1 00:00:04,905 --> 00:00:05,005 . 2 00:00:05,155 --> 00:00:06,999 [dramatic music] 3 00:00:07,065 --> 00:00:08,508 - I'm back at Rutgers today 4 00:00:08,575 --> 00:00:10,903 and not just because I'm dating a student. 5 00:00:11,003 --> 00:00:12,112 Two years ago, 6 00:00:12,179 --> 00:00:14,615 Rutgers Stadium was renamed in honor 7 00:00:14,648 --> 00:00:17,017 of the Scarlet Knights' own Reggie Dinkins, 8 00:00:17,117 --> 00:00:19,845 until his gambling scandal took him from GOAT 9 00:00:19,912 --> 00:00:22,089 to goat, the old version. 10 00:00:22,155 --> 00:00:23,524 That means "bad." 11 00:00:23,590 --> 00:00:25,692 [giggling] Curtis, no, they'll see! 12 00:00:25,759 --> 00:00:27,394 [laughs] 13 00:00:27,461 --> 00:00:28,795 But earlier today, 14 00:00:28,829 --> 00:00:31,064 the stadium finally got a new name, 15 00:00:31,131 --> 00:00:33,567 honoring another famous Rutgers alum, 16 00:00:33,667 --> 00:00:36,503 "Ally McBeal" star Calista Flockhart, 17 00:00:36,537 --> 00:00:39,806 because she was "the opposite" of Reggie Dinkins. 18 00:00:39,840 --> 00:00:42,501 - [voice breaking] Of all the things I lost... 19 00:00:42,534 --> 00:00:44,411 that one hurt. 20 00:00:44,478 --> 00:00:48,015 Alma mater means "nourishing mother" in Latin, 21 00:00:48,048 --> 00:00:49,942 so it's like my own mother replaced me 22 00:00:50,042 --> 00:00:51,585 with Calista Flockhart. 23 00:00:51,652 --> 00:00:54,321 - This is good. Reggie, this is the process. 24 00:00:54,388 --> 00:00:55,714 Keep going. 25 00:00:55,781 --> 00:00:57,157 - When I was eight, a rat crawled 26 00:00:57,224 --> 00:00:58,825 up our toilet bowl and went in my butt! 27 00:00:58,859 --> 00:01:00,661 - All right, let's end there. 28 00:01:00,761 --> 00:01:02,930 Today was a breakthrough. 29 00:01:03,030 --> 00:01:05,165 You see, in the immersive-documentary process, 30 00:01:05,198 --> 00:01:07,100 there is a stage known as embedding-- 31 00:01:07,167 --> 00:01:09,561 months, sometimes longer, spent gaining trust, 32 00:01:09,628 --> 00:01:12,973 until, finally, one day, the subject reveals... 33 00:01:13,040 --> 00:01:15,075 [imitating dolphin] 34 00:01:15,142 --> 00:01:16,944 Which is, of course, dolphin for, 35 00:01:17,044 --> 00:01:18,512 "I'm horny, and I trust you." 36 00:01:18,545 --> 00:01:20,714 [laughter] 37 00:01:20,781 --> 00:01:23,375 - [laughing oddly] Yeah. That's so good. 38 00:01:23,408 --> 00:01:25,978 - Hey, you know, I want to hate her for what she did to you, 39 00:01:26,078 --> 00:01:28,188 but she makes Harrison Ford happy, so... 40 00:01:28,322 --> 00:01:32,084 - Hey, Reg, you want to shoot some hoops? 41 00:01:32,150 --> 00:01:35,228 He's my best friend! [game ringing] 42 00:01:35,262 --> 00:01:36,722 Erase that! 43 00:01:36,755 --> 00:01:43,737 - ♪ "The Fall and Rise of Reggie Dinkins" ♪ 44 00:01:43,804 --> 00:01:45,739 - I have a new assistant. 45 00:01:45,806 --> 00:01:49,242 Ashley's OnlyFans got picked up to series by Hulu. 46 00:01:49,276 --> 00:01:52,604 So I jumped at the chance to uplift another woman of color 47 00:01:52,671 --> 00:01:55,741 when I got Shaneequinniii's email. 48 00:01:57,651 --> 00:01:59,720 - I'm Shane E. Quinn III, 49 00:01:59,753 --> 00:02:03,056 and this is my first job ever. 50 00:02:03,190 --> 00:02:04,658 - Good morning. 51 00:02:04,725 --> 00:02:07,227 And I've got some good news. 52 00:02:07,260 --> 00:02:10,414 I got you your first interview in seven years. 53 00:02:10,447 --> 00:02:12,691 See what happens when you put good things out there? 54 00:02:12,791 --> 00:02:14,568 - You know what? 55 00:02:14,601 --> 00:02:17,337 One of you kids gets my watch. 56 00:02:17,404 --> 00:02:20,173 [children shouting happily] You deserve it! 57 00:02:20,273 --> 00:02:22,092 So who wants a piece? "60 Minutes"? 58 00:02:22,125 --> 00:02:23,368 The theme song. 59 00:02:23,468 --> 00:02:24,536 Tick, tick, tick, tick. 60 00:02:24,636 --> 00:02:26,271 That's a banger! 61 00:02:26,304 --> 00:02:28,248 - Well, it's the "60 Minutes" of Monmouth County-- 62 00:02:28,315 --> 00:02:30,417 the "Monmouth County Register." 63 00:02:30,450 --> 00:02:32,586 - Is that, like, a newspaper? 64 00:02:32,619 --> 00:02:34,721 - Okay, I know it's small potatoes-- 65 00:02:34,788 --> 00:02:36,623 - But, Reggie, you like small potatoes. 66 00:02:36,690 --> 00:02:39,151 Remember the fingerling ones at the place with the rosemary? 