Previously on The Valley: Persian Style.
Ooh, Casablanca.
What's up, people?
We don't want any rookie mistakes, Toya.
This is a party weekend.
She's so stuck up and pretentious,
you would think she was a member of the Persian royal family.
We have a little surprise coming in.
She's going to be here soon. She's a medium.
When she comes through, she's acknowledging a wedding.
Okay? Is this your wife?
- Yeah. - Because she loves you.
You can't just fall out of love with someone who passed away.
She didn't do anything wrong.
You always think that you're smarter than everyone
- in the room. - I know I'm smarter than you.
- You're smarter than me? - I know I am.
That's why I'm successful, and you're spending daddy's money.
How are you gonna give me advice?
Dennis isn't gonna take accountability anytime soon.
- I just don't want him here. - Did you get a hotel?
You don't have to say anymore. I understand. It's all good.
Bye, Felicia!
What did you do when your friend
pulled out her serum?
- I rub it on my dog. - You think that's a good look?
Have you ever paid for my pieces?
Retail price?
What's the point we're trying to make?
Yeah, I don't get the point.
Are you saying I'm not supportive of your business?
Walk away!
I will drop you like the napkins
that I clean my nose with, okay?
This is going well.
I love living in Woodland Hills.
I just have to say something.
It sounds like an excuse, but honestly,
I've never, ever seen this, ever.
In my mind, it's like, "Why is this getting so out of hand?"
I've got to admit, I just don't like conflict.
I'm telling you right now, she is not herself.
I'm a lot like Bamshad.
I'm not trying to have words and duke it out at the table,
but the fact that he's still sitting there is insane.
- You okay, sweetheart? - Yeah, I'm great.
Just walked into a sh-- show.
I am too.
And that alone really changed things for me.
I don't think she's gonna feel good about that.
How much support I've given this person in her jewelry line.
I've promoted it everywhere. I've talked to vendors about it.
The list can go on and on.
Do you know what that sounds like?
She's doing me a favor?
That's slapping my----ing face.
I think that said a lot about her character.
I'm very, very disappointed.
And this is when I stop drinking.
Girl, you should come out and talk to your best friend.
- Please, get out of my face. - You should-- What?
No, no, no, you need to get out of my face, please.
- I'm not in your face. - Please. Okay.
Girl, get a grip.
You are the rudest person I've ever----ing met
- in my whole life. - I'm glad.
You need to check your----ing self is what you need to do.
You're obnoxious, stuck up, and bougie for no----ing reason.
You were a waitress at Shamshiri, remember that.
That shows a lot of character, dude.
This is an uncomfortable situation.
We all love each other.
We're obviously on a trip together. What do we do?
I told her to come check on her best friend,
and she told me to get the [bleep] out of her face.
- [bleep] that. - You should go check on her,
- 'cause she's leaving. - She told you that?
She said, "Get the [bleep] out of my face."
- What are you doing? - Huh?
- What are you doing? - I'm going home.
Those people are pieces of sh--, and they're out of my life.
- Are you going back right now? - I just called the Uber.
I'm not snobby.
I did not come from a crazy wealthy family.
I just had to work hard, and I did.
You can come in the morning.
- No. - Okay.
I don't think I'm better than anybody,
but I have a boundary, and I have respect for myself.
Especially if somebody attack me, I don't put up with this.
- We are going to go back to LA. - You're gonna go back to LA?
Obviously I'm not gonna leave my wife to go alone.
No, obviously not.
I wanna apologize.
I wanna give a sincere apology to Greg and Tanin.
I'm very sorry if I created any problems,
but the way she talks
and the way she makes me feel about where I live, what I do,
where I go to restaurants, I-- it was up to here.
Did I pack everything else?
Maybe, I don't know. I don't know. Hopefully.
Usually I would back my friend,
and I can't when she says dumb sh-- like that, right?
- Let's move on. - I miss Dennis.
Okay, well, I'm so full from this thing.
