1 00:00:05,197 --> 00:00:05,339 . 2 00:00:05,439 --> 00:00:07,733 - Previously on this thing... 3 00:00:07,799 --> 00:00:08,901 - I did meet someone. 4 00:00:08,967 --> 00:00:11,645 - Give me that mouth, baby! Mm. 5 00:00:11,678 --> 00:00:14,615 - Because of Narcissa, I lost my Hollywood career 6 00:00:14,648 --> 00:00:16,408 and my perfect Uber rating. 7 00:00:16,508 --> 00:00:18,018 They rate me? 8 00:00:18,118 --> 00:00:19,853 If I hadn't left LA without saying goodbye, 9 00:00:19,953 --> 00:00:22,022 I don't know if I'd even be alive today. 10 00:00:22,089 --> 00:00:23,524 - Mr. Tobin, there's a lady here? 11 00:00:23,590 --> 00:00:25,459 - Artie! [laughs] 12 00:00:25,492 --> 00:00:28,228 - Oh, snap! Now what? 13 00:00:28,328 --> 00:00:29,229 - That's impossible. 14 00:00:29,296 --> 00:00:30,430 Narcissa. 15 00:00:30,497 --> 00:00:31,298 No, no, no, no, no. 16 00:00:31,398 --> 00:00:32,599 This cannot be happening. 17 00:00:32,699 --> 00:00:34,693 - So this is Narcissa. 18 00:00:34,760 --> 00:00:36,637 She looks complicated. - Thank you. 19 00:00:36,670 --> 00:00:39,806 Arthur, what a beautiful family you have. 20 00:00:39,840 --> 00:00:41,408 - That's a crazy thing to say. 21 00:00:41,508 --> 00:00:43,010 - Wait, did you invite her in? 22 00:00:43,076 --> 00:00:44,870 Haven't you seen "Sinners"? - I'm sorry. 23 00:00:44,937 --> 00:00:45,913 Who is this woman? 24 00:00:46,013 --> 00:00:48,081 - Honestly, I don't even know. [laughs] 25 00:00:48,148 --> 00:00:49,750 I am on a journey. 26 00:00:49,816 --> 00:00:51,685 - How did you even find me? 27 00:00:51,718 --> 00:00:53,545 It's been two years. I moved across the country. 28 00:00:53,612 --> 00:00:54,821 I blocked you on everything. 29 00:00:54,855 --> 00:00:56,990 I always use a fake name at Starbucks. 30 00:00:57,024 --> 00:00:59,226 - Well, Denise called me from your phone. 31 00:00:59,326 --> 00:01:02,930 You blocked me, but I'm still your emergency contact. 32 00:01:03,030 --> 00:01:06,224 And Denise didn't want you going back to the post office, 33 00:01:06,291 --> 00:01:07,935 which is so funny, 34 00:01:08,001 --> 00:01:10,854 because I am banned from my post office, too. 35 00:01:10,887 --> 00:01:12,839 It's like fate, 36 00:01:12,906 --> 00:01:16,109 because I was in Maryland looking for you. 37 00:01:16,176 --> 00:01:19,112 [growling] And I found you! 38 00:01:19,212 --> 00:01:20,314 - Hold up. 39 00:01:20,414 --> 00:01:22,040 Do you teach Peloton? 40 00:01:22,074 --> 00:01:24,484 - [normal voice] I did! It just got too corporate. 41 00:01:24,585 --> 00:01:27,621 Guys, I died for four minutes while getting my boobs done, 42 00:01:27,688 --> 00:01:29,690 and God is an old white guy. 43 00:01:29,756 --> 00:01:31,692 He just is. Okay, let's go! 44 00:01:31,825 --> 00:01:34,553 - Well, thank you for my phone. - Artie, I just want to talk. 45 00:01:34,586 --> 00:01:35,988 - No, thank you. 46 00:01:36,088 --> 00:01:37,864 Take care. - Wait, wait, wait! 47 00:01:37,931 --> 00:01:39,533 She came all this way, 48 00:01:39,566 --> 00:01:41,301 and you're not even gonna hear her out? 49 00:01:41,368 --> 00:01:44,004 - My boy AT, he's just looking out for himself. 50 00:01:44,071 --> 00:01:46,873 He said this is the woman that ruined his life. 51 00:01:46,907 --> 00:01:49,001 She's the reason why he even has to do 52 00:01:49,067 --> 00:01:50,602 my stupid documentary. 53 00:01:50,669 --> 00:01:53,013 - I am sick and tired of the men in this house 54 00:01:53,113 --> 00:01:55,115 not listening to women! - What did I do? 55 00:01:55,182 --> 00:01:56,383 - Okay, fine. 56 00:01:56,483 --> 00:01:59,111 When I say men, I'm talking about Reggie Dinkins. 57 00:01:59,177 --> 00:02:00,988 I just want to set a wedding date, 58 00:02:01,054 --> 00:02:02,222 but he's dragging his feet. 59 00:02:02,356 --> 00:02:04,358 And not just to build up static on the rug 60 00:02:04,458 --> 00:02:06,026 so he can shock Rusty. 61 00:02:06,093 --> 00:02:07,294 - This is a perfect birthday. 62 00:02:09,062 --> 00:02:10,831 [crackling] Ooh, Daddy! 63 00:02:10,897 --> 00:02:12,399 [thump] 64 00:02:12,432 --> 00:02:14,368 - So you're gonna sit down and listen 65 00:02:14,468 --> 00:02:15,836 to this woman, Arthur. 66 00:02:15,936 --> 00:02:18,797 - I love your outfit. Can I have it? 67 00:02:18,864 --> 00:02:20,866 - Okay, Monica, I know how this sounds, okay? 68 00:02:20,932 --> 00:02:22,426 But believe me, this woman is-- 69 00:02:22,459 --> 00:02:23,543 - Crazy. 70 00:02:23,644 --> 00:02:25,245 Sorry, I'm just checking my news alerts. 