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[techno music playing]

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- [automated voice] Yeehaw!
- Oh! Okay, okay.

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Demonface-11, I see you.

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Thanks for the tip.

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Sky loves you.

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- [fanfare plays]
- [sighs]

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Life gets heavy.

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- Yeah, you guys.
- [laptop beeping]

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Yeah, I'm gonna go there.

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Let's talk like we talk
when we're talking,

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because life is literally heavy.

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Like, gravity is actually
pulling you down,

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and life should be fun, and it isn't.

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Work, politics, conjunctivitis…

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Yuck!

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But that's why I'm here.

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That is my only purpose.

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[automated voice] Go, Sky!

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It's to get y'all nice and tingly
from your balls to your mouth,

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to your second mouth.

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[automated voice] Show butthole!

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We all need to live more in the moment.

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Because, guess what, party people?

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Maybe the moment is all we have.

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[music continues]

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Maybe everything's about to change

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and there's not a thing
we can do about it.

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Maybe life's gonna get amazing.

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Or…

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maybe it's gonna suck.

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I don't know.

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You don't know.

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No one knows.

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What I do know is that
we all need to make a to-do list,

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and on the very top of it
should be "have fun."

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And that's what we do here.
That's all we do.

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We have fun and spread joy.

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And speaking of spreading,

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keep those tips coming, y'all,

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and I'll show you something
I call the Chunnel.

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That's where you go in England,
and you come out France.

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[laptop beeping rapidly]

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Oh, thank you.

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Um…

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- Sorry about the other day.
- No.

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- That was really…
- It's okay. It's all good.

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- This is complicated human stuff.
- [Paula] Mmm.

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- [inhales sharply]
- Yeah, it's hard.

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- I mean…
- That's kind of why we wanna do this.

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- I really want things good between us.
- Yeah, I think so too.

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- [Karl] Yeah. Good.
- I mean, you're a great dad.

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And… And Mal, I know that you love Hazel.

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I-I-I really appreciate that.

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- Thank you.
- [Paula clicks tongue] Yeah.

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I mean, we're gonna be
in each other's lives.

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So, we might as well do our best
not to murder each other.

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[Mallory] Agreed.

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- No killing.
- [Paula] Yeah.

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Well, look at that. We just signed
a three-way anti-murder pact.

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- [phone buzzes]
- [Mallory, Karl chuckle]

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[Paula] Mm-hmm.

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But look, uh, Mallory's chance
to run the, uh…

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to run the office in Boise
is a huge opportunity,

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- and I don't think we can pass it up.
- It's a dream.

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A dream in Idaho.

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You make fun,
but Boise is truly beautiful, Pauls.

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- [Paula] Mm-hmm.
- It is.

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I mean, it's amazing.
It's… It's clean, it's cheap,

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- there's, like, barely any crime. It's…
- Kids ride their bikes around,

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nobody locks their doors.

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- Yeah, it's idyllic.
- It's nice. Yeah.

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Mmm. Yeah, you get why
all those racist militias call it home.

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Look, no matter how much
you don't want Hazel to be in Boise,

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it's not like we're gonna move up there
and not see her.

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So we're trying to figure out
how to do this, right?

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Okay.

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[Mallory] So, we had an idea.

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[Karl] What if we did it as a team?

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What if you moved out there with us?

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We got you an awesome rental
with a big backyard,

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- not too far from us, not too close.
- [Mallory] Yeah. And I'll…

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We'll pay for it.

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- Really?
- [Karl] Yes, really.

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We'll get you all new furniture
that, obviously, you pick.

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We'll get… We'll get you a car
to get you situated.

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I have a car.

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[Mallory] Well, you're gonna need
four-wheel drive out there. So…

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- We'll get you one of those cool Jeeps…
- Yeah.

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- …the open-top Jeeps.
- Yeah, like in Clueless.

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- Fun!
- Oh, my God.

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[Karl] We'll make everything so easy
for you, Paula.

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Because I know this isn't what you want,
and that's why I appreciate ya.

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But I think this could be amazing.

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Do you think I could get a dog?

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I mean, everybody up there has dogs.

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- Yeah. Get two dogs.
- [chuckles] Yeah.

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What about a pony?

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Would you get me a pretty pony?

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[Karl] Okay.

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With a mane and a tail that I could brush?
It could sleep in my room.

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- I get it.
- You're treating me like a child.

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[Karl] Look, I know you're dying to say
"fuck you" right now,

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but just think about it.

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Think about it for Hazel.

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That's all I do, Mal.