67 00:02:39,217 --> 00:02:40,827 - I did like those potatoes. 68 00:02:40,894 --> 00:02:43,321 - Or here's a real reason to do it. 69 00:02:43,388 --> 00:02:45,599 It's a chance to capitalize on that momentum. 70 00:02:45,666 --> 00:02:47,034 I spoke to the reporter. 71 00:02:47,134 --> 00:02:49,436 She doesn't even want to talk about gambling. 72 00:02:49,503 --> 00:02:51,104 - Really? That's Smurftastic. 73 00:02:51,238 --> 00:02:53,040 I can say that now that Rihanna is a Smurf. 74 00:02:53,106 --> 00:02:54,841 - Good, 'cause I already said yes. 75 00:02:54,908 --> 00:02:56,643 The reporter and the photographer 76 00:02:56,676 --> 00:02:58,078 will be here at 4:00. 77 00:02:58,178 --> 00:03:00,113 - Finally, I can just talk about the good stuff, 78 00:03:00,147 --> 00:03:02,240 like that time I did the Lambeau Leap, 79 00:03:02,340 --> 00:03:04,117 and I gave one of the guys that caught me 80 00:03:04,251 --> 00:03:06,053 an alibi in a murder case. 81 00:03:06,153 --> 00:03:08,246 - Yeah, that was Smurftastic. 82 00:03:08,313 --> 00:03:09,923 - You can't say that! 83 00:03:09,990 --> 00:03:12,526 - I think just don't talk about football at all. 84 00:03:12,592 --> 00:03:14,494 We want readers to meet you now-- 85 00:03:14,561 --> 00:03:16,396 the father, the fiancé, 86 00:03:16,496 --> 00:03:18,924 a man who's not defined by his past. 87 00:03:18,990 --> 00:03:20,434 - "Readers"? 88 00:03:20,534 --> 00:03:22,302 No one reads anymore. 89 00:03:22,335 --> 00:03:24,905 - Yeah, they didn't even teach us how to read at Oberlin. 90 00:03:25,005 --> 00:03:27,007 - The news is pictures now, Reggie. 91 00:03:27,074 --> 00:03:29,943 So just do what you're told and take a good picture. 92 00:03:30,010 --> 00:03:32,671 It'll be good practice for the wedding. 93 00:03:32,704 --> 00:03:35,515 - Brina and Reggie have been engaged for over a year, 94 00:03:35,549 --> 00:03:38,110 and he still hasn't asked me to be his best man? 95 00:03:38,210 --> 00:03:40,053 [scoffs] Why? 96 00:03:40,153 --> 00:03:41,947 You know? 97 00:03:42,047 --> 00:03:43,215 Is it because of my toast 98 00:03:43,281 --> 00:03:45,292 at his and Monica's 10th anniversary party? 99 00:03:45,392 --> 00:03:48,028 I don't understand how we can all be celebrating 100 00:03:48,061 --> 00:03:51,498 when there's 33 Chilean miners under the ground right now. 101 00:03:51,565 --> 00:03:56,002 Go away. Go away! [body thuds] 102 00:03:56,103 --> 00:03:58,029 I'm sorry about that guy. 103 00:03:58,063 --> 00:04:00,173 So what, now that they're, like, friends, 104 00:04:00,207 --> 00:04:03,568 I mean, what if-- what if Reggie chooses Tobin? 105 00:04:03,635 --> 00:04:06,571 You know, what is that best-man speech gonna be like? 106 00:04:06,638 --> 00:04:08,115 [English accent] Well, you know, um, 107 00:04:08,181 --> 00:04:10,117 when Reggie rather approached one 108 00:04:10,183 --> 00:04:11,885 about, uh--well, that, um-- 109 00:04:11,952 --> 00:04:13,453 I, uh--I meant to say-- 110 00:04:13,553 --> 00:04:15,288 God dang it, he's so charming 111 00:04:15,355 --> 00:04:19,025 - Hmm, I do photograph well. 112 00:04:19,159 --> 00:04:20,961 Rusty! 113 00:04:21,027 --> 00:04:23,321 I have to take an amazing picture. 114 00:04:23,421 --> 00:04:25,932 I got a job for you. - You can count on me, Reggie. 115 00:04:26,032 --> 00:04:27,717 Yeah, me. 116 00:04:27,751 --> 00:04:30,103 Not you! 117 00:04:33,098 --> 00:04:34,474 - Right there. 118 00:04:34,574 --> 00:04:36,476 What is that outfit? 119 00:04:36,543 --> 00:04:39,079 - The power of suggestion, Monica. 120 00:04:39,112 --> 00:04:42,182 This green shirt is actually my old Jets jersey, 121 00:04:42,249 --> 00:04:44,910 to remind people I played for the Jets. 122 00:04:44,943 --> 00:04:46,570 - And so what, the yellow jacket 123 00:04:46,603 --> 00:04:49,089 is supposed to be like the one that you get from Hall of Fame? 124 00:04:49,156 --> 00:04:53,093 - And yet I said nothing. 125 00:04:53,160 --> 00:04:57,297 - Oh, please tell me that's not what I think it is. 126 00:04:57,364 --> 00:04:59,257 - It's his Rutgers Stadium bust. 127 00:04:59,291 --> 00:05:01,026 - [yelps] What the hell is that? 128 00:05:01,126 --> 00:05:03,295 - It's my bust. - Oh, God, no. 129 00:05:03,361 --> 00:05:05,839 - And she-- statues are like boats-- 130 00:05:05,939 --> 00:05:07,808 deserves to be seen. 131 00:05:07,874 --> 00:05:10,310 I mean, come on, which one's the mom, right? 