1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.BZ 2 00:00:02,611 --> 00:00:04,613 [grand orchestral fanfare playing] 3 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.BZ 4 00:00:27,201 --> 00:00:29,203 ♪ ♪ 5 00:00:59,972 --> 00:01:02,018 [waves crashing] 6 00:01:10,331 --> 00:01:13,769 [seagull squawking] 7 00:01:17,773 --> 00:01:19,775 SCOTTISH WOMAN: There was once an island... 8 00:01:21,081 --> 00:01:24,214 ...far oot in the sea. 9 00:01:24,258 --> 00:01:27,870 And on this island there lived two gulls. 10 00:01:29,001 --> 00:01:31,917 A brother... and a sister. 11 00:01:35,182 --> 00:01:38,620 When they were wee, they were told: 12 00:01:38,663 --> 00:01:41,275 "Defend the isle. 13 00:01:41,318 --> 00:01:44,495 "Allow no incomer. 14 00:01:44,539 --> 00:01:45,888 Survive." 15 00:01:48,325 --> 00:01:50,719 Now, you might think it hard 16 00:01:50,762 --> 00:01:53,548 living on an isle all by yourself. 17 00:01:53,591 --> 00:01:56,333 That it does weird things to you. 18 00:01:56,377 --> 00:02:00,032 All that time cooped up wi' nothing but wind and birds 19 00:02:00,076 --> 00:02:02,557 and only your brother for company. 20 00:02:04,646 --> 00:02:06,169 But you'd be wrong. 21 00:02:06,213 --> 00:02:08,128 -[seagull squawking] -They weren't odd. 22 00:02:09,129 --> 00:02:10,739 They were very normal. 23 00:02:10,782 --> 00:02:13,133 [imitates intense seagull squawk] 24 00:02:14,656 --> 00:02:18,660 [seagulls squawking loudly, more joining in] 25 00:02:22,011 --> 00:02:24,796 ♪ ♪ 26 00:02:24,840 --> 00:02:26,885 [snoring loudly] 27 00:02:34,763 --> 00:02:37,157 Oatcakes. [grunts] 28 00:02:38,767 --> 00:02:41,335 -Morning, Isla. -ISLA: Morning, Sandy. 29 00:02:41,378 --> 00:02:42,945 [footsteps retreat loudly] 30 00:02:42,988 --> 00:02:47,123 And then I ripped him open. Hee-yah! 31 00:02:47,167 --> 00:02:48,472 And then-- hear this. 32 00:02:48,516 --> 00:02:50,822 His insides were all tasty treats 33 00:02:50,866 --> 00:02:55,087 like oatcakes and scones and herring. 34 00:02:55,131 --> 00:02:58,352 But special herring that's better than normal herring. 35 00:02:58,395 --> 00:03:00,919 I tell you, I had a rare feast. 36 00:03:00,963 --> 00:03:02,182 [bowl thumps] 37 00:03:03,183 --> 00:03:06,142 [soft, hypnotic singing] 38 00:03:10,102 --> 00:03:13,541 [echoey thumping] 39 00:03:23,115 --> 00:03:25,466 [Isla panting] 40 00:03:30,514 --> 00:03:31,733 [straining] 41 00:03:36,172 --> 00:03:38,218 [wind howling] 42 00:03:42,091 --> 00:03:44,485 [seagulls squawking] 43 00:03:49,838 --> 00:03:51,405 [seagull screeches] 44 00:03:51,448 --> 00:03:53,233 [bones crunch] 45 00:04:21,652 --> 00:04:23,088 [chuckles] 46 00:04:32,881 --> 00:04:33,925 Ay! 47 00:04:36,537 --> 00:04:38,539 [deep, pained breathing] 48 00:04:43,892 --> 00:04:47,591 VOICE: Aw, you feeling lonesome again? 49 00:04:47,635 --> 00:04:48,853 Hello. 50 00:04:48,897 --> 00:04:50,594 Toilin' there, puffin? 