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[Karl] Oh, is it all you do?

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Because I know you, Paula.

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I really know you.

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So what are you holding on to here?

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What is keeping you here,
other than pride?

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Other than winning?

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It's not about winning.

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This isn't fucking pickleball.

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[Karl] Then what is it?

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You don't have anybody special
in your life.

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You don't love your apartment

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- and your job is fine!
- [Mallory] Karl.

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[Karl] But you love it so much
that you can't leave for your family?

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This is an incredible opportunity.

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Not just for you, Paul, for all of us.

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We are offering you an olive branch.

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[sighs]

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I'm sorry, you didn't deserve that.

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You get emotional. He's emotional.

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Oh, I remember.

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Paula, will you at least
just think about it?

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Please.

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Okay.

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- [phone buzzes]
- Um…

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I gotta go. [sighs]
Ugh, I gotta get to work.

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Thank you, Paula.

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[tense music playing]

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["Emerge" playing]

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[heat gun blowing]

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- [music continues]
- [school bell rings]

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Hiya.

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Hey, listen, I just found these outside.

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Figured they, uh, belong to a student
with tiny feet named Hazel.

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Right. Thanks, man.

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- Hiya.
- [receptionist] Hey.

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I just wanted to leave this
in lost and found.

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[receptionist] Sure. I'll take it.

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[no audible dialogue]

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[ominous music playing]

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- [music fades]
- [huffs] He's Godfathering me.

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What do you mean?

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Please tell me you've seen The Godfather.

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Yeah. I saw it on a plane.

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Might have been edited.

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He's making me an offer I can't refuse.

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Right, sorry. Yes, he is.

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They are pushing you around,
but it is a good offer.

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If I got that from my ex,

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I'd have moved to Burlington.
I'd be working on my novella right now.

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Jesus… [inhales sharply] …even
in my dreams I sell myself short.

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"Novella." Why not the full novel, Doug?
[scoffs]

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[sighs]

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Look, in these types of custody cases,
there's always a tipping point.

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One side makes an offer
so compelling that, if rejected,

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they know there'll never be a settlement.

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So, next stop is court.

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[inhales deeply] But I'm the mom.

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I would have
a good chance in court, right?

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Yes. Definitely.

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But it's still a chance.

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Plus, it's a real expense.

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Look, there's expert witnesses,
child psychologists.

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It can drain you.

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- Which is why…
- Boise.

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I mean, it doesn't hurt to look.

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If you like it, hey, nice life.

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If not…

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[sighs] …you know
what you're fighting for.

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Your duck is dying.

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[intriguing music playing]

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[frenetic music playing]

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- Here you are.
- [music stops]

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[Geri] Oh, you giant beauty. Bless you.

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I didn't know
you were thinking of law school.

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Oh.

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Yeah, well, can't check facts forever,
so… [chuckles]

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You know, at graduation,
our commencement speaker, Angela Bassett…

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Black Panther: Wakanda Forever?

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Uh, she… Anyway, she told us
to follow our passions.

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Turns out ol' Angie
gives pretty bad advice,

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'cause finding good dumplings
and watching horror movies

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aren't gonna get me
a house in The Hamptons.

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So, I'm just following what I'm good at.

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Memorizing arcane shit
and arguing about it.

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Hence, law school.

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I thought your passion was Vi.

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Oh, shit. [chuckles]

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Actually, what do you think of this?

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Ooh.

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I think you're very close
to a free yogurt.

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Well, I found this
in Vi's underwear drawer.

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Oh. Before you say anything,
I'm going to assume you're overreacting.

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Vi is not a dessert person.

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She is all about the savory,
I am the sweets guy.

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So why then, I ask you,
does she have a yogurt card

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with nine of the ten yogurt cups
already punched?

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- [Paula] Mmm.
- Makes no sense. Doesn't add up.

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I was wrong. This is really bad.

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Rudy, you know, everyone keeps secrets,

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and if you dig a little deeper
you know what I think you're gonna find?

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- What?
- You need a therapist.

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- Okay.
- [Paula] Yeah, she's right.

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Real relationships have real problems.

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This isn't a real problem,
or a relationship.

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[clicks tongue] Sorry.

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Thanks, but I don't know if you have
much credibility on real relationships.

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Just, uh…

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Just online cam ones.

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[chuckles]

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Ouch.

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[phone ringing]

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[ominous music playing]

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- Was that too far?
- Yeah. It felt a little far.

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She made it seem worse by saying "ouch."

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- Hello.
- [distorted voice] You still owe money.

