 ‫You know what? ‫I'm in. ‫Because everyone ♪ 1402 00:53:50,978 --> 00:53:51,421 ‫I'm in. ‫Because everyone ♪ ‫I get it now! 1403 00:53:51,445 --> 00:53:54,491 ‫Because everyone ♪ ‫I get it now! ‫♪ that ever worked at "snl" had 1404 00:53:54,515 --> 00:53:56,360 ‫I get it now! ‫♪ that ever worked at "snl" had ‫anxiety ♪ 1405 00:53:56,384 --> 00:53:57,828 ‫♪ that ever worked at "snl" had ‫anxiety ♪ ‫♪ it's hard the waiting rooms 1406 00:53:57,852 --> 00:54:01,732 ‫anxiety ♪ ‫♪ it's hard the waiting rooms ‫and have the therapist in new 1407 00:54:01,756 --> 00:54:03,600 ‫♪ it's hard the waiting rooms ‫and have the therapist in new ‫York say ♪ 1408 00:54:03,624 --> 00:54:05,102 ‫and have the therapist in new ‫York say ♪ ‫♪ every single person who worked 1409 00:54:05,126 --> 00:54:07,037 ‫York say ♪ ‫♪ every single person who worked ‫at "snl" had anxiety, every 1410 00:54:07,061 --> 00:54:08,872 ‫♪ every single person who worked ‫at "snl" had anxiety, every ‫single person who worked at 1411 00:54:08,896 --> 00:54:11,675 ‫at "snl" had anxiety, every ‫single person who worked at ‫"snl" had anxiety. 1412 00:54:11,699 --> 00:54:12,442 ‫Single person who worked at ‫"snl" had anxiety. ‫Everybody! 1413 00:54:12,466 --> 00:54:14,711 ‫"Snl" had anxiety. ‫Everybody! ‫♪ every single person who worked 1414 00:54:14,735 --> 00:54:20,484 ‫everybody! ‫♪ every single person who worked ‫at "snl" had anxiety ♪ 1415 00:54:20,508 --> 00:54:21,985 ‫♪ every single person who worked ‫at "snl" had anxiety ♪ ‫♪ every single person who worked 1416 00:54:22,009 --> 00:54:24,621 ‫at "snl" had anxiety ♪ ‫♪ every single person who worked ‫at "snl" had anxiety ♪ 1417 00:54:24,645 --> 00:54:26,123 ‫♪ every single person who worked ‫at "snl" had anxiety ♪ ‫♪ every single person who worked 1418 00:54:26,147 --> 00:54:28,592 ‫at "snl" had anxiety ♪ ‫♪ every single person who worked ‫at "snl" had anxiety ♪♪ 1419 00:54:28,616 --> 00:54:30,816 ‫♪ every single person who worked ‫at "snl" had anxiety ♪♪ 1420 00:54:37,257 --> 00:54:43,862 ‫Ladies and gentlemen, Miley ‫Cyrus and Brittany Howard. ‫[ Cheers and applause ] 1421 00:54:52,739 --> 00:55:00,739 ‫♪♪ ‫♪ it's been seven hours ‫and 13 days, since u took your 1422 00:55:09,557 --> 00:55:15,806 ‫♪ it's been seven hours ‫and 13 days, since u took your ‫love away ♪ 1423 00:55:15,830 --> 00:55:20,577 ‫and 13 days, since u took your ‫love away ♪ ‫♪ I go out every night 1424 00:55:20,601 --> 00:55:23,413 ‫love away ♪ ‫♪ I go out every night ‫and I sleep all day 1425 00:55:23,437 --> 00:55:25,082 ‫♪ I go out every night ‫and I sleep all day ‫since you took 1426 00:55:25,106 --> 00:55:31,388 ‫and I sleep all day ‫since you took ‫your love away ♪ 1427 00:55:31,412 --> 00:55:33,590 ‫since you took ‫your love away ♪ ‫♪ since you been gone 1428 00:55:33,614 --> 00:55:40,897 ‫your love away ♪ ‫♪ since you been gone ‫I can do whatever I want 1429 00:55:40,921 --> 00:55:44,935 ‫♪ since you been gone ‫I can do whatever I want ‫yeah, I can see whomever I 1430 00:55:44,959 --> 00:55:48,071 ‫I can do whatever I want ‫yeah, I can see whomever I ‫choose ♪ 1431 00:55:48,095 --> 00:55:51,441 ‫yeah, I can see whomever I ‫choose ♪ ‫♪ I can eat my dinner 1432 00:55:51,465 --> 00:55:58,915 ‫choose ♪ ‫♪ I can eat my dinner ‫at a fancy restaurant but 1433 00:55:58,939 --> 00:55:59,883 ‫♪ I can eat my dinner ‫at a fancy restaurant but ‫nothing, oh nothing can take 1434 00:55:59,907 --> 00:56:02,586 ‫at a fancy restaurant but ‫nothing, oh nothing can take ‫away these blues ♪ 1435 00:56:02,610 --> 00:56:09,159 ‫nothing, oh nothing can take ‫away these blues ♪ ‫♪ 'cause nothing compares 1436 00:56:09,183 --> 00:56:16,333 ‫away these blues ♪ ‫♪ 'cause nothing compares ‫no, nothing compares to you ♪ 1437 00:56:16,357 --> 00:56:22,172 ‫♪ 'cause nothing compares ‫no, nothing compares to you ♪ ‫♪ oh, nothing, nothing ♪ 1438 00:56:22,196 --> 00:56:23,407 ‫no, nothing compares to you ♪ ‫♪ oh, nothing, nothing ♪ ‫Brittany Howard! 1439 00:56:23,431 --> 00:56:24,741 ‫♪ Oh, nothing, nothing ♪ ‫Brittany Howard! ‫♪ it's been so lonely 1440 00:56:24,765 --> 00:56:27,644 ‫Brittany Howard! ‫♪ it's been so lonely ‫without you here 1441 00:56:27,668 --> 00:56:34,551 ‫♪ it's been so lonely ‫without you here ‫like a bird without a song ♪ 1442 00:56:34,575 --> 00:56:37,220 ‫without you here ‫like a bird without a song ♪ ‫♪ nothing can stop 1443 00:56:37,244 --> 00:56:39,856 ‫like a bird without a song ♪ ‫♪ nothing can stop ‫these lonely tears 1444 00:56:39,880 --> 00:56:41,458 ‫♪ nothing can stop ‫these lonely tears ‫from falling ♪ 1445 00:56:41,482 --> 00:56:44,094 ‫these lonely tears ‫from falling ♪ ‫♪ tell me baby 1446 00:56:44,118 --> 00:56:51,001 ‫from falling ♪ ‫♪ tell me baby ‫where did I go wrong 1447 00:56:51,025 --> 00:56:53,170 ‫♪ tell me baby ‫where did I go wrong ‫I could put my arms around 1448 00:56:53,194 --> 00:56:59,276 ‫where did I go wrong ‫I could put my arms around ‫every boy I see ♪ 1449 00:56:59,300 --> 00:57:00,577 ‫I could put my arms around ‫every boy I see ♪ ‫♪ but they'd only 1450 00:57:00,601 --> 00:57:06,716 ‫every boy I see ♪ ‫♪ but they'd only ‫remind me of you 1451 00:57:06,740 --> 00:57:09,352 ‫♪ but they'd only ‫remind me of you ‫I went to the doctor 1452 00:57:09,376 --> 00:57:17,376 ‫remind me of you ‫I went to the doctor ‫and guess what he told me ♪ 1453 00:57:18,953 --> 00:57:20,297 ‫I went to the doctor ‫and guess what he told me ♪ ‫♪ guess what he told me 1454 00:57:20,321 --> 00:57:20,697 ‫and guess what he told me ♪ ‫♪ guess what he told me ‫he said girl 1455 00:57:20,721 --> 00:57:23,967 ‫♪ guess what he told me ‫he said girl ‫you better have fun ♪ 1456 00:57:23,991 --> 00:57:28,071 ‫he said girl ‫you better have fun ♪ ‫♪ but he's a fool ♪ 1457 00:57:28,095 --> 00:57:29,539 ‫you better have fun ♪ ‫♪ but he's a fool ♪ ‫♪ because nothing compares, 1458 00:57:29,563 --> 00:57:36,446 ‫♪ but he's a fool ♪ ‫♪ because nothing compares, ‫nothing compares to you ♪ 1459 00:57:36,470 --> 00:57:40,150 ‫♪ because nothing compares, ‫nothing compares to you ♪ ‫♪ nothing, nothing ♪ 1460 00:57:40,174 --> 00:57:42,574 ‫nothing compares to you ♪ ‫♪ nothing, nothing ♪ ‫wait for it. 1461 00:57:43,076 --> 00:57:51,076 ‫♪♪ 1462 00:57:55,154 --> 00:58:03,154 ‫♪♪ 1463 00:58:05,498 --> 00:58:13,498 ‫♪♪ ‫♪ all the flowers that you ‫planted, mama, in the backyard ♪ 1464 00:58:17,778 --> 00:58:20,756 ‫♪ all the flowers that ‫you planted, mama, in 1465 00:58:20,780 --> 00:58:23,894 ‫the backyard ♪ ♪ all ‫died when you went away, 1466 00:58:23,918 --> 00:58:27,964 ‫planted, mama, in the backyard ♪ ‫♪ all died when you went away, ‫oh, oh oh, oh ♪ 1467 00:58:27,988 --> 00:58:29,666 ‫♪ all died when you went away, ‫oh, oh oh, oh ♪ ‫♪ I know that living with you, 1468 00:58:29,690 --> 00:58:33,203 ‫oh, oh oh, oh ♪ ‫♪ I know that living with you, ‫baby, was sometimes hard, but 1469 00:58:33,227 --> 00:58:33,805 ‫♪ I know that living ‫with you, baby, was 1470 00:58:33,829 --> 00:58:34,571 ‫sometimes hard, but I'm ‫willing to give it another 1471 00:58:34,595 --> 00:58:39,609 ‫baby, was sometimes hard, but ‫I'm willing to give it another ‫try ♪ 1472 00:58:39,633 --> 00:58:44,247 ‫I'm willing to give it another ‫try ♪ ‫♪ because nothing compares, 1473 00:58:44,271 --> 00:58:51,454 ‫try ♪ ‫♪ because nothing compares, ‫nothing compares to you ♪ 1474 00:58:51,478 --> 00:58:55,158 ‫♪ because nothing compares, ‫nothing compares to you ♪ ‫♪ because nothing compares, 1475 00:58:55,182 --> 00:59:02,198 ‫nothing compares to you ♪ ‫♪ because nothing compares, ‫nothing compares to you ♪ 1476 00:59:02,222 --> 00:59:06,736 ‫♪ because nothing compares, ‫nothing compares to you ♪ ‫♪ because nothing compares. 1477 00:59:06,760 --> 00:59:10,040 ‫Nothing compares to you ♪ ‫♪ because nothing compares. ‫Nothing, nothing compares to 1478 00:59:10,064 --> 00:59:13,076 ‫♪ because nothing compares. ‫Nothing, nothing compares to ‫you ♪ 1479 00:59:13,100 --> 00:59:17,681 ‫nothing, nothing compares to ‫you ♪ ‫♪ because nothing compares, 1480 00:59:17,705 --> 00:59:24,487 ‫you ♪ ‫♪ because nothing compares, ‫nothing compares to you, you, 1481 00:59:24,511 --> 00:59:31,328 ‫♪ because nothing compares, ‫nothing compares to you, you, ‫you, you, you, you ♪♪ 1482 00:59:31,352 --> 00:59:38,824 ‫nothing compares to you, you, ‫you, you, you, you ♪♪ ‫[ Applause ] 1483 00:59:49,669 --> 00:59:52,871 ‫[ Cheers and applause ] 1484 00:59:57,944 --> 01:00:05,944 ‫♪♪ ‫it's weekend update, 50th ‫anniversary edition. 1485 01:00:09,156 --> 01:00:17,156 ‫It's weekend update, 50th ‫anniversary edition. ‫With Colin jost and mikele... 1486 01:00:19,566 --> 01:00:20,276 ‫Anniversary edition. ‫With Colin jost and mikele... ‫Michael che. 1487 01:00:20,300 --> 01:00:22,078 ‫With Colin jost and mikele... ‫Michael che. ‫I'm Michael che. 1488 01:00:22,102 --> 01:00:23,980 ‫Michael che. ‫I'm Michael che. ‫I'm Colin jost. 1489 01:00:24,004 --> 01:00:26,683 ‫I'm Michael che. ‫I'm Colin jost. ‫Well, it is an honor and a 1490 01:00:26,707 --> 01:00:28,284 ‫I'm Colin jost. ‫Well, it is an honor and a ‫thrill to be hosting weekend 1491 01:00:28,308 --> 01:00:29,734 ‫well, it is an ‫honor and a thrill to be 1492 01:00:29,758 --> 01:00:31,354 ‫hosting weekend update ‫for the 50th, and if it 1493 01:00:31,378 --> 01:00:31,704 ‫thrill to be hosting ‫weekend update for the 1494 01:00:31,728 --> 01:00:32,088 ‫50th, and if it was up ‫to our president, final 1495 01:00:32,112 --> 01:00:34,824 ‫update for the 50th, and if it ‫was up to our president, final ‫season of "snl." 1496 01:00:34,848 --> 01:00:36,259 ‫Was up to our president, final ‫season of "snl." ‫It is incredible that "snl" is 1497 01:00:36,283 --> 01:00:38,495 ‫season of "snl." ‫It is incredible that "snl" is ‫still going after all this time. 1498 01:00:38,519 --> 01:00:38,806 ‫It is incredible that ‫"snl" is still going 1499 01:00:38,830 --> 01:00:39,162 ‫after all this time. And ‫I'm just talking about 1500 01:00:39,186 --> 01:00:44,868 ‫still going after all this time. ‫And I'm just talking about ‫tonight's show. 1501 01:00:44,892 --> 01:00:47,237 ‫And I'm just talking about ‫tonight's show. ‫There are so many famous hosts 1502 01:00:47,261 --> 01:00:49,205 ‫tonight's show. ‫There are so many famous hosts ‫and musical guests here tonight 1503 01:00:49,229 --> 01:00:49,800 ‫there are so many ‫famous hosts and musical 1504 01:00:49,824 --> 01:00:50,507 ‫guests here tonight that ‫some huge names actually 1505 01:00:50,531 --> 01:00:52,006 ‫and musical guests here ‫tonight that some huge 1506 01:00:52,030 --> 01:00:53,443 ‫names actually have ‫to watch from studio 8g 1507 01:00:53,467 --> 01:00:55,045 ‫that some huge names actually ‫have to watch from studio 8g ‫next door as well as from the 1508 01:00:55,069 --> 01:00:55,415 ‫have to watch from ‫studio 8g next door as well 1509 01:00:55,439 --> 01:00:55,779 ‫as from the metropolitan ‫detention center in 1510 01:00:55,803 --> 01:01:01,284 ‫next door as well as from the ‫metropolitan detention center in ‫Brooklyn. 1511 01:01:01,308 --> 01:01:02,986 ‫Metropolitan detention center in ‫Brooklyn. ‫Oh, you went to the parties, 1512 01:01:03,010 --> 01:01:03,286 ‫Brooklyn. ‫Oh, you went to the parties, ‫okay. 1513 01:01:03,310 --> 01:01:05,255 ‫Oh, you went to the parties, ‫okay. ‫"Saturday night live" has won 1514 01:01:05,279 --> 01:01:08,792 ‫okay. ‫"Saturday night live" has won ‫95 emmys, one grammy, three 1515 01:01:08,816 --> 01:01:09,269 ‫"Saturday night live" ‫has won 95 emmys, one 1516 01:01:09,293 --> 01:01:09,759 ‫grammy, three peabodys, ‫and has over 100 Tonys 1517 01:01:09,783 --> 01:01:15,598 ‫95 emmys, one grammy, three ‫peabodys, and has over 100 Tonys ‫on the crew. 1518 01:01:15,622 --> 01:01:17,734 ‫Peabodys, and has over 100 Tonys ‫on the crew. ‫I'm kidding, but let's actually 1519 01:01:17,758 --> 01:01:24,307 ‫on the crew. ‫I'm kidding, but let's actually ‫take a moment to thank foez 1520 01:01:24,331 --> 01:01:25,475 ‫I'm kidding, but let's actually ‫take a moment to thank foez ‫hard- 1521 01:01:25,499 --> 01:01:27,110 ‫take a moment to thank foez ‫hard- ‫those hardworking crew guys. 1522 01:01:27,134 --> 01:01:29,145 ‫Hard- ‫those hardworking crew guys. ‫I want to thank those crew guy, 1523 01:01:29,169 --> 01:01:29,813 ‫those hardworking crew ‫guys. I want to thank 1524 01:01:29,837 --> 01:01:30,513 ‫those crew guy, and ‫also like to congratulate 1525 01:01:30,537 --> 01:01:31,147 ‫I want to thank those crew guy, ‫and also like to congratulate ‫them on their January 6th 1526 01:01:31,171 --> 01:01:32,582 ‫and also like to congratulate ‫them on their January 6th ‫pardons. 1527 01:01:32,606 --> 01:01:36,619 ‫Them on their January 6th ‫pardons. ‫[ Laughter ] 1528 01:01:36,643 --> 01:01:38,421 ‫Pardons. ‫[ Laughter ] ‫A lot of ponies. 1529 01:01:38,445 --> 01:01:40,423 ‫[ Laughter ] ‫A lot of ponies. ‫Health experts are facing 1530 01:01:40,447 --> 01:01:42,092 ‫a lot of ponies. ‫Health experts are facing ‫increased pressure in the face 1531 01:01:42,116 --> 01:01:43,431 ‫health experts are ‫facing increased pressure 1532 01:01:43,455 --> 01:01:44,661 ‫in the face of outbreak ‫of covid, the flu, 1533 01:01:44,685 --> 01:01:47,538 ‫increased pressure in ‫the face of outbreak of 1534 01:01:47,562 --> 01:01:50,667 ‫covid, the flu, rsv and ‫norovirus, which they're 1535 01:01:50,691 --> 01:01:51,830 ‫of outbreak of covid, ‫the flu, rsv and norovirus, 1536 01:01:51,854 --> 01:01:52,902 ‫which they're calling a ‫quad deem Mick. Emic, 1537 01:01:52,926 --> 01:01:54,334 ‫rsv and norovirus, which ‫they're calling a quad 1538 01:01:54,358 --> 01:01:55,739 ‫deem Mick. Emic, the ‫smart thing, packed every 1539 01:01:55,763 --> 01:01:58,308 ‫calling a quad deem Mick. Emic, ‫the smart thing, packed every ‫entertainer over 60 in one 1540 01:01:58,332 --> 01:01:58,641 ‫the smart thing, packed every ‫entertainer over 60 in one ‫stage. 1541 01:01:58,665 --> 01:02:00,009 ‫Entertainer over 60 in one ‫stage. ‫"Snl's" first major cast change 1542 01:02:00,033 --> 01:02:02,011 ‫stage. ‫"Snl's" first major cast change ‫was in season 2 when Chevy chase 1543 01:02:02,035 --> 01:02:02,423 ‫"snl's" first major cast ‫change was in season 2 1544 01:02:02,447 --> 01:02:02,846 ‫when Chevy chase left ‫the show and was replaced 1545 01:02:02,870 --> 01:02:04,647 ‫was in season 2 when Chevy chase ‫left the show and was replaced ‫by kenan Thompson. 1546 01:02:04,671 --> 01:02:08,852 ‫Left the show and was replaced ‫by kenan Thompson. ‫[ Laughter ] 1547 01:02:08,876 --> 01:02:11,421 ‫By kenan Thompson. ‫[ Laughter ] ‫Me and Colin are actually the 1548 01:02:11,445 --> 01:02:13,056 ‫[ laughter ] ‫Me and Colin are actually the ‫longest serving weekend update 1549 01:02:13,080 --> 01:02:13,556 ‫me and Colin are actually the ‫longest serving weekend update ‫anchors. 1550 01:02:13,580 --> 01:02:14,991 ‫Longest serving weekend update ‫anchors. ‫I've done weekend update for so 1551 01:02:15,015 --> 01:02:17,127 ‫anchors. ‫I've done weekend update for so ‫long, next season I'm co-hosting 1552 01:02:17,151 --> 01:02:20,930 ‫I've done weekend update for so ‫long, next season I'm co-hosting ‫with my son bronny. 1553 01:02:20,954 --> 01:02:23,533 ‫Long, next season I'm co-hosting ‫with my son bronny. ‫And since the 40est we've lost 1554 01:02:23,557 --> 01:02:26,636 ‫with my son bronny. ‫And since the 40est we've lost ‫the late great Norman Donald who 1555 01:02:26,660 --> 01:02:27,403 ‫and since the 40est we've lost ‫the late great Norman Donald who ‫hosted weekend update. 1556 01:02:27,427 --> 01:02:29,706 ‫The late great Norman Donald who ‫hosted weekend update. ‫That's right. 1557 01:02:29,730 --> 01:02:31,708 ‫Hosted weekend update. ‫That's right. ‫Norman Donald who hosted weekend 1558 01:02:31,732 --> 01:02:33,676 ‫that's right. ‫Norman Donald who hosted weekend ‫update until he was fired for 1559 01:02:33,700 --> 01:02:34,619 ‫Norman Donald who hosted ‫weekend update until he 1560 01:02:34,643 --> 01:02:35,545 ‫was fired for making ‫jokes about o.J. Simpson, 1561 01:02:35,569 --> 01:02:36,464 ‫update until he was ‫fired for making jokes 1562 01:02:36,488 --> 01:02:37,514 ‫about o.J. Simpson, and ‫he is one of my heroes. 1563 01:02:37,538 --> 01:02:38,421 ‫Making jokes about o.J. ‫Simpson, and he is one 1564 01:02:38,445 --> 01:02:39,349 ‫of my heroes. So if he ‫is watching up there, I 1565 01:02:39,373 --> 01:02:39,752 ‫and he is one of my ‫heroes. So if he is watching 1566 01:02:39,776 --> 01:02:40,116 ‫up there, I just want ‫to say, we love you, 1567 01:02:40,140 --> 01:02:43,753 ‫so if he is watching up there, I ‫just want to say, we love you, ‫o.J. 1568 01:02:43,777 --> 01:02:45,088 ‫Just want to say, we love you, ‫o.J. ‫Well, there is a lot going on 1569 01:02:45,112 --> 01:02:46,289 ‫o.j. ‫Well, there is a lot going on ‫in the world right now, and here 1570 01:02:46,313 --> 01:02:47,494 ‫well, there is a lot ‫going on in the world 1571 01:02:47,518 --> 01:02:48,858 ‫right now, and here to ‫tell US her thoughts on all 1572 01:02:48,882 --> 01:02:50,709 ‫in the world right now, ‫and here to tell US her 1573 01:02:50,733 --> 01:02:52,562 ‫thoughts on all of it ‫is the girl you wish you 1574 01:02:52,586 --> 01:02:52,987 ‫to tell US her thoughts ‫on all of it is the 1575 01:02:53,011 --> 01:02:53,463 ‫girl you wish you hadn't ‫started a conversation 1576 01:02:53,487 --> 01:02:54,297 ‫of it is the girl you wish you ‫hadn't started a conversation ‫with at a party. 1577 01:02:54,321 --> 01:02:58,234 ‫Hadn't started a conversation ‫with at a party. ‫Oh, my gosh, notice anything 1578 01:02:58,258 --> 01:02:58,768 ‫with at a party. ‫Oh, my gosh, notice anything ‫different about me. 1579 01:02:58,792 --> 01:03:00,136 ‫Oh, my gosh, notice anything ‫different about me. ‫Are you pregnant? 1580 01:03:00,160 --> 01:03:01,037 ‫Different about me. ‫Are you pregnant? ‫Wow. 1581 01:03:01,061 --> 01:03:03,473 ‫Are you pregnant? ‫Wow. ‫You just assume I'm pregnant. 1582 01:03:03,497 --> 01:03:04,674 ‫Wow. ‫You just assume I'm pregnant. ‫Just because I have a baby 1583 01:03:04,698 --> 01:03:08,278 ‫you just assume I'm pregnant. ‫Just because I have a baby ‫inside me. 1584 01:03:08,302 --> 01:03:12,882 ‫Just because I have a baby ‫inside me. ‫That's misogynistic. 1585 01:03:12,906 --> 01:03:13,416 ‫Inside me. ‫That's misogynistic. ‫Congratulations. 1586 01:03:13,440 --> 01:03:13,983 ‫That's misogynistic. ‫Congratulations. ‫It's nice to see. 1587 01:03:14,007 --> 01:03:16,653 ‫Congratulations. ‫It's nice to see. ‫Oh, is it nice, Michael? 1588 01:03:16,677 --> 01:03:20,723 ‫It's nice to see. ‫Oh, is it nice, Michael? ‫Is it nice to be on the verge of 1589 01:03:20,747 --> 01:03:22,058 ‫oh, is it nice, Michael? ‫Is it nice to be on the verge of ‫the apocalypse. 1590 01:03:22,082 --> 01:03:23,226 ‫Is it nice to be on the verge of ‫the apocalypse. ‫It's devastating. 1591 01:03:23,250 --> 01:03:25,795 ‫The apocalypse. ‫It's devastating. ‫It's a constipational crisis, 1592 01:03:25,819 --> 01:03:26,429 ‫it's devastating. ‫It's a constipational crisis, ‫literally for me. 1593 01:03:26,453 --> 01:03:28,464 ‫It's a constipational crisis, ‫literally for me. ‫Do I want to bring a baby into 1594 01:03:28,488 --> 01:03:30,733 ‫literally for me. ‫Do I want to bring a baby into ‫the world or should I keep her 1595 01:03:30,757 --> 01:03:31,298 ‫do I want to bring a ‫baby into the world or 1596 01:03:31,322 --> 01:03:31,968 ‫should I keep her in here ‫for another 3 1/2 years. 1597 01:03:31,992 --> 01:03:32,415 ‫The world or should ‫I keep her in here for 1598 01:03:32,439 --> 01:03:32,936 ‫another 3 1/2 years. >> ‫I don't think you can do 1599 01:03:32,960 --> 01:03:33,236 ‫in here for another 3 1/2 years. ‫I don't think you can do ‫that. 1600 01:03:33,260 --> 01:03:35,638 ‫I don't think you can do ‫that. ‫Oh, I guess you know more 1601 01:03:35,662 --> 01:03:37,974 ‫that. ‫Oh, I guess you know more ‫than my ob/gyn. 1602 01:03:37,998 --> 01:03:40,577 ‫Oh, I guess you know more ‫than my ob/gyn. ‫Do your research, Michael. 1603 01:03:40,601 --> 01:03:40,977 ‫Than my ob/gyn. ‫Do your research, Michael. ‫Facts. 1604 01:03:41,001 --> 01:03:42,045 ‫Do your research, Michael. ‫Facts. ‫90% of babies born today will 1605 01:03:42,069 --> 01:03:44,747 ‫facts. ‫90% of babies born today will ‫never know who your father is. 1606 01:03:44,771 --> 01:03:45,849 ‫90% of babies born today will ‫never know who your father is. ‫My father? 1607 01:03:45,873 --> 01:03:48,451 ‫Never know who your father is. ‫My father? ‫Three out of four kids get 1608 01:03:48,475 --> 01:03:48,785 ‫my father? ‫Three out of four kids get ‫bullied. 1609 01:03:48,809 --> 01:03:49,519 ‫Three out of four kids get ‫bullied. ‫And only two of them deserve it. 1610 01:03:49,543 --> 01:03:51,354 ‫Bullied. ‫And only two of them deserve it. ‫What? 1611 01:03:51,378 --> 01:03:54,290 ‫And only two of them deserve it. ‫What? ‫And there are people in 1612 01:03:54,314 --> 01:03:55,792 ‫what? ‫And there are people in ‫Africa right now... 1613 01:03:55,816 --> 01:03:56,793 ‫and there are people in ‫Africa right now... ‫was that it? 1614 01:03:56,817 --> 01:03:57,393 ‫Africa right now... ‫was that it? ‫Yes. 1615 01:03:57,417 --> 01:03:58,561 ‫Was that it? ‫Yes. ‫There are people there now. 1616 01:03:58,585 --> 01:03:59,762 ‫Yes. ‫There are people there now. ‫You should know that, Michael. 1617 01:03:59,786 --> 01:04:00,430 ‫There are people there now. ‫You should know that, Michael. ‫Read a phone. 1618 01:04:00,454 --> 01:04:05,034 ‫You should know that, Michael. ‫Read a phone. ‫[ Laughter ] 1619 01:04:05,058 --> 01:04:07,170 ‫Read a phone. ‫[ Laughter ] ‫Have your elon salute really 1620 01:04:07,194 --> 01:04:07,503 ‫[ laughter ] ‫Have your elon salute really ‫quick. 1621 01:04:07,527 --> 01:04:08,271 ‫Have your elon salute really ‫quick. ‫No, don't do that. 1622 01:04:08,295 --> 01:04:10,039 ‫Quick. ‫No, don't do that. ‫I have to do this dance. 1623 01:04:10,063 --> 01:04:11,140 ‫No, don't do that. ‫I have to do this dance. ‫I'm sorry, where did you 1624 01:04:11,164 --> 01:04:11,441 ‫I have to do this dance. ‫I'm sorry, where did you ‫work? 1625 01:04:11,465 --> 01:04:12,141 ‫I'm sorry, where did you ‫work? ‫I'm the press secretary at 1626 01:04:12,165 --> 01:04:17,947 ‫work? ‫I'm the press secretary at ‫the white house. 1627 01:04:17,971 --> 01:04:19,549 ‫I'm the press secretary at ‫the white house. ‫People are so angry about dei, 1628 01:04:19,573 --> 01:04:22,685 ‫the white house. ‫People are so angry about dei, ‫well, stop drinking and driving. 1629 01:04:22,709 --> 01:04:23,920 ‫People are so angry about dei, ‫well, stop drinking and driving. ‫Bettina, bettina! 1630 01:04:23,944 --> 01:04:25,688 ‫Well, stop drinking and driving. ‫Bettina, bettina! ‫Who are you talking to? 1631 01:04:25,712 --> 01:04:26,789 ‫Bettina, bettina! ‫Who are you talking to? ‫That's bettina. 1632 01:04:26,813 --> 01:04:28,224 ‫Who are you talking to? ‫That's bettina. ‫She is a horrible person. 1633 01:04:28,248 --> 01:04:29,425 ‫That's bettina. ‫She is a horrible person. ‫At least now we have some good 1634 01:04:29,449 --> 01:04:31,327 ‫she is a horrible person. ‫At least now we have some good ‫people in charge. 1635 01:04:31,351 --> 01:04:34,797 ‫At least now we have some good ‫people in charge. ‫Like everyone's mad that rf 1636 01:04:34,821 --> 01:04:37,033 ‫people in charge. ‫Like everyone's mad that rf ‫Carlos Jr. is a nippo baby, but 1637 01:04:37,057 --> 01:04:38,668 ‫like everyone's mad that rf ‫Carlos Jr. is a nippo baby, but ‫hi brain worm earned it. 1638 01:04:38,692 --> 01:04:39,802 ‫Carlos Jr. is a nippo baby, but ‫hi brain worm earned it. ‫It ate its way to the top. 1639 01:04:39,826 --> 01:04:42,605 ‫Hi brain worm earned it. ‫It ate its way to the top. ‫Oh my god. 1640 01:04:42,629 --> 01:04:46,376 ‫It ate its way to the top. ‫Oh my god. ‫In fallujah, why is no one 1641 01:04:46,400 --> 01:04:51,414 ‫oh my god. ‫In fallujah, why is no one ‫talking about Luigi woman-gione. 1642 01:04:51,438 --> 01:04:51,781 ‫In fallujah, why is no one ‫talking about Luigi woman-gione. ‫Yes. 1643 01:04:51,805 --> 01:04:53,549 ‫Talking about Luigi woman-gione. ‫Yes. ‫I just blew Michael che. 1644 01:04:53,573 --> 01:04:54,017 ‫Yes. ‫I just blew Michael che. ‫You're welcome. 1645 01:04:54,041 --> 01:04:54,817 ‫I just blew Michael che. ‫You're welcome. ‫Well, thank you. 1646 01:04:54,841 --> 01:04:56,586 ‫You're welcome. ‫Well, thank you. ‫And by the way, can I ask who 1647 01:04:56,610 --> 01:04:57,220 ‫well, thank you. ‫And by the way, can I ask who ‫the father is? 1648 01:04:57,244 --> 01:05:02,792 ‫And by the way, can I ask who ‫the father is? ‫You sure can! 1649 01:05:02,816 --> 01:05:03,359 ‫The father is? ‫You sure can! ‫Wow. 1650 01:05:03,383 --> 01:05:04,427 ‫You sure can! ‫Wow. ‫Huge reveal. 1651 01:05:04,451 --> 01:05:07,430 ‫Wow. ‫Huge reveal. ‫Oh my god. 1652 01:05:07,454 --> 01:05:07,730 ‫Huge reveal. ‫Oh my god. ‫Huge. 1653 01:05:07,754 --> 01:05:09,132 ‫Oh my god. ‫Huge. ‫You two are together? 1654 01:05:09,156 --> 01:05:10,733 ‫Huge. ‫You two are together? ‫Yep. 1655 01:05:10,757 --> 01:05:12,535 ‫You two are together? ‫Yep. ‫We're the typical Hollywood 1656 01:05:12,559 --> 01:05:12,869 ‫yep. ‫We're the typical Hollywood ‫couple. 1657 01:05:12,893 --> 01:05:14,704 ‫We're the typical Hollywood ‫couple. ‫A beautiful woman in her 30s, 1658 01:05:14,728 --> 01:05:17,674 ‫couple. ‫A beautiful woman in her 30s, ‫drunk idiot in his 70s. 1659 01:05:17,698 --> 01:05:19,175 ‫A beautiful woman in her 30s, ‫drunk idiot in his 70s. ‫You're really going to be a 1660 01:05:19,199 --> 01:05:19,809 ‫drunk idiot in his 70s. ‫You're really going to be a ‫dad? 1661 01:05:19,833 --> 01:05:20,543 ‫You're really going to be a ‫dad? ‫Hey, if Alec Baldwin can do 1662 01:05:20,567 --> 01:05:22,845 ‫dad? ‫Hey, if Alec Baldwin can do ‫it. 1663 01:05:22,869 --> 01:05:24,714 ‫Hey, if Alec Baldwin can do ‫it. ‫When I was a kid, everyone was 1664 01:05:24,738 --> 01:05:28,818 ‫it. ‫When I was a kid, everyone was ‫pregnant. 1665 01:05:28,842 --> 01:05:29,585 ‫When I was a kid, everyone was ‫pregnant. ‫High school baby married Vietnam 1666 01:05:29,609 --> 01:05:33,656 ‫pregnant. ‫High school baby married Vietnam ‫job you hate. 1667 01:05:33,680 --> 01:05:33,957 ‫High school baby married Vietnam ‫job you hate. ‫Okay? 1668 01:05:33,981 --> 01:05:37,827 ‫Job you hate. ‫Okay? ‫But nowadays, it's just oh, i'm 1669 01:05:37,851 --> 01:05:41,097 ‫okay? ‫But nowadays, it's just oh, i'm ‫sorry, can you yassify my 1670 01:05:41,121 --> 01:05:43,199 ‫but nowadays, it's just oh, i'm ‫sorry, can you yassify my ‫chickpea pasta? 1671 01:05:43,223 --> 01:05:45,702 ‫Sorry, can you yassify my ‫chickpea pasta? ‫Excuse me, excuse me, are these 1672 01:05:45,726 --> 01:05:48,304 ‫chickpea pasta? ‫Excuse me, excuse me, are these ‫flare jeans ai? 1673 01:05:48,328 --> 01:05:49,072 ‫Excuse me, excuse me, are these ‫flare jeans ai? ‫Ooh, oh, wait, we're in a brave 1674 01:05:49,096 --> 01:05:52,108 ‫flare jeans ai? ‫Ooh, oh, wait, we're in a brave ‫new world. 1675 01:05:52,132 --> 01:05:52,709 ‫Ooh, oh, wait, we're in a brave ‫new world. ‫Not my captain america. 1676 01:05:52,733 --> 01:05:53,676 ‫New world. ‫Not my captain america. ‫Okay. 1677 01:05:53,700 --> 01:05:58,614 ‫Not my captain america. ‫Okay. ‫Okay. 1678 01:05:58,638 --> 01:06:03,086 ‫Okay. ‫Okay. ‫Drunk uncle. 1679 01:06:03,110 --> 01:06:05,822 ‫Okay. ‫Drunk uncle. ‫> 1680 01:06:05,846 --> 01:06:09,225 ‫drunk uncle. ‫> ‫I rip your buttons off. 1681 01:06:09,249 --> 01:06:12,362 ‫> ‫I rip your buttons off. ‫♪ if I could turn back time ♪ 1682 01:06:12,386 --> 01:06:16,717 ‫I rip your buttons ‫off. ♪ if I could turn 1683 01:06:16,741 --> 01:06:21,170 ‫back time ♪ ♪ if I ‫could... rip your shirt ♪ 1684 01:06:21,194 --> 01:06:21,671 ‫♪ if I could turn back time ♪ ‫♪ if I could... rip your shirt ♪ ‫drunk uncle. 1685 01:06:21,695 --> 01:06:26,609 ‫♪ If I could... rip your shirt ♪ ‫drunk uncle. ‫So I'm not land shark, okay? 1686 01:06:26,633 --> 01:06:32,782 ‫Drunk uncle. ‫So I'm not land shark, okay? ‫So I'm not Brian fellows, okay? 1687 01:06:32,806 --> 01:06:35,760 ‫So I'm not land ‫shark, okay? So I'm not 1688 01:06:35,784 --> 01:06:39,155 ‫Brian fellows, okay? So ‫I'm not beautiful guest 1689 01:06:39,179 --> 01:06:39,689 ‫so I'm not Brian fellows, okay? ‫So I'm not beautiful guest ‫timothee chalamet! 1690 01:06:39,713 --> 01:06:42,725 ‫So I'm not beautiful guest ‫timothee chalamet! ‫G burger, g burger, g burger. 1691 01:06:42,749 --> 01:06:44,360 ‫Timothee chalamet! ‫G burger, g burger, g burger. ‫Yes, from the '70s. 1692 01:06:44,384 --> 01:06:49,165 ‫G burger, g burger, g burger. ‫Yes, from the '70s. ‫No, I misplaced 14 1693 01:06:49,189 --> 01:06:49,599 ‫yes, from the '70s. ‫No, I misplaced 14 ‫cheesebergers. 1694 01:06:49,623 --> 01:06:50,867 ‫No, I misplaced 14 ‫cheesebergers. ‫I'm sorry, but I think you 1695 01:06:50,891 --> 01:06:51,501 ‫cheesebergers. ‫I'm sorry, but I think you ‫might be too drunk. 1696 01:06:51,525 --> 01:06:52,235 ‫I'm sorry, but I think you ‫might be too drunk. ‫Yes, I had to tackle Paul 1697 01:06:52,259 --> 01:06:54,303 ‫might be too drunk. ‫Yes, I had to tackle Paul ‫Simon. 1698 01:06:54,327 --> 01:06:55,972 ‫Yes, I had to tackle Paul ‫Simon. ‫But I missed, and now Sabrina 1699 01:06:55,996 --> 01:06:56,472 ‫Simon. ‫But I missed, and now Sabrina ‫carpenter's dead. 1700 01:06:56,496 --> 01:06:59,475 ‫But I missed, and now Sabrina ‫carpenter's dead. ‫Okay. 1701 01:06:59,499 --> 01:07:01,978 ‫Carpenter's dead. ‫Okay. ‫Drunk uncle and girl at a 1702 01:07:02,002 --> 01:07:02,478 ‫okay. ‫Drunk uncle and girl at a ‫party, everyone. 1703 01:07:02,502 --> 01:07:06,382 ‫Drunk uncle and girl at a ‫party, everyone. ‫♪ if I could turn... 1704 01:07:06,406 --> 01:07:07,216 ‫Party, everyone. ‫♪ if I could turn... ‫bettina. 1705 01:07:07,240 --> 01:07:08,151 ‫♪ If I could turn... ‫bettina. ‫Bettina. 