1 00:00:10,761 --> 00:00:12,345 How's your vagina, honey? 2 00:00:12,346 --> 00:00:14,889 It's actually fine. How's your dick? 3 00:00:14,890 --> 00:00:16,390 It's actually quite sore. 4 00:00:16,391 --> 00:00:18,518 Oh, no. 5 00:00:18,519 --> 00:00:20,270 Baby, aw. 6 00:00:21,313 --> 00:00:22,605 Oh, Frank's not drinking, by the way. 7 00:00:22,606 --> 00:00:23,856 No, I know. That's for us. 8 00:00:23,857 --> 00:00:26,442 Yeah, but we should probably see what the vibe is first. 9 00:00:26,443 --> 00:00:27,735 You know? 10 00:00:27,736 --> 00:00:29,529 I'm a bit nervous about seeing him. 11 00:00:29,530 --> 00:00:31,113 I'm worried he might be very depressed. 12 00:00:31,114 --> 00:00:32,949 Sam said he's not himself anymore. 13 00:00:32,950 --> 00:00:34,700 Well, no one's themselves anymore. 14 00:00:34,701 --> 00:00:37,036 - What's that mean? - Touch your toes. 15 00:00:37,037 --> 00:00:38,539 You touch your toes. 16 00:00:42,251 --> 00:00:44,836 - It's not funny. - What? Come on. 17 00:00:45,712 --> 00:00:47,880 Oh, hang on a bit, it's because I've got heels on. 18 00:00:47,881 --> 00:00:50,508 They make my legs impossibly long. 19 00:00:50,509 --> 00:00:51,884 Right. 20 00:00:51,885 --> 00:00:53,511 - That's exactly the same. - No, I am. 21 00:00:53,512 --> 00:00:56,265 - I'm really touching my-- - Yeah, but that's kinda cheating, really. 22 00:00:57,140 --> 00:00:58,308 Brace yourselves. 23 00:00:59,476 --> 00:01:01,185 See, if you're gonna have a heart attack, 24 00:01:01,186 --> 00:01:03,854 doc says mine, hands down, best one to have. 25 00:01:03,855 --> 00:01:05,314 Heart attack of all heart attacks. 26 00:01:05,315 --> 00:01:06,525 Sold. I'll take two. 27 00:01:07,484 --> 00:01:08,568 Fucking right. 28 00:01:08,569 --> 00:01:10,778 Trick is to survive it, though. Then you're laughing. 29 00:01:10,779 --> 00:01:12,863 - Oh, I have one, honey. - Well, Frank made you another. 30 00:01:12,864 --> 00:01:14,740 - Oh. - Is he drinking through us? 31 00:01:14,741 --> 00:01:15,992 Wow. 32 00:01:15,993 --> 00:01:17,536 Oh, look at the two of you, eh? 33 00:01:18,579 --> 00:01:19,579 Right, come on. 34 00:01:19,580 --> 00:01:20,955 - Oh. - Death row canapés. 35 00:01:20,956 --> 00:01:23,332 Now, try the mini burgers first. 36 00:01:23,333 --> 00:01:25,418 Frank cycled four miles to get the meat. 37 00:01:25,419 --> 00:01:27,753 Gotta go to the source, baby. Now, try the chicken. 38 00:01:27,754 --> 00:01:29,547 - Okay. Wow, these look ama-- - That looks-- yeah. 39 00:01:29,548 --> 00:01:31,215 - Try the saltfish. - Jesus Christ, Frank. 40 00:01:31,216 --> 00:01:32,758 They're gonna try it all, okay? Chill out. 41 00:01:32,759 --> 00:01:34,051 Oh, I got some white rum to go with this. 42 00:01:34,052 --> 00:01:35,177 - Oh, okay. - Thank you. 43 00:01:35,178 --> 00:01:36,762 - How's Ruari doing? - Yeah-- 44 00:01:36,763 --> 00:01:38,889 I hope my heart attack didn't put him off Ibiza. 45 00:01:38,890 --> 00:01:41,642 Listen, if he wants to come back to the bar, tell him to give me a shout. 46 00:01:41,643 --> 00:01:43,519 Well, he's gonna do a stint at the office. 47 00:01:43,520 --> 00:01:45,813 - If that's still okay? - Yeah, let's give him a shot. 48 00:01:45,814 --> 00:01:48,190 - You want a shot? - What? No. 49 00:01:48,191 --> 00:01:50,569 Patricka, get over here, try this off the bone. 50 00:01:55,115 --> 00:01:56,699 - How's it been? - "How's it been?" 51 00:01:56,700 --> 00:01:59,160 Living with tiger blood over there? Great! 52 00:01:59,161 --> 00:02:02,622 So close to death, and yet never been more alive. 53 00:02:02,623 --> 00:02:04,540 No, but how are you? Like, how's... 54 00:02:04,541 --> 00:02:06,417 Just never mind all that. 55 00:02:06,418 --> 00:02:08,086 Tell me everything, quickly. 56 00:02:09,087 --> 00:02:10,088 Well... 57 00:02:11,048 --> 00:02:12,673 Yeah, get some sauce here too. 58 00:02:12,674 --> 00:02:14,508 - He's been in my bed a lot. - Oh. 59 00:02:14,509 --> 00:02:15,427 Yes. 60 00:02:16,553 --> 00:02:18,262 I'm into it. 61 00:02:18,263 --> 00:02:19,805 I'm into it, but, I mean, it's scary 62 00:02:19,806 --> 00:02:21,390 'cause I'm right back to where I was, you know, 63 00:02:21,391 --> 00:02:23,059 worrying about whether he's into it. 64 00:02:23,060 --> 00:02:24,560 - Oh, well, he looks into it. - Yeah, but, I mean, 65 00:02:24,561 --> 00:02:26,896 really into it, because I can imagine 66 00:02:26,897 --> 00:02:28,939 being old with him, you know? 67 00:02:28,940 --> 00:02:31,150 I could see us dying together. 68 00:02:31,151 --> 00:02:32,610 Okay. 69 00:02:32,611 --> 00:02:34,737 And I hate that I'm still doing this at my age, 70 00:02:34,738 --> 00:02:37,531 but I can't help thinking, "Why would he be into it?" 71 00:02:37,532 --> 00:02:39,909 Like, and if he is, what's wrong with him, you know? 72 00:02:39,910 --> 00:02:41,286 And when will it get fixed? 73 00:02:42,079 --> 00:02:43,580 God help us all. 74 00:02:44,581 --> 00:02:46,624 - You're not drinking? - Mm-mm. 75 00:02:46,625 --> 00:02:49,126 No, not at home. I'm supporting his recovery. 76 00:02:49,127 --> 00:02:51,629 - Come here, you! - Help me! 77 00:02:51,630 --> 00:02:55,508 I can't wait to go back to the office. I need a challenge that is not my husband. 