1 00:00:08,175 --> 00:00:13,221 Who books a flight from Stansted at 5:45 in the morning? 2 00:00:13,222 --> 00:00:14,972 They're probably still asleep. 3 00:00:14,973 --> 00:00:17,308 You know, Ryanair's an Irish airline. 4 00:00:17,309 --> 00:00:19,393 - [knocking] - I thought you'd like that. 5 00:00:19,394 --> 00:00:20,978 Ryanair's for the English, Ruari. 6 00:00:20,979 --> 00:00:22,688 It's how we get our revenge on them for war, 7 00:00:22,689 --> 00:00:24,565 and famine, and Russell Brand. 8 00:00:24,566 --> 00:00:26,651 - Well, you told me to book it. - [sighs] I didn't tell you to-- 9 00:00:26,652 --> 00:00:27,818 - [door opens] - [groaning] 10 00:00:27,819 --> 00:00:29,820 Oh, shit. Oh, my God, I am so-- 11 00:00:29,821 --> 00:00:32,365 - Heyyy! You made it! - Oh, my God! Yeah! 12 00:00:32,366 --> 00:00:34,492 - [Frank] Get on in! - Come on! Let's do it! 13 00:00:34,493 --> 00:00:36,077 - [laughing] Yes! - [Frank] Whoo! 14 00:00:36,078 --> 00:00:37,662 - Should've brought you this! - [Alex] Oh. 15 00:00:37,663 --> 00:00:39,247 It's okay to drink this early in the morning, 16 00:00:39,248 --> 00:00:40,749 - isn't it? - [Sam] Of course, it is! 17 00:00:41,667 --> 00:00:43,167 [Alex] Paradise, isn't it, Ruari? 18 00:00:43,168 --> 00:00:44,168 - Ru-- - [Ruari] Yeah. 19 00:00:44,169 --> 00:00:45,336 - [Alex] Hey. - [Frank] Hey. 20 00:00:45,337 --> 00:00:47,338 Come here. Happy 10 years to you both. 21 00:00:47,339 --> 00:00:48,881 And can I just say, your marriage doesn't look 22 00:00:48,882 --> 00:00:51,175 a day over... five. 23 00:00:51,176 --> 00:00:52,718 - [laughing] - Mum. 24 00:00:52,719 --> 00:00:54,679 - Can you, um, I wanna-- - Huh? 25 00:00:54,680 --> 00:00:56,889 - Where's my room? - Um, can you-- 26 00:00:56,890 --> 00:00:58,724 Where's Ruari's room so he can...? 27 00:00:58,725 --> 00:01:00,435 Oh, you're both in the outhouse. 28 00:01:01,186 --> 00:01:03,145 We're both-- we're both in-- in the outhouse? 29 00:01:03,146 --> 00:01:05,523 [Frank] It's charming as fuck, Al, you'll love it. 30 00:01:05,524 --> 00:01:07,441 Hey, Ruari, back through the house 31 00:01:07,442 --> 00:01:09,277 on the left there's a path. Just follow that down. 32 00:01:09,278 --> 00:01:11,697 Only thing, the Wi-Fi's a bit iffy. 33 00:01:13,699 --> 00:01:15,367 I'll get you more data. 34 00:01:16,285 --> 00:01:17,868 [drink pouring] 35 00:01:17,869 --> 00:01:19,579 - What if I pull? - [Sam] Who would you pull? 36 00:01:19,580 --> 00:01:21,914 A local? I don't know. 37 00:01:21,915 --> 00:01:23,374 - James Blunt? - [Frank laughing] 38 00:01:23,375 --> 00:01:25,251 Sorry, sweetie, first come, first served. 39 00:01:25,252 --> 00:01:26,627 [Alex sighs] 40 00:01:26,628 --> 00:01:28,671 Where are all these room stealers, anyway? 41 00:01:28,672 --> 00:01:30,548 Lorcan and Theresa are out "making love." 42 00:01:30,549 --> 00:01:32,800 Ugh. Barf. 43 00:01:32,801 --> 00:01:34,844 I really wish you hadn't kept my ex in the divorce. 44 00:01:34,845 --> 00:01:36,262 - [Frank laughing] - [Sam] In fun news, 45 00:01:36,263 --> 00:01:38,264 the airline lost Theresa's luggage. 46 00:01:38,265 --> 00:01:39,807 She's already borrowed my knickers. 47 00:01:39,808 --> 00:01:41,727 Patrick and Cara are around somewhere as well. 48 00:01:45,480 --> 00:01:47,774 [Lorcan and Theresa moaning] 49 00:01:48,483 --> 00:01:49,734 Ugh, God. 50 00:01:49,735 --> 00:01:51,402 [moaning continues] 51 00:01:51,403 --> 00:01:53,362 Hey! Hi. 52 00:01:53,363 --> 00:01:56,115 [Lorcan] Oh, I'm gonna-- oh! [moaning loudly] 53 00:01:56,116 --> 00:01:59,076 Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 54 00:01:59,077 --> 00:02:00,453 [Lorcan climaxing loudly] 55 00:02:00,454 --> 00:02:02,998 [♪ theme music playing] 56 00:02:04,166 --> 00:02:06,168 ♪ Ah! ♪ 57 00:02:10,464 --> 00:02:12,465 You missed the top of my shoulder there, babe. 58 00:02:12,466 --> 00:02:14,050 - Oh, sorry. - [kiss smacking] 59 00:02:14,051 --> 00:02:16,344 [♪ "Hu Man" by Greentea Peng playing softly on speakers] 60 00:02:16,345 --> 00:02:18,429 Little boys' room. [sighs] 61 00:02:18,430 --> 00:02:19,764 [Sam] That's the third time you've been. 62 00:02:19,765 --> 00:02:22,350 Yeah, well, it's a liquid-heavy holiday, babe. 63 00:02:22,351 --> 00:02:24,060 You better not be doing what I think you're doing. 64 00:02:24,061 --> 00:02:25,686 What? Would I? 65 00:02:25,687 --> 00:02:27,438 Hey! 66 00:02:27,439 --> 00:02:29,273 - [Frank] Hey, gorgeous. - [Alex] Hey. 67 00:02:29,274 --> 00:02:31,275 Oh. Pull up a bed, Nana Mouskouri. 68 00:02:31,276 --> 00:02:32,610 [both chuckle] 69 00:02:32,611 --> 00:02:35,321 Oh, wow. You look insane. 70 00:02:35,322 --> 00:02:37,782 Oh, and a buenas tardes to you, too. 71 00:02:37,783 --> 00:02:40,284 I heard about your luggage fiasco. 72 00:02:40,285 --> 00:02:42,286 - That sucks. - [Theresa] Yeah, thank you. 73 00:02:42,287 --> 00:02:44,206 You just never think it's gonna happen to you. 74 00:02:45,624 --> 00:02:47,291 - It's not cancer. - [Alex chuckles] 75 00:02:47,292 --> 00:02:48,793 [Lorcan] Hey, Ruari! 76 00:02:48,794 --> 00:02:50,294 [laughing] 77 00:02:50,295 --> 00:02:53,381 My man. How have you been? 78 00:02:53,382 --> 00:02:55,549 Yeah, you'd know if you called me back. 79 00:02:55,550 --> 00:02:57,468 I'm sorry, buddy. It's the show. 80 00:02:57,469 --> 00:02:59,470 The prep is all-consuming. 81 00:02:59,471 --> 00:03:01,389 I c-can't even really relax on holiday. 82 00:03:01,390 --> 00:03:03,307 - I can't get a tan. - Why can't you tan? 83 00:03:03,308 --> 00:03:07,353 Because if I had a tan in space, it wouldn't be authentic. 84 00:03:07,354 --> 00:03:08,813 I'll tell you what's not authentic. 85 00:03:08,814 --> 00:03:10,731 Spaceship battles. 86 00:03:10,732 --> 00:03:12,150 Well, that's your opinion. 