1706 01:07:08,175 --> 01:07:09,752 ‫Bettina. ‫Bettina. ‫And now we will throw it over to 1707 01:07:09,776 --> 01:07:11,120 ‫bettina. ‫And now we will throw it over to ‫you, Seth. 1708 01:07:11,144 --> 01:07:12,221 ‫And now we will throw it over to ‫you, Seth. ‫Thank you, Amy. 1709 01:07:12,245 --> 01:07:14,557 ‫You, Seth. ‫Thank you, Amy. ‫I really appreciate it. 1710 01:07:14,581 --> 01:07:15,691 ‫Thank you, Amy. ‫I really appreciate it. ‫You know, it's important that we 1711 01:07:15,715 --> 01:07:17,393 ‫I really appreciate it. ‫You know, it's important that we ‫spend some time tonight talking 1712 01:07:17,417 --> 01:07:18,333 ‫you know, it's important ‫that we spend some time 1713 01:07:18,357 --> 01:07:19,295 ‫tonight talking about ‫lorne Michaels, and no one 1714 01:07:19,319 --> 01:07:20,338 ‫spend some time ‫tonight talking about lorne 1715 01:07:20,362 --> 01:07:21,597 ‫Michaels, and no one knows ‫him better than our next 1716 01:07:21,621 --> 01:07:21,964 ‫about lorne Michaels, and no one ‫knows him better than our next ‫guest. 1717 01:07:21,988 --> 01:07:23,099 ‫Knows him better than our next ‫guest. ‫Please welcome lorne's best 1718 01:07:23,123 --> 01:07:23,966 ‫guest. ‫Please welcome lorne's best ‫friends from growing up. 1719 01:07:23,990 --> 01:07:27,970 ‫Please welcome lorne's best ‫friends from growing up. ‫[ Applause ] 1720 01:07:27,994 --> 01:07:30,173 ‫Friends from growing up. ‫[ Applause ] ‫Hi, guys. 1721 01:07:30,197 --> 01:07:30,840 ‫[ Applause ] ‫Hi, guys. ‫How you doing? 1722 01:07:30,864 --> 01:07:32,141 ‫Hi, guys. ‫How you doing? ‫Better than anyone. 1723 01:07:32,165 --> 01:07:33,176 ‫How you doing? ‫Better than anyone. ‫What's lorne really like? 1724 01:07:33,200 --> 01:07:34,377 ‫Better than anyone. ‫What's lorne really like? ‫Oh, he is the best. 1725 01:07:34,401 --> 01:07:35,545 ‫What's lorne really like? ‫Oh, he is the best. ‫He is relax and chill. 1726 01:07:35,569 --> 01:07:38,014 ‫Oh, he is the best. ‫He is relax and chill. ‫He is super down to earth and 1727 01:07:38,038 --> 01:07:38,448 ‫he is relax and chill. ‫He is super down to earth and ‫approachable. 1728 01:07:38,472 --> 01:07:39,115 ‫He is super down to earth and ‫approachable. ‫We love, we love him. 1729 01:07:39,139 --> 01:07:39,649 ‫Approachable. ‫We love, we love him. ‫He is our buddy. 1730 01:07:39,673 --> 01:07:43,486 ‫We love, we love him. ‫He is our buddy. ‫Totally, yes. 1731 01:07:43,510 --> 01:07:49,292 ‫He is our buddy. ‫Totally, yes. ‫I will say sometimes he can 1732 01:07:49,316 --> 01:07:50,393 ‫totally, yes. ‫I will say sometimes he can ‫be a little rude. 1733 01:07:50,417 --> 01:07:52,295 ‫I will say sometimes he can ‫be a little rude. ‫Yeah, like a month ago, he 1734 01:07:52,319 --> 01:07:53,896 ‫be a little rude. ‫Yeah, like a month ago, he ‫asked US to help him move. 1735 01:07:53,920 --> 01:07:55,498 ‫Yeah, like a month ago, he ‫asked US to help him move. ‫And we're like sure, of course. 1736 01:07:55,522 --> 01:07:56,399 ‫Asked US to help him move. ‫And we're like sure, of course. ‫Help you move. 1737 01:07:56,423 --> 01:07:58,101 ‫And we're like sure, of course. ‫Help you move. ‫Have a little dinner, whatever. 1738 01:07:58,125 --> 01:07:59,502 ‫Help you move. ‫Have a little dinner, whatever. ‫So we get there. 1739 01:07:59,526 --> 01:08:01,437 ‫Have a little dinner, whatever. ‫So we get there. ‫Lorne opens the door, and he is 1740 01:08:01,461 --> 01:08:04,073 ‫so we get there. ‫Lorne opens the door, and he is ‫like oh, you two. 1741 01:08:04,097 --> 01:08:05,975 ‫Lorne opens the door, and he is ‫like oh, you two. ‫And we're like what? 1742 01:08:05,999 --> 01:08:07,577 ‫Like oh, you two. ‫And we're like what? ‫You invited US. 1743 01:08:07,601 --> 01:08:08,811 ‫And we're like what? ‫You invited US. ‫We don't have to be here. 1744 01:08:08,835 --> 01:08:09,879 ‫You invited US. ‫We don't have to be here. ‫So we look around. 1745 01:08:09,903 --> 01:08:10,413 ‫We don't have to be here. ‫So we look around. ‫Nothing is packed. 1746 01:08:10,437 --> 01:08:14,117 ‫So we look around. ‫Nothing is packed. ‫Nothing is packed. 1747 01:08:14,141 --> 01:08:16,919 ‫Nothing is packed. ‫Nothing is packed. ‫You haven't even started yet? 1748 01:08:16,943 --> 01:08:18,821 ‫Nothing is packed. ‫You haven't even started yet? ‫And then he starts pointing at 1749 01:08:18,845 --> 01:08:19,539 ‫you haven't even ‫started yet? And then he 1750 01:08:19,563 --> 01:08:20,323 ‫starts pointing at ‫paintings and saying this is 1751 01:08:20,347 --> 01:08:21,513 ‫and then he starts ‫pointing at paintings and 1752 01:08:21,537 --> 01:08:22,758 ‫saying this is from ‫Steve, this is from Paul, 1753 01:08:22,782 --> 01:08:24,260 ‫paintings and saying this is ‫from Steve, this is from Paul, ‫this is from Mick. 1754 01:08:24,284 --> 01:08:25,495 ‫From Steve, this is from Paul, ‫this is from Mick. ‫And does he mean Mick Jagger? 1755 01:08:25,519 --> 01:08:28,598 ‫This is from Mick. ‫And does he mean Mick Jagger? ‫Just to say it. 1756 01:08:28,622 --> 01:08:29,832 ‫And does he mean Mick Jagger? ‫Just to say it. ‫I'm sorry, you guys have to 1757 01:08:29,856 --> 01:08:30,199 ‫just to say it. ‫I'm sorry, you guys have to ‫speak up. 1758 01:08:30,223 --> 01:08:30,933 ‫I'm sorry, you guys have to ‫speak up. ‫I don't think anybody can hear 1759 01:08:30,957 --> 01:08:32,401 ‫speak up. ‫I don't think anybody can hear ‫you. 1760 01:08:32,425 --> 01:08:34,437 ‫I don't think anybody can hear ‫you. ‫But also, it does sound like 1761 01:08:34,461 --> 01:08:35,705 ‫you. ‫But also, it does sound like ‫maybe lorne can be a little 1762 01:08:35,729 --> 01:08:36,105 ‫but also, it does sound like ‫maybe lorne can be a little ‫difficult. 1763 01:08:36,129 --> 01:08:36,472 ‫Maybe lorne can be a little ‫difficult. ‫No. 1764 01:08:36,496 --> 01:08:37,073 ‫Difficult. ‫No. ‫No, no. 1765 01:08:37,097 --> 01:08:37,340 ‫No. ‫No, no. ‫No. 1766 01:08:37,364 --> 01:08:37,940 ‫No, no. ‫No. ‫He is our friend. 1767 01:08:37,964 --> 01:08:39,075 ‫No. ‫He is our friend. ‫He is our best friend. 1768 01:08:39,099 --> 01:08:42,945 ‫He is our friend. ‫He is our best friend. ‫He is easy-breezy crazy time, 1769 01:08:42,969 --> 01:08:46,015 ‫he is our best friend. ‫He is easy-breezy crazy time, ‫all of it. 1770 01:08:46,039 --> 01:08:48,851 ‫He is easy-breezy crazy time, ‫all of it. ‫I will say he can be kind of 1771 01:08:48,875 --> 01:08:49,886 ‫all of it. ‫I will say he can be kind of ‫like inconsiderate. 1772 01:08:49,910 --> 01:08:52,188 ‫I will say he can be kind of ‫like inconsiderate. ‫Like we're packing his stuff for 1773 01:08:52,212 --> 01:08:53,556 ‫like inconsiderate. ‫Like we're packing his stuff for ‫hours, and he's gone. 1774 01:08:53,580 --> 01:08:57,527 ‫Like we're packing his stuff for ‫hours, and he's gone. ‫And he comes back, and oh, hey, 1775 01:08:57,551 --> 01:08:59,228 ‫hours, and he's gone. ‫And he comes back, and oh, hey, ‫like which bathroom can I use? 1776 01:08:59,252 --> 01:09:00,157 ‫And he comes back, and ‫oh, hey, like which bathroom 1777 01:09:00,181 --> 01:09:00,963 ‫can I use? And he ‫goes there is a Starbucks 1778 01:09:00,987 --> 01:09:03,733 ‫like which bathroom can I use? ‫And he goes there is a Starbucks ‫across the street. 1779 01:09:03,757 --> 01:09:06,335 ‫And he goes there is a Starbucks ‫across the street. ‫But you have to buy something 1780 01:09:06,359 --> 01:09:06,636 ‫across the street. ‫But you have to buy something ‫first. 1781 01:09:06,660 --> 01:09:07,336 ‫But you have to buy something ‫first. ‫So get me a latte. 1782 01:09:07,360 --> 01:09:10,806 ‫First. ‫So get me a latte. ‫What? 1783 01:09:10,830 --> 01:09:15,278 ‫So get me a latte. ‫What? ‫We're helping you move. 1784 01:09:15,302 --> 01:09:17,313 ‫What? ‫We're helping you move. ‫Again, you guys have to speak 1785 01:09:17,337 --> 01:09:17,580 ‫we're helping you move. ‫Again, you guys have to speak ‫up. 1786 01:09:17,604 --> 01:09:19,615 ‫Again, you guys have to speak ‫up. ‫But it seems like maybe you guys 1787 01:09:19,639 --> 01:09:21,217 ‫up. ‫But it seems like maybe you guys ‫aren't that good a friends with 1788 01:09:21,241 --> 01:09:21,517 ‫but it seems like maybe you guys ‫aren't that good a friends with ‫him. 1789 01:09:21,541 --> 01:09:23,019 ‫Aren't that good a friends with ‫him. ‫Oh, no, no, no. 1790 01:09:23,043 --> 01:09:23,553 ‫Him. ‫Oh, no, no, no. ‫Best friends. 1791 01:09:23,577 --> 01:09:24,520 ‫Oh, no, no, no. ‫Best friends. ‫He is our person. 1792 01:09:24,544 --> 01:09:26,289 ‫Best friends. ‫He is our person. ‫He is our person. 1793 01:09:26,313 --> 01:09:26,956 ‫He is our person. ‫He is our person. ‫My emergency contact. 1794 01:09:26,980 --> 01:09:29,325 ‫He is our person. ‫My emergency contact. ‫He gets all my organs if I 1795 01:09:29,349 --> 01:09:29,592 ‫my emergency contact. ‫He gets all my organs if I ‫die. 1796 01:09:29,616 --> 01:09:31,427 ‫He gets all my organs if I ‫die. ‫I love him so much. 1797 01:09:31,451 --> 01:09:32,328 ‫Die. ‫I love him so much. ‫But any way, it's like it's 1798 01:09:32,352 --> 01:09:34,764 ‫I love him so much. ‫But any way, it's like it's ‫nighttime. 1799 01:09:34,788 --> 01:09:37,099 ‫But any way, it's like it's ‫nighttime. ‫And he's like... he's like i'm 1800 01:09:37,123 --> 01:09:41,504 ‫nighttime. ‫And he's like... he's like i'm ‫going to dinner, keep at it. 1801 01:09:41,528 --> 01:09:42,133 ‫And he's like... he's ‫like i'm going to dinner, 1802 01:09:42,157 --> 01:09:42,738 ‫keep at it. >> We've ‫been packing your stuff 1803 01:09:42,762 --> 01:09:43,339 ‫going to dinner, keep at it. ‫We've been packing your stuff ‫all day. 1804 01:09:43,363 --> 01:09:45,174 ‫We've been packing your stuff ‫all day. ‫Where are we supposed to eat? 1805 01:09:45,198 --> 01:09:47,710 ‫All day. ‫Where are we supposed to eat? ‫And he goes, by the way you two 1806 01:09:47,734 --> 01:09:48,260 ‫where are we supposed ‫to eat? And he goes, by 1807 01:09:48,284 --> 01:09:48,811 ‫the way you two look, ‫I don't think you need 1808 01:09:48,835 --> 01:09:52,181 ‫and he goes, by the way you two ‫look, I don't think you need ‫help finding food. 1809 01:09:52,205 --> 01:09:52,515 ‫Look, I don't think you need ‫help finding food. ‫What? 1810 01:09:52,539 --> 01:09:55,685 ‫Help finding food. ‫What? ‫He is he saying we're fat? 1811 01:09:55,709 --> 01:09:57,253 ‫What? ‫He is he saying we're fat? ‫He can't talk to US like 1812 01:09:57,277 --> 01:09:57,553 ‫he is he saying we're fat? ‫He can't talk to US like ‫that. 1813 01:09:57,577 --> 01:09:58,654 ‫He can't talk to US like ‫that. ‫We're friends from growing up. 1814 01:09:58,678 --> 01:10:01,958 ‫That. ‫We're friends from growing up. ‫And then he goes you guys had 1815 01:10:01,982 --> 01:10:03,041 ‫we're friends from ‫growing up. >> And then he 1816 01:10:03,065 --> 01:10:04,126 ‫goes you guys had a ‫problem with me from the 1817 01:10:04,150 --> 01:10:05,328 ‫and then he goes you guys had ‫a problem with me from the ‫moment you walked in here. 1818 01:10:05,352 --> 01:10:07,496 ‫A problem with me from the ‫moment you walked in here. ‫You didn't ask me how my day was 1819 01:10:07,520 --> 01:10:08,631 ‫moment you walked in here. ‫You didn't ask me how my day was ‫or notice my haircut. 1820 01:10:08,655 --> 01:10:11,834 ‫You didn't ask me how my day was ‫or notice my haircut. ‫You don't understand how much 1821 01:10:11,858 --> 01:10:12,368 ‫or notice my haircut. ‫You don't understand how much ‫pressure I'm under. 1822 01:10:12,392 --> 01:10:15,671 ‫You don't understand how much ‫pressure I'm under. ‫Nbc's breathing down my neck. 1823 01:10:15,695 --> 01:10:18,040 ‫Pressure I'm under. ‫Nbc's breathing down my neck. ‫Making 100 documentaries and 1824 01:10:18,064 --> 01:10:19,070 ‫nbc's breathing down ‫my neck. >> Making 100 1825 01:10:19,094 --> 01:10:20,243 ‫documentaries and they ‫don't even give me a free 1826 01:10:20,267 --> 01:10:20,643 ‫making 100 documentaries and ‫they don't even give me a free ‫membership. 1827 01:10:20,667 --> 01:10:22,678 ‫They don't even give me a free ‫membership. ‫Guys, I can barely hear you, 1828 01:10:22,702 --> 01:10:24,113 ‫membership. ‫Guys, I can barely hear you, ‫but it sounds like you have a 1829 01:10:24,137 --> 01:10:24,814 ‫guys, I can barely hear you, ‫but it sounds like you have a ‫deeply dysfunctional 1830 01:10:24,838 --> 01:10:25,548 ‫but it sounds like you have a ‫deeply dysfunctional ‫relationship with him. 1831 01:10:25,572 --> 01:10:25,881 ‫Deeply dysfunctional ‫relationship with him. ‫No. 1832 01:10:25,905 --> 01:10:27,116 ‫Relationship with him. ‫No. ‫No, no, no. 1833 01:10:27,140 --> 01:10:28,784 ‫No. ‫No, no, no. ‫It's kind of how you feel 1834 01:10:28,808 --> 01:10:31,254 ‫no, no, no. ‫It's kind of how you feel ‫about Colin and che. 1835 01:10:31,278 --> 01:10:32,622 ‫It's kind of how you feel ‫about Colin and che. ‫No, I love Colin and che. 1836 01:10:32,646 --> 01:10:33,656 ‫About Colin and che. ‫No, I love Colin and che. ‫They're the best. 1837 01:10:33,680 --> 01:10:35,324 ‫No, I love Colin and che. ‫They're the best. ‫I will say, I do feel like their 1838 01:10:35,348 --> 01:10:35,992 ‫they're the best. ‫I will say, I do feel like their ‫chemistry is like a work in 1839 01:10:36,016 --> 01:10:40,162 ‫I will say, I do feel like their ‫chemistry is like a work in ‫progress. 1840 01:10:40,186 --> 01:10:43,866 ‫Chemistry is like a work in ‫progress. ‫Seth meyers, everybody. 1841 01:10:43,890 --> 01:10:44,634 ‫Progress. ‫Seth meyers, everybody. ‫Lorne's best friends growing 1842 01:10:44,658 --> 01:10:45,067 ‫Seth meyers, everybody. ‫Lorne's best friends growing ‫up, everybody. 1843 01:10:45,091 --> 01:10:48,237 ‫Lorne's best friends growing ‫up, everybody. ‫[ Applause ] 1844 01:10:48,261 --> 01:10:50,573 ‫Up, everybody. ‫[ Applause ] ‫Well, you guys, you may have 1845 01:10:50,597 --> 01:10:52,575 ‫[ applause ] ‫Well, you guys, you may have ‫seen in the lead-up, the 50th 1846 01:10:52,599 --> 01:10:55,845 ‫well, you guys, you may have ‫seen in the lead-up, the 50th ‫anniversary there a lot of 1847 01:10:55,869 --> 01:10:56,445 ‫seen in the lead-up, the 50th ‫anniversary there a lot of ‫"snl" -related lists and 1848 01:10:56,469 --> 01:10:56,812 ‫anniversary there a lot of ‫"snl" -related lists and ‫rankings. 1849 01:10:56,836 --> 01:10:58,381 ‫"Snl" -related lists and ‫rankings. ‫Here with his ranking of the 1850 01:10:58,405 --> 01:10:59,515 ‫rankings. ‫Here with his ranking of the ‫best weekend update anchors of 1851 01:10:59,539 --> 01:11:01,117 ‫here with his ranking of the ‫best weekend update anchors of ‫all time, it's former update 1852 01:11:01,141 --> 01:11:01,651 ‫best weekend update anchors of ‫all time, it's former update ‫anchor bill Murray. 1853 01:11:01,675 --> 01:11:07,123 ‫All time, it's former update ‫anchor bill Murray. ‫[ Applause ] 1854 01:11:07,147 --> 01:11:10,026 ‫Anchor bill Murray. ‫[ Applause ] ‫Thank you, Colin. 1855 01:11:10,050 --> 01:11:12,495 ‫[ Applause ] ‫Thank you, Colin. ‫Let's just jump right in. 1856 01:11:12,519 --> 01:11:15,131 ‫Thank you, Colin. ‫Let's just jump right in. ‫In honor of black history month, 1857 01:11:15,155 --> 01:11:17,211 ‫let's just jump right ‫in. In honor of black 1858 01:11:17,235 --> 01:11:19,435 ‫history month, I want ‫to start by ranking the 1859 01:11:19,459 --> 01:11:19,805 ‫in honor of black history ‫month, I want to start 1860 01:11:19,829 --> 01:11:20,169 ‫by ranking the African ‫American weekend update 1861 01:11:20,193 --> 01:11:21,137 ‫I want to start by ranking the ‫African American weekend update ‫anchors. 1862 01:11:21,161 --> 01:11:25,641 ‫African American weekend update ‫anchors. ‫[ Laughter ] 1863 01:11:25,665 --> 01:11:27,410 ‫Anchors. ‫[ Laughter ] ‫We'll start with number one, and 1864 01:11:27,434 --> 01:11:31,180 ‫[ laughter ] ‫We'll start with number one, and ‫this is by default, Michael che. 1865 01:11:31,204 --> 01:11:36,752 ‫We'll start with number one, and ‫this is by default, Michael che. ‫[ Applause ] 1866 01:11:36,776 --> 01:11:39,322 ‫This is by default, Michael che. ‫[ Applause ] ‫Now we'll move on to the regular 1867 01:11:39,346 --> 01:11:40,790 ‫[ applause ] ‫Now we'll move on to the regular ‫weekend update anchors. 1868 01:11:40,814 --> 01:11:41,290 ‫Now we'll move on to the regular ‫weekend update anchors. ‫Regular? 1869 01:11:41,314 --> 01:11:44,193 ‫Weekend update anchors. ‫Regular? ‫What the hell you mean regular? 1870 01:11:44,217 --> 01:11:46,929 ‫Regular? ‫What the hell you mean regular? ‫These are in no particular 1871 01:11:46,953 --> 01:11:47,316 ‫what the hell you mean ‫regular? >> These are in 1872 01:11:47,340 --> 01:11:47,697 ‫no particular order, ‫so I've listed them from 1873 01:11:47,721 --> 01:11:52,301 ‫these are in no particular ‫order, so I've listed them from ‫worst to best. 1874 01:11:52,325 --> 01:11:55,137 ‫Order, so I've listed them from ‫worst to best. ‫First off, I have to disqualify 1875 01:11:55,161 --> 01:11:57,973 ‫worst to best. ‫First off, I have to disqualify ‫myself because my entire time 1876 01:11:57,997 --> 01:11:58,441 ‫first off, I have to disqualify ‫myself because my entire time ‫here I was on 1877 01:11:58,465 --> 01:12:00,543 ‫myself because my entire time ‫here I was on ‫performance-enhancing drugs. 1878 01:12:00,567 --> 01:12:00,910 ‫Here I was on ‫performance-enhancing drugs. ‫All right. 1879 01:12:00,934 --> 01:12:05,781 ‫Performance-enhancing drugs. ‫All right. ‫It's what we call an 88-shaker, 1880 01:12:05,805 --> 01:12:07,683 ‫all right. ‫It's what we call an 88-shaker, ‫quaaludes, cocaine, and 1881 01:12:07,707 --> 01:12:09,352 ‫it's what we call an 88-shaker, ‫quaaludes, cocaine, and ‫nighttime thera flu. 1882 01:12:09,376 --> 01:12:09,719 ‫Quaaludes, cocaine, and ‫nighttime thera flu. ‫All right. 1883 01:12:09,743 --> 01:12:10,753 ‫Nighttime thera flu. ‫All right. ‫Number 10. 1884 01:12:10,777 --> 01:12:18,060 ‫All right. ‫Number 10. ‫He's one of the all-time greats, 1885 01:12:18,084 --> 01:12:19,628 ‫number 10. ‫He's one of the all-time greats, ‫Mr. Colin Quinn. 1886 01:12:19,652 --> 01:12:22,765 ‫He's one of the all-time greats, ‫Mr. Colin Quinn. ‫Okay, okay. 1887 01:12:22,789 --> 01:12:23,399 ‫Mr. Colin Quinn. ‫Okay, okay. ‫I had you for a second. 1888 01:12:23,423 --> 01:12:27,069 ‫Okay, okay. ‫I had you for a second. ‫Don't worry. 1889 01:12:27,093 --> 01:12:31,874 ‫I had you for a second. ‫Don't worry. ‫Numbers 9, 8, and 7, okay? 1890 01:12:31,898 --> 01:12:33,309 ‫Don't worry. ‫Numbers 9, 8, and 7, okay? ‫Heads up, Kevin nealon. 1891 01:12:33,333 --> 01:12:37,346 ‫Numbers 9, 8, and 7, okay? ‫Heads up, Kevin nealon. ‫Come on! 1892 01:12:37,370 --> 01:12:43,686 ‫Heads up, Kevin nealon. ‫Come on! ‫Dennis Miller, and Seth meyers. 1893 01:12:43,710 --> 01:12:44,453 ‫Come on! ‫Dennis Miller, and Seth meyers. ‫[ Applause ] 1894 01:12:44,477 --> 01:12:44,687 ‫Dennis Miller, and Seth meyers. ‫[ Applause ] ‫. 1895 01:12:44,711 --> 01:12:46,355 ‫[ Applause ] ‫. ‫I just wish we had the time 1896 01:12:46,379 --> 01:12:47,957 ‫. ‫I just wish we had the time ‫tonight to say something nice 1897 01:12:47,981 --> 01:12:48,924 ‫I just wish we had the time ‫tonight to say something nice ‫about any of them. 1898 01:12:48,948 --> 01:12:50,359 ‫Tonight to say something nice ‫about any of them. ‫We actually do probably have 1899 01:12:50,383 --> 01:12:51,127 ‫about any of them. ‫We actually do probably have ‫enough time. 1900 01:12:51,151 --> 01:12:53,629 ‫We actually do probably have ‫enough time. ‫We're right here at 6:00 now. 1901 01:12:53,653 --> 01:12:54,130 ‫Enough time. ‫We're right here at 6:00 now. ‫Okay. 1902 01:12:54,154 --> 01:12:55,564 ‫We're right here at 6:00 now. ‫Okay. ‫Colin, this could be you, huh? 1903 01:12:55,588 --> 01:12:56,966 ‫Okay. ‫Colin, this could be you, huh? ‫Is it? 1904 01:12:56,990 --> 01:12:59,935 ‫Colin, this could be you, huh? ‫Is it? ‫No, it is not. 1905 01:12:59,959 --> 01:13:00,669 ‫Is it? ‫No, it is not. ‫The next two are controversial. 1906 01:13:00,693 --> 01:13:03,072 ‫No, it is not. ‫The next two are controversial. ‫This was tough. 1907 01:13:03,096 --> 01:13:09,211 ‫The next two are controversial. ‫This was tough. ‫But I'm going to put Tina and 1908 01:13:09,235 --> 01:13:12,481 ‫this was tough. ‫But I'm going to put Tina and ‫Amy just ahead of Tina and 1909 01:13:12,505 --> 01:13:12,782 ‫but I'm going to put Tina and ‫Amy just ahead of Tina and ‫Jimmy. 1910 01:13:12,806 --> 01:13:13,682 ‫Amy just ahead of Tina and ‫Jimmy. ‫Okay. 1911 01:13:13,706 --> 01:13:15,985 ‫Jimmy. ‫Okay. ‫Sorry, Jimmy, I'm sorry. 1912 01:13:16,009 --> 01:13:18,954 ‫Okay. ‫Sorry, Jimmy, I'm sorry. ‫And congratulations, Tina. 1913 01:13:18,978 --> 01:13:21,424 ‫Sorry, Jimmy, I'm sorry. ‫And congratulations, Tina. ‫It was close, but I checked 1914 01:13:21,448 --> 01:13:22,124 ‫and congratulations, Tina. ‫It was close, but I checked ‫online, and girl on girl is 1915 01:13:22,148 --> 01:13:26,862 ‫it was close, but I checked ‫online, and girl on girl is ‫still very, very popular. 1916 01:13:26,886 --> 01:13:27,163 ‫Online, and girl on girl is ‫still very, very popular. ‫Okay. 1917 01:13:27,187 --> 01:13:30,132 ‫Still very, very popular. ‫Okay. ‫Next up, Cornelius crane chase. 1918 01:13:30,156 --> 01:13:31,400 ‫Okay. ‫Next up, Cornelius crane chase. ‫Hmm. 1919 01:13:31,424 --> 01:13:32,168 ‫Next up, Cornelius crane chase. ‫Hmm. ‫Who we've all come to know as 1920 01:13:32,192 --> 01:13:35,471 ‫hmm. ‫Who we've all come to know as ‫Connie. 1921 01:13:35,495 --> 01:13:38,040 ‫Who we've all come to know as ‫Connie. ‫Let's face it, weekend updates 1922 01:13:38,064 --> 01:13:38,774 ‫Connie. ‫Let's face it, weekend updates ‫simply would not exist without 1923 01:13:38,798 --> 01:13:40,309 ‫let's face it, weekend updates ‫simply would not exist without ‫him. 1924 01:13:40,333 --> 01:13:42,812 ‫Simply would not exist without ‫him. ‫So it would be wrong to have him 1925 01:13:42,836 --> 01:13:43,612 ‫him. ‫So it would be wrong to have him ‫listed at anywhere but number 1926 01:13:43,636 --> 01:13:44,313 ‫so it would be wrong to have him ‫listed at anywhere but number ‫four. 1927 01:13:44,337 --> 01:13:49,852 ‫Listed at anywhere but number ‫four. ‫[ Applause ] 1928 01:13:49,876 --> 01:13:53,289 ‫Four. ‫[ Applause ] ‫Number three, Jane curtain and 1929 01:13:53,313 --> 01:13:53,722 ‫[ applause ] ‫Number three, Jane curtain and ‫Danny ackroyd. 1930 01:13:53,746 --> 01:13:56,826 ‫Number three, Jane curtain and ‫Danny ackroyd. ‫[ Cheering ] 1931 01:13:56,850 --> 01:13:59,361 ‫Danny ackroyd. ‫[ Cheering ] ‫A true story, I was the first to 1932 01:13:59,385 --> 01:14:01,263 ‫[ cheering ] ‫A true story, I was the first to ‫call Jane an ignorant slut. 1933 01:14:01,287 --> 01:14:04,467 ‫A true story, I was the first to ‫call Jane an ignorant slut. ‫Backstage. 1934 01:14:04,491 --> 01:14:06,869 ‫Call Jane an ignorant slut. ‫Backstage. ‫Danny had the brilliant idea to 1935 01:14:06,893 --> 01:14:08,604 ‫backstage. ‫Danny had the brilliant idea to ‫say it on camera, and really, 1936 01:14:08,628 --> 01:14:13,342 ‫Danny had the brilliant idea to ‫say it on camera, and really, ‫really mean it. 1937 01:14:13,366 --> 01:14:15,578 ‫Say it on camera, and really, ‫really mean it. ‫Number two is norm McDonald. 1938 01:14:15,602 --> 01:14:22,051 ‫Really mean it. ‫Number two is norm McDonald. ‫[ Applause ] 1939 01:14:22,075 --> 01:14:23,619 ‫Number two is norm McDonald. ‫[ Applause ] ‫He may have been the best ever, 1940 01:14:23,643 --> 01:14:24,920 ‫[ applause ] ‫He may have been the best ever, ‫but more importantly, he made 1941 01:14:24,944 --> 01:14:27,684 ‫he may have been ‫the best ever, but more 1942 01:14:27,708 --> 01:14:31,393 ‫importantly, he made me, ‫for one, ask the question of 1943 01:14:31,417 --> 01:14:31,751 ‫but more importantly, ‫he made me, for one, ask 1944 01:14:31,775 --> 01:14:32,127 ‫the question of myself ‫could o.J. Possibly have 1945 01:14:32,151 --> 01:14:40,151 ‫me, for one, ask the question of ‫myself could o.J. Possibly have ‫done it? 1946 01:14:42,061 --> 01:14:46,775 ‫Myself could o.J. Possibly have ‫done it? ‫[ Laughter ] 1947 01:14:46,799 --> 01:14:49,879 ‫Done it? ‫[ Laughter ] ‫So that brings US to number one. 1948 01:14:49,903 --> 01:14:50,179 ‫[ Laughter ] ‫So that brings US to number one. ‫Colin? 1949 01:14:50,203 --> 01:14:53,182 ‫So that brings US to number one. ‫Colin? ‫Got a good feeling about this. 1950 01:14:53,206 --> 01:14:53,482 ‫Colin? ‫Got a good feeling about this. ‫Okay. 1951 01:14:53,506 --> 01:14:58,420 ‫Got a good feeling about this. ‫Okay. ‫Number one is funny, got a great 1952 01:14:58,444 --> 01:15:00,856 ‫okay. ‫Number one is funny, got a great ‫smile, ha, and he is currently 1953 01:15:00,880 --> 01:15:01,334 ‫number one is funny, ‫got a great smile, ha, and 1954 01:15:01,358 --> 01:15:01,824 ‫he is currently sleeping ‫every kind of way with 1955 01:15:01,848 --> 01:15:02,924 ‫smile, ha, and he is ‫currently sleeping every 1956 01:15:02,948 --> 01:15:04,026 ‫kind of way with the ‫lovely actress Scarlett 1957 01:15:04,050 --> 01:15:04,393 ‫sleeping every kind of way with ‫the lovely actress Scarlett ‫Johansson. 1958 01:15:04,417 --> 01:15:08,264 ‫The lovely actress Scarlett ‫Johansson. ‫Of course I'm talking about my 1959 01:15:08,288 --> 01:15:12,902 ‫Johansson. ‫Of course I'm talking about my ‫brother, Brian 1960 01:15:12,926 --> 01:15:13,302 ‫of course I'm talking about my ‫brother, Brian ‫[ Applause ] 1961 01:15:13,326 --> 01:15:13,736 ‫Brother, Brian ‫[ Applause ] ‫What? 1962 01:15:13,760 --> 01:15:14,203 ‫[ Applause ] ‫What? ‫Yes. 1963 01:15:14,227 --> 01:15:14,703 ‫What? ‫Yes. ‫Wow. 1964 01:15:14,727 --> 01:15:19,675 ‫Yes. ‫Wow. ‫I'm told a very, very 1965 01:15:19,699 --> 01:15:20,476 ‫wow. ‫I'm told a very, very ‫considerate lover. 1966 01:15:20,500 --> 01:15:22,177 ‫I'm told a very, very ‫considerate lover. ‫I couldn't be happier to be 1967 01:15:22,201 --> 01:15:22,478 ‫considerate lover. ‫I couldn't be happier to be ‫here. 1968 01:15:22,502 --> 01:15:23,546 ‫I couldn't be happier to be ‫here. ‫Bill Murray, everybody. 1969 01:15:23,570 --> 01:15:24,013 ‫Here. ‫Bill Murray, everybody. ‫I'm Michael che. 1970 01:15:24,037 --> 01:15:26,157 ‫Bill Murray, everybody. ‫I'm Michael che. ‫Good night! 1971 01:15:35,814 --> 01:15:39,795 ‫Thank you all for coming. ‫I'm general Fairfax with the ‫u.S. Space force. 1972 01:15:39,819 --> 01:15:42,364 ‫I'm general Fairfax with the ‫u.S. Space force. ‫This is Dr. Tyler from SETI. 1973 01:15:42,388 --> 01:15:44,466 ‫U.s. Space force. ‫This is Dr. Tyler from SETI. ‫We are eager to talk to you 1974 01:15:44,490 --> 01:15:46,502 ‫this is Dr. Tyler from SETI. ‫We are eager to talk to you ‫as you have all experience 1975 01:15:46,526 --> 01:15:49,138 ‫we are eager to talk to you ‫as you have all experience ‫advairified alien abduction. 1976 01:15:49,162 --> 01:15:51,206 ‫As you have all experience ‫advairified alien abduction. ‫This is wild. 1977 01:15:51,230 --> 01:15:52,875 ‫Advairified alien abduction. ‫This is wild. ‫One minute we're three friends 1978 01:15:52,899 --> 01:15:54,410 ‫this is wild. ‫One minute we're three friends ‫slamming Miller tall boys behind 1979 01:15:54,434 --> 01:15:55,039 ‫one minute we're three ‫friends slamming Miller 1980 01:15:55,063 --> 01:15:55,644 ‫tall boys behind the ‫dollar tree, now we're 1981 01:15:55,668 --> 01:15:56,679 ‫slamming Miller tall boys behind ‫the dollar tree, now we're ‫sitting at the Pentagon. 1982 01:15:56,703 --> 01:15:59,248 ‫The dollar tree, now we're ‫sitting at the Pentagon. ‫Hey, I've been meaning to ask 1983 01:15:59,272 --> 01:16:01,750 ‫sitting at the Pentagon. ‫Hey, I've been meaning to ask ‫like why do you call it the 1984 01:16:01,774 --> 01:16:02,334 ‫hey, I've been ‫meaning to ask like why do 1985 01:16:02,358 --> 01:16:02,985 ‫you call it the Pentagon ‫when it's only got five 1986 01:16:03,009 --> 01:16:06,422 ‫like why do you call it the ‫Pentagon when it's only got five ‫sides? 1987 01:16:06,446 --> 01:16:09,458 ‫Pentagon when it's only got five ‫sides? ‫Because a shape with five 1988 01:16:09,482 --> 01:16:10,659 ‫sides? ‫Because a shape with five ‫sides is called a Pentagon. 1989 01:16:10,683 --> 01:16:13,896 ‫Because a shape with five ‫sides is called a Pentagon. ‫I don't think that's right. 1990 01:16:13,920 --> 01:16:15,197 ‫Sides is called a Pentagon. ‫I don't think that's right. ‫We'll look into it. 1991 01:16:15,221 --> 01:16:18,567 ‫I don't think that's right. ‫We'll look into it. ‫Now let's start with how you 1992 01:16:18,591 --> 01:16:20,336 ‫we'll look into it. ‫Now let's start with how you ‫were all brought aboard the 1993 01:16:20,360 --> 01:16:20,736 ‫now let's start with how you ‫were all brought aboard the ‫spacecraft. 1994 01:16:20,760 --> 01:16:22,605 ‫Were all brought aboard the ‫spacecraft. ‫Well, this beam of light 1995 01:16:22,629 --> 01:16:23,539 ‫spacecraft. ‫Well, this beam of light ‫appeared from the bottom of the 1996 01:16:23,563 --> 01:16:24,006 ‫well, this beam of light ‫appeared from the bottom of the ‫ship. 1997 01:16:24,030 --> 01:16:26,775 ‫Appeared from the bottom of the ‫ship. ‫Floated me up like a saw pan 1998 01:16:26,799 --> 01:16:27,343 ‫ship. ‫Floated me up like a saw pan ‫beckoning me. 1999 01:16:27,367 --> 01:16:29,411 ‫Floated me up like a saw pan ‫beckoning me. ‫Same-same, and we met these 2000 01:16:29,435 --> 01:16:31,714 ‫beckoning me. ‫Same-same, and we met these ‫two beautiful glowing aliens who 2001 01:16:31,738 --> 01:16:33,549 ‫same-same, and we met these ‫two beautiful glowing aliens who ‫took our hands and said 2002 01:16:33,573 --> 01:16:36,118 ‫two beautiful glowing aliens who ‫took our hands and said ‫"welcome." 2003 01:16:36,142 --> 01:16:38,687 ‫Took our hands and said ‫"welcome." ‫I've never felt so safe. 2004 01:16:38,711 --> 01:16:44,159 ‫"Welcome." ‫I've never felt so safe. ‫And you, Ms. Rafferty? 2005 01:16:44,183 --> 01:16:46,462 ‫I've never felt so safe. ‫And you, Ms. Rafferty? ‫Yeah, a little different for 2006 01:16:46,486 --> 01:16:46,929 ‫and you, Ms. Rafferty? ‫Yeah, a little different for ‫me. 2007 01:16:46,953 --> 01:16:50,933 ‫Yeah, a little different for ‫me. ‫I was less cradled by light and 2008 01:16:50,957 --> 01:16:52,267 ‫me. ‫I was less cradled by light and ‫more grabbed by a giant rusty 2009 01:16:52,291 --> 01:16:52,873 ‫I was less cradled by ‫light and more grabbed 2010 01:16:52,897 --> 01:16:53,535 ‫by a giant rusty claw ‫which yanked me right out 2011 01:16:53,559 --> 01:16:55,404 ‫more grabbed by a giant rusty ‫claw which yanked me right out ‫of my slacks. 2012 01:16:55,428 --> 01:16:57,606 ‫Claw which yanked me right out ‫of my slacks. ‫So I'm pantsless, right? 2013 01:16:57,630 --> 01:17:00,843 ‫Of my slacks. ‫So I'm pantsless, right? ‫I'm folded in half like a 2014 01:17:00,867 --> 01:17:01,276 ‫so I'm pantsless, right? ‫I'm folded in half like a ‫wallet. 