♪ (PENSIVE MUSIC PLAYS) ♪
(JAKE PAUL SNIFFLING)
It's crazy. I'm just... I'm crying, but... (SNIFFLES)
I'm fighting Mike Tyson in the biggest event, man.
(SOBBING) I never thought I would be here.
It's just such a magical moment, and, like...
And I'm just getting all these visions.
It's just so beautiful.
Old generation of boxing combined with the new one.
(SOBS) And, like, what it's going to do
for so many fighters and so many people and...
I'm fighting Mike in, like, 18 days.
And I'm like so happy but I'm scared.
I'm just like, what the...
(SNIFFLES, SOBS)
I'm a mess. I got my sprained ankle.
This fight was the biggest moment of my life coming up.
Now, it's in jeopardy.
(SOBBING)
I thought, "My fight with Tyson is over."
(WEEPING)
♪ (MUSIC SWELLS) ♪
♪ (MUSIC CONCLUDES) ♪
-(NINA AGDAL WEEPING) -NURSE: The pediatrician's here.
-They're just gonna take a quick look, okay? -LOGAN PAUL: Good job, baby.
DOCTOR: Congratulations.
-(NINA WEEPING) -Good job. Good job.
-(INDISTINCT CHATTER) -You did it. You did it.
-Hey, baby girl. It's okay. -(BABY FUSSING)
-LOGAN: Hello. -♪ ("CAN'T TAKE MY EYES OFF YOU" BY FRANKIE VALLI PLAYING) ♪
LOGAN: Aw, she gripping my finger, babe.
-(BABY CRYING) -(SOFTLY) Ah.
NINA: I think as a woman
seeing something... (CHUCKLES) ...come out of you like this,
that exact moment, I think, is why people keep having kids.
You did so good.
LOGAN: (CHUCKLES) She did so good.
You did so good, you were so brave.
-You were so brave. -(LOGAN SNIFFLES)
NINA: I loved her so much, like instantly.
For the first four to five days,
every single time I looked at her,
-I started crying. -LOGAN: (SOFTLY) Oh shit.
-Oh, we have a baby. -(LOGAN CHUCKLING, SNIFFLING)
NINA: Logan was amazing.
You beautiful Danish queen.
-You did it. You did it, babe. -(CHUCKLES)
-I did it. -You made us a family.
NINA: The way that he just instantly knew how to tend
to this little baby was wild to witness.
Like, I knew instantly I had chosen the best partner
and the best father to my kids.
I already love her so much.
BOTH: ♪ Happy Birthday, dear Esmé ♪
♪ Happy birthday to you ♪
-Gosh, you're so pretty. -LOGAN: Isn't she beautiful?
-You're so pretty. -LOGAN: Look at her eyes.
PAM STEPNICK: Mm.
NINA: I think she's opened up our world,
but we're still the same.
Like we still feel like kids from Denmark and Ohio
that had a baby and now we're like,
"Oh my fucking God, we have a baby."
♪ ("CAN'T TAKE MY EYES OFF YOU" CONTINUES PLAYING) ♪
LOGAN: ♪ I love you baby And if it's quite all right ♪
-♪ I need you baby ♪ -♪ (SONG FADES) ♪
♪ Through All the lonely nights ♪
♪ I want you baby, Just the way you are ♪
(NEARBY INDISTINCT CHATTER)
Oh, my goodness. Hello.
(ESMÉ AGDAL PAUL FUSSING SOFTLY)
(CHUCKLES)
Did you get any sleep last night?
-LOGAN: (SNIFFS) Yeah, I did. -Good. (CLEARS THROAT)
Logan instantly fell in love.
He knew he was going to be like that,
but until that moment,
as everyone knows that's had a baby,
you don't really know what you're going to think and feel.
(CHUCKLES)
PAM: He cannot stop saying how much he loves her
and how cute she is and how much he can't believe
how much he loves her and how cute she is.
Nina and Logan must say that about four times an hour.
I just can't believe how much I love Esmé
and how cute she is.
I just keep saying like how cute she is.
I literally can't believe it.
(CHUCKLES)
Is Jutta actually coming on a helicopter?
Well, that was the plan,
but it's pretty darn windy out there.
-Windy? -Yes.
-Dude, today's a big day. -PAM: I know.
She's gonna meet her rich Uncle Jake.
PAM: (CHUCKLES) And Gramps.
Oh my God. Imagine coming into this world.
Surprise, your grandpa's Greg Paul.
-(BOTH LAUGH) -♪ (UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
-DAVID STEPNICK: They're here. -PAM: Here it comes.
-Uncle Jakey. -LOGAN: This motherfucker got a whole ass Sprinter?
Wow!
-Hello, hello, hello. -PAM: Jake!
-Hi, baby! -JAKE: Hi!
-I'm so excited. Hi. -JAKE: Hi.
LOGAN: How are you doing, brother?
-JAKE: Good, man, how are you? -Good to see you, boss.
-(HELICOPTER WHIRRING) -JAKE: Good to see you.
-Shut the fuck up. -Is this Jutta?
LOGAN: (LAUGHS) No way.
JAKE: Where are they landing, right there?
LOGAN: I think on the peninsula.
JAKE: Bro, that helicopter's way too big.
-We should back up. -LOGAN: Back up?
-PAM: Oh my God. -Yeah, we should back up.
-LOGAN: Back up, back up. -PAM: Jutta is in there.
LOGAN: (LAUGHING) Holy shit. Holy shit!
(LAUGHS) Look at the chairs!
I believe there was some sort of miscommunication
with the helicopter pilot
'cause I don't think he was supposed to land in the backyard
next to the fire pit.
FRIEND: Oh shit, the chair's on fire.
PAM: No! Oh no. Oh no.
Logan lost two chairs in the process.
One went in the lake and one... Look at the fire.
JAKE: It's just never a dull fucking moment.
Like, how do these things continue to happen
on a consistent basis?
Baby, it's so beautiful in here.
-It's so crazy. -JUTTA LEERDAM: This is so beautiful.
Okay.
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
-LOGAN: Good to see you, bro. -Hey, good to see you.
How are things over there?
Just punching and swinging... (CHUCKLES)
...and eating carbs.
Yeah. Are you taking it serious?
Yeah.
If you knock out Mike Tyson, you're GOATed, bro.