78 00:02:55,509 --> 00:02:57,385 Well, you got the Malcolm lunch on Monday. 79 00:02:57,386 --> 00:02:58,386 Perfect. 80 00:02:58,387 --> 00:03:00,012 Ugh. 81 00:03:00,013 --> 00:03:02,473 - Chop all this, come on. - Have you got a lot of people coming? 82 00:03:02,474 --> 00:03:04,851 'Cause you've got enough food here for a small country. 83 00:03:05,602 --> 00:03:06,519 What the hell? 84 00:03:06,520 --> 00:03:09,313 - Show me. What is it? - It's a text from Lars. 85 00:03:09,314 --> 00:03:11,691 - Hilarious! Patrick! - No! 86 00:03:11,692 --> 00:03:13,609 - What? Give it to me. - You better lock this one down quick. 87 00:03:13,610 --> 00:03:15,111 She's just been asked on a date. 88 00:03:15,112 --> 00:03:17,864 Good for her. You're only young once. 89 00:03:19,533 --> 00:03:20,991 Who wants a game of poker? 90 00:03:20,992 --> 00:03:22,743 - Frank, we're not playing poker. - Lunch? 91 00:03:22,744 --> 00:03:24,329 We're having lunch. 92 00:03:35,841 --> 00:03:37,717 I feel like I'm sweating tannins. 93 00:03:37,718 --> 00:03:38,760 Do I smell? 94 00:03:39,636 --> 00:03:41,555 I mean, no more so than usual. 95 00:03:48,770 --> 00:03:51,857 Sorry about Sam mentioning the date thing. 96 00:03:53,859 --> 00:03:54,860 What date? 97 00:03:55,902 --> 00:03:58,905 Oh. Ah, don't worry about it. That was funny. 98 00:04:01,116 --> 00:04:02,700 Yeah. 99 00:04:02,701 --> 00:04:04,118 Are we, though? 100 00:04:04,119 --> 00:04:07,329 Seeing other people? Is that weird to ask so soon? 101 00:04:07,330 --> 00:04:08,664 - Is it-- it's just-- - No, no, no. 102 00:04:08,665 --> 00:04:10,000 I was wondering that, too. 103 00:04:11,084 --> 00:04:13,043 Yeah, 'cause this is nice. 104 00:04:13,044 --> 00:04:14,670 Right? It's always nice. 105 00:04:14,671 --> 00:04:17,006 Yeah, I was thinking the same thing. 106 00:04:17,007 --> 00:04:19,008 About seeing people? 107 00:04:19,009 --> 00:04:21,051 That it's always nice. 108 00:04:21,052 --> 00:04:23,221 And easy. It's always been easy with you. 109 00:04:25,223 --> 00:04:26,932 Yeah, but... 110 00:04:26,933 --> 00:04:28,434 other people? 111 00:04:28,435 --> 00:04:30,060 I mean, I don't wanna jump ahead. 112 00:04:30,061 --> 00:04:32,855 It's just, I've just been asked on this date now. 113 00:04:32,856 --> 00:04:35,275 - I'm not planning any dates. - Okay, right. 114 00:04:36,318 --> 00:04:38,986 - So, no? - You can't just put that on me. 115 00:04:38,987 --> 00:04:41,948 That's just, I mean, you can do what you want. 116 00:04:47,579 --> 00:04:48,580 Alex. 117 00:04:50,499 --> 00:04:51,500 Yeah? 118 00:04:52,876 --> 00:04:54,211 Should you pee? 119 00:04:55,504 --> 00:04:57,296 Your UTI. 120 00:04:57,297 --> 00:04:58,423 Oh, yeah. 121 00:05:08,266 --> 00:05:10,727 - You're still hiding the bum? - Yeah. 122 00:05:14,439 --> 00:05:17,274 Got some mates coming into town this week. 123 00:05:17,275 --> 00:05:18,193 Ruari. 124 00:05:19,152 --> 00:05:20,069 Oh. 125 00:05:20,070 --> 00:05:22,196 Sorry. They're journalists, 126 00:05:22,197 --> 00:05:24,240 just back from Syria before they head back out to Turkey. 127 00:05:24,241 --> 00:05:27,493 They're really smart, funny, interesting people. 128 00:05:27,494 --> 00:05:29,245 I don't think you'll have anything in common with them, 129 00:05:29,246 --> 00:05:30,997 but I feel sorry for you, so do you want to come? 130 00:05:32,916 --> 00:05:34,000 Maybe. 131 00:05:35,043 --> 00:05:36,545 I've a lot of plans on this week. 132 00:05:42,384 --> 00:05:43,385 Morning. 133 00:05:44,761 --> 00:05:46,846 How you feeling about today? 134 00:05:46,847 --> 00:05:49,057 I thought we could get a cab to the office together. 135 00:05:49,975 --> 00:05:51,101 So, do you wanna share a cab? 136 00:05:51,601 --> 00:05:53,602 I don't want you to, like, come in with me. 137 00:05:53,603 --> 00:05:55,020 What? Why? 138 00:05:55,021 --> 00:05:56,981 Why? Ruari. 139 00:05:56,982 --> 00:05:58,775 I don't wanna look like a nepo baby, Mum. 140 00:06:00,068 --> 00:06:02,153 It's a bit late for that. You took the job, mate. 141 00:06:03,029 --> 00:06:04,447 Why are you making two teas? 142 00:06:06,366 --> 00:06:07,367 I was just... 143 00:06:08,076 --> 00:06:09,286 just thirsty for tea. 144 00:06:14,040 --> 00:06:15,375 Patrick started staying over. 145 00:06:23,341 --> 00:06:24,259 Come on. 146 00:06:30,098 --> 00:06:31,181 Okay. 147 00:06:31,182 --> 00:06:32,434 Come on. 148 00:06:34,227 --> 00:06:35,561 - Plum! Plum. - Hey! 149 00:06:35,562 --> 00:06:37,855 Sorry, this is Ruari, he's gonna be interning 150 00:06:37,856 --> 00:06:39,190 with us in the-- 151 00:06:40,108 --> 00:06:41,109 Ruari, come over here. 152 00:06:42,235 --> 00:06:43,570 Sorry, he's-- Come on. 153 00:06:44,613 --> 00:06:46,822 Ruari, this is Plum. 154 00:06:46,823 --> 00:06:49,575 - Hello. - So, yeah, just show him 155 00:06:49,576 --> 00:06:51,285 - how we make coffee and... - Sure. 156 00:06:51,286 --> 00:06:52,745 ...and just the general ropes. 157 00:06:52,746 --> 00:06:54,538 Okay, no problem. Hi, Ruari. 158 00:06:54,539 --> 00:06:55,748 Aw. 159 00:06:55,749 --> 00:06:57,041 Oh, Jessie Finlay called again. 