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["Hey Mami" plays]

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Hi. I'm picking up for Paula Sanders.

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[mouthing words] Okay.

4
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Nice font.

5
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Yeah.

6
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[music ends]

7
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[car engine rumbles]

8
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- [Rudy sighs]
- We're at twelve percent, Paula.

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She's still driving. What do you wanna do?

10
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[Paula] Oh, God. I wanna slice my wrists
with a pizza cutter.

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What the hell is "gluten reduced"?

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If a lot of gluten kills you,
does a little less make you blind?

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Focus. The woman in the motel
called the killer, right?

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If we can somehow find her phone,
then maybe we can find him.

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Yeah. Forget about
your stupid pizza party, okay?

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Which neither of us
were invited to, by the way.

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If you were eight and play center-mid,
then you would've been invited.

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And it isn't actually… Ooh!

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This "stupid party"
is actually really important

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because I really need it to go well,

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so that everyone raves
about what an amazing mom I am,

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so that… [stammers] …Karl can't move
my daughter to Sasquatch country.

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- [computer chimes]
- [Geri] Eleven percent.

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Oh, the two of you are stressing me out.

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I'm getting stomach bubbles.
I can feel it.

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What if we divide and conquer?

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Great, yeah. That's a great idea.

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You go to a nice party with cute kids,

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and Geri and I will track down
a dangerous lunatic.

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- Seems fair. Wait, shit, that's perfect.
- We will go.

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Thank you. Thank you, thank you so much.

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I-I-I mean, this is the only lead we have,
and-and-and I…

33
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I honestly couldn't do this
without you, guys.

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[whispers] Be safe.

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- Come on. Let's go.
- I don't like being pressured, okay?

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My therapist actually says I have
a touch of oppositional defiant disorder.

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Pressuring me makes me
want to do the opposite.

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Great. Don't hurry the fuck up.

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Ha, ha, ha.
Doesn't work like that. [scoffs]

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Yeah, actually, it kind of does.

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- Let's go.
- Good.

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[whirring]

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[upbeat music playing]

44
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[Dennis sighs]

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[exhales]

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[sighs]

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[Gonzales] Don't think anyone's home.

48
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[Baxter] The cam boy who owned the account
that paid for the construction supplies

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is chilling in the morgue,
so he's probably not here.

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[Gonzales] The sarcasm. It's off-putting.

51
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- You name that cat yet?
- Nah, nothing's sticking.

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Try Stella.

53
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[chuckles] Asshole.

54
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What? It'll only be awkward
if your ex came back.

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Chill.

56
00:05:01,051 --> 00:05:04,263
Really? You're so used to calling out
her name in the middle of the night

57
00:05:04,346 --> 00:05:05,639
and her not coming.

58
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Let's start upstairs. You lead.
I'll definitely have your back.

59
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[Gonzales] There's that sarcasm again.

60
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Ding-dong, NYPD.

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[eerie music plays]

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[lock rattles]

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[lock rattles]

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[whistles]

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Police, open up!

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[grunts]

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Got a body here.

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Room, right.

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- We're clear.
- Bathroom.

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Clear.

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[sighs]

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What the fuck?

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[clanking]

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Better call it in.

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[eerie music plays]

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- [Paula chuckles] Whoa. Oh, my gosh!
- He escaped from jail.

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- Yeah.
- Pull those balloons in. There you go.

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I was insanely hungry earlier,
and I was desperate

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because you didn't buy me anything
from the food court, Mom.

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- I couldn't carry all of it.
- I gotta pee.

81
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All right.

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[exhales]

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- [Hazel screaming] Oh, my God. Mom!
- Hazel.

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Hazel!

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[Hazel yelps]

86
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Baby, what-what-what happened?
Are you okay?

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[Hazel whimpers]

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Oh, God.

89
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Oh, my God. You scared me.

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[exclaims]

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[sucks teeth, blows raspberry]

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[grunts]

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- Mom! You killed it.
- [toilet flushes]

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You can't kill a cockroach, okay?

95
00:08:04,860 --> 00:08:07,321
It's probably down there
with a million of its friends, just like,

96
00:08:07,404 --> 00:08:09,198
plotting world domination. It's okay.

97
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A million?

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- [toilet seat bangs]
- Can they crawl up the toilet?

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[door closes, lock clicks]

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[beeping]

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[dramatic music plays]

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Okay.

