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John Luke, you see it?
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I see trees.
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- Willie: I can totally see it.
- John Reed: Yeah, me, too.
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- Willie: See?
- John Luke: You can see it?
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Willie: You know
what I see when I see this?
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The most epic BMX course
ever made.
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Parenting is a tricky thing.
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[horn beeping]
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Willie: You want
your kids to be safe,
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but not too safe.
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Mary Kate:
My kids aren't getting on it.
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This is gonna be so much fun
having y'all here.
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And comfortable,
but not too comfortable.
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Willie: Good grief.
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Three and a half years trying
for a baby is just a lot.
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Hey, what's the problem?
Shooting blanks?
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[chuckling]
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It ain't ever easy,
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but we still
really want to do it.
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Jacob, this is
testicle intervention.
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Si: Welcome
to Bull Testicles 101.
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Willie:
No matter what it takes.
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One man's trash
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is another man's
obstacle course.
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John Luke: Let's go!
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Willie: Man down.
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Well, y'all get your stuff
together. Let me know
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- when you're ready, all right?
- Okay, I'll let you know.
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- John Reed: What is he doing?
- John Luke: I don't know.
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He'll probably
forget about this tomorrow.
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♪ I just wanna go fast ♪
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♪ Life goes by in a flash ♪
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♪ Living free, no looking back ♪
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♪ I just wanna go fast ♪
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♪ Keep growing from the past ♪
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♪ Can't slow me down ♪
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♪ I wanna go fast
or lean back ♪
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♪ Clean right out ♪
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♪ Go fast,
make the good times last ♪
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♪ Yeah, I just wanna go ♪
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[duck call]
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Willie: Smug Boy,
you think you can do that?
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- You think you could?
- You think you can?
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Willie: I wanna see
somebody get some air.
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There we go.
There's some air.
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Oh, this is cool.
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I'm telling you,
when I was a kid,
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I had everything in my yard
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to really be
a BMX bike rider.
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I can be that.
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You could be that.
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I've seen the yard
you grew up in.
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It was a junk yard.
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If you can ride a bike
in a junk yard,
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you can ride a bike anywhere.
This is easy.
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That is not safe.
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We're not riding bikes
in junk yards.
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That's the problem with today.
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Everybody's trying
to be too safe.
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John Luke's a great dad,
but ever since he's had kids,
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I just worry that--
is he becoming too cautious?
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No. I mean,
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maybe compared
to your upbringing.
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- Wanna go ride on the bike?
- Go for it.
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Well, I'm just gonna
nudge him a little bit
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just to remember
the danger zone.
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- The danger zone?
- That's the fun zone.
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Bill: We're gonna wait
for those lights to go.
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When they go,
you pounce like a lion
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when that gate drops, okay?
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Okay.
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Bill: There you go, buddy.
There you go.
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- Pedal, pedal, pedal, pedal.
- Pedal, pedal, pedal.
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- Come on, Shep.
- Bill: A lot of kids don't
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- attack it like that.
- Go, go, go, go, go!
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Bill: Pedal, pedal,
pedal, pedal, pedal.
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- Here he comes.
- John Reed: Really fast!
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- Right there, buddy! Pedal...
- Bill: Pedal, Shep, pedal.
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- Yeah. Whoo-hoo!
- Good job!
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- [applause]
- Bill: He just lapped you!
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First time around the track
and he made it the whole way.
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- What?!
- Dude, he just did it.
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Bill: Nice job, dude.
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- Bill: Boom.
- John Luke: Isn't this awesome?
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We can come here any time.
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Willie:
Deep down, I think he's got
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that free-range parent
inside of him.
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I think
he just needs Grandpa
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to be the one
with the bad ideas.
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I tell you what, though,
this is easy street.
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Like, you don't have
to watch out for junk cars
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and stuff in the yard
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or, like, dogs
that are trying to bite you.
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We need something kind of
Robertson style, you know?
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You know, just kind of put
a little redneck touch on it.
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Look, nobody does DIY
theme parks like the Robertsons.
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Gentlemen, we are gonna build
the greatest water park
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that's ever been assembled.
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Whoo!
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- [all laugh]
- Willie: It worked.
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All right, it worked.
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Hit it.
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Whoa!
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He gone.
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[cheers and applause]
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Redneck rec centers
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are basically
a family tradition.
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Maybe a water feature.
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We definitely don't need
a water feature.
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You don't know how
to learn how to jump a bike
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until you got to jump it
over water.
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[laughs]
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Especially with stuff
in the water.
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Yeah.
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John Luke:
This place is awesome.
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I don't know
why we can't just come here,
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why Dad is always wanting
to just build our own thing.
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We're already at the next level.
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We don't need to take it
to the next, next level.
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It is settled.
We are building our own track.
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John Luke, I'm gonna
put you in charge of it.
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Wait, so I'm in charge?
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Well, I'm in charge,
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but I'm putting you in charge.
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- Okay.
- Me being the person in charge
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tells other people
who's in charge,
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and so you're in charge of this.
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- Okay.
- But I'll tell you what.
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It's actually good
I'm in charge
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because my dad's highest
priority is not safety.
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If you have the property,
build it.
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Hey, like Kevin Costner did
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on-- when he built that
baseball park in that cornfield.
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If you build it, they'll come.
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- Yeah.
- Yeah.
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Korie: Wow.
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- Abby: This is a lot of stuff.
- Will: Yep.
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Korie: This is gonna be
so much fun having y'all here.
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Will: Yeah, it's exciting.
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Korie: Look, everyone has
their own parenting style.
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Like, your parenting style
is pressure and pester.
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Willie: You know
what'd be better,
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if y'all
just moved over here.
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♪ Will and Abby ♪
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♪ Come on home,
Will and Abby ♪
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♪ Come on home ♪
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You're going to Monroe.
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You're going to Monroe!
He said it.
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My style works,
but when I said move home,
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I meant, like, in the area.
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Not, like, in our house.
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Like, that's different.
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It's just for a little while,
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just until
they get on their feet.
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That's the way it starts.
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- Abby: Oh.
- Will: Okay.
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- Isn't this cute?
- Uh, yeah.
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- Where did you put my bed?
- In the attic.
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- This is different.
- I thought it'd be so cute
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to have a bunk bedroom.
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Well, for the grandkids.
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- Okay.
- Yeah.
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Ollie, what do you think?
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- Korie: Do you like it?
- Will: She's curious.
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- Korie: I think she likes it.
- Will: Oh, she likes it.
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Korie: She likes it.
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I'm not a big fan
of how she changed my room.
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I'm not sure if I like this.
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- We'll make do.
- Yeah.
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No, I call top bunk
for sure.
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I mean, I'll get used to it.
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Willie:
What's up, guys? Welcome.
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[barks]
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- Will: What's up?
- Willie: I thought y'all were
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leaving the dog in Dallas.
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Abby: No, that's our child.
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I think
she likes you, Willie.
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- She's excited to see you.
- She likes you a lot.
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Look, I'm a dog person.
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I love dogs.
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Just not all dogs.
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Stupid dog peed on my bag.
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I sat my bag down
for, like, two seconds.
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Phil: Well, I trained him.
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Anybody coming up in the yard,
pee on their stuff.
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That's a yuppie deterrent.
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That'll send 'em down the road.
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Not all dogs.
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This is Ollie.
She is our baby.
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This is our daughter for now.
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She loves bearded men.
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- Yeah, she loves bearded men.
- She loves beards.
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Hey, okay.
All right, all right.
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That's good. That's good.
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Willie:
Well, we're glad you're back.
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We'll figure it out
as we go.
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Korie:
Let's go get it. Come on.
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We're so excited.
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- This is awesome.
- Will: Yeah, so excited.
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So happy you're here.
Stay as long as you want.
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Sometimes you should
put a date on it.
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Is that dog potty trained?
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I think so.
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[Ollie barks]
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Sadie: So, um,
we actually, the three of us,
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haven't all talked
about this together.
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Well, it's just
a weird thing to bring up,
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especially because,
I don't know,
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sometimes it feels like
everyone's always wondering
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or everyone's always
thinking about it
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and wanting to ask,
but then no one does.
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And then also,
I don't really wanna
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- talk about it most of the time.
- Yeah.
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If there are
two people that we know
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are gonna be just great parents,
it's Bella and Jacob,
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which is just why everyone
wants it so badly for them.
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Three and a half years of trying
for a baby is just a lot.
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It's a lot on both of us.
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I will tell you,
I did get an appointment
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to go to see a specialist.
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The appointment is,
like, six weeks out.
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I've got a month and a half.
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So in the meantime,
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- one last try.
- One last hurrah.
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One last hurrah.
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- [laughing]
- ...We're open to any opinions.
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Any other ideas are welcome.
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I mean,
everyone wants to help.
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However, there are some times
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when you don't open up
the floor to suggestions.
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[all laugh]
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How am I supposed to know?
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They have a test, okay,
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to see if your salmon are
swimming upstream.
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- My "sal-mon"?
- Yeah.
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I think it's called semen.
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Hey, yeah, it's called sperm.
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And you got to find the spot
that the ducks go.
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Are you in the right spot?
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[all laugh]
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I'm not gonna go there
with you, Uncle Si.
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Well, okay. I'm just--
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Look, I'm just checking.
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You hear from other people,
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and I think,
like, acupuncture,
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if you haven't tried it.
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Yeah, I actually do want
to try acupuncture because
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- I've heard a lot about that.
- Yeah.
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Look, there's all kind
of weird remedies
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to all these problems.
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Whatever is in black food
helps guys' testicles.
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To help their
reproductive system.
253
00:09:44,208 --> 00:09:45,583
Bella: Like licorice?
254
00:09:45,708 --> 00:09:46,833
Maybe eggplant.
255
00:09:47,000 --> 00:09:49,542
Or like octopus, like the ink.