71 00:02:25,312 --> 00:02:28,815 Why is the FDA telling me not to worry about bird measles? 72 00:02:28,882 --> 00:02:30,650 [gasps] Diddy escaped? 73 00:02:30,717 --> 00:02:32,486 - ♪ The fall and rise ♪ 74 00:02:32,552 --> 00:02:37,649 ♪ Of Reggie Dinkins ♪ 75 00:02:37,716 --> 00:02:40,193 - This woman is just trying her best. 76 00:02:40,260 --> 00:02:42,487 Don't take away her voice, Arthur. 77 00:02:42,554 --> 00:02:44,748 Don't be a Ursula. 78 00:02:47,200 --> 00:02:48,869 - No, no, no. Marty! Marty. No, no, no. 79 00:02:48,935 --> 00:02:51,129 You all stay. I want this on tape. 80 00:02:51,163 --> 00:02:53,398 - Brina and Arthur are clearly dealing with their own stuff, 81 00:02:53,498 --> 00:02:55,042 but I do not have the bandwidth. 82 00:02:55,142 --> 00:02:56,902 The whole world is losing its mind. 83 00:02:57,002 --> 00:02:58,378 I had a couple of busy work days 84 00:02:58,478 --> 00:03:01,415 and didn't read the news, and now-- 85 00:03:01,515 --> 00:03:04,451 They declared war on the ocean? 86 00:03:04,584 --> 00:03:06,119 - So like, what are you shooting? 87 00:03:06,186 --> 00:03:08,346 Is this, like, a reverse "Blind Side," 88 00:03:08,413 --> 00:03:10,390 where you're bad at sports, 89 00:03:10,490 --> 00:03:12,359 and then the races are also reversed? 90 00:03:12,426 --> 00:03:14,628 - And so is the adoptee's relative size to the family. 91 00:03:14,661 --> 00:03:16,329 I get it, Narcissa. 92 00:03:16,363 --> 00:03:18,824 - Listen, I'm just really happy that you're working, okay? 93 00:03:18,857 --> 00:03:20,692 I felt so sorry when I found out 94 00:03:20,759 --> 00:03:22,469 that you were fired from Maryland. 95 00:03:22,536 --> 00:03:24,471 - Sorry like you were when you told Russell Crowe 96 00:03:24,504 --> 00:03:26,306 that I'd been taking upskirts of his girlfriend 97 00:03:26,440 --> 00:03:28,075 "just to see what would happen"? 98 00:03:28,141 --> 00:03:30,710 He punched me, and then he made me listen to his band. 99 00:03:30,811 --> 00:03:33,346 Let's just get to the point. What do you want? 100 00:03:33,413 --> 00:03:35,849 - I just want to say... 101 00:03:35,916 --> 00:03:37,442 I forgive you. 102 00:03:37,542 --> 00:03:39,486 - Oh, my God. 103 00:03:39,619 --> 00:03:41,988 You better take a look at your personality 104 00:03:42,022 --> 00:03:43,990 before you start hanging [bleep] on me. 105 00:03:44,124 --> 00:03:47,494 That is a Russell Crowe lyric that I had to listen to. 106 00:03:47,627 --> 00:03:48,829 You forgive me? 107 00:03:48,862 --> 00:03:50,730 For what, exactly? What, for leaving? 108 00:03:50,797 --> 00:03:52,457 - Well, yes. - [scoffs] 109 00:03:52,557 --> 00:03:55,001 I left because I had to, Narcissa, 110 00:03:55,035 --> 00:03:57,738 the day after being fired-- thanks to you, by the way-- 111 00:03:57,804 --> 00:03:59,397 from the biggest job of my life. 112 00:03:59,464 --> 00:04:01,066 I woke up handcuffed in my bathtub 113 00:04:01,133 --> 00:04:02,409 like I was in a "Saw" movie 114 00:04:02,476 --> 00:04:04,077 while you were asleep in our bed 115 00:04:04,144 --> 00:04:06,037 with some guy that looked like toilet Elvis. 116 00:04:06,071 --> 00:04:07,531 Let's get this over with. 117 00:04:07,564 --> 00:04:10,951 You waltz in here in those step-on-me boots. 118 00:04:11,017 --> 00:04:13,186 What do you want? Do you want money? An alibi? 119 00:04:13,253 --> 00:04:14,521 - I don't want anything. 120 00:04:14,554 --> 00:04:17,424 - If that's true, prove it and leave. 121 00:04:17,524 --> 00:04:20,460 - Can we just, like, talk, you know? 122 00:04:20,560 --> 00:04:21,928 Without the cameras? 123 00:04:22,028 --> 00:04:23,163 - You are all seeing this, right? 124 00:04:23,230 --> 00:04:24,197 She's saying she doesn't want anything, 125 00:04:24,264 --> 00:04:25,757 but now she won't leave. 126 00:04:25,824 --> 00:04:26,967 You are exactly the kind of woman that inspired 127 00:04:27,033 --> 00:04:28,260 Russell Crowe's album "Gaslight." 128 00:04:28,326 --> 00:04:29,594 - My God, you just won't let it go 129 00:04:29,661 --> 00:04:30,871 that I slept with him that night. 130 00:04:30,904 --> 00:04:32,372 - I didn't know that until just now. 131 00:04:32,439 --> 00:04:34,166 Okay, what will it take to get you out of here? 132 00:04:34,232 --> 00:04:36,977 All right, I have $43. 133 00:04:37,077 --> 00:04:38,728 That's all I have in the world, thanks to you. 134 00:04:38,762 --> 00:04:40,280 Please take it. 135 00:04:40,347 --> 00:04:42,149 - I never should have come here. 136 00:04:42,249 --> 00:04:43,784 - At last, we agree. 