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[person grunting]
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{\an8}[grunts] Okay.
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{\an8}Let's go, people.
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We flew all the way to London
for this concert.
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I wanna make sure we get there
in time to hit the merch stand.
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Will, how much more merch do you need?
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Honey, they have this
limited edition souvenir cup.
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- Hmm.
- The Jonas Brothers glow in the dark.
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[stammers] Magnus, no, no. Put that down.
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Collector's edition chocolates,
that's never been opened.
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- Why aren't you ready?
- I'm looking for my hair stuff.
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Your hair doesn't matter.
You're no Joe Jonas.
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[groans] I can't find my gloves.
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Those gloves look stupid on you.
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Has anyone seen my deodorant?
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Since when did you care about deodorant?
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Look, tonight isn't about you.
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Will, I know tonight is important to you--
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Important?
Tonight isn't just important, Viveca.
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Tonight is my Super Bowl.
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- Hmm.
- When I'm having a bad day
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and everyone is asking me,
"When are you gonna make Anchorman 3?
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When are you gonna make Elf 2?
When are you gonna make Moana 6?"
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- I'm not even in Moana, you know...
- [Viveca laughs] Yeah.
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You know what I think about
to help me get through that?
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Me and the kids.
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What? No.
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I think about tonight
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and watching my three kings
as they share their gift with the world.
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Does that make sense?
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All right. Let's go. Let's go.
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[crowd cheering]
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I'm so happy we got here
four and a half hours early.
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- Every moment...
- Every brother...
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Every feeling matters.
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[crowd cheering]
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{\an8}Hello, London. Merry Christmas.
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{\an8}- [crowd cheering]
- [♪ "Like It's Christmas" playing]
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Hey.
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♪ The snow on the ground
Love in the air ♪
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{\an8}♪ The sleigh bells are ringing
This is what it's all about ♪
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{\an8}♪ The fire is warm
The angels are singing ♪
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{\an8}- ♪ I don't wanna miss a single thing ♪
- ♪ Single thing ♪
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{\an8}♪ Don't wanna put
An end to all this cheer ♪
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{\an8}♪ But as long as you're with me
It's always the time of the year ♪
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{\an8}Come on!
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{\an8}[all] ♪ You make every day feel
Like it's Christmas ♪
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♪ Never wanna stop ♪
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{\an8}♪ Feelin' like the first thing
On your wish list ♪
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- ♪ And I can't deny ♪
- Whoa!
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{\an8}♪ Doesn't matter the feeling inside ♪
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I think we're closer as a family.
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{\an8}♪ No matter the reason
No matter the season ♪
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{\an8}♪ My heart will keep beating
You better believe ♪
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{\an8}♪ You make every day feel
Like it's Christmas ♪
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♪ Every day that I'm with you ♪
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- [♪ song ends]
- Thank you, London.
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{\an8}[crowd cheering]
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{\an8}[fan] I love you, Jonas Brothers!
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- [crew] What a show! Thank you, London!
- [Joe] Yeah.
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- Yeah.
- Great tour, guys.
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Thanks, Jared.
Have a blast in Cabo with the family.
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- Appreciate you.
- See you next year.
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- Take that.
- Thank you. Merry Christmas.
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Can't believe
Will Ferrell was there again.
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Hey, good luck getting
that Turkish hair transplant fixed, Brian.
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Thanks, Joe.
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[♪ "Jingle Bells" playing]
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[crew members chattering, laughing]
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Guys, what's all this?
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This is the end-of-tour party I told you
we're throwing to thank the crew.
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- Oh. Thank you.
- Love you, fam.
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- Thank you.
- Dude, that show tonight was sick.
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Yeah, I think the set list changes
really helped.
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Changes?
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Yeah, remember you guys said
the second act was dragging
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so I spent about four hours today,
like, changing things.
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[laughs] I love memes. It's just...
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Okay. You noticed, right?
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Uh, I know. I know.
Yeah, very important. We're grateful.
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Hey, babe. Yeah, I just got off stage.
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What'd you have for dinner?
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Talk about ending the tour on a high note.
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- Kebab Daddy?
- That new harmony on "S.O.S"
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was like a fine champagne for the ears.
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[sighs] Merci pour le compliment, Brad.
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- Sliders? Oh.
- Priyanka and I are learning French.
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- Nice.
- So did you go wrap or platter?
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Wrap. Nice. What about Alena?
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Platter, nice.
What did you guys have to drink?
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Oh, my God. No one cares.
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You know what, let me call you right back.
Nick's in one of his moods again.
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- What?
- Nothing.
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[Brad] Here we are.
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All right. Now, are you boys
sure you're okay
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with getting to the plane
tomorrow without me?
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I could stay another night just
to make sure you get home okay.
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I'm sure Marie will understand.
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I mean, we are renewing our vows
and she's already in Atlantic City.
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But she's a very understanding woman.
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I wrote a whole thing
about that in my new vows.
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Look, you're the best,
it's one night, Brad. We'll be fine.
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I just don't like the idea of my boys
being all alone in London.
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[chuckles] We're not your boys, Brad.
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We're your grown men.
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All right. You're the bosses. [chuckles]
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I also got you a little something in case
your stalkers try any funny business.
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What's the, uh, stalker count currently?
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Uh, Nick 34.
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Joe 48. Kevin 175.
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That's because whenever anybody in prison
writes me, I write 'em back.
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A fan's a fan.
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What have you got for us, Brad?
Pepper spray, stun guns?
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- Whistles?
- [Brad] No.
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Emergency whistles.
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See, they're like regular whistles
except they have your names on them.
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If anyone tries anything
on your way to New York, just blow.
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I do not feel safer. Mmm.
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Oh, and I, uh, also hired you a fancy,
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round-the-clock travel agency
in case anything comes up.
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Mm-mmm. [chuckles]
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We don't need your fancy
travel agency, Bradford.
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My name is Bradley.
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Okay.
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Never forget.
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Hey, guys, so I've been googling spots
for tonight and I think--
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I can't go out tonight.
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I'm sorry. I can't show up to
Malti Marie and Pri hungover.
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Are you serious?
It's the last night of tour. [scoffs]
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We always go out and celebrate.
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And we're in London.
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And the minute we get back to the city,
we're all going our separate ways, so...
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- I'm sorry.
- Okay. Fine.
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What do you say, Kev? Huh?
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The OG two. Before this snoozefest
went and got born.
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Sorry, man. I haven't seen
my kids in like a month.
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I need to be on my A game tomorrow.
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We all wanna be fresh
for our kids tomorrow.
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But we don't wanna miss out on what
could be the most epic night of our lives.
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We are three extremely
exhausted dads in our 30s.
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How epic could it be?
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- [♪ "Best Night" playing]
- You really wanna know?
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♪ Night starts out kinda chill
Pretty boring ♪
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♪ Watching some random dudes
Who ain't scoring ♪
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- ♪ We spot a lavish crew ♪
- [cheering]
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♪ Yeah, they're looking kind of fun
Oh, the good times have begun ♪
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♪ Somebody says ♪
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♪ Oh, you boys are giving Jonas ♪
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Yeah, we get that sometimes.
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♪ But there's a shortness
And you're a lot less hot ♪
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♪ Yeah, thanks
Then one's like ♪
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EJ just texted about this show,
sounds mad fuego.
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Wanna come with,
guys that look like the Jo Bros?
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[chuckles]
♪ Don't miss the best night of your life ♪
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♪ Before we fly home
For Christmastime ♪
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♪ I am the fun supplier
Tonight could be super fire ♪
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Don't say "fire". You're 36.
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My song, my rules.
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♪ We strut into the club like we own it ♪
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♪ Our new friend goes to hug the iconic ♪
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♪ Sir Rock Star Number One ♪
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♪ It's the Rocket Man
Come on ♪
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♪ Tiny Dancer Elton John ♪
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Oh, couldn't get Elton?
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My fantasy. You will have fun.
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♪ Don't miss the best night of your life ♪
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♪ Before we fly home
For Christmastime ♪
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♪ I am the fun supplier
Tonight could be super fire ♪
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♪ Elton picks up his phone
Who's he calling? ♪
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♪ Daniel Radcliffe shows up
Serving Gryffindor ♪
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♪ Opens up
Ta-da ♪
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♪ It's the Beckhams wham bam
Zig-a-zig-ah and her man ♪
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♪ Then we disco dance
Can't get enough ♪
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♪ You don't wanna miss this
Yeah, stop wasting your existence ♪
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- To the palace!
- [people cheering]
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♪ We're not on this planet forever ♪
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♪ That's why you should never say never ♪
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♪ Don't waste time
Curled up under covers ♪
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♪ When you can make memories
With your Jonas Brothers ♪
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♪ Don't miss the best night of your life ♪
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♪ Before we fly home
For Christmastime ♪
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♪ I am the fun supplier
Tonight could be super fire ♪
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[laughs]
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So we're doing this?
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[smacks lips, sighs]
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[phone rings]
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Hi, Gaga.
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Hi. How's Vermont? How's the house?
Is it as nice as it was in the pictures?
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It's beautiful. Malti and I love it.
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Malti, say hi to Gaga.
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- Hi. Malti, I'm gonna be home tomorrow...
- [babbles]
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...and I'm gonna take you skiing
just like I promised.
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[babbles]
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[laughs]
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And she could care less.
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Yeah, well, you can't compete with
early Christmas presents, can you?
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Oh, you guys already started
opening gifts?
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How could I stop her?
There's, like, stacks of presents.
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I know. I know. All good.
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- Just can't wait to see you guys.
- You look tired.
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Uh... [chuckles] I mean,
six months of touring will do that to you.
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Hmm.
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Not to mention six months of
obsessing over every single detail of
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the tour creative and the album artwork
and next year's routing,
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all while my brothers enjoy
their carefree existence.
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Hmm.
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And I ran out of that
fancy eye cream you got me.
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- [gasps] I knew it.
- Yeah. It's showing.
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I knew you hadn't
been doing your nightly dabs.
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- You got to look after your under eyes.
- I know.
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Okay, well, keep your chin up, all right.
You're almost home.
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- We love you.
- I love you so much.
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[Malti Marie] Bye, Gaga.
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Good night.
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How cute is this one? It's a bear wearing
a custom silk dinner jacket.
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Wow. That is beautiful.
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Uh, did you say custom?
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And look at this deer
wearing a real diamond broach.
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Wow. That looks really incredible.
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It even has teeny-tiny
crocodile skin stilettos.
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How many of our ornaments
have custom designer clothing?
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Don't worry. All of them.
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- Okay.
- [Danielle] Hey, babe.
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Have you talked to Nick and Joe?
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[sighs] No.
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I just don't know
how they're gonna take it.
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Here. This will cheer you up.
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A penguin with a cashmere top hat.
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[chuckles] Looks like Jeremy Strong
at the Golden Globes.
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Cute.
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[♪ "Jingle Bell Rock" playing]
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[sighs, scoffs]
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You all right there?
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Yeah, I'm fine.
239
00:10:57,031 --> 00:10:59,701
- Oh. [laughs]
- Yeah.
240
00:10:59,784 --> 00:11:01,411
Yep, I'm in the band.
241
00:11:01,494 --> 00:11:04,122
[sighs] No, I... I know who you are.
242
00:11:04,205 --> 00:11:06,875
[chuckles] Santa has Spotify, you know.
243
00:11:07,375 --> 00:11:09,294
- What?
- I said I have Spotify.
244
00:11:10,211 --> 00:11:14,799
So, uh, what's got a famous rock star
like you so down in the dumps?
245
00:11:14,883 --> 00:11:17,343
[inhales deeply] It's just... [sighs]
246
00:11:18,970 --> 00:11:19,971
Hmm?
247
00:11:20,680 --> 00:11:24,475
Look, us as the Jonas Brothers,
we're... we're great.
248
00:11:24,559 --> 00:11:28,688
But us as brothers,
like actually us, you know...
249
00:11:28,771 --> 00:11:30,773
Whatever magic was there is just...
250
00:11:32,358 --> 00:11:33,359
dead.
251
00:11:33,443 --> 00:11:38,031
Oh. Nothing like Christmas
to help a family rediscover its magic.
252
00:11:38,615 --> 00:11:39,908
Right.
253
00:11:39,991 --> 00:11:42,785
Except our Christmas plans are to
get the hell away from each other, so...
254
00:11:42,869 --> 00:11:44,370
Oh, that's not good.
255
00:11:45,997 --> 00:11:47,540
That's not good at all.
256
00:11:50,084 --> 00:11:53,046
Okay, well,
thanks for letting me vent to you.
257
00:11:53,129 --> 00:11:54,923
- Merry Christmas.
- Merry Christmas.
258
00:11:56,049 --> 00:11:57,050
Cheers.
259
00:12:00,720 --> 00:12:05,266
[operatically] ♪ Christmas spirits
I've seen something tragic ♪
260
00:12:06,226 --> 00:12:08,019
♪ These boys shan't get home ♪
261
00:12:08,102 --> 00:12:12,857
♪ Until they rediscover
Their brotherly magic ♪
262
00:12:12,941 --> 00:12:14,025
[thunder rumbles]
263
00:12:15,568 --> 00:12:19,197
♪ Unless they decide to spend Christmas
With each other ♪
264
00:12:19,280 --> 00:12:24,994
♪ This spell will keep brother
Stuck with brother, stuck with brother ♪
265
00:12:25,078 --> 00:12:29,374
♪ So, Jonases
Rekindle your sibling bond ♪
266
00:12:29,457 --> 00:12:31,417
♪ Or you'll never make it home ♪
267
00:12:31,501 --> 00:12:37,257
♪ From this side of the world ♪
268
00:12:41,219 --> 00:12:45,139
[♪ "Carol of the Bells" playing]
269
00:12:47,517 --> 00:12:49,644
Fuel guy said a lightning bolt
hit the plane
270
00:12:49,727 --> 00:12:51,688
and the gas tank straight-up exploded.
271
00:12:52,397 --> 00:12:54,857
So is there another plane we could take?
272
00:12:54,941 --> 00:12:56,067
Oh, sure.
273
00:12:56,150 --> 00:12:58,903
I'll just go back to the firehouse,
where I work as a firefighter,
274
00:12:58,987 --> 00:13:00,822
and grab you our private plane.
275
00:13:01,948 --> 00:13:03,992
- That was uncalled for.
- [Nick sighs]
276
00:13:04,909 --> 00:13:07,036
Guys, I cannot miss Christmas.
277
00:13:07,120 --> 00:13:09,706
Wow. What an incredibly unique thing
about you, Kevin.
278
00:13:09,789 --> 00:13:11,958
- Just how I am.
- Yeah, no one can miss Christmas.
279
00:13:12,041 --> 00:13:15,503
Have you ever seen a Christmas movie?
It's the entire plot of the film.
280
00:13:15,586 --> 00:13:17,005
I'm supposed to teach
Malti Marie how to ski.
281
00:13:17,088 --> 00:13:19,340
Do you know how cute
a toddler trying to ski is?
282
00:13:19,424 --> 00:13:20,425
Very cute.
283
00:13:20,508 --> 00:13:21,634
I booked a fondue night.
284
00:13:21,718 --> 00:13:23,469
The whole night dedicated to fondue.
285
00:13:23,553 --> 00:13:25,638
Melted cheese, melted chocolate.
Priyanka loves it.
286
00:13:25,722 --> 00:13:26,931
And I will not deny her that.
287
00:13:27,557 --> 00:13:28,558
I know what you need.
288
00:13:29,225 --> 00:13:31,811
A calming chamomile candle
from my new line, Glow by Joe.
289
00:13:32,937 --> 00:13:34,939
- Here. Take it.
- [candle clatters]
290
00:13:35,023 --> 00:13:36,441
[scoffs] Wow.
291
00:13:36,524 --> 00:13:39,652
[sighs] You are so jealous that my
candle line took off and yours never did.
292
00:13:40,528 --> 00:13:42,196
The world wasn't ready for Wick by Nick.
293
00:13:42,280 --> 00:13:43,823
It might never be.
294
00:13:43,906 --> 00:13:45,616
Guys, we have time. It's the 23rd, okay.
295
00:13:45,700 --> 00:13:47,994
- So we just need to book another flight.
- I'm calling Brad.
296
00:13:48,077 --> 00:13:49,328
No. He's getting his vows renewed.
297
00:13:49,412 --> 00:13:51,330
We should be supporting him
in his ventures of love
298
00:13:51,414 --> 00:13:52,707
and be able to function in the real world.
299
00:13:52,790 --> 00:13:53,833
That would be ideal,
300
00:13:53,916 --> 00:13:55,626
but we've been famous
since we were little kids.
301
00:13:55,710 --> 00:13:56,711
So it is what it is.
302
00:13:56,794 --> 00:13:57,795
- Yeah.
- Mmm. Yeah.
303
00:13:58,421 --> 00:13:59,839
[line rings]
304
00:13:59,922 --> 00:14:01,132
[Brad] Hi, you've reached Brad.
305
00:14:01,215 --> 00:14:04,719
I'll be off my phone till Tuesday,
remarrying a truly majestic woman.
306
00:14:04,802 --> 00:14:07,430
If this is my grown men,
check your wallets.
307
00:14:10,349 --> 00:14:12,393
- Thought I ripped this up.
- Damn, he's good.
308
00:14:12,477 --> 00:14:14,479
- [phone rings]
- [agent sighs]
309
00:14:14,562 --> 00:14:17,065
What? Are you calling
to break what's left of my heart?
310
00:14:17,148 --> 00:14:20,401
Because it's already been pulverized
into a million, billion pieces.
311
00:14:21,152 --> 00:14:22,612
[crying]
312
00:14:22,695 --> 00:14:25,448
- [crying continues]
- Uh, I may have the wrong number.
313
00:14:25,531 --> 00:14:28,826
This is Kevin Jonas.
I'm looking for Odyssey Travel.
314
00:14:29,786 --> 00:14:31,162
[coughs]
315
00:14:32,455 --> 00:14:34,082
[gulps] Oh, my God.
316
00:14:35,208 --> 00:14:37,001
Oh, my God. Okay. Um...
317
00:14:37,085 --> 00:14:39,420
- [sighs]
- [Kevin] Hello?
318
00:14:39,504 --> 00:14:42,048
[chuckles] Thank you
for calling Odyssey Travel.
319
00:14:42,131 --> 00:14:47,095
This is Cassidy starting this call over
with Odyssey's trademark professionalism.