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- Fifteen thousand.
- [stammers] I… I don't…

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Remember, we know you,

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your daughter, your ex.

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Get a pen.

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Routing number.

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Wire it.

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You have until three o'clock.

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If we don't get it,
you know what we're capable of.

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We'll ruin your fucking life.

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[call disconnects]

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- [breathing heavily]
- [line rings]

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[Gonzales] You've reached the desk
of Detective Sofia Gonzales of the NYPD.

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- If it's an emergency, dial 911.
- [line beeps]

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It's Paula Sanders.

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Uh, uh… They-They called again.

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The… The… [clicks tongue]

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The other scammer or the-the-the murderer?

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[stammers] I-I… They want money.

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Call me back. Please.

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- [cat meowing]
- [music fades]

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[neighbor] Oh. I mean, I barely knew him,
and now I have his cat?

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What am I supposed to do with this guy?

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I mean, he's a little puddin' pop,
but I have the dogs.

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Now, did your neighbor have any friends?

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Reggie'd kill him for sure.

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I'm gonna find cat bones in his turds.

247
00:13:33,355 --> 00:13:34,857
I'm gonna have to take him to the vet

248
00:13:34,940 --> 00:13:36,733
to make sure that
he didn't puncture an intestine,

249
00:13:36,817 --> 00:13:38,610
and I don't have that intestine money.

250
00:13:38,694 --> 00:13:40,237
I'm not supposed to do this,
but you know what?

251
00:13:40,320 --> 00:13:42,906
I'm going to take
this cutie patootie home with me.

252
00:13:42,990 --> 00:13:43,991
- Really?
- Yeah.

253
00:13:44,074 --> 00:13:46,493
My… My Biscuit passed away
two months ago, so…

254
00:13:46,577 --> 00:13:48,495
Oh, thank you!

255
00:13:48,579 --> 00:13:51,999
Now, uh, do you recall anyone?
Any friends? Any family?

256
00:13:52,082 --> 00:13:53,834
Uh… [stammers]

257
00:13:54,710 --> 00:13:56,545
Dennis is all. His boyfriend.

258
00:13:57,129 --> 00:13:58,672
- He had a boyfriend?
- Yep.

259
00:14:04,803 --> 00:14:06,138
[sighs]

260
00:14:09,224 --> 00:14:10,809
[line ringing]

261
00:14:11,393 --> 00:14:14,771
You've reached the desk
of Detective Sofia Gonzales of the NYPD.

262
00:14:14,855 --> 00:14:16,899
If it's an emergency, dial 911.

263
00:14:16,982 --> 00:14:18,192
[line beeps]

264
00:14:18,275 --> 00:14:19,902
Hi, it's Paula again.

265
00:14:19,985 --> 00:14:22,696
Uh, what… Are you on vacation?
I'm freaking out.

266
00:14:22,779 --> 00:14:25,908
They want the money by 3:00.
What do I do? Call me back.

267
00:14:29,077 --> 00:14:30,495
[sighs]

268
00:14:33,332 --> 00:14:35,125
[ominous music playing]

269
00:14:44,426 --> 00:14:46,220
[upbeat techno music playing]

270
00:14:54,102 --> 00:14:57,022
Hey. You know, Rudy's a big, dumb idiot.
I don't think he really meant

271
00:14:57,105 --> 00:14:59,441
- what he said--
- I… I can't do this right now. Sorry.

272
00:15:02,027 --> 00:15:03,403
[upbeat techno music continues]

273
00:15:03,487 --> 00:15:04,613
[phone dings]

274
00:15:06,865 --> 00:15:07,866
Are you shitting me?

275
00:15:10,869 --> 00:15:12,120
[phone dings]

276
00:15:25,384 --> 00:15:26,385
[Geri] Paula.

277
00:15:26,468 --> 00:15:27,427
Did you see that?

278
00:15:36,520 --> 00:15:37,646
[detective] The hell is that?

279
00:15:40,440 --> 00:15:41,567
Victim had a cat.

280
00:15:42,067 --> 00:15:43,861
And you like it for the murder?

281
00:15:43,944 --> 00:15:45,320
Sweet. Case closed.

282
00:15:45,904 --> 00:15:48,323
- What's up, little man?
- He had a boyfriend too.

283
00:15:48,407 --> 00:15:49,575
Maybe there's something there.

284
00:15:50,325 --> 00:15:51,577
Could be.

285
00:15:51,660 --> 00:15:54,204
I was thinking. There was no forced entry,

286
00:15:54,288 --> 00:15:57,249
but the side window was open,
and it was cold last night.