Well, what a night, guys. What a night.
Okay, wow. What a great first date, huh, honey?
Boy, did sh-- get real.
I've never had a first date like this,
with a bunch of Persians fighting at the dinner table.
You do not want to accept that you have a problem.
That is a bigger problem.
There's no reason for me to be married
and live alone and sleep in the living room.
Then fix your problem!
Absolutely not.
So what's going on? What are we doing?
I think Courtney's very into the vibes.
Certainly did not turn her off.
Are we done with dinner?
I'm gonna go change into my swimsuit.
At that dinner, I felt supported by Greg, for sure.
He absolutely had my back. I have his back, too,
and I do feel, like, in more of a team than before.
Oh, goodness.
Yep.
GG, come here.
As if my ears could hear something.
- Let me feel the vibration. - Deaf-ass bitch.
Hey, you crazy people. Good night. Love you.
Oh, my God.
He's going down-- he's going down on her!
- You're missing it. - Hello, what am I missing?
Adam and Golnesa are trying to break into the room.
What?
I did not think this house came
with pay-per-view porn.
I saw a lot in that 27 seconds
of RJ's performance from start to finish.
It was so bad.
Good night, guys. We're gonna go back to the kiddos.
- Bye. - See you. Thank you.
Good morning. Here.
This isn't coffee.
I wanted coffee.
- Is she still here? - Yeah.
Shut up.
Ugh, my head.
Oh, my God, what did I do?
Oh, my God. Are you okay?
Did no one teach you how to get out of a bed?
Are we okay?
- Yeah, we're okay. - All right, wonderful.
How are you feeling with the whole situation last night?
Well, their room is empty. They left.
- Hello. - Hi.
- How you doing? You good? - Good.
- Can I sit here? - How are you doing?
Well, I know you're not-- you're not doing good.
- I don't blame you. - Mmm.
'Cause I felt like I was in the cage with a bunch of hyena.
I had no choice but to walk away.
You still stayed.
- That was very interesting. - Yeah.
What was the conversation when I left?
Tanin was, like, talking about the jewelry and the discount.
Her husband brought it up and he says
that I didn't support her skin care,
which is only one oil.
Apparently she went and talked to Reza
about what happened here in my house.
And then she goes and she hang out with these people
and she talks sh-- about me.
There's no way for me to go back...
and erase this.
Ever since I met Tanin, we were best friends.
But the fact that she didn't stand up for me
was very disappointing.
If you ever say that you're my friend,
then you have to be loyal and you have to have my back.
Otherwise, I will just completely shut it down.
Reza Jax, he already reached out.
- He's a good guy. - And it's very interesting.
You know who texted me this morning?
- Who? - Golnesa.
Apologized for her behavior, that she didn't keep her cool.
How'd you get along with RJ? Like, what are your thoughts?
I think we connected, like, really well.
- I love the eyes that he has. - Oh, wow.
He actually does have really good eyes.
- I will say that. - Yeah, he does.
Speaking of the devil!
- What are we talking about? - We're talking about you.
Pull up a bench or something.
Oh, my two favorite ladies in one place.
Come, come, come.
We were just talking about you guys.
We like her. She's got to come to LA.
Courtney is a sweet girl. We had a really fun time.
And, like, that's kind of it, you know?
She's a strong, powerful girl, though. I don't think she--
she would take it personally.
RJ?
Pussy.
- Tan-Tan! - Good morning!
- Hi! - Tan-Tan!
- What's up, guys? - Good morning.
I got to make the initial observation.
I don't see any Sky Asakari Jewelry on you right now.
I don't know what you're talking about.
- I'm seeing your wedding ring. - There are things, you know.
She left the group chat, you guys.
So how do you feel, babe?
Like, I'm just very disappointed.
The shock factor was bigger than disappointment.
I think with Sky and I, we kind of instantly clicked,
and it was a very quick friendship.
