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Who cares if I got
picked last, right?
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I can't believe
I got drafted at all.
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Look out, Cincinnati!
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Because I am a bad driver.
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Jerry, that's the
only video we could find
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of Rusty Boyd that wasn't
an ad for an Ohio-based
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Hooters knockoff.
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Don't be a boob.
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Watch the game at Boobers.
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It's a real field goal.
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And that's what I like
about Rusty Boyd.
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He just put his head down
and did the job.
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And I think that's why
he never really got
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the recognition he deserves.
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Do you think he should
be in the Hall of Fame?
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- I know he should.
- Come on.
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Why are they letting
this clown on TV?
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Yeah.
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I am not Hall of Fame material.
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Rusty Boyd made a ridiculous
83% of his career field goals.
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That's 'cause
I only attempted 12,
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and both of my misses
hit children in the face.
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Look, I'll say what
everyone's thinking.
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We need more white guys
in the Hall.
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Jerry, damn.
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I'm out.
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Where's the remote?
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It's always under you.
Stand up.
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Under me?
You stand up.
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When we come back,
you'll see my sit-down
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with Georgia phenom
running back Slacks Madison.
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Fine.
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How did I not feel that?
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Wait, none of these
are for the TV.
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They're not?
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Five to four.
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I win this time.
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♪ "The Fall and Rise
of Reggie Dinkins" ♪
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Even one vote
for Reggie would have
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been a win for both of us.
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After all, MRD stands
for Monica Reese-Dinkins.
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But until that happens, I guess
I'll keep telling clients
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that I was married to former
New York mayor David Dinkins.
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And, yes, I've had to pivot
away from the Big Four sports,
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but I have signed some of the
top handball players in Serbia.
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Bella, could you please move?
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Oh.
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Oh.
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Sorry.
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You doing a Tic Tac?
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OK, I thought I was hiring
a young woman named Bella who,
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in retrospect,
had a lot of experience,
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but it turned out to be
a very old woman named Bella
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who didn't know how to turn off
her Zoom filters.
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After my husband died,
I said to myself,
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Bella, take a bath
and get out there.
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Obviously, the game
Jerry Basmati is playing
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with Reggie is cruel,
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but what if Rusty actually
makes it into the Hall of Fame?
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I mean, as I've said
from the beginning--
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Let me guess.
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The film will emerge.
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I'm sorry, Marty.
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Is there somewhere
you'd rather be working?
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And perhaps you'd like
to go back to shooting
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funny airline safety videos
with actual employees
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who have no presence on camera?
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Yeah, I thought so.
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The film will emerge.
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Oh, hey.
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Hey, yo, there he is.
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Celebrity in our midst.
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Rusty Boyd!
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Hall of Fame, huh?
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They making a movie about you?
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No, it's about me, obviously.
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Yeah.
He's Dora.
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I'm just Boots.
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Well, either way, let me
hook up Mr. Hall of Fame here,
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on the house.
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I gotta go in the back
and get you a couple
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of pounds of animal slices.
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You know, it really
clicked this morning
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that that's what
I've been doing,
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selling slices of animals.
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Be right back.
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Oh, Rusty Boyd.
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He's crazy.
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I'm not getting in,
and I don't want to.
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I mean, I'm not even Boots.
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I'm maybe Backpack.
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And if it did happen,
I'd be happy for you.
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Backpack is important.
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It's got Map in it.
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Wait, do you guys
watch that show together?
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I'm just saying
this is the opposite
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of what Jerry Basmati wants.
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All he's doing is proving
how strong our friendship is.
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Hey, Rusty Boyd!
You're a lock!
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Like the one my ex-wife
put on the shed.
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That's my stuff in there!
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Hey, Sal.
How's your dead mother?
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She resting easy?
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You got this.
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OK, don't get too excited,
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but Slacks Madison
is looking for an agent,
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and he wants to meet with me.
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- Yeah, that's right!
- Hey, go, Mom!
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That guy's a beast.
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They saying that kid
is the new me.
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So watch out, Monica.
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He gonna try to touch
your boob in the back row
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at "Ghostbusters II."
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And don't worry,
I know the drill.
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If anyone asks,
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I'm former New York City mayor
David Dinkins.
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I gotta admit, at first
I didn't actually believe
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it was Slacks Madison
on the phone.
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Well, you always gotta
be careful of pranks.
