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Now it begins.

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Hi, I'm Sarah McConnell.

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Downloaded from
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I am 21.

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I am a drama major here at Ramapo.

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Official YIFY movies site:
YTS.BZ

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My favorite color is Indigo.

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This is test footage for Avery.

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This is Avery's final project test footage.

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And today, or well this weekend actually,

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I am going to make a
funny video with my friends.

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Wait Avery, can you take a picture of this

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and put it on Tumblr?

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It could get like so many reposts.

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And then we are gonna put it on YouTube.

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The cool thing about
YouTube is that people just put

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whatever kind of videos
they want to on there.

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You know, in real life, if
you said something weird,

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then people would look at you and be like,

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okay, you're weird.

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Doctor, I think something's
fucking wrong with my belly.

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I'm fucking pregnant.

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On YouTube, people who
find that weird thing funny

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will go to it.

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I think that's awesome.

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Wait, this is a better joke, ready?

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Zork, help me.

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I can't pass my stool.

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The internet.

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What the fuck, right?

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What life online looks
like today is a far cry

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from its ambitious origins.

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Even the first computers were massive

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technological achievements,

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but now these relics look
like big plastic pieces of shit.

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It's been less than 12
years since this computer

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was state of the art, but it's
been replaced so effectively

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that we don't even have nostalgia

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for this technological pioneer.

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Our way of engaging
with it is also changing.

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I fear that we've grown so accustomed

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to having the world in
the palm of our hands

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that we fail to appreciate
what life was like

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inside this box when it was new.

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But this isn't a love letter to 2007,

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and it's not a history of
what makes the internet cool.

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Viral baby animals, by the way.

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And though this is about
my first documentary,

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this is not the story of how
I got where I am today, no.

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This is the story of the digital landscape

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in a formative time through
the eyes of three young women

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discovering what this
screen is truly capable of.

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Where's our fucking nacho cheese?

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Sarah McConnell was an incredibly
ambitious girl with a great sense of humor.

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Her infectious optimism
inspired not only her team then,

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but our team today.

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We've commissioned the
use of some of the technology

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from restorative Beatles documentaries

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in order to join her on her journey

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and bring this story to life.

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Now, some of you may say,

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Avery, isn't that an
egregious waste of resources?

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And to that I say.

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Okay, so I think the goal here is
to make the funniest video possible.

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So I've been brainstorming and I kind
of put together some of the elements

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of like funny videos
that I think would work.

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And so like, for example, there's this
one where a guy is delivering a pizza

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and then he gets hit by a car.

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It sounds bad, but it's really good.

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That's what passed for a
funny viral video in 2007.

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Yeah, I love videos.

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I'm just always watching videos. My
parents definitely think that it's weird.

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They just don't get it.

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My dad honestly doesn't even care as much.

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Like he's very like, you're an adult.
You're about to be done with school.

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Like, you know, if you want to fuck around

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and waste your life forever, go ahead.

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It's honestly, it's my
mom that is a huge issue.

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She's always like, you gotta be careful.

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I think she's worried that there's
a lot of access to strangers.

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She just always thinks that
there's like creepy old guys

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trying to creep on me.

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I'm in these like forum things. There's
all these other girls that are my age.

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And all we do is just like

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talk about the things that we
find funny and videos that we like.

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And they're basically like
my friends at this point.

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Our researchers checked and
confirmed with multiple sources

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so that I can confidently say

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all of the people she was
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So to help me make the video, I have
some friends that have agreed to help.

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The first person is my cousin Gabby.

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- Is this like for the movie thing?
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- Hello.
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We're gonna get interviewed and everything.

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We're all gonna get interviewed?

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Mm-hmm.

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Ah, yeah.

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I kind of like comedy most of the time.

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I was in my college's improv team,

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mostly because like with improv,

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you don't have to do anything.

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You're just gonna like show up.

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So it's easy. I don't know.

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It was kind of fucking stupid,

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but it was good while I was there.

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- What are you gonna say?
- Well I don't know.

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I'll probably talk about like the YouTube
video and about like Faye and you.

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What do you wanna say about me?

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And Gabby is so cool.

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I love Gabby.

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And ever since she moved over here,

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we have been like sisters

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because we're both our
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She's like the funniest person I know.

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She's the kind of person where if you said,

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should we do this?

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She'd like actually do that.

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So yeah, I think she's great.

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I think she'd be perfect for this.

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And my mom loves her too.

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Could you tell them I'm the other one?

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She never tells people that.

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I'm also more interesting.

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I gotta do this thing now for Sarah,

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trying to help her.

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Someone's got to.

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She needs to be contained.

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Or else she'll burst.

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Take that out of my watch.

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Pretty cool, no?

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Borrowed it from the new kid at work.

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Oh, you borrowed it.

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- I borrowed it.
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I mean, you stole it.

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No.

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The next person who's
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is my friend Faye.

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♪ Sarah and Faye ♪

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♪ Hanging out on the
quad, keeping it real ♪

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♪ Woo ♪

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Sarah talks a lot about funny things

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that she does with Gabby.

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And I'm really excited
because Sarah's really funny.

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So, you know, I get to
meet a lot of cool people

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through her.

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I met Faye here at
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And she's also in the drama department,

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but she is a little bit shy.

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And she wasn't really
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And then I started hanging out with her.

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Not because I felt bad
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It's just that I think she's really cool.

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And I was like, I bet you
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that she is cool yet.

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Hey, do that funny thing you do.

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I think it's going to be really fun

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and it'll be a good time.

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Wait, can you shut the fuck up?

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Yeah, we're sorry.

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We're sorry.

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So Gabby and Faye are going
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and we are going to make a video.

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Yeah, I'm excited. And my
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So we can like actually
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But it's not like that they
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It's just, it's so weird
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Even if I was like 40, which I'm not, like
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if you were like having
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We're not planning on having sex
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Like we're just trying
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- It's like the puppets have sex and stuff.
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It's really fun.

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Okay, Gabby's here.

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She's pulling up.

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You're going to love her.

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She's so fun.

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Hi.

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Hold up.

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There's this guy I met at a work

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who won't stop texting me.

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He's like so into me.

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What should I say?

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- I'm thinking.
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Hey, I'm Faye.

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It's really nice to meet you.

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What's up?

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Look at him, isn't he so cute?

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What is he?

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- Yeah.
- Come here.

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Now some of our younger viewers may think

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that we are censoring this photo

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in order to protect the
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That's just what photo
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Wow, Gabby, he's super cute.

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I know, right?

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Yeah, what if you just said like,

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what are you up to next week?

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What are you, a virgin?

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I'm not.

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I'm going to say.

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- So what are you going to do about it?
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Oh.

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Ugh.

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Gross.

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So what are we doing today?

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Now that our key players
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their story kicks off.

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As they find their footing in collaboration.

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Are you like rolling?

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Okay.

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Okay, so I think that we can get started.

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What do you want us to do?

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Right, so I was thinking
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what our inspirations are,

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what kind of video would we like to make?

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Why are you asking it like a question?

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I don't know, I'm sorry, I'm just like,

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now I feel weird.

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Now I feel weird.

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Okay, well what if you showed us

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some of your favorite videos

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and then we see what you think is funny

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and we can all get on like
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Perfect, I love that idea.

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I do have a lot of videos that I like,

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so it might take me a
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- I'm sure.
- I'll be over here.

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So do you like cool videos on the internet?

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Oh I have this friend of mine,

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she owns her own computer in this apartment

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that she shares with this guy

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and the other day they
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making out and they sold it
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- Whoa, that's really cool.
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And get that, she says
that the next big thing is feet.

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Yeah, I used the computer at school

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for like that kind of stuff.

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Just because my parents don't
really like me using it at home.

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They're like Sarah's where
they don't really like me

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posting random stuff online
or messaging random people.

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They just kind of think it's dangerous.

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Okay, well Sarah's parents

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are kind of weird about everything.

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No, they're not weird about everything.

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Sorry, you're 21 years old
and you still have a curfew.

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I don't have a curfew,
they just don't like it

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when I'm out later than I should be.

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Well, what if you were at college,

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you'd be out late all the time?

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I am at college.

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Well, you don't dorm,

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so it's kind of like you're not.

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Well, regardless, I found
the videos I wanna show you.

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Okay.

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- Greetings earthling.
- Ah!

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Show me your best pants,
and I'll consider letting you live.

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You talked to the right earthling.

258
00:11:02,152 --> 00:11:03,152
♪ Cool pants ♪

259
00:11:03,278 --> 00:11:04,321
Huh...

260
00:11:05,030 --> 00:11:05,630
Next.

261
00:11:05,780 --> 00:11:06,906
- ♪ Cool pants ♪
- How?

262
00:11:07,199 --> 00:11:08,199
So?

263
00:11:09,284 --> 00:11:10,284
♪ Cool pants ♪

264
00:11:11,661 --> 00:11:14,747
Is this what Earth has
to offer? ♪ Cool pants ♪

265
00:11:14,914 --> 00:11:16,333
♪ Cool pants ♪

266
00:11:17,042 --> 00:11:18,668
Interesting.

267
00:11:18,751 --> 00:11:21,338
But these are my coolest
pants. ♪ Cool pants ♪

268
00:11:21,588 --> 00:11:22,755
♪ Cool pants ♪

269
00:11:23,590 --> 00:11:24,841
Is this enough, alien?

270
00:11:24,924 --> 00:11:26,884
♪ Cool pants ♪ - Let
me consult my little friend.

271
00:11:26,926 --> 00:11:27,969
Little friend...

272
00:11:28,178 --> 00:11:31,139
♪ Cool pants ♪

273
00:11:31,264 --> 00:11:33,433
♪ Cool pants ♪

274
00:11:34,059 --> 00:11:35,810
That was awesome, what's that called?

275
00:11:35,893 --> 00:11:37,062
It's called cool pants.

276
00:11:37,187 --> 00:11:39,082
Isn't it like the funniest
thing you've ever seen?

277
00:11:39,106 --> 00:11:40,315
No, I like love that.

278
00:11:40,398 --> 00:11:42,650
I know, I thought we could
do something like that maybe.

279
00:11:43,193 --> 00:11:44,319
Gabby, do you like it?

280
00:11:44,986 --> 00:11:46,238
No, I mean, it was funny,

281
00:11:46,321 --> 00:11:48,698
but I kind of feel like we
could find something funnier.

282
00:11:49,241 --> 00:11:50,241
Like what?

283
00:11:50,825 --> 00:11:52,535
I don't know, it just kind of feels like

284
00:11:52,619 --> 00:11:55,163
we would be way cooler
and we'd get a lot more people

285
00:11:55,247 --> 00:11:57,790
to watch it if we did
something like weirder.

286
00:11:57,874 --> 00:12:00,210
But I feel like that video
was already pretty weird.

287
00:12:00,585 --> 00:12:03,588
Yeah, it was weird because
they tried to make it weird.

288
00:12:03,713 --> 00:12:04,756
Like they forced it.

289
00:12:04,839 --> 00:12:06,466
They clearly wrote that.

290
00:12:06,716 --> 00:12:08,843
The funnier thing
would be to not write that

291
00:12:08,926 --> 00:12:10,686
and have something
just kind of like happen.

292
00:12:11,096 --> 00:12:12,936
You know, like the
funny other stuff out there

293
00:12:12,972 --> 00:12:15,642
is just stuff that's like accidentally weird.

294
00:12:15,850 --> 00:12:17,810
What's accidentally weird?

295
00:12:17,894 --> 00:12:18,954
Here, I'll show you, get up.

296
00:12:18,978 --> 00:12:19,978
Okay.

297
00:12:20,230 --> 00:12:21,356
My lady.

298
00:12:22,899 --> 00:12:24,192
Okay, I'm trying to aim.

299
00:12:25,777 --> 00:12:26,777
Okay.

300
00:12:27,320 --> 00:12:28,320
God!

301
00:12:41,168 --> 00:12:44,087
That is Jamie getting
hit with an air soft gun.

302
00:12:44,796 --> 00:12:49,384
This has been a badass 2001 production.

303
00:12:50,177 --> 00:12:52,137
Peace out. This is Ben.

304
00:12:56,974 --> 00:12:59,019
Oh god!

305
00:12:59,686 --> 00:13:01,479
Oh, this one's really good too.

306
00:13:02,564 --> 00:13:05,108
Wait, that one's called bird bath fire?

307
00:13:05,192 --> 00:13:07,610
Oh, I love that one.

308
00:13:09,029 --> 00:13:11,489
Wouldn't that kind of be
harder to do something like that

309
00:13:11,573 --> 00:13:13,116
because then we just have to like wait

310
00:13:13,200 --> 00:13:15,285
- for something crazy to happen so?
- Yeah.

311
00:13:15,660 --> 00:13:18,830
Or we could make something crazy happen.

312
00:13:18,996 --> 00:13:20,332
Like a prank.

313
00:13:21,416 --> 00:13:22,042
Prank?

314
00:13:22,209 --> 00:13:23,609
Gabby, we're not gonna find anybody

315
00:13:23,668 --> 00:13:24,794
to prank out here, okay?

316
00:13:24,877 --> 00:13:27,339
Can we just like go home
and write something instead?

317
00:13:27,422 --> 00:13:28,548
No, it'll be fine.

318
00:13:28,673 --> 00:13:29,549
We'll find someone.

319
00:13:29,632 --> 00:13:30,467
I don't think so.

320
00:13:30,550 --> 00:13:32,820
I mean, the only people out
here right now are like old people.

321
00:13:32,844 --> 00:13:33,553
Yeah.

322
00:13:33,636 --> 00:13:35,430
Well, look, these guys are our age.

323
00:13:35,513 --> 00:13:36,556
We could talk to them.

324
00:13:36,806 --> 00:13:37,724
Wait, who is that?

325
00:13:37,807 --> 00:13:38,475
Come on.

326
00:13:38,558 --> 00:13:40,435
That's Kyle O'Brien, shit.

327
00:13:40,560 --> 00:13:41,228
Wait, wait, wait.

328
00:13:41,311 --> 00:13:42,937
Wait, didn't you have a thing with him?

329
00:13:43,063 --> 00:13:44,832
We were in the same
stats class sophomore year

330
00:13:44,856 --> 00:13:47,234
and then we went out into
an early dinner one time.

331
00:13:47,317 --> 00:13:49,212
Okay, well, you're gonna
have to talk to him again.

332
00:13:49,236 --> 00:13:50,153
Oh, guys, please.

333
00:13:50,237 --> 00:13:51,964
- Can we just bother somebody else?
- Avery.

334
00:13:51,988 --> 00:13:53,073
Come here, get closer.

335
00:13:53,323 --> 00:13:54,323
Hello, sir.

336
00:13:54,741 --> 00:13:55,533
I don't know if you knew that,

337
00:13:55,617 --> 00:13:57,702
but the literacy rates
are down in the country

338
00:13:57,785 --> 00:14:00,163
and Apple is trying to release
their new product, the iCup,

339
00:14:00,247 --> 00:14:01,432
but before they do, they wanna make sure

340
00:14:01,456 --> 00:14:02,874
people can actually spell it.

341
00:14:02,957 --> 00:14:04,834
So could you spell iCup for us, please?

342
00:14:05,710 --> 00:14:06,336
What?

343
00:14:06,419 --> 00:14:08,099
Apple's releasing a new product, the iCup,

344
00:14:08,130 --> 00:14:08,796
to cover your junk.

345
00:14:08,880 --> 00:14:09,672
They need people to spell it.

346
00:14:09,756 --> 00:14:11,049
Can you spell iCup, please?

347
00:14:12,425 --> 00:14:13,760
Why would they do that?

348
00:14:13,843 --> 00:14:14,843
Lacrosse?

349
00:14:15,637 --> 00:14:18,348
- Can you spell lacrosse?
- No.

350
00:14:18,973 --> 00:14:20,517
Can you spell iCup, please?

351
00:14:20,975 --> 00:14:22,144
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

352
00:14:22,227 --> 00:14:25,063
I-C.

353
00:14:25,272 --> 00:14:27,274
Oh, hey, Sarah.

354
00:14:27,357 --> 00:14:28,733
- Goddammit Sarah.
- Oh, hi.

355
00:14:29,484 --> 00:14:31,153
Who's that behind you?

356
00:14:31,778 --> 00:14:32,487
Uh...

357
00:14:32,779 --> 00:14:33,571
Hi, Kyle.

358
00:14:33,655 --> 00:14:34,697
What's up?

359
00:14:35,490 --> 00:14:38,535
Um, I didn't know you guys
got off of school this early

360
00:14:38,618 --> 00:14:40,370
on Fridays, so do we.

361
00:14:40,662 --> 00:14:41,704
- Cool.
- That's great.

362
00:14:41,788 --> 00:14:43,123
Can you spell iCup, please?

363
00:14:43,373 --> 00:14:46,376
So, do you guys like work
for Apple this semester?

364
00:14:46,459 --> 00:14:48,045
No, no, we're making a video.

365
00:14:48,128 --> 00:14:49,671
Sarah.

366
00:14:50,255 --> 00:14:51,673
And who are you?

367
00:14:51,839 --> 00:14:52,965
This is my cousin, Gabby.

368
00:14:53,258 --> 00:14:54,342
Fuckin' Jesus.

369
00:14:55,718 --> 00:14:58,430
So do you want me to spell
my phone number for you?

370
00:14:58,680 --> 00:15:01,183
I wouldn't fuck you with your dad's dick,

371
00:15:01,266 --> 00:15:02,910
- you fucking dipshit.
- Okay, Gabby, all right.

372
00:15:02,934 --> 00:15:04,061
Bye, sorry guys.

373
00:15:04,144 --> 00:15:05,145
Bye, Kyle.

374
00:15:05,562 --> 00:15:10,692
I think it was called like
puppet suckfest or puppet orgy.

375
00:15:10,775 --> 00:15:11,484
What was it?

376
00:15:11,568 --> 00:15:12,485
Do you think that was weird?

377
00:15:12,569 --> 00:15:14,630
Cause like, I feel like that
was kind of embarrassing

378
00:15:14,654 --> 00:15:16,781
and I'm thinking of like changing my look

379
00:15:16,864 --> 00:15:18,744
and like kind of going
for something like artsy

380
00:15:18,783 --> 00:15:20,618
like Vanessa Carlton.

381
00:15:20,702 --> 00:15:21,994
How would that be better?

382
00:15:22,454 --> 00:15:23,746
Also, that guy sucks.

383
00:15:23,830 --> 00:15:24,581
Faye, who cares?

384
00:15:24,664 --> 00:15:25,873
You gotta know your worth.

385
00:15:26,416 --> 00:15:28,335
- I wanted to show you guys something.
- Okay.

386
00:15:28,418 --> 00:15:30,438
There's this video that we've
been all watching at work

387
00:15:30,462 --> 00:15:31,522
over and over and over again.

388
00:15:31,546 --> 00:15:32,714
It's my favorite right now.

389
00:15:32,797 --> 00:15:33,798
It's so fucking funny.

390
00:15:33,965 --> 00:15:34,965
Yay - Look at it.

391
00:15:35,967 --> 00:15:36,967
Dude.

392
00:15:40,138 --> 00:15:41,681
Why would you do that?

393
00:15:43,433 --> 00:15:44,851
I pooped on myself.

