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{\an8}This programme contains
shocking scenes of violence that
some viewers may find distressing,

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{\an8}strong language from the start,
offensive and
discriminatory attitudes,

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{\an8}and scenes of a sexual nature

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...Clive in my house, and he's there
when this fight breaks out.

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I swear to God, that's the end
of it. I've had enough.

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So, she found her dad at
the bottom of the stairs. Oh.

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{\an8}LAUGHS

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Yeah.
God knows how long he'd been there.

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The ambulance took forever.
She's like, "Party's cancelled.

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"If you want the buffet,
come and help yourself."

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Can she not freeze it?
No, she was all dramatic.

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She was like,
"Get it out of my sight!" I mean,

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that was ten o'clock this morning.
I mean, he might be dead by now.

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It's a wake. Rest in peace, Daddy.

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Oh, my God!
I love a cheap sausage roll.

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Mm! I thought we could
start season two.

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Um, it's eight episodes,

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{\an8}so we could do four this afternoon,

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{\an8}and then four next week.

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You know, see how we get on.
Mm.

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Got pizza, so don't go
and order Deliveroo.

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It's twice the price.
We can't afford it.

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I told you, I got paid in cash
by him next door, didn't I?

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How much did you charge?

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800 quid.

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How much did he give you? 800 quid.

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What, he didn't give a tip?
No. Tight bastard.

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He's a proper little Scotsman,
that one, ain't he?

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But what does she think?
That's what I'm dying to know.

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Marie. How much does she know?

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I don't think she knows anything.

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She knows George is gay, though.

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No, I don't think so.
Of course she does.

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That needs a chutney or something.

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Mm. And I'm not asking,

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because you told me that

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I interfere too much
with that family.

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But she could help.
She could talk some sense into them.

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But no.

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You wanna keep it all
secret from her.

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She's not my wife.

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I know, but you could try.

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You don't have to be all...

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What?

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OK. Oh, what is it this time?

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I'm just saying you don't have
to be all gay man about this.

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Meaning? I've told you before.

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What? Sometimes, Leo,
you can look down on women.

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Fuck off.

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Like that.

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So, Clive is next door
and you're having a go at me?

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Well, you know.
Your mum wasn't the nicest. Ugh.

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Your words.

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You've spent 35 years
on Canal Street,

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where it's men all day
and all night,

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and maybe that makes women
a bit irrelevant.

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Oh, so straight men aren't
the problem, it's the gays?

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Sometimes, yeah.

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I think, in your eyes,
women get reduced.

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Mm, thank you, good to know.
I'm sorry,

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that's Carly saying that,
my own daughter.

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And she says I go running round
after you clearing up your mess.

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What have I done?
I am not saying she's right...

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What have I done today to deserve
this? That's what she sees.

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I woke up, it's my day off...

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I mean, it's my fault. I thought,

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"Oh, I'll spend it with Stephanie.
Watch season two. That'll be nice."

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And it's gotta be said,
when Claude did all that stuff

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and emptied the account, you were

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too busy. ..my best mate has a go
at me cos I was kind.

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Ask Roddy. Just ask him.

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Just tell me, why do you have
to make... he'll go straight home

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and tell him...
...everything so difficult?

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and then, they're all
laughing at me.

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It's like that. Your hand.

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What happened to your hand?

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I just bruised it, that's all.

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How? At work.

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Were you in a fight? No.

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You kept secrets with that Patricia.

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If you're hiding things
from me now...

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...don't.

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DOORBELL RINGS

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We are arriving, we're arrivisto,

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we are arriving,
we're on the piss-to.

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Jesus Christ! Call the police,
the lunatics have escaped.

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Hey, come on in.

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How are ya? Come on, come on.

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All right, Tuckshop? All right?
In you get, in you get.

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Are you giving up? Eh?

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Are you selling it off, are you?
Are you retiring, old man?

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No, I've gotta carry my stuff in
from the van every night, haven't I?

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And then every morning I've gotta
carry it back to the van,

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cos I can't leave it in
the van overnight

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because of thieving bastards
like you.

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Hey, don't take me on.
Look at this. Feel that.

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Yeah, you're looking good.
Oh, bit of work in that, mate.

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I discovered this thing,
yeah, with the cables.

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If you wanna isolate
your pelvic floor,

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shove your finger up your arse.

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Well, you'd love that.

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I love it, mate, it makes you
tense up like crazy, like, whoa!

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Oh, yeah, well, there's nothing
they can do about your ugly face,

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is there? Eh? Come on. Saul! Saul!

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Yeah? Your mates are here, come on.

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George, where are you? George.

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Hold on. I've told you,
will you knock?

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You little twat, is that you?

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What's going on there?

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I dunno. Where's it from?

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That boy Mikey. It's reposted from
someone called Beryl5. Who's she?

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Look, do what you want,
I don't care,

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but what's your lot at
college gonna say?

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Now, don't be stupid.
And get it deleted.

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You look very pretty, Georgina.

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Roddy, you knob, where are you?
We need to get the T-shirts.

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All right, Melba?
What you having, love?

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The usual, please. Coming up.

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Mikey, how do you know Beryl?

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We did that thing at Contact.

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You reposted her.
That boy in the make-up,

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it's Saul's brother.
Can you take it down?

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Tell her, not me. I am.

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You know what they're doing now,
don't you?

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Huh? Women?
They are freezing their eggs,

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cos they say our generation is

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so useless that we can't touch 'em.

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Like we're not good enough.

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Olly, tell him, when was the last
time you had a girlfriend?

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Never had one. 23, never had a
girlfriend. And he's beautiful,

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huh? Fit as a fucking horse.
But they've reduced him to an NPC.

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I've never had a problem.
Don't forget the T-shirts.

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Oh, yeah, yeah. Grab this.
Grab this for us.

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There you go, mate, all the best.
Thank you.

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Kofi, put it down, man,
my mum's gonna kill you.

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Er, Roddy, are you,
are you still vaping?

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Mate, like an addiction,
I swapped one for the other.

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Look, I've got the real thing.

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So, I was wondering,

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how's your dad getting on?
Has he moved in yet?

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Yeah, it's great. Sweet.
Same size as the old shop,

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just better location.

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Right. Does he need any help?

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Nah. He's all good.
It were a bakery before,

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so nothing's changed.
He's just moving stuff around.

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Still, if he needs any work
doing, I'm available.

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You know, just,
things are a bit tough right now,

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you know, so they've got us on this

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breathing Space scheme,
you know, it's just... um...

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Trouble is he moved the counter
and he needed the front rewiring,

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yeah, and do you know who did it?

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Me.

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Yeah, but you're not an electrician,
are you? So, maybe I should check it

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over, you know. I mean, I wouldn't
charge much. I did it for free.

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Yeah, but you don't know what
you're doing.

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I watched it on YouTube.
Couple of tutorials.

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It was a piece of piss.

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Where are you, Roddy boy?

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Monty, come here.

