1 00:00:05,214 --> 00:00:08,217 [♪ soft music playing] 2 00:00:10,802 --> 00:00:12,345 How's your vagina, honey? 3 00:00:12,346 --> 00:00:14,889 It's actually fine. How's your dick? 4 00:00:14,890 --> 00:00:16,390 It's actually quite sore. 5 00:00:16,391 --> 00:00:18,518 [laughing] Oh, no. 6 00:00:18,519 --> 00:00:20,312 Baby, aw. 7 00:00:21,313 --> 00:00:22,647 Oh, Frank's not drinking, by the way. 8 00:00:22,648 --> 00:00:23,856 No, I know. That's for us. 9 00:00:23,857 --> 00:00:25,024 Yeah, but we should probably see 10 00:00:25,025 --> 00:00:26,484 - what the vibe is first. - [doorbell chiming] 11 00:00:26,485 --> 00:00:27,735 You know? 12 00:00:27,736 --> 00:00:29,529 I'm a bit nervous about seeing him. 13 00:00:29,530 --> 00:00:31,155 I'm worried he might be very depressed. 14 00:00:31,156 --> 00:00:32,990 Sam said he's not himself anymore. 15 00:00:32,991 --> 00:00:34,700 Well, no one's themselves anymore. 16 00:00:34,701 --> 00:00:37,036 - What's that mean? [chuckles] - Touch your toes. 17 00:00:37,037 --> 00:00:38,539 You touch your toes. 18 00:00:41,166 --> 00:00:42,833 - [laughing] - It's not funny. 19 00:00:42,834 --> 00:00:44,836 What? Come on. 20 00:00:45,712 --> 00:00:47,880 Oh, hang-- a bit-- that-- it's because I've got heels on. 21 00:00:47,881 --> 00:00:50,508 They make my legs impossibly long. 22 00:00:50,509 --> 00:00:51,884 - Right. - [grunting] 23 00:00:51,885 --> 00:00:53,719 - That's exactly the same. - No, I am. 24 00:00:53,720 --> 00:00:56,431 - I'm really touching my-- - Yeah, but that's kinda cheating, really. 25 00:00:57,182 --> 00:00:58,392 Brace yourselves. 26 00:00:59,476 --> 00:01:01,185 See, if you're gonna have a heart attack, 27 00:01:01,186 --> 00:01:03,854 doc says mine, hands down, best one to have. 28 00:01:03,855 --> 00:01:05,356 Heart attack of all heart attacks. 29 00:01:05,357 --> 00:01:06,607 Sold. I'll take two. 30 00:01:06,608 --> 00:01:08,568 - [laughter] - Fucking right. 31 00:01:08,569 --> 00:01:10,778 Trick is to survive it, though. Then you're laughing. 32 00:01:10,779 --> 00:01:12,863 - Oh, I have one, honey. - Well, Frank made you another. 33 00:01:12,864 --> 00:01:14,740 - [Alex] Oh. - Is he drinking through us? 34 00:01:14,741 --> 00:01:16,284 - [Alex laughing] - Wow. 35 00:01:16,285 --> 00:01:17,618 Oh, look at the two of you, eh? 36 00:01:17,619 --> 00:01:19,579 - [light laughter] - Right, come on. 37 00:01:19,580 --> 00:01:20,955 - Oh. - Death row canapés. 38 00:01:20,956 --> 00:01:23,374 Now, try the mini burgers first. 39 00:01:23,375 --> 00:01:25,418 Frank cycled four miles to get the meat. 40 00:01:25,419 --> 00:01:27,753 Gotta go to the source, baby. Now, try the chicken. 41 00:01:27,754 --> 00:01:29,547 - Okay. Wow, these look ama-- - Um, that looks-- yeah. 42 00:01:29,548 --> 00:01:31,215 - Try the saltfish. - Jesus Christ, Frank. 43 00:01:31,216 --> 00:01:32,758 They're gonna try it all, okay? Chill out. 44 00:01:32,759 --> 00:01:34,051 Oh, I got some white rum to go with this. 45 00:01:34,052 --> 00:01:35,219 - Oh, okay. - Thank you. 46 00:01:35,220 --> 00:01:36,762 - How's Ruari doing? - Uh, yeah-- 47 00:01:36,763 --> 00:01:38,889 I hope my heart attack didn't put him off Ibiza. 48 00:01:38,890 --> 00:01:41,642 Listen, if he wants to come back to the bar, tell him to give me a shout. 49 00:01:41,643 --> 00:01:43,561 Well, he's gonna do a stint at the office. 50 00:01:43,562 --> 00:01:45,813 - If that's still okay? - Yeah, let's give him a shot. 51 00:01:45,814 --> 00:01:48,232 - You want a shot? - What? No. 52 00:01:48,233 --> 00:01:50,694 Patricka, get over here, try this off the bone. 53 00:01:51,403 --> 00:01:52,946 - [Alex chuckles softly] - [Patrick grunting] 54 00:01:55,115 --> 00:01:56,741 - How's it been? - "How's it been?" 55 00:01:56,742 --> 00:01:59,160 Living with tiger blood over there? Great! 56 00:01:59,161 --> 00:02:02,622 So close to death, and yet never been more alive. 57 00:02:02,623 --> 00:02:04,582 No, but how are you? Like, how's... 58 00:02:04,583 --> 00:02:06,417 Just never mind all that. 59 00:02:06,418 --> 00:02:08,170 [whispering] Tell me everything, quickly. 60 00:02:09,087 --> 00:02:10,088 [Alex] Well... 61 00:02:11,089 --> 00:02:12,673 [Frank] Yeah, get some sauce here, too. 62 00:02:12,674 --> 00:02:14,508 - He's been in my bed a lot. - Oh. 63 00:02:14,509 --> 00:02:16,594 - [glasses clinking] - Yes. [laughing] 64 00:02:16,595 --> 00:02:18,262 I-- I'm into it. 65 00:02:18,263 --> 00:02:19,805 I'm into it, but, I mean, it's scary 66 00:02:19,806 --> 00:02:21,432 'cause I'm right back to where I was, you know... 67 00:02:21,433 --> 00:02:23,059 - Mm-hmm. - ...worrying about whether he's into it. 68 00:02:23,060 --> 00:02:24,602 - Oh, well, he looks into it. - Yeah, but, I mean, 69 00:02:24,603 --> 00:02:26,937 really into it, because I can imagine 70 00:02:26,938 --> 00:02:28,939 - being old with him, you know? - [clicking tongue] 71 00:02:28,940 --> 00:02:31,150 [whispering] I-- I could see us dying together. 72 00:02:31,151 --> 00:02:32,610 Okay. 73 00:02:32,611 --> 00:02:34,737 And I hate that I'm still doing this at my age, 74 00:02:34,738 --> 00:02:37,531 but I can't help thinking, "Why would he be into it?" 75 00:02:37,532 --> 00:02:39,950 Like, and if he is, what's wrong with him, you know? 76 00:02:39,951 --> 00:02:41,411 And when will it get fixed? 77 00:02:42,120 --> 00:02:44,622 - God help us all. - [both chuckle] 78 00:02:44,623 --> 00:02:46,624 - You're not drinking? - Mm-mm. 79 00:02:46,625 --> 00:02:49,126 No, not at home. I'm supporting his recovery. 80 00:02:49,127 --> 00:02:51,629 - Come here, you! [laughing] - Help me! 81 00:02:51,630 --> 00:02:53,297 I can't wait to go back to the office. 82 00:02:53,298 --> 00:02:55,508 I need a challenge that is not my husband. 83 00:02:55,509 --> 00:02:58,386 - Well, you got the Malcolm lunch on Monday. - Perfect. 84 00:02:58,387 --> 00:03:00,012 - Ugh. - [phone dings] 85 00:03:00,013 --> 00:03:01,847 - [Frank] Chop all this, come on. - [Patrick] Have you got a lot 86 00:03:01,848 --> 00:03:03,474 of people coming? 'Cause you've got enough food here 87 00:03:03,475 --> 00:03:04,975 for a small country. 