137 00:04:45,443 --> 00:04:47,254 [door closes] 138 00:04:47,287 --> 00:04:49,406 - We studied the trope of the crazy ex-girlfriend 139 00:04:49,439 --> 00:04:51,241 in my Male Allyship class. 140 00:04:51,274 --> 00:04:53,577 I mean, from Ophelia to Jane Eyre 141 00:04:53,610 --> 00:04:57,088 to Stacy in 1992's "Wayne's World." 142 00:04:57,122 --> 00:04:58,632 It is kind of a cliché. 143 00:04:58,698 --> 00:05:00,901 - Okay, well, so is pretentious director with a fancy accent, 144 00:05:00,934 --> 00:05:03,003 but then you meet one in real life, 145 00:05:03,103 --> 00:05:05,555 "wise beyond his years" sitcom kid. 146 00:05:07,307 --> 00:05:08,508 - The wedding planner 147 00:05:08,608 --> 00:05:10,368 sent these save-the-date samples over. 148 00:05:10,468 --> 00:05:12,370 I just feel like they're missing something. 149 00:05:12,437 --> 00:05:14,281 - Postage, of course. 150 00:05:14,314 --> 00:05:15,715 I'm glad I could help. 151 00:05:15,782 --> 00:05:17,484 - The date, Reggie. 152 00:05:17,551 --> 00:05:20,153 The save-the-date cards don't have a date. 153 00:05:20,253 --> 00:05:22,622 I have to book a caterer and a venue. 154 00:05:22,656 --> 00:05:24,816 I need to know what season I'm getting married in 155 00:05:24,883 --> 00:05:27,761 so I know how much fur to wear, 'cause it's not none. 156 00:05:27,828 --> 00:05:30,080 - Come on. Can we do this later, baby? 157 00:05:32,057 --> 00:05:33,500 - How about a June wedding? 158 00:05:33,567 --> 00:05:35,302 - I don't want to pull focus from Juneteenth. 159 00:05:35,335 --> 00:05:37,771 - Okay, September? - 9/11, back-to-school sales. 160 00:05:37,804 --> 00:05:39,497 Come on, Brina, if you're not gonna 161 00:05:39,564 --> 00:05:41,132 be serious about this-- - October. 162 00:05:41,166 --> 00:05:42,792 - I don't want a spooky wedding. 163 00:05:42,826 --> 00:05:44,778 - How about any time this winter? 164 00:05:44,844 --> 00:05:46,580 - Our ashiest season? 165 00:05:46,680 --> 00:05:48,215 - This is ridiculous! 166 00:05:48,281 --> 00:05:50,250 I passed up on so many opportunities 167 00:05:50,317 --> 00:05:51,551 to monetize my brand 168 00:05:51,651 --> 00:05:53,687 because I thought I would be planning a wedding, 169 00:05:53,753 --> 00:05:56,022 going on a honeymoon, and monetizing that. 170 00:05:56,089 --> 00:05:58,558 - Well, hey, don't let me block your blessings, baby. 171 00:05:58,658 --> 00:06:00,752 I don't want to get in the way of your career. 172 00:06:00,852 --> 00:06:02,254 - What is happening here? 173 00:06:02,354 --> 00:06:03,530 You asked me to marry you 174 00:06:03,630 --> 00:06:05,632 a hundred times before I said yes. 175 00:06:05,665 --> 00:06:07,968 In Italy, at Epstein's island. 176 00:06:08,034 --> 00:06:09,569 - It's not what it sounds like. 177 00:06:09,669 --> 00:06:12,264 Dr. Epstein is my optometrist. 178 00:06:12,330 --> 00:06:14,808 I also asked her at CVS. 179 00:06:14,841 --> 00:06:17,978 - My point is, you wanted this, too. 180 00:06:18,011 --> 00:06:20,280 But if you're not gonna set a date-- 181 00:06:20,380 --> 00:06:24,718 - Baby, there's nothing more that I want than to marry you. 182 00:06:24,818 --> 00:06:27,187 But my deep commitment to feminism 183 00:06:27,220 --> 00:06:31,491 will not let me stand in the way of your career. 184 00:06:31,625 --> 00:06:33,285 [exhaling deeply] 185 00:06:33,385 --> 00:06:35,061 Of course I want to marry Brina. 186 00:06:35,128 --> 00:06:37,397 I want to spend the rest of my life with her. 187 00:06:37,464 --> 00:06:41,034 I'm just dragging my feet 'cause that's what guys do, 188 00:06:41,101 --> 00:06:42,352 and I'm a guy. 189 00:06:42,385 --> 00:06:44,337 I love the Taylor Sheridan universe 190 00:06:44,437 --> 00:06:46,531 and twiiiiiiins! 191 00:06:46,564 --> 00:06:48,908 Remember that? [laughs] 192 00:06:51,244 --> 00:06:55,148 - Narcissa Ocean did not come here to leave empty-handed. 193 00:06:55,215 --> 00:06:57,717 [doorbell rings, footsteps approaching] 194 00:06:57,784 --> 00:06:59,577 No, don't open that door. 195 00:06:59,644 --> 00:07:01,079 That's her. She's back. 196 00:07:01,146 --> 00:07:03,982 - Are you serious right now? [scoffs] 197 00:07:04,082 --> 00:07:05,926 - I am so sorry. 198 00:07:05,992 --> 00:07:09,062 My car won't start, and my phone is dead. 199 00:07:09,095 --> 00:07:10,989 Could I just use your phone to call a tow truck? 