103
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["Everything Is Litty" playing]

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[trills lips]

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Beautiful job, baby blue.

106
00:09:16,056 --> 00:09:17,099
Thank you.

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[knocks on door]

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[Paula] All right.

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- Okay. Hi. Oh.
- Hey.

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- Hazel.
- Oh, Silv…

111
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[Paula, Steve chuckle]

112
00:09:27,317 --> 00:09:29,444
[Steve] Sorry, sorry.
I know. I'm always early.

113
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You either find it endearing
or you divorce me.

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[both chuckle]

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Um, I thought you might need a hand.

116
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Or, uh, I could just drop Silvia off

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if this is more
of a mom-and-daughters-only,

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boys-got-cooties vibe?

119
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No, no, no, no. It's no problem.
I got the controversial cooties vaxx.

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- So, uh, yeah. That would be amazing.
- Okay.

121
00:09:46,795 --> 00:09:48,505
Come on in. Yeah, I'm freaking out.

122
00:10:02,936 --> 00:10:06,356
Few things. We got some people to meet.
Karl, Mallory, this is Frank Budkins.

123
00:10:06,440 --> 00:10:09,234
He's the private investigator
working on your case.

124
00:10:09,318 --> 00:10:11,737
- Hi.
- We hired a private investigator?

125
00:10:11,820 --> 00:10:14,031
Yeah. It's my idea. Everyone hires a PI.

126
00:10:14,114 --> 00:10:16,158
- Everybody hires a PI?
- Yeah.

127
00:10:16,241 --> 00:10:18,660
Frank's very good. Just ask my ex-wife.

128
00:10:18,744 --> 00:10:21,330
She got half of everything
she thought I had. [chuckles]

129
00:10:21,413 --> 00:10:22,706
[Mallory chuckles]

130
00:10:22,789 --> 00:10:25,042
Uh, Frank, what do you got?

131
00:10:25,125 --> 00:10:27,961
Uh, for the past few days,
I've been surveilling Paula Sanders.

132
00:10:28,045 --> 00:10:30,797
Watching her house.
So far, there's not much.

133
00:10:30,881 --> 00:10:33,050
No drug use or heavy drinking.

134
00:10:35,219 --> 00:10:36,428
She works.

135
00:10:37,513 --> 00:10:39,848
Shops. Coaches soccer.

136
00:10:40,349 --> 00:10:42,434
- In bed by 11:00.
- So that's it?

137
00:10:42,518 --> 00:10:45,187
She didn't talk to anyone strange?
No weird run-ins?

138
00:10:45,270 --> 00:10:46,438
I wasn't done yet.

139
00:10:46,522 --> 00:10:49,066
Looks like there's a new boyfriend
in the picture.

140
00:10:49,900 --> 00:10:52,402
Uh, this man was alone
in Paula's apartment today.

141
00:10:53,070 --> 00:10:56,156
I'm going back later.
I'll try and get a clearer picture.

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00:10:56,240 --> 00:10:59,284
I'm guessing it's serious enough.
He has a key.

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00:10:59,368 --> 00:11:00,661
- What the fuck?
- What?

144
00:11:00,744 --> 00:11:03,956
- Did she mention a new boyfriend to you?
- No, she hasn't told me anything.

145
00:11:04,039 --> 00:11:05,999
- [scoffs]
- It's hard to see what he looks like.

146
00:11:06,083 --> 00:11:09,670
She should not be giving some random guy
the key to your daughter's home.

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00:11:09,753 --> 00:11:11,046
- No.
- Look, the good news is,

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00:11:11,129 --> 00:11:13,966
- this can only help strengthen our case.
- [Karl] Strengthen our case?

149
00:11:14,049 --> 00:11:16,802
Look, I didn't go to law school,
but how is this not a slam dunk?

150
00:11:16,885 --> 00:11:19,513
The backboard should shatter.
This should be on ESPN.

151
00:11:19,596 --> 00:11:21,723
This is like varsity
versus junior varsity.

152
00:11:21,807 --> 00:11:23,559
- This is obvious.
- [Mallory] Okay.

153
00:11:23,642 --> 00:11:26,436
This is a skunk.
How could we not fucking win this case?

154
00:11:27,855 --> 00:11:30,607
I'm feeling very good
about our chances, okay?

155
00:11:30,691 --> 00:11:33,110
Can you give me a second?
I just wanna focus on something here.