88 00:03:04,976 --> 00:03:06,519 [laughing] What the hell? 89 00:03:06,520 --> 00:03:09,313 - Show me. What is it? - It's a text from Lars. 90 00:03:09,314 --> 00:03:11,691 - [laughing] Hilarious! Patrick! - No! 91 00:03:11,692 --> 00:03:13,651 - What? Give it to me. - You better lock this one down quick. 92 00:03:13,652 --> 00:03:15,152 She's just been asked on a date. 93 00:03:15,153 --> 00:03:17,988 Good for her. You're only young once. 94 00:03:17,989 --> 00:03:19,532 [chuckles] 95 00:03:19,533 --> 00:03:20,991 [Frank] Who wants a game of poker? 96 00:03:20,992 --> 00:03:22,743 - [Sam] Frank, we're not playing poker. - [Frank] Lunch? 97 00:03:22,744 --> 00:03:24,412 [Sam] We're having lunch. 98 00:03:24,413 --> 00:03:26,832 [♪ theme music playing] 99 00:03:28,166 --> 00:03:30,544 ♪ Ah! ♪ 100 00:03:31,169 --> 00:03:32,504 [Patrick sighs] 101 00:03:33,338 --> 00:03:34,673 [exhales sharply] 102 00:03:35,841 --> 00:03:37,717 I feel like I'm sweating tannins. 103 00:03:37,718 --> 00:03:39,677 Do I smell? 104 00:03:39,678 --> 00:03:41,679 I mean, no more so than usual. 105 00:03:41,680 --> 00:03:43,682 [both chuckle] 106 00:03:47,394 --> 00:03:48,769 [Patrick sighs] 107 00:03:48,770 --> 00:03:51,939 Sorry about Sam mentioning the-- the date thing. 108 00:03:51,940 --> 00:03:53,858 [yawning] 109 00:03:53,859 --> 00:03:54,860 What date? 110 00:03:55,902 --> 00:03:57,695 Oh. Ah, don't worry about it. 111 00:03:57,696 --> 00:03:58,905 That was funny. 112 00:04:01,116 --> 00:04:02,700 Yeah. 113 00:04:02,701 --> 00:04:04,118 Are we, though? 114 00:04:04,119 --> 00:04:05,786 See-- seeing other people? 115 00:04:05,787 --> 00:04:07,371 It just-- is that weird to ask so soon? 116 00:04:07,372 --> 00:04:08,706 - Is it-- it's just-- - No, no, no. 117 00:04:08,707 --> 00:04:10,041 I was wondering that, too. 118 00:04:11,084 --> 00:04:13,043 Yeah, 'cause this is nice. 119 00:04:13,044 --> 00:04:14,712 Right? It's-- it's always nice. 120 00:04:14,713 --> 00:04:17,047 Yeah, I was thinking the same thing. 121 00:04:17,048 --> 00:04:19,008 About seeing people? 122 00:04:19,009 --> 00:04:21,051 That it's always nice. 123 00:04:21,052 --> 00:04:23,221 And easy. It's always been easy with you. 124 00:04:25,223 --> 00:04:28,434 Yeah, but... other people? 125 00:04:28,435 --> 00:04:30,060 I mean, I-- I don't wanna jump ahead. 126 00:04:30,061 --> 00:04:32,897 It's just, I've just been asked on this date now. 127 00:04:32,898 --> 00:04:35,275 - I'm not planning any dates. - Okay, right. 128 00:04:36,318 --> 00:04:38,986 - So, no? - You can't just put that on me. 129 00:04:38,987 --> 00:04:41,948 That's just-- I mean, y-you can do what you want. 130 00:04:47,579 --> 00:04:48,580 Alex. 131 00:04:50,499 --> 00:04:51,500 Yeah? 132 00:04:52,876 --> 00:04:54,294 Should you pee? 133 00:04:55,504 --> 00:04:57,296 [softly] Your UTI. 134 00:04:57,297 --> 00:04:58,423 [quietly] Oh, yeah. 135 00:05:01,760 --> 00:05:03,470 [sighs] 136 00:05:06,473 --> 00:05:08,265 [Patrick chuckles] 137 00:05:08,266 --> 00:05:10,769 - You're still hiding the bum? - Yeah. 138 00:05:14,439 --> 00:05:17,274 - Got some mates coming into town this week. - [Alex shushing] 139 00:05:17,275 --> 00:05:20,110 - [Alex] Ruari. - Oh. [clearing throat] 140 00:05:20,111 --> 00:05:21,695 [softer] Sorry. They're journalists, 141 00:05:21,696 --> 00:05:24,240 just back from Syria before they head back out to Turkey. 142 00:05:24,241 --> 00:05:27,493 They're really smart, funny, interesting people. 143 00:05:27,494 --> 00:05:29,286 I don't think you'll have anything in common with them, 144 00:05:29,287 --> 00:05:30,997 but I feel sorry for you, so do you want to come? 145 00:05:31,998 --> 00:05:34,124 - [urinating] - Uh, maybe. 146 00:05:34,125 --> 00:05:36,545 Um, I've a lot of plans on this week. 147 00:05:38,004 --> 00:05:40,297 - [urinating continues] - [sighs] 148 00:05:40,298 --> 00:05:42,383 [♪ orchestral music playing] 149 00:05:42,384 --> 00:05:43,385 [Alex] Morning. 150 00:05:44,803 --> 00:05:46,846 How you feeling about today? 151 00:05:46,847 --> 00:05:49,140 I thought we could get a cab to the office together. 152 00:05:49,975 --> 00:05:51,642 So, do you wanna share a cab? 153 00:05:51,643 --> 00:05:53,644 I-- I don't want you to, like, come in with me. 154 00:05:53,645 --> 00:05:55,020 What? Why? 155 00:05:55,021 --> 00:05:56,981 Why? Ruari. 156 00:05:56,982 --> 00:05:58,858 I don't wanna look like a nepo baby, Mum. 157 00:05:58,859 --> 00:06:00,860 [scoffs] It's a bit late for that. 158 00:06:00,861 --> 00:06:02,153 You took the job, mate. 159 00:06:03,154 --> 00:06:04,531 Why are you making two teas? 160 00:06:06,366 --> 00:06:09,368 I was just, uh, just thirsty for tea. 161 00:06:09,369 --> 00:06:10,703 [nose blowing faintly] 162 00:06:10,704 --> 00:06:12,663 [Patrick coughing] 163 00:06:12,664 --> 00:06:14,039 [blowing nose] 164 00:06:14,040 --> 00:06:15,500 Uh, Patrick started staying over. 165 00:06:16,501 --> 00:06:17,502 [nose continues blowing] 166 00:06:19,004 --> 00:06:22,007 [♪ light, upbeat music playing] 167 00:06:23,258 --> 00:06:24,342 Come on. 168 00:06:25,594 --> 00:06:27,012 [laughing] 169 00:06:30,098 --> 00:06:31,181 Okay. 170 00:06:31,182 --> 00:06:32,516 [whispering] Come on. 171 00:06:32,517 --> 00:06:34,226 [people chattering softly] 172 00:06:34,227 --> 00:06:35,561 - Plum! Plum, uh... - Hey! 173 00:06:35,562 --> 00:06:37,855 Sorry, this is Ruari, he's gonna be interning 174 00:06:37,856 --> 00:06:39,274 with us in the-- 175 00:06:40,108 --> 00:06:41,192 Ruari, come over here. 176 00:06:42,235 --> 00:06:43,570 Sorry, he's-- Come on. 177 00:06:44,613 --> 00:06:46,864 Ruari, this is, uh, this is Plum. 178 00:06:46,865 --> 00:06:49,575 - Hello. - So, uh, yeah, just show him 179 00:06:49,576 --> 00:06:51,285 - how we make coffee and... - Sure. 180 00:06:51,286 --> 00:06:52,745 ...and just the general ropes. 181 00:06:52,746 --> 00:06:54,538 Okay, no problem. Hi, Ruari. 182 00:06:54,539 --> 00:06:55,748 - Aw. - [both chuckle] 183 00:06:55,749 --> 00:06:57,041 Oh, Jessie Finlay called again. 