Uh! Yeah!
Aah!
Yeah! Aah!
Oh! Uh!
Pump it up, boys!
Uh! Uh!
All right, boys, take a pause on the burn here.
I need y'all to pack up, get your stuff ready.
We're leaving tomorrow.
I can't go on a trip.
Don't worry about that. We'll slide back in
right before the baby's born.
All right, got it? Y'all get ready to go.
We have the final test.
They say life is like a book.
This is gonna separate the Buck Boys
from the Buck Men.
See you in the morning. Don't be late.
And with any good story,
it's all about starting the next chapter.
Man: Whoa!
Whoo!
Yeah!
Maybe it's a new career path.
-Pull. -Oh!
Christian: I think this is the most masculine
I've ever felt in my life.
Or knocking off a bucket list item.
This is my first baby shower.
I always wondered what they did here.
-Sadie: Wow. -Korie: Wow.
Okay, I'm not sure
how a duck call goes with blowout diaper.
Even introducing a new little character.
We have a tiny baby girl.
[cheering]
Woman: She's so tiny!
One thing's for sure.
The Book of Robertsons...
Yeah! Come on, let's go!
It ain't ever boring.
♪ I just wanna go fast ♪
♪ Life goes by in a flash ♪
♪ Living free, no looking back ♪
♪ I just wanna go fast ♪
♪ Keep growing from the past ♪
♪ Can't slow me down ♪
♪ I wanna go fast or lean back ♪
♪ Clean right out ♪
♪ Go fast, make the good times last ♪
♪ Yeah, I just wanna go ♪
[duck call]
Man: What's up, guys?
Welcome to Ox Ranch.
-What's up? -Willie, good to see you again.
-John Luke. -You doing all right?
Will. Hey, good to meet you.
Brought the whole crew down.
Wait till y'all see this place. It's unbelievable.
Ox Ranch is what we call a redneck Ritz Carlton,
a shotgun Shangri-La.
It's an 18,000-acre hunting property.
There's local and exotic game to kill and eat.
Whoa!
-Dude, this is sweet. -How about this, huh?
-John Reed: Wow. -We kind of pride ourselves
in being a living museum.
Everything in here, it does drive, it does shoot.
Willie: A museum with everything that ever has
or will go bang, bang, bang.
Jacob: I feel like I'm on Call of Duty.
Predator, the movie.
This is so sick.
[imitates machine gun]
I think this is the most masculine
I've ever felt in my life.
And this place has more firepower
than Chuck Norris on the 4th of July.
This is gonna be the ultimate
Commander trip, all right?
It's gonna be epic.
Willie: I've got all kind of activities.
You've never quite seen or done anything
like what you're gonna do this time.
Jay, I think they're ready.
Jay: They're not ready.
A redneck doesn't need an excuse
to go on a hunting trip, but this weekend,
there's a little something more.
Jay: Jacob and Christian,
everything they're doing this weekend,
we're watching.
They're being evaluated
for their potential jobs at Buck and Duck Commander.
Jay: I look around this room and all I see...
is low T.
-Willie: Low T? -Jay: Low testosterone.
Willie: Oh, okay, well.
I don't have low T. Do you think we have low T?
No, he's not talking about us.
-Oh. -It's the other guys.
It's the other guys he's talking about.
-I know you got low T. -What?
I have really high T.
That's me and Willie.
Strong. Hair.
Willie: Yeah, big.
Jay: Big.
This is you.
Small. Weak.
Scared.
Christian: That's not me.
I think that was a little exaggerated, but--
Willie: We're gonna learn a lot about each other.
We're gonna learn about ourselves.
All right, guys, get yourself ready.
We'll be out of here shortly.
Jacob: Bro, I didn't know I had low T.
Does Christian and Jacob know the real reason they're here?
Probably not, so we'll spring that on 'em later.
I brought everyone along because I have to,
but this trip is really about two specific people.
We want to be Duck Men and Buck Men.
Willie: Ever since my two son-in-laws
asked me to join the company,
I have put them through a series of tests.
-[shoots] -Aah.
Willie: Some of them were hard.
Willie, got one.
Willie: Some of them were just dumb.
Here we go.
Okay, a lot of them were dumb.
It reminds me of two gorillas
that tried to make love to a football.
