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♪ Hang your coat, come inside. ♪
♪ Got that feeling we can't hide, ♪
♪ Oh, yeah, it's Christmas. ♪
♪ Laughter in every room and your smile ♪
♪ makes the whole place bloom, it's Christmas. ♪
♪ The cocoa's warm, the playlist right. ♪
♪ We're dancing in sweater lights ♪
♪ and this moment right here ♪
♪ feels like magic every year, ♪
♪ you're the spark under the tree, ♪
♪ more than any gift could be. ♪
♪ Hold me close don't make me miss this, ♪
♪ you're my favorite part of Christmas right here, ♪
♪ right now it's Christmas. ♪
Cynthia: This is gonna be so good.
Oh, I love putting together Christmasville with you.
Larry: Oh, but I love you, baby.
Cynthia: I love you so much.
[phone rings]
Larry: Billy.
Cynthia: Hey, Billy.
Billy: Hey Cynth, how are you?
Cynthia: Boo, I am doing so good.
I'm over here putting together Christmasville
with my boo thang.
Billy: Love to hear it.
Larry: What's going on, Billy?
Billy: Life.
Larry: What happened?
Billy: Kids are on something else, okay.
Christmas is a week away and they just decided to spend it at
their mom's.
Larry: Okay, and.
Billy: And?
I don't understand why she had to move away in the first place.
Larry: People move, Billy.
Billy: Yeah, but now she's trying to take my kids away from
me on my holiday.
Look, I've known you for a long time.
You know how much I love Christmas.
Larry: I do.
Billy: Family is supposed to be together on Christmas.
Larry: Okay, so what's the problem?
Billy: Did you forget she's on the other side of the country?
All right, she's in Atlanta, hello.
Larry: We in Atlanta.
That's not across the country.
Billy: Yeah, but you know what I mean.
Larry: So why don't you just go?
Billy: Go, go.
You want me to go play house with her and her new fiancé?
[cackles]
Billy: You got me on speaker.
Larry: No, no, what we want you to do... what I want you to do is
I want you to go and spend time with your kids on Christmas.
Billy: So you think I should go?
Larry: If it's important to you to be with your family on
Christmas, that's where you should be, Billy.
Billy: Oh, I knew you'd take her side.
Cynthia: Somebody needs a massager for Christmas.
Larry: Facts.
Cynthia: You know, rude.
Larry: I'll tell you who ain't. Cynthia: Who ain't?
Larry: You, baby. Cynthia: Oh no, we're not.
Larry: I got a question for you babe.
Cynthia: What?
Larry: This is it? Cynthia: Is what, what?
Larry: Did you order this for us?
Cynthia: Okay, so what do you think it is 'cause
it's not for Christmasville.
I'll tell you that.
Larry: I don't know, but I know I want it.
Cynthia: You want it?
Larry: Is this it? Cynthia: That's it.
That's the Christmas swing. Say it with me.
We going where.
[yells]
♪
female: Uno.
James: Oh no, wait, that's dirty.
Bobby: I did not like that at all.
Female: I'm just playing the cards that I was dealt.
I win, game.
Thank you.
Bobby: For that, for that.
Ma'am, this is a family-friendly game night, okay?
There's goldfish present.
James: Is that how we're celebrating?
Female: Rude.
Are you getting called into work?
James: No, it's my dad.
He is complaining about going to Atlanta and staying at my
mom's house.
It's a whole thing now.
Thanks.
Bobby: Do anything fun for Christmas?
Female: I don't know yet, but it's going to include spiked
cider, dancing, and regrets.
James: You want to talk about it?
Female: No.
James: Okay.
Who's blowing up your phone?
Bobby: It's time you knew.
I am not just a pretty mustache.
I am also the barrister.
Female: Stop. Stop.
Bobby: No, no, no.
See, remember the old ladies across the street, the Pilates
student, remember they called me and I quote,
a tall drink of water.
Female: I don't know what you're trying to do.
Bobby: Enter mustache.
Female: What's the tax rate like in the state of delusion?
Bobby: Okay, yeah, right.
Female: Hey, is your sister going?
James: Yeah, of course she is.
Wait, do you wanna come with us?
Do you wanna come with me and Bobby to Atlanta?
Female: No, I'm not really like a family holiday type of gal,
but Bobby is gonna fit right in.
Bobby: Yeah.
Female: He's gonna be part of the family in no time.
James: All right, I guess it's just you and me, Bobby.
Bobby: Yeah.
♪
Hayley: Wait, how did you know I was eating here?
Billy: Sharing your location with me.
Hayley: That's gotta change now.
Okay, how can I help you?
Billy: So, you're really thinking about going to Atlanta
for Christmas?
I thought we would spend Christmas here together and I'd
fly James in and, you know, that's my holiday.
Hayley: And it's mom's birthday.
Billy: Oh, okay.
Well, if you wanna get technical with it, I was born four months
before her, so technically it was my holiday before it was
her birthday.
April: Hi, Mr. Turner, I didn't know you were joining us
for lunch.
Hayley: He's not. April: That's rude.
Billy: I gotta get to the office anyway.
Love you.
Nice seeing you April.
April: Bye. What was that about?
Hayley: Let's eat, then talk.
♪
Alicia: Babe, both James and Hayley are coming for Christmas.
Chris: Oh, awesome.
Just so you know, James is on my team for all board games.
Alicia: Interesting, isn't it you who says that we make such a
great team?
Chris: I love you. I love you.
Alicia: Oh, sweet.
I think you're forgetting that it was my team that won Scrabble
last year.
Chris: I believe that was a technicality.
Alicia: Wow, wow.
Chris: Truth is the truth.
Alicia: Okay, you know we won.
You know we won.
Chris: Is Billy coming?
Alicia: I don't know, he hasn't responded yet.
But the one thing about that man, he will be where his
children are.
Chris: Is this gonna be awkward?
Alicia: Let's just keep positive vibes.
You know what? Like this.
Would you like some salad?
Chris: Oh, this grass head pork's got me bloated already.
Alicia: Gas.
Chris: I didn't say gas.
Alicia: Attractive.
You know, you talk like this every time it's time
to eat healthy.
Chris: I gotta keep this protein going for my baby.
Come here.
Alicia: You know what?
Let's see who lives longer.
Chris: That was just rude.
[retches]
Hayley: You ordered food also.
April: I know, but you always order better than me.
Are you single?
Male: Excuse me.
April: My beautiful friend here, she's a single, single.
Male: Single, single.
Is that a thing?
April: It definitely is.
He's cute.
Hayley: I apologize for my friend.
Male: No worries.
You're cute too.
Hayley: Why?
April: Because you need some company for the holidays.
I'm actually very comfortable right now.
How about you come with me to Atlanta and spend Christmas with
our family?
April: Sounds appealing and also very expensive.
Billy: Where is Ashley.
All: Congratulations!
Billy: Thank you, oh God, thank you.
Ashley: Here we are again six years in a row.
Henry: Mr. Turner, congratulations.
Billy: Just stop it.
Henry: Well, I had to at least make the attempt.
Come on, everybody cakes in the break room.
Come on.
Billy: Thank you all, seriously, thank you.
Appreciate it, thank you.
Ashley: Well, how does it feel?
Billy: No different than the last five years.
Ashley: Well, nobody works as hard as you.
You put in more hours here than I do.
I just, I wanted to make sure that you, that you knew that you
are valued and appreciated here at Medtech.
So your family must be really proud of you.
Billy: You have no idea.
Ashley: Well, gonna get to my meeting.
You keep doing a good job, okay?
Billy: Thank you.
Ashley: Oh, and if you're around for the holidays, maybe we could
get some Christmas eggnog.
Billy: Sounds festive.
Ashley: Oh, it'll be festive.
Billy: Okay. Ashley: Okay.
Billy: Festive, who says festive?
Billy: Come on.
Don't let her in, Jonathan.
You are perfectly happy with Dr. Frost.
You gonna pay. You're gonna regret this plan.
You're gonna regret this.
Oh, no, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.
♪
Billy: Okay, I'm picking up what you're putting down.
♪
Hayley: You have to try this guy's tacos.
One bite, you'll be hooked like a fish.
April: Catchy.
Hayley: Thank you.
[dialing]
Hayley: Hey, pops.
Billy: Hey, Lee.
Hayley: Hold up, let me get James on this call.
Billy: Okay.
James: What's up, Hayley?
Hayley: Hey James. Oh, I got pops on the line.
James: Hello, parental unit.
Billy: Hey, Jay.
Female: Tell them Bobby's coming with you.
Billy: Guys, I'm at work.
James: What else is new?
Billy: What's the reason for the group call?
Hayley: I wanted to know if you could buy my ticket to Atlanta.
Billy: Oh, so you guys did decide to go?
James: Dad. Billy: Jay.
Hayley: Pops. Billy: Lee.
Hayley: Father.
Billy: What day and time y'all wanna fly out?
James: I bought my ticket already.
Hayley: Whatever time you wanna go.
Oh wait, we are going together, right?
Billy: I haven't decided yet.
James: Dad, stop it.
Billy: No, you stop it.
We always spend Christmas as a family.
James: And mom.
Billy: Oh, so now you're choosing mom over me.