287
00:15:57,332 --> 00:15:58,709
Maybe the perp climbed in.

288
00:15:59,501 --> 00:16:01,920
Well, that place was tossed
and cleaned by a pro.

289
00:16:02,004 --> 00:16:04,673
It wasn't some meth head
looking for a Rolex.

290
00:16:04,756 --> 00:16:06,300
Find anything on security cameras?

291
00:16:06,383 --> 00:16:09,428
Down the street they caught a car
racing off. Got a plate.

292
00:16:10,345 --> 00:16:11,638
You're running it?

293
00:16:12,556 --> 00:16:14,308
You gotta chill with the follow-ups.

294
00:16:14,391 --> 00:16:15,559
Why wouldn't I run it?

295
00:16:15,642 --> 00:16:18,520
When you assume I'm not gonna run it,
it makes me not wanna run it.

296
00:16:18,604 --> 00:16:19,730
So, did you run it?

297
00:16:21,398 --> 00:16:24,234
Another possibility,
maybe the cam boy wasn't scamming her.

298
00:16:24,735 --> 00:16:27,696
Maybe the whole thing was real?
He died being tortured by the kidnappers?

299
00:16:27,779 --> 00:16:29,114
Mmm.

300
00:16:29,198 --> 00:16:31,200
More likely, he's been scamming
a lot of people,

301
00:16:31,283 --> 00:16:32,868
then someone got fed up and killed him.

302
00:16:35,746 --> 00:16:39,666
So, uh… who's going to tell the boyfriend?

303
00:16:41,585 --> 00:16:43,587
Come on, Baxter.
You're better at the sensitive stuff.

304
00:16:43,670 --> 00:16:45,506
Nah. I'm an empath.

305
00:16:45,589 --> 00:16:47,674
If I do it, I'ma be sad all week.

306
00:16:49,092 --> 00:16:51,303
[chuckles] Guess you are a sweets guy.

307
00:16:52,930 --> 00:16:53,972
Feeling superior?

308
00:16:54,056 --> 00:16:55,849
- To you? Yes, always.
- Okay.

309
00:16:56,600 --> 00:16:58,185
You know, grapes are straight carbs.

310
00:16:58,268 --> 00:17:00,604
This has peanuts in it
to balance the glycemic load.

311
00:17:00,687 --> 00:17:02,773
- You're a glycemic load. You know that?
- Hmm.

312
00:17:03,273 --> 00:17:06,193
Hello. Paula left her laptop open.

313
00:17:06,276 --> 00:17:07,819
Maybe we could find the cam boy.

314
00:17:07,903 --> 00:17:10,280
Uh, Geri, th-this is not okay.
Don't do that.

315
00:17:10,364 --> 00:17:13,075
What? Come on, like you're not curious.

316
00:17:13,157 --> 00:17:14,326
You love the drama.

317
00:17:14,826 --> 00:17:16,703
- Have you looked at my computer?
- No.

318
00:17:17,538 --> 00:17:20,165
Whatever. You-You tell everyone
everything anyway.

319
00:17:20,999 --> 00:17:22,876
I am learning about my coworker.

320
00:17:22,960 --> 00:17:25,127
Which is nice that I care, actually.

321
00:17:25,212 --> 00:17:27,673
Uh-huh. Okay. Well, enjoy your espionage.

322
00:17:27,756 --> 00:17:28,841
I've got LSAT class.

323
00:17:28,924 --> 00:17:32,678
Really? I bet she has an underwear drawer
full of frozen yogurt cards in here.

324
00:17:34,304 --> 00:17:35,764
No, bad idea. Don't do it.

325
00:17:36,265 --> 00:17:38,267
[ominous music playing]

326
00:17:47,150 --> 00:17:49,152
[tense music playing]

327
00:18:07,462 --> 00:18:09,131
[music fades]

328
00:18:13,135 --> 00:18:15,345
[phone ringing]

329
00:18:17,389 --> 00:18:18,390
Hey, how'd it go?

330
00:18:18,473 --> 00:18:20,684
Got into your former contractor's devices.

331
00:18:20,767 --> 00:18:22,728
All company business is accounted for.

332
00:18:23,270 --> 00:18:24,271
Good.

333
00:18:24,354 --> 00:18:27,274
But there were other files
on there too. On the hard drive.

334
00:18:27,357 --> 00:18:29,401
Videos of a dozen unknowns.

335
00:18:29,484 --> 00:18:30,694
Not our targets.