-Ooh! -But this one
is gonna be the last one.
Willie: Look at this.
What is up?
Heard y'all were here to have some fun.
Willie: We are.
Gabriel: This is what y'all are gonna be doing.
Willie: Wait, what?
Christian: This is sick.
So, today, Dylan over here is gonna be taking y'all
on what's called the Blitz.
Basically, what that means
is we're gonna drive it like we freaking stole it, okay?
Some of y'all might not make it.
Willie: So what does riding around on a tank
have to do with running a family business?
Nothing and everything.
Jay: We're gonna find out how much testosterone
you really have.
But mostly nothing.
Because the odds of you making it
are about 50/50.
You mean, like, mentally
or, like, physically we might not make it?
-Will: Emotionally. -That's what I'm saying,
-like, emotionally? -Christian, I think
you're showing signs of low T.
Guys, don't worry about it. Let's get on the tank.
Willie: Everything Christian and Jacob do this weekend,
I'm gonna be watching them like a hawk.
All those other tests they've done,
those are just warm-ups.
This is the real deal.
This is the "Willie-Valuations."
All right, you guys ready to go?
[overlapping cheers]
All right, be careful.
Nobody get killed.
-I'll never hear the end of it. -You signed us up for this.
What's the worst that could happen?
Uh, you lose your teeth.
Ah, that's all right.
-Now you're talking. -Oh, yeah.
Huh? No.
These boys think they're going on a joyride on a tank,
but this is gonna be the ride from hell.
Enjoy the ride, boys!
-You're good to go. -[beep]
Leopard Blitz on tank force. Leopard Blitz on tank force!
Bella: This is our warehouse.
-Sadie: I know, but it adds-- -We work in here.
I have to finish all those podcasts
-before my maternity leave. -I'm sorry.
We have conferences right around the corner.
I'm literally having contractions right now.
-I can't even walk. -This is a Duck Commander
warehouse, it's not the L.O. warehouse.
We got stuff, too.
Bella: Every year, the L.O. girls have
their big conference,
and Sadie tries to dump her stuff in here.
Hey, girls, we can't. We've got stuff
coming in, in those shelves. We just can't.
Sadie's schedule is a little crazy right now.
Okay, "little" is a major understatement.
I'm about to pop,
and L.O. Sister Conference is weeks away.
We have 4,000 people coming to Monroe for this.
So, yeah, it's crazy town up here.
Bella, this is really bad.
We are in a major time crunch here.
I have a C-section scheduled,
and it is coming up, like, ASAP.
Not to mention I could go early,
and Dad comes in and is, like,
"Christian, you're coming with me."
I'm like, dude, like, not the time.
Other than all that, she's doing great.
-Just let us just stay in here-- -Well, you don't need
-to be stressed. -for just a couple more weeks.
Bella: You don't have any reason to be stressed.
Let them figure it out.
I have a lot of reasons to be stressed.
One thing off your plate is the baby shower.
We've got that figured out.
Maybe you can focus the attention
that you're not putting on the baby shower
and put it onto this issue.
Oh, my gosh.
Was y'all just talking about a baby shower?
Can I come?
-To a baby shower? -Yeah.
-It's for girls. -It's for girls only.
For girls only. Why?
It's a baby shower.
I had that on my bucket list.
You have going to a baby shower
-on your bucket list? -Yeah.
Yeah, I've got a bucket list.
Top ten things to do.
Monster truck, done that.
Fly with the Blue Angels.
Come close, haven't got that pulled off yet.
Drag racing.
Then, number four, go to a baby shower.
Yo, I've heard y'all have a lot of fun at a baby shower.
So if I want to go to a baby shower,
I'm gonna go to a baby shower.
[laughs] Okay.
-I'll send you the invitation. -Okay.
That's all I need to know.
-All right. [clicks tongue] -What just happened?
[muffled shouting]
Whoo!
[laughs]
Definitely got a look of fear on their face.
Jay: I paid these guys a little extra to go fast.
It's gonna test their mental fortitude...
Their nausea...
-Whoa! -Oh!
Jay: Pretty much their manhood.
If Jacob and Christian can't survive this ride,
they have no business working for us.
Dude, big turn!
Wha-- whoa!
Boy, they got a death grip on that thing.
We're going into the water, boys!