87 00:03:14,820 --> 00:03:16,153 [chuckles] 88 00:03:16,154 --> 00:03:17,988 - [Cara] Babe, you didn't... - What the fuck? 89 00:03:17,989 --> 00:03:19,031 [Patrick] Oh, yeah. 90 00:03:19,032 --> 00:03:20,491 - Right. - [Cara] Ignoring me. 91 00:03:20,492 --> 00:03:22,411 [♪ "Hu Man" continues playing softly on speakers] 92 00:03:27,833 --> 00:03:30,168 Just, uh, I'm in the sun a bit. 93 00:03:31,253 --> 00:03:33,045 - Just gonna move this. - [chair scraping] 94 00:03:33,046 --> 00:03:35,089 [Theresa laughing] 95 00:03:35,090 --> 00:03:36,841 Oh, my God, stop it! 96 00:03:36,842 --> 00:03:38,843 - [Lorcan] Mm. - Oh! It's-- no. 97 00:03:38,844 --> 00:03:40,177 I am-- I'm-- I am trying to read. 98 00:03:40,178 --> 00:03:41,345 - Trying to read. - [Lorcan] I'm sorry. 99 00:03:41,346 --> 00:03:43,056 [Theresa and Lorcan laughing] 100 00:03:44,266 --> 00:03:46,434 - [chair scraping] - Jesus, Alex. 101 00:03:46,435 --> 00:03:49,353 You're on a mattress in the sun. Relax. 102 00:03:49,354 --> 00:03:50,772 Okay. Yeah. 103 00:03:56,611 --> 00:03:58,196 - Theresa! - [Theresa] Hm? 104 00:03:58,864 --> 00:04:00,365 - [speaking alien language] - [Theresa] Mm-hmm. 105 00:04:01,575 --> 00:04:03,451 Yep. Get used to it. 106 00:04:03,452 --> 00:04:04,619 I love you, too. 107 00:04:06,872 --> 00:04:09,290 - [laughing] - We'll go for lunch in town 108 00:04:09,291 --> 00:04:11,083 once we're a bit more scorchio-ed. 109 00:04:11,084 --> 00:04:12,377 Yeah. 110 00:04:15,213 --> 00:04:17,548 [shower running] 111 00:04:17,549 --> 00:04:19,551 [♪ "Hu Man" continues playing] 112 00:04:20,427 --> 00:04:24,346 ♪ Searching for balance, praying for clarity ♪ 113 00:04:24,347 --> 00:04:28,225 ♪ Ma strip me naked, take this identity ♪ 114 00:04:28,226 --> 00:04:32,354 ♪ Tell me it's unity in Lak'ech Ala K'in ♪ 115 00:04:32,355 --> 00:04:34,899 - [exhales sharply] - This is fun, isn't it? 116 00:04:34,900 --> 00:04:37,485 Yeah. This is great. 117 00:04:37,486 --> 00:04:39,779 ♪ Praying for clarity ♪ 118 00:04:39,780 --> 00:04:43,365 ♪ Ma strip me naked, take this identity ♪ 119 00:04:43,366 --> 00:04:47,620 ♪ Tell me it's unity in Lak'ech Ala K'in ♪ 120 00:04:47,621 --> 00:04:49,330 I just feel like this is it. 121 00:04:49,331 --> 00:04:50,456 - Hey. - Are you saying we're lost? 122 00:04:50,457 --> 00:04:51,624 - How's it going? - Mm. 123 00:04:51,625 --> 00:04:53,250 Where's Cara? 124 00:04:53,251 --> 00:04:55,461 She had trouble choosing her outfit, 125 00:04:55,462 --> 00:04:57,463 so I left her to it. 126 00:04:57,464 --> 00:04:59,423 Oh, hey, um, I'll-- I'll catch you up. 127 00:04:59,424 --> 00:05:01,091 I'm gonna get some... [inhales sharply] 128 00:05:01,092 --> 00:05:02,802 Order me something oily and alcoholic. 129 00:05:02,803 --> 00:05:04,303 Frank's taken. 130 00:05:04,304 --> 00:05:05,972 - [laughing] - You don't smoke. 131 00:05:06,765 --> 00:05:08,307 I-- Yeah, I do in Spain. 132 00:05:08,308 --> 00:05:09,809 Only in Spain? 133 00:05:09,810 --> 00:05:11,477 Well, occasionally in London, you know, 134 00:05:11,478 --> 00:05:13,479 if it's a hot summer night, and then, you know, 135 00:05:13,480 --> 00:05:15,481 sometimes on Christmas Day if I've had to cook. 136 00:05:15,482 --> 00:05:16,941 - Yeah. - And when Delly had cancer as well. 137 00:05:16,942 --> 00:05:18,609 - Throughout COVID. - Yeah. 138 00:05:18,610 --> 00:05:20,945 - But really, mostly only in Spain. - Only in Spain. 139 00:05:20,946 --> 00:05:23,447 Oh, my God! I bumped into Ekin-Su 140 00:05:23,448 --> 00:05:25,533 from Season Eight, Love Island. Mad. 141 00:05:25,534 --> 00:05:26,867 We DM on Insta. 142 00:05:26,868 --> 00:05:28,536 What did you just say just there? 143 00:05:28,537 --> 00:05:29,954 Oh, you're so funny. 144 00:05:29,955 --> 00:05:31,413 Is this okay for a little lunch? 145 00:05:31,414 --> 00:05:33,123 - [Alex] Mm. - Great. 146 00:05:33,124 --> 00:05:35,209 - [people chattering] - [bell tolling] 147 00:05:35,210 --> 00:05:37,963 - [Cara] Oh, that's nice. - [Patrick] Yeah. I think you look great in it. 148 00:05:41,633 --> 00:05:43,050 Can I get another one of those 149 00:05:43,051 --> 00:05:44,677 and some red down that end as well, please? 150 00:05:44,678 --> 00:05:46,887 - [Alex clearing throat] - So, maybe-- 151 00:05:46,888 --> 00:05:48,639 I don't know if I'm that hungry, you know, so... 152 00:05:48,640 --> 00:05:51,100 Ah, well, maybe if you stop putting appetite suppressants 153 00:05:51,101 --> 00:05:53,228 up your nose for this one meal. 154 00:05:55,313 --> 00:05:56,981 - [indistinct chatter] - [Sam] Um, yeah, could we share 155 00:05:56,982 --> 00:05:58,607 the paella por dos? 156 00:05:58,608 --> 00:06:00,234 - [server] Paella para dos. - [Cara] Oh. Should we do that? 157 00:06:00,235 --> 00:06:01,360 - [Patrick] Sure. - [Sam] Gracias. 158 00:06:01,361 --> 00:06:02,653 And, uh, water, 159 00:06:02,654 --> 00:06:04,613 - sin gas, please. - [Cara] Thank you. 160 00:06:04,614 --> 00:06:07,741 [Lorcan] Yeah, we'll have the paella for two, too. 161 00:06:07,742 --> 00:06:10,077 - [Theresa chuckles] - [server] Oh, very organized table. I like. 162 00:06:10,078 --> 00:06:11,495 And for you, my darling? 163 00:06:11,496 --> 00:06:13,330 Um, are all the paellas, 164 00:06:13,331 --> 00:06:15,416 - they-- they come between two? - [server] Sí. 165 00:06:15,417 --> 00:06:17,459 - We do nice, big paellas. - Okay. 166 00:06:17,460 --> 00:06:19,169 - Do you wanna share that with me? - Uh, no. 167 00:06:19,170 --> 00:06:20,713 I'll get the burger, please. 168 00:06:20,714 --> 00:06:22,256 Sí, hamburguesa. 169 00:06:22,257 --> 00:06:25,050 Okay, well, at this lovely seafood restaurant, 170 00:06:25,051 --> 00:06:27,177 - I'll have the, um-- - [Patrick] Alex, why don't you just share some of ours? 171 00:06:27,178 --> 00:06:29,013 Oh, yeah. I won't eat loads. 172 00:06:29,014 --> 00:06:30,681 Oh, you said you were starving earlier. 173 00:06:30,682 --> 00:06:32,182 Yeah, I've got a tiny belly, though. 174 00:06:32,183 --> 00:06:33,684 [Sam] We could each give a bit of our paellas. 175 00:06:33,685 --> 00:06:35,269 - Have half of mine. I'm not hungry. - [Ruari] Mum. 176 00:06:35,270 --> 00:06:36,687 - I can share with you, Mum, if you want me to. - No-- no need. 177 00:06:36,688 --> 00:06:38,188 I-- it gives me acid reflux, anyway. 