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♪ We are arriving, we're arrivisto,
we are arriving... ♪

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Hey, Monty! Mr G, big man?

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Ha-ha! You big idiot! How you doing?

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Yeah, good, how are you?
JMan, have a beer.

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Hey, John... John. Come here.

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Hey, you still owe me a pint, mate.
No, you owe me a pint.

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Mr Goss, no way.

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Come on, everyone, T-shirts.

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Get changed, all of you. This lot
are sponsoring the beer.

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Heyyy!

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ALL TALK AT ONCE

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Come on, Blues!

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ALL TALK AT ONCE

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Fuck off! Out!

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I'm so confident that I'll give
Tuckshop a blowjob myself.

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Heyyy!

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MELEE OF EXCITED BANTER

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INDISTINCT

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Do you wanna know how many goals

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I reckon we're gonna score today?
One, two, three, four, five.

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You like what you see, George?

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George, put it on.
They want kids buying this stuff.

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ALL TALK AND CHEER

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We're arrivisto,

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We are arriving,
we're on the piss-to.

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Hey, get this.

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Oh, fuck off, Roddy!

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We can be sponsored by Grindr.

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Get off me! You tight bitch!

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Fuck off. Love your daddy, boy.
Get off. We're livestreaming this.

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OK, Roddy, Roddy, Roddy... Roddy.
Stop it.

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Come on, it's starting. Get a beer.

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SILENCE

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Let me tell you something, boy.
All right?

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Let me tell you something really
important now.

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Don't enjoy it too much, all right?

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CHEERS AND LAUGHTER

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Eh? Don't enjoy it too much.

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CHEERS AND LAUGHTER

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Come on. Oi, oi, sit down.
Come on.

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Come on, everyone, get down here.

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Let's get going.

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ZOMBIES SNARL

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INDISTINCT

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THEY SCREAM

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ALL CHEER

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FAINT MELEE OF CHATTER

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Ohhhhh!

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Don't be sad. Don't be sad,
baby boy.

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Will you fuck off?

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Hey, language!

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Leave him alone.

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Or what?

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Or you'll find out.

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You're not my boss any more,
so be careful.

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Mr Goss,

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do you know what Saul does upstairs
on his camera?

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It's none of my business, is it?

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A man's bedroom is his castle.
Am I right, lads, eh?

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CHEERS OF AGREEMENT

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We've all seen it.
Billy's sister's passed it round.

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The noise you make when you cum,
you're like a little girl.

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You can shut it,

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or I'm gonna tell them all
why Sheena binned you.

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What did she say?

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Tell you later.
Nah, what did she say?

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I can't tell you now,
cos that would be... premature.

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Fuck off.

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You fuck off. Fuck off!

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Men against boys.

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MEN CHEER AND LAUGH

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Hey, Roddy, this is you.

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ALL LAUGH

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Yeah, yeah, good one, that.

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He got you there, Roddy.
Eh? He got you there.

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He done you.
He's absolutely done you.

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That photo's back. Saul's brother.

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It's on the Lippy Manc site.
Once it's out, you can't stop it.

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You know what I blame for

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the downfall of civilisation?

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Croissants. Croissants?

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Have you seen them,
the modern croissant?

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Walk down the street, every other
shop's an artisan bakery.

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Never mind you can't pay
the gas bill,

244
00:12:54,480 --> 00:12:55,639
have a croissant.

245
00:12:55,640 --> 00:12:59,559
Oh, and there are trays
of these things all pimped out

246
00:12:59,560 --> 00:13:03,199
with crests of pistachio Chantilly
cream on top,

247
00:13:03,200 --> 00:13:06,439
and stuffed with
a blueberry custard roulade,

248
00:13:06,440 --> 00:13:08,959
and covered in glaze and honey
and glitter.

249
00:13:08,960 --> 00:13:11,759
It's the end of the world.

250
00:13:11,760 --> 00:13:13,880
Like the fall of Versailles.

251
00:13:15,240 --> 00:13:19,319
And it leads to the guillotine,
I warn you.

252
00:13:19,320 --> 00:13:21,159
Britain will burn

253
00:13:21,160 --> 00:13:25,920
and the streets will smell
of laminated pastry.

254
00:13:29,480 --> 00:13:31,079
Am I boring you, sweetheart?

255
00:13:31,080 --> 00:13:33,599
No. It's just this thing.

256
00:13:33,600 --> 00:13:34,999
I think it's my fault.

257
00:13:35,000 --> 00:13:37,639
Well, that'll solve it, typing.

258
00:13:37,640 --> 00:13:40,079
That's all the world does now, type.

259
00:13:40,080 --> 00:13:45,560
Heaven forfend you should actually
get off your arse and do something.

260
00:13:54,800 --> 00:13:57,039
You see, the problem is in the old
days we'd have

261
00:13:57,040 --> 00:14:00,319
a fight downstairs, we report it,
police come in, done. Nowadays,

262
00:14:00,320 --> 00:14:05,079
everybody films the bloody fight on
500 different phones,

263
00:14:05,080 --> 00:14:07,719
and that keeps on getting reported
to the police.

264
00:14:07,720 --> 00:14:08,879
We're stuck in a loop.

265
00:14:08,880 --> 00:14:11,959
We end up with 500 different reports
of the same thing,

266
00:14:11,960 --> 00:14:16,199
and then the council starts asking
questions like we had 500 fights,

267
00:14:16,200 --> 00:14:18,119
when it was just one.

268
00:14:18,120 --> 00:14:22,599
I've gotta go.
Louise can cover my shift.

269
00:14:22,600 --> 00:14:24,080
Sorry.

270
00:14:47,720 --> 00:14:49,520
Calico Road, please.

271
00:15:08,000 --> 00:15:11,079
I said, I knew it,
I said she was the devil.

272
00:15:11,080 --> 00:15:14,239
Excuse me, I said so.
And right at the beginning.

273
00:15:14,240 --> 00:15:15,919
Oh, I'm sorry.

274
00:15:15,920 --> 00:15:18,279
Was I disrespecting your rights
as a woman to show

275
00:15:18,280 --> 00:15:20,679
the slightest iota of intelligence.

276
00:15:20,680 --> 00:15:23,399
No. As a matter of fact,

277
00:15:23,400 --> 00:15:26,799
I don't think you treat women badly.
I think you treat everyone badly.

278
00:15:26,800 --> 00:15:28,799
Ah, there she is!

279
00:15:28,800 --> 00:15:30,119
Ah-hah!

280
00:15:30,120 --> 00:15:32,079
You do think you're cleverer than
everyone else.

281
00:15:32,080 --> 00:15:33,239
That's cos I am.

282
00:15:33,240 --> 00:15:34,639
That's the last bit, do you want it?

283
00:15:34,640 --> 00:15:38,039
No, you're all right. That's
the problem with next door, though.

284
00:15:38,040 --> 00:15:39,479
You think you're smarter than them.

285
00:15:39,480 --> 00:15:42,119
What, the fucking Flintstones?
I should hope so.