132 00:05:10,377 --> 00:05:11,578 - No. 133 00:05:11,611 --> 00:05:13,814 I don't want that jacked-up thing in our house. 134 00:05:13,914 --> 00:05:15,515 - Reggie, come on. 135 00:05:15,582 --> 00:05:17,751 This is not what we discussed. - Sure it is. 136 00:05:17,784 --> 00:05:22,422 I'll say whatever you want, but this is my visual story. 137 00:05:22,556 --> 00:05:25,258 - So your story is sad, old jock 138 00:05:25,292 --> 00:05:27,194 literally clings to the past? 139 00:05:27,294 --> 00:05:30,622 - Right, you want me to focus on my life now. 140 00:05:30,655 --> 00:05:33,400 Like my son, Carmelo, who was just named 141 00:05:33,500 --> 00:05:36,403 to this weekend's tri-state all-star game, 142 00:05:36,469 --> 00:05:39,064 continuing my football legacy. 143 00:05:39,164 --> 00:05:40,665 Oh, football? 144 00:05:40,732 --> 00:05:42,300 I broke another Monica rule. 145 00:05:42,334 --> 00:05:44,211 I hope I don't go to Monica jail 146 00:05:44,311 --> 00:05:46,646 and get murdered like Monica Jeffrey Epstein. 147 00:05:46,713 --> 00:05:48,648 - I forgot about Carmelo. 148 00:05:48,682 --> 00:05:51,952 I mean, could Reggie ask him to be his best man? 149 00:05:51,985 --> 00:05:54,087 He's only 17, okay? 150 00:05:54,154 --> 00:05:56,423 So he's not even a man, okay? 151 00:05:56,489 --> 00:05:58,984 And there's no such thing as best boy. 152 00:05:59,017 --> 00:06:01,586 Well, there is on a movie set, but we're not making a movie. 153 00:06:01,686 --> 00:06:04,164 Oh, my God, no, we are! 154 00:06:04,231 --> 00:06:07,067 [bird cawing] 155 00:06:07,133 --> 00:06:10,036 [thunder rumbling] 156 00:06:10,103 --> 00:06:12,664 [eerie music] 157 00:06:12,697 --> 00:06:15,008 - When did it get so spooky up in here? 158 00:06:15,075 --> 00:06:16,743 - When I'm done with that thing, 159 00:06:16,810 --> 00:06:18,745 there won't be anything left of it. 160 00:06:18,812 --> 00:06:25,819 ♪ ♪ 161 00:06:25,886 --> 00:06:27,454 - It's okay. 162 00:06:27,520 --> 00:06:30,590 Who would ever suspect Shane? 163 00:06:30,657 --> 00:06:32,626 - What? 164 00:06:32,692 --> 00:06:35,120 - You're his friend. 165 00:06:35,220 --> 00:06:37,455 Just be cool. 166 00:06:37,522 --> 00:06:40,350 Be cool, you stupid hog! 167 00:06:40,383 --> 00:06:42,068 - Yikes. 168 00:06:42,168 --> 00:06:47,874 ♪ ♪ 169 00:06:47,941 --> 00:06:51,303 Siri, music off! 170 00:06:51,369 --> 00:06:53,872 She's gone. 171 00:06:53,905 --> 00:06:55,749 Who did this? 172 00:07:00,987 --> 00:07:01,171 . 173 00:07:01,313 --> 00:07:03,023 My Rutgers bust is missing, 174 00:07:03,089 --> 00:07:05,191 and any one of you could have taken it. 175 00:07:05,258 --> 00:07:06,393 - I didn't. 176 00:07:06,493 --> 00:07:08,820 But whoever did is a hero. 177 00:07:08,887 --> 00:07:11,231 That thing was jank-key. 178 00:07:11,298 --> 00:07:14,526 - Way to remove yourself from the suspect list--not! 179 00:07:14,592 --> 00:07:15,936 "Wayne's World." 180 00:07:16,036 --> 00:07:17,604 - Is that, like, Lil Wayne's podcast? 181 00:07:17,704 --> 00:07:19,372 - Don't distract me with your youth. 182 00:07:19,439 --> 00:07:21,374 You're the one that said you didn't want 183 00:07:21,441 --> 00:07:22,701 the statue in the house! 184 00:07:22,767 --> 00:07:24,894 - [yelps] What the hell is that? 185 00:07:24,928 --> 00:07:27,364 - Hey, buddy, you know it wasn't me, okay? 186 00:07:27,430 --> 00:07:28,782 I said I liked the statue. 187 00:07:28,848 --> 00:07:30,742 - I noticed that. 188 00:07:30,842 --> 00:07:34,087 I also noticed your pants on fire from lying. 189 00:07:34,154 --> 00:07:35,622 You have a tell, Rusty. 190 00:07:35,689 --> 00:07:37,782 When you lie... 191 00:07:37,882 --> 00:07:39,893 you lick your lips. 192 00:07:39,993 --> 00:07:43,029 - And she-- sculptures are like boats-- 193 00:07:43,096 --> 00:07:44,464 deserves to be seen. 194 00:07:44,531 --> 00:07:47,300 [laughs] I mean, come on, which one's the mom, right? 195 00:07:47,367 --> 00:07:49,402 [laughs] 196 00:07:49,469 --> 00:07:52,205 No, I don't! 197 00:07:52,238 --> 00:07:55,008 - Hey, Shaneequinniii, y'all shady. 198 00:07:55,075 --> 00:07:56,743 Why was you wearing rubber gloves? 199 00:07:56,810 --> 00:07:58,745 - Who would ever suspect Shane? 200 00:07:58,812 --> 00:08:02,482 I was burying a bird that hit a window. 