320
00:14:47,178 --> 00:14:48,554
Please disregard my initial greeting.
321
00:14:48,638 --> 00:14:50,306
I am going through
a very traumatic breakup
322
00:14:50,389 --> 00:14:52,600
and thought you were my ex calling
from a burner phone.
323
00:14:52,683 --> 00:14:55,061
Which is a super easy mistake to make.
324
00:14:55,144 --> 00:14:57,438
- Oh, you poor thing. What happened?
- Thanks.
325
00:14:57,522 --> 00:14:59,023
- Are you okay?
- Hi, Cassidy.
326
00:14:59,107 --> 00:15:00,274
Our tour plane burned down
327
00:15:00,358 --> 00:15:03,778
and I need to get to Vermont
to see my wife and daughter ASAP.
328
00:15:03,861 --> 00:15:05,613
[Kevin] And I need to get to
my family in New Jersey.
329
00:15:05,696 --> 00:15:07,406
So could you please find us a new plane
330
00:15:07,490 --> 00:15:09,075
or maybe a flight out of
Heathrow or something?
331
00:15:09,158 --> 00:15:10,576
On it. Yeah.
332
00:15:11,244 --> 00:15:13,037
- [typing]
- [sniffles, clears throat]
333
00:15:13,121 --> 00:15:15,164
I should've never turned down
that Delta commercial.
334
00:15:15,248 --> 00:15:17,333
- You turned down a commercial?
- What's that supposed to mean?
335
00:15:17,416 --> 00:15:19,168
- You say yes to everything.
- No, I don't.
336
00:15:19,252 --> 00:15:21,546
- You're the face of male Botox.
- It's not Botox.
337
00:15:21,629 --> 00:15:24,382
It's Brotox.
A Botox alternative just for men.
338
00:15:25,341 --> 00:15:26,342
Botox didn't want him.
339
00:15:26,425 --> 00:15:28,094
[Cassidy] Hey, Jonas Brothers?
340
00:15:28,177 --> 00:15:31,097
I've got it. Ugh, with this storm coming,
Heathrow is totally shut down.
341
00:15:31,180 --> 00:15:36,352
But I can get you on a 3:00 p.m. flight
out of Charles de Gaulle à Paris!
342
00:15:36,435 --> 00:15:39,814
Uh, but you need to be on the train
that leaves to Paris in...
343
00:15:39,897 --> 00:15:41,065
[typing]
344
00:15:41,149 --> 00:15:43,317
[groans] ...30 minutes.
345
00:15:43,401 --> 00:15:44,652
But you guys are fast.
346
00:15:44,735 --> 00:15:46,362
- Okay.
- All right. We're moving. Thank you.
347
00:15:46,445 --> 00:15:50,032
I've heard that about you.
That you guys are fast guys. [chuckles]
348
00:15:50,116 --> 00:15:52,076
- [Nick] I got an Uber.
- [Kevin] Thanks, Cassidy.
349
00:15:52,160 --> 00:15:53,369
- Bye.
- Is it true?
350
00:15:56,164 --> 00:15:58,541
Whoa. Did we win something?
351
00:15:58,624 --> 00:16:00,835
[Kevin] Nick, why don't you take front?
You're chatty.
352
00:16:01,711 --> 00:16:03,504
- Oh, hello. Hello, hello!
- [Nick] Hey.
353
00:16:03,588 --> 00:16:05,256
Wow. You really like Christmas.
354
00:16:05,339 --> 00:16:07,466
- [chuckles] Guilty, guilty.
- [bells jingle]
355
00:16:07,550 --> 00:16:08,968
Who would like a candy cane?
356
00:16:09,051 --> 00:16:10,970
- Um... I'm good.
- That's tempting. I'm okay.
357
00:16:11,053 --> 00:16:13,389
No, thank you. Uh, just a ride
to St. Pancras station please.
358
00:16:13,472 --> 00:16:15,266
- [Kevin] Yeah.
- Oh. Oh. Got it. Got it.
359
00:16:15,349 --> 00:16:18,269
Oh, I just gotta look up
where that is on "Wahzay."
360
00:16:18,352 --> 00:16:19,854
- "Wahzay"?
- [driver] I'm new to London.
361
00:16:19,937 --> 00:16:21,772
- Waze.
- I worked as a receptionist for an ear,
362
00:16:21,856 --> 00:16:24,108
nose and throat doctor in Ronkonkoma
363
00:16:24,192 --> 00:16:26,027
- for 37 years.
- It's, um...
364
00:16:26,110 --> 00:16:29,447
And then one day I woke up and I realized
it's time for the next chapter.
365
00:16:29,530 --> 00:16:31,407
- [laughs] Yeah.
- Okay, well, here we are.
366
00:16:31,490 --> 00:16:34,911
Well, here we are. There's more to life
than ears, noses and throats, you know?
367
00:16:34,994 --> 00:16:36,954
- Yes. I... Absolutely.
- I've always been an Anglophile.
368
00:16:37,038 --> 00:16:38,414
- How about you?
- Me too.
369
00:16:38,497 --> 00:16:39,916
- Oh, look at that.
- Anglophile. Guilty.
370
00:16:39,999 --> 00:16:41,584
- I said to myself, "Deb"...
- Hey, Deb--
371
00:16:41,667 --> 00:16:44,253
- "...you have your health, have your mind."
- Health?
372
00:16:44,337 --> 00:16:46,631
- "It's time to have an adventure."
- To hit the road.
373
00:16:46,714 --> 00:16:49,258
- Yeah.
- [laughing] Oh, my God.
374
00:16:49,342 --> 00:16:50,718
Okay. I am such a goof.
375
00:16:50,801 --> 00:16:54,347
- I just typed in "adventure" on "Wahzay."
- That's too funny.
376
00:16:54,430 --> 00:16:56,224
- I-I texted--
- I see that... Can I see this for a sec?
377
00:16:56,307 --> 00:16:59,810
- I'm gonna help you. Sorry.
- Oh, what a sweet young man you are.
378
00:16:59,894 --> 00:17:00,937
- [Nick] He is.
- Gosh.
379
00:17:01,020 --> 00:17:03,272
- He really is.
- I wish that my grandson had your manners.
380
00:17:03,356 --> 00:17:05,942
Uh, we do need to get to
St. Pancras station in 30 minutes.
381
00:17:06,025 --> 00:17:07,610
- Can we please start driving?
- Thirty minutes? Ooh.
382
00:17:07,693 --> 00:17:09,111
- That's gonna be tight...
- Zoom. Whoo-hoo!
383
00:17:09,195 --> 00:17:10,529
- I think we can do it.
- Every minute counts.
384
00:17:10,613 --> 00:17:11,656
Let's give it me best.
385
00:17:11,739 --> 00:17:13,032
- Great.
- Here we go.
386
00:17:13,115 --> 00:17:14,200
- [tires screech]
- [all] Whoa!
387
00:17:14,283 --> 00:17:16,327
- [laughing]
- [Kevin] We got outta there quick.
388
00:17:16,410 --> 00:17:18,829
- [Christmas music playing on radio]
- [sighs] Well, I hope I don't get stopped
389
00:17:18,913 --> 00:17:21,457
because my picture on my license
doesn't look like me.
390
00:17:21,540 --> 00:17:23,042
- What?
- [Deb] And there's a reason.
391
00:17:23,125 --> 00:17:25,253
- It isn't! [laughs]
- [laughs]
392
00:17:26,420 --> 00:17:28,172
- [horn honks]
- Oopsie.
393
00:17:28,256 --> 00:17:29,507
- [tires screech]
- Oh! Whoa!
394
00:17:29,590 --> 00:17:31,842
- [all] Whoa!
- [horns honking]
395
00:17:31,926 --> 00:17:33,386
Wrong lane. Wrong lane.
396
00:17:33,469 --> 00:17:34,762
- Drive!
- [horn honks]
397
00:17:34,845 --> 00:17:38,349
I'm still trying to get that
"other side of the road" thing.
398
00:17:38,432 --> 00:17:39,976
Deb, you can just slow down for us please.
399
00:17:40,059 --> 00:17:42,061
All right.
Don't get your panties in a bunch now.
400
00:17:42,144 --> 00:17:45,231
- Wanna make that train or not?
- Yes, but alive please.
401
00:17:45,314 --> 00:17:46,774
[screaming]
402
00:17:46,857 --> 00:17:48,943
- [whoops]
- [screaming continues]
403
00:17:49,026 --> 00:17:50,570
- Okay.
- Whoopsie! [laughs]
404
00:17:50,653 --> 00:17:54,490
♪ We wish you a merry Christmas
And a happy... ♪
405
00:17:54,574 --> 00:17:55,575
- Everybody.
- [Joe groans]
406
00:17:55,658 --> 00:17:58,244
- ♪ Now bring us a figgy pudding ♪
- [straining] ♪ ...figgy pudding ♪
407
00:17:58,327 --> 00:18:00,288
♪ Yes, bring us a figgy pudding ♪
408
00:18:00,371 --> 00:18:01,497
♪ Oh, bring us... ♪
409
00:18:01,581 --> 00:18:03,291
What is a figgy pudding anyway?
410
00:18:03,374 --> 00:18:06,252
- I think they mean fig pudding.
- Truck! Truck! Truck!
411
00:18:06,335 --> 00:18:08,129
- [screams]
- Ooh!
412
00:18:08,212 --> 00:18:10,339
- [screaming]
- [tires squealing]
413
00:18:13,134 --> 00:18:15,094
Whoo! [chuckles]
414
00:18:16,053 --> 00:18:17,805
[gasps] Oh, my God.
415
00:18:17,888 --> 00:18:19,974
You know what's an underrated pudding?
416
00:18:20,057 --> 00:18:22,435
- Rice pudding. It has so many ingredients.
- Rice pudding. Let's just...
417
00:18:22,518 --> 00:18:24,604
- Back that way. Yeah.
- Thank you for helping!
418
00:18:25,187 --> 00:18:28,107
[tires screech]
419
00:18:28,190 --> 00:18:30,693
- [all sigh]
- So he kissed me on the cheek.
420
00:18:30,776 --> 00:18:32,111
He called down for a cab.
421
00:18:32,737 --> 00:18:35,114
And I never saw Buzz Aldrin again.
422
00:18:35,197 --> 00:18:37,533
- [panting] What a story.
- Well, look at that.
423
00:18:37,617 --> 00:18:40,870
- You made it and with time to spare.
- [Kevin] Oh, my God. Thank you.
424
00:18:40,953 --> 00:18:43,039
If you wouldn't mind giving me five stars.
425
00:18:43,122 --> 00:18:45,207
- [Kevin] Yes, five stars. Sure. Thank you.
- [Deb] Merry Christmas.
426
00:18:45,291 --> 00:18:47,960
- [Kevin] Let's go! Let's get home.
- [Joe] Guys, I can't believe we made it.
427
00:18:48,044 --> 00:18:49,920
- Do you think we have time for a song?
- [Kevin] Yeah.
428
00:18:50,004 --> 00:18:53,007
- [♪ "Home For Christmas" playing]
- [backup singers vocalizing]
429
00:18:58,346 --> 00:19:04,185
♪ It's been a lonely night
Seeing the city sights without you ♪
430
00:19:04,268 --> 00:19:05,311
♪ Yeah ♪
431
00:19:06,228 --> 00:19:11,192
♪ Hanging the Christmas lights
But I still feel all kinds of blue ♪
432
00:19:11,275 --> 00:19:13,069
- Whoa! [laughs]
- ♪ Oh, yeah ♪
433
00:19:14,403 --> 00:19:16,364
♪ There's something wrong about it ♪
434
00:19:16,447 --> 00:19:18,199
[both]
♪ There's something wrong about it ♪
435
00:19:18,282 --> 00:19:20,368
♪ And I don't wanna doubt it ♪
436
00:19:20,451 --> 00:19:22,161
[both] ♪ And I don't wanna doubt it ♪
437
00:19:22,244 --> 00:19:24,205
♪ 'Cause I just wanna shout it ♪
438
00:19:24,288 --> 00:19:25,748
[both] ♪ 'Cause I just wanna shout it ♪
439
00:19:25,831 --> 00:19:28,084
♪ Oh, it's true ♪
440
00:19:28,167 --> 00:19:30,044
[both]
♪ Baby, get ready to light up the fire ♪
441
00:19:30,127 --> 00:19:32,672
[all] ♪ Wait a minute
Hey ♪
442
00:19:32,755 --> 00:19:35,007
♪ I'm coming home this Christmas ♪
443
00:19:36,592 --> 00:19:38,719
♪ I'm getting the last plane home ♪
444
00:19:39,637 --> 00:19:42,973
♪ Hey
You won't be alone this Christmas ♪
445
00:19:43,724 --> 00:19:46,018
♪ Hey
I'm coming home ♪
446
00:19:46,102 --> 00:19:50,022
[both] ♪ Everybody's talking 'bout it ♪
447
00:19:50,106 --> 00:19:53,818
♪ Miss you so bad
Gotta shout it ♪
448
00:19:53,901 --> 00:19:56,320
♪ Wait a minute
Hey ♪
449
00:19:56,404 --> 00:19:58,614
♪ I'm coming home this Christmas ♪
450
00:19:59,323 --> 00:20:01,784
♪ Hey
I'm coming home ♪
451
00:20:01,867 --> 00:20:03,828
[whistles]
452
00:20:03,911 --> 00:20:05,913
- [band playing martial beat]
- [people cheering]
453
00:20:29,353 --> 00:20:31,897
[♪ martial music continues]
454
00:20:36,902 --> 00:20:40,030
- [playing smooth jazz solo]
- [Nick vocalizes]
455
00:20:40,865 --> 00:20:42,908
♪ Yeah ♪
456
00:20:44,326 --> 00:20:45,828
♪ I'm coming home ♪
457
00:20:46,370 --> 00:20:47,413
Hey!
458
00:20:48,748 --> 00:20:49,749
♪ Hey ♪
459
00:20:52,710 --> 00:20:54,587
♪ Wait a minute
Hey ♪
460
00:20:55,504 --> 00:20:57,548
♪ I'm coming home this Christmas ♪
461
00:20:59,133 --> 00:21:01,594
♪ I'm getting the last plane home ♪
462
00:21:02,970 --> 00:21:05,389
♪ You won't be alone this Christmas ♪
463
00:21:06,140 --> 00:21:08,934
♪ Hey!
I'm coming home ♪
464
00:21:10,060 --> 00:21:13,063
- [people cheering]
- [train whistle blows]
465
00:21:27,495 --> 00:21:28,662
Joe?
466
00:21:29,705 --> 00:21:31,290
- Lucy?
- Yeah.
467
00:21:31,373 --> 00:21:32,374
- Hi.
- Hi. What!
468
00:21:32,458 --> 00:21:34,543
Oh, my God.
I haven't seen you since we were like--
469
00:21:34,627 --> 00:21:36,337
- Thirteen? When you moved to Portland.
- Thir... Yeah.
470
00:21:36,420 --> 00:21:40,049
Yes, you... Wow.
You remember where my family moved.
471
00:21:40,132 --> 00:21:41,383
Do I remember where your fam...
472
00:21:41,467 --> 00:21:43,344
I literally have hated Portland
ever since.
473
00:21:43,427 --> 00:21:44,637
- Really?
- Mm-hmm.
474
00:21:44,720 --> 00:21:45,846
People would always be like,
475
00:21:45,930 --> 00:21:47,807
"Portland is so cool,
you gotta come visit."
476
00:21:47,890 --> 00:21:49,600
And I'd be like, "Portland sucks."
477
00:21:49,683 --> 00:21:51,977
Then I remember it's just the place that
stole Lucy Chen away from me.
478
00:21:52,061 --> 00:21:53,979
- [chuckles] Wow.
- We used to hang out all the time.
479
00:21:54,063 --> 00:21:55,397
Why did we stop talking?
480
00:21:55,481 --> 00:21:58,025
Probably 'cause we were kids
and we didn't have phones.
481
00:21:58,108 --> 00:22:00,361
- And then you became a very famous kid.
- Right.
482
00:22:00,444 --> 00:22:02,404
And then I did, like...
483
00:22:02,488 --> 00:22:04,573
- I walked into that one, didn't I?
- ...instant message you.
484
00:22:04,657 --> 00:22:06,367
- You didn't respond so I think...
- I don't think that's how--
485
00:22:06,450 --> 00:22:08,202
You are, like, a fancy doctor now.
486
00:22:08,786 --> 00:22:11,747
Yeah. I am. I'm a cardiothoracic surgeon.
487
00:22:11,831 --> 00:22:13,123
- That's right.
- Yeah.
488
00:22:13,207 --> 00:22:17,461
- How did you know that, Joe? [chuckles]
- Just you've always been doctor-like.
489
00:22:17,545 --> 00:22:19,338
Huh. Did you stalk my Instagram?
490
00:22:19,421 --> 00:22:20,714
No.
491
00:22:20,798 --> 00:22:21,966
I looked once.
492
00:22:22,842 --> 00:22:24,009
- That's cool.
- Yeah.
493
00:22:24,093 --> 00:22:25,970
I kinda knew you'd become a doctor.
494
00:22:26,053 --> 00:22:28,848
I remember in science class
when we had to dissect that pig.
495
00:22:28,931 --> 00:22:32,059
Everyone was freaking out,
and you just cut that thing up like a pro.
496
00:22:32,142 --> 00:22:35,354
Yeah. I remember that.
You threw up in my JanSport.
497
00:22:35,437 --> 00:22:36,981
- No. I did not.
- In the middle of the classroom.
498
00:22:37,064 --> 00:22:38,482
- Yes, you did. I held your hair.
- [chuckles]
499
00:22:38,566 --> 00:22:41,527
I remember you were
my only lab partner, so...
500
00:22:41,610 --> 00:22:44,196
- [chuckles]
- What are you, um, doing on this train?
501
00:22:44,280 --> 00:22:46,323
Are you going to a convention for...
502
00:22:46,907 --> 00:22:49,285
hear... heart... heartio... Cardio?
503
00:22:49,368 --> 00:22:50,661
- Vertigo?
- No. Cardiothoracic.
504
00:22:50,744 --> 00:22:52,288
- Right. That's what it is.
- It's fine.
505
00:22:52,371 --> 00:22:54,456
Uh, no, I'm not. I'm, um...
506
00:22:55,332 --> 00:22:56,333
I...