336
00:18:32,237 --> 00:18:34,781
Yeah, that's fine. Just go ahead
and wipe everything.

337
00:18:34,865 --> 00:18:37,743
Really? I mean, it seems kinda weird.

338
00:18:37,826 --> 00:18:40,204
No, it's not weird.
It's standard procedure.

339
00:18:40,287 --> 00:18:41,580
Wipe it.

340
00:18:41,663 --> 00:18:42,664
Danke schön.

341
00:18:43,665 --> 00:18:47,002
[inhales deeply, sighs]

342
00:18:48,253 --> 00:18:49,588
[clock ticking]

343
00:18:50,547 --> 00:18:51,632
[sighs]

344
00:18:52,174 --> 00:18:54,468
- [typing]
- [sighs]

345
00:19:03,477 --> 00:19:05,479
Hi, I'd like to make a wire transfer.

346
00:19:05,562 --> 00:19:07,105
No problem, ma'am.

347
00:19:07,189 --> 00:19:08,899
That's the routing number
and account number.

348
00:19:08,982 --> 00:19:10,067
Will that go out today?

349
00:19:13,070 --> 00:19:14,196
We should just make it.

350
00:19:14,279 --> 00:19:15,781
Okay.

351
00:19:15,864 --> 00:19:17,366
How much would you like to wire?

352
00:19:18,242 --> 00:19:19,451
One dollar.

353
00:19:21,286 --> 00:19:22,704
- A dollar?
- Mm-hmm.

354
00:19:25,541 --> 00:19:26,542
Okay.

355
00:19:32,422 --> 00:19:35,050
[phone beeping]

356
00:19:42,391 --> 00:19:43,725
[beeping continues]

357
00:20:08,083 --> 00:20:10,085
[school bell ringing]

358
00:20:20,053 --> 00:20:21,805
[chattering]

359
00:20:25,517 --> 00:20:27,144
[sighs]

360
00:20:33,192 --> 00:20:37,070
[teacher] Hazel Hendricks!
I think your mom's here.

361
00:20:39,531 --> 00:20:40,657
[Mallory] How you doing?

362
00:20:50,792 --> 00:20:52,503
All right, let's do it.

363
00:20:53,504 --> 00:20:54,755
[engine starts]

364
00:20:54,838 --> 00:20:56,381
[ominous music intensifies]

365
00:21:16,818 --> 00:21:18,612
[music fades]

366
00:21:19,196 --> 00:21:21,406
- [camera shutter clicks]
- [chewing]

367
00:21:23,825 --> 00:21:25,953
[phone ringing]

368
00:21:28,747 --> 00:21:29,748
Hello.

369
00:21:29,831 --> 00:21:31,500
[distorted voice]
You think you're badass, huh?

370
00:21:31,583 --> 00:21:34,169
You have no idea
who you're fucking dealing with.

371
00:21:35,337 --> 00:21:37,256
[stammers] What are you talking about?

372
00:21:37,339 --> 00:21:38,882
Moron, you wired a dollar.

373
00:21:40,342 --> 00:21:43,762
A dollar? Uh, I… [stammers]
That must be a mistake.

374
00:21:43,846 --> 00:21:46,223
I can… I can go back tomorrow.

375
00:21:46,306 --> 00:21:47,307
Fucking loser.

376
00:21:48,892 --> 00:21:50,435
[stammers] I'll fix it.

377
00:21:50,519 --> 00:21:51,645
You can't fix anything.

378
00:21:51,728 --> 00:21:56,441
All you do is fuck things up.
Pathetic, lonely, idiot bitch.

379
00:21:57,317 --> 00:21:58,318
Yeah, well, you know what?

380
00:21:58,402 --> 00:22:03,115
You're the fucking idiot bitch who
just accepted a one-dollar wire transfer.

381
00:22:03,198 --> 00:22:04,199
Fuck you.

382
00:22:04,283 --> 00:22:06,618
Yeah, no. Yeah, I did. I fucked you.

383
00:22:07,369 --> 00:22:08,579
Because you used to be anonymous.

384
00:22:08,662 --> 00:22:10,747
But you know what happens
when you accept a wire transfer?

385
00:22:10,831 --> 00:22:12,833
There's a transaction receipt.

386
00:22:12,916 --> 00:22:15,127
And on that receipt
it's federally required

387
00:22:15,210 --> 00:22:16,628
that there's all this other information.

388
00:22:16,712 --> 00:22:21,300
So, yeah, I fucked you,
OBG Properties LLC.