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When I was dating Dr. Freak,
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he convinced me
I was pregnant with a Chucky.
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Pregnancy scare!
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OK.
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Well, it wasn't a prank.
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I know.
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This is all your
hard work paying off.
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Exactly.
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You don't rep any
current football players,
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but yet he called you
out of the blue.
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It just makes sense.
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Yeah, Mom.
Don't doubt yourself.
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I wasn't.
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Damn.
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The preliminary vote
is tomorrow,
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and according to our skeezy
- partners at PornBet.
- Balls,
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the odds-on favorites
for the Hall of Fame
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are quarterback
Clark Doorhammer,
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center O'Neill Shaquille,
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and, incredibly,
kicker Rusty Boyd,
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who was only in the league
for five seasons.
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Jerry thinks he can get to me
through my best friend?
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He's crazy.
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Me and Rusty are tight forever.
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Yo, Rust, let's go
to that laser tag place
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where you sit in chairs.
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What are you doing?
- I'm sorry.
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This one's too tight,
and now it's stuck.
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But why do you have them?
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If they think you might
get in to the Hall of Fame,
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they send you
a bunch of jackets
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ahead of time so they know
what size you are.
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This is affecting
our friendship.
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I don't like the feelings
that I'm feeling,
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but I can't help it.
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Jerry Basmati's an evil genius.
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He manipulated us!
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He's like the Gone Girl,
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and we're just a couple
of Afflecks.
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How can I make this right, Reg?
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What's your love language?
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Is it words of affirmation?
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I love you.
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Is it gifts?
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Here.
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Is it touch?
Here comes touch.
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No!
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My love language
is acts of service.
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That's why me and you are
gonna stop Jerry Basmati
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and save our friendship.
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Here comes more touch.
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No.
Sorry, Bella.
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I said I'm not using any
Reggie Dinkins materials
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in the pitch.
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In 2020.
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But we didn't have the funeral
until '21 because of COVID.
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I get that MRD is small,
but small things can be great,
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like those bottles of booze
on airplanes.
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That's all you need.
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It just means Slacks
would get more of my time,
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and time is money.
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And money never sleeps, so--
transitive property--
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time never sleeps.
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I drank a lot of coffee
this morning.
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Maybe this is actually
Monica's story
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and her improbable return
to the top.
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But also,
it's still about Rusty
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and his improbable rise
to glory.
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Oh, and then there's Brina,
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whose career has really
started to sing.
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I don't know.
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I guess I could do
the closing credits like--
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♪ We've been waiting
for the end ♪
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♪ Now it's here,
let's begin ♪
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♪ We had a couple Ls
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♪ But two Ls make a win ♪
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♪ The fall and rise
of everybody ♪
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OK, so I know how
to stop Basmati.
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I call him up.
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I disguise my voice.
I say--
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Oh, hello.
It's me, Jeff Bezos.
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Fancy a trip to space, do you?
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But then we build the rocket.
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Nah, man.
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We don't actually
have to stop Jerry.
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We just need to make
you unelectable.
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But he's a straight
white dude in 2026.
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It's much harder for them
to get in trouble
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than it used to be.
- Yeah.
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Which is saying a lot,
because it's always been hard.
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Ready for lunch, Reg?
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'Cause of your tummy, I had
her make one without any--
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Mustard!
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I know how to destroy you.
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MRD Sports Management
is a global brand
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with clients in dozens of
current and former countries
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from Serbia to Kyrgyzstan
to Genovia.
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MRD clients are at
the top of their game.
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Oh.
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Sorry.
Those are my grandsons.
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But look at those faces.
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Yeah, I say we keep it in.
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Monica, you remember
my assistant, Shane.
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Mr. Hu took me shopping.
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I assume you're in town
to pitch Slacks Madison.
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Well, you'll be surprised
to know--
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You're meeting with him?
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What? Huh?
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You? But how?
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Psych. Pretending.
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Slacks Madison didn't even know
who you were until I told him.
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This is my move.
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Before I date someone,
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I hire a guy who's terrible
at sex to sleep with them.
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Then I get in there,
and they're, like, grateful.
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How bad is that guy in bed?
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You wouldn't believe it.
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So bad.
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And that's what
you're gonna do for me--
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make me look amazing.
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I mean, you can't even talk
about your most famous client.
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This is fun.
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Shane, what have
we not covered?