394
00:15:44,934 --> 00:15:45,727
Don't do that.

395
00:15:45,810 --> 00:15:47,687
You're scaring people. You...

396
00:15:49,522 --> 00:15:52,234
Okay, I am starring that one.

397
00:15:52,317 --> 00:15:54,295
- I am saving that one.
- Yeah, save, yeah, I get that.

398
00:15:54,319 --> 00:15:55,999
That's what happens when you listen to me.

399
00:15:56,071 --> 00:15:57,655
- Okay.
- So I was thinking we could go

400
00:15:57,739 --> 00:16:00,242
- and we can find a guy similar.
- Sure.

401
00:16:00,325 --> 00:16:02,577
And we could just do
some sort of prank on him.

402
00:16:02,660 --> 00:16:03,411
- Okay, so...
- Like that.

403
00:16:03,495 --> 00:16:04,162
Guys, guys,

404
00:16:04,246 --> 00:16:05,973
- I don't think that this is random.
- Look around here.

405
00:16:05,997 --> 00:16:07,874
I think that they're planning it

406
00:16:07,957 --> 00:16:09,792
because it's the same guy in every video.

407
00:16:09,876 --> 00:16:10,979
What the fuck are you talking about?

408
00:16:11,003 --> 00:16:12,003
No, it's not.

409
00:16:12,087 --> 00:16:12,754
It's the same guy.

410
00:16:12,837 --> 00:16:13,957
He's wearing the same thing.

411
00:16:14,006 --> 00:16:15,882
Yeah, no, I get why you would think that,

412
00:16:15,965 --> 00:16:17,259
but that's why it's funny

413
00:16:17,342 --> 00:16:19,761
because they keep going at the
same guy over and over again.

414
00:16:19,844 --> 00:16:21,013
Like that's why it's good.

415
00:16:21,346 --> 00:16:22,680
Don't you think he's in on it?

416
00:16:22,889 --> 00:16:23,598
You're just young.

417
00:16:23,723 --> 00:16:26,268
You're being a little naive. I
thought the same thing at first,

418
00:16:26,351 --> 00:16:28,270
but it's not, that's why it's funny.

419
00:16:28,353 --> 00:16:30,855
They go at it and they make
fun of him over and over again.

420
00:16:30,980 --> 00:16:32,024
And he's like, "Stop it."

421
00:16:32,107 --> 00:16:32,732
"Leave me alone."

422
00:16:32,815 --> 00:16:33,650
"I'll go get you again."

423
00:16:33,733 --> 00:16:36,569
He's just scared because
they're following him around.

424
00:16:37,029 --> 00:16:39,239
To our surprise, Gabby was right.

425
00:16:39,406 --> 00:16:40,907
Not about this channel specifically,

426
00:16:40,990 --> 00:16:42,825
they did stage all of their videos,

427
00:16:42,909 --> 00:16:45,912
but internet culture
would go in this direction.

428
00:16:46,163 --> 00:16:48,373
An incredibly popular video format today

429
00:16:48,498 --> 00:16:51,459
is just people bothering other people.

430
00:16:51,751 --> 00:16:54,129
Playing the penis game in Central Park.

431
00:16:54,754 --> 00:16:55,422
Penis.

432
00:16:55,505 --> 00:16:56,423
What are you wearing today, man?

433
00:16:56,506 --> 00:16:57,215
What are you wearing?

434
00:16:57,299 --> 00:16:57,924
Penis.

435
00:16:58,258 --> 00:16:59,301
Parkour.

436
00:17:00,510 --> 00:17:01,510
Penis.

437
00:17:02,804 --> 00:17:05,473
It's like, what is like your
body count at right now?

438
00:17:07,017 --> 00:17:07,809
How did that come out?

439
00:17:07,892 --> 00:17:10,020
I mean, it's funny, but I just don't think

440
00:17:10,103 --> 00:17:11,263
that we should go find a guy.

441
00:17:11,313 --> 00:17:14,107
We just did a prank,
and if we find him again,

442
00:17:14,191 --> 00:17:15,233
that's gonna be weird.

443
00:17:15,317 --> 00:17:16,568
What about your dad?

444
00:17:16,943 --> 00:17:18,111
Well, my dad's out of town.

445
00:17:18,195 --> 00:17:20,863
- So we can't like prank him.
- No, but we could like call him.

446
00:17:21,073 --> 00:17:23,513
Because he's like weird, but
he's not like that kind of weird.

447
00:17:23,575 --> 00:17:27,454
And he's like goofy, so
we could just like star 67.

448
00:17:27,537 --> 00:17:28,538
- What?
- And then...

449
00:17:28,621 --> 00:17:29,456
Ew.

450
00:17:29,539 --> 00:17:31,416
Like star 67, not like 69.

451
00:17:31,499 --> 00:17:33,751
Not 69, so it's kind of like a prank.

452
00:17:33,835 --> 00:17:35,087
- It's like anonymous.
- Thing.

453
00:17:35,212 --> 00:17:36,588
But we're not gonna do that,

454
00:17:36,671 --> 00:17:39,549
because it's my dad, and
I don't wanna like do that.

455
00:17:39,674 --> 00:17:41,027
No wait, Sarah, this could be good.

456
00:17:41,051 --> 00:17:41,759
Go get your phone.

457
00:17:41,843 --> 00:17:42,843
Okay.

458
00:17:43,178 --> 00:17:46,139
Okay, I guess we're prank calling my dad.

459
00:17:46,931 --> 00:17:50,227
- So, I start with star 67.
- Yeah.

460
00:17:50,310 --> 00:17:53,313
- And then I'll dial the number.
- You gotta do something

461
00:17:53,396 --> 00:17:56,441
that'll really, really like shock him.

462
00:17:56,524 --> 00:17:57,609
Scare him.

463
00:17:57,692 --> 00:17:59,152
So, what?

464
00:17:59,319 --> 00:18:00,820
Tell him you died or something.

465
00:18:00,945 --> 00:18:01,821
- That could be weird.
- No!

466
00:18:01,904 --> 00:18:03,865
- No, that feels too sad.
- Could be good.

467
00:18:03,948 --> 00:18:05,218
- What if we like...
- A second...

468
00:18:05,242 --> 00:18:07,053
- Like what if we...
- No, oh wait, I have an idea.

469
00:18:07,077 --> 00:18:08,453
I have an idea. Give me the phone.

470
00:18:08,828 --> 00:18:11,039
Hello, you got Charlie McConnell here.

471
00:18:11,123 --> 00:18:12,374
What can I do for you?

472
00:18:13,958 --> 00:18:14,958
Hello?

473
00:18:17,045 --> 00:18:19,047
Hi, hi there.

474
00:18:19,297 --> 00:18:21,299
I'm down here at the tow yard.

475
00:18:21,716 --> 00:18:26,513
And the car system sent
over your car. It's under...

476
00:18:26,596 --> 00:18:28,806
You're under arrest for not,

477
00:18:28,890 --> 00:18:33,353
so, essentially we need $10,000 to

478
00:18:33,645 --> 00:18:35,563
excuse me?

479
00:18:44,947 --> 00:18:47,659
Now listen here, you psychos.

480
00:18:47,992 --> 00:18:50,203
I don't know if you're trying to scare me

481
00:18:50,287 --> 00:18:51,954
out of money or whatever,

482
00:18:52,039 --> 00:18:54,207
- but extortion is.
- What? Sorry, no.

483
00:18:54,291 --> 00:18:56,459
Dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, no, it's me.

484
00:18:56,543 --> 00:18:59,004
I'm sorry, it's Sarah and Faye and Gabby,

485
00:18:59,087 --> 00:19:01,589
- and we were making a video pranking you.
- What?

486
00:19:01,673 --> 00:19:02,715
Hi, Mr. McConnell.

487
00:19:02,799 --> 00:19:03,425
Hi.

488
00:19:03,508 --> 00:19:05,927
Oh, Sarah Bear.

489
00:19:06,011 --> 00:19:07,429
Oh, you got me.

490
00:19:07,804 --> 00:19:08,930
I'm so sorry.

491
00:19:09,014 --> 00:19:10,432
No, no, no, you girls are crazy,

492
00:19:10,515 --> 00:19:12,100
but look, I want you to have fun.

493
00:19:12,184 --> 00:19:14,477
Use the credit card for
whatever you want, okay?

494
00:19:14,561 --> 00:19:17,564
- Within the.
- Okay. Bye, bye.

495
00:19:17,897 --> 00:19:19,232
Okay, I love you butt loads.

496
00:19:19,316 --> 00:19:19,982
Bye-bye now.

497
00:19:20,067 --> 00:19:21,776
More than a butt is the whole wide world.

498
00:19:21,943 --> 00:19:25,197
And sorry, I mean, whatever, bye.

499
00:19:25,572 --> 00:19:29,742
After failing with Gabby's
more reality-based ideas,

500
00:19:29,951 --> 00:19:33,246
Sarah and Faye were set on
creating something themselves.

501
00:19:33,413 --> 00:19:35,957
Gabby was only swayed
after they agreed to write

502
00:19:36,041 --> 00:19:39,794
something weird and gross
enough for her standards.

503
00:19:40,045 --> 00:19:42,922
Okay, what is something we can make

504
00:19:43,048 --> 00:19:48,220
that is like gross, like a skit or something

505
00:19:48,303 --> 00:19:51,514
that is, that something
gross happens in it?

506
00:19:51,806 --> 00:19:55,268
What if we're like chefs in a kitchen

507
00:19:55,352 --> 00:19:57,312
and we cook something
that looks normal at first,

508
00:19:57,437 --> 00:19:59,189
- but it's actually really gross?
- Ummm...

509
00:19:59,272 --> 00:20:01,399
Like we can put like
pubes in it or sandwich?

510
00:20:01,483 --> 00:20:02,900
A pube sandwich?

511
00:20:02,984 --> 00:20:04,628
Yeah, I don't think anyone's
ever done something like this.

512
00:20:04,652 --> 00:20:05,737
I like that.

513
00:20:05,820 --> 00:20:08,615
Is there something funnier
than a pube sandwich?

514
00:20:08,698 --> 00:20:10,783
Like a dick sandwich?

515
00:20:10,867 --> 00:20:16,039
It's like somebody is running
and they're carrying hot soup

516
00:20:16,123 --> 00:20:17,723
and then they spill it and they're like,

517
00:20:17,832 --> 00:20:21,128
oh no, my peel-off soup.

518
00:20:21,253 --> 00:20:21,961
That...

519
00:20:22,087 --> 00:20:23,838
What's that supposed to be a joke about?

520
00:20:23,921 --> 00:20:26,317
- Hila, like what if it's like made of pee?
- What about cum?

521
00:20:26,341 --> 00:20:28,010
What if the soup was cum?

522
00:20:28,260 --> 00:20:31,513
Help me, I have cum soup all over me.

523
00:20:31,596 --> 00:20:33,116
It's just protein, you
can get that anywhere,

524
00:20:33,140 --> 00:20:34,016
you can just eat it.

525
00:20:34,099 --> 00:20:36,059
Sorry, you just eat cum?

526
00:20:37,810 --> 00:20:39,354
Gabby just eats cum alert.

527
00:20:39,437 --> 00:20:41,273
Why did you even invite me here?

528
00:20:41,356 --> 00:20:43,816
Why do I always get
dragged into this stuff?

529
00:20:43,900 --> 00:20:45,985
Because it's actually fun.

530
00:20:46,153 --> 00:20:48,488
We could just do the pube sandwich.

531
00:20:49,156 --> 00:20:51,033
- It is really good.
- I know.

532
00:20:51,116 --> 00:20:53,535
Less complicated than the
other stuff, pube sandwich.

533
00:20:53,618 --> 00:20:54,452
Yeah.

534
00:20:54,536 --> 00:20:56,038
- Perfect.
- They could be curling.

535
00:20:56,121 --> 00:20:57,580
Can you get fake pubes?

536
00:20:58,748 --> 00:21:00,042
- Yeah.
- There we go.

537
00:21:00,125 --> 00:21:02,377
My , getting the fake pubes.

538
00:21:02,627 --> 00:21:03,670
Do you know Ben Stein?

539
00:21:03,753 --> 00:21:04,753
Ben Stein?

540
00:21:04,796 --> 00:21:06,548
Yeah, he's like a year below us.

541
00:21:06,631 --> 00:21:07,632
Isn't he in a wheelchair?

542
00:21:07,757 --> 00:21:09,176
That's Richie Stein.

543
00:21:09,259 --> 00:21:10,278
Why are there so many Steins?

544
00:21:10,302 --> 00:21:11,761
And like none of them are related?

545
00:21:11,844 --> 00:21:12,845
Or Jewish.

546
00:21:13,138 --> 00:21:14,431
It doesn't make any sense to me.

547
00:21:14,514 --> 00:21:15,390
Maybe it's a mob.

548
00:21:15,515 --> 00:21:18,060
Gabby, please do not do that in here.

549
00:21:18,143 --> 00:21:19,143
What?

550
00:21:19,436 --> 00:21:20,603
Put it out.

551
00:21:20,812 --> 00:21:22,022
What, the cigarette?

552
00:21:22,272 --> 00:21:23,023
Yes.

553
00:21:23,148 --> 00:21:24,232
Sarah, are you kidding me?

554
00:21:24,316 --> 00:21:25,358
You're 21 years old.

555
00:21:25,442 --> 00:21:26,234
Smoke doesn't linger that long.

556
00:21:26,276 --> 00:21:27,194
I mean, if we're down here,

557
00:21:27,277 --> 00:21:28,736
then maybe the smoke doesn't care.

558
00:21:28,820 --> 00:21:30,697
Smoke literally goes up.

559
00:21:30,822 --> 00:21:31,823
It goes up.

560
00:21:31,906 --> 00:21:34,409
Probably get just trapped
in the cushions and then...

561
00:21:34,534 --> 00:21:36,328
And then it all smells like that.

562
00:21:36,411 --> 00:21:38,306
You're home alone, you should
do whatever the fuck you want, or.

563
00:21:38,330 --> 00:21:39,973
- Gabby, oh my gosh, Gabby.
- Just lemme do whatever the fuck I want.

564
00:21:39,997 --> 00:21:41,208
Don't do it in here, okay?

565
00:21:41,291 --> 00:21:42,531
Just cook some onions and some,

566
00:21:42,584 --> 00:21:43,418
look at what you did.

567
00:21:43,543 --> 00:21:44,794
Cook some onions.

568
00:21:45,170 --> 00:21:45,962
Do you want one?

569
00:21:46,046 --> 00:21:46,838
Oh no, I'm all right.

570
00:21:46,921 --> 00:21:47,921
I don't really smoke.

571
00:21:48,923 --> 00:21:50,050
What are you, 12?

572
00:21:50,425 --> 00:21:53,470
No, I just haven't done it.

573
00:21:54,054 --> 00:21:55,180
You've never smoked?

574
00:21:55,555 --> 00:21:56,555
Not yet.

575
00:21:56,681 --> 00:21:58,016
Well then you should try.

576
00:21:58,350 --> 00:22:00,852
I don't really do that stuff, so.

577
00:22:01,103 --> 00:22:02,229
What stuff?

578
00:22:02,812 --> 00:22:03,914
Gabby, if she doesn't want to do it,

579
00:22:03,938 --> 00:22:04,981
she doesn't have to do it.

580
00:22:06,191 --> 00:22:07,984
I just mean like smoke and drink.

581
00:22:08,485 --> 00:22:09,527
You don't drink?

582
00:22:09,986 --> 00:22:12,572
Been to a couple parties and had a few.

583
00:22:13,448 --> 00:22:15,242
That's crazy, you're friends with Sarah

584
00:22:15,325 --> 00:22:16,534
and you don't drink.

585
00:22:16,909 --> 00:22:19,662
Yeah, but Sarah doesn't
really drink that much either.

586
00:22:19,746 --> 00:22:20,746
Yeah, not really.

587
00:22:21,206 --> 00:22:21,914
What?

588
00:22:22,082 --> 00:22:23,762
That's crazy, when we were in high school,

589
00:22:23,833 --> 00:22:25,043
you used to go wild.

590
00:22:25,127 --> 00:22:27,295
Well sure, yeah, but that was high school.

591
00:22:27,379 --> 00:22:28,939
And I don't know, after sophomore year,

592
00:22:28,963 --> 00:22:31,216
I just sort of didn't do it anymore.

593
00:22:31,341 --> 00:22:34,094
Also, when Faye and people from our class,

594
00:22:34,219 --> 00:22:36,388
like when we all hang
out, we don't really like

595
00:22:36,763 --> 00:22:38,931
do anything, we kind of just hang.

596
00:22:39,641 --> 00:22:41,893
Okay, well then I know
what we should do tonight.

597
00:22:41,976 --> 00:22:44,312
No, no, no, no, no.

598
00:22:44,396 --> 00:22:46,439
Come on guys, I really
want to write this thing

599
00:22:46,523 --> 00:22:48,501
and I really want to like
get it done by tomorrow.

600
00:22:48,525 --> 00:22:50,777
- So I don't want to...
- Yeah, okay, me too.

601
00:22:50,860 --> 00:22:53,488
But if we drink, it'll get us loose,

602
00:22:53,613 --> 00:22:55,591
it'll get the creative
juices flowing, it'll be great.

603
00:22:55,615 --> 00:22:57,760
When I was in college, I
was part of this improv group.

604
00:22:57,784 --> 00:23:00,287
And we used to get like
drunk all the time and do it.

605
00:23:00,370 --> 00:23:02,914
That one time, I got so fucked up

606
00:23:02,997 --> 00:23:06,209
and then I did this whole
sketch where I had to rob a bank.

607
00:23:07,585 --> 00:23:09,504
What happened in the scene?

608
00:23:10,005 --> 00:23:12,465
I don't remember, but it was really great.

609
00:23:12,549 --> 00:23:14,676
It was so good, I laughed the whole time.

610
00:23:15,635 --> 00:23:19,097
Now, we only ever got pictures of Gabby

611
00:23:19,181 --> 00:23:20,890
performing with her improv troupe,

612
00:23:21,016 --> 00:23:23,101
but by all accounts, I think it's safe to say

613
00:23:23,185 --> 00:23:27,064
that she was an absolute
pain in the ass to perform with.

614
00:23:27,522 --> 00:23:30,942
In fact, because of her, her
college implemented a rule

615
00:23:31,026 --> 00:23:34,071
that sketches cannot contain a real bite.

616
00:23:34,821 --> 00:23:36,674
All right, ladies, so to
really get this shit going,

617
00:23:36,698 --> 00:23:38,384
we're going to want to shotgun these, okay?

618
00:23:38,408 --> 00:23:39,534
Especially Faye.

619
00:23:39,909 --> 00:23:41,744
I don't really think that's a good idea

620
00:23:41,828 --> 00:23:43,913
because I've heard that it
can be kind of dangerous.

621
00:23:44,081 --> 00:23:45,766
Listen to me, Faye, nothing's
gonna happen to you.

622
00:23:45,790 --> 00:23:47,060
I promise you, just fucking take it.

623
00:23:47,084 --> 00:23:49,336
Okay, but my friend from
Psych 101 said that she knows

624
00:23:49,419 --> 00:23:52,005
a girl whose boyfriend was
in this frat with his other guy

625
00:23:52,130 --> 00:23:53,923
and he shotgunned a beer and then he died.