507
00:22:57,793 --> 00:22:59,169
I'm going through a breakup.
508
00:22:59,753 --> 00:23:04,300
So it inspired
this kind of emo Euro trip thing.
509
00:23:04,383 --> 00:23:06,385
- By yourself?
- Lame?
510
00:23:06,468 --> 00:23:08,762
[inhales sharply]
No, it's actually quite brave.
511
00:23:09,388 --> 00:23:11,307
[smacks lips] Oh. Thanks.
512
00:23:11,390 --> 00:23:12,683
[intercom chimes]
513
00:23:12,766 --> 00:23:15,603
[announcer] We'll be arriving at
our final destination in ten minutes.
514
00:23:15,686 --> 00:23:17,187
All right. Um...
515
00:23:17,897 --> 00:23:19,648
- I should probably go get my--
- Okay.
516
00:23:19,732 --> 00:23:22,276
- It was good to see you. Uh...
- Yeah. It was really good to see you.
517
00:23:22,359 --> 00:23:23,944
- Doctor.
- [chuckles]
518
00:23:24,028 --> 00:23:26,071
- Yeah. But... [chuckles]
- Yeah.
519
00:23:26,572 --> 00:23:27,948
- [chuckles]
- Um... Okay.
520
00:23:28,032 --> 00:23:29,742
I'll s... Bye.
521
00:23:29,825 --> 00:23:31,368
[chuckles] Bye.
522
00:23:41,003 --> 00:23:42,421
- Nick--
- You guys are never gonna believe
523
00:23:42,504 --> 00:23:44,006
who I just ran into.
524
00:23:44,089 --> 00:23:45,341
- Who?
- Lucy Chen.
525
00:23:45,424 --> 00:23:46,592
- From grade school?
- Yeah.
526
00:23:46,675 --> 00:23:48,302
And I feel like we had a connection.
527
00:23:48,969 --> 00:23:51,347
Is that what we're calling it these days?
Connection.
528
00:23:51,430 --> 00:23:52,973
How many connections have
you had this month?
529
00:23:53,057 --> 00:23:54,600
- Hmm.
- Joe can't count that high.
530
00:23:54,683 --> 00:23:56,018
- [chuckles]
- [Joe] Nice. Yeah.
531
00:23:56,101 --> 00:23:57,895
[smacks lips] Funny.
532
00:23:59,813 --> 00:24:03,150
Uh, seeing as we're stuck here, there's
something I wanna talk to you guys about.
533
00:24:03,233 --> 00:24:04,652
Dude, you forgot the mayo.
534
00:24:04,735 --> 00:24:05,986
[sighs]
535
00:24:06,070 --> 00:24:07,446
All right. Hey, mayo it up, brah.
536
00:24:11,075 --> 00:24:13,077
[phone buzzing]
537
00:24:18,958 --> 00:24:21,377
- Hi, Stacy.
- Nicky J, what do you say.
538
00:24:21,460 --> 00:24:22,544
[spits, coughs]
539
00:24:22,628 --> 00:24:25,506
Sonya, I told you to watch
the numbing cream around my mouth.
540
00:24:25,589 --> 00:24:28,300
Stacy. Stacy, you're...
you're calling me because...
541
00:24:28,384 --> 00:24:30,386
Right. Great news!
542
00:24:30,469 --> 00:24:34,807
After the holidays, the promoters want
to extend the tour six months.
543
00:24:34,890 --> 00:24:36,433
[whoops] You're welcome.
544
00:24:38,602 --> 00:24:40,437
Oh. Wow.
545
00:24:40,521 --> 00:24:41,814
[Joe] Hey, Nick!
546
00:24:42,648 --> 00:24:44,316
Hey! Down here!
547
00:24:44,984 --> 00:24:47,069
Remember how you spent all that time
reworking the set list,
548
00:24:47,152 --> 00:24:48,320
and we didn't even notice.
549
00:24:48,404 --> 00:24:51,490
Yeah, what's another six months of
you doing all the heavy lifting,
550
00:24:51,573 --> 00:24:54,076
while we goof off and have fun! [chuckles]
551
00:24:54,159 --> 00:24:55,744
I love memes!
552
00:24:56,787 --> 00:24:58,914
[Stacy] Nicky J? Still with me?
553
00:24:58,998 --> 00:25:02,668
Yeah. Um, but I'm gonna have to say no
on extending the tour.
554
00:25:02,751 --> 00:25:06,088
And... And listen. Please don't mention that
it was an option to the brothers, okay?
555
00:25:06,171 --> 00:25:07,631
Um... What?
556
00:25:07,715 --> 00:25:08,966
[chuckles] Why?
557
00:25:09,049 --> 00:25:10,592
Yeah! Whoo!
558
00:25:13,095 --> 00:25:14,722
They're burnt out from being on the road.
559
00:25:14,805 --> 00:25:17,141
And you know how they hate
to disappoint their fans.
560
00:25:17,766 --> 00:25:20,811
So they would never say no,
but they really need a break.
561
00:25:21,437 --> 00:25:22,479
[Stacy] Hmm.
562
00:25:23,063 --> 00:25:24,231
Okay, fine.
563
00:25:24,857 --> 00:25:28,902
Sonya. Can you please put some of
that numbing cream on my heart?
564
00:25:29,486 --> 00:25:31,488
Because Nick Jonas just broke it.
565
00:25:31,572 --> 00:25:33,157
[whispering] No, not really.
Just doing a thing.
566
00:25:34,074 --> 00:25:36,660
Okay. I'm hanging up now, Stacy.
We're almost in Paris.
567
00:25:37,411 --> 00:25:39,163
- [intercom chimes]
- [sighs]
568
00:25:39,246 --> 00:25:41,248
[announcer] Now approaching
our final destination,
569
00:25:41,331 --> 00:25:43,333
- Amsterdam.
- What?
570
00:25:54,011 --> 00:25:55,763
[Alena] Who gets on the wrong train?
571
00:25:55,846 --> 00:25:59,141
[daughter] He was probably on his phone
asking Mom what she had for breakfast.
572
00:25:59,224 --> 00:26:00,893
Okay. Be nice to me
or I'm not paying for college.
573
00:26:00,976 --> 00:26:02,311
- [daughter groans]
- But what did she have?
574
00:26:02,394 --> 00:26:04,271
Thanks for holding down the fort, Mom.
Yeah, I'm warm.
575
00:26:04,354 --> 00:26:06,982
I'm wearing my scarf.
I... I'm hanging up now. Love you.
576
00:26:07,066 --> 00:26:10,152
[Priyanka] So wait, now you have
to find a flight out of Amsterdam?
577
00:26:10,235 --> 00:26:12,571
- Yeah, yeah. It's fine. I just...
- [Malti babbling]
578
00:26:12,654 --> 00:26:14,782
Let me figure this out,
I'll call you back in a little bit.
579
00:26:14,865 --> 00:26:17,743
- Malti, I love you. I love you so much.
- Just get home for Christmas, Gaga.
580
00:26:17,826 --> 00:26:18,827
We love you.
581
00:26:20,662 --> 00:26:21,830
[groans]
582
00:26:21,914 --> 00:26:23,957
No. You don't get to groan.
583
00:26:24,041 --> 00:26:25,417
- Why?
- Because this is your fault.
584
00:26:25,501 --> 00:26:28,295
Okay, how is this my fault?
We all got on the same train.
585
00:26:28,378 --> 00:26:29,630
Yeah, you were supposed to double-check.
586
00:26:29,713 --> 00:26:31,840
Yeah. And you're the uptight,
responsible one. [sighs]
587
00:26:31,924 --> 00:26:33,592
That's right.
You're the uptight, responsible one.
588
00:26:33,675 --> 00:26:34,676
You're the lovable tramp.
589
00:26:34,760 --> 00:26:36,428
- And I'm the relatable--
- Human cardboard?
590
00:26:36,512 --> 00:26:38,263
Hmm. Forgettable curly?
591
00:26:38,347 --> 00:26:40,140
The world's most unlikely rock star?
592
00:26:40,224 --> 00:26:42,267
- Not Nick or Joe.
- [chuckles]
593
00:26:42,351 --> 00:26:44,103
The one that still lives in New Jersey.
594
00:26:44,186 --> 00:26:46,313
Ah. Good one, tramp. [clicks teeth]
595
00:26:46,396 --> 00:26:48,816
I was gonna say handsome,
relatable everyman, but fine.
596
00:26:48,899 --> 00:26:49,983
[phone buzzing]
597
00:26:50,067 --> 00:26:52,277
- Oh, gosh. Cassidy.
- [Kevin] Oh.
598
00:26:52,361 --> 00:26:55,572
Hey, Cassidy. Uh, please tell me
you got us a flight out of Amsterdam.
599
00:26:55,656 --> 00:26:58,951
[Cassidy groans] Not yet.
I mean, it is two days before Christmas
600
00:26:59,034 --> 00:27:01,328
and Dutch people travel a lot.
601
00:27:01,829 --> 00:27:04,915
Probably because they get four weeks
paid vacation guaranteed by law.
602
00:27:04,998 --> 00:27:07,000
Oh, my God.
603
00:27:07,876 --> 00:27:10,129
Should Cassidy be moving to Amsterdam?
604
00:27:10,712 --> 00:27:11,713
Yes.
605
00:27:11,797 --> 00:27:13,966
Cassidy. Can we focus real quick, please.
606
00:27:14,049 --> 00:27:16,343
Sorry. I have you on standby
at literally every single airline.
607
00:27:16,426 --> 00:27:18,512
I'm sure something will come through
by the morning.
608
00:27:18,595 --> 00:27:21,473
Okay. All right. If we get out in the
morning, then we can still make it home
609
00:27:21,557 --> 00:27:23,642
- in time for Christmas Eve dinner.
- That's not that bad. So, uh...
610
00:27:23,725 --> 00:27:25,018
Where are we gonna stay tonight?
611
00:27:27,062 --> 00:27:29,690
How is this the only hotel room
in the entire city?
612
00:27:29,773 --> 00:27:32,568
- [sighs]
- Tripadvisor just says "Don't".
613
00:27:32,651 --> 00:27:35,279
- [guest screams]
- [rumbling]
614
00:27:36,363 --> 00:27:37,406
- [banging]
- Lock the door.
615
00:27:37,489 --> 00:27:38,490
Yeah.
616
00:27:40,325 --> 00:27:42,578
- The lock is just two pieces of string.
- Tie it tight.
617
00:27:42,661 --> 00:27:44,204
- Tie it tighter.
- Need me to do it?
618
00:27:44,288 --> 00:27:46,164
No, I can do... a sailor's knot.
619
00:27:47,791 --> 00:27:49,167
- Okay.
- Okay, well I'm definitely sleeping
620
00:27:49,251 --> 00:27:52,296
- with the passport pack on tonight.
- You don't need to sleep with the pack on.
621
00:27:52,379 --> 00:27:55,215
For the uptight, responsible one,
you're very lax about passport safety.
622
00:27:55,299 --> 00:27:56,300
I call middle.
623
00:27:56,383 --> 00:27:58,427
You can't just call middle
while I'm talking about the pack.
624
00:27:58,510 --> 00:27:59,970
Well, yes I can. I'm older and I'm taller.
625
00:28:00,053 --> 00:28:01,054
My shoulders are broader.
626
00:28:01,138 --> 00:28:02,431
No, they're... Your shoulders?
Absolutely not.
627
00:28:02,514 --> 00:28:04,391
There are literally websites
dedicated to my shoulders.
628
00:28:04,474 --> 00:28:06,518
- No. There's no chance.
- Let's see. Right now.
629
00:28:06,602 --> 00:28:08,312
- Back to back.
- Look, Nick.
630
00:28:08,395 --> 00:28:11,481
Guys, would you please shut up. I'm trying
to figure out how to get us home.
631
00:28:11,565 --> 00:28:12,941
'Cause Cassidy's not it.
632
00:28:13,025 --> 00:28:15,110
- [people laughing on phone]
- [laughs]
633
00:28:15,193 --> 00:28:16,194
Joe.
634
00:28:16,278 --> 00:28:18,113
Sorry. It's just somebody sent me a video
635
00:28:18,196 --> 00:28:20,198
of an octopus who loves
to watch Vanderpump Villa.
636
00:28:21,325 --> 00:28:23,702
Oh, my God. This is good, look.
Oh, that's not it.
637
00:28:23,785 --> 00:28:28,081
- What's going on, family?
- That's Nick's buddy from Broadway.
638
00:28:28,165 --> 00:28:31,209
I'm coming at you live from Air Ethan.
We're headed to Amsterdam.
639
00:28:31,293 --> 00:28:32,794
- To Amsterdam?
- Happy holidays, all.
640
00:28:32,878 --> 00:28:34,004
On his private plane.
641
00:28:34,087 --> 00:28:36,298
I'm gonna be performing
my intimate Christmas show.
642
00:28:36,381 --> 00:28:38,008
Eggnog with an EGOT.
643
00:28:38,091 --> 00:28:41,845
And then we're headed back to New York
on my plane for Christmas with the crew.
644
00:28:41,929 --> 00:28:44,598
Um... okay. Well, this is obviously perfect.
645
00:28:44,681 --> 00:28:46,808
No. Ethan is not going to let us
on his plane.
646
00:28:46,892 --> 00:28:48,310
- Why?
- 'Cause he hates me.
647
00:28:48,393 --> 00:28:50,687
First day of rehearsal
for Home Alone: The Musical,
648
00:28:50,771 --> 00:28:52,522
I walked in and said,
"Hey, you're doing great, kid."
649
00:28:52,606 --> 00:28:54,358
He said, "Don't call me a kid,
you old man." I'm like,
650
00:28:54,441 --> 00:28:57,361
"Chill, bro. I'm literally playing
your dad in the show, you are my kid."
651
00:28:57,444 --> 00:29:00,530
And it's a weird casting choice.
But the point is, he hates me.
652
00:29:00,614 --> 00:29:01,949
That was, like, a hundred years ago.
653
00:29:02,032 --> 00:29:04,743
Guys. It's not gonna happen. Let it go.
654
00:29:05,661 --> 00:29:06,870
Okay, Nick.
655
00:29:06,954 --> 00:29:10,415
Joseph, do you think Nick abandoning Malti
at Christmas is gonna scar her for life?
656
00:29:11,333 --> 00:29:13,585
Well, maybe not for life.
But she is so young that I feel like
657
00:29:13,669 --> 00:29:16,129
- she'll be in therapy...
- Oh, my God. Okay, let's go see Ethan.
658
00:29:16,213 --> 00:29:17,547
- Yes.
- And try to get on his plane.
659
00:29:17,631 --> 00:29:18,757
[chuckles] Nice.
660
00:29:23,387 --> 00:29:24,680
[crowd laughing]
661
00:29:24,763 --> 00:29:26,765
And I said, "Kristin Chenoweth,
662
00:29:26,848 --> 00:29:29,559
I think this is the best Christmas ham
I've ever tasted."
663
00:29:29,643 --> 00:29:31,853
[chuckles] That's what I said.
664
00:29:31,937 --> 00:29:34,272
Man, crazy times on Broadway.
665
00:29:34,356 --> 00:29:35,357
[Joe groans]
666
00:29:35,440 --> 00:29:36,525
He's so charming.
667
00:29:37,234 --> 00:29:38,485
[chuckles] That's not...
668
00:29:39,152 --> 00:29:40,779
Could that possibly be the Jonas Brothers?
669
00:29:40,862 --> 00:29:42,739
[murmuring]
670
00:29:42,823 --> 00:29:44,032
- Hey.
- Hi.
671
00:29:44,116 --> 00:29:45,826
Guilty as charged. Hey, everyone.
672
00:29:45,909 --> 00:29:46,952
- [Ethan] Nick!
- Hey, Ethan.
673
00:29:47,035 --> 00:29:49,287
So sweet of you to come to my show, man.
674
00:29:49,371 --> 00:29:51,957
That is cool of you.
That is big of you, man.
675
00:29:52,040 --> 00:29:53,959
You know what, Nick,
why don't you come on up here?
676
00:29:54,042 --> 00:29:55,127
[cheering] Oh, yeah!
677
00:29:55,210 --> 00:29:56,795
- Oh, I... I...
- Plane. Plane.
678
00:29:57,838 --> 00:29:58,839
- Great idea.
- I would love to.
679
00:29:58,922 --> 00:30:01,091
- Yeah.
- Get us home. Come on.
680
00:30:01,174 --> 00:30:02,342
Get up there.
681
00:30:02,426 --> 00:30:03,885
Nick Jonas.
682
00:30:03,969 --> 00:30:05,887
What a treat. Nick.
683
00:30:05,971 --> 00:30:07,931
- Hey. Ethan.
- Nicky, man. Good to see you too.
684
00:30:08,015 --> 00:30:09,599
- You got this.
- Make us proud.
685
00:30:09,683 --> 00:30:11,351
Oh, can I have two of those please?
Thank you.
686
00:30:11,435 --> 00:30:13,395
Most of you probably know this already.
687
00:30:13,478 --> 00:30:16,732
Uh... Nick and I starred together
in Home Alone: The Musical.
688
00:30:16,815 --> 00:30:21,445
I, of course, played Kevin McCallister
and Nick obviously played my dad.
689
00:30:22,029 --> 00:30:24,322
Uh... Well, you know, it's Broadway.
690
00:30:24,406 --> 00:30:28,326
So you really suspend disbelief and...
And Ethan was playing younger,
691
00:30:28,410 --> 00:30:30,287
I was playing older, obviously.
692
00:30:30,370 --> 00:30:33,957
And they even had to add some gray
to my temple just to really sell it.
693
00:30:34,041 --> 00:30:35,333
Did they? They did?
694
00:30:35,834 --> 00:30:36,918
They absolutely did.
695
00:30:37,002 --> 00:30:38,211
- Oh, it just... Oh...
- You know they did.
696
00:30:38,295 --> 00:30:40,380
It's just I'm seeing some smile lines
that sell it just fine.
697
00:30:40,464 --> 00:30:42,174
- Oh. [mutters]
- Ah, come on!
698
00:30:42,257 --> 00:30:44,051
Pow! I'm teasing you, man.
699
00:30:44,134 --> 00:30:46,428
- [Nick] That's funny.
- [Ethan] Hey, Nick. Hey, Nick. Come on.
700
00:30:46,511 --> 00:30:48,722
- Shall we do our big song?
- Oh, I don't think they want to see that.