178 00:06:38,189 --> 00:06:39,773 - I've got Gaviscon if you-- - I'll have the ceviche. 179 00:06:39,774 --> 00:06:41,191 - Thank you. - [server] Ceviche. 180 00:06:41,192 --> 00:06:42,902 Gentle for your lady belly. 181 00:06:42,903 --> 00:06:44,195 [chuckles] 182 00:06:46,114 --> 00:06:48,032 Oh! Bit of chemistry there. 183 00:06:48,033 --> 00:06:49,868 [chuckles] No. 184 00:06:51,036 --> 00:06:53,038 [indistinct chatter] 185 00:06:54,706 --> 00:06:57,042 [laughter and chatter] 186 00:06:59,210 --> 00:07:00,544 See her? 187 00:07:00,545 --> 00:07:03,089 - How good does she look? - [Sam] Oh, yeah. 188 00:07:03,757 --> 00:07:05,716 Oh, I'd love to look like that when I'm old. 189 00:07:05,717 --> 00:07:07,718 Sorta leathery, like in a punk way. 190 00:07:07,719 --> 00:07:09,762 - She's not old. She's our age. - Uh, excuse me, she's not old. 191 00:07:09,763 --> 00:07:12,139 [chuckles] My age. She's my age. 192 00:07:12,140 --> 00:07:13,933 Pan moreno, hecho en Ibiza. 193 00:07:13,934 --> 00:07:15,518 - [Alex] Gracias. - De nada. 194 00:07:18,480 --> 00:07:20,189 [mouthing] He likes you. 195 00:07:20,190 --> 00:07:22,316 - I'd like to remind you. - Hm? 196 00:07:22,317 --> 00:07:24,319 - You're beautiful in every single... - Just give me that. 197 00:07:26,237 --> 00:07:27,571 [sighs] 198 00:07:27,572 --> 00:07:29,407 [laughter] 199 00:07:37,290 --> 00:07:38,291 [Ruari] Mum? 200 00:07:39,960 --> 00:07:42,920 Sam asked me to come get you. They wanna play, um, "Heads Up." 201 00:07:42,921 --> 00:07:45,547 - What the hell's that? - Apparently, it's like the game "Mr. & Mrs."? 202 00:07:45,548 --> 00:07:48,175 - [sighs] - It's fine, I'll be in a couple with you. 203 00:07:48,176 --> 00:07:49,594 [sighs heavily] 204 00:07:50,011 --> 00:07:52,096 - Why are you looking at flights? - [Alex] Because I've come on 205 00:07:52,097 --> 00:07:54,098 a couples' holiday by mistake. 206 00:07:54,099 --> 00:07:55,724 And I-- I just thought I could go. 207 00:07:55,725 --> 00:07:57,476 - But you should stay, okay? - No, Mum. 208 00:07:57,477 --> 00:07:59,311 - You can't leave me here. - No, 'cause you can go clubbing. 209 00:07:59,312 --> 00:08:01,355 - [Ruari] No! - Look, I don't wanna be one of those mothers 210 00:08:01,356 --> 00:08:04,191 who uses their son as a plus-one. 211 00:08:04,192 --> 00:08:06,610 Partnering up on games and sharing paellas. 212 00:08:06,611 --> 00:08:08,697 That is future-issues territory. 213 00:08:12,200 --> 00:08:13,159 Mum. 214 00:08:14,869 --> 00:08:17,830 You're a mentalist, 'kay? 215 00:08:17,831 --> 00:08:22,793 Just do what single women your age do on holiday. 216 00:08:22,794 --> 00:08:25,546 Like, I don't know, Mum. 217 00:08:25,547 --> 00:08:27,631 Go to Wayne Lineker's bar, 218 00:08:27,632 --> 00:08:30,467 w-watch dolphins, get your nails done. 219 00:08:30,468 --> 00:08:32,637 Just try to have a good time. 220 00:08:36,307 --> 00:08:37,559 [Ruari sighs] 221 00:08:41,187 --> 00:08:42,563 Yeah, uh, it's green and massive. 222 00:08:42,564 --> 00:08:43,689 - Uh, the Grinch. - No. 223 00:08:43,690 --> 00:08:45,607 - The jolly giant sweet corn guy. - No, no. 224 00:08:45,608 --> 00:08:47,401 - Think green and massive! - Shrek's dick? 225 00:08:47,402 --> 00:08:49,319 - Just Shrek will suffice. Next. - [Sam] Okay. 226 00:08:49,320 --> 00:08:51,238 - It's a type of poem. - Um, spoken word? 227 00:08:51,239 --> 00:08:52,823 - No, but it rhymes. - Rap? 228 00:08:52,824 --> 00:08:54,616 - [Patrick] Yeah, but Irish. - [Cara] Kneecap? 229 00:08:54,617 --> 00:08:56,201 Been doing my homework. [in Irish] Tiocfaidh ár lá. 230 00:08:56,202 --> 00:08:57,494 [Patrick] Should we just pass on this one? 231 00:08:57,495 --> 00:08:58,662 Something you do first thing in the morning. 232 00:08:58,663 --> 00:09:00,372 - Gut microbiome shot. - No. 233 00:09:00,373 --> 00:09:01,707 - Something one would do. - [Cara chuckles] 234 00:09:01,708 --> 00:09:03,542 Uh, uh, lint roll outfit for the day? 235 00:09:03,543 --> 00:09:05,711 No, think "first thing in the morning." 236 00:09:05,712 --> 00:09:07,087 There's no wrong answers, Theresa. 237 00:09:07,088 --> 00:09:08,338 Ah, a big poo? 238 00:09:08,339 --> 00:09:10,299 No! God, Theresa, Jesus. 239 00:09:10,300 --> 00:09:11,967 - Something you lose. - Keys. 240 00:09:11,968 --> 00:09:13,510 Yes! Um, okay. 241 00:09:13,511 --> 00:09:15,429 Something you cook rice in, I never would. 242 00:09:15,430 --> 00:09:17,556 - Microwave. - [laughing] Yeah, yeah! 243 00:09:17,557 --> 00:09:20,184 Okay, so, uh, your-- your man who took you to school every day. 244 00:09:20,185 --> 00:09:21,769 - Bus driver. - Yes! 245 00:09:21,770 --> 00:09:23,520 - I-- I buy too many of these. - Candles. 246 00:09:23,521 --> 00:09:25,022 Yes! Uh, oh, okay. 247 00:09:25,023 --> 00:09:26,565 A person we think could be a pedo? 248 00:09:26,566 --> 00:09:28,358 - Postman. - Yes! 249 00:09:28,359 --> 00:09:30,861 [laughing] Oh, my gosh! 250 00:09:30,862 --> 00:09:32,571 - We nailed it! - That was so good. 251 00:09:32,572 --> 00:09:34,740 - [clapping] - [Alex continues laughing] 252 00:09:34,741 --> 00:09:37,034 Hey, Ruari, should we do a round together? 253 00:09:37,035 --> 00:09:39,411 Ah, no. We'd be useless. It's fine. 254 00:09:39,412 --> 00:09:41,246 [both chuckle softly] 255 00:09:41,247 --> 00:09:42,748 Who's next? 256 00:09:42,749 --> 00:09:45,168 [♪ "Stay Flo" by Solange Knowles playing] 257 00:09:45,543 --> 00:09:46,711 ♪ Hold up ♪ 258 00:09:47,378 --> 00:09:48,879 - Hola. - Buenas. 259 00:09:48,880 --> 00:09:51,049 Steep. [chuckles] 260 00:09:51,925 --> 00:09:53,885 - ♪ Down, down, down on the floor ♪ - Hi. 261 00:09:54,803 --> 00:09:57,055 ♪ Down, down, down on the floor ♪ 262 00:09:58,056 --> 00:10:00,224 ♪ Down, down, down on the floor ♪ 263 00:10:00,225 --> 00:10:03,393 ♪ Niggas get fade and they feel it on they face ♪ 264 00:10:03,394 --> 00:10:06,438 ♪ Talking all day, then they feel it on they place ♪ 265 00:10:06,439 --> 00:10:09,525 ♪ Take it all down, they gon' feel it on the day ♪ 266 00:10:09,526 --> 00:10:12,611 ♪ Take it all home and they feel it all the way ♪ 267 00:10:12,612 --> 00:10:15,656 ♪ Takin' all shots and they feel it on they face ♪ 268 00:10:15,657 --> 00:10:16,824 [chuckles] 269 00:10:16,825 --> 00:10:19,077 ♪ Ayy, ayy-ayy ♪ 270 00:10:20,078 --> 00:10:22,287 ♪ Ayy, ayy-ayy ♪ 271 00:10:22,288 --> 00:10:23,915 - [coughing] - [♪ music stops] 272 00:10:25,416 --> 00:10:27,418 [continues coughing] 273 00:10:30,797 --> 00:10:32,632 [coughing] Oh, shit, I pissed myself. 