-JAKE: Yeah. -Forever.
-JAKE: Yeah. -So, don't fuck it up.
Knocking him out...
would change a lot of things.
♪ (SOFT INTRIGUING MUSIC PLAYS) ♪
LOGAN AND NINA:
-NINA: Come be cute. -LOGAN: Come be cute.
-What's up? What's going on? -(ALL EXCLAIM)
NINA: GP, look at your hair!
-Yeah, I know, it grew. -NINA: Damn!
It's the vitamins, I know.
He's using vitamin-infused
2-in-1 W shampoo and conditioner.
-LOGAN: How are you, dad? -How you doing, daddy?
LOGAN: I'm good.
GREG: All right, so where's my baby? Where's my granddaughter?
-♪ (SOFT MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ -JUTTA: Oh my God!
PAM: Here comes the queen's baby.
GREG: Look at that little nugget.
-(PAM CHUCKLES) -Look at that little nugget.
So, she has to stay a little upright
'cause she just ate.
-JAKE: (SOFTLY) Oh my gosh. -She's out.
-Baby Esmé! -NINA: Hi.
JUTTA: A little angel.
NINA: This is your grandpa and your uncle and Auntie Jutta.
LOGAN: We created this little girl,
and introducing her to the Paul family
was a very proud life moment for me.
I had never seen my dad like that before.
-Do you want to hold her? -GREG PAUL: I do.
NINA: Yeah!
-GREG: How you doing? -That's your grandpa.
JAKE: That's so crazy.
How you doing, you little critter?
(ESMÉ FUSSING SOFTLY)
-That's right. -That's your baby, bro.
Dude, it's insane.
GREG: Esmé has already told me I'm her favorite.
Like, you probably don't believe it,
and other people don't believe it,
but she's speaking to me through the vibrations,
and the rest of the family is just gonna
have to get used to it, you know?
You want to take her?
I'm down, but I'm scared.
LOGAN: No, remember what I said about the football.
-No, they're not... -Okay, it's like a football.
...as fragile as you think.
PAM: Jake was terrified to hold Esmé the first time.
-Good job! -(CHUCKLES)
-JUTTA: (SQUEALS) So cute. -She's breathing. Hold on.
Yeah, she's breathing.
He was in shock. Like, "What is this?
This is Logan's baby. That's weird."
-(CHUCKLING) -This is not funny.
Stop laughing at me.
-Baby, come sit here. -GREG: She's breathing.
-Hold on... -LOGAN: Sit down.
-Sit down. -PAM: Sit down.
NINA: Sit down before you pass out.
You're drunk, you're drunk. Sit down.
JAKE: Meeting Esmé for the first time was magical.
And it just, like, brought
so many different types of emotions.
You know, I was proud of Logan, happy for Nina.
And seeing how it brought the family together
was a very special moment.
(PAM CHUCKLES)
-JUTTA: Cute, right? -(ESMÉ COOS)
(WHISPERS) I love you, too.
(ALL LAUGH)
LOGAN: I think it's important that Jake learns
how to change a diaper.
-NINA: Oh! -PAM: Yeah, that's nice.
♪ (UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYS) ♪
So, bro, babies move. They move a lot.
So, you gotta make sure she's not
-all rocking around. -(ESMÉ CRYING)
-Oh, it's smelly. -PAM: Oh, come on! It is not.
LOGAN: Here we go.
Here's the thing about Jake Paul.
History-making badass boxer...
he's a little scared of baby poop.
-Ready? -(SCREAMS)
-(PAN CHUCKLES) -Oh!
-(SCREAMS) -That's a good one.
No, no, no, not that.
What were you gonna do with that?
I don't know, I just thought I'd wipe.
-Take a couple of these. -(OVERLAPPING CHATTER)
JAKE: I push myself through my fears
because I know at some point I'm going to be changing
my kids' diapers on a frequent basis.
Front to back. Front to back. Well...
-Wipe down? -PAM AND LOGAN: Yes.
-"Front to back." -But no one says "down"
'cause that orientation is weird. Front to back. Get it.
So, you clean it off.
-Now you put the Vaseline. -LOGAN: Get a brand-new diaper.
(ESMÉ CRYING)
Whoa!
JUTTA: Baby, give her a little love.
(ESMÉ WAILING)
There you go, there you go, there you go.
-There you go. She loves that. -PAM: Aw!
-JUTTA: Nice Jakey. -Wow. Nice fucking job, bro.
♪ You're my honey bun ♪
JAKE AND LOGAN: ♪ Sugar bun, pumpiumpyumpkin ♪
♪ You're my sweetie pie ♪
♪ You're my cuppy cake Gumdrop shnookum shnookum ♪
♪ You're the apple of my eye ♪
♪ And I want you to know That I'll always be right here ♪
♪ And I love to sing These songs ♪
JUTTA: When I was in the New York house,
it felt like, "Wow, I could really see
our kids running around there
with their kids." Like--
I could see that happening there.
♪ (PLEASANT INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
Where are you and I sitting, babe?
(INAUDIBLE)
GREG: And let's do a toast to Logan and Nina and Esmé.
To the love and the energy that's here.
And toast to Jake beating Tyson. Just keep spreading goodness.
-NINA: Let's go! -Glad you all made it.
Love you guys. Cheers.
-NINA: Cheers, you guys. -Cheers to the chef.
-To the chef. To the chef. -ALL: Cheers!
-JAKE: Thank you. -LOGAN: Thank you, Karina.
♪ (MUSIC CONCLUDES) ♪
LOGAN: Have you ever considered that your child is gonna be
25 percent Greg Paul?
(CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY) Yeah.
-GREG: It's okay, so yeah... -I don't know if the math...
I never considered that.
(GROUP LAUGHS)
-Think about that. -Because I have a choice.
LOGAN: Think about that.
Do you think if you had a third child,
he or she would be as successful as these two?
Oh, wow, that's a good question.
GREG: Yeah, if there was a third,
the third would be even more of a savage than these two.
(ALL CHUCKLE)
Can you imagine?
If it was a girl, though, she would be a thot.
NINA: Whoa!
-GREG: No, she wouldn't. -JAKE: For sure, she would.
PAM: Whoa! No!
-Thousand percent. -PAM: Not my child. No.