286
00:15:42,120 --> 00:15:44,039
I know they might not be
your sort of people,

287
00:15:44,040 --> 00:15:45,919
but think about
it. They've raised two boys,

288
00:15:45,920 --> 00:15:47,519
neither one of them has gone to
jail.

289
00:15:47,520 --> 00:15:48,559
Only just.

290
00:15:48,560 --> 00:15:51,239
No, but they're not in prison,
they're not on drugs.

291
00:15:51,240 --> 00:15:53,479
I mean, they're kind of
bright, really.

292
00:15:53,480 --> 00:15:56,359
One of them walks into your house,
helps himself,

293
00:15:56,360 --> 00:15:58,519
and the other one has sex online

294
00:15:58,520 --> 00:16:01,679
and makes money out of it.
That's clever.

295
00:16:01,680 --> 00:16:04,400
Not everyone's as dumb as you'd like
to think.

296
00:16:08,560 --> 00:16:11,719
Does it show?
That I think people are thick?

297
00:16:11,720 --> 00:16:14,239
I mean,
can you actually see it on my face?

298
00:16:14,240 --> 00:16:16,040
Like a lighthouse.

299
00:16:18,800 --> 00:16:22,080
ALL TALK AND GROAN

300
00:16:24,960 --> 00:16:26,399
All right, boys?

301
00:16:26,400 --> 00:16:28,079
All right, Mrs G?

302
00:16:28,080 --> 00:16:30,279
Our mum says hello,
and thanks for the blankets.

303
00:16:30,280 --> 00:16:34,999
Remember what I said - no vaping.
It stinks the house out.

304
00:16:35,000 --> 00:16:37,879
Bunch of idiots, you lot.
You want pizza at half-time,

305
00:16:37,880 --> 00:16:39,319
you need to put it on now.

306
00:16:39,320 --> 00:16:42,519
Marie. Saul could buy us caviar
all the money he's earning.

307
00:16:42,520 --> 00:16:44,080
Fuck sake, Roddy.

308
00:17:12,440 --> 00:17:13,759
What you doing here?

309
00:17:13,760 --> 00:17:15,879
I was just passing. I knew you lived
next door to the boss.

310
00:17:15,880 --> 00:17:17,159
No, no, you can't come in.

311
00:17:17,160 --> 00:17:19,759
I don't want to.
I thought we could go into town.

312
00:17:19,760 --> 00:17:21,279
They've got the Maker's Market
in Ancoats.

313
00:17:21,280 --> 00:17:23,599
No, no, just... can you go? Thanks.

314
00:17:23,600 --> 00:17:25,879
George, I saw the live stream,
OK? I was worried.

315
00:17:25,880 --> 00:17:26,959
They were battering you.

316
00:17:26,960 --> 00:17:28,279
It's football.

317
00:17:28,280 --> 00:17:30,599
Don't be so stupid! Now, fuck off!

318
00:17:30,600 --> 00:17:32,280
I can't be seen with you.

319
00:17:33,520 --> 00:17:35,480
Why not? Because look at you.

320
00:17:36,640 --> 00:17:38,960
You can't come near my house,
so just go.

321
00:17:47,440 --> 00:17:49,239
Where have you been?

322
00:17:49,240 --> 00:17:50,640
Nowhere.

323
00:17:51,960 --> 00:17:53,400
Why'd you go outside?

324
00:17:55,080 --> 00:17:57,280
Dunno. Just went out.

325
00:17:59,240 --> 00:18:00,760
But what for?

326
00:18:02,280 --> 00:18:04,400
Leave... leave it, leave it.

327
00:18:05,880 --> 00:18:08,319
DOORBELL

328
00:18:08,320 --> 00:18:09,559
But what...?

329
00:18:09,560 --> 00:18:11,079
Ten minutes for the pizza.

330
00:18:11,080 --> 00:18:13,360
Hey, George, you missed it.
Player's half asleep.

331
00:18:24,080 --> 00:18:25,960
What are you doing here?

332
00:18:38,000 --> 00:18:41,240
Oh, a penalty! Got to be a penalty
that!

333
00:19:14,920 --> 00:19:17,719
I said hello to George
online, and we got on.

334
00:19:17,720 --> 00:19:20,239
He's a laugh.
I took him out for a drink.

335
00:19:20,240 --> 00:19:21,559
What did you do that for?

336
00:19:21,560 --> 00:19:24,839
How old are you? 25.

337
00:19:24,840 --> 00:19:25,919
He's 16.

338
00:19:25,920 --> 00:19:28,399
Yeah. I know. That's the point.
He's only 16.

339
00:19:28,400 --> 00:19:29,599
Who's looking out for him?

340
00:19:29,600 --> 00:19:31,999
But I'm just the neighbour.
What am I supposed to do?

341
00:19:32,000 --> 00:19:34,360
There's this photo as well.

342
00:19:35,400 --> 00:19:36,839
We were messing about and...

343
00:19:36,840 --> 00:19:38,559
Well, what the fuck
did you do to him?

344
00:19:38,560 --> 00:19:39,679
We were just having a laugh.

345
00:19:39,680 --> 00:19:41,799
Oh, that's clever, so you thought
you'd recruit him at the same time.

346
00:19:41,800 --> 00:19:43,359
All right, back off, Steph.

347
00:19:43,360 --> 00:19:45,239
Nothing to do with me.

348
00:19:45,240 --> 00:19:48,079
But he saw me just now - Clive -
and he's not gonna be happy.

349
00:19:48,080 --> 00:19:49,559
Yeah, he's not a monster.

350
00:19:49,560 --> 00:19:52,560
Excuse me?
After everything he did to you?

351
00:19:55,520 --> 00:19:57,919
All right, but George will just
have a bad afternoon.

352
00:19:57,920 --> 00:20:00,959
Don't we all?
It's part of growing up, isn't it?

353
00:20:00,960 --> 00:20:03,519
Tell you what, I know Marie.
Why don't I give her a call?

354
00:20:03,520 --> 00:20:05,919
No. I know what I'm doing.

355
00:20:05,920 --> 00:20:09,200
I'll just suggest they keep it down
a bit, and it might all calm down.

356
00:20:11,080 --> 00:20:12,319
Clive will never see this.

357
00:20:12,320 --> 00:20:13,759
Mikey's seen it,

358
00:20:13,760 --> 00:20:16,799
and Mikey knows Saul,
and if Saul sees it...

359
00:20:16,800 --> 00:20:18,600
MOBILE RINGS

360
00:20:25,120 --> 00:20:27,319
Hi, Marie, it's Steph.

361
00:20:27,320 --> 00:20:29,119
Bless George. He looks quite nice.

362
00:20:29,120 --> 00:20:31,359
I was just wondering, I'm in
Leo's...

363
00:20:31,360 --> 00:20:33,839
My mum caught me in full make-up,
and I was older than him.

364
00:20:33,840 --> 00:20:35,199
You're noisy!

365
00:20:35,200 --> 00:20:37,159
I was 18,
and you know what happened then.