200 00:07:11,089 --> 00:07:12,032 - No! Be gone! 201 00:07:12,098 --> 00:07:14,726 - Of course. Come in. 202 00:07:14,759 --> 00:07:17,562 Don't listen to him. You stay as long as you need. 203 00:07:17,595 --> 00:07:19,706 - This is all a ruse! - [gasps] 204 00:07:19,773 --> 00:07:21,107 - A ruse, I tell you. 205 00:07:24,594 --> 00:07:27,614 [engine grinding] 206 00:07:29,716 --> 00:07:31,851 [sighs] 207 00:07:31,952 --> 00:07:34,220 You believe me, right? 208 00:07:34,354 --> 00:07:35,388 Marty! 209 00:07:35,455 --> 00:07:37,190 - Oh, your name's Marty? 210 00:07:37,257 --> 00:07:38,917 Oh, that's so funny. 211 00:07:38,950 --> 00:07:41,578 If I was a boy, I would have named myself Randall, 212 00:07:41,611 --> 00:07:43,496 which is the same color as Marty. 213 00:07:43,563 --> 00:07:46,533 - What? You all heard that, right? 214 00:07:46,633 --> 00:07:48,385 I am not the crazy one. [door closes] 215 00:07:51,371 --> 00:07:51,554 . 216 00:07:51,696 --> 00:07:53,590 - Okay, I just need to split the towing fee 217 00:07:53,623 --> 00:07:55,342 over three different credit cards 218 00:07:55,408 --> 00:07:57,911 under three different names. - Arthur Tobin! 219 00:07:57,978 --> 00:07:59,779 How long does it take for a documentary 220 00:07:59,879 --> 00:08:02,140 to change everyone in the world's mind about someone? 221 00:08:02,240 --> 00:08:03,950 - What? Reggie, the biggest mistake 222 00:08:04,050 --> 00:08:06,052 I've made in my life is here in this house. 223 00:08:06,119 --> 00:08:07,554 - But I like the beard. - Narcissa. 224 00:08:07,587 --> 00:08:08,980 Surely, you of all people understand 225 00:08:09,080 --> 00:08:11,057 what it's like to have your past come back to haunt you. 226 00:08:11,124 --> 00:08:13,218 - And that's why we got to get this doc out now, 227 00:08:13,284 --> 00:08:15,729 like, today or, if possible, yesterday. 228 00:08:15,795 --> 00:08:18,164 - No, Reggie, we're nowhere near done filming. 229 00:08:18,264 --> 00:08:20,158 Editing takes months, and I haven't even begun 230 00:08:20,258 --> 00:08:21,726 to think about a font for the title. 231 00:08:21,760 --> 00:08:23,603 - Franklin Gothic with a drop shadow. 232 00:08:23,670 --> 00:08:27,065 My Hall of Fame redemption needs to be done now, 233 00:08:27,132 --> 00:08:29,943 so get it done, or I'll use AI. 234 00:08:30,010 --> 00:08:32,112 Allen Iverson is a good friend. 235 00:08:32,178 --> 00:08:34,097 He knows movie magic! 236 00:08:34,164 --> 00:08:36,016 - No, she's gone. 237 00:08:36,082 --> 00:08:37,600 Where did she go? 238 00:08:37,667 --> 00:08:39,018 [groans] 239 00:08:41,446 --> 00:08:44,958 - Real life "Donkey Kong," gorilla kills man with barrel. 240 00:08:45,025 --> 00:08:48,161 What is up with my algorithm? - That's just the world now. 241 00:08:48,261 --> 00:08:51,865 I only use my phone for photos and Duolingo. 242 00:08:51,931 --> 00:08:53,091 Hello. 243 00:08:53,158 --> 00:08:55,135 I'm learning English. 244 00:08:55,235 --> 00:08:56,986 - Hey, Reggie. 245 00:08:57,020 --> 00:08:58,972 I know you don't want to get in the way of my career 246 00:08:59,072 --> 00:09:01,433 while you decide on a wedding date, so good news. 247 00:09:01,466 --> 00:09:02,834 You remember my ex. 248 00:09:02,934 --> 00:09:04,878 - The prank guy who tricked you into joining the army? 249 00:09:04,944 --> 00:09:06,179 He's hilarious! 250 00:09:06,279 --> 00:09:08,373 - No, not him. François. 251 00:09:08,473 --> 00:09:10,500 - The greatest problem for the world 252 00:09:10,533 --> 00:09:13,486 is women's pleasure not being prioritized. 253 00:09:13,586 --> 00:09:14,879 Also nuclears. 254 00:09:14,979 --> 00:09:16,156 - Oh, him. 255 00:09:16,222 --> 00:09:18,808 Boy, you have a type. 256 00:09:18,875 --> 00:09:21,152 - Well, François has been bugging me forever 257 00:09:21,219 --> 00:09:23,621 to go on that show "Ex Peninsula" with him. 258 00:09:23,688 --> 00:09:27,659 - Ten pairs of sexy exes. One tropical peninsula. 259 00:09:27,725 --> 00:09:29,002 The only rule? 260 00:09:29,068 --> 00:09:31,905 They're all now engaged to other people. 261 00:09:31,971 --> 00:09:34,974 I'm Tug Chase, and this is "Ex Peninsula." 262 00:09:35,041 --> 00:09:37,410 - It'd be great exposure for my brand. 263 00:09:37,477 --> 00:09:41,948 Of course, I wouldn't go if I had a conflict coming up. 264 00:09:42,015 --> 00:09:44,843 - I would never get in the way of your brand. 265 00:09:44,909 --> 00:09:46,336 Go for it, baby. 266 00:09:46,402 --> 00:09:48,671 - Thanks, baby. 267 00:09:48,738 --> 00:09:50,356 [grunts] 268 00:09:50,457 --> 00:09:52,859 - Dude, you cannot let her do that show. 269 00:09:52,959 --> 00:09:56,346 It is horny garbage, and I have seen every episode. 270 00:09:57,822 --> 00:10:00,066 [door closes] - What are you doing upstairs? 