256
00:09:49,750 --> 00:09:51,625
I don't know
about the black food,
257
00:09:51,833 --> 00:09:54,667
and I also cannot handle you
casually saying testicles.
258
00:10:00,167 --> 00:10:02,125
Yeah.
259
00:10:02,292 --> 00:10:04,000
[laughs]
260
00:10:04,833 --> 00:10:06,875
Bella: They say
women should warm the womb.
261
00:10:07,083 --> 00:10:08,542
- Saunas are good for women.
- Yeah, so guys are cold.
262
00:10:08,708 --> 00:10:11,000
But then men should be
in cold plunges
263
00:10:11,208 --> 00:10:12,417
and not be in saunas.
264
00:10:12,583 --> 00:10:14,708
Hot tub is what you need.
265
00:10:16,333 --> 00:10:17,417
They told me one time
266
00:10:17,542 --> 00:10:19,208
to stay away from hot tubs
on honeymoons
267
00:10:19,375 --> 00:10:20,833
because they carry
a lot of STDs.
268
00:10:22,708 --> 00:10:24,333
I tried a hot tub one time.
269
00:10:26,208 --> 00:10:28,708
I've heard, like, if you eat,
like, raw testicles...
270
00:10:30,208 --> 00:10:31,792
[laughs]
271
00:10:31,958 --> 00:10:34,167
...that'll help
your reproductive system.
272
00:10:34,292 --> 00:10:35,250
Oh, my God.
273
00:10:41,583 --> 00:10:42,917
Should Bella eat 'em, too?
274
00:10:44,750 --> 00:10:45,833
Probably wouldn't hurt.
275
00:10:45,958 --> 00:10:48,500
Why does she need
bull testicle power?
276
00:10:48,625 --> 00:10:50,542
Well, you might be
a little short right now.
277
00:10:50,708 --> 00:10:53,167
[all laugh]
278
00:10:53,375 --> 00:10:55,208
I'm just saying.
I don't know.
279
00:10:55,417 --> 00:10:56,958
Maybe just chicken testicles.
280
00:10:57,125 --> 00:10:58,333
Rebecca...
281
00:10:59,917 --> 00:11:02,000
if I hear you say testicles
one more time,
282
00:11:02,167 --> 00:11:03,625
you're getting
kicked out of this room.
283
00:11:03,792 --> 00:11:05,958
- No.
- Sadie: ...so wrong.
284
00:11:06,125 --> 00:11:07,625
- That's just...
- Actually, I actually have
285
00:11:07,750 --> 00:11:11,000
eaten chicken butt
and chicken heart before.
286
00:11:11,208 --> 00:11:12,833
- Sadie: Okay...
- What is chicken butt?
287
00:11:13,000 --> 00:11:14,875
- Seriously.
- You butterfly the butt.
288
00:11:15,042 --> 00:11:16,792
It's, like,
actually really good.
289
00:11:16,958 --> 00:11:19,333
Not the butterfly.
[laughs]
290
00:11:19,542 --> 00:11:21,958
Not the butterfly butt.
291
00:11:22,125 --> 00:11:23,292
Oh, my gosh.
292
00:11:23,458 --> 00:11:24,500
Sadie: Wow.
293
00:11:24,667 --> 00:11:26,250
[all laugh]
294
00:11:26,458 --> 00:11:27,542
Okay.
295
00:11:27,708 --> 00:11:29,583
Any other ideas?
296
00:11:29,750 --> 00:11:31,042
I'm scared to ask.
297
00:11:33,875 --> 00:11:35,625
Jacob: On your knee?
298
00:11:35,750 --> 00:11:36,917
I've had a tick in other places.
299
00:11:37,083 --> 00:11:40,542
What that's got...
to do with fertility, okay?
300
00:11:40,708 --> 00:11:43,792
We're trying to help
this young man have a baby.
301
00:11:51,750 --> 00:11:53,667
Well, I just popped
that joker off,
302
00:11:53,875 --> 00:11:55,500
and it could have been a tick.
303
00:11:55,708 --> 00:11:58,000
But I-- just in case,
I put my fingernails on it
304
00:11:58,208 --> 00:12:01,458
and squeezed it real hard
and then threw it off the bed.
305
00:12:01,667 --> 00:12:02,833
So what was it?
306
00:12:02,958 --> 00:12:04,000
To this day, I don't know
307
00:12:04,167 --> 00:12:07,333
if it was a tick
or a tab of skin.
308
00:12:07,542 --> 00:12:08,792
But back
to helping you with it.
309
00:12:08,917 --> 00:12:11,125
- [laughs]
- But back to the salmon.
310
00:12:11,292 --> 00:12:12,916
Hey, back to the salmon.
311
00:12:12,917 --> 00:12:15,750
Okay. Well, you got
a lot to think about,
312
00:12:15,875 --> 00:12:16,917
and a lot of things to try.
313
00:12:17,125 --> 00:12:18,750
Rebecca gave me
plenty to think about,
314
00:12:18,917 --> 00:12:20,708
- that's for sure.
- We're so with you.
315
00:12:20,875 --> 00:12:22,667
- Becca: Yes.
- Sadie: We're your sisters.
316
00:12:22,792 --> 00:12:23,833
We'll laugh with you
and cry with you.
317
00:12:24,042 --> 00:12:25,333
- Mm-hmm.
- And we can't wait
318
00:12:25,500 --> 00:12:26,958
for that little baby.
319
00:12:36,833 --> 00:12:40,167
- This is amazing.
- Oh, we hit the jackpot here.
320
00:12:40,292 --> 00:12:44,250
I feel like I am
inside Thunderdome right now.
321
00:12:44,417 --> 00:12:48,375
This is one of your finest hours
there, young man.
322
00:12:48,542 --> 00:12:51,458
Smells like...
323
00:12:51,583 --> 00:12:53,000
tetanus.
324
00:13:02,167 --> 00:13:05,875
Willie: One man's trash is
another man's obstacle course.
325
00:13:08,042 --> 00:13:09,792
When you grow up
without money like I did,
326
00:13:09,958 --> 00:13:12,542
you learn to turn nothing
into something,
327
00:13:12,708 --> 00:13:13,667
and you love it.
328
00:13:13,833 --> 00:13:15,625
John Luke: Why are we here?
329
00:13:15,792 --> 00:13:17,333
To get stuff for the BMX.
330
00:13:17,500 --> 00:13:18,667
Yeah, John Luke.
331
00:13:18,833 --> 00:13:20,333
Willie: At a junkyard,
there's everything
332
00:13:20,542 --> 00:13:23,500
a free-range kid needs
to make a killer BMX course.
333
00:13:23,667 --> 00:13:27,292
There's jumps, ramps, rails,
334
00:13:27,458 --> 00:13:28,750
probably a rat's nest or two.
335
00:13:30,083 --> 00:13:31,583
Expand your vision,
all right?
336
00:13:31,708 --> 00:13:33,292
Some people
may see a car hood...
337
00:13:34,750 --> 00:13:36,250
But I see a ramp.
338
00:13:36,458 --> 00:13:38,500
John Luke, everything here,
it's all in nature.
339
00:13:38,708 --> 00:13:39,750
You dummies got that?
340
00:13:39,917 --> 00:13:42,833
John Luke:
This is so anti-nature.
341
00:13:43,042 --> 00:13:44,833
This goes everything
against nature.
342
00:13:44,958 --> 00:13:46,417
This is unnatural.
343
00:13:46,542 --> 00:13:48,333
It's out here.
344
00:13:49,083 --> 00:13:50,750
There's nature all around you.
There was a whole family
345
00:13:50,917 --> 00:13:52,000
of raccoons right back there.
346
00:13:52,208 --> 00:13:54,167
They look mostly healthy.
347
00:13:54,375 --> 00:13:56,667
Willie: All right,
let's split up in two groups.
348
00:13:56,833 --> 00:13:57,667
John Reed, you go with Martin.
349
00:13:57,875 --> 00:13:59,000
I'll stay with Si
350
00:13:59,167 --> 00:14:00,167
to make sure
he doesn't kill himself.
351
00:14:00,333 --> 00:14:02,249
And John Luke,
you come with us.
352
00:14:02,250 --> 00:14:04,750
Y'all need to put
y'all's mind in gear.
353
00:14:04,958 --> 00:14:08,250
We're looking for objects
to use on the course.
354
00:14:08,958 --> 00:14:11,167
- I think I just said that.
- We either jump...
355
00:14:11,375 --> 00:14:13,750
run around, or run over,
or run through.
356
00:14:13,917 --> 00:14:15,042
We got it.
357
00:14:15,208 --> 00:14:16,583
This is great.
358
00:14:16,750 --> 00:14:19,583
Probably one of the best ideas
your dad's ever had actually.
359
00:14:20,208 --> 00:14:22,625
Si, this looks like
a good thing right here.
360
00:14:22,750 --> 00:14:24,542
What is this?
361
00:14:24,708 --> 00:14:26,500
That was a nuclear weapon.
362
00:14:27,167 --> 00:14:29,708
Si, there's
no nuclear weapons here.
363
00:14:29,875 --> 00:14:32,042
- Yeah, there is.
- No, this says--
364
00:14:32,208 --> 00:14:34,208
it's something to do with water.
365
00:14:41,208 --> 00:14:42,250
John Reed:
That could be a cool ramp.
366
00:14:42,375 --> 00:14:44,375
Look at that. Shoong!
367
00:14:44,542 --> 00:14:46,417
Ramp secured.
368
00:14:46,583 --> 00:14:48,125
Plus, it's not my kid,
so I'm in.
369
00:14:48,250 --> 00:14:50,125
Hey, here we go.
370
00:14:54,792 --> 00:14:55,833
This is a treasure chest, okay?
371
00:14:56,042 --> 00:14:57,625
You want a school bus?
Right behind me.
372
00:14:57,792 --> 00:14:59,833
You want some cable?
