-[Wolf] Here we go. -[Piranha] We're already late.
-Go. Go, go. -[Shark] Let's move.
[Wolf] Shh! Just let me do the talking.
Hey. Hello. [clears throat]
Uh, hey. Hello. Hey. [chuckles]
I am Mr. Wolf, and these are, uh, my associates.
-[clucks] -You must be wondering what--
So we know we're ten minutes late to our big parole check-in.
-Twelve minutes. [grunts] -[chicken squeals]
What? We're 12 minutes late!
Mr. Wolf.
[stammers] Okay, wait, wait, wait!
Before you make any rash decisions, let me explain.
It's actually a really funny story. [chuckles]
Funny and very law-abiding.
[Wolf] We were running early, so we decided to grab a quick breakfast.
This is a big day.
In just two hours, we'll be officially off parole.
-Yeah! -I'm proud of you guys.
Six months without a single slipup.
Not even a parking ticket.
[truck beeping]
[metal grinding]
Glad I'm not that guy.
-[all screaming] -[Wolf] The valets these days.
They're so good, they'll grab your car without even asking.
[funky music playing]
So naturally, we gave 'em an extra generous tip.
-Hey, what gives? -[Tarantula] Look, dummies.
I think it's unplugged for a reason.
-Got it. -[blubbering]
[alarms blaring in distance]
[screams] My car!
Are we sure we took the right bus?
Hold up. There's more than one bus?
[air brakes hiss]
[all coughing]
Ooh. Ooh. Ooh.
Guys, I gotta go.
-Ooh, bathroom! Bathroom, bathroom. -Piranha! Where's he going?
-Bathroom, bathroom, bathroom! -Hey!
[Piranha] Check it I was hanging out doing my thing
when out of nowhere, this guy goes crazy for absolutely no reason.
-There's a line, chum butt. -[screams]
[Piranha] Fortunately, I'm a master of conflict resolution,
and I gracefully de-escalated the situation.
-What'd you call me? -[Wolf] No, no, no!
[Wolf] Thanks to him, they rewarded us with a relaxing mud bath.
Piranha, what are you smiling about?
Let's just say I don't have to pee anymore.
-Oh! Come on! Seriously? -Down my leg!
[Wolf] As Good Samaritans, we opted for an eco-friendly option:
a rideshare.
That's it. I'll handle this.
-["Zanzibar" plays] -[body thuds, squelches]
Nailed it.
Hey! What do you think--
[Wolf] Luckily, a kind stranger saw us
and was nice enough to pull over and offer us a ride.
Come on, let's go, go, go!
-[hisses] -[ominous music plays]
Chicken nuggies.
𝅘𝅥𝅮 Someone wants to find me Think I'll just stay lost 𝅘𝅥𝅮
Wanna get your butt kicked?
-Spit them out! -[gags]
-[chickens clucking] -[tires squealing]
What the--
-[horn honks] -[screams]
[Wolf] Honestly, it gets a little fuzzy around here,
but I do remember taking the scenic route.
[grunts, screams]
-[Tarantula] Of, and then there was... -[Bad Guys scream]
-[Shark] Was that before the... -[screams]
[Snake] Or after the...
-[grunts] -[screams]
-[Shark] Oh, oh! And then... -[screaming]
-[Tarantula] Of, don't forget the... -Don't you quit on me, big guy.
[Piranha] Ooh, I got one.
[groans]
That was a good move.
-[Wolf] And then... -[all screaming]
[groans] Hey, how about that?
Ten minutes to spare.
I told you we'd make it.
[tires screech]
[thief] Everybody freeze!
This is a robbery.
[civilians screaming]
Aw, come on!
You know, we could just ignore them.
[Wolf] And finally, we set some wayward youths on a better path.
[thief] Stay calm and no one gets hurt.
Put the money in the bag.
Uh, excuse me. Sorry to interrupt.
We just wanted to say, "Love the outfits.”
-The Bad Guys. -No way!
We're big fans.
Now, you've obviously thought of everything.
Clear escape route, hack the security cameras.
Even this one behind the fake plant?
Cut the silent alarm.
You did cut the silent alarm, right?
-[chuckles] Yeah. -Right. Of course.
-[gulps] But hypothetically... -If we didn't?
[sucks air through teeth]
You know what? I wouldn't worry about it.
Cops won't be here for another 12 seconds... ish.
[both screaming]
I believe this belongs to y--
[explodes]
So, yeah. That's, uh, pretty much what happened.
More or less.
[sighs] Fascinating story.
The point is, ma'am,
we are serious about turning our lives around.
Well, you convinced me.
-[Shark] Yes! It's happening! -[Tarantula] All right!
-[Piranha] Nice work! -[worker] However,
you should probably tell this to your parole officer.
What you say? What now?
[sighs]
This is the post office.
It happens all the time.
This is South Main Street.
The parole office is on North Main Street.
Good luck.
Uh...
Good to know.
[funky music plays]
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