James: You need to grow up.
Billy: No, no, you need to grow up.
Hayley: Everybody's grown.
Pops, we're not choosing anybody over the other.
We just want one thing, to be together as a family
on Christmas.
Oh, and Pops, April doesn't have anywhere to go for Christmas.
So you got $600 for a flight?
April: I don't.
Hayley: Pops, could you buy April's ticket as well?
James: Come on, daddy, it's only fair.
Bobby's coming.
That's a lot of people at your mama's house.
Hayley: Mom and Chris have a five bedroom house, Pop.
Enough room for all of us.
Billy: Okay, okay, I gotta go, all right, we'll talk soon.
Hayley: Is that a yes?
Billy: Yes, I got you baby girl.
You too, April.
Hayley: Thanks Pops, see you later.
Billy: Talk soon.
Hayley: Jay, stay on the line.
James: Got you.
Hayley: Jay, are you good?
James: Oh yeah, yeah, I'm good.
I just don't want him to be Daddy Downer on Christmas.
Hayley: He's still dealing with a divorce, so...
James: It's been over two years.
He needs to let go and move on.
Hayley: Whoa, yo, he's our father.
He's hurting.
James: Yeah, he's not the only one who lost someone.
Hayley: Jay, Pops loves you.
James: Really?
Because it seems like ever since mom asked for a divorce, all he
wants to do is throw money at me and avoid talking.
Hayley: You're not wrong.
Listen, we get to Atlanta, we sit him down.
You sit him down and whatever you have to say, say it.
James: Yeah, all right.
Hayley: I love you, Jay.
James: I love you more.
Female: Do you need a hug?
James: No, I'm good. Nice glasses.
Bobby: Chocolate?
James: No, stop guys.
Bobby: He needs...
James: That's disgusting. Bobby: He needs this here.
James: No, guys, guys, guys, I hate you both, stop.
Female: This feels so right.
James: It feels so wrong.
Henry: Mr. Turner.
Billy: Stop with the Mr. Turner. Just Billy.
Henry: My culture teaches me to respect my elders.
Billy: Elders?
Wow.
Henry: I didn't mean to offend.
Billy: And your culture, you may be ethnically ambiguous,
but you're still from Brooklyn.
Henry: Gentrification is a thing, isn't it?
I just came to see if I could get my bonus early
Mr. Salesperson of the year again.
Billy: Who said you were getting a bonus?
Henry: Billy, don't play with me.
Honey's got gifts to buy.
Did you want me to book your daughter's flight to Atlanta?
Billy: How did you...
Henry: I might have overheard.
Somebody's got to keep tabs on you.
Billy: Yes, let's do it and...
Henry: April.
Alicia: I'm excited everyone's coming.
I think it's gonna be a good change, right?
I think James and Hayley just wanna bring people in case
things go awry with Billy.
Chris: Oh, I'm surprised Hayley could even afford a ticket this
late with that coffee shop job.
Alicia: Billy is gonna buy her ticket.
Chris: Of course he will.
Alicia: Can we not? It's a beautiful day.
Don't start, please.
Chris: I'm just saying you guys spoil her too much.
I'm all about being in a creative business,
but eventually you gotta pay your own way.
She is a grown woman.
Alicia: I don't love you talking about what is and is not a grown
woman's thing, but also did no one ever help you
through school?
Chris: She dropped out of NYU if you remember correctly.
Now she's working at a coffee shop job to pursue
her music career.
Alicia: She is a wonderful musician.
She's an artist.
Chris: I'm not saying she isn't, but James is also a creative and
he pays all of his bills in New York and he bought his
own ticket.
Alicia: And I'm very proud.
Chris: Just saying, I want her to have all the tools she needs
to be successful and that comes with buying your own stuff.
Alicia: You know, I just wanna get a successful workout, so
that's gonna come with moving a little faster, okay?
If you can keep up, that's great.
Chris: Lishy. Lishy.
♪
Billy: Henry.
Henry: Hayley and April get in on Friday, the 23, the eve of
Christmas Eve, while James and his friend Bobby get in on
Christmas Eve morning.
I have you arriving on Thursday, the 22, so that you have a day
to spend with your friends Cynthia and Larry before the
kids arrive.
Billy: Maybe you do deserve that bonus.
Henry: And I'm gonna need it before you leave.
Billy: Listen, you've helped me out a ton this year, and I
appreciate everything.
Henry: You're certainly welcome, Billy.
Oh, yeah.
Billy: Yeah.
Henry: You know, I had my resignation perfectly prepared
just in case this didn't happen.
Billy: Of course you did.
Henry: Thank you.
It is an honor to assist the six-time salesperson of
the year.
You are appreciated.
Billy: Thank you.
Henry: Don't give them too much trouble in Atlanta.
Billy: Oh, please believe Alicia's going to see what she's
been missing soon she sees me.
Henry: Sir. Billy: Yes?
Henry: You need to have a seat several.
Billy: Happy holidays. Henry: Happy holidays.
Alicia: Hey.
Billy: Hey.
You sleep?
Alicia: Nope, just making a little tea.
Billy: I ain't had tea in a long time.
Alicia: Used to help you sleep really well.
Billy: Rubbing on that.
Alicia: Okay, Billy.
Billy: Used to help me sleep very well.
Alicia: Inappropriate.
Billy: Is it though? I mean, you're not married yet.
Alicia: But I will be.
Billy: Oh, when's the date?
Look, if you wanted me to come see you, all you had to do was
say so.
I do give great birthday gifts.
Alicia: Well, I might just miss getting a gift the day
before and the day after.
Billy: Well, if you want something in between, I guess I
could stay at the house.
Alicia: Okay, Billy.
Billy: Okay?
Alicia: Stop, be serious, okay?
How are you? Are you okay?
Billy: Payed for Hayley and April's flights.
Alicia: She told me.
So what are your plans?
Billy: Well, I'm flying in on the 22nd
and seeing Larry and Cynthia.
Alicia: Okay, and what faith are they celebrating this year?
Billy: Not sure.
When I spoke to him, we talked about other things.
Alicia: Other things like what?
Billy: We talked about you.
Alicia: Okay, what about me?
Billy: How you moved away and now I have to fly
across the country.
Alicia: It is not across the country.
Billy: Across the country to Atlanta
to see my kids on my holiday.
Alicia: In case you forgot.
Billy: Oh no, no, no, I know it's your birthday, but you know
what I mean.
Alicia: I know that this is a transition for you too,
so what can I do to help?
Do you wanna stay here because you can?
Billy: No, I'll be fine.
I'll stay at Larry and Cynthia's and then I'll just Rideshare
over when everyone gets there.
Alicia: Okay, but if your plans change, we do have room.
Billy: Oh yeah, plenty of room.
I heard, five bedrooms.
You know, what do you and your fiancee do on a normal day, you
know, while everybody's working?
Alicia: Really? You wanna do this right now?
Billy: What? I'm just saying.
Alicia: You know that Chris works from home.
Billy: So does the Filipino tech support person from Spectrum.
[ends call]
Billy: Alicia.
Oh no, she did not.
Oh my gosh, she is funny.
[crowd noises]
Chris: Right, all right. That's right.
Alicia: Baby, I just got off the phone with Billy.
Everyone's tickets are officially booked.
The kids are coming on Christmas Eve.
Chris: Cool.
Alicia: And Billy is coming two days before, but he's staying
with friends.
Chris: Cool.
Alicia: Or maybe he should just sleep in our bed.
Chris: Love that.
Alicia: I'm having a spicy affair with a naughty
little elf.
It's the ears, really, you know.
Chris: We like naughty.
Wait, what?
Alicia: Okay, really, you have to listen.
Billy's coming.
This is gonna be a thing.
Chris: No, why would it?
Alicia: The kids are also bringing friends.
Chris: Okay, friend friends or friends?
Alicia: Friends.
Hayley's bringing April.
Chris: Oh, come on, Ref.
How much they paying you out there?
I like April, April's a nice girl.
What about James?
Alicia: James is bringing his roommate Bobby.
Chris: Looks like we're gonna have a full house for Christmas.
Alicia: You know, Christmas time is really family time.
It's not football time.
Chris: Well, the NFL might disagree with you.
Alicia: Wow, I think you misunderstood me.
I said family time.
But you know what?
Maybe I'll just take my bath by myself.
Chris: What?
I didn't know you meant that family.
Well, my family is eager to open presents with your family early.
Henry: Oh yes, this is the life.
Billy, you there?
Billy: Listen, the time with my kids is very precious, so unless
someone is dying for my product, hold all my calls
until I get back.
Henry: Let alone you spending Christmas with your ex-wife
and her new fiancé.
Huh, you might need our medical device by the time you get back.
Billy: Goodbye, Henry.
Henry: Goodbye, Billy.
Billy: Oh, and stay out of my office.
Henry: Happy holidays.
There are no cameras in here, are there?
You don't even work here.
Oh Jesus.
Billy: That boy.
Female: You know that's so sweet that you're going to be
with your kids at Christmas.
Billy: It's a little more complicated than that, but I
will get to see them, so that's all that matters.
Female: How many kids do you have?
Billy: Two, a boy and a girl.
Do you have any kids?
Female: Yes, four girls.
