1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 3 00:00:23,648 --> 00:00:24,482 莫莉莎! 4 00:00:30,196 --> 00:00:37,037 《反派學院》 5 00:00:59,893 --> 00:01:01,561 (五花肉吃到飽,韓式烤肉) 6 00:01:01,644 --> 00:01:05,231 小心點!妥善收好,明年還要再用 7 00:01:05,315 --> 00:01:06,274 什麼? 8 00:01:06,357 --> 00:01:10,278 你看看馴鹿魯道夫 牠拉雪橇都拉到變奇形怪狀了 9 00:01:10,361 --> 00:01:13,907 這些聖誕燈根本都不會亮了 10 00:01:13,990 --> 00:01:16,034 來,你再看看這個 11 00:01:16,117 --> 00:01:18,578 聖誕老人都掉頭髮了 12 00:01:18,661 --> 00:01:21,915 小心點啦!下個聖誕節還要拿出來擺 13 00:01:21,998 --> 00:01:25,376 到時候黏點頭髮上去 再好好清潔,就沒人會注意到了 14 00:01:25,460 --> 00:01:28,713 這是有史以來最累的聖誕季節了 15 00:01:28,797 --> 00:01:31,591 天啊,我連情人節快到了都沒發現 16 00:01:32,342 --> 00:01:36,429 聖誕節本來就是我們的旺季嘛 17 00:01:36,513 --> 00:01:40,892 這是好事啊,畢竟商場每一層樓 都有我們的競爭對手 18 00:01:40,975 --> 00:01:42,644 我們應該心存感激 19 00:01:42,727 --> 00:01:43,686 薇琪! 20 00:01:44,187 --> 00:01:45,313 -是? -吉吉! 21 00:01:45,396 --> 00:01:47,690 沒看到都幾點了嗎? 再幾分鐘就要營業了 22 00:01:47,774 --> 00:01:51,569 快把聖誕節裝飾換成情人節布置 23 00:01:51,653 --> 00:01:55,657 你的動作太慢了,照這樣下去 要搞到復活節才布置得完! 24 00:01:55,740 --> 00:01:56,574 是,經理 25 00:01:56,658 --> 00:01:57,659 速度加倍! 26 00:01:57,742 --> 00:02:01,246 開始營業之前,我要迅速宣布一件事 27 00:02:01,830 --> 00:02:03,123 經理,是什麼事? 28 00:02:03,206 --> 00:02:06,000 我很高興地宣布本週末 29 00:02:06,084 --> 00:02:07,627 雖然已經晚了點 30 00:02:07,710 --> 00:02:11,339 但我們要辦員工聖誕派對! 31 00:02:12,257 --> 00:02:13,424 拍手啊! 32 00:02:15,176 --> 00:02:16,094 很好! 33 00:02:17,011 --> 00:02:21,057 我們終於可以在四旬期前幾週 34 00:02:21,141 --> 00:02:23,643 慶祝耶穌誕生了 35 00:02:23,726 --> 00:02:25,728 小聲點,他可能會聽見! 36 00:02:25,812 --> 00:02:27,438 是的,吉吉,你剛才說什麼? 37 00:02:27,522 --> 00:02:28,356 沒事,經理 38 00:02:28,439 --> 00:02:33,361 對了,你負責主辦聖誕派對 39 00:02:33,444 --> 00:02:34,487 知道嗎? 40 00:02:34,571 --> 00:02:36,614 沒問題,經理,我接受挑戰 41 00:02:36,698 --> 00:02:37,907 拍手啊! 42 00:02:40,201 --> 00:02:43,872 對了,這會是百樂餐派對喔 43 00:02:43,955 --> 00:02:45,748 -公司可省事了呢 -靠! 44 00:02:45,832 --> 00:02:47,375 -百樂餐,真的假的啦? -喂! 45 00:02:47,458 --> 00:02:49,127 快拍手! 46 00:02:51,337 --> 00:02:52,172 很好! 47 00:02:53,631 --> 00:02:54,966 (營業中) 48 00:02:56,092 --> 00:02:59,137 (情人節促銷) 49 00:02:59,220 --> 00:03:00,221 吉吉! 50 00:03:00,722 --> 00:03:05,143 我們人手不足 你等一下去幫忙服務生 51 00:03:05,226 --> 00:03:07,770 我應該要在前台接待客人的 這樣誰要來替代我? 52 00:03:08,354 --> 00:03:09,480 你不能一人當兩人用? 53 00:03:10,982 --> 00:03:12,233 -可以! -看吧? 54 00:03:12,734 --> 00:03:17,572 經理,也許你該考慮 我在報告中提的建議了 55 00:03:17,655 --> 00:03:19,866 -我們需要更多人手… -吉吉! 56 00:03:20,491 --> 00:03:22,785 我們每個月都有營收目標 57 00:03:22,869 --> 00:03:24,495 雇用更多人的話 58 00:03:24,579 --> 00:03:27,415 就達不到利潤目標了 59 00:03:27,498 --> 00:03:30,168 你身為副理 60 00:03:30,668 --> 00:03:33,296 應該最明白這一點才對 61 00:03:33,379 --> 00:03:34,214 沒錯,經理 62 00:03:34,297 --> 00:03:36,507 我已經做了預測計算 看起來似乎沒問題… 63 00:03:36,591 --> 00:03:38,092 歡迎光臨! 64 00:03:39,802 --> 00:03:41,971 -請進! -顧客至上! 65 00:03:48,603 --> 00:03:51,022 您好!歡迎來到五花肉吃到飽 66 00:03:51,105 --> 00:03:51,981 三位用餐嗎? 67 00:03:53,399 --> 00:03:55,401 您好!歡迎 68 00:03:55,485 --> 00:03:57,070 -兩位用餐嗎? -對,麻煩了 69 00:03:57,153 --> 00:03:58,738 歡迎光臨! 70 00:04:00,698 --> 00:04:02,492 顧客至上! 71 00:04:04,160 --> 00:04:05,912 -吉吉! -是,經理? 72 00:04:06,496 --> 00:04:08,915 -11桌,收拾桌子! -11桌嗎?好 73 00:04:08,998 --> 00:04:10,208 我馬上回來 74 00:04:10,291 --> 00:04:12,418 謝謝! 75 00:04:13,711 --> 00:04:15,004 謝謝! 76 00:04:20,426 --> 00:04:21,261 吉吉 77 00:04:21,761 --> 00:04:22,887 -經理? -嘿 78 00:04:22,971 --> 00:04:26,891 明天我要看到派對流程表 79 00:04:26,975 --> 00:04:28,810 百樂餐的部分 80 00:04:28,893 --> 00:04:30,770 我要知道每個人會帶什麼來 81 00:04:30,853 --> 00:04:32,522 -好 -最後還有一件事 82 00:04:33,189 --> 00:04:38,236 裝飾可以多弄點愛心跟邱比特嗎? 現在幾乎看不到耶 83 00:04:38,319 --> 00:04:39,153 拿去 84 00:04:39,737 --> 00:04:42,115 我明天早上可以看到嗎? 85 00:04:42,198 --> 00:04:45,159 更多邱比特,更多愛心 86 00:04:45,243 --> 00:04:48,371 這樣才熱情四射嘛!多加一點 87 00:04:48,454 --> 00:04:49,539 鑰匙給你 88 00:04:50,081 --> 00:04:53,209 今晚交給你關店了 89 00:04:53,960 --> 00:04:54,794 晚安 90 00:04:57,088 --> 00:04:58,506 喂,該走了 91 00:05:12,770 --> 00:05:13,688 女士,路上小心 92 00:05:16,691 --> 00:05:17,525 寶貝 93 00:05:18,693 --> 00:05:20,403 寶貝,你怎麼搞這麼久? 94 00:05:20,987 --> 00:05:22,864 金戈又交待事情給我做了 95 00:05:22,947 --> 00:05:25,116 待會再跟你說,我快餓死了 96 00:05:25,199 --> 00:05:27,076 你經理真的很愛刁難下屬 97 00:05:27,160 --> 00:05:28,494 他每次都這樣 98 00:05:30,330 --> 00:05:31,998 好香喔,你清潔過嗎? 99 00:05:32,081 --> 00:05:34,292 什麼?很香嗎? 100 00:05:34,959 --> 00:05:37,337 不像你,寶貝,你渾身辛奇味! 101 00:05:37,420 --> 00:05:39,172 討厭耶,走吧! 102 00:05:40,840 --> 00:05:42,008 等一下 103 00:05:54,020 --> 00:05:54,854 好 104 00:05:54,937 --> 00:05:56,939 (牛肉湯、糖醋豬、牛肚粥、湯麵) 105 00:05:57,023 --> 00:05:57,940 好了 106 00:05:59,776 --> 00:06:02,487 (蘇特牛肉湯牛肚粥小吃攤) 107 00:06:05,990 --> 00:06:08,493 寶貝,在播我們的歌耶,你記得嗎? 108 00:06:10,745 --> 00:06:12,580 這首歌已經推出七年了 109 00:06:13,331 --> 00:06:15,375 我們也在一起七年了 110 00:06:21,255 --> 00:06:22,090 寶貝 111 00:06:22,799 --> 00:06:25,510 你還記得高中的尼諾和莉亞嗎? 112 00:06:26,010 --> 00:06:27,387 記得,他們死了嗎? 113 00:06:28,096 --> 00:06:29,180 你很有病耶 114 00:06:29,263 --> 00:06:31,474 他們結婚了,你看 115 00:06:32,892 --> 00:06:34,727 他們真的是天生一對 116 00:06:35,937 --> 00:06:39,690 哇,那你記得布克諾伊和叮噹嗎? 117 00:06:40,483 --> 00:06:41,818 他們也結婚了? 118 00:06:41,901 --> 00:06:43,236 不是,他們死了 119 00:06:43,820 --> 00:06:45,321 你是說真的嗎? 120 00:06:45,405 --> 00:06:48,199 開玩笑的啦!你太認真了吧 121 00:06:49,117 --> 00:06:50,618 他們訂婚了 122 00:06:50,701 --> 00:06:52,245 沒想到吧? 123 00:06:54,247 --> 00:06:57,333 寶貝,我好像知道這是怎樣了 124 00:06:58,251 --> 00:07:00,169 哪樣?我又沒說什麼 125 00:07:01,504 --> 00:07:04,257 我不是說過我要先存錢嗎? 126 00:07:05,299 --> 00:07:07,552 等我升上資深會計師後 127 00:07:08,386 --> 00:07:10,555 上傳令人驚訝的貼文就會是你了 128 00:07:10,638 --> 00:07:11,681 我只是還在存錢 129 00:07:22,400 --> 00:07:23,484 到了 130 00:07:24,694 --> 00:07:25,820 你下去吧 131 00:07:29,365 --> 00:07:30,241 寶貝? 132 00:07:31,617 --> 00:07:33,828 我明天要加班 133 00:07:33,911 --> 00:07:35,746 我們要在辦公室進行審計 134 00:07:35,830 --> 00:07:37,498 不去接你下班可以嗎? 135 00:07:37,582 --> 00:07:38,916 -喔 -對不起 136 00:07:39,459 --> 00:07:40,334 沒關係 137 00:07:40,835 --> 00:07:43,880 反正通勤多浪費 我人生的三小時又怎樣呢? 138 00:07:43,963 --> 00:07:46,924 寶貝,對不起,我只是… 139 00:07:47,008 --> 00:07:49,385 我是故意裝傻鬧你的啦,放心吧 140 00:07:49,927 --> 00:07:51,220 -快回去 -傻丫頭 141 00:07:51,304 --> 00:07:53,139 -路上小心 -沒關係吧?好 142 00:07:54,140 --> 00:07:55,475 -晚安 -晚安 143 00:07:56,058 --> 00:07:56,893 我愛你 144 00:07:57,518 --> 00:07:58,352 寶貝 145 00:07:58,436 --> 00:07:59,604 -嗯? -我愛你 146 00:08:00,813 --> 00:08:01,814 愛你喔 147 00:08:03,191 --> 00:08:04,025 再見 148 00:08:13,409 --> 00:08:14,535 -姊姊 -姊姊! 149 00:08:15,119 --> 00:08:17,205 姊姊,你有收到我的簡訊嗎? 150 00:08:17,788 --> 00:08:19,707 有,關於你學費餘額的嘛? 151 00:08:19,790 --> 00:08:23,377 對,教務處那邊寄通知信給我了 152 00:08:23,461 --> 00:08:25,213 我回覆你了,你沒收到嗎? 153 00:08:25,713 --> 00:08:27,381 我叫你去問媽媽 154 00:08:27,465 --> 00:08:29,383 爸爸上週有匯錢吧? 155 00:08:29,467 --> 00:08:31,385 媽媽叫我問你 156 00:08:32,762 --> 00:08:35,515 -媽媽在哪裡? -她在房間裡拍影片 157 00:08:35,598 --> 00:08:38,726 哈囉…! 158 00:08:38,809 --> 00:08:41,229 來吧,購物車姊妹們! 159 00:08:41,312 --> 00:08:43,856 我們來開箱吧! 160 00:08:44,774 --> 00:08:48,653 看看我的包包多漂亮! 161 00:08:48,736 --> 00:08:51,239 送貨速度真的超級快! 162 00:08:51,322 --> 00:08:52,573 你們看,好漂亮 163 00:08:52,657 --> 00:08:54,075 我愛死了啦! 164 00:08:54,158 --> 00:08:55,034 好美! 165 00:08:55,117 --> 00:08:56,202 我跟你們說 166 00:08:56,285 --> 00:08:59,705 這剛好超配我明天的穿搭! 167 00:08:59,789 --> 00:09:01,582 敬請期待!掰! 168 00:09:04,627 --> 00:09:06,671 乖女兒,你來啦 169 00:09:06,754 --> 00:09:10,049 快看看我新買的包 170 00:09:10,132 --> 00:09:12,009 看到車工了嗎?無懈可擊 171 00:09:12,093 --> 00:09:15,096 你聞聞,沒有臭味吧? 172 00:09:15,638 --> 00:09:17,390 看起來不像是A貨山寨包 173 00:09:17,473 --> 00:09:20,142 沒錯,比較像是B貨 174 00:09:20,226 --> 00:09:22,812 -或是C貨 -你很挑耶 175 00:09:22,895 --> 00:09:24,939 你看看裡面的標籤 176 00:09:25,022 --> 00:09:26,440 巴黎釋迦? 177 00:09:26,524 --> 00:09:28,025 怎麼變水果了?是「世家」! 178 00:09:28,109 --> 00:09:30,987 又沒關係,反正沒人會注意到! 179 00:09:31,070 --> 00:09:32,238 你很嚴格耶 180 00:09:32,905 --> 00:09:34,115 你看你的鞋子 181 00:09:34,657 --> 00:09:36,617 吉米周變成吉米喬了 182 00:09:38,744 --> 00:09:40,079 這個怎麼樣呢? 183 00:09:40,580 --> 00:09:44,041 這支錶應該要是寶格麗的 結果變成寶克莉 184 00:09:44,125 --> 00:09:46,085 別管那些啦! 185 00:09:46,168 --> 00:09:48,379 反正這些都是「先買後付」的產品 186 00:09:49,046 --> 00:09:51,716 媽咪,坎蒂怎麼又跟我拿錢了? 187 00:09:52,883 --> 00:09:54,927 那件事啊,乖女兒 188 00:09:55,553 --> 00:09:58,556 你可以先墊錢嗎?我之後再還你 189 00:09:59,056 --> 00:10:01,183 爸爸不是才剛匯錢回來嗎? 190 00:10:01,267 --> 00:10:02,268 我來傳訊息給他 191 00:10:02,351 --> 00:10:04,478 乖女兒!別傳了 192 00:10:04,979 --> 00:10:08,691 你爸在巴林過得很好,別害他擔心嘛 193 00:10:10,526 --> 00:10:13,362 (本店今晚因舉辦員工聖誕派對 將在八點提早打烊) 194 00:10:13,446 --> 00:10:16,198 (聖誕快樂和新年快樂) 195 00:10:16,282 --> 00:10:17,116 快看哪! 196 00:10:17,658 --> 00:10:20,161 這是大獎嗎?太讚了吧! 197 00:10:21,203 --> 00:10:23,998 哇!看來有贊助商出手很大方喔 198 00:10:24,081 --> 00:10:25,416 這是誰送來的? 199 00:10:25,499 --> 00:10:28,210 -上面沒說,經理 -那快搬進店裡吧! 200 00:10:28,294 --> 00:10:29,587 -好的 -快! 201 00:10:31,213 --> 00:10:32,048 小心點 202 00:10:32,715 --> 00:10:34,467 -好重 -慢慢來 203 00:10:48,731 --> 00:10:49,649 薇琪! 204 00:10:50,399 --> 00:10:51,525 拍手啊! 205 00:10:51,609 --> 00:10:56,447 你獲得了贊助商提供的一年份辛奇! 