2015 01:17:01,300 --> 01:17:04,279 ‫I'm folded in half like a ‫wallet. ‫I'm getting winched skyward with 2016 01:17:04,303 --> 01:17:08,317 ‫wallet. ‫I'm getting winched skyward with ‫my vagita and my tragedy, and 2017 01:17:08,341 --> 01:17:09,100 ‫I'm getting winched ‫skyward with my vagita and 2018 01:17:09,124 --> 01:17:09,885 ‫my tragedy, and aye ‫tossed into the bottom of 2019 01:17:09,909 --> 01:17:10,786 ‫my vagita and my tragedy, and ‫aye tossed into the bottom of ‫the ship. 2020 01:17:10,810 --> 01:17:13,222 ‫Aye tossed into the bottom of ‫the ship. ‫I see my old pals the gray 2021 01:17:13,246 --> 01:17:15,124 ‫the ship. ‫I see my old pals the gray ‫aliens with the big dumb eyes. 2022 01:17:15,148 --> 01:17:16,022 ‫I see my old pals the ‫gray aliens with the 2023 01:17:16,046 --> 01:17:17,026 ‫big dumb eyes. >> ‫Mrs. Rafferty, I'm told this 2024 01:17:17,050 --> 01:17:18,427 ‫aliens with the big dumb eyes. ‫Mrs. Rafferty, I'm told this ‫is your fifth time being 2025 01:17:18,451 --> 01:17:21,363 ‫Mrs. Rafferty, I'm told this ‫is your fifth time being ‫abducted by these gray aliens? 2026 01:17:21,387 --> 01:17:21,697 ‫Is your fifth time being ‫abducted by these gray aliens? ‫Yeah. 2027 01:17:21,721 --> 01:17:23,332 ‫Abducted by these gray aliens? ‫Yeah. ‫Only other place I've been 2028 01:17:23,356 --> 01:17:25,634 ‫yeah. ‫Only other place I've been ‫pantsless five times is six 2029 01:17:25,658 --> 01:17:25,934 ‫only other place I've been ‫pantsless five times is six ‫flags. 2030 01:17:25,958 --> 01:17:27,870 ‫Pantsless five times is six ‫flags. ‫Okay, well, let's move past 2031 01:17:27,894 --> 01:17:28,170 ‫flags. ‫Okay, well, let's move past ‫that. 2032 01:17:28,194 --> 01:17:29,238 ‫Okay, well, let's move past ‫that. ‫Now what happened next in the 2033 01:17:29,262 --> 01:17:30,439 ‫that. ‫Now what happened next in the ‫upper part of the ship? 2034 01:17:30,463 --> 01:17:33,942 ‫Now what happened next in the ‫upper part of the ship? ‫Well, the smart aliens bathed 2035 01:17:33,966 --> 01:17:35,844 ‫upper part of the ship? ‫Well, the smart aliens bathed ‫US in this glowing liquid that 2036 01:17:35,868 --> 01:17:37,012 ‫well, the smart aliens bathed ‫US in this glowing liquid that ‫erased all my pain. 2037 01:17:37,036 --> 01:17:38,614 ‫US in this glowing liquid that ‫erased all my pain. ‫My bad knee didn't even hurt. 2038 01:17:38,638 --> 01:17:41,450 ‫Erased all my pain. ‫My bad knee didn't even hurt. ‫I busted it a few years back 2039 01:17:41,474 --> 01:17:43,085 ‫my bad knee didn't even hurt. ‫I busted it a few years back ‫playing paint ball. 2040 01:17:43,109 --> 01:17:47,056 ‫I busted it a few years back ‫playing paint ball. ‫Competitive. 2041 01:17:47,080 --> 01:17:48,724 ‫Playing paint ball. ‫Competitive. ‫I don't know why you winked 2042 01:17:48,748 --> 01:17:50,726 ‫competitive. ‫I don't know why you winked ‫at me after saying that, but 2043 01:17:50,750 --> 01:17:51,994 ‫I don't know why you winked ‫at me after saying that, but ‫let's continue. 2044 01:17:52,018 --> 01:17:53,696 ‫At me after saying that, but ‫let's continue. ‫Were you also bathed in this 2045 01:17:53,720 --> 01:17:55,130 ‫let's continue. ‫Were you also bathed in this ‫light, sir? 2046 01:17:55,154 --> 01:17:56,999 ‫Were you also bathed in this ‫light, sir? ‫Huh, yes, ma'am. 2047 01:17:57,023 --> 01:17:59,868 ‫Light, sir? ‫Huh, yes, ma'am. ‫It felt better than any drug, 2048 01:17:59,892 --> 01:18:00,602 ‫huh, yes, ma'am. ‫It felt better than any drug, ‫including the ones I'm on right 2049 01:18:00,626 --> 01:18:05,040 ‫it felt better than any drug, ‫including the ones I'm on right ‫now. 2050 01:18:05,064 --> 01:18:07,209 ‫Including the ones I'm on right ‫now. ‫Now that really tweaks my 2051 01:18:07,233 --> 01:18:09,611 ‫now. ‫Now that really tweaks my ‫cheeks because down in steerage, 2052 01:18:09,635 --> 01:18:11,146 ‫now that really tweaks my ‫cheeks because down in steerage, ‫the mood was tense. 2053 01:18:11,170 --> 01:18:13,015 ‫Cheeks because down in steerage, ‫the mood was tense. ‫Steerage, what do you think 2054 01:18:13,039 --> 01:18:14,183 ‫the mood was tense. ‫Steerage, what do you think ‫could have caused this reaction? 2055 01:18:14,207 --> 01:18:15,278 ‫Steerage, what do ‫you think could have caused 2056 01:18:15,302 --> 01:18:16,285 ‫this reaction? >> Well, ‫between you, me and 2057 01:18:16,309 --> 01:18:16,954 ‫could have caused ‫this reaction? >> Well, 2058 01:18:16,978 --> 01:18:17,753 ‫between you, me and ‫Jesus c., I think it had the 2059 01:18:17,777 --> 01:18:20,255 ‫well, between you, me and ‫Jesus c., I think it had the ‫state of my down there hair. 2060 01:18:20,279 --> 01:18:22,157 ‫Jesus c., I think it had the ‫state of my down there hair. ‫Because remember, I'm Donald 2061 01:18:22,181 --> 01:18:23,358 ‫state of my down there hair. ‫Because remember, I'm Donald ‫ducking it, okay? 2062 01:18:23,382 --> 01:18:25,494 ‫Because remember, I'm Donald ‫ducking it, okay? ‫Shirt, no pants. 2063 01:18:25,518 --> 01:18:28,464 ‫Ducking it, okay? ‫Shirt, no pants. ‫So I'm poke Kay bowl and my 2064 01:18:28,488 --> 01:18:30,132 ‫shirt, no pants. ‫So I'm poke Kay bowl and my ‫smoky hole are out. 2065 01:18:30,156 --> 01:18:32,501 ‫So I'm poke Kay bowl and my ‫smoky hole are out. ‫And pubically speaking, nature 2066 01:18:32,525 --> 01:18:33,836 ‫smoky hole are out. ‫And pubically speaking, nature ‫has reclaimed the earth. 2067 01:18:33,860 --> 01:18:35,771 ‫And pubically speaking, nature ‫has reclaimed the earth. ‫Last time I had a Brazilian down 2068 01:18:35,795 --> 01:18:36,805 ‫has reclaimed the earth. ‫Last time I had a Brazilian down ‫there was 2002. 2069 01:18:36,829 --> 01:18:38,207 ‫Last time I had a Brazilian down ‫there was 2002. ‫His name was Diego, and he got 2070 01:18:38,231 --> 01:18:43,412 ‫there was 2002. ‫His name was Diego, and he got ‫strep throat. 2071 01:18:43,436 --> 01:18:44,246 ‫His name was Diego, and he got ‫strep throat. ‫Who mows the lawn in winter, am 2072 01:18:44,270 --> 01:18:50,252 ‫strep throat. ‫Who mows the lawn in winter, am ‫I right? 2073 01:18:50,276 --> 01:18:51,820 ‫Who mows the lawn in winter, am ‫I right? ‫Amen. 2074 01:18:51,844 --> 01:18:54,256 ‫I right? ‫Amen. ‫Not say amen to that country. 2075 01:18:54,280 --> 01:18:56,291 ‫Amen. ‫Not say amen to that country. ‫Mrs. Reporty, I'm failing to 2076 01:18:56,315 --> 01:18:57,385 ‫not say amen to that ‫country. >> Mrs. Reporty, 2077 01:18:57,409 --> 01:18:58,393 ‫I'm failing to see what ‫your unkempt private 2078 01:18:58,417 --> 01:18:59,701 ‫Mrs. Reporty, I'm ‫failing to see what your 2079 01:18:59,725 --> 01:19:01,096 ‫unkempt private area ‫has to do with the aliens' 2080 01:19:01,120 --> 01:19:01,463 ‫see what your unkempt private ‫area has to do with the aliens' ‫demeanor. 2081 01:19:01,487 --> 01:19:03,632 ‫Area has to do with the aliens' ‫demeanor. ‫Okay, my theory is they 2082 01:19:03,656 --> 01:19:08,504 ‫demeanor. ‫Okay, my theory is they ‫thought it was an animal. 2083 01:19:08,528 --> 01:19:09,505 ‫Okay, my theory is they ‫thought it was an animal. ‫First, they didn't know if it 2084 01:19:09,529 --> 01:19:10,272 ‫thought it was an animal. ‫First, they didn't know if it ‫was friendly. 2085 01:19:10,296 --> 01:19:10,973 ‫First, they didn't know if it ‫was friendly. ‫So they're cautious. 2086 01:19:10,997 --> 01:19:13,175 ‫Was friendly. ‫So they're cautious. ‫They're going up the cabinet, 2087 01:19:13,199 --> 01:19:15,511 ‫so they're cautious. ‫They're going up the cabinet, ‫and they're going... and then, 2088 01:19:15,535 --> 01:19:16,538 ‫they're going up the ‫cabinet, and they're going 2089 01:19:16,562 --> 01:19:17,546 ‫and then, then, the ‫Alpha comes in, and he 2090 01:19:17,570 --> 01:19:18,113 ‫and they're going... and then, ‫then, the Alpha comes in, and he ‫challenges it, right. 2091 01:19:18,137 --> 01:19:26,137 ‫Then, the Alpha comes in, and he ‫challenges it, right. ‫He goes like this. 2092 01:19:26,345 --> 01:19:27,022 ‫Challenges it, right. ‫He goes like this. ‫Hehhhhh! 2093 01:19:27,046 --> 01:19:29,291 ‫He goes like this. ‫Hehhhhh! ‫So he gives a thumbs-up like 2094 01:19:29,315 --> 01:19:30,859 ‫hehhhhh! ‫So he gives a thumbs-up like ‫we're good, it's tame. 2095 01:19:30,883 --> 01:19:32,828 ‫So he gives a thumbs-up like ‫we're good, it's tame. ‫And whoa, it's play time. 2096 01:19:32,852 --> 01:19:37,299 ‫We're good, it's tame. ‫And whoa, it's play time. ‫And one of them comes up under 2097 01:19:37,323 --> 01:19:41,837 ‫and whoa, it's play time. ‫And one of them comes up under ‫it, puts it on like a wig, and 2098 01:19:41,861 --> 01:19:42,700 ‫and one of them comes ‫up under it, puts it on 2099 01:19:42,724 --> 01:19:43,639 ‫like a wig, and he's like ‫doing frat comedy, and 2100 01:19:43,663 --> 01:19:46,039 ‫it, puts it on like a ‫wig, and he's like doing 2101 01:19:46,063 --> 01:19:48,544 ‫frat comedy, and another ‫one, he is so excited, 2102 01:19:48,568 --> 01:19:49,544 ‫he's like doing frat ‫comedy, and another one, 2103 01:19:49,568 --> 01:19:50,612 ‫he is so excited, he ‫is wrestling with it, like 2104 01:19:50,636 --> 01:19:51,750 ‫another one, he is so ‫excited, he is wrestling 2105 01:19:51,774 --> 01:19:52,915 ‫with it, like it's his ‫brother, pulling me all 2106 01:19:52,939 --> 01:19:54,750 ‫he is wrestling with it, like ‫it's his brother, pulling me all ‫around the room. 2107 01:19:54,774 --> 01:19:55,651 ‫It's his brother, pulling me all ‫around the room. ‫So I look down. 2108 01:19:55,675 --> 01:19:57,252 ‫Around the room. ‫So I look down. ‫I see a guy between my legs with 2109 01:19:57,276 --> 01:19:58,720 ‫so I look down. ‫I see a guy between my legs with ‫a smile on his face. 2110 01:19:58,744 --> 01:19:59,154 ‫I see a guy between my legs with ‫a smile on his face. ‫I don't know. 2111 01:19:59,178 --> 01:20:02,457 ‫A smile on his face. ‫I don't know. ‫First time for everything. 2112 01:20:02,481 --> 01:20:03,292 ‫I don't know. ‫First time for everything. ‫Amen. 2113 01:20:03,316 --> 01:20:04,293 ‫First time for everything. ‫Amen. ‫Okay, again, not a thing to 2114 01:20:04,317 --> 01:20:07,729 ‫amen. ‫Okay, again, not a thing to ‫say amen to. 2115 01:20:07,753 --> 01:20:10,566 ‫Okay, again, not a thing to ‫say amen to. ‫And this goes on about 15 2116 01:20:10,590 --> 01:20:12,568 ‫say amen to. ‫And this goes on about 15 ‫minutes until who comes to the 2117 01:20:12,592 --> 01:20:14,603 ‫and this goes on about 15 ‫minutes until who comes to the ‫door but my frigging mother, 2118 01:20:14,627 --> 01:20:15,037 ‫minutes until who comes to the ‫door but my frigging mother, ‫Colleen sr. 2119 01:20:15,061 --> 01:20:15,370 ‫Door but my frigging mother, ‫Colleen sr. ‫Yes. 2120 01:20:15,394 --> 01:20:16,104 ‫Colleen sr. ‫Yes. ‫We actually had some questions 2121 01:20:16,128 --> 01:20:18,140 ‫yes. ‫We actually had some questions ‫for her as well. 2122 01:20:18,164 --> 01:20:18,874 ‫We actually had some questions ‫for her as well. ‫I'm here, I'm here, I'm here. 2123 01:20:18,898 --> 01:20:26,898 ‫For her as well. ‫I'm here, I'm here, I'm here. ‫[ Applause ] 2124 01:20:30,409 --> 01:20:33,222 ‫I'm here, I'm here, I'm here. ‫[ Applause ] ‫Sorry, sorry, my bathroom 2125 01:20:33,246 --> 01:20:34,556 ‫[ applause ] ‫Sorry, sorry, my bathroom ‫break took longer than I 2126 01:20:34,580 --> 01:20:34,957 ‫sorry, sorry, my bathroom ‫break took longer than I ‫thought. 2127 01:20:34,981 --> 01:20:35,657 ‫Break took longer than I ‫thought. ‫My number one turned into a 2128 01:20:35,681 --> 01:20:41,797 ‫thought. ‫My number one turned into a ‫number three. 2129 01:20:41,821 --> 01:20:43,498 ‫My number one turned into a ‫number three. ‫Mega mill of alert. 2130 01:20:43,522 --> 01:20:44,766 ‫Number three. ‫Mega mill of alert. ‫Not. 2131 01:20:44,790 --> 01:20:46,668 ‫Mega mill of alert. ‫Not. ‫Now Mrs. Rafferty, you had been 2132 01:20:46,692 --> 01:20:47,903 ‫not. ‫Now Mrs. Rafferty, you had been ‫abducted earlier that same 2133 01:20:47,927 --> 01:20:48,570 ‫now Mrs. Rafferty, you had been ‫abducted earlier that same ‫evening? 2134 01:20:48,594 --> 01:20:49,838 ‫Abducted earlier that same ‫evening? ‫Yep. 2135 01:20:49,862 --> 01:20:52,207 ‫Evening? ‫Yep. ‫US Rafferty gals, we always 2136 01:20:52,231 --> 01:20:53,175 ‫yep. ‫US Rafferty gals, we always ‫attracted the freaks. 2137 01:20:53,199 --> 01:20:54,676 ‫US Rafferty gals, we always ‫attracted the freaks. ‫For years I thought Colleen's 2138 01:20:54,700 --> 01:20:56,511 ‫attracted the freaks. ‫For years I thought Colleen's ‫father was part alien, but it 2139 01:20:56,535 --> 01:20:57,079 ‫for years I thought Colleen's ‫father was part alien, but it ‫turns out he was just 2140 01:20:57,103 --> 01:21:05,103 ‫father was part alien, but it ‫turns out he was just ‫uncircumcised. 2141 01:21:06,112 --> 01:21:08,590 ‫Turns out he was just ‫uncircumcised. ‫Amen. 2142 01:21:08,614 --> 01:21:10,425 ‫Uncircumcised. ‫Amen. ‫Please, stop. 2143 01:21:10,449 --> 01:21:10,726 ‫Amen. ‫Please, stop. ‫Stop. 2144 01:21:10,750 --> 01:21:14,930 ‫Please, stop. ‫Stop. ‫Any way, I still had my pants 2145 01:21:14,954 --> 01:21:17,299 ‫stop. ‫Any way, I still had my pants ‫on when they took me, but that 2146 01:21:17,323 --> 01:21:18,611 ‫any way, I still had ‫my pants on when they 2147 01:21:18,635 --> 01:21:20,068 ‫took me, but that was ‫good because much like her, 2148 01:21:20,092 --> 01:21:23,906 ‫on when they took me, but that ‫was good because much like her, ‫I got a into the woods 2149 01:21:23,930 --> 01:21:24,273 ‫was good because much like her, ‫I got a into the woods ‫situation. 2150 01:21:24,297 --> 01:21:26,208 ‫I got a into the woods ‫situation. ‫My ex used to say that it was 2151 01:21:26,232 --> 01:21:28,610 ‫situation. ‫My ex used to say that it was ‫like trying to hack his way 2152 01:21:28,634 --> 01:21:29,945 ‫my ex used to say that it was ‫like trying to hack his way ‫through the black forest. 2153 01:21:29,969 --> 01:21:30,412 ‫Like trying to hack his way ‫through the black forest. ‫Okay. 2154 01:21:30,436 --> 01:21:31,046 ‫Through the black forest. ‫Okay. ‫Okay. 2155 01:21:31,070 --> 01:21:33,949 ‫Okay. ‫Okay. ‫I feel like we're off track. 2156 01:21:33,973 --> 01:21:35,484 ‫Okay. ‫I feel like we're off track. ‫You said that after arriving on 2157 01:21:35,508 --> 01:21:36,697 ‫I feel like we're ‫off track. You said that 2158 01:21:36,721 --> 01:21:37,886 ‫after arriving on the ‫ship, the aliens lost 2159 01:21:37,910 --> 01:21:39,588 ‫you said that after arriving on ‫the ship, the aliens lost ‫interest and, quote, stuck you 2160 01:21:39,612 --> 01:21:40,689 ‫the ship, the aliens lost ‫interest and, quote, stuck you ‫in a closet? 2161 01:21:40,713 --> 01:21:41,123 ‫Interest and, quote, stuck you ‫in a closet? ‫Yeah, yes. 2162 01:21:41,147 --> 01:21:44,693 ‫In a closet? ‫Yeah, yes. ‫Can you believe that? 2163 01:21:44,717 --> 01:21:48,230 ‫Yeah, yes. ‫Can you believe that? ‫I mean, hey, I'm used to being 2164 01:21:48,254 --> 01:21:50,098 ‫can you believe that? ‫I mean, hey, I'm used to being ‫stuffed into those closets, but 2165 01:21:50,122 --> 01:21:51,301 ‫I mean, hey, I'm used ‫to being stuffed into those 2166 01:21:51,325 --> 01:21:52,434 ‫closets, but it's usually ‫when the guy's wife 2167 01:21:52,458 --> 01:21:54,961 ‫stuffed into those closets, ‫but it's usually when 2168 01:21:54,985 --> 01:21:57,339 ‫the guy's wife comes ‫home later or earlier or 2169 01:21:57,363 --> 01:21:58,607 ‫it's usually when the guy's wife ‫comes home later or earlier or ‫whatever. 2170 01:21:58,631 --> 01:22:00,008 ‫Comes home later or earlier or ‫whatever. ‫So all of the sudden I hear this 2171 01:22:00,032 --> 01:22:01,009 ‫whatever. ‫So all of the sudden I hear this ‫screaming, this one. 2172 01:22:01,033 --> 01:22:03,712 ‫So all of the sudden I hear this ‫screaming, this one. ‫And so I just kind of... just 2173 01:22:03,736 --> 01:22:08,216 ‫screaming, this one. ‫And so I just kind of... just ‫kind of bust out of that... I 2174 01:22:08,240 --> 01:22:10,284 ‫and so I just kind of ‫just kind of bust out 2175 01:22:10,308 --> 01:22:12,354 ‫of that... I just bust ‫out, and I just kicked 2176 01:22:12,378 --> 01:22:13,088 ‫kind of bust out of ‫that... I just bust out, 2177 01:22:13,112 --> 01:22:13,889 ‫and I just kicked those ‫little... I just kicked 2178 01:22:13,913 --> 01:22:21,913 ‫just bust out, and I just kicked ‫those little... I just kicked ‫those little p ervs away. 2179 01:22:22,254 --> 01:22:26,301 ‫Those little... I just kicked ‫those little p ervs away. ‫Wow, you are a good mama. 2180 01:22:26,325 --> 01:22:28,403 ‫Those little p ervs away. ‫Wow, you are a good mama. ‫Yeah, well, a good mother can 2181 01:22:28,427 --> 01:22:29,938 ‫wow, you are a good mama. ‫Yeah, well, a good mother can ‫also be a gad girl. 2182 01:22:29,962 --> 01:22:31,006 ‫Yeah, well, a good mother can ‫also be a gad girl. ‫What's your name, mustache? 2183 01:22:31,030 --> 01:22:32,708 ‫Also be a gad girl. ‫What's your name, mustache? ‫Okay, can we not do any of 2184 01:22:32,732 --> 01:22:34,710 ‫what's your name, mustache? ‫Okay, can we not do any of ‫that right now, please? 2185 01:22:34,734 --> 01:22:35,644 ‫Okay, can we not do any of ‫that right now, please? ‫How did you all exit the 2186 01:22:35,668 --> 01:22:38,680 ‫that right now, please? ‫How did you all exit the ‫spacecraft? 2187 01:22:38,704 --> 01:22:41,116 ‫How did you all exit the ‫spacecraft? ‫That same soft light picked 2188 01:22:41,140 --> 01:22:43,251 ‫spacecraft? ‫That same soft light picked ‫me up and placed me back in my 2189 01:22:43,275 --> 01:22:43,552 ‫that same soft light picked ‫me up and placed me back in my ‫bed. 2190 01:22:43,576 --> 01:22:45,320 ‫Me up and placed me back in my ‫bed. ‫Me too. 2191 01:22:45,344 --> 01:22:47,889 ‫Bed. ‫Me too. ‫That light even tucked me in, 2192 01:22:47,913 --> 01:22:49,091 ‫me too. ‫That light even tucked me in, ‫which was so thoughtful of it. 2193 01:22:49,115 --> 01:22:49,495 ‫That light even tucked ‫me in, which was so 2194 01:22:49,519 --> 01:22:49,958 ‫thoughtful of it. >> And ‫how did you two depart 2195 01:22:49,982 --> 01:22:52,227 ‫which was so thoughtful of it. ‫And how did you two depart ‫the spacecraft? 2196 01:22:52,251 --> 01:22:53,895 ‫And how did you two depart ‫the spacecraft? ‫Well, in the past I've just 2197 01:22:53,919 --> 01:22:54,997 ‫the spacecraft? ‫Well, in the past I've just ‫been pushed out of a hatch, but 2198 01:22:55,021 --> 01:22:55,359 ‫well, in the past ‫I've just been pushed out 2199 01:22:55,383 --> 01:22:55,731 ‫of a hatch, but this time ‫that's what happened 2200 01:22:55,755 --> 01:22:57,632 ‫been pushed out of a hatch, but ‫this time that's what happened ‫too. 2201 01:22:57,656 --> 01:23:00,936 ‫This time that's what happened ‫too. ‫[ Laughter ] 2202 01:23:00,960 --> 01:23:04,039 ‫Too. ‫[ Laughter ] ‫Yeah, but my pants got 2203 01:23:04,063 --> 01:23:05,741 ‫[ laughter ] ‫Yeah, but my pants got ‫snagged on a piece of metal, so 2204 01:23:05,765 --> 01:23:06,908 ‫yeah, but my pants got ‫snagged on a piece of metal, so ‫they're gone. 2205 01:23:06,932 --> 01:23:08,944 ‫Snagged on a piece of metal, so ‫they're gone. ‫And then as for underwear, 2206 01:23:08,968 --> 01:23:09,878 ‫they're gone. ‫And then as for underwear, ‫underwear wise, this devil wears 2207 01:23:09,902 --> 01:23:14,316 ‫and then as for underwear, ‫underwear wise, this devil wears ‫nada. 2208 01:23:14,340 --> 01:23:17,586 ‫Underwear wise, this devil wears ‫nada. ‫[ Applause ] 2209 01:23:17,610 --> 01:23:20,455 ‫Nada. ‫[ Applause ] ‫Basically, we kind of it was 2210 01:23:20,479 --> 01:23:22,624 ‫[ applause ] ‫Basically, we kind of it was ‫a free-fall for 40 feet with our 2211 01:23:22,648 --> 01:23:23,366 ‫basically, we kind ‫of it was a free-fall for 2212 01:23:23,390 --> 01:23:24,126 ‫40 feet with our Crockett's ‫and our parapets on 2213 01:23:24,150 --> 01:23:25,827 ‫a free-fall for 40 feet with our ‫Crockett's and our parapets on ‫full display. 2214 01:23:25,851 --> 01:23:27,662 ‫Crockett's and our parapets on ‫full display. ‫We crashed through a ceiling. 2215 01:23:27,686 --> 01:23:30,799 ‫Full display. ‫We crashed through a ceiling. ‫We land ass up on top of Phil 2216 01:23:30,823 --> 01:23:31,199 ‫we crashed through a ceiling. ‫We land ass up on top of Phil ‫mcdermott. 2217 01:23:31,223 --> 01:23:33,368 ‫We land ass up on top of Phil ‫mcdermott. ‫And who is Phil mcdermott? 2218 01:23:33,392 --> 01:23:36,438 ‫Mcdermott. ‫And who is Phil mcdermott? ‫He is a gentleman whose 2219 01:23:36,462 --> 01:23:37,739 ‫and who is Phil mcdermott? ‫He is a gentleman whose ‫family I bet wished they went 2220 01:23:37,763 --> 01:23:38,373 ‫he is a gentleman whose ‫family I bet wished they went ‫with the closed cassette 2221 01:23:38,397 --> 01:23:39,875 ‫family I bet wished they went ‫with the closed cassette ‫funeral. 2222 01:23:39,899 --> 01:23:43,278 ‫With the closed cassette ‫funeral. ‫[ Laughter ] 2223 01:23:43,302 --> 01:23:44,579 ‫Funeral. ‫[ Laughter ] ‫Not the worst thing my mom 2224 01:23:44,603 --> 01:23:46,114 ‫[ laughter ] ‫Not the worst thing my mom ‫and I have done in a church. 2225 01:23:46,138 --> 01:23:46,922 ‫Not the worst thing ‫my mom and I have done 2226 01:23:46,946 --> 01:23:47,749 ‫in a church. >> Please, ‫let's not finish that 2227 01:23:47,773 --> 01:23:48,383 ‫and I have done in a church. ‫Please, let's not finish that ‫story at all. 2228 01:23:48,407 --> 01:23:49,351 ‫Please, let's not finish that ‫story at all. ‫Thank you for your candor. 2229 01:23:49,375 --> 01:23:51,720 ‫Story at all. ‫Thank you for your candor. ‫We're going to take you for some 2230 01:23:51,744 --> 01:23:52,421 ‫thank you for your candor. ‫We're going to take you for some ‫psychological tests now. 2231 01:23:52,445 --> 01:23:53,355 ‫We're going to take you for some ‫psychological tests now. ‫Oh, we'll save you the 2232 01:23:53,379 --> 01:23:53,688 ‫psychological tests now. ‫Oh, we'll save you the ‫trouble. 2233 01:23:53,712 --> 01:23:54,790 ‫Oh, we'll save you the ‫trouble. ‫Fail. 2234 01:23:54,814 --> 01:24:01,518 ‫Trouble. ‫Fail. ‫[ Cheers and applause ] 2235 01:24:04,089 --> 01:24:12,089 ‫♪♪ ‫that's right. ‫It was early, only 50 bucks. 2236 01:24:15,835 --> 01:24:16,278 ‫That's right. ‫It was early, only 50 bucks. ‫Young man. 2237 01:24:16,302 --> 01:24:19,848 ‫It was early, only 50 bucks. ‫Young man. ‫Oh my god, laraine Newman. 2238 01:24:19,872 --> 01:24:21,083 ‫Young man. ‫Oh my god, laraine Newman. ‫Would you mind keeping the 2239 01:24:21,107 --> 01:24:22,517 ‫oh my god, laraine Newman. ‫Would you mind keeping the ‫studio open a few minutes 2240 01:24:22,541 --> 01:24:22,851 ‫would you mind keeping the ‫studio open a few minutes ‫longer? 2241 01:24:22,875 --> 01:24:23,552 ‫Studio open a few minutes ‫longer? ‫Of course, take as long as 2242 01:24:23,576 --> 01:24:27,845 ‫longer? ‫Of course, take as long as ‫you need. 2243 01:24:29,681 --> 01:24:37,681 ‫♪♪ ‫god. ‫Excuse me? 2244 01:24:42,061 --> 01:24:42,938 ‫God. ‫Excuse me? ‫What up? 2245 01:24:42,962 --> 01:24:44,739 ‫Excuse me? ‫What up? ‫Oh, you startled me, that's 2246 01:24:44,763 --> 01:24:45,006 ‫what up? ‫Oh, you startled me, that's ‫all. 2247 01:24:45,030 --> 01:24:49,911 ‫Oh, you startled me, that's ‫all. ‫I thought I was alone. 2248 01:24:49,935 --> 01:24:52,114 ‫All. ‫I thought I was alone. ‫I'm larrain. 2249 01:24:52,138 --> 01:24:52,447 ‫I thought I was alone. ‫I'm larrain. ‫Okay. 2250 01:24:52,471 --> 01:24:53,415 ‫I'm larrain. ‫Okay. ‫What's your name? 2251 01:24:53,439 --> 01:24:54,082 ‫Okay. ‫What's your name? ‫Chad. 2252 01:24:54,106 --> 01:24:55,283 ‫What's your name? ‫Chad. ‫Hi, Chad. 2253 01:24:55,307 --> 01:24:56,218 ‫Chad. ‫Hi, Chad. ‫I'm sorry to disturb you. 2254 01:24:56,242 --> 01:25:01,056 ‫Hi, Chad. ‫I'm sorry to disturb you. ‫I used to work here. 2255 01:25:01,080 --> 01:25:02,991 ‫I'm sorry to disturb you. ‫I used to work here. ‫Back when the show first 2256 01:25:03,015 --> 01:25:03,325 ‫I used to work here. ‫Back when the show first ‫started. 2257 01:25:03,349 --> 01:25:04,893 ‫Back when the show first ‫started. ‫Hey, Chad, Chad, do you think 2258 01:25:04,917 --> 01:25:06,428 ‫started. ‫Hey, Chad, Chad, do you think ‫maybe you could take a 2259 01:25:06,452 --> 01:25:07,462 ‫hey, Chad, Chad, do you think ‫maybe you could take a ‫five-minute break? 2260 01:25:07,486 --> 01:25:08,363 ‫Maybe you could take a ‫five-minute break? ‫I was hoping to have a quiet 2261 01:25:08,387 --> 01:25:08,830 ‫five-minute break? ‫I was hoping to have a quiet ‫moment in here. 2262 01:25:08,854 --> 01:25:12,033 ‫I was hoping to have a quiet ‫moment in here. ‫Okay. 2263 01:25:12,057 --> 01:25:15,971 ‫Moment in here. ‫Okay. ‫Actually, would you join me. 2264 01:25:15,995 --> 01:25:16,671 ‫Okay. ‫Actually, would you join me. ‫It might be nice to have some 2265 01:25:16,695 --> 01:25:17,038 ‫actually, would you join me. ‫It might be nice to have some ‫company. 2266 01:25:17,062 --> 01:25:19,463 ‫It might be nice to have some ‫company. ‫Okay. 2267 01:25:21,266 --> 01:25:27,215 ‫♪♪ ‫wow, look at US. ‫Look at our clothes. 2268 01:25:27,239 --> 01:25:27,582 ‫Wow, look at US. ‫Look at our clothes. ‫Gay. 2269 01:25:27,606 --> 01:25:30,218 ‫Look at our clothes. ‫Gay. ‫God, I look so young, but you 2270 01:25:30,242 --> 01:25:34,089 ‫gay. ‫God, I look so young, but you ‫know what I had in 1975? 2271 01:25:34,113 --> 01:25:36,191 ‫God, I look so young, but you ‫know what I had in 1975? ‫Big ass bush? 2272 01:25:36,215 --> 01:25:37,125 ‫Know what I had in 1975? ‫Big ass bush? ‫No. 2273 01:25:37,149 --> 01:25:37,926 ‫Big ass bush? ‫No. ‫I had ambition. 2274 01:25:37,950 --> 01:25:40,095 ‫No. ‫I had ambition. ‫We all did, but god, we were 2275 01:25:40,119 --> 01:25:40,462 ‫I had ambition. ‫We all did, but god, we were ‫terrified. 2276 01:25:40,486 --> 01:25:41,763 ‫We all did, but god, we were ‫terrified. ‫I think that's why we clung to 2277 01:25:41,787 --> 01:25:43,732 ‫terrified. ‫I think that's why we clung to ‫each other like we did, which of 2278 01:25:43,756 --> 01:25:44,329 ‫I think that's why we ‫clung to each other like 2279 01:25:44,353 --> 01:25:44,966 ‫we did, which of course ‫created its own problems 2280 01:25:44,990 --> 01:25:45,895 ‫each other like we did, ‫which of course created 2281 01:25:45,919 --> 01:25:46,768 ‫its own problems with ‫the partying and sex. 2282 01:25:46,792 --> 01:25:47,335 ‫Course created its own problems ‫with the partying and sex. ‫What up? 2283 01:25:47,359 --> 01:25:50,138 ‫With the partying and sex. ‫What up? ‫If I wasn't wild, I would 2284 01:25:50,162 --> 01:25:51,573 ‫what up? ‫If I wasn't wild, I would ‫have been all over you back 2285 01:25:51,597 --> 01:25:51,873 ‫if I wasn't wild, I would ‫have been all over you back ‫then. 2286 01:25:51,897 --> 01:25:52,607 ‫Have been all over you back ‫then. ‫But I'm not like that anymore. 2287 01:25:52,631 --> 01:25:54,509 ‫Then. ‫But I'm not like that anymore. ‫Okay. 2288 01:25:54,533 --> 01:25:56,978 ‫But I'm not like that anymore. ‫Okay. ‫Chad, would you do me a 2289 01:25:57,002 --> 01:25:57,279 ‫okay. ‫Chad, would you do me a ‫favor? 2290 01:25:57,303 --> 01:25:58,547 ‫Chad, would you do me a ‫favor? ‫Do me. 2291 01:25:58,571 --> 01:26:00,048 ‫Favor? ‫Do me. ‫Would you put a follow spot 2292 01:26:00,072 --> 01:26:00,549 ‫do me. ‫Would you put a follow spot ‫on me? 2293 01:26:00,573 --> 01:26:02,117 ‫Would you put a follow spot ‫on me? ‫I just want to feel what it's 2294 01:26:02,141 --> 01:26:02,851 ‫on me? ‫I just want to feel what it's ‫like to walk on to that stage 2295 01:26:02,875 --> 01:26:03,318 ‫I just want to feel what it's ‫like to walk on to that stage ‫one more time. 2296 01:26:03,342 --> 01:26:06,755 ‫Like to walk on to that stage ‫one more time. ‫Okay. 2297 01:26:06,779 --> 01:26:12,160 ‫One more time. ‫Okay. ‫I'm ready, Chad. 2298 01:26:12,184 --> 01:26:17,299 ‫Okay. ‫I'm ready, Chad. ‫My bad! 2299 01:26:17,323 --> 01:26:19,201 ‫I'm ready, Chad. ‫My bad! ‫My bad. 2300 01:26:19,225 --> 01:26:20,335 ‫My bad! ‫My bad. ‫My bad. 2301 01:26:20,359 --> 01:26:21,570 ‫My bad. ‫My bad. ‫My bad. 2302 01:26:21,594 --> 01:26:22,137 ‫My bad. ‫My bad. ‫My bad. 2303 01:26:22,161 --> 01:26:22,671 ‫My bad. ‫My bad. ‫So unflattering. 2304 01:26:22,695 --> 01:26:24,105 ‫My bad. ‫So unflattering. ‫My bad. 2305 01:26:24,129 --> 01:26:27,309 ‫So unflattering. ‫My bad. ‫My bad. 2306 01:26:27,333 --> 01:26:32,981 ‫My bad. ‫My bad. ‫There we go. 2307 01:26:33,005 --> 01:26:35,817 ‫My bad. ‫There we go. ‫I can almost hear the laughs, 2308 01:26:35,841 --> 01:26:36,117 ‫there we go. ‫I can almost hear the laughs, ‫Chad. 2309 01:26:36,141 --> 01:26:40,922 ‫I can almost hear the laughs, ‫Chad. ‫The band, that famous sacks, I 2310 01:26:40,946 --> 01:26:42,757 ‫Chad. ‫The band, that famous sacks, I ‫can almost feel what it was like 2311 01:26:42,781 --> 01:26:43,790 ‫the band, that famous ‫sacks, I can almost feel 2312 01:26:43,814 --> 01:26:44,759 ‫what it was like when ‫all of this was new. 2313 01:26:44,783 --> 01:26:45,227 ‫Can almost feel what it was like ‫when all of this was new. ‫Okay. 2314 01:26:45,251 --> 01:26:47,062 ‫When all of this was new. ‫Okay. ‫I can almost see my old 2315 01:26:47,086 --> 01:26:52,000 ‫okay. ‫I can almost see my old ‫friends. 2316 01:26:52,024 --> 01:26:55,203 ‫I can almost see my old ‫friends. ‫Thanks for indulging me, Chad. 2317 01:26:55,227 --> 01:26:55,904 ‫Friends. ‫Thanks for indulging me, Chad. ‫I have so many wonderful 2318 01:26:55,928 --> 01:26:56,338 ‫thanks for indulging me, Chad. ‫I have so many wonderful ‫memories here. 2319 01:26:56,362 --> 01:27:00,976 ‫I have so many wonderful ‫memories here. ‫I'm sure you do too. 2320 01:27:01,000 --> 01:27:02,978 ‫Memories here. ‫I'm sure you do too. ‫I hope you realize how lucky you 2321 01:27:03,002 --> 01:27:07,182 ‫I'm sure you do too. ‫I hope you realize how lucky you ‫are to work here, Chad. 2322 01:27:07,206 --> 01:27:09,884 ‫I hope you realize how lucky you ‫are to work here, Chad. ‫It's a pretty magical place. 2323 01:27:09,908 --> 01:27:12,854 ‫Are to work here, Chad. ‫It's a pretty magical place. ‫Okay. 2324 01:27:12,878 --> 01:27:16,992 ‫It's a pretty magical place. ‫Okay. ‫[ Applause ] 2325 01:27:17,016 --> 01:27:25,000 ‫Okay. ‫[ Applause ] ‫♪ 2326 01:27:25,024 --> 01:27:32,195 ‫[ applause ] ‫♪ ‫[ Cheering ] 2327 01:27:34,232 --> 01:27:41,549 ‫[ Cheers and applause ] ‫Ladies and gentlemen, Adam ‫sandler. 