160 00:06:57,042 --> 00:06:58,584 Okay. I'll get back to her. 161 00:06:58,585 --> 00:07:01,253 You have a great day and have fun. 162 00:07:01,254 --> 00:07:03,172 - Yeah. - Or don't "have fun." You know, work hard. 163 00:07:03,173 --> 00:07:04,590 - Yeah. - Okay. 164 00:07:04,591 --> 00:07:06,342 Oh. Aw. 165 00:07:06,343 --> 00:07:08,345 Yeah. Just through here. 166 00:07:13,058 --> 00:07:14,975 I actually know how to make coffee. 167 00:07:14,976 --> 00:07:16,186 That's what the last guy said. 168 00:07:17,354 --> 00:07:18,896 It's just a bit tricky to open, but-- 169 00:07:18,897 --> 00:07:20,273 I can just try if you want. 170 00:07:21,650 --> 00:07:23,108 I like your shirt. 171 00:07:23,109 --> 00:07:24,944 Thanks. 172 00:07:24,945 --> 00:07:26,655 - It's a great film. Have you seen it? - Yeah. 173 00:07:27,864 --> 00:07:30,157 - No, I haven't. - I'm part of a film club. 174 00:07:30,158 --> 00:07:32,660 We watch horror classics from the '70s. 175 00:07:32,661 --> 00:07:34,370 - If you fancy joining-- - Yeah? Yeah? 176 00:07:34,371 --> 00:07:37,332 Where-- when-- or when is it? I could maybe-- 177 00:07:37,791 --> 00:07:39,000 Oh! 178 00:07:42,212 --> 00:07:43,755 I don't understand what happened. 179 00:07:46,424 --> 00:07:47,758 Oy. 180 00:07:47,759 --> 00:07:48,885 Ay. 181 00:07:50,762 --> 00:07:54,223 So, what's our strategy for getting Malcolm back on board? 182 00:07:54,224 --> 00:07:58,143 Have you ever watched those divers that spear hunt for lionfish? 183 00:07:58,144 --> 00:08:00,020 - It's good to be back. - Can I take your coat? 184 00:08:00,021 --> 00:08:01,397 Thank you. 185 00:08:01,398 --> 00:08:04,024 What is that dick-in-a-box doing here? 186 00:08:04,025 --> 00:08:05,193 Yeah. 187 00:08:06,611 --> 00:08:07,487 Ugh. 188 00:08:10,991 --> 00:08:12,117 Afternoon, sluts. 189 00:08:12,909 --> 00:08:15,494 We're not friends anymore, Grayson, so you can't say that. 190 00:08:15,495 --> 00:08:17,746 - Why are you here? - I could ask you the same. 191 00:08:17,747 --> 00:08:19,415 You know they don't accept Groupons here, right? 192 00:08:19,416 --> 00:08:21,458 You know the manager's straight? You can't fuck the bill away. 193 00:08:21,459 --> 00:08:23,168 - You'd be surprised, actually. - Oh, come on, lads. 194 00:08:23,169 --> 00:08:24,587 Just break it up. 195 00:08:25,505 --> 00:08:27,673 They have a very reasonable kids' menu here. 196 00:08:27,674 --> 00:08:28,842 So, enjoy. 197 00:08:30,343 --> 00:08:31,678 Something stinks about this. 198 00:08:38,101 --> 00:08:39,893 What is it? 199 00:08:39,894 --> 00:08:41,311 Just a... 200 00:08:41,312 --> 00:08:42,521 a dick pic. 201 00:08:42,522 --> 00:08:44,314 Patrick's dick. 202 00:08:44,315 --> 00:08:46,109 - Oh. - I'll just give it a quick thumbs-up. 203 00:08:52,157 --> 00:08:54,324 - Oh, there he is. - Malcolm. 204 00:08:54,325 --> 00:08:57,453 Ah, my two favorite boutique agents. 205 00:08:57,454 --> 00:08:58,954 What can we get you to drink? 206 00:08:58,955 --> 00:09:00,248 Oh, I've already got a drink. 207 00:09:01,041 --> 00:09:02,416 You... 208 00:09:02,417 --> 00:09:04,001 What are you doing? You're having lunch with us. 209 00:09:04,002 --> 00:09:06,795 Absolutely. Order me the veal. I'll be back in a jiff. 210 00:09:06,796 --> 00:09:08,422 Oh, come on. 211 00:09:08,423 --> 00:09:10,466 - Oh, you big poof. - Oh, you look wonderful. 212 00:09:10,467 --> 00:09:12,092 Motherfucking motherfucker. 213 00:09:12,093 --> 00:09:13,261 Which one? 214 00:09:14,596 --> 00:09:15,846 Are your fingers bleeding? 215 00:09:15,847 --> 00:09:17,222 Oh, the talent, darling. 216 00:09:17,223 --> 00:09:18,974 Bleeding talent. Cheers. 217 00:09:18,975 --> 00:09:20,310 Your pinot noir. 218 00:09:21,352 --> 00:09:23,438 I'd like to organize a violent kidnapping. 219 00:09:24,606 --> 00:09:26,858 Self-published prick. 220 00:09:30,487 --> 00:09:33,489 I'm not drinking at home, I need to get all my units in now, 221 00:09:33,490 --> 00:09:35,199 anesthetize myself. 222 00:09:35,200 --> 00:09:38,536 Frank's started therapy. Terrifying. 223 00:09:39,370 --> 00:09:41,413 Why is it terrifying? What are you scared of? 224 00:09:41,414 --> 00:09:42,998 Nothing. It's just so boring. 225 00:09:42,999 --> 00:09:44,584 All he can talk about is himself. 226 00:09:47,712 --> 00:09:49,546 That Patrick? You not answering? 227 00:09:49,547 --> 00:09:50,798 He's gonna think his dick's small. 228 00:09:50,799 --> 00:09:53,092 Huh? Oh, yeah. 229 00:09:53,093 --> 00:09:54,260 No, I... 230 00:09:55,220 --> 00:09:58,222 I think I just need to take a step back a bit, you know? 231 00:09:58,223 --> 00:09:59,556 What happened to dying together? 232 00:09:59,557 --> 00:10:01,725 Yeah, he seems to want it to be more casual, 233 00:10:01,726 --> 00:10:04,019 you know, "see other people" kinda thing. 234 00:10:04,020 --> 00:10:05,646 Good idea. See other people. 235 00:10:05,647 --> 00:10:07,648 Don't put all your dead eggs in that basket. 236 00:10:07,649 --> 00:10:09,399 The man is institutionally single. 237 00:10:09,400 --> 00:10:10,943 Is he? 238 00:10:10,944 --> 00:10:13,112 I always thought he was just a tiny bit spectrum-y. 239 00:10:13,113 --> 00:10:14,905 That is bullshit, I'm sorry. 240 00:10:14,906 --> 00:10:17,574 That's just an excuse women give for man-children. 