Billy: Four... wow, that sounds like a lot of...
female: Of estrogen.
It was, especially after my husband left.
Billy: Glad to hear that.
If you don't mind me asking.
Female: He needed me to be there for him in certain ways
that I took for granted until he left.
So I decided to be there for my girls and learned from
that relationship.
So I'm ready for the next one.
Billy: The next one.
Female: There's still a lot of frisk left in this cat.
Billy: Okay, Ms. Frisky. Rawr.
Female: Rawr is right.
Billy: Happy holidays.
Female: You too. Thank you.
Billy: Thank you.
Hayley: Okay.
April: Christmas or Christmas?
Hayley: I like this one.
Where'd you get that?
April: Girl, that brand ambassador life has its perks.
Hayley: Okay, shout out to the influencer and actress.
April: So how are you feeling about this family reunion
in a few days?
Hayley: I'm okay.
I'm a little worried about my pops though.
It wasn't his decision to get the divorce.
With James being in New York, mom getting engaged, it's kind
of like.
It's my job to look after him.
April: They say daughters are the ones that are going to take
care of their fathers.
It's in your DNA.
[phone buzzing]
April: Girl, I don't know what to bring.
I'm gonna need your help, hello.
Hayley: Let's find you some more outfits for the trip so that you
can turn heads and change minds.
James: Where are all these people going?
Bobby: It's near rush hour, dude, it's this or the E-train.
James: It's 9 o'clock, rush hour.
You gonna answer that?
Bobby: Nope, I'm playing hard to get... you gotta keep 'em
guessing a little bit, you know what I mean?
James: You have such a strange relationship with your phone.
Bobby: Strange relationship, huh?
You know that reminds me of?
James: What?
Bobby: You and your dad.
James: Really?
Bobby: You treat your dad like he's a stranger.
It's just a little bit weird. It's weird.
James: He is.
Bobby: Okay, that's definitely not true, all right.
He's been there your whole life.
I know that because I was there, okay.
He made sure you had money for school.
He made sure your rent was paid during the pandemic.
Come on now.
James: Money's nice, but it's not everything.
Bobby: Forgiveness is.
James: Okay, we're not gonna be talking about my daddy issues in
the back of a car while somebody listens and judges blindly.
Bobby: But you don't wanna talk about daddy issues, fine.
So let's talk about your sister.
James: Absolutely not.
Bobby: Okay, copy that, understood.
♪ Silent night, ♪
♪ oh yes, ♪
♪ holy night. ♪
♪ All is calm. ♪
♪ And all is bright. ♪
Cynthia: Who is calling me in the middle of my massage?
Shoot, it was getting good too.
Hold on, I'm coming, I'm coming.
Oh, hey.
Billy: Hey, Cynthia, how you doing?
Cynthia: Oh, I'm doing so good.
You know, the kids and the family, their family, they've
come to surprise us and they're gonna be here for Christmas,
so that's good.
Billy: Oh, that's great, really great.
I'm happy to hear that.
Listen, I just called Larry, but he didn't pick up.
Cynthia: Oh, so Larry is in the basement with Brandon, and
they're playing, you know, video games with the kids.
Let me go get him for you.
Billy: Oh, no, no, no, no worries.
Just want to let you know that I made it in and
I'm on my way to you guys.
Cynthia: Oh, no, Billy, you know, with the kids and
everything and them surprising us last minute, I don't really
think there's gonna be enough room for you here.
Billy: Oh, okay.
Cynthia: I'm really sorry.
Billy: No apology necessary. I'll just grab a hotel.
It's totally fine.
Whoa, whoa.
Male: You can't be tapping me upon my backside like that.
Me have nerve issues.
Billy: I'm sorry, I just need to change where I'm going.
Male: Then say that then, brother.
Billy: Okay, okay, I just need to change my destination.
Male: Where you wanna go?
You hungry?
Billy: Sure.
Male: Me have the perfect place for you, brother.
Cynthia: Billy, is everything okay?
Billy: Yeah, yeah, I'm good. I'm good, thanks.
I'll call you back.
Cynthia: He gotta get enough of hanging up in people's face.
That's what I'm gonna say.
Get back to my massage.
Let's be a little bit more upbeat.
Jingle bells.
♪ Dashing through the snow. ♪
Male: You're gonna give me five stars in a tip, right?
Billy: Of course, 100%.
Male: Me wait.
Billy: Okay, there.
Male: Yeah man, me appreciate that.
Have a merry Christmas, brother.
Billy: You too. You too.
Wait, wait, hey, hey, hey, wait, my luggage.
What a way to start a trip.
Chris: Dressing like that makes me wonder if we're gonna make it
out of this house.
Alicia: Oh, talking like that will get you everywhere.
Are we still leaving?
Chris: We might need to push our reservation back just a little.
♪
Harmony: Get over here.
I could not have done this without all of your support.
The four Fs never let us down.
Janelle: Faith.
Female: Facts.
Harmony: And even with all that we have to always.
Female: Fight.
Harmony: And it doesn't hurt to look good while doing it.
Am I right? Can I get my...
female: Fitness?
Harmony: Yes, really good work team.
Really good work.
Female: Girl, one year.
Harmony: I know, I know, I know you worked in this case
for so long.
Oh my God.
Thank you guys so much, I appreciate it.
Enjoy the night, cheers, cheers, cheers.
Billy: I haven't heard of pep talk like that since my high
school state championship game.
What's your name?
Harmony: Harmony Davis.
Billy: Harmony Davis, that's a strong name.
Harmony: Well, my parents knew what they were getting.
Billy: I see.
Harmony: And your name is?
Billy: Billy Turner.
Sorry.
Harmony: How about we get you cleaned up?
Billy: Thank you.
Harmony: Is it Billy or is it William?
Billy: Well, the birth certificate says William, but
everybody calls him Billy.
Harmony: Well, if your mama named you William, I'm gonna
call you William.
Billy: I gotta say, I wouldn't expect to see a person like you
dressed like that in a place like this.
Harmony: Well, who am I, William Turner?
Billy: I sure would love to find out.
Harmony: You know, this is one of Atlanta's best kept secrets.
Billy: Is that right?
Harmony: Well, maybe not anymore now that it's gotten a five out
of five from Alicia Ann.
Billy: Alicia Ann.
Harmony: Yeah, she's a food critic sensation.
If she says go, everybody does.
Oh, that's her right there with the owner.
Billy: Ah, okay.
Harmony: Hey, can I get a drink?
Billy: Got you one already.
Harmony: Well thank you, but I only drink.
Billy: Casamigos.
Harmony: Well, did you order me a blanco reposado or Añejo?
Billy: Añejo.
Harmony: These people need to stop telling my business.
Well played, Mr. Turner.
Billy: Of course.
Harmony: Well, I'm going to get back to my group, but it was
really nice meeting you, William.
Billy: Pleasure was all mine.
Harmony: Merry Christmas.
Billy: Merry it is.
Can I get another drink, please?
Make that a double.
Bobby: Well, I'm really excited to see you on Saturday.
I thought we said no gifts.
Female: Get better reception in the hallway.
Bobby: God, no, sorry, it's just a very annoying fly.
I gotta go, bye.
Female: When are you gonna tell James
you're boinking his sister?
Bobby: When I'm good and ready, and we haven't...
do people still say boink?
Female: I'm saying it right now.
And you haven't boinked?
No wonder you're so stressed.
Bobby: Okay, no bad out, no.
Female: Don't worry. James will understand.
Bobby: You don't know James very well, do you?
Female: He's my best friend just like you, let's go.
Bobby: Oh God, okay.
Chris: Oh my God.
Alicia: Who needs food anyway.
Chris: My appetite's been satisfied.
Alicia: Is that right?
Chris: That's right.
I love you.
Alicia: I love you.
Chris: Now it's...
Alicia: Bedtime.
Chris: Bedtime.
Alicia: I'll beat you. Chris: Beat you.
Billy: Thank you.
I'm good, I'm good, thank you.
♪
Billy: That's a bit much. That's a bit much.
♪
Alicia: You want a present? I got one right here.
Chris: Relax, Harley Quinn.
Give me this.
You probably should put some clothes on.
There's only one person getting those Christmas gifts.
Alicia: Careful, babe.
Billy: Oh, it's me, Billy.
Your woman's ex uhhh.
Alicia: Billy!
What are you doing here?
It's the middle of the night.
Billy: Technically it's early morning.
Alicia: You wanna argue semantics with me right now?
Billy: Just saying.
Alicia: I thought you were staying with Larry.
Billy: Yeah, yeah, I thought so too, but only 1100 of his kids
went to show for Christmas.
So they didn't have room for me.
Thank you anyway.
Alicia: Keep your voice down.
Billy: You know that actually sounds like what I used to say
to you when you.
Ah, Chris, there you are.
Chris: Hey, Billy. Billy: Hey.
Chris: You need somewhere to stay?
Billy: Yeah, I do, yeah.
Hotels are all sold out and all the Airbnbs and B's and B's are
like $5000 a night, so I can't.
Alicia: You smell funny.
What are you, drunk and been smoking marijuana?
Billy: That marijuana if you gotta say the whole word, you,
you're old, Alicia, old, it's just.
Chris: Cannabis ganja.