184 00:06:57,042 --> 00:06:58,584 Okay. Uh, I'll get back to her. 185 00:06:58,585 --> 00:07:01,253 You have a great day and, uh, have fun. 186 00:07:01,254 --> 00:07:03,213 - Yeah. - Or don't "have fun." You know, work hard. 187 00:07:03,214 --> 00:07:04,590 - Yeah. - Okay. 188 00:07:04,591 --> 00:07:06,383 Oh. [chuckles] Aw. 189 00:07:06,384 --> 00:07:08,345 Yeah. Just through here. 190 00:07:13,058 --> 00:07:14,975 I actually know how to make coffee. 191 00:07:14,976 --> 00:07:16,269 That's what the last guy said. 192 00:07:17,395 --> 00:07:18,896 It's just a bit tricky to open, but-- 193 00:07:18,897 --> 00:07:20,273 [Ruari] I can just try if you want. 194 00:07:21,650 --> 00:07:23,108 I like your shirt. 195 00:07:23,109 --> 00:07:24,944 Thanks. 196 00:07:24,945 --> 00:07:26,738 - It's a great film. Have you seen it? - Yeah. 197 00:07:27,864 --> 00:07:30,157 - No, I haven't. - I'm part of a film club. 198 00:07:30,158 --> 00:07:32,660 We watch horror classics from the '70s. 199 00:07:32,661 --> 00:07:34,411 - If you fancy joining-- - Yeah? Yeah? 200 00:07:34,412 --> 00:07:37,414 Where-- when-- or when is it? I could maybe-- 201 00:07:37,415 --> 00:07:39,417 - [lid popping, beans clattering] - Oh! 202 00:07:42,212 --> 00:07:43,838 I don't understand what happened. 203 00:07:46,424 --> 00:07:47,758 Oy. 204 00:07:47,759 --> 00:07:49,427 Ay. [laughing] 205 00:07:50,762 --> 00:07:52,763 So, what's our strategy for getting Malcolm 206 00:07:52,764 --> 00:07:54,264 back on board? 207 00:07:54,265 --> 00:07:55,599 Have you ever watched those divers 208 00:07:55,600 --> 00:07:58,143 that spear hunt for lionfish? 209 00:07:58,144 --> 00:08:00,020 - It's good to be back. - Can I take your coat? 210 00:08:00,021 --> 00:08:01,438 - [laughing] - Thank you. 211 00:08:01,439 --> 00:08:04,024 [Alex] What is that dick-in-a-box doing here? 212 00:08:04,025 --> 00:08:05,276 [Grayson] Yeah. 213 00:08:06,695 --> 00:08:08,279 - [Alex] Ugh. - [phone chimes] 214 00:08:09,197 --> 00:08:12,242 - [sighs] - [Grayson] Afternoon, sluts. 215 00:08:12,909 --> 00:08:15,494 We're not friends anymore, Grayson, so you can't say that. 216 00:08:15,495 --> 00:08:17,788 - Why are you here? - I could ask you the same. 217 00:08:17,789 --> 00:08:19,456 You know they don't accept Groupons here, right? 218 00:08:19,457 --> 00:08:21,458 You know the manager's straight? You can't fuck the bill away. 219 00:08:21,459 --> 00:08:23,627 - You'd be surprised, actually. - [Alex] Oh, come on, lads. 220 00:08:23,628 --> 00:08:25,504 - Just break it up. - [Grayson chuckles] 221 00:08:25,505 --> 00:08:27,673 They have a very reasonable kids' menu here. 222 00:08:27,674 --> 00:08:28,842 [whispering] So, enjoy. 223 00:08:30,343 --> 00:08:32,511 - Something stinks about this. - [phone chimes] 224 00:08:32,512 --> 00:08:35,473 [♪ light piano music playing] 225 00:08:38,143 --> 00:08:39,893 What is it? 226 00:08:39,894 --> 00:08:42,521 Uh, just a-- a dick pic. 227 00:08:42,522 --> 00:08:44,314 Pat-- Patrick's dick. 228 00:08:44,315 --> 00:08:46,192 - Oh. - I'll just give it a quick thumbs-up. 229 00:08:50,572 --> 00:08:52,156 [message whooshes] 230 00:08:52,157 --> 00:08:54,324 - [Alex] Oh, there he is. - [Sam] Malcolm. 231 00:08:54,325 --> 00:08:57,494 Ah, my two favorite boutique agents. 232 00:08:57,495 --> 00:08:58,996 What can we get you to drink? 233 00:08:58,997 --> 00:09:00,331 Oh, I've already got a drink. 234 00:09:01,041 --> 00:09:02,416 [Alex] You... 235 00:09:02,417 --> 00:09:04,001 What are you doing? You're having lunch with us. 236 00:09:04,002 --> 00:09:05,419 Absolutely. Order me the veal. 237 00:09:05,420 --> 00:09:06,837 I'll be back in a jiff. 238 00:09:06,838 --> 00:09:08,422 Oh, come on. 239 00:09:08,423 --> 00:09:10,507 - Oh, you big poof. - Oh, you look wonderful. 240 00:09:10,508 --> 00:09:12,092 Motherfucking motherfucker. 241 00:09:12,093 --> 00:09:13,261 Which one? 242 00:09:14,596 --> 00:09:15,846 [Grayson] Are your fingers bleeding? 243 00:09:15,847 --> 00:09:17,222 Oh, the talent, darling. 244 00:09:17,223 --> 00:09:19,016 Bleeding talent. Cheers. 245 00:09:19,017 --> 00:09:20,392 - [glasses clinking] - [server] Your pinot noir. 246 00:09:20,393 --> 00:09:23,520 [sighs] I'd like to organize a violent kidnapping. 247 00:09:23,521 --> 00:09:26,940 - [crunching] - Self-published prick. 248 00:09:26,941 --> 00:09:28,525 [laughing] 249 00:09:28,526 --> 00:09:30,028 [pouring continues] 250 00:09:30,528 --> 00:09:33,530 I'm not drinking at home. I need to get all my units in now, 251 00:09:33,531 --> 00:09:35,199 anesthetize myself. 252 00:09:35,200 --> 00:09:38,661 Frank's started therapy. Terrifying. 253 00:09:39,370 --> 00:09:41,413 Why is it terrifying? What are you scared of? 254 00:09:41,414 --> 00:09:43,040 Nothing. It's just so boring. 255 00:09:43,041 --> 00:09:44,708 All he can talk about is himself. 256 00:09:44,709 --> 00:09:46,711 [phone ringing] 257 00:09:47,712 --> 00:09:49,546 That Patrick? You not answering? 258 00:09:49,547 --> 00:09:50,798 He's gonna think his dick's small. 259 00:09:50,799 --> 00:09:53,092 Huh? Oh, yeah. 260 00:09:53,093 --> 00:09:54,302 No, I-- I, um... 261 00:09:55,220 --> 00:09:58,222 I think I just need to take a step back a bit, you know? 262 00:09:58,223 --> 00:09:59,556 What happened to dying together? 263 00:09:59,557 --> 00:10:01,725 Yeah, he seems to want it to be more casual, 264 00:10:01,726 --> 00:10:04,061 you know, "see other people" kinda thing. 265 00:10:04,062 --> 00:10:05,646 [Sam] Good idea. See other people. 266 00:10:05,647 --> 00:10:07,648 Don't put all your dead eggs in that basket. 267 00:10:07,649 --> 00:10:09,399 The man is institutionally single. 268 00:10:09,400 --> 00:10:10,943 Is he? 269 00:10:10,944 --> 00:10:13,112 I always thought he was just a tiny bit spectrum-y. 270 00:10:13,113 --> 00:10:14,905 [scoffs] That is bullshit, I'm sorry. 271 00:10:14,906 --> 00:10:17,574 That's just an excuse women give for man-children. 272 00:10:17,575 --> 00:10:20,410 The man's 47 and he's never lived with a woman. Come on. 273 00:10:20,411 --> 00:10:22,413 [phone ringing] 274 00:10:25,583 --> 00:10:27,251 I'm gonna answer, 275 00:10:27,252 --> 00:10:28,752 but we should get another bottle. 276 00:10:28,753 --> 00:10:30,170 - Yeah, sure. - That's a good one. 277 00:10:30,171 --> 00:10:31,588 [Sam] Can you bring me your second-cheapest 278 00:10:31,589 --> 00:10:33,006 but likely strongest pinot noir? 279 00:10:33,007 --> 00:10:34,258 - Hey. - [Patrick] Hey, darling. 