241 00:10:17,575 --> 00:10:20,286 The man's 47 and he's never lived with a woman. Come on. 242 00:10:25,542 --> 00:10:27,251 I'm gonna answer, 243 00:10:27,252 --> 00:10:28,752 but we should get another bottle. 244 00:10:28,753 --> 00:10:30,170 - Yeah, sure. - That's a good one. 245 00:10:30,171 --> 00:10:33,006 Can you bring me your second-cheapest but likely strongest pinot noir? 246 00:10:33,007 --> 00:10:34,258 - Hey. - Hey, darling. 247 00:10:34,259 --> 00:10:35,926 I was just leaving you a message. 248 00:10:35,927 --> 00:10:39,430 Are you coming tonight? Queen's Arms, 8 p.m. 249 00:10:40,014 --> 00:10:44,226 If I did come meet your friends, what would you introduce me as? 250 00:10:44,227 --> 00:10:45,936 As Alex? 251 00:10:45,937 --> 00:10:48,230 - Okay. - Wrong answer? 252 00:10:48,231 --> 00:10:50,274 - Alexandra Shaw? - Yeah, that's better. 253 00:10:50,275 --> 00:10:52,068 I like to go by my full spinster name. 254 00:10:53,153 --> 00:10:54,945 So, are you joining us? 255 00:10:54,946 --> 00:10:57,156 I don't know what's happening in Syria. 256 00:10:57,157 --> 00:10:59,367 Or Turkey. So, I'll call you later. 257 00:11:01,369 --> 00:11:02,620 What are you doing? 258 00:11:03,580 --> 00:11:05,247 - Why do you do this? - Are you trying 259 00:11:05,248 --> 00:11:07,124 - to woo him from us? - Not at all. 260 00:11:07,125 --> 00:11:08,876 - Ah, my veal. - Malcolm invited me 261 00:11:08,877 --> 00:11:10,586 for a little pre-luncheon endorphin-inducing-- 262 00:11:10,587 --> 00:11:12,045 You'd never know he was from Essex, would you? 263 00:11:12,046 --> 00:11:13,422 Oh, this looks cozy! 264 00:11:13,423 --> 00:11:14,632 Hello. 265 00:11:15,175 --> 00:11:17,301 - Excuse me. What are you doing? - May we? 266 00:11:17,302 --> 00:11:18,677 Did Grayson tell you about the time 267 00:11:18,678 --> 00:11:20,637 he left Charlotte Arbor's unpublished manuscript 268 00:11:20,638 --> 00:11:22,347 on the 388 to Morden? 269 00:11:22,348 --> 00:11:24,641 You don't wanna risk that kind of negligence, Malcolm. 270 00:11:24,642 --> 00:11:26,476 Not at this stage of your career. 271 00:11:26,477 --> 00:11:27,978 Mm. 272 00:11:27,979 --> 00:11:31,023 Taken from his mother two days after birth, apparently. 273 00:11:31,024 --> 00:11:33,942 I'm sorry, do you mind if I take this quickly? 274 00:11:33,943 --> 00:11:35,652 I can't talk now, St. John. I'm in the middle of a... 275 00:11:35,653 --> 00:11:37,696 - What? When? - That's not St. John. 276 00:11:37,697 --> 00:11:39,239 That's just some mate he's asked to call... 277 00:11:39,240 --> 00:11:40,324 - Oh, my God. - ...say someone's died, 278 00:11:40,325 --> 00:11:41,325 and then he's gonna leave. 279 00:11:41,326 --> 00:11:42,535 Harriet's dead. 280 00:11:44,829 --> 00:11:46,246 Oh, shit. 281 00:11:46,247 --> 00:11:48,707 She's actually dead? 282 00:11:48,708 --> 00:11:50,460 Sorry, Grayson, that's... 283 00:11:51,002 --> 00:11:51,836 can't think of the word. 284 00:11:52,754 --> 00:11:54,964 Guess it's just Noble & Cole now. 285 00:11:56,007 --> 00:11:57,299 Every cloud. 286 00:11:57,300 --> 00:11:59,218 - Harriet. - Harriet. 287 00:11:59,219 --> 00:12:01,511 May your sales in the afterlife be abundant. 288 00:12:01,512 --> 00:12:03,180 Cheers. 289 00:12:03,181 --> 00:12:05,432 Now, I'd better go rally the troops. 290 00:12:05,433 --> 00:12:07,727 - And what about your bill? - A woman's just died. 291 00:12:08,895 --> 00:12:10,063 How crass. 292 00:12:11,147 --> 00:12:12,482 Don't do anything you might regret. 293 00:12:15,568 --> 00:12:18,820 That agency's not for you, Malcolm. You'll get lost there. 294 00:12:18,821 --> 00:12:20,572 We've been talking to HarperCollins. 295 00:12:20,573 --> 00:12:21,907 - HarperCollins, eh? - Mm-hmm. 296 00:12:21,908 --> 00:12:24,869 Yeah. Yeah, they think you could be the next J.R.R. Tolkien. 297 00:12:25,662 --> 00:12:28,998 I already am the next J.R.R. Tolkien. 298 00:12:29,958 --> 00:12:31,833 Yeah, yeah, could be. 299 00:12:31,834 --> 00:12:35,546 They would love if we were the ones to bring them your next book. 300 00:12:36,464 --> 00:12:39,676 I know you need help with it. It's fine. I can do that for you. 301 00:12:40,969 --> 00:12:42,804 Mm. Yep. 302 00:12:44,597 --> 00:12:45,848 Delightfully tender. 303 00:12:48,518 --> 00:12:50,852 You're very persuasive. 304 00:12:50,853 --> 00:12:53,522 Excuse me while I visit the big boys' room. 305 00:12:53,523 --> 00:12:57,026 I think more clearly with an empty bowel. 306 00:12:58,111 --> 00:12:59,153 And then... 307 00:13:00,571 --> 00:13:02,198 how about we get down to business? 308 00:13:06,369 --> 00:13:09,162 - Oh, we smashed it, oh! - I think we got him! I think we got him! 309 00:13:09,163 --> 00:13:11,331 - The big boys' room? - That's gross, though. Empty his bowel. 310 00:13:11,332 --> 00:13:13,583 - So creepy. - Fuck's sake, ugh! 311 00:13:13,584 --> 00:13:15,002 Hey, let's go for it. 312 00:13:15,003 --> 00:13:16,878 - What? - I agree to your demands. 313 00:13:16,879 --> 00:13:19,214 - A partnership? - Junior partnership. 314 00:13:19,215 --> 00:13:20,883 - And a bonus? - Fuck off. 315 00:13:22,051 --> 00:13:23,051 Here you are, madame. 