626
00:23:55,425 --> 00:23:57,403
Kind of feel like there
should be more to that story.

627
00:23:57,427 --> 00:23:59,179
He died from shotgunning a beer, he died.

628
00:23:59,262 --> 00:24:00,781
No, he probably died from something else

629
00:24:00,805 --> 00:24:01,639
that they're not telling you.

630
00:24:01,723 --> 00:24:03,203
You don't just die from fucking beer.

631
00:24:03,266 --> 00:24:04,410
What else could have happened?

632
00:24:04,434 --> 00:24:06,978
I don't know, maybe he
died from fucking AIDS.

633
00:24:07,062 --> 00:24:08,581
Sarah, what the fuck are you talking about?

634
00:24:08,605 --> 00:24:10,607
I am just trying to lighten the mood.

635
00:24:10,690 --> 00:24:11,733
With AIDS?

636
00:24:11,816 --> 00:24:13,901
Sorry, I just had a cigarette.

637
00:24:13,985 --> 00:24:15,903
It's making me feel very weird.

638
00:24:15,987 --> 00:24:17,090
- And I don't know.
- Don't fucking joke

639
00:24:17,114 --> 00:24:18,615
about AIDS, it's fucking offensive,

640
00:24:18,698 --> 00:24:19,800
so don't be fucking retarded.

641
00:24:19,824 --> 00:24:22,369
I wanna remind everyone
that this was a different time.

642
00:24:22,452 --> 00:24:24,871
Jesus, you can't die from
fucking shotgunning a beer.

643
00:24:24,954 --> 00:24:27,165
Okay, but I know that guy who did.

644
00:24:27,249 --> 00:24:28,916
You can find a guy who died of anything

645
00:24:29,001 --> 00:24:30,002
if you tried hard enough.

646
00:24:30,085 --> 00:24:31,211
Huh, that is true.

647
00:24:31,294 --> 00:24:33,713
It's gonna be fine, it's gonna be fun.

648
00:24:33,963 --> 00:24:35,590
- Let's do it.
- Okay, fine.

649
00:24:35,715 --> 00:24:38,593
But you have to keep rolling
the whole time just in case.

650
00:24:38,843 --> 00:24:41,346
I don't know how to do this,
so somebody else has to.

651
00:24:42,097 --> 00:24:43,282
- Oh!
- Tilt it up, tilt it up.

652
00:24:52,357 --> 00:24:53,357
Okay.

653
00:24:54,692 --> 00:24:57,070
- Yes, go, go, go.
- Go, go!

654
00:24:57,320 --> 00:24:58,363
Coming out of my nose.

655
00:25:08,748 --> 00:25:12,544
Yeah, I just grabbed more beers with me.

656
00:25:13,128 --> 00:25:15,672
And then well, and then, it'll be great.

657
00:25:15,880 --> 00:25:17,549
I just grabbed one.

658
00:25:17,799 --> 00:25:19,134
This is my tea cover.

659
00:25:21,594 --> 00:25:23,263
Okay, that was actually awesome.

660
00:25:26,474 --> 00:25:30,270
Now, you may think that
that was a strategic bit

661
00:25:30,353 --> 00:25:32,064
of cutting, but nope.

662
00:25:32,772 --> 00:25:34,774
Faye just managed to vomit on herself

663
00:25:34,857 --> 00:25:37,235
and start sobbing in the 30
seconds that the camera was cut.

664
00:25:37,485 --> 00:25:39,612
I can't breathe.

665
00:25:39,779 --> 00:25:41,323
- Drowning.
- Yes, you can.

666
00:25:41,406 --> 00:25:43,616
There's no water, you're not drowning.

667
00:25:43,700 --> 00:25:45,380
Sarah, you're using the whole paper towel.

668
00:25:45,410 --> 00:25:47,745
I don't wanna touch it,
I don't wanna touch it.

669
00:25:47,829 --> 00:25:50,123
I need a layer so I don't have to touch it.

670
00:25:50,915 --> 00:25:52,750
I can't breathe at all.

671
00:25:52,834 --> 00:25:55,462
- I'm drowning, Gabby.
- Sweetie, you're literally...

672
00:25:55,545 --> 00:25:58,631
- Shut the fuck up, you stupid fucking bitch.
- Oh my god!

673
00:26:00,800 --> 00:26:03,928
Avery, can you help or something?

674
00:26:04,054 --> 00:26:06,139
I wanna die.

675
00:26:06,598 --> 00:26:08,225
I'm dying.

676
00:26:08,558 --> 00:26:11,103
What the fuck are you talking about?

677
00:26:11,186 --> 00:26:12,062
We have to keep your head up

678
00:26:12,145 --> 00:26:13,825
so you don't Kurt Cobain on us, okay baby?

679
00:26:13,855 --> 00:26:16,233
I don't even know who that is.

680
00:26:16,316 --> 00:26:17,817
Don't yell.

681
00:26:17,942 --> 00:26:18,735
I'm not yelling.

682
00:26:18,818 --> 00:26:20,237
You're yelling.

683
00:26:20,320 --> 00:26:22,280
Gabby, this is all your fault.

684
00:26:22,364 --> 00:26:23,406
I'm drowning.

685
00:26:23,490 --> 00:26:24,866
Gabby.

686
00:26:24,949 --> 00:26:26,034
And here's a towel.

687
00:26:26,284 --> 00:26:27,369
Okay, she's good now.

688
00:26:27,452 --> 00:26:29,537
- You're like the BFG.
- Yes.

689
00:26:29,621 --> 00:26:30,497
Friendly giant.

690
00:26:30,580 --> 00:26:31,414
You're so friendly.

691
00:26:31,539 --> 00:26:35,377
Okay, come just gonna like
sleep and be here forever.

692
00:26:35,460 --> 00:26:37,837
No, please don't sleep, we
have to write the video, okay?

693
00:26:37,962 --> 00:26:39,232
- Don't, just let her sleep.
- No.

694
00:26:39,256 --> 00:26:40,816
Just let her sleep,
she's fine, please sleep.

695
00:26:40,840 --> 00:26:42,443
I'm trying to get her to
sleep for a fucking hour.

696
00:26:42,467 --> 00:26:44,153
I've been trying to write this video all day.

697
00:26:44,177 --> 00:26:45,821
I'll write this video with
you, just let her sleep.

698
00:26:45,845 --> 00:26:46,446
Fine.

699
00:26:46,554 --> 00:26:47,305
Sarah, let the fuck off.

700
00:26:47,389 --> 00:26:48,515
Okay, get off buddy.

701
00:26:49,599 --> 00:26:50,433
Okay.

702
00:26:50,517 --> 00:26:51,518
She touched my vagina.

703
00:26:52,144 --> 00:26:53,270
Somebody has to.

704
00:26:53,353 --> 00:26:54,812
Oh,.

705
00:26:54,979 --> 00:26:56,189
Okay, god.

706
00:26:57,399 --> 00:26:58,900
Now they only had until the next day

707
00:26:58,983 --> 00:27:00,902
before Sarah's parents came back home,

708
00:27:00,985 --> 00:27:03,655
so time was of the essence.

709
00:27:04,281 --> 00:27:06,741
Okay, so I think the
video has to start with like

710
00:27:07,117 --> 00:27:09,869
some really fancy kind of like business guy

711
00:27:09,994 --> 00:27:11,972
coming into the restaurant,
like he's probably wearing

712
00:27:11,996 --> 00:27:15,833
a suit, like a fancy guy
eating pubes, that's a prank.

713
00:27:15,917 --> 00:27:18,545
Yeah, exactly, and then I think he's like

714
00:27:18,628 --> 00:27:21,006
probably English or
something and he's like,

715
00:27:21,423 --> 00:27:24,884
"Oh, hello Madame, could you please give me

716
00:27:25,010 --> 00:27:27,970
your greatest food dish that you got?"

717
00:27:28,471 --> 00:27:29,847
I don't know, something like that.

718
00:27:30,515 --> 00:27:31,724
That was actually pretty good.

719
00:27:31,974 --> 00:27:32,600
Really?

720
00:27:32,684 --> 00:27:33,393
Yeah.

721
00:27:33,476 --> 00:27:36,854
Who do we know like a guy
who can do a voice like that?

722
00:27:37,189 --> 00:27:38,190
Uh.

723
00:27:38,273 --> 00:27:40,525
Oh, what about Gabe DiFilippo?

724
00:27:41,318 --> 00:27:43,570
No, he's kind of awkward, what about like,

725
00:27:43,653 --> 00:27:46,448
oh, I have my friend Josh, who's from camp.

726
00:27:46,531 --> 00:27:48,467
He's like really, really
funny, he's very talented,

727
00:27:48,491 --> 00:27:49,811
he could definitely do the voice.

728
00:27:50,285 --> 00:27:51,703
Sarah, did you fuck Josh?

729
00:27:51,911 --> 00:27:53,330
Ew, what, why would you ask that?

730
00:27:53,413 --> 00:27:54,848
Because that's what everybody does at camp.

731
00:27:54,872 --> 00:27:56,958
No, not my camp, it was
like musical theater camp,

732
00:27:57,042 --> 00:27:58,242
we take that really seriously.

733
00:27:58,293 --> 00:28:00,753
In France camp is literally people going

734
00:28:00,837 --> 00:28:02,231
for sleepovers at their friend's house

735
00:28:02,255 --> 00:28:03,715
and then fucking their au pair.

736
00:28:03,798 --> 00:28:07,510
All right, well, Josh, I think
will be great for the video

737
00:28:07,594 --> 00:28:11,306
and he already has a YouTube
video that's totally blown up.

738
00:28:11,389 --> 00:28:16,853
Look, see, he has like 70,000
views and 340 subscribers.

739
00:28:16,936 --> 00:28:20,482
That's like the most
ever, like he's so famous.

740
00:28:20,565 --> 00:28:21,565
That's fucking insane,

741
00:28:21,608 --> 00:28:22,918
- just like like Oprah views.
- I know.

742
00:28:22,942 --> 00:28:26,029
Yeah, okay, and his video is so funny,

743
00:28:26,113 --> 00:28:27,197
you're gonna love it, look.

744
00:28:30,117 --> 00:28:33,161
Dang, grandpa, your toilet stinks.

745
00:28:33,245 --> 00:28:35,247
I know that, it's supposed to stink.

746
00:28:35,330 --> 00:28:37,915
That's what bathrooms do
after somebody makes a dump.

747
00:28:38,000 --> 00:28:39,001
Now please get out.

748
00:28:39,084 --> 00:28:40,418
God, grandpa, what the hell?

749
00:28:43,338 --> 00:28:46,841
I'm your special boy,
you hurt your special boy.

750
00:28:48,343 --> 00:28:52,389
By the way, I better not
see any of this on YouTube,

751
00:28:52,472 --> 00:28:55,767
their tube, anything, do you understand?

752
00:28:59,896 --> 00:29:01,939
- Okay, that was pretty good.
- Isn't that good?

753
00:29:02,024 --> 00:29:03,191
His grandpa's hot.

754
00:29:04,151 --> 00:29:05,818
- What, no, okay.
- He's hot.

755
00:29:05,902 --> 00:29:08,030
Well, whatever, we'll call Josh,

756
00:29:08,113 --> 00:29:10,407
he'll come over, he'll make it perfect.

757
00:29:10,740 --> 00:29:14,244
Okay, so, - Oh, and
then maybe we can be like,

758
00:29:14,494 --> 00:29:17,289
here's your dish, sir, from the deepest,

759
00:29:17,372 --> 00:29:19,749
most southern part of Italy.

760
00:29:20,542 --> 00:29:23,503
Right, because it's like
a dick, like the dick area,

761
00:29:23,586 --> 00:29:27,007
I fucking love that,
I'm like pubes, pubic...

762
00:29:27,132 --> 00:29:28,800
- We're like...
- Oh, hi.

763
00:29:28,883 --> 00:29:30,343
We're like talking about it

764
00:29:30,427 --> 00:29:32,012
and we're like, put our chef's hats on

765
00:29:32,137 --> 00:29:34,472
and then we're like, oh, before we eat,

766
00:29:34,556 --> 00:29:39,186
like Mr. Sir, do you
wanna like eat my balls?

767
00:29:40,395 --> 00:29:41,604
She's so drunk.

768
00:29:41,938 --> 00:29:44,191
- No...
- Faye, can you go to the couch please?

769
00:29:44,524 --> 00:29:45,525
You gotta lay down.

770
00:29:46,068 --> 00:29:48,736
What if like, when she was throwing up,

771
00:29:49,029 --> 00:29:51,531
that it like cut off circulation to her brain

772
00:29:51,656 --> 00:29:54,659
and it bled and like, she
has like brain damage now

773
00:29:54,784 --> 00:29:56,845
- or something, she's acting crazy.
- She's not brain damaged, Sarah.

774
00:29:56,869 --> 00:29:58,038
She's fucking drunk.

775
00:29:58,413 --> 00:30:00,016
Well, I don't know, I feel
like now I have to just like

776
00:30:00,040 --> 00:30:01,040
call a doctor and...

777
00:30:01,083 --> 00:30:02,959
You can't just call a doctor at 2 a.m.

778
00:30:03,043 --> 00:30:04,145
- Well, I have to be up with her.
- I'm fine.

779
00:30:04,169 --> 00:30:05,369
Can you go sit on the couch?

780
00:30:05,420 --> 00:30:06,546
Go sit, just sit.

781
00:30:06,629 --> 00:30:07,629
Sit.

782
00:30:08,048 --> 00:30:08,965
This is a disaster.

783
00:30:09,049 --> 00:30:11,093
No, you know what, Gabby, go home,

784
00:30:11,176 --> 00:30:12,635
you don't have to babysit us, okay?

785
00:30:12,719 --> 00:30:14,221
I'll just stay up with her all night.

786
00:30:14,346 --> 00:30:17,182
We won't make the fucking
video tomorrow, whatever.

787
00:30:17,682 --> 00:30:19,976
No, it's fine, we're gonna
make the video, okay?

788
00:30:20,102 --> 00:30:22,354
She's gonna go to bed,
I'll stay here, I'll sleep over,

789
00:30:22,437 --> 00:30:23,896
I'll help you, we'll make it happen.

790
00:30:24,189 --> 00:30:25,482
Let's just take shifts, okay?

791
00:30:25,565 --> 00:30:26,483
I'll just take the first one,

792
00:30:26,566 --> 00:30:28,044
because I need to sleep, I'm fucking tired.

793
00:30:28,068 --> 00:30:28,818
Go lay down.

794
00:30:28,943 --> 00:30:30,695
- Oh, whoa.
- Oh, my God.

795
00:30:35,450 --> 00:30:36,450
Gabby?

796
00:30:38,828 --> 00:30:39,746
Gabby!

797
00:30:39,829 --> 00:30:41,748
Yes, yes, what?

798
00:30:42,207 --> 00:30:43,375
I finished.

799
00:30:44,501 --> 00:30:45,502
I finished the script.

800
00:30:45,585 --> 00:30:46,878
- Oh, that's great.
- Yeah.

801
00:30:46,961 --> 00:30:48,296
Yeah, I'm so happy for you.

802
00:30:48,380 --> 00:30:49,131
Yay!

803
00:30:49,214 --> 00:30:50,465
- Yay.
- Script is done.

804
00:30:50,548 --> 00:30:52,009
- Yeah.
- Okay.

805
00:30:52,092 --> 00:30:53,468
I'm gonna go to bed now, okay?

806
00:30:53,551 --> 00:30:54,969
No, you have Faye duty.

807
00:30:55,220 --> 00:30:56,804
Yeah, in a bit.

808
00:30:57,430 --> 00:30:59,224
Continue, you're doing so well.

809
00:31:00,392 --> 00:31:03,103
Amazing video accomplished.

810
00:31:04,146 --> 00:31:05,938
With Faye guaranteed to be alive,

811
00:31:06,023 --> 00:31:09,151
and what they considered
to be a finished script,

812
00:31:09,276 --> 00:31:11,653
the group began to
prepare for the day's shoot.

813
00:31:11,736 --> 00:31:13,238
Okay, Gabby's in the shower,

814
00:31:13,321 --> 00:31:14,572
usually takes her 45 minutes,

815
00:31:14,656 --> 00:31:16,509
but she said it's only
gonna take her 20 this time,

816
00:31:16,533 --> 00:31:19,202
because our shower
head moves, so that's great.

817
00:31:19,744 --> 00:31:20,662
Faye isn't drunk any,

818
00:31:20,745 --> 00:31:23,581
shh, Faye is not drunk anymore.

819
00:31:23,915 --> 00:31:25,958
And Josh is on his way from Muncie,

820
00:31:26,043 --> 00:31:27,683
so he should be here in about 30 minutes,

821
00:31:27,752 --> 00:31:29,921
and my parents will be
here in a couple hours,

822
00:31:30,005 --> 00:31:33,341
so we will have enough time
to make the video and edit it,

823
00:31:33,425 --> 00:31:36,803
and yeah, I guess you could
say everything's going perfect.

824
00:31:37,637 --> 00:31:38,721
Hey, Sarah.

825
00:31:39,264 --> 00:31:41,099
Oh, and yeah, Tommy's here.

826
00:31:41,183 --> 00:31:43,161
Tommy is, of course,
gonna help us with the video,

827
00:31:43,185 --> 00:31:46,063
and he came super early.

828
00:31:46,646 --> 00:31:48,231
So, hey, Tommy.

829
00:31:48,648 --> 00:31:50,650
Is this your parents' book or yours?

830
00:31:51,276 --> 00:31:53,195
It's my parents' book.

831
00:31:53,903 --> 00:31:55,238
Nice.

832
00:31:56,823 --> 00:32:00,827
Yeah, so Sarah and I took
all the same film classes

833
00:32:00,952 --> 00:32:03,955
in school, and I got
points on all the rubrics

834
00:32:04,039 --> 00:32:06,541
for my camera work
and transitions and stuff,

835
00:32:06,666 --> 00:32:10,587
so she asked if I'd help her
with that for a YouTube video.

836
00:32:11,213 --> 00:32:12,964
You know, and she's pretty cool,

837
00:32:13,048 --> 00:32:15,217
and YouTube's pretty cool,

838
00:32:15,300 --> 00:32:17,969
so I think it sounds like it could be fun.

839
00:32:19,221 --> 00:32:21,764
I don't know, she's really funny,

840
00:32:22,682 --> 00:32:23,701
and her friends are really funny,

841
00:32:23,725 --> 00:32:28,688
and I'm not normally funny,

842
00:32:29,939 --> 00:32:31,774
or I don't try to be all the time,

843
00:32:31,858 --> 00:32:34,986
so I just hope I can help,

844
00:32:35,070 --> 00:32:38,781
or I'll mess it up, I guess.

845
00:32:40,117 --> 00:32:42,952
You can read it if you want.

846
00:32:43,703 --> 00:32:44,787
Like, borrow it?

847
00:32:45,497 --> 00:32:50,460
No, I just, I mean, you can
read it while you're here.

848
00:32:53,671 --> 00:32:57,384
No, I don't think I'd be
able to finish it, but thanks.

849
00:32:58,510 --> 00:33:00,012
Where are the Ziploc bags?

850
00:33:01,888 --> 00:33:03,181
Oh, um,

851
00:33:04,849 --> 00:33:07,435
okay, yeah, it is my parents.