-She would have so much daddy issues. -LOGAN: Oh my God.
Don't talk about your sister like that.
-(CHUCKLES) -You're grounded.
LOGAN: Jake said something that I really resonated with.
You said, uh, if you take away our fame and success,
we're kind of just fucked up people.
And actually, kind of sad because...
Well, I think all people are fucked up.
-PAM: No. -LOGAN: I think all people are fucked up.
GREG: I love it when people say,
"They come from a dysfunctional family."
What? Every family is dysfunctional.
PAM: Mm-hmm.
Well, that's not true.
-I don't really agree. -Her family is actually perfect.
-GREG: No, it's not. -Wait, really? That doesn't sound true at all.
Let me dissect it, and I'll find the issue.
Okay, find the issue.
It's not perfect, but it's great.
Right, and...
Everyone's dysfunction is relative,
so to them, it's their biggest dysfunction
-and they think it's a lot. -PAM: Right.
JAKE: It's all relative.
NINA: What's your finisher plan for Tyson?
JAKE: Like, how am I gonna end him?
Yeah.
I don't know. I guess it depends,
but he has so many holes in his game.
I'm just gonna box him on the outside,
pick him apart with the jab,
go work shots to the body, go around his guard,
-elbow him in the fucking face. -LOGAN: That sounds sick as fuck.
GREG: 'Cause he knows how to fight dirty.
JAKE: Yeah, he's gonna fight dirty, and so am I.
And if you know how to fight dirty...
I'm gonna punch him in the dick.
(GROUP CHUCKLES)
LOGAN: Well, hold on, wait... (CHUCKLES)
GREG: Yeah, don't leave it up to the judges.
-Yeah, he can... -NINA: What if you kill him?
(BREATHES DEEPLY) If he dies, he dies.
♪ ("NO TIME FOR IT" BY PR3M3XY PLAYING) ♪
♪ Do I got pressure? Yeah, I got pressure ♪
♪ OD work But no time off ever ♪
♪ And I got approved Why? You can't deny me ♪
♪ And I got moves To make 'em go cryin' ♪
♪ And I got clones 'Cause all of ya copy ♪
♪ Talk louder Louder till they drop me... ♪
We are putting on the final touches.
Just staying in shape
before the biggest fight of the century.
PRODUCER:
Yeah.
Just been fighting through this ankle sprain.
PRODUCER:
So, I was sparring like, three weeks ago exactly.
♪ ( PENSIVE MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
-(BOUNCING STEPS) -(GRUNTING)
Just was tired from the day before,
moving around the ring, dancing.
I don't think I warmed up enough,
and just landed on it the wrong way.
♪ (MUSIC SWELLS, TURNS TENSE) ♪
(JAKE GROANS)
TRAINER: Oh, damn, damn, damn!
(JAKE GROANS)
And... instantly knew it was fucked up.
(GROANS)
(GROANS) Fuck!
TRAINER:
I was like, "Oh." Like...
Literally, ankle to the ground.
(IMITATES THUDS)
And he's like... (GROANS) I grab it and I'm like,
"Oh, shit, fuck."
All I'm thinking is, "Dude, this is not...
We don't have enough time to recover this."
♪ (MUSIC CALMS) ♪
Fuck.
♪ (MUSIC FADES) ♪
At first, I was just worried whether or not
I was gonna be able to actually fight.
(EXHALES) Fuck, it...
Might be hurting worse now. Fuck.
♪ (PENSIVE MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
J'LEON LOVE: Goddamn, man.
This is Bullshit.
OCEAN:
Yeah, if we can get it tonight,
but I have the stem cells already.
But who's gonna put them in?
We could just-- I can do it.
OCEAN:
If you hit the wrong thing, it will fuck shit up.
♪ (PENSIVE MUSIC CONTINUES) ♪
(JAKE SNIFFLING)
(SOBS, SNIFFLES)
I'm just like, what the fuck?
(SOBBING) I've been through so much shit.
(WEEPING)
I don't know. This has never happened before.
(SOBBING)
I'm a mess. I got my sprained ankle.
I got my machine there trying to heal it,
and I'm just fighting Mike in like, 18 days.
And I'm so happy, but I'm scared.
It's just such a magical moment and, like,
I've worked so hard for it and all that,
but I get to share it with my family. (SOBS)
And we can just all be humans and just love each other.
There's so much hate, division, and...
mind viruses.
It's the perfect culmination at the perfect moment.
I just really hope that everyone can
just be entertained for a second.
We can put everything aside,
but just know that we love each other.
And ironically, we're fighting,
but everyone needs to stop fucking fighting.
(COUGHS)
Oh, buddy.
(EXHALES SPUTTERINGLY)
You don't even know.
(CLEARS THROAT)
JUTTA: (OVER PHONE)
Hi.
JUTTA:
Um...
JUTTA:
Well, my ankle's not okay, but I'm okay. I love you.
My heart sank.
I was like, "No, no, no, please let it be not ripped
and just be a little stretch or something
so he can recover quick."
Hmm.
Yeah, we're going to the hospital to get an MRI
and then to inject it with exosomes.
JUTTA:
(EXHALES SHARPLY)
-Just another day. -NURSE: Little pinch.
(JAKE SPUTTERING LIPS)
-NURSE: You okay? -Yeah.
LOGAN: When you have an injury this severe
that close to your event,
you're looking at a very real possibility
that you can't perform anywhere near 100 percent
because you can't recover in time.
NURSE: A little bit of pressure one, two.
LOGAN: Not only that, you can't train as hard.
Essentially, you have three weeks
of trying to figure out how to condition,
workout, spar, on a busted ankle.
Dude, this was bad news all around.
OCEAN:
There were six things wrong with it.
Complete tear of the anterior talofibular ligament.
Large joint effusion in the anterolateral gutter.
Subcutaneous soft tissue edema overlying the lateral molosis.
Mild tensivitis of the tibialis posterior
and flexor digitorum longus tendon.
Large posterior talocalcaneal joint effusion.
Mild retrocalcaneal bursitis.
It was worse than a sprained ankle.
PRODUCER:
Like, the people in this room and my family.
That's it. Yeah, we've kept it a secret. (LAUGHS)
It's still swollen, but...
it's strong enough, we're taping it.
We've been doing all the exercises,
and I'm gonna be good to go.