Check it out.
373
00:15:00,000 --> 00:15:00,875
You want a pipe?
374
00:15:01,042 --> 00:15:03,583
Hey, what size?
375
00:15:03,708 --> 00:15:04,875
Hey, Si.
376
00:15:06,417 --> 00:15:08,375
- You found a water gun?
- Willie: I did.
377
00:15:08,542 --> 00:15:12,750
And a gas can
and a socket and a level.
378
00:15:12,917 --> 00:15:15,125
If I lived next door
to this thing,
379
00:15:15,250 --> 00:15:17,333
they would have had
posted signs all over it
380
00:15:17,500 --> 00:15:21,667
talking about "no trespassing,"
which I would have ignored...
381
00:15:21,875 --> 00:15:23,958
and went here anyway.
382
00:15:24,125 --> 00:15:27,167
I mean, you could flip
this thing and use it as a ramp.
383
00:15:28,875 --> 00:15:29,958
Perfect.
384
00:15:30,083 --> 00:15:31,375
That way, that way.
385
00:15:31,542 --> 00:15:32,792
You can come from this side.
386
00:15:32,958 --> 00:15:34,083
- You go long ways, man.
- John Reed: Long ways.
387
00:15:34,250 --> 00:15:36,167
Yeah, it's definitely
not good for a boat.
388
00:15:36,333 --> 00:15:38,333
Willie: A lot of obstacles here
for an obstacle course.
389
00:15:38,542 --> 00:15:42,292
Hey, here's a tire.
We maybe could use this.
390
00:15:42,500 --> 00:15:45,417
Yeah, hey, you can make that
a Porta Potty for the women.
391
00:15:47,833 --> 00:15:49,542
Here's a demonstration
right here.
392
00:15:50,708 --> 00:15:52,667
They can just...
393
00:15:52,875 --> 00:15:53,875
Oh.
394
00:15:54,042 --> 00:15:55,667
- We got to fix that part.
- Yeah.
395
00:15:55,875 --> 00:15:59,292
This is going
as expected: terrible.
396
00:15:59,458 --> 00:16:01,958
When Dad's on a mission,
it's hard to fight it.
397
00:16:02,125 --> 00:16:03,417
Sometimes you just have
to go with it.
398
00:16:03,542 --> 00:16:05,500
Si, we found
the mother lode over here.
399
00:16:05,667 --> 00:16:07,292
Works for me, son.
400
00:16:10,083 --> 00:16:11,792
I think we got a good start.
401
00:16:11,958 --> 00:16:13,083
Let's get a truck,
402
00:16:13,250 --> 00:16:15,167
and we'll start loading
all this stuff up.
403
00:16:15,333 --> 00:16:17,083
There's some other areas, too,
we can look at.
404
00:16:17,250 --> 00:16:19,333
Si, don't tear up
the whole thing.
405
00:16:20,750 --> 00:16:22,125
- Aah!
- Yeah!
406
00:16:22,292 --> 00:16:23,958
God almighty,
that was my toe!
407
00:16:31,208 --> 00:16:33,125
So how long have y'all
been trying to have a baby?
408
00:16:33,292 --> 00:16:34,458
For three and a half years.
409
00:16:34,625 --> 00:16:36,042
Okay.
410
00:16:36,208 --> 00:16:38,208
Does that equal
more needles?
411
00:16:38,375 --> 00:16:40,833
- Not necessarily.
- Okay.
412
00:16:41,042 --> 00:16:42,292
- That's a positive.
- I think you'll be
413
00:16:42,417 --> 00:16:43,750
pleasantly surprised.
My teacher told us
414
00:16:43,917 --> 00:16:44,917
one needle can be
a good treatment
415
00:16:45,083 --> 00:16:46,042
if it's in the right spot.
416
00:16:46,208 --> 00:16:48,416
- One needle. Right spot.
- Oh, good.
417
00:16:48,417 --> 00:16:51,708
Right now, me and Jacob are
kind of in this weird place.
418
00:16:51,917 --> 00:16:53,708
We're waiting to go see
a fertility specialist
419
00:16:53,875 --> 00:16:55,167
in six weeks.
420
00:16:55,375 --> 00:16:57,167
So while we're waiting,
we're just gonna try
421
00:16:57,375 --> 00:17:00,083
some of the more
off-the-radar remedies.
422
00:17:00,292 --> 00:17:02,542
We're just willing
to try anything at this point.
423
00:17:02,708 --> 00:17:05,083
One of the basic theories
of traditional Chinese medicine
424
00:17:05,250 --> 00:17:07,625
is that all the problems
of the body or the mind
425
00:17:07,750 --> 00:17:10,333
are caused because
something is not flowing.
426
00:17:10,542 --> 00:17:13,250
If your chi is not flowing,
then after a while,
427
00:17:13,417 --> 00:17:15,708
the physical body's
gonna start having problems.
428
00:17:15,875 --> 00:17:17,500
All right,
let's cut to the chase.
429
00:17:17,625 --> 00:17:20,375
I mean, am I getting stabbed
in the beans or what?
430
00:17:20,500 --> 00:17:23,333
- No, we're not gonna...
- Okay, phew.
431
00:17:23,458 --> 00:17:25,417
...do that for any reason.
It's not necessary.
432
00:17:25,583 --> 00:17:27,792
We are just really proud
of Bella and Jacob
433
00:17:27,958 --> 00:17:30,708
for just sharing their journey
and opening themselves up
434
00:17:30,917 --> 00:17:33,500
to try things that
might be uncomfortable.
435
00:17:33,708 --> 00:17:34,750
Would you like to have a facial?
436
00:17:34,917 --> 00:17:37,417
- With needles?
- [laughs]
437
00:17:38,667 --> 00:17:40,750
The closest I've ever come
to acupuncture
438
00:17:40,917 --> 00:17:43,167
was that time I fell
in the thorn bushes.
439
00:17:44,375 --> 00:17:45,875
Meredith:
Is it comfortable for you?
440
00:17:46,042 --> 00:17:47,500
I'm good, I just feel like
Bob the Builder's
441
00:17:47,708 --> 00:17:49,708
- working on my forehead.
- [Meredith laughing]
442
00:17:50,875 --> 00:17:52,125
I didn't know
they were gonna be
443
00:17:52,292 --> 00:17:54,250
at, like,
a downward angle like that.
444
00:17:54,417 --> 00:17:56,333
Meredith:
Just right under the skin.
445
00:17:56,542 --> 00:17:58,125
I really enjoyed it
more than I thought.
446
00:17:58,250 --> 00:17:59,292
Well, you look cute.
447
00:17:59,458 --> 00:18:01,542
I never thought
I'd be called that
448
00:18:01,708 --> 00:18:03,375
with needles in my head.
449
00:18:03,542 --> 00:18:06,500
I feel like
I look like a psycho.
450
00:18:06,708 --> 00:18:08,500
But did it help my beans?
451
00:18:08,708 --> 00:18:10,500
I don't really know.
452
00:18:10,708 --> 00:18:12,167
Guess we'll find out.
453
00:18:12,292 --> 00:18:13,458
All right,
I'm going to sleep.
454
00:18:20,417 --> 00:18:23,000
John Luke: We've got our plans.
We've got our junk.
455
00:18:23,167 --> 00:18:25,292
- We got our equipment.
- Hey, hold on now.
456
00:18:25,458 --> 00:18:27,792
You're acting like you're
in charge of this operation.
457
00:18:28,000 --> 00:18:30,250
Your dad put me and Si
in charge
458
00:18:30,458 --> 00:18:33,042
when he sent us to JTB Rentals
to get the equipment.
459
00:18:33,208 --> 00:18:34,667
I thought I was in charge.
460
00:18:34,792 --> 00:18:37,333
No, you the head engineer, son.
461
00:18:37,500 --> 00:18:39,500
Willie: Once you get John Luke
into building a project
462
00:18:39,667 --> 00:18:42,582
like a BMX course,
he fully commits.
463
00:18:42,583 --> 00:18:44,500
So it's really
just a matter of time.
464
00:18:44,625 --> 00:18:47,417
But I got to keep him
from playing it too safe.
465
00:18:47,583 --> 00:18:49,000
And I'm thinking
more fire, maybe.
466
00:18:49,167 --> 00:18:51,125
Willie:
So I surrounded him
467
00:18:51,250 --> 00:18:53,333
with the least responsible
people that I know.
468
00:18:53,458 --> 00:18:55,042
We've got the plan.
So this is what we're gonna do.
469
00:18:55,208 --> 00:18:57,542
You go over the car hood
470
00:18:57,708 --> 00:18:59,208
and then over the bumps
471
00:18:59,375 --> 00:19:01,208
and then around...
472
00:19:02,208 --> 00:19:03,833
over the boat ramp,
473
00:19:04,000 --> 00:19:05,792
go for some side-to-side action,
474
00:19:05,958 --> 00:19:08,375
and then up straight to the end.
475
00:19:10,417 --> 00:19:12,958
Oh, we got to add more, man.
That's boring.
476
00:19:13,125 --> 00:19:15,208
I just want some fire.
I want, like--
477
00:19:15,375 --> 00:19:16,542
I really want some fire.
478
00:19:16,708 --> 00:19:19,000
I want some big...
479
00:19:19,208 --> 00:19:21,000
flames.
480
00:19:21,167 --> 00:19:23,250
No flames,
at least an alligator,
481
00:19:23,417 --> 00:19:26,042
some kind of deadly pond
of snakes, something like that.
482
00:19:26,208 --> 00:19:28,375
This is not boring.
483
00:19:28,500 --> 00:19:29,667
- Yeah, it is.
- John Luke: No, it's not.
484
00:19:29,875 --> 00:19:32,000
- Look.
- What it's say?
485
00:19:32,167 --> 00:19:33,167
Where's the starting point
on it?