206 00:10:56,530 --> 00:10:59,450 來自高東海食品工業! 207 00:11:00,868 --> 00:11:03,329 謝謝,經理,遲來的聖誕快樂 208 00:11:03,412 --> 00:11:07,083 這獎品跟你是絕配,你們都酸溜溜的 209 00:11:07,166 --> 00:11:09,669 現在要揭曉大獎了! 210 00:11:09,752 --> 00:11:11,337 快拿下來,麻煩了 211 00:11:12,004 --> 00:11:16,175 這還有待確認是哪個贊助商送的 212 00:11:16,759 --> 00:11:19,053 -我猜一定是洗衣機 -不對,是床墊! 213 00:11:19,136 --> 00:11:21,889 -不是,只是日曆啦 -來吧! 214 00:11:21,972 --> 00:11:24,850 我們的大獎得主是… 215 00:11:29,438 --> 00:11:31,774 -吉吉,你贏得大獎了 -恭喜你! 216 00:11:33,234 --> 00:11:35,986 -吉副理,你好幸運! -哇,你有一台電視了耶! 217 00:11:36,570 --> 00:11:38,072 恭喜你,吉! 218 00:11:38,155 --> 00:11:40,449 謝謝,遲來的新年快樂,經理 219 00:11:40,533 --> 00:11:43,035 快拆禮物吧,有可能是床墊 220 00:11:47,415 --> 00:11:49,208 -喔! -哇! 221 00:11:49,917 --> 00:11:51,627 -哇! -真的是電視 222 00:11:52,920 --> 00:11:54,839 吉吉姐,恭喜你! 223 00:11:54,922 --> 00:11:58,467 吉吉姐,你不喜歡的話就給我吧 224 00:11:58,551 --> 00:12:01,011 接下來20年的每次發薪日 我再分期付款給你 225 00:12:01,095 --> 00:12:02,430 想得美! 226 00:12:02,513 --> 00:12:05,599 好嘛,我們交換禮物 227 00:12:05,683 --> 00:12:07,560 辛奇給你嘛 228 00:12:07,643 --> 00:12:09,353 -我們拍張照吧 -好 229 00:12:09,437 --> 00:12:12,273 看這裡,一、二、三 230 00:12:12,356 --> 00:12:13,274 再一張 231 00:12:13,357 --> 00:12:17,778 (反視界,化身最優主角) 232 00:12:17,862 --> 00:12:18,946 寶貝,這也太大了吧 233 00:12:19,572 --> 00:12:21,490 我的摩托車哪載得下? 234 00:12:21,991 --> 00:12:23,492 我們會有辦法的 235 00:12:23,576 --> 00:12:24,577 「會有辦法」? 236 00:12:27,455 --> 00:12:28,956 這很適合放在… 237 00:12:30,374 --> 00:12:31,417 我的獨立套房 238 00:12:32,001 --> 00:12:34,754 拜託,我很少這麼好運耶 239 00:12:34,837 --> 00:12:36,380 但這不是給我們的嗎? 240 00:12:37,465 --> 00:12:39,967 我們現在可以 看網飛追劇兼放鬆了,對吧? 241 00:12:40,468 --> 00:12:42,052 你很愛胡說八道耶 242 00:12:42,136 --> 00:12:43,554 -走吧 -拜託嘛 243 00:12:44,764 --> 00:12:46,432 這真的好香 244 00:12:46,515 --> 00:12:47,767 寶貝,我們走吧 245 00:12:48,267 --> 00:12:50,644 你把電視放在腿上 然後抱緊,知道嗎? 246 00:12:51,145 --> 00:12:53,522 要拿好喔,快點,我們走 247 00:13:33,854 --> 00:13:35,856 (反視界,化身最優主角) 248 00:13:37,691 --> 00:13:38,818 (惘啡) 249 00:13:44,949 --> 00:13:45,991 (免費註冊) 250 00:13:48,118 --> 00:13:49,328 (使用者資料) 251 00:13:50,287 --> 00:13:52,790 (姓名:吉吉帕斯夸 電郵:Gigigirl@hayaha.com) 252 00:13:52,873 --> 00:13:53,791 (確認) 253 00:13:55,000 --> 00:13:55,918 嗨,吉吉 254 00:13:56,001 --> 00:13:58,212 為了量身打造您的觀賞體驗 255 00:13:58,295 --> 00:14:00,798 請回答以下問題 256 00:14:01,298 --> 00:14:02,424 請挑選一個 257 00:14:02,925 --> 00:14:04,552 蝙蝠俠還是小丑? 258 00:14:04,635 --> 00:14:05,678 蝙蝠俠 259 00:14:05,761 --> 00:14:07,388 瑪拉還是克拉拉? 260 00:14:07,471 --> 00:14:08,931 當然是瑪拉 261 00:14:09,014 --> 00:14:11,392 莎拉還是明晴老師? 262 00:14:11,475 --> 00:14:12,309 莎拉 263 00:14:12,393 --> 00:14:14,228 金剛還是哥斯拉? 264 00:14:15,563 --> 00:14:16,605 應該是金剛吧 265 00:14:16,689 --> 00:14:19,358 猶大、巴拉巴還是赫斯塔斯? 266 00:14:19,942 --> 00:14:20,860 赫斯塔斯 267 00:14:21,569 --> 00:14:24,029 滿意自己的生活嗎?滿意或不滿意? 268 00:14:27,867 --> 00:14:30,202 不回答就是不滿意 269 00:14:30,703 --> 00:14:32,288 慢著,我還在想耶 270 00:14:38,919 --> 00:14:40,337 《受壓迫者法則》 271 00:14:40,838 --> 00:14:42,631 《受壓迫者法則》精彩片段 272 00:14:42,715 --> 00:14:44,884 《受壓迫者法則》刪除片段 273 00:14:44,967 --> 00:14:46,552 《受壓迫者法則》短片 274 00:14:46,635 --> 00:14:49,013 怎麼都是《受壓迫者法則》 沒別的片了嗎? 275 00:14:49,096 --> 00:14:50,556 (《受壓迫者法則》,播放) 276 00:14:57,354 --> 00:15:03,986 受壓迫者法則 277 00:15:04,069 --> 00:15:07,948 我的命運 278 00:15:08,532 --> 00:15:11,952 是否誕生於土壤之中 279 00:15:12,036 --> 00:15:14,830 改變永遠不會到來 280 00:15:14,914 --> 00:15:19,376 受壓迫者法則 281 00:15:19,460 --> 00:15:23,088 如此沉重的負擔 282 00:15:23,172 --> 00:15:28,802 難道這就是我此生所能盼望的? 283 00:15:29,345 --> 00:15:32,765 《受壓迫者法則》 284 00:15:32,848 --> 00:15:34,475 這些人是誰啊? 285 00:15:34,558 --> 00:15:37,186 怎麼裡面的演員都不紅? 286 00:15:37,269 --> 00:15:42,816 受壓迫者法則… 287 00:15:47,696 --> 00:15:48,739 爸爸! 288 00:15:50,074 --> 00:15:51,492 -蜜莉妮莎! -爸爸! 289 00:15:51,575 --> 00:15:52,409 寶貝女兒 290 00:15:53,160 --> 00:15:54,203 我好想你,爸爸! 291 00:15:54,286 --> 00:15:57,706 你平安歸來我們的超級大莊園 我實在太開心了 292 00:15:58,874 --> 00:16:01,710 你的馬匹也都很想你 293 00:16:02,211 --> 00:16:04,838 牠們在馬廄裡哭了好幾週呢 294 00:16:06,507 --> 00:16:10,344 對了,我是和快要成為你繼母的人 一起回家的 295 00:16:13,055 --> 00:16:14,223 這位是莫莉莎 296 00:16:15,015 --> 00:16:17,768 還有你的新繼妹 297 00:16:20,187 --> 00:16:21,271 這是米米 298 00:16:23,482 --> 00:16:27,528 你們好,歡迎來到我們的超級大莊園 299 00:16:29,154 --> 00:16:31,073 是我的馬! 300 00:16:31,573 --> 00:16:34,660 莫莉莎、米米,我先失陪了 301 00:16:34,743 --> 00:16:36,954 -好 -我去馬廄了 302 00:16:37,579 --> 00:16:41,750 我暫時讓你們三人獨處 這樣你們可以好好認識彼此 303 00:16:42,501 --> 00:16:43,919 你快去吧,老爸! 304 00:16:51,135 --> 00:16:52,469 你就是蜜莉妮莎啊 305 00:16:56,849 --> 00:16:58,017 你為什麼打我巴… 306 00:17:01,603 --> 00:17:03,022 我哪裡惹到你了? 307 00:17:03,105 --> 00:17:03,981 沒有啊 308 00:17:04,064 --> 00:17:07,609 我只是希望在你的臉頰和腦中 留下這一刻的印記 309 00:17:07,693 --> 00:17:09,069 因為從現在開始 310 00:17:09,153 --> 00:17:13,282 我們會以女王的身分 統治阿努爾福的超級大莊園 311 00:17:13,365 --> 00:17:14,783 聽懂了嗎? 312 00:17:15,284 --> 00:17:16,118 聽懂了 313 00:17:16,201 --> 00:17:18,579 如果你敢跟你父親告狀 314 00:17:18,662 --> 00:17:21,957 那可就不是打你一巴掌那麼簡單了 聽清楚了沒? 315 00:17:22,458 --> 00:17:23,292 一清二楚 316 00:17:25,961 --> 00:17:28,922 這一巴掌又為了什麼?我什麼也沒做 317 00:17:29,006 --> 00:17:30,382 我就是想打你一巴掌 318 00:17:30,466 --> 00:17:32,551 再說了,3是我最喜歡的數字 319 00:17:32,634 --> 00:17:35,304 不是4、5或46,你該感到慶幸了 320 00:17:35,387 --> 00:17:38,807 總之…米米,我的狐狸精女兒 321 00:17:38,891 --> 00:17:41,602 我們進入這個超級大莊園 322 00:17:41,685 --> 00:17:45,022 找些僕人來欺負吧? 323 00:17:47,775 --> 00:17:49,234 走吧,媽媽! 324 00:17:52,029 --> 00:17:56,617 蜜莉妮莎,我就多此一舉 給你一個非常寶貴的建議吧 325 00:17:56,700 --> 00:17:57,743 是什麼呢? 326 00:17:57,826 --> 00:17:59,870 別擋我的路! 327 00:18:13,675 --> 00:18:16,929 天啊,真的沒有其他劇可以看嗎? 328 00:18:25,521 --> 00:18:26,772 你一定是阿納多 329 00:18:26,855 --> 00:18:28,190 沒錯,我就是 330 00:18:28,273 --> 00:18:31,944 幸好有一個帥哥,這下我不睏了 331 00:18:32,027 --> 00:18:33,904 -阿納多? -蜜莉妮莎! 332 00:18:35,114 --> 00:18:38,867 我是來送你這些 剛摘下來的新鮮野花 333 00:18:38,951 --> 00:18:40,661 是我祖母花園裡的 334 00:18:41,161 --> 00:18:41,995 蜜莉妮莎! 335 00:18:42,913 --> 00:18:49,086 你的今日待辦事項清單超級無敵長! 336 00:18:49,711 --> 00:18:51,839 從清潔屋頂排水槽開始 337 00:18:51,922 --> 00:18:57,094 接著清洗和熨燙各房間裡 厚重的天鵝絨遮光窗簾 338 00:18:57,177 --> 00:18:59,972 再幫馬廄裡的馬洗澡 339 00:19:00,055 --> 00:19:02,850 給牠們世界級的美甲和修腳服務 340 00:19:02,933 --> 00:19:03,851 聽懂了嗎? 341 00:19:03,934 --> 00:19:06,145 呃,懂了? 342 00:19:06,228 --> 00:19:08,188 那你還在等什麼?快去! 343 00:19:09,106 --> 00:19:11,275 蜜莉妮莎為什麼要做那些事? 344 00:19:11,358 --> 00:19:14,862 這座超級大豪宅裡明明有很多僕人 345 00:19:15,821 --> 00:19:17,030 我喜歡帥哥 346 00:19:17,531 --> 00:19:20,409 但我討厭愛管閒事的男人! 347 00:19:20,909 --> 00:19:21,785 你是誰? 348 00:19:21,869 --> 00:19:23,203 我是阿納多 349 00:19:23,287 --> 00:19:30,002 坐擁鎮上另一頭的超級大莊園的 奧琳夫人的唯一孫子啊? 350 00:19:30,085 --> 00:19:31,170 正是在下 351 00:19:32,254 --> 00:19:33,088 阿納多 352 00:19:33,672 --> 00:19:37,467 你更適合我的狐狸精女兒米米 353 00:19:37,551 --> 00:19:41,221 她年輕、活蹦亂跳又精力充沛! 354 00:19:41,305 --> 00:19:42,723 讓他見識你的魅力 355 00:20:00,240 --> 00:20:01,909 女兒太棒了! 356 00:20:03,952 --> 00:20:05,287 蜜莉妮莎! 357 00:20:05,370 --> 00:20:06,580 小姐? 358 00:20:06,663 --> 00:20:09,583 你對我的昂貴名牌禮服做了什麼? 359 00:20:09,666 --> 00:20:11,668 抱歉,那是意外 360 00:20:11,752 --> 00:20:13,462 我不是故意用熨斗燙壞衣服的 361 00:20:14,129 --> 00:20:15,172 媽媽! 362 00:20:15,255 --> 00:20:18,800 你看她對我的昂貴名牌禮服幹的好事 363 00:20:18,884 --> 00:20:20,135 賤女人! 364 00:20:20,636 --> 00:20:23,430 你不知道這件名牌禮服有多昂貴嗎? 365 00:20:23,513 --> 00:20:25,515 比你的名聲還珍貴! 366 00:20:26,058 --> 00:20:27,517 作為懲罰 367 00:20:27,601 --> 00:20:32,147 你要待在裡面 直到把廁所清乾淨為止! 368 00:20:32,648 --> 00:20:34,566 夫人,我真的不是故意的 369 00:20:34,650 --> 00:20:38,153 我保證會好好練習熨燙技巧! 370 00:20:38,237 --> 00:20:39,279 「技巧」? 371 00:20:39,363 --> 00:20:41,490 -不!你活該! -夫人! 372 00:20:42,741 --> 00:20:43,825 給我好好待著! 373 00:20:46,411 --> 00:20:48,997 夫人! 374 00:20:54,920 --> 00:21:01,718 受壓迫者法則 375 00:21:08,433 --> 00:21:11,061 吉,那就這樣了,有緣再見 376 00:21:11,561 --> 00:21:15,065 一旦餐廳業績有起色 我一定先通知你們 377 00:21:15,816 --> 00:21:17,609 謝謝你,吉,你真善良 378 00:21:19,695 --> 00:21:21,238 -再見,吉 -再見 379 00:21:26,326 --> 00:21:29,538 經理,你真的執意要開除他們嗎? 380 00:21:29,621 --> 00:21:32,708 我不知道還有什麼辦法 可以降低成本了 381 00:21:32,791 --> 00:21:34,960 但我們本來就人手不足了 382 00:21:35,043 --> 00:21:38,005 所以我認為你現在應該身兼兩職 383 00:21:38,088 --> 00:21:40,173 尖峰時段你要充當服務生 384 00:21:40,257 --> 00:21:41,842 經理,等一下 385 00:21:42,342 --> 00:21:45,095 我是來當副理的 386 00:21:45,178 --> 00:21:46,430 不是我要自誇 387 00:21:46,513 --> 00:21:49,433 但我有餐旅管理學位 而且以優異成績畢業 388 00:21:49,516 --> 00:21:51,184 我不是來當服務生的 389 00:21:51,268 --> 00:21:54,938 你有學位或畢業成績優異又怎樣? 390 00:21:55,564 --> 00:21:57,566 你又不在乎餐廳生意 391 00:21:57,649 --> 00:22:00,527 -不是這樣的 -你只替自己著想! 392 00:22:00,610 --> 00:22:03,697 你什麼都不知道,你無權做決定 393 00:22:03,780 --> 00:22:07,034 想成為經理,你還得吃一大堆辛奇! 394 00:22:07,617 --> 00:22:08,452 但是,經理… 395 00:22:15,959 --> 00:22:16,835 貝蒂! 396 00:22:17,461 --> 00:22:18,295 叩叩叩! 397 00:22:18,879 --> 00:22:21,465 太誇張了,她連門都不開! 398 00:22:22,966 --> 00:22:24,885 你們是誰?有什麼事嗎? 399 00:22:24,968 --> 00:22:27,137 你是貝蒂的女兒嗎? 