280 00:10:34,259 --> 00:10:35,926 I was just leaving you a message. 281 00:10:35,927 --> 00:10:39,513 Are you coming tonight? Uh, Queen's Arms, 8 p.m. 282 00:10:39,514 --> 00:10:42,683 Um, if I did come meet your friends, 283 00:10:42,684 --> 00:10:44,268 what would you introduce me as? 284 00:10:44,269 --> 00:10:45,936 Uh, as Alex? 285 00:10:45,937 --> 00:10:48,230 - Okay. - [Patrick] Wrong answer? 286 00:10:48,231 --> 00:10:50,274 - Alexandra Shaw? - Yeah, that's better. 287 00:10:50,275 --> 00:10:52,151 I like to go by my full spinster name. 288 00:10:52,152 --> 00:10:54,945 [laughing] So, are you joining us? 289 00:10:54,946 --> 00:10:57,156 I don't-- I don't know what's happening in Syria. 290 00:10:57,157 --> 00:10:59,367 Or Turkey. So, I'll call you later. 291 00:11:01,369 --> 00:11:02,620 What are you doing? 292 00:11:03,621 --> 00:11:05,289 - Why do you do this? - Are you trying 293 00:11:05,290 --> 00:11:07,124 - to woo him from us? - Not at all. 294 00:11:07,125 --> 00:11:08,876 - [Malcolm] Ah, my veal. - [Grayson] Malcolm invited me 295 00:11:08,877 --> 00:11:10,586 for a little pre-luncheon endorphin-inducing-- 296 00:11:10,587 --> 00:11:12,045 You'd never know he was from Essex, would you? 297 00:11:12,046 --> 00:11:13,463 [Alex] Oh, this looks cozy! 298 00:11:13,464 --> 00:11:14,715 - Hello. - [chairs scraping] 299 00:11:14,716 --> 00:11:15,841 - Uh, excuse me. - May we? 300 00:11:15,842 --> 00:11:17,301 What are you-- what are you doing? 301 00:11:17,302 --> 00:11:18,677 [Sam] Did Grayson tell you about the time 302 00:11:18,678 --> 00:11:20,637 he left Charlotte Arbor's unpublished manuscript 303 00:11:20,638 --> 00:11:22,347 - on the 388 to Morden? - [phone ringing] 304 00:11:22,348 --> 00:11:24,641 [Alex] You don't wanna risk that kind of negligence, Malcolm. 305 00:11:24,642 --> 00:11:26,476 Not at this stage of your career. 306 00:11:26,477 --> 00:11:29,188 Mm. Taken from his mother 307 00:11:29,189 --> 00:11:31,023 - two days after birth, apparently. - [phone ringing] 308 00:11:31,024 --> 00:11:33,984 - Mm. - I'm sorry, do you mind if I take this quickly? 309 00:11:33,985 --> 00:11:35,652 I can't talk now, St. John. I'm in the middle of a... 310 00:11:35,653 --> 00:11:37,321 - What? - That's not St. John. 311 00:11:37,322 --> 00:11:39,239 - [Grayson] When? - That's just some mate he's asked to call... 312 00:11:39,240 --> 00:11:41,325 - [Grayson] Oh, my God. - ...say someone's died, and then he's gonna leave. 313 00:11:41,326 --> 00:11:42,659 Harriet's dead. 314 00:11:42,660 --> 00:11:43,995 [laughing] 315 00:11:44,829 --> 00:11:46,246 Oh, shit. 316 00:11:46,247 --> 00:11:48,707 Oh, I th-- She's actually dead? 317 00:11:48,708 --> 00:11:51,920 Sorry, Grayson, that's... can't think of the word. 318 00:11:52,754 --> 00:11:55,047 Guess it's just Noble & Cole now. 319 00:11:55,048 --> 00:11:57,341 [sucking teeth] Every cloud. 320 00:11:57,342 --> 00:11:59,218 - Harriet. - [Malcolm] Harriet. 321 00:11:59,219 --> 00:12:01,511 May your sales in the afterlife be abundant. 322 00:12:01,512 --> 00:12:03,180 [Alex] Cheers. 323 00:12:03,181 --> 00:12:05,432 Now, I'd better go rally the troops. 324 00:12:05,433 --> 00:12:07,727 - And what about your bill? - A woman's just died. 325 00:12:08,895 --> 00:12:11,188 How crass. [sniffling] 326 00:12:11,189 --> 00:12:12,523 Don't do anything you might regret. 327 00:12:13,691 --> 00:12:15,567 [chuckles] Mm. 328 00:12:15,568 --> 00:12:17,444 That agency's not for you, Malcolm. 329 00:12:17,445 --> 00:12:18,862 You'll get lost there. 330 00:12:18,863 --> 00:12:20,572 [Alex] We've been talking to HarperCollins. 331 00:12:20,573 --> 00:12:21,907 - HarperCollins, eh? - [Sam] Mm-hmm. 332 00:12:21,908 --> 00:12:23,367 Yeah. Yeah, they think you could be 333 00:12:23,368 --> 00:12:24,994 the next J.R.R. Tolkien. 334 00:12:25,703 --> 00:12:29,040 [mouth full] I already am the next J.R.R. Tolkien. 335 00:12:29,958 --> 00:12:31,875 Yeah, yeah, could be. 336 00:12:31,876 --> 00:12:34,086 They would love if we were the ones 337 00:12:34,087 --> 00:12:35,546 to bring them your next book. 338 00:12:36,464 --> 00:12:37,923 I know you need help with it. 339 00:12:37,924 --> 00:12:39,717 It's fine. I can do that for you. 340 00:12:40,969 --> 00:12:42,804 Mm. Yep. 341 00:12:44,597 --> 00:12:45,890 Delightfully tender. 342 00:12:48,518 --> 00:12:50,852 You're very persuasive. [clearing throat] 343 00:12:50,853 --> 00:12:53,563 Excuse me while I visit the big boys' room. 344 00:12:53,564 --> 00:12:57,110 I think more clearly with an empty bowel. 345 00:12:58,111 --> 00:12:59,153 And then... 346 00:13:00,571 --> 00:13:02,281 how about we get down to business? 347 00:13:02,282 --> 00:13:03,825 [both chuckle] 348 00:13:06,411 --> 00:13:09,162 - Oh, we smashed it, oh! - I think we got him! I think we got him! 349 00:13:09,163 --> 00:13:11,331 - The big boys' room? - That's gross, though. Empty his bowel. 350 00:13:11,332 --> 00:13:13,583 - So creepy. - Fuck's sake, ugh! 351 00:13:13,584 --> 00:13:15,002 Hey, let's go for it. 352 00:13:15,003 --> 00:13:16,920 - What? - I agree to your demands. 353 00:13:16,921 --> 00:13:19,256 - A partnership? - Junior partnership. 354 00:13:19,257 --> 00:13:20,966 - And a bonus? - Fuck off. 355 00:13:20,967 --> 00:13:23,051 - [both laughing] - [server] Here you are, madame. 356 00:13:23,052 --> 00:13:25,387 - [Alex] Oh, he's cute. Look at that. - [Sam chuckles] 357 00:13:25,388 --> 00:13:27,347 Did you ask for the bill? 358 00:13:27,348 --> 00:13:29,308 No, I didn't, but you know. It's fine. 359 00:13:29,309 --> 00:13:31,768 [Alex] What the-- Has he just fucked off? 360 00:13:31,769 --> 00:13:33,437 He's just fucked off! 361 00:13:33,438 --> 00:13:34,647 [Sam sighs] 362 00:13:37,692 --> 00:13:39,318 670 quid? 363 00:13:39,319 --> 00:13:41,988 Jesus Christ, who made that whiskey, the Pope? 364 00:13:43,114 --> 00:13:44,907 [sighs] Yes. 365 00:13:45,616 --> 00:13:46,950 [Alex] Okay, we're getting pissed. 366 00:13:46,951 --> 00:13:48,160 Can I get a bottle of the pinot? 