486
00:19:33,333 --> 00:19:35,250
- Right up here?
- Right there.
487
00:19:38,708 --> 00:19:41,208
Now let's start reworking
this whole mess.
488
00:19:41,375 --> 00:19:42,792
Ugh.
489
00:19:42,958 --> 00:19:44,500
Okay...
490
00:19:45,875 --> 00:19:46,917
First, first, first thing.
491
00:19:49,417 --> 00:19:52,375
Okay, according to the plans--
492
00:19:52,542 --> 00:19:53,958
What comes from plans?
[laughs]
493
00:19:54,083 --> 00:19:55,000
John Luke: I knew
you were gonna do that.
494
00:19:55,208 --> 00:19:57,167
John Reed: Well,
he is your family, so...
495
00:19:57,375 --> 00:19:59,542
- Hey, hey.
- John Reed: He is your family.
496
00:20:03,167 --> 00:20:05,250
Most people got to have plans.
497
00:20:05,417 --> 00:20:08,125
Me? Nah, I don't need 'em.
498
00:20:08,292 --> 00:20:09,375
- It's all up here.
- Hey.
499
00:20:09,500 --> 00:20:10,500
The washing machines.
500
00:20:10,667 --> 00:20:11,833
- Martin: Uh-huh.
- John Luke: Yeah.
501
00:20:12,042 --> 00:20:13,417
You need to put that
further up.
502
00:20:16,417 --> 00:20:20,167
By the pond, and then move
the boat ramp in the curve.
503
00:20:20,375 --> 00:20:22,250
That way,
you come sliding around,
504
00:20:22,417 --> 00:20:24,833
- jump the washing machine...
- John Luke: Yeah.
505
00:20:25,000 --> 00:20:27,667
slide up to the old boat ramp.
506
00:20:32,917 --> 00:20:34,583
Okay, and then...
507
00:20:36,667 --> 00:20:37,958
Aah!
508
00:20:38,125 --> 00:20:39,875
Over them and then, aah!
509
00:20:44,542 --> 00:20:45,792
Do you think
we need another pond of doom?
510
00:20:45,958 --> 00:20:47,541
It wouldn't hurt.
511
00:20:47,542 --> 00:20:49,000
Willie:
Between my junkyard junk,
512
00:20:49,208 --> 00:20:50,500
John Luke's nerdiness,
513
00:20:50,708 --> 00:20:53,458
and Si's total disregard
for human life,
514
00:20:53,625 --> 00:20:58,333
I really think this is gonna be
a kid's BMX masterpiece.
515
00:20:58,458 --> 00:20:59,750
I think this may be
the first time
516
00:20:59,958 --> 00:21:01,000
I get to say this.
Get to work!
517
00:21:01,208 --> 00:21:02,917
Si: That's right.
Hey, get to work.
518
00:21:03,083 --> 00:21:05,042
Yeah.
Rolls off the tongue nice.
519
00:21:05,208 --> 00:21:07,500
Now I see why Willie does it
all the time.
520
00:21:10,833 --> 00:21:12,667
Supervise.
521
00:21:12,875 --> 00:21:14,000
How do I turn this on?
522
00:21:14,208 --> 00:21:15,333
There's a key.
523
00:21:15,542 --> 00:21:16,667
To be a good supervisor,
524
00:21:16,833 --> 00:21:19,000
- you need a motivated workforce.
- Yeah.
525
00:21:19,208 --> 00:21:22,333
Instead, we have John Reed
and John Luke.
526
00:21:22,500 --> 00:21:24,125
Martin:
I may have to walk off the job.
527
00:21:24,333 --> 00:21:27,542
I don't want to be
the supervisor of this.
528
00:21:27,708 --> 00:21:30,167
The most dangerous part
of this course may be them.
529
00:21:30,375 --> 00:21:31,667
Si: Yeah.
530
00:21:40,833 --> 00:21:42,833
[honks horn]
531
00:21:43,042 --> 00:21:44,625
[honking horn back]
532
00:21:46,042 --> 00:21:49,375
Martin: Okay, boys.
There we go.
533
00:22:00,292 --> 00:22:01,500
You know
what the problem is?
534
00:22:01,708 --> 00:22:04,417
I can't do nothing
on an empty stomach.
535
00:22:08,250 --> 00:22:09,833
- Martin: You hungry?
- Si: Yeah.
536
00:22:10,042 --> 00:22:11,333
We might as well get out of here
and get something to eat.
537
00:22:11,500 --> 00:22:12,875
They're gonna be here
for five more days
538
00:22:13,042 --> 00:22:13,875
doing this at this speed.
539
00:22:14,083 --> 00:22:15,667
- Yeah.
- We'll come back.
540
00:22:15,833 --> 00:22:17,667
Y'all keep working.
541
00:22:17,833 --> 00:22:19,625
I came here knowing
that Si and Martin weren't
542
00:22:19,792 --> 00:22:22,375
gonna do no work,
so it's not a surprise to me.
543
00:22:22,542 --> 00:22:24,917
Martin: I could get used
to this management work.
544
00:22:29,167 --> 00:22:31,583
Will: Whoo!
545
00:22:33,250 --> 00:22:37,667
Oh-whoo!
546
00:22:37,792 --> 00:22:41,833
♪ Oh ♪
547
00:22:43,125 --> 00:22:46,875
♪ Oh ♪
548
00:22:47,042 --> 00:22:51,000
♪ Oh ♪
549
00:22:53,625 --> 00:22:56,292
Great. I mean,
totally great.
550
00:22:56,458 --> 00:22:59,000
I mean, there's some
differences to get used to.
551
00:22:59,208 --> 00:23:01,667
♪ Oh, ave Maria ♪
552
00:23:01,833 --> 00:23:03,875
[slams door]
553
00:23:05,417 --> 00:23:08,000
Korie: Will's voice is
incredibly beautiful.
554
00:23:08,208 --> 00:23:09,667
We have missed it
around the house.
555
00:23:09,833 --> 00:23:11,500
Oh, he's got
a beautiful voice,
556
00:23:11,708 --> 00:23:14,000
unless you're trying
to make a phone call,
557
00:23:14,208 --> 00:23:15,667
you know, a Zoom call,
558
00:23:15,833 --> 00:23:17,250
you're trying to go to sleep.
559
00:23:17,417 --> 00:23:20,333
- Who was that?
- I guess your dad.
560
00:23:20,500 --> 00:23:22,667
Or you're just trying
to gather your thoughts,
561
00:23:22,833 --> 00:23:24,583
or you're just
used to a quiet house.
562
00:23:24,750 --> 00:23:27,792
Okay, I think we're just used
to having things a certain way.
563
00:23:27,958 --> 00:23:31,292
They make their own dog food
for their dog?
564
00:23:31,458 --> 00:23:33,875
Wow, okay.
Where am I gonna put this?
565
00:23:34,167 --> 00:23:36,667
At least they're not the worst
house guests we've ever had.
566
00:23:36,792 --> 00:23:38,375
True.
567
00:23:39,542 --> 00:23:40,708
Jase: Oh, yeah.
568
00:23:40,875 --> 00:23:42,500
- What are you doing?
- I'm cooking breakfast.
569
00:23:42,708 --> 00:23:43,792
It's 4:00 in the morning.
570
00:23:43,958 --> 00:23:46,125
Jase, why is there
a beaver in my sink?
571
00:23:46,292 --> 00:23:47,167
I killed the beaver.
572
00:23:47,292 --> 00:23:48,667
That beaver smells bad.
573
00:23:48,875 --> 00:23:50,750
- What in the world?
- He's an idiot.
574
00:23:50,875 --> 00:23:52,750
It's about
100 pounds of crawfish.
575
00:23:52,917 --> 00:23:54,833
Korie: Puking in our bathtub.
You got to get him out of here.
576
00:23:55,042 --> 00:23:56,042
Willie: He is gone.
577
00:23:56,208 --> 00:23:57,625
- Hey.
- What's up?
578
00:23:57,792 --> 00:24:00,333
- What's up, guys?
- Hey.
579
00:24:00,542 --> 00:24:02,792
- Make yourselves at home.
- Want some popcorn?
580
00:24:02,958 --> 00:24:04,667
Willie:
I mean, I'm glad he's back.
581
00:24:04,833 --> 00:24:08,375
But taking over
my specific spot on the couch,
582
00:24:08,542 --> 00:24:11,083
it's already molded
for my body,
583
00:24:11,292 --> 00:24:12,708
that's crossing the line.
584
00:24:12,875 --> 00:24:14,083
That's too much.
585
00:24:17,875 --> 00:24:19,833
All right, I think I'm just
gonna go to the bedroom.
586
00:24:20,042 --> 00:24:22,125
- I'm gonna sit back there.
- Korie: Oh.
587
00:24:22,292 --> 00:24:24,417
Make yourselves
at home, eat.
588
00:24:24,583 --> 00:24:25,667
We can make room for you.
589
00:24:25,875 --> 00:24:27,500
Don't follow me, dog.
No, I'm good.
590
00:24:27,667 --> 00:24:29,542
Hey, Dad, do you want to do
a TikTok later?
591
00:24:31,375 --> 00:24:33,000
No. Ollie, you're back.
You're back.
592
00:24:33,167 --> 00:24:34,458
- Go on back, go on back.
- Abby: Ollie, come here.
593
00:24:34,667 --> 00:24:35,583
Go on back. Back, back.
594
00:24:35,750 --> 00:24:37,667
Spaz, you stay.
You go back.
595
00:24:39,583 --> 00:24:41,000
Yeah. Nuh-uh, Spaz.
596
00:24:41,208 --> 00:24:43,041
No, you come with me, Spaz.
You come with me.
597
00:24:43,042 --> 00:24:44,167
No, Ollie, just Spaz.
598
00:24:44,375 --> 00:24:45,875
- Ollie.
- No.