2328 01:27:41,573 --> 01:27:44,419 ‫Ladies and gentlemen, Adam ‫sandler. ‫Yeah, baby! 2329 01:27:44,443 --> 01:27:46,588 ‫Sandler. ‫Yeah, baby! ‫Let's hear it for Jack, baby. 2330 01:27:46,612 --> 01:27:47,922 ‫Yeah, baby! ‫Let's hear it for Jack, baby. ‫Jack made it out tonight! 2331 01:27:47,946 --> 01:27:49,991 ‫Let's hear it for Jack, baby. ‫Jack made it out tonight! ‫Love you, brother. 2332 01:27:50,015 --> 01:27:53,528 ‫Jack made it out tonight! ‫Love you, brother. ‫Okay, here we go. 2333 01:27:53,552 --> 01:27:54,996 ‫Love you, brother. ‫Okay, here we go. ‫♪ everyone in this room has 2334 01:27:55,020 --> 01:27:57,899 ‫okay, here we go. ‫♪ everyone in this room has ‫something in common ♪ 2335 01:27:57,923 --> 01:27:59,634 ‫♪ everyone in this room has ‫something in common ♪ ‫♪ all of our lives were changed 2336 01:27:59,658 --> 01:28:03,605 ‫something in common ♪ ‫♪ all of our lives were changed ‫by the show ♪ 2337 01:28:03,629 --> 01:28:05,940 ‫♪ all of our lives were changed ‫by the show ♪ ‫♪ everyone in this room has 2338 01:28:05,964 --> 01:28:09,644 ‫by the show ♪ ‫♪ everyone in this room has ‫something else in common, none 2339 01:28:09,668 --> 01:28:12,681 ‫♪ everyone in this room has ‫something else in common, none ‫of US were allowed to use the 2340 01:28:12,705 --> 01:28:13,348 ‫something else in common, none ‫of US were allowed to use the ‫little bathroom in lorne's 2341 01:28:13,372 --> 01:28:18,119 ‫of US were allowed to use the ‫little bathroom in lorne's ‫office ♪ 2342 01:28:18,143 --> 01:28:23,725 ‫little bathroom in lorne's ‫office ♪ ‫♪ 50 years, 50 years, Saturday 2343 01:28:23,749 --> 01:28:25,627 ‫office ♪ ‫♪ 50 years, 50 years, Saturday ‫night live has been on for 50 2344 01:28:25,651 --> 01:28:27,062 ‫♪ 50 years, 50 years, Saturday ‫night live has been on for 50 ‫years ♪ 2345 01:28:27,086 --> 01:28:29,698 ‫night live has been on for 50 ‫years ♪ ‫♪ 50 years of your sketch 2346 01:28:29,722 --> 01:28:31,933 ‫years ♪ ‫♪ 50 years of your sketch ‫killing at read-through and 2347 01:28:31,957 --> 01:28:33,735 ‫♪ 50 years of your sketch ‫killing at read-through and ‫finding out they didn't take it 2348 01:28:33,759 --> 01:28:34,105 ‫killing at read-through ‫and finding out they 2349 01:28:34,129 --> 01:28:34,502 ‫didn't take it because ‫the host didn't want to 2350 01:28:34,526 --> 01:28:37,272 ‫finding out they didn't take it ‫because the host didn't want to ‫take off his shirt ♪ 2351 01:28:37,296 --> 01:28:41,142 ‫because the host didn't want to ‫take off his shirt ♪ ‫♪ 50 years, of Tuesday late 2352 01:28:41,166 --> 01:28:43,645 ‫take off his shirt ♪ ‫♪ 50 years, of Tuesday late ‫night pizza ♪ 2353 01:28:43,669 --> 01:28:48,516 ‫♪ 50 years, of Tuesday late ‫night pizza ♪ ‫♪ 35 years of pepto-bismol from 2354 01:28:48,540 --> 01:28:49,718 ‫night pizza ♪ ‫♪ 35 years of pepto-bismol from ‫nurse Theresa ♪ 2355 01:28:49,742 --> 01:28:51,653 ‫♪ 35 years of pepto-bismol from ‫nurse Theresa ♪ ‫yeah, baby! 2356 01:28:51,677 --> 01:28:54,989 ‫Nurse Theresa ♪ ‫yeah, baby! ‫♪ 50 years of the cast looking 2357 01:28:55,013 --> 01:28:58,493 ‫yeah, baby! ‫♪ 50 years of the cast looking ‫straight at the cue cards, and 2358 01:28:58,517 --> 01:28:59,499 ‫♪ 50 years of the cast ‫looking straight at the 2359 01:28:59,523 --> 01:29:00,528 ‫cue cards, and 30 years ‫of drunk Wally holding 2360 01:29:00,552 --> 01:29:01,759 ‫straight at the cue ‫cards, and 30 years of 2361 01:29:01,783 --> 01:29:03,164 ‫drunk Wally holding the ‫cue cards upside down ♪ 2362 01:29:03,188 --> 01:29:06,634 ‫30 years of drunk Wally holding ‫the cue cards upside down ♪ ‫that a baby, Wally! 2363 01:29:06,658 --> 01:29:11,906 ‫The cue cards upside down ♪ ‫that a baby, Wally! ‫♪ 50 years of writers seeing 2364 01:29:11,930 --> 01:29:13,908 ‫that a baby, Wally! ‫♪ 50 years of writers seeing ‫Steven Spielberg at lorne's 2365 01:29:13,932 --> 01:29:14,751 ‫♪ 50 years of writers ‫seeing Steven Spielberg 2366 01:29:14,775 --> 01:29:15,577 ‫at lorne's monitors, ‫not laughing at one of 2367 01:29:15,601 --> 01:29:16,375 ‫Steven Spielberg at ‫lorne's monitors, not 2368 01:29:16,399 --> 01:29:17,345 ‫laughing at one of his ‫sketches that he obviously 2369 01:29:17,369 --> 01:29:18,513 ‫monitors, not laughing at one of ‫his sketches that he obviously ‫hated ♪ 2370 01:29:18,537 --> 01:29:20,115 ‫his sketches that he obviously ‫hated ♪ ‫♪ 50 years of those same writers 2371 01:29:20,139 --> 01:29:23,485 ‫hated ♪ ‫♪ 50 years of those same writers ‫getting wasted at the after 2372 01:29:23,509 --> 01:29:24,452 ‫♪ 50 years of those same writers ‫getting wasted at the after ‫party ♪ 2373 01:29:24,476 --> 01:29:26,121 ‫getting wasted at the after ‫party ♪ ‫♪ and loudly telling everybody 2374 01:29:26,145 --> 01:29:29,057 ‫party ♪ ‫♪ and loudly telling everybody ‫that jaws was overrated ♪ 2375 01:29:29,081 --> 01:29:31,036 ‫♪ and loudly telling ‫everybody that jaws was 2376 01:29:31,060 --> 01:29:33,061 ‫overrated ♪ ♪ 50 years ‫of prank calling some 2377 01:29:33,085 --> 01:29:35,430 ‫that jaws was overrated ♪ ‫♪ 50 years of prank calling some ‫"New York" magazine critic, ♪ 2378 01:29:35,454 --> 01:29:36,310 ‫♪ 50 years of prank ‫calling some "New York" 2379 01:29:36,334 --> 01:29:37,332 ‫magazine critic, ♪ ♪ 50 ‫years of finding out your 2380 01:29:37,356 --> 01:29:39,367 ‫"New York" magazine critic, ♪ ‫♪ 50 years of finding out your ‫favorite musician's 2381 01:29:39,391 --> 01:29:40,502 ‫♪ 50 years of finding out your ‫favorite musician's ‫antisemitic ♪ 2382 01:29:40,526 --> 01:29:42,370 ‫favorite musician's ‫antisemitic ♪ ‫♪ 50 years of asking an intern 2383 01:29:42,394 --> 01:29:44,973 ‫antisemitic ♪ ‫♪ 50 years of asking an intern ‫to pick up your laundry at 2:30 2384 01:29:44,997 --> 01:29:46,152 ‫♪ 50 years of asking ‫an intern to pick up your 2385 01:29:46,176 --> 01:29:47,308 ‫laundry at 2:30 A.M., ‫not realizing that the 2386 01:29:47,332 --> 01:29:49,255 ‫to pick up your ‫laundry at 2:30 A.M., not 2387 01:29:49,279 --> 01:29:51,713 ‫realizing that the intern ‫was Martin scorsese's kid 2388 01:29:51,737 --> 01:29:53,570 ‫A.M., not realizing that ‫the intern was Martin 2389 01:29:53,594 --> 01:29:55,350 ‫scorsese's kid or Nora ‫efron's kid or Randy 2390 01:29:55,374 --> 01:29:56,632 ‫intern was Martin ‫scorsese's kid or Nora efron's 2391 01:29:56,656 --> 01:29:57,786 ‫kid or Randy Newman's ‫kid or whoever lorne 2392 01:29:57,810 --> 01:29:58,820 ‫or Nora efron's kid or Randy ‫Newman's kid or whoever lorne ‫had dinner with on Wednesday 2393 01:29:58,844 --> 01:30:00,422 ‫Newman's kid or whoever lorne ‫had dinner with on Wednesday ‫night's kid ♪ 2394 01:30:00,446 --> 01:30:01,856 ‫had dinner with on Wednesday ‫night's kid ♪ ‫♪ 50 years from cast members 2395 01:30:01,880 --> 01:30:03,425 ‫night's kid ♪ ‫♪ 50 years from cast members ‫saying I'm not getting on 2396 01:30:03,449 --> 01:30:04,726 ‫♪ 50 years from cast members ‫saying I'm not getting on ‫enough ♪ 2397 01:30:04,750 --> 01:30:06,194 ‫saying I'm not getting on ‫enough ♪ ‫♪ their spirits are broken and 2398 01:30:06,218 --> 01:30:08,096 ‫enough ♪ ‫♪ their spirits are broken and ‫their hearts are full of 2399 01:30:08,120 --> 01:30:09,531 ‫♪ their spirits are broken and ‫their hearts are full of ‫malice ♪ 2400 01:30:09,555 --> 01:30:11,833 ‫their hearts are full of ‫malice ♪ ‫♪ 50 years of them storming off 2401 01:30:11,857 --> 01:30:14,803 ‫malice ♪ ‫♪ 50 years of them storming off ‫to tell lorne how they really 2402 01:30:14,827 --> 01:30:16,204 ‫♪ 50 years of them storming off ‫to tell lorne how they really ‫feel ♪ 2403 01:30:16,228 --> 01:30:17,972 ‫to tell lorne how they really ‫feel ♪ ‫♪ then chickening out and saying 2404 01:30:17,996 --> 01:30:20,074 ‫feel ♪ ‫♪ then chickening out and saying ‫hey lorne, I knitted this scarf 2405 01:30:20,098 --> 01:30:21,910 ‫♪ then chickening out and saying ‫hey lorne, I knitted this scarf ‫for Alice ♪ 2406 01:30:21,934 --> 01:30:24,012 ‫hey lorne, I knitted this scarf ‫for Alice ♪ ‫♪ 50 years of waking up Sunday 2407 01:30:24,036 --> 01:30:26,714 ‫for Alice ♪ ‫♪ 50 years of waking up Sunday ‫afternoon to threats, 50 years 2408 01:30:26,738 --> 01:30:29,075 ‫♪ 50 years of waking ‫up Sunday afternoon to 2409 01:30:29,099 --> 01:30:31,653 ‫threats, 50 years of ‫downing writing that cold 2410 01:30:31,677 --> 01:30:32,855 ‫afternoon to threats, ‫50 years of downing 2411 01:30:32,879 --> 01:30:34,289 ‫writing that cold open ‫five minutes until dress, 2412 01:30:34,313 --> 01:30:36,057 ‫of downing writing that cold ‫open five minutes until dress, ‫and Colin ♪ 2413 01:30:36,081 --> 01:30:37,492 ‫open five minutes until dress, ‫and Colin ♪ ‫♪ 50 years of wondering who is 2414 01:30:37,516 --> 01:30:38,593 ‫and Colin ♪ ‫♪ 50 years of wondering who is ‫going to take over the show when 2415 01:30:38,617 --> 01:30:39,383 ‫♪ 50 years of wondering ‫who is going to take 2416 01:30:39,407 --> 01:30:40,228 ‫over the show when ‫lorne retires, but everyone 2417 01:30:40,252 --> 01:30:43,969 ‫going to take over the ‫show when lorne retires, 2418 01:30:43,993 --> 01:30:47,635 ‫but everyone knows ‫the answer is of course is 2419 01:30:47,659 --> 01:30:48,870 ‫lorne retires, but everyone ‫knows the answer is of course is ‫petey ♪ 2420 01:30:48,894 --> 01:30:51,506 ‫knows the answer is of course is ‫petey ♪ ‫♪ 50 years of young comedians 2421 01:30:51,530 --> 01:30:54,742 ‫petey ♪ ‫♪ 50 years of young comedians ‫getting hired for other shows ♪ 2422 01:30:54,766 --> 01:30:55,420 ‫♪ 50 years of young ‫comedians getting hired 2423 01:30:55,444 --> 01:30:56,177 ‫for other shows ♪ ♪ ‫stand-up second city in all 2424 01:30:56,201 --> 01:30:59,280 ‫getting hired for other shows ♪ ‫♪ stand-up second city in all ‫the rest ♪ 2425 01:30:59,304 --> 01:31:01,316 ‫♪ stand-up second city in all ‫the rest ♪ ‫♪ 50 years of cast members 2426 01:31:01,340 --> 01:31:02,550 ‫the rest ♪ ‫♪ 50 years of cast members ‫saying I think our cast is the 2427 01:31:02,574 --> 01:31:04,552 ‫♪ 50 years of cast members ‫saying I think our cast is the ‫greatest of all time ♪ 2428 01:31:04,576 --> 01:31:05,987 ‫saying I think our cast is the ‫greatest of all time ♪ ‫♪ but we all know that the first 2429 01:31:06,011 --> 01:31:09,491 ‫greatest of all time ♪ ‫♪ but we all know that the first ‫cast was the best ♪ 2430 01:31:09,515 --> 01:31:14,729 ‫♪ but we all know that the first ‫cast was the best ♪ ‫♪ and because of them we got 2431 01:31:14,753 --> 01:31:17,632 ‫cast was the best ♪ ‫♪ and because of them we got ‫four years of Eddie Murphy, 2432 01:31:17,656 --> 01:31:20,368 ‫♪ and because of them we got ‫four years of Eddie Murphy, ‫eight years of will forte ♪ 2433 01:31:20,392 --> 01:31:24,239 ‫four years of Eddie Murphy, ‫eight years of will forte ♪ ‫♪ five years of chan hooks and 2434 01:31:24,263 --> 01:31:26,174 ‫eight years of will forte ♪ ‫♪ five years of chan hooks and ‫gilda, six of Victoria, 11 of 2435 01:31:26,198 --> 01:31:27,408 ‫♪ five years of chan hooks and ‫gilda, six of Victoria, 11 of ‫chase ♪ 2436 01:31:27,432 --> 01:31:29,377 ‫gilda, six of Victoria, 11 of ‫chase ♪ ‫♪ three years of Melanie 2437 01:31:29,401 --> 01:31:31,446 ‫chase ♪ ‫♪ three years of Melanie ‫hutsell, Michael mckeon crushed 2438 01:31:31,470 --> 01:31:33,681 ‫♪ three years of Melanie ‫hutsell, Michael mckeon crushed ‫it in two ♪ 2439 01:31:33,705 --> 01:31:35,116 ‫hutsell, Michael mckeon crushed ‫it in two ♪ ‫♪ one in Billy crystal, six of 2440 01:31:35,140 --> 01:31:37,018 ‫it in two ♪ ‫♪ one in Billy crystal, six of ‫Dennis Miller, eight of Harvey 2441 01:31:37,042 --> 01:31:38,520 ‫♪ one in Billy crystal, six of ‫Dennis Miller, eight of Harvey ‫the blue ♪ 2442 01:31:38,544 --> 01:31:43,725 ‫Dennis Miller, eight of Harvey ‫the blue ♪ ‫♪ seven years of, five years 2443 01:31:43,749 --> 01:31:47,595 ‫the blue ♪ ‫♪ seven years of, five years ‫Terry and Quinn, four of 2444 01:31:47,619 --> 01:31:51,599 ‫♪ seven years of, five years ‫Terry and Quinn, four of ‫klingon, 11 of armisen ♪ 2445 01:31:51,623 --> 01:31:58,006 ‫Terry and Quinn, four of ‫klingon, 11 of armisen ♪ ‫♪ 14 years of Davis and handy, 2446 01:31:58,030 --> 01:32:03,945 ‫klingon, 11 of armisen ♪ ‫♪ 14 years of Davis and handy, ‫Schiller, 18 of ammon and disco, 2447 01:32:03,969 --> 01:32:06,579 ‫♪ 14 years of Davis ‫and handy, Schiller, 18 of 2448 01:32:06,603 --> 01:32:09,384 ‫ammon and disco, 30 ‫years of downey, 45 years of 2449 01:32:09,408 --> 01:32:10,585 ‫Schiller, 18 of ammon and disco, ‫30 years of downey, 45 years of ‫lorne ♪ 2450 01:32:10,609 --> 01:32:14,055 ‫30 years of downey, 45 years of ‫lorne ♪ ‫♪ six years of our boy farley, 2451 01:32:14,079 --> 01:32:19,460 ‫lorne ♪ ‫♪ six years of our boy farley, ‫five of our buddy norm ♪ 2452 01:32:19,484 --> 01:32:22,897 ‫♪ six years of our boy farley, ‫five of our buddy norm ♪ ‫♪ 50 years of one of US getting 2453 01:32:22,921 --> 01:32:24,933 ‫five of our buddy norm ♪ ‫♪ 50 years of one of US getting ‫to say live from New York, it's 2454 01:32:24,957 --> 01:32:26,568 ‫♪ 50 years of one of US getting ‫to say live from New York, it's ‫Saturday night ♪ 2455 01:32:26,592 --> 01:32:29,904 ‫to say live from New York, it's ‫Saturday night ♪ ‫♪ 50 years of standing on home 2456 01:32:29,928 --> 01:32:31,205 ‫Saturday night ♪ ‫♪ 50 years of standing on home ‫base, waving good night and 2457 01:32:31,229 --> 01:32:36,210 ‫♪ 50 years of standing on home ‫base, waving good night and ‫goodbye ♪ 2458 01:32:36,234 --> 01:32:41,616 ‫base, waving good night and ‫goodbye ♪ ‫♪ 50 years of the best times of 2459 01:32:41,640 --> 01:32:44,986 ‫goodbye ♪ ‫♪ 50 years of the best times of ‫our lives ♪♪ 2460 01:32:45,010 --> 01:32:49,958 ‫♪ 50 years of the best times of ‫our lives ♪♪ ‫all right! 2461 01:32:49,982 --> 01:32:50,425 ‫Our lives ♪♪ ‫all right! ‫Thank you, all! 2462 01:32:50,449 --> 01:32:56,052 ‫All right! ‫Thank you, all! ‫[ Cheers and applause ] 2463 01:33:10,468 --> 01:33:15,617 ‫BMW. ‫Hot dogs and heroin, get ‫your hot dogs and heroin here. 2464 01:33:15,641 --> 01:33:16,918 ‫Hot dogs and heroin, get ‫your hot dogs and heroin here. ‫Hello, kind sir. 2465 01:33:16,942 --> 01:33:18,019 ‫Your hot dogs and heroin here. ‫Hello, kind sir. ‫We just moved here from the 2466 01:33:18,043 --> 01:33:19,821 ‫hello, kind sir. ‫We just moved here from the ‫small towns we grew up in. 2467 01:33:19,845 --> 01:33:22,123 ‫We just moved here from the ‫small towns we grew up in. ‫That's right. 2468 01:33:22,147 --> 01:33:24,425 ‫Small towns we grew up in. ‫That's right. ‫We're both young and of the same 2469 01:33:24,449 --> 01:33:25,560 ‫that's right. ‫We're both young and of the same ‫age, with dreams of making it 2470 01:33:25,584 --> 01:33:25,906 ‫we're both young and ‫of the same age, with 2471 01:33:25,930 --> 01:33:26,294 ‫dreams of making it big ‫here in New York City. 2472 01:33:26,318 --> 01:33:28,529 ‫Age, with dreams of making it ‫big here in New York City. ‫You're moving to New York 2473 01:33:28,553 --> 01:33:29,130 ‫big here in New York City. ‫You're moving to New York ‫now? 2474 01:33:29,154 --> 01:33:29,998 ‫You're moving to New York ‫now? ‫It's 1975. 2475 01:33:30,022 --> 01:33:31,265 ‫Now? ‫It's 1975. ‫New York is dying. 2476 01:33:31,289 --> 01:33:32,333 ‫It's 1975. ‫New York is dying. ‫It's a bankrupt hell hole. 2477 01:33:32,357 --> 01:33:33,701 ‫New York is dying. ‫It's a bankrupt hell hole. ‫Oh, it is? 2478 01:33:33,725 --> 01:33:35,303 ‫It's a bankrupt hell hole. ‫Oh, it is? ‫Well, let's get out of here. 2479 01:33:35,327 --> 01:33:35,903 ‫Oh, it is? ‫Well, let's get out of here. ‫No. 2480 01:33:35,927 --> 01:33:37,572 ‫Well, let's get out of here. ‫No. ‫We're poets and dreamers, and 2481 01:33:37,596 --> 01:33:39,073 ‫no. ‫We're poets and dreamers, and ‫New York can where we belong. 2482 01:33:39,097 --> 01:33:39,741 ‫We're poets and dreamers, and ‫New York can where we belong. ‫So one hot dog with heroin, 2483 01:33:39,765 --> 01:33:44,045 ‫New York can where we belong. ‫So one hot dog with heroin, ‫please. 2484 01:33:44,069 --> 01:33:46,347 ‫So one hot dog with heroin, ‫please. ‫Very well. 2485 01:33:46,371 --> 01:33:49,217 ‫Please. ‫Very well. ‫Hot dog and heroin, tell these 2486 01:33:49,241 --> 01:33:49,951 ‫very well. ‫Hot dog and heroin, tell these ‫boys what New York City is all 2487 01:33:49,975 --> 01:33:53,521 ‫hot dog and heroin, tell these ‫boys what New York City is all ‫about. 2488 01:33:53,545 --> 01:34:01,545 ‫Boys what New York City is all ‫about. ‫♪♪ 2489 01:34:03,422 --> 01:34:06,868 ‫About. ‫♪♪ ‫♪ baby look at me, and tell me 2490 01:34:06,892 --> 01:34:10,038 ‫♪♪ ‫♪ baby look at me, and tell me ‫what you see ♪ 2491 01:34:10,062 --> 01:34:15,677 ‫♪ baby look at me, and tell me ‫what you see ♪ ‫♪ this old city is going to 2492 01:34:15,701 --> 01:34:16,644 ‫what you see ♪ ‫♪ this old city is going to ‫hell ♪ 2493 01:34:16,668 --> 01:34:18,946 ‫♪ this old city is going to ‫hell ♪ ‫♪ urine is all you can smell ♪ 2494 01:34:18,970 --> 01:34:20,948 ‫hell ♪ ‫♪ urine is all you can smell ♪ ‫♪ fame, you're going to get shot 2495 01:34:20,972 --> 01:34:21,848 ‫♪ urine is all you can ‫smell ♪ ♪ fame, you're 2496 01:34:21,872 --> 01:34:22,750 ‫going to get shot in ‫a taxi, you're going to 2497 01:34:22,774 --> 01:34:27,055 ‫♪ fame, you're going to get shot ‫in a taxi, you're going to ‫stabbed on the train ♪ 2498 01:34:27,079 --> 01:34:34,328 ‫in a taxi, you're going to ‫stabbed on the train ♪ ‫♪ the president... baby remember 2499 01:34:34,352 --> 01:34:35,329 ‫stabbed on the train ♪ ‫♪ the president... baby remember ‫the game ♪ 2500 01:34:35,353 --> 01:34:38,855 ‫♪ the president... baby remember ‫the game ♪ ‫♪♪ 2501 01:34:42,093 --> 01:34:46,496 ‫♪♪ 2502 01:34:49,266 --> 01:34:57,266 ‫[ applause ] ‫Whoa, where are we now, John? ‫It's the 1980s. 2503 01:34:58,810 --> 01:35:00,988 ‫Whoa, where are we now, John? ‫It's the 1980s. ‫We're at a power lunch on wall 2504 01:35:01,012 --> 01:35:01,322 ‫it's the 1980s. ‫We're at a power lunch on wall ‫street. 2505 01:35:01,346 --> 01:35:02,190 ‫We're at a power lunch on wall ‫street. ‫Oh, New York is fine now? 2506 01:35:02,214 --> 01:35:03,691 ‫Street. ‫Oh, New York is fine now? ‫If you're white, yes. 2507 01:35:03,715 --> 01:35:05,059 ‫Oh, New York is fine now? ‫If you're white, yes. ‫It's all thanks to the boom on 2508 01:35:05,083 --> 01:35:06,260 ‫if you're white, yes. ‫It's all thanks to the boom on ‫the stock market and a new diet 2509 01:35:06,284 --> 01:35:10,339 ‫it's all thanks to the ‫boom on the stock market 2510 01:35:10,363 --> 01:35:14,335 ‫and a new diet that's ‫been sweeping the city. 2511 01:35:14,359 --> 01:35:22,243 ‫The stock market and a new diet ‫that's been sweeping the city. ‫Cocaine and some vodka. 2512 01:35:22,267 --> 01:35:25,880 ‫That's been sweeping the city. ‫Cocaine and some vodka. ‫What a wonderful fame. 2513 01:35:25,904 --> 01:35:29,117 ‫Cocaine and some vodka. ‫What a wonderful fame. ‫Cocaine and some vodka, it's how 2514 01:35:29,141 --> 01:35:32,019 ‫what a wonderful fame. ‫Cocaine and some vodka, it's how ‫the mets win their games. 2515 01:35:32,043 --> 01:35:33,013 ‫Cocaine and some vodka, ‫it's how the mets win 2516 01:35:33,037 --> 01:35:33,988 ‫their games. ♪ no ‫sleeping, for a couple of 2517 01:35:34,012 --> 01:35:38,926 ‫the mets win their games. ‫♪ no sleeping, for a couple of ‫days ♪ 2518 01:35:38,950 --> 01:35:45,767 ‫♪ no sleeping, for a couple of ‫days ♪ ‫♪ it's the power lift that 2519 01:35:45,791 --> 01:35:47,702 ‫days ♪ ‫♪ it's the power lift that ‫shrinks your dick ♪ 2520 01:35:47,726 --> 01:35:51,272 ‫♪ it's the power lift that ‫shrinks your dick ♪ ‫♪ cocaine and vodka ♪ 2521 01:35:51,296 --> 01:35:55,376 ‫shrinks your dick ♪ ‫♪ cocaine and vodka ♪ ‫♪ vodka, wow. 2522 01:35:55,400 --> 01:35:56,844 ‫♪ Cocaine and vodka ♪ ‫♪ vodka, wow. ‫I think Kinsey is going to be 2523 01:35:56,868 --> 01:35:57,211 ‫♪ vodka, wow. ‫I think Kinsey is going to be ‫psyched. 2524 01:35:57,235 --> 01:35:59,247 ‫I think Kinsey is going to be ‫psyched. ‫Won't it make it harder for 2525 01:35:59,271 --> 01:36:00,181 ‫psyched. ‫Won't it make it harder for ‫artists like me to live here? 2526 01:36:00,205 --> 01:36:01,048 ‫Won't it make it harder for ‫artists like me to live here? ‫It will. 2527 01:36:01,072 --> 01:36:03,818 ‫Artists like me to live here? ‫It will. ‫And as we enter the '90s, times 2528 01:36:03,842 --> 01:36:06,888 ‫it will. ‫And as we enter the '90s, times ‫square will be transformed from 2529 01:36:06,912 --> 01:36:07,685 ‫and as we enter the ‫'90s, times square will 2530 01:36:07,709 --> 01:36:08,556 ‫be transformed from ‫pimps and photographers to 2531 01:36:08,580 --> 01:36:10,324 ‫square will be transformed from ‫pimps and photographers to ‫something filthier, cartoon 2532 01:36:10,348 --> 01:36:10,658 ‫pimps and photographers to ‫something filthier, cartoon ‫mascots. 2533 01:36:10,682 --> 01:36:11,359 ‫Something filthier, cartoon ‫mascots. ‫But the old guard will not go 2534 01:36:11,383 --> 01:36:13,494 ‫mascots. ‫But the old guard will not go ‫quietly. 2535 01:36:13,518 --> 01:36:17,331 ‫But the old guard will not go ‫quietly. ‫♪ look down, look down, you're 2536 01:36:17,355 --> 01:36:20,001 ‫quietly. ‫♪ look down, look down, you're ‫standing in my grave ♪ 2537 01:36:20,025 --> 01:36:25,606 ‫♪ look down, look down, you're ‫standing in my grave ♪ ‫♪ look down you fool, I have 2538 01:36:25,630 --> 01:36:26,774 ‫standing in my grave ♪ ‫♪ look down you fool, I have ‫served ♪ 2539 01:36:26,798 --> 01:36:30,311 ‫♪ look down you fool, I have ‫served ♪ ‫♪ you will never change, I swear 2540 01:36:30,335 --> 01:36:38,335 ‫served ♪ ‫♪ you will never change, I swear ‫I do, you know nothing, two for 2541 01:36:38,743 --> 01:36:39,987 ‫♪ you will never change, I swear ‫I do, you know nothing, two for ‫eight ♪ 2542 01:36:40,011 --> 01:36:43,157 ‫I do, you know nothing, two for ‫eight ♪ ‫♪ 2543 01:36:43,181 --> 01:36:50,498 ‫eight ♪ ♪ ♪♪ 2544 01:36:50,522 --> 01:36:53,568 ‫♪ ‫♪♪ ‫♪ but look, it's the one who 2545 01:36:53,592 --> 01:36:55,536 ‫♪♪ ‫♪ but look, it's the one who ‫will unite them, the one 2546 01:36:55,560 --> 01:36:57,405 ‫♪ but look, it's the one who ‫will unite them, the one ‫character in Times Square whose 2547 01:36:57,429 --> 01:37:00,141 ‫will unite them, the one ‫character in Times Square whose ‫family friendly but also a 2548 01:37:00,165 --> 01:37:01,275 ‫character in Times Square whose ‫family friendly but also a ‫prostitute, the green MandM. 2549 01:37:01,299 --> 01:37:05,346 ‫Family friendly but also a ‫prostitute, the green MandM. ‫♪♪ 2550 01:37:05,370 --> 01:37:12,453 ‫Prostitute, the green MandM. ‫♪♪ ‫♪ I dreamed a dream I'm... cough 2551 01:37:12,477 --> 01:37:15,456 ‫♪♪ ‫♪ I dreamed a dream I'm... cough ‫cough... and I was high on meth 2552 01:37:15,480 --> 01:37:19,994 ‫♪ I dreamed a dream I'm... cough ‫cough... and I was high on meth ‫and skittles ♪ 2553 01:37:20,018 --> 01:37:26,901 ‫cough... and I was high on meth ‫and skittles ♪ ‫♪ so different than it used to 2554 01:37:26,925 --> 01:37:29,237 ‫and skittles ♪ ‫♪ so different than it used to ‫be, so different from this hell 2555 01:37:29,261 --> 01:37:31,239 ‫♪ so different than it used to ‫be, so different from this hell ‫I'm living ♪ 2556 01:37:31,263 --> 01:37:36,811 ‫be, so different from this hell ‫I'm living ♪ ‫♪ so different now that it used 2557 01:37:36,835 --> 01:37:43,017 ‫I'm living ♪ ‫♪ so different now that it used ‫to be, but Julie killed the 2558 01:37:43,041 --> 01:37:46,454 ‫♪ so different now that it used ‫to be, but Julie killed the ‫dream I dreamed ♪ 2559 01:37:46,478 --> 01:37:49,857 ‫to be, but Julie killed the ‫dream I dreamed ♪ ‫what are you doing? 2560 01:37:49,881 --> 01:37:50,191 ‫Dream I dreamed ♪ ‫what are you doing? ‫Stop. 2561 01:37:50,215 --> 01:37:55,062 ‫What are you doing? ‫Stop. ‫What are you doing? 2562 01:37:55,086 --> 01:37:58,132 ‫Stop. ‫What are you doing? ‫That's right, Rudy giuliani, 2563 01:37:58,156 --> 01:37:59,166 ‫what are you doing? ‫That's right, Rudy giuliani, ‫here in post-9/11 New York, the 2564 01:37:59,190 --> 01:37:59,524 ‫that's right, Rudy ‫giuliani, here in post-9/11 2565 01:37:59,548 --> 01:37:59,834 ‫New York, the city ‫has rallied like never 2566 01:37:59,858 --> 01:38:05,873 ‫here in post-9/11 New York, the ‫city has rallied like never ‫before. 2567 01:38:05,897 --> 01:38:08,342 ‫City has rallied like never ‫before. ‫Rudy, Rudy, you're america's 2568 01:38:08,366 --> 01:38:08,643 ‫before. ‫Rudy, Rudy, you're america's ‫mayor. 2569 01:38:08,667 --> 01:38:10,978 ‫Rudy, Rudy, you're america's ‫mayor. ‫You're beloved all across the 2570 01:38:11,002 --> 01:38:12,346 ‫mayor. ‫You're beloved all across the ‫country, this is your big shot. 2571 01:38:12,370 --> 01:38:12,699 ‫You're beloved all ‫across the country, this is 2572 01:38:12,723 --> 01:38:13,047 ‫your big shot. What ‫are you going to do with 2573 01:38:13,071 --> 01:38:13,314 ‫country, this is your big shot. ‫What are you going to do with ‫it? 2574 01:38:13,338 --> 01:38:16,150 ‫What are you going to do with ‫it? ‫Simple. 2575 01:38:16,174 --> 01:38:18,319 ‫It? ‫Simple. ‫I am throwing away my shots. 2576 01:38:18,343 --> 01:38:23,658 ‫Simple. ‫I am throwing away my shots. ‫I am throwing my shots. 2577 01:38:23,682 --> 01:38:25,159 ‫I am throwing away my shots. ‫I am throwing my shots. ‫Anyone and I am throwing away my 2578 01:38:25,183 --> 01:38:25,459 ‫I am throwing my shots. ‫Anyone and I am throwing away my ‫shots. 2579 01:38:25,483 --> 01:38:33,483 ‫Anyone and I am throwing away my ‫shots. ‫♪♪ whoa, whoa, whoa ♪ 2580 01:38:37,095 --> 01:38:42,109 ‫shots. ‫♪♪ whoa, whoa, whoa ♪ ‫♪ rise up, a rise up, I'll plant 2581 01:38:42,133 --> 01:38:44,478 ‫♪♪ whoa, whoa, whoa ♪ ‫♪ rise up, a rise up, I'll plant ‫the thieves, and rise up, 2582 01:38:44,502 --> 01:38:47,014 ‫♪ rise up, a rise up, I'll plant ‫the thieves, and rise up, ‫getting crazy, going to rise 2583 01:38:47,038 --> 01:38:48,449 ‫the thieves, and rise up, ‫getting crazy, going to rise ‫up ♪ 2584 01:38:48,473 --> 01:38:55,623 ‫getting crazy, going to rise ‫up ♪ ‫♪ rise up, and just like a city, 2585 01:38:55,647 --> 01:38:57,558 ‫up ♪ ‫♪ rise up, and just like a city, ‫buzz he is going away, I am 2586 01:38:57,582 --> 01:38:59,527 ‫♪ rise up, and just like a city, ‫buzz he is going away, I am ‫throwing away ♪ 2587 01:38:59,551 --> 01:39:06,267 ‫buzz he is going away, I am ‫throwing away ♪ ‫[ Cheers and applause ] 2588 01:39:06,291 --> 01:39:08,736 ‫Throwing away ♪ ‫[ Cheers and applause ] ‫Then after Michael bloomberg 2589 01:39:08,760 --> 01:39:10,838 ‫[ cheers and applause ] ‫Then after Michael bloomberg ‫took New York to new heights. 2590 01:39:10,862 --> 01:39:11,920 ‫Then after Michael ‫bloomberg took New York 2591 01:39:11,944 --> 01:39:13,074 ‫to new heights. >> In ‫terms of how unaffordable 2592 01:39:13,098 --> 01:39:13,474 ‫took New York to new heights. ‫In terms of how unaffordable ‫it became. 2593 01:39:13,498 --> 01:39:18,946 ‫In terms of how unaffordable ‫it became. ‫Great impression. 2594 01:39:18,970 --> 01:39:26,970 ‫It became. ‫Great impression. ‫And sylvie blasio brought ill 2595 01:39:28,646 --> 01:39:29,323 ‫great impression. ‫And sylvie blasio brought ill ‫brought US universal di care. 2596 01:39:29,347 --> 01:39:30,691 ‫And sylvie blasio brought ill ‫brought US universal di care. ‫Yeah, that right. 2597 01:39:30,715 --> 01:39:32,660 ‫Brought US universal di care. ‫Yeah, that right. ‫Homeless dudes want to push 2598 01:39:32,684 --> 01:39:36,797 ‫yeah, that right. ‫Homeless dudes want to push ‫people on to the subway track, 2599 01:39:36,821 --> 01:39:37,565 ‫homeless dudes want to push ‫people on to the subway track, ‫they got it. 2600 01:39:37,589 --> 01:39:39,300 ‫People on to the subway track, ‫they got it. ‫Somehow New York today feels 2601 01:39:39,324 --> 01:39:41,268 ‫they got it. ‫Somehow New York today feels ‫like it's back in the '70s, back 2602 01:39:41,292 --> 01:39:41,936 ‫somehow New York today feels ‫like it's back in the '70s, back ‫on skid row. 2603 01:39:41,960 --> 01:39:42,703 ‫Like it's back in the '70s, back ‫on skid row. ‫That's right. 2604 01:39:42,727 --> 01:39:43,270 ‫On skid row. ‫That's right. ‫Skid row. 2605 01:39:43,294 --> 01:39:44,138 ‫That's right. ‫Skid row. ‫Oh my god, who hit you, 2606 01:39:44,162 --> 01:39:44,438 ‫skid row. ‫Oh my god, who hit you, ‫Colin? 2607 01:39:44,462 --> 01:39:45,606 ‫Oh my god, who hit you, ‫Colin? ‫No. 2608 01:39:45,630 --> 01:39:49,210 ‫Colin? ‫No. ‫Not this time. 2609 01:39:49,234 --> 01:39:50,478 ‫No. ‫Not this time. ‫You see, there is a new menace 2610 01:39:50,502 --> 01:39:51,445 ‫not this time. ‫You see, there is a new menace ‫on the streets of our city. 2611 01:39:51,469 --> 01:39:57,251 ‫You see, there is a new menace ‫on the streets of our city. ‫♪♪ 2612 01:39:57,275 --> 01:40:01,989 ‫On the streets of our city. ‫♪♪ ‫♪ suddenly evites, they're 2613 01:40:02,013 --> 01:40:10,013 ‫♪♪ ‫♪ suddenly evites, they're ‫flying around me, on the 2614 01:40:10,889 --> 01:40:16,170 ‫♪ suddenly evites, they're ‫flying around me, on the ‫sidewalk and suddenly e-bikes, 2615 01:40:16,194 --> 01:40:21,609 ‫flying around me, on the ‫sidewalk and suddenly e-bikes, ‫they're trying to kill you, it's 2616 01:40:21,633 --> 01:40:29,383 ‫sidewalk and suddenly e-bikes, ‫they're trying to kill you, it's ‫like from midnight ies ♪ 2617 01:40:29,407 --> 01:40:32,520 ‫they're trying to kill you, it's ‫like from midnight ies ♪ ‫[ Applause ] 2618 01:40:32,544 --> 01:40:34,021 ‫Like from midnight ies ♪ ‫[ Applause ] ‫Then why even live in new 2619 01:40:34,045 --> 01:40:34,755 ‫[ applause ] ‫Then why even live in new ‫York anymore? 2620 01:40:34,779 --> 01:40:36,390 ‫Then why even live in new ‫York anymore? ‫It's too loud, it's too 2621 01:40:36,414 --> 01:40:36,757 ‫York anymore? ‫It's too loud, it's too ‫dangerous. 2622 01:40:36,781 --> 01:40:38,259 ‫It's too loud, it's too ‫dangerous. ‫They gives rats free birth 2623 01:40:38,283 --> 01:40:39,794 ‫dangerous. ‫They gives rats free birth ‫control, but not human women? 2624 01:40:39,818 --> 01:40:40,600 ‫They gives rats free ‫birth control, but not 2625 01:40:40,624 --> 01:40:41,462 ‫human women? I mean, ‫if this is what New York 2626 01:40:41,486 --> 01:40:42,363 ‫control, but not human women? ‫I mean, if this is what New York ‫is, I'm out. 2627 01:40:42,387 --> 01:40:43,998 ‫I mean, if this is what New York ‫is, I'm out. ‫Wait, Pete, and where did 2628 01:40:44,022 --> 01:40:47,635 ‫is, I'm out. ‫Wait, Pete, and where did ‫spade go, by the way? 2629 01:40:47,659 --> 01:40:49,437 ‫Wait, Pete, and where did ‫spade go, by the way? ‫Oh, he sat back down in the 2630 01:40:49,461 --> 01:40:49,804 ‫spade go, by the way? ‫Oh, he sat back down in the ‫audience. 