156
00:11:33,193 --> 00:11:34,194
Okay.

157
00:11:36,321 --> 00:11:38,407
- What's going on with you?
- Nothing. Nothing.

158
00:11:38,490 --> 00:11:40,826
- You've been very edgy…
- It's a stressful moment. I know.

159
00:11:40,909 --> 00:11:41,910
…the last couple days.

160
00:11:42,911 --> 00:11:44,580
Well, uh… Well, there's, um…

161
00:11:46,123 --> 00:11:47,666
- [sighs]
- What?

162
00:11:48,792 --> 00:11:49,960
It's nothing.

163
00:11:50,043 --> 00:11:51,545
- [stammers]
- [Mallory] Okay.

164
00:11:52,296 --> 00:11:54,047
I just over-caffeinated.

165
00:11:54,840 --> 00:11:58,927
Yeah, I had, uh, two double espressos,
so I quadruple espressoed.

166
00:11:59,011 --> 00:12:01,805
You're too old for that.
Don't do that anymore.

167
00:12:01,889 --> 00:12:04,224
Okay, let me just walk you guys
through the hearings, okay?

168
00:12:04,308 --> 00:12:08,228
It's great that we got, uh, Narleski,
but I don't wanna rest on our laurels.

169
00:12:08,312 --> 00:12:09,938
I wanna make sure
this is bulletproof, okay?

170
00:12:10,022 --> 00:12:12,107
So, let's just talk through
the paperwork, all right?

171
00:12:13,150 --> 00:12:14,985
We got the letter from the school board.

172
00:12:15,068 --> 00:12:16,570
We got bank statements.

173
00:12:16,653 --> 00:12:19,156
I need a bank statement from you, Karl.
You got that?

174
00:12:19,239 --> 00:12:21,074
- I need a job offer from you, all right?
- [Mallory] Mm-hmm.

175
00:12:21,158 --> 00:12:22,618
- [Scott] Can you get that to me?
- Yeah.

176
00:12:22,701 --> 00:12:24,578
[Scott distorted] Good. Uh…
Oh. And I'm going to set you up

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00:12:24,661 --> 00:12:28,207
with a child psychiatrist.
She is fantastic.

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00:12:28,290 --> 00:12:30,375
- [speaks indistinctly]
- [dramatic music plays]

179
00:12:33,420 --> 00:12:35,964
Whoa! That is some serious chopping.

180
00:12:36,048 --> 00:12:37,799
You know, I was once on Chopped.

181
00:12:37,883 --> 00:12:39,259
What? Really?

182
00:12:39,343 --> 00:12:43,305
Yeah. Not as a contestant,
but, uh, I was in the audience.

183
00:12:43,388 --> 00:12:45,182
Okay, that's not true either.

184
00:12:45,265 --> 00:12:47,267
I've never actually
even watched Chopped. I lied.

185
00:12:50,687 --> 00:12:52,272
But you did it to impress me.

186
00:12:52,356 --> 00:12:55,150
- Oh, no. It's pathological.
- [Paula chuckles]

187
00:12:56,068 --> 00:12:59,530
Oh, you know what?
You should use the sharp knife.

188
00:12:59,613 --> 00:13:02,491
- You got a sharp knife?
- I do. I have a Früsthof.

189
00:13:02,574 --> 00:13:03,617
I used to have a Früsthof.

190
00:13:03,700 --> 00:13:06,537
- Yeah? You lost it in the divorce?
- Mm-hmm. Yeah.

191
00:13:06,620 --> 00:13:08,664
Mmm. At least I kept the Nutribullet.

192
00:13:08,747 --> 00:13:10,123
Not that I ever use it.

193
00:13:10,207 --> 00:13:11,917
The important thing
is that she doesn't get to use it.

194
00:13:12,000 --> 00:13:13,001
That's right.

195
00:13:14,002 --> 00:13:15,295
[both chuckle]

196
00:13:15,379 --> 00:13:17,297
I don't know where this knife is.

197
00:13:17,381 --> 00:13:18,382
[knocks on door]

198
00:13:18,465 --> 00:13:19,591
Oh, party's starting.

199
00:13:19,675 --> 00:13:21,343
- I should get out of your hair.
- Yeah.

200
00:13:21,426 --> 00:13:22,594
Sorry for the mess.

201
00:13:22,678 --> 00:13:24,054
Okay.

202
00:13:24,137 --> 00:13:25,138
Bye, honey!