701
00:30:48,805 --> 00:30:52,100
They don't... Of course they do.
It's the title song in the show.
702
00:30:52,184 --> 00:30:54,019
- [crowd cheering]
- Yeah! Let's hear it!
703
00:30:54,102 --> 00:30:56,646
If you don't remember the words,
I can make them really big on your phone.
704
00:30:56,730 --> 00:30:59,149
Oh. No, no, no. The vision's just fine.
Twenty-twenty, bud.
705
00:30:59,232 --> 00:31:00,317
- Oh, good.
- Yeah, but listen, hey,
706
00:31:00,400 --> 00:31:01,902
if you wanna take the key down, I get it.
707
00:31:01,985 --> 00:31:05,030
It's 'cause I know there was a lot
of times in our run where those...
708
00:31:05,113 --> 00:31:07,324
those high notes were
a little tough to get to.
709
00:31:08,575 --> 00:31:09,826
Oh, don't say that.
710
00:31:10,660 --> 00:31:13,330
- I'm good, man. I'm good with the key.
- Oh, he's good. Let's just play the song.
711
00:31:13,413 --> 00:31:15,791
- All right, just play the song.
- Go ahead. Play the song.
712
00:31:15,874 --> 00:31:17,751
- God.
- [♪ "Home Alone" playing]
713
00:31:17,834 --> 00:31:18,877
All right, here we go.
714
00:31:25,467 --> 00:31:28,011
[vocalizing]
715
00:31:30,514 --> 00:31:32,224
♪ Home Alone ♪
716
00:31:34,226 --> 00:31:37,896
♪ Being home alone ♪
717
00:31:37,979 --> 00:31:43,276
♪ Is like being home with no ♪
718
00:31:43,360 --> 00:31:45,737
♪ With no people ♪
719
00:31:46,321 --> 00:31:50,242
♪ I was alone
'Cause there were no people ♪
720
00:31:50,951 --> 00:31:52,244
♪ At all ♪
721
00:31:52,327 --> 00:31:56,665
♪ They say home is where ♪
722
00:31:56,748 --> 00:32:01,169
♪ The heart lives at, not over there ♪
723
00:32:01,253 --> 00:32:04,089
♪ I learned what I should cherish ♪
724
00:32:04,172 --> 00:32:05,340
I grew from the hurt.
725
00:32:05,924 --> 00:32:07,843
I can't believe this show
only ran three weeks.
726
00:32:07,926 --> 00:32:08,927
I can.
727
00:32:09,594 --> 00:32:14,808
♪ Oh, when you turn my age ♪
728
00:32:14,891 --> 00:32:19,437
♪ The love carries more weight ♪
729
00:32:19,521 --> 00:32:22,357
♪ My heart was so heavy ♪
730
00:32:22,440 --> 00:32:28,738
♪ My apology
I was a bad daddy to you ♪
731
00:32:28,822 --> 00:32:35,203
- ♪ Oh ♪
- ♪ Oh, I made my family disappear ♪
732
00:32:35,287 --> 00:32:40,125
♪ I lived through
A father's greatest fear ♪
733
00:32:40,208 --> 00:32:42,169
♪ But no more being home alone ♪
734
00:32:42,252 --> 00:32:48,341
♪ It's time that we are all at home
Together ♪
735
00:32:48,425 --> 00:32:53,054
♪ I'll never leave you home alone again ♪
736
00:32:53,138 --> 00:32:55,307
♪ I don't wanna be home alone again ♪
737
00:32:55,390 --> 00:32:57,642
- Keep it going, keep it going.
- Oh, no.
738
00:32:57,726 --> 00:33:01,897
♪ I will never leave you
Home alone again ♪
739
00:33:01,980 --> 00:33:05,358
♪ I don't wanna be home alone again ♪
740
00:33:05,442 --> 00:33:06,526
- He's doing it.
- Stop.
741
00:33:06,610 --> 00:33:09,863
- ♪ I'll never leave you home alone ♪
- [Ethan] I can't go much higher.
742
00:33:09,946 --> 00:33:15,118
♪ No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no
No, no, no, no, home alone again ♪
743
00:33:15,202 --> 00:33:17,204
♪ I'll never leave you home alone ♪
744
00:33:17,287 --> 00:33:18,371
What are you doing? Stop!
745
00:33:18,455 --> 00:33:20,123
♪ You will never be home
On your own, again ♪
746
00:33:20,207 --> 00:33:27,214
- ♪ Oh, I don't wanna be home alone again ♪
- ♪ Alone again ♪
747
00:33:27,297 --> 00:33:28,715
- [screeches]
- [crowd groans]
748
00:33:28,798 --> 00:33:31,468
- [coughs] Stop, stop, stop, stop. Stop.
- [♪ song ends]
749
00:33:31,551 --> 00:33:34,638
You knew.
You knew exactly what you were doing.
750
00:33:34,721 --> 00:33:37,974
Because you know what you are, Nick Jonas?
You are sick.
751
00:33:38,058 --> 00:33:40,936
- [chuckles] Okay, just--
- To track me down, in Amsterdam,
752
00:33:41,019 --> 00:33:42,437
- so you could come up here...
- No, this is bad.
753
00:33:42,520 --> 00:33:44,773
...and embarrass me in front of
the people who love me most,
754
00:33:44,856 --> 00:33:49,319
because you can't stand that your time
in the sun is up.
755
00:33:49,986 --> 00:33:52,280
- That's mean.
- [Ethan] And I am about to have
756
00:33:52,364 --> 00:33:53,698
a double EGOT.
757
00:33:53,782 --> 00:33:58,703
Emmy, Emmy, Grammy, Grammy, Oscar,
Oscar, Tony, Tony. E-E, G-G, O-O, T-T.
758
00:33:58,787 --> 00:34:01,957
This is the worst city.
And you are the worst Jonas brother.
759
00:34:02,749 --> 00:34:03,750
Justin!
760
00:34:05,210 --> 00:34:06,878
- You're my hero!
- Thank you.
761
00:34:06,962 --> 00:34:08,338
[crowd murmuring]
762
00:34:09,631 --> 00:34:12,384
That's live theater for you.
Anything can happen, right? [chuckles]
763
00:34:15,136 --> 00:34:17,514
- No plane?
- [clicks tongue] No plane.
764
00:34:33,530 --> 00:34:35,156
Are you, uh, stalking me?
765
00:34:35,240 --> 00:34:37,742
Lucy? What are you doing here?
766
00:34:37,826 --> 00:34:41,955
[chuckles] Well, I was... I was trying to
watch an Ethan Lloyd Monroe show,
767
00:34:42,038 --> 00:34:44,874
but that happened instead.
768
00:34:45,500 --> 00:34:47,252
- Yeah.
- Yeah. Yeah.
769
00:34:47,335 --> 00:34:49,504
I'm wondering if I can get a refund
or something. 'Cause I'm--
770
00:34:49,587 --> 00:34:51,881
You know, I could probably
give you Nick's Venmo.
771
00:34:51,965 --> 00:34:53,591
- Yeah.
- And you could just bill him.
772
00:34:53,675 --> 00:34:56,761
- Okay, great. Yeah. That's... That's good.
- That work? [chuckles]
773
00:34:58,179 --> 00:35:00,890
Uh, it's actually good that it ended early
774
00:35:00,974 --> 00:35:03,184
'cause I have this, like,
awesome Amsterdam bucket list.
775
00:35:03,268 --> 00:35:06,021
And there's this one thing that I
didn't know if I was gonna have time for,
776
00:35:06,104 --> 00:35:08,398
and now I have time.
777
00:35:08,481 --> 00:35:10,317
So, I think I'm gonna do that.
778
00:35:11,401 --> 00:35:13,028
Do you want company for this thing?
779
00:35:13,653 --> 00:35:16,948
Uh... Well, you don't know
what the thing is.
780
00:35:17,574 --> 00:35:19,909
- That's fine.
- [chuckles] Yeah, I w...
781
00:35:19,993 --> 00:35:21,995
- Yeah, I would love for you to come.
- Yes, Okay, great.
782
00:35:22,078 --> 00:35:24,122
- I will... I'll text my brothers.
- Hmm.
783
00:35:24,205 --> 00:35:25,749
Okay, I'll text my mom.
784
00:35:25,832 --> 00:35:27,459
I... I'm kidding.
785
00:35:27,542 --> 00:35:29,294
- I'll just go grab my jacket.
- Okay, that's fine.
786
00:35:39,554 --> 00:35:42,223
Is that what we're calling it these days?
A connection.
787
00:35:42,849 --> 00:35:45,310
How many girls have
you connected with this month?
788
00:35:45,393 --> 00:35:47,896
You're a worthless party boy
who doesn't deserve love.
789
00:35:47,979 --> 00:35:49,439
- I agree.
- [chuckles]
790
00:35:49,522 --> 00:35:51,691
[both laughing]
791
00:35:53,860 --> 00:35:54,861
[groans]
792
00:36:01,117 --> 00:36:02,452
[scoffs]
793
00:36:09,417 --> 00:36:13,254
Uh, do you know the "Oops, I Did It Again"
music video dance still?
794
00:36:13,338 --> 00:36:15,173
Yes, obviously. I'm not a loser.
795
00:36:16,341 --> 00:36:18,718
- It's like... I can't...
- That's not... Nah, you don't know it.
796
00:36:18,802 --> 00:36:20,470
Okay, I know it in... I know it in my mind,
797
00:36:20,553 --> 00:36:22,972
- but I physically can't do it. [chuckles]
- Right.
798
00:36:23,056 --> 00:36:26,893
So, is your ex a doctor as well?
799
00:36:26,976 --> 00:36:28,395
Okay, then.
800
00:36:28,478 --> 00:36:30,146
Um, yeah.
801
00:36:30,730 --> 00:36:32,649
We were best friends. It was nice. [sighs]
802
00:36:32,732 --> 00:36:35,276
And the hardest thing I ever had
to do was admit that I,
803
00:36:35,360 --> 00:36:37,195
um, was not in love with him.
804
00:36:38,029 --> 00:36:40,198
Oh. So, you... you broke up with him?
805
00:36:40,740 --> 00:36:41,741
Yeah.
806
00:36:43,118 --> 00:36:46,121
If you don't feel as bad
for me anymore, I understand.
807
00:36:46,204 --> 00:36:47,247
I do.
808
00:36:47,330 --> 00:36:50,834
[inhales sharply] I've got a few
bad break-ups under my belt as well.
809
00:36:52,085 --> 00:36:53,128
Yeah.
810
00:36:54,170 --> 00:36:56,214
I'm not sure what to do here.
811
00:36:56,297 --> 00:36:58,883
Like, do people pretend not to know
812
00:36:58,967 --> 00:37:01,469
literally everything about
your personal life? Or like...
813
00:37:01,553 --> 00:37:05,557
And then do you pretend not to know
that they're pretending not to know?
814
00:37:06,725 --> 00:37:08,476
Yeah, that's pretty much how it goes.
815
00:37:09,310 --> 00:37:12,021
- That's so weird. [chuckles]
- [chuckles]
816
00:37:12,105 --> 00:37:14,482
- I'm sorry. Yeah.
- It's weird. Yeah.
817
00:37:15,442 --> 00:37:18,695
Um, but the good news is
this looks like a good spot.
818
00:37:18,778 --> 00:37:20,864
[groans] Looks good for what exactly?
819
00:37:20,947 --> 00:37:22,157
For swimming.
820
00:37:22,240 --> 00:37:23,450
Mmm. Right.
821
00:37:25,243 --> 00:37:27,704
So, just the same old Lucy,
except you're crazy now.
822
00:37:27,787 --> 00:37:29,873
[chuckles] It's called Nieuwjaarsduik.
823
00:37:29,956 --> 00:37:32,834
It's a Dutch New Years tradition for,
like, new beginnings.
824
00:37:32,917 --> 00:37:36,004
And I'm not gonna be here on New Years.
So, we're just gonna have to do it now.
825
00:37:38,882 --> 00:37:41,801
Come on, pretty boy. The cold water
will be good for your pores.
826
00:37:42,969 --> 00:37:45,346
- [chuckles]
- Okay. Fine.
827
00:37:45,430 --> 00:37:48,016
- [chuckles, grunts]
- [stammers] Can't believe I'm doing this.
828
00:37:48,099 --> 00:37:49,976
Let me just hang up
my super cool passport pack.
829
00:37:51,644 --> 00:37:53,730
[Santa] Ho, ho, ho, ho.
830
00:37:55,273 --> 00:37:56,274
Book a new flight.
831
00:37:56,858 --> 00:37:58,234
[automated voice]
Sorry, I didn't get that.
832
00:37:58,318 --> 00:38:01,446
It's okay. Book a new flight.
833
00:38:02,155 --> 00:38:04,866
- One more time.
- [clears throat, clicks tongue]
834
00:38:04,949 --> 00:38:07,368
Book a new flight.
835
00:38:07,452 --> 00:38:09,412
[automated voice] Rent a car.
Is that correct?
836
00:38:09,954 --> 00:38:13,249
That is not correct.
I would like to book a new flight.
837
00:38:13,333 --> 00:38:15,585
Hey, Nick, my main man.
838
00:38:16,252 --> 00:38:21,674
I've been, uh, wanting to talk to you
about something vis-à-vis la música.
839
00:38:21,758 --> 00:38:25,345
[chuckles] "Vis-à-vis la música"?
What am I talking about?
840
00:38:25,428 --> 00:38:28,515
[sighs] Just rip off the Band-Aid, Kevin.
Um... [clicks tongue]
841
00:38:28,598 --> 00:38:31,309
Nick, I wanna sing lead in a song.
842
00:38:32,477 --> 00:38:33,770
Is that cool with you guys?
843
00:38:33,853 --> 00:38:35,230
Human cardboard.
844
00:38:35,313 --> 00:38:37,899
- Forgettable curly.
- The world's most unlikely rock star.
845
00:38:37,982 --> 00:38:39,609
The stuff we say to you is so mean,
846
00:38:39,692 --> 00:38:42,028
you don't even have to embellish it
in your memory.
847
00:38:46,950 --> 00:38:47,951
You got this.
848
00:38:48,618 --> 00:38:52,163
Book a new flight.
849
00:38:52,247 --> 00:38:54,332
[automated voice] If you would like
to hear the menu options again,
850
00:38:54,415 --> 00:38:56,960
- please press nine.
- [sighs] Nick, can we talk?
851
00:38:57,043 --> 00:38:59,587
Listen, you stupid airplane robot!
852
00:38:59,671 --> 00:39:02,257
You think you're gonna replace us?
That is not the case.
853
00:39:02,340 --> 00:39:05,260
Get me on the phone with a live human
being right now to book me a new flight
854
00:39:05,343 --> 00:39:07,220
so I can get home to be
with my family for Christmas.
855
00:39:07,303 --> 00:39:08,680
What?
856
00:39:08,763 --> 00:39:09,764
Nothing.
857
00:39:09,848 --> 00:39:12,725
[automated voice] I'm sorry,
I didn't get that. Please hold.
858
00:39:13,226 --> 00:39:14,394
[♪ "Like It's Christmas" playing on phone]
859
00:39:14,477 --> 00:39:15,478
[groans]
860
00:39:20,650 --> 00:39:22,485
Okay. You ready?
861
00:39:23,194 --> 00:39:24,237
- Sure.
- [sighs]
862
00:39:24,320 --> 00:39:26,573
Eén, twee, drie!
863
00:39:26,656 --> 00:39:27,949
- [Lucy chuckles]
- [screams]
864
00:39:30,118 --> 00:39:31,995
- [exclaims]
- [gasping]
865
00:39:32,078 --> 00:39:34,247
- It's so cold.
- It's horrible. [panting]
866
00:39:35,123 --> 00:39:36,499
- This was your idea.
- [chuckles, gasps]
867
00:39:36,583 --> 00:39:38,167
[speaking Dutch]
868
00:39:38,918 --> 00:39:39,919
[in English] Go, go, go.
869
00:39:40,003 --> 00:39:41,379
- [Lucy] Joe, come on.
- [Joe] Wait.
870
00:39:41,462 --> 00:39:43,631
[police officer speaking Dutch]
871
00:39:43,715 --> 00:39:44,841
[Lucy exclaims]
872
00:39:46,384 --> 00:39:48,553
[in English] We have to go faster.
He's on a bike. [gasps]
873
00:39:48,636 --> 00:39:50,847
- Thank you. [laughs]
- I got it, I got it. Keep going.
874
00:39:51,431 --> 00:39:52,682
It's so cold. [groans]
875
00:39:52,765 --> 00:39:55,059
- Okay, we made it.
- I don't know.
876
00:39:57,729 --> 00:39:58,730
Do you think we lost him?
877
00:39:58,813 --> 00:40:00,523
Honestly, I don't think
anybody was chasing us.
878
00:40:00,607 --> 00:40:01,691
[pants]
879
00:40:03,026 --> 00:40:05,320
- Oh. Laundry day.
- Oh. [pants]
880
00:40:09,407 --> 00:40:10,783
{\an8}[in Dutch]
881
00:40:10,867 --> 00:40:12,619
- [in English] Thank you. Oh.
- Thanks. [chuckles]
882
00:40:13,620 --> 00:40:15,288
- Oh.
- Nice. Well, I did not have
883
00:40:15,371 --> 00:40:17,874
Amsterdam outlaw
on my bingo card for tonight.
884
00:40:19,584 --> 00:40:21,294
- What?
- [chuckles] Nothing.
885
00:40:21,377 --> 00:40:23,296
It's just strange being with you.
886
00:40:23,379 --> 00:40:26,424
Feel like yesterday we were
sneaking into American Pie 2.
887
00:40:27,008 --> 00:40:31,095
But we've also had all these years apart
and I feel like I have a million questions
888
00:40:31,179 --> 00:40:35,308
about what you've been doing and
thinking and feeling and I don't know.
889
00:40:37,435 --> 00:40:40,063
You just feel like my old,
favorite sweater.
890
00:40:41,230 --> 00:40:44,108
But, like, also like a new pair of shoes
that I can't wait to break in.
891
00:40:46,235 --> 00:40:47,779
I don't wanna break you in.
That doesn't make sense.
892
00:40:47,862 --> 00:40:49,489
- That got away from--
- No, I...
893
00:40:50,281 --> 00:40:51,866
I know exactly how you're feeling.