51 00:04:50,638 --> 00:04:52,204 You know, there's plenty of food in here. 52 00:04:52,248 --> 00:04:56,513 No, I'm fine, Mr. Fin Man. 53 00:04:56,557 --> 00:04:58,733 You don't look fine. You look like you're starving. 54 00:04:58,776 --> 00:05:01,823 I have a rare feast for you right beneath the surface. 55 00:05:01,866 --> 00:05:03,433 Come on in and I'll show ye. 56 00:05:03,477 --> 00:05:05,827 -Nah. -You won't die. I promise. 57 00:05:05,870 --> 00:05:07,785 -Nah. -Oh, please! 58 00:05:07,829 --> 00:05:09,613 Happy where I am, thank you very much. 59 00:05:09,657 --> 00:05:12,050 I'm telling ye, puffin, you must come in. 60 00:05:12,094 --> 00:05:13,878 There's so much food doon here. 61 00:05:13,922 --> 00:05:16,925 And there's loads of people eating it all up. 62 00:05:16,968 --> 00:05:18,840 -[chisel thumps] -What people? 63 00:05:20,929 --> 00:05:22,539 Who's doon there? 64 00:05:22,583 --> 00:05:25,803 Oh, who's not doon here? There's so many people. 65 00:05:25,847 --> 00:05:28,458 Think of a lot of people. There's more than that. 66 00:05:28,502 --> 00:05:31,592 Come in the water. 67 00:05:31,635 --> 00:05:32,854 SANDY: Isla! 68 00:05:39,904 --> 00:05:42,254 [panting]: Isla, look. I found a thing. 69 00:05:42,298 --> 00:05:43,908 -Some mainland tool? -I like it. 70 00:05:43,952 --> 00:05:45,823 Makes me feel like a big man. 71 00:05:45,867 --> 00:05:48,043 -Careful. It could be dangerous. -It's not. 72 00:05:48,086 --> 00:05:49,610 Ow! 73 00:05:49,653 --> 00:05:52,743 Right, that's settled. We burn it like the rest. 74 00:05:52,787 --> 00:05:56,051 -But I want it. -It's no for us. 75 00:05:56,094 --> 00:05:59,315 It's for mainland folk. Away with ye. 76 00:06:00,708 --> 00:06:02,187 [sighs] 77 00:06:02,231 --> 00:06:04,276 ♪ ♪ 78 00:06:29,040 --> 00:06:31,086 ♪ ♪ 79 00:06:39,964 --> 00:06:43,359 -[slurping] -[Sandy's spoon tapping] 80 00:06:49,800 --> 00:06:52,412 I could go for some whale blubber right now. 81 00:06:53,804 --> 00:06:56,111 Finished it last winter. You know that. 82 00:06:56,154 --> 00:06:58,287 How am I supposed to keep my fat 83 00:06:58,330 --> 00:07:00,376 when I'm eating like a wee sparrow? 84 00:07:03,292 --> 00:07:04,685 Away with ye. You're fine. 85 00:07:04,728 --> 00:07:06,817 I'm a shadow of a man. 86 00:07:06,861 --> 00:07:08,123 Mind what Dad said. 87 00:07:08,166 --> 00:07:09,994 I'm hungry! 88 00:07:10,038 --> 00:07:11,953 My teeth hurt. 89 00:07:11,996 --> 00:07:13,998 My tummy's all funny. 90 00:07:14,042 --> 00:07:16,305 Takes me an age to pass my bottom mess. 91 00:07:18,002 --> 00:07:22,964 It used to be my bottom mess flowed like a summer breeze. 92 00:07:23,007 --> 00:07:25,096 Swoosh. 93 00:07:26,881 --> 00:07:28,491 Now... 94 00:07:28,535 --> 00:07:30,493 my bottom mess won't budge. 