389
00:22:22,968 --> 00:22:27,723
Yeah? Well, now Trevor fucking dies.

390
00:22:32,436 --> 00:22:34,146
What? Trevor is dead.

391
00:22:35,522 --> 00:22:38,150
[stammers] He's dead.
How do you not know that?

392
00:22:40,152 --> 00:22:41,320
Who is this?

393
00:22:45,199 --> 00:22:46,533
What the fuck?

394
00:22:56,376 --> 00:22:57,461
[line beeps]

395
00:22:57,544 --> 00:23:00,088
Uh… [stammers] Hey, Trevor. Uh, it's Ash.

396
00:23:00,172 --> 00:23:02,341
[stammers] Fucking call me back.

397
00:23:02,424 --> 00:23:04,051
[train brakes squeal]

398
00:23:04,134 --> 00:23:06,762
["A Girl Like You" playing]

399
00:23:49,513 --> 00:23:51,557
[phone ringing]

400
00:24:01,275 --> 00:24:05,237
- Hello.
- Hello. Is this Dennis O'Neill?

401
00:24:05,946 --> 00:24:08,282
Uh, yes. Who's calling, please?

402
00:24:08,365 --> 00:24:11,451
My name is Detective Sofia Gonzales
with the NYPD.

403
00:24:11,535 --> 00:24:14,705
I'm afraid I have some difficult news
about Jeff Thorwald.

404
00:24:14,788 --> 00:24:15,789
[meows]

405
00:24:15,873 --> 00:24:18,834
What? Uh, did something happen to Jeff?

406
00:24:20,169 --> 00:24:21,628
I'm very sorry to inform you, sir,

407
00:24:21,712 --> 00:24:24,173
that Mr. Thorwald passed away
yesterday morning.

408
00:24:24,256 --> 00:24:25,632
[meowing continues]

409
00:24:25,716 --> 00:24:27,009
What?

410
00:24:27,092 --> 00:24:28,510
But I… Uh…

411
00:24:28,594 --> 00:24:30,679
No, no, no. I-I-I… Um, I…

412
00:24:31,305 --> 00:24:33,348
[stammers] Are you sure?

413
00:24:33,974 --> 00:24:36,143
- I'm afraid so.
- [breathes heavily]

414
00:24:36,226 --> 00:24:38,187
But I-I… I literally just saw him.

415
00:24:38,270 --> 00:24:40,522
We were just… I just…

416
00:24:40,606 --> 00:24:43,275
I just saw him. We were just together.

417
00:24:43,358 --> 00:24:46,445
Oh, God. What-What happened? [cries]

418
00:24:46,528 --> 00:24:48,947
Uh, I was hoping that
you could help us with that.

419
00:24:49,031 --> 00:24:51,366
There was an intruder and a struggle.

420
00:24:52,701 --> 00:24:54,203
I'm truly very sorry, sir.

421
00:24:54,286 --> 00:24:55,537
[cries] Oh, God.

422
00:24:56,246 --> 00:24:58,415
I, um… I don't, uh… [cries]

423
00:24:59,249 --> 00:25:01,335
Oh, my God. I, uh…

424
00:25:01,877 --> 00:25:03,545
[sobbing]

425
00:25:03,629 --> 00:25:05,130
I, um…

426
00:25:07,758 --> 00:25:10,010
Oh, my God. Oh, God.

427
00:25:10,093 --> 00:25:11,720
Oh, God. Oh, God.

428
00:25:11,803 --> 00:25:14,014
Sir, we will need to sit down and talk.

429
00:25:14,097 --> 00:25:15,891
You may have some information
that could be vital.

430
00:25:15,974 --> 00:25:18,477
Jeff. Jeff. [sobbing]

431
00:25:20,229 --> 00:25:21,396
I'm very sorry, sir.

432
00:25:21,897 --> 00:25:23,899
- [call disconnects]
- [stops sobbing]

433
00:25:34,326 --> 00:25:35,911
[exhales, sniffs]

434
00:25:35,994 --> 00:25:38,288
- [Paula] Very good. Yeah!
- [Steve] There you go.

435
00:25:38,372 --> 00:25:39,498
[Paula] Hazel!

436
00:25:42,209 --> 00:25:43,210
[Hazel] Yes, Coach Mom?

437
00:25:43,293 --> 00:25:45,087
- You want some power pellets?
- Yeah.

438
00:25:45,170 --> 00:25:47,089
Here. The red ones
make you run super fast.

439
00:25:47,172 --> 00:25:48,757
- Go, go, go, go!
- Yum.