400 00:22:27,637 --> 00:22:28,597 怎麼了嗎? 401 00:22:28,680 --> 00:22:32,517 我們敲門敲很久了,但沒人來開門 402 00:22:32,601 --> 00:22:36,104 麻煩轉告貝蒂 這只是善意提醒,好嗎? 403 00:22:36,646 --> 00:22:38,648 她錢拖太久不還了 404 00:22:38,732 --> 00:22:43,028 有辦法在社群媒體上炫耀 405 00:22:43,820 --> 00:22:46,448 她就應該準時還錢才對 406 00:22:46,531 --> 00:22:47,949 可以轉告她嗎? 407 00:22:49,201 --> 00:22:50,243 我們走 408 00:22:57,334 --> 00:22:58,168 媽咪? 409 00:22:58,794 --> 00:22:59,628 媽咪 410 00:23:00,253 --> 00:23:02,172 他們走了嗎?是不是? 411 00:23:04,007 --> 00:23:05,425 他們是誰? 412 00:23:07,094 --> 00:23:09,554 他們是來討債的 413 00:23:10,180 --> 00:23:12,140 有幾期錢我忘了還 414 00:23:12,766 --> 00:23:14,393 你欠債多久了? 415 00:23:16,645 --> 00:23:18,939 我不記得了,可能是… 416 00:23:19,815 --> 00:23:20,690 一年吧? 417 00:23:22,776 --> 00:23:24,027 我要打給爸爸 418 00:23:24,111 --> 00:23:25,278 寶貝,別打! 419 00:23:26,530 --> 00:23:28,281 別打給你爸! 420 00:23:29,574 --> 00:23:32,327 我會想辦法解決的 421 00:23:32,869 --> 00:23:36,289 拜託別打給你爸,什麼都別告訴他 422 00:23:36,790 --> 00:23:37,624 拜託嘛? 423 00:23:39,126 --> 00:23:40,293 好吧 424 00:23:40,377 --> 00:23:42,254 好,別難過 425 00:23:42,337 --> 00:23:43,713 謝謝,乖女兒 426 00:23:45,090 --> 00:23:46,258 你真好 427 00:23:51,263 --> 00:23:52,764 -對不起 -搞什麼啊? 428 00:23:52,848 --> 00:23:54,015 糟糕 429 00:23:54,099 --> 00:23:55,642 -吉吉! -來,我來幫忙! 430 00:23:55,725 --> 00:23:57,769 你搞得一團亂,食物都浪費了! 431 00:23:58,270 --> 00:23:59,646 從你薪水裡扣! 432 00:24:00,689 --> 00:24:03,525 -我是不小心的,經理,對不起 -快,收拾乾淨! 433 00:24:03,608 --> 00:24:05,735 亂七八糟的可能會害客人滑倒 434 00:24:06,319 --> 00:24:07,571 我會收拾的,經理 435 00:24:08,321 --> 00:24:11,450 吉吉副理比較適合在前台招待客人 436 00:24:11,533 --> 00:24:14,411 她是副理,不是服務生 437 00:24:14,494 --> 00:24:18,331 我需要的是拖把,不是你的意見 快去拿過來! 438 00:24:18,415 --> 00:24:19,416 抱歉,經理 439 00:24:20,292 --> 00:24:21,126 喂 440 00:24:22,752 --> 00:24:24,838 你最好振作一點 441 00:24:26,756 --> 00:24:27,757 真笨 442 00:24:28,550 --> 00:24:30,594 18桌,快點! 443 00:24:35,348 --> 00:24:36,266 好蠢! 444 00:24:55,368 --> 00:24:57,829 -姊姊 -外面怎麼這麼臭? 445 00:24:57,913 --> 00:25:01,082 這應該讓媽媽來解釋 446 00:25:01,166 --> 00:25:02,626 為什麼?出什麼事了? 447 00:25:02,709 --> 00:25:05,629 稍早有快遞員來 448 00:25:05,712 --> 00:25:08,965 我出去拿包裹 449 00:25:09,049 --> 00:25:12,010 但我看到快遞員嚇了一跳 450 00:25:12,093 --> 00:25:15,138 他是之前在外面徘徊的 其中一位討債人 451 00:25:15,222 --> 00:25:18,600 他們不僅對我說了很難聽的話 452 00:25:18,683 --> 00:25:21,811 還朝我跟房子扔臭雞蛋! 453 00:25:22,354 --> 00:25:24,356 你怎麼不呈報這件事? 454 00:25:24,439 --> 00:25:27,108 我不想把事情鬧大嘛 455 00:25:28,693 --> 00:25:29,528 乖女兒 456 00:25:30,028 --> 00:25:32,531 你可以幫幫媽咪嗎? 457 00:25:33,448 --> 00:25:34,282 為什麼是我? 458 00:25:35,408 --> 00:25:36,660 你幹嘛不打給爸爸? 459 00:25:37,953 --> 00:25:39,246 親愛的,不行打給他! 460 00:25:39,746 --> 00:25:42,082 不能讓他知道這件事! 461 00:25:42,165 --> 00:25:45,585 他會生我的氣的 462 00:25:48,004 --> 00:25:48,838 乖女兒 463 00:25:49,506 --> 00:25:51,675 幫幫我嘛,拜託? 464 00:25:52,467 --> 00:25:55,428 幫我還一部分利息就好 465 00:25:56,721 --> 00:25:58,848 我知道你有積蓄 466 00:25:59,599 --> 00:26:02,185 請幫幫你媽,拜託? 467 00:26:04,479 --> 00:26:05,772 你需要多少? 468 00:26:07,107 --> 00:26:08,191 一萬五 469 00:26:08,275 --> 00:26:10,735 媽咪,一萬五? 470 00:26:37,304 --> 00:26:39,306 先生,跟著那輛摩托車 471 00:26:40,932 --> 00:26:43,935 (莫媽媽披薩店) 472 00:26:44,019 --> 00:26:46,062 -到了,很不錯吧? -阿貝特! 473 00:26:46,146 --> 00:26:48,315 哇,好高級喔! 474 00:26:52,694 --> 00:26:55,238 -我們要在這裡吃東西嗎? -這家的東西很好吃 475 00:26:55,739 --> 00:26:56,573 阿貝特! 476 00:26:58,491 --> 00:26:59,618 她是誰? 477 00:26:59,701 --> 00:27:01,369 吉吉,等一下,聽我解釋 478 00:27:01,453 --> 00:27:03,788 聽你解釋?你為什麼騎摩托車載她? 479 00:27:04,372 --> 00:27:05,206 說話啊 480 00:27:05,749 --> 00:27:07,751 別在這裡說,人太多了 481 00:27:10,712 --> 00:27:11,546 披薩? 482 00:27:12,464 --> 00:27:14,841 你要帶她吃披薩?真的假的? 483 00:27:14,924 --> 00:27:17,761 長久以來 你都只帶我去牛肉湯那間店 484 00:27:17,844 --> 00:27:19,929 我現在放屁都飄八角味了 485 00:27:20,013 --> 00:27:21,222 冷靜點 486 00:27:21,306 --> 00:27:24,809 你沒勇氣分手 所以就這樣腳踏兩條船? 487 00:27:24,893 --> 00:27:27,937 你還說你在存錢,存個鬼啦? 488 00:27:28,521 --> 00:27:31,107 -吉,我們談談吧 -別碰我! 489 00:27:33,985 --> 00:27:34,819 這味道 490 00:27:35,320 --> 00:27:37,822 就是我安全帽上的臭味! 491 00:27:38,323 --> 00:27:41,034 聞起來像是祭奠死者的花!滾開 492 00:27:41,117 --> 00:27:43,244 吉,請聽我說,吉! 493 00:27:47,791 --> 00:27:50,877 這是我的安全帽!我花錢買的! 494 00:27:52,879 --> 00:27:54,172 阿貝特,走吧 495 00:27:54,255 --> 00:27:55,965 我們去吃「皮薩」吧 496 00:27:56,549 --> 00:27:57,550 別管她了 497 00:28:04,599 --> 00:28:05,475 白痴! 498 00:28:06,309 --> 00:28:07,143 蠢蛋! 499 00:28:07,977 --> 00:28:09,229 笨蛋! 500 00:28:09,312 --> 00:28:11,022 沒家教! 501 00:28:11,106 --> 00:28:12,774 -我受夠了… -莫莉莎! 502 00:28:13,733 --> 00:28:16,444 米米!你們在對我的獨生女做什麼? 503 00:28:16,528 --> 00:28:17,862 沒什麼,爸爸 504 00:28:17,946 --> 00:28:21,408 親愛的,我們只是在玩遊戲 505 00:28:21,950 --> 00:28:24,994 爸爸、媽媽,我要吃麵包 506 00:28:25,078 --> 00:28:27,789 姊姊、哥哥,我要喝咖啡 507 00:28:27,872 --> 00:28:30,542 我想要的,你都要照辦 508 00:28:31,167 --> 00:28:33,753 搞砸的話,我就打你一巴掌 509 00:28:33,837 --> 00:28:35,547 一、二、三、四 510 00:28:38,717 --> 00:28:40,635 -好痛 -對不起,媽媽 511 00:28:41,761 --> 00:28:44,723 快點,再一次!抱歉 512 00:28:44,806 --> 00:28:47,308 爸爸、媽媽,我要吃麵包 513 00:28:47,392 --> 00:28:48,893 麻煩精! 514 00:28:49,602 --> 00:28:51,104 放肆! 515 00:28:51,604 --> 00:28:53,648 巫婆! 516 00:28:53,732 --> 00:28:54,691 莫莉莎! 517 00:28:55,442 --> 00:28:58,903 米米!你們在對我的獨生女做什麼? 518 00:28:58,987 --> 00:29:00,488 沒什麼,爸爸! 519 00:29:02,115 --> 00:29:05,285 我們只是想幫 蜜莉妮莎弄新造型,老爸! 520 00:29:09,497 --> 00:29:12,542 這就是成品 521 00:29:13,793 --> 00:29:15,754 快笑一個,否則你就沒晚餐吃了 522 00:29:19,549 --> 00:29:23,386 你只不過是一個三流的 523 00:29:23,470 --> 00:29:27,098 過分討好人的傲慢鼠輩! 524 00:29:30,310 --> 00:29:32,061 莫莉莎!米米! 525 00:29:32,145 --> 00:29:34,647 你們在對我的獨生女做什麼? 526 00:29:34,731 --> 00:29:36,316 親愛的 527 00:29:36,399 --> 00:29:39,986 這只是無傷大雅的喝酒遊戲 528 00:29:40,069 --> 00:29:43,156 輪到你了 529 00:29:48,411 --> 00:29:50,663 沒投中! 530 00:29:50,747 --> 00:29:52,165 這樣還不夠! 531 00:29:52,248 --> 00:29:54,292 我會直接把她的頭按在酒桶裡! 532 00:29:54,876 --> 00:29:59,047 誰叫你裝傻又軟弱!還扮演受害者! 533 00:29:59,547 --> 00:30:00,924 ㄚ頭,你活該 534 00:30:03,551 --> 00:30:05,011 吉吉,總算啊 535 00:30:05,094 --> 00:30:07,305 你終於開竅了 536 00:30:08,515 --> 00:30:09,432 別怕 537 00:30:09,516 --> 00:30:11,309 我沒有惡意 538 00:30:12,310 --> 00:30:14,312 是時候加入我們了 539 00:30:18,733 --> 00:30:20,276 等一下…吉吉 540 00:30:21,528 --> 00:30:22,362 吉吉 541 00:30:25,365 --> 00:30:26,199 吉吉 542 00:30:26,282 --> 00:30:28,993 吉吉,你在做什麼?快回來! 543 00:30:29,077 --> 00:30:30,370 吉吉!回來… 544 00:30:31,871 --> 00:30:34,707 好吧,反正你一定會回來的 545 00:30:43,049 --> 00:30:44,384 謝謝 546 00:30:45,009 --> 00:30:46,261 《受壓迫者法則》? 547 00:30:46,970 --> 00:30:49,097 有這種劇嗎?我沒聽說過 548 00:30:49,180 --> 00:30:50,265 真的有! 549 00:30:50,849 --> 00:30:52,392 主演有誰? 550 00:30:52,475 --> 00:30:56,145 我不知道,他們都不紅 可能是獨立片或劇場演員吧 551 00:30:56,229 --> 00:30:58,231 但我是說真的,那個反派跟我講話了 552 00:30:58,314 --> 00:31:01,568 她看著我,還叫我的名字,她認識我 553 00:31:01,651 --> 00:31:05,655 吉吉副理,看來那台電視有超能力 554 00:31:06,364 --> 00:31:08,449 你可以乾脆送給我喔 555 00:31:11,035 --> 00:31:13,788 喂…吉吉、薇琪,怎麼搞的? 556 00:31:13,872 --> 00:31:16,583 14桌都招手招一陣子了 557 00:31:16,666 --> 00:31:18,418 你們居然在這裡聊天! 558 00:31:19,002 --> 00:31:22,046 喂,薇琪,我受夠你了 559 00:31:23,172 --> 00:31:24,507 還有你,吉吉 560 00:31:25,091 --> 00:31:28,136 快去安撫那些用餐客人 免得他們想吃人! 561 00:31:34,893 --> 00:31:35,727 幹嘛? 562 00:31:54,871 --> 00:32:00,251 一、二、三、四、五 六、七、八、九、十 563 00:32:13,389 --> 00:32:16,100 寶貝,情人節快樂 564 00:32:16,768 --> 00:32:18,186 寶貝! 565 00:32:18,269 --> 00:32:20,647 你好貼心喔,寶貝! 我也有禮物要送你 566 00:32:20,730 --> 00:32:22,649 寶貝,我有更多東西要給你 567 00:33:27,630 --> 00:33:30,091 蜜莉妮莎! 568 00:33:31,509 --> 00:33:32,468 小姐? 569 00:33:39,934 --> 00:33:41,561 怎麼了,米米小姐? 570 00:33:41,644 --> 00:33:44,605 我要一杯鮮榨橙汁 571 00:33:44,689 --> 00:33:47,900 -外面太熱了,快點! -好的,小姐 572 00:33:59,495 --> 00:34:00,580 蜜莉妮莎! 573 00:34:01,205 --> 00:34:03,207 怎麼了,莫莉莎夫人? 574 00:34:03,916 --> 00:34:07,587 這個拿去給你爸喝 喝了會讓他身強體壯 575 00:34:08,629 --> 00:34:09,464 聽懂了嗎? 576 00:34:09,547 --> 00:34:10,548 懂了,夫人 577 00:34:10,631 --> 00:34:12,550 -還不快去! -是,夫人! 578 00:34:23,269 --> 00:34:24,103 蜜莉妮莎! 579 00:34:30,693 --> 00:34:33,237 你動作慢就算了 居然還最後才端來給我? 580 00:34:33,321 --> 00:34:34,489 果汁拿來! 581 00:34:35,156 --> 00:34:36,074 對不起 582 00:34:46,626 --> 00:34:47,502 爸爸 583 00:34:48,377 --> 00:34:51,422 喝這杯果汁可以恢復體力 584 00:35:29,418 --> 00:35:30,586 媽媽! 585 00:35:32,630 --> 00:35:33,881 -米米? -媽媽! 586 00:35:42,765 --> 00:35:43,599 米米! 587 00:35:45,560 --> 00:35:47,895 米米?是你嗎? 588 00:35:48,479 --> 00:35:49,313 米米! 589 00:35:50,106 --> 00:35:51,399 女兒啊! 590 00:35:52,191 --> 00:35:54,485 我的狐狸精女兒! 591 00:35:56,404 --> 00:35:57,363 米米! 592 00:35:58,573 --> 00:35:59,407 米米! 593 00:36:00,992 --> 00:36:03,619 你對我女兒做了什麼? 594 00:36:05,872 --> 00:36:09,625 米米! 595 00:36:19,177 --> 00:36:20,636 米米! 596 00:36:23,347 --> 00:36:25,099 我的狐狸精女兒! 597 00:36:26,434 --> 00:36:27,935 我會想你的 598 00:36:28,853 --> 00:36:31,731 我向你保證 599 00:36:31,814 --> 00:36:37,653 我在阿努爾福的 超級大豪宅和龐大土地上紮根之前 600 00:36:37,737 --> 00:36:41,490 絕對不會善罷甘休 601 00:36:42,325 --> 00:36:44,952 我一定會替你報仇! 602 00:36:46,037 --> 00:36:48,915 替你報仇的人有我,還有… 603 00:36:51,334 --> 00:36:53,002 吉吉! 604 00:36:59,217 --> 00:37:00,051 我? 605 00:37:00,676 --> 00:37:01,552 為什麼是我? 