(EXHALES)
♪ (ENERGETIC MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
LOGAN: Are you gonna be a YouTuber when you grow up,
like your daddy? (LAUGHS)
A YouTuber like your uncle and your dad?
NINA: Yeah!
Logan got us a jet to get to Dallas
'cause I wasn't gonna fly commercial
with all the germs
with a baby that was less than two months old.
My baby's first flight ever was on a private jet
to go see her uncle fight Mike Tyson.
-FRIEND: Crazy. -(LAUGHS)
♪ (MELLOW MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
NINA: We made it!
Okay, let's get this baby out of here.
Esmé!
-(ESMÉ YELPS) -NINA: Hello!
-GREG: How you doing? -Chat GP.
That's right. Don't you think we should...
Wealth of knowledge.
We've got to find your room.
-(INDISTINCT CHATTER) -Hi, Kelly.
-HAWKWIND KELLY: Hi. -Hi.
KELLY: How's it going?
-Good. How are you? -Good, good to see you.
Have you seen Esmé?
No, I just washed my hands. I'm ready.
NINA: Meet your Grandma!
-(KELLY SQUEALS, LAUGHS) -Grandma Kelly!
KELLY: Hello, sunshine.
-Here's Grandma Kelly. -KELLY: Oh, my goodness.
Look at you.
I know. You're not used to me yet. Look at that face.
-(ESMÉ FUSSING) -NINA: Hi!
LOGAN: You're making me a little nervous
-the way you're holding her. -Why?
-I don't know. -KELLY: Why?
-I don't know. -KELLY: Okay.
-No! -KELLY: How do you hold her?
Show me how you hold her.
(CHUCKLES)
(CHUCKLES) I'm a little nervous the way you're holding her too.
-But she's my child, so... -I'm just kidding.
-I'm not. -I'm-- Okay, all right.
-NINA: Babe! -What?
Well, there you go.
-♪ (PENSIVE MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ -(KELLY EXHALES, CHUCKLES)
GREG: Oh, that's how you do it?
Yeah. I mean, that was brilliant.
-KELLY: But she does love that. -She loves it.
KELLY: Whee-ooh!
-(IMITATES AIRPLANE WHOOSHING) -KELLY: Look at you!
LOGAN: You can say what you want,
but listening to my gut has gotten me
to where I am in my life,
and if I see something that I don't like,
I'm going to say something about it.
That's just how I'm gonna parent.
Especially, with a daughter.
-Are we showing her face now? -No.
-♪ (MUSIC FADES) ♪ -(NINA AND KELLY LAUGH)
But have you made that decision?
I don't know. Episode eight, season finale.
GREG: Episode eight. It's easy to blur her out, right?
LOGAN: I don't want to blur her out,
I'd be more interested in like putting my face on hers.
-NINA: What about his? -Let's put your face on hers.
-NINA: I think that's better. -(GROUP LAUGHS)
♪ (SOFT MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
Jutta. Which one's Jutta?
(SQUEALS)
-(JUTTA GRUNTING) -(CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKING)
-JUTTA: I missed you. -(JAKE KISSES)
(JAKE SPEAKS INDISTINCTLY)
You look so good.
JAKE: During fight week, we're in the same house,
but I have to sleep by myself so I get a good rest.
JUTTA: Jake and I don't sleep together before the fight.
I don't want to be the one that messed up his sleep.
(SCREAMS)
JAKE: And we can spend time together during the day,
but we just can't sleep in the same bed or have
sexual relations during the week.
He's freaking out, huh?
Any boxer can tell you that if they...
before they spar or before they fight,
their legs, they're gone.
Coaches can even tell, like,
"Oh, I know what you did last night."
JUTTA: Thor has my shoe.
JAKE: He wants to go back to the bed and cuddle, see?
JUTTA: He can sleep with me tonight,
and we can cuddle all night.
Oh, he's hard, okay.
-All right. -Oh. Oh my God.
-That's it. We're done. -Is that...
Time to eat steak.
♪ (DARING MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
GREG: Oh, man.
-Oh, yeah. -(KELLY LAUGHING)
Whoo, doggy.
KELLY: This is good.
GREG: Yeah, this place is cool.
♪ (MUSIC CONCLUDES) ♪
KELLY: I mean,
I just don't want to see Jake get hit.
-I know he's gonna-- -No, he's gonna get hit.
I don't want to see Jake get dropped.
If he gets dropped, I'll be like... (GROANS)
-(KELLY CHUCKLES) -GREG: Like...
Especially, if he gets flat-ironed,
I'll be in tears, you know?
-It's gonna be devastating. -GREG: Yeah.
PRODUCER:
-Yeah, and... -PRODUCER:
♪ (SOFT MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
Yeah, he likes to know that we're around.
When we were in Dubai,
Jake wanted me to be there for the fight,
and I'm like, "Okay, well, what do you want out of me?
You want me to come a couple of days before the fight?"
He goes, "Get on a plane as soon as you can."
I'm like, "Okay, cool."
So, I did, and... the coach goes,
like two days into it, he's like,
"Jake was looking for you."
I go, "What do you mean?" And he goes...
(COUGHS)
"Before he started training, he wanted to know...
um..."
(VOICE QUIVERING) "...that you were in the gym." And I was like...
And I was touched by that because I was like...
He didn't say, "Dad, I want you here."
But the coach's like, "He just wants to know
you're in the space."
-KELLY: That you're nearby. -Yeah.
You know, I was touched by that
because I'd never experienced that with my dad,
and no one ever said that to me.
It wasn't always easy.
But my boys were always my priority.
Looking out for them, taking care of them.
No matter how hard it can be, it's worth it, you know?
(CROWD CHEERING)
ANNOUNCER: Good evening, Texas,
and welcome to our home
for the official weigh-ins today.
In this new world of entertainment,
it's all about promotion.
♪ (UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
I got Mike Tyson in round two, let's go.
JAKE: I've always been a showman.
Like my mom said, "The class clown."
(CROWD CHEERING)
ANNOUNCER: He is the multi-talented superstar
who has taken the world of boxing by storm.
He is "The Problem Child," Jake "El Gallo" Paul.
(CROWD CHEERING)
ANNOUNCER: Fighting out of the red corner tomorrow night,
"Iron" Mike Tyson!