852
00:33:07,519 --> 00:33:09,646
They did say they were
gonna call and check in on us,

853
00:33:09,729 --> 00:33:13,691
so no worries, but everyone
just shut the fuck up, okay?

854
00:33:13,775 --> 00:33:15,985
Yeah, everyone just shut the fuck up.

855
00:33:16,111 --> 00:33:17,111
Hi, Mom.

856
00:33:20,073 --> 00:33:21,199
Oh, uh, yeah.

857
00:33:21,699 --> 00:33:23,576
How's it going, honey, everything good?

858
00:33:24,244 --> 00:33:26,621
Yeah, no, everything's
good, we're all having fun,

859
00:33:26,746 --> 00:33:29,791
and we're gonna get the
video done in time, so yeah.

860
00:33:30,667 --> 00:33:33,336
That's nice, did you vacuum
the basement rug like I asked?

861
00:33:33,420 --> 00:33:34,420
It's getting old.

862
00:33:34,504 --> 00:33:37,674
Yes, I know, I vacuumed, I did.

863
00:33:37,799 --> 00:33:41,011
Okay, because it catches
crumbs, it's hard to get out.

864
00:33:41,136 --> 00:33:44,389
No, I know, I did do it.

865
00:33:45,515 --> 00:33:46,933
Okay, how's Gabby doing?

866
00:33:47,142 --> 00:33:48,476
I'm good, Linda.

867
00:33:49,019 --> 00:33:50,937
That's good, how do
you stay out of trouble?

868
00:33:51,271 --> 00:33:52,271
I won't.

869
00:33:54,816 --> 00:33:58,986
I know, I know, yeah, she
should, that'd be awesome.

870
00:33:59,196 --> 00:34:00,947
Okay, well, we have to go.

871
00:34:01,323 --> 00:34:03,243
Don't hang up, your
father wants to say hi, too.

872
00:34:03,283 --> 00:34:04,492
How's it going, honey?

873
00:34:04,576 --> 00:34:07,954
You really should have seen
the hotel, I mean, really nice,

874
00:34:08,038 --> 00:34:12,000
but the point is, full breakfast, I mean,

875
00:34:12,084 --> 00:34:14,044
like whatever you wanted, ah!

876
00:34:14,169 --> 00:34:16,213
Yeah, that's so cool, Dad.

877
00:34:16,296 --> 00:34:18,465
So are you excited about
the big video for your class?

878
00:34:19,049 --> 00:34:23,136
It's fun, we're all making
a skit, a funny skit.

879
00:34:23,220 --> 00:34:26,931
Oh, my daughter's a regular skit-so, huh?

880
00:34:27,349 --> 00:34:29,601
No, you can't say stuff like that, Dad,

881
00:34:29,684 --> 00:34:31,811
like people actually have that, so.

882
00:34:31,936 --> 00:34:34,981
Hey, hey, you're lucky
I'm even trying to like

883
00:34:35,190 --> 00:34:36,983
give a shit about whatever the hell it is

884
00:34:37,067 --> 00:34:38,360
that you're doing over there.

885
00:34:38,443 --> 00:34:40,737
I don't need this shit
when I'm fucking trying.

886
00:34:40,820 --> 00:34:43,615
You think my father ever
asked when I was up to?

887
00:34:43,698 --> 00:34:46,201
He didn't give a shit,
that is who my father was.

888
00:34:46,326 --> 00:34:50,122
So you're lucky, bitch,
that I am giving a flying fuck

889
00:34:50,205 --> 00:34:52,790
about what you and your
moron friends are working on

890
00:34:52,874 --> 00:34:54,167
because you're idiots.

891
00:34:54,334 --> 00:34:56,378
My own father didn't
want to help me through

892
00:34:56,461 --> 00:34:58,671
the fact that my balls weren't dropping,

893
00:34:58,755 --> 00:35:00,923
so please spare me the diatribe.

894
00:35:01,008 --> 00:35:03,468
When I'm trying to fucking
connect with you, okay?

895
00:35:03,593 --> 00:35:06,638
I got enough of that shit
from your bitch mother.

896
00:35:07,430 --> 00:35:11,559
Sorry, I didn't get a lot of sleep last night.

897
00:35:11,809 --> 00:35:14,146
The rental, the rental,
the rental, it's just crap,

898
00:35:14,229 --> 00:35:15,397
it's just awful.

899
00:35:15,730 --> 00:35:17,565
Anyway, I love you, kiddo.

900
00:35:17,649 --> 00:35:19,901
Okay, yeah, I love you too, bye.

901
00:35:22,904 --> 00:35:25,657
All good, all good in the
neighborhood, everything's awesome.

902
00:35:25,740 --> 00:35:30,620
Okay, now all we have
to do is just wait for Josh.

903
00:35:30,745 --> 00:35:31,538
What?

904
00:35:31,621 --> 00:35:34,666
Okay, I just, I don't
remember writing any of this.

905
00:35:34,749 --> 00:35:36,310
Well, yeah, that's
because you were half dead

906
00:35:36,334 --> 00:35:37,252
the whole time.

907
00:35:37,335 --> 00:35:40,422
But, okay, like this line
here, why would I say that?

908
00:35:40,505 --> 00:35:41,589
Because it's funny.

909
00:35:41,673 --> 00:35:43,175
What are you guys fighting about?

910
00:35:43,258 --> 00:35:45,885
I just feel like we could
make the script better.

911
00:35:46,511 --> 00:35:47,179
What?

912
00:35:47,262 --> 00:35:48,846
Every line in there is gold.

913
00:35:49,389 --> 00:35:51,808
I guess, I don't know, I just...

914
00:35:51,891 --> 00:35:53,601
No, we don't have time to rewrite it,

915
00:35:53,685 --> 00:35:55,405
plus I didn't even save it on the computer,

916
00:35:55,520 --> 00:35:56,998
so we'd have to redo the whole thing.

917
00:35:57,022 --> 00:35:58,606
What? Why wouldn't you save it?

918
00:35:58,731 --> 00:36:01,443
Because I share the
computer with my parents,

919
00:36:01,526 --> 00:36:02,735
we know this, okay?

920
00:36:02,819 --> 00:36:04,112
And they get all weird about it,

921
00:36:04,196 --> 00:36:05,673
and I don't want to explain it to them,

922
00:36:05,697 --> 00:36:06,757
it's more trouble than it's worth.

923
00:36:06,781 --> 00:36:08,221
- What?
- it even mean?

924
00:36:08,450 --> 00:36:11,203
It's important to note that
back when the middle class

925
00:36:11,286 --> 00:36:16,083
actually existed, most
families had one desktop

926
00:36:16,166 --> 00:36:18,668
computer shared between all of the members.

927
00:36:18,960 --> 00:36:22,089
While there was the ability
to create different profiles,

928
00:36:22,172 --> 00:36:24,424
most families weren't tech savvy enough

929
00:36:24,507 --> 00:36:27,844
to actually utilize it,
so anything that you did

930
00:36:27,927 --> 00:36:30,847
on the computer could
be seen by your parents.

931
00:36:31,181 --> 00:36:34,267
Imagine, if you will, sharing one iPhone

932
00:36:34,559 --> 00:36:35,977
between an entire family.

933
00:36:36,686 --> 00:36:40,023
That's what life was
like, until around 2010.

934
00:36:40,315 --> 00:36:42,025
Josh is here.

935
00:36:42,109 --> 00:36:43,109
Yeah, we know.

936
00:36:43,193 --> 00:36:45,653
I know, I was just saying it for the movie.

937
00:36:48,865 --> 00:36:50,242
Josh!

938
00:36:50,325 --> 00:36:51,325
You rang.

939
00:36:51,618 --> 00:36:54,121
Josh, I mean, you rang, if anything.

940
00:36:54,579 --> 00:36:57,165
God, nothing gets past you, does it, kid?

941
00:36:57,249 --> 00:36:58,000
Rude!

942
00:36:58,083 --> 00:36:59,334
Come on, bring it in.

943
00:36:59,417 --> 00:37:00,417
Sucks.

944
00:37:00,960 --> 00:37:04,256
It was clear that not everyone
shared Sarah's enthusiasm

945
00:37:04,339 --> 00:37:05,507
for Josh.

946
00:37:05,632 --> 00:37:08,426
Suburban theater kids
often fall into a hierarchy,

947
00:37:08,510 --> 00:37:11,971
and none is so powerful
as the straight white boy

948
00:37:12,055 --> 00:37:14,641
who is mildly charismatic or talented.

949
00:37:14,891 --> 00:37:17,185
Talented, of course,
being a sliding scale here,

950
00:37:17,269 --> 00:37:19,187
you don't need to have
a viable theater career,

951
00:37:19,271 --> 00:37:21,106
you just need to be better

952
00:37:21,189 --> 00:37:22,607
than all of the other boys at camp.

953
00:37:22,982 --> 00:37:25,652
Once you establish yourself
as one of the good ones,

954
00:37:25,735 --> 00:37:29,031
you become something of a minor celebrity

955
00:37:29,197 --> 00:37:31,324
in your niche and unimportant circle,

956
00:37:31,408 --> 00:37:34,202
wielding an enormous sexual power.

957
00:37:34,286 --> 00:37:36,079
So this is Josh.

958
00:37:36,788 --> 00:37:40,292
As you all know, he has a
very famous YouTube video,

959
00:37:40,375 --> 00:37:44,171
I bow down to you, and
yeah, he's doing theater

960
00:37:44,254 --> 00:37:48,050
in college, and how is
that going, by the way?

961
00:37:48,133 --> 00:37:50,260
Ah, thank you for the intro, ma'am.

962
00:37:50,927 --> 00:37:52,095
- And uh...
- Sir.

963
00:37:52,179 --> 00:37:54,472
Pleasure, pleasure, extra special pleasure,

964
00:37:54,556 --> 00:37:55,973
crew matters.

965
00:37:57,017 --> 00:37:59,352
I, God, where to begin?

966
00:38:00,020 --> 00:38:01,979
I can't begin to know when.

967
00:38:02,064 --> 00:38:02,814
Yeah?

968
00:38:02,939 --> 00:38:05,108
Seriously, no, it is
been going really great.

969
00:38:05,817 --> 00:38:09,029
I'm still like doing shows in college.

970
00:38:09,154 --> 00:38:09,821
Yeah.

971
00:38:09,904 --> 00:38:12,949
And we actually just learned
that we're going to be doing.

972
00:38:13,033 --> 00:38:15,702
Spring Awakening next semester.

973
00:38:15,827 --> 00:38:16,453
Whoa.

974
00:38:16,536 --> 00:38:19,706
That's actually kind of a different one.

975
00:38:21,333 --> 00:38:26,879
So there is a song in it, and
it is called Totally Fucked.

976
00:38:28,298 --> 00:38:32,302
Oh my God, like they say
fucked, like in the musical.

977
00:38:32,594 --> 00:38:34,304
In a full musical.

978
00:38:34,429 --> 00:38:37,140
Like they say fucked in the musical.

979
00:38:37,307 --> 00:38:38,350
In a musical.

980
00:38:38,433 --> 00:38:39,976
Like your grandparents will see.

981
00:38:40,602 --> 00:38:43,313
Yeah, if they make the
terrible mistake of seeing it,

982
00:38:43,438 --> 00:38:45,648
because I'm not gonna
be able to talk to them after.

983
00:38:45,732 --> 00:38:47,172
You guys are freaking out right now.

984
00:38:47,234 --> 00:38:49,861
You're texting mom,
like pick me up, please.

985
00:38:49,944 --> 00:38:50,570
She is.

986
00:38:50,695 --> 00:38:52,405
He's like, oh, okay, get this sweat,

987
00:38:52,489 --> 00:38:54,782
because this crazy man is on top of me.

988
00:38:55,825 --> 00:38:58,161
Seriously, though, it really is,

989
00:38:58,453 --> 00:39:02,499
I really always relish the
opportunity to work with material

990
00:39:02,582 --> 00:39:05,502
that's just more mature, you know?

991
00:39:05,585 --> 00:39:08,213
I really wish I was still
doing shows like that.

992
00:39:08,963 --> 00:39:10,798
- I mean, yes, that would be great.
- Yeah.

993
00:39:10,882 --> 00:39:14,052
But you know, you got
this now anyway, right?

994
00:39:14,136 --> 00:39:17,764
Yes, now I got this,
this is kind of my thing.

995
00:39:17,889 --> 00:39:21,393
Well, let me ask, are you
ready to handle the spotlight

996
00:39:21,476 --> 00:39:23,311
of an internet superstar?

997
00:39:23,895 --> 00:39:24,895
Wow, um...

998
00:39:25,105 --> 00:39:27,440
Thank you, but no, yeah,

999
00:39:27,524 --> 00:39:29,484
I'm not really thinking about that.

1000
00:39:29,609 --> 00:39:31,653
Like I don't need to be famous or anything.

1001
00:39:33,238 --> 00:39:37,117
I mean, I just presumed
you wanted people to actually,

1002
00:39:37,492 --> 00:39:39,911
you know, see the thing.

1003
00:39:39,994 --> 00:39:41,246
Yes, yes, no, I do.

1004
00:39:41,329 --> 00:39:43,290
I think that's the main thing actually,

1005
00:39:43,373 --> 00:39:46,084
is being seen at all, you know,

1006
00:39:46,168 --> 00:39:49,171
and just sharing it with people.

1007
00:39:49,921 --> 00:39:53,508
Okay, okay, okay, this
isn't Oprah, my dear.

1008
00:39:53,633 --> 00:39:55,552
Oh, I'm crying.

1009
00:39:55,635 --> 00:39:57,137
Yes, she is, she is.

1010
00:39:57,262 --> 00:39:58,638
She's like, where am I?

1011
00:39:58,721 --> 00:39:59,931
Am I on Oprah right now?

1012
00:40:00,015 --> 00:40:02,684
- I'm like, here's my life story, Ms. Oprah.
- Yeah and I'm like...

1013
00:40:02,767 --> 00:40:04,936
You are not on Oprah, right?

1014
00:40:05,020 --> 00:40:08,148
You stay alive, we've lost her.

1015
00:40:09,982 --> 00:40:11,443
This is what today is gonna be.

1016
00:40:11,526 --> 00:40:12,902
Yeah, it's gonna be a lot of this.

1017
00:40:13,403 --> 00:40:14,487
But before we play,

1018
00:40:14,571 --> 00:40:16,823
I'm just wondering
what is this video again?

1019
00:40:17,449 --> 00:40:19,034
Yes, so you're gonna love it.

1020
00:40:19,159 --> 00:40:20,952
It's very dark, twisted,

1021
00:40:21,036 --> 00:40:23,871
it's, you know, about the
American dream in a way.

1022
00:40:23,955 --> 00:40:26,208
It's kind of a play on a sketch,

1023
00:40:26,291 --> 00:40:27,584
- sort of pushing...
- Oh, God.

1024
00:40:27,667 --> 00:40:28,667
You eat pubes.

1025
00:40:29,961 --> 00:40:30,961
What?

1026
00:40:35,967 --> 00:40:37,635
Oh, hey, Avery.

1027
00:40:37,802 --> 00:40:41,598
Hey, so, like, what
are you doing with this?

1028
00:40:41,681 --> 00:40:42,681
What?

1029
00:40:42,724 --> 00:40:43,724
Nevermind.

1030
00:40:44,351 --> 00:40:46,728
Oh, you were gonna say,
how do I use the camera?

1031
00:40:46,811 --> 00:40:48,771
I was gonna, yeah.

1032
00:40:49,064 --> 00:40:50,732
Cool, yeah, so,

1033
00:40:51,983 --> 00:40:53,943
usually at school we get to use, like,

1034
00:40:54,111 --> 00:40:56,571
you know, the nice
cameras that you're using,

1035
00:40:56,863 --> 00:40:59,241
but Sarah said that this
isn't gonna be a thing

1036
00:40:59,324 --> 00:41:00,324
that she uses for school,

1037
00:41:00,367 --> 00:41:02,261
- she's gonna use it for...
- Here's the kitchen.

1038
00:41:02,285 --> 00:41:03,285
- Yeah.
- Her?

1039
00:41:03,453 --> 00:41:05,747
All right, well, Sarah, I am all ready,

1040
00:41:05,830 --> 00:41:07,040
so where do you want me?

1041
00:41:07,124 --> 00:41:08,124
Where do you need me?

1042
00:41:08,750 --> 00:41:11,628
Okay, so, you're gonna
start outside the front door,

1043
00:41:11,711 --> 00:41:13,296
and then when we say we're ready,

1044
00:41:13,421 --> 00:41:14,881
you're gonna open the front door,

1045
00:41:14,964 --> 00:41:17,009
you're gonna come in, say your line.

1046
00:41:17,092 --> 00:41:21,013
And yes, and how will you
tell me that through the door?

1047
00:41:21,721 --> 00:41:23,098
Oh, okay, right,

1048
00:41:23,223 --> 00:41:25,225
because the door of the house falls.

1049
00:41:25,642 --> 00:41:29,812
Okay, how about you open
the door before we even start,

1050
00:41:29,896 --> 00:41:31,606
and then we are like, okay,

1051
00:41:31,731 --> 00:41:33,400
we're gonna start in, like, five seconds,

1052
00:41:33,483 --> 00:41:36,319
and then you close the
door, and then, count to five,

1053
00:41:36,444 --> 00:41:37,987
and then you open the door again,

1054
00:41:38,280 --> 00:41:40,073
and that, yeah, that should work.

1055
00:41:40,282 --> 00:41:43,243
Mm-hmm, yeah, and it totally could work.

1056
00:41:44,119 --> 00:41:46,163
Just one thought is,

1057
00:41:47,205 --> 00:41:50,792
it just feels like maybe
that could take me out of it

1058
00:41:50,875 --> 00:41:51,584
a little bit.

1059
00:41:51,793 --> 00:41:52,793
What do you mean?

1060
00:41:53,128 --> 00:41:55,338
Well, I just, I presume
that you would like me

1061
00:41:55,422 --> 00:41:57,799
to stay in character, right?

1062
00:41:57,882 --> 00:41:59,092
Oh, of course.

1063
00:41:59,176 --> 00:42:00,176
Of course, so.

1064
00:42:00,218 --> 00:42:00,843
Yeah.

1065
00:42:01,011 --> 00:42:03,346
You say that, I hear that, I process that,

1066
00:42:03,430 --> 00:42:06,433
and I think, okay, so if
I have to open the door,

1067
00:42:06,516 --> 00:42:10,728
and then close the door,
and then open the door again,

1068
00:42:10,812 --> 00:42:16,359
that's just a lot of business
for me to be doing as Josh.

1069
00:42:16,776 --> 00:42:18,337
And then that doesn't
really give me much time

1070
00:42:18,361 --> 00:42:20,822
to get back into character.

1071
00:42:20,905 --> 00:42:22,199
- Right, right.
- Right.

1072
00:42:22,324 --> 00:42:23,324
Okay.

1073
00:42:26,036 --> 00:42:28,246
Yeah, day of mistakes, right?

1074
00:42:28,538 --> 00:42:30,207
How do we fix that?

1075
00:42:30,665 --> 00:42:32,084
Oh, um,

1076
00:42:33,085 --> 00:42:34,085
okay.