367 00:13:48,161 --> 00:13:50,163 [both chuckling] 368 00:13:51,539 --> 00:13:53,665 You should go on that date with that Lars. 369 00:13:53,666 --> 00:13:55,625 - What? Really? - Why not? 370 00:13:55,626 --> 00:13:57,794 You've had German sausage before. 371 00:13:57,795 --> 00:13:59,796 I'd only be going 'cause I'm confused. 372 00:13:59,797 --> 00:14:02,550 Then, go for clarity. It's just options. 373 00:14:07,305 --> 00:14:08,805 - [laughing] - [phone chimes] 374 00:14:08,806 --> 00:14:10,140 Well, now I'm anxious. 375 00:14:10,141 --> 00:14:11,975 Oh, wait. Here. 376 00:14:11,976 --> 00:14:13,310 - What? - Just take a half. 377 00:14:13,311 --> 00:14:15,520 - No more booze though. - What is it? 378 00:14:15,521 --> 00:14:17,481 Frank's Xanax. Franax! 379 00:14:17,482 --> 00:14:19,316 [both laughing] 380 00:14:19,317 --> 00:14:21,819 He's on those, beta blockers, heart meds. 381 00:14:23,905 --> 00:14:25,822 He can't get a hard-on. 382 00:14:25,823 --> 00:14:28,158 - Oh. - Mm, and I've no sex drive. 383 00:14:28,159 --> 00:14:32,162 Turns out I'm peri-peri bloody merry meni. 384 00:14:32,163 --> 00:14:34,331 And just like that... [snapping] Pussy's dead. 385 00:14:34,332 --> 00:14:37,000 So, if he's not driving it, we're not fucking, 386 00:14:37,001 --> 00:14:38,251 - and fucking's what we do! - [Alex] Aw. 387 00:14:38,252 --> 00:14:41,213 Honey, come here. That is a lot. 388 00:14:41,214 --> 00:14:43,673 - [groaning] - Come on. 389 00:14:43,674 --> 00:14:47,094 - Uh, W4, please. - Just, you know, talk to him. 390 00:14:47,095 --> 00:14:48,388 Just talk to him. 391 00:14:49,389 --> 00:14:53,850 And, look, don't worry. I had all that, you know? 392 00:14:53,851 --> 00:14:56,686 All you need is to start at your creams and your patches. 393 00:14:56,687 --> 00:14:58,855 You'll be grand, okay? 394 00:14:58,856 --> 00:15:00,857 - [both] Mwah. - Love you. 395 00:15:00,858 --> 00:15:02,359 - Love you. - You are a sex queen! 396 00:15:02,360 --> 00:15:04,528 - I am. - And you will fuck again! 397 00:15:04,529 --> 00:15:06,405 - I will! - [laughing] 398 00:15:06,406 --> 00:15:07,906 [Sam] Fucking see! 399 00:15:07,907 --> 00:15:09,700 [both laughing] 400 00:15:10,785 --> 00:15:12,286 [phone chimes] 401 00:15:16,290 --> 00:15:18,292 - [exhales sharply] - [phone dinging] 402 00:15:19,210 --> 00:15:21,086 [phone ringing] 403 00:15:21,087 --> 00:15:22,713 Oh, shit. 404 00:15:25,967 --> 00:15:28,386 Hey, Camille! You're-- you're working late. 405 00:15:29,887 --> 00:15:30,888 What? 406 00:15:32,223 --> 00:15:35,560 Oh. [laughing] Sorry, I-- I... yeah. 407 00:15:36,894 --> 00:15:38,645 Yafa? 408 00:15:38,646 --> 00:15:41,189 Yes! Yeah, they're good, aren't they? 409 00:15:41,190 --> 00:15:42,899 - Are you getting in or what? - Should we have lunch 410 00:15:42,900 --> 00:15:44,985 and chat about it tomorrow? I'm giddy. 411 00:15:44,986 --> 00:15:47,154 I'm giddy about it. No, I'm excited. 412 00:15:47,155 --> 00:15:49,072 - I'll call you. - Where to? 413 00:15:49,073 --> 00:15:51,451 Uh, Bloomsbury Hotel, please. 414 00:15:52,493 --> 00:15:55,496 [♪ upbeat jazzy music playing] 415 00:16:11,095 --> 00:16:12,762 [taxi driver] Hey! Sleepyhead! Come on! 416 00:16:12,763 --> 00:16:15,974 - Oh, shit. - You've been asleep for 67 minutes. 417 00:16:15,975 --> 00:16:17,934 I had to call your emergency contact. 418 00:16:17,935 --> 00:16:19,769 - I'm so sorry. - You owe me 130 quid. 419 00:16:19,770 --> 00:16:21,480 Okay. Sorry, sorry. 420 00:16:21,481 --> 00:16:23,607 - Jesus Christ. - I couldn't wake you up! 421 00:16:23,608 --> 00:16:24,858 What? Ha-- hang on. 422 00:16:24,859 --> 00:16:27,319 I'm home. Can-- can you take me to-- 423 00:16:27,320 --> 00:16:29,112 Absolutely fucking not! 424 00:16:29,113 --> 00:16:30,447 I've driven 'round half of London. 425 00:16:30,448 --> 00:16:31,781 - [phone dings] - Go on, get out, now. 426 00:16:31,782 --> 00:16:34,826 Okay! Jesus, I'm going. 427 00:16:34,827 --> 00:16:37,662 - Oy. - You really should take 428 00:16:37,663 --> 00:16:40,500 an anger management class, mate. 429 00:16:41,626 --> 00:16:43,793 - [car door closes] - You're an embarrassment. 430 00:16:43,794 --> 00:16:45,796 [car driving away] 431 00:16:47,048 --> 00:16:49,050 [people chattering] 432 00:16:58,851 --> 00:17:00,811 [people chattering] 433 00:17:14,492 --> 00:17:17,327 Oh, hey! Hey, hey, hey! [laughing] 434 00:17:17,328 --> 00:17:18,995 Ooh. Hey. 435 00:17:18,996 --> 00:17:20,830 - Ah, I'm hammered. [laughing] - I'm off my nut. 436 00:17:20,831 --> 00:17:22,833 [both laughing] 437 00:17:24,001 --> 00:17:26,836 Um, this place smells of beer farts. 438 00:17:26,837 --> 00:17:29,840 Well, you just made it smell 20% better. 439 00:17:34,762 --> 00:17:38,057 [Alex] So, Syria. What, violence is still ongoing? 440 00:17:38,849 --> 00:17:40,850 Despite the fall of the Assad regime 441 00:17:40,851 --> 00:17:42,602 in-- what was it, 2024? 442 00:17:42,603 --> 00:17:44,229 - Alex, it's fine. - What? 443 00:17:44,230 --> 00:17:46,106 They've clocked off. You can relax. [laughing] 444 00:17:46,107 --> 00:17:48,108 Okay. [laughing] 445 00:17:48,109 --> 00:17:52,362 So, what-- So what do you do in your-- in your downtime? 446 00:17:52,363 --> 00:17:53,780 In-- In the-- in the war zone? 447 00:17:53,781 --> 00:17:56,700 Like, h-how do you relax in a hellscape? 448 00:17:56,701 --> 00:17:59,578 Well, I-- I mean, I don't know for certain if this is connected, 449 00:17:59,579 --> 00:18:03,582 but I have a more-than-average amount of casual sex. 450 00:18:03,583 --> 00:18:05,917 - Saleh? - Party hard. Drink pretty heavily. 451 00:18:05,918 --> 00:18:07,877 - Yeah. That makes sense. - Ah. 452 00:18:07,878 --> 00:18:10,255 - What's your excuse? - How dare you? 453 00:18:10,256 --> 00:18:12,215 [Alex laughing] 454 00:18:12,216 --> 00:18:13,718 - Oh, shit. - What? 455 00:18:14,594 --> 00:18:17,429 - Who's that? - Oh, I'm sorry about this in advance. 456 00:18:17,430 --> 00:18:20,640 [laughing] Oh, shit. Um... [sighs] 457 00:18:20,641 --> 00:18:24,227 That's, uh, that's Lars. Um, that's my date. 458 00:18:24,228 --> 00:18:25,937 Not my date, per se. 459 00:18:25,938 --> 00:18:28,273 I was gonna meet him. 460 00:18:28,274 --> 00:18:29,482 It's complicated. 