316 00:13:23,052 --> 00:13:25,387 Oh, he's cute. Look at that. 317 00:13:25,388 --> 00:13:27,347 Did you ask for the bill? 318 00:13:27,348 --> 00:13:29,308 No, I didn't, but you know. It's fine. 319 00:13:29,309 --> 00:13:31,727 Has he just fucked off? 320 00:13:31,728 --> 00:13:33,313 He's just fucked off! 321 00:13:37,692 --> 00:13:39,318 670 quid? 322 00:13:39,319 --> 00:13:41,904 Jesus Christ, who made that whiskey, the Pope? 323 00:13:43,990 --> 00:13:44,866 Yes. 324 00:13:45,616 --> 00:13:46,950 Okay, we're getting pissed. 325 00:13:46,951 --> 00:13:48,077 Can I get a bottle of the pinot? 326 00:13:51,539 --> 00:13:53,665 You should go on that date with that Lars. 327 00:13:53,666 --> 00:13:55,584 - What? Really? - Why not? 328 00:13:55,585 --> 00:13:57,794 You've had German sausage before. 329 00:13:57,795 --> 00:13:59,796 I'd only be going 'cause I'm confused. 330 00:13:59,797 --> 00:14:02,550 Then, go for clarity. It's just options. 331 00:14:08,806 --> 00:14:10,140 Well, now I'm anxious. 332 00:14:10,141 --> 00:14:11,933 Oh, wait. Here. 333 00:14:11,934 --> 00:14:13,268 - What? - Just take a half. 334 00:14:13,269 --> 00:14:15,520 - No more booze though. - What is it? 335 00:14:15,521 --> 00:14:17,357 Frank's Xanax. Franax! 336 00:14:19,317 --> 00:14:21,819 He's on those, beta blockers, heart meds. 337 00:14:23,905 --> 00:14:25,781 He can't get a hard-on. 338 00:14:25,782 --> 00:14:28,158 - Oh. - Mm, and I've no sex drive. 339 00:14:28,159 --> 00:14:32,162 Turns out I'm peri-peri bloody merry meni. 340 00:14:32,163 --> 00:14:34,289 And just like that, Pussy's dead. 341 00:14:34,290 --> 00:14:37,000 So, if he's not driving it, we're not fucking, 342 00:14:37,001 --> 00:14:38,251 - and fucking's what we do! - Aw. 343 00:14:38,252 --> 00:14:41,130 Honey, come here. That is a lot. 344 00:14:42,173 --> 00:14:43,549 Come on. 345 00:14:44,550 --> 00:14:47,094 - W4, please. - Just, you know, talk to him. 346 00:14:47,095 --> 00:14:48,388 Just talk to him. 347 00:14:49,389 --> 00:14:53,850 And, look, don't worry. I had all that, you know? 348 00:14:53,851 --> 00:14:56,645 All you need is to start at your creams and your patches. 349 00:14:56,646 --> 00:14:58,814 You'll be grand, okay? 350 00:14:58,815 --> 00:15:00,857 - Mwah. - Love you. 351 00:15:00,858 --> 00:15:02,317 - Love you. - You are a sex queen! 352 00:15:02,318 --> 00:15:04,528 - I am. - And you will fuck again! 353 00:15:04,529 --> 00:15:05,405 I will! 354 00:15:06,406 --> 00:15:07,824 Fucking see! 355 00:15:21,087 --> 00:15:22,672 Oh, shit. 356 00:15:25,967 --> 00:15:28,386 Hey, Camille! You're working late. 357 00:15:29,887 --> 00:15:30,888 What? 358 00:15:32,223 --> 00:15:35,560 Oh. Sorry, I-- Yeah. 359 00:15:36,894 --> 00:15:38,645 Yafa? 360 00:15:38,646 --> 00:15:41,189 Yes! Yeah, they're good, aren't they? 361 00:15:41,190 --> 00:15:42,858 - Are you getting in or what? - Should we have lunch 362 00:15:42,859 --> 00:15:44,985 and chat about it tomorrow? I'm giddy. 363 00:15:44,986 --> 00:15:47,154 I'm giddy about it. No, I'm excited. 364 00:15:47,155 --> 00:15:48,948 - I'll call you. - Where to? 365 00:15:49,782 --> 00:15:51,451 Bloomsbury Hotel, please. 366 00:16:11,053 --> 00:16:12,762 Hey! Sleepy head! Come on! 367 00:16:12,763 --> 00:16:15,974 - Oh, shit. - You've been asleep for 67 minutes. 368 00:16:15,975 --> 00:16:17,893 I had to call your emergency contact. 369 00:16:17,894 --> 00:16:19,769 - I'm so sorry. - You owe me 130 quid. 370 00:16:19,770 --> 00:16:21,480 Okay. Sorry, sorry. 371 00:16:21,481 --> 00:16:23,607 - Jesus Christ. - I couldn't wake you up! 372 00:16:23,608 --> 00:16:24,858 What? Hang on. 373 00:16:24,859 --> 00:16:27,319 I'm home. Can you take me to-- 374 00:16:27,320 --> 00:16:29,070 Absolutely fucking not! 375 00:16:29,071 --> 00:16:30,447 I've driven 'round half of London. 376 00:16:30,448 --> 00:16:31,740 Go on, get out, now. 377 00:16:31,741 --> 00:16:34,826 Okay. Jesus, I'm going. 378 00:16:34,827 --> 00:16:37,662 - Oy. - You really should take 379 00:16:37,663 --> 00:16:40,416 an anger management class, mate. 380 00:16:42,376 --> 00:16:43,669 You're an embarrassment. 381 00:17:14,492 --> 00:17:17,285 Oh, hey! Hey, hey, hey! 382 00:17:17,286 --> 00:17:18,954 Ooh. Hey. 383 00:17:18,955 --> 00:17:20,706 - Ah, I'm hammered. - I'm off my nut. 384 00:17:24,961 --> 00:17:26,836 This place smells of beer farts. 385 00:17:26,837 --> 00:17:29,757 Well, you just made it smell 20% better. 386 00:17:34,762 --> 00:17:37,932 So, Syria. What, violence is still ongoing? 387 00:17:38,808 --> 00:17:40,809 Despite the fall of the Assad regime 388 00:17:40,810 --> 00:17:42,602 in, what was it, 2024? 389 00:17:42,603 --> 00:17:44,229 - Alex, it's fine. - What? 390 00:17:44,230 --> 00:17:46,106 They've clocked off. You can relax. 391 00:17:46,107 --> 00:17:48,108 Okay. 392 00:17:48,109 --> 00:17:52,320 So what do you do in your downtime? 393 00:17:52,321 --> 00:17:53,780 In the war zone? 394 00:17:53,781 --> 00:17:56,700 Like, how do you relax in a hellscape? 395 00:17:56,701 --> 00:17:59,578 Well, I mean, I don't know for certain if this is connected, 396 00:17:59,579 --> 00:18:02,498 but I have a more-than-average amount of casual sex. 397 00:18:03,583 --> 00:18:05,917 - Saleh? - Party hard. Drink pretty heavily. 