1077
00:42:36,421 --> 00:42:41,593
Oh, okay, well, you know,
no bad ideas in collaboration,

1078
00:42:41,676 --> 00:42:48,641
but maybe one of them
could open and close it for me.

1079
00:42:48,808 --> 00:42:49,851
One of what now?

1080
00:42:50,393 --> 00:42:51,853
- Yes, that's perfect.
- Yeah?

1081
00:42:51,936 --> 00:42:53,081
I don't fucking work for him.

1082
00:42:53,105 --> 00:42:53,938
No, that'll be great.

1083
00:42:54,022 --> 00:42:55,315
Uh-oh, heard an F-bomb.

1084
00:42:56,774 --> 00:42:58,568
- Well, that is amazing.
- Great.

1085
00:42:58,651 --> 00:42:59,819
And thank you, everyone,

1086
00:42:59,902 --> 00:43:01,404
for your help and participation.

1087
00:43:01,488 --> 00:43:03,490
Thank you for your acting.

1088
00:43:04,574 --> 00:43:07,410
I'm gonna go back now, and,

1089
00:43:07,494 --> 00:43:09,412
okay, you're about to murder me, but

1090
00:43:09,496 --> 00:43:10,872
- prepare, right?
- Oh my god!

1091
00:43:10,955 --> 00:43:12,665
- An actor prepares!
- That's amazing.

1092
00:43:12,749 --> 00:43:13,541
The technique.

1093
00:43:13,625 --> 00:43:15,127
When she explains, you'll laugh.

1094
00:43:15,502 --> 00:43:17,188
That's kind of funny, my
parents got me this camera

1095
00:43:17,212 --> 00:43:19,839
so that I could use it
for things outside school,

1096
00:43:19,964 --> 00:43:21,524
which is kind of what we're doing here.

1097
00:43:21,716 --> 00:43:23,276
- What?
- I don't know, it's just like,

1098
00:43:23,343 --> 00:43:25,387
I feel like he thinks he's better than us,

1099
00:43:25,470 --> 00:43:27,097
or acting above us or something.

1100
00:43:27,347 --> 00:43:31,393
I mean, he did win
Mr. Showbiz at Vassar this year.

1101
00:43:31,601 --> 00:43:33,145
Okay, but what does that even mean?

1102
00:43:33,228 --> 00:43:35,772
Well, it means he's
like a real, actual actor.

1103
00:43:35,855 --> 00:43:38,733
I mean, why else would his
YouTube video be doing so well?

1104
00:43:39,359 --> 00:43:40,943
Because his grandpa's hot.

1105
00:43:41,111 --> 00:43:42,111
Ew.

1106
00:43:42,404 --> 00:43:43,905
- All right.
- Are we doing this?

1107
00:43:43,988 --> 00:43:46,158
Yes, yes, we are doing this.

1108
00:43:47,117 --> 00:43:48,493
Do you have the fake pubes?

1109
00:43:48,785 --> 00:43:49,452
Okay.

1110
00:43:49,661 --> 00:43:51,204
Here they are.

1111
00:43:51,288 --> 00:43:52,330
Okay.

1112
00:43:52,414 --> 00:43:53,831
That is like really gross.

1113
00:43:53,915 --> 00:43:55,458
I know, it's gonna be so funny.

1114
00:43:56,876 --> 00:43:59,337
Wait, sorry, where did you get these?

1115
00:43:59,796 --> 00:44:00,796
Don't worry about it.

1116
00:44:02,799 --> 00:44:03,966
- Oh my God.
- Ew!

1117
00:44:04,051 --> 00:44:06,053
- Oh God.
- Gabby!

1118
00:44:06,136 --> 00:44:07,262
So fucking dramatic.

1119
00:44:07,345 --> 00:44:09,222
Oh my God, are you psycho?

1120
00:44:09,306 --> 00:44:10,557
Psycho? You're a psycho.

1121
00:44:10,640 --> 00:44:11,599
I thought you wanted this to be funny.

1122
00:44:11,641 --> 00:44:13,185
Well, we can't make someone eat that.

1123
00:44:13,268 --> 00:44:15,395
What if like Nan-nan saw this or something?

1124
00:44:15,478 --> 00:44:16,938
Why the fuck would Nan-nan see this?

1125
00:44:17,022 --> 00:44:19,066
I feel like it'll still be funny if it's fake hair.

1126
00:44:19,149 --> 00:44:21,276
Yeah, we don't have any fake hair.

1127
00:44:21,359 --> 00:44:23,861
Okay, fine, then I'm
gonna go find something.

1128
00:44:23,945 --> 00:44:24,737
Oh gosh.

1129
00:44:24,821 --> 00:44:26,531
I worked hard on this, you know.

1130
00:44:27,740 --> 00:44:28,740
Don't look at me.

1131
00:44:28,866 --> 00:44:31,078
Okay, fine, we're just gonna use this.

1132
00:44:31,786 --> 00:44:32,579
What the fuck is this?

1133
00:44:32,662 --> 00:44:33,764
Did you get that out of the sink?

1134
00:44:33,788 --> 00:44:34,389
Yes.

1135
00:44:34,664 --> 00:44:36,958
Do you think that steel
wool looks like pubes?

1136
00:44:37,042 --> 00:44:37,875
I don't know.

1137
00:44:37,959 --> 00:44:40,087
I don't know, okay?

1138
00:44:40,170 --> 00:44:41,355
But we gotta use something, okay?

1139
00:44:41,379 --> 00:44:42,547
And we're gonna use this.

1140
00:44:43,090 --> 00:44:44,216
It's gonna be so lame.

1141
00:44:44,299 --> 00:44:45,508
It's gonna be so fun.

1142
00:44:45,592 --> 00:44:47,344
It's gonna be so fun.

1143
00:44:47,927 --> 00:44:50,305
Okay, we're gonna start recording now.

1144
00:44:50,805 --> 00:44:51,805
Excellent.

1145
00:44:53,433 --> 00:44:54,433
Okay.

1146
00:44:55,643 --> 00:44:56,643
Okay.

1147
00:44:58,396 --> 00:44:59,439
Hello!

1148
00:45:04,069 --> 00:45:06,654
I have heard that this is one of the finest

1149
00:45:06,738 --> 00:45:08,698
dining establishments in town.

1150
00:45:11,201 --> 00:45:13,661
And you are the food critic.

1151
00:45:13,745 --> 00:45:17,082
And you're going to the restaurant.

1152
00:45:17,165 --> 00:45:18,333
- Yes, I do.
- Yes...

1153
00:45:18,958 --> 00:45:21,919
Yes, we can't wait to serve you.

1154
00:45:23,046 --> 00:45:26,008
Well, do you gents have
a table ready for me?

1155
00:45:26,091 --> 00:45:28,301
I must say I have heard excellent things

1156
00:45:28,385 --> 00:45:30,012
about your signature dish.

1157
00:45:30,220 --> 00:45:34,432
Yes, we make it from the
finest ingredients in Italia,

1158
00:45:34,516 --> 00:45:37,894
where the moisture region in the south,

1159
00:45:37,977 --> 00:45:40,730
where the cucumbers are hard and long.

1160
00:45:40,813 --> 00:45:41,813
Oh, what? What?

1161
00:45:41,856 --> 00:45:45,110
- And getting...
- No, stop, cut, Tommy, cut.

1162
00:45:45,360 --> 00:45:48,321
Everyone was surprised
Faye had decided to improvise

1163
00:45:48,405 --> 00:45:51,574
on what they'd developed
to be an airtight script.

1164
00:45:52,159 --> 00:45:54,786
While Faye was trying to construct jokes,

1165
00:45:54,869 --> 00:45:56,746
her collaborators were much more interested

1166
00:45:56,829 --> 00:46:01,168
in throwing shocking words
and phrases into the bit.

1167
00:46:01,418 --> 00:46:03,795
This was a phenomenon common at the time

1168
00:46:03,878 --> 00:46:06,131
known as lol random humor.

1169
00:46:06,381 --> 00:46:10,302
We are in space.

1170
00:46:13,388 --> 00:46:15,807
You suck, sandwich!

1171
00:46:15,932 --> 00:46:19,019
It's, you know, it's not very good.

1172
00:46:19,727 --> 00:46:20,727
You're...

1173
00:46:20,770 --> 00:46:23,898
So you're not actually
really supposed to improvise

1174
00:46:24,024 --> 00:46:27,027
unless it is specifically
prefaced in the script.

1175
00:46:28,778 --> 00:46:32,074
It's actually like really
unprofessional, actually.

1176
00:46:32,157 --> 00:46:33,797
I just thought it was like kind of funny.

1177
00:46:33,908 --> 00:46:35,511
Yeah, that
was funny, it was great.

1178
00:46:35,535 --> 00:46:38,163
I loved the energy, I'm
loving the instincts there.

1179
00:46:39,289 --> 00:46:43,085
But Josh is right, and it
probably just surprised him

1180
00:46:43,168 --> 00:46:45,462
and kind of like scared him.

1181
00:46:45,545 --> 00:46:46,213
Scared?

1182
00:46:46,296 --> 00:46:47,536
I guess you could call it that.

1183
00:46:48,048 --> 00:46:49,591
I thought it was really funny.

1184
00:46:50,175 --> 00:46:51,676
Thanks, that's nice.

1185
00:46:51,759 --> 00:46:53,095
- Hey, Sarah?
- Yeah.

1186
00:46:54,721 --> 00:46:56,931
Is this the kind of set you're gonna run?

1187
00:46:57,557 --> 00:46:59,934
She doesn't run this, we all do.

1188
00:47:00,060 --> 00:47:02,687
No, no, no, I mean listen, he is right

1189
00:47:02,770 --> 00:47:04,981
and we shouldn't be adding extra lines.

1190
00:47:05,065 --> 00:47:06,292
We should just do what we wrote.

1191
00:47:06,316 --> 00:47:08,901
We don't have a lot of
time, so can we just like

1192
00:47:08,985 --> 00:47:10,070
move on to the next scene?

1193
00:47:10,195 --> 00:47:11,571
We can like cut out the last line.

1194
00:47:12,239 --> 00:47:15,242
Oh, I did it swing, I said, oh.

1195
00:47:15,700 --> 00:47:17,452
Oh, I didn't know, oh.

1196
00:47:20,705 --> 00:47:23,500
Excellent, now should I have a menu?

1197
00:47:23,583 --> 00:47:27,629
Oh, that won't be necessary, Sarah.

1198
00:47:27,712 --> 00:47:30,840
Yeah, so we want you
to have our finest dish.

1199
00:47:30,965 --> 00:47:34,302
It's our signature sandwich, a BLT,

1200
00:47:34,386 --> 00:47:37,055
bush lettuce and tomatoes.

1201
00:47:37,347 --> 00:47:38,598
Faye.

1202
00:47:39,266 --> 00:47:41,101
- I literally just said that.
- Tommy...

1203
00:47:41,184 --> 00:47:42,519
Tommy, can you cut?

1204
00:47:43,145 --> 00:47:48,441
Guys, you think it's time to
make our special sandwich.

1205
00:47:51,111 --> 00:47:55,448
- Yeah.
- Okay, first the bread.

1206
00:47:55,532 --> 00:47:56,699
Oh.

1207
00:47:57,367 --> 00:47:59,661
And then the lettuce.

1208
00:47:59,744 --> 00:48:01,788
Oh, oh.

1209
00:48:01,913 --> 00:48:04,624
Then the bread and the tomatoes.

1210
00:48:04,749 --> 00:48:05,917
Oh.

1211
00:48:06,043 --> 00:48:07,377
Tomatoes!

1212
00:48:07,460 --> 00:48:09,837
And then the cheese.

1213
00:48:10,380 --> 00:48:11,631
The cheese.

1214
00:48:11,714 --> 00:48:13,216
Ah.

1215
00:48:15,343 --> 00:48:17,845
And then the gabagool.

1216
00:48:17,929 --> 00:48:18,929
Oh.

1217
00:48:18,971 --> 00:48:22,559
Sitting at a restaurant
waiting on a sandwich.

1218
00:48:22,642 --> 00:48:27,022
Tea and crumpets, shrimp on the barbie.

1219
00:48:29,649 --> 00:48:31,193
Sarah.

1220
00:48:31,276 --> 00:48:35,738
I'm going all the way
on the secret ingredient.

1221
00:48:35,905 --> 00:48:37,990
The secret ingredient.

1222
00:48:38,158 --> 00:48:39,534
Oh.

1223
00:48:39,617 --> 00:48:41,328
It's a time.

1224
00:48:41,411 --> 00:48:43,663
Oh.

1225
00:48:45,540 --> 00:48:46,958
The fucking pubes.

1226
00:48:47,042 --> 00:48:48,460
Oh.

1227
00:48:49,002 --> 00:48:51,088
He will never see it coming.

1228
00:48:51,171 --> 00:48:53,215
He's going to shit his pants.

1229
00:48:53,298 --> 00:48:54,716
Ole!

1230
00:48:54,841 --> 00:48:56,176
- Ah.
- Si!

1231
00:48:58,053 --> 00:49:01,056
Ooh, do, dee, dee, do,
do, do, do, do, do, do.

1232
00:49:01,181 --> 00:49:03,058
Do, da, da, da, da, da,
da, da, da, da, da, da.

1233
00:49:03,475 --> 00:49:05,435
Here is a sandwich.

1234
00:49:05,602 --> 00:49:08,771
Well, I must say this
one looks a little different.

1235
00:49:09,564 --> 00:49:11,108
Oh, don't worry.

1236
00:49:11,191 --> 00:49:14,486
It is just a delicious sandwich.

1237
00:49:14,569 --> 00:49:18,698
- Yes, it's just a thick bite.
- Ole!

1238
00:49:20,200 --> 00:49:21,659
Mm, yum.

1239
00:49:22,035 --> 00:49:23,035
What?

1240
00:49:23,078 --> 00:49:23,786
- What?
- No.

1241
00:49:23,911 --> 00:49:24,912
I don't know, what?

1242
00:49:24,996 --> 00:49:26,724
You're actually supposed
to try to eat the thing.

1243
00:49:26,748 --> 00:49:27,748
Yeah.

1244
00:49:27,832 --> 00:49:28,832
What?

1245
00:49:29,084 --> 00:49:30,710
How would I even do that?

1246
00:49:30,835 --> 00:49:31,919
That would be gross.

1247
00:49:32,129 --> 00:49:33,755
Duh, that's the fucking point.

1248
00:49:33,838 --> 00:49:35,257
But that's disgusting.

1249
00:49:36,341 --> 00:49:37,842
But it's also funny.

1250
00:49:38,093 --> 00:49:39,453
Sarah, can you just make 'em stop?

1251
00:49:40,012 --> 00:49:42,139
- She doesn't tell us what to do.
- Okay.

1252
00:49:42,222 --> 00:49:44,057
Is this a turn the camera off moment

1253
00:49:44,141 --> 00:49:46,018
or fun banter, leave it running?

1254
00:49:46,101 --> 00:49:47,394
Jesus, turn it off, Tommy.

1255
00:49:47,894 --> 00:49:49,396
I didn't do anything wrong today.

1256
00:49:49,479 --> 00:49:54,817
Okay, listen, Josh, you
have to take an actual bite

1257
00:49:54,901 --> 00:49:57,945
of the sandwich that's sort
of the whole point of the video.

1258
00:49:58,613 --> 00:50:00,823
Okay, but like this is a skit.

1259
00:50:01,033 --> 00:50:04,702
So why is something
that's gross the actual point?

1260
00:50:04,786 --> 00:50:06,288
Because it's both.

1261
00:50:06,371 --> 00:50:08,165
It's a prank and a skit.

1262
00:50:08,248 --> 00:50:09,249
It's a prank skit.

1263
00:50:09,374 --> 00:50:10,750
It's different.

1264
00:50:11,293 --> 00:50:14,462
Different like good or different like bad?

1265
00:50:14,546 --> 00:50:21,511
Oh, think of it as a twist
on the common form.

1266
00:50:22,679 --> 00:50:24,014
Twist on the common form you say.

1267
00:50:24,139 --> 00:50:25,973
Twist on the common form I say.

1268
00:50:26,808 --> 00:50:29,561
Okay, yeah, aces.

1269
00:50:29,644 --> 00:50:31,729
All right, yeah, okay,
so see, so that, - Yeah.

1270
00:50:31,813 --> 00:50:33,898
Gals, is why you do something, right?

1271
00:50:33,981 --> 00:50:35,817
That is what we call motivation.

1272
00:50:36,401 --> 00:50:37,110
Thank you.

1273
00:50:37,194 --> 00:50:37,944
Yes, of course.

1274
00:50:38,028 --> 00:50:38,778
All right, let's do it.

1275
00:50:38,861 --> 00:50:41,698
Okay, let's go back in, Tommy.

1276
00:50:41,781 --> 00:50:44,617
Okay, Tommy, so I need
you to get in really close

1277
00:50:44,701 --> 00:50:47,495
to his face so we can
really get his reaction, okay?

1278
00:50:48,246 --> 00:50:49,872
- Not like that, dumb-ass.
- Jesus.

1279
00:50:49,956 --> 00:50:51,374
Oh, be nice, he's helping.

1280
00:50:51,458 --> 00:50:52,667
That was so close.

1281
00:50:52,792 --> 00:50:57,255
Okay, Tommy, so like, yeah,
right there's perfect, okay?

1282
00:50:58,173 --> 00:51:01,634
Josh, I really need you
to take an actual bite

1283
00:51:01,718 --> 00:51:03,428
of the sandwich, okay?

1284
00:51:04,262 --> 00:51:05,262
For art.

1285
00:51:06,098 --> 00:51:06,764
Got it?

1286
00:51:07,015 --> 00:51:07,765
All right.

1287
00:51:07,849 --> 00:51:11,061
Okay, all right, I'll call action, okay?

1288
00:51:11,186 --> 00:51:12,729
All right, here goes nothing.

1289
00:51:12,812 --> 00:51:15,065
And action.

1290
00:51:15,940 --> 00:51:16,940
Hmm.

1291
00:51:20,070 --> 00:51:22,864
Oh, oh, fuck.

1292
00:51:23,073 --> 00:51:27,994
Oh my fucking God,
you're still like fucking shit

1293
00:51:28,078 --> 00:51:30,163
and stuff, what the?

1294
00:51:34,126 --> 00:51:37,254
Fuck, fuck all of you, what the fuck?

1295
00:51:41,424 --> 00:51:44,719
Oh my God, oh God.

1296
00:51:46,388 --> 00:51:51,184
That was so fucking good!

1297
00:51:51,559 --> 00:51:53,311
Tommy, please tell me you got all of this?

1298
00:51:53,728 --> 00:51:54,646
Yeah, I'm good at this.

1299
00:51:54,729 --> 00:51:55,729
Fuck yes!

1300
00:51:55,897 --> 00:51:57,897
Oh my God, I can't
believe this, I'm like shaking.

1301
00:51:57,940 --> 00:51:58,858
We got it, it's perfect.

1302
00:51:58,941 --> 00:51:59,567
Oh my god.

1303
00:51:59,651 --> 00:52:01,111
- It's perfect.
- It's perfect.

1304
00:52:01,194 --> 00:52:03,571
Tommy, you and I, we
gotta get to editing right away.