I think the beauty of our friendship
is that we're so different, and so it is easier for us
to be a little bit more in disagreement.
Our last time that we had an argument,
I told her that I don't feel like she meets me halfway.
I feel like every time we have an argument,
I'm the one reaching out to you.
She actually agreed.
My hope is that she will wake up
and say, "Oh, I got ambushed.
"I will send a message to my best friend
"and say, 'Hey, didn't mean to say that.'" That's my hope.
I hit a limit, and I think I've hit my limit.
Like, I'm ready to go home.
I'm ready to get the [bleep] out of here.
You know what? Out of everything hurts,
you saw how they were sucking my blood,
and you were just sitting there.
I swear to God, you would think you grew up
with a silver spoon in your mouth and a trust fund.
You're being pretentious.
I do not want to live in the Valley.
But that seems like you're better
than people that live in the Valley.
I don't think I handled it that well.
Well, I'm glad at least you admit it.
I just froze.
You do freeze a lot of time in our life.
And that really affected me. Years and years.
Every time I need you the most.
I know. I----ed up.
For my wife, I will do whatever I can to help her.
But she holds grudges.
Of course it's hard to be with someone that holds grudges.
And you keep telling yourself that
maybe they will change one day.
Maybe they will come to a realization
that holding grudges is really not that healthy.
You need to be a little bit more prepared
when the----ing sh-- hit the fan.
Know how to clean it up.
Bamshad is an amazing man.
He loves the kids so much. He loves our family.
But the hope I have for our future
is I want him to be a little bit more present,
especially when I need him.
Emotionally.
Sometimes just having a good heart is not enough.
- Hi, Greg. - Oh, hi, Nana.
- How are you? - Oh, you brought me food?
Thank you so much.
I make a little...
- Oh, wow. - I don't know.
- It's not too much? - No, it's perfect.
Thank you so much. I'm starving.
What you got going on over there?
Some here?
- Moment of truth. - Oh, baby!
Oh, sh--. Whoo!
Ignore this.
Can you not be Sky and be a little impressed?
Oh, my God, man! This is incredible.
[bleep] you.
This is such a cute neighborhood.
- It's so cute. - I can't wait to see this.
Okay. Welcome home.
I hope. Oh, my gosh.
Oh, wow. This is great.
Yeah. Let's just see if the clothes will fit
and if the dogs have space.
♪ Hallelujah ♪
Oh, my God!
Oh, my gosh, this is amazing.
I need to live just right here.
The painful question.
- Okay. - How much?
For purchase, it's $2.50 million,
and then for lease, it's right around $14,000.
$14,000. Okay.
So, it is definitely above where I need to be.
I know.
What the [bleep]?
- I know. - Good school.
- Near friends.
MJ lives a few streets away.
Dennis is literally not even a mile away from here.
- So... - Oh, perfect.
In order to get this house that I really,
really want...
I definitely need Dennis' help.
Palm Springs was a mess.
Aside from that, I'm in business with Dennis
and we need to move forward.
Intimately GG was successful
and no emotions needed to make money.
Okay.
And all we need is the insurance--
Come on in. Uh, a letter from the insurance carrier.
- Um... Hi. - Hi.
- How are you? - Good. Sit down.
A letter from the insurance carrier.
Just try to convince her to get on the phone with him.
This isn't the legal issue.
Thanks, bye.
Talk to me. Talk to me.
- I know. - How's life?
- How's motherhood? - Busy.
- Yeah? - He's in kindergarten.
- Yeah. - And I don't miss
a pickup or a drop-off.
Being a mother is the hardest thing on the planet, right?
By the same token, you may have to miss a pickup.
- I know. - You need to think about
how you launch your career into new heights.
Before Shams was born, I knew that I was going to be
a stay-at-home mom until he started kindergarten.
Now that he's at this age, I'm trying to level up my business.
I love working for Mauricio.
He brings a finesse and knowledge
to real estate that is unmatched.
I still have to, like, psych myself up for, like,
"Be cool, be confident."