894
00:40:53,910 --> 00:40:54,911
[clicks tongue]
895
00:40:56,079 --> 00:40:57,205
[Lucy chuckles]
896
00:40:57,288 --> 00:40:58,289
[phone chimes]
897
00:41:01,125 --> 00:41:03,169
That's Nick. He got us
plane tickets to New York.
898
00:41:03,670 --> 00:41:05,213
I-I-I gotta go.
899
00:41:05,880 --> 00:41:07,256
That's amazing.
900
00:41:07,340 --> 00:41:09,717
- Where are you spending the holidays?
- Uh, Brooklyn.
901
00:41:10,551 --> 00:41:11,678
I leave tomorrow afternoon.
902
00:41:11,761 --> 00:41:14,389
My parents are going on
a celebrity cruise with John Stamos.
903
00:41:14,472 --> 00:41:16,808
It's no big deal,
but it'll just be me and my cat.
904
00:41:17,934 --> 00:41:19,727
Oh, I'm gonna be in the city as well.
905
00:41:21,187 --> 00:41:22,313
Really?
906
00:41:22,397 --> 00:41:23,398
Really.
907
00:41:24,774 --> 00:41:25,984
[sighs]
908
00:41:28,444 --> 00:41:33,032
I hope your cat got you
a nice Christmas gift. [chuckles]
909
00:41:37,078 --> 00:41:39,414
- [clears throat]
- Yeah.
910
00:41:39,998 --> 00:41:42,125
Right, okay. I... I gotta go.
911
00:41:42,208 --> 00:41:43,835
Yep. Bye, Joe.
912
00:41:44,460 --> 00:41:45,461
Bye.
913
00:41:47,380 --> 00:41:49,090
[door opens]
914
00:41:50,258 --> 00:41:51,384
[door closes]
915
00:41:51,467 --> 00:41:53,469
[♪ "Feel Something" playing]
916
00:41:59,767 --> 00:42:02,603
♪ Childish ♪
917
00:42:02,687 --> 00:42:07,692
♪ Dancing around like teenagers ♪
918
00:42:07,775 --> 00:42:10,820
♪ Selfish ♪
919
00:42:10,903 --> 00:42:15,074
♪ Shooting her down with no chaser ♪
920
00:42:15,158 --> 00:42:18,619
♪ I'm not for long here ♪
921
00:42:19,328 --> 00:42:24,417
♪ Gotta move on before it starts ♪
922
00:42:24,500 --> 00:42:27,587
♪ Stupid ♪
923
00:42:27,670 --> 00:42:31,841
♪ The Two of Cups not in my cards ♪
924
00:42:33,009 --> 00:42:35,636
♪ Reckless ♪
925
00:42:36,179 --> 00:42:40,016
♪ Cracking the door on what could be ♪
926
00:42:41,100 --> 00:42:43,686
♪ Electric ♪
927
00:42:44,353 --> 00:42:48,483
♪ I'm seeing red, it's too risky ♪
928
00:42:48,566 --> 00:42:50,943
♪ I don't belong here ♪
929
00:42:51,027 --> 00:42:53,029
♪ I don't belong here ♪
930
00:42:53,112 --> 00:42:56,741
♪ That might be a lie I tell myself ♪
931
00:42:57,408 --> 00:43:00,495
♪ 'Cause love is ♪
932
00:43:01,079 --> 00:43:04,749
♪ Throwing pennies into a well ♪
933
00:43:04,832 --> 00:43:07,960
♪ Am I ready to feel something? ♪
934
00:43:09,420 --> 00:43:13,257
♪ 'Cause if I do
Then it's out of my hands ♪
935
00:43:13,341 --> 00:43:16,385
♪ Is it better to feel nothing? ♪
936
00:43:17,595 --> 00:43:21,432
♪ I don't wanna choose
Losing something again ♪
937
00:43:21,516 --> 00:43:23,059
♪ If I feel something ♪
938
00:43:25,561 --> 00:43:27,647
♪ So I feel nothing ♪
939
00:43:28,564 --> 00:43:31,025
[vocalizes]
940
00:43:31,734 --> 00:43:35,822
♪ Let me down, let me down
Let me down, let me down ♪
941
00:43:35,905 --> 00:43:38,491
♪ Let me down, let me down, let me down ♪
942
00:43:38,574 --> 00:43:40,785
♪ Will you let me down again? ♪
943
00:43:40,868 --> 00:43:42,745
♪ Don't let it begin ♪
944
00:43:42,829 --> 00:43:46,374
♪ So it never ends ♪
945
00:43:46,457 --> 00:43:49,127
♪ Am I ready to feel? ♪
946
00:43:49,210 --> 00:43:50,503
[♪ song ends]
947
00:43:55,258 --> 00:43:56,843
This is my nightmare.
948
00:43:56,926 --> 00:43:58,553
I don't have any clean clothes.
949
00:43:58,636 --> 00:44:01,139
Shipped everything home
except what I needed for
950
00:44:01,222 --> 00:44:03,182
one night of sleep, one day of travel.
951
00:44:03,266 --> 00:44:06,394
But now it's day two of travel so I have
to put back on day one's outfit.
952
00:44:07,436 --> 00:44:09,605
Good thing I packed my emergency robe.
953
00:44:09,689 --> 00:44:11,774
J.Lo called, she wants her dress back.
954
00:44:11,858 --> 00:44:14,402
I can smell all of yesterday's smells.
Don't you hate that?
955
00:44:14,485 --> 00:44:16,612
I can smell that... [sniffs]
...Christmas lady's car.
956
00:44:16,696 --> 00:44:17,905
[sniffs] And the train.
957
00:44:17,989 --> 00:44:21,117
[sniffs] And the fries from the train.
[sniffs] And the mayo from the fries.
958
00:44:21,200 --> 00:44:23,911
Wow, Priyanka really puts up with a lot,
doesn't she?
959
00:44:23,995 --> 00:44:26,956
Yeah, she does.
She's a very patient woman.
960
00:44:30,418 --> 00:44:32,128
- Hi.
- Great job with the door, Kev.
961
00:44:32,712 --> 00:44:35,381
Joe, while you were out
gallivanting around Amsterdam,
962
00:44:35,464 --> 00:44:37,592
I was on the phone
with a lovely ticket agent,
963
00:44:37,675 --> 00:44:39,635
securing seats for us
on a flight home tomorrow.
964
00:44:39,719 --> 00:44:41,137
- That's great.
- Yeah.
965
00:44:41,220 --> 00:44:43,222
So, what's her name?
966
00:44:43,306 --> 00:44:46,142
- Well, that is a very funny story.
- Like he remembers.
967
00:44:47,310 --> 00:44:49,103
Can I get my passport?
I wanna check on it.
968
00:44:49,187 --> 00:44:51,230
Yes, passports. Who's got the passports?
969
00:44:51,314 --> 00:44:53,024
I do 'cause I have the pack.
970
00:44:53,107 --> 00:44:55,026
Feels a bit light, but you know what?
It's right...
971
00:44:55,109 --> 00:44:56,527
It's gone.
972
00:44:56,611 --> 00:44:58,029
They're gone, so...
973
00:44:58,112 --> 00:44:59,113
Great.
974
00:44:59,614 --> 00:45:01,741
[Nick groaning]
975
00:45:05,828 --> 00:45:07,580
Wait.
You lost all three of your passports?
976
00:45:07,663 --> 00:45:09,957
- Are you kidding me?
- We did not lose them.
977
00:45:10,041 --> 00:45:11,918
- Joe lost them.
- Somebody must've stolen them.
978
00:45:12,001 --> 00:45:14,378
Lucky for you, I deal with
this kind of thing all the time.
979
00:45:14,462 --> 00:45:16,881
Hang on just one moment please. [chuckles]
980
00:45:17,882 --> 00:45:21,469
Uh, Siri, what do I do
if I lose my passport abroad?
981
00:45:21,552 --> 00:45:24,180
- Oh, my God.
- Cassidy, uh, we... we can still hear you.
982
00:45:24,263 --> 00:45:25,514
Oh, uh... [chuckles]
983
00:45:25,598 --> 00:45:26,933
I know, I was just talking to Siri,
984
00:45:27,016 --> 00:45:30,061
my colleague that specializes
in passport law.
985
00:45:30,144 --> 00:45:32,688
[Siri] Sorry, I didn't quite get that.
986
00:45:33,481 --> 00:45:34,774
- Cassidy.
- Okay, fine!
987
00:45:34,857 --> 00:45:37,151
Fine. I wasn't talking to
any of my colleagues
988
00:45:37,235 --> 00:45:38,778
because I am all alone on Christmas.
989
00:45:38,861 --> 00:45:41,239
[inhales sharply] Oh, my God.
990
00:45:42,198 --> 00:45:43,324
That's it.
991
00:45:43,407 --> 00:45:44,784
Wh... What's it? Cassidy?
992
00:45:44,867 --> 00:45:47,620
My ex is a pilot.
He ditched me so he could fly
993
00:45:47,703 --> 00:45:50,873
Angela Merkel to her favorite spa
in Hamburg.
994
00:45:50,957 --> 00:45:53,251
[chuckles] That is why we broke up.
995
00:45:53,334 --> 00:45:57,421
But if I can get you guys to Germany,
he can probably take you home on his PJ.
996
00:45:57,505 --> 00:46:00,341
Uh, Cassidy,
wh... why didn't you tell us this before?
997
00:46:00,424 --> 00:46:02,760
Well, I didn't think of it.
Probably because he's dead to me.
998
00:46:02,843 --> 00:46:05,137
Have you not been listening to me at all?
999
00:46:05,888 --> 00:46:09,517
Sorry. Uh, now I just have to
get you to Germany. [chuckles]
1000
00:46:09,600 --> 00:46:11,852
Most of my drivers
are off for the holidays,
1001
00:46:11,936 --> 00:46:14,897
but I'll check
trusty Craigslist Amsterdam.
1002
00:46:16,065 --> 00:46:17,066
Here's someone.
1003
00:46:17,149 --> 00:46:18,818
Mmm. [sucks teeth]
1004
00:46:18,901 --> 00:46:20,569
He's probably gonna
wanna do stuff to your feet.
1005
00:46:20,653 --> 00:46:22,196
- No.
- No.
1006
00:46:22,280 --> 00:46:23,364
What kind of stuff?
1007
00:46:27,827 --> 00:46:28,953
Dank je wel.
1008
00:46:29,036 --> 00:46:30,288
- Merry Christmas.
- Whoo!
1009
00:46:30,371 --> 00:46:32,623
Nothing can stop us from
getting home for Christmas now! Whoo!
1010
00:46:32,707 --> 00:46:34,000
- Come on.
- [Nick] We're grown men.
1011
00:46:34,083 --> 00:46:35,584
And we'll drive ourselves to Hamburg.
1012
00:46:37,169 --> 00:46:41,382
[Santa] Magic!
1013
00:46:44,302 --> 00:46:47,096
We should've just let that guy
from Craigslist do stuff to my feet.
1014
00:46:49,473 --> 00:46:51,267
- [Nick sighs]
- [Kevin coughs]
1015
00:46:56,522 --> 00:46:58,816
[Kevin] The girls are probably
roasting chestnuts right now.
1016
00:46:59,650 --> 00:47:01,277
I'm starving. [sighs]
1017
00:47:01,944 --> 00:47:04,530
Oh, my God. Do you think I'm gonna
starve to death out here?
1018
00:47:04,613 --> 00:47:06,949
No. I think you're gonna freeze to death.
1019
00:47:07,033 --> 00:47:09,744
And Joe and I will be forced
to eat you to survive.
1020
00:47:09,827 --> 00:47:11,245
Oh, my God, truck.
1021
00:47:11,829 --> 00:47:14,623
- Truck. Shall we hitchhike?
- Are you crazy?
1022
00:47:14,707 --> 00:47:15,750
I saw this list that said
1023
00:47:15,833 --> 00:47:18,294
hitchhiking is the sixth
most likely way people get killed.
1024
00:47:18,377 --> 00:47:20,755
I saw this other list said that
we're the second most punchable band.
1025
00:47:20,838 --> 00:47:22,548
Put those lists together,
whoever's driving that truck's
1026
00:47:22,631 --> 00:47:24,842
- gonna punch us to death.
- No. No.
1027
00:47:24,925 --> 00:47:25,926
- Stop!
- Nope.
1028
00:47:26,010 --> 00:47:27,053
Nick, what are you doing?
1029
00:47:27,136 --> 00:47:29,513
- Getting us home.
- Don't look at the guy. Don't look at him.
1030
00:47:32,224 --> 00:47:33,225
[Joe grunts]
1031
00:47:34,226 --> 00:47:36,645
[speaking German]
1032
00:47:37,146 --> 00:47:39,106
[in English] Duolingo, 48 day streak.
1033
00:47:39,190 --> 00:47:41,484
I speak English. Hi. [chuckles]
1034
00:47:41,567 --> 00:47:43,944
And I, uh, I happen to be
going right through Hamburg.
1035
00:47:44,028 --> 00:47:45,404
Have we met before?
1036
00:47:45,488 --> 00:47:49,825
No, of course not. No, I-I've never
put a spell on you. [chuckles]
1037
00:47:50,618 --> 00:47:54,121
- What?
- I said I've never met you.
1038
00:47:54,622 --> 00:47:58,376
Okay? Okay. Two in the back
and one up here with me.
1039
00:47:59,502 --> 00:48:00,503
Okay. So...
1040
00:48:01,087 --> 00:48:02,088
[sighs]
1041
00:48:02,630 --> 00:48:04,465
Of course, I have to sit
with the murderer.
1042
00:48:05,383 --> 00:48:07,218
[sniffs] Smells amazing. What is that?
1043
00:48:07,760 --> 00:48:08,803
600 Christmas trees.
1044
00:48:12,014 --> 00:48:17,019
[slurps] Don't worry, I, um,
went light on the whiskey today.
1045
00:48:17,103 --> 00:48:19,605
- I'm kidding. I'm kidding. [chuckles]
- [grunts]
1046
00:48:19,688 --> 00:48:21,399
It's just peppermint tea.
1047
00:48:21,482 --> 00:48:23,984
So, uh... How did you
and your brothers end up
1048
00:48:24,068 --> 00:48:26,237
stranded in Germany on Christmas Eve?
1049
00:48:26,320 --> 00:48:29,156
Good question.
Uh, we were on tour in Europe.
1050
00:48:29,240 --> 00:48:31,200
Um, we're in a band together.
1051
00:48:31,283 --> 00:48:35,246
A band of brothers. Huh.
Oh, like the Bee Gees.
1052
00:48:35,329 --> 00:48:37,498
- [chuckles]
- Oh, that-that sounds fun.
1053
00:48:39,166 --> 00:48:40,292
It can be.
1054
00:48:42,461 --> 00:48:44,088
No, don't get me wrong. I mean, I'm...
1055
00:48:44,171 --> 00:48:47,883
I-I am so grateful that there are
some people that love our music,
1056
00:48:47,967 --> 00:48:52,805
and that we're still doing this
after all these years.
1057
00:48:53,514 --> 00:48:54,515
But it's family,
1058
00:48:55,391 --> 00:48:58,352
and, you know, being around your family
all the time, it's...
1059
00:48:58,853 --> 00:49:00,646
It's tough. [sighs, clears throat]
1060
00:49:00,729 --> 00:49:03,399
We got our big break
when we were just kids.
1061
00:49:03,482 --> 00:49:07,194
And right away we kind of locked
into these very specific roles.
1062
00:49:07,778 --> 00:49:10,531
And we're-we're great at them,
that's why this works.
1063
00:49:10,614 --> 00:49:15,661
But mine is planning, and worrying,
and obsessing over every little detail.
1064
00:49:15,744 --> 00:49:19,290
And it just feels like
by trying to keep us on our A game,
1065
00:49:20,374 --> 00:49:25,296
I've gotten stuck
being kind of, uh, annoying. [scoffs]
1066
00:49:26,714 --> 00:49:30,509
And... [chuckles]
...it's driving me insane actually.
1067
00:49:32,470 --> 00:49:33,596
Does that make any sense?
1068
00:49:33,679 --> 00:49:35,723
Mmm. Mmm. Not really, no.
1069
00:49:36,765 --> 00:49:39,768
But... [stammers] ...I don't really
have anyone who drives me insane.
1070
00:49:39,852 --> 00:49:41,187
- Braggy.
- Well, no, it's just...
1071
00:49:41,270 --> 00:49:43,522
[stammers] ...I live a very solitary life.
1072
00:49:43,606 --> 00:49:45,900
My-My home is very remote,
1073
00:49:45,983 --> 00:49:49,737
and, uh, my work is all-consuming.
1074
00:49:50,321 --> 00:49:54,658
I just try and bring people joy
with my yearly deliveries of, um,
1075
00:49:54,742 --> 00:49:56,243
you know, Christmas trees.
1076
00:49:57,745 --> 00:50:00,664
- That's actually really nice.
- [Santa] Well, it can be.
1077
00:50:00,748 --> 00:50:05,169
Most of the time, I'm-I'm on the outside
looking in through the window.
1078
00:50:05,252 --> 00:50:06,253
[Nick] Hmm.
1079
00:50:06,337 --> 00:50:10,799
Yeah, this lone wolf has always
daydreamed about being part of a pack.
1080
00:50:11,926 --> 00:50:14,762
[howls, chuckles]
1081
00:50:15,638 --> 00:50:17,765
[clicks tongue] Yeah.
1082
00:50:17,848 --> 00:50:22,102
[smacks lips] Would you mind pulling over?
I just wanna go check on my brothers.
1083
00:50:22,186 --> 00:50:23,187
Oh, yeah.
1084
00:50:26,065 --> 00:50:27,066
Why are we stopping?
1085
00:50:27,149 --> 00:50:28,150
I don't know.
1086
00:50:33,781 --> 00:50:38,452
Never trust a cheap spell
to do a man's job. [chuckles, slurps]
1087
00:50:39,203 --> 00:50:40,496
You all right?
1088
00:50:40,579 --> 00:50:43,415
Yeah. Just wanted some fresh air.
1089
00:50:44,875 --> 00:50:47,586
- [sighing]
- [engine revs]
1090
00:50:54,218 --> 00:50:55,719
You know what this reminds me of?
1091
00:50:55,803 --> 00:50:58,681
Yeah. Those old days
with Dad driving us to gigs?
1092
00:51:01,058 --> 00:51:02,351
Back of the minivan.