606 00:37:01,636 --> 00:37:02,678 怎麼了? 607 00:37:03,221 --> 00:37:06,599 你也該接受你真正的力量了,吉吉! 608 00:37:06,682 --> 00:37:10,394 容我來展示你的所有潛力吧 609 00:37:10,478 --> 00:37:11,896 依靠我吧 610 00:37:12,396 --> 00:37:13,439 相信我 611 00:37:13,940 --> 00:37:16,192 你有什麼可失去的呢? 612 00:37:50,977 --> 00:37:54,272 歡迎來到我們的肥皂劇世界 613 00:37:54,855 --> 00:37:56,732 感謝你的信任 614 00:37:56,816 --> 00:38:00,444 我為你滿懷期待,你絕對不會後悔的 615 00:38:00,528 --> 00:38:03,823 你和我以後就是一隊的了 616 00:38:23,968 --> 00:38:25,678 目前你覺得如何? 617 00:38:26,262 --> 00:38:27,596 景色實在太美了! 618 00:38:28,222 --> 00:38:29,974 這些房子看起來也很不一樣 619 00:38:30,725 --> 00:38:33,352 還有夕陽,好美喔! 620 00:38:33,853 --> 00:38:36,230 不管去哪裡我都想自拍 621 00:38:37,273 --> 00:38:39,817 我們的世界拍照零死角 622 00:38:39,900 --> 00:38:43,988 每一處都準備就緒,隨時可以開拍 623 00:38:45,031 --> 00:38:47,575 我們的世界因戲劇而繁榮茁壯 624 00:38:47,658 --> 00:38:49,910 沒有衝突就沒有戲劇 625 00:38:49,994 --> 00:38:52,246 沒有善惡對決就沒有衝突 626 00:38:52,330 --> 00:38:55,374 光明對上黑暗,英雄對戰反派 627 00:38:55,458 --> 00:38:58,336 就這兩件事對我們來說最重要 628 00:38:58,419 --> 00:39:00,171 英雄和反派 629 00:39:00,671 --> 00:39:05,217 從一開始我就知道你屬於哪一陣營了 630 00:39:15,561 --> 00:39:16,937 朝他們按喇叭 631 00:39:18,230 --> 00:39:19,065 再叭 632 00:39:20,274 --> 00:39:21,650 滾開! 633 00:39:22,151 --> 00:39:22,985 那他們呢? 634 00:39:23,069 --> 00:39:24,445 他們是英雄還是反派? 635 00:39:25,029 --> 00:39:26,614 他們是臨時演員 636 00:39:26,697 --> 00:39:28,699 他們不屬於任何陣營 637 00:39:28,783 --> 00:39:30,910 他們存在於這世界 638 00:39:30,993 --> 00:39:34,622 是為了讓場景更逼真可信 639 00:39:35,539 --> 00:39:37,458 當當背景居民之類的 640 00:39:37,541 --> 00:39:39,543 增添氛圍與符合情境 641 00:39:42,755 --> 00:39:46,342 他們是成為不了英雄或反派的人 642 00:39:46,425 --> 00:39:50,596 他們無論在背景或前景都很心滿意足 643 00:39:50,679 --> 00:39:55,017 路過也好,只要能在場景中 做著各式各樣的事 644 00:39:55,101 --> 00:39:56,644 他們偶爾會說幾句台詞,不過… 645 00:39:57,520 --> 00:39:58,604 別再說他們了 646 00:39:59,105 --> 00:40:01,524 在這個世界裡,你應該要記住 647 00:40:01,607 --> 00:40:05,444 我們一定要取悅贊助商 648 00:40:06,404 --> 00:40:07,696 「贊助商」? 649 00:40:08,781 --> 00:40:11,659 只要善惡之間保持平衡 650 00:40:11,742 --> 00:40:13,702 贊助商就開心 651 00:40:13,786 --> 00:40:17,832 贊助商開心,故事就此展開 652 00:40:17,915 --> 00:40:22,420 節目延續下去,我們就能繼續存在 653 00:40:22,920 --> 00:40:26,465 隨著我們進行下去 你之後自然漸漸會明白 654 00:40:27,091 --> 00:40:29,176 但重要的事必須先處理 655 00:40:29,802 --> 00:40:31,303 你得先註冊 656 00:40:46,902 --> 00:40:53,492 (反派學院) 657 00:40:56,871 --> 00:40:59,665 歡迎來到反派學院 658 00:41:00,166 --> 00:41:03,878 你將在這裡成為十足反派 659 00:41:04,462 --> 00:41:06,213 本校校訓 660 00:41:06,297 --> 00:41:09,884 「沒有反派就沒有英雄」 661 00:41:28,819 --> 00:41:30,029 他們是誰? 662 00:41:30,112 --> 00:41:32,323 他們是本校的創辦人 663 00:41:33,866 --> 00:41:34,742 很了不起吧? 664 00:41:38,454 --> 00:41:42,249 我以優異成績畢業,獲得最高榮譽 665 00:41:42,333 --> 00:41:45,711 跨學科霸凌學理學士 666 00:41:45,794 --> 00:41:50,132 主修公主病女角行為科學,輔修誹謗 667 00:41:51,091 --> 00:41:52,384 你真有成就 668 00:41:52,468 --> 00:41:55,846 我有復仇研究的碩士學位 669 00:41:55,930 --> 00:41:59,683 目前即將完成博士學位 猜猜我的論文要寫什麼? 670 00:41:59,767 --> 00:42:00,601 是什麼? 671 00:42:00,684 --> 00:42:03,312 《數位時代的社交攀附之道》 672 00:42:03,395 --> 00:42:07,066 或《如何在網路上 假掰到讓朋友羨慕而亡》 673 00:42:07,566 --> 00:42:12,279 其實口試時間安排好了 但我忙著錄節目 674 00:42:13,280 --> 00:42:15,032 對了 675 00:42:15,658 --> 00:42:20,454 畢業後的每一年,我都是傑出校友 676 00:42:20,955 --> 00:42:25,125 還有值得一提的是,我是董事會成員 677 00:42:25,209 --> 00:42:29,922 作為喋喋不休的一姐女魔頭 678 00:42:30,881 --> 00:42:32,216 你好努力喔 679 00:42:32,299 --> 00:42:35,678 我不是想自誇,但我想說的是 680 00:42:36,178 --> 00:42:40,015 幫你的人非常可靠又有能力 681 00:42:42,893 --> 00:42:44,436 (反派學院) 682 00:42:44,520 --> 00:42:48,774 同學們,眉頭皺起來 683 00:42:48,857 --> 00:42:51,902 再皺近一點! 684 00:42:51,986 --> 00:42:54,905 嘴唇一邊噘到右邊,一邊微笑 685 00:42:54,989 --> 00:42:59,535 慢慢地把嘴唇往前噘! 686 00:43:00,035 --> 00:43:01,620 睜大眼睛! 687 00:43:01,704 --> 00:43:03,289 再大一點! 688 00:43:03,872 --> 00:43:05,916 抬頭!高一點! 689 00:43:06,417 --> 00:43:07,251 很好 690 00:43:07,334 --> 00:43:11,463 這就是你們的預設表情 691 00:43:12,006 --> 00:43:14,341 就算身邊沒有半個人在也是! 聽懂沒? 692 00:43:14,425 --> 00:43:15,884 聽懂了,老師! 693 00:43:15,968 --> 00:43:17,011 很好! 694 00:43:17,094 --> 00:43:19,263 孩子們,準備好 695 00:43:19,930 --> 00:43:22,057 你媽媽…開始! 696 00:43:22,641 --> 00:43:24,560 你媽媽很窮! 697 00:43:24,643 --> 00:43:26,687 你媽媽是窮鬼! 698 00:43:26,770 --> 00:43:27,938 你媽媽是藍色的! 699 00:43:28,022 --> 00:43:29,231 你媽媽是粉紅色的! 700 00:43:29,315 --> 00:43:32,568 你媽媽會吃鴿子! 701 00:43:32,651 --> 00:43:35,321 你媽媽是下流鴿子,是蕩… 702 00:43:35,404 --> 00:43:37,698 很壞的孩子們! 703 00:43:38,532 --> 00:43:40,075 我太喜歡了! 704 00:43:42,411 --> 00:43:43,454 她們真可愛 705 00:43:44,622 --> 00:43:48,542 跟其他學校一樣 我們設有各年級,師資陣容優良 706 00:43:48,626 --> 00:43:52,379 最重要的是,遵照一套目標導向課程 707 00:43:53,047 --> 00:43:54,923 三、四,給我打! 708 00:43:55,424 --> 00:43:57,009 對,再來一巴掌! 709 00:43:57,885 --> 00:43:58,761 再來! 710 00:44:00,220 --> 00:44:03,682 等一下,我喊打,就給我打下去! 711 00:44:03,766 --> 00:44:05,476 用力打,精準打中! 712 00:44:05,559 --> 00:44:06,727 打! 713 00:44:07,394 --> 00:44:09,396 莫莉莎老師,我好像做不來 714 00:44:09,480 --> 00:44:10,648 你可以的 715 00:44:11,148 --> 00:44:12,566 我對你有信心 716 00:44:13,150 --> 00:44:14,985 只要你完成這門課程 717 00:44:15,486 --> 00:44:17,571 你在外面的生活就會好很多 718 00:44:17,655 --> 00:44:20,032 事實上,畢業後 719 00:44:20,115 --> 00:44:23,577 《受壓迫者法則》有個角色等著你 720 00:44:24,912 --> 00:44:25,746 要給我? 721 00:44:25,829 --> 00:44:29,083 我會推薦由你取代米米 722 00:44:29,166 --> 00:44:32,252 就是我那死去的狐狸精女兒呀 723 00:44:33,128 --> 00:44:34,213 但是為什麼要找我? 724 00:44:34,713 --> 00:44:37,591 老實說,這一切都還在實驗階段 725 00:44:38,092 --> 00:44:41,261 這是我們第一次嘗試 從人類世界找人才進來 726 00:44:42,096 --> 00:44:47,559 你在工作、家庭和愛情生活 所經歷的一切 727 00:44:48,102 --> 00:44:52,606 我感覺得到你體內的血液在沸騰 728 00:44:53,107 --> 00:44:56,860 你就像一顆定時炸彈,隨時會爆炸 729 00:44:56,944 --> 00:44:59,238 還有你心中壓抑的怒火 730 00:44:59,321 --> 00:45:01,865 如果加以正確引導 731 00:45:01,949 --> 00:45:07,496 就能讓你在我的世界和你的世界裡 成為有史以來最厲害的反派 732 00:45:09,957 --> 00:45:12,000 我知道你有多不開心 733 00:45:12,668 --> 00:45:14,920 你該讓自己開心起來 734 00:45:15,003 --> 00:45:17,214 是時候讓自己開心了! 735 00:45:17,756 --> 00:45:18,757 知道嗎? 736 00:45:20,759 --> 00:45:21,927 同意的話 737 00:45:22,803 --> 00:45:23,971 請在這裡簽名 738 00:45:25,681 --> 00:45:26,890 我可以先看一下嗎? 739 00:45:26,974 --> 00:45:28,559 你不相信我嗎? 740 00:45:36,692 --> 00:45:39,653 歡迎進入你的反派時代 741 00:45:40,696 --> 00:45:41,739 我們走 742 00:45:59,757 --> 00:46:03,218 (歷史) 743 00:46:03,302 --> 00:46:04,636 什麼是歷史? 744 00:46:06,054 --> 00:46:06,930 你說 745 00:46:07,014 --> 00:46:11,727 歷史是探究過去事件的學科 尤其著重於人類相關事務 746 00:46:13,145 --> 00:46:16,064 這是解釋何謂歷史的標準回答 747 00:46:16,565 --> 00:46:20,652 在反派學院裡 歷史的核心宗旨又是什麼? 748 00:46:21,236 --> 00:46:22,070 誰要回答? 749 00:46:23,030 --> 00:46:25,491 老師… 750 00:46:25,574 --> 00:46:29,161 天啊,莫莉莎! 751 00:46:29,244 --> 00:46:31,079 她是我以前的學生 752 00:46:31,163 --> 00:46:33,415 看看你還記不記得,來吧 753 00:46:36,251 --> 00:46:41,590 在反派學院裡 歷史的核心宗旨就是要挖黑料 754 00:46:41,673 --> 00:46:44,676 非常好! 755 00:46:44,760 --> 00:46:45,928 詳細說說 756 00:46:46,428 --> 00:46:49,890 挖掘你的復仇對象的黑歷史 757 00:46:50,390 --> 00:46:53,435 查他們的約會史、家族史 758 00:46:53,519 --> 00:46:55,604 甚至是瀏覽歷史紀錄 759 00:46:56,271 --> 00:46:57,147 深入挖掘 760 00:46:57,898 --> 00:46:58,982 徹底挖掘 761 00:46:59,733 --> 00:47:04,279 找出目標的弱點,還有見不得人的事 762 00:47:04,780 --> 00:47:08,742 越可恥越好 763 00:47:08,826 --> 00:47:11,203 把你找出來的所有東西當作籌碼 764 00:47:11,286 --> 00:47:15,082 他們就逃不出你們的五指山 765 00:47:15,582 --> 00:47:19,169 逼他們跪在你們面前求饒 766 00:47:19,670 --> 00:47:22,881 不善罷甘休,除非他… 767 00:47:22,965 --> 00:47:23,799 老師? 768 00:47:23,882 --> 00:47:24,800 成為歷史 769 00:47:58,375 --> 00:47:59,751 有你的把柄了,金戈 770 00:48:02,045 --> 00:48:04,172 (藝術) 771 00:48:04,256 --> 00:48:06,884 在反派學院 772 00:48:07,384 --> 00:48:11,346 藝術並不是指雕像,也不是指畫作 773 00:48:11,847 --> 00:48:14,057 你們就是我們口中的藝術 774 00:48:14,725 --> 00:48:21,064 一切都是為了尋找和創造 你這位主要反派的模樣 775 00:48:21,690 --> 00:48:23,692 最嚇人的裝扮 776 00:48:23,775 --> 00:48:25,611 最令人退避三舍的髮型 777 00:48:25,694 --> 00:48:28,447 最具表現張力的眉型輪廓 778 00:48:28,530 --> 00:48:30,699 外表是關鍵 779 00:48:31,199 --> 00:48:34,494 要博人眼球,要求受人尊重 780 00:48:34,578 --> 00:48:39,458 令你接觸的任何人心生恐懼 781 00:48:40,584 --> 00:48:45,339 你們今天都走運了 因為要進行大改造 782 00:48:45,839 --> 00:48:48,425 每一個人都要改頭換面 783 00:48:48,926 --> 00:48:52,346 -有誰自願嗎? -吉吉,來前面 784 00:48:55,349 --> 00:48:57,059 吉吉,噁! 785 00:48:58,435 --> 00:49:00,562 這名字真是的 786 00:49:01,063 --> 00:49:02,731 有夠像小朋友的名字 787 00:49:03,398 --> 00:49:04,775 或是好朋友 788 00:49:05,275 --> 00:49:07,903 聽起來一點也不像主角的名字 789 00:49:07,986 --> 00:49:10,948 每個最佳反派 790 00:49:11,448 --> 00:49:14,993 名字都是押「ㄚ」韻 791 00:49:15,744 --> 00:49:16,995 拉薇妮雅 792 00:49:17,871 --> 00:49:19,915 瑟琳娜! 793 00:49:20,540 --> 00:49:22,626 克勞蒂亞 794 00:49:23,460 --> 00:49:25,545 啊… 795 00:49:26,922 --> 00:49:28,799 我要改名嗎? 796 00:49:28,882 --> 00:49:32,344 我有個絕妙好主意呀 797 00:49:44,356 --> 00:49:47,567 (嗨!我是吉吉副理) 798 00:49:55,325 --> 00:49:57,786 (嗨!我是吉亞經理) 799 00:50:27,899 --> 00:50:29,609 吉吉副理,是你嗎? 800 00:50:30,652 --> 00:50:31,653 我叫… 801 00:50:33,405 --> 00:50:34,614 吉亞 802 00:50:35,115 --> 00:50:37,284 你這次又在胡說什麼? 803 00:50:48,003 --> 00:50:49,504 驚喜吧! 804 00:50:50,172 --> 00:50:52,007 你把制服怎麼了? 