203
00:13:26,181 --> 00:13:27,266
Um, thank you.

204
00:13:27,349 --> 00:13:29,726
- Yeah, of course. Yeah… Oh.
- Yeah. All right.

205
00:13:33,188 --> 00:13:34,606
[knocks on door]

206
00:13:35,274 --> 00:13:36,441
[Steve exhales]

207
00:13:37,442 --> 00:13:40,237
- Hey! Have so much fun, you two.
- Yeah!

208
00:13:40,320 --> 00:13:42,531
- [Paula] Hi, everybody.
- [Steve] Oh, hi!

209
00:13:42,614 --> 00:13:44,783
- [cheering]
- [Steve] Oh, okay. All right, excuse me.

210
00:13:44,867 --> 00:13:45,868
All right.

211
00:13:45,951 --> 00:13:47,286
- This is for you.
- [Paula] Oh, wow! Thanks.

212
00:13:47,369 --> 00:13:48,370
[mouthing words] Good luck.

213
00:13:48,453 --> 00:13:51,248
- [kid 1] Hi.
- [chuckles] Steve in the house, huh?

214
00:13:51,331 --> 00:13:52,875
- Yes.
- [Kyra smacks lips]

215
00:13:52,958 --> 00:13:54,209
- [Steve grunting]
- [Paula] Hey.

216
00:13:54,293 --> 00:13:55,794
I brought too much wine.

217
00:14:01,175 --> 00:14:02,342
[Geri exhales]

218
00:14:03,260 --> 00:14:04,553
It says we're right on top of it.

219
00:14:04,636 --> 00:14:06,847
Our dot and that dot
are basically one dot.

220
00:14:06,930 --> 00:14:07,931
Where is it?

221
00:14:11,643 --> 00:14:12,769
[Geri] There.

222
00:14:13,353 --> 00:14:14,605
[Rudy] Yeah.

223
00:14:14,688 --> 00:14:16,690
Where you going? What… What's going on?

224
00:14:16,773 --> 00:14:19,526
Hey, hey. Damn it. Slow down.

225
00:14:19,610 --> 00:14:21,403
Why? It's at 3%.

226
00:14:21,486 --> 00:14:23,989
It's gonna die, and then we're
not gonna have another chance.

227
00:14:24,072 --> 00:14:25,908
[suspenseful music playing]

228
00:14:28,160 --> 00:14:29,161
Huh.

229
00:14:31,580 --> 00:14:33,207
Hey, reach in there and unlock it.

230
00:14:33,290 --> 00:14:35,792
- You reach in there and unlock it.
- No, your arms are crazy long.

231
00:14:35,876 --> 00:14:38,337
My arms are normal.
These are normal man arms.

232
00:14:38,420 --> 00:14:40,547
You're a fucking giant
with a freakish wingspan.

233
00:14:40,631 --> 00:14:43,342
So stick those pool noodles in there
and unlock the door. Go.

234
00:14:43,425 --> 00:14:44,426
[Rudy exhales]

235
00:14:48,096 --> 00:14:49,431
[barks]

236
00:14:49,515 --> 00:14:50,974
- Oh, shit.
- Oh, my God.

237
00:14:51,058 --> 00:14:53,519
- [dog yelps]
- [Rudy grunts] Oh.

238
00:14:53,602 --> 00:14:55,062
Fucking shit dog.

239
00:14:55,145 --> 00:14:57,147
Who even leaves a dog in a car like that?

240
00:14:57,231 --> 00:14:58,857
Hi, princess.

241
00:14:59,358 --> 00:15:01,443
Aw. [chuckles]

242
00:15:01,527 --> 00:15:02,778
I hope it chews your lips off.

243
00:15:02,861 --> 00:15:04,446
Can you get in there
and look for the phone?

244
00:15:13,705 --> 00:15:15,791
- Hurry!
- I'm looking. I'm looking. I'm looking.

245
00:15:16,416 --> 00:15:18,043
No. Oh.

246
00:15:18,669 --> 00:15:20,963
- Did you find it?
- Bing-fucking-go.

247
00:15:21,547 --> 00:15:23,131
[sighs] Come on. Okay.

248
00:15:24,383 --> 00:15:25,384
Come on.

249
00:15:26,301 --> 00:15:27,719
[Geri] Okay. Go. Okay.