How much money do you wanna make next year?
- How about a cool million? - Great.
What do you need to do to get there?
I think I need to be door-knocking, for sure.
Door-knocking will not get you to a million.
Okay, tell me what to do.
You have a social media following, right?
What about growing the social media following?
Okay, absolutely.
Becoming extremely knowledgeable about your neighborhood.
- Absolutely. - Some people hold open houses.
Case in point, I have a listing.
I spoke with the seller about having a twilight open.
Great. Okay, so I'll tell you what.
I have some sort of stakes at this thing, right?
Like, invite me. I'll come.
I wanna see how you do it. I wanna see how you set it up.
I wanna see what you deliver. I want you to be creative.
I'm gonna give you a proper assessment to help you.
I want Mauricio's praise.
I want him to see me as, like, a really strong, great,
powerful female real estate agent.
Powerhouse. Mm-hmm. Baddie.
That's kind of a good start. Let's see what that looks like.
- No, that's a great start. - Do you like that?
- I love it. - All right, cool.
- Thank you. - You're welcome.
I wanna see you succeed.
Hi.
Reservation under Greg, please.
Date night. Date night.
- Thank you so much. - Thank you.
Hi, guys. How are we doing today?
Hi. Good, how are you? I'm starving.
You're starving? Let's get you some food.
Let's get an order of the Brussels sprouts.
And then the gyoza.
And I think that's good to start.
- Cool. - I'll leave one menu
on the table for you guys, okay?
- Thank you. - All right.
You seem like you had a pretty busy day today.
I am slammed.
I had like three work meetings, in-person meetings.
It's been so, so busy.
- Yay, thank you. - Thank you.
Thank you. Thank God, I'm so hungry.
I think you should share some oyster with me
for our date night after...
Our last interesting date night. Cheers.
I feel like our communication has gotten significantly better.
Listening, getting things done that you ask me
for the first time, and understand your point
and try to make a change at the end of the day.
I really do feel like I see a lot of improvements.
I've noticed in other people's relationships what happens,
and I'm learning to not be that way.
Well, good job.
Both of us have made significant progress towards
actually hearing each other
and catering to one another's needs.
I feel like in Palm Springs, he definitely had my back.
We both had really good communication,
so thank you.
How are the rest of the girls after Palm Springs situation?
We're gonna do a girls' night with everyone.
I'm definitely gonna do a boys' something.
I wanna make Persian food.
I think I'm gonna invite Adam for the girls' night.
Should I invite Bamshad?
Of course. You guys don't have a problem.
- What about Sky? - I mean, we haven't talked.
She clearly hasn't reached out to me whatsoever,
so I'm assuming there's no accountability.
I just hope for the sake of us and Bamshad and all that...
and all the times that we've had their kids over and all that.
Those were fun times, and I don't wanna lose that.
I know that Sky can be stubborn, and I think at this point
I'm just gonna take it day by day, give her some time.
She is my friend. I consider her my sister.
You're coming to my Thanksgivings and Christmas,
and I can't imagine how any of this is more important
than the friendship that I thought we built together.
We'll see where it all ends.
This is like we're losing a family member.
Coming up...
I think it would be a huge shame for you
to cut things off over things that are fixable.
But they're not gonna be my best friend ever again.
- Hi, welcome! - Hi, how are you?
- For two? - Yes.
Sounds good. You can follow me.
- Hello! - Hi!
Hello!
- How's it going? - Good.
I'm worried about Sky and Tanin.
As a friend of theirs, I'd hate to see
such a long-term relationship break apart
because of one incident.
I love the pearl, actually.
It's like a smaller one.
I'm the middle person between my parents.
They both tend to listen to me when I give them some feedback
because I give them incredible advice,
so I have a certain sort of influence
when it comes to being able to solve problems.
I'm not just a [bleep] boy, man, I'm telling you.
I got a heart, man!
What are your thoughts on sharing a steak
and a pizza and one appetizer?