805 00:50:52,090 --> 00:50:54,384 這樣違反公司政策 806 00:50:54,468 --> 00:50:57,095 說到公司政策 807 00:50:57,179 --> 00:50:59,097 又有個驚喜要來了 808 00:51:00,348 --> 00:51:04,436 有請五花肉吃到飽的經營人 809 00:51:04,519 --> 00:51:07,230 還有兩位助陣的執法人員 810 00:51:12,110 --> 00:51:13,111 拍手啊 811 00:51:15,072 --> 00:51:17,991 兩位老闆,你們怎麼來了? 812 00:51:18,075 --> 00:51:20,952 原來這就是五花肉吃到飽所有分店中 813 00:51:21,036 --> 00:51:23,038 只有這間店老是虧錢的原因 814 00:51:23,663 --> 00:51:26,917 你一直在私下搞鬼 815 00:51:30,087 --> 00:51:31,838 我查了帳 816 00:51:32,464 --> 00:51:36,468 交叉比對了五花肉和辛奇的訂貨單 817 00:51:37,761 --> 00:51:40,931 帳本裡的每一筆金額都標價過高 818 00:51:44,476 --> 00:51:48,897 你一直在偷別人店裡的錢? 819 00:51:52,109 --> 00:51:55,570 我們已經查清帳本差額了 820 00:51:56,321 --> 00:51:57,989 我不僅有餐旅管理學位 821 00:51:58,573 --> 00:52:00,700 還輔修了會計 822 00:52:02,869 --> 00:52:04,121 一擊斃命吧,吉亞 823 00:52:04,204 --> 00:52:05,956 重磅出擊! 824 00:52:11,002 --> 00:52:12,129 最後一件事 825 00:52:13,213 --> 00:52:15,298 這些就是證據 826 00:52:15,382 --> 00:52:17,384 證明你從這家餐廳裡偷的錢 827 00:52:17,467 --> 00:52:20,470 都花到哪裡去了 828 00:52:22,597 --> 00:52:25,350 所以即便你提早下班 829 00:52:25,433 --> 00:52:30,272 隔天一早來上班還是臭醺醺的 830 00:52:30,939 --> 00:52:33,817 味道比刺鼻的辛奇味還臭 831 00:52:33,900 --> 00:52:38,071 因為你根本就是以賭場為家嘛 832 00:52:39,489 --> 00:52:43,034 你最好把辦公室裡的 私人物品收拾乾淨 833 00:52:43,118 --> 00:52:44,953 本餐廳不再歡迎你了 834 00:52:46,121 --> 00:52:49,875 警察先生,麻煩好好盯著這個小偷 835 00:52:49,958 --> 00:52:53,170 -誰知道他還會偷什麼東西? -等等! 836 00:52:54,462 --> 00:52:56,173 等等,放開我! 837 00:52:56,715 --> 00:52:58,008 你這個叛徒! 838 00:52:58,091 --> 00:53:00,010 我待你不薄耶 839 00:53:00,802 --> 00:53:03,180 開啟最高等級的對質模式! 840 00:53:04,264 --> 00:53:07,058 你待我不薄? 841 00:53:07,726 --> 00:53:10,979 一直以來你只會貶低我 842 00:53:11,062 --> 00:53:15,483 對我呼來喚去,把我當傻子 843 00:53:17,194 --> 00:53:21,031 我這張臉你好好看仔細 844 00:53:21,781 --> 00:53:27,370 在你眼前的是本餐廳新經理! 845 00:53:28,121 --> 00:53:28,997 放開我! 846 00:53:29,080 --> 00:53:31,583 -走吧 -你會付出代價的,吉吉! 847 00:53:31,666 --> 00:53:33,126 你會付出代價的! 848 00:53:33,210 --> 00:53:35,295 我再說最後一次 849 00:53:37,380 --> 00:53:38,548 我叫吉亞 850 00:53:38,632 --> 00:53:39,716 什麼? 851 00:53:39,799 --> 00:53:41,426 -跟我們走 -等等!兩位老闆! 852 00:53:42,010 --> 00:53:43,887 幫幫我!放開我! 853 00:53:47,474 --> 00:53:48,475 拍手 854 00:53:50,310 --> 00:53:55,607 吉亞… 855 00:53:57,317 --> 00:53:59,903 莫莉莎,不愧是名師出高徒 856 00:54:00,403 --> 00:54:02,739 我已經愛上她了 857 00:54:03,323 --> 00:54:04,741 為此乾一杯吧! 858 00:54:04,824 --> 00:54:05,992 沒問題 859 00:54:07,702 --> 00:54:09,704 (語言) 860 00:54:09,788 --> 00:54:12,457 言語有力量 861 00:54:13,041 --> 00:54:14,876 言語能傷人 862 00:54:15,377 --> 00:54:18,338 言語會留下一輩子的傷痕 863 00:54:18,838 --> 00:54:23,385 所以你們該增加詞彙量了 864 00:54:23,468 --> 00:54:28,765 這樣才能說出最賤兮兮的 一針見血惡毒話語 865 00:54:29,266 --> 00:54:31,685 沒錯!該好好鑽研 866 00:54:31,768 --> 00:54:36,398 把全力對嗆、極盡嘲諷的罵人藝術 修練得爐火純青 867 00:54:36,481 --> 00:54:38,191 吉亞,上前來 868 00:54:41,903 --> 00:54:46,366 只靠言語摧毀他們 869 00:54:47,284 --> 00:54:52,163 記住罵人的完美三大要訣 870 00:54:52,247 --> 00:54:55,000 罵人寂寞,開始! 871 00:54:57,919 --> 00:54:59,921 你的人生該有多寂寞啊! 872 00:55:00,005 --> 00:55:02,215 沒有愛情生活,沒有社交生活 873 00:55:02,299 --> 00:55:04,134 連你的家人都討厭你 874 00:55:04,217 --> 00:55:05,218 還有你猜怎麼著? 875 00:55:05,302 --> 00:55:06,219 沒人在乎你 876 00:55:10,348 --> 00:55:13,351 罵人貧窮,開始! 877 00:55:17,731 --> 00:55:18,898 是你啊! 878 00:55:18,982 --> 00:55:22,610 你想去長灘島 結果只去得了人工白沙灘 879 00:55:25,655 --> 00:55:30,869 當這些都沒用,就改罵人醜 880 00:55:35,957 --> 00:55:38,168 遇到我之前,你還算漂亮啦 881 00:55:41,504 --> 00:55:45,133 -好極了,吉亞! -太棒了! 882 00:55:47,761 --> 00:55:50,180 (數學) 883 00:55:50,263 --> 00:55:51,931 在反派學院 884 00:55:52,432 --> 00:55:57,103 數學就是精心策畫的復仇 885 00:55:57,187 --> 00:56:01,983 如果X等於仇恨,再取Y次方 886 00:56:02,067 --> 00:56:04,986 而Y等於欺騙 887 00:56:05,070 --> 00:56:07,906 除以Z的平方根 888 00:56:07,989 --> 00:56:11,493 而Z等於輕信程度 889 00:56:11,576 --> 00:56:14,329 那麼結果等於是? 890 00:56:14,829 --> 00:56:19,000 結果等於透過心理操控 確保絕對掌控局勢 891 00:56:19,584 --> 00:56:20,418 非常好 892 00:56:20,919 --> 00:56:26,674 如果A等於質疑,B等於疑心 893 00:56:27,384 --> 00:56:30,762 A乘以B平方的乘積為? 894 00:56:31,596 --> 00:56:34,974 結果為洗腦的絕佳機會 895 00:56:35,558 --> 00:56:36,726 正確 896 00:56:37,310 --> 00:56:41,356 如果X等於一個行將就木的有錢老人 897 00:56:41,439 --> 00:56:44,526 Y是他所有資產的總和 898 00:56:44,609 --> 00:56:48,780 Z是X對你全心全意的愛與信任 899 00:56:49,280 --> 00:56:54,411 那X、Y、Z相加 你得到什麼,吉亞? 900 00:56:54,494 --> 00:56:56,788 你將擁有一切 901 00:56:56,871 --> 00:56:58,706 你讓我刮目相看! 902 00:57:01,960 --> 00:57:04,504 媽咪,這些都是你的信用卡嗎? 903 00:57:06,172 --> 00:57:07,132 對 904 00:57:07,215 --> 00:57:08,675 給我從實招來 905 00:57:09,676 --> 00:57:12,262 對,全都在這裡了 906 00:57:12,345 --> 00:57:15,098 我就是交替使用 907 00:57:16,015 --> 00:57:18,726 我們已經知道你的慣用手法了 908 00:57:21,771 --> 00:57:22,605 把卡剪了 909 00:57:23,815 --> 00:57:25,692 全部剪掉! 910 00:57:27,444 --> 00:57:30,572 剪掉的話我要怎麼刷卡? 911 00:57:30,655 --> 00:57:32,824 如果你不剪卡 912 00:57:32,907 --> 00:57:35,869 我們就跟你斷絕關係! 913 00:57:47,464 --> 00:57:49,466 吉亞,進入第二階段 914 00:57:49,549 --> 00:57:52,594 並好好學以致用 915 00:58:01,603 --> 00:58:03,980 崔維斯,把媽咪的手機給我 916 00:58:06,107 --> 00:58:08,985 坎蒂,輸入媽咪的密碼 917 00:58:13,406 --> 00:58:17,243 你要拍影片傳給人在巴林的爸爸 918 00:58:17,327 --> 00:58:18,828 我為什麼要這麼做? 919 00:58:18,912 --> 00:58:19,746 為什麼? 920 00:58:20,747 --> 00:58:22,874 因為如果你不這麼做 921 00:58:23,416 --> 00:58:25,168 我們也會這麼做 922 00:58:25,752 --> 00:58:31,966 我們會揭露 你把這個家的錢都花去哪了! 923 00:58:33,092 --> 00:58:37,055 你現在要承認自己的錯誤 924 00:58:37,889 --> 00:58:43,144 你要保證賣掉你亂買的這些東西! 925 00:58:44,145 --> 00:58:48,399 最後,也是最重要的一點 926 00:58:48,983 --> 00:58:54,280 你要把爸爸匯給你的錢 轉來我的帳戶 927 00:58:54,781 --> 00:58:56,407 每個月都要 928 00:58:57,367 --> 00:58:58,201 等一下 929 00:58:59,244 --> 00:59:01,371 我為什麼要那麼做? 930 00:59:01,454 --> 00:59:04,707 你可能忘了,你們是我的孩子耶! 931 00:59:06,501 --> 00:59:09,295 別屈服於情緒勒索! 932 00:59:09,379 --> 00:59:12,423 讓她知道你說話算話,吉亞! 933 00:59:15,969 --> 00:59:17,303 你的孩子 934 00:59:17,804 --> 00:59:20,974 被你害的負債累累又無地自容! 935 00:59:22,225 --> 00:59:24,269 如果你不剪卡 936 00:59:24,352 --> 00:59:26,854 我們三個人會永遠離開你! 937 00:59:27,564 --> 00:59:28,731 明不明白? 938 00:59:33,528 --> 00:59:34,404 準備好了嗎? 939 00:59:36,030 --> 00:59:37,574 準備好了嗎? 940 00:59:37,657 --> 00:59:40,326 我準備得很充分了 941 00:59:41,995 --> 00:59:42,829 開拍 942 00:59:45,081 --> 00:59:46,624 嗨,孩子的爸! 943 00:59:48,167 --> 00:59:52,171 我有…我有話要跟你說,孩子的爸 944 00:59:59,178 --> 01:00:02,015 (體育) 945 01:00:02,098 --> 01:00:03,558 不是我要自誇 946 01:00:03,641 --> 01:00:07,604 但我是本校有史以來 947 01:00:08,104 --> 01:00:10,106 最優秀的教練 948 01:00:10,189 --> 01:00:14,402 你們知道莫莉莎 為什麼這麼會打耳光嗎? 949 01:00:14,485 --> 01:00:17,989 因為她的本領得我親傳 950 01:00:19,032 --> 01:00:24,120 沒錯,我向頂尖老師學習,我來示範 951 01:00:24,203 --> 01:00:27,874 -好 -這招是虛晃制人 952 01:00:30,793 --> 01:00:32,545 好痛!不過 953 01:00:33,921 --> 01:00:35,006 非常好! 954 01:00:36,090 --> 01:00:39,510 這招是單手二連拍 955 01:00:43,431 --> 01:00:44,265 好! 956 01:00:45,183 --> 01:00:46,225 像奧運選手一樣揮拍 957 01:00:46,809 --> 01:00:50,021 這一巴掌下去可以讓英雄昏過去 958 01:00:50,104 --> 01:00:51,814 接下來這種打巴掌的方式 959 01:00:51,898 --> 01:00:55,985 可以讓英雄短暫失憶 960 01:00:56,069 --> 01:00:57,362 我最愛這招了 961 01:00:57,445 --> 01:01:01,240 這是一、二、三,揍了再打! 962 01:01:08,122 --> 01:01:08,998 糟糕 963 01:01:09,582 --> 01:01:11,584 教練,你沒事吧? 964 01:01:12,085 --> 01:01:12,919 你是誰? 965 01:01:14,003 --> 01:01:15,004 這是哪裡? 966 01:01:19,425 --> 01:01:21,969 (科學) 967 01:01:22,053 --> 01:01:23,846 這堂課會教大家 968 01:01:23,930 --> 01:01:27,600 應該把什麼液體灑在英雄身上 969 01:01:28,184 --> 01:01:29,519 以最省力的方式 970 01:01:30,561 --> 01:01:31,896 達到最顯著的成效 971 01:01:34,023 --> 01:01:34,857 莫莉莎! 972 01:01:35,900 --> 01:01:37,068 -老師? -過來 973 01:01:37,985 --> 01:01:39,153 老師,你確定嗎? 974 01:01:39,237 --> 01:01:40,488 當然了 975 01:01:40,571 --> 01:01:42,115 過來加入我 976 01:01:42,615 --> 01:01:46,536 我要看看你是否還記得我教你的一切 977 01:01:47,203 --> 01:01:50,498 同學們,如果是紅酒的話 978 01:01:52,709 --> 01:01:54,627 瞄準眼睛 979 01:01:57,046 --> 01:01:58,756 但如果是水的話 980 01:02:02,468 --> 01:02:03,970 直接對準鼻孔 981 01:02:07,515 --> 01:02:10,518 如果是咖啡、茶或熱可可… 982 01:02:13,563 --> 01:02:14,772 我的天… 983 01:02:14,856 --> 01:02:17,567 瞄準服裝,務必留下污漬! 984 01:02:19,235 --> 01:02:21,946 大家懂了嗎?非常好 985 01:02:22,697 --> 01:02:24,741 現在我要教大家 986 01:02:24,824 --> 01:02:28,578 怎麼把英雄的臉塞進蛋糕裡 987 01:02:28,661 --> 01:02:31,664 -我來幫你吧 -不用了,沒關係,我來就好 988 01:02:31,748 --> 01:02:33,124 -我可以幫忙 -不用,沒關係 989 01:02:33,207 --> 01:02:35,460 -我可以示範 -我說了沒關係,莫莉莎! 990 01:02:35,543 --> 01:02:37,086 -讓我… -不要,離我遠一點! 991 01:02:37,170 --> 01:02:38,087 不要! 992 01:02:38,171 --> 01:02:40,339 離我遠一點,可惡! 993 01:02:40,423 --> 01:02:43,259 -我想幫忙 -我就跟你說不用了! 994 01:02:51,726 --> 01:02:55,021 (莫媽媽披薩店) 995 01:02:58,107 --> 01:03:00,735 這家的「皮薩」真好吃! 996 01:03:14,916 --> 01:03:15,750 吉吉? 997 01:03:16,459 --> 01:03:17,460 真的是你嗎? 998 01:03:18,669 --> 01:03:19,504 怎麼了? 999 01:03:20,046 --> 01:03:21,422 讓你神魂顛倒了嗎? 1000 01:03:23,299 --> 01:03:25,176 我還是我,阿貝特 1001 01:03:25,968 --> 01:03:28,304 但你現在可以叫我吉亞 1002 01:03:29,472 --> 01:03:31,682 更犀利 1003 01:03:32,183 --> 01:03:33,601 更勇敢 1004 01:03:34,101 --> 01:03:35,770 更聰明 1005 01:03:40,483 --> 01:03:42,068 你怎麼如此失禮? 