599
00:24:46,042 --> 00:24:46,750
- Back up.
- Ollie.
600
00:24:46,917 --> 00:24:48,083
- Ollie, stay here.
- Uh-uh.
601
00:24:48,208 --> 00:24:49,167
Come here, Ollie.
602
00:24:49,458 --> 00:24:50,417
Willie: You go back.
Spaz, you come.
603
00:24:50,583 --> 00:24:51,500
Abby: Ollie,
come here. Treat.
604
00:24:51,667 --> 00:24:53,042
Willie:
Just Spaz. No Ollie.
605
00:24:53,208 --> 00:24:54,292
Will:
Ollie, come here.
606
00:24:54,458 --> 00:24:55,583
Good girl.
607
00:24:55,750 --> 00:24:57,542
- Good girl.
- Good girl.
608
00:25:11,042 --> 00:25:13,958
That's what all them hickeys
on his neck were from.
609
00:25:14,083 --> 00:25:15,500
Did somebody say hickeys?
610
00:25:15,708 --> 00:25:16,875
John David:
Have you ever had a hickey?
611
00:25:17,042 --> 00:25:17,958
Willie: No.
612
00:25:18,083 --> 00:25:19,833
- Have you ever had a hickey?
- Yeah.
613
00:25:20,042 --> 00:25:22,875
I had one on my forehead once,
but it was from a suction cup.
614
00:25:23,750 --> 00:25:25,542
That's our problem.
What's yours?
615
00:25:25,708 --> 00:25:26,833
Yeah, why are you here?
616
00:25:27,042 --> 00:25:30,000
Well, Will and Abby moved back,
which is awesome.
617
00:25:30,167 --> 00:25:32,833
But the challenge is they don't
have their own nest yet.
618
00:25:33,000 --> 00:25:35,167
Oh, so they're staying
with Mom and Dad.
619
00:25:35,333 --> 00:25:38,500
Right. They're in our nest,
but they're big birds now.
620
00:25:38,667 --> 00:25:40,333
What is the problem
with living there, though?
621
00:25:40,500 --> 00:25:42,458
I mean,
y'all got a big house, so...
622
00:25:42,625 --> 00:25:43,875
Willie: I know,
but it's little things.
623
00:25:44,083 --> 00:25:46,375
Like, they have a dog,
and so their dog barks.
624
00:25:46,542 --> 00:25:47,625
And when their dog barks,
my dog barks,
625
00:25:47,792 --> 00:25:49,500
everybody starts barking.
626
00:25:49,708 --> 00:25:51,042
And then, like,
you know my man cave?
627
00:25:51,208 --> 00:25:52,167
Like, that's my space,
628
00:25:52,333 --> 00:25:54,000
and I'm kind of used
to nobody being in there.
629
00:25:54,167 --> 00:25:55,500
Like, where I sit, like,
630
00:25:55,708 --> 00:25:59,000
it's specifically
molded for my body.
631
00:25:59,125 --> 00:26:00,667
That's true.
I tried to sit there one time.
632
00:26:00,833 --> 00:26:02,333
- Willie: Yeah, it's small.
- He sits there a lot.
633
00:26:02,500 --> 00:26:06,042
No, it's one size fits Willie.
634
00:26:06,208 --> 00:26:07,167
Are you cooking too much?
635
00:26:07,333 --> 00:26:08,083
Well, I am cooking,
but that's--
636
00:26:08,292 --> 00:26:09,208
They're never gonna leave.
637
00:26:09,375 --> 00:26:10,917
I got to cook.
It's my house.
638
00:26:11,083 --> 00:26:12,042
But then if you feed them,
they're never going to leave.
639
00:26:12,208 --> 00:26:13,667
They're like stray cats.
640
00:26:13,792 --> 00:26:15,458
It's very easy to fix.
641
00:26:15,625 --> 00:26:17,750
- Teach me.
- Hey, have a guy come in,
642
00:26:17,917 --> 00:26:19,625
and everything in your house
is coin-operated.
643
00:26:19,792 --> 00:26:21,458
- What?
- [all laugh]
644
00:26:21,625 --> 00:26:23,125
- Oh, collect rent.
- Yeah.
645
00:26:23,292 --> 00:26:25,500
Even remote, TV, hey, 50.
646
00:26:25,708 --> 00:26:27,792
Refrigerator,
that's a dollar.
647
00:26:28,000 --> 00:26:29,833
If everything's coin-operated.
648
00:26:30,042 --> 00:26:32,167
they'll finally get tired
of shelling out the cash.
649
00:26:32,292 --> 00:26:35,375
Now, my dad told me he'd give me
a hotel room for five days,
650
00:26:35,542 --> 00:26:37,500
then I had to figure it out
on my own.
651
00:26:37,667 --> 00:26:39,000
I don't know if I want
to be that aggressive.
652
00:26:39,167 --> 00:26:41,167
I'd just walk around naked
if I was you.
653
00:26:41,375 --> 00:26:42,792
That'll run 'em out.
654
00:26:42,917 --> 00:26:45,167
The second Abby sees you naked,
655
00:26:45,375 --> 00:26:46,708
- they gone.
- Si: Hey,
656
00:26:46,875 --> 00:26:47,958
here's another thing
you could do.
657
00:26:48,125 --> 00:26:49,708
Y'all get them
into your pickup truck,
658
00:26:49,875 --> 00:26:51,542
and you chauffeur them
around, you know,
659
00:26:51,708 --> 00:26:52,874
trying to find a place
for them to stay.
660
00:26:52,875 --> 00:26:54,500
Boy, that's
the most logical thing
661
00:26:54,708 --> 00:26:55,708
you've ever said
in your life.
662
00:26:55,875 --> 00:26:56,875
- Yeah.
- Well, you know.
663
00:26:57,042 --> 00:26:59,167
When did you become
the voice of reason?
664
00:26:59,375 --> 00:27:00,583
They're looking for a place.
665
00:27:00,708 --> 00:27:02,458
Maybe I could kind of
speed it up a little bit.
666
00:27:02,583 --> 00:27:05,000
Si: Well, I mean,
if they're irritating you,
667
00:27:05,208 --> 00:27:07,667
give 'em a little nudge.
668
00:27:07,833 --> 00:27:09,042
A little parental nudge?
669
00:27:09,208 --> 00:27:10,792
- A little shove.
- Yeah, a little shove.
670
00:27:11,000 --> 00:27:13,667
I mean, you need to go
find you a place to live.
671
00:27:13,875 --> 00:27:15,875
- Well, these are good ideas.
- Martin: Yeah.
672
00:27:16,042 --> 00:27:18,000
Well, let me go find
the classifieds.
673
00:27:18,208 --> 00:27:19,750
That house is sweet,
674
00:27:19,917 --> 00:27:21,042
- and he's cooking?
- Martin: He's cookin'.
675
00:27:21,208 --> 00:27:23,125
John David:
Them kids ain't never leaving.
676
00:27:26,375 --> 00:27:27,833
[quack]
677
00:27:31,833 --> 00:27:34,750
["backing up" beeping]
678
00:27:36,667 --> 00:27:37,792
John Luke:
It may not seem like much,
679
00:27:37,958 --> 00:27:39,500
but we've made
a ton of progress,
680
00:27:39,708 --> 00:27:42,708
and I can actually see
a BMX track here.
681
00:27:45,167 --> 00:27:47,292
I really didn't see
the vision of this
682
00:27:47,417 --> 00:27:48,833
when my dad first showed me.
683
00:27:49,042 --> 00:27:51,042
It's hard to see the trees
for the forest
684
00:27:51,208 --> 00:27:54,417
or the forest for the trees
because there were trees.
685
00:27:54,583 --> 00:27:56,042
But that's fine.
686
00:27:56,208 --> 00:27:59,458
I can actually see it.
I think he might be right.
687
00:28:00,167 --> 00:28:01,833
I think inside
every nervous parent,
688
00:28:02,000 --> 00:28:05,000
there's that wild,
anything goes spirit.
689
00:28:05,167 --> 00:28:08,250
Sometimes you just need
a little heavy machinery
690
00:28:08,417 --> 00:28:10,167
to cure all the worriers.
691
00:28:10,333 --> 00:28:11,958
[laughs]
692
00:28:12,125 --> 00:28:13,625
Willie: And having
John Reed around
693
00:28:13,792 --> 00:28:14,833
doesn't hurt either.
694
00:28:14,958 --> 00:28:17,167
John Reed has been
a great partner.
695
00:28:17,333 --> 00:28:19,208
[John Reed laughs]
696
00:28:19,417 --> 00:28:21,417
He's really helpful.
697
00:28:21,583 --> 00:28:23,958
He takes care
of his workspace.
698
00:28:24,167 --> 00:28:26,333
- He's very careful.
- [John Reed laughs]
699
00:28:36,917 --> 00:28:39,500
- Becca: Hello.
- Bella: Hello.
700
00:28:39,667 --> 00:28:41,708
I got you some stuff.
701
00:28:41,875 --> 00:28:44,333
What kind of stuff?
702
00:28:44,542 --> 00:28:46,917
I brought a box of goodies
for Bella
703
00:28:47,042 --> 00:28:49,667
to help her
with her fertility.
704
00:28:49,833 --> 00:28:51,083
I did some research.
705
00:28:51,208 --> 00:28:54,500
And I've got some
surprising things for her.
706
00:28:54,667 --> 00:28:57,875
- Baby smoothies.
- What is this?
707
00:28:58,042 --> 00:28:59,167
Liver.
708
00:28:59,375 --> 00:29:00,917
- Rebecca, I'm not eating that.
- Next best thing.
709
00:29:01,125 --> 00:29:02,875
- I don't know--
- No, we're putting it
710
00:29:03,042 --> 00:29:05,375
in a smoothie.
We're not eating it.
711
00:29:05,542 --> 00:29:07,292
- Okay.