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Ooh. Um, let's see.
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Oh, did you tell her
that we only came here
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to get in her head
so she totally beefs her pitch?
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No.
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Thank you, Shane.
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Monica, I only came here--
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I heard him.
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Just get the hell out of here.
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That's where I wanted
to go anyway.
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It was so great to see you.
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Bye.
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What a cute couple.
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Rusty, your road to Canton's
been a real Cinderello story.
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That's Cinderella for boys.
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Thanks, Brett.
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I'm just here to say one thing.
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Kendrick Lamar,
I have beef with you.
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You're short,
and your ears stick out.
261
00:09:33,790 --> 00:09:35,923
And it's not cute.
262
00:09:36,053 --> 00:09:37,881
And you're bad for hip-hop.
263
00:09:37,968 --> 00:09:40,623
I'm better than you
at rapping, you see?
264
00:09:40,710 --> 00:09:41,972
They're not like us.
265
00:09:42,103 --> 00:09:43,670
Well, you not like me.
266
00:09:43,757 --> 00:09:45,410
Come at me, man.
267
00:09:45,497 --> 00:09:48,370
I dare you, and we'll let
the internet pick a winner.
268
00:09:51,286 --> 00:09:52,722
Oh, God.
He dropped.
269
00:09:52,809 --> 00:09:54,157
Kendrick dropped already.
270
00:09:54,158 --> 00:09:56,117
Dad.
271
00:09:56,247 --> 00:09:58,902
♪ I know I always say
put it in the music ♪
272
00:09:58,989 --> 00:10:01,122
♪ But some things you just
have to say with your chest ♪
273
00:10:01,209 --> 00:10:03,863
♪ Rusty Boyd, I respect you ♪
274
00:10:03,864 --> 00:10:05,430
♪ People are so scared
of my pen ♪
275
00:10:05,561 --> 00:10:07,041
♪ They're afraid
to challenge me ♪
276
00:10:07,128 --> 00:10:08,608
♪ But an artist needs
to be challenged ♪
277
00:10:08,695 --> 00:10:10,044
♪ And thanks to you ♪
278
00:10:10,131 --> 00:10:11,785
♪ I've never felt
so creatively alive ♪
279
00:10:11,872 --> 00:10:13,524
♪ That's why I want
to officially endorse ♪
280
00:10:13,525 --> 00:10:15,615
♪ Rusty Boyd for
the NFL Hall of Fame ♪
281
00:10:15,702 --> 00:10:17,399
♪ Yeah, yeah ♪
282
00:10:20,881 --> 00:10:22,926
Rusty,
283
00:10:23,057 --> 00:10:24,667
I love you,
284
00:10:24,798 --> 00:10:26,886
and I hate myself
for feeling this way.
285
00:10:26,887 --> 00:10:29,324
But I can't live
in your house anymore.
286
00:10:30,978 --> 00:10:32,632
I'll pack my food and go.
287
00:10:38,420 --> 00:10:41,379
Monica, you look terrible.
288
00:10:41,510 --> 00:10:43,207
It'd be sexist of me
not to tell you that.
289
00:10:43,381 --> 00:10:44,991
Here's what's going
to happen, Barry.
290
00:10:44,992 --> 00:10:46,775
I'm going to go into that room,
and when I come out,
291
00:10:46,776 --> 00:10:48,647
I'm going to be
Slacks Madison's agent.
292
00:10:48,648 --> 00:10:50,388
Oh, OK.
293
00:10:50,562 --> 00:10:53,956
And I'm 6'4",
and this isn't a wig.
294
00:10:53,957 --> 00:10:57,482
That's how insane you sound.
295
00:10:57,569 --> 00:10:59,267
If she can actually
pull this off,
296
00:10:59,354 --> 00:11:01,617
then that is our Rudy moment.
297
00:11:01,791 --> 00:11:04,445
Not literally because
the movie "Rudy" is a lie.
298
00:11:04,446 --> 00:11:06,100
They carried him off
the field as a joke.
299
00:11:06,187 --> 00:11:08,015
Look it up.
300
00:11:08,102 --> 00:11:10,843
Oh, Monica, Monica.
Oh, how did it go?
301
00:11:10,844 --> 00:11:11,975
I left it all in there.
302
00:11:12,149 --> 00:11:13,237
Great.
Good for you.