JAKE: Mike doesn't like the press and all that bullshit.
He never has.
But I wanted Mike to be
savage, killer, talking-shit mode.
♪ (TENSE MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
JAKE: And channeling that old, nasty, vicious Mike Tyson.
I started bear crawling...
up to the face-off,
he instantly reacted in a violent way.
(CROWD GASPING, CLAMORING)
(INDISTINCT CLAMOR)
What the fuck?
It was so fast, I was like, "Whoo!"
(CROWD CHEERING)
JAKE: I was elated.
So happy that he did something that gave us a moment.
(INAUDIBLE)
JUTTA: Even though he got slapped in the face,
he was so happy.
He knows that things like this get so many views
and things and it's good for the fight.
Tyson. Yeah, yeah!
YOUTUBER: Tyson slaps the shit out of him.
COMMENTATOR: Whoa, the right hand!
Think about what would happen when he closes his fist.
♪ (MUSIC CONCLUDES) ♪
JAKE: My new profile picture is Will Smith and Chris Rock.
This was my Chris Rock moment.
Fuck you, Chris Rock, you're a pussy.
But it's iconic, it's legendary.
It's tied for the most famous slap ever.
It has probably, like, two to four billion views total
by, like, tomorrow...
across all the pages.
It brought the realness to the fight,
and it made me
be like, "Damn, this guy is wanting to kill me tomorrow.
This is not a joke.
And I'm gonna have to beat his ass."
Hey, Dad, you see how crazy the slap went on social media?
Bro, like, 150, 150 million. Just on Jake's channel.
That slap probably got a couple billion impressions.
In terms of marketing a fight,
something erupting at the weigh-in,
like, the day before the fight is literally
the best thing you can ask for.
Especially, when Tyson's been so quiet.
Yo, Logan. Logan,
MVP has dedicated people
that are gonna be looking out for Prime,
if you bring Prime.
There are people that have been hired today,
and their job is "Let me look out for Prime"
so I can take it out of the venue if it's there.
Marcos told me, he goes, "If Logan has Prime,
they're removing him from the stadium."
Hey, do you think that's a little fucked up?
That if I brought my brand because I'm thirsty
that they would actually remove me
from the biggest night of my brother's life?
Here's the question.
Or is it fucked up for me to even think that?
It's actually yes to both.
Like, if somebody were-- security were to grab you,
of course I'm gonna wanna grab somebody and choke them out
and stick my thumbs in their eyes,
but I don't wanna miss the fight.
Not a fucking human on this planet
will be removing me from that venue.
FRIEND: Nah, man, we're chillin’.
Yeah, we're chillin'.
Yeah.
♪ (SOFT PENSIVE MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
JAKE: Oh, this is sick.
(LAUGHING)
JAKE: Oh yeah.
JUTTA: It's insane.
-Well, damn. Dreams come true. -JUTTA: Oh shit. Whoa!
Whoa, this looks insane, babe.
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
-It's ginormous. -(CHUCKLES)
JUTTA: When I walked in the stadium
with Jake for the first time,
it felt like I was in another dimension.
That thing hanging above the boxing ring
was so ginormous.
I've never seen something like it. Not really.
It was super impressive, and I'm very proud of him.
And I felt like he was super proud of himself as well.
So, that was nice to see.
(JAKE AND JUTTA CHUCKLE)
The ring is so far away.
I was just feeling so much gratitude.
Gratitude towards this crazy plan
that God has had for me and...
being able to fight one of the legends
on the biggest stage.
I felt like the Pauls...
were finally gonna get our moment.
(BREATHING DEEPLY)
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
JAKE: Oh, yeah. I'm great. I'm happy.
This ankle injury gave me a lot of insecurities and doubts
and mental challenges going into the fight.
On a spiritual level,
it's gonna prepare me to deal with
a lot of mental adversity.
(BREATHING DEEPLY)
GREG: Fucking pretty crazy, you know?
The fucking W's just keep coming, man.
I still think it's a simulation.
You know, I'm wondering when I'm gonna wake up.
♪ (SOFT PENSIVE MUSIC CONTINUES) ♪
Jake Paul is in the sport for four years.
We've had MVP for three years and three months.
And we're putting on the biggest event in history
in his 12th fight.
I'm not just proud, I'm, like,
astonished by what he's accomplished.
-It's my time, baby. -TRAINER: This is your time.
It's my time, it's my moment.
Thank you, God. Thank you, Mother Aya.
(YELLS)
Yes, sir!
-(GROUP CHEERING) -Whoo!
♪ (ENERGETIC HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
♪ Five, four, three, two, one ♪
-(GROUP CHEERING) -♪ Let's go! ♪
♪ First speed Keep it running, running ♪
-(OXYGEN HISSING) -♪ Don't play to keep ♪
-(ZIPPERS OPENING) -♪ Yeah, I'm coming, coming ♪
♪ Level five I'm blowing up atomic ♪
-(JAKE GRUNTS, EXHALES) -♪ Watch me ♪
♪ Watch me go supersonic ♪
-Fucking oxygen, dog. -♪ (SONG CONCLUDES) ♪
(NINA PANTING EXCITEDLY)
NINA: Where is the alcohol? (CHUCKLES)
Mom's wild night out!
-Well, look at you, rockstar! -LOGAN: These too skinny?
-Are you too skinny? -No, are these too skinny?
NINA: No.
Yeah, they're big around your waist.
It's a bad cut. Turn around.
Do you have a bigger, a smaller size?
No. What's that?
NINA: This is what we're gonna use for your pants.
LOGAN: Oh, sick!
-NINA: You think I'm stupid. -LOGAN: No, no, not at all.
NINA: You think I'm stupid.
LOGAN: No way, I think you're hot and sexy.
-NINA: How does that feel? -It feels good.
NINA: Does that feel tighter?
Fucking genius, this woman.
-Can you believe that? -I know.
That's why she's my wife.
-(CHUCKLES) I'm not your wife. -Well, whatever.
-(LAUGHING) -♪ (SOFT MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
I don't ever wanna hear you give me any shit
-about the way I dress. -Why?
You do realize you have got a 15,000-dollar outfit on
being held up with a piece of string.
-(LAUGHS) -LOGAN: Yeah bro.
I expected a little more from you.