95 00:07:30,537 --> 00:07:32,756 Well... 96 00:07:32,800 --> 00:07:35,280 we weather the storms that blow our way. 97 00:07:35,324 --> 00:07:37,674 Just like Dad taught us. 98 00:07:38,806 --> 00:07:40,285 [mumbling]: Stupid Isla. 99 00:07:40,329 --> 00:07:42,157 You think you're so clever, but you're not. 100 00:07:42,200 --> 00:07:43,985 Do you think I can't hear you cursing me? 101 00:07:44,028 --> 00:07:46,988 You took my thing. 102 00:07:47,031 --> 00:07:50,426 It was bendy and I liked it, and it was mine! 103 00:07:50,470 --> 00:07:51,601 -Enough! -No! 104 00:07:51,645 --> 00:07:52,646 [objects clanking] 105 00:07:52,689 --> 00:07:54,604 [both yell and scream] 106 00:07:54,648 --> 00:07:56,084 [grunting] 107 00:07:56,127 --> 00:07:57,651 SANDY: It was mine! 108 00:07:57,694 --> 00:07:59,653 [objects clattering] 109 00:07:59,696 --> 00:08:02,351 [both screaming] 110 00:08:03,961 --> 00:08:06,224 [both panting] 111 00:08:07,443 --> 00:08:08,923 Do you want a story? 112 00:08:10,664 --> 00:08:12,317 Aye. 113 00:08:12,361 --> 00:08:15,190 ♪ ♪ 114 00:08:15,233 --> 00:08:17,671 This island wasn't always ours. 115 00:08:18,759 --> 00:08:22,284 It once belonged to the gulls. 116 00:08:22,327 --> 00:08:25,548 Scores of seabirds 117 00:08:25,592 --> 00:08:28,420 soaring over the waves, 118 00:08:28,464 --> 00:08:33,164 carried by the wind to our Auk Isle. 119 00:08:33,208 --> 00:08:35,340 -That's where we live. -Yeah. 120 00:08:35,384 --> 00:08:37,342 Let me tell ye, 121 00:08:37,386 --> 00:08:41,521 when that many gulls come together, 122 00:08:41,564 --> 00:08:44,393 they make quite a sound. 123 00:08:44,436 --> 00:08:46,917 [seagulls squawking] 124 00:08:46,961 --> 00:08:50,094 ISLA: What a din the birds made. 125 00:08:50,138 --> 00:08:53,881 [playfully]: Screeching and squawking, 126 00:08:53,924 --> 00:08:57,972 all of them bickering over who stole whose fish. 127 00:08:58,015 --> 00:09:00,409 You know, bird stuff. 128 00:09:02,280 --> 00:09:07,111 Then one night, a great storm brewed. 129 00:09:07,155 --> 00:09:09,723 [thunder crashes] 130 00:09:11,507 --> 00:09:14,162 Many birds died that night. 131 00:09:16,556 --> 00:09:22,083 Then something magic happened. 132 00:09:22,126 --> 00:09:26,087 Where once there were families of birds, 133 00:09:26,130 --> 00:09:28,785 -now there were folk. -[man giggling] 134 00:09:28,829 --> 00:09:33,660 Lads and lassies, they settled here. 135 00:09:33,703 --> 00:09:36,053 But they were no alone. 136 00:09:36,097 --> 00:09:38,839 Ships from far-off lands would pass. 137 00:09:38,882 --> 00:09:40,623 [ship's horn blasting] 138 00:09:40,667 --> 00:09:44,627 Big ships full of... 139 00:09:44,671 --> 00:09:46,542 incomers. 140 00:09:46,586 --> 00:09:50,938 The incomers spun tricksome tales 141 00:09:50,981 --> 00:09:53,593 of a mainland, 142 00:09:53,636 --> 00:09:59,555 a shiny world full of tasty cakes and comfy chairs 143 00:09:59,599 --> 00:10:01,644 and lies! 144 00:10:01,688 --> 00:10:04,212 Awfy tempting for some. 145 00:10:05,909 --> 00:10:09,043 Just one family stayed on Auk Isle. 146 00:10:10,740 --> 00:10:15,310 One family weathered the pull of the mainland. 