1093
00:51:02,434 --> 00:51:05,521
Cramped in the back seat, trying not to
throw up from Dad's terrible driving.
1094
00:51:05,604 --> 00:51:07,064
[both chuckle]
1095
00:51:08,482 --> 00:51:10,859
Didn't Dad cut down a Christmas tree
one year for Christmas?
1096
00:51:10,943 --> 00:51:12,778
- Think so, yeah. Oh, yeah.
- There was spiders in it.
1097
00:51:12,861 --> 00:51:14,280
There was, like, spiders everywhere.
1098
00:51:14,363 --> 00:51:15,698
- Spiders. I remember that.
- [Kevin] Yeah.
1099
00:51:15,781 --> 00:51:17,533
I remember Dad
in our little apartment in Dallas--
1100
00:51:17,616 --> 00:51:20,578
Pulling out each ornament, one by one,
telling a story about it.
1101
00:51:20,661 --> 00:51:22,288
- He was making those stories up.
- For sure.
1102
00:51:22,371 --> 00:51:24,623
"This is from New Zealand." It's like,
"When have you been to New Zealand?"
1103
00:51:24,707 --> 00:51:27,251
[all laugh]
1104
00:51:27,334 --> 00:51:29,753
- Oh, yes, a very Kiwi Christmas.
- [laughs] Yeah.
1105
00:51:30,296 --> 00:51:31,297
[sighs]
1106
00:51:31,380 --> 00:51:33,716
[♪ "Remember When" playing]
1107
00:51:37,136 --> 00:51:42,850
♪ Memory
Memory's a tap on the glass ♪
1108
00:51:44,059 --> 00:51:46,979
♪ Just asking questions ♪
1109
00:51:47,062 --> 00:51:52,484
♪ Every
Every ripple in our past ♪
1110
00:51:53,736 --> 00:51:56,196
♪ Had good intentions ♪
1111
00:51:56,280 --> 00:52:02,119
♪ Oh, you can make new friends
But not old ♪
1112
00:52:02,870 --> 00:52:04,955
♪ 'Cause they won't know ♪
1113
00:52:05,039 --> 00:52:08,083
♪ Every "Remember when" ♪
1114
00:52:08,167 --> 00:52:14,590
♪ Floods my mind
With little images of simpler times ♪
1115
00:52:14,673 --> 00:52:17,343
♪ Every "Remember when" ♪
1116
00:52:18,052 --> 00:52:23,807
♪ Brings me right back
To the innocence of childish eyes ♪
1117
00:52:23,891 --> 00:52:24,892
♪ Oh ♪
1118
00:52:24,975 --> 00:52:29,730
♪ When fuses weren't so short
And laughing wasn't forced ♪
1119
00:52:29,813 --> 00:52:33,275
♪ The benefit of doubt was yours ♪
1120
00:52:33,942 --> 00:52:36,236
♪ Every "Remember when" ♪
1121
00:52:36,320 --> 00:52:40,741
♪ Makes me remember when
I had the innocence ♪
1122
00:52:41,700 --> 00:52:47,956
- ♪ To love you without keeping score ♪
- [Jonas Brothers vocalizing]
1123
00:52:48,040 --> 00:52:50,250
[Nick vocalizes] ♪ Yeah ♪
1124
00:52:53,212 --> 00:52:55,506
♪ Every "Remember when" ♪
1125
00:52:55,589 --> 00:53:00,094
♪ Makes me remember when
I had the innocence ♪
1126
00:53:00,928 --> 00:53:05,015
♪ To love you without keeping score ♪
1127
00:53:05,099 --> 00:53:06,934
[Joe] Oh, was it Operation or Monopoly--
1128
00:53:07,017 --> 00:53:09,353
[Kevin] Endless childish games.
I forgot about that.
1129
00:53:10,646 --> 00:53:11,647
Guten Tag.
1130
00:53:14,525 --> 00:53:17,277
- Oh, absolutely. Here we go.
- [Joe hums]
1131
00:53:20,656 --> 00:53:22,157
[chuckles]
1132
00:53:22,241 --> 00:53:26,662
[Joe, Kevin chattering]
1133
00:53:27,871 --> 00:53:28,872
[line ringing]
1134
00:53:28,956 --> 00:53:32,251
[Stacy] Hi, you've reached Stacy.
Please leave one after the beep.
1135
00:53:32,334 --> 00:53:34,211
[clicks tongue] Hey, Stacy, it's Nick.
1136
00:53:35,087 --> 00:53:38,799
Look, I've been thinking, uh,
you know, maybe we can extend the tour.
1137
00:53:39,842 --> 00:53:42,386
[stammers] Look, we-we absolutely love
performing together,
1138
00:53:42,469 --> 00:53:46,056
and when things are good,
they're-they're great.
1139
00:53:46,140 --> 00:53:47,266
I... It's just...
1140
00:53:49,977 --> 00:53:52,938
I think I just need a minute to decide
if we can make this work or not.
1141
00:53:53,021 --> 00:53:57,401
So d-don't say no to the promoters
just yet, okay? All right, bye.
1142
00:53:57,985 --> 00:54:00,112
{\an8}Look, we found fresh clothes.
1143
00:54:04,616 --> 00:54:05,617
"I'm a Düsseldorf girl."
1144
00:54:06,201 --> 00:54:08,287
{\an8}Least it doesn't have
yesterday's smells on it.
1145
00:54:08,871 --> 00:54:10,914
{\an8}Do you get mine? It's pretty funny.
1146
00:54:11,457 --> 00:54:13,459
[♪ "Coming Home For Christmas" playing]
1147
00:54:23,594 --> 00:54:25,512
- Wow.
- It's beautiful.
1148
00:54:26,138 --> 00:54:28,515
Now let's just hope Cassidy's ex
isn't a total freak.
1149
00:54:30,559 --> 00:54:31,602
Hello, gents!
1150
00:54:32,352 --> 00:54:33,687
Damn, son.
1151
00:54:33,771 --> 00:54:35,355
No wonder Cassidy's so heartbroken.
1152
00:54:35,439 --> 00:54:38,442
I'm Gene. It is an absolute honor to
get you guys home for Christmas.
1153
00:54:39,026 --> 00:54:40,027
[all] Hi, Gene.
1154
00:54:40,611 --> 00:54:42,154
Got the usual stuff here.
1155
00:54:42,905 --> 00:54:45,324
I googled some of your favorite snacks.
Hope that's okay.
1156
00:54:45,407 --> 00:54:49,369
Pringles for Nick. Roasted peanuts
for Kevin. Sour Patch Kids, Joe.
1157
00:54:50,621 --> 00:54:54,082
[chuckles] I have a soft spot
for these too.
1158
00:54:54,166 --> 00:54:56,084
Tart and sweet, just like your music.
1159
00:54:57,127 --> 00:54:58,128
You get it.
1160
00:55:06,762 --> 00:55:07,930
[screams]
1161
00:55:08,013 --> 00:55:09,640
[laughs]
1162
00:55:09,723 --> 00:55:11,767
Kevin McCallister,
you brilliant, little devil.
1163
00:55:13,727 --> 00:55:15,437
Whoa. Bumpy.
1164
00:55:15,521 --> 00:55:18,482
Probably just a change in pressure.
My main man Gene's all over it.
1165
00:55:21,818 --> 00:55:22,819
[thuds]
1166
00:55:23,737 --> 00:55:26,031
Okay. I'm gonna go see what's going on.
1167
00:55:29,034 --> 00:55:30,118
[camera shutter clicks]
1168
00:55:30,202 --> 00:55:32,079
- Um, Gene?
- [camera shutter clicks]
1169
00:55:32,162 --> 00:55:33,539
- Oh!
- [grunts]
1170
00:55:34,206 --> 00:55:35,332
What are you doing?
1171
00:55:35,415 --> 00:55:38,585
My ex, Cassidy, posted a photo
with some guy named Dean. Look at that.
1172
00:55:40,879 --> 00:55:42,214
That's not real though.
1173
00:55:44,716 --> 00:55:48,262
I appreciate you trying
to protect me, Jonas. But I can fix this.
1174
00:55:48,345 --> 00:55:50,764
I just have to post a photo
to make her remember how hot I am.
1175
00:55:50,847 --> 00:55:52,474
These photos suck.
It's too cramped in here.
1176
00:55:52,558 --> 00:55:53,725
You can only see eight of my abs.
1177
00:55:53,809 --> 00:55:55,852
- Wait, you don't have a copilot.
- So we better hurry.
1178
00:55:58,647 --> 00:56:01,108
[Nick] Gene. Gene, don't you need to,
like, fly the plane?
1179
00:56:01,191 --> 00:56:03,402
It's on autopilot. This is more important.
1180
00:56:03,485 --> 00:56:05,195
- Can you help please?
- [Joe] What's going on?
1181
00:56:05,279 --> 00:56:06,405
[Nick] I don't know. This guy's insane.
1182
00:56:06,488 --> 00:56:09,449
I'm not insane. We're taking sexy photos
so I can get my girlfriend back.
1183
00:56:09,533 --> 00:56:11,535
Okay, okay. Let me see. I need to see it.
1184
00:56:12,035 --> 00:56:14,913
Oh, the lighting is terrible in here.
I'm washed out.
1185
00:56:14,997 --> 00:56:16,331
Oh, I got something for you.
1186
00:56:17,666 --> 00:56:19,126
[Kevin] How-How's that gonna help, Joe?
1187
00:56:19,209 --> 00:56:21,420
[sniffs] This is fantastic. What is this?
1188
00:56:21,503 --> 00:56:24,298
Glow by Joe. Cinnamon clove.
1189
00:56:24,381 --> 00:56:26,258
People magazine's sexiest candle
two years running.
1190
00:56:26,341 --> 00:56:28,635
Joe, why are you encouraging this?
We need him to fly the plane.
1191
00:56:28,719 --> 00:56:31,388
Sooner he takes these pictures, the
sooner he gets back to flying this plane.
1192
00:56:31,471 --> 00:56:32,598
- Nick, Nick, Nick.
- [sighs]
1193
00:56:32,681 --> 00:56:35,475
Hey, I bet if we just land the plane,
you can just call Cassidy...
1194
00:56:35,559 --> 00:56:37,436
- How's the lighting?
- ...and you can apologize.
1195
00:56:39,521 --> 00:56:41,982
Okay, I gotta know.
Is it keto? Intermittent fasting?
1196
00:56:42,608 --> 00:56:43,609
Put your arm down. [stammers]
1197
00:56:44,192 --> 00:56:45,485
- [phone chimes]
- [Gene] Feedback.
1198
00:56:45,569 --> 00:56:46,862
[Nick] That looks great. Natural.
1199
00:56:46,945 --> 00:56:48,488
[Joe] Nick, why's our manager texting you,
1200
00:56:48,572 --> 00:56:51,825
"So psyched you changed your mind
and are open to extending the tour"?
1201
00:56:51,908 --> 00:56:54,369
Yeah, good news.
They want to extend the tour. Congrats.
1202
00:56:54,453 --> 00:56:56,204
[Gene] Eye on the prize, Nick.
I can't hold this forever.
1203
00:56:56,288 --> 00:56:57,581
[Nick] Can we talk about this
later please?
1204
00:56:57,664 --> 00:56:59,666
- [Kevin] Seriously?
- [Joe] But what does she mean by,
1205
00:56:59,750 --> 00:57:02,044
"You changed your mind."
What did you change your mind about?
1206
00:57:02,127 --> 00:57:04,921
Okay, fine. Yes, I did speak to her
yesterday about extending the tour,
1207
00:57:05,005 --> 00:57:07,049
and I lied and said that you guys
weren't up for it.
1208
00:57:07,132 --> 00:57:08,967
- The truth is, I wasn't up for it.
- No, no, no.
1209
00:57:09,051 --> 00:57:11,845
Wait, so you just unilaterally decided
to not extend without talking to us?
1210
00:57:11,928 --> 00:57:13,722
Yes, but I-I took it back. So...
1211
00:57:13,805 --> 00:57:14,806
- [Gene] No.
- Unbelievable.
1212
00:57:14,890 --> 00:57:17,517
- This isn't working. I look bloated!
- You don't look bloated.
1213
00:57:17,601 --> 00:57:19,227
Why did you make me eat
that Sour Patch Kid?
1214
00:57:19,311 --> 00:57:20,312
- What?
- Let's do another setup.
1215
00:57:20,395 --> 00:57:23,440
- Maybe some waist down shots.
- [Nick] All right, I'll take 'em.
1216
00:57:23,523 --> 00:57:24,566
[grunting]
1217
00:57:24,650 --> 00:57:25,651
[Kevin] Gene!
1218
00:57:26,526 --> 00:57:27,861
- Is he dead?
- He can't be dead.
1219
00:57:27,944 --> 00:57:29,529
If he's dead, we're dead.
1220
00:57:30,322 --> 00:57:31,448
We gotta wake him up. Come on.
1221
00:57:31,531 --> 00:57:33,075
- [Kevin] Gene?
- [Joe] Dude, Gene, wake up.
1222
00:57:33,158 --> 00:57:34,910
- [groans]
- [Nick] Oh, he's alive. Good.
1223
00:57:34,993 --> 00:57:36,578
- He's not dead.
- Get him up. Get him up.
1224
00:57:36,662 --> 00:57:37,704
Help me.
1225
00:57:37,788 --> 00:57:39,748
[all grunting]
1226
00:57:40,582 --> 00:57:43,794
- Come on. Come on. Geez. He's so dense.
- Careful. [grunting]
1227
00:57:43,877 --> 00:57:44,878
Careful.
1228
00:57:44,961 --> 00:57:46,755
- Okay. Get the legs.
- Legs. Come on. [grunts]
1229
00:57:46,838 --> 00:57:49,091
[Nick] Come on, watch his foot.
Don't let it hit anything.
1230
00:57:49,841 --> 00:57:51,593
- [Kevin] We gotta wake him up.
- We deactivated auto pilot.
1231
00:57:51,677 --> 00:57:53,095
- We did?
- We did.
1232
00:57:53,178 --> 00:57:54,805
- Then reactivate it!
- I don't know how to do that.
1233
00:57:54,888 --> 00:57:56,640
Okay, uh, nothing works.
1234
00:57:56,723 --> 00:57:58,016
[Joe] We're losing altitude. Reengage it.
1235
00:57:58,100 --> 00:58:00,018
I don't even know how to drive stick,
what do you mean?
1236
00:58:00,102 --> 00:58:02,604
Gene, wake up. Come on. Come on! Come on!
1237
00:58:03,647 --> 00:58:04,690
Guys, I've got this.
1238
00:58:04,773 --> 00:58:07,317
[sighs] I know Glen Powell from Top Gun.
1239
00:58:08,360 --> 00:58:09,361
Hold on.
1240
00:58:11,363 --> 00:58:12,864
We're gonna get home for Christmas.
1241
00:58:15,242 --> 00:58:17,202
- [Nick] Whoa!
- I don't have it. I don't have it.
1242
00:58:17,285 --> 00:58:19,454
- Gene, wake up and fly this plane!
- [warning system] Pull up.
1243
00:58:19,538 --> 00:58:22,165
- Come on, Gene. We need you!
- [warning system] Pull up.
1244
00:58:22,249 --> 00:58:23,250
Wait. Wait. Wait, wait.
1245
00:58:23,750 --> 00:58:24,835
[warning system] Pull up.
1246
00:58:24,918 --> 00:58:25,919
[Kevin] You still have those?
1247
00:58:26,712 --> 00:58:28,004
That one's mine. That one's mine.
1248
00:58:28,088 --> 00:58:29,423
Doesn't matter, just blow.
1249
00:58:29,506 --> 00:58:30,757
[whistling]
1250
00:58:31,383 --> 00:58:33,301
No, no. One, two, three.
1251
00:58:33,385 --> 00:58:34,386
[whistles]
1252
00:58:34,469 --> 00:58:36,430
- [groaning]
- It's working. It's working. Keep going.
1253
00:58:36,513 --> 00:58:37,514
[whistling]
1254
00:58:37,597 --> 00:58:39,474
- Cassidy, I love you! Cassidy!
- [screams]
1255
00:58:39,558 --> 00:58:40,976
- Gene! Fly the plane!
- [Kevin] He's awake!
1256
00:58:41,059 --> 00:58:43,895
- [Gene groans]
- [Kevin] Oh, come on!
1257
00:58:45,689 --> 00:58:46,732
[Joe] That's good.
1258
00:58:46,815 --> 00:58:48,358
[screams] Oh, no.
1259
00:58:49,109 --> 00:58:50,777
Uh, Gene, you got this.
1260
00:58:50,861 --> 00:58:52,487
Brace! Brace, guys. Hold on tight.
1261
00:58:52,571 --> 00:58:53,947
Hold on!
1262
00:58:54,656 --> 00:58:57,492
[all grunting]
1263
00:58:58,243 --> 00:59:00,704
[shouting]
1264
00:59:06,168 --> 00:59:09,546
[all panting]
1265
00:59:09,629 --> 00:59:12,007
- Huh. You did it, Gene. We're alive.
- [laughs]
1266
00:59:12,090 --> 00:59:14,009
[laughing]
1267
00:59:14,092 --> 00:59:15,385
Whoo! [sighs]
1268
00:59:15,469 --> 00:59:17,387
[sniffs] What... What's that smell?
1269
00:59:17,471 --> 00:59:18,513
Oh, cinnamon.
1270
00:59:18,597 --> 00:59:19,681
And cloves.
1271
00:59:19,765 --> 00:59:21,558
And pine. I'm definitely getting pine.
1272
00:59:22,142 --> 00:59:23,351
Oh, no.
1273
00:59:25,687 --> 00:59:28,064
- Oh.
- [Joe] No!
1274
00:59:28,148 --> 00:59:30,525
- [shouts]
- [Nick] Oh, oh, okay. Whoa.
1275
00:59:30,609 --> 00:59:31,777
Let's go.
1276
00:59:34,446 --> 00:59:35,447
[Gene screams]
1277
00:59:37,032 --> 00:59:38,033
[Kevin groans]
1278
00:59:38,116 --> 00:59:39,367
Two planes in two days.
1279
00:59:40,827 --> 00:59:42,287
Please tell me someone has their phone.
1280
00:59:43,121 --> 00:59:44,456
[Kevin] Maybe they're okay in there?
1281
00:59:45,415 --> 00:59:46,625
- [screams] Oh, no.