250
00:15:27,803 --> 00:15:29,513
Wait, wait, wait, wait. My earbud.

251
00:15:29,596 --> 00:15:32,140
No, no, no, no. She'll be out any second.
I also probably have rabies.

252
00:15:32,224 --> 00:15:35,018
I need, like, a dozen shots in my stomach,
or I'll be frothing at the mouth.

253
00:15:35,978 --> 00:15:36,979
[kids laughing, chattering]

254
00:15:38,105 --> 00:15:39,523
[chuckles]

255
00:15:42,901 --> 00:15:45,445
[exclaiming]

256
00:15:45,529 --> 00:15:47,948
Did you see that?
The balloon just flew away.

257
00:15:49,449 --> 00:15:51,493
Hey. Whoa, whoa, whoa.

258
00:15:53,704 --> 00:15:56,081
I'm back. I'm coming back with the red.

259
00:15:56,164 --> 00:15:58,375
Oh. Fantastic cheese-to-sauce ratio.

260
00:15:58,458 --> 00:15:59,459
- Good job.
- [chuckles]

261
00:15:59,543 --> 00:16:03,755
All right, chicken, sausage and M&M'S.
Oh, you're definitely gonna throw up.

262
00:16:03,839 --> 00:16:06,633
Oh, uh, Emily, I think your mom said
that you're vegetarian.

263
00:16:06,717 --> 00:16:09,344
- You're eating pepperoni.
- Pepperoni is made out of peppers.

264
00:16:09,428 --> 00:16:10,929
That's a common misconception.

265
00:16:11,013 --> 00:16:13,140
[stutters] Why don't you use this instead?

266
00:16:13,223 --> 00:16:16,143
- [kid] Oh, no!
- Oh. Uh, big spill.

267
00:16:16,226 --> 00:16:17,644
- [Paula] Oops.
- Do you have a towel?

268
00:16:20,689 --> 00:16:22,900
That's okay. You know, I hate this rug.

269
00:16:22,983 --> 00:16:25,569
You did me a favor. All right.

270
00:16:26,612 --> 00:16:28,697
Oh… [mutters] What a disaster. [chuckles]

271
00:16:28,780 --> 00:16:32,159
Are you kidding me?
Look how much fun they're having.

272
00:16:32,868 --> 00:16:36,788
I may be a little buzzed,
but I think you're nailing this.

273
00:16:36,872 --> 00:16:39,708
They still have to eat.
We're not out of the woods yet.

274
00:16:40,334 --> 00:16:42,085
What? You're doing great.

275
00:16:43,545 --> 00:16:45,464
[kids chattering, screaming]

276
00:16:46,131 --> 00:16:47,132
[elevator dings]

277
00:16:49,593 --> 00:16:50,886
[lover 1 moans]

278
00:16:50,969 --> 00:16:51,970
[both chuckle]

279
00:16:55,933 --> 00:16:57,768
Oh, hey. Don't let me stop you.

280
00:16:58,685 --> 00:16:59,937
[both chuckle]

281
00:17:00,521 --> 00:17:04,733
"Gather ye rose-buds while ye may,
old time is still a-flying.

282
00:17:05,692 --> 00:17:10,030
And the same flower that smiles today,
tomorrow will be dying."

283
00:17:12,406 --> 00:17:15,035
Life is short. Shit happens.

284
00:17:15,618 --> 00:17:17,788
[smacks lips] Um, sure. Thanks.

285
00:17:17,871 --> 00:17:20,457
Oh, you're young. You'll see.

286
00:17:22,835 --> 00:17:24,837
Cool. [chuckles]

287
00:17:24,920 --> 00:17:28,423
The only thing that makes the misery
and horror of life worthwhile

288
00:17:28,507 --> 00:17:30,342
is kissing the person you love.

289
00:17:32,052 --> 00:17:32,970
So…

290
00:17:35,973 --> 00:17:36,974
Go on then.

291
00:17:39,601 --> 00:17:40,602
Kiss.

292
00:17:41,186 --> 00:17:42,896
[stammers] What?

293
00:17:42,980 --> 00:17:44,690
- Kiss.
- [lover 1 gulps]

294
00:17:44,773 --> 00:17:47,651
[heartbeat thumping]

295
00:17:49,820 --> 00:17:50,821
[chuckles]

296
00:17:52,823 --> 00:17:54,241
[elevator dings]

297
00:17:55,534 --> 00:17:58,620
- I'm joking. [chuckles]
- Oh. [chuckles]

298
00:18:00,330 --> 00:18:03,917
[chuckles] Don't forget
to gather those rosebuds!