- Do you eat steak? - No.
You order for us. Do you wanna do that?
Why don't we do buffalo-style cauliflower, steak...
Why don't we do Italian pizza?
I'm really hungry.
By the way, the reason why I wanted to have this dinner,
chill, whatever session with you,
is 'cause I think you're an incredible person.
I'm also close to Greg. I'm getting closer to Tanin.
I mean, my husband is best friends with Greg.
- Exactly. - But they're not gonna be
my best friend ever again.
And I think it would be a huge shame
for you to cut things off over things that are fixable.
You know what?
Maybe it would have been different if she reached out.
If I feel like I'm right
and the problem started with you,
I don't initiate. I don't need to initiate.
So unfortunately, every time any conflict
happened between us, it was because of her behavior.
It was because of what she did and I didn't like.
She came to my house. She brought her oil.
And then, you know, when you put the oil on your hands,
your palms, your hands, it's kind of like oily, right?
What do you do with it? You just have to rub it somewhere.
Lilu was sitting next to me,
and I rubbed it on Lilu.
And she knows how I feel about my dogs.
The way I treat my dogs is exactly the way I treat my kids.
- Okay. - Okay? That is a trust.
She went and talked about it with Reza.
Can you at least see that the fact that you put it
on your dog could be perceived as something negative?
No, because she knows how much I love my dogs.
There's a five-year history.
My job is only to get you to think about it
in a slightly different way than perhaps you did
before you came to not eat anything tonight.
- Have you had one bite? - Enjoy.
Thank you so much.
♪ Don't do drama, yeah, doing it right ♪
♪ No change, no fear ♪
♪ Running wild in your veins out here ♪
Oh, there he is.
I like upside-down Roman.
Did you eat your food?
- Oh, nice. - Lay down.
We're gonna turn down the lights.
♪ Running wild in the veins out here ♪
Okay, guys, let's go to bed.
- Love you. - Love you, buds.
Thank you.
Here, actually, this one has more.
I don't wanna stiff you.
- Cheers, babe. - Cheers.
- I love you. - Love you.
Not bad.
I'm so glad we're back. Oh, my God.
I feel like we need a vacation from this vacation.
I mean, we don't sleep in general,
but that was, like, another level of no sleep
- because we don't go out. - And, like, we don't go out
- multiple nights in a row. - And then
Tanin comes in and is like,
"Hey, guys, so I'm flying in this medium."
And I was like... [bleep]
We didn't even talk about it.
I don't know how it makes you feel
when we're sitting in a room and she's talking about somebody
that was in my life before that was my wife.
Like, how did it make you feel?
I mean, of course I thought about her a lot,
like, in the beginning when we first started dating.
Like, "Oh, is he, you know, comparing me to her?"
I know you miss her.
I don't know, I just-- I get emotional
around that time, of course.
Does it bother you that I go see her?
No, of course not.
He goes to visit her grave in October
when it's the anniversary of her passing and, like, her birthday.
They're both in October.
And that's, like, mostly when I get emotional.
It's just, like, me thinking about him.
It doesn't bother me because
she was a big part of your life,
so I would never want to...
take that, take her away from you.
Like, take that.
After I was talking with Reza and Mers, Reza was like,
"Do you think that he's still in love with her?"
I don't know, like, it's not really something
that I wanna think about, but I'm like,
probably, because, like, how could you--
you know, if she didn't do anything wrong
for you to fall out of love with her...
I don't know. It's not gonna...
I am in love with you.
I wanna make sure you don't feel that way every year.
If you wanna come with me,
like, I would love for you to come with me,
but I don't wanna force you to come with me to visit her.
I'm just gonna come with you.
Come. We'll go together. I love you so much.
Like, I'm always scared of something happening to you.
I don't want anything to happen to you.
A lot of the times, I have anxiety about it
that I don't share, and I don't wanna put it on you,
but I love you so much. I can't live without you.