[cheering, laughter]
Man: Yeah!
[laughs]
Will: Yeah!
We still got everybody on right now.
Yeah, boys, let's go!
[cheering]
Whoo!
-[laughs] -Jacob: Whoo-hoo!
That was awesome!
Oh, to be young again, Stone.
Young and dumb.
Good job, guys. How was that?
I think I need hearing aids.
I honestly have no clue what that has to do with hunting,
but, I mean, I would do it again.
It was-- I would not really want to do it again.
-It was a lot of fun. -Why?
It's just kind of one of those things,
It's a once in a lifetime kind of thing, you know.
They don't say, oh, it's a twice in a lifetime
-kind of thing. -This guy?
Willie: Well, y'all did good.
And they all survived.
They did all survive.
That's probably the main thing.
Thank you very much.
Side bets.
Do we have low T?
TBD, boys.
Willie: TBD on the T.
So y'all can dismount.
Let's go to the next activity.
-All right. -Sick.
We're gonna make men out of y'all yet.
Jay: If you're gonna work for Duck Commander,
you have to be a good shot gunner.
Probably the most important thing you'll ever do.
The tank thing was fun,
but now the real test begins.
If Christian and Jacob want to prove
that they're worthy of joining the family business,
they've got to out-shoot their brother-in-laws first.
Willie: We're gonna do some skeet shooting.
We are playing knockout.
You get one shell in your gun.
If you miss, the person to your right can shoot
and knock you out if they hit.
John Reed: Is someone out if they prematurely shoot?
Jay: Yeah, no premature shooting.
This is a last man standing match.
Now, the prize is gonna be strong.
-Jay: Big prize. -Respect?
Not-- You won't get any respect from this.
This is like wiping your butt.
You should already know how to do this.
Willie: All right, ready?
John Reed's up.
-Let's go! -Let's do it.
-Pull. -[gunshot]
Willie: All right, no knockout.
Shooter number two.
So when the skeet flies, if you miss it,
the person to your right has to shoot it.
If they hit it, they knock you out.
-Jacob, you're up. -Pull.
-[gunshot] -Willie: Nobody's out.
-Christian. -Pull.
[gunshot]
-[gunshots] -Will: Oh!
You gotta do better.
If everyone misses,
shamefully, you still get to stay in the game.
-On you, Will. -Pull.
[three gunshots]
Whoa!
John Luke: John Reed shot out of turn.
John Reed is out.
Willie: Premature shooting.
You're out based on your question that we answered.
-Yeah, yeah. -We did have a premature.
Willie: John Luke, John Luke.
Pull.
[gunshot]
-Man: John Luke. -[gunshot]
-Oh! -Willie: Good shot!
You are knocked out.
Okay, Jacob's up.
We're down to three.
-Pull. -[gunshot]
-John Reed: Beautiful shot. -Jacob's safe.
Christian, you're up.
-Pull. -Willie: If everyone misses
and someone hits, well...
[gunshot]
[all "oh-ing"]
Willie: Game over!
You may have a new contender for favorite son-in-law.
Jacob, you are the king of skeet.
You have won the prize.
And let me just tell you something.
It is gonna blow your mind.
-I'm excited. -Congratulations.
-Thank you. -Congratulations.
-Thank you. -Christian: Good job, Jake.
Let's go.
Maya: We should just take this to the back?
Korie: Yeah, just go on to the back with it.
Okay.
Thank y'all so much.
Korie: Sadie is stressed to the max
with this baby coming soon,
Christian out of town, conference around the corner,
so I just told her to go over to Martin's warehouse space.
There's probably some room there.
You mind if I just set this right here
for just one second? It's kind of heavy.
-Korie: Oh, no. -Gotta readjust.
Korie: Yeah, just scoot it on over there.
-Okay, should I just-- -Don't hurt yourself.
-Oh, no. -Oh, I'm so sorry.
Martin: Holy cow.
-Woman: I'll take that. -Woman 2: Okay. Okay.
All right. Bella kicked us out of the warehouse.
Conference is coming up.
I'm literally about to have this baby,
and we have nowhere else to put all this stuff.
And they said there's room in the back.
-Martin: The back? -Cade: What room?
Man, it's just a pink tornado.