- We're drinking it.
712
00:29:07,458 --> 00:29:11,667
After they consume,
and then they do their job,
713
00:29:11,833 --> 00:29:14,708
and then I think
she can get pregnant tonight.
714
00:29:14,875 --> 00:29:17,625
- Reproductive, like, organs.
- Uterus, ovaries...
715
00:29:17,833 --> 00:29:19,000
fallopian tubes.
716
00:29:19,167 --> 00:29:20,208
Everything you need
is in this pill.
717
00:29:20,333 --> 00:29:22,667
Liver and kidney?
718
00:29:22,875 --> 00:29:26,000
If you want to help
whatever your--
719
00:29:26,167 --> 00:29:28,375
the area you want to work on,
you got to eat it.
720
00:29:29,667 --> 00:29:31,708
Jacob come to me
and said, "Hey, look,
721
00:29:31,875 --> 00:29:34,833
me and Bella are
trying to have a child,
722
00:29:35,000 --> 00:29:38,667
but we're running
into technical difficulties.
723
00:29:39,250 --> 00:29:41,500
And I said, "Well,
I can help you out on that."
724
00:29:42,208 --> 00:29:43,667
John Reed:
Usually, you can slice 'em,
725
00:29:43,875 --> 00:29:45,000
and you can roll 'em out
if they're smaller,
726
00:29:45,208 --> 00:29:46,917
but these things,
these are some big nuts.
727
00:29:47,042 --> 00:29:51,000
Just the thought of actually
biting into one of them, yuck.
728
00:29:52,542 --> 00:29:55,542
John Reed:
Uncle Si, I got 'em.
729
00:29:55,708 --> 00:29:58,167
Man, it smells
pretty good in here.
730
00:29:58,292 --> 00:30:02,875
Welcome to
Bull Testicles 101, Jacob.
731
00:30:03,042 --> 00:30:05,167
Jacob, this is
testicle intervention.
732
00:30:05,333 --> 00:30:06,750
John Reed: That's right.
733
00:30:09,542 --> 00:30:10,875
- Me?
- You.
734
00:30:21,875 --> 00:30:23,458
They're gonna say,
"Jacob, you need to stop
735
00:30:23,625 --> 00:30:25,792
eating bull testicles."
736
00:30:34,042 --> 00:30:35,500
- Rebecca.
- Do you like strawberry?
737
00:30:35,667 --> 00:30:37,042
Bella: Mm-hmm.
738
00:30:40,292 --> 00:30:41,625
Have you seen, like,
people been saying
739
00:30:41,792 --> 00:30:42,542
period blood is
really good for you?
740
00:30:42,708 --> 00:30:43,833
What?
741
00:30:44,042 --> 00:30:46,458
It's, like,
better than placenta.
742
00:30:48,417 --> 00:30:50,167
I'm not eating these testes.
743
00:30:50,375 --> 00:30:51,625
Christian: Yes, you are.
744
00:30:51,833 --> 00:30:53,375
No, hey, look,
here's what we need to do.
745
00:30:53,583 --> 00:30:54,875
- Competition, let's do it.
- Si: Y'all are always
746
00:30:55,042 --> 00:30:56,500
in competition for everything.
747
00:30:56,708 --> 00:30:58,083
Switch it over to bull balls.
748
00:30:58,250 --> 00:31:00,083
Twenty bucks
I eat more than you.
749
00:31:00,250 --> 00:31:02,750
I can get in
on this little deal myself.
750
00:31:02,917 --> 00:31:04,917
$85, and, hey,
751
00:31:05,042 --> 00:31:07,958
to show you how confident
I am about this,
752
00:31:08,125 --> 00:31:10,000
I'm betting on you.
753
00:31:10,208 --> 00:31:12,000
Jacob: Have you ever bet
on some nuts before?
754
00:31:12,208 --> 00:31:16,167
No, but there's always
a first time for anything.
755
00:31:16,333 --> 00:31:18,750
All right, so since
I don't have, like,
756
00:31:18,917 --> 00:31:21,125
actual placenta,
we got this.
757
00:31:21,250 --> 00:31:23,958
I don't know how much, like,
you're supposed to put in.
758
00:31:24,125 --> 00:31:25,708
How much do you want a baby?
759
00:31:25,917 --> 00:31:27,167
- Just wait, wait.
- Wait, tell me.
760
00:31:27,333 --> 00:31:28,542
- That's...
- How much do you want a baby?
761
00:31:28,750 --> 00:31:30,333
This much?
762
00:31:30,500 --> 00:31:32,042
[laughing]
I'm gonna have,
763
00:31:32,208 --> 00:31:33,500
like, quadruplets
or something.
764
00:31:33,708 --> 00:31:35,292
Are you crazy?
765
00:31:35,458 --> 00:31:37,250
Cut 'em into nuggets
for you, boys.
766
00:31:38,292 --> 00:31:39,958
Si: And all you need
to think of is
767
00:31:40,083 --> 00:31:41,917
when you put it in your mouth,
you talkin' about...
768
00:31:42,042 --> 00:31:44,458
"Good grief, what was that?"
769
00:31:44,625 --> 00:31:45,833
And I'll tell you what it was.
770
00:31:45,958 --> 00:31:48,792
It was the power
coming from the nuts, son.
771
00:31:48,917 --> 00:31:50,708
- [Christian laughing]
- Look, I'm gonna set it
772
00:31:50,833 --> 00:31:52,000
for one minute,
and we're gonna see
773
00:31:52,208 --> 00:31:54,250
who can eat the most.
Y'all ready? Go.
774
00:31:56,542 --> 00:31:58,292
And we're off to the races.
775
00:31:59,375 --> 00:32:00,667
John Reed: Two.
776
00:32:00,833 --> 00:32:02,083
Si: You're starting
to grow, Jacob.
777
00:32:02,250 --> 00:32:04,208
Jacob: I can't think
about this being nuts.
778
00:32:04,333 --> 00:32:06,333
Hey, I got my money
on you, son.
779
00:32:06,458 --> 00:32:09,375
Dude, Christian, you're
freaking gobbling away, five.
780
00:32:09,583 --> 00:32:11,500
How are you fitting
all them nuts in your mouth?
781
00:32:11,667 --> 00:32:13,374
I got $85 waiting on me.
782
00:32:13,375 --> 00:32:14,458
[laughs]
783
00:32:14,625 --> 00:32:18,042
Cheers to your fertile womb.
784
00:32:25,667 --> 00:32:29,750
I really feel like you can taste
the fallopian tubes.
785
00:32:29,958 --> 00:32:32,083
And time.
786
00:32:32,292 --> 00:32:35,000
Cri, I think you
just ate, like, 35.
787
00:32:35,167 --> 00:32:37,417
Jacob, I think you're at,
like, eight or nine.
788
00:32:37,542 --> 00:32:40,000
I've never seen men
like nuts so much.
789
00:32:40,208 --> 00:32:41,292
I'm doing this for you, dude.
790
00:32:41,417 --> 00:32:43,042
Why do I feel like
we're eating,
791
00:32:43,208 --> 00:32:45,167
like, fish food
and turtle food?
792
00:32:45,333 --> 00:32:48,167
[coughs]
It's got something, like, slimy.
793
00:32:48,292 --> 00:32:50,500
I feel like I'm swimming
794
00:32:50,708 --> 00:32:53,458
inside a...
a uterus right now.
795
00:32:54,708 --> 00:32:56,208
Watching y'all eat
made me hungry.
796
00:32:56,375 --> 00:32:58,083
I'm gonna go get me a pizza.
797
00:32:58,250 --> 00:32:59,375
Wait, you don't want
to eat balls?
798
00:32:59,583 --> 00:33:00,625
No.
799
00:33:00,792 --> 00:33:02,375
Hey-- Hey, Uncle Si.
800
00:33:02,583 --> 00:33:03,833
I need the money!
801
00:33:04,042 --> 00:33:05,958
John Reed: You're not
getting your money, dude.
802
00:33:13,042 --> 00:33:15,375
- Willie: What's up, guys?
- Will: What's up?
803
00:33:15,542 --> 00:33:16,708
- Hey-hey.
- Just another day at our house.
804
00:33:16,917 --> 00:33:18,500
Yeah.
805
00:33:18,625 --> 00:33:22,042
- It's a very, very fun house.
- This has been so fun.
806
00:33:22,250 --> 00:33:23,917
Um...
807
00:33:24,125 --> 00:33:26,250
Willie: It's been great
having them, but let's face it,
808
00:33:26,375 --> 00:33:28,833
there comes a time in life
when the little birdies
809
00:33:29,042 --> 00:33:31,625
need to fly on out
of the nest again.
810
00:33:31,833 --> 00:33:34,625
I mean, we don't want it to seem
like we're pushing them out.
811
00:33:35,708 --> 00:33:37,417
But we are.
812
00:33:37,583 --> 00:33:40,667
I was thinking
one of the good investments
813
00:33:40,875 --> 00:33:42,500
that Mom and I made
814
00:33:42,708 --> 00:33:44,000
was real estate.
815
00:33:44,167 --> 00:33:45,375
- So--
- That's actually true.
816
00:33:47,458 --> 00:33:48,375
So we, um...
817
00:33:48,542 --> 00:33:51,167
- Ollie, get down.
- Hey, get over here.
818
00:33:51,333 --> 00:33:53,874
- Um, so, uh, okay.
- Hey, hey-- come here.
819
00:33:53,875 --> 00:33:55,458
Wha-po, move, move over.
820
00:33:55,625 --> 00:33:57,708
- Oliver, come here.
- Move over, move over.
821
00:33:57,875 --> 00:33:58,792
All right, go see your dad.
822
00:33:58,958 --> 00:34:00,500
Willie:
Anyway, where was I?