Alicia: You know how rude it is to come here in the middle of
the night drunk and high?
Billy: Truth is, my highness got me through the last five years
of our marriage, so, boop.
Chris: Okay, on that note, I think we should all go to bed
and get some rest, okay?
Billy: Okay, yeah, let's do that.
Do I get the big bedroom?
That's fine.
Let's see what they, okay.
Bah bah bah, partay in my bedroom, bah bah bah.
♪
Chris: How's he doing in there?
Alicia: He is gone with the wind.
I'm gonna need to Febreze everything when he's gone.
Chris: You think if I went in there I can get
a little bit of a contact.
Alicia: Oh yeah, you're gonna get a little contact with his
kibbles and bits.
Chris: Is he naked?
Alicia: He's fully naked.
Chris: Well, he did say the driver took his luggage, so.
Alicia: He always used to sleep...
You know, let me get some clothes for him
for when he wakes up.
Chris: No, no, I'll get the clothes.
You stay right there bliss.
He always used to sleep.
Alicia: I didn't, of course, I didn't say it.
Chris: You were about to.
Alicia: You're so silly. Get out of here.
Hayley: April, are you ready?
Cars minutes away.
April: We're going super early.
Our flight is not for another.
Hayley: Today's the fourth most travelled day in America, right
behind Thanksgiving, Christmas Day, and Christmas Eve.
April: Why would you know that?
Hayley: Sick.
We're not even in the city yet.
I hope you brought your walking shoes.
April: What?
'Cause cute ain't comfortable?
Hayley: And neither is TSA after you take them
off go through security.
You're welcome.
Our ride share's here.
Is it too late to cancel the Rideshare?
Chris: No, no, ma'am, I am not a telemarketer.
I am actually a marketing executive for Waste Management.
I have green light capability.
Based on your account, it looks like I can give you a trash can
every six months.
How does that sound?
Billy: You've got to be kidding me.
Chris: Yep.
Alicia: Chris give you this?
Billy: Well, at least I know you didn't leave me for style.
Alicia: Okay, it's a little early.
Okay, when Chris is done with work.
Billy: I'm sorry.
What, what, when Chris is done with what?
Alicia: When Chris is done with his job.
Billy: When do we start calling giving someone a free trash can
every six months a job?
Chris: I'm sorry, ma'am.
I've got a little noise in the background.
Alicia: Are you done? Billy: Yes.
Alicia: For my birthday weekend, remember that?
Billy: Yes, okay.
Alicia: We're going to hip hop class and I think you should
come because it's gonna be fun.
Billy: I guarantee there's not one bone of rhythm in that body.
Alicia: You guarantee it. Billy: Yes.
Alicia: Fantastic, because that means you will have to come
to find out.
Fabulous. Wonderful.
See you there.
Chris: Yes ma'am, I'm still here.
Okay, how about this?
Here's what I'm gonna do for you.
I'm gonna send you a free trash can and a free recycle bin.
How does that sound?
Is that enough to earn your business?
Sounds like we have a deal.
All right, well you have a great day and be looking for those
trashcans within a week.
Salesperson of the year.
Chris: Hip hop class never hurt anybody, huh?
Billy: No. All right, let's do it.
Alicia: Emma. Oh, Emma, hi.
Emma: How are you? Alicia: I'm good.
Chris: Babe, this doesn't look like a hip hop class.
Alicia: You might be right, but they will play hip hop music.
Billy: Alicia, what kind of class is this?
Female: Alicia it's so good to see you.
Alicia: Goodness, look at you. Excuse me.
I brought my guest.
Female: Welcome, gentlemen. What size heels can I get you?
Billy: Heels, heels.
Chris: You know what? I'm just gonna say it.
I think we should just go ahead and sit in the car while,
you know.
Billy: That's a great idea. Let's do this.
Harmony: Well, if you're too afraid to get into the game,
maybe you should sit on the sidelines.
Billy: Anything you can do, I can do better.
Harmony: Challenge accepted.
Chris: Well, yeah, I'm not as confident, so I'm just don't...
Billy: No.
Female: Everyone, let's get our heels on.
Also, a special shout out to our Christmas birthday girl, Alicia.
Let's get ready.
Let's have some fun in five, six, seven, eight.
♪ Tonight I just want to take you higher ♪
♪ Throw your hands up in the sky, ♪
♪ Let's set this sleigh ride off right. ♪
♪ Yeah ♪
♪ Players put your stockings up by the... ♪
♪ Girls, what y'all trying to do? ♪
♪ Christmas magic in the air ♪
♪ North Pole trips so rare look up ♪
♪ Pop-pop, it's go time, it's showtime ♪
♪ showtime, showtime. ♪
♪ Guess who's back again? ♪
♪ Oh, they don't know? Go on, tell 'em ♪
♪ I bet they know soon as we walk in sure 'nough ♪
♪ Red suit clean... beam, ♪
♪ Custom boots with the fur line seams. ♪
♪ Woo whoop. ♪
♪ Don't stare too long. ♪
♪ You might just free- and make the Grinch believe. ♪
♪ I'm a jolly man with some magic ♪
♪ in my pocket, so much joy around me ♪
♪ elves dancing and they popping. ♪
♪ Why you mad? Fix your face. ♪
♪ Ain't my fault you ain't been shopping. ♪
♪ Keep up, ooh ooh ooh. ♪
♪ Players only, come on ♪
♪ Put your stockings up by the... ♪
♪ Girls, what y'all trying to do? ♪
♪ Christmas magic in the air ♪
Billy: That was tough.
Stop.
Harmony: I gotta give it to you. You've tried hard.
Billy: That was code for it was terrible.
Harmony: Sustained.
So what do I get for winning, sir?
Billy: Let me take you to dinner.
Harmony: Is that for me or is that for you?
Billy: I promise you it is not a consolation prize.
Alicia: Billy, excuse me.
Don't you have dinner with Larry and Cynthia tonight?
Harmony: I'm sorry, I just have to tell you, but I am a
huge fan.
Alicia: Thank you.
Harmony: Yes, I was just telling him, your food critiques are
always so on point.
Wherever you say, I go.
Alicia: That means a lot to me.
I try and like find the out of the way locations, give them a
little love and attention, and now I'm being really nerdy.
I'm sorry, you don't care.
Harmony: No, no, no, no, it's all working for you, sis.
It's great.
Alicia: Thank you, well, I loved dancing with you today.
You looked amazing.
Harmony: Oh thank you.
Wow, okay, all right, well, you all have a great rest of your
evening and happy birthday.
Alicia: Thank you, merry Christmas.
Harmony: Thank you, okay.
Alicia: You did great.
Chris: I need a shower.
Billy: I'm gonna grab a snack next door.
Female: Oh, Alicia, thanks for bringing them.
You did great.
You need to go home and get a shower and a snack.
Alicia: Oh, you need a snack.
You did great, baby.
Chris: Snack me up.
Janelle: So what are we thinking today?
Harmony: Okay, just give me your favorite seasonal drink?
Janelle: Iced or hot?
Harmony: Dealer's choice.
Janelle: You know, we like to keep it hot and spicy over here.
Harmony: Oh, period.
Billy: Is that how you like it personally and
professionally, counselor?
Janelle: Sometimes you just gotta let them know.
Harmony: Well, sometimes spice lets people know they can't walk
all over you.
Billy: Well, I definitely don't see anybody walking all
over you.
What I do see is a lot of milk in your life.
Billy: Okay, so let's see what we have here.
We've got, what's this?
Fruit Loops, Apple Jacks, Captain Crunch.
Who's your next client, a 6-year-old?
Harmony: Now that is where the judgment stops.
These brands are national treasures.
Billy: Agreed, if you want to make cereal necklaces.
Harmony: Oh, that's where the love started, and that's one
thing I'm not giving up.
Thank you, William.
Billy: You remembered my name.
Looks like I left a lasting impression.
Harmony: Or maybe I'm just good with names.
Janelle: Here you go, Harmony.
Harmony: Thanks, Janelle.
Janelle: You look like you need to cool down.
Billy: Thank you.
Janelle: You're welcome.
Harmony: Interesting.
Wine from a coffee shop?
Well, luckily she carries the best.
I knew you had a little bougie in you.
Billy: Sometimes you just need a drink.
Harmony: That's normally said by the person who's about to make a
terrible decision.
Billy: I might need this for Christmas dinner with my family.
Harmony: Okay, don't laugh, but in my family,
we pair wine and cobbler.
Billy: Oh wow.
Okay, well, my peach cobbler is amazing.
My moves on the dance floor may not be indicative of my
performance in the kitchen.
Harmony: Really?
Billy: Yes, yes.
Harmony: Well, not to brag, but my cobblers are legendary.
Billy: I'm sorry, cobblers.
Harmony: Peach, apple, blackberries.
Billy: Oh, see now you're just showing off.
Look, how many more times will I have to ask you to dinner before
you say yes?
Harmony: Don't you have to go see Larry and Cynthia?
Billy: Yeah, I do.
Harmony: Give me a call.
Maybe we can grab a hot chocolate when you're done.
Billy: Did you just pull your business card out of your
Lululemon leggings?
Harmony: I always gotta be prepared.
Billy: That you are.