274 00:10:35,593 --> 00:10:38,512 [Lorcan speaking alien language] 275 00:10:38,513 --> 00:10:40,430 - [door opens, closes] - Engage thrusters. 276 00:10:40,431 --> 00:10:42,266 Hey! I'm back! 277 00:10:42,267 --> 00:10:43,809 - [Patrick] Hey! - [Cara] Hi! 278 00:10:43,810 --> 00:10:45,602 I got us tomatoes. And a new outfit. 279 00:10:45,603 --> 00:10:49,106 - Yay! - [Frank] Bloody Marys tomorrow. Hey, great! 280 00:10:49,107 --> 00:10:51,608 Here you go. A grapefruit fusion. 281 00:10:51,609 --> 00:10:52,818 - Ooh. - Yeah. 282 00:10:52,819 --> 00:10:54,111 - [Lorcan] Engage thrusters! - Hey, Al, 283 00:10:54,112 --> 00:10:55,654 is it okay if, um, Ruari joins us 284 00:10:55,655 --> 00:10:57,197 - on a lads' night out? - Yeah! 285 00:10:57,198 --> 00:10:59,700 Well, I mean, he's-- he's 18, so I don't-- 286 00:10:59,701 --> 00:11:01,451 But you-- you know, if he doesn't want to, 287 00:11:01,452 --> 00:11:02,870 he-- he doesn't have to. 288 00:11:02,871 --> 00:11:05,247 Yeah, he does. Come on, I insist. 289 00:11:05,248 --> 00:11:07,291 - [Patrick] Frankie! Beautiful. - [Lorcan] I'll make sure we have fun. 290 00:11:07,292 --> 00:11:08,667 No, thanks. 291 00:11:08,668 --> 00:11:10,669 [Theresa] Yeah, you stay in with us girls, Ruari. 292 00:11:10,670 --> 00:11:12,171 - [chuckles] - Should we get dressed up? 293 00:11:12,172 --> 00:11:14,131 Mmm, I'm feeling a bit tipsy-woo. 294 00:11:14,132 --> 00:11:15,632 [laughing] So, who knows where we-- 295 00:11:15,633 --> 00:11:17,385 Yeah, actually, I'm gonna come to town. 296 00:11:19,012 --> 00:11:21,305 - [Lorcan] Alright, Frankie boy. - [Frank] My Lorc. 297 00:11:21,306 --> 00:11:23,599 [Lorcan] Right, ladies, we're off! 298 00:11:23,600 --> 00:11:26,476 - Enjoy your tomatoes. - [Frank] Yeah, come on. 299 00:11:26,477 --> 00:11:28,520 - Have fun! - [Lorcan] Alright, Ruari! 300 00:11:28,521 --> 00:11:29,980 - We are going to have some fun. - [Sam] Have a good time. 301 00:11:29,981 --> 00:11:31,481 God, you make smoking look good. 302 00:11:31,482 --> 00:11:32,608 - [chuckles] - You mind? 303 00:11:32,609 --> 00:11:34,693 - [Sam] Be good. - Sure. 304 00:11:34,694 --> 00:11:36,361 Will you do me a favor? Will you keep an eye 305 00:11:36,362 --> 00:11:37,821 - on Ruari later? - [Ruari] What are you doing? 306 00:11:37,822 --> 00:11:40,365 I don't want an 18-year-old paralytic in Ibiza, 307 00:11:40,366 --> 00:11:42,159 and I trust you more than I trust his father. 308 00:11:42,160 --> 00:11:43,660 - [Ruari] Stop. - [Lorcan] Come on! 309 00:11:43,661 --> 00:11:45,370 - [Patrick] I'm flattered. I think. - [Ruari] Ah! Dad! 310 00:11:45,371 --> 00:11:47,206 - [chuckles] - You have ash in your hair. 311 00:11:47,207 --> 00:11:49,833 - Oh. - [Sam] Text me. Make sure you text me. 312 00:11:49,834 --> 00:11:51,043 - Frank? - [Lorcan] Come on. 313 00:11:51,044 --> 00:11:53,212 [Alex] Be safe! Don't get pickpocketed 314 00:11:53,213 --> 00:11:55,672 by some deviant old lady trying to sell you a red rose. 315 00:11:55,673 --> 00:11:57,341 - [Lorcan] Bye! - No sane girl 316 00:11:57,342 --> 00:11:58,842 wants a single red rose. 317 00:11:58,843 --> 00:12:00,677 It's just something else you have to carry. 318 00:12:00,678 --> 00:12:02,179 - [Lorcan] Come on. - [Ruari] Yeah, I'm coming. 319 00:12:02,180 --> 00:12:04,182 - [car door sliding closed] - I love a single red rose. 320 00:12:05,850 --> 00:12:08,853 [♪ upbeat music playing] 321 00:12:18,071 --> 00:12:20,864 Here, shall we get a shot at the bar, you and me? 322 00:12:20,865 --> 00:12:22,074 You know, dad and son? 323 00:12:22,075 --> 00:12:24,202 Well, we can all just have a shot. Like... 324 00:12:25,912 --> 00:12:28,538 Yeah. Yeah, we could do that. 325 00:12:28,539 --> 00:12:31,542 [♪ soft music playing] 326 00:12:37,382 --> 00:12:40,884 You're very quiet. Are you upset with me? Or Frank? 327 00:12:40,885 --> 00:12:42,469 What? No. 328 00:12:42,470 --> 00:12:45,556 I'm in a Balearic paradise. What's to be upset about? 329 00:12:46,307 --> 00:12:49,601 So, what's it like to be a subordinate 330 00:12:49,602 --> 00:12:52,271 - on holiday with your boss? - [Alex] Oh! [laughing] 331 00:12:52,272 --> 00:12:54,564 Well, I don't really think about it like that. 332 00:12:54,565 --> 00:12:56,566 I mean, we were friends first, and, um, 333 00:12:56,567 --> 00:12:58,402 anyway, she's more my partner than my boss. 334 00:12:58,403 --> 00:12:59,903 - Aren't you? - Don't push it. 335 00:12:59,904 --> 00:13:01,571 - [chuckles] - [Theresa] Aw, you two. 336 00:13:01,572 --> 00:13:02,948 - [dishes clattering] - Oh. 337 00:13:02,949 --> 00:13:06,743 Friends! And you, new friend. 338 00:13:06,744 --> 00:13:09,162 Thank you for your dress. 339 00:13:09,163 --> 00:13:12,749 It feels so good to wear against my skin. 340 00:13:12,750 --> 00:13:14,752 - [laughing] - [Cara chuckles] 341 00:13:16,462 --> 00:13:19,674 - [♪ dance music playing] - [crowd cheering] 342 00:13:22,635 --> 00:13:25,304 [Lorcan] Whoa! What a physique! 343 00:13:25,305 --> 00:13:28,432 That is where I need to be at for my show. 344 00:13:28,433 --> 00:13:29,808 - [Frank] Ha! - What? 345 00:13:29,809 --> 00:13:31,601 You might need a bit of AI with that, Lorcs, mate. 346 00:13:31,602 --> 00:13:33,520 Yeah? Yeah, you think so? 347 00:13:33,521 --> 00:13:35,439 You haven't met my personal trainer. 348 00:13:35,440 --> 00:13:36,440 [Frank laughing] 349 00:13:36,441 --> 00:13:38,191 Hey! How you doing? 350 00:13:38,192 --> 00:13:40,320 You-- you're looking at me like you know me. 351 00:13:41,404 --> 00:13:43,613 Yeah, let me put you out of your misery. 