366
00:20:37,160 --> 00:20:38,359
If you can... Well, what can I do?

367
00:20:38,360 --> 00:20:41,599
I guess I could have a chat
with Clive.

368
00:20:41,600 --> 00:20:43,359
In a weird way, we get on quite
well.

369
00:20:43,360 --> 00:20:45,559
But I can't just walk in there.

370
00:20:45,560 --> 00:20:47,280
I haven't an excuse to...

371
00:20:49,840 --> 00:20:50,960
Yes, I have.

372
00:20:52,920 --> 00:20:54,479
I'll just be two minutes.

373
00:20:54,480 --> 00:20:56,319
I didn't really know what to say.

374
00:20:56,320 --> 00:20:57,919
Don't start episode three
without me.

375
00:20:57,920 --> 00:20:59,680
What you doing?

376
00:21:01,600 --> 00:21:03,440
He isn't going next door, is he?

377
00:21:05,560 --> 00:21:07,159
What have you done now?

378
00:21:07,160 --> 00:21:08,399
How's it my fault?

379
00:21:08,400 --> 00:21:11,920
Well, the amount of hormones you're
on, no wonder you overreact.

380
00:21:16,600 --> 00:21:18,079
I had a thought.

381
00:21:18,080 --> 00:21:20,239
It's gonna cost me 200 quid
to have my locks replaced,

382
00:21:20,240 --> 00:21:23,599
but why bother?
We've sorted that out.

383
00:21:23,600 --> 00:21:26,079
There's no way it would
ever happen again.

384
00:21:26,080 --> 00:21:28,199
And it's really convenient you
having my key.

385
00:21:28,200 --> 00:21:31,720
So, a wee peace offering.

386
00:21:35,240 --> 00:21:36,719
Sorry to interrupt.

387
00:21:36,720 --> 00:21:39,559
BOISTEROUS SHOUTING

388
00:21:39,560 --> 00:21:41,120
It's half-time.

389
00:21:42,280 --> 00:21:45,800
Well, if you've got five minutes,
could I have a little word?

390
00:22:03,680 --> 00:22:05,559
Look, I know they're all just
having fun,

391
00:22:05,560 --> 00:22:10,080
but I've been there,
on the receiving end, so to speak.

392
00:22:11,880 --> 00:22:13,799
So, you're watching us?

393
00:22:13,800 --> 00:22:16,079
No, it's online.
Everyone can see that.

394
00:22:16,080 --> 00:22:18,639
They're broadcasting live from
your house.

395
00:22:18,640 --> 00:22:20,799
And I was just saying next door,
right now,

396
00:22:20,800 --> 00:22:23,320
it's a funny thing,
sociologically...

397
00:22:24,360 --> 00:22:26,479
...gangs of lads always know when
someone's gay.

398
00:22:26,480 --> 00:22:30,559
It's like a herd instinct,
and they can pick on him.

399
00:22:30,560 --> 00:22:32,640
So, you're saying George is gay?

400
00:22:35,360 --> 00:22:36,439
Well, we talked about this.

401
00:22:36,440 --> 00:22:39,559
No, we said we don't know. So, what,
you've made your mind up without me,

402
00:22:39,560 --> 00:22:42,959
have you? You and your mates,
and that Zee.

403
00:22:42,960 --> 00:22:44,519
Is she next door, is she, right now?

404
00:22:44,520 --> 00:22:46,879
Because she was outside.
Or he was outside,

405
00:22:46,880 --> 00:22:50,959
or they were outside.
How does she know George?

406
00:22:50,960 --> 00:22:53,319
She knows Saul, she follows him,
so she follows his brother.

407
00:22:53,320 --> 00:22:54,599
Yeah, you follow someone online,

408
00:22:54,600 --> 00:22:56,919
you don't follow them home.

409
00:22:56,920 --> 00:22:58,000
So, you sit there...

410
00:22:59,520 --> 00:23:03,239
...in your house, with your mates,
and you follow Saul,

411
00:23:03,240 --> 00:23:05,799
and you follow George,
and those great big lads,

412
00:23:05,800 --> 00:23:07,120
and you watch their videos.

413
00:23:08,880 --> 00:23:10,519
Are you watching with your pants
down, Leo? Oh.

414
00:23:10,520 --> 00:23:13,519
And then you come round here and you
say that I'm a bad father. What?

415
00:23:13,520 --> 00:23:16,839
Will you bollock them, Clive?
They're pissing out the back.

416
00:23:16,840 --> 00:23:19,079
For God's sake. Bloody idiots.

417
00:23:19,080 --> 00:23:20,959
Can I have my phone back?

418
00:23:20,960 --> 00:23:22,879
What you doing here?

419
00:23:22,880 --> 00:23:25,599
Why is your friend Steph
phoning me?

420
00:23:25,600 --> 00:23:29,959
I dunno. I just popped in.

421
00:23:29,960 --> 00:23:32,319
Clive, can I have my phone back, please?

422
00:23:32,320 --> 00:23:35,000
You two. I won't tell you again!

423
00:23:36,360 --> 00:23:38,799
Hi, Mr Struthers.
Are we making too much noise?

424
00:23:38,800 --> 00:23:41,959
No, no, no, you're good.
Good. Hello, George.

425
00:23:41,960 --> 00:23:44,119
That's the man I was talking about.
I worked for him.

426
00:23:44,120 --> 00:23:46,440
MEN CHATTER

427
00:23:50,400 --> 00:23:52,920
All right, move out the way, move
out the way. You take that?

428
00:23:56,000 --> 00:23:58,839
Help yourself, Leo.
We've got pizza for 5,000.

429
00:23:58,840 --> 00:24:01,159
Most of it on the floor.
Monty, what are you doing?

430
00:24:01,160 --> 00:24:02,399
Sorry Mrs G.

431
00:24:02,400 --> 00:24:04,039
Sorry, Mum, he's a fucking idiot.

432
00:24:04,040 --> 00:24:07,159
Yeah, you can shut it, mummy's boy.

433
00:24:07,160 --> 00:24:09,959
I was talking about you, mister.
Oh?

434
00:24:09,960 --> 00:24:12,639
Did Clive tell you
what's happening at work for me?

435
00:24:12,640 --> 00:24:15,479
No. The academy is merging
three kitchens,

436
00:24:15,480 --> 00:24:19,839
so my job is in consultation.
We all know what that means.

437
00:24:19,840 --> 00:24:23,079
That's tough.
No, but the real problem is my boss,

438
00:24:23,080 --> 00:24:27,319
Alexander, he's a gay man, you see.

439
00:24:27,320 --> 00:24:28,679
Well, I don't actually know him.

440
00:24:28,680 --> 00:24:29,999
But this is what he does.

441
00:24:30,000 --> 00:24:32,919
He employs young lads
in the kitchen,

442
00:24:32,920 --> 00:24:34,759
and I mean young,

443
00:24:34,760 --> 00:24:37,199
and they get younger and younger,
those boys.