299
00:18:10,841 --> 00:18:12,050
Shmooey.

300
00:18:12,134 --> 00:18:13,135
Hazel forgot him.

301
00:18:13,635 --> 00:18:16,305
Aw, and you wanted to spare me
the nuclear holocaust

302
00:18:16,388 --> 00:18:18,599
that is bedtime without Shmooey.
Thank you.

303
00:18:19,808 --> 00:18:21,101
You wanna have some pizza?

304
00:18:21,643 --> 00:18:22,978
[stutters] I made it myself.

305
00:18:23,061 --> 00:18:26,190
I can't promise you that it's good,
but there are flavor combos

306
00:18:26,273 --> 00:18:27,691
that you have never tried before.

307
00:18:27,774 --> 00:18:28,775
I'm all set.

308
00:18:28,859 --> 00:18:30,360
[chuckles]

309
00:18:30,861 --> 00:18:33,280
- What… What the heck?
- What the heck, what?

310
00:18:33,363 --> 00:18:35,407
What are you doing your angry walk for?

311
00:18:35,490 --> 00:18:38,368
I don't know, maybe 'cause
I got called into the police station.

312
00:18:39,161 --> 00:18:41,830
Yeah, apparently, you're mixed up
in the death of a gigolo.

313
00:18:41,914 --> 00:18:43,749
So, maybe that's why
I'm doing my angry walk.

314
00:18:43,832 --> 00:18:47,294
- A gigolo? [scoffs]
- Sorry, a male sex worker was unalived,

315
00:18:47,377 --> 00:18:49,505
and you have something to do with it.
Is that better?

316
00:18:49,588 --> 00:18:53,300
No, I don't. I don't, okay?

317
00:18:53,383 --> 00:18:56,803
It's a big misunderstanding, and-and,
honestly, it's none of your business.

318
00:18:56,887 --> 00:18:59,431
That's wrong. It is my business
'cause they called me in.

319
00:19:00,516 --> 00:19:03,602
You wanna know what the first thing
they asked me about was Portland.

320
00:19:05,270 --> 00:19:07,898
Now, luckily for you,
they only wanted me and not Mallory,

321
00:19:07,981 --> 00:19:09,399
who I had to lie to

322
00:19:09,483 --> 00:19:12,486
because if she knew
I was called into the station

323
00:19:12,569 --> 00:19:14,530
and she knew what they were asking about,

324
00:19:14,613 --> 00:19:16,448
I don't know what she would do.

325
00:19:17,115 --> 00:19:19,743
Well, like I said, it's just a…
It's-It's no big deal.

326
00:19:19,826 --> 00:19:22,704
And it's just a big dumb misunderstanding.

327
00:19:23,705 --> 00:19:25,499
Dumb misunderstanding.

328
00:19:28,001 --> 00:19:31,839
Is it also a dumb misunderstanding
that you gave keys

329
00:19:31,922 --> 00:19:33,674
- to your new boyfriend?
- What-What?

330
00:19:33,757 --> 00:19:35,425
I don't care what you do, I really don't.

331
00:19:35,509 --> 00:19:39,513
But if you're doling out keys
to where my daughter sleeps,

332
00:19:39,596 --> 00:19:41,181
then I deserve to know.

333
00:19:41,265 --> 00:19:44,101
I legit don't know
what you're talking about?

334
00:19:44,184 --> 00:19:46,937
- Stop lying to--
- I'm not seeing anyone.

335
00:19:47,020 --> 00:19:49,398
I saw the photos of him.

336
00:19:49,481 --> 00:19:52,484
- [chuckles] What are you talking about?
- We hired a private investigator.

337
00:19:53,110 --> 00:19:54,361
You hired a what?

338
00:19:54,444 --> 00:19:57,072
Don't be a child. Everybody hires a PI.

339
00:19:57,155 --> 00:20:00,951
And I saw your boyfriend in your house
when you weren't there.

340
00:20:01,034 --> 00:20:03,704
I saw him sitting on your couch,
going through your fridge,

341
00:20:03,787 --> 00:20:05,247
just acting like he lived there.

342
00:20:05,330 --> 00:20:07,332
So who is he? How serious is it?