1305
00:52:03,655 --> 00:52:04,447
- Right now.
- Thank you all so much

1306
00:52:04,489 --> 00:52:07,200
for doing this, oh my God, this is amazing!

1307
00:52:09,577 --> 00:52:13,081
Hmm, hmm.

1308
00:52:13,540 --> 00:52:14,540
What?

1309
00:52:15,875 --> 00:52:18,795
Yeah, I think right here
would be the best place

1310
00:52:18,878 --> 00:52:19,921
to start the skit.

1311
00:52:20,005 --> 00:52:23,216
Editing this type of video
was particularly simple

1312
00:52:23,300 --> 00:52:24,300
back then.

1313
00:52:24,509 --> 00:52:28,180
Frankly, I don't know why
Sarah asked Tommy to help.

1314
00:52:28,263 --> 00:52:30,557
All you needed to do
to edit was put the clip

1315
00:52:30,640 --> 00:52:33,226
in order, which they already were

1316
00:52:33,310 --> 00:52:35,187
because they shot in sequence,

1317
00:52:35,270 --> 00:52:37,772
but Tommy made a real meal of the process.

1318
00:52:38,398 --> 00:52:41,401
Honestly, I'd never seen
that boy emote a day in his life

1319
00:52:41,526 --> 00:52:43,445
until this very moment.

1320
00:52:44,154 --> 00:52:47,324
You mean from the beginning of the clip?

1321
00:52:47,407 --> 00:52:49,242
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

1322
00:52:49,326 --> 00:52:51,911
But we're gonna wanna
trim just like a few seconds off

1323
00:52:52,037 --> 00:52:55,123
like right here because
timing and things like this

1324
00:52:55,207 --> 00:52:56,249
is absolutely everything.

1325
00:52:56,333 --> 00:52:58,493
I don't do this a lot, but I
just had this crazy idea.

1326
00:52:58,543 --> 00:53:00,712
What if we started this
skit with like a little bit

1327
00:53:00,795 --> 00:53:02,839
of a zoom in shot on pubes?

1328
00:53:02,922 --> 00:53:05,342
That is awesome as long as it's loaded up.

1329
00:53:05,425 --> 00:53:07,135
You could just plug it in right away.

1330
00:53:07,219 --> 00:53:08,220
Yeah, awesome.

1331
00:53:08,303 --> 00:53:10,031
- Okay, so how about...
- It's not gonna take long?

1332
00:53:10,055 --> 00:53:10,930
No, yeah, not at all.

1333
00:53:11,056 --> 00:53:12,432
How much time do we have today?

1334
00:53:15,685 --> 00:53:19,106
- Not a lot of time, as I can...
- Oh...

1335
00:53:19,522 --> 00:53:22,234
Oh, that is too zoomed in on your nose.

1336
00:53:23,485 --> 00:53:25,070
Okay, no, I got it out, don't worry.

1337
00:53:26,821 --> 00:53:28,573
You got my nose out?

1338
00:53:32,202 --> 00:53:35,205
This is a kind of take we're
probably not gonna wanna use

1339
00:53:35,330 --> 00:53:36,414
actually.

1340
00:53:36,998 --> 00:53:38,791
The one where we mess up?

1341
00:53:39,459 --> 00:53:41,503
Yeah, you don't usually
put takes in the video

1342
00:53:41,586 --> 00:53:42,629
where you mess up.

1343
00:53:42,712 --> 00:53:45,423
So let's use one where we don't do that.

1344
00:53:52,055 --> 00:53:53,890
Okay, we're very close to being done,

1345
00:53:53,973 --> 00:53:55,368
but something that I was thinking about,

1346
00:53:55,392 --> 00:53:58,020
what if we had like sort
of quick shots of everyone

1347
00:53:58,103 --> 00:53:59,622
in the video just like
at the very beginning,

1348
00:53:59,646 --> 00:54:01,981
almost like visual opening credits?

1349
00:54:02,357 --> 00:54:05,527
No, sorry, I said that so fast.

1350
00:54:05,610 --> 00:54:07,088
No, no, no, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no, no, no,

1351
00:54:07,112 --> 00:54:09,072
that's so fine, no, this is yours.

1352
00:54:11,491 --> 00:54:16,663
Okay, it's so close, we
are very close. Like...

1353
00:54:18,581 --> 00:54:20,625
- It's fine.
- Yeah, you're... Thank you.

1354
00:54:21,168 --> 00:54:24,087
Just touch there.

1355
00:54:25,755 --> 00:54:29,634
Perfect, okay, just put your names in.

1356
00:54:33,555 --> 00:54:34,806
Okay.

1357
00:54:34,889 --> 00:54:36,766
- Okay, there's our names.
- Wait, one sec.

1358
00:54:36,891 --> 00:54:37,891
Oh, no.

1359
00:54:45,233 --> 00:54:47,777
All right, unless there's
anything you wanna change,

1360
00:54:47,860 --> 00:54:49,612
I think we have a finished.

1361
00:54:49,696 --> 00:54:51,132
- Perfect, thank you, Tommy.
- Skit right here.

1362
00:54:51,156 --> 00:54:52,782
If there's nothing else you wanna do,

1363
00:54:52,865 --> 00:54:54,385
- I think we have...
- Absolutely nothing else.

1364
00:54:54,409 --> 00:54:55,702
- This is great.
- Yep.

1365
00:54:55,785 --> 00:54:56,703
- Thank you.
- We're good.

1366
00:54:56,786 --> 00:54:57,412
Yeah.

1367
00:54:57,495 --> 00:54:59,515
Yeah, let me know if there's
anything else you need.

1368
00:54:59,539 --> 00:55:00,415
No, thank you, bye.

1369
00:55:00,498 --> 00:55:01,666
No, okay, yeah.

1370
00:55:01,749 --> 00:55:04,252
This was really fun and...

1371
00:55:05,795 --> 00:55:07,880
Bye, thank you so much.

1372
00:55:11,051 --> 00:55:12,302
I've never wished for death.

1373
00:55:12,802 --> 00:55:16,348
And now, it was time to post the video.

1374
00:55:16,848 --> 00:55:19,517
The girls got together to
flesh out the final details

1375
00:55:19,601 --> 00:55:21,478
and celebrate their achievement.

1376
00:55:21,686 --> 00:55:25,565
They thought that this
would be more or less

1377
00:55:25,690 --> 00:55:26,816
the final step.

1378
00:55:27,234 --> 00:55:28,443
Hey, Aunt Linda.

1379
00:55:28,693 --> 00:55:30,737
Thanks, Miss McConnell,
thanks for having us.

1380
00:55:30,820 --> 00:55:32,114
- Hello.
- Hello.

1381
00:55:32,197 --> 00:55:33,365
Hello, we can...

1382
00:55:33,448 --> 00:55:35,658
- How you doing?
- Welcome to the studio.

1383
00:55:35,742 --> 00:55:36,993
Please take a seat.

1384
00:55:37,077 --> 00:55:37,952
Did you line these up like that?

1385
00:55:38,036 --> 00:55:39,037
I did set these up

1386
00:55:39,121 --> 00:55:40,931
- specifically for this moment.
- It's like really professional.

1387
00:55:40,955 --> 00:55:42,374
Well, it's a big moment, okay.

1388
00:55:42,457 --> 00:55:45,168
So, all I have to do is I have
to put in my email address.

1389
00:55:45,252 --> 00:55:46,586
I'll use my school email address

1390
00:55:46,669 --> 00:55:49,631
and we will have a channel.

1391
00:55:49,714 --> 00:55:50,757
Oh my God.

1392
00:55:51,091 --> 00:55:51,799
This is so crazy.

1393
00:55:51,883 --> 00:55:53,611
I can't even believe
we're actually doing this.

1394
00:55:53,635 --> 00:55:54,302
I know.

1395
00:55:54,386 --> 00:55:56,846
So, what should we call our channel?

1396
00:55:57,430 --> 00:55:58,430
The three of us.

1397
00:55:58,515 --> 00:56:00,683
Maybe something with like, gooches in it.

1398
00:56:00,767 --> 00:56:02,602
Like, The Gooches.

1399
00:56:03,145 --> 00:56:04,021
What's a gooch?

1400
00:56:04,104 --> 00:56:05,206
You don't know what a gooch is?

1401
00:56:05,230 --> 00:56:07,899
Okay, can you maybe
get a little quieter here?

1402
00:56:07,982 --> 00:56:09,901
My parents are here
and I want them to like,

1403
00:56:09,984 --> 00:56:11,694
hear what you're saying.

1404
00:56:11,778 --> 00:56:13,089
Why, you don't even know if it's bad.

1405
00:56:13,113 --> 00:56:14,697
- Well, is it bad?
- Yeah.

1406
00:56:14,781 --> 00:56:16,592
Get mad and flustered before
you even know what the thing is.

1407
00:56:16,616 --> 00:56:17,950
Guys, I think I have an idea.

1408
00:56:18,035 --> 00:56:19,036
Yeah, what's up?

1409
00:56:19,869 --> 00:56:21,163
So, I was kind of thinking like,

1410
00:56:21,246 --> 00:56:24,166
maybe like, the beef curtain boys.

1411
00:56:24,541 --> 00:56:25,541
I think it's good.

1412
00:56:25,625 --> 00:56:27,228
I like it when she gets those little ideas

1413
00:56:27,252 --> 00:56:28,378
out of her pigtails.

1414
00:56:28,920 --> 00:56:29,921
- Thanks.
- Adorable.

1415
00:56:30,005 --> 00:56:32,924
Fuck yes, the beef curtain boys.

1416
00:56:33,258 --> 00:56:34,967
I love that, okay.

1417
00:56:35,677 --> 00:56:37,804
And title of the video.

1418
00:56:37,887 --> 00:56:40,390
This is easy, I was
thinking something like,

1419
00:56:40,723 --> 00:56:44,852
incredibly fancy businessman
gets shock of his life

1420
00:56:44,936 --> 00:56:47,439
when a pubic hair is in a sandwich.

1421
00:56:47,605 --> 00:56:48,898
- Done.
- That's a book.

1422
00:56:48,981 --> 00:56:50,400
It's a little long, I would say.

1423
00:56:50,483 --> 00:56:51,193
Yep.

1424
00:56:51,276 --> 00:56:53,945
You'll never believe what they ate.

1425
00:56:54,029 --> 00:56:55,629
- Pube sandwich.
- It's a pube sandwich.

1426
00:56:55,655 --> 00:56:58,325
Chic, simple, pube sandwich.

1427
00:56:59,159 --> 00:57:00,660
- Okay, big moment.
- This is it.

1428
00:57:01,786 --> 00:57:03,222
- Okay, we'll do it at the same time.
- I'm gonna click on it. 1, 2, 3...

1429
00:57:03,246 --> 00:57:03,996
Okay, ready?

1430
00:57:04,081 --> 00:57:06,249
Three, two, one.

1431
00:57:07,292 --> 00:57:12,464
Okay, and all right, maybe
more like seven hours.

1432
00:57:12,547 --> 00:57:13,547
This is amazing.

1433
00:57:13,590 --> 00:57:14,424
We gotta tell people.

1434
00:57:14,549 --> 00:57:15,217
We gotta tell people.

1435
00:57:15,300 --> 00:57:16,527
I'm gonna tell everybody at my job.

1436
00:57:16,551 --> 00:57:17,903
They'll love it, they love stuff like that.

1437
00:57:17,927 --> 00:57:18,636
It's gonna be fucking great.

1438
00:57:18,678 --> 00:57:19,905
We should tell people
in the quad - Fuck yeah.

1439
00:57:19,929 --> 00:57:21,369
And then they'll tell their friends.

1440
00:57:21,431 --> 00:57:22,974
Yes, amazing.

1441
00:57:23,183 --> 00:57:25,602
But can you just not tell
Aunt Tracy or anything

1442
00:57:25,685 --> 00:57:27,580
because I don't want it
getting back to my parents?

1443
00:57:27,604 --> 00:57:29,207
Why would I tell my mom
about things like that?

1444
00:57:29,231 --> 00:57:30,565
I don't tell my mom shit.

1445
00:57:30,690 --> 00:57:31,608
Cool.

1446
00:57:31,691 --> 00:57:33,401
Would they really be that weird about it?

1447
00:57:33,485 --> 00:57:35,046
I feel like you just
didn't want them to know

1448
00:57:35,070 --> 00:57:36,070
we were using the house.

1449
00:57:36,113 --> 00:57:39,616
It's just that they don't get this stuff

1450
00:57:39,699 --> 00:57:41,302
- and I don't wanna...
- Sarah tells them everything.

1451
00:57:41,326 --> 00:57:42,406
I don't wanna explain this.

1452
00:57:42,452 --> 00:57:43,495
Like internet stuff?

1453
00:57:43,578 --> 00:57:44,412
Don't worry about it.

1454
00:57:44,496 --> 00:57:46,956
They aren't ever going
to know and it's fine.

1455
00:57:47,040 --> 00:57:51,003
Okay, how about we get some food?

1456
00:57:51,086 --> 00:57:54,631
Now it seemed like everything
had gone off without a hitch

1457
00:57:55,090 --> 00:57:57,759
but a few days later I
got a call from Sarah.

1458
00:57:58,218 --> 00:58:00,845
I don't know why but I instinctively knew

1459
00:58:00,928 --> 00:58:03,765
that I should record it
and it's incredibly important

1460
00:58:03,848 --> 00:58:07,102
that I did because
everything about this story

1461
00:58:08,228 --> 00:58:09,312
was about to change.

1462
00:58:09,771 --> 00:58:12,440
Hey Avery, yeah, what's up?

1463
00:58:12,649 --> 00:58:16,278
So you said you know about
YouTube and stuff, kind of, right?

1464
00:58:16,861 --> 00:58:18,946
Yeah, kind of.

1465
00:58:19,406 --> 00:58:20,157
Why?

1466
00:58:20,365 --> 00:58:21,158
What's happened?

1467
00:58:21,241 --> 00:58:24,536
I don't know, I'm just like
really scared with things

1468
00:58:24,619 --> 00:58:26,121
that are happening through the video.

1469
00:58:26,288 --> 00:58:29,249
Can you just like, can you come over?

1470
00:58:29,374 --> 00:58:31,834
I don't know, I'm just like scared.

1471
00:58:32,669 --> 00:58:34,546
Yeah, sure, I'll be
there in like 20 minutes.

1472
00:58:34,629 --> 00:58:39,176
Okay, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

1473
00:58:46,183 --> 00:58:50,187
Sorry, sorry, I'm just like,
I'm kind of freaking out.

1474
00:58:50,270 --> 00:58:52,814
There's like so many more thumbs down.

1475
00:58:53,898 --> 00:58:55,233
Yeah, I um...

1476
00:58:55,692 --> 00:58:57,819
Everyone's just
commenting really bad stuff.

1477
00:58:57,902 --> 00:59:00,363
Like this one just says, fuck this.

1478
00:59:00,447 --> 00:59:02,490
One says fake, fake as shit.

1479
00:59:02,907 --> 00:59:04,742
One just says bitches, I don't know.

1480
00:59:04,826 --> 00:59:06,661
I just, I'm really scared.

1481
00:59:06,786 --> 00:59:08,056
I don't really know what's going on.

1482
00:59:08,080 --> 00:59:09,080
I don't know what to do.

1483
00:59:18,756 --> 00:59:21,509
Yeah, yeah, you're
right, that's a good idea.

1484
00:59:22,927 --> 00:59:24,721
Do you know what reply videos are?

1485
00:59:25,305 --> 00:59:27,599
In the early days of
YouTube, there was a feature

1486
00:59:27,682 --> 00:59:29,934
where users could reply to videos

1487
00:59:30,018 --> 00:59:31,269
with videos of their own,

1488
00:59:31,436 --> 00:59:34,397
much like the TikTok stitches of today.

1489
00:59:34,731 --> 00:59:37,109
Usually it was just a girl in a tank top

1490
00:59:37,192 --> 00:59:40,737
with big boobs going
like, I liked the video,

1491
00:59:40,820 --> 00:59:44,824
but sometimes it was much, much worse.

1492
00:59:46,701 --> 00:59:48,953
Hey, so I just watched
the stupidest fucking video

1493
00:59:49,037 --> 00:59:51,081
of all time, it's called "Pube Sandwich".

1494
00:59:51,248 --> 00:59:52,874
"Pube Sandwich".

1495
00:59:53,208 --> 00:59:54,417
"Pube Sandwich".

1496
00:59:54,501 --> 00:59:56,128
The "Pube Sandwich" video, right?

1497
00:59:56,211 --> 00:59:57,337
What the fuck was that?

1498
00:59:57,462 --> 00:59:59,922
That was the worst video
I've ever seen in my entire life.

1499
01:00:00,090 --> 01:00:02,884
Women talking about
pubes, it is disgusting.

1500
01:00:02,967 --> 01:00:04,386
This is what women today are doing.

1501
01:00:04,469 --> 01:00:05,946
I didn't even know they
were allowed to do that,

1502
01:00:05,970 --> 01:00:06,763
to be honest.

1503
01:00:06,846 --> 01:00:09,099
One time I went on a date
with this girl who had pubes.

1504
01:00:12,394 --> 01:00:13,270
Never again.

1505
01:00:13,353 --> 01:00:14,979
I watched about 10 seconds of it.

1506
01:00:15,063 --> 01:00:17,565
How fucking disgusting you are.

1507
01:00:17,815 --> 01:00:18,900
I threw up.

1508
01:00:18,983 --> 01:00:20,735
It's just crass and below the line.

1509
01:00:20,860 --> 01:00:23,238
Women in the kitchen,
but what they cookin'?

1510
01:00:23,488 --> 01:00:24,281
Pubes.

1511
01:00:24,364 --> 01:00:25,448
Watch it on mute.

1512
01:00:26,033 --> 01:00:28,701
And then it's just a bunch of hot babes.

1513
01:00:28,785 --> 01:00:31,038
First of all, women don't have pubes.

1514
01:00:38,503 --> 01:00:39,879
I'm gonna play this little game

1515
01:00:39,962 --> 01:00:42,299
before I head out of here,
it's called "Fuck Mary Kill".

1516
01:00:43,425 --> 01:00:44,505
I'd probably kill them all.

1517
01:00:44,759 --> 01:00:46,261
She called Gabby and Faye over

1518
01:00:46,386 --> 01:00:48,430
to try to figure out a solution.

1519
01:00:49,014 --> 01:00:51,308
But they didn't quite understand the scope

1520
01:00:51,683 --> 01:00:52,767
of what was happening.

1521
01:00:54,311 --> 01:00:56,188
Sarah, what the fuck, what's wrong?

1522
01:00:56,396 --> 01:00:57,939
Have you seen the comments?

1523
01:00:58,523 --> 01:00:59,523
What?

1524
01:01:00,233 --> 01:01:02,319
They're all like really, really, really bad

1525
01:01:02,402 --> 01:01:04,279
and they're really scary.

1526
01:01:04,571 --> 01:01:07,699
Okay, well it's okay, not
everybody's gonna like everything

1527
01:01:07,782 --> 01:01:10,702
and people who will
like it will see it soon,

1528
01:01:10,785 --> 01:01:11,869
so that's okay.