Cade: Yeah, I'm seeing a lot of pink,
but, shoot, I think I'm seeing
a lot of red now, too.
We literally have no other option.
Sadie: What do we need to say to make you say yes?
So, the thing is, Bella's my little sister, okay?
I could have kept pushing, you know.
She was all, "This is my space."
But honestly, I was, like, Martin is gonna be easier.
I'm tired. I'm pregnant.
We're just gonna make this happen.
Yeah, Martin can't tell you no.
[sighs]
Let me confer with my associate.
It's a lot.
But it is Sadie asking for our help,
so we can't just dismiss it.
Cade: I mean, her dad pays for most of our bills, so...
Martin: I'll tell you something, son.
Her dad ain't the one to worry about.
Her mama's the one to worry about.
Cade: Okay, yeah, that, too.
-Are we in agreement? -Yeah.
All right.
Okay, you win.
[cheering]
Thank you so much. Thank you.
Welcome to our humble abode.
Watch out for the rats, though.
Did he say watch out for rats?
All right, Maya, come on.
-[horn beeping] -Forklift!
-Do you know what you're doing? -She's got it.
Go ahead, Maya.
Great, yeah, just don't hit that pole.
We ought to stop 'em before something bad happens.
Martin: No, let's let this one play out.
Willie: All right, boys, y'all are gonna love this.
So he won the contest,
so I've got something really special for you.
I'll let you explain what he gets to do.
-Let's do it. -Wow!
-That sounds manly. -Lay the hate!
Mount up! Mount up, boys!
Willie: So, when we're hunting back home,
we're usually reaching for a shotgun or a rifle.
But in Texas, everything is bigger.
-Oh, my gosh. -Holy crap, dude.
You're gonna be shooting the main gun
on the last driving and shooting
E8 tank left in the world.
Jacob: Imagine getting hit with one of those.
Oh, yeah.
-Can I hold it? -No.
That's kind of stupid.
Remember when I told you shooting a shotgun
is the most important thing you'll ever do?
-Yeah. -Forget I said that.
-Okay. -This is way better.
-Jacob: Y'all ready? -Yeah.
Three, two, one.
-Fire in the hole-- -[booming]
Jacob: Oh, my gosh.
Boom!
Whoo!
-Oh... my gosh. -That was crazy.
I wasn't expecting it to go...
That's insane.
[all laugh]
Jacob: My hat flew off.
My hat hit you in the face?
I had heart palpitations.
It, like, skipped multiple beats.
Christian, you gotta get in the woods.
-Yep, let's do it. -It's time for you to go.
-Let's go. -Good job, Jacob.
-Thank you. Thank you. -It pays to knock people out.
-It pays to. -There you go.
When it comes to Duck Commander,
Jacob's got a little bit
of a head start on Christian on the old redneck side.
It felt like the best air conditioning unit
you could ever have for a second.
But to me, it's really gonna come down to hunting.
Jacob: Dude, that was awesome.
I'm going to a baby shower.
-Why? -Why are you going
-to a baby shower? -Well, I kind of
invited myself to it
because I want to see what they're doing.
-Guys, don't go there. -Yeah.
-Well, I know. -It's just a bunch of women.
That's the reason I want to go to it.
It's on my bucket list.
A baby shower is on your bucket list?
Yeah. What kind of gift do I need to get?
You're taking a gift?
If I'm gonna go, I'm gonna bring a gift.
Take 'em a case of shotgun shells.
Yeah, they'll need 'em. Oh, get them their first gun.
Godwin: Yeah, there you go. Yep. Yep.
Y'all ain't been a bit of help.
-Diapers. Take 'em diapers. -Yeah, diapers.
Diapers and wine.
Tell you what, take cloth diapers.
-Cloth diapers? -Cloth diapers.
-That's just rude. -[laughs]
Wait a minute, hey, where do I go to get all this crap?
Everywhere. You can get diapers anywhere now.
You can get diapers at a gas station.
Y'all didn't help me a bit.
Martin: Why's he going to a baby shower?
Godwin: I don't know.
Come here, boy.
Who's a good boy? Who's a good boy?
Do I think Christian could make a good Buck Man?
[growls, chomping]
Rhino!
[chomping]
Let's just say he has potential.
Christian: I feel like we have a connection.
I think I'm gonna get one.