352 00:13:43,614 --> 00:13:45,574 - I'm an actor. - Jesus, Dad. 353 00:13:45,575 --> 00:13:47,617 He doesn't care that you're an actor. 354 00:13:47,618 --> 00:13:49,786 They're staring at you 'cause you look like a fucking whitehead zit. 355 00:13:49,787 --> 00:13:51,788 What is your problem tonight, huh? 356 00:13:51,789 --> 00:13:53,457 Hey, uh, Ruari, let's go to the bar, eh? 357 00:13:53,458 --> 00:13:55,375 Get us a round of novelty cocktails. 358 00:13:55,376 --> 00:13:57,795 This feels like a slippery nipple sort of place. 359 00:14:00,631 --> 00:14:03,633 [♪ dance music continues playing] 360 00:14:03,634 --> 00:14:06,512 He never asks what's going on with me anymore. 361 00:14:07,472 --> 00:14:09,056 It's like he's worried that 362 00:14:09,057 --> 00:14:10,640 I'm gonna tell him something difficult 363 00:14:10,641 --> 00:14:12,392 and he's gonna have to deal with it. 364 00:14:12,393 --> 00:14:15,479 He could be a dick when he still lived with us, 365 00:14:15,480 --> 00:14:18,191 but, like, I always thought that was just 'cause he hated Mum. 366 00:14:19,400 --> 00:14:20,692 But he's still a dick. 367 00:14:20,693 --> 00:14:23,153 And it stresses me out because he's my dad. 368 00:14:23,154 --> 00:14:25,614 It's like, what if I end up like him? 369 00:14:25,615 --> 00:14:27,074 [Patrick] Ah, don't be too hard on him. 370 00:14:27,075 --> 00:14:29,659 And remember, you're the product of both your parents. 371 00:14:29,660 --> 00:14:32,120 His dickishness will probably get canceled out 372 00:14:32,121 --> 00:14:34,331 by the fact your mother is so ace. 373 00:14:34,332 --> 00:14:35,541 You know. 374 00:14:38,086 --> 00:14:40,337 - What? No. No. - Why? 375 00:14:40,338 --> 00:14:42,339 Yeah, I'm just, like, I'm a bit paranoid 376 00:14:42,340 --> 00:14:43,841 around girls at the moment. 377 00:14:45,134 --> 00:14:48,011 Look, mate, you're in Spain. Nobody knows you here. 378 00:14:48,012 --> 00:14:50,055 You can fall flat on your face. It won't matter. 379 00:14:50,056 --> 00:14:52,182 I have to go to the bar. You crack on. 380 00:14:52,183 --> 00:14:54,434 - No. Patrick. But-- - [woman] Hola. 381 00:14:54,435 --> 00:14:56,019 What? [clearing throat] 382 00:14:56,020 --> 00:14:57,854 Hablas español? 383 00:14:57,855 --> 00:15:00,023 - What? - [chuckles] 384 00:15:00,024 --> 00:15:03,151 - Eres inglés? - Uh, I don't speak Spanish. 385 00:15:03,152 --> 00:15:06,071 But I do know the word for "nut pastry" in German. 386 00:15:06,072 --> 00:15:07,698 "Nussgebäcks." 387 00:15:14,038 --> 00:15:15,540 - Bailamos? - Oh, right. 388 00:15:16,707 --> 00:15:18,251 Oh, we're-- okay, cool. 389 00:15:19,877 --> 00:15:22,462 I know that I am a hundred times better than you, babe. 390 00:15:22,463 --> 00:15:24,631 [scoffs] Yeah, Millie thinks I'm threatened by her. 391 00:15:24,632 --> 00:15:26,216 What am I threatened about her? Your small tits 392 00:15:26,217 --> 00:15:27,926 - and your small waist... - [Alex] Mm, so any thoughts 393 00:15:27,927 --> 00:15:29,719 on what you'd like to do in Toronto? 394 00:15:29,720 --> 00:15:30,804 [Theresa] What am I gonna do? 395 00:15:30,805 --> 00:15:31,973 - Um... - Yeah. 396 00:15:32,890 --> 00:15:34,516 I actually don't know. 397 00:15:34,517 --> 00:15:36,059 Well, you'll-- you'll figure it out. 398 00:15:36,060 --> 00:15:38,228 - What do you, um-- let me just, uh... - Mm. 399 00:15:38,229 --> 00:15:39,813 What do you like? 400 00:15:39,814 --> 00:15:41,773 What do you mean, what do I like? 401 00:15:41,774 --> 00:15:43,817 Well, just, you know, what do you do for fun? 402 00:15:43,818 --> 00:15:45,235 I don't know. Do you know, 403 00:15:45,236 --> 00:15:48,697 Lorcan hasn't actually asked me what I'll do. 404 00:15:48,698 --> 00:15:50,824 It's like he forgets I'm coming. 405 00:15:50,825 --> 00:15:52,784 That's all men. Patrick's the same. 406 00:15:52,785 --> 00:15:54,411 - Really? - [Cara] This trip, 407 00:15:54,412 --> 00:15:56,121 he was casually like, "I'm going to Ibiza," 408 00:15:56,122 --> 00:15:57,998 and I was like, "You know I love Ibiza." 409 00:15:57,999 --> 00:15:59,916 - Mm-hmm. - And he was just like, "Cool." 410 00:15:59,917 --> 00:16:02,586 And I was like, "So, am I coming?" 411 00:16:02,587 --> 00:16:04,004 And then he was just like, "Uh..." 412 00:16:04,005 --> 00:16:06,131 And I was like, "Well, duh, obviously I'm coming!" 413 00:16:06,132 --> 00:16:08,675 - So, he-- he didn't invite you? - [Cara] No. 414 00:16:08,676 --> 00:16:10,802 Sometimes I actually feel like I have to shove my tits 415 00:16:10,803 --> 00:16:12,971 in his face just to get attention, you know? 416 00:16:12,972 --> 00:16:15,098 - [chuckles] - [Sam] I hope no one's shoving their tits 417 00:16:15,099 --> 00:16:17,058 anywhere near my husband's face. 418 00:16:17,059 --> 00:16:20,271 [Alex] Jesus. Okay, what the hell is wrong with you tonight? 419 00:16:21,606 --> 00:16:24,441 [sighs] I didn't wanna blow Frank this morning. 420 00:16:24,442 --> 00:16:26,193 And I haven't all week. I'm worried, 421 00:16:26,194 --> 00:16:28,361 if I'm not blowing him, who is? 422 00:16:28,362 --> 00:16:30,155 I don't think you need to worry about that, I-- 423 00:16:30,156 --> 00:16:31,615 Well, Frank is sexy, isn't he? 424 00:16:31,616 --> 00:16:33,617 I think most women would wanna blow the guy. 425 00:16:33,618 --> 00:16:35,952 And when I'm in the mood, I love giving him head. 426 00:16:35,953 --> 00:16:38,538 I really do, but I've lost the urge. 427 00:16:38,539 --> 00:16:39,956 I couldn't rouse myself. 428 00:16:39,957 --> 00:16:41,708 Well, I-- I don't know, maybe it's-- 429 00:16:41,709 --> 00:16:44,377 I mean, I had that. Could be a perimenopause thing. 430 00:16:44,378 --> 00:16:47,631 Fuck you, no! I'm barely in my early late 40s. 431 00:16:47,632 --> 00:16:49,466 Look, I think just have a head holiday. 432 00:16:49,467 --> 00:16:50,967 He's not replying to any of my messages. 