303
00:11:13,368 --> 00:11:15,196
No, I left
all my stuff in there.
304
00:11:15,283 --> 00:11:16,763
I tanked so hard.
305
00:11:16,850 --> 00:11:18,198
I left behind my computer,
my bag.
306
00:11:18,199 --> 00:11:19,287
My phone and wallet are in it.
307
00:11:19,461 --> 00:11:20,897
Poured coffee on myself.
308
00:11:21,028 --> 00:11:22,681
I don't care.
I'll shave my head.
309
00:11:22,682 --> 00:11:24,684
Start over.
310
00:11:26,860 --> 00:11:30,036
OK, maybe the documentary
is about me not knowing
311
00:11:30,037 --> 00:11:32,169
what the documentary is about.
312
00:11:32,256 --> 00:11:33,518
Hmm?
313
00:11:42,092 --> 00:11:44,225
What do you want, Basmati?
314
00:11:44,355 --> 00:11:46,052
Nice try with Kendrick.
315
00:11:46,053 --> 00:11:48,446
I heard he started wearing
your jersey on tour.
316
00:11:48,577 --> 00:11:50,056
Reggie must be
so happy for you.
317
00:11:50,057 --> 00:11:52,450
He is.
He got me balloons.
318
00:11:52,624 --> 00:11:55,018
Oh, I love balloons.
Let me see them.
319
00:11:55,149 --> 00:11:56,845
I sucked
all the helium out of them,
320
00:11:56,846 --> 00:11:58,152
so you missed it.
321
00:11:58,239 --> 00:11:59,936
And I can still stop this.
322
00:12:00,023 --> 00:12:01,502
You know I don't deserve it.
323
00:12:01,503 --> 00:12:02,896
Why not?
You meet the requirements.
324
00:12:02,983 --> 00:12:04,549
You've been retired
for five years
325
00:12:04,636 --> 00:12:06,333
and received
a post-season honor,
326
00:12:06,334 --> 00:12:08,162
the 2004 Pro Bowl.
327
00:12:08,292 --> 00:12:09,945
Only
because all the other kickers
328
00:12:09,946 --> 00:12:12,295
got a foot fungus at a hot tub
party that I wasn't invited to.
329
00:12:12,296 --> 00:12:14,385
Sorry.
Read the rule book.
330
00:12:14,472 --> 00:12:16,126
Damn it.
331
00:12:24,787 --> 00:12:26,920
Oh, I'll read
the rule book, Jerry.
332
00:12:32,534 --> 00:12:34,536
You OK, Reg?
333
00:12:34,710 --> 00:12:36,581
Brina, whatever you do,
334
00:12:36,712 --> 00:12:38,583
don't play
professional football
335
00:12:38,714 --> 00:12:41,672
and be just OK at it and then
get into the Hall of Fame
336
00:12:41,673 --> 00:12:44,415
because that might
come between us.
337
00:12:44,546 --> 00:12:46,330
I try not to limit myself.
338
00:12:46,504 --> 00:12:49,725
But OK, baby.
339
00:12:49,856 --> 00:12:51,161
You were right, Brina.
340
00:12:51,335 --> 00:12:52,510
I got pranked.
341
00:12:52,597 --> 00:12:53,468
Oh, no.
Was it a Chucky?
342
00:12:53,642 --> 00:12:54,685
I wish.
343
00:12:54,686 --> 00:12:57,515
It was a Barry Hu.
344
00:12:57,602 --> 00:13:00,475
I keep talking about
getting to this next level,
345
00:13:00,562 --> 00:13:02,738
but maybe this is my level.
346
00:13:02,869 --> 00:13:05,436
Guys like Barry win
because they're ruthless.
347
00:13:05,523 --> 00:13:07,612
I couldn't even dump
Reggie Dinkins.
348
00:13:07,743 --> 00:13:09,439
Thank goodness you didn't.
349
00:13:09,440 --> 00:13:11,486
Without you, Reggie'd probably
be one of those guys
350
00:13:11,573 --> 00:13:13,270
who sits in his driveway
in a lawn chair
351
00:13:13,444 --> 00:13:15,098
and comments on stuff,
352
00:13:15,185 --> 00:13:17,884
and I do not want to marry
a driveway lawn chair guy.
353
00:13:17,971 --> 00:13:19,799
Yeah, that would be my deal.