I don't know if it works that way.
Yeah, sure it does.
But his chances have gone up
because he did marry my daughter.
How's Sadie doing? She feeling good?
Yeah, she's feeling good. She's feeling pregnant.
We're getting, you know, towards the end, so...
But, yeah, she's preparing for conference right now.
Sadie's juggling a lot right now, you know.
She's about to host the conference.
Baby number three on the way.
I'm sure me doing this is not the best thing right now.
-Women: Hey! -Thaddeus: How you guys doing?
-How are you? -Hey, good.
-Good to see you again. -You, too.
I mean, of all the weeks that I need
Christian to be here, this would be the one.
I have a conference we're planning,
you know, third trimester, no big deal.
Two kids, this is insane, and you decide to kidnap him.
This is, like, where we always set the tone.
Right here when girls walk in,
we have our big L.O. sister sticker here,
and it just really sets it all up to be so cute.
Thaddeus: Ladies, that seal just may not work this year.
Last year, you know,
the adhesive that was still on the floor,
we had complications of getting that up.
Kidnapping is kind of a strong word.
I was providing an opportunity for him.
That's one way to look at it.
I mean, I didn't give him a lot of options.
-Exactly. -When it's time to go,
you got to go. We'll be back.
Sadie: The locker room?
I'm starting to already smell something, Thaddeus.
Oh, yep. That hits ya.
What are you gonna do with three girls?
-I don't know. -Yeah, how are you feeling
-about having three girls? -I feel great.
I feel great. I love being a girl dad.
I think that confirms you have low T.
Christian's shooting a light load over there.
We have the same amount of daughters.
You got a point.
You're a great dad, so I know you'll be good with three.
Christian: Thank you, John Reed, I appreciate it.
Oh, it got worse.
Welcome to your green room.
-[laughter] -Yeah, this is not...
-Thaddeus-- oh! -Sadie: This is bad.
That smell, and I know
everyone thinks it's because I'm pregnant,
but this is, like, so bad.
It actually gives me a flashback
to when John Luke would get done with football practice,
and he'd, like, take his pads off in the car,
and I'm, like, gagging.
That's the smell we're talking about.
Okay, we are about to have, like, 30 speakers
and bands all just back here.
We would need to move everything
and, like, fumigate the room.
Sadie: I mean, at this point,
I'm just trying to make peace with the chaos
and just hope Christian gets home as soon as possible.
Willie: It'll be fine.
This is kid number three.
At that point, they're just numbers.
-Wow. -I mean, initially.
Initially, initially.
You're gonna get flamed on social media for that.
[laughs]
Tonight, we're gonna send y'all out
and see if y'all can bring home some meat.
We've got Christian and Jacob on an axis hunt.
Really? Sweet. That's awesome.
Willie: Okay, it's time for the main event.
It's pretty simple.
If you wanna be a Buck Man,
you've gotta bring home a buck.
Jay, tell 'em a little bit about the axis.
The axis is the most difficult deer to kill
on planet Earth.
The axis is from Southeast Asia.
They can smell the fart of a gnat.
Can see a small movement from five miles away.
They spend their entire existence
hiding and running from Bengal tigers.
And you boys are not Bengal tigers.
You're like house cats.
Meow.
Whatever. We'll see.
Willie: Will Christian get a buck...
or will he screw up?
Jacob won the skeet competition,
so he gets the first chance at the axis.
But I really expect both of 'em
to get a buck by the end of this trip.
Oh, there's one.
-Hey, right there to our left. -To our left.
Hey, is that an axis right there to our left?
Willie: Okay, and to amp up the pressure,
I'm taking the rest of the boys
to the other side of the ranch at the same time.
Willie: So, if the guys who ain't even trying
to join Buck Commander get a kill
before Christian and Jacob...
man, that is gonna be awkward.
-You ready? -I'm ready.
John Luke's ready.
[howling]
-What's that? -Axis.
-That is? -Yeah.
Is that another one?
-[howling] -Yeah.
Now, John Luke, if you miss, Will's next.
You don't get another shot.
One shot, one shot.
That's all I got.
He's perfect right now.
Okay.
John Luke: Wait, wait, wait, here we go. Here we go.
Right behind the shoulder.