398 00:18:05,918 --> 00:18:07,836 - Yeah. That makes sense. - Ah. 399 00:18:07,837 --> 00:18:10,172 - What's your excuse? - How dare you? 400 00:18:12,174 --> 00:18:13,718 - Oh, shit. - What? 401 00:18:14,594 --> 00:18:17,429 - Who's that? - Oh, I'm sorry about this in advance. 402 00:18:17,430 --> 00:18:19,140 Oh, shit. 403 00:18:20,641 --> 00:18:22,435 That's, that's Lars. 404 00:18:23,102 --> 00:18:25,937 That's my date. Not my date, per se. 405 00:18:25,938 --> 00:18:28,273 I was gonna meet him. 406 00:18:28,274 --> 00:18:29,482 It's complicated. 407 00:18:29,483 --> 00:18:32,360 What's he doing here? 408 00:18:32,361 --> 00:18:34,696 I shared my location, I think. 409 00:18:34,697 --> 00:18:37,324 I took a Xanax, so this is all 410 00:18:37,325 --> 00:18:38,533 - a bit... - Hey! 411 00:18:38,534 --> 00:18:40,368 - Hey. - Alex! 412 00:18:40,369 --> 00:18:41,870 - Hey. - Hey. 413 00:18:41,871 --> 00:18:43,204 Oh. 414 00:18:43,205 --> 00:18:45,874 Mm. I've been waiting for you 415 00:18:45,875 --> 00:18:47,292 - at the Bloomsbury Bar. - Yeah, I know. 416 00:18:47,293 --> 00:18:49,461 - Yeah. - I fucked up. 417 00:18:49,462 --> 00:18:50,920 - It's fine. - Do you wanna stay 418 00:18:50,921 --> 00:18:52,631 for a drink now you're here, or...? 419 00:18:52,632 --> 00:18:56,301 Yeah, or do you wanna come to the Bloomsbury Bar? 420 00:18:56,302 --> 00:18:57,887 - Alex? - Patrick, 421 00:18:59,180 --> 00:19:00,388 I'm gonna get a round in. 422 00:19:00,389 --> 00:19:01,766 Will I get a round-- I'll get a round in. 423 00:19:02,391 --> 00:19:03,933 Lars, this is Patrick, 424 00:19:03,934 --> 00:19:05,352 Ed, Saleh, and-- 425 00:19:05,353 --> 00:19:07,103 Patrick. Saleh. Ed. 426 00:19:07,104 --> 00:19:09,147 No, actually, it's the other way. 427 00:19:09,148 --> 00:19:11,317 She-- it-- okay. Yeah. 428 00:19:15,821 --> 00:19:17,322 - Hey... - What are you doing? 429 00:19:17,323 --> 00:19:19,199 I thought you wanted me to go on a date 430 00:19:19,200 --> 00:19:20,492 - with someone. - No, I didn't. 431 00:19:20,493 --> 00:19:22,494 You were asking me for permission, I thought. 432 00:19:22,495 --> 00:19:24,788 No, I wanted you to tell me not to go. 433 00:19:24,789 --> 00:19:26,289 But that's just stupid, that's-- 434 00:19:26,290 --> 00:19:27,666 I have no interest in these sort of games. 435 00:19:27,667 --> 00:19:29,125 - What age are you? - I'm not playing games. 436 00:19:29,126 --> 00:19:30,543 And with prayer hands over there? 437 00:19:30,544 --> 00:19:32,128 I'm embarrassed. You should be fucking mortified. 438 00:19:32,129 --> 00:19:33,672 - I should be mortified? - Yeah. 439 00:19:33,673 --> 00:19:36,716 Cara was a bona fide moron and you were in a relationship with her. 440 00:19:36,717 --> 00:19:38,301 I know you want her to be, but she's actually not. 441 00:19:38,302 --> 00:19:40,303 - She's studying for an MA. - Oh, is she? 442 00:19:40,304 --> 00:19:43,056 - In what, Pilates? - Ha, ha, ha. 443 00:19:43,057 --> 00:19:45,934 Well, Von Triers over there looks like the last member 444 00:19:45,935 --> 00:19:47,936 of a reformed fucking boy band. 445 00:19:47,937 --> 00:19:50,480 Well, at least he's not a drunk, 446 00:19:50,481 --> 00:19:53,984 institutionally single 47-year-old man-child. 447 00:19:57,238 --> 00:19:58,239 Wow. 448 00:20:01,575 --> 00:20:06,663 So, are we going to the Bloomsbury Bar, huh? Alex? 449 00:20:06,664 --> 00:20:07,665 No. 450 00:20:08,541 --> 00:20:09,667 No? 451 00:20:15,047 --> 00:20:17,091 Looks like we have the same taste in women, huh? 452 00:20:19,719 --> 00:20:21,387 That could be fun. 453 00:20:45,077 --> 00:20:46,620 Oh, fu-- 454 00:20:48,038 --> 00:20:49,414 You going in early? 455 00:20:49,415 --> 00:20:51,624 Yeah, Sam gave me some more reading to do. 456 00:20:51,625 --> 00:20:52,501 Oh. 457 00:20:54,587 --> 00:20:56,504 That's the second GIF that Grandad's sent me. 458 00:20:56,505 --> 00:20:59,175 The one yesterday said, "You are gay and that's okay." 459 00:21:00,050 --> 00:21:02,386 He can't control his phone. I'm gonna get him a burner. 460 00:21:03,471 --> 00:21:04,722 You look very cool. 461 00:21:05,598 --> 00:21:07,099 Oh, great, now I'm gonna have to change. 462 00:21:08,058 --> 00:21:09,935 And that's mine, so take it off. 463 00:21:10,936 --> 00:21:13,521 I paid for it, so it's mine. 464 00:21:13,522 --> 00:21:15,566 Everything you own is mine! 465 00:21:16,609 --> 00:21:17,610 Dick. 466 00:21:28,537 --> 00:21:29,996 - Hey. - Hey. 467 00:21:29,997 --> 00:21:30,873 Howdy, partner. 468 00:21:31,791 --> 00:21:34,334 Junior. I've still gotta talk to Sandra and the lawyers, 469 00:21:34,335 --> 00:21:36,377 make sure it even makes sense, so don't, you know. 470 00:21:36,378 --> 00:21:38,630 I'm not. How are you? 471 00:21:38,631 --> 00:21:41,591 - Did you talk to Frank? - About what? 472 00:21:41,592 --> 00:21:44,761 Just about, you know, what's going on with you and... 473 00:21:44,762 --> 00:21:46,179 ...you know, your pussy. 474 00:21:46,180 --> 00:21:47,722 He just had a fucking heart attack, Alex, come on. 475 00:21:47,723 --> 00:21:49,390 Alright, Jesus, I know. 476 00:21:49,391 --> 00:21:52,519 Listen, I'm meeting HarperCollins Karen, fill her in on the Malcolm stuff. 477 00:21:52,520 --> 00:21:55,188 He emailed. He's consulting his psychic. 