201 00:08:02,549 --> 00:08:04,484 - White people do do that. 202 00:08:04,584 --> 00:08:06,219 - Reggie, look, we all know 203 00:08:06,252 --> 00:08:08,321 how much that statue means to you. 204 00:08:08,388 --> 00:08:10,323 - Do you? I kept it because someday 205 00:08:10,390 --> 00:08:12,283 it was going back in the stadium. 206 00:08:12,384 --> 00:08:13,760 That's my stadium. 207 00:08:13,860 --> 00:08:16,663 That's the house that Reggie Dinkins built. 208 00:08:16,763 --> 00:08:18,423 - I want that, too, Reggie. 209 00:08:18,490 --> 00:08:20,834 And this interview is the way to get there. 210 00:08:20,934 --> 00:08:22,035 So get your head in the game 211 00:08:22,102 --> 00:08:24,571 and stop playing Blackatha Christie. 212 00:08:24,637 --> 00:08:27,273 - First of all, that's a great idea for a movie. 213 00:08:27,340 --> 00:08:32,003 Second of all, I haven't even gotten to Arthur Tobin yet. 214 00:08:32,103 --> 00:08:33,747 - Yeah, if we're all suspects, 215 00:08:33,813 --> 00:08:35,615 then that includes him, too, right? 216 00:08:35,682 --> 00:08:37,283 - Wait. Me? - Yes. 217 00:08:37,384 --> 00:08:39,552 This drama's great for your little movie. 218 00:08:39,619 --> 00:08:41,613 - Yeah, you got here, like, two months ago. 219 00:08:41,646 --> 00:08:42,947 You're not one of us. 220 00:08:43,014 --> 00:08:44,557 - Reggie, why would I compromise 221 00:08:44,624 --> 00:08:45,825 the trust that we built up? 222 00:08:45,925 --> 00:08:48,019 After the breakthrough we had this morning, 223 00:08:48,086 --> 00:08:50,663 taking your prized sculpture is the very last thing I would do. 224 00:08:50,730 --> 00:08:52,198 - Really? Last thing? 225 00:08:52,232 --> 00:08:54,501 Ahead of marrying Hitler? 226 00:08:54,601 --> 00:08:56,970 - I am purely an observer. 227 00:08:57,070 --> 00:08:59,155 Uh, while filming in Madagascar, 228 00:08:59,189 --> 00:09:02,367 I watched a sloth kill itself rather than intervene. 229 00:09:02,434 --> 00:09:04,277 It took four days. 230 00:09:04,344 --> 00:09:06,337 And I don't know where it got that gun. 231 00:09:06,438 --> 00:09:08,206 So I am not going to interfere here. 232 00:09:08,273 --> 00:09:10,450 But I do know who stole the bust. 233 00:09:10,517 --> 00:09:13,486 - Well, I'm convinced. Arthur did it. 234 00:09:13,553 --> 00:09:14,654 Case closed. 235 00:09:14,721 --> 00:09:16,815 Now, let's go over your talking points. 236 00:09:16,881 --> 00:09:18,625 - An obvious diversion. 237 00:09:18,691 --> 00:09:20,493 Earlier I overheard you on the phone saying... 238 00:09:20,593 --> 00:09:22,187 - When I'm done with that thing, 239 00:09:22,287 --> 00:09:23,813 there won't be anything left of it. 240 00:09:23,880 --> 00:09:27,826 - What exactly is "that thing"? - It's none of your business. 241 00:09:27,859 --> 00:09:31,062 But if it makes this go faster, 242 00:09:31,162 --> 00:09:33,064 I connected with a gentleman online 243 00:09:33,164 --> 00:09:35,333 and was describing my plan for later. 244 00:09:35,366 --> 00:09:36,810 - Oh, dear. 245 00:09:36,843 --> 00:09:38,812 - Subject change-- what about Brina? 246 00:09:38,878 --> 00:09:42,182 So beautiful and thick, but the plot is thicker. 247 00:09:42,282 --> 00:09:44,676 - I didn't do anything. - Yes, you did. 248 00:09:44,709 --> 00:09:46,578 You walked all sneaky, 249 00:09:46,678 --> 00:09:49,055 creeping like TLC. 250 00:09:49,155 --> 00:09:50,824 - I had just painted my toenails. 251 00:09:50,890 --> 00:09:53,226 - Oh, you gonna tell me you do your own nails? 252 00:09:53,326 --> 00:09:56,096 - Usually I don't, but my girl Rosa's totally booked up 253 00:09:56,162 --> 00:09:58,264 'cause Cardi B's on trial. 254 00:09:58,331 --> 00:10:00,058 - Are you done? 255 00:10:00,158 --> 00:10:02,393 - We ain't done until one of you fesses up. 256 00:10:02,494 --> 00:10:05,038 I'm always being lectured about owning my own mistakes. 257 00:10:05,104 --> 00:10:07,765 But you people won't do it yourselves. 258 00:10:07,832 --> 00:10:09,108 - What's going on? 259 00:10:09,142 --> 00:10:10,343 Oh. 260 00:10:10,376 --> 00:10:12,178 Are--are we doing Uncle Rusty's intervention? 261 00:10:12,245 --> 00:10:13,546 I'll get my letter. 262 00:10:13,613 --> 00:10:15,031 - It's not that, son. 263 00:10:15,098 --> 00:10:16,983 Something terrible has happened. 264 00:10:17,016 --> 00:10:19,944 - And I'm not addicted to the trampoline park, okay? 265 00:10:20,011 --> 00:10:22,238 I can stop whenever I want. 266 00:10:22,272 --> 00:10:24,124 Just please don't take that away from me. 267 00:10:24,224 --> 00:10:25,625 It's the only thing I have. 268 00:10:28,019 --> 00:10:31,548 - So the bust is just gone? 269 00:10:31,614 --> 00:10:33,416 - One of you's in trouble. 