[sighing]
[gunshot]
-Let's go, let's go. -[laughs]
Whoo! Yes, yes!
Let's go, let's go.
John Luke: It's high T time, boys.
Jay: That's a beautiful deer, man.
-Man: Great. -That's so pretty.
-Good job, John Luke. -Oh, this is awesome.
Well, I don't know what them other boys are doing,
but I know what we're doing.
-All right. -Awesome.
-That's awesome. -Let's load him up.
Man, this is gonna be some good eating.
Okay.
-Jacob: Now? -Yes, sir.
[gunshot]
Jacob: It looked good.
-I heard it hit him. -Guide: Oh, yeah, he's good.
-Christian: ...really good. -You got him.
-Christian: Down. -Let's go!
[laughs]
-Let's go. -Oh, that was awesome.
First try.
Christian: Jakey.
[claps]
Oh, my gosh.
What a beautiful deer.
He's gonna eat good.
Jacob: I know. That's what I've heard.
-This animal right here. -Mm-hmm.
-No, sir. -Jay: All right, well, you boys
throw him on your shoulder and get him out of here.
Willie: I understand why these boys
are trying to join Buck Commander.
I mean, hunting is one of the most thrilling things
that somebody can do.
Man: You ready?
Man: No, no, it's coming. It's walking this way.
[gunshot]
-You got him. -You got him.
-John Luke: No, he-- he did-- -He's down.
-the death kick. -He's done.
-Oh, there he is right there. -He kicked.
Oh, oh-- he's up...
-he's down. -[laughter]
He's down.
[overlapping chatter]
Being in the wilderness providing meat for your family
kind of connects on a primal level.
-Look at that thing. -Whoo, look at that.
Look at that. That thing is dense.
So I want them to join. I just want them to earn it.
Does this come in an adult size?
-It doesn't. -It doesn't?
God, what a shame.
My wife would love me in that.
Si: So I'm down here at the baby store,
'cause they got a lot of junk for babies.
Hey, wake up.
I wanna ask you a question.
What do you think?
A peepee teepee.
What in the world is that?
You put it over the little boy whenever he's teeteeing
so you don't get it on you.
-Sprayed in the face? -Mm-hmm, correct.
I could actually use that, really.
I wanna know, why they got so many dog toys?
Do they really give a baby a shower?
They don't.
Well, what in the world for they name it a baby shower?
You know, showering with gifts.
Oh, okay.
It's about the gifts.
What kind of gift do I need to get?
Well, every mom needs a swaddle blanket.
-Can you show me... that? -Yeah.
So, this is what you--
Okay, well, it's a baby blanket,
and you just swaddle them tight, and see?
-Happy and ready to sleep. -It seems like--
that everything to do with a baby
involves a lot of sleep.
They do sleep a lot.
Well, I do, too.
I've learned a lot coming down here.
-Okay. -Thank you, ma'am.
Si: Like always,
if you want something done right,
you've got to do it yourself.
Hey, were you gonna pay for that pacifier?
No, hey, what you do, charge that to Willie Robertson.
[phone ringing]
-Hey! -Hey!
There's my Buck Man! [laughs]
Not yet. I'm still a Buck Boy.
Have you killed anything?
Not yet. I'm still empty handed.
No.
Babe, you gotta get on it.
-You have to get home. -I'm trying to.
-Legit. -I'm trying to.
How are you feeling?
I'm feeling, you know, pregnant,
and I want you to come home,
and I'm ready to have the baby.
I promise I'm gonna get one for you.
Has anybody else gotten one?
Uh... sadly, Jacob has already shot one.
-Oh. -And John Luke.
Oh, dang. Okay, pressure's on.
The pressure's on me.
Okay, well, go make it happen, okay?
And then come home, because we gotta have this baby.
-All right. I love you. -I love you so much.
-Go get it. Bye. - Love you, bye.
-Gonna be a big sister. -Whee!
[laughter]
Korie: Between conference prep,
getting ready for baby,
Christian gone, I mean, it's been a little insane
for Sadie right now. This is gonna be a time
she can just enjoy herself, she can be celebrated
and spend time with friends and family.
Sadie: This is, like, my dream baby shower.
We've been panting onesies,
making bracelets and necklaces.
It's, like, the most girly party you could think of,
and I love it so much.