271 00:10:00,133 --> 00:10:01,726 This is not your house. 272 00:10:01,826 --> 00:10:03,837 - Brina told me I could make myself at home, 273 00:10:03,903 --> 00:10:05,730 so I just took a little bath, 274 00:10:05,830 --> 00:10:07,832 and now I'm gonna go make some tea. 275 00:10:07,899 --> 00:10:09,876 Do you still take yours with both milk and lemon? 276 00:10:09,943 --> 00:10:11,544 - [sighs] I never did. That is insane! 277 00:10:11,611 --> 00:10:12,846 The milk would curdle. 278 00:10:12,912 --> 00:10:14,681 I know you're up to something. 279 00:10:14,747 --> 00:10:17,217 - Oh, and you're Mr. Innocent, 280 00:10:17,283 --> 00:10:20,153 bringing those blue eyes in here? 281 00:10:20,220 --> 00:10:23,448 - You know that's not a choice. - [breathing heavily] 282 00:10:23,515 --> 00:10:24,891 [moans] - Aha! 283 00:10:24,958 --> 00:10:26,726 So that's your plan, you harpy! 284 00:10:26,826 --> 00:10:28,695 You've come to lure me back into your web 285 00:10:28,761 --> 00:10:30,130 of sexual insanity! 286 00:10:30,163 --> 00:10:31,356 Well, not again. 287 00:10:31,422 --> 00:10:33,700 - But why would I need to lure you back? 288 00:10:33,766 --> 00:10:36,060 After all, Artie... 289 00:10:36,127 --> 00:10:37,529 we're married. 290 00:10:37,595 --> 00:10:39,297 [dramatic music playing on TV] 291 00:10:39,397 --> 00:10:40,773 - I'm not your ex. 292 00:10:40,874 --> 00:10:42,800 I'm really... 293 00:10:42,901 --> 00:10:44,878 your fiancé! - [gasps] 294 00:10:44,911 --> 00:10:48,781 - Wait, Gemma's ex and her fiancé are identical twins? 295 00:10:48,848 --> 00:10:50,575 - No, they're triplets. 296 00:10:50,642 --> 00:10:52,051 Reggie, this show is made 297 00:10:52,118 --> 00:10:53,903 to get exes to hook up with each other. 298 00:10:53,970 --> 00:10:55,522 - Brina would never cheat on me. 299 00:10:55,588 --> 00:10:57,323 She's just trying to make me jealous 300 00:10:57,423 --> 00:10:58,591 so I'll set a wedding date. 301 00:10:58,658 --> 00:10:59,959 - Wait, why won't you? 302 00:11:00,059 --> 00:11:01,953 - If you know me at all, it's pretty obvious. 303 00:11:02,053 --> 00:11:03,755 [indistinct chatter on TV] 304 00:11:03,821 --> 00:11:04,822 [door closes] 305 00:11:04,923 --> 00:11:06,583 - Hey, we got to do something, right? 306 00:11:06,649 --> 00:11:09,327 - Yeah. We got to know more about this show. 307 00:11:09,427 --> 00:11:11,671 - Previously on "Ex Peninsula"... 308 00:11:11,771 --> 00:11:13,831 - Naomi acts like she's the first person 309 00:11:13,932 --> 00:11:16,476 to ever drown on "Ex Peninsula." 310 00:11:16,543 --> 00:11:19,237 - Married. Of course. - Mm-hmm. 311 00:11:19,304 --> 00:11:20,713 - Would you excuse me 312 00:11:20,780 --> 00:11:22,949 for just a second, honey? - [giggles] Mm-hmm. 313 00:11:23,016 --> 00:11:25,285 - Narcissa has overplayed her hand, which is what 314 00:11:25,351 --> 00:11:27,420 she always does when she is in too deep. 315 00:11:27,453 --> 00:11:29,948 One time, she took a job as a sign-language interpreter. 316 00:11:30,014 --> 00:11:31,791 She does not know sign language. 317 00:11:31,858 --> 00:11:35,128 - We both have fond memories of Egypt, 318 00:11:35,195 --> 00:11:39,098 and the recollection of our last visit has drawn us back. 319 00:11:39,165 --> 00:11:40,650 - When they wouldn't pay her, 320 00:11:40,683 --> 00:11:42,402 instead of walking away, she filed a lawsuit 321 00:11:42,435 --> 00:11:44,262 under the Americans with Disabilities Act. 322 00:11:44,295 --> 00:11:46,197 - No, I don't understand the question, 323 00:11:46,297 --> 00:11:47,966 because I can't hear anything. 324 00:11:48,032 --> 00:11:50,043 - Whatever her scam is, she slipped up. 325 00:11:51,611 --> 00:11:54,038 - Monsieur Reggie, I am François, 326 00:11:54,105 --> 00:11:56,316 2026 Sex Champion of Europe. 327 00:11:56,382 --> 00:11:58,476 Désolé, I took my shoes off. 328 00:11:58,509 --> 00:12:01,654 But is this also a shirts-off household? 329 00:12:01,721 --> 00:12:03,014 - What? No. 330 00:12:03,114 --> 00:12:04,991 You can see we all have shirts on! 331 00:12:05,058 --> 00:12:06,526 What's he doing here? 332 00:12:06,626 --> 00:12:08,628 - He's here to record our submission tape 333 00:12:08,695 --> 00:12:10,363 for "Ex Peninsula." 334 00:12:10,463 --> 00:12:12,765 - This is very super cool of you. 335 00:12:12,799 --> 00:12:15,668 You must very trust, how you say, 336 00:12:15,735 --> 00:12:17,637 woman you're going to marry. - Fiancée! 337 00:12:17,704 --> 00:12:20,465 - We do not have this word, because in France, 338 00:12:20,498 --> 00:12:22,108 marriage is a joke. 339 00:12:22,175 --> 00:12:24,502 - Brina wants to make me jealous? 