Now when you said grab a cup of hot chocolate, is that code for?
Harmony: Absolutely not.
Billy: Got it.
Harmony: No.
Billy: Got it, yeah, I knew that.
Harmony: Well, I'll see you soon.
Billy: I look forward to it,
Harmony: Okay.
Billy: I'll get this.
Chris: So good.
Alicia: You're were such a good sport.
Chris: Oh, thank you, I appreciate.
Alicia: And you know what, you're pretty good.
Chris: I'm pretty good. Alicia: You're pretty good.
Chris: You're not too bad yourself.
Alicia: Was it a surprise? Chris: It was.
Billy: Hey, hey, hey.
Oh, cute, real cute.
Chris: Billy, good to see you found some clothes that fit.
I know mine were a little much for you.
Billy: Ah, well, too much as in loud and outdated.
Then yes, you are correct.
Chris: Well, we're about to watch a movie, so feel free to
join us as a third wheel.
Alicia: Yeah, not a third wheel.
Billy: Thanks though.
I already told Larry and Cynthia that I come hang with them,
you know, especially since the kids aren't here yet.
Chris: Well, in all seriousness, Billy, if you wanna use our
other car, it is open to you.
Billy: In all seriousness, Chris, I'm good.
Alicia: Billy, we're family, we're, you're a guest
and just say, yes.
Billy: Yes.
Chris: Okay, great.
Billy: All right, let's do it.
Chris: Let's do it.
Billy: Oh, okay, nice.
Chris: No, no, no.
This is yours.
Billy: This.
Alicia: We don't drive it very often.
Chris: But it is a classic 1987.
Hey, you don't need to touch everything, okay?
Just take care of her.
Billy: Wow.
Chris: Got it?
Oh.
Billy: Try to put my eye out.
Chris: I tried.
Alicia: Okay, that's it, we're going.
Have fun.
Billy: What's that smell?
Smells like feet and corn chips.
Female: Oh my god, fix your muffler!
Male: All I can say is wow!
Billy: Take a picture, it'll last longer.
Male: There goes the neighborhood.
Oh my goodness.
Billy: It's not my car, I promise you.
Male: Hey, Fred Sam, nice car.
Keep jogging for us keep jogging.
Hayley: Hey, Pops.
Billy: Lee.
Hayley: Oh, bad news, they canceled our second flight.
Billy: Lee, no, no.
Lee, do not do this to me.
Hayley: Pops, if I could control it, trust me, April and I would
be on a flight already.
Billy: I can't be there with your mom and her new fiancé
any longer, I'm serious.
Hayley: Pops, he's a good guy.
We didn't even make it to the airport yet.
Billy: I got you a direct flight.
A direct flight.
You shouldn't have these issues.
This is about to be the worst Christmas ever.
And they were kissing right in front of me.
Hayley: All right.
Pops, come on, let's talk about something positive.
Billy: Like what?
Like, like.
Hayley: I have a surprise for everyone.
Billy: No, no, no, I don't do surprises.
Never have, never will.
Nope.
You know what?
Yeah, no, it's fine.
Just jump on.
Hey, listen, just get here safely and let your mom know
you're gonna be late.
Okay, love you too.
Larry: That you?
Billy: In the flesh.
Larry: You're okay?
Billy: Huh?
Larry: What in God's name is that in my driveway?
Billy: Long story.
Larry: Are you on drugs? I'm just asking.
Billy: Long story.
Larry:... but it could be a camouflage, I'm just saying.
Billy: Are you done?
Larry: First topic of conversation is, man, you just
brought my property value down.
Keep it moving, bro.
No, don't... fix your face. It's all right.
Billy: Look, if you hate me, say you hate me.
Larry: You wonder why they don't want Black people in
certain neighborhoods.
Cynthia: Here comes Santa Claus.
Here comes Santa Claus.
Billy, welcome back to the holidays and guess what?
Christmasville has a new church.
Larry: Oh, so, what is the faith this year?
Cynthia: Buddhist temple.
Billy: Wait, do Buddhists celebrate Christmas?
Cynthia: In their own unique way, yes.
You know, a lot of Buddhist values are similar to what we
like to call the spirit of Christmas.
You know, they practice generosity.
They spend time with other faiths
because guess what, Billy?
In Christmasville, everybody's welcome.
Larry: See, this is why I love this woman.
Cynthia: I love you.
Larry: I love you too baby.
Billy: You guys are a special couple, I promise you.
Larry: Speaking of special couple, you got a little extra
pep in your step.
What's going on with you and Alicia?
Billy: Well, yeah, we.
Cynthia: Oh, oh, oh yes, I'm gonna go check on them
bad baby kids of ours, okay.
Larry: Thank you, baby.
Cynthia: I love you. Larry: Love you too.
So, what's going on?
Y'all one big happy family now?
Billy: Not quite, not quite yet, but I did meet someone.
Larry: When?
Billy: Last night and I saw her again today.
Larry: You spent the night?
Billy: No, no, no, two separate occasions.
Larry: Okay, so my man been in Atlanta less than 24 hours
just scooped up a honey.
Billy: I'm just trying to get to know her, that's all.
But you would like her.
You would. You would.
And I'm actually thinking about bringing her to
Christmas dinner.
Larry: She fine? Billy: She's funny.
Larry: Wendy Williams is funny.
Oh come on, bro.
If the next thing out your mouth is she got a great personality.
Billy: She's beautiful.
Larry: Okay, okay, that's what I'm talking about.
What's her name?
Billy: Harmony.
Larry: Harmony, okay, y'all met when?
Billy: Last night at the bar and then again at a sexy hip-hop
dance class.
Larry: Oh, so you're trying to bring a stripper to
Christmas dinner.
Billy: What are you talking about?
Larry: Billy, stop.
I've been to my share of gentlemen clubs in my day.
I know a stripper name when I hear it.
Billy: She's actually a lawyer.
Larry: That's what she told you. They know how to sell a drink.
Billy: She actually is a lawyer.
Larry: Okay.
Did you apologize to Alicia yet?
Billy: Not today, Larry.
Larry: Friend, have I ever, ever let you down the wrong path?
Billy: No, sir, big brother.
Oh, so smooth.
Larry: Thank you. Thank you.
So I need you to listen to me.
Alicia's engaged to another man.
Billy: Yeah, I know, I know, and I'm still trying
to figure that relationship out.
Larry: Yeah, and you tried to come in here with what?
Some stripper hooker lawyer.
Billy: Look, her name is Harmony, okay?
She's a lawyer that I met at a dancing class.
Larry: Okay, Billy, listen, love is love.
Whatever you, whatever tickles your fancy, I want you to
have closure.
Billy: I'm good. I'm good.
Larry: You good?
See how you just said, "I'm good," that's letting me know
that you are not.
All right, can we just have a real moment just for one
moment, okay?
Billy: Go.
Larry: Alicia knows you already.
Okay, and we all know that work was number one, but here's the
good part, you got a great opportunity to have a
relationship with your kids.
You have a better opportunity to be a great father, and maybe
you'll have a better opportunity to be a hoe whisperer
for Heaven.
Billy: Her name is, her name is Harmony.
Get it right, Harmony.
Harmony. Harmony.
Her name is.
Larry: Okay, whatever it is, Harmony whatever.
Cynthia: All right fellows, dinner's gonna be ready in about
ten minutes and Billy, you are more than welcome to stay.
Billy: Because of him, I am going to go,
but I appreciate it.
I love you. I hate him.
Larry: Okay, that's right.
Oh, can we... babe, show him the train.
Cynthia: Oh, you ain't got to twist my arm.
Larry: Come on, babe, show him the train.
You are not gonna believe this. Babe, hit that button.
And it got smoke too.
Billy: Oh, and it got oh.
[cheering]
Larry: You know their own train.
Billy: Yeah, I know, I know, I know.
I love you.
Cynthia: Love you too.
James: Merry Christmas.
Female: I see you putting in that work to get those tips.
James: I'm trying, people tip more on the holidays, plus
I want to get back in acting class.
Female: You're the hardest working guy in New York.
It's good that you're taking some time off to get away.
James: You think so? How about you?
Are you gonna be okay by yourself?
Female: Please, when the boys are away,
this girl likes to play.
James: Oh, okay, we'll talk about that one later.
Female: Oh, excuse me, give us one moment.
So what are you looking forward to the most?
James: Christmas dinner?
Yeah, my mom makes an amazing mac and cheese.
My dad this phenomenal cobbler.
Female: I love me some cobbler, James: I know.
Christmas is a big deal around our family.
Mom's birthday too.
Female: Oh sap. So she and Jesus are twinning.
Male: Seriously.
Casamigos, rocks.
James: Coming right up.
Female: Casamigos, rocks.
James: On the house.
Female: Merry Christmas.
Some people are so rude now.
Billy: Do I call you Harmony or do I not call you?
♪
female: You've reached Harmony Davis at the Davis Law Group.
Please leave a message and I will return your call promptly.
Keep fighting.
Billy: Harmony, hey, this is Billy or William Turner like
you, like you call me.
Listen, it was really great seeing you at the dance class.
Your moves, you got, you got moves.
You got, you can do it. You do your thing.