And Uncle Si is fitting right in.
This is my first baby shower.
I always wondered what they did here.
What is that, a smock?
-A onesie. -A what? A wedgie?
-A onesie. -A onesie?
-I think a onesie. -Oh, a onesie.
You know, if you're talking onesies and twosies,
one would be teetee,
twosie's a dump.
Bella: Si, are you already done with yours?
Yep, I'm done with mine.
[laughs]
Sadie: One of the things I am most grateful for
is that we have so many generations in our family
to celebrate these big moments with.
I mean, I have my mom, I have my grandmothers,
I have my great-grandmother, and then even Uncle Si,
which is kind of funny, but I'm glad he's there, too.
Oh, y'all getting all fancy.
One of the strengths in our family
is that we are so close, and I'm so thankful
that I get to pass that down.
Hey, Mama Kay,
I want to tell you something very, very special.
So, we have decided to name baby girl
Kit Carraway after you.
[laughs]
Sounds a little bit like Kay Carraway, huh?
All my life I wanted somebody to be named after me.
I know. I love you.
I love you, too.
And she's-- she's gonna be darling.
-She is. -She's gonna be a doll.
So do you know, you should thank me.
Why is that?
Well, one of the lessons I taught you
was about the birds and the bees.
Have y'all had your sex talk with your parents and all that?
Okay, well, let me just give you some little pointers about it.
We don't know--
There's things married people do,
and then there's things dating people do,
and you don't do the same thing.
When the hands start reaching around,
touching things, oh, no, don't do that.
Holding hands, you don't wanna do that.
No tongue, too early.
This is awful.
Oh, yes, I really should thank you
because we might not be here...
-Yep. -...if I never knew that.
That's exactly right.
I taught Sadie everything she knows
about the birds and bees.
That's why she's such a good girl.
And a great mom.
A great mom.
All right, are you ready to open presents?
I honestly just feel so loved,
and this baby is already so loved.
It just makes me so excited for her little life
that she'll be surrounded by these amazing women.
Aah!
I am dead.
Oh, my gosh!
Yes! That is so cute.
Hey, Sadie, that ain't the last one.
-[overlapping chatter] -Oh, that's not my last one?
This is the emergency diaper blowout kit.
Emergency diaper blowout "kit"?
You had her name on it. You didn't even know.
[all laugh]
Okay, wow.
Okay, I'm not sure
how a duck call goes with a diaper blowout.
-To get 'em out, off of it. -We have, like, doggy disposable
downtown pet supplies.
Gloves.
Korie: Daddy might need those.
This actually is our first set of diapers.
We do need lots of diapers.
I will keep this in my car. This is good to have.
Oh, it's got everything.
Thank you so much, Uncle Si.
Si: Hey, here's the deal, boys.
These girls really know how to throw a party.
Wait, what is this?
Is it honey?
No, it's tea.
-That's tea for the baby. -Oh, no. [laughs]
Si: And it's unsweetened.
Bucket list? Check.
It's the thought that counts.
Christian better get back.
Christian: So it's our last morning.
We, uh, we're flying out of here soon.
I feel like there is some angst leaving,
maybe not accomplishing what I want to do here.
And I just really want this. I want to be a Buck Man.
I am feeling a lot of pressure, yes.
Jacob has already bagged himself an axis.
I am still currently kill-less.
It's crunch time to make something happen.
So last chance for Christian.
These are the moments that can define a man.
This is where the cream rises to the top.
Oh.
Sam, there's something running up there.
There's something running.
Well, I had some other important things going on.
-Oh! [laughs] -That was
second only to that cannon going off.
[all laugh]
Yeah...
Guide: Two hundred and perfect.
-Wait, can you zoom in? -Yeah.
Well, what do y'all think?
You think Christian will get one?
I don't know. He didn't have much luck the other time.
-I think he will. -Yeah.
[gunshot]
-Did I miss? -Yeah.
Are you serious?
Got the nerves going this morning, man.
Oh, my gosh, are you fricking kidding me?
Jacob: It's part of it.
Oh, my gosh.
Christian: Could there have been an easier...
Guide: Don't beat yourself up too bad.
Jay: Back to the range, boys.
Christian: With all these competitions,
I'm either having fun because I may be winning,
or I'm not having fun because I'm losing.