-GREG: In what way? -KELLY: I tried.
Your outfit. Why don't you try this on?
GREG: The blue coat, maybe, yeah.
Come on, bro! Come on, bro!
Come on, bro. You just leveled up!
NINA: Obviously, it was a huge night for the family.
I had hair and makeup done. I had an outfit.
Logan was looking really fly.
Everyone was looking ten out of ten.
JUTTA:
-GREG: -LOGAN: Very.
Very fucking excited.
I've been a little worked up this whole day
trying to contain my excitement.
PRODUCER:
Oh.
Oh, that pissed me off. I think Mike really fucked up.
I went from, like, "Mm, Jake, don't hurt him too bad."
Like, "Maybe hit him with a body shot."
Now, bro, no holds barred. Fuck him up.
As like,
maybe competitive as Jake and I are
from time to time, like...
I'm the only fucking one who can pick on my brother.
Fuck that.
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
LOGAN: I'm a little on edge.
Okay. If you're on edge,
you're gonna make me more on edge.
-Why are you on edge? -It's just like, I don't know,
fucking Brody's going to war.
NINA: We need to have a Cosmo. It's Mom's night out.
PAM: Mm.
She needs a drink.
-I do. -Oh, yeah.
I think that Jutta could use a drink.
PAM: Oh, look at him.
God damn! God damn!
-Why are you playing like that? -Come on, now.
JUTTA: That's looks amazing.
-Really. -Thank you.
-JUTTA: It's so pretty. -We look fly.
-JUTTA: We're matching. -(CHUCKLES)
♪ (SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
LOGAN: How are you feeling?
I'm in the eye of the storm, so...
Yeah, no, it's insane.
I feel like the world's gonna stop for a second.
You're gonna realize why he's Mike Tyson...
♪ (EERIE MUSIC PLAYS, FADES) ♪
♪ (TENSE MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
LOGAN: ...and experience a type of fighter
that you never have before.
That no one can replicate in sparring.
That moment, you're gonna have to fall back
on your game plan. Just stick to it.
No fucking matter what.
-Yup. -LOGAN: Stick to the game plan.
You're fucking built for this shit, bro.
I'm so happy for you.
-Thank you. -Just like in awe
watching you do your thing.
-(SIRENS BLARING) -♪ (UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
LOGAN: I was so excited finally going to the fight.
-How are you feeling? -I'm good.
LOGAN: That was Nina's first night out of the house
since the baby arrived.
So she's got to make the most of it.
NINA: Mom and Dad had a wild night out.
So, I got to bring this pump with me.
I didn't know about this pumping phenomenon.
So, apparently as a mother,
you have to empty your boobs of the milk.
What happens if you don't pump?
My boobs will explode.
You hook this machine, mechanical machine,
up to your breast,
and the nipple goes in this thing, and it goes...
(IMITATES WHIRRING SUCTION)
And it just pumps your nipple until you start lactating.
(SIRENS CHIRPING)
NINA: I was sitting in the Dallas Cowboys locker room
in one of the stalls, and I was pumping.
I don't even remember whose stall I was in,
I should probably apologize.
♪ (TENSE MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
ANNOUNCER: This is Dallas, Texas. The AT&T stadium will play host
to the biggest boxing event of the year
and most likely the biggest boxing event of all time.
(GROUP CHEERING)
JAKE: My socials were going crazy leading up to the fight,
but hands down, the biggest moment was
just me and Jutta walking into the event.
-PAM: Wow. Wow. -ATTENDEE: Hi.
-PAM: You look amazing. -ATTENDEE: Beautiful.
-Congratulations. -NINA: Thank you so much.
Thank you. Appreciate that.
ANALYST 1: The atmosphere is electric. Everyone is hyped.
ANALYST 2: Anybody fighting Mike Tyson is a risk taker.
We know that this moment was gonna be special.
You're telling me, a 120 million people
are watching right now?
I cannot confirm or deny any numbers.
LOGAN: I think the fight was bigger than we all expected it to be.
Like, to look back on where Jake and I came from
and now tens of millions of people are watching,
tuning in to a pre-fight?
This was already a massive win for Jake.
You cannot prepare for the type of numbers that they got.
BARTENDER: All TV's have been-- It's been doing this all day.
JAKE: Are you guys getting, like, intel?
Is the stream down?
JUTTA: Yeah.
♪ (SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
-FRIEND: The hype is real. -The hype is real, man.
The hype is fucking real.
What do you think of that?
Man, the hype is real, man.
This was Jake's doing and all his design,
and like credit to him for that.
It's fucking stupendous. Like, the kid,
the Matrix broke that night, and that's sick.
But I think in Jake's head, it's always, "Logan's jealous,
my big brother's jealous."
If I'm "jealous,"
it gives him a little more, like,
"Yeah, I did it." (CHUCKLES)
-That's fucking crazy. -That's insane.
LOGAN: That's insane.
(CROWD CHEERING)
PAM: Look at this. Like, look at this.
This is insane.
♪ (MUSIC BUILDS SLOWLY) ♪
Let's go!
PAM:
Whoo!
-♪ (MUSIC FADES) ♪ -(CROWD CHEERING)
♪ ("IN THE AIR TONIGHT" BY PHIL COLLINS PLAYING) ♪
ANNOUNCER: Ladies and gentlemen...
the wait is over.
There is Jake.
JAKE:
♪ I can feel it coming In the air tonight ♪
-♪ Oh Lord ♪ -♪ (SINGING ALONG) ♪
Wow.
♪ And I've been waiting For this moment ♪
PAM: Oh my God!
♪ For all my life, oh Lord... ♪
PAM: Seeing my boys together in that moment,
you know, it still makes me tear up,
like, just...
He was so happy, the joy on his face.
♪ (EXCITING DRUM SOLO PLAYS) ♪
That is a forever moment.
ANNOUNCER: This is your main event of the evening.
♪ (SONG FADES) ♪
JAKE: No matter what happens next, my life, you know what,
my whole family's life could change forever.
I'm writing the Paul's name in the history books.
(BELL RINGS)
-(CROWD CHEERING) -♪ (TENSE MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
-♪ (MUSIC STOPS ABRUPTLY) ♪ -(CROWD YELLING)
-♪ (TENSE MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ -BAR-GOER 1: Oh, fuck!