1006 01:03:42,151 --> 01:03:44,737 不介紹我認識一下 1007 01:03:45,530 --> 01:03:46,739 「皮薩」小姐嗎? 1008 01:03:47,323 --> 01:03:49,408 她是小桃 1009 01:03:51,869 --> 01:03:52,995 小桃 1010 01:03:53,663 --> 01:03:55,748 她喜歡「皮薩」 1011 01:03:58,417 --> 01:04:02,547 你的真名 是派翠莎瑪麗皮納貢,對吧? 1012 01:04:03,130 --> 01:04:04,465 關你什麼事? 1013 01:04:06,342 --> 01:04:09,262 你還記得以前的你嗎? 1014 01:04:18,896 --> 01:04:20,273 你怎麼會有這些照片? 1015 01:04:22,441 --> 01:04:24,235 照片上的人是你嗎? 1016 01:04:24,735 --> 01:04:25,903 我不認識這個女人! 1017 01:04:27,989 --> 01:04:31,033 會說謊的人簡直跟小偷沒兩樣 1018 01:04:31,701 --> 01:04:35,454 你這個搶別人男朋友的小偷! 1019 01:04:39,250 --> 01:04:41,836 這是新我美容中心的… 1020 01:04:41,919 --> 01:04:42,879 (前後對照) 1021 01:04:42,962 --> 01:04:46,465 …整形前後對照網路廣告 1022 01:04:46,966 --> 01:04:50,011 地址好像是在…安戈諾? 1023 01:04:50,094 --> 01:04:51,846 我不確定,我不去那裡 1024 01:04:53,848 --> 01:04:54,765 可以給我一張嗎? 1025 01:04:58,477 --> 01:05:00,980 難怪你負擔得起手術費 1026 01:05:01,063 --> 01:05:02,607 因為是免費的嘛 1027 01:05:02,690 --> 01:05:05,651 這是什麼意思?你欺騙了我嗎? 1028 01:05:13,618 --> 01:05:14,952 -耶! -好耶 1029 01:05:15,036 --> 01:05:16,996 -單手二連拍! -好樣的! 1030 01:05:17,079 --> 01:05:19,749 -耶! -這招是我教的! 1031 01:05:21,584 --> 01:05:23,294 你上當了,小子! 1032 01:05:24,629 --> 01:05:27,256 祝你未來的小孩好運 1033 01:05:27,340 --> 01:05:31,344 他們可能會長得像尼安德塔人 畢竟你很普通嘛 1034 01:05:31,427 --> 01:05:33,804 不過如果繁衍醜陋之人是你的使命 1035 01:05:33,888 --> 01:05:36,682 那你請便,我祝你萬事順利 1036 01:05:40,394 --> 01:05:42,939 這是水還是汽水? 1037 01:05:43,522 --> 01:05:44,482 水 1038 01:05:49,445 --> 01:05:51,364 帥啦! 1039 01:05:51,447 --> 01:05:53,950 正中靶心!對準鼻子! 1040 01:05:59,372 --> 01:06:02,500 你浪費了我整整七年人生! 1041 01:06:03,000 --> 01:06:06,087 這才剛開始而已,阿貝特 我才剛開始呢 1042 01:06:06,170 --> 01:06:07,755 我會毀了你的人生 1043 01:06:07,838 --> 01:06:13,803 我不會善罷干休的 除非你後悔自己誕生在這個世界上 1044 01:06:21,686 --> 01:06:24,188 -喔! -好耶! 1045 01:06:24,271 --> 01:06:26,857 -耶! -好耶! 1046 01:06:58,472 --> 01:06:59,765 致我所有的教授 1047 01:07:00,349 --> 01:07:03,227 十分感謝你們這麼有耐心 1048 01:07:03,310 --> 01:07:05,062 感謝你們黑暗的靈魂 1049 01:07:05,646 --> 01:07:08,691 還有你們傳授給我的所有邪惡技藝 1050 01:07:09,316 --> 01:07:14,613 也感謝我的伯樂,讓我如今搖身一變 1051 01:07:15,197 --> 01:07:18,200 成為十足大反派… 1052 01:07:20,661 --> 01:07:24,040 莫莉莎,這枚獎牌是給你的 1053 01:07:24,957 --> 01:07:29,336 我也要對今天一起畢業的同學們說 1054 01:07:29,420 --> 01:07:32,965 我們來讓天下大亂吧! 1055 01:07:33,466 --> 01:07:35,009 永遠要記住這一點 1056 01:07:35,634 --> 01:07:36,886 沒有反派 1057 01:07:37,386 --> 01:07:40,431 就沒有英雄! 1058 01:07:51,901 --> 01:07:55,696 (阿努爾福、蜜莉妮莎、阿納多) 1059 01:07:57,281 --> 01:08:01,160 (吉亞、莫莉莎) 1060 01:08:15,382 --> 01:08:17,635 歡迎來到片場! 1061 01:08:18,385 --> 01:08:19,845 謝謝你,莫莉莎 1062 01:08:23,808 --> 01:08:27,394 各位演員,請就位 我們一分鐘後開始拍攝 1063 01:08:27,978 --> 01:08:31,982 我再說一遍 我們一分鐘後開始拍攝!謝謝 1064 01:08:32,566 --> 01:08:33,776 我好緊張 1065 01:08:33,859 --> 01:08:36,779 別緊張,興奮點吧! 1066 01:08:39,907 --> 01:08:40,950 滾開! 1067 01:08:46,789 --> 01:08:47,915 不好意思 1068 01:08:51,127 --> 01:08:52,211 阿努爾福 1069 01:08:52,878 --> 01:08:53,712 親愛的 1070 01:08:55,798 --> 01:08:57,800 阿努爾福,親愛的 1071 01:08:57,883 --> 01:09:02,138 來見見我的小女兒 她剛從歐洲度假回來 1072 01:09:02,221 --> 01:09:05,266 她是米米的妹妹 1073 01:09:05,850 --> 01:09:07,601 我那個狐狸精女兒 1074 01:09:07,685 --> 01:09:10,563 吉亞,見過你的新爸爸 1075 01:09:16,193 --> 01:09:19,780 歡迎來到這座富麗堂皇的豪宅 1076 01:09:21,991 --> 01:09:23,492 當自己家吧,別拘束 1077 01:09:23,576 --> 01:09:24,910 謝謝你,爸爸 1078 01:09:26,078 --> 01:09:30,749 這是奧琳夫人唯一的孫子阿納多 1079 01:09:30,833 --> 01:09:35,379 她是鎮上另一頭超級大莊園的主人 1080 01:09:36,005 --> 01:09:38,924 原來你就是阿納多啊 1081 01:09:39,842 --> 01:09:44,346 現在我明白我死去的姊姊 為什麼非要得到你不可了 1082 01:09:45,556 --> 01:09:47,766 很高興認識你,吉亞 1083 01:09:51,103 --> 01:09:53,355 我要帶阿努爾福老爺去花園裡走走了 1084 01:09:53,439 --> 01:09:56,442 讓他呼吸點新鮮空氣 1085 01:10:01,697 --> 01:10:02,948 摀住嘴 1086 01:10:10,372 --> 01:10:13,083 你一定就是蜜莉妮莎了 1087 01:10:14,001 --> 01:10:16,795 米米就是你害死的 1088 01:10:17,296 --> 01:10:19,131 我那狐狸精姊姊 1089 01:10:19,673 --> 01:10:23,344 你的所作所為實在不可饒恕! 1090 01:10:23,427 --> 01:10:24,637 吃我一掌! 1091 01:10:28,224 --> 01:10:30,059 狠狠地打她一巴掌 1092 01:10:30,142 --> 01:10:32,686 但這個小可憐又沒做錯事 1093 01:10:36,398 --> 01:10:40,986 去廚房把春捲皮一張一張分開! 1094 01:10:41,070 --> 01:10:42,947 -聽懂了嗎? -是,夫人! 1095 01:10:43,530 --> 01:10:46,700 懶惰鬼!把即溶咖啡的成分分好! 1096 01:10:51,705 --> 01:10:53,123 卡!換下個場景 1097 01:10:53,666 --> 01:10:56,794 吉亞,打蜜莉妮莎耳光的人 應該是你才對! 1098 01:10:56,877 --> 01:10:59,088 提醒你一下,照劇本演 1099 01:10:59,171 --> 01:11:02,466 好的,對不起,今天是我的第一天 1100 01:11:03,592 --> 01:11:07,012 對,第一天很緊張吧? 1101 01:11:18,607 --> 01:11:20,526 -扯我的頭髮 -好 1102 01:11:21,443 --> 01:11:22,361 用力扯 1103 01:11:23,946 --> 01:11:25,572 用力點! 1104 01:11:28,325 --> 01:11:29,201 我來吧 1105 01:11:31,996 --> 01:11:33,706 好痛! 1106 01:11:33,789 --> 01:11:36,750 好痛啊!求求你,饒了我吧 1107 01:11:40,754 --> 01:11:42,464 -就這麼簡單 -好吧 1108 01:11:54,768 --> 01:11:57,062 抱歉 1109 01:12:05,779 --> 01:12:06,613 吸氣! 1110 01:12:09,116 --> 01:12:09,992 很好! 1111 01:12:12,953 --> 01:12:15,414 吉亞!你沒事吧? 1112 01:12:15,497 --> 01:12:17,291 -照著我做 -好 1113 01:12:17,374 --> 01:12:18,709 -準備好了嗎? -好了 1114 01:12:24,882 --> 01:12:27,509 小姐!你們的食物怎麼這樣? 1115 01:12:27,593 --> 01:12:29,053 你看,有蟲! 1116 01:12:29,136 --> 01:12:30,888 沒有蟲子!吃吧! 1117 01:12:31,388 --> 01:12:33,891 但你臉上才有蟲! 1118 01:12:34,391 --> 01:12:36,060 吃下去!營養豐富! 1119 01:12:40,439 --> 01:12:41,565 快吃! 1120 01:12:41,648 --> 01:12:43,233 是,女士,我會吃的 1121 01:12:53,118 --> 01:12:54,870 小姐! 1122 01:12:55,454 --> 01:12:56,330 又怎麼了? 1123 01:12:56,914 --> 01:12:58,248 我噎到了! 1124 01:12:59,625 --> 01:13:00,626 給我水,拜託! 1125 01:13:00,709 --> 01:13:02,878 -你在指使我嗎? -嗯? 1126 01:13:02,961 --> 01:13:03,796 自己去倒 1127 01:13:04,296 --> 01:13:07,049 -你自己去! -是,女士!好的 1128 01:13:12,763 --> 01:13:14,098 -喝完了嗎? -對 1129 01:13:14,681 --> 01:13:17,059 -放回去! -這不是你的工作嗎? 1130 01:13:18,310 --> 01:13:19,728 好,我放回去 1131 01:13:21,855 --> 01:13:23,690 你還需要些什麼嗎? 1132 01:13:42,418 --> 01:13:43,961 -小費 -小費? 1133 01:13:50,259 --> 01:13:51,760 多一點! 1134 01:13:53,887 --> 01:13:54,888 拿來 1135 01:13:59,017 --> 01:13:59,977 兩位 1136 01:14:01,603 --> 01:14:03,272 謝謝! 1137 01:14:03,772 --> 01:14:06,275 -可以給我一點錢搭計程車嗎? -想都別想! 1138 01:14:06,358 --> 01:14:07,276 再來 1139 01:14:23,125 --> 01:14:24,501 餐點還可以嗎? 1140 01:14:26,253 --> 01:14:27,796 好嗎?很好 1141 01:14:28,589 --> 01:14:30,007 也點米飯吧 1142 01:14:30,090 --> 01:14:31,425 -吉亞經理 -怎麼了? 1143 01:14:31,925 --> 01:14:35,471 吉亞經理,好像有名人來店裡用餐了 1144 01:14:35,554 --> 01:14:37,806 -是誰? -在那邊 1145 01:14:42,227 --> 01:14:43,645 你怎麼來了? 1146 01:14:44,188 --> 01:14:46,356 你怎麼離開肥皂劇世界的? 1147 01:14:46,440 --> 01:14:48,233 你沒關電視 1148 01:14:49,109 --> 01:14:50,652 不過你放心 1149 01:14:51,403 --> 01:14:53,947 你家沒人看見我 1150 01:14:54,823 --> 01:14:56,575 你在跟蹤我嗎? 1151 01:14:56,658 --> 01:14:57,910 有什麼問題嗎? 1152 01:14:58,702 --> 01:15:00,120 有什麼人會生氣嗎? 1153 01:15:01,497 --> 01:15:03,749 沒有,沒有人 1154 01:15:05,375 --> 01:15:07,044 你要點什麼吃嗎? 1155 01:15:07,127 --> 01:15:08,504 你有辦法吃東西嗎? 1156 01:15:08,587 --> 01:15:09,963 你為什麼來這裡? 1157 01:15:10,047 --> 01:15:13,133 如果你願意的話 帶我參觀你的世界吧 1158 01:15:14,676 --> 01:15:17,346 我們可以喝咖啡嗎?或是聊聊天? 1159 01:15:19,264 --> 01:15:21,642 我的來訪嚇到你的話,我很抱歉 1160 01:15:22,726 --> 01:15:26,313 其實,我已經觀察你好一陣子了 1161 01:15:26,396 --> 01:15:27,272 為什麼? 1162 01:15:28,649 --> 01:15:30,692 我以前從沒見過像你這樣的人 1163 01:15:31,193 --> 01:15:32,694 跟我們不同世界的人 1164 01:15:33,195 --> 01:15:35,364 在你世界裡的生活好多了 1165 01:15:36,198 --> 01:15:39,785 空氣清新,不會塞車,沒有犯罪 1166 01:15:39,868 --> 01:15:42,829 這個世界亂糟糟的,令人疲憊 1167 01:15:42,913 --> 01:15:46,208 我並非為了你的世界而來 1168 01:15:52,130 --> 01:15:52,965 是因為你 1169 01:15:53,882 --> 01:15:56,218 你喜歡我?怎麼可能? 1170 01:15:56,301 --> 01:15:57,302 為什麼不可能? 1171 01:15:58,136 --> 01:15:59,846 你說過沒有人會生氣 1172 01:16:01,765 --> 01:16:03,976 怎麼了?你覺得這樣不好? 1173 01:16:05,686 --> 01:16:08,146 我憑什麼拒絕你這種人? 1174 01:16:08,730 --> 01:16:09,982 你太完美了 1175 01:16:12,025 --> 01:16:15,153 但我們不配,畢竟我是反派 1176 01:16:16,071 --> 01:16:18,156 你是反派? 1177 01:16:18,240 --> 01:16:20,492 你根本不忍心打蜜莉妮莎 1178 01:16:20,576 --> 01:16:23,078 也沒辦法對我好好跳大腿舞 1179 01:16:23,161 --> 01:16:26,999 我看到你經過臨時演員們時 還會說不好意思 1180 01:16:27,499 --> 01:16:29,042 你一直在觀察我嗎? 1181 01:16:30,460 --> 01:16:32,546 你的世界裡會使用… 1182 01:16:33,046 --> 01:16:34,339 「暗戀」這個詞嗎? 1183 01:16:35,591 --> 01:16:36,425 當然了 1184 01:16:36,925 --> 01:16:39,136 就是這樣,我就是暗戀你 1185 01:16:40,596 --> 01:16:43,265 你那種男主角行為 可不可以收斂一點? 1186 01:16:43,348 --> 01:16:46,268 別那樣對我笑! 1187 01:16:46,852 --> 01:16:48,270 你們這些英雄真是的 1188 01:16:48,770 --> 01:16:50,772 你在騙我,想要勾引我 1189 01:16:50,856 --> 01:16:51,815 我沒有 1190 01:16:51,898 --> 01:16:52,858 我發誓 1191 01:16:52,941 --> 01:16:54,151 我沒在演戲 1192 01:16:54,651 --> 01:16:57,070 我只是在散發自然魅力 1193 01:17:00,907 --> 01:17:01,908 我發誓 1194 01:17:18,342 --> 01:17:20,802 好了,電視打開了 1195 01:17:20,886 --> 01:17:22,262 你可以回你的世界去了 1196 01:17:22,846 --> 01:17:23,972 你可以跟我一起去嗎? 1197 01:17:24,056 --> 01:17:26,558 我幹嘛要去?我今天又沒有要拍攝 1198 01:17:28,769 --> 01:17:30,187 我想給你看個東西 1199 01:17:57,547 --> 01:17:59,883 歡迎來到聖主角大學 1200 01:17:59,966 --> 01:18:06,181 (聖主角大學) 1201 01:18:07,641 --> 01:18:08,475 你們好 1202 01:18:11,978 --> 01:18:15,565 我在這裡很格格不入,大家都很和善 1203 01:18:16,316 --> 01:18:18,110 每個人看起來都很善良 1204 01:18:18,819 --> 01:18:20,404 你們就像天使一樣 1205 01:18:20,904 --> 01:18:23,365 那是因為聖主角大學的校訓是 1206 01:18:23,865 --> 01:18:27,494 「在黑暗的世界裡成為一道神光」 1207 01:18:29,496 --> 01:18:30,414 你有聽懂嗎? 