270 00:10:33,449 --> 00:10:35,560 I got my Dr. Watson with me now, 271 00:10:35,627 --> 00:10:38,530 which makes me Dr. Watson's dad. 272 00:10:38,563 --> 00:10:39,931 - Come on. 273 00:10:40,031 --> 00:10:42,876 Do you really have to drag the boy into your nonsense? 274 00:10:42,909 --> 00:10:45,278 - Yes, I do, Monica, because he's the only one 275 00:10:45,378 --> 00:10:48,915 in the family that understands where I'm coming from. 276 00:10:48,982 --> 00:10:50,733 - Okay, I'm just gonna say it. 277 00:10:50,800 --> 00:10:52,986 Reggie choosing his son to be his best man 278 00:10:53,086 --> 00:10:54,988 would be nepotism. 279 00:10:55,088 --> 00:10:56,990 - One day you might play for Rutgers. 280 00:10:57,056 --> 00:10:58,825 And you do not want to rub 281 00:10:58,892 --> 00:11:00,919 Calista Flockhart's bangs for luck. 282 00:11:00,985 --> 00:11:02,253 No. 283 00:11:02,320 --> 00:11:04,489 You want to kiss your daddy's head's mouth. 284 00:11:04,589 --> 00:11:05,949 - "Bangs"? 285 00:11:05,982 --> 00:11:08,001 Wait, so the bust is season 3 "Ally McBeal"? 286 00:11:08,034 --> 00:11:09,419 - Wait, hold on. 287 00:11:11,037 --> 00:11:12,605 Is that a ear? 288 00:11:12,705 --> 00:11:14,265 - That's my bust's ear! 289 00:11:14,332 --> 00:11:16,242 [all gasping] 290 00:11:16,276 --> 00:11:19,913 We are no longer looking for a thief, Carmelo. 291 00:11:19,979 --> 00:11:22,106 We're looking for a murderer. 292 00:11:22,140 --> 00:11:23,783 - [screams] 293 00:11:23,850 --> 00:11:26,978 - [scoffs] How does bronze just break? 294 00:11:27,078 --> 00:11:28,279 - Actually, it's not bronze. 295 00:11:28,313 --> 00:11:29,948 When my bust was made, 296 00:11:30,014 --> 00:11:32,825 there was a bronze shortage because of the Olympics. 297 00:11:32,926 --> 00:11:35,161 - And you would know that if any of you gave 298 00:11:35,261 --> 00:11:37,622 a single dang eff about his life! 299 00:11:37,689 --> 00:11:40,066 [alarm ringing] - Lord, today. 300 00:11:40,133 --> 00:11:41,834 The interview is in an hour. 301 00:11:41,901 --> 00:11:44,270 How long are you going to do this? 302 00:11:44,337 --> 00:11:46,664 - It ain't up to me. It's up to y'all. 303 00:11:49,108 --> 00:11:50,660 Okay. 304 00:11:50,693 --> 00:11:53,313 We gonna see how good you can lie to me one-on-one. 305 00:11:53,379 --> 00:11:55,815 Shane, you in the box. 306 00:11:55,882 --> 00:11:58,351 Would you like a soda, Shane? - Yeah. 307 00:11:58,451 --> 00:12:00,803 - Carmelo, get him a soda. 308 00:12:05,950 --> 00:12:07,160 - Arthur. 309 00:12:07,226 --> 00:12:09,028 I need to talk to you. - To me? 310 00:12:09,128 --> 00:12:11,155 You need to go talk some sense into your ex-husband. 311 00:12:11,189 --> 00:12:12,465 - You've seen me try! 312 00:12:12,532 --> 00:12:14,392 But when he thinks he's been wronged, 313 00:12:14,459 --> 00:12:15,802 he's like a dog with a bone. 314 00:12:15,835 --> 00:12:18,229 Or me with a key lime pie Yoplait. 315 00:12:18,329 --> 00:12:19,973 - Sorry, what are we talking about? 316 00:12:20,006 --> 00:12:21,858 - Look, today is actually a big deal, 317 00:12:21,891 --> 00:12:23,534 but this bust situation-- - Yeah. 318 00:12:23,635 --> 00:12:25,478 Is threatening to blow it all up--believe me, I get it. 319 00:12:25,511 --> 00:12:27,213 Reggie was finally starting to open up to me. 320 00:12:27,313 --> 00:12:28,915 - Well, you're the one to fix it. 321 00:12:29,015 --> 00:12:30,867 Just go look at the footage. 322 00:12:30,900 --> 00:12:33,519 And if you can end this, please, just do it. 323 00:12:33,586 --> 00:12:35,413 - Monica, no. Ethically, I-- 324 00:12:35,513 --> 00:12:37,523 - I know an interview with the "Monmouth County Register" 325 00:12:37,590 --> 00:12:39,559 isn't a big win, but it is a win. 326 00:12:39,659 --> 00:12:42,862 We're just starting to finally make some progress here. 327 00:12:42,962 --> 00:12:46,399 But Reggie's in no place to talk to anyone right now. 328 00:12:46,499 --> 00:12:48,851 - They gonna love you in prison. 329 00:12:48,918 --> 00:12:51,938 - Arthur, please, help me out here. 330 00:12:53,931 --> 00:12:55,708 - When I became a documentarian, 331 00:12:55,775 --> 00:12:58,044 I made a vow to remain forever curious, 332 00:12:58,111 --> 00:12:59,912 steadfastly objective, 333 00:13:00,013 --> 00:13:02,048 and insufferable at dinner parties. 