BAR-GOER 2: Get it up, get it up!
BAR-GOER 3: Get this thing working.
(INDISTINCT CLAMOR)
BARTENDER: Don't hang me guys, I'm trying.
(AGITATED CHATTER)
BAR-GOER 4: Come on, Jake. Let's go!
(CROWD CHEERING)
JAKE: First round, I'm in the ring
looking at one of the greatest boxers in the history of boxing.
PAM: Go, go, go! Go in!
JAKE: We tied up in the first round.
That's where Mike Tyson starts elbowing,
hitting to the body, coming up, throwing you.
But... he wasn't fighting dirty like I thought.
He wasn't rough in the clinches.
-(BELL RINGS) -Time. Nobody punch.
-Go to your corner. -(CROWD CHEERING)
I guess I shut down his game plan.
COMMENTATOR 1: Oh! Triple left hook by Paul.
-COMMENTATOR 2: Mike's hurt. -COMMENTATOR 3: Yes, he is.
JAKE: I was ready to go blow for blow,
knockdown for knockdown with a savage killer.
And it just turned out to be, essentially, a walk in the park.
-Get in there, Jake! Get in there! -(BELL RINGS)
JAKE: So, I'm like, really beating him up,
landing a bunch of shots.
I hit him with one and he, like, wobbles back onto his heels.
-Let's go, Jake. Put him to bed. -Let's go!
JUTTA: Logan and Nina, "Put him to sleep!"
And I was like, "No." (CHUCKLES)
Babe, don't do it. Don't do it.
Please don't do it because he's gonna
get hated for it so much,
and I don't want him to go through that.
Keep your feet up. Keep your feet up.
JUTTA: I was like, "Jake has this in the bag,
and please don't overdo it."
That's what I thought.
Jake and I were definitely on the same wavelength.
Like, he could have gone way harder,
and he showed his respect.
And I loved that the most about the whole fight.
(BELL RINGS)
LOGAN: Thirty seconds, Jake!
JAKE: Yeah, things didn't go the way we expected them to go.
But I'm an entrepreneur, so during the fight,
I'm thinking, like, "Damn, this is massive."
We've set multiple records.
Biggest fight ever, most watched fight ever,
biggest global streaming event ever.
♪ (TRIUMPHANT MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
JAKE: All said and done, the entrepreneur side of me
was instantly happy.
Come on, Jake, go!
For the rest of your life, kid!
Come on, Jake, go in! Go in! Go in!
(BELL RINGING)
Let's go, baby. Let's go!
(INAUDIBLE)
♪ (MUSIC FADES) ♪
Declaring your winner by unanimous decision,
-Jake "El Gallo" Paul! -♪ (SOFT MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
It's interesting when you're talking about Jake Paul the boxer
because I think some people
would say Jake is bad for boxing,
but Jake has introduced a lot of new fans,
new viewers, new eyeballs to this sport,
giving opportunities to other boxers,
to have a bigger spotlight on them
and also make a hell of a lot more money
than they were in the past.
WADE: Yes, there are still boxers and media members
that are like, "You're never gonna get there,"
but for the most part, people do recognize
that he is a net good for the sport.
You're fucking amazing.
JOE: I wanna see what happens.
I wanna see how far he pushes. Then we'll have the truest test.
But the dude's done great things for the sport.
So, I wouldn't hold anything back on him.
Mike Tyson, it's such an honor. Let's give it up for Mike, bro.
He's a legend.
-(CROWD CHEERING) -He's the greatest to ever do it.
LOGAN: He's the GOAT.
He's the GOAT. I look up to him. I'm inspired by him.
And we wouldn't be here today without him.
This guy's always had my back.
I love him. I love his family, his coaches.
And it's just an honor to be in the ring with all of them.
I'm torn between giving my honest thoughts about the fight
and giving my thoughts that'll make Jake happy.
I fully expected my brother to knock out Mike Tyson
-because he told me he was going to. -♪ (MUSIC FADES) ♪
And in my opinion...
it didn't seem like it was that hard.
(CROWD CHEERING)
PRODUCER:
JAKE: I think I'm both, but I'm show business.
-I want the show. -♪ (SOFT MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
Hey guys, I just want to say one thing.
Tonight, Jake Paul became
the most valuable Heavyweight Champion
in the motherfucking world!
(CROWD CHEERING)
JAKE: But the fighter in me regrets a little bit.
Like, I should have just fucking knocked him out.
Like, I don't give a fuck.
But then the other side of me is like,
no, like, you did the right thing.
-It is weird. -PRODUCER: Yeah.
Yeah.
But I think it played out the right way, I guess.
-♪ (MUSIC FADES) ♪ -(CLATTERING)
LOGAN: Nothing like a little holiday fire.
-(INDISTINCT CHATTER) -♪ (GENTLE MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
JAKE: How come they don't have Thanksgiving songs?
LOGAN: What's up, GP?
PAM: For 12 years, they never came home for Thanksgiving.
Now everyone's here. And a baby.
LOGAN: Bro, I'm a fucking dad.
-PAM: You're a dad. -I am a father.
-Hosting Thanksgiving. -LOGAN: That's insane.
-PAM: How does that happen? -LOGAN: I don't know.
-Oh, come here, little baby. -LOGAN: Face her out.
GREG: I'm thankful for waking up every day
and getting along on my own two feet
under my own free will is what I'm thankful for.
I'm thankful for my boys, Nina, Esmé, Kelly.
The list goes on and on.
And I love that my boys are making
a shit ton of money and having an impact.
LOGAN: She's the star. She's the star for sure.
It'll be her show one day.
She's going to run this family probably. (CHUCKLES)
-She already is. -LOGAN: Yeah, she already is.
(LAUGHING)
What do you mean? This is Esmé's show.
This year has been a whirlwind.
I feel like when you're pregnant,
you don't really live in the now.
So, it feels like I just came back to life,
and I'm like, "Oh, my gosh. Welcome back, Nina."
And now, hopefully, you'll get back to "normal" Nina.
Right as I was saying she's gonna run this family,
she pooped in my hand.
-♪ (MUSIC CONCLUDES) ♪ -(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
Where is Jutta today?
She's in China. She has a race today.
-♪ (SOFT MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ -ANNOUNCER: Jutta Leerdam...