Listen, since you gave me a card at the cereal shopping spree of
yours, listen, do you wanna maybe grab hot chocolate since
you brought it up?
'Cause I didn't bring it up. You brought it up.
But speaking of hot chocolate, my nickname in college was
actually hot chocolate, so it only makes sense for us
to anyway, call me.
I'm around.
So I'm free if you want to hit me for some hot chocolate.
Just whatever, whatever you wanna do.
Take care, happy holidays, merry... merry Christmas.
Chris: So you forgot.
Alicia: Yes, yes, I forgot.
Chris: We were supposed to announce our wedding date when
all of us were together.
Alicia: And we don't even know if Hayley's gonna make it.
Chris: Okay, well, hopefully she does, and if she does,
we should announce.
Alicia: Sure.
Chris: There he is.
Alicia: I got it.
Billy: Hey, what's wrong?
Alicia: No, I'm good.
Billy: The words I'm good let's me know you're not.
Alicia: Someone's growing.
Billy: Alicia.
Alicia: Yeah.
Billy: I'm sorry.
Alicia: For what?
Billy: For not being there when you needed me.
Something that I will regret for the rest of my life.
♪
Alicia: Thank you.
♪
April: I can't believe you're holding out.
Hayley: You're my best friend.
I'm just waiting for the right time.
April: Well, when you're ready to talk, I'm here ready
to listen.
Chris: Wasn't a replay of last night, was it?
Alicia: No.
He was different.
Chris: Different.
Alicia: In a good way.
Chris: Well, I just wanna make sure that you are good with us
getting married on Christmas next year, right?
Alicia: Sure, baby.
Chris: What is sure? What am I missing?
Alicia: Okay, you don't have to read into everything.
Chris: No, no, no.
Something's been different since Billy's been here.
Alicia: Okay, just stop that right now.
Are you kidding me?
This is what we're doing?
Really?
What?
Chris: You don't want to announce in front of Billy.
Alicia: I don't see why we have to put it in his face, no.
Chris: It was your idea.
Alicia: With the kids, Chris, not with Billy.
Chris: Got it. Got it.
Alicia: No, Chris, that's. Chris, come on.
Male: Ladies and gentlemen, welcome LaGuardia Airport.
Travelers today are advised to check the flight boards
frequently as gates may have changed.
Thank you for choosing LaGuardia and happy holidays.
James: Who could you possibly be texting this early?
Oh, it's gotta be a female.
Super thirsty if she's texting you this much, this early.
She cute?
Bobby: She's cute.
James: She better be.
What does she do?
Bobby: Oh, lots of things.
James: I'm sure she does.
Female: For those of you traveling to Atlanta, we have a
slight delay this morning, but hopefully we should be off in
the next 45 minutes.
James: Well, I guess traveling on Christmas Day morning, it's
not such a novel idea after all.
Billy: Good morning, everyone.
Alicia: Good morning.
Chris: Good Morning, Billy.
Billy: Good morning.
Chris: Just so you know, this isn't real.
Billy: Noted.
Chris: Want some breakfast?
Billy: Can I start with some coffee first, please?
Chris: A cream and sugar?
Billy: Cream only.
Chris: That makes two of us.
Except I'm more of a tea guy now.
Billy: I guess if you like the softer side.
Alicia: Oh my goodness, Hayley's flight just got canceled.
Billy: Don't tell me that.
That's the third one.
So when is she gonna get here?
Alicia: I don't know. Hold on.
Billy: Can I get some eggs?
Chris: Ah, fresh out.
Alicia: You can have mine, hun, I'm gonna go give her a call.
Billy: Thanks.
See, she's marrying you for your cooking.
Chris: Amongst other things.
Billy: Thanks for this.
In Jesus' name, amen.
Chris: I didn't know they prayed in Hollywood.
Billy: What? What do you mean?
Well, you know, us in the South, we have our moral compass, but
you know, you guys in La La Land, you kinda just go
for anything.
It's good to see you still have morals.
Billy: I kept those and I also kept my job.
Chris: Just couldn't keep your woman.
Billy: You know what?
Male: Hey, what's going on?
Are we boarding soon? Female: Just give me one minute, ladies and gentlemen.
I would like to apologize for the delay.
We will be boarding as soon as possible.
Male: You said that two hours ago.
Did you oversell seats again, lady?
I'm trying to get to my family for Christmas.
Male: Hold up, we all are, buddy, get in line.
Male: I'm not your buddy, pal.
Male: And I ain't your pal, buddy.
Female: This is a full flight.
Just please bear with me.
Male: I have a ticket in my hand.
Male: And I got mine on my phone.
I'm not about to argue with this dude.
James: Sis, what is actually happening here?
Female: Oh boy, the last flight was canceled due to no crew, so
most of these passengers have been moved to this flight.
Bobby: I'm sorry, can you define no crew?
Female: The crew that was scheduled to handle your flight has got delayed at another airport.
Alicia: Okay, so James' flight got canceled too, and they're
saying the earliest that you can get in is tomorrow morning.
Billy: You have got to be kidding me.
Alicia: I'm trying to hold on to the positive that they're gonna
be here for Christmas, right?
Chris: Yeah, because we were supposed to have family
movie night.
Billy: Whose family?
Alicia: Whoa, Billy.
Billy: I'm just.
Alicia: We can still have family movie night, the three of us.
Billy: I, no, I still have to cook my homemade cobbler and I
got to really prep to make sure it's right,
so I won't be able to...
Alicia: We can wait.
Chris: Or if he's busy, he's busy.
Billy: Excuse me.
Hi, hello.
[chuckles]
I'm gonna take this in the other room.
Yeah, look at you.
Chris: Did you call him hun?
Alicia: What?
Chris: You could have my eggs, hun.
So you had to be talking to Billy.
Alicia: I was talking to you.
Chris: You couldn't have been talking to me
'cause my eggs are right here.
Alicia: Thank you.
Chris: The lack of accountability is evident.
Harmony: I'm so sorry about last night.
Billy: Look, I've never been ghosted before,
and now I know how it feels.
Harmony: Well, if you call studying, falling
asleep, ghosted.
Billy: Oh, come on, Ms. Davis, you can't use those same excuses
you used in college.
Harmony: So I was thinking, since I stood you up last night,
are you available to go to the Everett Lloyd Art Museum
tonight at 7?
Billy: Oh, 7 p.m.
I think that's actually the time of my scheduled
nap, unfortunately.
Harmony: Oh, okay.
Well, that's too bad because I really wanted to explore
your brain.
Billy: I'm sorry, can you repeat that?
Harmony: I'm saying I would love to learn more about you outside
of your dashing personality and good looks.
Billy: Listen, I promise you my brain is so much
more valuable to you.
Harmony: Is that right?
Billy: Yes, that is correct.
Look, I'll see you tonight at 7.
Harmony: Okay, can't wait.
Billy: Same. Goodbye.
Harmony: Bye.
James: Well, I guess that's Christmas.
Female: Exactly.
The busiest travel day of the year is the Sunday after
Thanksgiving, but the busiest travel period is
right now around Christmas.
It's twice as many travelers as Thanksgiving.
Male: Thanks for the travel advisory, sweetheart, but that
doesn't help me one bit.
James: Okay, can we watch our tone, please?
Male: Who are you?
James: I am the guy who was standing between you
and this really nice lady who's just trying to do her job.
Male: Aha, walk it off, tough guy.
Go on, get out of here.
Bobby: Disco Matt Damon has things to work out in therapy.
James: What a jerk. I am so sorry.
Female: Thank you so much. I really appreciate you.
James: People just, they forget to be kind,
especially around Christmas.
Female: You know what?
Let me just see what I can do get you to your destination.
James: You're kidding.
Female: I'm not, I think I can.
James: Thank you so much. Merry Christmas.
Female: You too.
[phone buzzing]
Hayley: Hey, pop.
Billy: Morning, Lee.
Any idea when you're getting here?
Hayley: Oh, we just got rebooked for another flight that leaves
this afternoon.
I should arrive around the same time as James.
Billy: Great, great.
Do not leave your dad here with his ex-wife and her fiancé.
I cannot go to any more seductive dance classes or watch
any movies with them.
Hayley: Oh, that's cute.
Billy: I'll see you guys soon.
Hayley: Bye.
Billy: Hey guys, I'm gonna head off for a bit.
Chris: Volume down.
You're sure you don't wanna take our car again?
You know, I appreciate the offer, but I think
I'm good on getting a car.
Alicia: Where are you headed?
Billy: Got a few more ingredients to get for
my cobbler.
Alicia: You waited a little late.
Billy: I know. Chris: Prices are gonna be very expensive being that it
is Christmas Eve to get up.
Billy: Thanks for the heads up on that, but your car is really
not my style.
Chris: Oh, excuse me, Bugatti, Billy is too good.
Billy: There's a Porsche, but we'll go with Bugatti.
You know, actually, I will take that little beater of yours.
Alicia: The keys are up by the door.
Go, go, have fun.
Billy: Thank you.
Appreciate it.
Chris: You really gonna let him call our classic a beater and then take it?
Alicia: Volume up. All the way.
Watch the movie.
Billy: Come on, don't do this to me.
April: Lady, of course.
I don't think I've ever been more excited to leave LA.