334 00:13:02,148 --> 00:13:04,450 Today I break 335 00:13:04,550 --> 00:13:07,687 the middle part of that vow. 336 00:13:07,754 --> 00:13:10,748 - No, I don't want that jacked-up thing in our house. 337 00:13:16,779 --> 00:13:19,132 [object shatters] 338 00:13:30,535 --> 00:13:32,145 - [sighs] 339 00:13:32,211 --> 00:13:33,646 - For posterity, 340 00:13:33,746 --> 00:13:38,609 I do want to explain why I had to frame Brina. 341 00:13:43,306 --> 00:13:43,448 . 342 00:13:43,589 --> 00:13:45,425 - Why wouldn't you say something, baby? 343 00:13:45,525 --> 00:13:46,926 You know I'd forgive you. 344 00:13:47,026 --> 00:13:49,087 - You see, of all the available scapegoats, 345 00:13:49,153 --> 00:13:51,264 Brina was by far the most readily forgiven. 346 00:13:51,364 --> 00:13:53,299 And if it came out that I broke the bust, 347 00:13:53,399 --> 00:13:55,268 imagine the damage to the embedding process, 348 00:13:55,368 --> 00:13:56,436 you know, and the film. 349 00:13:56,536 --> 00:13:58,571 If Shakespeare were alive today, 350 00:13:58,638 --> 00:14:00,540 he would say, the film's the thing. 351 00:14:00,606 --> 00:14:02,642 [breathes shakily] Right? 352 00:14:02,675 --> 00:14:04,469 - Obviously, I did it. 353 00:14:06,346 --> 00:14:09,507 I just don't remember doing it. 354 00:14:09,574 --> 00:14:11,350 - Bri, what are you saying? 355 00:14:11,417 --> 00:14:15,488 - Reggie, you never met my aunts, 356 00:14:15,588 --> 00:14:17,790 my dad's sisters, 357 00:14:17,824 --> 00:14:20,351 because they live in a insane asylum. 358 00:14:20,451 --> 00:14:22,995 They went crazy right around my age. 359 00:14:23,029 --> 00:14:25,965 They'd black out, and things would happen. 360 00:14:26,065 --> 00:14:27,600 Furniture'd go missing, 361 00:14:27,667 --> 00:14:29,502 the fireplace would fill with dolls, 362 00:14:29,535 --> 00:14:31,137 and whenever there was a storm, 363 00:14:31,237 --> 00:14:33,372 Aunt Wendy would disappear for a few days 364 00:14:33,439 --> 00:14:36,676 and say she'd been to see the Wizard of Oz-- 365 00:14:36,776 --> 00:14:38,277 not even the Wiz. 366 00:14:38,344 --> 00:14:39,645 - So the white one? 367 00:14:39,712 --> 00:14:41,047 That's nuts. 368 00:14:41,114 --> 00:14:43,941 - This is what I've been afraid of since I was a little girl. 369 00:14:44,008 --> 00:14:46,043 [gasps] I have it. 370 00:14:46,110 --> 00:14:48,388 I have the sickness. Oh! 371 00:14:48,488 --> 00:14:50,047 - I would not have singled out Brina 372 00:14:50,114 --> 00:14:51,524 if I had known about the Wiz thing. 373 00:14:51,624 --> 00:14:53,326 I just thought that Brina would say she didn't do it. 374 00:14:53,426 --> 00:14:55,595 Reggie wouldn't believe her. Brina would get furious. 375 00:14:55,661 --> 00:14:57,722 Reggie would get turned on. Problem solved. 376 00:14:57,822 --> 00:14:59,799 I certainly did not think that Brina would blame 377 00:14:59,832 --> 00:15:02,335 the black mark that God put on Grandmama Evans's name. 378 00:15:02,435 --> 00:15:05,738 - It's the black mark that God put on Grandmama Evans' name. 379 00:15:05,838 --> 00:15:07,640 - No, baby, don't say that. - No! 380 00:15:07,740 --> 00:15:09,242 I don't even remember 381 00:15:09,342 --> 00:15:11,844 destroying something that you love. 382 00:15:11,944 --> 00:15:16,816 How could I trust myself to be a good wife or mother? 383 00:15:16,883 --> 00:15:18,743 Oh, I have to call off this wedding. 384 00:15:18,843 --> 00:15:20,645 - Oh, no, no, no, no, no. Please, please, stop. 385 00:15:20,711 --> 00:15:22,855 Dear God, it was me. I did it. I broke the bust. 386 00:15:22,955 --> 00:15:24,257 I'm so sorry. 387 00:15:30,196 --> 00:15:32,181 Oh, no! [bust shatters] 388 00:15:35,201 --> 00:15:37,228 - But I don't like the bust. 389 00:15:37,261 --> 00:15:38,671 - No, that part was real. 390 00:15:38,738 --> 00:15:40,406 Yes, earlier you said it looked like 391 00:15:40,506 --> 00:15:42,041 a rotted jack-o-lantern of Shrek. 392 00:15:42,141 --> 00:15:43,276 - Damn, girl, you cold. 393 00:15:43,376 --> 00:15:45,411 - But the rest was all just editing trickery. 394 00:15:45,511 --> 00:15:47,380 The shot of you sneaking into the living room 395 00:15:47,413 --> 00:15:48,606 was from last month. 396 00:15:48,673 --> 00:15:50,341 You were tiptoeing to avoid Rusty. 397 00:15:50,408 --> 00:15:53,519 - I was sick of answering his questions about "Severance." 