433 00:16:50,968 --> 00:16:53,845 - Look. - Oh, my God, Sam. 434 00:16:53,846 --> 00:16:55,305 Bake Off! 435 00:16:55,306 --> 00:16:58,476 I'm gonna apply to Canada's Great British Bake Off. 436 00:16:59,227 --> 00:17:01,478 I think I'm gonna go in for a dance, you know. 437 00:17:01,479 --> 00:17:03,313 - Back in soon. Just DM me. - [Theresa] Yes, you go and be free. 438 00:17:03,314 --> 00:17:05,815 - Okay. - And don't you let anyone forget you. 439 00:17:05,816 --> 00:17:07,817 - [kiss smacking] - Oh. Okay, no thank you. 440 00:17:07,818 --> 00:17:09,861 - Whoa. Oh! - [glass breaking] 441 00:17:09,862 --> 00:17:13,157 - [♪ dance music playing] - Whoo! Yeah! Yeah! 442 00:17:18,246 --> 00:17:20,080 Lads, selfie! 443 00:17:20,081 --> 00:17:21,998 - Whoo! - [messages chiming] 444 00:17:21,999 --> 00:17:23,167 No, take another. 445 00:17:24,210 --> 00:17:25,211 Wait, no. 446 00:17:26,212 --> 00:17:28,673 Lads. Sam's in a mard! 447 00:17:29,674 --> 00:17:31,049 - Home time for me! - Huh? 448 00:17:31,050 --> 00:17:33,510 [Frank] Home time! I've gotta go home! 449 00:17:33,511 --> 00:17:36,180 No, I was just about to get us into the VIP section. 450 00:17:36,931 --> 00:17:38,557 Do you know what? If you've seen one set 451 00:17:38,558 --> 00:17:40,016 of genitalia on an overhead swing, 452 00:17:40,017 --> 00:17:41,977 you've seen 'em all. Let's get back. 453 00:17:41,978 --> 00:17:43,938 - Sorry, mate. - Ah, man. 454 00:17:45,565 --> 00:17:48,108 - Ruari. Hey! How you doing? - Hey! 455 00:17:48,109 --> 00:17:49,734 How are you? It's so good to see you. 456 00:17:49,735 --> 00:17:51,278 You're gonna have to leave now, buddy. 457 00:17:51,279 --> 00:17:52,821 - Come on, we've got a taxi to catch. - What? Did you see 458 00:17:52,822 --> 00:17:54,114 - that big smoke? - Yeah, it was amazing. 459 00:17:54,115 --> 00:17:55,407 [Lorcan] Frank cockblocked you. 460 00:17:55,408 --> 00:17:56,575 - [Ruari] What? - [Patrick] Come on! 461 00:17:56,576 --> 00:17:58,578 [insects chirring] 462 00:18:01,581 --> 00:18:03,123 [door opens] 463 00:18:03,124 --> 00:18:04,541 - They're back. - [Frank] Oh, come on. 464 00:18:04,542 --> 00:18:05,917 - Hello, hello. - Hey, hi. 465 00:18:05,918 --> 00:18:08,044 - [Alex] Hey, hey, hey. - Um, so, uh, where's Cara? 466 00:18:08,045 --> 00:18:10,297 - Did she go to bed or-- - Oh, she fucked off, 467 00:18:10,298 --> 00:18:12,966 ain't she, to the klerrrb, yo. 468 00:18:12,967 --> 00:18:16,136 She's too sexy for this party. 469 00:18:16,137 --> 00:18:17,846 - Okay, hey, hey, hey, hey. - Too sexy 470 00:18:17,847 --> 00:18:19,306 - for this party. Ooh. - Okay, I'm gonna go get a beer. 471 00:18:19,307 --> 00:18:20,849 Hey, hey, hey. Oh, you put ten pence 472 00:18:20,850 --> 00:18:22,726 - in Theresa, then, eh? - [Alex laughing] 473 00:18:22,727 --> 00:18:23,893 Good night, was it? 474 00:18:23,894 --> 00:18:25,770 So good, you couldn't text me back? 475 00:18:25,771 --> 00:18:27,564 I don't negotiate with terrorists, Sam. 476 00:18:27,565 --> 00:18:29,734 Those texts that you sent were an act of terror. 477 00:18:30,735 --> 00:18:32,402 Stop being a paranoid dose. 478 00:18:32,403 --> 00:18:34,237 - Give me a kiss. - [Alex] Ruari. 479 00:18:34,238 --> 00:18:35,739 [Frank] Mwah. 480 00:18:35,740 --> 00:18:37,742 - [Alex] Ruari! - [Frank] I'm gonna get some shots! 481 00:18:38,826 --> 00:18:40,077 Did you have a good night? 482 00:18:40,995 --> 00:18:42,747 - Actually, yeah. - [Alex] Yeah? 483 00:18:43,623 --> 00:18:45,498 Let's learn Spanish, Mum. 484 00:18:45,499 --> 00:18:48,627 Well, yeah, okay. I'd love-- I'd love that. 485 00:18:48,628 --> 00:18:49,878 - [Ruari giggles] - Why? 486 00:18:49,879 --> 00:18:52,422 - Ruari met a Spanish girl. - [Alex] Oh, okay. 487 00:18:52,423 --> 00:18:54,507 She looked at me with her eyes. 488 00:18:54,508 --> 00:18:57,927 Her eyes? Wow. She had eyes. 489 00:18:57,928 --> 00:18:59,346 And then what happened? 490 00:18:59,347 --> 00:19:01,765 I looked at her back, and then told her 491 00:19:01,766 --> 00:19:03,976 the German word for nut pastries. [laughing] 492 00:19:05,102 --> 00:19:06,645 - [chuckles] Okay. - And, you know, Mum, 493 00:19:06,646 --> 00:19:09,356 - I actually do love you. - Oh, I love you t-- 494 00:19:09,357 --> 00:19:11,441 I love you, too. [chuckles] 495 00:19:11,442 --> 00:19:14,319 And I actually loved my own company today, by the way. 496 00:19:14,320 --> 00:19:15,612 Thanks for the pep talk. 497 00:19:15,613 --> 00:19:17,822 Oh, Wayne Lineker's club has closed down. 498 00:19:17,823 --> 00:19:19,867 [Ruari laughing] 499 00:19:20,534 --> 00:19:21,993 [Frank] Everyone, a round of Craig Davids. 500 00:19:21,994 --> 00:19:23,536 [Theresa] I'll have four! 501 00:19:23,537 --> 00:19:27,540 Oh, why don't you have a nice cup of tea? [chuckles] 502 00:19:27,541 --> 00:19:29,209 What's actually in Craig Davids? 503 00:19:29,210 --> 00:19:31,628 - [Ruari] Tequila and pineapple juice. - Oh. 504 00:19:31,629 --> 00:19:33,213 I'd never had one until Frank's bar, 505 00:19:33,214 --> 00:19:34,840 when his friend Georgia made them. 506 00:19:36,008 --> 00:19:37,342 [Sam] Georgia? 507 00:19:37,343 --> 00:19:38,469 At the bar?! 508 00:19:39,553 --> 00:19:41,054 Where the two of you drank shots?! 509 00:19:41,055 --> 00:19:42,681 [Frank] Oh, I work in a bar! 510 00:19:42,682 --> 00:19:45,475 It's a gift economy. 511 00:19:45,476 --> 00:19:49,145 - Everybody gets a free shot! - I didn't know, Mum. 512 00:19:49,146 --> 00:19:51,606 - No, of course you didn't. - Uh, it's not your fault, pal. 513 00:19:51,607 --> 00:19:53,317 - [Frank] ...very polite-- - [door slamming] 514 00:19:53,859 --> 00:19:55,652 I'm gonna go to bed. 515 00:19:55,653 --> 00:19:57,654 [Alex] Alright, honey. Night. 516 00:19:57,655 --> 00:19:59,906 [faint arguing continues] 517 00:19:59,907 --> 00:20:01,574 - I'm gonna be sick. - Oh, Jesus. 518 00:20:01,575 --> 00:20:03,034 - Where should I be sick? - Uh, Jesus. 519 00:20:03,035 --> 00:20:05,328 In-- in the toilet. [laughing] In the toilet. 520 00:20:05,329 --> 00:20:06,830 [Lorcan] I've seen you in worse states. 