461 00:18:29,483 --> 00:18:32,402 - It-- it-- - What-- what's he doing here? 462 00:18:32,403 --> 00:18:34,738 I shared my location, I think. 463 00:18:34,739 --> 00:18:37,324 I took a Xanax, so this is all 464 00:18:37,325 --> 00:18:38,575 - a-- a bit, um-- - Hey! 465 00:18:38,576 --> 00:18:40,410 - Hey. [laughing] - Alex! 466 00:18:40,411 --> 00:18:41,911 - [chuckles] Hey. - Hey. 467 00:18:41,912 --> 00:18:43,246 - [Lars inhales deeply] - [Alex] Oh. 468 00:18:43,247 --> 00:18:45,915 Mm. I've been waiting for you 469 00:18:45,916 --> 00:18:47,292 - at the Bloomsbury Bar. - Yeah, I know. 470 00:18:47,293 --> 00:18:49,461 - Yeah. - I-- I fucked up. Um-- 471 00:18:49,462 --> 00:18:50,920 - [Lars] It's fine. - [Alex] Do-- do you wanna stay 472 00:18:50,921 --> 00:18:52,631 for a drink now you're here, or...? 473 00:18:52,632 --> 00:18:54,924 Uh, yeah, uh, or do-- do you wanna come 474 00:18:54,925 --> 00:18:56,301 to the-- to the Bloomsbury Bar? 475 00:18:56,302 --> 00:18:57,969 - Alex? - Uh, Patrick, 476 00:18:57,970 --> 00:19:00,430 um, I'm gonna get a round in. 477 00:19:00,431 --> 00:19:01,848 Will I get a round-- I'll get a round in. 478 00:19:01,849 --> 00:19:03,933 Um, Lars, this is Patrick... 479 00:19:03,934 --> 00:19:05,352 - [Lars] Mm-hmm. - ...Ed, Saleh, and-- 480 00:19:05,353 --> 00:19:07,103 Patrick. Saleh. Ed. 481 00:19:07,104 --> 00:19:09,147 [Alex] Uh, no, actually, it's the-- it's the other way. 482 00:19:09,148 --> 00:19:11,317 She-- it-- okay. Yeah. 483 00:19:15,821 --> 00:19:17,322 - Hey, um-- - What are you doing? 484 00:19:17,323 --> 00:19:19,199 I thought you wanted me to go on a date 485 00:19:19,200 --> 00:19:20,492 - with someone. - No, I didn't. 486 00:19:20,493 --> 00:19:22,494 You were asking me for permission, I thought. 487 00:19:22,495 --> 00:19:24,788 No, I wanted you to tell me not to go. 488 00:19:24,789 --> 00:19:26,289 But that's just stupid, that's-- 489 00:19:26,290 --> 00:19:27,666 I have no interest in these sort of games. 490 00:19:27,667 --> 00:19:29,125 - What age are you? - I'm not playing games. 491 00:19:29,126 --> 00:19:30,543 - And with prayer hands over there? - I was-- 492 00:19:30,544 --> 00:19:32,128 I'm embarrassed. You should be fucking mortified. 493 00:19:32,129 --> 00:19:33,672 - I should be mortified? - Yeah. 494 00:19:33,673 --> 00:19:35,298 Cara was a bona fide moron 495 00:19:35,299 --> 00:19:36,716 and you were in a relationship with her. 496 00:19:36,717 --> 00:19:38,301 I know you want her to be, but she's actually not. 497 00:19:38,302 --> 00:19:40,303 - She's studying for an MA. - Oh, is she? 498 00:19:40,304 --> 00:19:43,056 - In what, Pilates? - Ha, ha, ha. 499 00:19:43,057 --> 00:19:45,934 Well, Von Triers over there looks like the last member 500 00:19:45,935 --> 00:19:47,936 of a reformed fucking boy band. 501 00:19:47,937 --> 00:19:50,480 Well, at least he's not a drunk, 502 00:19:50,481 --> 00:19:54,068 institutionally single 47-year-old man-child. 503 00:19:57,238 --> 00:19:58,239 Wow. 504 00:20:01,575 --> 00:20:04,160 So, are we-- are we-- are we going 505 00:20:04,161 --> 00:20:06,663 to the Bloomsbury Bar, huh? Alex? 506 00:20:06,664 --> 00:20:07,665 [Alex] No. 507 00:20:08,541 --> 00:20:09,750 [Lars] No? 508 00:20:12,002 --> 00:20:13,336 [sighs] 509 00:20:13,337 --> 00:20:15,046 [door closes] 510 00:20:15,047 --> 00:20:17,091 Looks like we have the same taste in women, huh? 511 00:20:19,719 --> 00:20:21,511 That could be fun. 512 00:20:21,512 --> 00:20:22,847 [Patrick groaning] 513 00:20:32,857 --> 00:20:34,859 [cycle whirring slowly, stopping] 514 00:20:40,114 --> 00:20:41,407 [phone chimes] 515 00:20:45,077 --> 00:20:46,620 Oh, fu-- [sighs] 516 00:20:48,038 --> 00:20:49,414 You going in early? 517 00:20:49,415 --> 00:20:51,708 Yeah, Sam gave me some more reading to do. 518 00:20:51,709 --> 00:20:54,586 - Oh. - [phone dings] 519 00:20:54,587 --> 00:20:56,546 That's the second GIF that Grandad's sent me. 520 00:20:56,547 --> 00:20:59,132 The one yesterday said, "You are gay and that's okay." 521 00:20:59,133 --> 00:21:01,050 [laughing] He can't control his phone. 522 00:21:01,051 --> 00:21:02,386 I'm gonna get him a burner. 523 00:21:03,471 --> 00:21:04,722 You look very cool. 524 00:21:05,598 --> 00:21:07,224 Oh, great, now I'm gonna have to change. 525 00:21:08,434 --> 00:21:09,935 And that's mine, so take it off. 526 00:21:10,936 --> 00:21:13,563 I paid for it, so it's mine. 527 00:21:13,564 --> 00:21:15,649 Everything you own is mine! 528 00:21:16,609 --> 00:21:17,735 Dick. 529 00:21:22,907 --> 00:21:24,074 [Alex sighs] 530 00:21:26,410 --> 00:21:27,411 [knocking] 531 00:21:28,579 --> 00:21:30,079 - Hey. - Hey. 532 00:21:30,080 --> 00:21:32,290 - Howdy, partner. - Uh, junior. 533 00:21:32,291 --> 00:21:34,334 I've still gotta talk to Sandra and the lawyers, 534 00:21:34,335 --> 00:21:36,419 make sure it even makes sense, so don't, you know-- 535 00:21:36,420 --> 00:21:38,630 I'm not. How are you? 536 00:21:38,631 --> 00:21:41,591 - Did you, uh, talk to Frank? - About what? 537 00:21:41,592 --> 00:21:44,761 Just about, you know, what's going on with you and... 538 00:21:44,762 --> 00:21:46,179 [softly] ...you know, your pussy. 539 00:21:46,180 --> 00:21:47,764 He just had a fucking heart attack, Alex, come on. 540 00:21:47,765 --> 00:21:49,390 Alright, Jesus, I know. 541 00:21:49,391 --> 00:21:51,267 [Sam] Listen, I'm meeting HarperCollins Karen, 542 00:21:51,268 --> 00:21:52,519 fill her in on the Malcolm stuff. 543 00:21:52,520 --> 00:21:55,188 He emailed. He's consulting his psychic. 544 00:21:55,189 --> 00:21:56,815 So, I'm gonna sell that as a positive. 545 00:21:56,816 --> 00:21:58,691 - Do you wanna join? - No. She hit me, 546 00:21:58,692 --> 00:22:00,777 in case you've forgotten, in my face, so-- 547 00:22:00,778 --> 00:22:01,986 So, just give her your love? 548 00:22:01,987 --> 00:22:03,446 - Yeah, please. - Okay. 549 00:22:03,447 --> 00:22:05,782 - [Sam chuckles] - [door closes] 550 00:22:05,783 --> 00:22:07,659 [sighs] 551 00:22:07,660 --> 00:22:08,828 [softly] Oh, thank you. 552 00:22:09,995 --> 00:22:11,830 Hey. What are you doing? 553 00:22:11,831 --> 00:22:13,331 - Oh, nothing. - What's that? 554 00:22:13,332 --> 00:22:15,333 It's just a m-manuscript. 