- I love you so much. - I love you too.
He's so lovable, and, I don't know,
I just feel sad that he...
Sorry.
I'm sorry that it took this long.
I know.
♪ Bottles all around for the shots, shots, shots ♪
♪ Everybody ♪
♪ Bodies on the beach lookin' hot, hot, hot ♪
♪ We got money in the bag, we got a lot, lot, lot ♪
This is... so bare.
♪ Comin' to the city where the party don't stop ♪
Look at you! You look so beautiful.
- Thank you for having us. - How are you?
Thank you for having us, and I'm by myself.
Thank you for coming.
♪ Everybody ♪
♪ Bodies on the beach lookin' hot, hot, hot ♪
♪ Oh, boy, we got money in the back ♪
- Jackson? Is that you? - I am scrambling here.
Gregory? Greg?
What's up, man?
Look at this!
Look at the spread he put out for you, dude.
Wow.
- Hello. - Oh, hi.
- What up? - Hello!
What's up, my dude?
Hi! Wow.
You actually dressed up for me.
I brought you a lot of tatties.
Oh sh--, what happened?
Why do I always have disasters?
Reza, it smells like badussy in here.
What's badussy?
A combination of body parts.
- Booty, dick, and pussy. - Oh, that's nice.
- Hurry up and drink. - Cheers.
Cheers to the valley, bitches.
Wait, why is Sky not here?
Oh, you haven't talked to her yet?
Um, yeah, we're gonna go ahead and say that's the case.
I know that you were meeting with Sky,
and I need to know every----ing thing.
Starting already? Chill, everybody.
What do you ladies do on ladies' night?
We get male strippers and just--
Okay, I'm down.
The spread, everything. There was so much food.
I'm sure. I wish I was at girls' night,
because RJ's spread is very minimal and broke down.
Girls' night for the win, definitely.
Well, Bamshad is coming.
- Is he? - Yeah.
I'm just trying to do everything to avoid
talking about Sky.
Bamshad, you know, I know he's gonna come and defend his wife.
I don't know what he's gonna say.
He's in a really - ed up spot, man.
I feel very bad.
He's been with her for this many years.
Hello, boys.
Sorry I'm late.
Well, guys, thank you for coming. Cheers.
- Cheers. - We need to have more of these.
Cheers.
Okay, now tell us.
- Where do I start? - From the beginning.
So, I had Sky come over.
I wanted to know if she's gonna be okay with you.
She was like...
...I'm actually very open to hear her side.
- Okay. - But trusting her?
No, I will never trust her.
Finally, we're on the same page, so, that's good.
I'm like, wow, no accountability.
No six years of supporting her.
You're the one that should be done.
This is amazing.
So then comes Golnesa.
She said...
This woman is not safe and is dangerous.
It wasn't her first time doing this to people.
She has a history.
As a matter of fact, two months ago,
she attacked someone in the parking lot.
To bring that up? She's----ing done.
The particular situation that Sky chose
to bring up to Natasha was so low,
so nasty, and so dirty.
She's trying to sh-- on me by bringing up my past sh--.
I can sh-- back. My sh--s are nice.
I ate a lot of fiber.
We were talking about the situation
that went down in Palm Springs.
Sky is not here, and I think really,
it should be her to defend herself, not me.
But all that I know is that
she does not disrespect anybody
because they're living in the Valley.
I feel like I was totally disrespected, because when
you talk to my wife, you're talking to my family.
If you're talking to my family, you're talking to me.
But why don't you say something?
If I was in Bamshad's position, I probably would have stood up
and kind of said, "Hey, watch it."
I'm not gonna just let her be upset.
I said, "Hey, I'm not trying to disrespect your wife."
If you thought that I was, then you should've said,
"You know what, Greg, you're disrespecting my wife.
"I want you to shut the [bleep] up."
Absolutely right, and that is exactly the problem
that I'm having right now at home.
She's telling me that "You did not defend me."