354
00:13:19,886 --> 00:13:23,453
I'd be like, ooh,
someone's in a hurry!
355
00:13:23,454 --> 00:13:25,369
OK, I'm sorry, but Monica,
356
00:13:25,500 --> 00:13:27,328
you should not want
to be like Barry.
357
00:13:27,458 --> 00:13:29,417
The fact that you kept Reggie
358
00:13:29,547 --> 00:13:31,592
and you kept a gorgeous roof
over his head--
359
00:13:31,593 --> 00:13:33,420
I wish my roof got
to hear you say that.
360
00:13:33,421 --> 00:13:34,944
He's very insecure.
361
00:13:35,118 --> 00:13:37,686
That means you are better
at this than Barry.
362
00:13:37,817 --> 00:13:39,644
Reggie is not
a liability, Monica.
363
00:13:39,819 --> 00:13:41,645
He is proof of what you can do.
364
00:13:41,646 --> 00:13:45,824
Which means you shouldn't
pretend I don't exist.
365
00:13:45,825 --> 00:13:47,956
And I shouldn't pretend
366
00:13:47,957 --> 00:13:51,308
to be a deceased
former New York City mayor.
367
00:13:51,395 --> 00:13:53,093
Exactly.
You should be proud.
368
00:13:53,180 --> 00:13:55,443
You've kept this deadweight
afloat for 20-plus years.
369
00:13:55,573 --> 00:13:57,793
You was a mess, too,
Arthur Tobin.
370
00:13:57,967 --> 00:13:59,968
Yes, I was, and Monica
didn't give up on me either.
371
00:13:59,969 --> 00:14:02,057
You came and got me
from a bus station.
372
00:14:02,058 --> 00:14:03,581
I've never been
to one of those.
373
00:14:03,712 --> 00:14:04,713
What do you wear?
374
00:14:04,844 --> 00:14:06,410
Right.
375
00:14:06,541 --> 00:14:09,457
Reggie, you're gonna
need to put shoes on.
376
00:14:09,631 --> 00:14:13,895
For you, Monica...
377
00:14:13,896 --> 00:14:15,332
I'll try.
378
00:14:16,768 --> 00:14:18,595
You're crazy, man.
379
00:14:18,596 --> 00:14:20,249
Slacks, hold up.
380
00:14:20,250 --> 00:14:21,599
I'd really love
the opportunity--
381
00:14:21,730 --> 00:14:22,991
Reggie Dinkins?
382
00:14:22,992 --> 00:14:24,907
Yo, this is Reggie Dinkins!
383
00:14:24,994 --> 00:14:26,299
I'm a huge fan.
384
00:14:26,300 --> 00:14:27,387
Seriously?
385
00:14:27,388 --> 00:14:28,780
I--I mean, obviously.
386
00:14:28,911 --> 00:14:31,218
Look, I modeled
my whole game after you.
387
00:14:31,305 --> 00:14:33,654
I do all your moves
like the "Go away, you!"
388
00:14:33,655 --> 00:14:34,786
You ever do the--
389
00:14:34,917 --> 00:14:36,309
both:
"Don't take my football, you!"
390
00:14:36,310 --> 00:14:37,658
Yeah.
391
00:14:37,659 --> 00:14:39,269
Look, Mr. Dinkins,
if it's cool with you,
392
00:14:39,356 --> 00:14:40,356
can I get a selfie?
393
00:14:40,357 --> 00:14:41,444
Absolutely.
394
00:14:41,445 --> 00:14:42,533
Hey.
395
00:14:46,233 --> 00:14:49,192
Slacks, I think
you know my agent,
396
00:14:49,366 --> 00:14:51,063
Monica Reese-Dinkins.
397
00:14:51,064 --> 00:14:52,543
Sorry.
398
00:14:52,674 --> 00:14:55,198
I finished all the champagne
on the elevator ride down,
399
00:14:55,329 --> 00:14:59,811
but I'll be happy to open
another for my newest client.
400
00:15:01,683 --> 00:15:02,944
What's he doing here?
401
00:15:02,945 --> 00:15:04,077
I don't know what
she's told you,
402
00:15:04,207 --> 00:15:05,469
but this isn't the dead mayor.
403
00:15:05,643 --> 00:15:08,907
I'm here because
despite everything,
404
00:15:08,908 --> 00:15:11,084
Monica has always stood by me.