147 00:10:15,353 --> 00:10:20,489 One family stayed true to... 148 00:10:20,532 --> 00:10:22,926 [snoring] 149 00:10:22,970 --> 00:10:24,536 [scoffs softly] 150 00:10:25,494 --> 00:10:27,539 ♪ ♪ 151 00:10:57,352 --> 00:10:59,397 ♪ ♪ 152 00:11:13,760 --> 00:11:15,239 [gasps] 153 00:11:15,283 --> 00:11:16,980 [breathing shakily]: Incomers. 154 00:11:18,025 --> 00:11:19,766 [exhales purposefully] 155 00:11:19,809 --> 00:11:22,507 ♪ ♪ 156 00:11:32,126 --> 00:11:34,171 ♪ ♪ 157 00:12:08,249 --> 00:12:09,816 [seagull squawks] 158 00:12:15,822 --> 00:12:17,824 ♪ ♪ 159 00:12:21,218 --> 00:12:22,611 Hello. 160 00:12:27,398 --> 00:12:28,617 Sorry. 161 00:12:28,660 --> 00:12:31,054 [paper rustling] 162 00:12:31,098 --> 00:12:32,839 I am Daniel. 163 00:12:34,275 --> 00:12:36,059 Hello. 164 00:12:36,103 --> 00:12:38,018 "I am..." Um... 165 00:12:38,061 --> 00:12:40,455 "...a land recovery coordinator 166 00:12:40,498 --> 00:12:42,587 "for the North Eastern Scottish Council. 167 00:12:42,631 --> 00:12:46,591 "Under subsection three of The Island Tenancy Act of 1986, 168 00:12:46,635 --> 00:12:48,942 "you are hereby... 169 00:12:48,985 --> 00:12:51,074 "informed of your impending eviction. 170 00:12:51,118 --> 00:12:55,339 "You will be immediately relocated to the mainland. 171 00:12:55,383 --> 00:12:56,950 "If you have questions, you can email 172 00:12:56,993 --> 00:12:58,865 evictions@highland.gov.uk." 173 00:12:58,908 --> 00:13:00,736 I'll give you some time to pack your things. 174 00:13:03,217 --> 00:13:04,696 Have you got Wi-Fi? 175 00:13:09,223 --> 00:13:11,312 [hypnotic singing] 176 00:13:14,576 --> 00:13:16,883 [phone ringing] 177 00:13:24,194 --> 00:13:26,283 [sighs] 178 00:13:26,327 --> 00:13:28,459 WORKERS: ♪ For he's a jolly good fellow ♪ 179 00:13:28,503 --> 00:13:30,984 ♪ For he's a jolly good fellow ♪ 180 00:13:31,027 --> 00:13:35,466 ♪ For he's a jolly good fellow ♪ 181 00:13:35,510 --> 00:13:38,600 ♪ And so say all of us. ♪ 182 00:13:43,344 --> 00:13:45,259 [quiet chatter] 183 00:13:47,391 --> 00:13:50,003 -Would you like a bit, Daniel? -What is it? 184 00:13:50,046 --> 00:13:51,265 Uh, it's cake. 185 00:13:52,788 --> 00:13:54,703 No, thanks. I'm all right. 186 00:13:54,746 --> 00:13:55,965 Thank you. 187 00:13:56,009 --> 00:13:57,532 [quiet chatter continues] 188 00:14:00,448 --> 00:14:01,928 MAN: I hope you're happy. 189 00:14:01,971 --> 00:14:03,799 I hope you're pleased with yerself. 190 00:14:03,843 --> 00:14:05,932 [over phone]: I hope one day you know what it's like. 191 00:14:05,975 --> 00:14:08,804 I hope you're, yeah, sitting all comfy watching MasterChef, 192 00:14:08,848 --> 00:14:10,501 and then someone kicks doon your door 193 00:14:10,545 --> 00:14:12,155 and drags you oot your hoose! 194 00:14:12,199 --> 00:14:15,289 And then you're homeless on the mean streets in the rain, 195 00:14:15,332 --> 00:14:17,595 watching a tramp do a big steamin' jobby. 