2631 01:40:49,828 --> 01:40:54,642 ‫Oh, he sat back down in the ‫audience. ‫Yeah, I got a feel for it. 2632 01:40:54,666 --> 01:40:56,911 ‫Audience. ‫Yeah, I got a feel for it. ‫Pete, before you turn your 2633 01:40:56,935 --> 01:40:57,950 ‫yeah, I got a feel ‫for it. >> Pete, before 2634 01:40:57,974 --> 01:40:59,013 ‫you turn your back on ‫New York, remember what 2635 01:40:59,037 --> 01:41:00,948 ‫Pete, before you turn your ‫back on New York, remember what ‫this city gave you. 2636 01:41:00,972 --> 01:41:01,315 ‫Back on New York, remember what ‫this city gave you. ‫Herpes? 2637 01:41:01,339 --> 01:41:02,383 ‫This city gave you. ‫Herpes? ‫No, this city didn't give you 2638 01:41:02,407 --> 01:41:02,683 ‫herpes? ‫No, this city didn't give you ‫that. 2639 01:41:02,707 --> 01:41:04,952 ‫No, this city didn't give you ‫that. ‫I remember how the city inspired 2640 01:41:04,976 --> 01:41:05,219 ‫that. ‫I remember how the city inspired ‫you. 2641 01:41:05,243 --> 01:41:06,587 ‫I remember how the city inspired ‫you. ‫Just because the art scene and 2642 01:41:06,611 --> 01:41:07,822 ‫you. ‫Just because the art scene and ‫the music scene are dead and the 2643 01:41:07,846 --> 01:41:09,486 ‫just because the art ‫scene and the music scene 2644 01:41:09,510 --> 01:41:11,258 ‫are dead and the city is ‫a bunch of td banks and 2645 01:41:11,282 --> 01:41:12,827 ‫the music scene are dead and the ‫city is a bunch of td banks and ‫you can't just give up. 2646 01:41:12,851 --> 01:41:14,328 ‫City is a bunch of td banks and ‫you can't just give up. ‫I'm just asking you, nay, all of 2647 01:41:14,352 --> 01:41:15,631 ‫you can't just give ‫up. I'm just asking you, 2648 01:41:15,655 --> 01:41:16,964 ‫nay, all of US here, ‫to still believe in the 2649 01:41:16,988 --> 01:41:17,988 ‫I'm just asking you, ‫nay, all of US here, to still 2650 01:41:18,012 --> 01:41:18,933 ‫believe in the power ‫of New York, and to give 2651 01:41:18,957 --> 01:41:22,803 ‫US here, to still believe in the ‫power of New York, and to give ‫the city we love... 2652 01:41:22,827 --> 01:41:28,876 ‫Power of New York, and to give ‫the city we love... ‫♪♪ 2653 01:41:28,900 --> 01:41:33,914 ‫The city we love... ‫♪♪ ‫♪ one day more, another 2654 01:41:33,938 --> 01:41:34,648 ‫♪♪ ‫♪ one day more, another ‫destiny ♪ 2655 01:41:34,672 --> 01:41:36,050 ‫♪ one day more, another ‫destiny ♪ ‫♪ still having a horse and 2656 01:41:36,074 --> 01:41:38,786 ‫destiny ♪ ‫♪ still having a horse and ‫carriage, how can it be ♪ 2657 01:41:38,810 --> 01:41:40,488 ‫♪ still having a horse and ‫carriage, how can it be ♪ ‫♪ even though it's full of guns, 2658 01:41:40,512 --> 01:41:41,646 ‫carriage, how can it ‫be ♪ ♪ even though it's 2659 01:41:41,670 --> 01:41:42,857 ‫full of guns, there is ‫no place I would spend 2660 01:41:42,881 --> 01:41:44,291 ‫♪ even though it's full of guns, ‫there is no place I would spend ‫my time ♪ 2661 01:41:44,315 --> 01:41:47,828 ‫there is no place I would spend ‫my time ♪ ‫♪ I would not live another 2662 01:41:47,852 --> 01:41:49,597 ‫my time ♪ ‫♪ I would not live another ‫place ♪ 2663 01:41:49,621 --> 01:41:49,964 ‫♪ I would not live another ‫place ♪ ‫yes. 2664 01:41:49,988 --> 01:41:53,701 ‫Place ♪ ‫yes. ‫♪ though we cannot afford 2665 01:41:53,725 --> 01:41:54,869 ‫yes. ‫♪ though we cannot afford ‫apartments ♪ 2666 01:41:54,893 --> 01:41:58,072 ‫♪ though we cannot afford ‫apartments ♪ ‫♪ one day more, we will unite 2667 01:41:58,096 --> 01:42:04,945 ‫apartments ♪ ‫♪ one day more, we will unite ‫again ♪ 2668 01:42:04,969 --> 01:42:08,816 ‫♪ one day more, we will unite ‫again ♪ ‫♪ our rise to power merely... 2669 01:42:08,840 --> 01:42:13,554 ‫Again ♪ ‫♪ our rise to power merely... ‫one day more ♪ 2670 01:42:13,578 --> 01:42:15,823 ‫♪ our rise to power merely... ‫one day more ♪ ‫♪ revolution, how to stop the 2671 01:42:15,847 --> 01:42:19,059 ‫one day more ♪ ‫♪ revolution, how to stop the ‫violent crime, most cities don't 2672 01:42:19,083 --> 01:42:21,362 ‫♪ revolution, how to stop the ‫violent crime, most cities don't ‫have more people, here it 2673 01:42:21,386 --> 01:42:23,797 ‫violent crime, most cities don't ‫have more people, here it ‫happens all the time ♪ 2674 01:42:23,821 --> 01:42:27,768 ‫have more people, here it ‫happens all the time ♪ ‫♪ I dreamed a dream that king 2675 01:42:27,792 --> 01:42:30,771 ‫happens all the time ♪ ‫♪ I dreamed a dream that king ‫Kong died, then I remembered 2676 01:42:30,795 --> 01:42:36,810 ‫♪ I dreamed a dream that king ‫Kong died, then I remembered ‫he's in Florida ♪ 2677 01:42:36,834 --> 01:42:39,847 ‫Kong died, then I remembered ‫he's in Florida ♪ ‫♪ I place is here, I fight with 2678 01:42:39,871 --> 01:42:45,786 ‫he's in Florida ♪ ‫♪ I place is here, I fight with ‫you ♪ 2679 01:42:45,810 --> 01:42:49,523 ‫♪ I place is here, I fight with ‫you ♪ ‫♪ tomorrow we'll discover what 2680 01:42:49,547 --> 01:42:57,547 ‫you ♪ ‫♪ tomorrow we'll discover what ‫our city has in store, one more 2681 01:42:59,123 --> 01:43:01,907 ‫♪ tomorrow we'll ‫discover what our city has 2682 01:43:01,931 --> 01:43:04,972 ‫in store, one more time, ‫one more day, one day 2683 01:43:04,996 --> 01:43:11,712 ‫our city has in store, one more ‫time, one more day, one day ‫more ♪♪ 2684 01:43:11,736 --> 01:43:18,057 ‫time, one more day, one day ‫more ♪♪ ‫[ Cheers and applause ] 2685 01:43:25,465 --> 01:43:30,180 ‫Sfliefnlgt, 17-time host, Alec ‫Baldwin. ‫Thank you. 2686 01:43:30,204 --> 01:43:34,084 ‫Baldwin. ‫Thank you. ‫Thank you very much. 2687 01:43:34,108 --> 01:43:36,020 ‫Thank you. ‫Thank you very much. ‫Good evening, everyone. 2688 01:43:36,044 --> 01:43:37,321 ‫Thank you very much. ‫Good evening, everyone. ‫I'm Alex Baldwin. 2689 01:43:37,345 --> 01:43:37,988 ‫Good evening, everyone. ‫I'm Alex Baldwin. ‫I should have corrected you 2690 01:43:38,012 --> 01:43:41,792 ‫I'm Alex Baldwin. ‫I should have corrected you ‫about that a long time ago. 2691 01:43:41,816 --> 01:43:44,929 ‫I should have corrected you ‫about that a long time ago. ‫I'm here to introduce some of 2692 01:43:44,953 --> 01:43:45,265 ‫about that a long ‫time ago. I'm here to 2693 01:43:45,289 --> 01:43:45,696 ‫introduce some of the ‫best commercial parodies to 2694 01:43:45,720 --> 01:43:46,849 ‫I'm here to introduce ‫some of the best commercial 2695 01:43:46,873 --> 01:43:47,865 ‫parodies to ever appear ‫on "Saturday night 2696 01:43:47,889 --> 01:43:48,198 ‫the best commercial parodies to ‫ever appear on "Saturday night ‫live." 2697 01:43:48,222 --> 01:43:50,000 ‫Ever appear on "Saturday night ‫live." ‫I'm also like to thank the fine 2698 01:43:50,024 --> 01:43:55,506 ‫live." ‫I'm also like to thank the fine ‫folks who are sponsoring this 2699 01:43:55,530 --> 01:43:55,806 ‫I'm also like to thank the fine ‫folks who are sponsoring this ‫soygd. 2700 01:43:55,830 --> 01:43:56,240 ‫Folks who are sponsoring this ‫soygd. ‫Segment. 2701 01:43:56,264 --> 01:43:58,776 ‫Soygd. ‫Segment. ‫Are you having trouble falling 2702 01:43:58,800 --> 01:43:59,209 ‫segment. ‫Are you having trouble falling ‫asleep? 2703 01:43:59,233 --> 01:44:01,712 ‫Are you having trouble falling ‫asleep? ‫Nothing puts people... nothing 2704 01:44:01,736 --> 01:44:05,049 ‫asleep? ‫Nothing puts people... nothing ‫puts people to sleep faster than 2705 01:44:05,073 --> 01:44:06,414 ‫nothing puts people... ‫Nothing puts people to 2706 01:44:06,438 --> 01:44:07,751 ‫sleep faster than the ‫sketches to air after 2707 01:44:07,775 --> 01:44:08,085 ‫puts people to sleep faster than ‫the sketches to air after ‫update. 2708 01:44:08,109 --> 01:44:14,358 ‫The sketches to air after ‫update. ‫We also third year veneers. 2709 01:44:14,382 --> 01:44:16,760 ‫Update. ‫We also third year veneers. ‫Arrived here with no money and 2710 01:44:16,784 --> 01:44:18,011 ‫we also third year ‫veneers. Arrived here with 2711 01:44:18,035 --> 01:44:19,263 ‫no money and gaffed ‫up teeth, by year three, 2712 01:44:19,287 --> 01:44:19,931 ‫arrived here with no ‫money and gaffed up teeth, 2713 01:44:19,955 --> 01:44:20,531 ‫by year three, you ‫better believe they're 2714 01:44:20,555 --> 01:44:23,067 ‫gaffed up teeth, by year three, ‫you better believe they're ‫getting third year veneers. 2715 01:44:23,091 --> 01:44:23,934 ‫You better believe they're ‫getting third year veneers. ‫Right, Sam? 2716 01:44:23,958 --> 01:44:25,669 ‫Getting third year veneers. ‫Right, Sam? ‫You bet, Alex. 2717 01:44:25,693 --> 01:44:27,504 ‫Right, Sam? ‫You bet, Alex. ‫Just never bite into an 2718 01:44:27,528 --> 01:44:28,238 ‫you bet, Alex. ‫Just never bite into an ‫apple. 2719 01:44:28,262 --> 01:44:29,573 ‫Just never bite into an ‫apple. ‫And now without further ado, 2720 01:44:29,597 --> 01:44:30,274 ‫apple. ‫And now without further ado, ‫here are some commercials. 2721 01:44:30,298 --> 01:44:35,379 ‫And now without further ado, ‫here are some commercials. ‫[ Applause ] 2722 01:44:35,403 --> 01:44:39,850 ‫Here are some commercials. ‫[ Applause ] ‫You just go ahead, have a 2723 01:44:39,874 --> 01:44:41,518 ‫[ applause ] ‫You just go ahead, have a ‫talk with the your old grandma. 2724 01:44:41,542 --> 01:44:42,753 ‫You just go ahead, have a ‫talk with the your old grandma. ‫You're still having control 2725 01:44:42,777 --> 01:44:43,454 ‫talk with the your old grandma. ‫You're still having control ‫problems, aren't you? 2726 01:44:43,478 --> 01:44:45,456 ‫You're still having control ‫problems, aren't you? ‫I don't feel confident, 2727 01:44:45,480 --> 01:44:45,789 ‫problems, aren't you? ‫I don't feel confident, ‫Harvey. 2728 01:44:45,813 --> 01:44:46,323 ‫I don't feel confident, ‫Harvey. ‫Come with me. 2729 01:44:46,347 --> 01:44:46,991 ‫Harvey. ‫Come with me. ‫I'll let you in on a little 2730 01:44:47,015 --> 01:44:48,792 ‫come with me. ‫I'll let you in on a little ‫secret. 2731 01:44:48,816 --> 01:44:52,196 ‫I'll let you in on a little ‫secret. ‫Here we are. 2732 01:44:52,220 --> 01:44:54,832 ‫Secret. ‫Here we are. ‫Oops, I pooped my pants. 2733 01:44:54,856 --> 01:44:56,133 ‫Here we are. ‫Oops, I pooped my pants. ‫A lot of miles that day and 2734 01:44:56,157 --> 01:44:59,003 ‫oops, I pooped my pants. ‫A lot of miles that day and ‫downed a lot of donuts. 2735 01:44:59,027 --> 01:45:00,804 ‫A lot of miles that day and ‫downed a lot of donuts. ‫Have been on my tray table since 2736 01:45:00,828 --> 01:45:01,605 ‫downed a lot of donuts. ‫Have been on my tray table since ‫I was a kid. 2737 01:45:01,629 --> 01:45:02,506 ‫Have been on my tray table since ‫I was a kid. ‫Well, there is fiber and 2738 01:45:02,530 --> 01:45:06,176 ‫I was a kid. ‫Well, there is fiber and ‫there is high fiber. 2739 01:45:06,200 --> 01:45:12,483 ‫Well, there is fiber and ‫there is high fiber. ‫Colon blow. 2740 01:45:12,507 --> 01:45:14,385 ‫There is high fiber. ‫Colon blow. ‫I think I get the picture. 2741 01:45:14,409 --> 01:45:16,687 ‫Colon blow. ‫I think I get the picture. ‫Get the edge. 2742 01:45:16,711 --> 01:45:20,724 ‫I think I get the picture. ‫Get the edge. ‫Hi, I'm Mel where you find 2743 01:45:20,748 --> 01:45:23,727 ‫get the edge. ‫Hi, I'm Mel where you find ‫your own towel, you cut your own 2744 01:45:23,751 --> 01:45:24,061 ‫hi, I'm Mel where you find ‫your own towel, you cut your own ‫steaks. 2745 01:45:24,085 --> 01:45:25,295 ‫Your own towel, you cut your own ‫steaks. ‫Wilson trap doors. 2746 01:45:25,319 --> 01:45:28,298 ‫Steaks. ‫Wilson trap doors. ‫Watch, the British toupee. 2747 01:45:28,322 --> 01:45:31,668 ‫Wilson trap doors. ‫Watch, the British toupee. ‫But can it copy your ad? 2748 01:45:31,692 --> 01:45:34,471 ‫Watch, the British toupee. ‫But can it copy your ad? ‫The xerox 790 ad check can. 2749 01:45:34,495 --> 01:45:39,843 ‫But can it copy your ad? ‫The xerox 790 ad check can. ‫Why not share the most moment 2750 01:45:39,867 --> 01:45:40,477 ‫the xerox 790 ad check can. ‫Why not share the most moment ‫of them all with the love 2751 01:45:40,501 --> 01:45:40,811 ‫why not share the most moment ‫of them all with the love ‫toilet. 2752 01:45:40,835 --> 01:45:45,049 ‫Of them all with the love ‫toilet. ‫♪♪ 2753 01:45:45,073 --> 01:45:48,852 ‫Toilet. ‫♪♪ ‫the canon ae 1, a Cannon so 2754 01:45:48,876 --> 01:45:50,587 ‫♪♪ ‫the canon ae 1, a Cannon so ‫simple, even Stevie wonder can 2755 01:45:50,611 --> 01:45:51,121 ‫the canon ae 1, a Cannon so ‫simple, even Stevie wonder can ‫use it. 2756 01:45:51,145 --> 01:45:53,857 ‫Simple, even Stevie wonder can ‫use it. ‫Robots are everywhere. 2757 01:45:53,881 --> 01:45:55,759 ‫Use it. ‫Robots are everywhere. ‫And they eat all people's 2758 01:45:55,783 --> 01:45:56,360 ‫robots are everywhere. ‫And they eat all people's ‫medicine for fuel. 2759 01:45:56,384 --> 01:45:58,896 ‫And they eat all people's ‫medicine for fuel. ‫Now there is a company that 2760 01:45:58,920 --> 01:45:59,763 ‫medicine for fuel. ‫Now there is a company that ‫offers coverage against the 2761 01:45:59,787 --> 01:46:00,731 ‫now there is a company that ‫offers coverage against the ‫unfortunate event of a robot 2762 01:46:00,755 --> 01:46:04,802 ‫offers coverage against the ‫unfortunate event of a robot ‫attack, old glory insurance. 2763 01:46:04,826 --> 01:46:06,136 ‫Unfortunate event of a robot ‫attack, old glory insurance. ‫Discontinue use of happy fun 2764 01:46:06,160 --> 01:46:07,571 ‫attack, old glory insurance. ‫Discontinue use of happy fun ‫ball if any of the following 2765 01:46:07,595 --> 01:46:07,905 ‫discontinue use of happy fun ‫ball if any of the following ‫occurs. 2766 01:46:07,929 --> 01:46:09,139 ‫Ball if any of the following ‫occurs. ‫This mother's day, give her 2767 01:46:09,163 --> 01:46:10,340 ‫occurs. ‫This mother's day, give her ‫something that says I'm not a 2768 01:46:10,364 --> 01:46:10,774 ‫this mother's day, give her ‫something that says I'm not a ‫woman anymore. 2769 01:46:10,798 --> 01:46:15,979 ‫Something that says I'm not a ‫woman anymore. ‫I'm a mom. 2770 01:46:16,003 --> 01:46:18,816 ‫Woman anymore. ‫I'm a mom. ‫With Tylenol P.M., I know i'm 2771 01:46:18,840 --> 01:46:20,951 ‫I'm a mom. ‫With Tylenol P.M., I know i'm ‫going get a good night sleep. 2772 01:46:20,975 --> 01:46:21,690 ‫With Tylenol P.M., I ‫know i'm going get a good 2773 01:46:21,714 --> 01:46:22,386 ‫night sleep. I Salim ‫through my first dump in 2774 01:46:22,410 --> 01:46:23,554 ‫going get a good night sleep. ‫I Salim through my first dump in ‫the morning. 2775 01:46:23,578 --> 01:46:26,123 ‫I Salim through my first dump in ‫the morning. ‫Did you [ Bleep ] the bed? 2776 01:46:26,147 --> 01:46:32,763 ‫The morning. ‫Did you [ Bleep ] the bed? ‫Now with ecstasy. 2777 01:46:32,787 --> 01:46:35,332 ‫Did you [ Bleep ] the bed? ‫Now with ecstasy. ‫Nutraquick suppository. 2778 01:46:35,356 --> 01:46:38,035 ‫Now with ecstasy. ‫Nutraquick suppository. ‫Jon hamm's Jon hamm. 2779 01:46:38,059 --> 01:46:39,403 ‫Nutraquick suppository. ‫Jon hamm's Jon hamm. ‫Crystal gravy. 2780 01:46:39,427 --> 01:46:41,572 ‫Jon hamm's Jon hamm. ‫Crystal gravy. ‫Baby's thing. 2781 01:46:41,596 --> 01:46:44,007 ‫Crystal gravy. ‫Baby's thing. ‫Baby's toupee. 2782 01:46:44,031 --> 01:46:47,211 ‫Baby's thing. ‫Baby's toupee. ‫Tampon, made for a woman by a 2783 01:46:47,235 --> 01:46:47,611 ‫baby's toupee. ‫Tampon, made for a woman by a ‫republican. 2784 01:46:47,635 --> 01:46:49,313 ‫Tampon, made for a woman by a ‫republican. ‫It's a robot and it cleans my 2785 01:46:49,337 --> 01:46:50,447 ‫republican. ‫It's a robot and it cleans my ‫business, my lady business, and 2786 01:46:50,471 --> 01:46:51,315 ‫it's a robot and it cleans my ‫business, my lady business, and ‫I like that. 2787 01:46:51,339 --> 01:46:55,185 ‫Business, my lady business, and ‫I like that. ‫Using bosley's breakthrough 2788 01:46:55,209 --> 01:46:57,087 ‫I like that. ‫Using bosley's breakthrough ‫technique, harvested from the 2789 01:46:57,111 --> 01:46:57,610 ‫using bosley's ‫breakthrough technique, 2790 01:46:57,634 --> 01:46:58,222 ‫harvested from the ‫mezzanine and brought to the 2791 01:46:58,246 --> 01:46:58,522 ‫technique, harvested from the ‫mezzanine and brought to the ‫head. 2792 01:46:58,546 --> 01:46:59,756 ‫Mezzanine and brought to the ‫head. ‫That's what I call taco. 2793 01:46:59,780 --> 01:47:02,092 ‫Head. ‫That's what I call taco. ‫Well, it's not a taco town, 2794 01:47:02,116 --> 01:47:02,479 ‫that's what I call ‫taco. >> Well, it's not 2795 01:47:02,503 --> 01:47:02,860 ‫a taco town, taco, ‫until we roll it up in a 2796 01:47:02,884 --> 01:47:06,997 ‫well, it's not a taco town, ‫taco, until we roll it up in a ‫blueberry pancake. 2797 01:47:07,021 --> 01:47:09,933 ‫Taco, until we roll it up in a ‫blueberry pancake. ‫It's almost pizza, pizza that 2798 01:47:09,957 --> 01:47:13,504 ‫blueberry pancake. ‫It's almost pizza, pizza that ‫is practically in every way 2799 01:47:13,528 --> 01:47:14,638 ‫it's almost pizza, pizza that ‫is practically in every way ‫except for a few key once. 2800 01:47:14,662 --> 01:47:17,174 ‫Is practically in every way ‫except for a few key once. ‫I'll eat it. 2801 01:47:17,198 --> 01:47:17,541 ‫Except for a few key once. ‫I'll eat it. ‫No! 2802 01:47:17,565 --> 01:47:19,109 ‫I'll eat it. ‫No! ‫Absolutely not. 2803 01:47:19,133 --> 01:47:22,813 ‫No! ‫Absolutely not. ‫Is it a b shirt? 2804 01:47:22,837 --> 01:47:24,181 ‫Absolutely not. ‫Is it a b shirt? ‫Is it a c shirt? 2805 01:47:24,205 --> 01:47:26,049 ‫Is it a b shirt? ‫Is it a c shirt? ‫No, a z shirt. 2806 01:47:26,073 --> 01:47:28,485 ‫Is it a c shirt? ‫No, a z shirt. ‫For when you realize you love 2807 01:47:28,509 --> 01:47:28,919 ‫no, a z shirt. ‫For when you realize you love ‫Taylor swift. 2808 01:47:28,943 --> 01:47:32,890 ‫For when you realize you love ‫Taylor swift. ‫Babe, we need those. 2809 01:47:32,914 --> 01:47:37,427 ‫Taylor swift. ‫Babe, we need those. ‫What's going on back there? 2810 01:47:37,451 --> 01:47:38,896 ‫Babe, we need those. ‫What's going on back there? ‫[ Bleep ] Love function guy. 2811 01:47:38,920 --> 01:47:39,967 ‫What's going on back ‫there? [ Bleep ] Love 2812 01:47:39,991 --> 01:47:41,165 ‫function guy. >> You ‫can't smoke in here, man. 2813 01:47:41,189 --> 01:47:45,169 ‫[ Bleep ] Love function guy. ‫You can't smoke in here, man. ‫You're smoking in here. 2814 01:47:45,193 --> 01:47:53,193 ‫You can't smoke in here, man. ‫You're smoking in here. ‫We've got toilet. 2815 01:47:53,801 --> 01:47:55,646 ‫You're smoking in here. ‫We've got toilet. ‫Ozempic for ramadan. 2816 01:47:55,670 --> 01:47:58,515 ‫We've got toilet. ‫Ozempic for ramadan. ‫Xanax for gay summer 2817 01:47:58,539 --> 01:47:59,316 ‫ozempic for ramadan. ‫Xanax for gay summer ‫weddings. 2818 01:47:59,340 --> 01:48:00,350 ‫Xanax for gay summer ‫weddings. ‫Freeways. 2819 01:48:00,374 --> 01:48:02,452 ‫Weddings. ‫Freeways. ‫Undercover office potty. 2820 01:48:02,476 --> 01:48:03,620 ‫Freeways. ‫Undercover office potty. ‫Bathroom cobra. 2821 01:48:03,644 --> 01:48:05,989 ‫Undercover office potty. ‫Bathroom cobra. ‫Rogaine. 2822 01:48:06,013 --> 01:48:07,691 ‫Bathroom cobra. ‫Rogaine. ‫Deluxe 2. 2823 01:48:07,715 --> 01:48:10,727 ‫Rogaine. ‫Deluxe 2. ‫With a smile that says yum. 2824 01:48:10,751 --> 01:48:12,462 ‫Deluxe 2. ‫With a smile that says yum. ‫Introducing Wells for 2825 01:48:12,486 --> 01:48:14,231 ‫with a smile that says yum. ‫Introducing Wells for ‫sensitive little boys. 2826 01:48:14,255 --> 01:48:16,667 ‫Introducing Wells for ‫sensitive little boys. ‫You want to do the commercial 2827 01:48:16,691 --> 01:48:17,034 ‫sensitive little boys. ‫You want to do the commercial ‫anymore? 2828 01:48:17,058 --> 01:48:17,334 ‫You want to do the commercial ‫anymore? ‫Okay. 2829 01:48:17,358 --> 01:48:20,938 ‫Anymore? ‫Okay. ‫He wants to go back to the well. 2830 01:48:20,962 --> 01:48:28,962 ‫Okay. ‫He wants to go back to the well. ‫[ Applause ] 2831 01:48:29,503 --> 01:48:30,914 ‫He wants to go back to the well. ‫[ Applause ] ‫I agree. 2832 01:48:30,938 --> 01:48:31,782 ‫[ Applause ] ‫I agree. ‫I think needs a vacation. 2833 01:48:31,806 --> 01:48:32,849 ‫I agree. ‫I think needs a vacation. ‫I agree. 2834 01:48:32,873 --> 01:48:33,283 ‫I think needs a vacation. ‫I agree. ‫Hello. 2835 01:48:33,307 --> 01:48:34,785 ‫I agree. ‫Hello. ‫Hi, I'm Betty. 2836 01:48:34,809 --> 01:48:36,153 ‫Hello. ‫Hi, I'm Betty. ‫Welcome to Bronx beat. 2837 01:48:36,177 --> 01:48:36,486 ‫Hi, I'm Betty. ‫Welcome to Bronx beat. ‫Yes. 2838 01:48:36,510 --> 01:48:38,021 ‫Welcome to Bronx beat. ‫Yes. ‫This is a very special 2839 01:48:38,045 --> 01:48:39,289 ‫yes. ‫This is a very special ‫episode because we are coming 2840 01:48:39,313 --> 01:48:40,524 ‫this is a very special ‫episode because we are coming ‫from the "snl" 50th anniversary 2841 01:48:40,548 --> 01:48:40,824 ‫episode because we are coming ‫from the "snl" 50th anniversary ‫show. 2842 01:48:40,848 --> 01:48:41,191 ‫From the "snl" 50th anniversary ‫show. ‫Right. 2843 01:48:41,215 --> 01:48:41,625 ‫Show. ‫Right. ‫Ooh la la! 2844 01:48:41,649 --> 01:48:44,228 ‫Right. ‫Ooh la la! ‫[ Applause ] 2845 01:48:44,252 --> 01:48:47,264 ‫Ooh la la! ‫[ Applause ] ‫I am seeing so many icons. 2846 01:48:47,288 --> 01:48:48,865 ‫[ Applause ] ‫I am seeing so many icons. ‫What an incredible night. 2847 01:48:48,889 --> 01:48:50,567 ‫I am seeing so many icons. ‫What an incredible night. ‫We got very famous people in 2848 01:48:50,591 --> 01:48:51,735 ‫what an incredible night. ‫We got very famous people in ‫the audience. 2849 01:48:51,759 --> 01:48:52,402 ‫We got very famous people in ‫the audience. ‫Actor, actor. 2850 01:48:52,426 --> 01:48:53,003 ‫The audience. ‫Actor, actor. ‫Actor. 2851 01:48:53,027 --> 01:48:54,004 ‫Actor, actor. ‫Actor. ‫Conan o'brien. 2852 01:48:54,028 --> 01:48:55,372 ‫Actor. ‫Conan o'brien. ‫Actor, actor. 2853 01:48:55,396 --> 01:48:57,407 ‫Conan o'brien. ‫Actor, actor. ‫And look at this guy. 2854 01:48:57,431 --> 01:48:58,375 ‫Actor, actor. ‫And look at this guy. ‫Oh, yeah. 2855 01:48:58,399 --> 01:49:00,244 ‫And look at this guy. ‫Oh, yeah. ‫He's a cutie. 2856 01:49:00,268 --> 01:49:00,777 ‫Oh, yeah. ‫He's a cutie. ‫Hey, hi. 2857 01:49:00,801 --> 01:49:01,578 ‫He's a cutie. ‫Hey, hi. ‫Who you? 2858 01:49:01,602 --> 01:49:02,613 ‫Hey, hi. ‫Who you? ‫Hi, cutie. 2859 01:49:02,637 --> 01:49:03,080 ‫Who you? ‫Hi, cutie. ‫What do you do? 2860 01:49:03,104 --> 01:49:05,949 ‫Hi, cutie. ‫What do you do? ‫I'm an actor. 2861 01:49:05,973 --> 01:49:07,317 ‫What do you do? ‫I'm an actor. ‫Oh, you know what? 2862 01:49:07,341 --> 01:49:07,851 ‫I'm an actor. ‫Oh, you know what? ‫Honey, get up here. 2863 01:49:07,875 --> 01:49:09,920 ‫Oh, you know what? ‫Honey, get up here. ‫Come on. 2864 01:49:09,944 --> 01:49:13,257 ‫Honey, get up here. ‫Come on. ‫[ Applause ] 2865 01:49:13,281 --> 01:49:13,991 ‫Come on. ‫[ Applause ] ‫Hurry up. 2866 01:49:14,015 --> 01:49:15,225 ‫[ Applause ] ‫Hurry up. ‫We don't have time. 2867 01:49:15,249 --> 01:49:16,293 ‫Hurry up. ‫We don't have time. ‫The show is 30 minutes. 2868 01:49:16,317 --> 01:49:16,793 ‫We don't have time. ‫The show is 30 minutes. ‫Okay. 2869 01:49:16,817 --> 01:49:18,829 ‫The show is 30 minutes. ‫Okay. ‫Okay, okay. 2870 01:49:18,853 --> 01:49:20,797 ‫Okay. ‫Okay, okay. ‫So tell US your name, honey, who 2871 01:49:20,821 --> 01:49:21,965 ‫okay, okay. ‫So tell US your name, honey, who ‫are you? 2872 01:49:21,989 --> 01:49:22,799 ‫So tell US your name, honey, who ‫are you? ‫Miles teller. 2873 01:49:22,823 --> 01:49:25,769 ‫Are you? ‫Miles teller. ‫Oh, you're cute, miles. 2874 01:49:25,793 --> 01:49:30,641 ‫Miles teller. ‫Oh, you're cute, miles. ‫Miles, I like your smile. 2875 01:49:30,665 --> 01:49:31,775 ‫Oh, you're cute, miles. ‫Miles, I like your smile. ‫Miles smiles. 2876 01:49:31,799 --> 01:49:33,277 ‫Miles, I like your smile. ‫Miles smiles. ‫So you're an actor. 2877 01:49:33,301 --> 01:49:34,111 ‫Miles smiles. ‫So you're an actor. ‫So what's that like? 2878 01:49:34,135 --> 01:49:36,246 ‫So you're an actor. ‫So what's that like? ‫You know what, miles, if I 2879 01:49:36,270 --> 01:49:37,881 ‫so what's that like? ‫You know what, miles, if I ‫was an actor and had to kiss 2880 01:49:37,905 --> 01:49:40,083 ‫you know what, miles, if I ‫was an actor and had to kiss ‫someone in a movie, I would 2881 01:49:40,107 --> 01:49:40,784 ‫was an actor and had to kiss ‫someone in a movie, I would ‫immediately fall in love. 2882 01:49:40,808 --> 01:49:41,718 ‫Someone in a movie, I would ‫immediately fall in love. ‫You know what? 2883 01:49:41,742 --> 01:49:43,020 ‫Immediately fall in love. ‫You know what? ‫It's not very romantic. 2884 01:49:43,044 --> 01:49:44,755 ‫You know what? ‫It's not very romantic. ‫If my job were to be in 2885 01:49:44,779 --> 01:49:46,156 ‫it's not very romantic. ‫If my job were to be in ‫movies and do love scenes, i'd 2886 01:49:46,180 --> 01:49:46,690 ‫if my job were to be in ‫movies and do love scenes, i'd ‫be in jail. 2887 01:49:46,714 --> 01:49:47,157 ‫Movies and do love scenes, i'd ‫be in jail. ‫Yeah. 2888 01:49:47,181 --> 01:49:49,726 ‫Be in jail. ‫Yeah. ‫So miles, we want to know 2889 01:49:49,750 --> 01:49:51,361 ‫yeah. ‫So miles, we want to know ‫every single little thing about 2890 01:49:51,385 --> 01:49:51,628 ‫so miles, we want to know ‫every single little thing about ‫you. 2891 01:49:51,652 --> 01:49:52,729 ‫Every single little thing about ‫you. ‫How did you get your start? 2892 01:49:52,753 --> 01:49:54,231 ‫You. ‫How did you get your start? ‫I caught the acting bug when 2893 01:49:54,255 --> 01:49:55,599 ‫how did you get your start? ‫I caught the acting bug when ‫I was a sophomore in high 2894 01:49:55,623 --> 01:49:55,932 ‫I caught the acting bug when ‫I was a sophomore in high ‫school. 2895 01:49:55,956 --> 01:49:56,800 ‫I was a sophomore in high ‫school. ‫Whoa, whoa, whoa. 2896 01:49:56,824 --> 01:49:58,368 ‫School. ‫Whoa, whoa, whoa. ‫Don't start that far back. 2897 01:49:58,392 --> 01:49:59,903 ‫Whoa, whoa, whoa. ‫Don't start that far back. ‫We don't have that kind of time. 2898 01:49:59,927 --> 01:50:01,805 ‫Don't start that far back. ‫We don't have that kind of time. ‫Yeah, miles, we're not 2899 01:50:01,829 --> 01:50:02,172 ‫we don't have that kind of time. ‫Yeah, miles, we're not ‫immortal. 2900 01:50:02,196 --> 01:50:03,006 ‫Yeah, miles, we're not ‫immortal. ‫Okay. 2901 01:50:03,030 --> 01:50:04,608 ‫Immortal. ‫Okay. ‫What do we know you from? 2902 01:50:04,632 --> 01:50:08,612 ‫Okay. ‫What do we know you from? ‫Well, I was in "top gun: 2903 01:50:08,636 --> 01:50:09,012 ‫What do we know you from? ‫Well, I was in "top gun: ‫Maverick." 2904 01:50:09,036 --> 01:50:10,180 ‫Well, I was in "top gun: ‫Maverick." ‫Oh, there we go. 2905 01:50:10,204 --> 01:50:10,714 ‫Maverick." ‫oh, there we go. ‫We've seen that. 2906 01:50:10,738 --> 01:50:11,448 ‫Oh, there we go. ‫We've seen that. ‫We've seen that. 2907 01:50:11,472 --> 01:50:12,382 ‫We've seen that. ‫We've seen that. ‫Look at you. 2908 01:50:12,406 --> 01:50:16,353 ‫We've seen that. ‫Look at you. ‫Look at you in "top gun 2". 2909 01:50:16,377 --> 01:50:17,587 ‫Look at you. ‫Look at you in "top gun 2". ‫It's actually "top gun: 2910 01:50:17,611 --> 01:50:17,988 ‫Look at you in "top gun 2". ‫It's actually "top gun: ‫Maverick." 2911 01:50:18,012 --> 01:50:20,724 ‫It's actually "top gun: ‫Maverick." ‫Oh, "top gun 2." 2912 01:50:20,748 --> 01:50:22,426 ‫Maverick." ‫oh, "top gun 2." ‫"Top gun 2". 2913 01:50:22,450 --> 01:50:23,427 ‫Oh, "top gun 2." ‫"Top gun 2". ‫I'm proud of you. 2914 01:50:23,451 --> 01:50:28,699 ‫"Top gun 2". ‫I'm proud of you. ‫Proud of you in "top gun 2" with 2915 01:50:28,723 --> 01:50:29,733 ‫I'm proud of you. ‫Proud of you in "top gun 2" with ‫Tom Cruise. 2916 01:50:29,757 --> 01:50:31,001 ‫Proud of you in "top gun 2" with ‫Tom Cruise. ‫Who did you play? 2917 01:50:31,025 --> 01:50:31,902 ‫Tom Cruise. ‫Who did you play? ‫Who did you play? 2918 01:50:31,926 --> 01:50:33,870 ‫Who did you play? ‫Who did you play? ‫I played rooster. 2919 01:50:33,894 --> 01:50:34,271 ‫Who did you play? ‫I played rooster. ‫Okay. 2920 01:50:34,295 --> 01:50:35,238 ‫I played rooster. ‫Okay. ‫Okay, rooster. 2921 01:50:35,262 --> 01:50:36,473 ‫Okay. ‫Okay, rooster. ‫I remember you. 2922 01:50:36,497 --> 01:50:37,741 ‫Okay, rooster. ‫I remember you. ‫That was you playing football on 2923 01:50:37,765 --> 01:50:39,509 ‫I remember you. ‫That was you playing football on ‫the beach tussling with Tom 2924 01:50:39,533 --> 01:50:39,910 ‫that was you playing football on ‫the beach tussling with Tom ‫cruise, huh? 2925 01:50:39,934 --> 01:50:41,311 ‫The beach tussling with Tom ‫cruise, huh? ‫Let me ask you a question. 2926 01:50:41,335 --> 01:50:42,112 ‫Cruise, huh? ‫Let me ask you a question. ‫You like to tussle? 2927 01:50:42,136 --> 01:50:43,380 ‫Let me ask you a question. ‫You like to tussle? ‫You like to tussle? 2928 01:50:43,404 --> 01:50:45,615 ‫You like to tussle? ‫You like to tussle? ‫You like to tussle on the beach? 2929 01:50:45,639 --> 01:50:46,817 ‫You like to tussle? ‫You like to tussle on the beach? ‫You a tussler? 2930 01:50:46,841 --> 01:50:47,784 ‫You like to tussle on the beach? ‫You a tussler? ‫I bet you do. 2931 01:50:47,808 --> 01:50:49,686 ‫You a tussler? ‫I bet you do. ‫I bet you like to tussle with 2932 01:50:49,710 --> 01:50:50,554 ‫I bet you do. ‫I bet you like to tussle with ‫Tom Cruise on the beach. 2933 01:50:50,578 --> 01:50:54,791 ‫I bet you like to tussle with ‫Tom Cruise on the beach. ‫You like to tussle? 2934 01:50:54,815 --> 01:50:55,292 ‫Tom Cruise on the beach. ‫You like to tussle? ‫Cock-a-doodle-doo. 2935 01:50:55,316 --> 01:50:58,428 ‫You like to tussle? ‫Cock-a-doodle-doo. ‫Cock-a-doodle-doo in "top gun 2936 01:50:58,452 --> 01:50:58,695 ‫cock-a-doodle-doo. ‫Cock-a-doodle-doo in "top gun ‫2. 2937 01:50:58,719 --> 01:50:59,429 ‫Cock-a-doodle-doo in "top gun ‫2. ‫"Top gun: Maverick." 2938 01:50:59,453 --> 01:51:00,530 ‫2. ‫"Top gun: Maverick." ‫I've never going to call it 2939 01:51:00,554 --> 01:51:00,831 ‫"top gun: Maverick." ‫I've never going to call it ‫that. 2940 01:51:00,855 --> 01:51:01,264 ‫I've never going to call it ‫that. ‫Thank you. 2941 01:51:01,288 --> 01:51:02,532 ‫That. ‫Thank you. ‫You can go sit down, rooster. 2942 01:51:02,556 --> 01:51:02,866 ‫Thank you. ‫You can go sit down, rooster. ‫Goodbye. 