398 00:15:53,586 --> 00:15:55,254 - I've just got one question. 399 00:15:55,288 --> 00:15:56,714 We're two seasons in, 400 00:15:56,781 --> 00:15:59,125 and no one's trying to have sex with Mr. Milchick? 401 00:15:59,192 --> 00:16:03,888 - But wait, we all just saw her throw the bust into the trash. 402 00:16:03,955 --> 00:16:05,698 - Yeah, so, Monica, you remember earlier 403 00:16:05,765 --> 00:16:07,458 when you caught me coming out of the bathroom? 404 00:16:07,558 --> 00:16:09,402 - You couldn't have used the bathroom, 405 00:16:09,502 --> 00:16:11,904 because I destroyed the toilet hours ago. 406 00:16:11,938 --> 00:16:13,698 I had Chilean oysters for breakfast. 407 00:16:13,764 --> 00:16:15,274 That's why I was wearing those gloves, 408 00:16:15,308 --> 00:16:16,609 was to try to fix it. 409 00:16:16,709 --> 00:16:17,969 Mystery solved. 410 00:16:18,035 --> 00:16:20,571 - That was not the mystery, Shane. 411 00:16:20,638 --> 00:16:22,548 - And I-I didn't go in there to use the facilities. 412 00:16:22,582 --> 00:16:24,717 I just went in so I could go out the window, 413 00:16:24,784 --> 00:16:26,052 sneak back inside, 414 00:16:26,152 --> 00:16:28,921 and run upstairs to borrow... 415 00:16:28,988 --> 00:16:30,573 a couple of things. 416 00:16:32,859 --> 00:16:36,128 And then I popped back in through the loo window and... 417 00:16:36,229 --> 00:16:37,330 Yeah. 418 00:16:39,999 --> 00:16:41,467 - You touched my wig? 419 00:16:41,567 --> 00:16:42,735 Jail! 420 00:16:42,802 --> 00:16:44,270 - My Irish friends were right about you people. 421 00:16:44,370 --> 00:16:46,606 - You played me--this is supposed to be a documentary 422 00:16:46,706 --> 00:16:48,040 about the Hall of Fame. 423 00:16:48,107 --> 00:16:49,108 What are we doing? 424 00:16:49,141 --> 00:16:51,143 - You almost got the wedding canceled. 425 00:16:51,244 --> 00:16:53,004 I should kick you in half! 426 00:16:53,070 --> 00:16:54,947 - You had me thinking I was crazy! 427 00:16:55,047 --> 00:16:57,984 - This is really gonna hurt the embedding process. 428 00:16:58,017 --> 00:17:00,853 [overlapping shouting] 429 00:17:00,920 --> 00:17:02,221 - We loved you! 430 00:17:02,288 --> 00:17:04,290 - Stop! 431 00:17:04,323 --> 00:17:07,151 Everybody just stop. 432 00:17:07,184 --> 00:17:10,730 Dad, Mr. Tobin didn't break your statue. 433 00:17:10,796 --> 00:17:14,000 When he knocked it over, it was already busted. 434 00:17:14,100 --> 00:17:15,284 By me. 435 00:17:17,461 --> 00:17:20,339 I just couldn't bring myself to tell you how it happened. 436 00:17:20,373 --> 00:17:22,833 - You son of a bitch. 437 00:17:26,070 --> 00:17:26,212 . 438 00:17:26,437 --> 00:17:28,481 - You broke it? But you weren't even here. 439 00:17:28,514 --> 00:17:30,149 - Actually, I got out of school early 440 00:17:30,182 --> 00:17:31,876 because it's Straight White Pride Day. 441 00:17:31,943 --> 00:17:33,945 - Did they always have that? That feels new. 442 00:17:34,011 --> 00:17:38,557 - And after I accidentally messed up your statue... 443 00:17:40,126 --> 00:17:41,827 Oh, no, no, no. 444 00:17:41,861 --> 00:17:43,362 I ran and hid at Todd's house. 445 00:17:43,396 --> 00:17:44,830 - I don't know about that Todd. 446 00:17:44,931 --> 00:17:46,899 Calling me Monica like he grown. 447 00:17:46,966 --> 00:17:48,568 - You gave quite the performance. 448 00:17:48,634 --> 00:17:50,361 I mean, I really believed you were surprised 449 00:17:50,394 --> 00:17:52,071 when you got home. - No, I was. 450 00:17:52,138 --> 00:17:55,474 Dad, when I left, the statue wasn't missing. 451 00:17:55,574 --> 00:17:57,568 I thought somebody was messing with me. 452 00:17:57,668 --> 00:17:59,045 - Hang on. 453 00:17:59,145 --> 00:18:00,646 I love that bust. 454 00:18:00,746 --> 00:18:03,341 But, C, you're my guy. 455 00:18:03,407 --> 00:18:05,710 What made you think you had to hide this from me? 456 00:18:07,219 --> 00:18:08,721 - That's the thing. 457 00:18:08,821 --> 00:18:11,123 ♪ Dooby, dooby ♪ 458 00:18:11,157 --> 00:18:13,993 I was practicing our routine for the prep league 459 00:18:14,026 --> 00:18:15,861 a cappella showdown this Saturday. 460 00:18:15,962 --> 00:18:18,064 I have the tenor "doobys" in Mr. Fiske's arrangement 461 00:18:18,164 --> 00:18:19,357 of "Radioactive." 462 00:18:19,423 --> 00:18:21,701 - You got the "doobys"? That's amazing! 