444
00:24:37,200 --> 00:24:38,599
Yeah, one of them is under 16.

445
00:24:38,600 --> 00:24:41,279
And the funny thing is,
are their jobs in danger?

446
00:24:41,280 --> 00:24:42,919
No, they're not, they're safe.

447
00:24:42,920 --> 00:24:45,439
It's the women the first to go.
Thank you.

448
00:24:45,440 --> 00:24:47,119
OK, but that is not my fault.

449
00:24:47,120 --> 00:24:49,840
Never is, is it? Blame-free.

450
00:24:51,920 --> 00:24:53,879
Now, behave yourselves, you lot,

451
00:24:53,880 --> 00:24:56,119
and don't start mooning,
for Christ's sake.

452
00:24:56,120 --> 00:24:57,559
I can't promise, Marie.

453
00:24:57,560 --> 00:24:59,559
Have fun. Sorry, is it Mr Struthers?

454
00:24:59,560 --> 00:25:01,079
Can I ask,
have you got any jobs going?

455
00:25:01,080 --> 00:25:02,759
It's just Saul was saying
about the bar.

456
00:25:02,760 --> 00:25:04,919
Er, not at the moment.
But we get a high turnover,

457
00:25:04,920 --> 00:25:06,959
so it's worth asking.
We're Spit & Polish.

458
00:25:06,960 --> 00:25:08,159
You should look at the website.

459
00:25:08,160 --> 00:25:09,799
It's a gay bar, Olly.

460
00:25:09,800 --> 00:25:11,159
I'll show my arse, I don't care.

461
00:25:11,160 --> 00:25:13,000
Hey, it's a good arse.

462
00:25:14,200 --> 00:25:16,079
Yeah, it doesn't actually matter,

463
00:25:16,080 --> 00:25:18,039
cos you don't have to be gay
to work there.

464
00:25:18,040 --> 00:25:19,359
We're actually not allowed to ask.

465
00:25:19,360 --> 00:25:22,839
You? Don't ask? Beg your pardon.
He's fucking obsessed.

466
00:25:22,840 --> 00:25:25,279
No, it's the law, Clive,
as you well know.

467
00:25:25,280 --> 00:25:27,119
If you were gonna take on
an apprentice,

468
00:25:27,120 --> 00:25:29,679
you wouldn't be able to ask
if he was gay or straight.

469
00:25:29,680 --> 00:25:31,839
Well, I'd know, though, wouldn't I?
I'd know, wouldn't I, lads?

470
00:25:31,840 --> 00:25:33,399
ALL AFFIRM

471
00:25:33,400 --> 00:25:36,120
Would you know if someone's gay
just by looking?

472
00:25:38,320 --> 00:25:39,639
Not always.

473
00:25:39,640 --> 00:25:41,320
Well, could you tell with us?

474
00:25:43,560 --> 00:25:46,799
Um, well, that depends.

475
00:25:46,800 --> 00:25:49,279
Well, go on. Law of averages,
it's gotta be one of us.

476
00:25:49,280 --> 00:25:50,999
Which one, is it?

477
00:25:51,000 --> 00:25:52,799
Um...
Have you got Grindr on your phone?

478
00:25:52,800 --> 00:25:53,999
Hey, I've got his phone here.

479
00:25:54,000 --> 00:25:56,559
Yeah, could, could I have that back, please?

480
00:25:56,560 --> 00:25:58,159
Seriously, can I have my phone back?
Thank you.

481
00:25:58,160 --> 00:25:59,479
Go on, open it up.

482
00:25:59,480 --> 00:26:00,599
Got it, got it.

483
00:26:00,600 --> 00:26:03,559
Open it, go on.
Hey, hey, the Grindr test.

484
00:26:03,560 --> 00:26:06,399
Cos if one of us is bent,
that thing's gonna go ping.

485
00:26:06,400 --> 00:26:07,799
Oi-oi, I'll tell you what, boys,

486
00:26:07,800 --> 00:26:10,319
if anyone in this room is gonna nosh
us off,

487
00:26:10,320 --> 00:26:12,199
Tuckshop would eat anything.

488
00:26:12,200 --> 00:26:15,319
You know what? I'll take it, lads,
I'll take it.

489
00:26:15,320 --> 00:26:16,720
Wait a minute, whoa.

490
00:26:18,720 --> 00:26:20,479
Was it your house that
George was in,

491
00:26:20,480 --> 00:26:23,479
drinking wine and... and
wanking off? Cos Saul said...

492
00:26:23,480 --> 00:26:24,719
Shut up, that's been sorted.

493
00:26:24,720 --> 00:26:26,799
You're the gay next door, yeah?

494
00:26:26,800 --> 00:26:28,519
Ah!

495
00:26:28,520 --> 00:26:32,080
Cos I warn you,
leave Georgie Girl alone, old man.

496
00:26:34,120 --> 00:26:35,919
That bitch is mine.

497
00:26:35,920 --> 00:26:37,759
Come on, Roddy.

498
00:26:37,760 --> 00:26:39,199
Oh, my God! He's hard!

499
00:26:39,200 --> 00:26:41,559
ALL CHEER
Fuck off!

500
00:26:41,560 --> 00:26:44,079
He's got a hard-on.
I'm not kidding. He fancies me!

501
00:26:44,080 --> 00:26:47,399
Oh, he shamed you! He's so ashamed!

502
00:26:47,400 --> 00:26:49,959
Look at his face. Look at his face!

503
00:26:49,960 --> 00:26:52,000
Hey, George, my man.

504
00:26:55,600 --> 00:26:57,879
Oi... Oi. I'll tell you what though, boys.

505
00:26:57,880 --> 00:26:59,280
I've had bigger.

506
00:27:05,160 --> 00:27:06,639
You can fuck off, you little prick.

507
00:27:06,640 --> 00:27:08,479
Takes one to know one, mate. Takes
one to know one.

508
00:27:08,480 --> 00:27:10,639
Congratulations, George!

509
00:27:10,640 --> 00:27:12,239
Go on!

510
00:27:12,240 --> 00:27:14,639
ALL CHEER, GLASS SMASHES

511
00:27:14,640 --> 00:27:16,720
Keep it down in there, will you?

512
00:27:26,440 --> 00:27:28,439
Proud of you, mate.

513
00:27:28,440 --> 00:27:29,599
Go on, George.

514
00:27:29,600 --> 00:27:31,399
You proud of yourself?

515
00:27:31,400 --> 00:27:32,759
I didn't do anything.

516
00:27:32,760 --> 00:27:34,199
It's gotta be said though, boys, eh,

517
00:27:34,200 --> 00:27:35,879
it's gotta be said that
my little George,

518
00:27:35,880 --> 00:27:37,279
he didn't stand a chance

519
00:27:37,280 --> 00:27:39,439
with this little pansy next door.
Cos you know what?

520
00:27:39,440 --> 00:27:41,119
He follows you.