478 00:21:55,189 --> 00:21:56,815 So, I'm gonna sell that as a positive. 479 00:21:56,816 --> 00:21:58,691 - Do you wanna join? - No. She hit me, 480 00:21:58,692 --> 00:22:00,735 in case you've forgotten, in my face, so. 481 00:22:00,736 --> 00:22:01,986 So, just give her your love? 482 00:22:01,987 --> 00:22:03,364 - Yeah, please. - Okay. 483 00:22:07,660 --> 00:22:08,828 Oh, thank you. 484 00:22:09,995 --> 00:22:11,830 Hey. What are you doing? 485 00:22:11,831 --> 00:22:13,331 - Oh, nothing. - What's that? 486 00:22:13,332 --> 00:22:15,333 It's just a manuscript. 487 00:22:15,334 --> 00:22:17,126 I know it's a manuscript, but what is it? 488 00:22:17,127 --> 00:22:19,295 - Like, what's it called? - Where We Roam. 489 00:22:19,296 --> 00:22:23,299 It's like a take on West Side Story, but with werewolves, kind of thing. 490 00:22:23,300 --> 00:22:27,428 It's like a metaphor for our inhumanity, kinda. 491 00:22:27,429 --> 00:22:28,972 Nice pitch. Go on, read some. 492 00:22:28,973 --> 00:22:31,057 - No, I'm definitely not gonna read some. - Go on. 493 00:22:31,058 --> 00:22:32,726 - No. - Okay, I'll read some. 494 00:22:37,064 --> 00:22:39,858 "His momentum pushed her to the damp earth." 495 00:22:39,859 --> 00:22:41,150 Oy, oy. 496 00:22:41,151 --> 00:22:43,194 "Her breath was warm and ragged. 497 00:22:43,195 --> 00:22:45,196 "She smelled the scent of last night's hunt 498 00:22:45,197 --> 00:22:46,574 still clinging to him." 499 00:22:48,242 --> 00:22:49,909 Oh, that is so shit. 500 00:22:49,910 --> 00:22:52,245 I have a lunch meeting, so... 501 00:22:52,246 --> 00:22:53,705 - What are you doing? - Nothing. 502 00:22:53,706 --> 00:22:55,040 Okay. Go back to work. 503 00:23:02,172 --> 00:23:04,841 Well, we have a few publishers circling Yafa now. 504 00:23:04,842 --> 00:23:06,175 - Oh, I'm sure. - Obviously. 505 00:23:06,176 --> 00:23:07,677 Well, then let's get into a bloody deal. 506 00:23:07,678 --> 00:23:09,178 Well, that would be ace. 507 00:23:09,179 --> 00:23:10,847 Well, the whole team's excited. 508 00:23:10,848 --> 00:23:12,181 - I'm excited. - And he's a genius. 509 00:23:12,182 --> 00:23:13,766 - He's exciting, yeah. - You're a genius. 510 00:23:13,767 --> 00:23:15,560 Oh. Don't know if I'm a genius, but... 511 00:23:15,561 --> 00:23:17,437 I mean, he seems to really love being repped by you. 512 00:23:17,438 --> 00:23:18,689 Yeah. 513 00:23:20,274 --> 00:23:21,567 Yeah, it's... 514 00:23:22,234 --> 00:23:25,111 There's a few, I wouldn't call them complications, 515 00:23:25,112 --> 00:23:26,321 but... 516 00:23:26,322 --> 00:23:27,323 Sorry. 517 00:23:28,532 --> 00:23:30,575 Do you mind if I-- it's my dad-- if I just-- 518 00:23:30,576 --> 00:23:31,743 Yes, yes, yes. Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. 519 00:23:31,744 --> 00:23:32,912 Yeah. Thank you. 520 00:23:37,333 --> 00:23:39,626 - There's an Irishman shouting at me... - Hi, Dad. 521 00:23:39,627 --> 00:23:41,461 - Dad, I think it's your podcast. - ...through my phone! 522 00:23:41,462 --> 00:23:43,713 So, just turn your phone off. Where's Mum? 523 00:23:43,714 --> 00:23:45,715 - I can't get hold of them. - Okay, there's a little button 524 00:23:45,716 --> 00:23:48,009 on the side, just on the-- 525 00:23:48,010 --> 00:23:50,178 or do you know what? Find the purple icon. 526 00:23:50,179 --> 00:23:52,388 - What's an icon? - I'm gonna fail at this. 527 00:23:52,389 --> 00:23:53,723 The aubergine? 528 00:23:53,724 --> 00:23:55,558 - I'm in a meeting. - Oh, there's-- 529 00:23:55,559 --> 00:23:57,477 - Okay, I'm gonna call Ruari. - Stop him. 530 00:23:57,478 --> 00:23:58,436 - Tell him to go away. - Yeah, I'll call Ruari 531 00:23:58,437 --> 00:23:59,313 and I'll call you back. 532 00:24:00,064 --> 00:24:01,189 I'll just be one minute. 533 00:24:01,190 --> 00:24:02,107 It's okay. 534 00:24:04,735 --> 00:24:07,613 The number you have dialed is not available. 535 00:24:13,369 --> 00:24:14,285 Hello? 536 00:24:14,286 --> 00:24:15,995 If I send you my dad's number, can you help him 537 00:24:15,996 --> 00:24:17,830 turn his IRA podcast off? 538 00:24:17,831 --> 00:24:19,999 Okay, I wasn't expecting you to say that, but say again? What? 539 00:24:20,000 --> 00:24:22,835 Sorry, I'm in a meeting and it's important, 540 00:24:22,836 --> 00:24:24,545 and I need to turn off my dad's podcast. 541 00:24:24,546 --> 00:24:26,422 I can't get ahold of Ruari. So, if you-- 542 00:24:26,423 --> 00:24:29,133 I feel really bad asking you for a favor after last night, 543 00:24:29,134 --> 00:24:31,052 - but he's freaking out and I just-- - Okay. Okay. 544 00:24:31,053 --> 00:24:32,470 I'll call him and talk him through it. 545 00:24:32,471 --> 00:24:34,180 Yeah? You will? Okay, thank you. 546 00:24:34,181 --> 00:24:36,015 Thank you, thank you. I'll send the number. 547 00:24:36,016 --> 00:24:37,476 Mm-hmm. 548 00:24:38,519 --> 00:24:40,103 Right. 549 00:24:40,104 --> 00:24:41,397 My... 550 00:24:42,856 --> 00:24:45,359 My father's being terrorized by his IRA podcasts. 551 00:24:46,986 --> 00:24:49,863 Well, that's-- Yeah. Mm, so... 552 00:24:55,703 --> 00:24:57,245 I just got here myself, alright? 