405
00:15:11,171 --> 00:15:12,867
She might not be as
successful as you.
406
00:15:12,868 --> 00:15:13,869
Obviously.
407
00:15:14,000 --> 00:15:15,261
Look at my watches.
408
00:15:15,262 --> 00:15:16,654
And I know I remind her
409
00:15:16,741 --> 00:15:18,482
of all the stuff
that's gone wrong.
410
00:15:18,656 --> 00:15:21,049
But she's never
blamed it all on me
411
00:15:21,050 --> 00:15:25,359
or pushed me away like
I'm some kind of--
412
00:15:25,446 --> 00:15:27,926
Rusty, what have I done?
413
00:15:27,927 --> 00:15:34,106
I've abandoned my boy!
414
00:15:34,107 --> 00:15:35,934
Man, I wish I would
have known he was with MRD
415
00:15:35,935 --> 00:15:37,545
before I made my decision.
416
00:15:37,675 --> 00:15:39,459
Well, when you get sick
of hearing this guy
417
00:15:39,460 --> 00:15:40,896
talk about how much
he loves Miami--
418
00:15:41,070 --> 00:15:42,245
Oh, you gotta go.
419
00:15:42,419 --> 00:15:43,812
The parties are so loud.
420
00:15:43,899 --> 00:15:45,074
Give me a call.
421
00:15:45,161 --> 00:15:46,641
Monica!
422
00:15:46,728 --> 00:15:48,425
I forgot you drove.
423
00:15:53,430 --> 00:15:54,344
Rusty!
424
00:15:54,475 --> 00:15:57,042
I'm sorry, Rusty!
425
00:15:57,043 --> 00:15:58,305
Rusty?
426
00:16:02,483 --> 00:16:05,702
"I've decided to end it all."
427
00:16:05,703 --> 00:16:07,009
Oh, God.
428
00:16:07,183 --> 00:16:08,749
No.
429
00:16:08,750 --> 00:16:10,752
I think the note
is very clear, Marty.
430
00:16:10,926 --> 00:16:13,929
I'm going to end it all,
431
00:16:14,060 --> 00:16:16,105
"it" being the nonsense
with Jerry Basmati.
432
00:16:16,192 --> 00:16:17,541
What else have we
been talking about?
433
00:16:17,628 --> 00:16:20,414
I don't have time for this!
I have to go end it all!
434
00:16:22,155 --> 00:16:24,896
- Mr. Basmati--
- Good afternoon, friends.
435
00:16:24,984 --> 00:16:27,376
Look, I can't comment on how
I'm gonna vote in there,
436
00:16:27,377 --> 00:16:28,987
but I don't want to
disappoint you.
437
00:16:28,988 --> 00:16:33,905
So I will sing the 1976
disco smash "Car Wash."
438
00:16:33,993 --> 00:16:35,603
♪ At the car wash ♪
439
00:16:35,690 --> 00:16:37,126
♪ Diggity diggity dink ♪
440
00:16:37,213 --> 00:16:39,780
♪ Workin' at the car wash,
yeah ♪
441
00:16:39,781 --> 00:16:41,913
♪ Whoa
- Hey, Basmati!
442
00:16:42,001 --> 00:16:43,611
What--
443
00:16:43,698 --> 00:16:45,264
- Christmas morning!
- Oh!
444
00:16:53,142 --> 00:16:55,623
Let not your anger blind you,
445
00:16:55,710 --> 00:16:59,278
lest you become like
a beast of the field.
446
00:16:59,279 --> 00:17:00,367
Just made that up.
447
00:17:00,497 --> 00:17:01,671
It's OK.
448
00:17:01,672 --> 00:17:04,022
I won't press charges.
449
00:17:04,023 --> 00:17:06,068
You and Dinkins ain't getting
out of this that easy.
450
00:17:06,242 --> 00:17:07,852
You told me to read
the rule book.
451
00:17:07,983 --> 00:17:11,813
Rule 12, Section 2, Article 17.
452
00:17:11,900 --> 00:17:15,685
Use of a helmet as a weapon--
immediate disqualification.
453
00:17:15,686 --> 00:17:18,036
Yeah, from the game, man.
454
00:17:18,037 --> 00:17:19,995
Where does it say that?
455
00:17:22,693 --> 00:17:24,347
That's not possible.
456
00:17:24,478 --> 00:17:25,914
It just says disqualified.