- [Gene screams]
1282
00:59:47,209 --> 00:59:49,252
Why do I never say yes to AppleCare?
1283
00:59:52,589 --> 00:59:55,008
[wind howls]
1284
00:59:55,967 --> 00:59:57,385
- Sorry about before. Okay?
- [Nick] Hmm.
1285
00:59:57,469 --> 00:59:59,429
The heart makes us do crazy things.
1286
00:59:59,513 --> 01:00:01,932
Now I'll make us a fire,
build us a shelter.
1287
01:00:02,015 --> 01:00:03,016
[Kevin] Great.
1288
01:00:03,099 --> 01:00:05,560
We'll set up camp
for the night, all right? Good.
1289
01:00:05,644 --> 01:00:06,686
- [Gene] Let's get it going.
- No.
1290
01:00:07,270 --> 01:00:10,524
No, no, no. We are not
setting up camp with you, Gene.
1291
01:00:11,191 --> 01:00:14,361
We are missing Christmas Eve with our kids
1292
01:00:14,444 --> 01:00:17,572
because you had to take thirst traps
for the weirdest woman in the world.
1293
01:00:17,656 --> 01:00:21,409
I'm gonna stop you right there.
You keep my ex's name out of your mouth.
1294
01:00:21,493 --> 01:00:22,994
- I didn't even say her name.
- Good.
1295
01:00:23,578 --> 01:00:25,413
- Don't say her name.
- But I will now.
1296
01:00:26,414 --> 01:00:27,415
- Cassidy.
- Don't.
1297
01:00:27,499 --> 01:00:29,751
- Cassidy, Cassidy, Cassidy.
- Guys. Guys...
1298
01:00:29,835 --> 01:00:32,045
- Cassidy, Cassidy, Cassidy.
- You know what? Screw this.
1299
01:00:32,128 --> 01:00:33,129
And screw you, Nick.
1300
01:00:33,213 --> 01:00:35,507
I've always liked Joe's solo music
better than yours anyway.
1301
01:00:35,590 --> 01:00:37,175
- Oh.
- Yeah. You boys are done.
1302
01:00:37,259 --> 01:00:38,718
- Uh, no. [stammers]
- [Gene] You're on your own.
1303
01:00:38,802 --> 01:00:40,303
- I'm sorry, man. But...
- Gene.
1304
01:00:40,387 --> 01:00:41,680
[Gene] I'm going back to my woman.
1305
01:00:41,763 --> 01:00:44,266
- Dude, come on. Please.
- [Gene] No. I'm gonna find my woman.
1306
01:00:44,349 --> 01:00:45,350
- Dude.
- [sighs]
1307
01:00:46,142 --> 01:00:48,228
Wow. Way to go, Nick.
1308
01:00:48,311 --> 01:00:50,939
Thanks for telling the one guy
who knows how to survive out here
1309
01:00:51,022 --> 01:00:52,649
that we don't wanna camp with him.
1310
01:00:52,732 --> 01:00:54,401
Another phenomenal unilateral decision.
1311
01:00:54,484 --> 01:00:58,905
[scoffs] Okay. You can't suddenly be mad
at me for making a decision
1312
01:00:58,989 --> 01:01:00,490
when you literally lean on me
1313
01:01:00,574 --> 01:01:02,158
- for everything.
- [scoffs]
1314
01:01:02,242 --> 01:01:03,869
Do you think I like being
the uptight, responsible one?
1315
01:01:03,952 --> 01:01:07,789
No, I don't. But I have to
so that I can take care of you two.
1316
01:01:08,915 --> 01:01:10,041
That is such BS.
1317
01:01:10,125 --> 01:01:12,460
- You love to be in control.
- [scoffs]
1318
01:01:12,544 --> 01:01:14,588
You get off on feeling like
you're better than everybody.
1319
01:01:14,671 --> 01:01:17,048
Which is probably why you make fun
of my personal life so much.
1320
01:01:17,132 --> 01:01:18,425
- What?
- Actually, you do do that, Nick.
1321
01:01:18,508 --> 01:01:20,051
I've been meaning to talk to you about it.
1322
01:01:20,135 --> 01:01:23,346
You do it too. Always joking
about how I'm some vapid womanizer.
1323
01:01:23,430 --> 01:01:26,641
You know, that makes me feel like
I'll never find a real relationship again.
1324
01:01:26,725 --> 01:01:27,976
Which is probably why I didn't tell you
1325
01:01:28,059 --> 01:01:30,103
that I bumped into Lucy again
in Amsterdam.
1326
01:01:30,186 --> 01:01:33,440
Yeah. And I feel like there's something
there, but I'm terrified to go for it.
1327
01:01:33,523 --> 01:01:36,610
Because maybe I'm just this shallow idiot
my brothers say I am.
1328
01:01:39,362 --> 01:01:40,363
[sighs]
1329
01:01:42,198 --> 01:01:43,199
I wanna sing.
1330
01:01:45,201 --> 01:01:46,578
- Right now?
- [Kevin] No.
1331
01:01:46,661 --> 01:01:48,121
Lead vocals in a song.
1332
01:01:48,204 --> 01:01:49,664
I've been trying
to tell you guys for days,
1333
01:01:49,748 --> 01:01:52,792
but you guys are such narcissists
you didn't even see me.
1334
01:01:54,502 --> 01:01:58,256
Okay, don't blame your inability
to tell us what you want on us.
1335
01:01:58,340 --> 01:02:00,759
If you wanna sing, of course you can sing.
1336
01:02:00,842 --> 01:02:03,094
Oh, yeah, great.
Another unilateral decision, Nick. Great.
1337
01:02:03,595 --> 01:02:04,971
Okay, so you don't want him to sing?
1338
01:02:05,055 --> 01:02:06,932
I just would like
to be consulted on it first.
1339
01:02:07,015 --> 01:02:09,184
Okay, I thought I could last
six more months with you guys.
1340
01:02:09,267 --> 01:02:10,727
But I can't even last six seconds.
1341
01:02:10,810 --> 01:02:12,729
Me either. I'll find my own way home
to my girls.
1342
01:02:12,812 --> 01:02:14,105
- Yeah, me too.
- Yeah, me too.
1343
01:02:14,189 --> 01:02:15,899
I'll find my own way home to mine.
1344
01:02:17,233 --> 01:02:19,611
[sighs] None of us have sons.
1345
01:02:19,694 --> 01:02:21,488
Do you think that's genetic?
1346
01:02:21,571 --> 01:02:22,572
It's gotta be genetic.
1347
01:02:23,323 --> 01:02:24,324
I blame Dad.
1348
01:02:24,407 --> 01:02:26,910
[♪ "Better Off Alone" playing]
1349
01:02:26,993 --> 01:02:31,623
♪ I take responsibility ♪
1350
01:02:32,248 --> 01:02:35,126
♪ For staying round this long ♪
1351
01:02:36,795 --> 01:02:41,466
♪ Apologies to younger me ♪
1352
01:02:42,008 --> 01:02:45,011
♪ For letting it go on ♪
1353
01:02:46,680 --> 01:02:50,850
♪ Blood's thicker than water ♪
1354
01:02:51,393 --> 01:02:56,064
♪ But not when everything's gone cold ♪
1355
01:02:56,147 --> 01:03:01,277
♪ It's just a name assigned to me ♪
1356
01:03:01,361 --> 01:03:04,572
♪ Am I better off alone? ♪
1357
01:03:04,656 --> 01:03:10,453
♪ Am I better, better, better off alone? ♪
1358
01:03:16,001 --> 01:03:21,089
♪ I've been as good as I can be ♪
1359
01:03:21,172 --> 01:03:24,259
♪ It's never good enough ♪
1360
01:03:25,760 --> 01:03:30,849
♪ Not sure just what they want from me ♪
1361
01:03:30,932 --> 01:03:34,060
♪ I've done it all and some ♪
1362
01:03:35,395 --> 01:03:39,899
♪ The apple, it don't fall ♪
1363
01:03:39,983 --> 01:03:45,321
♪ Far from the tree but it's gone rogue ♪
1364
01:03:45,405 --> 01:03:50,160
♪ It's just a name assigned to me ♪
1365
01:03:50,243 --> 01:03:53,705
♪ Might be better off alone ♪
1366
01:03:53,788 --> 01:03:59,753
♪ Might be better, better
Better off alone ♪
1367
01:03:59,836 --> 01:04:04,049
[guitar plays]
1368
01:04:21,232 --> 01:04:24,235
[vocalizes]
1369
01:04:24,319 --> 01:04:29,074
♪ Blood's thicker than water ♪
1370
01:04:29,157 --> 01:04:34,287
♪ But not when everything's gone cold ♪
1371
01:04:34,370 --> 01:04:39,084
♪ It's just a name assigned to me ♪
1372
01:04:39,167 --> 01:04:42,629
♪ I'm better off alone ♪
1373
01:04:42,712 --> 01:04:48,468
♪ I'm better, better, better off alone ♪
1374
01:04:51,137 --> 01:04:53,264
We just walked in a circle, didn't we?
1375
01:04:53,348 --> 01:04:54,432
[Nick, Kevin] Yeah.
1376
01:04:54,516 --> 01:04:55,725
[branches crack]
1377
01:04:56,351 --> 01:04:57,519
What was that?
1378
01:04:57,602 --> 01:04:58,603
Gene?
1379
01:05:00,980 --> 01:05:02,524
- Is that you?
- [leaves rustle]
1380
01:05:02,607 --> 01:05:04,692
Here to light us a fire
and cook us dinner I bet. [chuckles]
1381
01:05:05,527 --> 01:05:06,528
Nick's sorry.
1382
01:05:06,611 --> 01:05:09,114
[animal growls, barks]
1383
01:05:09,197 --> 01:05:10,532
- Oh.
- Not Gene.
1384
01:05:11,449 --> 01:05:14,577
Okay. It's just one of him
and three of us. Right? [chuckles]
1385
01:05:14,661 --> 01:05:16,454
- [growls]
- I saw this on Bear Grylls once,
1386
01:05:16,538 --> 01:05:18,456
- you just gotta be really loud.
- No, no, dude, it's quiet.
1387
01:05:18,540 --> 01:05:19,707
- No, it's loud.
- No, it's quiet.
1388
01:05:19,791 --> 01:05:20,792
Bears are... Bears are quiet.
1389
01:05:20,875 --> 01:05:23,837
No, no, guys, there's not just one.
Okay? Because wolves travel in packs.
1390
01:05:23,920 --> 01:05:25,088
[wolves howl]
1391
01:05:25,171 --> 01:05:26,714
Because why would you ever travel alone
1392
01:05:26,798 --> 01:05:28,675
if you could travel
with your wolf brothers?
1393
01:05:28,758 --> 01:05:29,759
What?
1394
01:05:30,593 --> 01:05:32,220
- Which one is it? Quiet or loud?
- I think it's loud.
1395
01:05:32,303 --> 01:05:33,388
- I have to apologize.
- It's loud.
1396
01:05:33,471 --> 01:05:35,098
- So which one is it?
- Louder. Loud.
1397
01:05:35,181 --> 01:05:37,392
Okay, I'm sorry for being
so uptight all the time.
1398
01:05:37,475 --> 01:05:39,602
And I'm sorry that I didn't tell you
about extending the tour.
1399
01:05:39,686 --> 01:05:42,647
[Kevin] I'm sorry we take you for granted.
Sorry I made you feel like a joke, Joe.
1400
01:05:42,730 --> 01:05:45,108
- Lucy would've been lucky to have you.
- [Nick] Louder.
1401
01:05:45,191 --> 01:05:48,361
Well, I'm sorry that we never
got to hear you sing, Kevin.
1402
01:05:48,444 --> 01:05:50,280
I'm sure your voice is pretty okay.
1403
01:05:50,363 --> 01:05:52,073
- Thank you!
- Move closer. Watch out.
1404
01:05:52,157 --> 01:05:53,366
Just start screaming.
1405
01:05:53,449 --> 01:05:54,617
[all screaming]
1406
01:05:54,701 --> 01:05:56,828
- [Kevin] Get away!
- Go home!
1407
01:05:56,911 --> 01:05:58,121
[snarling]
1408
01:05:58,705 --> 01:05:59,831
[Nick] That's not working.
1409
01:05:59,914 --> 01:06:01,332
[Joe] I don't think we're gonna make it.
1410
01:06:01,416 --> 01:06:03,459
[panting] All right. One last huddle.
1411
01:06:04,294 --> 01:06:06,129
[groans] Every moment matters.
1412
01:06:06,671 --> 01:06:07,672
Every feeling matters.
1413
01:06:07,755 --> 01:06:09,299
Every brother matters.
1414
01:06:09,382 --> 01:06:10,383
I love you, guys.
1415
01:06:10,466 --> 01:06:11,467
- I love you.
- Love you.
1416
01:06:11,551 --> 01:06:12,927
[wolves snarling]
1417
01:06:13,011 --> 01:06:15,138
[whirring]
1418
01:06:15,221 --> 01:06:16,306
[all panting]
1419
01:06:16,389 --> 01:06:17,932
[lightning crashes]
1420
01:06:18,016 --> 01:06:19,851
[howling, whimpering]
1421
01:06:21,686 --> 01:06:23,396
[gasps, chuckles]
1422
01:06:23,479 --> 01:06:26,649
[laughs] What just happened?
1423
01:06:26,733 --> 01:06:28,651
- They're gone.
- It's a Christmas miracle.
1424
01:06:29,235 --> 01:06:30,236
Thank you, Santa!
1425
01:06:30,320 --> 01:06:32,405
- [laughing]
- Thank you, Santa!
1426
01:06:32,488 --> 01:06:33,573
[laughs]
1427
01:06:34,949 --> 01:06:36,534
- [pants]
- Oh, my God.
1428
01:06:36,618 --> 01:06:37,619
[dogs bark]
1429
01:06:37,702 --> 01:06:39,579
- The wolves are back. Oh, no.
- Oh, God.
1430
01:06:40,079 --> 01:06:42,999
[dogs barking]
1431
01:06:43,082 --> 01:06:44,375
[sledder] Whoa.
1432
01:06:44,459 --> 01:06:45,710
- Oh, my God.
- [sledder grunts]
1433
01:06:45,793 --> 01:06:46,961
- [Kevin] Oh, my God.
- [Nick] Brad.
1434
01:06:47,045 --> 01:06:48,046
[panting]
1435
01:06:48,129 --> 01:06:50,215
- [Joe] Good to see you.
- [Kevin] Thank goodness you're safe.
1436
01:06:50,298 --> 01:06:52,258
- [Brad] Okay. [chuckles]
- How did you find us?
1437
01:06:52,342 --> 01:06:54,886
Oh. Your plane crash
was all over the news.
1438
01:06:54,969 --> 01:06:57,680
I-I was circling the area looking for you,
but it was so dark out.
1439
01:06:57,764 --> 01:07:00,808
But then I saw this big flash of lightning
that lit up the whole forest
1440
01:07:00,892 --> 01:07:02,268
and I saw my grown men.
1441
01:07:02,352 --> 01:07:03,895
No. No, no, you were right, Brad.
1442
01:07:03,978 --> 01:07:06,105
- We're your boys. We're just your boys.
- Yeah. Uh-huh.
1443
01:07:06,189 --> 01:07:07,982
- Oh. [chuckles]
- What about your vow renewal?
1444
01:07:08,066 --> 01:07:10,693
- Did we make you miss it?
- Oh, no, I went through the vows.
1445
01:07:10,777 --> 01:07:13,071
[chuckles] And Marie gets it.
She's the greatest. [pants]
1446
01:07:13,154 --> 01:07:17,575
Also, I, uh, told her you guys would pay
for a sick vow renewal honeymoon in Bali.
1447
01:07:17,659 --> 01:07:18,868
- Yeah. Of course, yeah.
- Yeah. Sure.
1448
01:07:18,952 --> 01:07:19,953
How sick we talking?
1449
01:07:20,662 --> 01:07:22,872
- The rescue chopper's coming.
- [chuckles] Amazing.
1450
01:07:22,956 --> 01:07:25,375
Oh, also, you should
probably call your families.
1451
01:07:25,458 --> 01:07:26,459
They think you're dead.
1452
01:07:26,542 --> 01:07:27,543
- Yeah.
- Please.
1453
01:07:27,627 --> 01:07:28,628
Nice.
1454
01:07:28,711 --> 01:07:30,672
Okay, well, hopefully Priyanka is
so happy I'm alive
1455
01:07:30,755 --> 01:07:32,590
she won't mind the change of plans.
1456
01:07:32,674 --> 01:07:33,758
Change of plans?
1457
01:07:33,841 --> 01:07:36,469
Yeah, that we're all doing Christmas
at Kevin's house together.
1458
01:07:36,552 --> 01:07:39,305
Wait, this should be
a trilateral decision.
1459
01:07:40,056 --> 01:07:41,057
Yes.
1460
01:07:41,140 --> 01:07:42,976
- Dani's gonna love it.
- [Nick] All right.
1461
01:07:43,059 --> 01:07:44,352
Finally, gonna make it home for Christmas.
1462
01:07:44,435 --> 01:07:46,104
- Oh, my God, stop saying that.
- Shut up.
1463
01:07:46,187 --> 01:07:47,605
Hey, Brad, why the dogs?
1464
01:07:48,481 --> 01:07:51,401
I'm a semi-pro dog sledder.
I did the Iditarod.
1465
01:07:51,484 --> 01:07:53,027
I told you this like a million times.
1466
01:07:53,528 --> 01:07:55,488
- Oh, yeah. Of course. Duh.
- Yeah.
1467
01:07:57,407 --> 01:07:58,408
- [all sigh]
- [bell rings]
1468
01:07:59,575 --> 01:08:02,287
{\an8}- Told you we'd make it home for Christmas.
- [Nick] All right. [sighs] Let's go.
1469
01:08:02,954 --> 01:08:03,955
{\an8}[Kevin] Oof.
1470
01:08:06,541 --> 01:08:07,542
[door closes]
1471
01:08:08,334 --> 01:08:10,795
[laughs] Merry Christmas.
1472
01:08:12,171 --> 01:08:13,798
- [Alena] You're here!
- [Kevin] Oh, my God.
1473
01:08:14,716 --> 01:08:16,050
- [laughs]
- [sibling] You made it.
1474
01:08:16,134 --> 01:08:17,969
- Hi, Dad.
- You survived.