2943 01:51:02,890 --> 01:51:05,802 ‫You can go sit down, rooster. ‫Goodbye. ‫[ Applause ] 2944 01:51:05,826 --> 01:51:08,772 ‫Goodbye. ‫[ Applause ] ‫He's cute. 2945 01:51:08,796 --> 01:51:09,773 ‫[ Applause ] ‫He's cute. ‫He should be an actor. 2946 01:51:09,797 --> 01:51:10,374 ‫He's cute. ‫He should be an actor. ‫He is cute. 2947 01:51:10,398 --> 01:51:10,807 ‫He should be an actor. ‫He is cute. ‫All right. 2948 01:51:10,831 --> 01:51:12,142 ‫He is cute. ‫All right. ‫That's all the time we have. 2949 01:51:12,166 --> 01:51:13,610 ‫All right. ‫That's all the time we have. ‫It's a very packed show. 2950 01:51:13,634 --> 01:51:15,345 ‫That's all the time we have. ‫It's a very packed show. ‫Betty, let's get out of here, 2951 01:51:15,369 --> 01:51:16,012 ‫it's a very packed show. ‫Betty, let's get out of here, ‫you know. 2952 01:51:16,036 --> 01:51:19,015 ‫Betty, let's get out of here, ‫you know. ‫We can go get some coffee or 2953 01:51:19,039 --> 01:51:19,416 ‫you know. ‫We can go get some coffee or ‫something. 2954 01:51:19,440 --> 01:51:20,083 ‫We can go get some coffee or ‫something. ‫Somebody talking about 2955 01:51:20,107 --> 01:51:20,417 ‫something. ‫Somebody talking about ‫coffee? 2956 01:51:20,441 --> 01:51:22,419 ‫Somebody talking about ‫coffee? ‫[ Cheering ] 2957 01:51:22,443 --> 01:51:27,190 ‫Coffee? ‫[ Cheering ] ‫Oh, my gosh, we're not 2958 01:51:27,214 --> 01:51:28,525 ‫[ cheering ] ‫Oh, my gosh, we're not ‫worthy, we're not worthy! 2959 01:51:28,549 --> 01:51:30,127 ‫Oh, my gosh, we're not ‫worthy, we're not worthy! ‫Touch my monkey, touch my 2960 01:51:30,151 --> 01:51:30,460 ‫worthy, we're not worthy! ‫Touch my monkey, touch my ‫monkey. 2961 01:51:30,484 --> 01:51:32,796 ‫Touch my monkey, touch my ‫monkey. ‫Okay. 2962 01:51:32,820 --> 01:51:36,032 ‫Monkey. ‫Okay. ‫Oh my god, look at you, it's 2963 01:51:36,056 --> 01:51:37,100 ‫okay. ‫Oh my god, look at you, it's ‫so good to see you. 2964 01:51:37,124 --> 01:51:37,868 ‫Oh my god, look at you, it's ‫so good to see you. ‫Thank you for stopping by. 2965 01:51:37,892 --> 01:51:41,138 ‫So good to see you. ‫Thank you for stopping by. ‫Well, I was at zabar's 2966 01:51:41,162 --> 01:51:48,211 ‫thank you for stopping by. ‫Well, I was at zabar's ‫picking up a noodle cuing kugel 2967 01:51:48,235 --> 01:51:48,912 ‫well, I was at zabar's ‫picking up a noodle cuing kugel ‫thought I would come see the 2968 01:51:48,936 --> 01:51:49,246 ‫picking up a noodle cuing kugel ‫thought I would come see the ‫girls. 2969 01:51:49,270 --> 01:51:50,213 ‫Thought I would come see the ‫girls. ‫We are thrilled you're here. 2970 01:51:50,237 --> 01:51:51,181 ‫Girls. ‫We are thrilled you're here. ‫You look wonderful. 2971 01:51:51,205 --> 01:51:53,417 ‫We are thrilled you're here. ‫You look wonderful. ‫Thank you. 2972 01:51:53,441 --> 01:51:54,284 ‫You look wonderful. ‫Thank you. ‫Both of you, you look like 2973 01:51:54,308 --> 01:51:54,818 ‫thank you. ‫Both of you, you look like ‫butter. 2974 01:51:54,842 --> 01:51:55,585 ‫Both of you, you look like ‫butter. ‫My god. 2975 01:51:55,609 --> 01:51:57,721 ‫Butter. ‫My god. ‫Oh, come on, look at you. 2976 01:51:57,745 --> 01:51:59,589 ‫My god. ‫Oh, come on, look at you. ‫Two big sticks of butter, that's 2977 01:51:59,613 --> 01:52:00,056 ‫oh, come on, look at you. ‫Two big sticks of butter, that's ‫what you are. 2978 01:52:00,080 --> 01:52:02,959 ‫Two big sticks of butter, that's ‫what you are. ‫Well, I do use a salve on my 2979 01:52:02,983 --> 01:52:06,863 ‫what you are. ‫Well, I do use a salve on my ‫skin that is made of stem cells 2980 01:52:06,887 --> 01:52:10,033 ‫well, I do use a salve on my ‫skin that is made of stem cells ‫and snail mucin. 2981 01:52:10,057 --> 01:52:11,868 ‫Skin that is made of stem cells ‫and snail mucin. ‫I think it's made of snail 2982 01:52:11,892 --> 01:52:12,202 ‫and snail mucin. ‫I think it's made of snail ‫sperm. 2983 01:52:12,226 --> 01:52:13,637 ‫I think it's made of snail ‫sperm. ‫Good for you, good for you. 2984 01:52:13,661 --> 01:52:16,239 ‫Sperm. ‫Good for you, good for you. ‫How is our mutual friend Paul 2985 01:52:16,263 --> 01:52:16,573 ‫good for you, good for you. ‫How is our mutual friend Paul ‫Baldwin? 2986 01:52:16,597 --> 01:52:18,708 ‫How is our mutual friend Paul ‫Baldwin? ‫Well, our dear friend Paul 2987 01:52:18,732 --> 01:52:19,943 ‫Baldwin? ‫Well, our dear friend Paul ‫Baldwin is in the clinic here in 2988 01:52:19,967 --> 01:52:21,478 ‫well, our dear friend Paul ‫Baldwin is in the clinic here in ‫the city. 2989 01:52:21,502 --> 01:52:25,415 ‫Baldwin is in the clinic here in ‫the city. ‫He's got advanced spillken 2990 01:52:25,439 --> 01:52:27,584 ‫the city. ‫He's got advanced spillken ‫connector, flew him up from boca 2991 01:52:27,608 --> 01:52:29,786 ‫he's got advanced spillken ‫connector, flew him up from boca ‫raton in an iron lung. 2992 01:52:29,810 --> 01:52:31,688 ‫Connector, flew him up from boca ‫raton in an iron lung. ‫What a shonda. 2993 01:52:31,712 --> 01:52:32,322 ‫Raton in an iron lung. ‫What a shonda. ‫Poor Baldwin. 2994 01:52:32,346 --> 01:52:33,990 ‫What a shonda. ‫Poor Baldwin. ‫I'm telling you right now, 2995 01:52:34,014 --> 01:52:37,561 ‫poor Baldwin. ‫I'm telling you right now, ‫I'm getting a little verklempt. 2996 01:52:37,585 --> 01:52:39,229 ‫I'm telling you right now, ‫I'm getting a little verklempt. ‫Talk amongst yourselves. 2997 01:52:39,253 --> 01:52:40,464 ‫I'm getting a little verklempt. ‫Talk amongst yourselves. ‫I'll give you a topic. 2998 01:52:40,488 --> 01:52:42,132 ‫Talk amongst yourselves. ‫I'll give you a topic. ‫Professor Vera was neither 2999 01:52:42,156 --> 01:52:44,134 ‫I'll give you a topic. ‫Professor Vera was neither ‫progressive nor an error. 3000 01:52:44,158 --> 01:52:48,738 ‫Professor Vera was neither ‫progressive nor an error. ‫Okay. 3001 01:52:48,762 --> 01:52:49,072 ‫Progressive nor an error. ‫Okay. ‫Okay. 3002 01:52:49,096 --> 01:52:50,540 ‫Okay. ‫Okay. ‫That's a good way to pull 3003 01:52:50,564 --> 01:52:50,907 ‫okay. ‫That's a good way to pull ‫through. 3004 01:52:50,931 --> 01:52:56,112 ‫That's a good way to pull ‫through. ‫Thanks, god, pooh-pooh pooh. 3005 01:52:56,136 --> 01:52:56,947 ‫Through. ‫Thanks, god, pooh-pooh pooh. ‫How you doing? 3006 01:52:56,971 --> 01:52:59,883 ‫Thanks, god, pooh-pooh pooh. ‫How you doing? ‫It's been a tough year. 3007 01:52:59,907 --> 01:53:00,350 ‫How you doing? ‫It's been a tough year. ‫What's wrong? 3008 01:53:00,374 --> 01:53:04,521 ‫It's been a tough year. ‫What's wrong? ‫I have a hematoma 3009 01:53:04,545 --> 01:53:04,955 ‫what's wrong? ‫I have a hematoma ‫infactoryum. 3010 01:53:04,979 --> 01:53:06,189 ‫I have a hematoma ‫infactoryum. ‫My shorts are on fire. 3011 01:53:06,213 --> 01:53:08,258 ‫Infactoryum. ‫My shorts are on fire. ‫I had to have it moved four 3012 01:53:08,282 --> 01:53:08,592 ‫my shorts are on fire. ‫I had to have it moved four ‫inches. 3013 01:53:08,616 --> 01:53:10,961 ‫I had to have it moved four ‫inches. ‫Where my belly button used to 3014 01:53:10,985 --> 01:53:15,866 ‫inches. ‫Where my belly button used to ‫be, I can't wear belmonts. 3015 01:53:15,890 --> 01:53:17,234 ‫Where my belly button used to ‫be, I can't wear belmonts. ‫Your store. Zorch? 3016 01:53:17,258 --> 01:53:18,802 ‫Be, I can't wear belmonts. ‫Your store. Zorch? ‫Your what? 3017 01:53:18,826 --> 01:53:22,572 ‫Your store. Zorch? ‫Your what? ‫My zorch. 3018 01:53:22,596 --> 01:53:24,207 ‫Your what? ‫My zorch. ‫I think he means the downtown 3019 01:53:24,231 --> 01:53:24,508 ‫my zorch. ‫I think he means the downtown ‫area. 3020 01:53:24,532 --> 01:53:26,109 ‫I think he means the downtown ‫area. ‫You in know what I want to 3021 01:53:26,133 --> 01:53:27,177 ‫area. ‫You in know what I want to ‫do, sit down. 3022 01:53:27,201 --> 01:53:29,179 ‫You in know what I want to ‫do, sit down. ‫You know who likes sitting down? 3023 01:53:29,203 --> 01:53:29,746 ‫Do, sit down. ‫You know who likes sitting down? ‫My stupid husband. 3024 01:53:29,770 --> 01:53:31,281 ‫You know who likes sitting down? ‫My stupid husband. ‫Yeah, I heard about the 3025 01:53:31,305 --> 01:53:31,615 ‫my stupid husband. ‫Yeah, I heard about the ‫husband. 3026 01:53:31,639 --> 01:53:36,086 ‫Yeah, I heard about the ‫husband. ‫All he does is sit around and 3027 01:53:36,110 --> 01:53:39,356 ‫husband. ‫All he does is sit around and ‫watch outlander reruns on starz. 3028 01:53:39,380 --> 01:53:42,492 ‫All he does is sit around and ‫watch outlander reruns on starz. ‫Here it comes. 3029 01:53:42,516 --> 01:53:43,827 ‫Watch outlander reruns on starz. ‫Here it comes. ‫Stupid, but I love him so much. 3030 01:53:43,851 --> 01:53:45,295 ‫Here it comes. ‫Stupid, but I love him so much. ‫I know, I know. 3031 01:53:45,319 --> 01:53:46,963 ‫Stupid, but I love him so much. ‫I know, I know. ‫Give me my four children. 3032 01:53:46,987 --> 01:53:48,598 ‫I know, I know. ‫Give me my four children. ‫I want them to live forever. 3033 01:53:48,622 --> 01:53:50,367 ‫Give me my four children. ‫I want them to live forever. ‫You better pray he doesn't. 3034 01:53:50,391 --> 01:53:52,589 ‫I want them to live ‫forever. >> You better 3035 01:53:52,613 --> 01:53:55,071 ‫pray he doesn't. Never ‫going to say his splunk 3036 01:53:55,095 --> 01:53:56,640 ‫you better pray he doesn't. ‫Never going to say his splunk ‫is... 3037 01:53:56,664 --> 01:53:59,643 ‫Never going to say his splunk ‫is... ‫[ Talking gibberish ] 3038 01:53:59,667 --> 01:54:01,945 ‫Is... ‫[ Talking gibberish ] ‫Everybody try, my ssris must 3039 01:54:01,969 --> 01:54:03,079 ‫[ talking gibberish ] ‫Everybody try, my ssris must ‫be booming because I don't feel 3040 01:54:03,103 --> 01:54:03,446 ‫everybody try, my ssris must ‫be booming because I don't feel ‫a thing. 3041 01:54:03,470 --> 01:54:05,615 ‫Be booming because I don't feel ‫a thing. ‫Can I just say something? 3042 01:54:05,639 --> 01:54:06,917 ‫A thing. ‫Can I just say something? ‫Can I just say something? 3043 01:54:06,941 --> 01:54:08,618 ‫Can I just say something? ‫Can I just say something? ‫We're all miracles. 3044 01:54:08,642 --> 01:54:10,186 ‫Can I just say something? ‫We're all miracles. ‫Maybe the secret of life is that 3045 01:54:10,210 --> 01:54:13,590 ‫we're all miracles. ‫Maybe the secret of life is that ‫there are no big whoops, only a 3046 01:54:13,614 --> 01:54:14,790 ‫maybe the secret of ‫life is that there are no 3047 01:54:14,814 --> 01:54:15,992 ‫big whoops, only a ‫series of small agonizing 3048 01:54:16,016 --> 01:54:16,326 ‫there are no big whoops, only a ‫series of small agonizing ‫whoops. 3049 01:54:16,350 --> 01:54:17,460 ‫Series of small agonizing ‫whoops. ‫You're right, Linda. 3050 01:54:17,484 --> 01:54:18,061 ‫Whoops. ‫You're right, Linda. ‫Bring it in. 3051 01:54:18,085 --> 01:54:19,796 ‫You're right, Linda. ‫Bring it in. ‫You are so right, Linda. 3052 01:54:19,820 --> 01:54:22,132 ‫Bring it in. ‫You are so right, Linda. ‫You know what? 3053 01:54:22,156 --> 01:54:22,866 ‫You are so right, Linda. ‫You know what? ‫The whole world is going to blow 3054 01:54:22,890 --> 01:54:23,133 ‫you know what? ‫The whole world is going to blow ‫up. 3055 01:54:23,157 --> 01:54:23,733 ‫The whole world is going to blow ‫up. ‫Who cares. 3056 01:54:23,757 --> 01:54:25,802 ‫Up. ‫Who cares. ‫Have a glass of wine. 3057 01:54:25,826 --> 01:54:27,370 ‫Who cares. ‫Have a glass of wine. ‫Have two glasses of wine. 3058 01:54:27,394 --> 01:54:28,638 ‫Have a glass of wine. ‫Have two glasses of wine. ‫Who cares. 3059 01:54:28,662 --> 01:54:29,739 ‫Have two glasses of wine. ‫Who cares. ‫You know what? 3060 01:54:29,763 --> 01:54:31,608 ‫Who cares. ‫You know what? ‫We should go for a glass of 3061 01:54:31,632 --> 01:54:32,208 ‫you know what? ‫We should go for a glass of ‫wine. 3062 01:54:32,232 --> 01:54:32,609 ‫We should go for a glass of ‫wine. ‫Right now. 3063 01:54:32,633 --> 01:54:33,476 ‫Wine. ‫Right now. ‫You know what? 3064 01:54:33,500 --> 01:54:34,611 ‫Right now. ‫You know what? ‫Bad news, it's raining. 3065 01:54:34,635 --> 01:54:35,278 ‫You know what? ‫Bad news, it's raining. ‫But good news, it's sweater 3066 01:54:35,302 --> 01:54:37,013 ‫bad news, it's raining. ‫But good news, it's sweater ‫weather. 3067 01:54:37,037 --> 01:54:40,684 ‫But good news, it's sweater ‫weather. ‫Sweater weather! 3068 01:54:40,708 --> 01:54:41,785 ‫Weather. ‫Sweater weather! ‫We're going to have some 3069 01:54:41,809 --> 01:54:42,352 ‫sweater weather! ‫We're going to have some ‫wine. 3070 01:54:42,376 --> 01:54:42,719 ‫We're going to have some ‫wine. ‫Let's go. 3071 01:54:42,743 --> 01:54:47,446 ‫Wine. ‫Let's go. ‫[ Cheers and applause ] 3072 01:54:58,358 --> 01:55:05,375 ‫Ladies and gentlemen, lil ‫Wayne and the roots. ‫[ Cheers and applause ] 3073 01:55:05,399 --> 01:55:09,746 ‫Wayne and the roots. ‫[ Cheers and applause ] ‫♪♪ 3074 01:55:09,770 --> 01:55:12,382 ‫[ cheers and applause ] ‫♪♪ ‫ladies and gentlemen what 3075 01:55:12,406 --> 01:55:13,016 ‫♪♪ ‫ladies and gentlemen what ‫the, y'all. 3076 01:55:13,040 --> 01:55:20,590 ‫Ladies and gentlemen what ‫the, y'all. ‫Five for three two... 3077 01:55:20,614 --> 01:55:21,925 ‫The, y'all. ‫Five for three two... ‫♪ what the f-though 3078 01:55:21,949 --> 01:55:22,425 ‫five for three two... ‫♪ what the f-though ‫where the love go 3079 01:55:22,449 --> 01:55:23,026 ‫♪ what the f-though ‫where the love go ‫five, four, three, two 3080 01:55:23,050 --> 01:55:23,526 ‫where the love go ‫five, four, three, two ‫I let one go ♪ 3081 01:55:23,550 --> 01:55:24,594 ‫five, four, three, two ‫I let one go ♪ ‫♪ bow, get the f-though 3082 01:55:24,618 --> 01:55:25,095 ‫I let one go ♪ ‫♪ bow, get the f-though ‫I don't bluff, bro 3083 01:55:25,119 --> 01:55:25,629 ‫♪ bow, get the f-though ‫I don't bluff, bro ‫aiming at your head 3084 01:55:25,653 --> 01:55:26,162 ‫I don't bluff, bro ‫aiming at your head ‫like a buffalo ♪ 3085 01:55:26,186 --> 01:55:26,696 ‫aiming at your head ‫like a buffalo ♪ ‫♪ you a roughneck 3086 01:55:26,720 --> 01:55:27,163 ‫like a buffalo ♪ ‫♪ you a roughneck ‫I'm a cutthroat 3087 01:55:27,187 --> 01:55:27,664 ‫♪ you a roughneck ‫I'm a cutthroat ‫you're a tough guy 3088 01:55:27,688 --> 01:55:28,264 ‫I'm a cutthroat ‫you're a tough guy ‫that's enough jokes ♪ 3089 01:55:28,288 --> 01:55:28,832 ‫you're a tough guy ‫that's enough jokes ♪ ‫♪ then the sun die 3090 01:55:28,856 --> 01:55:29,466 ‫that's enough jokes ♪ ‫♪ then the sun die ‫the night is young though 3091 01:55:29,490 --> 01:55:30,100 ‫♪ then the sun die ‫the night is young though ‫the diamonds still shine 3092 01:55:30,124 --> 01:55:30,700 ‫the night is young though ‫the diamonds still shine ‫get it rough ♪ 3093 01:55:30,724 --> 01:55:31,835 ‫the diamonds still shine ‫get it rough ♪ ‫♪ let's work 3094 01:55:31,859 --> 01:55:32,335 ‫get it rough ♪ ‫♪ let's work ‫what the f-though 3095 01:55:32,359 --> 01:55:32,902 ‫♪ let's work ‫what the f-though ‫where the love go ♪ 3096 01:55:32,926 --> 01:55:34,204 ‫what the f-though ‫where the love go ♪ ‫♪ five, four, three, two 3097 01:55:34,228 --> 01:55:34,604 ‫where the love go ♪ ‫♪ five, four, three, two ‫I let one go 3098 01:55:34,628 --> 01:55:35,071 ‫♪ five, four, three, two ‫I let one go ‫let's work ♪ 3099 01:55:35,095 --> 01:55:36,206 ‫I let one go ‫let's work ♪ ‫♪ bow, get the f-though 3100 01:55:36,230 --> 01:55:36,706 ‫let's work ♪ ‫♪ bow, get the f-though ‫I don't bluff, bro 3101 01:55:36,730 --> 01:55:37,240 ‫♪ bow, get the f-though ‫I don't bluff, bro ‫aiming at your head 3102 01:55:37,264 --> 01:55:37,774 ‫I don't bluff, bro ‫aiming at your head ‫like a buffalo ♪ 3103 01:55:37,798 --> 01:55:38,808 ‫aiming at your head ‫like a buffalo ♪ ‫♪ she lick me 3104 01:55:38,832 --> 01:55:39,275 ‫like a buffalo ♪ ‫♪ she lick me ‫like a lollipop 3105 01:55:39,299 --> 01:55:40,243 ‫♪ she lick me ‫like a lollipop ‫lollipop ♪ 3106 01:55:40,267 --> 01:55:44,514 ‫like a lollipop ‫lollipop ♪ ‫♪ shorty want a thug 3107 01:55:44,538 --> 01:55:47,684 ‫lollipop ♪ ‫♪ shorty want a thug ‫thug, thug 3108 01:55:47,708 --> 01:55:50,320 ‫♪ shorty want a thug ‫thug, thug ‫bottles in the club 3109 01:55:50,344 --> 01:55:54,791 ‫thug, thug ‫bottles in the club ‫club, club ♪ 3110 01:55:54,815 --> 01:56:02,098 ‫bottles in the club ‫club, club ♪ ‫he like a lollipop 3111 01:56:02,122 --> 01:56:10,122 ‫club, club ♪ ‫he like a lollipop ‫♪♪ 3112 01:56:14,268 --> 01:56:17,280 ‫he like a lollipop ‫♪♪ ‫♪ she even wear her hair like 3113 01:56:17,304 --> 01:56:19,649 ‫♪♪ ‫♪ she even wear her hair like ‫mine, but man, she never had a 3114 01:56:19,673 --> 01:56:21,584 ‫♪ she even wear her hair like ‫mine, but man, she never had a ‫love like mine ♪ 3115 01:56:21,608 --> 01:56:22,952 ‫mine, but man, she never had a ‫love like mine ♪ ‫♪ I never seen a body like 3116 01:56:22,976 --> 01:56:26,389 ‫love like mine ♪ ‫♪ I never seen a body like ‫hers ♪ 3117 01:56:26,413 --> 01:56:32,195 ‫♪ I never seen a body like ‫hers ♪ ‫♪ that body err love for word ♪ 3118 01:56:32,219 --> 01:56:34,464 ‫hers ♪ ‫♪ that body err love for word ♪ ‫♪ I told her to back it up, she 3119 01:56:34,488 --> 01:56:36,499 ‫♪ that body err love for word ♪ ‫♪ I told her to back it up, she ‫made it jump ♪♪ 3120 01:56:36,523 --> 01:56:37,233 ‫♪ I told her to back it up, she ‫made it jump ♪♪ ‫that's when she... okay, okay, 3121 01:56:37,257 --> 01:56:45,257 ‫made it jump ♪♪ ‫that's when she... okay, okay, ‫okay ♪ 3122 01:56:47,634 --> 01:56:55,452 ‫that's when she... okay, okay, ‫okay ♪ ‫♪ you don't understand ♪ 3123 01:56:55,476 --> 01:56:57,754 ‫okay ♪ ‫♪ you don't understand ♪ ‫♪ two women at the same time, 3124 01:56:57,778 --> 01:57:00,090 ‫♪ you don't understand ♪ ‫♪ two women at the same time, ‫synchronized swimming ♪ 3125 01:57:00,114 --> 01:57:01,658 ‫♪ two women at the same time, ‫synchronized swimming ♪ ‫♪ I never met the girl, but I 3126 01:57:01,682 --> 01:57:04,327 ‫synchronized swimming ♪ ‫♪ I never met the girl, but I ‫like I missed her ♪ 3127 01:57:04,351 --> 01:57:07,797 ‫♪ I never met the girl, but I ‫like I missed her ♪ ‫♪ and death is a sister ♪ 3128 01:57:07,821 --> 01:57:10,200 ‫like I missed her ♪ ‫♪ and death is a sister ♪ ‫♪ can resist her ♪ 3129 01:57:10,224 --> 01:57:11,701 ‫♪ and death is a sister ♪ ‫♪ can resist her ♪ ‫♪ we are no mother nature, it's 3130 01:57:11,725 --> 01:57:14,003 ‫♪ can resist her ♪ ‫♪ we are no mother nature, it's ‫all in the family, I got no 3131 01:57:14,027 --> 01:57:15,338 ‫♪ we are no mother nature, it's ‫all in the family, I got no ‫relation ♪ 3132 01:57:15,362 --> 01:57:17,307 ‫all in the family, I got no ‫relation ♪ ‫♪ no matter who's buying, I'm a 3133 01:57:17,331 --> 01:57:18,007 ‫relation ♪ ‫♪ no matter who's buying, I'm a ‫celebration, black and white 3134 01:57:18,031 --> 01:57:25,014 ‫♪ no matter who's buying, I'm a ‫celebration, black and white ‫diamonds ♪ 3135 01:57:25,038 --> 01:57:30,987 ‫celebration, black and white ‫diamonds ♪ ‫♪ I don't feel like I've done 3136 01:57:31,011 --> 01:57:33,256 ‫diamonds ♪ ‫♪ I don't feel like I've done ‫enough, ♪ 3137 01:57:33,280 --> 01:57:41,280 ‫♪ I don't feel like I've done ‫enough, ♪ ‫♪ yeah, yeah, yeah 3138 01:57:47,360 --> 01:57:53,443 ‫♪ I got to stop, she got me ‫thinking ♪ ‫I could date a cop ♪ 3139 01:57:53,467 --> 01:57:54,711 ‫thinking ♪ ‫I could date a cop ♪ ‫♪ 'cause her uniform 3140 01:57:54,735 --> 01:57:55,211 ‫I could date a cop ♪ ‫♪ 'cause her uniform ‫fits her so tight 3141 01:57:55,235 --> 01:57:55,845 ‫♪ 'cause her uniform ‫fits her so tight ‫she read me my rights ♪ 3142 01:57:55,869 --> 01:57:56,746 ‫fits her so tight ‫she read me my rights ♪ ‫♪ she put me in her car 3143 01:57:56,770 --> 01:57:57,380 ‫she read me my rights ♪ ‫♪ she put me in her car ‫she cut off all the lights 3144 01:57:57,404 --> 01:57:58,014 ‫♪ she put me in her car ‫she cut off all the lights ‫she said I have the right 3145 01:57:58,038 --> 01:57:59,282 ‫she cut off all the lights ‫she said I have the right ‫to remain silent ♪ 3146 01:57:59,306 --> 01:58:00,683 ‫she said I have the right ‫to remain silent ♪ ‫♪ now I got her hollering 3147 01:58:00,707 --> 01:58:02,519 ‫to remain silent ♪ ‫♪ now I got her hollering ‫sounding like a siren 3148 01:58:02,543 --> 01:58:04,120 ‫♪ now I got her hollering ‫sounding like a siren ‫talking 'bout 3149 01:58:04,144 --> 01:58:07,757 ‫sounding like a siren ‫talking 'bout ‫wee-oo-wee-oo-wee ♪ 3150 01:58:07,781 --> 01:58:09,425 ‫talking 'bout ‫wee-oo-wee-oo-wee ♪ ‫♪ and I know she the law 3151 01:58:09,449 --> 01:58:11,027 ‫wee-oo-wee-oo-wee ♪ ‫♪ and I know she the law ‫and she know I'm the boss 3152 01:58:11,051 --> 01:58:12,595 ‫♪ and I know she the law ‫and she know I'm the boss ‫and she know I get high 3153 01:58:12,619 --> 01:58:13,596 ‫and she know I'm the boss ‫and she know I get high ‫above the law ♪ 3154 01:58:13,620 --> 01:58:14,964 ‫and she know I get high ‫above the law ♪ ‫♪ and she know I'm raw 3155 01:58:14,988 --> 01:58:17,233 ‫above the law ♪ ‫♪ and she know I'm raw ‫she know I'm from the streets 3156 01:58:17,257 --> 01:58:18,434 ‫♪ and she know I'm raw ‫she know I'm from the streets ‫and all she want me to do 3157 01:58:18,458 --> 01:58:21,571 ‫she know I'm from the streets ‫and all she want me to do ‫is f-the police ♪ 3158 01:58:21,595 --> 01:58:29,595 ‫and all she want me to do ‫is f-the police ♪ ‫♪ talking 'bout 3159 01:58:32,206 --> 01:58:33,216 ‫is f-the police ♪ ‫♪ talking 'bout ‫wee-oo-wee-oo-wee, yeah ♪ 3160 01:58:33,240 --> 01:58:34,617 ‫♪ talking 'bout ‫wee-oo-wee-oo-wee, yeah ♪ ‫♪ when I get up all in you 3161 01:58:34,641 --> 01:58:35,084 ‫wee-oo-wee-oo-wee, yeah ♪ ‫♪ when I get up all in you ‫we can hear the 3162 01:58:35,108 --> 01:58:35,652 ‫♪ when I get up all in you ‫we can hear the ‫angels calling US ♪ 3163 01:58:35,676 --> 01:58:36,386 ‫we can hear the ‫angels calling US ♪ ‫♪ we can see 3164 01:58:36,410 --> 01:58:36,986 ‫angels calling US ♪ ‫♪ we can see ‫the sunrise before US 3165 01:58:37,010 --> 01:58:37,987 ‫♪ we can see ‫the sunrise before US ‫and when I'm in that thang ♪ 3166 01:58:38,011 --> 01:58:39,455 ‫the sunrise before US ‫and when I'm in that thang ♪ ‫♪ I'll make that body sing 3167 01:58:39,479 --> 01:58:39,956 ‫and when I'm in that thang ♪ ‫♪ I'll make that body sing ‫I'll make it say 3168 01:58:39,980 --> 01:58:40,657 ‫♪ I'll make that body sing ‫I'll make it say ‫wee-oo-wee-oo-wee ♪ 3169 01:58:40,681 --> 01:58:42,325 ‫I'll make it say ‫wee-oo-wee-oo-wee ♪ ‫♪ wee-oo-wee-oo-wee 3170 01:58:42,349 --> 01:58:44,427 ‫wee-oo-wee-oo-wee ♪ ‫♪ wee-oo-wee-oo-wee ‫wee-oo-wee-oo-wee 3171 01:58:44,451 --> 01:58:45,428 ‫♪ wee-oo-wee-oo-wee ‫wee-oo-wee-oo-wee ‫wee-oo-wee-oo-wee ♪ 3172 01:58:45,452 --> 01:58:46,729 ‫wee-oo-wee-oo-wee ‫wee-oo-wee-oo-wee ♪ ‫♪ wee-oo-wee-oo-wee 3173 01:58:46,753 --> 01:58:47,597 ‫wee-oo-wee-oo-wee ♪ ‫♪ wee-oo-wee-oo-wee ‫wee-oo-wee-oo-wee 3174 01:58:47,621 --> 01:58:51,423 ‫♪ wee-oo-wee-oo-wee ‫wee-oo-wee-oo-wee ‫I'll make ya say ♪ 3175 01:58:59,632 --> 01:59:04,981 ‫♪ A million, a million, a ‫million, a million, a million ♪ ‫♪ a million, a million, a 3176 01:59:05,005 --> 01:59:11,354 ‫million, a million, a million ♪ ‫♪ a million, a million, a ‫million ♪ 3177 01:59:11,378 --> 01:59:12,589 ‫♪ a million, a million, a ‫million ♪ ‫♪ a millionaire 3178 01:59:12,613 --> 01:59:13,289 ‫million ♪ ‫♪ a millionaire ‫I'm a young money millionaire 3179 01:59:13,313 --> 01:59:14,023 ‫♪ a millionaire ‫I'm a young money millionaire ‫tougher than Nigerian hair ♪ 3180 01:59:14,047 --> 01:59:15,625 ‫I'm a young money millionaire ‫tougher than Nigerian hair ♪ ‫♪ my criteria compared 3181 01:59:15,649 --> 01:59:18,261 ‫tougher than Nigerian hair ♪ ‫♪ my criteria compared ‫to your career 3182 01:59:18,285 --> 01:59:19,295 ‫♪ my criteria compared ‫to your career ‫and leak on the sheet ♪ 3183 01:59:19,319 --> 01:59:20,763 ‫to your career ‫and leak on the sheet ♪ ‫♪ of the tablet in my mind 3184 01:59:20,787 --> 01:59:21,364 ‫and leak on the sheet ♪ ‫♪ of the tablet in my mind ‫'cause I don't write... 3185 01:59:21,388 --> 01:59:26,202 ‫♪ Of the tablet in my mind ‫'cause I don't write... ‫cause I ain't got time ♪ 3186 01:59:26,226 --> 01:59:27,604 ‫'cause I don't write... ‫cause I ain't got time ♪ ‫♪ and the almighty power 3187 01:59:27,628 --> 01:59:28,204 ‫cause I ain't got time ♪ ‫♪ and the almighty power ‫of that ch-ch-ch-chopper 3188 01:59:28,228 --> 01:59:28,671 ‫♪ and the almighty power ‫of that ch-ch-ch-chopper ‫sister, brother 3189 01:59:28,695 --> 01:59:29,172 ‫of that ch-ch-ch-chopper ‫sister, brother ‫son, daughter ♪ 3190 01:59:29,196 --> 01:59:36,212 ‫sister, brother ‫son, daughter ♪ ‫♪ father, mother 3191 01:59:36,236 --> 01:59:37,313 ‫son, daughter ♪ ‫♪ father, mother ‫♪ 3192 01:59:37,337 --> 01:59:37,780 ‫♪ father, mother ‫♪ ‫tell the coppers 3193 01:59:37,804 --> 01:59:38,248 ‫♪ tell the coppers ha-ha-ha-ha ♪ 3194 01:59:38,272 --> 01:59:39,549 ‫tell the coppers ‫ha-ha-ha-ha ♪ ‫♪ you can't catch 'em 3195 01:59:39,573 --> 01:59:40,049 ‫ha-ha-ha-ha ♪ ‫♪ you can't catch 'em ‫you can't stop 'em 3196 01:59:40,073 --> 01:59:40,717 ‫♪ you can't catch 'em ‫you can't stop 'em ‫I go by them goon rules ♪ 3197 01:59:40,741 --> 01:59:41,618 ‫you can't stop 'em ‫I go by them goon rules ♪ ‫♪ if you can't beat 'em 3198 01:59:41,642 --> 01:59:42,085 ‫I go by them goon rules ♪ ‫♪ if you can't beat 'em ‫then you pop 'em 3199 01:59:42,109 --> 01:59:42,585 ‫♪ if you can't beat 'em ‫then you pop 'em ‫you can't man 'em 3200 01:59:42,609 --> 01:59:43,152 ‫then you pop 'em ‫you can't man 'em ‫then you mop 'em ♪ 3201 01:59:43,176 --> 01:59:43,753 ‫you can't man 'em ‫then you mop 'em ♪ ‫♪ you can't stand 'em 3202 01:59:43,777 --> 01:59:44,254 ‫then you mop 'em ♪ ‫♪ you can't stand 'em ‫then you drop 'em 3203 01:59:44,278 --> 01:59:44,854 ‫♪ you can't stand 'em ‫then you drop 'em ‫you pop 'em 'cause ♪ 3204 01:59:44,878 --> 01:59:45,555 ‫then you drop 'em ‫you pop 'em 'cause ♪ ‫♪ we pop 'em like 3205 01:59:45,579 --> 01:59:49,926 ‫you pop 'em 'cause ♪ ‫♪ we pop 'em like ‫Orville redenbacher 3206 01:59:49,950 --> 01:59:52,795 ‫♪ we pop 'em like ‫Orville redenbacher ‫♪ everybody, homeboy ♪ 3207 01:59:52,819 --> 01:59:54,097 ‫Orville redenbacher ‫♪ everybody, homeboy ♪ ‫♪ a million here 3208 01:59:54,121 --> 01:59:57,767 ‫♪ everybody, homeboy ♪ ‫♪ a million here ‫a million there 3209 01:59:57,791 --> 02:00:00,036 ‫♪ a million here ‫a million there ‫sicilian with long hair ♪ 3210 02:00:00,060 --> 02:00:01,471 ‫a million there ‫sicilian with long hair ♪ ‫♪ with coke in her derriere 3211 02:00:01,495 --> 02:00:01,905 ‫sicilian with long hair ♪ ‫♪ with coke in her derriere ‫like smoke in 3212 02:00:01,929 --> 02:00:02,705 ‫♪ with coke in her derriere ‫like smoke in ‫the thinnest air ♪ 3213 02:00:02,729 --> 02:00:04,107 ‫like smoke in ‫the thinnest air ♪ ‫♪ I open the lamborghini 3214 02:00:04,131 --> 02:00:04,707 ‫the thinnest air ♪ ‫♪ I open the lamborghini ‫hopin' them guys see me 3215 02:00:04,731 --> 02:00:05,108 ‫♪ I open the lamborghini ‫hopin' them guys see me ‫like look at 3216 02:00:05,132 --> 02:00:05,875 ‫hopin' them guys see me ‫like look at ‫that bastard weezy ♪ 3217 02:00:05,899 --> 02:00:07,043 ‫like look at ‫that bastard weezy ♪ ‫♪ he's a beast 3218 02:00:07,067 --> 02:00:07,510 ‫that bastard weezy ♪ ‫♪ he's a beast ‫he's a dog 3219 02:00:07,534 --> 02:00:08,544 ‫♪ he's a beast ‫he's a dog ‫he's a mother... problem ♪ 3220 02:00:08,568 --> 02:00:09,879 ‫he's a dog ‫he's a mother... problem ♪ ‫♪ okay, you're a goon 3221 02:00:09,903 --> 02:00:10,380 ‫he's a mother... problem ♪ ‫♪ okay, you're a goon ‫but what's a goon 3222 02:00:10,404 --> 02:00:13,149 ‫♪ okay, you're a goon ‫but what's a goon ‫to a goblin ♪♪ 3223 02:00:13,173 --> 02:00:13,516 ‫but what's a goon ‫to a goblin ♪♪ ‫thank you. 3224 02:00:13,540 --> 02:00:13,917 ‫To a goblin ♪♪ ‫thank you. ‫Happy 50th. 3225 02:00:13,941 --> 02:00:18,927 ‫Thank you. ‫Happy 50th. ‫[ Cheering ] 3226 02:00:26,135 --> 02:00:31,184 ‫As we celebrate the ‫achievements of the past 50 ‫years, we must also take a 3227 02:00:31,208 --> 02:00:32,185 ‫achievements of the past 50 ‫years, we must also take a ‫moment to honor those who we've 3228 02:00:32,209 --> 02:00:35,254 ‫years, we must also take a ‫moment to honor those who we've ‫lost. 3229 02:00:35,278 --> 02:00:38,091 ‫Moment to honor those who we've ‫lost. ‫Countless members of the "snl" 3230 02:00:38,115 --> 02:00:43,129 ‫lost. ‫Countless members of the "snl" ‫family taken from US too soon. 3231 02:00:43,153 --> 02:00:44,306 ‫Countless members ‫of the "snl" family taken 3232 02:00:44,330 --> 02:00:45,565 ‫from US too soon. I'm ‫talking of course "snl" 3233 02:00:45,589 --> 02:00:46,833 ‫family taken from US too soon. ‫I'm talking of course "snl" ‫characters and sketches that 3234 02:00:46,857 --> 02:00:48,501 ‫I'm talking of course "snl" ‫characters and sketches that ‫have aged horribly. 3235 02:00:48,525 --> 02:00:50,937 ‫Characters and sketches that ‫have aged horribly. ‫But even though these 3236 02:00:50,961 --> 02:00:53,906 ‫have aged horribly. ‫But even though these ‫characters, accents and let's 3237 02:00:53,930 --> 02:01:00,013 ‫but even though these ‫characters, accents and let's ‫just call them ethnic wigs were 3238 02:01:00,037 --> 02:01:01,433 ‫characters, accents ‫and let's just call them 3239 02:01:01,457 --> 02:01:02,949 ‫ethnic wigs were ‫unquestionably in poor taste, 3240 02:01:02,973 --> 02:01:06,252 ‫just call them ethnic wigs were ‫unquestionably in poor taste, ‫you all laughed at them. 3241 02:01:06,276 --> 02:01:10,356 ‫Unquestionably in poor taste, ‫you all laughed at them. ‫So if anyone should be canceled, 3242 02:01:10,380 --> 02:01:10,990 ‫you all laughed at them. ‫So if anyone should be canceled, ‫shouldn't it be you, the 3243 02:01:11,014 --> 02:01:13,426 ‫so if anyone should be canceled, ‫shouldn't it be you, the ‫audience? 3244 02:01:13,450 --> 02:01:13,826 ‫Shouldn't it be you, the ‫audience? ‫[ Laughter ] 3245 02:01:13,850 --> 02:01:16,462 ‫Audience? ‫[ Laughter ] ‫Something to think about. 3246 02:01:16,486 --> 02:01:19,999 ‫[ Laughter ] ‫Something to think about. ‫Any way, we now present to you 3247 02:01:20,023 --> 02:01:23,024 ‫something to think about. ‫Any way, we now present to you ‫this in memoriam. 3248 02:01:27,763 --> 02:01:35,763 ‫Would you tell me... ‫it will give me a job. ‫Your job, he he he. 3249 02:01:42,746 --> 02:01:46,192 ‫It will give me a job. ‫Your job, he he he. ‫Make you believe. 