457
00:17:26,001 --> 00:17:28,221
It doesn't say from what.
That's idiotic.
458
00:17:28,395 --> 00:17:30,353
You never should have told me
to read the rule book, Basmati.
459
00:17:32,399 --> 00:17:34,575
This some straight
"Air Bud" bull[bleep].
460
00:17:35,880 --> 00:17:37,620
Hey, did you talk to Rusty?
461
00:17:37,621 --> 00:17:39,013
No.
462
00:17:39,014 --> 00:17:40,407
Well, I know it's
not the Hall of Fame,
463
00:17:40,494 --> 00:17:43,235
but this was a good day
for all of us.
464
00:17:43,236 --> 00:17:44,584
That's the spirit.
We have a lot to celebrate.
465
00:17:44,585 --> 00:17:45,629
Come on.
466
00:17:45,803 --> 00:17:47,066
To life.
467
00:17:47,196 --> 00:17:48,414
No, no, no.
Don't worry.
468
00:17:48,415 --> 00:17:49,894
This is just ginger ale.
469
00:17:49,981 --> 00:17:51,286
Life.
470
00:17:51,287 --> 00:17:53,811
Dad, you took a picture
with Slacks Madison?
471
00:17:53,898 --> 00:17:55,639
That is so cool.
472
00:17:55,770 --> 00:17:57,424
You took a picture
with Doja Cat's
473
00:17:57,554 --> 00:17:59,294
brand assistant's boyfriend?
474
00:18:00,644 --> 00:18:01,819
He looks so--
475
00:18:01,950 --> 00:18:03,994
Stop.
476
00:18:03,995 --> 00:18:05,954
Just--
477
00:18:06,041 --> 00:18:08,391
I wish I could enjoy this,
but Rusty--
478
00:18:08,565 --> 00:18:10,393
Is right behind you.
479
00:18:12,352 --> 00:18:13,656
What are you doing here?
480
00:18:13,657 --> 00:18:15,920
I live here because
I'm no longer eligible
481
00:18:16,051 --> 00:18:17,704
for the stupid Hall of Fame.
482
00:18:17,705 --> 00:18:19,881
Oh. Of course.
483
00:18:20,011 --> 00:18:24,103
"It" was Jerry Basmati's plan,
and you ended it all.
484
00:18:24,233 --> 00:18:25,843
And the red stuff on the note--
485
00:18:26,017 --> 00:18:27,497
both: Was jelly!
486
00:18:29,630 --> 00:18:31,806
Oh.
487
00:18:31,980 --> 00:18:34,069
Maybe touch is
my love language.
488
00:18:35,375 --> 00:18:36,505
both: Basmati.
489
00:18:36,506 --> 00:18:38,421
Ice cream truck!
I mean, Basmati!
490
00:18:40,510 --> 00:18:42,817
That's his car,
but where is he?
491
00:18:42,904 --> 00:18:46,036
He's in your house,
dinkbags!
492
00:18:46,037 --> 00:18:47,604
What are you doing here,
Basmati?
493
00:18:47,735 --> 00:18:50,520
Your boy here foiled my plan
to get him in the Hall.
494
00:18:50,651 --> 00:18:52,130
But guess what?
495
00:18:52,131 --> 00:18:55,611
I get the last laugh 'cause
we still voted today.
496
00:18:55,612 --> 00:18:57,179
And you didn't make the cut.
497
00:18:57,266 --> 00:18:58,398
Not even close.
498
00:18:58,528 --> 00:18:59,747
Oh, look at that.
499
00:18:59,834 --> 00:19:02,489
The last page--Reggie Dinkins.
500
00:19:02,663 --> 00:19:04,404
You only got four votes, chump.
501
00:19:05,970 --> 00:19:08,276
- Oh, baby!
- Hey!
502
00:19:08,277 --> 00:19:10,192
You got votes!
503
00:19:10,279 --> 00:19:12,150
Four votes? Four.
504
00:19:12,151 --> 00:19:14,544
Four votes?
Four.
505
00:19:14,631 --> 00:19:15,979
Wait, is that what
she just said?
506
00:19:15,980 --> 00:19:17,025
No, no, no.
No, stop.
507
00:19:17,112 --> 00:19:18,200
Stop being happy.
508
00:19:18,287 --> 00:19:19,461
Can I get a "four votes"?