823
00:34:00,667 --> 00:34:02,541
So when Mom and I were,
like, probably y'all's age,
824
00:34:02,542 --> 00:34:05,417
we bought our first house,
just a little tiny house.
825
00:34:05,583 --> 00:34:07,958
But when we sold it,
we made some money.
826
00:34:08,167 --> 00:34:11,458
So I found a few places
on the internet.
827
00:34:11,625 --> 00:34:13,333
Take a look. Here.
828
00:34:13,500 --> 00:34:14,583
Like, it's been so much fun
having you here.
829
00:34:14,750 --> 00:34:15,833
But, like, you know,
830
00:34:15,958 --> 00:34:17,583
if you do wanna think about
831
00:34:17,750 --> 00:34:19,249
looking at houses and stuff,
832
00:34:19,250 --> 00:34:21,167
he had kind of
worked on some ideas.
833
00:34:21,333 --> 00:34:23,042
We appreciate this,
834
00:34:23,208 --> 00:34:26,625
but we already
found somewhere.
835
00:34:26,792 --> 00:34:27,583
Like, you're moving out?
836
00:34:27,750 --> 00:34:28,750
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
837
00:34:28,917 --> 00:34:30,500
Oh, sweet.
838
00:34:30,667 --> 00:34:31,667
Well, not--
839
00:34:31,875 --> 00:34:34,833
I mean,
sweet that you've...
840
00:34:35,042 --> 00:34:36,583
- taken initiative and--
- Right.
841
00:34:36,708 --> 00:34:38,500
So, I mean, we really appreciate
y'all for letting us
842
00:34:38,667 --> 00:34:40,000
- stay here for a little bit.
- We loved being here.
843
00:34:40,208 --> 00:34:41,833
This house is awesome.
844
00:34:42,000 --> 00:34:44,542
It's just not the best for us.
845
00:34:44,708 --> 00:34:46,333
Y'all gonna be okay,
846
00:34:46,500 --> 00:34:49,167
- like, with us being gone?
- Crap, yes. I think so.
847
00:34:49,375 --> 00:34:50,167
Abby:
Without the extra company?
848
00:34:50,375 --> 00:34:51,833
Korie:
This is for the best.
849
00:34:52,042 --> 00:34:53,375
I mean,
they found a place close by,
850
00:34:53,542 --> 00:34:55,500
and they'll just get to come
visit whenever they want.
851
00:34:55,667 --> 00:34:56,833
Without that dog.
852
00:34:58,000 --> 00:34:59,250
All right.
853
00:34:59,375 --> 00:35:01,000
Well, we love y'all so much.
854
00:35:01,167 --> 00:35:03,167
- Yep, yeah.
- We loved having y'all here.
855
00:35:03,375 --> 00:35:04,833
- Sweet.
- Awesome.
856
00:35:05,000 --> 00:35:05,833
Oh, all right, guys.
See you around.
857
00:35:06,000 --> 00:35:07,083
- All right, bye.
- All right.
858
00:35:07,250 --> 00:35:08,833
Willie: Let us know
when you're out.
859
00:35:09,625 --> 00:35:12,083
Korie: Oh, my gosh,
that was perfect.
860
00:35:16,708 --> 00:35:19,333
Welcome to the Bayou BMX,
861
00:35:19,500 --> 00:35:24,083
where all dreams
and all skill level can play.
862
00:35:27,375 --> 00:35:30,708
- [laughter]
- [scattered applause]
863
00:35:30,875 --> 00:35:32,375
Korie: Wow.
864
00:35:33,542 --> 00:35:35,667
Willie: Bravo.
865
00:35:35,875 --> 00:35:37,542
How amazing is this?
866
00:35:37,708 --> 00:35:41,042
John Luke and John Reed
done a fabulous job.
867
00:35:41,208 --> 00:35:43,375
It's exciting.
It's dangerous.
868
00:35:43,667 --> 00:35:45,167
Willie: John Luke did
an awesome job.
869
00:35:45,333 --> 00:35:47,417
I guess the only thing I really
didn't take into account
870
00:35:47,625 --> 00:35:49,708
when he built
this family BMX track...
871
00:35:49,875 --> 00:35:51,917
Korie: This is for the kids?
872
00:35:52,042 --> 00:35:53,833
Mary Kate:
Not for my kids.
873
00:35:53,958 --> 00:35:55,333
My kids are not getting on that.
874
00:35:55,500 --> 00:35:57,333
He ain't the only one
in the family.
875
00:35:57,500 --> 00:36:01,708
I'm just not sure
about the raw metal edges.
876
00:36:01,875 --> 00:36:04,333
This is not safe.
877
00:36:04,500 --> 00:36:06,250
It doesn't look good either.
878
00:36:06,417 --> 00:36:08,167
It looks like crap.
879
00:36:08,333 --> 00:36:10,083
I was hesitant,
just like y'all,
880
00:36:10,250 --> 00:36:14,500
but I realized kids these days,
they need some danger.
881
00:36:14,708 --> 00:36:16,583
Not this much danger.
882
00:36:16,750 --> 00:36:18,458
I think it's got
a lot of potential,
883
00:36:18,625 --> 00:36:21,333
but I think we just need
to tone it down a bit.
884
00:36:21,500 --> 00:36:24,708
Nothing that would require,
like, a tetanus shot.
885
00:36:25,250 --> 00:36:27,417
- I think we need to tone it up.
- No.
886
00:36:27,708 --> 00:36:30,292
There's a fine line
between letting your kids do
887
00:36:30,500 --> 00:36:32,208
semi-dangerous things
and ending up
888
00:36:32,375 --> 00:36:34,667
in the emergency room,
and this might cross over--
889
00:36:34,833 --> 00:36:36,208
- This crosses that line.
- Korie: This might cross over.
890
00:36:36,417 --> 00:36:37,667
Mary Kate:
This pushes us right over.
891
00:36:37,833 --> 00:36:39,500
John Luke: Well,
that's why you're all here,
892
00:36:39,667 --> 00:36:43,667
for us to show you
how safe it is.
893
00:36:45,500 --> 00:36:47,833
John Luke: Once the family
sees my demonstration
894
00:36:48,000 --> 00:36:51,333
showing that this track is
perfectly safe and super easy,
895
00:36:51,542 --> 00:36:53,750
we're gonna be open
for business.
896
00:36:53,917 --> 00:36:55,458
Willie: Let's go.
897
00:37:00,708 --> 00:37:01,667
Light the fire.
898
00:37:04,958 --> 00:37:06,292
John Luke: Let's go.
899
00:37:10,500 --> 00:37:12,042
All: Whoa!
900
00:37:12,208 --> 00:37:14,042
Willie: Man down.
901
00:37:14,167 --> 00:37:15,750
Si: All right,
he had a spill, boys.
902
00:37:15,917 --> 00:37:16,875
You okay?
903
00:37:17,000 --> 00:37:19,042
Okay, that was a bike error.
904
00:37:19,208 --> 00:37:20,750
The chain came off the bike.
905
00:37:22,042 --> 00:37:23,750
Didn't go quite as planned.
906
00:37:23,917 --> 00:37:25,125
Round two.
907
00:37:25,333 --> 00:37:26,792
- Korie: You got this.
- John Luke: Here we go.
908
00:37:26,958 --> 00:37:28,333
- Si: Here we go. He's off.
- Korie: Let's go!
909
00:37:28,542 --> 00:37:30,125
John Reed:
He's about to hit it.
910
00:37:30,333 --> 00:37:32,167
- Whoo!
- Willie: There we go.
911
00:37:32,375 --> 00:37:33,792
[overlapping chatter]
912
00:37:33,958 --> 00:37:35,500
Willie:
Look how safe that is.
913
00:37:35,708 --> 00:37:37,292
Martin: Seems like
you can walk it faster.
914
00:37:37,458 --> 00:37:38,833
- Korie: There you go.
- John Reed: You got it.
915
00:37:39,042 --> 00:37:40,750
Go, John Luke.
Go. Go. Go.
916
00:37:43,917 --> 00:37:46,125
[cheering]
917
00:37:46,292 --> 00:37:47,917
Oh, God, no brakes!
918
00:37:48,083 --> 00:37:50,167
[overlapping cheers and groans]
919
00:37:50,292 --> 00:37:51,583
John Luke: In hindsight,
I probably should have
920
00:37:51,750 --> 00:37:53,375
tested it out
before I brought everyone in.
921
00:37:53,583 --> 00:37:56,083
But, hey, you live and learn.
922
00:37:56,250 --> 00:37:58,042
Willie:
John Luke, that was awesome.
923
00:37:58,208 --> 00:37:59,750
This turn's
a little sharp, I think.
924
00:37:59,917 --> 00:38:01,000
- John Luke: Yep.
- All right.
925
00:38:01,167 --> 00:38:02,708
Which grandkid's ready to roll?
926
00:38:02,875 --> 00:38:04,792
No.
927
00:38:04,958 --> 00:38:06,833
Mary Kate: I love
the idea of the bike track.
928
00:38:07,042 --> 00:38:08,250
I think it's super fun,
929
00:38:08,417 --> 00:38:09,750
but we need
all of the metal gone.
930
00:38:09,917 --> 00:38:12,250
I don't really see
why the metal's necessary.
931
00:38:12,417 --> 00:38:13,500
Same with the fire.
932
00:38:13,667 --> 00:38:15,375
I think
that was a great test,
933
00:38:15,542 --> 00:38:17,167
but it might need
a few modifications.
934
00:38:17,333 --> 00:38:19,583
Make it a little more
kid-friendly.
935
00:38:19,750 --> 00:38:21,208
John Reed:
Maybe a little more fire.
936
00:38:21,375 --> 00:38:22,750
- John Luke: Yeah.
- Maybe a little less fire.
937
00:38:34,208 --> 00:38:36,875
John Luke: As you can see,
I took the junk out.