521 00:20:06,831 --> 00:20:08,248 - Don't be a bitch. - [Alex] What? 522 00:20:08,249 --> 00:20:09,708 I wasn't saying anything, I-- 523 00:20:09,709 --> 00:20:11,376 And I don't know what you've been saying 524 00:20:11,377 --> 00:20:12,502 to Ruari about me, 525 00:20:12,503 --> 00:20:14,003 but it's affecting our relationship. 526 00:20:14,004 --> 00:20:17,507 And you know, if you hadn't mollycoddled him so much, 527 00:20:17,508 --> 00:20:19,759 he wouldn't be so fucking sensitive. 528 00:20:19,760 --> 00:20:21,262 - Now, h-hang on a second. - [Lorcan] It's not fun. 529 00:20:24,098 --> 00:20:25,433 I need to meditate. 530 00:20:26,892 --> 00:20:28,894 [faint arguing continues] 531 00:20:30,396 --> 00:20:31,564 Light up. 532 00:20:32,732 --> 00:20:34,024 When in Spain. 533 00:20:36,652 --> 00:20:38,612 - Can I ask you something? - Always. 534 00:20:39,572 --> 00:20:42,032 Who the fuck gave my son MDMA? 535 00:20:43,200 --> 00:20:44,576 I've been meaning to talk to you about that. 536 00:20:44,577 --> 00:20:47,203 I think it was the bloody Spanish girl. 537 00:20:47,204 --> 00:20:48,913 I don't know how she slipped it past me, 538 00:20:48,914 --> 00:20:52,208 but I kept my eye on him, got him home. 539 00:20:52,209 --> 00:20:53,586 I'm sorry. 540 00:20:55,212 --> 00:20:56,630 Okay, thanks. 541 00:21:01,135 --> 00:21:03,762 Hopefully, the horror he's gonna feel tomorrow 542 00:21:03,763 --> 00:21:05,264 will be enough to put him off for life. 543 00:21:06,223 --> 00:21:08,391 Yeah, I know that's how it works for me. 544 00:21:08,392 --> 00:21:10,394 [both laughing] 545 00:21:17,067 --> 00:21:19,111 You fancy staying awake to watch the sun come up? 546 00:21:22,573 --> 00:21:24,283 Lorcan put me off sunrises. 547 00:21:25,409 --> 00:21:27,911 [chuckles] He went to Burning Man one year 548 00:21:27,912 --> 00:21:31,080 and he saw his first "on drugs" sunrise. 549 00:21:31,081 --> 00:21:34,000 And when he came back, he wouldn't shut up about it. 550 00:21:34,001 --> 00:21:36,295 Kept trying to force me to watch one. 551 00:21:37,505 --> 00:21:39,256 I think it ended our marriage. 552 00:21:39,840 --> 00:21:41,633 Not the friendship bracelets? 553 00:21:41,634 --> 00:21:44,427 [both laughing] 554 00:21:44,428 --> 00:21:45,763 [Alex snorts] 555 00:21:49,975 --> 00:21:52,436 Oh, my God. We're terrible. 556 00:21:53,479 --> 00:21:56,482 [♪ soft music playing] 557 00:22:01,445 --> 00:22:03,279 [door closes] 558 00:22:03,280 --> 00:22:04,281 [Cara] Patrick. 559 00:22:05,783 --> 00:22:06,991 [laughing] Patrick. 560 00:22:06,992 --> 00:22:09,286 Patrick! Wakey-wakey! 561 00:22:10,454 --> 00:22:11,704 Where were you? 562 00:22:11,705 --> 00:22:13,706 I was messaging you to come meet me. 563 00:22:13,707 --> 00:22:16,168 - It was such a laugh. - I bet it was. Shh. 564 00:22:17,545 --> 00:22:19,505 It's bedtime. You coming in? 565 00:22:20,506 --> 00:22:21,799 Yeah, yeah, of course. 566 00:22:25,344 --> 00:22:26,678 [Cara] Ow. 567 00:22:26,679 --> 00:22:30,223 Yeah, yeah, I'm so tired. 568 00:22:30,224 --> 00:22:31,642 [Patrick] I know. 569 00:22:33,561 --> 00:22:35,061 [Alex] Yeah. How much are these? 570 00:22:35,062 --> 00:22:37,313 - [vendor speaking Spanish] - I-- I don't speak Spanish. 571 00:22:37,314 --> 00:22:39,650 - I just-- a little German. - Okay. 572 00:22:51,829 --> 00:22:53,413 [Alex] Sorry. Hola. 573 00:22:53,414 --> 00:22:55,164 - Hola. - I-- I just wanted to tell you, 574 00:22:55,165 --> 00:22:58,334 you-- you look great. Just so cool and content, 575 00:22:58,335 --> 00:23:00,044 and just comfortable in your skin, 576 00:23:00,045 --> 00:23:02,505 - just you by yourself and-- - So sorry, sorry. 577 00:23:02,506 --> 00:23:04,340 Me English, bad, bad. 578 00:23:04,341 --> 00:23:05,508 - [Alex] Oh, um-- - It's very bad. 579 00:23:05,509 --> 00:23:06,718 - No-- - It's okay. 580 00:23:06,719 --> 00:23:08,678 Uh, you inspired me. 581 00:23:08,679 --> 00:23:10,764 Just, um, but you look great, you know? 582 00:23:11,223 --> 00:23:12,265 You're hot. 583 00:23:12,266 --> 00:23:13,391 [speaking Spanish] 584 00:23:13,392 --> 00:23:14,392 [Alex] You're-- you're hot. 585 00:23:14,393 --> 00:23:15,894 You look hot. [chuckles] 586 00:23:15,895 --> 00:23:17,229 You know, like... hot. 587 00:23:19,356 --> 00:23:21,399 Huh? No, no, no. 588 00:23:21,400 --> 00:23:23,359 No, it-- sorry. [chuckles] 589 00:23:23,360 --> 00:23:24,987 I was just telling her that she, um... 590 00:23:25,696 --> 00:23:28,114 It's-- it's fine. It was a-- a compliment. 591 00:23:28,115 --> 00:23:29,490 - No, no sé. - It's-- it was, honestly, 592 00:23:29,491 --> 00:23:32,118 it's just, it's a misund-- a misunderstanding. 593 00:23:32,119 --> 00:23:33,703 I was just saying you look great. 594 00:23:33,704 --> 00:23:35,413 Just-- just go about your business, it's fine. 595 00:23:35,414 --> 00:23:37,373 [server and customer speaking Spanish] 596 00:23:37,374 --> 00:23:40,127 [♪ soft music playing] 597 00:23:44,298 --> 00:23:46,383 Right, can I have your attention, please? 598 00:23:47,259 --> 00:23:48,676 Ten years ago, I married this woman, 599 00:23:48,677 --> 00:23:51,721 who rocked everything I thought I wanted in life. 600 00:23:51,722 --> 00:23:55,391 Someone who was confident, independent, had a great rack. 601 00:23:55,392 --> 00:23:58,645 - [laughter] - She gave zero fucks about anything. 602 00:23:58,646 --> 00:24:00,730 She made my life feel full. 603 00:24:00,731 --> 00:24:02,774 So, I'd like you to help me by raising a toast 604 00:24:02,775 --> 00:24:06,903 to the woman who made me the twat that I am today. 605 00:24:06,904 --> 00:24:08,947 - [laughter] - Samantha! 606 00:24:08,948 --> 00:24:10,490 - To Sam! - [all toasting] 607 00:24:10,491 --> 00:24:12,909 - Samantha. - [Frank] Now, let's try and make this 608 00:24:12,910 --> 00:24:16,704 a relaxing final day boat rave! 609 00:24:16,705 --> 00:24:18,581 - [♪ "Move On Up" by Curtis Mayfield playing] - [all cheering] 610 00:24:18,582 --> 00:24:20,333 Come on, Sam, we can start, right? 