1529
01:01:12,454 --> 01:01:14,581
It's like some of them
are really, really gross

1530
01:01:14,664 --> 01:01:17,459
and like, one even says like,

1531
01:01:17,709 --> 01:01:19,836
hey, which one of them would you bang?

1532
01:01:20,837 --> 01:01:22,630
Well, what were the answers?

1533
01:01:22,714 --> 01:01:25,425
- Gabby, what the fuck?
- Okay, sorry.

1534
01:01:25,508 --> 01:01:27,344
- I don't care, whatever.
- It's not funny.

1535
01:01:27,427 --> 01:01:30,388
Who cares? Sarah, they're
just assholes on the internet.

1536
01:01:31,306 --> 01:01:34,267
No, I'm really, really sorry you guys,

1537
01:01:34,351 --> 01:01:37,229
I just, I wanted to do something fun

1538
01:01:37,312 --> 01:01:38,813
and now you guys are involved

1539
01:01:38,896 --> 01:01:41,816
and I feel so bad, I'm so sorry.

1540
01:01:41,899 --> 01:01:45,362
These are like, they're so like really bad.

1541
01:01:45,445 --> 01:01:47,739
I honestly don't even
know what to say to these.

1542
01:01:47,822 --> 01:01:50,343
Just tell them to go fucking die in
a fucking car crash, or something.

1543
01:01:50,367 --> 01:01:51,677
I don't think that's a good idea.

1544
01:01:51,701 --> 01:01:52,502
Just get up, just stay with her.

1545
01:01:52,577 --> 01:01:54,222
I just don't think that you should do that

1546
01:01:54,246 --> 01:01:56,373
because you know, commenting or responding

1547
01:01:56,456 --> 01:01:57,790
could actually make things worse.

1548
01:01:57,915 --> 01:02:00,377
Yeah, well if they wanna
be assholes, so can I.

1549
01:02:00,877 --> 01:02:03,546
You're a stupid fucking virgin,

1550
01:02:03,630 --> 01:02:05,715
how about you go get
fucked so you don't die

1551
01:02:05,798 --> 01:02:08,426
- a fucking virgin, virgin bitch?
- God, Gabby...

1552
01:02:08,510 --> 01:02:12,264
Okay, it's okay, it's all gonna die down

1553
01:02:12,347 --> 01:02:14,266
and you know, people
who think that we're funny

1554
01:02:14,349 --> 01:02:16,559
are gonna find the video
and they're gonna like it

1555
01:02:16,643 --> 01:02:19,021
and they're gonna subscribe
and it's all gonna be fine.

1556
01:02:19,104 --> 01:02:22,149
Oh my god, is it normal
that my stomach hurts?

1557
01:02:22,232 --> 01:02:23,900
Why does my stomach hurt?

1558
01:02:23,983 --> 01:02:25,068
It's just anxiety.

1559
01:02:25,152 --> 01:02:26,569
Ugh.

1560
01:02:26,653 --> 01:02:27,653
Guys?

1561
01:02:27,737 --> 01:02:29,989
Do you know what 4chan is?

1562
01:02:30,365 --> 01:02:32,659
The video had been posted to 4chan,

1563
01:02:32,992 --> 01:02:36,871
a website where yes, many memes originated

1564
01:02:37,247 --> 01:02:39,874
but that was also known as a vile place

1565
01:02:40,250 --> 01:02:42,044
where some of the most horrendous rumors

1566
01:02:42,127 --> 01:02:44,046
and cyberbullying would occur.

1567
01:02:44,671 --> 01:02:47,215
If you got yourself in 4chan's crosshairs,

1568
01:02:47,882 --> 01:02:49,509
you could find yourself dealing with

1569
01:02:49,759 --> 01:02:52,929
what was essentially
the internet's Illuminati.

1570
01:02:54,389 --> 01:02:57,184
Sarah, who's justboy3232?

1571
01:02:57,809 --> 01:02:58,809
What?

1572
01:02:59,102 --> 01:03:00,102
Come look at this.

1573
01:03:08,653 --> 01:03:10,322
Oh my god, he said,

1574
01:03:11,031 --> 01:03:12,740
I know this bitch Sarah from high school,

1575
01:03:12,824 --> 01:03:14,784
she was always so fucking annoying.

1576
01:03:15,160 --> 01:03:17,287
At least I know where she lives.

1577
01:03:18,496 --> 01:03:20,707
And then somebody asked for my address.

1578
01:03:20,790 --> 01:03:21,790
What?

1579
01:03:22,000 --> 01:03:23,126
Did someone give it to them?

1580
01:03:23,210 --> 01:03:25,545
No, it doesn't look like
it but somebody did say

1581
01:03:25,628 --> 01:03:27,380
they wanna try to kill your parents.

1582
01:03:27,672 --> 01:03:29,007
Oh my god, oh my god.

1583
01:03:29,091 --> 01:03:31,218
- This is really bad.
- Oh my god.

1584
01:03:31,384 --> 01:03:32,969
Sarah, no, this is really bad.

1585
01:03:33,178 --> 01:03:34,697
We were always together in high school.

1586
01:03:34,721 --> 01:03:35,471
If they know where she lives,

1587
01:03:35,513 --> 01:03:36,306
they're gonna know where I live.

1588
01:03:36,348 --> 01:03:37,140
If they wanna kill her parents,

1589
01:03:37,182 --> 01:03:38,367
they're gonna kill our, my fucking parents,

1590
01:03:38,391 --> 01:03:40,161
so they're gonna kill
our whole fucking family.

1591
01:03:40,185 --> 01:03:42,729
I'm so sorry, I'm so, so sorry.

1592
01:03:42,812 --> 01:03:44,981
I don't know what to do,
I don't know what to do.

1593
01:03:45,065 --> 01:03:46,209
- It's not your fault, it's not your fault.
- Oh my god!

1594
01:03:46,233 --> 01:03:47,418
This was just supposed to be funny.

1595
01:03:47,442 --> 01:03:48,762
It was just supposed to be funny.

1596
01:03:48,818 --> 01:03:50,487
Sarah, you need to calm down,

1597
01:03:50,570 --> 01:03:52,690
you need to look at me,
you need to go call your mom.

1598
01:03:54,574 --> 01:03:55,367
What?

1599
01:03:55,450 --> 01:03:56,493
You need to call your mom.

1600
01:03:56,618 --> 01:03:58,096
This is really bad, we're not gonna know

1601
01:03:58,120 --> 01:03:59,037
how to fucking handle it.

1602
01:03:59,121 --> 01:04:00,281
We need a real fucking adult.

1603
01:04:00,330 --> 01:04:01,623
Are you fucking kidding me?

1604
01:04:01,706 --> 01:04:04,001
You told me all weekend
not to tell her about anything.

1605
01:04:04,084 --> 01:04:05,502
Well things fucking changed!

1606
01:04:05,585 --> 01:04:07,188
Look at this, I didn't
know this could happen.

1607
01:04:07,212 --> 01:04:08,689
These guys are fucking
threatening to come kill you.

1608
01:04:08,713 --> 01:04:10,033
But this is what I was afraid of,

1609
01:04:10,090 --> 01:04:11,817
and all fucking weekend
you were telling me,

1610
01:04:11,841 --> 01:04:13,926
don't be a baby, be an
adult, you're an adult.

1611
01:04:14,011 --> 01:04:15,553
Yeah, and being an adult is knowing

1612
01:04:15,637 --> 01:04:17,237
how you need to fucking change the plans

1613
01:04:17,264 --> 01:04:18,366
when you need to fucking change it,

1614
01:04:18,390 --> 01:04:19,766
so go call your fucking mom.

1615
01:04:19,849 --> 01:04:21,393
She's gonna kill me, Gabby.

1616
01:04:21,476 --> 01:04:22,828
Well, at least you'll do it metaphorically.

1617
01:04:22,852 --> 01:04:24,729
This guy wants to
actually fucking kill you.

1618
01:04:24,854 --> 01:04:25,480
No, they didn't.

1619
01:04:25,605 --> 01:04:27,024
And her, and my mom, and your mom,

1620
01:04:27,107 --> 01:04:28,626
and her mom, and all our fucking family,

1621
01:04:28,650 --> 01:04:30,693
so go fucking talk to her, say something.

1622
01:04:32,612 --> 01:04:34,257
Guys, I can go with
you, it's gonna be fine.

1623
01:04:34,281 --> 01:04:36,283
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

1624
01:04:36,866 --> 01:04:39,244
I don't want you being there
when she's yelling at me, okay?

1625
01:04:40,495 --> 01:04:41,996
Just give me a couple seconds.

1626
01:04:42,122 --> 01:04:43,581
Gabby, you're a fucking bitch.

1627
01:04:44,041 --> 01:04:45,841
Mom, can I talk to you
upstairs for a second?

1628
01:04:45,917 --> 01:04:47,460
No, honey, I just got downstairs.

1629
01:04:47,752 --> 01:04:49,212
Oh my goodness, Sarah, what's wrong?

1630
01:04:49,296 --> 01:04:51,149
Please don't be mad at me,
please don't be mad at me.

1631
01:04:51,173 --> 01:04:53,050
Sarah, what is happening right now?

1632
01:04:53,133 --> 01:04:54,717
I'm sorry, just please just promise

1633
01:04:54,842 --> 01:04:56,344
you're not gonna be mad, okay?

1634
01:04:56,553 --> 01:04:58,721
What is going on?

1635
01:04:59,764 --> 01:05:00,764
Hey.

1636
01:05:00,932 --> 01:05:04,936
Okay, so, so this weekend, you know,

1637
01:05:05,020 --> 01:05:07,105
Gabby and Faye and me, we made this video.

1638
01:05:07,272 --> 01:05:08,690
The one for your class?

1639
01:05:09,566 --> 01:05:11,193
- Yeah.
- The one for your class, yeah.

1640
01:05:11,359 --> 01:05:13,486
Yes, but no, we ended up just making

1641
01:05:13,570 --> 01:05:16,614
kind of like a funny skit for online.

1642
01:05:16,698 --> 01:05:19,659
Oh my god, oh come on, Sarah, no.

1643
01:05:19,784 --> 01:05:22,370
I'm so sorry, we put it up and,

1644
01:05:23,288 --> 01:05:25,391
it's just like all comments
are really bad - Oh my god.

1645
01:05:25,415 --> 01:05:26,642
And they're really scary and...

1646
01:05:26,666 --> 01:05:27,584
What have you done?

1647
01:05:27,667 --> 01:05:28,710
Oh my Jesus.

1648
01:05:28,793 --> 01:05:31,546
It's like, they're gonna
like hurt me and hurt you

1649
01:05:31,629 --> 01:05:34,966
and people are like threatening,
threatening to hurt us.

1650
01:05:35,050 --> 01:05:37,070
Oh, this is fantastic, we're
gonna have to relocate.

1651
01:05:37,094 --> 01:05:40,055
Sarah, Sarah, you need
to show me this right now.

1652
01:05:40,972 --> 01:05:43,201
- I'm not joking.
- Please, I don't wanna show you, please.

1653
01:05:43,225 --> 01:05:45,227
It's so, so stupid.

1654
01:05:45,310 --> 01:05:47,979
It is so dumb, please, and I am so sorry.

1655
01:05:48,063 --> 01:05:49,356
- I am so sorry.
- Sarah, Sarah.

1656
01:05:49,439 --> 01:05:51,399
Sarah, you need to show me exactly

1657
01:05:51,483 --> 01:05:53,526
what is happening and then I will tell you

1658
01:05:53,610 --> 01:05:54,986
how to fix this.

1659
01:05:55,070 --> 01:05:56,529
Mom, I'm sorry, please.

1660
01:05:56,613 --> 01:05:57,739
I don't wanna hear your.

1661
01:05:57,822 --> 01:05:59,574
This isn't what I need right now from you.

1662
01:05:59,699 --> 01:06:01,534
You need to go get Gabby and Faye now too.

1663
01:06:01,618 --> 01:06:05,122
No, no, they don't need
to be part of this, please.

1664
01:06:05,205 --> 01:06:06,289
- Yes, they do.
- Trust me.

1665
01:06:06,373 --> 01:06:08,500
All three of you did this,
these are your consequences

1666
01:06:08,625 --> 01:06:10,168
that you are all responsible for.

1667
01:06:10,252 --> 01:06:14,422
Now go get them, young lady.

1668
01:06:14,506 --> 01:06:15,507
I'm sorry.

1669
01:06:16,466 --> 01:06:18,801
- I don't wanna hear, I'm sorry.
- Fine, I'll get them.

1670
01:06:20,470 --> 01:06:21,763
We're ruined.

1671
01:06:22,597 --> 01:06:23,931
Avery, what the fuck?

1672
01:06:24,599 --> 01:06:26,184
So we called the cops because...

1673
01:06:26,268 --> 01:06:27,268
What?

1674
01:06:27,310 --> 01:06:28,020
Oh my God.

1675
01:06:28,103 --> 01:06:29,580
Well, we just don't know if these people

1676
01:06:29,604 --> 01:06:32,815
who wanna hurt us are gonna come by, so...

1677
01:06:32,899 --> 01:06:33,800
- No, that's good, that's good.
- We wanna...

1678
01:06:33,858 --> 01:06:36,194
- It's like the safest option.
- Yeah, so...

1679
01:06:36,278 --> 01:06:37,338
No, if the cops are coming,

1680
01:06:37,362 --> 01:06:38,738
I have to fucking get out of here.

1681
01:06:39,114 --> 01:06:40,240
What, Gabby, what?

1682
01:06:40,490 --> 01:06:41,616
I smoke weed, Sarah.

1683
01:06:41,699 --> 01:06:43,701
If they smell it on me, I could go to jail.

1684
01:06:43,785 --> 01:06:45,537
Yeah, but did you smoke weed today?

1685
01:06:45,620 --> 01:06:46,913
No, I didn't smoke weed today,

1686
01:06:46,996 --> 01:06:49,350
but I spilled my bong water on this
fucking hoodie a couple weeks ago.

1687
01:06:49,374 --> 01:06:50,893
If they smell it on me, I'm fucking done.

1688
01:06:50,917 --> 01:06:52,835
You haven't washed your hoodie in weeks?

1689
01:06:52,919 --> 01:06:54,004
It's a fucking hoodie.

1690
01:06:54,254 --> 01:06:55,255
That's still gross.

1691
01:06:55,422 --> 01:06:57,757
Gabby, that's not how this all works, okay?

1692
01:06:57,840 --> 01:06:58,925
This is so...

1693
01:06:59,009 --> 01:06:59,801
What, Gabby, what?

1694
01:06:59,884 --> 01:07:01,719
No, come on, we're all in this together.

1695
01:07:01,803 --> 01:07:03,055
We're all one group.

1696
01:07:03,221 --> 01:07:05,682
Gabby, you can't go
out through the window.

1697
01:07:05,765 --> 01:07:07,809
Gabby, no, let's stick
together as a team, please.

1698
01:07:07,892 --> 01:07:08,911
We work together as a team

1699
01:07:08,935 --> 01:07:10,621
until you call the fucking
cops on me, good luck.

1700
01:07:10,645 --> 01:07:12,980
I didn't call the cops on you, Gabby.

1701
01:07:13,065 --> 01:07:15,150
- Oh my God, Gabby.
- Gabby, you can't...

1702
01:07:16,651 --> 01:07:18,070
Oh.

1703
01:07:24,659 --> 01:07:29,789
Okay, well, I guess you
can just go too or whatever.

1704
01:07:29,914 --> 01:07:30,914
I don't know.

1705
01:07:31,791 --> 01:07:32,834
Fuck.

1706
01:07:34,044 --> 01:07:37,589
No, no, I'll stay.

1707
01:07:39,841 --> 01:07:40,841
Okay.

1708
01:07:42,719 --> 01:07:45,180
We're in it together, right?

1709
01:07:46,264 --> 01:07:47,099
Yeah, thanks.

1710
01:07:50,518 --> 01:07:55,523
So, what do you wanna do while we wait?

1711
01:07:57,692 --> 01:07:59,819
Faye and I spent the
night at Sarah's house.

1712
01:08:00,195 --> 01:08:02,447
What would have normally
been a nice sleepover

1713
01:08:02,572 --> 01:08:04,741
was an anxiety riddled night of shame

1714
01:08:04,824 --> 01:08:06,993
as police guarded the house.

1715
01:08:07,327 --> 01:08:09,954
There were no more jokes, no more laughs.

1716
01:08:10,330 --> 01:08:12,624
It was somehow comforting
to be amongst friends

1717
01:08:12,707 --> 01:08:13,875
going through the same thing

1718
01:08:13,958 --> 01:08:17,337
and worse to not process
any of this ourselves.

1719
01:08:17,587 --> 01:08:20,257
It wasn't until morning that
we were allowed to go home,

1720
01:08:20,423 --> 01:08:22,467
uncertain of what our parents might think

1721
01:08:22,550 --> 01:08:23,593
as they picked us up.

1722
01:08:25,095 --> 01:08:27,514
Yeah, so I guess my mom's
gonna be here in a few.

1723
01:08:28,223 --> 01:08:29,223
Cool.

1724
01:08:30,725 --> 01:08:32,102
I'm really sorry about everything.

1725
01:08:32,185 --> 01:08:34,271
I hope she's not like mad.

1726
01:08:34,396 --> 01:08:37,399
Oh, no, I think if anything,
she's just like worried.

1727
01:08:38,483 --> 01:08:40,443
That's kind of better, I guess.

1728
01:08:40,610 --> 01:08:42,945
Yeah, I mean, I don't
think she really thinks

1729
01:08:43,030 --> 01:08:45,490
that we did anything to ask for this.

1730
01:08:46,283 --> 01:08:50,203
I mean, I didn't think so either.

1731
01:08:53,498 --> 01:08:54,541
Are you gonna be good?

1732
01:08:57,377 --> 01:08:58,377
I don't know.

1733
01:09:00,755 --> 01:09:02,840
Oh, I guess it's my mom.

1734
01:09:02,924 --> 01:09:03,924
Yeah.

1735
01:09:05,677 --> 01:09:06,803
Oh, all right, bye.

1736
01:09:06,886 --> 01:09:07,554
Bye.

1737
01:09:07,637 --> 01:09:09,431
- I'll see you in class next week.
- Yeah.

1738
01:09:10,182 --> 01:09:11,183
Bye, Avery.

1739
01:09:17,647 --> 01:09:19,941
I know this might be weird to say,

1740
01:09:21,151 --> 01:09:24,821
but I just wanted to
say thanks for asking me

1741
01:09:24,904 --> 01:09:26,656
to be part of this, Sarah.

1742
01:09:27,157 --> 01:09:29,451
I mean, I know that none of us feel great

1743
01:09:29,534 --> 01:09:34,122
about anything right now,
but I think the other parts,

1744
01:09:34,914 --> 01:09:37,459
I don't know, I just, I really had fun.

1745
01:09:38,835 --> 01:09:39,835
Okay.

1746
01:09:42,422 --> 01:09:46,343
And if you guys want next
weekend or something,

1747
01:09:46,426 --> 01:09:47,903
I could be around and
we could, I don't know,

1748
01:09:47,927 --> 01:09:52,265
we could just, something.

1749
01:09:52,432 --> 01:09:53,432
Sure.

1750
01:09:54,809 --> 01:09:55,809
Bye.

1751
01:09:57,062 --> 01:09:58,062
Bye, Faye.