521
00:27:41,120 --> 00:27:44,399
Yeah, all of you. Online.
He's watching you. Look.

522
00:27:44,400 --> 00:27:45,759
Is that my video?

523
00:27:45,760 --> 00:27:47,959
Yeah. Everything you do,
he's watching.

524
00:27:47,960 --> 00:27:50,519
That's not fair. All the time.
Can I just have that back?

525
00:27:50,520 --> 00:27:52,319
Why? Cos what else is
on there, eh?

526
00:27:52,320 --> 00:27:55,719
Thing is, Mr Goss,
those boys of yours,

527
00:27:55,720 --> 00:27:56,840
they're filthy.

528
00:27:58,040 --> 00:27:59,799
They're fucking obscene.

529
00:27:59,800 --> 00:28:01,640
Both of them, hey?

530
00:28:04,760 --> 00:28:06,880
Turn it off. Turn it off.

531
00:28:09,280 --> 00:28:11,520
Get off me. Get off me.

532
00:28:14,920 --> 00:28:16,600
Go on, have a look, have a look.

533
00:28:18,200 --> 00:28:21,000
All right, all right. That's me.

534
00:28:22,440 --> 00:28:24,719
That's me. Tell you what, Monty,

535
00:28:24,720 --> 00:28:26,520
they wouldn't have you, mate.

536
00:28:32,520 --> 00:28:35,879
Hey, Hey, Hey. Good on you, lad,
good on you.

537
00:28:35,880 --> 00:28:37,679
Oh, fucking hell, Dad, I'm sorry.

538
00:28:37,680 --> 00:28:40,759
No. Hey, it's good, isn't it?
Cos you know, you're earning money,

539
00:28:40,760 --> 00:28:43,919
and that's what counts, isn't it,
eh, the coin?

540
00:28:43,920 --> 00:28:45,879
Good on you.

541
00:28:45,880 --> 00:28:49,160
SAUL GROANS AND GASPS

542
00:28:53,160 --> 00:28:55,239
Turning you on, George?

543
00:28:55,240 --> 00:28:56,919
You're going too far, Roddy?

544
00:28:56,920 --> 00:28:59,519
Incest is best, yeah? So.

545
00:28:59,520 --> 00:29:02,119
Look, I think I'd better leave you,
Clive. Can I just have my phone?

546
00:29:02,120 --> 00:29:03,759
You've seen it all before anyway,
haven't you?

547
00:29:03,760 --> 00:29:07,959
Eh? He's seen it before,
Mr Struthers from number five, yeah.

548
00:29:07,960 --> 00:29:11,199
You know what? He's seen you, Saul.

549
00:29:11,200 --> 00:29:15,119
He sits there not ten feet away,
watching videos of you.

550
00:29:15,120 --> 00:29:16,399
Oh, my God. On his computer.

551
00:29:16,400 --> 00:29:18,199
You don't... you don't subscribe,
do you?

552
00:29:18,200 --> 00:29:19,959
No, I do not.

553
00:29:19,960 --> 00:29:22,599
What's this then?
It's on your bar's website.

554
00:29:22,600 --> 00:29:24,999
Sicko.

555
00:29:25,000 --> 00:29:26,079
Fucking hell, George,

556
00:29:26,080 --> 00:29:28,240
you got something to tell us,
then, or what?

557
00:29:37,200 --> 00:29:38,720
What's that?

558
00:29:45,280 --> 00:29:47,599
George, what is that?

559
00:29:47,600 --> 00:29:49,319
I don't know.

560
00:29:49,320 --> 00:29:50,599
What are you doing there?
I don't know.

561
00:29:50,600 --> 00:29:51,719
Where is that? Oh, come on, it's...

562
00:29:51,720 --> 00:29:53,199
Shut up, you!

563
00:29:53,200 --> 00:29:54,720
You pornographer!

564
00:29:57,680 --> 00:29:59,239
Now, you tell me what that is.

565
00:29:59,240 --> 00:30:01,359
Look, I just think that
sometimes when we just have

566
00:30:01,360 --> 00:30:02,759
a lot to drink, we do silly things.

567
00:30:02,760 --> 00:30:05,079
That, to me, looks like a mad night
out with some daft mates.

568
00:30:05,080 --> 00:30:06,919
So, what, he was with you? No.

569
00:30:06,920 --> 00:30:09,199
Is that round your house?
No, it's not.

570
00:30:09,200 --> 00:30:10,800
So, how did you know he was
drunk then?

571
00:30:12,280 --> 00:30:14,039
What, did you get him pissed
and then dress him up, did you?

572
00:30:14,040 --> 00:30:15,279
Clive, just stop it.

573
00:30:15,280 --> 00:30:17,199
Or did you put lipstick on him like
a little doll, did you?

574
00:30:17,200 --> 00:30:20,719
For Christ sakes!
It's a boy in 2026 having a laugh.

575
00:30:20,720 --> 00:30:23,439
He lives right next door, Clive.
It's never a stranger.

576
00:30:23,440 --> 00:30:24,879
There's lots of it and all.

577
00:30:24,880 --> 00:30:28,799
♪ When the red, red robin comes bob,
bob, bobbing along, along

578
00:30:28,800 --> 00:30:30,479
♪ Along

579
00:30:30,480 --> 00:30:36,199
♪ There'll be no more sorrow
when he starts... ♪

580
00:30:36,200 --> 00:30:38,640
Fucking hell George,
something to tell us, then?

581
00:30:40,680 --> 00:30:44,879
♪ When the red, red robin comes bob,
bob, bobbing along, along

582
00:30:44,880 --> 00:30:47,959
♪ Along

583
00:30:47,960 --> 00:30:49,999
♪ There'll be no more sorrow
when he starts... ♪

584
00:30:50,000 --> 00:30:51,039
What you doing to him?

585
00:30:51,040 --> 00:30:53,799
I'm not doing anything,
and I think I'm better off going.

586
00:30:53,800 --> 00:30:55,159
No!

587
00:30:55,160 --> 00:30:56,800
Come on!

588
00:31:02,840 --> 00:31:05,039
Shocking scenes of violence that
some viewers may find distressing

589
00:31:05,040 --> 00:31:06,279
You're trying to change my son.
Let me go.

590
00:31:06,280 --> 00:31:07,799
You're trying to change him.
Just let me go.

591
00:31:07,800 --> 00:31:09,959
Turning him into a little girl?
Clive, let me go.

592
00:31:09,960 --> 00:31:12,159
You seen those photos? What they
do to you when you're trans?

593
00:31:12,160 --> 00:31:14,159
Cos they chop your cock off. Look.

594
00:31:14,160 --> 00:31:15,399
Ask George.

595
00:31:15,400 --> 00:31:16,439
What the fuck? Well?

596
00:31:16,440 --> 00:31:19,919
He didn't do anything. I'd never
let him touch me. He's got HIV.

597
00:31:19,920 --> 00:31:22,079
Dirty fuck! You filthy bastard!