555 00:22:15,334 --> 00:22:17,126 [chuckles] I know it's a manuscript, but what is it? 556 00:22:17,127 --> 00:22:19,295 - Like, what's it called? - Where We Roam. 557 00:22:19,296 --> 00:22:21,005 It's like a take on West Side Story, 558 00:22:21,006 --> 00:22:23,299 but with werewolves, kind of thing. 559 00:22:23,300 --> 00:22:27,470 It's like a metaphor for our inhumanity, kinda. 560 00:22:27,471 --> 00:22:28,972 [Plum] Nice pitch. Go on, read some. 561 00:22:28,973 --> 00:22:31,057 - No, I'm definitely not gonna read some. - Go on. 562 00:22:31,058 --> 00:22:32,726 - No. - Okay, I'll read some. 563 00:22:37,064 --> 00:22:39,858 "His momentum pushed her to the damp earth." 564 00:22:39,859 --> 00:22:41,150 Oy, oy. 565 00:22:41,151 --> 00:22:43,194 "Her breath was warm and ragged. 566 00:22:43,195 --> 00:22:45,196 "She smelled the scent of last night's hunt 567 00:22:45,197 --> 00:22:48,241 still clinging to him." [laughing] 568 00:22:48,242 --> 00:22:49,909 Oh, that is so shit. 569 00:22:49,910 --> 00:22:52,245 I have a-- a lunch meeting, so, uh-- 570 00:22:52,246 --> 00:22:53,705 - What are you doing? - Nothing. 571 00:22:53,706 --> 00:22:55,165 Okay. Go back to work. 572 00:22:56,834 --> 00:22:58,877 [door opens] 573 00:22:58,878 --> 00:23:00,379 - [Plum gasps softly] - [door closes] 574 00:23:02,172 --> 00:23:04,841 Well, we have a few publishers circling Yafa now. 575 00:23:04,842 --> 00:23:06,175 - Oh, I'm sure. - Obviously. 576 00:23:06,176 --> 00:23:07,677 Well, then let's get into a bloody deal. 577 00:23:07,678 --> 00:23:09,178 - Well, that would be ace. - [both chuckle] 578 00:23:09,179 --> 00:23:10,847 Um, well, we're-- the whole team's excited. 579 00:23:10,848 --> 00:23:12,181 - I'm excited. - And he's a genius. 580 00:23:12,182 --> 00:23:13,766 - He's exciting, yeah. - You're a genius. 581 00:23:13,767 --> 00:23:15,560 Oh. Don't know if I'm a genius, but... [laughing] 582 00:23:15,561 --> 00:23:17,437 I mean, he seems to really love being repped by you. 583 00:23:17,438 --> 00:23:19,440 - [phone ringing] - Yeah. Um... 584 00:23:20,274 --> 00:23:22,942 Yeah, it's... There's a few, 585 00:23:22,943 --> 00:23:25,111 I wouldn't call them complications, 586 00:23:25,112 --> 00:23:26,362 - but, um... - [phone ringing] 587 00:23:26,363 --> 00:23:27,364 Sorry. 588 00:23:28,532 --> 00:23:30,575 Do you mind if I, uh-- it's my dad-- if I just-- 589 00:23:30,576 --> 00:23:32,912 - Yes, yes, yes. Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. - Yeah. Thank you. 590 00:23:37,374 --> 00:23:39,626 - [Wally] [shouting] There's an Irishman shouting at me... - Hi, Dad. 591 00:23:39,627 --> 00:23:41,461 - Dad, I think it's your podcast. - ...through my phone! 592 00:23:41,462 --> 00:23:43,713 So, just-- just turn your phone off. Where's Mum? 593 00:23:43,714 --> 00:23:45,715 - I can't get hold of them. - Okay, there's-- there's a little button 594 00:23:45,716 --> 00:23:48,051 on the-- on the side, just on the-- 595 00:23:48,052 --> 00:23:50,178 or-- or do you know what? Find the purple icon. 596 00:23:50,179 --> 00:23:52,388 - What's an icon? - The p-- I'm gonna fail at this. 597 00:23:52,389 --> 00:23:53,723 - [Wally] The aubergine? - [exhales sharply] 598 00:23:53,724 --> 00:23:55,558 - I'm-- I'm in a meeting. - [Wally] Oh, there's-- 599 00:23:55,559 --> 00:23:57,477 - Okay, I'm gonna call Ruari. - [Wally] Stop him. 600 00:23:57,478 --> 00:24:00,063 - Tell him to go away. - Yeah, I'll call Ruari and I'll call you back. 601 00:24:00,064 --> 00:24:01,230 [whispering] I'll just be one minute. 602 00:24:01,231 --> 00:24:02,232 [mouthing] It's okay. 603 00:24:03,233 --> 00:24:04,734 [line ringing] 604 00:24:04,735 --> 00:24:06,152 [automated voice] The number you have dialed 605 00:24:06,153 --> 00:24:07,737 - is not available. - [sighs] 606 00:24:07,738 --> 00:24:09,740 - [phone ringing] - [crunching] 607 00:24:12,576 --> 00:24:14,285 [sniffling] Hello? 608 00:24:14,286 --> 00:24:15,995 If I send you my dad's number, can you help him 609 00:24:15,996 --> 00:24:17,830 turn his IRA podcast off? 610 00:24:17,831 --> 00:24:19,999 Okay, I wasn't expecting you to say that, but say again? What? 611 00:24:20,000 --> 00:24:22,835 Sorry, I-- I'm in a meeting and it's-- it's important, 612 00:24:22,836 --> 00:24:24,587 and I need to turn off my dad's podcast. 613 00:24:24,588 --> 00:24:26,422 I can't get ahold of Ruari. So, if you-- 614 00:24:26,423 --> 00:24:29,133 I feel really bad asking you for a favor after last night, 615 00:24:29,134 --> 00:24:31,052 - but he's freaking out and I just-- - Okay. Okay. 616 00:24:31,053 --> 00:24:32,470 I'll-- I'll call him and talk him through it. 617 00:24:32,471 --> 00:24:34,180 Yeah? You will? Okay, thank you. 618 00:24:34,181 --> 00:24:36,015 Thank you, thank you. I'll-- I'll send the number. 619 00:24:36,016 --> 00:24:37,476 - Mm-hmm. - [disconnected tone beeping] 620 00:24:38,519 --> 00:24:40,103 [Alex] [chuckles] Right. 621 00:24:40,104 --> 00:24:41,438 My, uh... 622 00:24:42,856 --> 00:24:45,441 my father's being terrorized by his IRA podcasts. 623 00:24:45,442 --> 00:24:46,985 [laughing] 624 00:24:46,986 --> 00:24:48,778 Well, that's-- Yeah. 625 00:24:48,779 --> 00:24:49,947 Mm, so... 626 00:24:52,282 --> 00:24:54,117 [phone dings] 627 00:24:54,118 --> 00:24:55,702 [people chattering] 628 00:24:55,703 --> 00:24:57,286 [man] I just got here myself, alright? 629 00:24:57,287 --> 00:24:59,415 So just let me sort my stuff and I'll get back to you. 630 00:25:03,293 --> 00:25:04,628 [knocking] 631 00:25:05,838 --> 00:25:07,672 - I have amazing news. - You're pregnant. 632 00:25:07,673 --> 00:25:09,215 - [both laughing] - No. 633 00:25:09,216 --> 00:25:11,300 Okay, so, uh, okay, so Yafa Barghouti-- 634 00:25:11,301 --> 00:25:13,136 - Oh, Alex, I don't want to. - No, no, no, it's good. 635 00:25:13,137 --> 00:25:15,680 Blue Hour, uh, they're making an offer on his book. 636 00:25:15,681 --> 00:25:17,640 And I had to go a bit behind the scenes, and I'm sorry for that, 637 00:25:17,641 --> 00:25:19,142 but I just-- I had a gut feeling, you know? 638 00:25:19,143 --> 00:25:20,351 What do you mean, "behind the scenes"? 