I shouldn't have-- There are a lot of things I said
that I shouldn't have said.
I feel very bad
because of the position that you're in.
I would wanna go and apologize to her, but you know what?
It makes me scared to talk to her because I don't think--
Honestly, I'm just being honest with you guys.
I think you're just gonna have to give this time.
I cannot fix it myself.
Nobody call me until I'm done with this shoot.
Today is all about the agency, she's a real estate agent.
She works hard, she's dedicated, she's a good time.
Okay, let's get started.
♪ Making money like it's going out of style, yo ♪
♪ I been blessed, going wild, yo ♪
- Okay, perfect. - Yeah?
Tell your clients, "This is me, I'm here to sell you
"millions and millions of dollars of a home."
- Yes, I am. - Now that's really good.
This picture is gonna give me
the most expensive house on the planet
is gonna be my listing, I'm just telling you
that's what it looks like.
♪ Let's go ♪
♪ Watch me, I grow ♪
♪ Take flight ♪
♪ Lookin' so pretty 'cause I'm shinin' ♪
♪ In the bright lights ♪
♪ Sit tight ♪
- Hey. - Hi.
- How are you? - Good to see you.
You look ready, ready to run.
Ready to rumble.
Have you talked with Dennis since the trip?
You gonna be able to keep it business?
How important is this?
The business side is
what is important to me right now.
The way Palm Springs ended was not great.
But Intimately GG has become the only source of income
that I have relied on for the last few years.
I have to find a new house.
So, I really need
this situation with Dennis to work out.
And I'm a bit of a masochist, so I like it.
- Can you do me a favor? - Sure.
If you see he's taking it personal--
I'll try to bring it back and say, "Look,
"If everybody sees change, we'll deal with that later."
- Right? - Sounds like a plan.
Amir is a tax attorney.
Amir being here just puts Dennis a little bit more
on his P's and Q's because Amir's a number guy,
Dennis is a number guy, and we're here to talk numbers.
- Oh, there's GG's stuff. - Oh, wow.
So, if Amir senses something off, he'll call it out.
- Hey. - There he is.
How are you? Good to see you.
- Hi. Good. - Hey, how you doing?
- The wall of GG. - Wow, remote-controlled.
I have not been in a sex warehouse before.
I have not been around dildos and vibrators
and whatever else was in the boxes.
I also need to make a box for men's anal stuff.
And also, somebody I know is on the boxes,
so it's like, I shouldn't be looking at the box.
- Nice office. - Thank you.
I wanted to talk to you about, obviously,
let's get past Palm Springs,
which I was a little upset about,
by the way, 'cause you didn't have my back.
You just put me into an ambush.
- Who ambushed you? - The whole table.
But she's my homie, I'm not your homie.
I understand that, but you guys ambushed me.
We didn't ambush you. You ambushed us.
My question is, why are you here?
You could have just said, "You know what, you're right.
"I didn't protect you, I didn't stand up to you."
It's always, you can never be wrong.
No, no, no, your feelings about Palm Springs
have no place in this conversation.
We were just talking about business stuff.
I'm just saying, in order to move forward with business,
we need to let go of the past.
And I had to just tell you that because that happened last week.
Let's move forward, I just wanted to tell you
how I felt about the trip, and we'll move forward.
Let's start with the business,
and we'll work our way through this process.
I think we can both agree that you guys want to do well.
You want her products to perform well.
So, on business, there's two options.
We can do a licensing deal.
You get a check every month no matter what.
Or you could be an owner, you'll own 25% of the company.
We'll go through these, weigh all the options,
have the contract reviewed.
Obviously there'll be some back and forth
on small stuff, most likely.
Listen, there's no pressure.
We could talk about it, think about it.
I don't wanna waste our time, I don't wanna fight.
I want to make money and move forward with everything.
Okay.
I'm done, I finished.
We are in business together, we're okay right now.
Regardless of what was going on with us on a personal level,
I'm ready to move on and move past it.