509
00:19:19,462 --> 00:19:21,160
all: Four votes!
510
00:19:21,290 --> 00:19:23,031
To hell with this jubilation.
511
00:19:24,641 --> 00:19:25,773
Bye, Mr. Basmati.
512
00:19:25,860 --> 00:19:27,688
Mister?
513
00:19:27,775 --> 00:19:30,256
You shouldn't respect me.
Why you respecting me?
514
00:19:30,430 --> 00:19:32,083
I--I don't.
515
00:19:32,171 --> 00:19:35,086
Now get out of here, sir,
and have a safe trip home.
516
00:19:35,174 --> 00:19:37,480
Your boy is weird, Dinkins.
517
00:19:37,567 --> 00:19:38,960
Yay!
518
00:19:39,134 --> 00:19:40,483
Four votes!
519
00:19:44,357 --> 00:19:46,707
So what?
Are we done?
520
00:19:46,881 --> 00:19:47,925
Is that the end of the movie?
521
00:19:48,056 --> 00:19:49,579
Film.
522
00:19:49,666 --> 00:19:54,236
And, no, I actually think
this is just the beginning.
523
00:19:54,323 --> 00:19:57,283
I think all this time was
just getting us here together.
524
00:19:57,413 --> 00:19:59,067
Monica, do you remember
what you said to me
525
00:19:59,154 --> 00:20:00,808
at the bus station?
526
00:20:00,895 --> 00:20:02,766
This could be a win-win-win.
527
00:20:02,940 --> 00:20:03,941
Well, I did not
really believe that.
528
00:20:04,115 --> 00:20:06,552
At the time,
I just wanted my job back.
529
00:20:06,553 --> 00:20:09,164
But now I am starting to.
530
00:20:09,295 --> 00:20:11,340
Yeah, we are not those
same people we were then.
531
00:20:11,471 --> 00:20:15,736
And I think if we continue
to our own selves be true,
532
00:20:15,866 --> 00:20:18,478
it really could be
a win-win-win.
533
00:20:18,608 --> 00:20:21,176
Win-win-win.
534
00:20:21,307 --> 00:20:22,395
Did I get everyone?
535
00:20:22,525 --> 00:20:25,093
No, actually, you didn't.
536
00:20:26,573 --> 00:20:28,704
So we're not gonna stop now.
537
00:20:28,705 --> 00:20:30,619
We're just getting started.
538
00:20:30,620 --> 00:20:33,231
All right.
Let's run it back.
539
00:20:33,232 --> 00:20:35,799
both:
Stack, stack.
540
00:20:35,973 --> 00:20:38,671
So how has everyone
been handling
541
00:20:38,672 --> 00:20:40,456
farting on camera?
542
00:20:40,630 --> 00:20:42,763
'Cause I've been going
into the woods.
543
00:20:46,027 --> 00:20:48,116
You got my hoodie all
smelling like vanilla.
544
00:20:48,203 --> 00:20:50,379
I had to tell my dad
it was from baking a cake.
545
00:20:50,510 --> 00:20:52,163
That's such a dumb lie.
He's gonna want a piece.
546
00:20:52,294 --> 00:20:53,643
He did.
547
00:20:53,730 --> 00:20:55,776
So I had to actually
bake a cake.
548
00:20:55,906 --> 00:20:57,865
It was so salty.
549
00:20:57,995 --> 00:20:59,693
Well, my dad found
the rose you gave me.
550
00:20:59,823 --> 00:21:01,434
I said it was a prop
for the talent show,
551
00:21:01,564 --> 00:21:03,478
so now I'm doing a one-woman
"Beauty and the Beast."
552
00:21:03,479 --> 00:21:04,741
I'm coming to that.
553
00:21:04,828 --> 00:21:07,178
No, you're not.
He'll be there.
554
00:21:07,353 --> 00:21:10,138
D, who you talking to?
I heard a boy.
555
00:21:10,225 --> 00:21:11,400
Where is it?
556
00:21:11,487 --> 00:21:13,054
No, Dad,
I'm talking to Olivia.
557
00:21:13,141 --> 00:21:14,315
Then where'd she go?
558
00:21:14,316 --> 00:21:15,448
Olivia!
559
00:21:15,578 --> 00:21:17,406
Why do I know that couch?
560
00:21:24,283 --> 00:21:26,589
- Good night, everybody.
- Good night.