639 00:25:20,352 --> 00:25:22,395 Okay, so when I met Camille in Frankfurt, 640 00:25:22,396 --> 00:25:24,022 - I said we rep him-- - Have you taken him on? 641 00:25:24,023 --> 00:25:25,690 No, no! Not yet. I mean, I wanted to-- 642 00:25:25,691 --> 00:25:27,191 [Sam] So, you've lied to a publisher? 643 00:25:27,192 --> 00:25:29,485 They think we rep a writer I specifically asked you not to? 644 00:25:29,486 --> 00:25:31,029 Is there something I'm not getting here? 645 00:25:31,030 --> 00:25:33,406 I-- I thought you of all people would be interested 646 00:25:33,407 --> 00:25:34,907 in championing diverse voices and-- 647 00:25:34,908 --> 00:25:37,035 Don't patronize me. I'm interested in writers 648 00:25:37,036 --> 00:25:38,494 who are commercially viable. 649 00:25:38,495 --> 00:25:40,163 This is a good thing. They love him. He loves me. 650 00:25:40,164 --> 00:25:42,165 [Sam] This is not how partnerships work, by the way, 651 00:25:42,166 --> 00:25:43,666 - just so you know. - [knocking] 652 00:25:43,667 --> 00:25:46,210 Sorry, I was just gonna head home now if you're-- 653 00:25:46,211 --> 00:25:47,421 That's a good idea. 654 00:25:48,547 --> 00:25:50,548 [sighs] Just go home, Alex. 655 00:25:50,549 --> 00:25:52,009 I'll see you tomorrow. 656 00:25:53,510 --> 00:25:55,095 [scoffs] Oh, my God. 657 00:25:58,182 --> 00:25:59,348 [Alex] What do you wanna eat? 658 00:25:59,349 --> 00:26:00,850 [video game gunshots] 659 00:26:00,851 --> 00:26:02,560 - [Wally] Yeah, let's see what you're made of. - [Patrick] Oof! 660 00:26:02,561 --> 00:26:04,020 Wow. Bang, he got-- 661 00:26:04,021 --> 00:26:06,397 - A head shot? Are you kidding me? - Hey, Dad. 662 00:26:06,398 --> 00:26:08,524 Ah, is it my favorite daughter? 663 00:26:08,525 --> 00:26:10,568 - Bang. - I don't know what, uh, 664 00:26:10,569 --> 00:26:12,403 Delly would have to say about that. 665 00:26:12,404 --> 00:26:14,363 - [Ruari] What's up, Grandad? - It just seemed easier to go over 666 00:26:14,364 --> 00:26:15,907 and switch it off for him, so... 667 00:26:15,908 --> 00:26:17,617 Ruari, you wanna take over for me here, pal? 668 00:26:17,618 --> 00:26:18,910 - Yeah. - Ah. 669 00:26:18,911 --> 00:26:20,286 - Chickening out, are you? - Thank you. No, no. 670 00:26:20,287 --> 00:26:21,412 Just conceding to a better player. 671 00:26:21,413 --> 00:26:23,039 - Oh, yeah, yeah. - Congratulations, Wally. 672 00:26:23,040 --> 00:26:25,041 - Ah, well, it's... - [Ruari grunting] 673 00:26:25,042 --> 00:26:26,834 We've sorted out the men from the boys. 674 00:26:26,835 --> 00:26:28,711 - Come on, let's see what we can do with you, then. - [phone chimes] 675 00:26:28,712 --> 00:26:30,379 Alright, you ready? 676 00:26:30,380 --> 00:26:32,465 - Say when. And... - [game sound effects] 677 00:26:32,466 --> 00:26:34,884 He's just missing your mum, you know? 678 00:26:34,885 --> 00:26:37,553 And, uh, we both like first-person shooters, 679 00:26:37,554 --> 00:26:39,055 so I just thought it'd be easier to-- 680 00:26:39,056 --> 00:26:41,015 Well, you didn't need to do that. 681 00:26:41,016 --> 00:26:43,434 I wanted to. It made me feel closer to you. 682 00:26:43,435 --> 00:26:44,894 You've been so weird 683 00:26:44,895 --> 00:26:46,980 - and hard to get to, so-- - Yeah, sorry. 684 00:26:47,815 --> 00:26:49,649 I don't remember much about last night, but I-- 685 00:26:49,650 --> 00:26:52,151 I remember the "institutionally single" thing. 686 00:26:52,152 --> 00:26:55,404 Yeah. Well, I am-- Was. 687 00:26:55,405 --> 00:26:58,158 I'm sorry, but you're gonna have to be patient with that one. 688 00:27:00,119 --> 00:27:02,578 What are we, though? I mean, w-what is this? 689 00:27:02,579 --> 00:27:03,996 I-- I don't wanna see other people. 690 00:27:03,997 --> 00:27:05,915 - I don't want to, either. - Really? 691 00:27:05,916 --> 00:27:07,917 - Really. - Well, then what the f-- 692 00:27:07,918 --> 00:27:10,419 Why does it feel so complicated and coded? 693 00:27:10,420 --> 00:27:13,172 I don't do code, okay? I don't understand it. 694 00:27:13,173 --> 00:27:16,008 But neither do I. I felt like I was supposed 695 00:27:16,009 --> 00:27:18,010 to understand what you meant, even when you meant 696 00:27:18,011 --> 00:27:19,804 the exact opposite of what you said. 697 00:27:19,805 --> 00:27:22,765 [chuckles] I just want something 698 00:27:22,766 --> 00:27:25,977 that doesn't shapeshift on me all the time. 699 00:27:25,978 --> 00:27:28,689 But it's a good shape now. Isn't it? 700 00:27:29,606 --> 00:27:31,607 It's messy, but I like it. 701 00:27:31,608 --> 00:27:33,609 [Ruari] Yeah, alright, and use X. Good. 702 00:27:33,610 --> 00:27:34,945 I like all of it. 703 00:27:36,780 --> 00:27:39,783 [♪ "Winesong" by The Mary Janes playing] 704 00:27:40,159 --> 00:27:41,450 [podcaster] ...cunts. For fucking God, 705 00:27:41,451 --> 00:27:43,119 - I'm like, fuck that. - Oh, no! 706 00:27:43,120 --> 00:27:44,787 - Not again! - [podcaster] I'm risking my life for you bastards. 707 00:27:44,788 --> 00:27:47,957 [overlapping chatter] 708 00:27:47,958 --> 00:27:49,625 [podcaster] Who the fuck do you think you are?! 709 00:27:49,626 --> 00:27:53,087 ♪ Oh, lottery, say you, will you pick me ♪ 710 00:27:53,088 --> 00:27:56,048 ♪ And I'll be coming, tear you alive ♪ 711 00:27:56,049 --> 00:27:58,426 ♪ Come on, tear you alive ♪ 712 00:27:58,427 --> 00:28:02,096 ♪ You speak your mind, but then you hide it ♪ 713 00:28:02,097 --> 00:28:06,017 ♪ When the fight's not on your side ♪ 714 00:28:06,018 --> 00:28:10,021 ♪ Some people say ♪ 715 00:28:10,022 --> 00:28:14,066 ♪ That you will never change ♪ 716 00:28:14,067 --> 00:28:18,821 ♪ That you're using me 'cause I'm easy ♪ 717 00:28:18,822 --> 00:28:23,659 ♪ But I will prevail ♪ 718 00:28:23,660 --> 00:28:26,162 ♪ And then the full shot of wine ♪ 719 00:28:26,163 --> 00:28:28,289 ♪ Sticking sense into your rhyme ♪ 720 00:28:28,290 --> 00:28:31,000 ♪ Watch me come on, tear you alive ♪ 721 00:28:31,001 --> 00:28:33,502 ♪ Come on and tear you alive ♪ 722 00:28:33,503 --> 00:28:36,756 ♪ Oh, what a line, oh, what a find ♪ 723 00:28:36,757 --> 00:28:39,717 ♪ That has me come on and tear you alive ♪ 724 00:28:39,718 --> 00:28:42,136 ♪ Come on and tear you alive ♪ 725 00:28:42,137 --> 00:28:46,183 ♪ Oh, lottery, please pick me and I'll be... ♪