- I need a box for anal toys. - Pick it.
You wanna give them your glow-in-the-dark anal plug?
- Yeah. - Come on.
- Let's go. - Let's give them one.
I'm not in need. You guys, please.
- You want something? - No, I'm good.
You'll have some more kids, you only have three, right?
I don't want any more.
Can someone put that in their ass?
Of course they can put anything in their ass.
I mean, I guess, if you could put it in the butt?
- Yeah, of course you could. - Put it in the butt.
- Yeah, throw them in there.
Oh, my God.
Can you put those things in the butt?
I gave you whatever you could put
in the butt to put in the butt.
This is quite the care package.
- You want one? You sure? - No, no, I'm good. Yeah.
The wife?
Coming up...
Hello. Very good, thanks, how are you?
Why the [bleep] is she here?
- Hi. - Hi.
Did you see Roman?
No, not yet, I just got here.
Are you pulling my pants down?
Excuse me, bro! Bro.
We're in front of a school.
After this, what do you want to do?
You want me to read a book?
No, I want to take a nap.
You wanna take a nap.
Maybe we need a nap. I'm down for a nap.
♪ Hey, where we go when we walk in the room ♪
♪ Make it clear that we stuntin' ♪
♪ And the people all stuntin' ♪
- Hi. - Hi. How are you?
- Good, how are you? - Good.
Reservation for date? Perfect, right this way.
Okay.
Here's your table.
- Thank you so much. - Yeah, enjoy.
♪ Jaws droppin', collars poppin' ♪
♪ Hey, where did we, hey, where did we ♪
♪ Hey, where did we go? ♪
Thank you.
- What? Look at you. - Well, hello!
I'm very glad you picked a nice restaurant this time.
It is. Still, but it's fine.
Over there? Sure.
- How's everything? - I love your outfit.
- Thank you. - We're matching necklaces.
I know. A cross. This is Jesus.
- We need a Jesus in our life. - We really do.
We need, like, "What would Jesus do" situation.
- What's new? What's with you? - Uh, busy with work.
So much going on with you guys.
- Yeah, there's a lot. - Lots of group situations.
We had boys' night.
- That was fun. - How did it go?
It was good. It was at mine. It was good.
You're not gonna share the information?
I mean, we definitely talked about you.
Shocking! Wow.
I think, I mean, I saw a lot of, like,
accountability on Reza's part.
Like, he came in, you know--
He had his points around what bothered him.
Like, he admits it, he's like, "I did this wrong."
I shouldn't have-- There were a lot of things
I said that I shouldn't have said.
And I feel very bad
because of the position that you're in.
I would wanna go and apologize to her.
But you know what, it makes me scared to talk to her.
Reza, he's very good at starting the fire.
If it happened once, it's gonna happen again.
And because of that, I don't forget.
He hasn't even apologized to me. That's number one.
But I'm glad that he did to Bamshad.
That's important, so--
So on that front, it was a good conversation.
Okay, good. What else?
A bunch of men sitting around gossiping for four hours.
- What a look. - What a look!
- Hello. - How are you today?
- Good, thanks, how are you? - Fine, thank you for asking.
- Right? - I hope not.
I'm gonna kill you, Reza, right now.
Just take a sip.
Why the [bleep] is she here?
Everything's gonna be fine. I know deep down you want this.
- I----ing hate ambush. - Sorry.
Hi. This is a surprise. Thank you so much.
Yes.
♪ There's a price to pay ♪
Next time on The Valley: Persian Style.
I'm thinking about tantric yoga.
I've heard people saying that you can have an orgasm
- from doing that. - No.
Yes, from just staring at each other in the eyes,
they will have an orgasm.
The way you're approaching it
is offending people.
- It's like they're beneath you. - They are.
I have a job to do an open house.
- Is that your sister? - It's my family, back off.
Where's Tommy? He's not coming to this.
Do you understand, I had to go for----ing anger management,
I had to go to jail.