440
00:25:48,841 --> 00:25:49,967
[Paula] Yum.

441
00:25:50,050 --> 00:25:52,970
- [parent] Kick it back this way!
- Frankie, kick it!

442
00:25:54,680 --> 00:25:57,182
Oof. I think we're not good.

443
00:25:57,266 --> 00:25:59,059
I don't understand
why nobody is using their hands.

444
00:25:59,142 --> 00:26:00,644
- It just seems very stupid to me.
- Right?

445
00:26:00,727 --> 00:26:02,855
- Yeah.
- We're not gonna win any games like this.

446
00:26:02,938 --> 00:26:05,607
I think we'll win one. Maybe by forfeit.

447
00:26:05,691 --> 00:26:08,652
[chuckles] I like your confidence, coach.

448
00:26:08,735 --> 00:26:11,697
Uh, I don't see it, but if they do win,
I'll buy you a drink.

449
00:26:15,367 --> 00:26:16,994
You got yourself a deal.

450
00:26:18,245 --> 00:26:20,205
[children shouting]

451
00:26:22,124 --> 00:26:23,125
[whistle blows]

452
00:26:23,208 --> 00:26:25,252
[tense music playing]

453
00:26:32,009 --> 00:26:33,010
[Karl] Hey.

454
00:26:33,969 --> 00:26:35,929
- They look not great.
- [music fades]

455
00:26:36,680 --> 00:26:39,391
- A lot of people say it's the coaching.
- [laughs] I can see why.

456
00:26:40,893 --> 00:26:42,811
Hey, could we talk for a second? You mind?

457
00:26:43,562 --> 00:26:46,565
Have you given any thought
to what we talked about? About Boise?

458
00:26:46,648 --> 00:26:49,818
- Uh, yeah. Absolutely I have.
- Good.

459
00:26:49,902 --> 00:26:53,197
And the offer was very generous.
It's crazy generous.

460
00:26:54,198 --> 00:26:57,743
It's so generous, I almost didn't notice
how manipulative it was.

461
00:26:59,119 --> 00:27:00,871
I'm not trying to manipulate you.

462
00:27:00,954 --> 00:27:02,039
Yes, you are.

463
00:27:02,122 --> 00:27:05,417
It's fine. You manipulate me,
I manipulate you.

464
00:27:05,501 --> 00:27:07,127
That's just where we're at.

465
00:27:07,211 --> 00:27:11,215
But there is someone else
involved in this.

466
00:27:11,298 --> 00:27:13,800
And, like, what kind of role model
would I be for Hazel

467
00:27:13,884 --> 00:27:17,554
if I just let you make
all of my decisions?

468
00:27:17,638 --> 00:27:20,974
Pick what town I live in, which house?

469
00:27:21,058 --> 00:27:24,436
Well, I'm doing this for Hazel, obviously.

470
00:27:24,520 --> 00:27:26,021
Okay. Come on.

471
00:27:26,104 --> 00:27:30,275
Mal got a good job
and everything else is rationalization.

472
00:27:30,359 --> 00:27:32,486
You're actually being really selfish.

473
00:27:33,820 --> 00:27:35,864
Like, look how happy she is.

474
00:27:36,365 --> 00:27:39,701
What kind of mom would I be
if I pulled her out of this life?

475
00:27:39,785 --> 00:27:44,164
She deserves a mom
who will stand up for her,

476
00:27:44,831 --> 00:27:46,250
who she can rely on.

477
00:27:48,001 --> 00:27:49,419
That's who I'm gonna be.

478
00:27:49,962 --> 00:27:52,381
Now, Pauls, you could be
that person in Boise.

479
00:27:52,464 --> 00:27:54,716
- We could build all of this in Boise.
- Oh, my God.

480
00:27:54,800 --> 00:27:58,178
Oh, my God.
I do not want to move to Boise.

481
00:27:59,805 --> 00:28:02,641
Like, you said you know me.
I know you too.

482
00:28:03,851 --> 00:28:07,563
You like udon noodles
and weird art stores.

483
00:28:07,646 --> 00:28:09,356
Like, you don't wanna move to Boise.

484
00:28:09,439 --> 00:28:11,650
- Come on.
- Well, I am. That's happening, okay?

485
00:28:19,157 --> 00:28:20,158
Paula.

486
00:28:22,494 --> 00:28:24,496
Are you really doing this right now?

487
00:28:25,205 --> 00:28:26,999
You're really starting a war with me?

488
00:28:27,082 --> 00:28:28,876
Yeah, I'm not doing that. You are.