340 00:12:24,569 --> 00:12:25,670 - I am François. 341 00:12:25,737 --> 00:12:27,146 - And I'm Brina. 342 00:12:27,180 --> 00:12:30,416 - And we would like to, as we say where I come from... 343 00:12:30,483 --> 00:12:33,503 [speaking French] 344 00:12:37,857 --> 00:12:39,158 - Yeah. 345 00:12:39,225 --> 00:12:41,152 - Maybe I'll make her jealous. 346 00:12:41,219 --> 00:12:44,097 See, I know what I like. 347 00:12:44,163 --> 00:12:45,365 Butts. 348 00:12:45,465 --> 00:12:49,402 And as a feminist, I think men and women are equal. 349 00:12:49,502 --> 00:12:53,272 So let's see how Narcissa likes this butt... 350 00:12:53,339 --> 00:12:54,774 mine. 351 00:12:57,802 --> 00:12:57,944 . 352 00:12:58,127 --> 00:13:01,547 - Gemma, Yorgos has invited you to the Nudity Closet. 353 00:13:01,614 --> 00:13:03,683 - Oh! Her face! - [laughing] 354 00:13:03,716 --> 00:13:05,743 I can't believe she accepted his invitation 355 00:13:05,777 --> 00:13:07,287 to Seven Hours in Heaven! 356 00:13:07,353 --> 00:13:09,489 - But it's just to earn a Fabletics Jealousy Token. 357 00:13:09,555 --> 00:13:10,748 - Mm-hmm. 358 00:13:10,782 --> 00:13:13,126 - What a twist. Speaking of twists... 359 00:13:16,187 --> 00:13:17,530 - Ha, my journals! 360 00:13:17,563 --> 00:13:20,266 Okay, so earlier I called the LA County clerk's office, 361 00:13:20,366 --> 00:13:21,701 and guess what. 362 00:13:21,768 --> 00:13:23,703 They have no record of a Narcissa Louise Ocean 363 00:13:23,803 --> 00:13:25,905 marrying Arthur S. Tobin, so... 364 00:13:25,938 --> 00:13:27,940 - What does the "S" stand for? 365 00:13:28,041 --> 00:13:29,400 - Sting, Marty. 366 00:13:29,467 --> 00:13:31,577 My parents met in the bathroom at a Police concert. 367 00:13:31,611 --> 00:13:32,545 You happy? 368 00:13:32,645 --> 00:13:33,980 And these will prove 369 00:13:34,047 --> 00:13:36,582 that Narcissa and I never even left Los Angeles. 370 00:13:36,649 --> 00:13:38,284 We met at a Lakers game. 371 00:13:38,384 --> 00:13:41,212 She was there to "put her baby on Scottie Pippen Jr." 372 00:13:41,279 --> 00:13:43,956 And then the relationship ended 373 00:13:43,990 --> 00:13:46,959 the day after I was fired from "Professor Squeeze," 374 00:13:46,993 --> 00:13:49,787 which was... 375 00:13:51,798 --> 00:13:54,917 But I've never been to Vegas. 376 00:13:59,997 --> 00:14:03,009 - Oops. I guess I'm a bad boy. 377 00:14:05,478 --> 00:14:08,181 [groaning] 378 00:14:08,247 --> 00:14:11,743 The only problem with my plan is, how far away the ground is, 379 00:14:11,809 --> 00:14:14,454 but I got a solution. 380 00:14:14,487 --> 00:14:15,938 [clacking] 381 00:14:17,423 --> 00:14:18,683 Damn it. 382 00:14:18,783 --> 00:14:21,761 [laughs] I'm so clumsy today. 383 00:14:21,828 --> 00:14:24,230 - I see what's going on here. 384 00:14:24,297 --> 00:14:26,257 Getting older can be scary. 385 00:14:26,324 --> 00:14:28,434 It must be hard for Reggie to admit he needs help 386 00:14:28,534 --> 00:14:30,036 from his nurse, Brina. 387 00:14:31,863 --> 00:14:34,031 - Oh, not again! 388 00:14:34,098 --> 00:14:37,176 I dropped my grabber claw now, too. 389 00:14:37,210 --> 00:14:39,036 That's so hot, right? 390 00:14:39,103 --> 00:14:41,147 - I know he's just trying to make me jealous, 391 00:14:41,247 --> 00:14:43,249 showing off all that ham. 392 00:14:43,282 --> 00:14:46,586 But I don't get why he won't just give up. 393 00:14:46,619 --> 00:14:49,756 So now I got to take it to the next level. 394 00:14:49,789 --> 00:14:54,619 I started this game of chicken, and I've got all the chickens. 395 00:14:54,685 --> 00:14:57,463 I've never played chicken. What is it? 396 00:14:57,497 --> 00:14:59,690 - [grunting] - Narcissa. 397 00:15:01,959 --> 00:15:05,404 I knew I made a lot of bad choices in 2024. 398 00:15:05,505 --> 00:15:08,608 I just thought that I remembered all of them. 399 00:15:08,641 --> 00:15:11,068 - You're talking about Vegas, aren't you? 400 00:15:11,135 --> 00:15:13,846 - Oh, don't get me started on Vegas. 401 00:15:13,880 --> 00:15:16,682 'Cause I've never been, and I'd be making it up. 402 00:15:16,716 --> 00:15:18,976 - It took some digging, but I finally discovered 403 00:15:19,043 --> 00:15:22,088 what really happened after I was fired. 404 00:15:22,188 --> 00:15:24,015 - Baby, are you sure you want to do this? 405 00:15:24,081 --> 00:15:26,459 - We have to. If we're married, you can't testify against me 406 00:15:26,526 --> 00:15:27,860 for stealing that cop's gun. 407 00:15:27,960 --> 00:15:29,028 I'm a genius! 