196 00:14:17,639 --> 00:14:20,685 Uh, as I say, you must... you must vacate the premises 197 00:14:20,729 --> 00:14:22,339 in ten days, and I'm sorry, but... 198 00:14:22,383 --> 00:14:25,081 -[line disconnects] -God. 199 00:14:25,125 --> 00:14:28,084 [singsongy]: Danny, Danny, Danny, Danny-Dan-Dan. 200 00:14:28,128 --> 00:14:29,346 Morning, Roz. 201 00:14:29,390 --> 00:14:31,305 -May I? [inhales sharply] -Yes. 202 00:14:31,348 --> 00:14:32,480 Oh! 203 00:14:33,481 --> 00:14:34,874 Hello. [chuckles] 204 00:14:34,917 --> 00:14:37,964 It's a cosmic mage. 205 00:14:38,007 --> 00:14:39,966 Is it? [clicks tongue] 206 00:14:40,009 --> 00:14:44,187 Oh, Danny boy, you're a funny wee onion, aren't you, eh? 207 00:14:44,231 --> 00:14:47,016 -Okay, then. -Sitting up here in the corner, 208 00:14:47,060 --> 00:14:49,236 playing with all your toys, 209 00:14:49,279 --> 00:14:51,629 just itching your red bits. 210 00:14:51,673 --> 00:14:52,892 I have eczema. 211 00:14:52,935 --> 00:14:55,372 -Do you, though? -Yes. 212 00:14:55,416 --> 00:14:58,810 We all have eczema, you know, in a way, though, don't we? 213 00:14:58,854 --> 00:15:00,769 -Not really, no. -Anyway, 214 00:15:00,812 --> 00:15:04,425 seems that we have an uninhabited island 215 00:15:04,468 --> 00:15:07,602 in our jurisdiction that is, in actual fact, inhabited. 216 00:15:07,645 --> 00:15:09,125 Hmm. 217 00:15:09,169 --> 00:15:11,214 So, under subsection blah, blah, bahbity-blah, 218 00:15:11,258 --> 00:15:13,825 we want them gone, and I want you 219 00:15:13,869 --> 00:15:15,436 to serve the notice. 220 00:15:15,479 --> 00:15:17,046 Doorstep evictions are usually Calum's thing. 221 00:15:17,090 --> 00:15:18,743 ROZ: Calum? 222 00:15:18,787 --> 00:15:22,269 Yeah, well, he's under an internal investigation 223 00:15:22,312 --> 00:15:24,097 due to the fact that he dislocated 224 00:15:24,140 --> 00:15:26,621 the hip of a pensioner during his last inspection. 225 00:15:26,664 --> 00:15:29,711 -So, over to you. -Right, um... 226 00:15:29,754 --> 00:15:31,931 Okay. So, I-I don't do face-to-face. 227 00:15:31,974 --> 00:15:34,455 Oh. [chuckles] 228 00:15:34,498 --> 00:15:37,675 Danny. Danny, Danny, Dan. 229 00:15:37,719 --> 00:15:39,677 You do what I say. 230 00:15:39,721 --> 00:15:41,766 Or you could seek alternative employment 231 00:15:41,810 --> 00:15:43,246 -because... -No. 232 00:15:43,290 --> 00:15:44,682 ...you're not finding this position 233 00:15:44,726 --> 00:15:46,032 -stimulating enough. -No. No, no. 234 00:15:46,075 --> 00:15:47,642 I love my job. 235 00:15:47,685 --> 00:15:49,035 Yeah. 236 00:15:49,078 --> 00:15:50,471 Every day here is a gift. 237 00:15:50,514 --> 00:15:52,038 Well, then pack your bags. 238 00:15:52,081 --> 00:15:54,692 And listen, you, stop worrying. 239 00:15:54,736 --> 00:15:56,085 You know, it'll be good for you. 240 00:15:56,129 --> 00:15:58,348 Get out there, meet new people. 