1475
01:08:18,052 --> 01:08:19,512
I was so worried about you.
1476
01:08:19,595 --> 01:08:21,764
- Hi.
- Hello, beautiful.
1477
01:08:21,848 --> 01:08:24,350
- Hi. Merry Christmas.
- [Nick] So good to see you.
1478
01:08:24,434 --> 01:08:26,185
- You made it.
- Of course.
1479
01:08:26,269 --> 01:08:28,730
I wouldn't miss it for the world.
It's Christmas.
1480
01:08:28,813 --> 01:08:30,857
- Düsseldorf?
- Yeah.
1481
01:08:30,940 --> 01:08:33,109
I somehow pegged you
as a Berlin kind of gal.
1482
01:08:33,192 --> 01:08:34,444
- Oh, really?
- Yeah.
1483
01:08:34,527 --> 01:08:35,611
Yeah?
1484
01:08:35,695 --> 01:08:37,530
Did Santa bring you everything you want?
1485
01:08:37,613 --> 01:08:38,614
Yeah?
1486
01:08:50,335 --> 01:08:52,962
And then Nick was like,
"I can smell the Christmas lady's car."
1487
01:08:53,046 --> 01:08:55,465
And then "the mayo's everywhere,"
and the s... "And the fries!"
1488
01:08:55,548 --> 01:08:56,841
- And it was just...
- Okay. All right.
1489
01:08:56,924 --> 01:08:58,217
- It did not happen like that.
- Mmm.
1490
01:08:58,301 --> 01:08:59,594
- [doorbell rings]
- It did.
1491
01:09:00,219 --> 01:09:01,429
I'll get it.
1492
01:09:01,512 --> 01:09:02,722
Who's that?
1493
01:09:02,805 --> 01:09:05,350
Uh, we may have reached out
to someone on your behalf.
1494
01:09:06,142 --> 01:09:07,185
[sibling] Oh, hi.
1495
01:09:07,268 --> 01:09:08,269
[chuckles]
1496
01:09:08,353 --> 01:09:10,355
- [door closes]
- [sibling] Welcome back.
1497
01:09:10,438 --> 01:09:11,439
Thanks. [chuckles]
1498
01:09:12,440 --> 01:09:14,275
What's my old babysitter doing here?
1499
01:09:15,902 --> 01:09:17,153
Hi. [chuckles]
1500
01:09:17,779 --> 01:09:18,780
Hi.
1501
01:09:20,656 --> 01:09:22,909
So, uh, let's hear it then.
1502
01:09:24,827 --> 01:09:25,912
Uh, hear what?
1503
01:09:26,829 --> 01:09:30,333
Your brothers said that you had
a big speech that you wanted to give me
1504
01:09:30,416 --> 01:09:32,585
because you felt bad
about how you left things in Amsterdam,
1505
01:09:32,668 --> 01:09:34,879
and I'm realizing now that probably isn't...
1506
01:09:35,463 --> 01:09:37,215
Thanks, guys.
And thank you for the Uber Black.
1507
01:09:37,298 --> 01:09:38,758
- It's very classy.
- No problem.
1508
01:09:40,343 --> 01:09:42,136
Yeah, there's a big speech.
1509
01:09:44,180 --> 01:09:46,349
- So?
- Lucy...
1510
01:09:47,850 --> 01:09:49,018
Shh.
1511
01:09:50,895 --> 01:09:53,064
When I ran into you on that train,
1512
01:09:53,147 --> 01:09:55,650
it was the most exciting thing
that happened to me all year.
1513
01:09:56,234 --> 01:09:58,027
And I've done some pretty cool things.
1514
01:09:58,111 --> 01:10:00,154
I've played hundreds of stadium shows,
1515
01:10:00,238 --> 01:10:01,948
and survived a wolf attack,
1516
01:10:02,031 --> 01:10:03,449
and I'm pretty sure we met Santa Claus.
1517
01:10:04,200 --> 01:10:05,952
- Okay.
- And then we, um...
1518
01:10:06,828 --> 01:10:08,329
- Yep...
- Keep going.
1519
01:10:08,413 --> 01:10:10,540
And then I was in a plane crash...
1520
01:10:10,623 --> 01:10:12,250
- What?
- ...with this beautiful man.
1521
01:10:12,333 --> 01:10:14,544
He took his shirt off. He's very handsome.
1522
01:10:14,627 --> 01:10:15,962
- Look...
- [Nick] What are you doing?
1523
01:10:16,671 --> 01:10:18,381
- I'm calling her a car.
- [Nick] Oh.
1524
01:10:19,048 --> 01:10:22,635
What I'm trying to say is Amsterdam
was so incredible with you.
1525
01:10:22,719 --> 01:10:24,512
- You're incredible, and you're brave...
- Right.
1526
01:10:24,595 --> 01:10:25,930
...and you're funny.
1527
01:10:26,013 --> 01:10:29,100
And you jump into freezing water,
which is really brave.
1528
01:10:29,183 --> 01:10:32,019
- [chuckles]
- I said... Keep saying brave.
1529
01:10:32,854 --> 01:10:34,355
God. Um...
1530
01:10:34,439 --> 01:10:37,525
It's just like the end of Love Actually,
only horrible.
1531
01:10:37,608 --> 01:10:38,860
Look, I... I should've...
1532
01:10:40,445 --> 01:10:42,363
I should've jumped at the opportunity
1533
01:10:42,447 --> 01:10:44,490
to hang out with you
when I got back to the city,
1534
01:10:45,533 --> 01:10:46,701
but I choked.
1535
01:10:48,911 --> 01:10:52,582
But to be honest,
I was terrified of falling for you
1536
01:10:52,665 --> 01:10:54,500
and then it blowing up in my face.
1537
01:10:54,584 --> 01:10:57,378
But that is a risk I'm willing to take
1538
01:10:58,004 --> 01:11:03,926
'cause I feel like we could be each
other's old sweaters and brand new shoes.
1539
01:11:05,845 --> 01:11:08,806
- What the hell does that mean?
- I don't know, but it's super corny.
1540
01:11:14,437 --> 01:11:17,315
[♪ "Time" playing]
1541
01:11:17,398 --> 01:11:18,566
Maybe not.
1542
01:11:22,236 --> 01:11:25,198
I know this might be,
um, moving really fast,
1543
01:11:25,281 --> 01:11:27,533
but do you wanna spend Christmas
with my entire family?
1544
01:11:27,617 --> 01:11:29,285
[chuckles] Yeah.
1545
01:11:29,368 --> 01:11:31,788
- Hey, guys. [chuckles]
- [Mrs. Jonas] Hi.
1546
01:11:31,871 --> 01:11:35,833
♪ I know I asked for snow
Know I asked for lights ♪
1547
01:11:35,917 --> 01:11:39,212
♪ I know I asked for
Shooting starry nights ♪
1548
01:11:39,962 --> 01:11:42,673
- ♪ Know I wrote up a list miles long ♪
- Merry Christmas.
1549
01:11:42,757 --> 01:11:45,968
- ♪ But I got it all wrong, that's right ♪
- [Lucy] Merry Christmas. Hi. [chuckles]
1550
01:11:46,803 --> 01:11:47,970
♪ Yeah ♪
1551
01:11:48,054 --> 01:11:50,056
- ♪ I know I asked for trees ♪
- Open it.
1552
01:11:50,139 --> 01:11:51,766
♪ Covered in silver ♪
1553
01:11:52,266 --> 01:11:56,395
♪ Know I asked for trips
To the Seven Wonders ♪
1554
01:11:56,479 --> 01:11:58,981
♪ Know I wrote up a list miles long ♪
1555
01:11:59,065 --> 01:12:02,527
♪ But I got it all wrong, that's right ♪
1556
01:12:03,194 --> 01:12:04,195
♪ Yeah ♪
1557
01:12:04,278 --> 01:12:07,240
♪ I know I asked for a million things ♪
1558
01:12:07,323 --> 01:12:10,618
♪ But I swear I must've lost my mind ♪
1559
01:12:10,701 --> 01:12:17,667
♪ All I wanted was you and you
And you and you and I ♪
1560
01:12:18,835 --> 01:12:25,800
♪ All I wanted was you and you
And you and you and I ♪
1561
01:12:26,676 --> 01:12:28,886
♪ All I wanted was time ♪
1562
01:12:29,470 --> 01:12:31,597
[Gene] Cassidy, I love you!
1563
01:12:32,098 --> 01:12:33,099
[Cassidy] Gene?
1564
01:12:33,599 --> 01:12:34,642
[sighs]
1565
01:12:34,725 --> 01:12:37,353
[Joe] One, two, three! [cheers]
1566
01:12:37,436 --> 01:12:41,065
[Nick] ♪ I know I asked for kisses
Under the mistletoe ♪
1567
01:12:41,649 --> 01:12:45,695
♪ And if I'm being honest
Yeah, I still want those ♪
1568
01:12:45,778 --> 01:12:52,159
♪ But you can return all the gifts
That you wrapped up in ruby bows ♪
1569
01:12:52,243 --> 01:12:53,244
♪ Yeah ♪
1570
01:12:53,327 --> 01:12:56,372
[Nick, Joe]
♪ I know I asked for a million things ♪
1571
01:12:56,455 --> 01:12:59,792
♪ But I swear I must've lost my mind ♪
1572
01:12:59,876 --> 01:13:06,841
♪ All I wanted was you and you
And you and you and I ♪
1573
01:13:07,967 --> 01:13:10,761
♪ All I wanted was time ♪
1574
01:13:10,845 --> 01:13:14,307
♪ Make the hands on the clock
Stop moving ♪
1575
01:13:14,390 --> 01:13:15,391
[all cheering]
1576
01:13:16,225 --> 01:13:18,227
♪ All I wanted was time ♪
1577
01:13:18,936 --> 01:13:22,690
♪ Every day, every night
Before we lose it ♪
1578
01:13:24,358 --> 01:13:26,652
♪ No, there's no need to lie ♪
1579
01:13:27,278 --> 01:13:31,574
♪ Choosing you every time
If I'm choosing ♪
1580
01:13:32,533 --> 01:13:34,827
♪ If we're doing it right ♪
1581
01:13:35,369 --> 01:13:41,626
♪ Spending time is the best part of
Being human ♪
1582
01:13:41,709 --> 01:13:48,716
♪ All I wanted was you and you
And you and you and I ♪
1583
01:13:49,759 --> 01:13:53,137
♪ All I wanted was you and me
And our family ♪
1584
01:13:53,220 --> 01:13:55,222
♪ Just sitting 'round the Christmas tree ♪
1585
01:13:55,306 --> 01:13:58,184
♪ Filling up our heads
With brand new memories ♪
1586
01:13:58,267 --> 01:14:05,232
♪ All I wanted was you and you
And you and you and I ♪
1587
01:14:06,400 --> 01:14:08,486
♪ All I wanted was time ♪
1588
01:14:08,569 --> 01:14:09,570
- [Kevin] Did you like it?
- Yeah.
1589
01:14:09,654 --> 01:14:12,239
[chuckles]
1590
01:14:12,323 --> 01:14:14,825
And so, the Jonas Brothers tour contin--
1591
01:14:14,909 --> 01:14:16,953
- [phone ringing]
- Ooh.
1592
01:14:17,036 --> 01:14:18,913
Oh. Oasis needs me.
1593
01:14:24,794 --> 01:14:26,462
[Nick] ♪ We go together ♪
1594
01:14:27,546 --> 01:14:30,841
♪ Better than birds of a feather
You and me ♪
1595
01:14:31,842 --> 01:14:34,303
♪ We change the weather, yeah ♪
1596
01:14:34,387 --> 01:14:37,890
♪ I'm feelin' heat in December
When you're round me ♪
1597
01:14:38,641 --> 01:14:42,520
{\an8}♪ I've been dancin' on top of cars
And stumblin' out of bars ♪
1598
01:14:42,603 --> 01:14:45,648
{\an8}♪ I follow you through the dark
Can't get enough ♪
1599
01:14:45,731 --> 01:14:49,568
{\an8}♪ You're the medicine and the pain
The tattoo inside my brain ♪
1600
01:14:49,652 --> 01:14:51,487
{\an8}♪ And, baby, you know it's obvious ♪
1601
01:14:52,071 --> 01:14:55,282
{\an8}♪ I'm a sucker for you, yeah ♪
1602
01:14:55,366 --> 01:14:58,869
{\an8}♪ Say the word
And I'll go anywhere blindly ♪
1603
01:14:58,953 --> 01:15:02,456
{\an8}♪ I'm a sucker for you, yeah ♪
1604
01:15:02,540 --> 01:15:05,876
{\an8}♪ Any road you take
You know that you'll find me ♪
1605
01:15:05,960 --> 01:15:09,296
{\an8}♪ I'm a sucker
For all the subliminal things ♪
1606
01:15:09,380 --> 01:15:11,132
{\an8}♪ No one knows about you ♪
1607
01:15:11,215 --> 01:15:13,634
{\an8}- ♪ About you, about you ♪
- ♪ About you ♪
1608
01:15:13,718 --> 01:15:18,848
{\an8}♪ And you're makin' the typical me
Break my typical rules ♪
1609
01:15:18,931 --> 01:15:20,057
{\an8}♪ It's true ♪
1610
01:15:20,141 --> 01:15:21,434
{\an8}♪ I'm a sucker for you ♪
1611
01:15:21,517 --> 01:15:23,227
{\an8}[whistles]
1612
01:15:23,978 --> 01:15:25,062
{\an8}♪ Don't complicate it ♪
1613
01:15:26,188 --> 01:15:28,274
{\an8}♪ 'Cause I know you
And you know everything about me ♪
1614
01:15:28,357 --> 01:15:32,611
{\an8}If my kids fell off a boat,
and you guys fell off a boat,
1615
01:15:32,695 --> 01:15:35,531
{\an8}I would save you over my children.
I just want you to know.
1616
01:15:35,614 --> 01:15:37,616
{\an8}♪ ...when you're round me
Hey ♪
1617
01:15:38,284 --> 01:15:41,579
{\an8}♪ Dancin' on top of cars
And stumblin' out of bars ♪
1618
01:15:41,662 --> 01:15:42,997
{\an8}♪ I follow you through the dark... ♪
1619
01:15:43,080 --> 01:15:44,832
{\an8}- Oh! Yes! Oh, no!
- [Joe] ♪ ...can't get enough ♪
1620
01:15:44,915 --> 01:15:48,794
{\an8}♪ You're the medicine and the pain
The tattoo inside my brain ♪
1621
01:15:48,878 --> 01:15:51,047
{\an8}- ♪ And, baby, you know it's obvious ♪
- [Nick] Sing it!
1622
01:15:51,130 --> 01:15:54,508
{\an8}♪ I'm a sucker for you, yeah ♪
1623
01:15:54,592 --> 01:15:57,720
{\an8}♪ Any road you take
You know that you'll find me ♪
1624
01:15:57,803 --> 01:16:01,265
{\an8}[Joe] ♪ I'm a sucker
For all the subliminal things ♪
1625
01:16:01,348 --> 01:16:03,267
{\an8}♪ No one knows about you ♪
1626
01:16:03,350 --> 01:16:05,644
{\an8}- ♪ About you, about you ♪
- ♪ About you ♪
1627
01:16:05,728 --> 01:16:11,025
{\an8}♪ And you're makin' the typical me
Break my typical rules ♪
1628
01:16:11,108 --> 01:16:12,151
{\an8}♪ It's true ♪
1629
01:16:12,234 --> 01:16:14,070
{\an8}♪ I'm a sucker for you ♪
1630
01:16:14,153 --> 01:16:17,823
{\an8}Hey, fam, sorry my eyes look a little red.
I've been crying.
1631
01:16:18,324 --> 01:16:23,120
{\an8}By now, you've probably seen the video of
me and an old friend of mine, Nick Jonas.
1632
01:16:23,204 --> 01:16:25,289
{\an8}And I-I see what you're seeing, folks.
1633
01:16:25,372 --> 01:16:27,917
{\an8}It looks like I'm being
really mean to him.
1634
01:16:28,000 --> 01:16:30,419
{\an8}I just wanna say het spijt me,
1635
01:16:30,503 --> 01:16:34,507
{\an8}uh, which translates directly to,
"it regrets me" from Dutch.
1636
01:16:34,590 --> 01:16:35,925
{\an8}And, uh, to prove that,
1637
01:16:36,008 --> 01:16:41,847
{\an8}I'm gonna be making a Christmas donation
of 5,000 euros to Amsterdam.
1638
01:16:42,473 --> 01:16:43,599
{\an8}I'll be back soon.
1639
01:16:43,682 --> 01:16:44,683
{\an8}Nick Jonas...
1640
01:16:44,767 --> 01:16:47,394
{\an8}♪ ...follow you through the dark
Can't get enough ♪
1641
01:16:47,478 --> 01:16:51,065
{\an8}[Joe] ♪ You're the medicine and the pain
The tattoo inside my brain ♪
1642
01:16:51,148 --> 01:16:53,526
{\an8}- ♪ And, baby, you know it's obvious ♪
- Sing it!
1643
01:16:53,609 --> 01:16:57,279
{\an8}♪ I'm a sucker for you, yeah ♪
1644
01:16:57,363 --> 01:17:00,199
{\an8}♪ Any road you take
You know that you'll find me ♪
1645
01:17:00,282 --> 01:17:04,161
{\an8}♪ I'm a sucker
For all the subliminal things ♪
1646
01:17:04,245 --> 01:17:05,746
{\an8}♪ No one knows about you ♪
1647
01:17:05,830 --> 01:17:08,290
{\an8}- ♪ About you, about you ♪
- ♪ About you ♪
1648
01:17:08,374 --> 01:17:13,629
{\an8}♪ And you're makin' the typical me
Break my typical rules ♪
1649
01:17:13,712 --> 01:17:14,713
{\an8}♪ It's true ♪
1650
01:17:14,797 --> 01:17:16,173
{\an8}♪ I'm a sucker for you ♪
1651
01:17:16,257 --> 01:17:21,720
{\an8}- [whistling]
- Hey!
1652
01:17:21,804 --> 01:17:23,806
{\an8}♪ I'm a sucker for you ♪
1653
01:17:23,889 --> 01:17:27,768
{\an8}[audience cheering]
1654
01:17:27,852 --> 01:17:29,937
{\an8}[shouting]
1655
01:17:36,235 --> 01:17:37,236
[Joe] Kevin, you're up!