And currently...
it would be better if I shot a deer.
Willie: Christian's a great kid.
I mean, he didn't grow up hunting as much,
so it may not come as naturally to him.
Christian: Just some does.
Lots of does though, so that's a good sign.
But one thing he has proven over and over,
that kid's got tenacity.
Okay.
[gunshot]
Guide: You drilled him.
-I got him? -You drilled him.
He's down.
-Oh! -[laughs]
-You did it. -Oh.
You went from a house cat to a Bengal tiger.
Christian: Oh!
Tenacity can get you pretty far,
and not just in deer hunting.
Whoo!
Oh, that is awesome.
Jacob: Look at those chocolate antlers, brother.
-Oh, my gosh. -Oh, yeah.
That's a cool axis there.
Jacob: Christian, that was textbook, brother.
All right, boys, let's get this thing out of here.
All right, let's do it.
-Ugh! -Aah!
Yeah!
Jay: That's what I'm talking about.
These young boys are good for heavy lifting.
Willie: The ability to pick yourself up
no matter how many times you fall...
Uh!
That comes in handy in a lot of different ways.
We're in this little waiting room.
It's about to happen. It's about to go down.
And we are about to meet baby Kit.
Let's go.
Hey.
Come on in.
-Hello. -Family, family member.
[overlapping chatter]
[baby cries]
[soft chatter]
Woman: Oh, wait-wait-wait!
-What? -We have a tiny baby girl.
[cheering]
She's so tiny.
-What color is her hair? -Brown.
[screams]
Half and half.
-Half and half, yeah. -I know.
[all laugh]
Korie: Sadie looks beautiful.
She's just glowing.
So sweet.
Look, already trying to nurse Christian.
Wow.
John Luke: She saw Christian's man boobs.
[all laugh]
Protein shake.
[all laugh]
You are gonna love her so much.
Aw...
Are you ready to see baby Kit? Okay.
Let's see if Mommy's ready, okay.
Christian: Wait, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on.
Let's all go together. Come on, kids.
[gentle chatter]
Korie: It's baby Kit.
Isn't she beautiful?
So tiny.
Korie: Aww.
She doesn't even need her pets right now.
Here she is.
Kit Carraway.
Hi, sister.
She's the sweetest little girl.
We are so in love with her.
Becca: She's a little angel.
Korie: She's so sweet.
Oh.
Uh-oh, Xander's not the baby anymore.
Oh, Xander.
[Xander cries]
-Oh! -Oh!
Are you the big boy now?
Everyone's been saying she looks like Dad. Let's see.
All right, let's see if she looks like me.
Oh, she's making a stink face.
[all laugh]
-Sadie: She's gotta poop. -Jacob: Open one eye,
-Willie, open one eye. -[babbling]
I think she was trying to toot.
So was I.
Korie: All right, do we wanna say a prayer?
We do. We'll get Christian to say it.
Father, we love you so much.
Thank you for Kit and her life
and for Sadie having a good recovery.
We're so grateful for our family and thank you for this food.
Pray that it would just bless our bodies tonight.
Amen.
All: Amen.
Willie: Starting a new chapter in life can be terrifying.
All right, y'all can start right here.
Sadie, you should go first, the new mama.
It can be stressful and full of excitement.
Sadie: We've had a lot of help,
and so I feel like if I didn't have all of y'all,
that it would be really hard.
But if you ain't turned the page,
you'll never find out what's next.
I do have an announcement to make.
Jacob and Christian,
I have decided
that both of 'em are gonna be
fully possibly considered.
"Possibly"? "Fully"?
What?
I thought... but I thought the Ox Ranch
was supposed to, like, solidify our status.
That sounds like a participation trophy.
You need to start making up your mind.
No more of this fully, semi, possibly.
I think you need to make a decision right now.
Thank you, Korie.
Willie, come on.
-Oh. -Oh.
[all murmuring]
Sometimes I can't control it.
[cheering]
My two newest employees for Buck--
all right, now don't get too aggressive.
I like being this close.
-Congratulations. -The Boss Hogg.
I've been waiting on that my whole life.
[sighs]
[cheers and applause]
No touching, no touching, no touching.
Korie: Congratulations, guys. That's awesome.
The Robertson story?
Oh, it's just getting started.