3250 02:01:46,216 --> 02:01:47,660 ‫Your job, he he he. ‫Make you believe. ‫Hey, excuse me. 3251 02:01:47,684 --> 02:01:51,664 ‫Make you believe. ‫Hey, excuse me. ‫This is getting out of hand. 3252 02:01:51,688 --> 02:01:54,200 ‫Hey, excuse me. ‫This is getting out of hand. ‫Why don't you drop out of 3253 02:01:54,224 --> 02:01:55,110 ‫this is getting out of ‫hand. >> Why don't you 3254 02:01:55,134 --> 02:01:56,002 ‫drop out of that green ‫jumpsuit and show me 3255 02:01:56,026 --> 02:01:59,305 ‫why don't you drop out of ‫that green jumpsuit and show me ‫that fat ass. 3256 02:01:59,329 --> 02:01:59,972 ‫That green jumpsuit and show me ‫that fat ass. ‫Hey, what do you say we 3257 02:01:59,996 --> 02:02:01,641 ‫that fat ass. ‫Hey, what do you say we ‫adjoin to the janitor's closet, 3258 02:02:01,665 --> 02:02:02,140 ‫hey, what do you ‫say we adjoin to the 3259 02:02:02,164 --> 02:02:02,775 ‫janitor's closet, drop trow ‫and see if we can make 3260 02:02:02,799 --> 02:02:09,515 ‫adjoin to the janitor's closet, ‫drop trow and see if we can make ‫baby? 3261 02:02:09,539 --> 02:02:13,386 ‫Drop trow and see if we can make ‫baby? ‫It looks like this is my 3262 02:02:13,410 --> 02:02:15,188 ‫baby? ‫It looks like this is my ‫lucky day. 3263 02:02:15,212 --> 02:02:18,424 ‫It looks like this is my ‫lucky day. ‫I'll take the rapist for 200. 3264 02:02:18,448 --> 02:02:20,426 ‫Lucky day. ‫I'll take the rapist for 200. ‫That's therapist. 3265 02:02:20,450 --> 02:02:22,662 ‫I'll take the rapist for 200. ‫That's therapist. ‫Look at my bum, I look at 3266 02:02:22,686 --> 02:02:23,062 ‫that's therapist. ‫Look at my bum, I look at ‫your bum. 3267 02:02:23,086 --> 02:02:24,964 ‫Look at my bum, I look at ‫your bum. ‫I made a little diary to show 3268 02:02:24,988 --> 02:02:27,300 ‫your bum. ‫I made a little diary to show ‫everybody how it is to be a 3269 02:02:27,324 --> 02:02:28,334 ‫I made a little diary to show ‫everybody how it is to be a ‫host here. 3270 02:02:28,358 --> 02:02:31,504 ‫Everybody how it is to be a ‫host here. ‫I made my grandmother's 3271 02:02:31,528 --> 02:02:33,706 ‫host here. ‫I made my grandmother's ‫special recipe for cocker 3272 02:02:33,730 --> 02:02:34,073 ‫I made my grandmother's ‫special recipe for cocker ‫spaniel. 3273 02:02:34,097 --> 02:02:35,608 ‫Special recipe for cocker ‫spaniel. ‫I know it's not your first 3274 02:02:35,632 --> 02:02:40,379 ‫spaniel. ‫I know it's not your first ‫choice, but keep in mind you're 3275 02:02:40,403 --> 02:02:40,713 ‫I know it's not your first ‫choice, but keep in mind you're ‫a doll. 3276 02:02:40,737 --> 02:02:46,786 ‫Choice, but keep in mind you're ‫a doll. ‫All right. 3277 02:02:46,810 --> 02:02:51,157 ‫A doll. ‫All right. ‫Jane, you ignorant slut! 3278 02:02:51,181 --> 02:02:55,661 ‫All right. ‫Jane, you ignorant slut! ‫Guys dancing with guys, girls 3279 02:02:55,685 --> 02:02:56,363 ‫Jane, you ignorant ‫slut! >> Guys dancing 3280 02:02:56,387 --> 02:02:57,130 ‫with guys, girls dancing ‫with girls, guys that 3281 02:02:57,154 --> 02:02:58,043 ‫guys dancing with ‫guys, girls dancing with 3282 02:02:58,067 --> 02:02:58,998 ‫girls, guys that looks ‫like girls dancing with 3283 02:02:59,022 --> 02:02:59,332 ‫dancing with girls, guys that ‫looks like girls dancing with ‫girls. 3284 02:02:59,356 --> 02:03:05,938 ‫Looks like girls dancing with ‫girls. ‫You don't even know what gay 3285 02:03:05,962 --> 02:03:06,205 ‫girls. ‫You don't even know what gay ‫is. 3286 02:03:06,229 --> 02:03:09,942 ‫You don't even know what gay ‫is. ‫I didn't like it the first 3287 02:03:09,966 --> 02:03:12,945 ‫is. ‫I didn't like it the first ‫time when it was called chasing 3288 02:03:12,969 --> 02:03:13,246 ‫I didn't like it the first ‫time when it was called chasing ‫Amy. 3289 02:03:13,270 --> 02:03:14,480 ‫Time when it was called chasing ‫Amy. ‫Run, throw, and catch like a 3290 02:03:14,504 --> 02:03:18,484 ‫Amy. ‫Run, throw, and catch like a ‫girl. 3291 02:03:18,508 --> 02:03:18,851 ‫Run, throw, and catch like a ‫girl. ‫Olympics. 3292 02:03:18,875 --> 02:03:20,186 ‫Girl. ‫Olympics. ‫The winner is. 3293 02:03:20,210 --> 02:03:21,687 ‫Olympics. ‫The winner is. ‫It should be noted that that 3294 02:03:21,711 --> 02:03:23,656 ‫the winner is. ‫It should be noted that that ‫joke was written by a woman. 3295 02:03:23,680 --> 02:03:24,524 ‫It should be noted that that ‫joke was written by a woman. ‫No, just kidding. 3296 02:03:24,548 --> 02:03:25,558 ‫Joke was written by a woman. ‫No, just kidding. ‫We don't hire women. 3297 02:03:25,582 --> 02:03:27,160 ‫No, just kidding. ‫We don't hire women. ‫Happy holidays for everyone, 3298 02:03:27,184 --> 02:03:30,997 ‫we don't hire women. ‫Happy holidays for everyone, ‫expect New Jersey! 3299 02:03:31,021 --> 02:03:36,691 ‫Happy holidays for everyone, ‫expect New Jersey! ‫What the hell is that? 3300 02:03:41,030 --> 02:03:49,030 ‫Please welcome Marsha Quinn, ‫sue chow and li hao. ‫Welcome to celebrity battle 3301 02:03:50,340 --> 02:03:52,885 ‫sue chow and li hao. ‫Welcome to celebrity battle ‫of the sexes and races. 3302 02:03:52,909 --> 02:03:55,721 ‫Welcome to celebrity battle ‫of the sexes and races. ‫You know you're a beautiful 3303 02:03:55,745 --> 02:03:56,055 ‫of the sexes and races. ‫You know you're a beautiful ‫woman. 3304 02:03:56,079 --> 02:03:57,657 ‫You know you're a beautiful ‫woman. ‫Robert Blake, puff daddy. 3305 02:03:57,681 --> 02:03:59,659 ‫Woman. ‫Robert Blake, puff daddy. ‫Don't judge a book by its 3306 02:03:59,683 --> 02:03:59,992 ‫Robert Blake, puff daddy. ‫Don't judge a book by its ‫cover. 3307 02:04:00,016 --> 02:04:01,794 ‫Don't judge a book by its ‫cover. ‫My man is like r. Kelly. 3308 02:04:01,818 --> 02:04:04,130 ‫Cover. ‫My man is like r. Kelly. ‫Thank you to r. Kelly. 3309 02:04:04,154 --> 02:04:05,231 ‫My man is like r. Kelly. ‫Thank you to r. Kelly. ‫I'm Jared Vogel from subway. 3310 02:04:05,255 --> 02:04:07,700 ‫Thank you to r. Kelly. ‫I'm Jared Vogel from subway. ‫White trash. 3311 02:04:07,724 --> 02:04:08,134 ‫I'm Jared Vogel from subway. ‫White trash. ‫Jungle bunny. 3312 02:04:08,158 --> 02:04:11,137 ‫White trash. ‫Jungle bunny. ‫Honky! 3313 02:04:11,161 --> 02:04:12,038 ‫Jungle bunny. ‫Honky! ‫Spade. 3314 02:04:12,062 --> 02:04:17,476 ‫Honky! ‫Spade. ‫Honky honky. 3315 02:04:17,500 --> 02:04:18,010 ‫Spade. ‫Honky honky. ‫[ Bleep ] [ Bleep ]. 3316 02:04:18,034 --> 02:04:22,670 ‫Honky honky. ‫[ Bleep ] [ Bleep ]. ‫Dead honky. 3317 02:04:26,442 --> 02:04:30,623 ‫Hi, guys! ‫Hi. ‫Hi, drew. 3318 02:04:30,647 --> 02:04:31,090 ‫Hi. ‫Hi, drew. ‫Hi. 3319 02:04:31,114 --> 02:04:32,191 ‫Hi, drew. ‫Hi. ‫Good to see you. 3320 02:04:32,215 --> 02:04:36,162 ‫Hi. ‫Good to see you. ‫I didn't know you knew eyo. 3321 02:04:36,186 --> 02:04:38,965 ‫Good to see you. ‫I didn't know you knew eyo. ‫Just met in the bathroom. 3322 02:04:38,989 --> 02:04:39,732 ‫I didn't know you knew eyo. ‫Just met in the bathroom. ‫Crawled under her stall. 3323 02:04:39,756 --> 02:04:41,000 ‫Just met in the bathroom. ‫Crawled under her stall. ‫My kind of gal. 3324 02:04:41,024 --> 02:04:42,268 ‫Crawled under her stall. ‫My kind of gal. ‫What a night to celebrate. 3325 02:04:42,292 --> 02:04:42,802 ‫My kind of gal. ‫What a night to celebrate. ‫I know. 3326 02:04:42,826 --> 02:04:43,569 ‫What a night to celebrate. ‫I know. ‫You know what? 3327 02:04:43,593 --> 02:04:45,705 ‫I know. ‫You know what? ‫Is there a bartender here? 3328 02:04:45,729 --> 02:04:48,608 ‫You know what? ‫Is there a bartender here? ‫What can I get you? 3329 02:04:48,632 --> 02:04:52,011 ‫Is there a bartender here? ‫What can I get you? ‫[ Cheers and applause ] 3330 02:04:52,035 --> 02:04:55,147 ‫What can I get you? ‫[ Cheers and applause ] ‫Well, you know, it's a 3331 02:04:55,171 --> 02:04:55,548 ‫[ cheers and applause ] ‫Well, you know, it's a ‫celebration. 3332 02:04:55,572 --> 02:04:56,315 ‫Well, you know, it's a ‫celebration. ‫I'm thinking some bubbly. 3333 02:04:56,339 --> 02:04:58,184 ‫Celebration. ‫I'm thinking some bubbly. ‫I love that yeah, it's great. 3334 02:04:58,208 --> 02:04:58,784 ‫I'm thinking some bubbly. ‫I love that yeah, it's great. ‫Here you go, guys. 3335 02:04:58,808 --> 02:04:59,218 ‫I love that yeah, it's great. ‫Here you go, guys. ‫Thank you. 3336 02:04:59,242 --> 02:04:59,819 ‫Here you go, guys. ‫Thank you. ‫All right! 3337 02:04:59,843 --> 02:05:06,425 ‫Thank you. ‫All right! ‫Party! 3338 02:05:06,449 --> 02:05:06,859 ‫All right! ‫Party! ‫Ex-official. 3339 02:05:06,883 --> 02:05:07,560 ‫Party! ‫Ex-official. ‫Have you seen the latest 3340 02:05:07,584 --> 02:05:10,196 ‫ex-official. ‫Have you seen the latest ‫study on alcohol? 3341 02:05:10,220 --> 02:05:11,831 ‫Have you seen the latest ‫study on alcohol? ‫Even one drink can significantly 3342 02:05:11,855 --> 02:05:15,668 ‫study on alcohol? ‫Even one drink can significantly ‫slash life expectancy. 3343 02:05:15,692 --> 02:05:18,638 ‫Even one drink can significantly ‫slash life expectancy. ‫♪♪ 3344 02:05:18,662 --> 02:05:20,539 ‫Slash life expectancy. ‫♪♪ ‫♪ you're enjoying your day, 3345 02:05:20,563 --> 02:05:21,874 ‫♪♪ ‫♪ you're enjoying your day, ‫everything going your way, then 3346 02:05:21,898 --> 02:05:25,478 ‫♪ you're enjoying your day, ‫everything going your way, then ‫along comes Debbie downer ♪ 3347 02:05:25,502 --> 02:05:26,172 ‫everything going your ‫way, then along comes 3348 02:05:26,196 --> 02:05:26,946 ‫Debbie downer ♪ ♪ tell ‫you about a new disease, 3349 02:05:26,970 --> 02:05:30,316 ‫along comes Debbie downer ♪ ‫♪ tell you about a new disease, ‫a car accident or a killer 3350 02:05:30,340 --> 02:05:31,484 ‫♪ tell you about a new disease, ‫a car accident or a killer ‫bees ♪ 3351 02:05:31,508 --> 02:05:32,885 ‫a car accident or a killer ‫bees ♪ ‫♪ but you can't stop Debbie 3352 02:05:32,909 --> 02:05:34,887 ‫bees ♪ ‫♪ but you can't stop Debbie ‫downer ♪ 3353 02:05:34,911 --> 02:05:36,689 ‫♪ but you can't stop Debbie ‫downer ♪ ‫okay, I think sometimes you 3354 02:05:36,713 --> 02:05:37,623 ‫downer ♪ ‫okay, I think sometimes you ‫just got to celebrate. 3355 02:05:37,647 --> 02:05:38,991 ‫Okay, I think sometimes you ‫just got to celebrate. ‫I mean, this is such a 3356 02:05:39,015 --> 02:05:39,492 ‫just got to celebrate. ‫I mean, this is such a ‫special night. 3357 02:05:39,516 --> 02:05:40,459 ‫I mean, this is such a ‫special night. ‫I agree. 3358 02:05:40,483 --> 02:05:42,028 ‫Special night. ‫I agree. ‫To "snl," to another 50 years! 3359 02:05:42,052 --> 02:05:45,398 ‫I agree. ‫To "snl," to another 50 years! ‫Cheers! 3360 02:05:45,422 --> 02:05:46,832 ‫To "snl," to another 50 years! ‫Cheers! ‫Let's hope humanity lasts 3361 02:05:46,856 --> 02:05:47,233 ‫cheers! ‫Let's hope humanity lasts ‫that long. 3362 02:05:47,257 --> 02:05:49,702 ‫Let's hope humanity lasts ‫that long. ‫At this point, it looks like 3363 02:05:49,726 --> 02:05:50,569 ‫that long. ‫At this point, it looks like ‫we're going the way of the white 3364 02:05:50,593 --> 02:05:50,870 ‫at this point, it looks like ‫we're going the way of the white ‫rhino. 3365 02:05:50,894 --> 02:05:53,105 ‫We're going the way of the white ‫rhino. ‫What are you talking about? 3366 02:05:53,129 --> 02:05:54,740 ‫Rhino. ‫What are you talking about? ‫There are only two left in 3367 02:05:54,764 --> 02:05:55,408 ‫what are you talking about? ‫There are only two left in ‫captivity, and they're both 3368 02:05:55,432 --> 02:05:56,342 ‫there are only two left in ‫captivity, and they're both ‫female. 3369 02:05:56,366 --> 02:06:00,646 ‫Captivity, and they're both ‫female. ‫♪♪ 3370 02:06:00,670 --> 02:06:03,582 ‫Female. ‫♪♪ ‫well, here is a toast to all 3371 02:06:03,606 --> 02:06:06,152 ‫♪♪ ‫well, here is a toast to all ‫of the friends we've made, both 3372 02:06:06,176 --> 02:06:06,786 ‫well, here is a toast to all ‫of the friends we've made, both ‫old and new. 3373 02:06:06,810 --> 02:06:09,655 ‫Of the friends we've made, both ‫old and new. ‫Hey, amen to that. 3374 02:06:09,679 --> 02:06:11,924 ‫Old and new. ‫Hey, amen to that. ‫Hey, just a heads up, we 3375 02:06:11,948 --> 02:06:12,458 ‫hey, amen to that. ‫Hey, just a heads up, we ‫don't have any eggs. 3376 02:06:12,482 --> 02:06:15,995 ‫Hey, just a heads up, we ‫don't have any eggs. ‫What? 3377 02:06:16,019 --> 02:06:17,596 ‫Don't have any eggs. ‫What? ‫Why would we want eggs? 3378 02:06:17,620 --> 02:06:21,000 ‫What? ‫Why would we want eggs? ‫Bird flu is on the rampage. 3379 02:06:21,024 --> 02:06:22,401 ‫Why would we want eggs? ‫Bird flu is on the rampage. ‫Millions of s s of fowl have a 3380 02:06:22,425 --> 02:06:27,640 ‫bird flu is on the rampage. ‫Millions of s s of fowl have a ‫been culled. 3381 02:06:27,664 --> 02:06:30,509 ‫Millions of s s of fowl have a ‫been culled. ‫Debbie, we're trying to have 3382 02:06:30,533 --> 02:06:31,110 ‫been culled. ‫Debbie, we're trying to have ‫fun, okay. 3383 02:06:31,134 --> 02:06:32,545 ‫Debbie, we're trying to have ‫fun, okay. ‫Why don't you go take five. 3384 02:06:32,569 --> 02:06:34,547 ‫Fun, okay. ‫Why don't you go take five. ‫Believe me, I'd love to sit 3385 02:06:34,571 --> 02:06:34,847 ‫why don't you go take five. ‫Believe me, I'd love to sit ‫down. 3386 02:06:34,871 --> 02:06:37,083 ‫Believe me, I'd love to sit ‫down. ‫My right foot is throbbing. 3387 02:06:37,107 --> 02:06:38,617 ‫Down. ‫My right foot is throbbing. ‫Pretty sure it's my old friend 3388 02:06:38,641 --> 02:06:38,918 ‫my right foot is throbbing. ‫Pretty sure it's my old friend ‫gout. 3389 02:06:38,942 --> 02:06:45,658 ‫Pretty sure it's my old friend ‫gout. ‫♪♪ 3390 02:06:45,682 --> 02:06:46,892 ‫Gout. ‫♪♪ ‫thank you. 3391 02:06:46,916 --> 02:06:47,526 ‫♪♪ ‫thank you. ‫Well. 3392 02:06:47,550 --> 02:06:51,797 ‫Thank you. ‫Well. ‫Hey, Bobby! 3393 02:06:51,821 --> 02:06:53,566 ‫Well. ‫Hey, Bobby! ‫Good to see you. 3394 02:06:53,590 --> 02:06:55,568 ‫Hey, Bobby! ‫Good to see you. ‫Nice to see you. 3395 02:06:55,592 --> 02:06:56,302 ‫Good to see you. ‫Nice to see you. ‫Excuse me, I'm such a big 3396 02:06:56,326 --> 02:06:58,804 ‫nice to see you. ‫Excuse me, I'm such a big ‫fan. 3397 02:06:58,828 --> 02:07:03,376 ‫Excuse me, I'm such a big ‫fan. ‫It's good to see you. 3398 02:07:03,400 --> 02:07:05,711 ‫Fan. ‫It's good to see you. ‫Can I have a Tequila and a soda 3399 02:07:05,735 --> 02:07:06,145 ‫it's good to see you. ‫Can I have a Tequila and a soda ‫with a straw? 3400 02:07:06,169 --> 02:07:08,314 ‫Can I have a Tequila and a soda ‫with a straw? ‫You talking to me? 3401 02:07:08,338 --> 02:07:12,251 ‫With a straw? ‫You talking to me? ‫You talking to me? 3402 02:07:12,275 --> 02:07:13,719 ‫You talking to me? ‫You talking to me? ‫Is that supposed to be a 3403 02:07:13,743 --> 02:07:14,020 ‫you talking to me? ‫Is that supposed to be a ‫joke? 3404 02:07:14,044 --> 02:07:16,022 ‫Is that supposed to be a ‫joke? ‫No, I'm asking, I have dry 3405 02:07:16,046 --> 02:07:17,690 ‫joke? ‫No, I'm asking, I have dry ‫eye, and it's hard to discern if 3406 02:07:17,714 --> 02:07:18,290 ‫no, I'm asking, I have dry ‫eye, and it's hard to discern if ‫you were talking to me. 3407 02:07:18,314 --> 02:07:24,797 ‫Eye, and it's hard to discern if ‫you were talking to me. ‫♪♪ 3408 02:07:24,821 --> 02:07:25,831 ‫You were talking to me. ‫♪♪ ‫just give me a drink. 3409 02:07:25,855 --> 02:07:26,399 ‫♪♪ ‫just give me a drink. ‫Okay, sure. 3410 02:07:26,423 --> 02:07:26,866 ‫Just give me a drink. ‫Okay, sure. ‫Coming right up. 3411 02:07:26,890 --> 02:07:27,967 ‫Okay, sure. ‫Coming right up. ‫Here you go. 3412 02:07:27,991 --> 02:07:29,935 ‫Coming right up. ‫Here you go. ‫There you go with that. 3413 02:07:29,959 --> 02:07:33,372 ‫Here you go. ‫There you go with that. ‫There you go. 3414 02:07:33,396 --> 02:07:34,106 ‫There you go with that. ‫There you go. ‫Kind of surprise you'd want a 3415 02:07:34,130 --> 02:07:36,175 ‫there you go. ‫Kind of surprise you'd want a ‫straw. 3416 02:07:36,199 --> 02:07:38,177 ‫Kind of surprise you'd want a ‫straw. ‫Why is that? 3417 02:07:38,201 --> 02:07:39,779 ‫Straw. ‫Why is that? ‫Microplastic. 3418 02:07:39,803 --> 02:07:41,147 ‫Why is that? ‫Microplastic. ‫At this point, we're all walking 3419 02:07:41,171 --> 02:07:42,181 ‫microplastic. ‫At this point, we're all walking ‫landfills. 3420 02:07:42,205 --> 02:07:46,719 ‫At this point, we're all walking ‫landfills. ‫♪♪ 3421 02:07:46,743 --> 02:07:48,054 ‫Landfills. ‫♪♪ ‫odds are they've already 3422 02:07:48,078 --> 02:07:49,321 ‫♪♪ ‫odds are they've already ‫taken up residence in your 3423 02:07:49,345 --> 02:07:49,655 ‫odds are they've already ‫taken up residence in your ‫testes. 3424 02:07:49,679 --> 02:07:52,825 ‫Taken up residence in your ‫testes. ‫♪♪ 3425 02:07:52,849 --> 02:07:59,165 ‫Testes. ‫♪♪ ‫[ Laughter ] 3426 02:07:59,189 --> 02:08:00,733 ‫♪♪ ‫[ Laughter ] ‫Deborah, I'm going to talk 3427 02:08:00,757 --> 02:08:01,434 ‫[ laughter ] ‫Deborah, I'm going to talk ‫now, and you're going to shut 3428 02:08:01,458 --> 02:08:04,136 ‫Deborah, I'm going to talk ‫now, and you're going to shut ‫it. 3429 02:08:04,160 --> 02:08:04,804 ‫Now, and you're going to shut ‫it. ‫I do not appreciate this 3430 02:08:04,828 --> 02:08:06,939 ‫it. ‫I do not appreciate this ‫conversation. 3431 02:08:06,963 --> 02:08:07,706 ‫I do not appreciate this ‫conversation. ‫I don't want to talk about 3432 02:08:07,730 --> 02:08:10,109 ‫conversation. ‫I don't want to talk about ‫plastic in my balls. 3433 02:08:10,133 --> 02:08:13,879 ‫I don't want to talk about ‫plastic in my balls. ‫I want to laugh and feel joy and 3434 02:08:13,903 --> 02:08:17,750 ‫plastic in my balls. ‫I want to laugh and feel joy and ‫have a sliver of hope for three 3435 02:08:17,774 --> 02:08:18,363 ‫I want to laugh and ‫feel joy and have a sliver 3436 02:08:18,387 --> 02:08:18,951 ‫of hope for three ‫goddamn hours of my life. 3437 02:08:18,975 --> 02:08:20,152 ‫Have a sliver of hope for three ‫goddamn hours of my life. ‫That's all I want. 3438 02:08:20,176 --> 02:08:21,454 ‫Goddamn hours of my life. ‫That's all I want. ‫I came here tonight to get a 3439 02:08:21,478 --> 02:08:22,555 ‫that's all I want. ‫I came here tonight to get a ‫little frigging break from our 3440 02:08:22,579 --> 02:08:23,272 ‫I came here tonight ‫to get a little frigging 3441 02:08:23,296 --> 02:08:24,023 ‫break from our world ‫right now, which is like 3442 02:08:24,047 --> 02:08:25,520 ‫little frigging break ‫from our world right 3443 02:08:25,544 --> 02:08:27,193 ‫now, which is like ‫living under a... in a full 3444 02:08:27,217 --> 02:08:27,526 ‫world right now, which is like ‫living under a... in a full ‫diaper. 3445 02:08:27,550 --> 02:08:29,762 ‫Living under a... in a full ‫diaper. ‫Diapers are a leading culprit 3446 02:08:29,786 --> 02:08:30,396 ‫diaper. ‫Diapers are a leading culprit ‫in the microplastic saga. 3447 02:08:30,420 --> 02:08:37,436 ‫Diapers are a leading culprit ‫in the microplastic saga. ‫♪♪ 3448 02:08:37,460 --> 02:08:41,307 ‫In the microplastic saga. ‫♪♪ ‫Bobby, Bobby, Bob, it's all 3449 02:08:41,331 --> 02:08:42,508 ‫♪♪ ‫Bobby, Bobby, Bob, it's all ‫working. 3450 02:08:42,532 --> 02:08:44,977 ‫Bobby, Bobby, Bob, it's all ‫working. ‫She think she is helping, okay? 3451 02:08:45,001 --> 02:08:46,112 ‫Working. ‫She think she is helping, okay? ‫My kids think the best of you. 3452 02:08:46,136 --> 02:08:47,279 ‫She think she is helping, okay? ‫My kids think the best of you. ‫Speaking of kids, it's 3453 02:08:47,303 --> 02:08:47,646 ‫my kids think the best of you. ‫Speaking of kids, it's ‫official. 3454 02:08:47,670 --> 02:08:48,614 ‫Speaking of kids, it's ‫official. ‫I can't have children. 3455 02:08:48,638 --> 02:08:56,638 ‫Official. ‫I can't have children. ‫♪♪ but I told you that once, 3456 02:08:57,747 --> 02:08:58,023 ‫I can't have children. ‫♪♪ but I told you that once, ‫Jimmy. 3457 02:08:58,047 --> 02:08:58,524 ‫♪♪ But I told you that once, ‫Jimmy. ‫Yeah, did you? 3458 02:08:58,548 --> 02:09:01,393 ‫Jimmy. ‫Yeah, did you? ‫I don't remember. 3459 02:09:01,417 --> 02:09:04,196 ‫Yeah, did you? ‫I don't remember. ‫You know what, Debbie, 3460 02:09:04,220 --> 02:09:05,064 ‫I don't remember. ‫You know what, Debbie, ‫Jimmy's right. 3461 02:09:05,088 --> 02:09:07,600 ‫You know what, Debbie, ‫Jimmy's right. ‫Why don't you join US in a 3462 02:09:07,624 --> 02:09:07,933 ‫Jimmy's right. ‫Why don't you join US in a ‫toast. 3463 02:09:07,957 --> 02:09:08,634 ‫Why don't you join US in a ‫toast. ‫Okay. 3464 02:09:08,658 --> 02:09:08,934 ‫Toast. ‫Okay. ‫Okay. 3465 02:09:08,958 --> 02:09:14,907 ‫Okay. ‫Okay. ‫Let me get my drink. 3466 02:09:14,931 --> 02:09:16,976 ‫Okay. ‫Let me get my drink. ‫To laughter, to friendship, 3467 02:09:17,000 --> 02:09:19,245 ‫let me get my drink. ‫To laughter, to friendship, ‫and to 50 years! 3468 02:09:19,269 --> 02:09:21,947 ‫To laughter, to friendship, ‫and to 50 years! ‫And to continuing advances in 3469 02:09:21,971 --> 02:09:23,115 ‫and to 50 years! ‫And to continuing advances in ‫curing feline aids. 3470 02:09:23,139 --> 02:09:24,750 ‫And to continuing advances in ‫curing feline aids. ‫It's the number one killer of 3471 02:09:24,774 --> 02:09:26,952 ‫curing feline aids. ‫It's the number one killer of ‫domestic cats. 3472 02:09:26,976 --> 02:09:30,356 ‫It's the number one killer of ‫domestic cats. ‫Meow, meow. 3473 02:09:30,380 --> 02:09:31,824 ‫Domestic cats. ‫Meow, meow. ‫♪ no, you can't stop Debbie 3474 02:09:31,848 --> 02:09:32,391 ‫meow, meow. ‫♪ no, you can't stop Debbie ‫downer ♪ 3475 02:09:32,415 --> 02:09:34,295 ‫♪ no, you can't stop Debbie ‫downer ♪ ‫[ Applause ] 3476 02:09:35,617 --> 02:09:43,617 ‫♪♪ 3477 02:09:55,637 --> 02:09:59,118 ‫All right, you knucklehead, ‫listen up. ‫I bet you think robbing a 3478 02:09:59,142 --> 02:10:00,753 ‫listen up. ‫I bet you think robbing a ‫convenience store is pretty 3479 02:10:00,777 --> 02:10:01,887 ‫I bet you think robbing a ‫convenience store is pretty ‫boss, yeah? 3480 02:10:01,911 --> 02:10:03,022 ‫Convenience store is pretty ‫boss, yeah? ‫Whatever, man. 3481 02:10:03,046 --> 02:10:04,657 ‫Boss, yeah? ‫Whatever, man. ‫You may think it's one big 3482 02:10:04,681 --> 02:10:05,724 ‫whatever, man. ‫You may think it's one big ‫joke, but it's not. 3483 02:10:05,748 --> 02:10:07,493 ‫You may think it's one big ‫joke, but it's not. ‫It's why I invited 3484 02:10:07,517 --> 02:10:10,996 ‫joke, but it's not. ‫It's why I invited ‫representatives from the scared 3485 02:10:11,020 --> 02:10:11,697 ‫it's why I invited ‫representatives from the scared ‫straight program. 3486 02:10:11,721 --> 02:10:16,735 ‫Representatives from the scared ‫straight program. ‫They're inmates at the larchmont 3487 02:10:16,759 --> 02:10:17,836 ‫straight program. ‫They're inmates at the larchmont ‫maximum security prison and here 3488 02:10:17,860 --> 02:10:19,379 ‫they're inmates at the ‫larchmont maximum security 3489 02:10:19,403 --> 02:10:20,739 ‫prison and here to ‫warn you of a dangerous 3490 02:10:20,763 --> 02:10:21,106 ‫maximum security prison and here ‫to warn you of a dangerous ‫lifestyle. 3491 02:10:21,130 --> 02:10:21,540 ‫To warn you of a dangerous ‫lifestyle. ‫Get in here! 3492 02:10:21,564 --> 02:10:23,409 ‫Lifestyle. ‫Get in here! ‫All right, here we come. 3493 02:10:23,433 --> 02:10:23,876 ‫Get in here! ‫All right, here we come. ‫On your feet! 3494 02:10:23,900 --> 02:10:27,179 ‫All right, here we come. ‫On your feet! ‫Coming up. 3495 02:10:27,203 --> 02:10:30,449 ‫On your feet! ‫Coming up. ‫Sit your asses down! 3496 02:10:30,473 --> 02:10:34,186 ‫Coming up. ‫Sit your asses down! ‫On your feet! 3497 02:10:34,210 --> 02:10:34,887 ‫Sit your asses down! ‫On your feet! ‫Sit down before I kill 3498 02:10:34,911 --> 02:10:35,254 ‫on your feet! ‫Sit down before I kill ‫somebody. 3499 02:10:35,278 --> 02:10:36,055 ‫Sit down before I kill ‫somebody. ‫There you go. 3500 02:10:36,079 --> 02:10:40,092 ‫Somebody. ‫There you go. ‫All right. 3501 02:10:40,116 --> 02:10:42,995 ‫There you go. ‫All right. ‫My name is Lorenzo macintosh. 3502 02:10:43,019 --> 02:10:46,232 ‫All right. ‫My name is Lorenzo macintosh. ‫And my name is all the way 3503 02:10:46,256 --> 02:10:46,565 ‫my name is Lorenzo macintosh. ‫And my name is all the way ‫ray may. 3504 02:10:46,589 --> 02:10:52,871 ‫And my name is all the way ‫ray may. ‫I don't do nothing halfway. 3505 02:10:52,895 --> 02:10:59,078 ‫Ray may. ‫I don't do nothing halfway. ‫[ Laughter ] 3506 02:10:59,102 --> 02:11:01,180 ‫I don't do nothing halfway. ‫[ Laughter ] ‫What you in here for, chief? 3507 02:11:01,204 --> 02:11:04,883 ‫[ Laughter ] ‫What you in here for, chief? ‫Let me guess, manipulating 3508 02:11:04,907 --> 02:11:05,384 ‫what you in here for, chief? ‫Let me guess, manipulating ‫crypto market. 3509 02:11:05,408 --> 02:11:06,819 ‫Let me guess, manipulating ‫crypto market. ‫No, no, that's a terrible 3510 02:11:06,843 --> 02:11:07,853 ‫crypto market. ‫No, no, that's a terrible ‫guess, no. 3511 02:11:07,877 --> 02:11:10,089 ‫No, no, that's a terrible ‫guess, no. ‫I got these little bozos 3512 02:11:10,113 --> 02:11:10,522 ‫guess, no. ‫I got these little bozos ‫shoplifting. 3513 02:11:10,546 --> 02:11:11,190 ‫I got these little bozos ‫shoplifting. ‫Oh, shoplifting. 3514 02:11:11,214 --> 02:11:13,092 ‫Shoplifting. ‫Oh, shoplifting. ‫It starts with shoplifting. 3515 02:11:13,116 --> 02:11:18,797 ‫Oh, shoplifting. ‫It starts with shoplifting. ‫Guess where it ends... genocide! 3516 02:11:18,821 --> 02:11:19,865 ‫It starts with shoplifting. ‫Guess where it ends... genocide! ‫What? 3517 02:11:19,889 --> 02:11:20,232 ‫Guess where it ends... genocide! ‫What? ‫But wait. 3518 02:11:20,256 --> 02:11:22,368 ‫What? ‫But wait. ‫You better listen up. 3519 02:11:22,392 --> 02:11:24,737 ‫But wait. ‫You better listen up. ‫You think you tough, huh? 3520 02:11:24,761 --> 02:11:26,038 ‫You better listen up. ‫You think you tough, huh? ‫You real street? 3521 02:11:26,062 --> 02:11:27,940 ‫You think you tough, huh? ‫You real street? ‫Well, guess what? 3522 02:11:27,964 --> 02:11:30,376 ‫You real street? ‫Well, guess what? ‫When I was a boy, I watched both 3523 02:11:30,400 --> 02:11:31,644 ‫well, guess what? ‫When I was a boy, I watched both ‫my parents die on these streets. 3524 02:11:31,668 --> 02:11:32,177 ‫When I was a boy, I watched both ‫my parents die on these streets. ‫That's right. 3525 02:11:32,201 --> 02:11:34,313 ‫My parents die on these streets. ‫That's right. ‫And the family that adopted him 3526 02:11:34,337 --> 02:11:36,015 ‫that's right. ‫And the family that adopted him ‫made him sleep under the 3527 02:11:36,039 --> 02:11:36,382 ‫and the family that adopted him ‫made him sleep under the ‫staircase. 3528 02:11:36,406 --> 02:11:37,783 ‫Made him sleep under the ‫staircase. ‫Until one day I got a letter 3529 02:11:37,807 --> 02:11:40,452 ‫staircase. ‫Until one day I got a letter ‫from an owl telling me I had to 3530 02:11:40,476 --> 02:11:40,776 ‫until one day I ‫got a letter from an owl 3531 02:11:40,800 --> 02:11:41,153 ‫telling me I had to report ‫to some kind of school 3532 02:11:41,177 --> 02:11:44,757 ‫from an owl telling me I had to ‫report to some kind of school ‫for wizards. 3533 02:11:44,781 --> 02:11:45,224 ‫Report to some kind of school ‫for wizards. ‫[ Laughter ] 3534 02:11:45,248 --> 02:11:47,526 ‫For wizards. ‫[ Laughter ] ‫Is that what you want, huh? 3535 02:11:47,550 --> 02:11:49,928 ‫[ Laughter ] ‫Is that what you want, huh? ‫You and Hermione have to stop 3536 02:11:49,952 --> 02:11:50,637 ‫is that what you want, ‫huh? You and Hermione 3537 02:11:50,661 --> 02:11:51,363 ‫have to stop who must ‫not be named before he 3538 02:11:51,387 --> 02:11:53,121 ‫you and Hermione have ‫to stop who must not be 3539 02:11:53,145 --> 02:11:55,034 ‫named before he gets ‫his hands on the sorcerer's 3540 02:11:55,058 --> 02:11:55,434 ‫who must not be named before he ‫gets his hands on the sorcerer's ‫stone? 3541 02:11:55,458 --> 02:11:58,704 ‫Gets his hands on the sorcerer's ‫stone? ‫That's definitely Harry 3542 02:11:58,728 --> 02:11:59,038 ‫stone? ‫That's definitely Harry ‫Potter. 3543 02:11:59,062 --> 02:12:03,142 ‫That's definitely Harry ‫Potter. ‫No, no. 3544 02:12:03,166 --> 02:12:05,044 ‫Potter. ‫No, no. ‫Shut your damn mouth. 3545 02:12:05,068 --> 02:12:06,312 ‫No, no. ‫Shut your damn mouth. ‫Your mind. 3546 02:12:06,336 --> 02:12:08,747 ‫Shut your damn mouth. ‫Your mind. ‫In prison there will be a dude 3547 02:12:08,771 --> 02:12:10,749 ‫your mind. ‫In prison there will be a dude ‫entering your chamber of 3548 02:12:10,773 --> 02:12:11,083 ‫in prison there will be a dude ‫entering your chamber of ‫secrets. 3549 02:12:11,107 --> 02:12:14,453 ‫Entering your chamber of ‫secrets. ‫Maybe Slytherin right into your 3550 02:12:14,477 --> 02:12:14,853 ‫secrets. ‫Maybe Slytherin right into your ‫ass-ka-ban. 3551 02:12:14,877 --> 02:12:16,722 ‫Maybe Slytherin right into your ‫ass-ka-ban. ‫You're not going to be in 3552 02:12:16,746 --> 02:12:17,089 ‫ass-ka-ban. ‫You're not going to be in ‫Hogwarts. 3553 02:12:17,113 --> 02:12:20,759 ‫You're not going to be in ‫Hogwarts. ‫There will be warts on your hog. 3554 02:12:20,783 --> 02:12:24,029 ‫Hogwarts. ‫There will be warts on your hog. ‫Come on, hufflepuff it. 3555 02:12:24,053 --> 02:12:25,898 ‫There will be warts on your hog. ‫Come on, hufflepuff it. ‫The dude I describe as 3556 02:12:25,922 --> 02:12:27,166 ‫come on, hufflepuff it. ‫The dude I describe as ‫serious black is going to wave 3557 02:12:27,190 --> 02:12:35,190 ‫the dude I describe as ‫serious black is going to wave ‫his wand in your face and say 3558 02:12:37,734 --> 02:12:38,043 ‫serious black is going to wave ‫his wand in your face and say ‫expect 3559 02:12:38,067 --> 02:12:39,244 ‫his wand in your face and say ‫expect ‫expecto fellatio. 3560 02:12:39,268 --> 02:12:42,715 ‫Expect ‫expecto fellatio. ‫Good lord, fellows. 3561 02:12:42,739 --> 02:12:44,149 ‫Expecto fellatio. ‫Good lord, fellows. ‫Well done, chief. 3562 02:12:44,173 --> 02:12:44,850 ‫Good lord, fellows. ‫Well done, chief. ‫We stepped on the line. 3563 02:12:44,874 --> 02:12:48,887 ‫Well done, chief. ‫We stepped on the line. ‫That's a two point shot. 3564 02:12:48,911 --> 02:12:50,189 ‫We stepped on the line. ‫That's a two point shot. ‫Now which one of you all is 3565 02:12:50,213 --> 02:12:53,992 ‫that's a two point shot. ‫Now which one of you all is ‫the ringleader? 