408 00:15:29,061 --> 00:15:30,696 [sirens approaching] 409 00:15:30,730 --> 00:15:32,690 Hurry, Mr. Presley! 410 00:15:32,757 --> 00:15:34,934 I really thought I was the victim. 411 00:15:35,034 --> 00:15:36,427 I blamed you for everything. 412 00:15:36,494 --> 00:15:39,530 But if I can't even remember Vegas-- 413 00:15:39,597 --> 00:15:42,366 - We were not good for each other, Artie. 414 00:15:42,433 --> 00:15:45,711 I mean, you let me give you a prison tattoo of my initials. 415 00:15:45,812 --> 00:15:47,413 - What? When? 416 00:15:47,513 --> 00:15:49,115 Where? 417 00:15:49,182 --> 00:15:52,702 Okay, look, um, you wanted to talk, right? 418 00:15:55,788 --> 00:15:57,857 - White love is weird. 419 00:15:57,957 --> 00:15:59,525 [dramatic music playing on TV] 420 00:15:59,592 --> 00:16:01,227 - America has spoken, and... 421 00:16:01,327 --> 00:16:05,898 both: You should bang! 422 00:16:05,998 --> 00:16:09,535 - Reggie, I need to give you this. 423 00:16:09,569 --> 00:16:12,205 I can't wear it on "Ex Peninsula." 424 00:16:12,271 --> 00:16:14,774 - Isn't the whole point of the show that you're engaged? 425 00:16:14,874 --> 00:16:16,234 - No. 426 00:16:16,300 --> 00:16:19,812 The whole point is, on the Peninsula, you're not. 427 00:16:24,650 --> 00:16:26,652 - Seriously? You're taking it? 428 00:16:26,752 --> 00:16:28,554 - Is she still going on that show? 429 00:16:28,621 --> 00:16:30,381 Are you letting her? - It's her fault. 430 00:16:30,448 --> 00:16:32,925 She's trying to make me jealous with that nerd. 431 00:16:32,992 --> 00:16:34,427 - Holy hell. 432 00:16:34,460 --> 00:16:36,562 - Well, Reggie was giving Tobin's wife 433 00:16:36,629 --> 00:16:38,397 front-row seats to the ham factory. 434 00:16:38,498 --> 00:16:41,300 - Why would there be seats in a ham factory, Brina? 435 00:16:41,400 --> 00:16:43,069 Think! 436 00:16:43,135 --> 00:16:45,104 - Okay, you two are acting like Brix and Slinky 437 00:16:45,137 --> 00:16:46,873 on season 4 of "Ex Peninsula." 438 00:16:46,906 --> 00:16:48,774 If the two of them had just gone 439 00:16:48,808 --> 00:16:50,434 to the Valtrex Confession Pool 440 00:16:50,501 --> 00:16:53,212 and had the courage to be honest with each other, 441 00:16:53,279 --> 00:16:55,414 they'd still be alive today. 442 00:16:55,514 --> 00:16:56,716 - Monica, it's starting! 443 00:16:56,749 --> 00:16:59,619 If you miss the recap, you'll be confused! 444 00:16:59,685 --> 00:17:02,021 [dramatic music playing on TV] 445 00:17:06,092 --> 00:17:06,317 . 446 00:17:06,459 --> 00:17:08,152 - You weren't wrong. 447 00:17:08,185 --> 00:17:09,996 I did come here because I do want something from you. 448 00:17:10,096 --> 00:17:11,631 - I knew it! You'll burn, witch! 449 00:17:11,731 --> 00:17:12,798 I am so sorry. 450 00:17:12,899 --> 00:17:14,784 That is force of habit. 451 00:17:16,836 --> 00:17:18,487 - I want a divorce. 452 00:17:18,521 --> 00:17:21,374 After you left, I was pissed off. 453 00:17:21,507 --> 00:17:23,509 At first, I was gonna do a "Cape Fear." 454 00:17:23,576 --> 00:17:25,161 - In what sense? 455 00:17:25,194 --> 00:17:27,380 - Ride around under your car and seduce your daughter. 456 00:17:27,513 --> 00:17:29,215 But then I decided to lay low, 457 00:17:29,315 --> 00:17:31,317 because maybe one day you'd get back on top 458 00:17:31,384 --> 00:17:32,877 and I'd swoop in and take half. 459 00:17:33,010 --> 00:17:34,987 - I mean, I wasn't exaggerating before. 460 00:17:35,054 --> 00:17:36,389 I have $43. 461 00:17:36,522 --> 00:17:39,191 - But I have been doing a lot of work on myself, 462 00:17:39,292 --> 00:17:41,994 and I realized... 463 00:17:42,061 --> 00:17:43,863 it's time to move on. 464 00:17:43,896 --> 00:17:46,165 My AI therapist tells me the truest form of closure 465 00:17:46,265 --> 00:17:48,134 is the cleansing violence of fire. 466 00:17:48,200 --> 00:17:50,736 [laughs] But this is a good first step. 467 00:17:54,006 --> 00:17:57,068 - I'm sorry for how I reacted when you first showed up. 468 00:17:57,201 --> 00:18:00,179 - Clearly, you aren't as far along on your healing journey. 469 00:18:00,246 --> 00:18:03,332 That's why I had to give you time to get there on your own. 470 00:18:07,236 --> 00:18:09,021 - Well, you didn't give me time. 471 00:18:09,055 --> 00:18:10,840 Your car broke down. 472 00:18:25,204 --> 00:18:27,231 - I'll see you in the monkey pages. 473 00:18:30,576 --> 00:18:32,445 [car door closes, engine turning over] 474 00:18:32,511 --> 00:18:34,847 [tires squealing] 475 00:18:34,880 --> 00:18:37,149 - Those were divorce papers, right? 