Oh my God, I'm so sorry.
Oh, oops.
[car sputtering]
Billy: Come on, come on, come on, come on.
Yes, yes, thank you.
Oh my gosh, I love you.
April: Hi, excuse me, is there any way you can help me
lift this, please?
It's really heavy and I just got my nails done.
I don't wanna break them or anything.
Thank you so much.
Thank you. Happy holidays.
Male: Merry Christmas.
Hayley: Hey, Pops, we are finally on this plane about
to board.
So I'll see you soon.
Billy: Oh man, that makes me feel so much better.
Thank you.
Hayley: Hold on, Pops.
I'm coming.
Billy: Okay, can't wait to see you.
All right, bye.
Thank you.
Harmony: Oh, great, you have my favorite.
I won't...
Billy: Good evening, counselor.
Harmony: Excuse me, but I'm off the clock, thank you.
Billy: Oh, you look beautiful.
Harmony: You look great too.
Thanks for coming.
Billy: Thank you for having me.
Harmony: You want something to drink?
Billy: Yes, please.
Harmony: Oh, he's gonna have the coffee shop wine, right?
Billy: Shots fired, okay.
Moscato, please.
Harmony: Moscato, going for the dessert, huh?
Billy: Only if I'm lucky.
Harmony: Okay, I'm gonna have Casamigo's neat and he is gonna
have a sweet potato pie, I mean a moscato.
Billy: Okay, well, when I get going, just remember you
started it.
Billy: Thank you.
Harmony: Thank you so much. Billy: After you.
♪
Harmony: So what do you do for a living?
Billy: I sell medical devices.
Harmony: Do you love it?
Billy: I love what it provides.
Harmony: And what is that?
Billy: An opportunity to win at life over and over again.
Harmony: Yeah, at what cost?
Billy: You know, I have been looking for a therapist.
Harmony: Okay, now what do you think of this?
Billy: I love it.
Harmony: I do too.
So I bought it.
Billy: Really?
Harmony: Yeah.
You know Ryan Neal only did four in this collection.
Two on a male version, two on a female version, but I just love
what this one stands for.
Billy: What does this portrait mean to you?
Harmony: Freedom.
Billy: Freedom.
Harmony: Yeah.
When you're running a race, there are three things that can
slow you down.
Looking to the left, looking to the right, or...
Billy: Or looking behind you.
Harmony: And if you're constantly looking behind, how
can you effectively move forward?
Billy: You know, it took me a while to learn that.
Harmony: They say if you focus on forward and learn to love all
those along the way, you have no reason to look back.
This photo gives us a choice.
Do you choose pressure or do you choose peace?
Billy: I choose peace.
By choosing peace, it allows you to take everything moment
by moment.
And when you take everything moment by moment, there is no
way you won't miss anything or anyone
that's right in front of you.
♪ Brand-new love, brand-new lips, ♪
♪ brand-new kiss brand-new hugs, ♪
♪ What is this brand-new feeling? ♪
♪ It's a rush. ♪
♪ Brand-new friend, brand-new hand ♪
♪ brand-new touch. ♪
Harmony: Sounds like you have somewhere else to be.
Billy: I, no, I, I...
Harmony: William, you don't have to explain.
If you have to go, just go.
Billy: I had a really great time.
Harmony: Merry Christmas, William.
Billy: Merry Christmas.
♪ Like fine wine over time, girl, it's getting better. ♪
♪ We were made for each other birds of a feather. ♪
♪ The way you came into my life, it was the perfect setup. ♪
♪ I don't want this to end. ♪
♪ It's been a while since I've let someone in. ♪
♪ I never thought I could feel this again. ♪
♪ I know this is new, but it feels like it's... ♪
♪ Brand-new love, brand-new lips, ♪
♪ brand-new kiss brand-new hugs. ♪
♪ What is... ♪
Billy: Oh, come on.
Harmony: Looks like this car has had enough of you.
Billy: And vice versa.
Harmony: Let me give you a ride.
Billy: No, no, I'll be fine.
I'll just Rideshare.
Harmony: Boy, if you don't get out of this car and get in mine.
He tried to leave.
Billy: Too smooth to be in this car in the first place.
Stupid, door, I should kick you.
[yelling]
Would you, come on, close.
Harmony: Seems like your kids are just as talented as
their parents.
Billy: Just trying to encourage their potential.
Harmony: I love that.
Billy: So do you want any kids?
Harmony: When the time is right.
Billy: When the time... is the time ever right?
Harmony: It is when you find the right person to have them with.
Billy: Touché, Ms. Davis, touché.
Listen, thank you so much for it.
Harmony: If you don't stop saying thank you.
Billy: Okay, how about this?
Join me for Christmas dinner tomorrow.
Harmony: Here at your ex-wife's house?
Billy: Well, technically I payed for it, so.
Harmony: I'll think about it.
Billy: Okay, come around 4ish and if you wanna play some games
come a little earlier.
Harmony: Have a good night, William.
Billy: Good night.
Get home safely.
Harmony: I will. Thank you.
♪
♪ So glad that I found you ♪
♪ like a tree on Christmas day ♪
♪ I want to be around you. ♪
♪ Boy I really hope that you could come this Christmas. ♪
♪ You're the only thing that I got on my wish list. ♪
♪ Oh white snow, fire place and hot cocoa. ♪
♪ It's better with the one you love ♪
♪ and I just have to let you know. ♪
♪ For this Christmas you're the only gift I choose. ♪
♪ And for this Christmas, ♪
♪ I hope that you make it through. ♪
♪ Cause it won't be the same without you. ♪
♪ Ooh ooh ooh. ♪
Chris: Hey babe.
I got something for you.
♪ Happy birthday ♪
♪ Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha ♪
♪ Happy birthday to you, my boo hoo hoo. ♪
♪ Come on, boo boo boo boo. ♪
♪ Billy, Billy, what you think, what you think is ♪
♪ boo's birthday. ♪
♪ Happy. ♪
Billy: Happy birthday, Alicia.
And merry Christmas.
Chris: Merry Christmas, Billy.
Alicia: Merry Christmas, Billy.
Thank you.
Chris: Come on and join on, Billy.
♪ Ha, ha, ha. ♪
Here I come. Here I come.
Oh, ho, ho, catch me if you can.
Catch me if you can.
Hey, watch out, watch out.
James: I'm trying to, yeah, got everybody this year.
Female: Oh, you're excited?
James: Speaking of everybody.
Father...
Billy: Son, Holy Ghost.
James: What's up?
Billy: Just checking on my firstborn.
Merry Christmas.
James: Is it?
I feel like I've had a coffee at every single shop between
Terminal four and five.
My blood type is mocha positive now, and I'm still kind of put
the drinks from last night, so.
Billy: Do not be coming to your mama's house twisted.
James: Wait, you wanna be a dad all of a sudden?
Billy: James, what's your problem?
We really need to clear some things up when you get here.
Bobby: We are finally boarding.
Too much caffeine, let's go.
James: Okay, gotta go, bye.
Alicia: Good morning. Chris: Good morning, Billy.
Billy: Good morning.
Chris: Sorry about this morning. I got a little carried away.
Not much of a singer but you know.
Billy: Yeah, I think we can attest to that.
Chris: Well, it didn't matter to my baby, did it?
Billy: I call bullsh...
Chris: Sweetheart, today is a special day.
Take that, Billy. Here you go.
Alicia: Chris, what are you doing?
Chris: Well, we got a toast to your birthday and Jesus, baby
Jesus, and, you know.
Alicia: Okay, but let's wait for the kids.
Chris: Oh well, we'll do it again once they get here.
So, Merry Christmas, raise your glass, Billy.
Merry Christmas, happy birthday
and, you know, one other thing...
Alicia: Cheers, merry Christmas.
When was the last time you heard from Hayley?
Billy: Last time I spoke to her, she was on a plane.
Get ready to head to Chicago.
Alicia: She had a quick connecting flight.
I'm really hoping she doesn't miss it.
Billy: Hey, well, you know I gotta have my baby girl here
for Christmas.
Alicia: Do you know, ever since she learned to talk, you all
have sang me my birthday song.
Billy: And we will keep that tradition going, I promise you.
Chris: Now, does she do anything else with her career besides
singing birthday songs or what?
Alicia: Excuse me?
Billy: She works very hard, talented, actually.
That's why we're still paying for her singing lessons.
Chris: Well, I mean, if you're still paying for her singing
lessons, what is that?
I'm just saying if you guys are just gonna pay for everything,
when is she ever gonna have to work?
Alicia: Maybe it's not your place to say anything.
Billy: Look, we give her the tools she needs to follow
her dreams.
Chris: Yeah, but when will those tools pay off for anything?
Billy: I can promise you they'll pay off a lot sooner than you
finding a real job, house husband.
Yeah, I said it.
Chris: Excuse me, I work a 9 to 5 just like you, Billy.
Billy: Like me? You know what?
I think I need a new trash can.
Can you deliver me one every six months?
Chris: Sure, why don't you meet me outside?
I'll show you how one looks from the inside.
Alicia: Okay, it is Christmas.
Billy: Actually, speaking of trash, your car, classic car,
wouldn't start on me last night, I had to leave it.