938
00:38:37,042 --> 00:38:38,042
Si: Yeah, as you can see,
939
00:38:38,208 --> 00:38:39,542
you took the thrill out.
940
00:38:39,708 --> 00:38:41,833
You took the excitement out.
941
00:38:42,042 --> 00:38:43,500
John Luke: But it is safe.
942
00:38:44,750 --> 00:38:46,458
Si: You've taken
the BMX course
943
00:38:46,583 --> 00:38:49,333
and turned it into
a toddler's daycare center.
944
00:38:49,542 --> 00:38:50,958
John Luke: That's what
I was trying to do.
945
00:38:52,542 --> 00:38:55,000
Mary Kate: Wow.
This is a big transformation.
946
00:38:55,208 --> 00:38:58,125
- It looks so good.
- It's so smooth. Nice.
947
00:38:58,292 --> 00:39:00,083
Korie: It's still got
some elements of danger,
948
00:39:00,208 --> 00:39:01,250
the hills, the sharp turns,
949
00:39:01,417 --> 00:39:04,167
but not send people
to the hospital.
950
00:39:04,333 --> 00:39:06,333
Nah, he ruined it.
951
00:39:06,458 --> 00:39:08,000
- Martin: Uh-oh.
- John Luke: Oh, what was that?
952
00:39:08,167 --> 00:39:09,375
Martin: Oh, boy.
953
00:39:09,542 --> 00:39:12,249
I admit, I may have pushed
my danger agenda
954
00:39:12,250 --> 00:39:15,000
a little too far,
but not so far
955
00:39:15,167 --> 00:39:17,875
that a few shiny toys
can't make it all better.
956
00:39:18,000 --> 00:39:21,583
Well, I figured I would bring
a little something to the party
957
00:39:21,750 --> 00:39:24,333
since everybody's worked hard.
958
00:39:24,542 --> 00:39:26,583
Si: Hey, you bring
any junk in that thing?
959
00:39:26,708 --> 00:39:29,292
- Just sayin'--
- No, this isn't a junk run, Si.
960
00:39:29,458 --> 00:39:30,958
Guess what I got, everybody?
961
00:39:31,125 --> 00:39:33,500
A bunch
of Mongoose bikes.
962
00:39:33,625 --> 00:39:36,083
- Si: All right.
- [cheering]
963
00:39:36,292 --> 00:39:38,125
Jacob:
That's Christian's new bike!
964
00:39:38,292 --> 00:39:39,708
Willie:
Who wants a Mongoose?
965
00:39:39,917 --> 00:39:43,167
This is for all the hard work
you boys have done
966
00:39:43,333 --> 00:39:46,708
to make the family compound
a funner place.
967
00:39:46,917 --> 00:39:48,417
John Reed:
Those are awesome bikes.
968
00:39:48,583 --> 00:39:50,333
Let the races begin, boys.
969
00:39:50,542 --> 00:39:52,625
Willie:
So it may not be the BMX
970
00:39:52,833 --> 00:39:55,292
redneck apocalypse
that I was hoping for,
971
00:39:55,458 --> 00:39:57,375
but I can't argue
972
00:39:57,542 --> 00:39:59,000
a little safety
for the grandkids.
973
00:39:59,167 --> 00:40:00,250
Willie: Go!
974
00:40:00,417 --> 00:40:02,000
Si:
Right there, boy-- oh!
975
00:40:02,167 --> 00:40:04,042
Willie: Go, go, go,
go, go, go.
976
00:40:04,208 --> 00:40:05,417
Look at John Luke.
977
00:40:05,583 --> 00:40:07,333
Si: Oh, John Luke.
978
00:40:07,500 --> 00:40:09,667
Willie: Oh, oh, oh!
979
00:40:09,792 --> 00:40:12,458
John Luke comes in first,
Jacob with a second,
980
00:40:12,625 --> 00:40:15,750
and John Reed,
just how they started.
981
00:40:15,875 --> 00:40:17,625
As the one in charge,
it's a good thing
982
00:40:17,792 --> 00:40:19,208
that I put
John Luke in charge,
983
00:40:19,375 --> 00:40:20,667
and he pulled it off,
984
00:40:20,833 --> 00:40:23,000
which essentially means
that I pulled it off.
985
00:40:23,125 --> 00:40:25,208
So you're welcome.
986
00:40:25,375 --> 00:40:26,417
Si: All right,
here comes Ella.
987
00:40:26,583 --> 00:40:27,583
Willie:
All right, let's go, Ella!
988
00:40:27,708 --> 00:40:29,208
Si: All right, go, Ella, go!
989
00:40:29,375 --> 00:40:31,583
[cheering]
990
00:40:31,750 --> 00:40:33,333
- Will: Good job, Honey.
- Korie: Yes, Honey.
991
00:40:33,500 --> 00:40:35,708
All right, Honey!
Whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo!
992
00:40:35,875 --> 00:40:37,167
- Korie: Look at this girl.
- John Luke: Nice.
993
00:40:37,292 --> 00:40:38,667
- Willie: Let's go, yeah!
- [cheering]
994
00:40:38,875 --> 00:40:40,333
- John Reed: Good job. Good job.
- Willie: Way to go!
995
00:40:40,500 --> 00:40:42,333
Yeah, Sheppy boy.
996
00:40:42,542 --> 00:40:43,917
Willie: And now
it's a Robertson family track
997
00:40:44,042 --> 00:40:45,417
that everyone can enjoy.
998
00:40:46,625 --> 00:40:48,917
Hey, guess what this is?
999
00:40:49,083 --> 00:40:50,833
Boring!
1000
00:40:51,000 --> 00:40:52,875
Well, almost everyone.
1001
00:40:53,042 --> 00:40:54,542
Hey, look...
1002
00:41:02,542 --> 00:41:04,833
And, hey, we can turn
this thing into a show.
1003
00:41:08,667 --> 00:41:10,417
Willie: All right,
guys, this was fun
1004
00:41:10,583 --> 00:41:12,208
and a great success,
1005
00:41:12,375 --> 00:41:14,250
and I'm sure
we'll be using it a ton.
1006
00:41:14,375 --> 00:41:15,583
We're gonna have a prayer.
1007
00:41:15,792 --> 00:41:18,167
We're gonna let Jacob
say it today.
1008
00:41:18,375 --> 00:41:19,667
God, thank you for today.
1009
00:41:19,792 --> 00:41:21,792
Thank you for letting
Abby and Will
1010
00:41:21,958 --> 00:41:23,833
find a place to stay, instead
of Korie and Willie's, God.
1011
00:41:23,958 --> 00:41:26,667
And thank you for John Luke
and John Reed and Martin
1012
00:41:26,792 --> 00:41:27,875
making the BMX course.
1013
00:41:28,042 --> 00:41:30,000
And also, God,
thank you for all the advice
1014
00:41:30,208 --> 00:41:31,333
that everybody gave me,
1015
00:41:31,542 --> 00:41:33,667
but please lead us
in a different direction
1016
00:41:33,792 --> 00:41:35,458
than bull testicles, please.
1017
00:41:35,625 --> 00:41:37,000
In Jesus' name, amen.
1018
00:41:37,208 --> 00:41:38,708
- Amen.
- Amen.
1019
00:41:38,875 --> 00:41:40,667
See, I wasn't gonna pray
that they found another place,
1020
00:41:40,833 --> 00:41:42,792
but I'm glad you did,
so all right.
1021
00:41:42,958 --> 00:41:45,333
Let's get on this brisket
and fermented cheese.
1022
00:41:45,542 --> 00:41:46,917
John Luke:
Charcuterie.
1023
00:41:47,083 --> 00:41:49,000
Willie: Charcuterie board
that we whipped up.
1024
00:41:49,167 --> 00:41:50,375
They say being a parent
1025
00:41:50,542 --> 00:41:52,208
is the one job
you'll never retire from,
1026
00:41:52,375 --> 00:41:54,333
or even semi-retire from.
1027
00:41:54,500 --> 00:41:55,750
They loved Ollie, though, yeah.
1028
00:41:55,917 --> 00:41:58,792
Ollie and Willie, like,
really bonded, I think.
1029
00:41:58,958 --> 00:42:01,625
Well, she loves dominant men.
1030
00:42:01,792 --> 00:42:03,500
And when you want that job,
1031
00:42:03,708 --> 00:42:05,167
you'll do anything it takes
to get hired.
1032
00:42:05,375 --> 00:42:07,083
Thank you
for all your advice,
1033
00:42:07,250 --> 00:42:08,333
and thank Si
for his advice.
1034
00:42:08,542 --> 00:42:11,250
But we are gonna seek
1035
00:42:11,417 --> 00:42:13,625
professional opinions
from now on.
1036
00:42:13,750 --> 00:42:15,875
Hey, the bull's balls was
a great idea.
1037
00:42:16,042 --> 00:42:17,750
- John Reed: I second him.
- Thanks, Si.
1038
00:42:17,875 --> 00:42:20,875
Because truthfully, it's more
of a calling than a vocation.
1039
00:42:21,042 --> 00:42:22,208
What was this?
1040
00:42:22,375 --> 00:42:23,667
I was throwing them up
doing... [gulp]
1041
00:42:23,833 --> 00:42:25,625
Yeah, he was throwing
the bull balls in his mouth
1042
00:42:25,792 --> 00:42:26,708
like a popcorn
and catching it.
1043
00:42:26,917 --> 00:42:28,750
Hey, guys,
I'm trying to eat here.
1044
00:42:28,958 --> 00:42:30,417
And when you answer that call,
1045
00:42:30,625 --> 00:42:32,625
there's nothing greater
you'll do in this world
1046
00:42:32,833 --> 00:42:34,500
than to be someone's parent.
1047
00:42:34,708 --> 00:42:35,833
Hey, what do you think
1048
00:42:36,042 --> 00:42:37,917
about your dad eating,
like, 20 bull balls?