611 00:24:20,334 --> 00:24:22,961 Yay! 612 00:24:22,962 --> 00:24:24,922 [laughing] 613 00:24:27,091 --> 00:24:28,926 - Oi. - [Frank] Whoo! 614 00:24:30,469 --> 00:24:32,303 - You alright? - I feel like shit. 615 00:24:32,304 --> 00:24:34,973 Yeah, well, what do you expect? You did MDMA last night. 616 00:24:34,974 --> 00:24:36,432 It's par for the course. 617 00:24:36,433 --> 00:24:38,017 What, you knew? 618 00:24:38,018 --> 00:24:40,687 Of course, I knew. And for the next 48 hours, 619 00:24:40,688 --> 00:24:43,773 you are gonna look and feel like a bag of shit. 620 00:24:43,774 --> 00:24:45,566 And in the middle of it all, you're gonna sit 621 00:24:45,567 --> 00:24:47,485 on a Ryanair flight next to your mother 622 00:24:47,486 --> 00:24:49,612 in an existential fog, and it will be the punishment 623 00:24:49,613 --> 00:24:51,615 you deserve for doing drugs. 624 00:24:52,616 --> 00:24:53,867 And booking Ryanair. 625 00:24:55,494 --> 00:24:58,288 How do you know all that? Have you done it? 626 00:25:00,290 --> 00:25:02,167 What? No, don't be stupid. 627 00:25:05,462 --> 00:25:08,339 - [♪ "Move On Up" continues playing] - [Cara] Whoo! 628 00:25:08,340 --> 00:25:10,467 [indistinct chatter] 629 00:25:12,177 --> 00:25:14,053 [Frank] God, look at this! 630 00:25:14,054 --> 00:25:15,514 [bell ringing] 631 00:25:16,473 --> 00:25:18,474 - Oh, Frank. - [Frank] Hey, watch. 632 00:25:18,475 --> 00:25:20,394 - [Alex] What is he doing? Is he-- - [all exclaiming] 633 00:25:21,311 --> 00:25:22,562 Don't encourage him! 634 00:25:22,563 --> 00:25:24,147 - [Patrick] Nice one, big man! - Whoo! 635 00:25:24,148 --> 00:25:25,982 Great going, Frankie! 636 00:25:25,983 --> 00:25:27,900 Lads! In you come! 637 00:25:27,901 --> 00:25:30,445 It's lovely! Patrick, go! Whoo! 638 00:25:30,446 --> 00:25:32,989 - [Patrick] How's it feel? - Ow! You fucker! 639 00:25:32,990 --> 00:25:34,741 Jellyfish just fucking-- ow! 640 00:25:34,742 --> 00:25:37,744 - [laughter] - Is there a sea monster as well? 641 00:25:37,745 --> 00:25:39,495 Patrick will pee on it for ya! 642 00:25:39,496 --> 00:25:40,872 [Frank] God! Oh! 643 00:25:40,873 --> 00:25:43,499 - [Patrick] Frank! Frankie! - [grunting] 644 00:25:43,500 --> 00:25:46,002 - [Patrick] You okay, Frank? - Oh, fuck. Is he having a heart attack? 645 00:25:46,003 --> 00:25:47,046 - [Patrick] Frankie! - [Sam] Frank! 646 00:25:48,297 --> 00:25:50,173 - Help me! - [Alex] Oh, my God, Patrick! 647 00:25:50,174 --> 00:25:52,675 Oh, my God! Could we get a lifeline? 648 00:25:52,676 --> 00:25:55,511 - Shit. Did anyone bring the life buoy? - [overlapping shouting] 649 00:25:55,512 --> 00:25:57,096 - Frank! - [Frank shouting] 650 00:25:57,097 --> 00:25:59,307 - Alright, mate, I've got you. - [Lorcan] Okay, is my hair in? 651 00:25:59,308 --> 00:26:00,684 - [overlapping chatter] - Is my hair in? 652 00:26:02,436 --> 00:26:04,187 Frank! Please! 653 00:26:04,188 --> 00:26:06,190 [overlapping shouting continues] 654 00:26:09,693 --> 00:26:12,571 [siren wailing] 655 00:26:14,198 --> 00:26:15,616 [phone chimes] 656 00:26:17,076 --> 00:26:20,079 [♪ somber music playing] 657 00:26:29,880 --> 00:26:31,548 [Alex sighs] 658 00:26:33,634 --> 00:26:34,760 You alright, Ruari? 659 00:26:35,761 --> 00:26:38,555 Here, find a vending machine, get a full-fat Coke. 660 00:26:39,556 --> 00:26:41,266 And watch some Rick and Morty. 661 00:26:45,437 --> 00:26:47,230 - That was fucking terrifying. - I know. 662 00:26:47,231 --> 00:26:48,981 I thought he might be a goner. 663 00:26:48,982 --> 00:26:51,609 [sighs] I really need to finish my level two in first aid. 664 00:26:51,610 --> 00:26:52,611 [Patrick] Mm. 665 00:26:53,987 --> 00:26:55,571 You okay? 666 00:26:55,572 --> 00:26:58,991 Yeah... no. 667 00:26:58,992 --> 00:27:00,744 I kept thinking... 668 00:27:02,788 --> 00:27:04,456 life's fucking short. 669 00:27:06,333 --> 00:27:11,505 And I'm worried that I didn't try hard enough. 670 00:27:13,757 --> 00:27:14,924 - For us. - Yeah. 671 00:27:14,925 --> 00:27:16,843 Just maybe we don't get into all that. 672 00:27:16,844 --> 00:27:19,263 I just don't wanna have any regrets. 673 00:27:20,639 --> 00:27:21,765 [softly] I miss you. 674 00:27:25,519 --> 00:27:27,103 Well, you've said that before. [chuckles] 675 00:27:27,104 --> 00:27:28,605 Yeah, but this time it hurts. 676 00:27:32,651 --> 00:27:34,444 - Did you-- - I didn't do any drugs last night. 677 00:27:40,701 --> 00:27:42,119 Uh, do you want a water? 678 00:27:43,120 --> 00:27:44,163 Yeah. 679 00:27:45,831 --> 00:27:47,290 ¿Sin gas or con gas? 680 00:27:47,291 --> 00:27:48,458 [chuckles] 681 00:27:50,043 --> 00:27:51,628 You choose. 682 00:27:59,511 --> 00:28:01,637 ♪ For real, for real this time ♪ 683 00:28:01,638 --> 00:28:03,640 - [doors open] - [patient screaming in Spanish] 684 00:28:06,560 --> 00:28:08,562 [screaming continues] 685 00:28:12,649 --> 00:28:14,026 [chuckles] 686 00:28:14,818 --> 00:28:17,069 [♪ "EARFQUAKE" by Tyler, The Creator playing] 687 00:28:17,070 --> 00:28:22,325 ♪ For real, for real, for real this time ♪ 688 00:28:22,326 --> 00:28:24,869 ♪ 'Cause you make my earth quake ♪ 689 00:28:24,870 --> 00:28:27,080 ♪ Oh, you make my earth quake ♪ 690 00:28:28,457 --> 00:28:30,917 ♪ Riding around, your love be shakin' me up ♪ 691 00:28:30,918 --> 00:28:32,878 ♪ And it's making my heart break ♪ 692 00:28:34,421 --> 00:28:36,006 ♪ You make my earth quake ♪ 693 00:28:36,924 --> 00:28:39,176 ♪ Oh, you make my earth quake ♪ 694 00:28:40,594 --> 00:28:43,095 ♪ Riding around, your love be shakin' me up ♪ 695 00:28:43,096 --> 00:28:45,098 ♪ And it's making my heart break ♪ 696 00:28:46,558 --> 00:28:50,229 ♪ Don't leave, it's my fault ♪ 697 00:28:52,522 --> 00:28:57,277 ♪ Don't leave, it's my fault ♪ 698 00:28:58,695 --> 00:29:03,075 ♪ Don't leave, it's my fault ♪ 699 00:29:04,368 --> 00:29:07,245 ♪ 'Cause when it all comes crashing down ♪ 700 00:29:07,246 --> 00:29:10,414 ♪ I'll need you ♪ 701 00:29:10,415 --> 00:29:12,209 ♪ 'Cause you make my earth quake ♪ 702 00:29:13,210 --> 00:29:15,295 ♪ Oh, you make my earth quake ♪