3566 02:12:54,016 --> 02:12:56,161 ‫Now which one of you all is ‫the ringleader? ‫What I didn't realize it was 3567 02:12:56,185 --> 02:12:59,164 ‫the ringleader? ‫What I didn't realize it was ‫national rat out a latino day. 3568 02:12:59,188 --> 02:13:00,666 ‫What I didn't realize it was ‫national rat out a latino day. ‫On your damn feet. 3569 02:13:00,690 --> 02:13:02,935 ‫National rat out a latino day. ‫On your damn feet. ‫Look at them pretty brown 3570 02:13:02,959 --> 02:13:03,235 ‫on your damn feet. ‫Look at them pretty brown ‫eyes. 3571 02:13:03,259 --> 02:13:05,003 ‫Look at them pretty brown ‫eyes. ‫They're going love you in 3572 02:13:05,027 --> 02:13:08,073 ‫eyes. ‫They're going love you in ‫prison, Arianna pequeno. 3573 02:13:08,097 --> 02:13:08,674 ‫They're going love you in ‫prison, Arianna pequeno. ‫Why you shoplift? 3574 02:13:08,698 --> 02:13:11,143 ‫Prison, Arianna pequeno. ‫Why you shoplift? ‫I was trying to impress my 3575 02:13:11,167 --> 02:13:11,543 ‫why you shoplift? ‫I was trying to impress my ‫girlfriend. 3576 02:13:11,567 --> 02:13:12,478 ‫I was trying to impress my ‫girlfriend. ‫She thick as hell. 3577 02:13:12,502 --> 02:13:14,880 ‫Girlfriend. ‫She thick as hell. ‫You think I'm going to try 3578 02:13:14,904 --> 02:13:15,180 ‫she thick as hell. ‫You think I'm going to try ‫those? 3579 02:13:15,204 --> 02:13:17,349 ‫You think I'm going to try ‫those? ‫Start with a 400 pound 3580 02:13:17,373 --> 02:13:17,816 ‫those? ‫Start with a 400 pound ‫professor, huh? 3581 02:13:17,840 --> 02:13:18,984 ‫Start with a 400 pound ‫professor, huh? ‫And I fell in love with Jada 3582 02:13:19,008 --> 02:13:22,488 ‫professor, huh? ‫And I fell in love with Jada ‫pinkett? 3583 02:13:22,512 --> 02:13:25,057 ‫And I fell in love with Jada ‫pinkett? ‫But he was ashamed of his weight 3584 02:13:25,081 --> 02:13:30,829 ‫pinkett? ‫But he was ashamed of his weight ‫so he drank a serum that turned 3585 02:13:30,853 --> 02:13:31,363 ‫but he was ashamed of his weight ‫so he drank a serum that turned ‫him into buddy love. 3586 02:13:31,387 --> 02:13:32,898 ‫So he drank a serum that turned ‫him into buddy love. ‫Is that what you want? 3587 02:13:32,922 --> 02:13:35,401 ‫Him into buddy love. ‫Is that what you want? ‫Then you go through a den and 3588 02:13:35,425 --> 02:13:36,135 ‫is that what you want? ‫Then you go through a den and ‫realize that everybody at the 3589 02:13:36,159 --> 02:13:38,604 ‫then you go through a den and ‫realize that everybody at the ‫table is the same person. 3590 02:13:38,628 --> 02:13:41,874 ‫Realize that everybody at the ‫table is the same person. ‫Because this is real! 3591 02:13:41,898 --> 02:13:43,976 ‫Table is the same person. ‫Because this is real! ‫Yo, okay, that's almost 3592 02:13:44,000 --> 02:13:52,000 ‫because this is real! ‫Yo, okay, that's almost ‫certainly "the nutty professor." 3593 02:13:54,944 --> 02:13:55,997 ‫Yo, okay, that's ‫almost certainly "the 3594 02:13:56,021 --> 02:13:57,256 ‫nutty professor." >> ‫What will that what you're 3595 02:13:57,280 --> 02:14:02,227 ‫certainly "the nutty professor." ‫What will that what you're ‫going to both get. 3596 02:14:02,251 --> 02:14:05,697 ‫What will that what you're ‫going to both get. ‫Prison, you'll be professor 3597 02:14:05,721 --> 02:14:07,599 ‫going to both get. ‫Prison, you'll be professor ‫your love of nuts all right, but 3598 02:14:07,623 --> 02:14:08,635 ‫prison, you'll be ‫professor your love of 3599 02:14:08,659 --> 02:14:09,768 ‫nuts all right, but you ‫won't be losing no 200 3600 02:14:09,792 --> 02:14:10,102 ‫your love of nuts all right, but ‫you won't be losing no 200 ‫pounds. 3601 02:14:10,126 --> 02:14:14,039 ‫You won't be losing no 200 ‫pounds. ‫You'll be gaining 9 inches. 3602 02:14:14,063 --> 02:14:16,942 ‫Pounds. ‫You'll be gaining 9 inches. ‫See they give you a 3603 02:14:16,966 --> 02:14:18,610 ‫you'll be gaining 9 inches. ‫See they give you a ‫possession, muscle relaxants. 3604 02:14:18,634 --> 02:14:21,146 ‫See they give you a ‫possession, muscle relaxants. ‫You'll be handling so many dudes 3605 02:14:21,170 --> 02:14:21,988 ‫possession, muscle ‫relaxants. You'll be handling 3606 02:14:22,012 --> 02:14:22,815 ‫so many dudes at once, ‫they'll all be cheering 3607 02:14:22,839 --> 02:14:24,131 ‫you'll be handling so ‫many dudes at once, they'll 3608 02:14:24,155 --> 02:14:25,317 ‫all be cheering at the ‫same time, Hercules, 3609 02:14:25,341 --> 02:14:25,684 ‫at once, they'll all be cheering ‫at the same time, Hercules, ‫Hercules. 3610 02:14:25,708 --> 02:14:28,053 ‫At the same time, Hercules, ‫Hercules. ‫Absolutely not, no. 3611 02:14:28,077 --> 02:14:29,321 ‫Hercules. ‫Absolutely not, no. ‫I let that go way too long 3612 02:14:29,345 --> 02:14:30,022 ‫absolutely not, no. ‫I let that go way too long ‫because optimism a fan of the 3613 02:14:30,046 --> 02:14:30,322 ‫I let that go way too long ‫because optimism a fan of the ‫film. 3614 02:14:30,346 --> 02:14:31,857 ‫Because optimism a fan of the ‫film. ‫Come on. 3615 02:14:31,881 --> 02:14:33,358 ‫Film. ‫Come on. ‫These are children. 3616 02:14:33,382 --> 02:14:33,859 ‫Come on. ‫These are children. ‫Fellows all right? 3617 02:14:33,883 --> 02:14:36,261 ‫These are children. ‫Fellows all right? ‫30-year-old children. 3618 02:14:36,285 --> 02:14:36,595 ‫Fellows all right? ‫30-year-old children. ‫Come on. 3619 02:14:36,619 --> 02:14:37,596 ‫30-year-old children. ‫Come on. ‫Hey, hey, hey, hey. 3620 02:14:37,620 --> 02:14:45,620 ‫Come on. ‫Hey, hey, hey, hey. ‫[ Applause ] 3621 02:14:46,062 --> 02:14:47,606 ‫Hey, hey, hey, hey. ‫[ Applause ] ‫No one else is wearing their 3622 02:14:47,630 --> 02:14:50,008 ‫[ applause ] ‫No one else is wearing their ‫spring uniform. 3623 02:14:50,032 --> 02:14:55,747 ‫No one else is wearing their ‫spring uniform. ‫[ Laughter ] 3624 02:14:55,771 --> 02:14:58,250 ‫Spring uniform. ‫[ Laughter ] ‫Who the hell is this guy? 3625 02:14:58,274 --> 02:14:58,817 ‫[ Laughter ] ‫Who the hell is this guy? ‫That's big red. 3626 02:14:58,841 --> 02:14:59,284 ‫Who the hell is this guy? ‫That's big red. ‫That's right. 3627 02:14:59,308 --> 02:15:01,753 ‫That's big red. ‫That's right. ‫They call me big red. 3628 02:15:01,777 --> 02:15:03,255 ‫That's right. ‫They call me big red. ‫Because of your hair? 3629 02:15:03,279 --> 02:15:07,226 ‫They call me big red. ‫Because of your hair? ‫No, because I'm well read. 3630 02:15:07,250 --> 02:15:10,629 ‫Because of your hair? ‫No, because I'm well read. ‫I got six geds and a nagging 3631 02:15:10,653 --> 02:15:13,232 ‫no, because I'm well read. ‫I got six geds and a nagging ‫uti, and I'd like to offer a 3632 02:15:13,256 --> 02:15:13,665 ‫I got six geds and a nagging ‫uti, and I'd like to offer a ‫counterpoint. 3633 02:15:13,689 --> 02:15:16,602 ‫Uti, and I'd like to offer a ‫counterpoint. ‫Prison is actually really fun. 3634 02:15:16,626 --> 02:15:19,004 ‫Counterpoint. ‫Prison is actually really fun. ‫I'm in an improv group, i'm 3635 02:15:19,028 --> 02:15:26,078 ‫prison is actually really fun. ‫I'm in an improv group, i'm ‫scrapbooking like crazy. 3636 02:15:26,102 --> 02:15:28,113 ‫I'm in an improv group, i'm ‫scrapbooking like crazy. ‫Outside I never used to get 3637 02:15:28,137 --> 02:15:28,447 ‫scrapbooking like crazy. ‫Outside I never used to get ‫laid. 3638 02:15:28,471 --> 02:15:29,815 ‫Outside I never used to get ‫laid. ‫Now I'm having sex 50, 60 times 3639 02:15:29,839 --> 02:15:30,115 ‫laid. ‫Now I'm having sex 50, 60 times ‫a day. 3640 02:15:30,139 --> 02:15:31,984 ‫Now I'm having sex 50, 60 times ‫a day. ‫It's incredible. 3641 02:15:32,008 --> 02:15:34,186 ‫A day. ‫It's incredible. ‫Yeah, but don't let all of 3642 02:15:34,210 --> 02:15:36,121 ‫it's incredible. ‫Yeah, but don't let all of ‫that fool you. 3643 02:15:36,145 --> 02:15:37,589 ‫Yeah, but don't let all of ‫that fool you. ‫This man is tough as nails. 3644 02:15:37,613 --> 02:15:39,424 ‫That fool you. ‫This man is tough as nails. ‫Tough as press-on nails. 3645 02:15:39,448 --> 02:15:40,526 ‫This man is tough as nails. ‫Tough as press-on nails. ‫You better believe that, buster. 3646 02:15:40,550 --> 02:15:42,420 ‫Tough as press-on ‫nails. You better believe 3647 02:15:42,444 --> 02:15:44,196 ‫that, buster. >> Tell ‫him your story, red. 3648 02:15:44,220 --> 02:15:47,332 ‫You better believe that, buster. ‫Tell him your story, red. ‫Well, you see, I was 3649 02:15:47,356 --> 02:15:51,003 ‫tell him your story, red. ‫Well, you see, I was ‫abandoned as a baby. 3650 02:15:51,027 --> 02:15:52,437 ‫Well, you see, I was ‫abandoned as a baby. ‫Got my human parents. 3651 02:15:52,461 --> 02:15:54,172 ‫Abandoned as a baby. ‫Got my human parents. ‫So I was forced to grow up at 3652 02:15:54,196 --> 02:15:54,940 ‫got my human parents. ‫So I was forced to grow up at ‫the north pole. 3653 02:15:54,964 --> 02:15:57,009 ‫So I was forced to grow up at ‫the north pole. ‫And you know, I'm going to skip 3654 02:15:57,033 --> 02:15:57,442 ‫the north pole. ‫And you know, I'm going to skip ‫ahead to elf. 3655 02:15:57,466 --> 02:16:01,914 ‫And you know, I'm going to skip ‫ahead to elf. ‫I'm going to talk about elf. 3656 02:16:01,938 --> 02:16:03,148 ‫Ahead to elf. ‫I'm going to talk about elf. ‫But guess what! 3657 02:16:03,172 --> 02:16:04,049 ‫I'm going to talk about elf. ‫But guess what! ‫This is real. 3658 02:16:04,073 --> 02:16:05,450 ‫But guess what! ‫This is real. ‫This is elf. 3659 02:16:05,474 --> 02:16:11,123 ‫This is real. ‫This is elf. ‫I mean, real! 3660 02:16:11,147 --> 02:16:13,392 ‫This is elf. ‫I mean, real! ‫So you were an elf? 3661 02:16:13,416 --> 02:16:14,693 ‫I mean, real! ‫So you were an elf? ‫I knew you were a little bitch. 3662 02:16:14,717 --> 02:16:20,365 ‫So you were an elf? ‫I knew you were a little bitch. ‫Oh! 3663 02:16:20,389 --> 02:16:21,166 ‫I knew you were a little bitch. ‫Oh! ‫That's the night the lights 3664 02:16:21,190 --> 02:16:25,304 ‫oh! ‫That's the night the lights ‫went out in Georgia. 3665 02:16:25,328 --> 02:16:28,440 ‫That's the night the lights ‫went out in Georgia. ‫You better keep your damn 3666 02:16:28,464 --> 02:16:28,874 ‫went out in Georgia. ‫You better keep your damn ‫mouth shut. 3667 02:16:28,898 --> 02:16:30,442 ‫You better keep your damn ‫mouth shut. ‫In prison, you're not going 3668 02:16:30,466 --> 02:16:38,466 ‫mouth shut. ‫In prison, you're not going ‫to be named elf you're no. 3669 02:16:40,409 --> 02:16:41,820 ‫In prison, you're not going ‫to be named elf you're no. ‫You're going to get elfed. 3670 02:16:41,844 --> 02:16:43,188 ‫To be named elf you're no. ‫You're going to get elfed. ‫In your butt. 3671 02:16:43,212 --> 02:16:44,923 ‫You're going to get elfed. ‫In your butt. ‫I'm trying, I'm trying. 3672 02:16:44,947 --> 02:16:46,858 ‫In your butt. ‫I'm trying, I'm trying. ‫You're doing good. 3673 02:16:46,882 --> 02:16:47,993 ‫I'm trying, I'm trying. ‫You're doing good. ‫That's right, that's right. 3674 02:16:48,017 --> 02:16:49,127 ‫You're doing good. ‫That's right, that's right. ‫And forget about your nut 3675 02:16:49,151 --> 02:16:49,428 ‫that's right, that's right. ‫And forget about your nut ‫hole. 3676 02:16:49,452 --> 02:16:51,263 ‫And forget about your nut ‫hole. ‫What you need to be worrying 3677 02:16:51,287 --> 02:16:53,131 ‫hole. ‫What you need to be worrying ‫about is your south pole, 3678 02:16:53,155 --> 02:16:54,666 ‫what you need to be worrying ‫about is your south pole, ‫because you'll be yelling son of 3679 02:16:54,690 --> 02:16:56,568 ‫about is your south pole, ‫because you'll be yelling son of ‫a nutcracker, all right? 3680 02:16:56,592 --> 02:16:57,687 ‫Because you'll be yelling ‫son of a nutcracker, 3681 02:16:57,711 --> 02:16:58,737 ‫all right? And it won't ‫be no Santa coming 3682 02:16:58,761 --> 02:16:59,871 ‫a nutcracker, all right? ‫And it won't be no Santa coming ‫to town. 3683 02:16:59,895 --> 02:17:00,639 ‫And it won't be no Santa coming ‫to town. ‫It will be Santos coming in your 3684 02:17:00,663 --> 02:17:00,973 ‫to town. ‫It will be Santos coming in your ‫brown. 3685 02:17:00,997 --> 02:17:04,876 ‫It will be Santos coming in your ‫brown. ‫No, no! 3686 02:17:04,900 --> 02:17:05,644 ‫Brown. ‫No, no! ‫Get out of here. 3687 02:17:05,668 --> 02:17:06,011 ‫No, no! ‫Get out of here. ‫Let's go. 3688 02:17:06,035 --> 02:17:06,378 ‫Get out of here. ‫Let's go. ‫All three. 3689 02:17:06,402 --> 02:17:09,348 ‫Let's go. ‫All three. ‫Let's go. 3690 02:17:09,372 --> 02:17:09,815 ‫All three. ‫Let's go. ‫That's okay. 3691 02:17:09,839 --> 02:17:13,452 ‫Let's go. ‫That's okay. ‫That's okay. 3692 02:17:13,476 --> 02:17:13,885 ‫That's okay. ‫That's okay. ‫Red, come on. 3693 02:17:13,909 --> 02:17:16,788 ‫That's okay. ‫Red, come on. ‫We got to go. 3694 02:17:16,812 --> 02:17:17,656 ‫Red, come on. ‫We got to go. ‫Red, get we got to go. 3695 02:17:17,680 --> 02:17:24,029 ‫We got to go. ‫Red, get we got to go. ‫[ Applause ] 3696 02:17:24,053 --> 02:17:28,533 ‫Red, get we got to go. ‫[ Applause ] ‫Boy. 3697 02:17:28,557 --> 02:17:29,801 ‫[ Applause ] ‫Boy. ‫I don't know what I was 3698 02:17:29,825 --> 02:17:30,168 ‫boy. ‫I don't know what I was ‫thinking. 3699 02:17:30,192 --> 02:17:32,204 ‫I don't know what I was ‫thinking. ‫I don't know how that would be 3700 02:17:32,228 --> 02:17:33,271 ‫thinking. ‫I don't know how that would be ‫helpful, you know. 3701 02:17:33,295 --> 02:17:34,573 ‫I don't know how that would be ‫helpful, you know. ‫Ask what I can do for you. 3702 02:17:34,597 --> 02:17:36,074 ‫Helpful, you know. ‫Ask what I can do for you. ‫Come on, enough. 3703 02:17:36,098 --> 02:17:36,775 ‫Ask what I can do for you. ‫Come on, enough. ‫It's too much. 3704 02:17:36,799 --> 02:17:37,275 ‫Come on, enough. ‫It's too much. ‫It's all right. 3705 02:17:37,299 --> 02:17:43,649 ‫It's too much. ‫It's all right. ‫[ Cheers and applause ] 3706 02:17:43,673 --> 02:17:50,022 ‫It's all right. ‫[ Cheers and applause ] ‫♪♪ 3707 02:17:50,046 --> 02:17:50,756 ‫[ cheers and applause ] ‫♪♪ ‫ladies and gentlemen, a live 3708 02:17:50,780 --> 02:17:51,056 ‫♪♪ ‫ladies and gentlemen, a live ‫show! 3709 02:17:51,080 --> 02:17:51,323 ‫Ladies and gentlemen, a live ‫show! ‫>>. 3710 02:17:51,347 --> 02:17:54,882 ‫Show! ‫>>. ‫[ Cheers and applause ] 3711 02:17:56,384 --> 02:17:58,118 ‫♪♪ 3712 02:17:59,320 --> 02:18:07,320 ‫[ cheers and applause ] ‫Hello, y'all. ‫I am Jared Maurice! 3713 02:18:12,435 --> 02:18:15,714 ‫Hello, y'all. ‫I am Jared Maurice! ‫[ Cheering ] 3714 02:18:15,738 --> 02:18:17,916 ‫I am Jared Maurice! ‫[ Cheering ] ‫Wait a minute, are there any 3715 02:18:17,940 --> 02:18:20,552 ‫[ cheering ] ‫Wait a minute, are there any ‫cops in the audience? 3716 02:18:20,576 --> 02:18:22,888 ‫Wait a minute, are there any ‫cops in the audience? ‫I am Garrett Morris, okay, and 3717 02:18:22,912 --> 02:18:25,157 ‫cops in the audience? ‫I am Garrett Morris, okay, and ‫way back there, when I joined 3718 02:18:25,181 --> 02:18:27,125 ‫I am Garrett Morris, okay, and ‫way back there, when I joined ‫the cast of "Saturday night 3719 02:18:27,149 --> 02:18:30,629 ‫way back there, when I joined ‫the cast of "Saturday night ‫live," I had no idea, y'all, 3720 02:18:30,653 --> 02:18:31,963 ‫the cast of "Saturday night ‫live," I had no idea, y'all, ‫that I would be required to do 3721 02:18:31,987 --> 02:18:32,931 ‫live," I had no idea, y'all, ‫that I would be required to do ‫so many reunion shows. 3722 02:18:32,955 --> 02:18:38,603 ‫That I would be required to do ‫so many reunion shows. ‫[ Laughter ] 3723 02:18:38,627 --> 02:18:43,442 ‫So many reunion shows. ‫[ Laughter ] ‫But here I am, okay. 3724 02:18:43,466 --> 02:18:44,609 ‫[ Laughter ] ‫But here I am, okay. ‫Now, this film you're going to 3725 02:18:44,633 --> 02:18:47,479 ‫but here I am, okay. ‫Now, this film you're going to ‫see, it's a great film made by 3726 02:18:47,503 --> 02:18:50,048 ‫now, this film you're going to ‫see, it's a great film made by ‫my man Tom Schiller, yeah. 3727 02:18:50,072 --> 02:18:53,985 ‫See, it's a great film made by ‫my man Tom Schiller, yeah. ‫In 1978, and it features the 3728 02:18:54,009 --> 02:18:54,986 ‫my man Tom Schiller, yeah. ‫In 1978, and it features the ‫entire cast. 3729 02:18:55,010 --> 02:18:59,491 ‫In 1978, and it features the ‫entire cast. ‫So sit back, relax, and enjoy 3730 02:18:59,515 --> 02:19:00,192 ‫entire cast. ‫So sit back, relax, and enjoy ‫"look back in anger." 3731 02:19:00,216 --> 02:19:03,484 ‫So sit back, relax, and enjoy ‫"look back in anger." ‫[ Applause ] 3732 02:19:15,764 --> 02:19:22,236 ‫I guess this is my stop. ‫♪♪ 3733 02:19:23,805 --> 02:19:31,805 ‫♪♪ 3734 02:19:39,854 --> 02:19:46,004 ‫I thought I'd be the first to ‫go. ‫I was one of those live hard, 3735 02:19:46,028 --> 02:19:49,407 ‫go. ‫I was one of those live hard, ‫die young, good-looking corpse 3736 02:19:49,431 --> 02:19:49,808 ‫I was one of those live hard, ‫die young, good-looking corpse ‫types. 3737 02:19:49,832 --> 02:19:51,443 ‫Die young, good-looking corpse ‫types. ‫Well, I guess they were wrong. 3738 02:19:51,467 --> 02:19:53,812 ‫Types. ‫Well, I guess they were wrong. ‫Here they are, all my friends. 3739 02:19:53,836 --> 02:19:54,259 ‫Well, I guess they were ‫wrong. Here they are, 3740 02:19:54,283 --> 02:19:54,746 ‫all my friends. This is ‫not ready for prime time 3741 02:19:54,770 --> 02:19:56,414 ‫here they are, all my friends. ‫This is not ready for prime time ‫cemetery. 3742 02:19:56,438 --> 02:19:59,718 ‫This is not ready for prime time ‫cemetery. ‫Oh, no. 3743 02:19:59,742 --> 02:20:07,080 ‫Cemetery. ‫Oh, no. ‫♪♪ 3744 02:20:12,854 --> 02:20:20,854 ‫Here's gilda radner. ‫She had her own show on Canadian ‫television for years and years, 3745 02:20:21,897 --> 02:20:23,098 ‫she had her own show ‫on Canadian television 3746 02:20:23,122 --> 02:20:24,409 ‫for years and years, ‫"the gilda radner show." 3747 02:20:24,433 --> 02:20:25,449 ‫Television for years ‫and years, "the gilda 3748 02:20:25,473 --> 02:20:26,611 ‫radner show." Well, at ‫least now I can see her 3749 02:20:26,635 --> 02:20:30,081 ‫"the gilda radner show." ‫Well, at least now I can see her ‫on reruns. 3750 02:20:30,105 --> 02:20:31,783 ‫Well, at least now I can see her ‫on reruns. ‫God bless her. 3751 02:20:31,807 --> 02:20:35,587 ‫On reruns. ‫God bless her. ‫Here is where laraine is. 3752 02:20:35,611 --> 02:20:39,257 ‫God bless her. ‫Here is where laraine is. ‫They say she murdered her dej 3753 02:20:39,281 --> 02:20:39,591 ‫here is where laraine is. ‫They say she murdered her dej ‫husband. 3754 02:20:39,615 --> 02:20:41,526 ‫They say she murdered her dej ‫husband. ‫Then moved to the valley in 3755 02:20:41,550 --> 02:20:43,795 ‫husband. ‫Then moved to the valley in ‫California and had pecan farms. 3756 02:20:43,819 --> 02:20:45,129 ‫Then moved to the ‫valley in California and had 3757 02:20:45,153 --> 02:20:46,464 ‫pecan farms. She was ‫a big one when she died. 3758 02:20:46,488 --> 02:20:47,900 ‫California and had pecan ‫farms. She was a big 3759 02:20:47,924 --> 02:20:49,401 ‫one when she died. Jane ‫curtain, she married a 3760 02:20:49,425 --> 02:20:50,125 ‫she was a big one when ‫she died. Jane curtain, 3761 02:20:50,149 --> 02:20:50,836 ‫she married a stockbroker, ‫had two children, 3762 02:20:50,860 --> 02:20:54,806 ‫Jane curtain, she married a ‫stockbroker, had two children, ‫moved upstate New York. 3763 02:20:54,830 --> 02:20:56,474 ‫Stockbroker, had two children, ‫moved upstate New York. ‫She died of complications during 3764 02:20:56,498 --> 02:21:03,215 ‫moved upstate New York. ‫She died of complications during ‫cosmetic surgery. 3765 02:21:03,239 --> 02:21:05,617 ‫She died of complications during ‫cosmetic surgery. ‫Garrett Morris. 3766 02:21:05,641 --> 02:21:06,551 ‫Cosmetic surgery. ‫Garrett Morris. ‫Apparently Garrett left the show 3767 02:21:06,575 --> 02:21:08,286 ‫Garrett Morris. ‫Apparently Garrett left the show ‫and worked in the black theater 3768 02:21:08,310 --> 02:21:08,787 ‫apparently Garrett left the show ‫and worked in the black theater ‫for years. 3769 02:21:08,811 --> 02:21:09,521 ‫And worked in the black theater ‫for years. ‫And then he died of an overdose 3770 02:21:09,545 --> 02:21:12,924 ‫for years. ‫And then he died of an overdose ‫of heroin. 3771 02:21:12,948 --> 02:21:13,491 ‫And then he died of an overdose ‫of heroin. ‫Here is bill Murray. 3772 02:21:13,515 --> 02:21:15,126 ‫Of heroin. ‫Here is bill Murray. ‫He lived the longest. 3773 02:21:15,150 --> 02:21:18,897 ‫Here is bill Murray. ‫He lived the longest. ‫38 years. 3774 02:21:18,921 --> 02:21:19,564 ‫He lived the longest. ‫38 years. ‫He was happy when he died, 3775 02:21:19,588 --> 02:21:23,969 ‫38 years. ‫He was happy when he died, ‫though. 3776 02:21:23,993 --> 02:21:26,872 ‫He was happy when he died, ‫though. ‫He just grown his mustache back. 3777 02:21:26,896 --> 02:21:28,573 ‫Though. ‫He just grown his mustache back. ‫Probably still growing. 3778 02:21:28,597 --> 02:21:36,597 ‫He just grown his mustache back. ‫Probably still growing. ‫Oh, and here is Chevy chase. 3779 02:21:36,772 --> 02:21:40,552 ‫Probably still growing. ‫Oh, and here is Chevy chase. ‫The guy his first movie with 3780 02:21:40,576 --> 02:21:40,986 ‫oh, and here is Chevy chase. ‫The guy his first movie with ‫Goldie hawn. 3781 02:21:41,010 --> 02:21:43,154 ‫The guy his first movie with ‫Goldie hawn. ‫Over here is Danny ackroyd. 3782 02:21:43,178 --> 02:21:45,423 ‫Goldie hawn. ‫Over here is Danny ackroyd. ‫I guess he loved his Harley too 3783 02:21:45,447 --> 02:21:45,724 ‫over here is Danny ackroyd. ‫I guess he loved his Harley too ‫much. 3784 02:21:45,748 --> 02:21:48,727 ‫I guess he loved his Harley too ‫much. ‫I clocked him at 175 miles an 3785 02:21:48,751 --> 02:21:49,661 ‫much. ‫I clocked him at 175 miles an ‫hour before the crash. 3786 02:21:49,685 --> 02:21:56,968 ‫I clocked him at 175 miles an ‫hour before the crash. ‫It was a blur. 3787 02:21:56,992 --> 02:21:59,504 ‫Hour before the crash. ‫It was a blur. ‫I got called in to identify his 3788 02:21:59,528 --> 02:22:01,039 ‫it was a blur. ‫I got called in to identify his ‫body. 3789 02:22:01,063 --> 02:22:01,773 ‫I got called in to identify his ‫body. ‫I recognized him by his webbed 3790 02:22:01,797 --> 02:22:09,797 ‫body. ‫I recognized him by his webbed ‫toes. 3791 02:22:11,073 --> 02:22:16,087 ‫I recognized him by his webbed ‫toes. ‫Saturday night show was the best 3792 02:22:16,111 --> 02:22:16,988 ‫toes. ‫Saturday night show was the best ‫experience of my life. 3793 02:22:17,012 --> 02:22:17,555 ‫Saturday night show was the best ‫experience of my life. ‫Now they're all gone. 3794 02:22:17,579 --> 02:22:18,990 ‫Experience of my life. ‫Now they're all gone. ‫I miss every one of them. 3795 02:22:19,014 --> 02:22:22,928 ‫Now they're all gone. ‫I miss every one of them. ‫Why me? 3796 02:22:22,952 --> 02:22:25,330 ‫I miss every one of them. ‫Why me? ‫Why did I live so long? 3797 02:22:25,354 --> 02:22:29,534 ‫Why me? ‫Why did I live so long? ‫They're all dead. 3798 02:22:29,558 --> 02:22:32,771 ‫Why did I live so long? ‫They're all dead. ‫I'll tell you why. 3799 02:22:32,795 --> 02:22:34,105 ‫They're all dead. ‫I'll tell you why. ‫Because I'm a dancer. 3800 02:22:34,129 --> 02:22:37,531 ‫I'll tell you why. ‫Because I'm a dancer. ‫♪♪ 3801 02:22:39,133 --> 02:22:44,504 ‫♪♪ [ Applause ] 3802 02:22:46,074 --> 02:22:51,378 ‫♪♪ 3803 02:22:53,915 --> 02:22:55,048 ‫[ applause ] 3804 02:23:05,159 --> 02:23:07,127 ‫♪♪ 3805 02:23:15,169 --> 02:23:19,539 ‫Ladies and gentlemen, sir ‫Paul McCartney! ‫[ Cheers and applause ] 3806 02:23:21,209 --> 02:23:29,209 ‫♪♪ ‫♪ once there was a way to get ‫back homeward ♪ 3807 02:23:40,596 --> 02:23:43,241 ‫♪ once there was a way to get ‫back homeward ♪ ‫♪ once there was a way to get 3808 02:23:43,265 --> 02:23:45,210 ‫back homeward ♪ ‫♪ once there was a way to get ‫back home ♪ 3809 02:23:45,234 --> 02:23:51,282 ‫♪ once there was a way to get ‫back home ♪ ‫♪ a secret door, do not cry, and 3810 02:23:51,306 --> 02:23:59,306 ‫back home ♪ ‫♪ a secret door, do not cry, and ‫I will sing a lullaby ♪ 3811 02:24:04,753 --> 02:24:05,029 ‫♪ a secret door, do not cry, and ‫I will sing a lullaby ♪ ‫snowe 3812 02:24:05,053 --> 02:24:07,432 ‫I will sing a lullaby ♪ snowe ♪ 3813 02:24:07,456 --> 02:24:09,890 ‫snowe ♪ ♪♪ 3814 02:24:15,229 --> 02:24:23,229 ‫♪ Darling do not cry and I will ‫sing a lullaby ♪ ‫♪ once there was a way to get 3815 02:24:29,912 --> 02:24:36,761 ‫sing a lullaby ♪ ‫♪ once there was a way to get ‫back homeward ♪ 3816 02:24:36,785 --> 02:24:40,799 ‫♪ once there was a way to get ‫back homeward ♪ ‫♪ once there was a way, to get 3817 02:24:40,823 --> 02:24:44,869 ‫back homeward ♪ ‫♪ once there was a way, to get ‫back home ♪ 3818 02:24:44,893 --> 02:24:46,404 ‫♪ once there was a way, to get ‫back home ♪ ‫♪ sleep, pretty darling, do not 3819 02:24:46,428 --> 02:24:50,341 ‫back home ♪ ‫♪ sleep, pretty darling, do not ‫cry ♪ 3820 02:24:50,365 --> 02:24:51,743 ‫♪ sleep, pretty darling, do not ‫cry ♪ ‫♪ and I will sing you a 3821 02:24:51,767 --> 02:24:58,116 ‫cry ♪ ‫♪ and I will sing you a ‫lullaby ♪ 3822 02:24:58,140 --> 02:25:02,887 ‫♪ and I will sing you a ‫lullaby ♪ ‫♪ oh, you're going to carry that 3823 02:25:02,911 --> 02:25:10,911 ‫lullaby ♪ ‫♪ oh, you're going to carry that ‫way carry the way long way ♪ 3824 02:25:11,019 --> 02:25:12,513 ‫♪ oh, you're going to ‫carry that way carry the 3825 02:25:12,537 --> 02:25:14,098 ‫way long way ♪ ♪ oh, ‫you're going to carry that 3826 02:25:14,122 --> 02:25:14,958 ‫way carry the way long ‫way ♪ ♪ oh, you're going 3827 02:25:14,982 --> 02:25:15,767 ‫to carry that weight, ‫carry that weight the 3828 02:25:15,791 --> 02:25:23,791 ‫♪ oh, you're going to carry that ‫weight, carry that weight the ‫long time ♪ 3829 02:25:26,267 --> 02:25:31,671 ‫♪♪ 3830 02:25:35,142 --> 02:25:43,142 ‫♪♪ ‫♪ I never give you my pillow, I ‫only send my invitations ♪ 3831 02:25:55,163 --> 02:26:01,813 ‫♪ I never give you my pillow, I ‫only send my invitations ♪ ‫♪ and in the middle of the 3832 02:26:01,837 --> 02:26:06,684 ‫only send my invitations ♪ ‫♪ and in the middle of the ‫celebration I pray that ♪ 3833 02:26:06,708 --> 02:26:10,622 ‫♪ and in the middle of the ‫celebration I pray that ♪ ‫♪ oh you're going to carry that 3834 02:26:10,646 --> 02:26:12,727 ‫celebration I pray ‫that ♪ ♪ oh you're going 3835 02:26:12,751 --> 02:26:15,026 ‫to carry that weight, ‫carry that weight a long 3836 02:26:15,050 --> 02:26:16,294 ‫♪ oh you're going to carry that ‫weight, carry that weight a long ‫time ♪ 3837 02:26:16,318 --> 02:26:19,230 ‫weight, carry that weight a long ‫time ♪ ‫♪ boy, you're going to carry 3838 02:26:19,254 --> 02:26:20,298 ‫time ♪ ‫♪ boy, you're going to carry ‫that that weight, carry that 3839 02:26:20,322 --> 02:26:27,060 ‫♪ boy, you're going to carry ‫that that weight, carry that ‫weight a long time ♪ 3840 02:26:28,896 --> 02:26:34,234 ‫♪♪ 3841 02:26:49,183 --> 02:26:53,320 ‫♪ Oh, yeah, all right ♪ 3842 02:27:03,931 --> 02:27:06,166 ‫♪ Are you going to be in my ‫dreams tonight ♪ 3843 02:27:07,835 --> 02:27:13,373 ‫♪♪ 3844 02:27:15,443 --> 02:27:23,443 ‫♪♪ ‫♪ love you, love you, love you, ‫love you ♪ 3845 02:27:24,953 --> 02:27:29,367 ‫♪ love you, love you, love you, ‫love you ♪ ‫♪ love you, love you, love you, 3846 02:27:29,391 --> 02:27:33,326 ‫love you ♪ ‫♪ love you, love you, love you, ‫love you ♪ 3847 02:27:34,862 --> 02:27:41,468 ‫♪♪ 3848 02:27:43,504 --> 02:27:48,174 ‫♪♪ 3849 02:27:50,678 --> 02:27:57,984 ‫♪♪ 3850 02:27:59,820 --> 02:28:06,826 ‫♪♪ 3851 02:28:09,397 --> 02:28:17,397 ‫♪ 3852 02:28:19,407 --> 02:28:24,244 ‫♪♪ [ Cheering ] 3853 02:28:27,682 --> 02:28:35,682 ‫♪ And in the end, the love you ‫take ♪ ‫♪ is equal to the love you 3854 02:28:41,930 --> 02:28:46,511 ‫take ♪ ‫♪ is equal to the love you ‫make ♪ 3855 02:28:46,535 --> 02:28:54,535 ‫♪ is equal to the love you ‫make ♪ ‫♪ ahhh-ahhh ♪♪ 3856 02:28:55,177 --> 02:29:01,214 ‫make ♪ ♪ ahhh-ahhh ♪♪ 3857 02:29:05,553 --> 02:29:12,492 ‫[ cheers and applause ] 3858 02:29:14,795 --> 02:29:20,834 ‫[ Cheers and applause ] ‫Thank you. 3859 02:29:29,043 --> 02:29:37,043 ‫♪♪ ‫if you want to know what it ‫takes to make a show like this 3860 02:29:39,354 --> 02:29:40,617 ‫if you want to ‫know what it takes to make 3861 02:29:40,641 --> 02:29:41,933 ‫a show like this last ‫for 50 years, see these 3862 02:29:41,957 --> 02:29:43,668 ‫takes to make a show like this ‫last for 50 years, see these ‫people right around me, the 3863 02:29:43,692 --> 02:29:45,161 ‫last for 50 years, ‫see these people right 3864 02:29:45,185 --> 02:29:46,904 ‫around me, the first ‫cast, laraine Newman, Jane 3865 02:29:46,928 --> 02:29:48,439 ‫people right around me, the ‫first cast, laraine Newman, Jane ‫curtain, Garrett and Chevy 3866 02:29:48,463 --> 02:29:48,740 ‫first cast, laraine Newman, Jane ‫curtain, Garrett and Chevy ‫chase. 3867 02:29:48,764 --> 02:29:51,576 ‫Curtain, Garrett and Chevy ‫chase. ‫They paved the way for people 3868 02:29:51,600 --> 02:29:56,447 ‫chase. ‫They paved the way for people ‫like cheri oteri, Jay pharaoh, 3869 02:29:56,471 --> 02:29:57,256 ‫they paved the way for ‫people like cheri oteri, 3870 02:29:57,280 --> 02:29:57,982 ‫Jay pharaoh, the great ‫kenan Thompson and 3871 02:29:58,006 --> 02:29:58,416 ‫like cheri oteri, Jay pharaoh, ‫the great kenan Thompson and ‫Billy crystal. 3872 02:29:58,440 --> 02:29:59,617 ‫The great kenan Thompson and ‫Billy crystal. ‫And finall the reason we're 3873 02:29:59,641 --> 02:30:01,919 ‫Billy crystal. ‫And finall the reason we're ‫all here, the man who made our 3874 02:30:01,943 --> 02:30:03,588 ‫and finall the reason we're ‫all here, the man who made our ‫dream come true, the one and 3875 02:30:03,612 --> 02:30:06,257 ‫all here, the man who made our ‫dream come true, the one and ‫only, oh, and Paul. 3876 02:30:06,281 --> 02:30:07,058 ‫Dream come true, the one and ‫only, oh, and Paul. ‫Lorne Michaels! 3877 02:30:07,082 --> 02:30:15,082 ‫Only, oh, and Paul. ‫Lorne Michaels! ‫[ Cheers and applause ] 3878 02:30:20,562 --> 02:30:24,108 ‫Lorne Michaels! ‫[ Cheers and applause ] ‫50, best of luck, we can't wait. 3879 02:30:24,132 --> 02:30:26,110 ‫[ Cheers and applause ] ‫50, best of luck, we can't wait. ‫God knows we love you all. 3880 02:30:26,134 --> 02:30:26,844 ‫50, best of luck, we can't wait. ‫God knows we love you all. ‫Good night and god bless! 3881 02:30:26,868 --> 02:30:30,436 ‫God knows we love you all. ‫Good night and god bless! ‫[ Cheers and applause ] 3882 02:30:31,972 --> 02:30:39,972 ‫♪♪ [ Applause ] 3883 02:30:42,449 --> 02:30:50,449 ‫♪♪ 3884 02:30:54,795 --> 02:31:01,534 ‫♪♪ 3885 02:31:09,543 --> 02:31:16,749 ‫♪♪ 3886 02:31:31,966 --> 02:31:39,105 ‫♪♪ 3887 02:31:41,041 --> 02:31:46,913 ‫♪♪ 3888 02:31:56,957 --> 02:32:04,957 ‫♪♪ 3889 02:32:07,234 --> 02:32:14,374 ‫♪♪ 3890 02:32:16,443 --> 02:32:17,443 ‫♪