1208 01:18:31,123 --> 01:18:33,041 「神光」… 1209 01:18:33,125 --> 01:18:34,251 -對,沒錯 -是「聖光」 1210 01:18:34,751 --> 01:18:36,461 老套,但我有聽出來 1211 01:18:36,545 --> 01:18:40,173 (錯誤之人金玉良言: 與其正確,不如善良) 1212 01:18:45,220 --> 01:18:46,179 希望? 1213 01:18:46,263 --> 01:18:47,973 你就在這裡學這個? 1214 01:18:51,643 --> 01:18:52,894 (謙虛學系) 1215 01:18:55,897 --> 01:18:56,857 謙虛? 1216 01:19:00,777 --> 01:19:03,321 (耐心學系) 1217 01:19:03,405 --> 01:19:04,573 耐心? 1218 01:19:05,699 --> 01:19:09,578 如果有人朝你扔石頭 你要回扔什麼呢? 1219 01:19:09,661 --> 01:19:11,788 -請說 -一塊更大的石頭! 1220 01:19:11,872 --> 01:19:13,707 不是,請說 1221 01:19:13,790 --> 01:19:14,875 手榴彈? 1222 01:19:14,958 --> 01:19:17,878 不是… 1223 01:19:17,961 --> 01:19:20,130 當有人朝你扔石頭時 1224 01:19:20,213 --> 01:19:22,716 就回扔他們一塊麵包 1225 01:19:24,885 --> 01:19:27,471 當有人打你的左臉 1226 01:19:28,221 --> 01:19:29,306 應該踢他們嗎? 1227 01:19:30,390 --> 01:19:31,475 不是 1228 01:19:31,558 --> 01:19:32,684 扯他們的頭髮? 1229 01:19:35,854 --> 01:19:38,607 當有人打你的左臉 1230 01:19:38,690 --> 01:19:40,942 把右臉也給他們打 1231 01:19:41,568 --> 01:19:43,737 快記下來… 1232 01:19:44,321 --> 01:19:46,740 只要有意志力,就有… 1233 01:19:46,823 --> 01:19:48,533 -咖哩燉肉! -牛肉乾早餐! 1234 01:19:48,617 --> 01:19:49,493 炸雞! 1235 01:19:49,576 --> 01:19:51,119 -酸辣湯! -炸雞! 1236 01:19:55,791 --> 01:19:58,043 你以為學這些很容易嗎? 1237 01:19:59,419 --> 01:20:02,964 有耐心、謙虛或懷有希望,都不容易 1238 01:20:03,882 --> 01:20:05,425 你幹嘛帶我來這裡? 1239 01:20:06,092 --> 01:20:07,886 讓你看看另一面 1240 01:20:08,428 --> 01:20:09,346 何必呢? 1241 01:20:09,971 --> 01:20:12,265 我知道你不是壞人 1242 01:20:13,892 --> 01:20:18,814 你認為我適合當英雄,而不是反派? 1243 01:20:19,898 --> 01:20:20,941 我的看法嗎? 1244 01:20:24,069 --> 01:20:25,862 這只有你自己能回答 1245 01:20:51,221 --> 01:20:52,264 這邊停 1246 01:20:53,557 --> 01:20:54,516 司機,停車! 1247 01:20:56,017 --> 01:20:58,270 唉唷!開車小心點啦,司機大哥! 1248 01:21:00,146 --> 01:21:01,147 你沒事吧? 1249 01:21:02,482 --> 01:21:03,316 我沒事 1250 01:21:08,405 --> 01:21:09,990 我有禮物要送你 1251 01:21:14,870 --> 01:21:15,829 (《時刻堅忍》) 1252 01:21:15,912 --> 01:21:20,000 (對知識、毅力的沉思 並追求美好生活) 1253 01:21:33,889 --> 01:21:38,226 (《呆瓜也能學會憤怒管理》) 1254 01:21:53,116 --> 01:21:54,242 很放鬆身心吧? 1255 01:21:55,243 --> 01:21:56,578 -我來吧 -你試試看 1256 01:22:29,569 --> 01:22:30,612 這送你,吉亞 1257 01:22:31,112 --> 01:22:32,197 -謝謝 -吉亞! 1258 01:22:32,822 --> 01:22:33,907 莫莉莎! 1259 01:22:35,116 --> 01:22:36,117 你怎麼在這裡? 1260 01:22:36,743 --> 01:22:38,119 離阿納多遠一點! 1261 01:22:40,205 --> 01:22:44,167 你已經簽了合約 上面清清楚楚地寫著 1262 01:22:44,250 --> 01:22:47,671 「英雄與反派永遠不能相愛」 1263 01:22:47,754 --> 01:22:50,423 我們沒有相愛,我們只是朋友 1264 01:22:52,550 --> 01:22:55,470 吉亞,別當我是三歲小孩了 1265 01:22:55,553 --> 01:22:58,682 我都看到你眼神裡的光芒了 1266 01:22:58,765 --> 01:23:03,103 還有你的肢體語言 已經說明了這段感情的走向 1267 01:23:04,104 --> 01:23:07,399 阿納多,贊助商要是聽說了這件事 1268 01:23:07,482 --> 01:23:10,110 你就會落得和米米一樣的下場 1269 01:23:10,193 --> 01:23:11,820 我那狐狸精女兒 1270 01:23:11,903 --> 01:23:13,697 為什麼?米米怎麼了? 1271 01:23:14,280 --> 01:23:17,242 她被驅逐至過氣島了 1272 01:23:21,496 --> 01:23:22,956 -嘿! -嘿! 1273 01:23:23,790 --> 01:23:26,292 你嚇我一跳 1274 01:23:26,376 --> 01:23:30,880 我那狐狸精女兒米米 跟一個臨時演員勾搭上了 1275 01:23:30,964 --> 01:23:33,633 一個沒有台詞的農民 1276 01:23:35,010 --> 01:23:37,929 當這種禁忌之愛發生時 1277 01:23:38,013 --> 01:23:41,850 這個世界就會失去平衡,失去秩序 1278 01:23:41,933 --> 01:23:44,894 所以贊助商嚴格禁止這種行為 1279 01:23:47,647 --> 01:23:49,315 作為懲罰 1280 01:23:49,399 --> 01:23:52,944 我那狐狸精女兒米米 她這個角色就被寫死了 1281 01:23:54,029 --> 01:23:56,114 給我戲拍吧 1282 01:23:56,698 --> 01:23:59,659 她被送去過氣島 1283 01:23:59,743 --> 01:24:03,204 跟那些名氣消退的人待在一起 1284 01:24:03,288 --> 01:24:09,419 給我戲拍吧… 1285 01:24:10,670 --> 01:24:14,007 至於你,吉亞,你會變回吉吉 1286 01:24:14,090 --> 01:24:16,801 一個好欺負、任人踐踏的軟弱之人! 1287 01:24:16,885 --> 01:24:20,305 你將自信盡失 1288 01:24:20,388 --> 01:24:24,100 你那個世界裡的人 又再次會把你踩在腳下 1289 01:24:33,443 --> 01:24:37,363 阿納多 如果你再不停止這種愚蠢行為 1290 01:24:37,447 --> 01:24:41,451 我會親自向贊助商舉報你 1291 01:24:58,093 --> 01:25:00,303 乖女兒,你還在生我的氣嗎? 1292 01:25:06,142 --> 01:25:09,062 你交代的事情,我都做了 1293 01:25:11,773 --> 01:25:15,568 請你原諒我固執己見… 1294 01:25:17,654 --> 01:25:22,033 我只是想模仿電視上的那些演員 1295 01:25:22,826 --> 01:25:25,870 還有社群媒體上的網紅 1296 01:25:29,999 --> 01:25:31,793 我沒生你的氣了,媽 1297 01:25:33,253 --> 01:25:34,462 真的嗎? 1298 01:25:35,130 --> 01:25:35,964 真的 1299 01:25:36,923 --> 01:25:37,841 謝謝 1300 01:25:39,717 --> 01:25:43,054 (非買不可購物網) 1301 01:25:43,638 --> 01:25:46,266 來吧,你想買什麼就放入購物車吧 1302 01:25:46,349 --> 01:25:49,018 我送你 但只能挑一個物品,知道嗎? 1303 01:25:49,519 --> 01:25:50,478 真的嗎? 1304 01:25:52,939 --> 01:25:55,817 我好想念購物喔! 1305 01:25:56,317 --> 01:25:57,152 想死你了! 1306 01:25:57,235 --> 01:25:58,820 只能買一件物品,知道嗎? 1307 01:25:59,696 --> 01:26:01,322 好,乖女兒,只買一個 1308 01:26:01,823 --> 01:26:03,408 每種顏色各買一個 1309 01:26:04,701 --> 01:26:06,244 開玩笑的啦 1310 01:26:07,745 --> 01:26:11,749 您好!五花肉吃到飽 1311 01:26:16,629 --> 01:26:17,463 嗨 1312 01:26:19,632 --> 01:26:24,470 我知道你不會這麼容易就原諒我的 1313 01:26:25,805 --> 01:26:30,226 但我覺得,我不是這世上 唯一一個經歷感情變淡的人 1314 01:26:32,437 --> 01:26:36,274 說不上來,可能我們在一起太久了 1315 01:26:38,109 --> 01:26:39,861 一切都變成了例行公事 1316 01:26:42,864 --> 01:26:44,073 我錯就錯在… 1317 01:26:47,660 --> 01:26:49,204 我對你說不出口… 1318 01:26:49,287 --> 01:26:51,289 你對我沒感覺了 1319 01:26:51,372 --> 01:26:52,874 你也得承認 1320 01:26:53,625 --> 01:26:57,253 你也對我沒感覺了 1321 01:26:57,337 --> 01:26:58,922 我感覺得出來 1322 01:27:00,965 --> 01:27:05,053 也許我放眼未來是錯的吧 1323 01:27:05,970 --> 01:27:08,723 想著我們將來結婚 養兒育女,建立家庭 1324 01:27:09,515 --> 01:27:11,142 但不是因為我愛你 1325 01:27:11,643 --> 01:27:13,102 或是我們彼此相愛 1326 01:27:16,522 --> 01:27:18,566 也許我是想要人生的全新篇章吧 1327 01:27:19,234 --> 01:27:23,655 我渴望逃離,只為了往前邁進 1328 01:27:29,994 --> 01:27:30,828 吉亞 1329 01:27:33,289 --> 01:27:34,249 對不起 1330 01:27:41,798 --> 01:27:44,634 那小桃甜派呢?你真的愛她嗎? 1331 01:27:51,724 --> 01:27:53,101 希望你幸福 1332 01:27:56,354 --> 01:27:58,898 如果我們的孩子長得像猴子 1333 01:27:59,816 --> 01:28:02,151 沒關係,我會讓他們整形的 1334 01:28:09,742 --> 01:28:11,744 -掰,金戈 -掰 1335 01:28:12,412 --> 01:28:13,246 再見 1336 01:28:14,872 --> 01:28:15,748 吉吉? 1337 01:28:16,291 --> 01:28:18,293 我是說,吉亞 1338 01:28:19,252 --> 01:28:21,379 -金戈? -是我沒錯 1339 01:28:22,088 --> 01:28:23,006 你看起來煥然一新 1340 01:28:24,716 --> 01:28:26,551 見到你真是太開心了 1341 01:28:26,634 --> 01:28:29,887 希望你有空,我們一起吃早餐吧 1342 01:28:29,971 --> 01:28:30,805 我請客! 1343 01:28:32,181 --> 01:28:33,016 來吧! 1344 01:28:34,475 --> 01:28:35,310 謝謝 1345 01:28:36,853 --> 01:28:38,104 你發生什麼事了? 1346 01:28:38,855 --> 01:28:40,773 怎麼這麼正能量? 1347 01:28:41,607 --> 01:28:43,359 你中了樂透嗎? 1348 01:28:43,443 --> 01:28:45,445 你找到上帝了嗎?到底是怎樣? 1349 01:28:46,612 --> 01:28:49,532 被五花肉吃到飽開除 1350 01:28:49,615 --> 01:28:52,285 是我這輩子發生過最好的事了 1351 01:28:52,785 --> 01:28:53,786 多虧了你! 1352 01:28:54,329 --> 01:28:56,664 也許我真的是需要休息一下 1353 01:28:58,207 --> 01:28:59,959 我在客服中心工作 1354 01:29:00,668 --> 01:29:04,213 欠五花肉吃到飽經營者的錢 我正在慢慢還 1355 01:29:05,089 --> 01:29:06,758 我也回去上大學了 1356 01:29:06,841 --> 01:29:10,928 這樣跟你這種受過良好教育的人相處 我就不會沒安全感了 1357 01:29:13,014 --> 01:29:14,849 我現在也有健身 1358 01:29:14,932 --> 01:29:17,268 古典體操、瑜伽和皮拉提斯 1359 01:29:18,853 --> 01:29:20,813 最重要的是 1360 01:29:23,107 --> 01:29:24,525 我戒賭了 1361 01:29:25,109 --> 01:29:25,943 很好 1362 01:29:26,569 --> 01:29:27,820 這樣對你有益處 1363 01:29:30,656 --> 01:29:31,532 對不起 1364 01:29:33,743 --> 01:29:36,245 對不起我之前待你很差 1365 01:29:37,121 --> 01:29:40,958 我知道你不應該 處在那麼有毒的環境中 1366 01:29:43,294 --> 01:29:46,547 成為你人生中的反派,我也很抱歉 1367 01:29:46,631 --> 01:29:48,758 沒有,你不是,才沒有! 1368 01:29:50,468 --> 01:29:53,054 我對現在的人生很滿意 1369 01:29:54,180 --> 01:29:58,184 你不必道歉 你只是做了你認為正確的事 1370 01:29:58,976 --> 01:30:00,353 你不是反派 1371 01:30:06,442 --> 01:30:10,446 好痛,吉亞,拜託住手!好痛喔! 1372 01:30:14,033 --> 01:30:16,411 吉亞,請相信我 1373 01:30:16,494 --> 01:30:21,249 我沒有偷你的項鍊 我們家的人都不會偷東西 1374 01:30:21,749 --> 01:30:25,253 騙子,如果不是你偷的 項鍊為什麼會在你的梳妝台? 1375 01:30:25,336 --> 01:30:28,840 -媽,你不是在那裡找到項鍊的嗎? -沒錯! 1376 01:30:29,340 --> 01:30:31,134 阿努爾福,親愛的 1377 01:30:31,217 --> 01:30:35,847 你女兒都偷東西了 你還要放任不管嗎? 1378 01:30:35,930 --> 01:30:40,143 是不是該把她趕出 這棟超級大豪宅了? 1379 01:30:40,226 --> 01:30:42,603 冷靜點,莫莉莎 1380 01:30:42,687 --> 01:30:44,605 拜託,饒了蜜莉妮莎吧 1381 01:31:03,207 --> 01:31:04,625 反擊吧,蜜莉妮莎 1382 01:31:05,251 --> 01:31:06,335 反擊啊 1383 01:31:10,965 --> 01:31:12,216 阿努爾福老爺 1384 01:31:12,300 --> 01:31:15,136 偷項鍊的人是莫莉莎 1385 01:31:15,219 --> 01:31:18,139 是她把項鍊放到蜜莉妮莎的梳妝台 1386 01:31:18,681 --> 01:31:20,600 吉亞,你在說什麼? 1387 01:31:20,683 --> 01:31:21,601 是真的 1388 01:31:22,643 --> 01:31:25,855 阿努爾福老爺,莫莉莎在操縱你 1389 01:31:25,938 --> 01:31:28,524 她不僅毒害你的身體 也危害你的心靈 1390 01:31:28,608 --> 01:31:29,692 等一下 1391 01:31:30,443 --> 01:31:35,490 莫莉莎的角色 不就是要來折磨我的嗎? 1392 01:31:35,573 --> 01:31:37,742 來折磨我們大家? 1393 01:31:41,287 --> 01:31:46,626 你不是要推開我嗎? 然後我會撞到頭失憶 1394 01:31:46,709 --> 01:31:49,086 忘記阿納多 1395 01:31:49,170 --> 01:31:51,797 你就會開心慶祝,因為他就屬於你了 1396 01:31:53,341 --> 01:31:55,760 蜜莉妮莎 你才是這個故事的英雄主角 1397 01:31:56,594 --> 01:31:58,721 其實,今時不同以往了 1398 01:31:58,804 --> 01:32:00,765 片名應該要改改了 1399 01:32:00,848 --> 01:32:02,934 別再說什麼《受壓迫者法則》 1400 01:32:03,017 --> 01:32:06,187 改成《蜜莉妮莎的世界》吧! 1401 01:32:06,812 --> 01:32:07,772 -吉亞 -對! 1402 01:32:07,855 --> 01:32:10,358 -片名早就該改了! -也該是時候了! 