463 00:18:21,801 --> 00:18:23,736 Huh. - [mouths word] 464 00:18:23,836 --> 00:18:25,204 - No. 465 00:18:25,237 --> 00:18:27,340 Saturday's your all-star game. 466 00:18:27,373 --> 00:18:29,175 You're the starting running back. 467 00:18:29,275 --> 00:18:31,510 - And that's why I was afraid to tell you. 468 00:18:32,445 --> 00:18:35,781 I want to go to the concert instead of the game. 469 00:18:35,881 --> 00:18:38,951 That's why I couldn't stand you staring at me while I practice. 470 00:18:39,018 --> 00:18:42,288 ♪ Dooby, Daddy ♪ 471 00:18:42,355 --> 00:18:44,582 ♪ I mean dooby ♪ 472 00:18:47,193 --> 00:18:49,295 [bust shatters] 473 00:18:50,930 --> 00:18:53,099 - So you don't want to play football? 474 00:18:53,132 --> 00:18:55,401 - You didn't need to lie, Melo. 475 00:18:55,434 --> 00:18:57,903 We support you no matter what. 476 00:18:58,004 --> 00:18:59,772 Right, Reggie? 477 00:18:59,872 --> 00:19:01,298 - I'm sorry, Dad. 478 00:19:01,399 --> 00:19:04,243 I know football is your whole life. 479 00:19:04,276 --> 00:19:06,479 But maybe it's not mine. [doorbell rings] 480 00:19:06,545 --> 00:19:08,239 - [gasps] The reporter. 481 00:19:08,305 --> 00:19:11,075 Oh, good Lord. 482 00:19:11,142 --> 00:19:14,245 Oh, I can't even pull off a Reggie Dinkins interview 483 00:19:14,311 --> 00:19:16,647 in a paper they give away at the drugstore. 484 00:19:16,714 --> 00:19:19,992 Okay, I'm going to cancel. Um, I'll say it's Kwanzadan. 485 00:19:20,092 --> 00:19:22,595 She's white. She won't know it's not a thing. 486 00:19:22,662 --> 00:19:25,231 - No. I'll do the interview. 487 00:19:25,264 --> 00:19:28,167 I got some stuff to get off my chest. 488 00:19:30,736 --> 00:19:34,065 - So it was all Carmelo's fault. 489 00:19:34,131 --> 00:19:35,800 Wow, right? 490 00:19:38,310 --> 00:19:41,781 - For decades, football was my life. 491 00:19:41,881 --> 00:19:45,251 But it isn't life, 'cause football is over. 492 00:19:45,317 --> 00:19:47,186 The stuff that really counts, 493 00:19:47,253 --> 00:19:49,847 luckily, that's not going anywhere. 494 00:19:49,914 --> 00:19:53,459 I've got a fiancée who is kind and beautiful. 495 00:19:53,526 --> 00:19:55,086 And when we get married, 496 00:19:55,152 --> 00:19:58,130 my best friend is gonna be my best man. 497 00:19:58,197 --> 00:20:01,434 - So it turns out he asked me a while ago. 498 00:20:01,500 --> 00:20:04,270 I make too much earwax, okay? [laughs] 499 00:20:04,303 --> 00:20:05,971 I thought Reggie and I were having 500 00:20:06,072 --> 00:20:08,941 an emotional conversation about what's the best ham. 501 00:20:09,008 --> 00:20:11,510 [chuckles] 502 00:20:11,544 --> 00:20:13,446 It's Kirkland Signature. 503 00:20:13,512 --> 00:20:14,872 - I've got a Monica. 504 00:20:14,972 --> 00:20:19,752 Without her, I wouldn't have a career or a child--a son. 505 00:20:19,785 --> 00:20:23,322 [voice breaking] He's gonna be so much more than I ever was... 506 00:20:23,422 --> 00:20:25,791 'cause he already knows 507 00:20:25,858 --> 00:20:28,027 that football is not his life. 508 00:20:28,127 --> 00:20:29,829 [crying] 509 00:20:29,929 --> 00:20:31,831 - Okay. Cool. 510 00:20:31,864 --> 00:20:35,735 Um, just to go back to my question... 511 00:20:35,801 --> 00:20:38,729 what's your favorite sub shop here in Monmouth County? 512 00:20:38,829 --> 00:20:41,707 - [sobbing] Salami Joe's. 513 00:20:41,807 --> 00:20:44,034 Lord have mercy. 514 00:20:46,445 --> 00:20:49,381 [all vocalizing] 515 00:20:49,482 --> 00:20:54,887 ♪ ♪ 516 00:20:54,987 --> 00:20:57,481 all: ♪ Yeah ♪ 517 00:20:57,548 --> 00:20:59,859 - How you boys enjoying your new rehearsal space? 518 00:20:59,892 --> 00:21:02,328 - Oh, the acoustics are great. 519 00:21:02,394 --> 00:21:04,897 I think it's from Mr. Tobin's skull absorbing the sound. 520 00:21:04,997 --> 00:21:06,665 - Reggie, I know I deserve to be punished, 521 00:21:06,732 --> 00:21:08,934 but, please, this is worse than when I directed 522 00:21:09,034 --> 00:21:10,427 the "Imagine" video during COVID. 523 00:21:10,528 --> 00:21:12,938 - [gasps] Why'd you boys stop singing? 524 00:21:13,038 --> 00:21:14,507 You sound so nice. 525 00:21:14,573 --> 00:21:15,900 - [blows harmonica] 526 00:21:15,933 --> 00:21:17,701 Let's get weird. 527 00:21:17,768 --> 00:21:20,613 [all vocalizing "Radioactive" by Imagine Dragons] 528 00:21:20,679 --> 00:21:27,745 ♪ ♪ 529 00:21:29,989 --> 00:21:32,458 - Good night, everybody. - Good night.