JUTTA: It's really hard to not be there
because I'm a part of the Paul family.
But I always go for the best of the best,
and I want that Olympic gold.
It's just like, everything or nothing.
So, I first want to get everything out of my career
before I can be with my person.
-(LIVELY CHATTER) -(BELL RINGING)
Dear God, creator of the universe,
thank you for bringing us all together today
with the families.
The table is amazing. Nina, you have outdone yourself.
You've created a beautiful baby for us all to enjoy.
You were a part of that.
Well, I was 50 percent part of that.
You were 15 seconds a part of it.
-Yep, yep. (LAUGHS) -(GROUP LAUGHS)
That's absolutely right.
Happy Thanksgiving.
First ever annual inaugural... (CHUCKLES) ...Thanksgiving.
(GROUP CHEERS)
NINA: Eat, everyone eat. There's so much food.
JAKE: I'm going first. (LAUGHS) I'm fat.
GREG: Pretty nice spread, huh?
(OVERLAPPING CHATTER)
-Hey, what's up over there? -Hey brother.
NINA: I just wanna thank all of you for being here today.
I love getting together and just appreciating
and being thankful for everything we have
because we're so fortunate and so lucky.
-(VOICE QUIVERING) Oh my God, we're so lucky. -Yeah.
Um, I don't know why I'm so emotional.
You make all my dreams come true every single day,
and I just I don't know what I would do without you,
and I just love you so, so much, and you're the best dad ever.
-Cheers! -ALL: Cheers!
Okay.
GROUP: Cheers.
NINA: The show has affected the family.
It's bringing the family together,
which is really nice to see.
Right now, it's a net positive, but, like,
let's hope it stays that way.
LOGAN: Me and Jake would have conversations
when we were younger, about celebrities
or, like, the lavish lifestyle, cars, like...
But we never thought it would actually, like, happen.
Yeah, exactly.
No matter how big we get and the crazy things we do,
it was good to just be there with family.
Being like, "We're all just fucking idiots from Ohio."
MICHAEL COLE: Springboard moonsault!
LOGAN: We both get attention abuse.
Our pizza has real cheese.
We both perform at the highest level.
ANNOUNCER: Jake Paul!
LOGAN: Shock the world.
What else is there to compete for?
Excuse me?
I get this feeling sometimes when Jake tells me big news
that is like an overwhelming feeling of just disbelief
that this has become our life.
Big congratulations to you, bro,
'cause you are doing fucking crazy things.
You're absolutely changing the game,
and I'm so happy to be your brother.
The biggest honor of my life.
I love you so much and congratulations.
-Love you, bro. -LOGAN: Love you.
-GROUP: Aw. -BOTH: Love you.
JAKE: I feel like with what happened with the Tyson fight,
Logan finally waved a white flag in our relationship.
He's never gonna beat that in anything he does.
Ever.
You're only going up and up.
Throughout the year,
I think I've just tried being a better brother.
And because of that, we've gotten a lot closer.
-I got you something. -Oh my God. Thank you, bro.
The Tyson fight showed the world how great a Paul is.
-♪ (EXCITING MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ -Jake rose the bar for the entire family.
Let's meet it.
It's all eyes on us, bro.
We're the present and we're the future.
(ALL CHEERING)
LOGAN: You do something great,
I want to do something great because of you, Jake.
So, what if I did something great, too?
♪ (MUSIC CONCLUDES) ♪
♪ (MELLOW MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
LOGAN: There are gonna be times where,
man, I'm probably gonna look like a dickhead.
Greg's gonna look like a hothead. I think--
Fuck that, dude. That's bullshit.
(LAUGHS)
PAM: And the girls are perfect.
LOGAN: We have pretty great girls
-in this family. (LAUGHS) -No. No. No.
(OVERLAPPING CHATTER)
No, I did not have pictures of my supermodel fiancée
when I was younger on the wall, but, like, definitely,
maybe, like, beat my meat to her a couple of times.
I don't know. I've always found her so pretty.
What?
NINA:
Beat my meat.
When you were in Sports Illustrated,
you were on the cover,
and you were in the Super Bowl commercial.
NINA:
I shouldn't have said the beat meat, huh?
PRODUCER: Describe your relationship.
I just had to fight off her urge to say something funny.
-No. -Okay, let's start over.
Gay! (LAUGHS)
Okay.
PRODUCER: This is usually where you yell at him.
Yeah, no. I'm not-- I'm not--
-I'm being serious. -Not saying anything is more powerful.
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
LOGAN: Have they been flirting, by the way, Pam and Greg?
I mean, Mom and Dad.
See, 'cause I'm trying to use this whole, like, show thing
to actually just get them to get married again.
Hey, guys, how you doing?
-Good. How you doing? -PAM: Doing good.
You guys enjoying this time you get to spend together?
-PAM: Yeah. -You and Dad, I mean.
-PAM: Oh, yeah. -(CHUCKLES)
-Sure we are. -Yeah, I bet you guys are.
(CHUCKLES) MTV Cribs. Welcome to my crib.
Come on in. I'm here right now with my homie Topher.
(BOTH IMITATE SQUEAKING, LAUGH)
JAKE: This is where we live in the room,
but you guys get the point, you know, you're bored by now.
You're bored, back to Logan Paul.
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
LOGAN: Made for the cameras, little lady.
You could show them all your sounds,
and you just do the interview.
Oh, God. Oh, she didn't mean all that.
LOGAN: Help!
-Oh, man, um... Oh, shit. -(CELL PHONE RINGING)
I don't know who's calling me. Oh, this is Logan.
Logan.
-LOGAN: (OVER PHONE) What's up? -I'm finishing up my interview.
What are you up to?
LOGAN: Well, I was gonna ask you how it went.
What, are you wearing, plaid?
What the-- what? Bro, what are you doing?
(LAUGHING)
What do you have on your arm?
Here, watch this, Logan.
LOGAN: Oh my God. (LAUGHS)
Look at this one.
LOGAN: Yo, you look like a BDSM cowboy.
Well, go ahead and finish up. It looks like you're having fun.
Oh, we're having a great time.
Everyone, bring it in here.
JUTTA: Welcome to the Paul family.
GREG: Here's to our life going to shit.
(GROUP LAUGHS)
"Pauls" on three. One, two, three!
ALL: Pauls!