476 00:18:37,216 --> 00:18:39,285 I didn't actually read them. 477 00:18:41,721 --> 00:18:43,447 But she's changed. 478 00:18:43,547 --> 00:18:44,740 It's fine. 479 00:18:44,774 --> 00:18:46,459 Right? 480 00:18:46,592 --> 00:18:48,394 - This couple must now confess their true motivations, 481 00:18:48,461 --> 00:18:51,063 or risk losing each other forever. 482 00:18:51,130 --> 00:18:53,265 - Monica, I found it! 483 00:18:53,399 --> 00:18:56,293 It was sending the audio to the patio speakers. 484 00:18:56,394 --> 00:18:58,804 Wait, does that happen a lot? 485 00:18:58,938 --> 00:19:02,099 That you hear audio of stuff that I'm watching? 486 00:19:02,133 --> 00:19:03,642 Mm. 487 00:19:08,406 --> 00:19:11,684 - This is a confession pool... 488 00:19:11,751 --> 00:19:14,453 and my confession is, I love you. 489 00:19:14,553 --> 00:19:16,489 I don't want to ruin our wedding. 490 00:19:16,555 --> 00:19:19,291 - You won't. You just got to take your Imodium, baby. 491 00:19:19,325 --> 00:19:21,152 - It's not just that. 492 00:19:21,252 --> 00:19:23,320 I just want it to be perfect. 493 00:19:23,454 --> 00:19:26,899 It's not gonna be perfect if every story about it 494 00:19:26,932 --> 00:19:29,935 starts with "Disgraced former football player 495 00:19:30,002 --> 00:19:32,596 marries blah-blah-blah." 496 00:19:32,663 --> 00:19:34,740 - Hold up. That's it? 497 00:19:34,774 --> 00:19:37,935 I called in François Henry for that? 498 00:19:38,002 --> 00:19:41,747 Reggie, if blah-blah-blah cared about that, 499 00:19:41,814 --> 00:19:43,549 she wouldn't be marrying you. 500 00:19:43,616 --> 00:19:44,950 - Really? 501 00:19:44,984 --> 00:19:47,486 Because, Bri, you're blah-blah-blah. 502 00:19:47,586 --> 00:19:49,221 You kind of jumped out the window 503 00:19:49,288 --> 00:19:50,956 about this wedding planning. 504 00:19:51,057 --> 00:19:53,159 - The only reason I jumped out the window 505 00:19:53,192 --> 00:19:55,061 is because you were dragging your feet, 506 00:19:55,127 --> 00:19:56,629 and it was making me feel-- 507 00:19:56,696 --> 00:19:58,197 Ugh, what's the word? 508 00:19:58,297 --> 00:20:00,733 Issa Rae did a whole HBO about it. 509 00:20:00,800 --> 00:20:02,501 Insecure. 510 00:20:02,535 --> 00:20:04,170 I did not care for it. 511 00:20:04,236 --> 00:20:08,140 - Do you think I could get anyone better than you? 512 00:20:08,207 --> 00:20:10,376 - Oh, baby. 513 00:20:10,476 --> 00:20:13,312 - Let's set a date for it right now. 514 00:20:13,412 --> 00:20:15,481 But I was serious about Halloween. 515 00:20:15,548 --> 00:20:16,649 - Obviously. 516 00:20:16,716 --> 00:20:18,551 I'm not starting our marriage off haunted. 517 00:20:18,684 --> 00:20:20,186 [laughter] 518 00:20:20,319 --> 00:20:23,355 - Wow. You're watching history right now, 519 00:20:23,456 --> 00:20:26,884 the first engagement ever to make it through the Peninsula. 520 00:20:27,017 --> 00:20:29,495 - I hope she survives the Loyalty Swamp 521 00:20:29,595 --> 00:20:32,231 and swims home to D'Rick. - Oh. 522 00:20:35,059 --> 00:20:36,469 - Hey, François. 523 00:20:36,535 --> 00:20:37,837 Oh, are you leaving? 524 00:20:37,903 --> 00:20:39,839 - My sexual work here is done. - Okay. 525 00:20:39,872 --> 00:20:41,373 Do you have a car coming, or-- 526 00:20:41,474 --> 00:20:43,709 - No, but things tend to work out for me. 527 00:20:43,776 --> 00:20:45,744 I have no needs, 528 00:20:45,811 --> 00:20:48,781 only wants that come true. 529 00:20:48,848 --> 00:20:51,684 [sighs] 530 00:20:51,750 --> 00:20:53,911 - Yeah. He's gonna be fine. 531 00:20:54,044 --> 00:20:55,588 [door opens] 532 00:20:55,654 --> 00:20:57,681 - Oh. 533 00:20:57,748 --> 00:21:00,126 Oh, wow. It's morning. 534 00:21:00,192 --> 00:21:01,427 How long were we down there? 535 00:21:01,560 --> 00:21:04,588 - 6 seasons, 16 episodes per season, 536 00:21:04,722 --> 00:21:07,066 44 minutes per episode-- 537 00:21:07,099 --> 00:21:09,869 70 hours. - Mom, it's Sunday. 538 00:21:09,935 --> 00:21:12,563 You missed church. - Well, I needed it. 539 00:21:12,596 --> 00:21:15,708 I had to turn my brain off and get a break from the insanity. 540 00:21:15,808 --> 00:21:18,677 Now I'm recharged, ready to face the world. 541 00:21:18,744 --> 00:21:21,914 Women aren't allowed to do what now? 542 00:21:22,047 --> 00:21:23,582 - What an episode. 543 00:21:23,682 --> 00:21:26,385 For all of us here at "Ex Peninsula," I'm Tug Chase, 544 00:21:26,452 --> 00:21:29,088 and I'm AI. 545 00:21:29,155 --> 00:21:32,208 - Good night, everybody. - Good night.