1752
01:10:03,735 --> 01:10:05,987
The police camped out outside our homes

1753
01:10:06,071 --> 01:10:07,155
for the next week or so,

1754
01:10:07,239 --> 01:10:09,866
but no trouble actually ensued.

1755
01:10:10,242 --> 01:10:14,287
As the threat dissipated,
the impact lingered on.

1756
01:10:15,038 --> 01:10:17,915
I never did submit that documentary.

1757
01:10:18,333 --> 01:10:20,877
My final ended up being some piece

1758
01:10:20,960 --> 01:10:24,047
about my little cousin's
Eagle Scout project,

1759
01:10:24,214 --> 01:10:27,509
drivel really, but I never
deleted the footage

1760
01:10:27,592 --> 01:10:28,760
that you've seen today.

1761
01:10:30,512 --> 01:10:33,515
As I think back about the impact of it all,

1762
01:10:33,598 --> 01:10:35,933
I'm struck by the absurdity.

1763
01:10:36,893 --> 01:10:39,229
Those nascent days of the internet,

1764
01:10:39,687 --> 01:10:43,858
the weight of online
backlash, that strange age

1765
01:10:44,067 --> 01:10:45,527
where you have your independence,

1766
01:10:45,610 --> 01:10:49,322
but it's still limited by
proximity to your parents.

1767
01:10:50,240 --> 01:10:55,912
This time capsule held
contents that felt timeless.

1768
01:10:56,746 --> 01:11:00,042
I could stand here and
unpack how it all made me feel,

1769
01:11:00,125 --> 01:11:03,420
but this isn't my story, no.

1770
01:11:04,296 --> 01:11:07,090
Just one that I am honored to tell.

1771
01:11:08,300 --> 01:11:11,011
As I considered how to close it all out,

1772
01:11:11,136 --> 01:11:14,014
I knew that there was only one option.

1773
01:11:15,390 --> 01:11:16,641
I had to talk to them again.

1774
01:11:17,059 --> 01:11:21,188
Sarah, thank you so much
for being here with me today

1775
01:11:21,271 --> 01:11:25,525
and agreeing to speak
candidly about your experience

1776
01:11:25,942 --> 01:11:27,777
with the pube sandwich video.

1777
01:11:28,528 --> 01:11:31,698
Yeah, of course, thank you for having me.

1778
01:11:31,781 --> 01:11:32,990
This is super cool.

1779
01:11:33,075 --> 01:11:37,829
This is a very professional setup, so.

1780
01:11:38,413 --> 01:11:40,582
It feels like so long ago.

1781
01:11:40,665 --> 01:11:43,210
I'm surprised you even asked, but yeah,

1782
01:11:43,293 --> 01:11:44,419
I'm happy to be here.

1783
01:11:45,878 --> 01:11:48,038
How do you get the whole
place to smell like coconuts?

1784
01:11:48,131 --> 01:11:53,053
I guess we should start with, how are you?

1785
01:11:53,303 --> 01:11:54,346
How'd you end up?

1786
01:11:54,429 --> 01:11:55,429
Where you been?

1787
01:11:55,555 --> 01:11:57,057
Good, yeah.

1788
01:11:59,142 --> 01:12:02,729
Obviously didn't move
forward with the whole comedy

1789
01:12:02,937 --> 01:12:05,273
video thing, I think I
figured out pretty early on

1790
01:12:05,357 --> 01:12:07,859
that that was just not for me.

1791
01:12:07,942 --> 01:12:11,196
I thought about pursuing
it, but then I was like,

1792
01:12:11,321 --> 01:12:13,698
no, I think being the
funny girl at the office

1793
01:12:13,823 --> 01:12:16,784
is just easier, so.

1794
01:12:17,202 --> 01:12:18,620
And what do you do now?

1795
01:12:18,703 --> 01:12:22,082
I am an office manager
at a creative agency.

1796
01:12:22,207 --> 01:12:24,001
Yeah, I've been doing stand up.

1797
01:12:24,084 --> 01:12:27,170
My tour will actually be up
by the time this comes out.

1798
01:12:27,337 --> 01:12:29,464
I'm at the same store I was
at when you first met me.

1799
01:12:29,797 --> 01:12:31,258
Does that ever get stale?

1800
01:12:31,466 --> 01:12:33,026
It's not like I'm in the same position.

1801
01:12:33,301 --> 01:12:35,303
They made me manager four years ago.

1802
01:12:35,970 --> 01:12:38,265
And how would you say the reaction

1803
01:12:38,348 --> 01:12:41,101
to the video affected you?

1804
01:12:41,643 --> 01:12:46,106
I guess right after I did clam up a bit

1805
01:12:46,189 --> 01:12:50,193
when I went back to college,
I was just really, really scared

1806
01:12:50,277 --> 01:12:52,362
that people would wanna talk about it.

1807
01:12:52,487 --> 01:12:53,487
Did they?

1808
01:12:55,157 --> 01:12:56,991
No, not really.

1809
01:12:57,742 --> 01:12:59,536
It was hard, really hard.

1810
01:12:59,619 --> 01:13:04,832
I think for a while there,
I thought that outside

1811
01:13:04,916 --> 01:13:07,919
of the group, there wasn't
really a place for my funny,

1812
01:13:08,420 --> 01:13:11,173
but luckily my parents
were really supportive.

1813
01:13:11,256 --> 01:13:12,340
I don't know, dude.

1814
01:13:12,507 --> 01:13:14,676
I'm not gonna let a
bunch of incels get to me.

1815
01:13:15,010 --> 01:13:17,012
If a 30-year-old virgin
in his mom's basement

1816
01:13:17,095 --> 01:13:19,472
doesn't think my video's
funny, then he can suck it.

1817
01:13:19,889 --> 01:13:21,683
Do you keep in touch with the others?

1818
01:13:22,517 --> 01:13:24,477
I mean, Sarah's my cousin, so.

1819
01:13:24,769 --> 01:13:26,521
Yeah, Gabby acted like she was on the run

1820
01:13:26,604 --> 01:13:29,357
for months after that until
we sort of just saw each other

1821
01:13:29,441 --> 01:13:30,733
at family parties.

1822
01:13:31,151 --> 01:13:33,570
Oh, Gabby was hard to reach afterwards,

1823
01:13:33,653 --> 01:13:36,114
which Sarah was definitely upset about.

1824
01:13:37,282 --> 01:13:39,492
Hello, it is your cousin.

1825
01:13:41,203 --> 01:13:42,412
I have not seen you.

1826
01:13:42,495 --> 01:13:45,957
I hope you are not dead
because if you don't pick up,

1827
01:13:46,083 --> 01:13:47,875
I will kill you, okay?

1828
01:13:48,085 --> 01:13:49,211
I love you, bye.

1829
01:13:52,964 --> 01:13:54,257
Still no answer.

1830
01:13:54,341 --> 01:13:55,341
No.

1831
01:13:56,051 --> 01:13:59,096
Sarah and I stayed in touch
and then we grew apart,

1832
01:13:59,179 --> 01:14:00,847
which is okay.

1833
01:14:01,306 --> 01:14:04,267
I feel like it was more of
like her friend, so not really.

1834
01:14:04,351 --> 01:14:05,661
I don't know, eventually we just sort of

1835
01:14:05,685 --> 01:14:06,769
ran out of stuff to do.

1836
01:14:06,853 --> 01:14:07,854
Do you regret it?

1837
01:14:08,480 --> 01:14:10,523
I regretted being so fucking annoying.

1838
01:14:12,734 --> 01:14:16,113
Hmm, you know, I try
not to live in the past

1839
01:14:16,196 --> 01:14:18,865
enough to like think about if things

1840
01:14:18,948 --> 01:14:20,533
could have gone differently.

1841
01:14:21,993 --> 01:14:26,039
It's silly, but I think that I'm just glad

1842
01:14:26,123 --> 01:14:27,624
that I put myself out there.

1843
01:14:27,707 --> 01:14:32,004
So I've actually been writing a lot lately.

1844
01:14:32,629 --> 01:14:33,380
Really?

1845
01:14:33,463 --> 01:14:34,464
What are you writing?

1846
01:14:34,589 --> 01:14:38,510
Yeah, like some plays, but mostly sketches.

1847
01:14:38,760 --> 01:14:39,761
For school?

1848
01:14:40,345 --> 01:14:44,141
No, I was actually kind of thinking

1849
01:14:44,224 --> 01:14:46,643
that I could try uploading some again.

1850
01:14:46,726 --> 01:14:47,644
What?

1851
01:14:47,727 --> 01:14:49,146
Are you crazy?

1852
01:14:49,229 --> 01:14:50,438
Is that a joke?

1853
01:14:50,563 --> 01:14:52,649
That's a joke, right?

1854
01:14:52,982 --> 01:14:54,627
Do I think it all worked out for the best?

1855
01:14:54,651 --> 01:14:55,818
No, I don't.

1856
01:14:55,902 --> 01:14:58,089
I'm sure there was something
we could have done different,

1857
01:14:58,113 --> 01:15:00,115
but I don't know.

1858
01:15:00,240 --> 01:15:02,534
I try to just think of
that time as like happy

1859
01:15:02,617 --> 01:15:05,037
and remember the fun stuff that we did.

1860
01:15:05,120 --> 01:15:06,413
Well, like we almost died.

1861
01:15:06,496 --> 01:15:09,916
It was a nuclear disaster all weekend.

1862
01:15:10,000 --> 01:15:11,727
You know, this was
something I really liked doing

1863
01:15:11,751 --> 01:15:16,631
and I really enjoyed and
so I'm happy I at least tried it.

1864
01:15:17,257 --> 01:15:18,300
You know?

1865
01:15:19,259 --> 01:15:20,760
Would you like to see the others?

1866
01:15:21,469 --> 01:15:22,720
Are they here?

1867
01:15:23,763 --> 01:15:24,639
They are here.

1868
01:15:24,764 --> 01:15:26,683
Oh my God.

1869
01:15:26,766 --> 01:15:27,766
Hi.

1870
01:15:28,518 --> 01:15:30,645
- You guys look so good.
- Oh my god,

1871
01:15:30,728 --> 01:15:32,230
You too though.

1872
01:15:32,314 --> 01:15:34,107
Like professional.

1873
01:15:34,191 --> 01:15:36,391
- Yeah, I'm professional.
- Do you know Dave Chappelle?

1874
01:15:36,443 --> 01:15:38,153
I... like personally?

1875
01:15:40,280 --> 01:15:41,280
Wow.

1876
01:15:42,032 --> 01:15:45,160
Pretty special to see the
Beef Curtain Boys reunited.

1877
01:15:45,493 --> 01:15:48,246
Yeah, bands back together baby.

1878
01:15:48,330 --> 01:15:49,997
One night only.

1879
01:15:54,836 --> 01:15:56,004
I'll stop. I'm sorry.

1880
01:15:56,088 --> 01:15:57,464
No, it was good.

1881
01:15:57,672 --> 01:16:00,842
So how do you all feel
about having this footage

1882
01:16:00,925 --> 01:16:02,469
finally being released?

1883
01:16:04,304 --> 01:16:05,305
Yeah, I don't know.

1884
01:16:05,680 --> 01:16:08,183
I guess if you think
there's something there

1885
01:16:08,266 --> 01:16:10,227
and people would like it.

1886
01:16:11,561 --> 01:16:14,439
I feel like we've all come
to terms with it, right?

1887
01:16:15,190 --> 01:16:16,274
Yeah, it's chill.

1888
01:16:16,774 --> 01:16:18,985
Yeah, I mean, I'm just
happy that we got to do this,

1889
01:16:19,069 --> 01:16:20,069
this part.

1890
01:16:20,195 --> 01:16:20,945
Yeah.

1891
01:16:21,196 --> 01:16:24,241
Thanks Sarah, for giving us our start.

1892
01:16:25,908 --> 01:16:27,327
No, no.

1893
01:16:28,870 --> 01:16:30,997
I just do not know why
you'd wanna put yourself

1894
01:16:31,081 --> 01:16:32,374
in that position again.

1895
01:16:32,457 --> 01:16:33,457
Maybe it's stupid.

1896
01:16:33,500 --> 01:16:38,671
I just, I don't really wanna
give up on it entirely though.

1897
01:16:39,214 --> 01:16:40,214
You know?

1898
01:16:41,466 --> 01:16:42,466
No.

1899
01:16:42,967 --> 01:16:43,968
I don't know.

1900
01:16:44,094 --> 01:16:46,346
I suppose at the very least,

1901
01:16:46,471 --> 01:16:49,557
there's some solace that
even after the spotlight

1902
01:16:49,641 --> 01:16:52,060
burned them, they all wound up okay.

1903
01:16:52,477 --> 01:16:55,480
And if my humble documentary
allows them to process

1904
01:16:55,605 --> 01:16:57,857
this chapter in their lives, then I'm glad.

1905
01:16:58,608 --> 01:17:00,693
It's not the most unique
experience in the world.

1906
01:17:00,777 --> 01:17:04,156
I mean, who among us
doesn't have cringy videos online

1907
01:17:04,239 --> 01:17:05,698
that we can't get rid of?

1908
01:17:06,158 --> 01:17:08,993
I guess at the end of the day,

1909
01:17:09,494 --> 01:17:10,995
we're all kind of cringe.

1910
01:17:11,663 --> 01:17:12,705
And that's okay.

1911
01:17:13,373 --> 01:17:15,792
As long as we decide
not to be dicks about him.

1912
01:17:32,100 --> 01:17:33,935
Yo.

1913
01:17:39,316 --> 01:17:40,942
Hello.

1914
01:17:41,026 --> 01:17:42,735
Hello.

1915
01:17:43,611 --> 01:17:45,863
I've heard that this is one of the finest

1916
01:17:45,947 --> 01:17:48,075
dining establishments in town.

1917
01:17:48,450 --> 01:17:51,286
Oh yes, Mr. Food Critic.

1918
01:17:51,411 --> 01:17:54,747
Welcome to our food restaurant.

1919
01:17:54,831 --> 01:17:55,915
- This will be...
- Yes.

1920
01:17:56,083 --> 01:18:01,129
Well, do you gents have
a table ready for me?

1921
01:18:02,589 --> 01:18:04,591
♪ Right this way ♪

1922
01:18:04,674 --> 01:18:05,800
Gentlemen.

1923
01:18:05,883 --> 01:18:08,720
It's us, your waiters.

1924
01:18:08,803 --> 01:18:10,138
Here you go.

1925
01:18:10,305 --> 01:18:11,639
Yes.

1926
01:18:13,933 --> 01:18:15,227
Well, excellent.

1927
01:18:15,310 --> 01:18:17,604
Now, should I have a menu?

1928
01:18:18,355 --> 01:18:19,856
Oh no.

1929
01:18:19,939 --> 01:18:23,110
That won't be necessary sir.

1930
01:18:23,193 --> 01:18:26,279
Yes, we want you to have our finest dish.

1931
01:18:26,363 --> 01:18:30,033
It's a signature sandwich, BLT.

1932
01:18:30,117 --> 01:18:32,577
Bacon, lettuce and.

1933
01:18:32,994 --> 01:18:35,913
All right then boys, you think it's time

1934
01:18:35,997 --> 01:18:39,334
to make our special sandwich?

1935
01:18:42,087 --> 01:18:44,922
Okay, our third style of bread.

1936
01:18:45,007 --> 01:18:46,299
- Bread.
- Oh.

1937
01:18:46,383 --> 01:18:48,468
And then, the lettuce.

1938
01:18:50,345 --> 01:18:52,139
And next to the tomato.

1939
01:18:52,472 --> 01:18:53,348
Tomato.

1940
01:18:53,431 --> 01:18:56,059
You said tomato, I said tomato.

1941
01:18:56,143 --> 01:18:59,146
And then the cheese.

1942
01:18:59,229 --> 01:19:00,147
The cheese.

1943
01:19:00,230 --> 01:19:01,898
The cheese.

1944
01:19:01,981 --> 01:19:02,774
Yeah.

1945
01:19:02,857 --> 01:19:04,984
And then the gabagool.

1946
01:19:05,568 --> 01:19:08,321
Oh, and this is the time of...

1947
01:19:11,283 --> 01:19:13,160
It's the time for the secret ingredient.

1948
01:19:13,243 --> 01:19:16,788
♪ Sitting at a restaurant
waiting on a sandwich. ♪

1949
01:19:16,871 --> 01:19:21,168
♪ Tea and crumpets, shrimp on the barbie ♪

1950
01:19:21,876 --> 01:19:24,171
- The secret ingredient.
- The secret...

1951
01:19:24,796 --> 01:19:27,007
Oh. Here we go.

1952
01:19:27,090 --> 01:19:28,258
Ah.

1953
01:19:29,259 --> 01:19:30,259
Ah.

1954
01:19:30,510 --> 01:19:33,430
Ah. The fucking pubes.

1955
01:19:33,513 --> 01:19:34,764
Ah.

1956
01:19:34,847 --> 01:19:37,350
Ah! He's never gonna see it coming.

1957
01:19:37,434 --> 01:19:39,644
He's going to shit his pants.

1958
01:19:49,196 --> 01:19:51,198
Your sandwich.

1959
01:19:52,657 --> 01:19:56,119
Well, something seems
different about this one.

1960
01:19:56,203 --> 01:19:58,746
Ah, do not worry.

1961
01:19:58,830 --> 01:20:02,542
It is still a delicious sandwich.

1962
01:20:02,625 --> 01:20:04,752
Yes, it's just a take a bite.

1963
01:20:04,836 --> 01:20:06,379
Ole!

1964
01:20:09,424 --> 01:20:10,633
Oh.

1965
01:20:10,842 --> 01:20:12,719
Oh, oh, what the...

1966
01:20:12,885 --> 01:20:18,141
Fuck, what the fuck is
fucking grease

1967
01:20:18,225 --> 01:20:20,352
and shit all over here?

1968
01:20:20,435 --> 01:20:22,645
What the fuck is wrong with you guys?

1969
01:20:22,770 --> 01:20:25,565
Oh, oh, I'm gonna be
sick, I'm gonna be sick.

1970
01:20:26,816 --> 01:20:31,196
That was so fucking good.

1971
01:20:32,280 --> 01:20:34,449
Tom, please tell me you got all of this.

1972
01:20:48,005 --> 01:20:51,424
♪ The weight on your
reception line is yes, man ♪

1973
01:20:51,508 --> 01:20:53,926
♪ And their yas queens kiss your ring ♪

1974
01:20:54,011 --> 01:20:58,431
♪ Like Christ is risen,
baby hit the algorithm ♪

1975
01:20:58,515 --> 01:21:00,767
♪ You don't have any substance ♪

1976
01:21:00,850 --> 01:21:04,604
♪ But you got a lot of
bread and holy wine ♪

1977
01:21:04,854 --> 01:21:08,858
♪ Divine creation, call
it transubstantiation ♪

1978
01:21:08,983 --> 01:21:12,029
♪ Your following is swallowing your body ♪

1979
01:21:12,320 --> 01:21:14,697
♪ But I'm not here to be saved ♪

1980
01:21:14,781 --> 01:21:19,994
♪ I want an explanation,
I've been excommunicated ♪

1981
01:21:30,047 --> 01:21:35,260
♪ Tick tock, kid, you're
getting older by the second ♪