553 00:24:57,246 --> 00:24:59,415 So just let me sort my stuff and I'll get back to you. 554 00:25:05,838 --> 00:25:07,589 - I have amazing news. - You're pregnant. 555 00:25:08,674 --> 00:25:11,259 No. Okay, so, okay, so Yafa Barghouti-- 556 00:25:11,260 --> 00:25:13,136 - Oh, Alex, I don't want to. - No, no, no, it's good. 557 00:25:13,137 --> 00:25:15,680 Blue Hour, they're making an offer on his book. 558 00:25:15,681 --> 00:25:17,598 And I had to go a bit behind the scenes, and I'm sorry for that, 559 00:25:17,599 --> 00:25:19,100 but I had a gut feeling, you know? 560 00:25:19,101 --> 00:25:20,351 What do you mean, "behind the scenes"? 561 00:25:20,352 --> 00:25:22,395 Okay, so when I met Camille in Frankfurt, 562 00:25:22,396 --> 00:25:24,022 - I said we rep him-- - Have you taken him on? 563 00:25:24,023 --> 00:25:25,690 No, no! Not yet. I mean, I wanted to-- 564 00:25:25,691 --> 00:25:27,191 So, you've lied to a publisher? 565 00:25:27,192 --> 00:25:29,444 They think we rep a writer I specifically asked you not to? 566 00:25:29,445 --> 00:25:31,029 Is there something I'm not getting here? 567 00:25:31,030 --> 00:25:33,406 I thought you of all people would be interested 568 00:25:33,407 --> 00:25:34,907 in championing diverse voices and-- 569 00:25:34,908 --> 00:25:37,035 Don't patronize me. I'm interested in writers 570 00:25:37,036 --> 00:25:38,453 who are commercially viable. 571 00:25:38,454 --> 00:25:40,163 This is a good thing. They love him. He loves me. 572 00:25:40,164 --> 00:25:42,165 This is not how partnerships work, by the way, 573 00:25:42,166 --> 00:25:43,083 just so you know. 574 00:25:43,667 --> 00:25:46,210 Sorry, I was just gonna head home now if you're-- 575 00:25:46,211 --> 00:25:47,421 That's a good idea. 576 00:25:49,214 --> 00:25:50,548 Just go home, Alex. 577 00:25:50,549 --> 00:25:52,009 I'll see you tomorrow. 578 00:25:53,510 --> 00:25:55,095 Oh, my God. 579 00:25:58,140 --> 00:25:59,224 What do you wanna eat? 580 00:26:00,851 --> 00:26:02,560 - Yeah, let's see what you're made of. - Oof! 581 00:26:02,561 --> 00:26:04,020 Wow. Bang, he got-- 582 00:26:04,021 --> 00:26:06,397 - A head shot? Are you kidding me? - Hey, Dad. 583 00:26:06,398 --> 00:26:08,524 Ah, is it my favorite daughter? 584 00:26:08,525 --> 00:26:10,568 - Bang. - I don't know what 585 00:26:10,569 --> 00:26:12,403 Delly would have to say about that. 586 00:26:12,404 --> 00:26:14,322 - What's up, Grandad? - It just seemed easier to go over 587 00:26:14,323 --> 00:26:15,907 and switch it off for him, so... 588 00:26:15,908 --> 00:26:17,617 Ruari, you wanna take over for me here, pal? 589 00:26:17,618 --> 00:26:18,910 - Yeah. - Ah. 590 00:26:18,911 --> 00:26:20,286 - Chickening out, are you? - Thank you. No, no. 591 00:26:20,287 --> 00:26:21,412 Just conceding to a better player. 592 00:26:21,413 --> 00:26:22,997 - Oh, yeah, yeah. - Congratulations, Wally. 593 00:26:22,998 --> 00:26:25,041 Ah, well, it's... 594 00:26:25,042 --> 00:26:26,834 We've sorted out the men from the boys. 595 00:26:26,835 --> 00:26:28,669 Come on, let's see what we can do with you, then. 596 00:26:28,670 --> 00:26:30,338 Alright, you ready? 597 00:26:30,339 --> 00:26:32,465 Say when. And... 598 00:26:32,466 --> 00:26:34,884 He's just missing your mum, you know? 599 00:26:34,885 --> 00:26:39,013 And we both like first-person shooters, so I just thought it'd be easier to-- 600 00:26:39,014 --> 00:26:41,015 Well, you didn't need to do that. 601 00:26:41,016 --> 00:26:43,434 I wanted to. It made me feel closer to you. 602 00:26:43,435 --> 00:26:44,894 You've been so weird 603 00:26:44,895 --> 00:26:46,897 - and hard to get to, so. - Yeah, sorry. 604 00:26:47,815 --> 00:26:49,649 I don't remember much about last night, but 605 00:26:49,650 --> 00:26:52,151 I remember the "institutionally single" thing. 606 00:26:52,152 --> 00:26:55,404 Yeah. Well, I am-- Was. 607 00:26:55,405 --> 00:26:58,158 I'm sorry, but you're gonna have to be patient with that one. 608 00:27:00,119 --> 00:27:02,537 What are we, though? I mean, what is this? 609 00:27:02,538 --> 00:27:03,996 I don't wanna see other people. 610 00:27:03,997 --> 00:27:05,915 - I don't want to, either. - Really? 611 00:27:05,916 --> 00:27:07,917 - Really. - Well, then what the f-- 612 00:27:07,918 --> 00:27:10,419 Why does it feel so complicated and coded? 613 00:27:10,420 --> 00:27:13,172 I don't do code, okay? I don't understand it. 614 00:27:13,173 --> 00:27:16,008 But neither do I. I felt like I was supposed 615 00:27:16,009 --> 00:27:18,010 to understand what you meant, even when you meant 616 00:27:18,011 --> 00:27:19,721 the exact opposite of what you said. 617 00:27:21,723 --> 00:27:25,977 I just want something that doesn't shapeshift on me all the time. 618 00:27:25,978 --> 00:27:28,689 But it's a good shape now. Isn't it? 619 00:27:29,565 --> 00:27:31,566 It's messy, but I like it. 620 00:27:31,567 --> 00:27:33,609 Yeah, alright, and use X. Good. 621 00:27:33,610 --> 00:27:34,903 I like all of it. 622 00:27:40,159 --> 00:27:41,450 ...cunts. For fucking God, 623 00:27:41,451 --> 00:27:43,119 - I'm like, fuck that. - Oh, no! 624 00:27:43,120 --> 00:27:44,705 - Not again! - I'm risking my life for you bastards. 625 00:27:47,958 --> 00:27:49,543 Who the fuck do you think you are?!