1403 01:32:10,441 --> 01:32:13,319 -對,改片名! -換掉! 1404 01:32:13,402 --> 01:32:15,154 改變整齣劇! 1405 01:32:15,238 --> 01:32:17,365 -沒錯! -說得好! 1406 01:32:17,448 --> 01:32:18,282 夠了! 1407 01:32:23,120 --> 01:32:26,332 我們每個人在這裡都有自己的角色 1408 01:32:26,415 --> 01:32:29,085 有英雄,有反派 1409 01:32:29,168 --> 01:32:32,171 是誰准你們講台詞的? 1410 01:32:32,255 --> 01:32:36,050 莫莉莎,你是反派 卻總是一副自己是主角一樣 1411 01:32:37,385 --> 01:32:41,430 你是我這輩子犯下的最大錯誤! 1412 01:32:41,931 --> 01:32:43,641 我竟然挑了你這麼個廢物! 1413 01:32:43,724 --> 01:32:45,560 你比蜜莉妮莎更糟! 1414 01:32:45,643 --> 01:32:47,436 你不適合這個世界 1415 01:32:47,520 --> 01:32:48,354 也許是吧 1416 01:32:48,896 --> 01:32:53,192 我不適合這裡,因為在我的世界 也就是真實世界 1417 01:32:53,276 --> 01:32:57,822 一個人可以是英雄,同時也是反派 這樣完全沒關係 1418 01:32:58,322 --> 01:32:59,907 這個世界可不是那樣! 1419 01:33:00,533 --> 01:33:04,453 如果我們不好好演自己的角色 就完蛋了! 1420 01:33:04,537 --> 01:33:08,374 這一切和你們所有人都會消失! 1421 01:33:08,457 --> 01:33:10,876 -才不是真的! -是誰說的? 1422 01:33:10,960 --> 01:33:12,670 每次都這樣 1423 01:33:12,753 --> 01:33:16,257 -我受夠了當非玩家角色 -你在說什麼? 1424 01:33:16,340 --> 01:33:18,301 你不該說話! 1425 01:33:18,384 --> 01:33:20,011 你為什麼跟我講話? 1426 01:33:20,094 --> 01:33:22,346 我幹嘛還要繼續跟你講下去? 1427 01:33:22,430 --> 01:33:24,473 因為他們想要改變 1428 01:33:32,773 --> 01:33:34,817 莫莉莎! 1429 01:33:38,279 --> 01:33:39,363 導演! 1430 01:33:39,447 --> 01:33:44,452 莫莉莎,我就說嘛 從外面找人來行不通的 1431 01:33:44,535 --> 01:33:46,454 這個吉亞惹了一堆麻煩 1432 01:33:46,537 --> 01:33:48,956 只是實驗看看而已,導演 1433 01:33:49,040 --> 01:33:50,458 你是導演嗎? 1434 01:33:51,292 --> 01:33:53,169 對,沒錯 1435 01:33:53,669 --> 01:33:56,505 而你,吉亞,你拖累大家了 1436 01:33:56,589 --> 01:33:58,215 你幹嘛不照劇本演 1437 01:33:58,299 --> 01:34:02,970 導演,也許你可以幫新一季 想想新的故事情節 1438 01:34:03,054 --> 01:34:06,474 讓人們有思考能力 現在這個套路你還拍不膩嗎? 1439 01:34:07,350 --> 01:34:08,684 這個嘛… 1440 01:34:08,768 --> 01:34:10,478 -怎麼會… -去啊! 1441 01:34:11,145 --> 01:34:12,688 盡情去集思廣益吧 1442 01:34:13,189 --> 01:34:15,733 我要去最頂端 1443 01:34:15,816 --> 01:34:17,360 找贊助商! 1444 01:34:17,443 --> 01:34:22,490 我會確保你們所有人 淪落到過氣島! 1445 01:34:32,416 --> 01:34:35,002 莫莉莎!莫莉莎,你要去哪裡? 1446 01:34:47,890 --> 01:34:49,141 快去追莫莉莎! 1447 01:35:19,588 --> 01:35:20,423 莫莉莎! 1448 01:35:39,942 --> 01:35:41,527 贊助商在哪裡? 1449 01:35:42,236 --> 01:35:43,821 莫莉莎?是你嗎? 1450 01:35:43,904 --> 01:35:44,905 是啊 1451 01:35:46,157 --> 01:35:47,408 贊助商呢? 1452 01:35:49,660 --> 01:35:51,412 贊助商在哪裡? 1453 01:35:51,495 --> 01:35:54,039 在走廊盡頭的轉角辦公室 1454 01:35:54,123 --> 01:35:55,291 謝謝 1455 01:35:56,542 --> 01:35:58,836 莫莉莎! 1456 01:35:59,420 --> 01:36:00,463 莫莉莎! 1457 01:36:03,424 --> 01:36:05,551 這裡是贊助商的辦公室嗎? 1458 01:36:05,634 --> 01:36:07,011 天啊,莫莉莎小姐! 1459 01:36:07,094 --> 01:36:11,265 對,這裡是贊助商的辦公室 但他正在開董事會 1460 01:36:11,348 --> 01:36:13,434 -在哪裡? -會議室 1461 01:36:14,685 --> 01:36:15,811 莫莉莎? 1462 01:36:16,395 --> 01:36:17,354 莫莉莎! 1463 01:36:18,773 --> 01:36:19,815 莫莉莎! 1464 01:36:20,900 --> 01:36:21,776 莫莉莎! 1465 01:36:23,194 --> 01:36:24,028 莫莉莎! 1466 01:36:30,618 --> 01:36:31,577 莫莉莎! 1467 01:36:32,536 --> 01:36:33,996 莫莉莎!這邊 1468 01:36:35,247 --> 01:36:37,291 -莫莉莎呢? -她在裡面,導演 1469 01:36:37,374 --> 01:36:39,043 往那邊走,快點! 1470 01:36:49,053 --> 01:36:51,263 你是贊助商嗎? 1471 01:36:52,473 --> 01:36:53,474 沒錯 1472 01:36:55,017 --> 01:36:57,937 莫莉莎,你跑來這層樓做什麼? 1473 01:36:58,020 --> 01:37:00,523 樓下出事了 1474 01:37:00,606 --> 01:37:02,358 請幫我一個忙 1475 01:37:02,441 --> 01:37:05,903 把他們驅逐去過氣島! 1476 01:37:05,986 --> 01:37:06,904 等一下! 1477 01:37:08,739 --> 01:37:10,908 導演,這是怎麼回事? 1478 01:37:10,991 --> 01:37:13,285 我真的很抱歉,先生 1479 01:37:19,583 --> 01:37:21,961 安靜!請安靜一點 1480 01:37:25,965 --> 01:37:26,841 是她! 1481 01:37:26,924 --> 01:37:29,218 全是她惹的禍 1482 01:37:29,718 --> 01:37:31,262 告她! 1483 01:37:31,345 --> 01:37:34,682 煽動叛亂,挑起革命 1484 01:37:34,765 --> 01:37:37,643 他們都希望節目停播! 1485 01:37:38,435 --> 01:37:40,938 贊助商先生,恕我直言 1486 01:37:41,021 --> 01:37:43,858 我們只是希望有點改變,僅此而已 1487 01:37:44,483 --> 01:37:47,486 小丫頭,改變很危險 1488 01:37:48,737 --> 01:37:52,658 我們的觀眾只想要安心舒適 1489 01:37:52,741 --> 01:37:55,786 觀賞能為他們帶來希望的故事 1490 01:37:57,329 --> 01:37:59,331 我們充滿希望 1491 01:37:59,415 --> 01:38:03,544 但如果什麼都改變不了 要希望又有何用? 1492 01:38:04,044 --> 01:38:07,131 我從扮演反派中學到了一件事,先生 1493 01:38:07,214 --> 01:38:10,301 身為反派,並不是有多邪惡 1494 01:38:10,384 --> 01:38:13,304 而是要有奮戰爭取的勇氣 不是為了錯的事 1495 01:38:13,387 --> 01:38:14,722 而是為了對的事 1496 01:38:14,805 --> 01:38:17,224 而我奮鬥爭取的目標是正確的 1497 01:38:17,308 --> 01:38:20,352 我們的節目 有很多需要改變的地方吧? 1498 01:38:20,853 --> 01:38:22,271 她說得沒錯 1499 01:38:23,772 --> 01:38:25,065 -潔絲 -是,先生? 1500 01:38:25,858 --> 01:38:27,818 《受壓迫者法則》的收視率怎麼樣? 1501 01:38:27,902 --> 01:38:32,615 還是很不錯,先生,不過遇到瓶頸了 1502 01:38:32,698 --> 01:38:35,784 已經很久沒有起色了,先生 1503 01:38:37,328 --> 01:38:38,203 好吧 1504 01:38:38,787 --> 01:38:39,872 好,那麼… 1505 01:38:41,457 --> 01:38:47,046 你建議用什麼類型的節目 取代《受壓迫者法則》? 1506 01:38:48,088 --> 01:38:50,132 -我嗎? -對 1507 01:38:51,842 --> 01:38:53,010 吉亞? 1508 01:38:53,552 --> 01:38:57,640 你要用什麼節目取代 《受壓迫者法則》?什麼都沒有? 1509 01:38:58,432 --> 01:39:02,061 等等!贊助商先生 1510 01:39:02,645 --> 01:39:05,564 我們可以拍攝 改編自《社會毒瘤》的迷你影集 1511 01:39:05,648 --> 01:39:09,401 但加點《柏捷頓家族》的特色進去 導演,你同不同意? 1512 01:39:09,485 --> 01:39:10,945 《社會毒瘤》? 1513 01:39:11,028 --> 01:39:12,613 真無聊! 1514 01:39:13,781 --> 01:39:16,450 我們也可以做美食紀錄片節目 1515 01:39:16,533 --> 01:39:19,203 介紹不同地區的各種版本阿多波 1516 01:39:19,286 --> 01:39:22,998 第二季可以介紹不同種類的風味香腸 1517 01:39:23,082 --> 01:39:27,044 阿多波?風味香腸? 這是什麼傳統市場?誰會看啊? 1518 01:39:27,127 --> 01:39:29,338 跨類型的劇集 1519 01:39:29,421 --> 01:39:32,049 比如動作音樂劇! 1520 01:39:32,549 --> 01:39:33,884 偵探喜劇! 1521 01:39:33,968 --> 01:39:35,970 也可以是懸疑驚悚男男耽美劇! 1522 01:39:36,553 --> 01:39:39,974 跨類型,荒唐!這絕對不可能 1523 01:39:42,351 --> 01:39:43,310 各位 1524 01:39:44,478 --> 01:39:45,688 幫幫我吧 1525 01:39:46,522 --> 01:39:47,648 你們覺得呢? 1526 01:39:57,032 --> 01:39:59,702 你、你、你,還有你 1527 01:39:59,785 --> 01:40:00,619 留下來 1528 01:40:03,205 --> 01:40:04,331 -導演 -是? 1529 01:40:04,999 --> 01:40:07,710 我要你好好聽他們的想法 1530 01:40:07,793 --> 01:40:10,838 -是,先生 -其他人可以離開了 1531 01:40:12,339 --> 01:40:13,173 好 1532 01:40:13,674 --> 01:40:15,426 -離開 -離開,好 1533 01:40:15,509 --> 01:40:16,844 -回片場 -好 1534 01:40:16,927 --> 01:40:18,429 -在片場等我 -好 1535 01:40:18,512 --> 01:40:22,850 -怎麼回事啊?我好困惑 -一個關於《社會毒瘤》的影集 1536 01:40:33,193 --> 01:40:34,653 你怎麼還在這裡? 1537 01:40:36,947 --> 01:40:37,990 你走吧 1538 01:40:38,699 --> 01:40:39,658 什麼? 1539 01:40:39,742 --> 01:40:41,493 -希望他同意 -對啊 1540 01:40:41,577 --> 01:40:43,412 真期待,他們會聊什麼呢? 1541 01:40:43,495 --> 01:40:44,496 吉亞 1542 01:40:47,583 --> 01:40:49,334 怎麼?這下你滿意了嗎? 1543 01:40:50,335 --> 01:40:53,130 如果沒人收看這些新節目 1544 01:40:54,048 --> 01:40:55,382 都是你的錯! 1545 01:40:57,176 --> 01:40:59,595 不試試看怎麼知道呢? 1546 01:41:02,389 --> 01:41:05,392 你是我人生中的反派 1547 01:41:11,565 --> 01:41:13,108 當英雄真適合你 1548 01:41:15,402 --> 01:41:16,236 謝謝 1549 01:41:28,624 --> 01:41:29,583 吉經理 1550 01:41:30,167 --> 01:41:33,170 嘿!歡迎回來! 1551 01:41:33,253 --> 01:41:35,339 吉經理,非常感謝你 1552 01:41:35,839 --> 01:41:37,466 你沒有忘記我們 1553 01:41:37,966 --> 01:41:39,218 我不是跟你們說了嗎? 1554 01:41:39,301 --> 01:41:42,971 等餐廳業績有起色 我一定馬上通知你們 1555 01:41:43,055 --> 01:41:44,765 -謝謝! -謝謝你 1556 01:41:46,100 --> 01:41:49,144 由於本店的財務狀況很不錯,薇琪 1557 01:41:49,228 --> 01:41:50,145 怎麼了? 1558 01:41:50,729 --> 01:41:53,440 你的名牌好像出了點問題 1559 01:41:53,524 --> 01:41:57,361 等一下,我覺得這個比較適合你 1560 01:41:57,444 --> 01:41:58,487 (我是薇琪副理) 1561 01:42:02,491 --> 01:42:04,159 恭喜你 1562 01:42:05,911 --> 01:42:09,039 -薇琪副理 -吉吉經理,天啊! 1563 01:42:09,706 --> 01:42:10,916 放心吧 1564 01:42:10,999 --> 01:42:15,337 我保證我絕對會是史上最棒的副理! 1565 01:42:15,879 --> 01:42:17,548 謝謝你,謝謝 1566 01:42:17,631 --> 01:42:20,175 你當之無愧,你的工作表現非常出色 1567 01:42:20,259 --> 01:42:21,969 -對吧? -對! 1568 01:42:22,052 --> 01:42:24,555 -薇琪,中午你請客吧! -預支薪水! 1569 01:42:24,638 --> 01:42:26,557 好了,繼續幹活吧,快點 1570 01:42:26,640 --> 01:42:27,808 她好嚴格喔 1571 01:42:28,600 --> 01:42:30,811 開玩笑的啦,快去吧 1572 01:42:47,744 --> 01:42:48,579 請進 1573 01:42:49,872 --> 01:42:50,706 你好 1574 01:42:52,666 --> 01:42:54,209 你來得正好 1575 01:42:54,293 --> 01:42:55,335 晚餐好了 1576 01:42:59,756 --> 01:43:02,718 你今晚想做什麼?我們要出去嗎? 1577 01:43:03,635 --> 01:43:07,055 不了,就待在這裡吧,一起看點節目 1578 01:43:10,893 --> 01:43:12,227 我們要看什麼? 1579 01:43:12,728 --> 01:43:14,813 我最愛的節目出新的一集了 1580 01:43:15,856 --> 01:43:16,690 好吧 1581 01:43:16,773 --> 01:43:18,942 (《美食世界》) 1582 01:43:19,026 --> 01:43:21,153 (《布卡約甜點日程》) 1583 01:43:21,236 --> 01:43:23,197 (《老爺的成功祕訣》) 1584 01:43:23,280 --> 01:43:25,324 (《詭林》) 1585 01:43:26,200 --> 01:43:27,117 這個! 1586 01:43:27,201 --> 01:43:28,076 這個嗎? 1587 01:43:32,664 --> 01:43:34,750 (《莫莉莎大宅》) 1588 01:43:34,833 --> 01:43:37,211 歡迎來到莫莉莎大宅 1589 01:43:37,711 --> 01:43:41,715 如今我是這個超級大豪宅的女王了 1590 01:43:42,216 --> 01:43:46,303 我是這座超大莊園的唯一所有人 1591 01:43:46,386 --> 01:43:48,388 只剩我一人留在這裡 1592 01:43:48,889 --> 01:43:52,643 只剩我一個人留下來清掃一切 1593 01:44:32,474 --> 01:44:35,352 《反派學院》 1594 01:47:44,374 --> 01:47:46,960 字幕翻譯:許晨翎