598
00:31:22,080 --> 00:31:24,159
You gotta watch yourself,
Mr Goss, don't touch him.

599
00:31:24,160 --> 00:31:27,679
I saw the pills in his house.
I looked 'em up. He's infected.

600
00:31:27,680 --> 00:31:30,080
I've had it for years, and I'm fine.

601
00:31:31,280 --> 00:31:34,759
But according to Clive,
there's no such thing as HIV,

602
00:31:34,760 --> 00:31:39,239
so go on. Tell 'em, with all
your wisdom, educate the lads.

603
00:31:39,240 --> 00:31:41,079
What's this on your back, George?
Hey, what does that say?

604
00:31:41,080 --> 00:31:43,319
Is that on the T-shirt? No, no, no,
it's on his skin. It's a word.

605
00:31:43,320 --> 00:31:45,159
It's nothing, it's not anything.

606
00:31:45,160 --> 00:31:48,039
Let's have a look...
CROSS TALK

607
00:31:48,040 --> 00:31:49,759
What the fuck is that,
you weird kid?

608
00:31:49,760 --> 00:31:50,839
Flo, what's Flo?

609
00:31:50,840 --> 00:31:53,359
Hey, you got anything else?

610
00:31:53,360 --> 00:31:54,920
What does that mean?

611
00:31:56,440 --> 00:31:58,119
What is it?
George, what the fuck, is it?

612
00:31:58,120 --> 00:31:59,759
Is it menstrual flow? It's a game!

613
00:31:59,760 --> 00:32:02,039
It was a stupid game we were
playing. It's nothing.

614
00:32:02,040 --> 00:32:03,359
What sort of game?

615
00:32:03,360 --> 00:32:04,839
It was his friend. She did it.

616
00:32:04,840 --> 00:32:06,159
Which one? The tranny.

617
00:32:06,160 --> 00:32:08,039
Did you change his name? No.
Did you give him a new name?

618
00:32:08,040 --> 00:32:10,359
No, I've never seen it before.
Did you name him? ..before.

619
00:32:10,360 --> 00:32:11,519
They're gonna cut it off, Clive.

620
00:32:11,520 --> 00:32:12,919
They're gonna cut
his fucking cock off.

621
00:32:12,920 --> 00:32:14,239
What, like this?

622
00:32:14,240 --> 00:32:15,479
MEN GROAN

623
00:32:15,480 --> 00:32:18,359
I'm George, I'm little Georgie.

624
00:32:18,360 --> 00:32:19,679
Gotta say, Mr Goss,

625
00:32:19,680 --> 00:32:21,720
if you want a ladyboy,
you're the expert.

626
00:32:24,760 --> 00:32:25,999
Mr Goss?

627
00:32:26,000 --> 00:32:27,239
Mr G?

628
00:32:27,240 --> 00:32:29,240
What are you doing, Mr Goss?
That's a fella.

629
00:32:34,240 --> 00:32:37,439
We all know you play away from home,
but that's taking it a bit far.

630
00:32:37,440 --> 00:32:38,799
Come here.

631
00:32:38,800 --> 00:32:41,520
ALL SHOUT

632
00:32:43,040 --> 00:32:45,039
Did you plan this? Stop it, Dad.

633
00:32:45,040 --> 00:32:47,359
Is that what you do?
Did you invite me in?

634
00:32:47,360 --> 00:32:49,359
You know, we should hang him high.

635
00:32:49,360 --> 00:32:51,519
Like those trainers that they hang
on the telephone wires,

636
00:32:51,520 --> 00:32:53,119
you know when there's
a crackhouse in the street

637
00:32:53,120 --> 00:32:55,639
and they put the trainers on
the wires to warn people off.

638
00:32:55,640 --> 00:32:58,399
They're not a warning,
they're an advert.

639
00:32:58,400 --> 00:32:59,880
Are you correcting me?

640
00:33:01,320 --> 00:33:04,199
You keep grabbing hold,
and breathing on me,

641
00:33:04,200 --> 00:33:05,759
and using your fist,

642
00:33:05,760 --> 00:33:07,360
I really don't know...

643
00:33:09,480 --> 00:33:11,720
...which one of us is gay?

644
00:33:13,960 --> 00:33:15,880
String him up.

645
00:33:17,640 --> 00:33:18,760
Stop it!

646
00:33:21,840 --> 00:33:24,919
Right... Right,
get him to that lamppost there.

647
00:33:24,920 --> 00:33:26,159
Come on, both of you, come on.

648
00:33:26,160 --> 00:33:28,519
Let me go. It's OK.
I'll just go home.

649
00:33:28,520 --> 00:33:31,160
Let me go. I'll just go home.
Come on now.

650
00:33:32,520 --> 00:33:33,760
Get up there.

651
00:33:39,480 --> 00:33:41,319
Dad, stop it.

652
00:33:41,320 --> 00:33:42,759
What the fuck?

653
00:33:42,760 --> 00:33:43,919
Stop!

654
00:33:43,920 --> 00:33:45,319
What you doing?

655
00:33:45,320 --> 00:33:46,679
That thing!

656
00:33:46,680 --> 00:33:48,759
Get it! Run! Run!

657
00:33:48,760 --> 00:33:50,559
Grab it now?

658
00:33:50,560 --> 00:33:51,719
Run!

659
00:33:51,720 --> 00:33:54,679
POUNDING ON DOOR

660
00:33:54,680 --> 00:33:57,239
Oh, my God! They're going to get in!

661
00:33:57,240 --> 00:33:58,960
They're getting in!

662
00:34:00,520 --> 00:34:03,119
Clive, OK, OK, Clive.
Clive, I'm sorry, OK?

663
00:34:03,120 --> 00:34:05,959
But just leave Zee alone.
She's done nothing wrong.

664
00:34:05,960 --> 00:34:09,599
Police, police, I need police.
Calico Road, M14.

665
00:34:09,600 --> 00:34:11,999
Throttle him up, lads.

666
00:34:12,000 --> 00:34:14,039
ALL SHOUTING

667
00:34:14,040 --> 00:34:15,999
Dad, stop!

668
00:34:16,000 --> 00:34:17,319
Please!

669
00:34:17,320 --> 00:34:18,839
Stop it!

670
00:34:18,840 --> 00:34:20,359
You can fuck off.

671
00:34:20,360 --> 00:34:21,639
SHE SCREAMS

672
00:34:21,640 --> 00:34:23,599
Yeah, go on! Go on!

673
00:34:23,600 --> 00:34:24,759
Just stop, stop, stop.

674
00:34:24,760 --> 00:34:26,159
Dad, what the fuck?

675
00:34:26,160 --> 00:34:29,119
MEN SHOUT

676
00:34:29,120 --> 00:34:31,120
Hold him. Hold him.

677
00:34:33,120 --> 00:34:35,040
MUSIC PLAYS

678
00:34:38,240 --> 00:34:39,800
Let's get him up there.

679
00:34:41,200 --> 00:34:42,479
Dirty little paedo.