343
00:20:07,416 --> 00:20:10,377
That's-That's impossible
because nobody's been here.

344
00:20:11,044 --> 00:20:14,506
I saw the photos. He was in there, Paula.

345
00:20:15,924 --> 00:20:17,009
Fuck's sake.

346
00:20:22,848 --> 00:20:26,476
Whatever you're doing,
please, just do better.

347
00:20:30,731 --> 00:20:32,733
[dramatic music plays]

348
00:20:34,943 --> 00:20:36,361
- [Hazel] Mom!
- [Paula sniffles]

349
00:20:36,945 --> 00:20:38,363
Mom!

350
00:20:38,447 --> 00:20:42,534
- My heart pizza's ready for the oven.
- Oh, yeah. Okay, great.

351
00:20:42,618 --> 00:20:44,286
- [Hazel] Shmooey!
- Look who came, um…

352
00:20:44,369 --> 00:20:47,122
Hey, so, uh, I think you're gonna stay
at a friend's house tonight.

353
00:20:47,206 --> 00:20:48,665
- [Hazel] Yes!
- That all right?

354
00:20:48,749 --> 00:20:49,750
Yeah, great.

355
00:20:56,173 --> 00:20:58,175
[suspenseful music plays]

356
00:21:10,270 --> 00:21:11,271
[Dennis grunts]

357
00:21:43,053 --> 00:21:46,306
Death by expanding foam.
Fun. Who's the victim?

358
00:21:46,390 --> 00:21:47,558
We're working on it.

359
00:21:47,641 --> 00:21:48,809
I know you don't wanna hear this,

360
00:21:48,892 --> 00:21:51,311
but we think this is connected
to the Thorwald murder.

361
00:21:51,395 --> 00:21:55,232
You know, you get paid to clear bodies
off the board, not add more, right?

362
00:21:55,315 --> 00:21:57,276
Oh, wait, really? Wow.

363
00:21:57,359 --> 00:21:59,528
We must've gotten that backwards
at the academy.

364
00:21:59,611 --> 00:22:01,321
Which end of the gun
do the bullets come out of?

365
00:22:01,405 --> 00:22:03,031
You guys wanna be smart-asses, or…

366
00:22:03,115 --> 00:22:04,616
Jesus, Pete, we didn't kill the guy.

367
00:22:04,700 --> 00:22:07,411
Then catch who did. Okay?

368
00:22:08,203 --> 00:22:10,038
And stop being two assholes.

369
00:22:19,298 --> 00:22:21,884
We're looking for an outgoing call
on Tuesday afternoon.

370
00:22:21,967 --> 00:22:25,137
I really think I'd be much happier
with a dumb phone like this.

371
00:22:25,721 --> 00:22:29,057
I should get a dumb phone.
Calls and texts, that's all I need.

372
00:22:30,350 --> 00:22:32,978
Uber is super helpful, I guess.
And the step counter.

373
00:22:33,061 --> 00:22:35,647
So, calls, texts, Uber,
my step counter. That's it.

374
00:22:36,231 --> 00:22:39,860
[sniffs] Although did you know
the 10,000 steps thing is a myth?

375
00:22:39,943 --> 00:22:42,988
It goes back to the '60s. This Japanese
company was marketing a pedometer,

376
00:22:43,071 --> 00:22:46,617
and I guess the Japanese character
for ten thousand looks like a guy walking.

377
00:22:46,700 --> 00:22:49,119
- So, it's a not hard science, but…
- Found it.

378
00:22:49,203 --> 00:22:51,872
6:23, Tuesday. Right before Paula escaped.

379
00:22:51,955 --> 00:22:54,458
This is the killer's phone number.
This is him.

380
00:22:54,541 --> 00:22:57,127
- Or her. Could be her.
- Wow. Feminist of the year over here.

381
00:22:57,211 --> 00:22:58,795
- Paula said it was a guy.
- Right.

382
00:22:58,879 --> 00:23:00,130
Holy shit. I can't believe it.

383
00:23:00,214 --> 00:23:02,216
We actually found
the killer's phone number.

384
00:23:02,299 --> 00:23:03,383
[chuckles]

385
00:23:04,301 --> 00:23:06,970
- We make a pretty good team.
- Yeah, we really do.

386
00:23:07,054 --> 00:23:10,057
I hate to say it,
but I think we should high-five right now.

387
00:23:10,140 --> 00:23:12,059
- No. No.
- Yep. I'm gonna do it.