489
00:28:31,253 --> 00:28:34,506
If we do this,
you could fucking lose everything.

490
00:28:34,590 --> 00:28:36,508
Yes, so could you.

491
00:28:37,176 --> 00:28:39,970
I'm the mom. Judges love moms.

492
00:28:40,053 --> 00:28:41,847
So maybe you're the one
who should back off.

493
00:28:42,973 --> 00:28:44,433
So, what, that's it?

494
00:28:46,685 --> 00:28:49,188
Yeah. I guess that's it.

495
00:28:53,108 --> 00:28:54,151
Karl.

496
00:28:56,069 --> 00:28:58,030
This area is for coaches only.

497
00:28:58,113 --> 00:28:59,907
[sassy music playing]

498
00:29:02,201 --> 00:29:05,662
Kick the shit out of it, Owls! [grunts]

499
00:29:07,748 --> 00:29:09,541
- Yeah!
- Whoo-hoo!

500
00:29:14,463 --> 00:29:16,465
[music continues]

501
00:29:55,921 --> 00:29:57,840
- [tires squeal]
- [engine revs]

502
00:30:03,887 --> 00:30:04,888
[tires squeal]

503
00:30:06,098 --> 00:30:07,933
I think Trevor's fucking dead, babe.

504
00:30:08,767 --> 00:30:09,852
Where are you?

505
00:30:10,352 --> 00:30:13,522
- [meows]
- [Gonzales] Hey. Dropping off a stray.

506
00:30:26,702 --> 00:30:27,786
[phone ringing]

507
00:30:27,870 --> 00:30:28,871
Hey.

508
00:30:28,954 --> 00:30:30,455
[dogs barking]

509
00:30:30,539 --> 00:30:32,374
Jesus. What's that noise?

510
00:30:32,457 --> 00:30:33,625
You at your mama's house?

511
00:30:33,709 --> 00:30:35,294
Animal shelter in Ridgewood.

512
00:30:36,253 --> 00:30:37,337
Getting rid of the cat.

513
00:30:37,421 --> 00:30:38,964
That cute motherfucker?

514
00:30:39,047 --> 00:30:40,799
Ridgewood kills if they aren't adopted.

515
00:30:40,883 --> 00:30:43,135
Good thing it's cute.
You got an update for me?

516
00:30:43,218 --> 00:30:47,389
Yeah. License plate on the security
footage belonged to Paula Sanders.

517
00:30:47,472 --> 00:30:50,809
Prints on the hockey stick
also belonged to Paula Sanders.

518
00:30:50,893 --> 00:30:55,480
Huh? Why the hell are her prints
even in the system?

519
00:30:55,564 --> 00:30:57,649
[chuckles] You're not gonna
believe this shit.

520
00:30:57,733 --> 00:30:59,359
[music continues]

521
00:31:11,121 --> 00:31:12,247
[Mallory exclaims]

522
00:31:16,251 --> 00:31:17,377
[gasping]

523
00:31:18,295 --> 00:31:19,880
[groans]

524
00:31:24,927 --> 00:31:26,470
[exclaims, groans]

525
00:31:32,518 --> 00:31:34,144
[phone ringing]

526
00:31:37,564 --> 00:31:39,775
Hi, hi. It took you long enough.

527
00:31:40,400 --> 00:31:42,736
So the scammer called, and I tricked them.

528
00:31:42,819 --> 00:31:44,154
I got their information.

529
00:31:44,238 --> 00:31:46,323
Uh, uh…
I'm-I'm done getting pushed around.

530
00:31:46,406 --> 00:31:48,075
I have so much to tell you.

531
00:31:48,158 --> 00:31:50,118
[Gonzales] I have so much to tell you too.

532
00:31:50,202 --> 00:31:51,828
I also got some information.

533
00:31:52,496 --> 00:31:55,082
This wasn't your first dead body,
now, was it, Paula?

534
00:31:56,375 --> 00:31:58,752
I don't like it when people keep secrets.

535
00:31:58,836 --> 00:31:59,837
What?

536
00:32:01,505 --> 00:32:03,674
[ominous music playing]

537
00:32:32,828 --> 00:32:33,829
[sighs]

538
00:32:43,422 --> 00:32:46,884
[Gonzales] Paula? Paula, you need
to tell me what happened in Portland.

539
00:32:54,850 --> 00:32:55,851
[music stops]

540
00:32:55,934 --> 00:32:57,936
[breathing heavily]

541
00:33:03,984 --> 00:33:05,986
["Can I Get Get Get" playing]