680
00:34:42,480 --> 00:34:45,279
Please stop. Clive.

681
00:34:45,280 --> 00:34:46,519
You take pride...

682
00:34:46,520 --> 00:34:48,639
Please stop! ..in your flag.

683
00:34:48,640 --> 00:34:49,919
God!

684
00:34:49,920 --> 00:34:50,959
It's everywhere.

685
00:34:50,960 --> 00:34:52,199
Please!

686
00:34:52,200 --> 00:34:55,919
Well, we need a new flag,
to say that this street is safe.

687
00:34:55,920 --> 00:34:58,440
Dad, please.
That our children are safe.

688
00:34:59,520 --> 00:35:03,559
That there's one place in this world
that children are safe.

689
00:35:03,560 --> 00:35:04,879
And that flag...

690
00:35:04,880 --> 00:35:05,959
Dad!

691
00:35:05,960 --> 00:35:07,359
...is you!

692
00:35:07,360 --> 00:35:08,559
Help me. Go on!

693
00:35:08,560 --> 00:35:09,799
For God sakes, one of you!

694
00:35:09,800 --> 00:35:11,319
Don't do it! Please, help me!

695
00:35:11,320 --> 00:35:12,359
Hoist him up!

696
00:35:12,360 --> 00:35:13,479
Help me!

697
00:35:13,480 --> 00:35:15,200
Three, two, one.

698
00:35:16,360 --> 00:35:18,120
Three, two, one.

699
00:35:19,200 --> 00:35:21,119
Three, two, one.

700
00:35:21,120 --> 00:35:22,959
Get him up.

701
00:35:22,960 --> 00:35:25,599
Look at it. Look at it.

702
00:35:25,600 --> 00:35:28,760
No, Dad! No, Dad!

703
00:35:30,080 --> 00:35:31,439
Dad!

704
00:35:31,440 --> 00:35:33,679
Let him go, please!

705
00:35:33,680 --> 00:35:35,479
Got it.

706
00:35:35,480 --> 00:35:36,840
Dad!

707
00:35:37,960 --> 00:35:39,560
Let him go.

708
00:36:08,120 --> 00:36:10,480
HE MURMURS

709
00:37:29,160 --> 00:37:30,679
SHE SCREAMS

710
00:37:30,680 --> 00:37:32,920
He can't breathe!

711
00:37:33,920 --> 00:37:35,359
SHE CRIES OUT

712
00:37:35,360 --> 00:37:38,159
SHE BANGS CAR

713
00:37:38,160 --> 00:37:40,520
SHE SCREAMS

714
00:37:52,640 --> 00:37:56,520
What have you...?
What have you done?

715
00:39:38,440 --> 00:39:41,040
APPROACHING SIRENS

716
00:40:47,800 --> 00:40:49,840
Here we are. Cheers.

717
00:40:52,960 --> 00:40:56,479
Has he moved all his things now?
Oh, I've still got his books.

718
00:40:56,480 --> 00:40:58,079
I keep thinking he's done it
on purpose,

719
00:40:58,080 --> 00:40:59,879
and he's gonna come back
to pick them up and say,

720
00:40:59,880 --> 00:41:00,959
"Oh, I made a mistake.

721
00:41:00,960 --> 00:41:04,639
"I love you really,
blah, blah, blah." Fuck off!

722
00:41:04,640 --> 00:41:05,759
The divorce is final?

723
00:41:05,760 --> 00:41:07,479
Absolutely. Yeah.

724
00:41:07,480 --> 00:41:09,119
And the bar's all yours?

725
00:41:09,120 --> 00:41:10,199
Mm-hm.

726
00:41:10,200 --> 00:41:11,999
Are you gonna renovate it?

727
00:41:12,000 --> 00:41:14,039
Cor, it's hard enough just
keeping it open.

728
00:41:14,040 --> 00:41:17,639
The costs. Now, I have to employ
four security lads every night,

729
00:41:17,640 --> 00:41:19,639
just cos it gets so rough.
I mean,

730
00:41:19,640 --> 00:41:23,759
in the '90s on Canal Street
you'd never see a fight.

731
00:41:23,760 --> 00:41:26,999
Oh, you did. I was there.

732
00:41:27,000 --> 00:41:28,799
No, you'd have a couple
of drunks maybe,

733
00:41:28,800 --> 00:41:30,999
but these days, you know,
windows get smashed.

734
00:41:31,000 --> 00:41:33,639
Men driving past on motorbikes,
throwing bricks.

735
00:41:33,640 --> 00:41:34,720
Come on!

736
00:41:36,000 --> 00:41:37,279
And I'm not starting up,

737
00:41:37,280 --> 00:41:39,399
but you and I can't even mention
trans rights without

738
00:41:39,400 --> 00:41:41,039
a massive fucking argument,
so it's,

739
00:41:41,040 --> 00:41:43,200
it's... it's... it's
all getting worse.

740
00:41:44,480 --> 00:41:46,679
You sound like Melba now.

741
00:41:46,680 --> 00:41:47,840
Well...

742
00:41:49,120 --> 00:41:51,799
...like he always says,
in the old days,

743
00:41:51,800 --> 00:41:55,519
if they hated us, you could say it
was due to a lack of visibility,

744
00:41:55,520 --> 00:41:59,080
because we were hidden in
basements like this.

745
00:42:00,080 --> 00:42:02,399
Fucking in the dark.

746
00:42:02,400 --> 00:42:04,399
No wonder they thought
we were perverts.

747
00:42:04,400 --> 00:42:08,160
And so we fought to be seen.
But what if we got it wrong?

748
00:42:09,920 --> 00:42:14,679
What if they see us
and they still don't like us?

749
00:42:14,680 --> 00:42:18,239
Gosh, you're asking a woman
what that feels like.

750
00:42:18,240 --> 00:42:19,799
OK, but it was fine, you know.

751
00:42:19,800 --> 00:42:21,799
15 years ago everything was fine

752
00:42:21,800 --> 00:42:25,760
and now it just feels
like it's...

753
00:42:27,640 --> 00:42:29,599
...ending.

754
00:42:29,600 --> 00:42:31,159
Do you really think so?

755
00:42:31,160 --> 00:42:35,719
Yeah... Yeah. Every day,
every little thing,

756
00:42:35,720 --> 00:42:37,359
every tiny little thing
that happens,

757
00:42:37,360 --> 00:42:43,279
one by one, like banning a book,
or removing a name,

758
00:42:43,280 --> 00:42:45,039
or pulling down a flag. I mean,

759
00:42:45,040 --> 00:42:47,039
it seems like little things,

760
00:42:47,040 --> 00:42:50,159
but there's a sort of
a violence behind it.

761
00:42:50,160 --> 00:42:52,119
And you just get more
and more of these little things,

762
00:42:52,120 --> 00:42:55,160
and every single day it builds
and builds and then...

763
00:42:58,880 --> 00:43:00,880
I think something big's
gonna happen.

764
00:43:19,240 --> 00:43:22,240
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