388
00:23:12,142 --> 00:23:14,645
- I'm gonna put my hand up.
- Uh-oh. Oh, no. You're right.

389
00:23:15,395 --> 00:23:17,147
- [Geri chuckles]
- Let's go. [chuckles]

390
00:23:18,607 --> 00:23:19,608
Wow.

391
00:23:21,360 --> 00:23:23,362
- [children chuckling]
- [Jessica sighs]

392
00:23:23,445 --> 00:23:25,072
Okay, we're going. We're going.

393
00:23:25,155 --> 00:23:26,907
[Paula] Oh, okay.

394
00:23:26,990 --> 00:23:28,784
- Bye.
- Get home safe.

395
00:23:30,452 --> 00:23:32,454
[eerie music plays]

396
00:23:37,668 --> 00:23:41,797
Mom. Prem's mom said it was okay
if I slept over at her house.

397
00:23:41,880 --> 00:23:43,090
- Oh, great. Awesome.
- [Hazel] Yeah.

398
00:23:43,173 --> 00:23:45,217
And we're gonna stay up till 1:00 a.m.,
and we're gonna watch Twilight.

399
00:23:45,300 --> 00:23:46,593
It's a PG-13 movie.

400
00:23:46,677 --> 00:23:47,719
[Paula vocalizes]

401
00:23:47,803 --> 00:23:49,680
[Prem] Mom, Hazel's coming with us.

402
00:23:50,180 --> 00:23:51,723
Your pizza was so good, Mom.

403
00:23:51,807 --> 00:23:52,808
- Really?
- Yeah.

404
00:23:52,891 --> 00:23:55,394
It was better than Bellucci's. [chuckles]

405
00:23:56,144 --> 00:23:57,145
[groans]

406
00:23:57,229 --> 00:23:59,690
Hey, Ginny, are you okay? Oh, my God.

407
00:23:59,773 --> 00:24:01,817
I checked the whole allergy list.
I thought--

408
00:24:01,900 --> 00:24:03,151
No. No, i-it's my fault.

409
00:24:03,235 --> 00:24:05,112
I forgot to tell you
she has a pineapple thing.

410
00:24:05,195 --> 00:24:06,780
- [Paula] Oh.
- Do you have antihistamine?

411
00:24:06,864 --> 00:24:08,657
- That usually helps.
- Uh, no.

412
00:24:08,740 --> 00:24:10,367
But there is a bodega down the street.

413
00:24:10,450 --> 00:24:11,910
You can definitely just,
like, pop out there.

414
00:24:11,994 --> 00:24:14,830
- Mommy, it itches.
- Okay, let-let me get you a cold towel.

415
00:24:14,913 --> 00:24:16,665
- Can you go so I can deal?
- Oh.

416
00:24:16,748 --> 00:24:18,834
[Gwynn] Thank you so much.
You're a lifesaver, Paula.

417
00:24:20,502 --> 00:24:21,837
[Ginny crying]

418
00:24:22,337 --> 00:24:24,339
[eerie music plays]

419
00:24:35,726 --> 00:24:37,603
[police sirens wailing]

420
00:24:40,230 --> 00:24:42,274
- [dog barking]
- Oh!

421
00:24:42,357 --> 00:24:44,193
[car alarm blaring]

422
00:25:01,335 --> 00:25:03,629
[distorted audio]

423
00:25:10,594 --> 00:25:14,473
Everything locked up.
I just wanna shave. [groans]

424
00:25:36,411 --> 00:25:37,412
[car alarm dings]

425
00:25:42,543 --> 00:25:43,836
[Paula groans]

426
00:25:45,295 --> 00:25:46,839
[groaning]

427
00:25:49,466 --> 00:25:50,384
[Dennis groans]

428
00:25:50,467 --> 00:25:52,678
- [screams] Help! Help!
- [grunts]

429
00:26:00,060 --> 00:26:01,770
[grunts, panting]

430
00:26:08,569 --> 00:26:10,654
[inhales, exhales]

431
00:26:17,870 --> 00:26:18,871
[exhales]

432
00:27:20,724 --> 00:27:21,767
[sighs]

433
00:27:22,309 --> 00:27:23,685
[eerie music playing]

434
00:27:35,864 --> 00:27:38,158
[Paula panting]

435
00:27:48,085 --> 00:27:51,380
["The Governor's Dead" playing]