Alicia: Whoa, whoa, whoa, what do you mean you left it?
Billy: It died on me. It should be in the junkyard.
Chris: I know you aren't talking about classic car like that.
Billy: It should be dumpster Dan.
Look at his face. You're gonna cry.
Look at your face, you're gonna cry.
Alicia: Oh my God, you made it.
James: Happy birthday, mom.
Alicia: Merry Christmas, baby.
Billy: Merry Christmas, Jay.
James: Merry Christmas.
Has anyone heard from Hayley?
Chris: Let's go figure it out downstairs.
Bobby: Yes, mimosas, something to drink, perhaps.
Alicia: Not a bad idea. James: All right.
♪ Red coat fits boots like gold ♪
♪ Smile so wide even the cold feels... ♪
♪ every rooftop... ♪
Chris: For some food, some drinks, I'm sure.
James: Some games, board games.
♪
Billy: Ugh!!
This is supposed to be a family trip surrounded by loved
ones, cobbler, games.
Check out my daughter.
My son, my son is, he doesn't even like me and my ex-wife, she
is about to marry somebody that is completely different.
Alicia: We need to talk.
Billy: Look, I'm sorry.
Alicia: No, you know what?
You just need to listen.
I have tried, Billy.
I am trying to be there, to be sympathetic, to be
understanding, but the one thing that we're not gonna do
is disrespect.
Okay, I get it. You don't like Chris.
You don't understand why I'm with him or what he does for a
living or how he dresses, but I know you know that I love him.
And I know you know we're happy.
Billy: I know.
Alicia: Do you also know that there's a part of me that I
can't give him because of you?
Billy: Because of me? What?
Alicia: Yes, you.
Billy, you are the father of my children.
I am always gonna care about you.
I need to know that you're gonna be okay before I move on, okay?
And this is not fair. This is not fair to Chris.
♪
Harmony: Merry Christmas, William.
Billy: I didn't think you were gonna be able to make it.
Harmony: Well, I couldn't let you be the third wheel in case
your kids didn't get here.
Billy: My son and his friend actually just got here.
Harmony: Oh, so should I go?
Billy: No, no, stay.
This is the best part of my day, honestly.
Harmony: Well, in that case.
Billy: Oh, oh, what, what are you doing?
What is this?
Harmony: Now, you know, you're not the only person that knows a
little something about cobblers.
Alicia: Cobbler ingredients, huh?
So you're gonna be okay.
Billy: I'm sorry, I should have just.
Alicia: No, really.
It's really nice to see you happy, William.
Harmony: Well, I'm sure he didn't mention
that he invited me to Christmas dinner,
so if it's a problem...
Alicia: It is not. He did not, but it is not.
If he wants you here, we want you here.
Billy: I want you here. We want you here.
Harmony: Okay, well, thank you.
Merry Christmas.
Alicia: Merry Christmas.
Harmony: Happy birthday.
Alicia: It's really a good birthday.
Come in, come in, William.
Billy: Okay, I'm following you after, okay, okay.
Alicia: Secrets huh?
Chris: Hi, I'm Chris.
I met you at the seductive dance class.
I thought you were all natural. I mean, very...
Alicia: Okay, Chris.
Harmony: Oh wow. Thank you.
Bobby: James had told me that his dad was bringing a date, I
feel like I would have imagined like a lovely middle-aged woman
named Carol who crochets.
I was not emotionally prepared for this conversation at all.
Billy: Walk away. Bobby: Yep.
Billy: That was Bobby, okay, Harmony, this is my son James.
Harmony: Well thank you Bobby.
Hi, it's so nice to meet you.
I've heard a lot about you.
James: All good things I hope.
Harmony: Yes, your father is very proud of you.
♪ We wish you a merry Christmas. ♪
♪ We wish you a merry Christmas, ♪
♪ and a happy new year. ♪
Billy: What in the ham sandwich.
Bobby: We're doing this?
Hayley: Pops, meet my boyfriend.
Alicia: Oh, you didn't know.
Billy: Not a clue.
Wait, am I the only one that didn't know?
Hayley: Sorry.
James: Yeah.
Hayley: Okay, now, are we ready to play some board games?
Chris: I got Chris.
Alicia: Oh, I got Hayley.
Billy: Harmony is all mine.
April: Let's show 'em.
Alicia: Okay, but first, we are gonna change.
We're feeling a little under dressed.
April: We gotta go change too.
Billy: James, before we play games, can I talk to you for
a second?
James: Yeah.
Billy: Awesome. Excuse me.
And you and I will have a different conversation.
Different.
Harmony: How you feeling?
Bobby: You ever have one of those conversations where you
just can't breathe.
James: Dad, what's up?
Billy: I just wanted to say that I'm sorry.
James: For what?
Billy: For not being there.
I always thought that if I provided for you guys, that that
was all it took.
I didn't realize the lack of relationship I was going to have
because of it.
James: You weren't always the best dad, but don't get me
wrong, I appreciate your money, everything that you've done for
me, but look, at the end of the day I wanted, but I
really needed.
Who's that?
Billy: You are my heart.
You and Hayley always will be.
There is nothing that I wouldn't do for you.
I put my job first, I did, I did and
I was wrong for that, and I promise you it will never
happen again.
Please forgive me.
♪
James: I love you, dad.
Billy: I love you.
James: Hey, no matter how much of a hard time I give you,
always be my dad.
Billy: You truly are the best son.
No, whatever, stop, let me finish first.
The best son that a dad could ask for.
James: All right, let's go back inside.
I'm gonna bust your head some board games, old man.
Billy: What?
Hey, look, just because you're on Chris's team,
I'm really gonna have to destroy you, come on.
James: We'll see about that, old man.
♪ All of my roads led back to the street ♪
♪ to the porch light glow ♪
♪ and the sound of your feet. ♪
♪ The world can be loud, but your love so still, ♪
♪ like a quiet snow that covers the hill. ♪
♪ No gift can mean more than one we've made. ♪
♪ In a house full of memories that never fade. ♪
♪ They say forever just a word, folks, ♪
♪ but I've found forever in your arms that day. ♪
♪ I've got to know I need to feel what it means to be... ♪
Billy: Showing out.
Harmony: Thank you for having me.
Billy: Of course.
Harmony: Such a good time.
Billy: Thanks for being here.
Harmony: Your family's great.
Chris: Yes we are.
Alicia: Before we eat, I have a little announcement to make.
Chris?
Chris: Oh? Oh.
Alicia: We are getting married next Christmas.
James: Guys, that's amazing.
April: Congratulations.
Hayley: Congratulations, mom and Chris.
Chris: We're excited to have all of you here.
Billy: Congratulations.
You got a real one.
Chris: I know.
Hayley: Okay, who's gonna pray over the food?
You want to say grace?
Billy: This is your house.
So I'll say the grace.
You say the grace.
Let's do it. Go ahead.
Chris: Rubadubdub, thanks for the grub.
Harmony: Yay, God, that's what we do.
Chris: This is this is how we do it in the south.
Billy: Do better.
Okay, do better.
Start over.
Let's go.
Chris: Dear heavenly Father, we thank you for allowing us to
come together as a family.
We thank you for allowing everyone to make it home safely.
Allowing us to celebrate with each other.
We ask that you allow us to enjoy our time while we're here.
And bless this food that my lovely fiancee and soon to be
wife cooked.
That it gives our body nourishment.
In Jesus's name, amen.
All: Amen.
Bobby: Any more traditions for tonight?
Alicia: Oh, I do wanna say be sure to try the cobbler.
Harmony made that.
Harmony: Thank you.
Chris: I like ingredients.
Hayley: Who wants some spinach.
Chris: Hey, good, good luck everybody.
♪ Uh, yeah. ♪
♪ Turn the lights up ♪
♪ Let the tree glow ♪
♪ one time for the big man. ♪
♪ Let's go, it's Christmas. ♪
♪ Stepping out clean in my red and green ♪
♪ Whole crew fresh like a Christmas scene ♪
♪ rhythm in my chest. ♪
♪ Got my heart in spin. ♪
♪ Ooh, hit the floor. Let the carols begin. ♪
♪ Santa hat tilt and my coat real fly. ♪
♪ Jingle bell swing with the mistletoe vibe ♪
♪ Eyes on me when I slide on through ♪
♪ They don't say like this, it's only Santa do. ♪
♪ Ooh, this grooves a gift. ♪
♪ Yeah. ♪
♪ Feel that spark. ♪
♪ Lights on the block looking like a theme park. ♪
♪ Ain't no mistake when the sleigh bells ring ♪
♪ feeling that Christmas funk two times for Christmas. ♪
♪ Feeling that Christmas funk. ♪
♪ In my shoes can't lose it. ♪
♪ Slide to the left or any way you choose ♪
♪ Hands in the air. ♪
♪ It's almost Christmas tonight we vibe, yeah. ♪
♪ Me and you. ♪
♪ Feelin' that heat when the cocoa hot. ♪
♪ Hips don't lie when the rhythm pop ♪
♪ We don't stop, nah, we just cruise. ♪
♪ Feeling that Christmas ♪
♪ Now watch the groove. ♪
♪
♪ She said boy, where'd you get that cheer ♪
♪ Told her every December, I bring the... ♪