241 00:15:58,392 --> 00:16:01,786 [screaming] 242 00:16:01,830 --> 00:16:04,006 Come to steal our island, have ye? 243 00:16:04,050 --> 00:16:06,791 No, we want to relocate you. Oh, God! 244 00:16:06,835 --> 00:16:08,663 He admitted it. Mainland thief! 245 00:16:08,706 --> 00:16:10,317 No, no, not me. The council. 246 00:16:10,360 --> 00:16:12,101 They want you off. I don't. I shouldn't be here... 247 00:16:12,145 --> 00:16:14,669 Liar! Steal the hats off our heads, he would. 248 00:16:14,712 --> 00:16:16,888 You will never take our hats. 249 00:16:16,932 --> 00:16:18,978 What? I-I'm confused. 250 00:16:19,021 --> 00:16:20,849 So, are we hoying him in the sea or... 251 00:16:20,892 --> 00:16:22,242 No, no, listen! 252 00:16:22,285 --> 00:16:24,200 I swear I will not come back. 253 00:16:24,244 --> 00:16:26,115 I could always bash his brains in. 254 00:16:26,159 --> 00:16:29,466 The-the-the boat. The boat! 255 00:16:29,510 --> 00:16:31,033 They're coming back. 256 00:16:31,077 --> 00:16:32,600 They're expecting a call. 257 00:16:32,643 --> 00:16:34,819 ♪ ♪ 258 00:16:34,863 --> 00:16:36,734 [gasps] 259 00:16:36,778 --> 00:16:39,172 DANIEL: It's not up to me. 260 00:16:39,215 --> 00:16:41,783 The council, if they want you gone, 261 00:16:41,826 --> 00:16:43,350 you just... you kind of have to go. 262 00:16:43,393 --> 00:16:44,699 Or what? 263 00:16:44,742 --> 00:16:46,701 Or they'll do, like, legal stuff. 264 00:16:46,744 --> 00:16:48,268 -Legal stuff? -Mm. 265 00:16:48,311 --> 00:16:52,272 Like laws and paperwork and... 266 00:16:52,315 --> 00:16:54,187 Paper? 267 00:16:54,230 --> 00:16:56,580 What use is paper 268 00:16:56,624 --> 00:17:00,628 when we've got weapons of stone and bone? 269 00:17:00,671 --> 00:17:02,021 Far back as time goes, 270 00:17:02,064 --> 00:17:04,284 oor family's called this isle home. 271 00:17:04,327 --> 00:17:06,721 And if your council wants to take it from us, 272 00:17:06,764 --> 00:17:08,549 they are gonna have to fight us. 273 00:17:08,592 --> 00:17:12,074 And we will drown in incomer blood before we surrender. 274 00:17:12,118 --> 00:17:14,120 ♪ ♪ 275 00:17:14,163 --> 00:17:16,035 [spray hisses] 276 00:17:19,342 --> 00:17:21,127 SANDY: Did you see that smelly mist? 277 00:17:21,170 --> 00:17:23,085 ISLA: Keep away from him. 278 00:17:36,359 --> 00:17:38,318 [Sandy sniffing] 279 00:17:40,450 --> 00:17:43,236 [both screaming] 280 00:17:43,279 --> 00:17:44,933 -No, no! -Shh! 281 00:17:44,976 --> 00:17:46,065 No, please! 282 00:17:47,109 --> 00:17:48,850 [breathes shakily] 283 00:17:55,161 --> 00:17:56,945 -[spray hisses] -[groans] 284 00:17:59,208 --> 00:18:01,036 It's mainland poison. 285 00:18:01,080 --> 00:18:03,038 It's just... 286 00:18:03,082 --> 00:18:04,605 body spray. 287 00:18:04,648 --> 00:18:06,259 [sighs] 288 00:18:10,089 --> 00:18:11,873 How long have you been here? 289 00:18:13,135 --> 00:18:16,095 -You and your... -Sister. 290 00:18:19,098 --> 00:18:21,752 Near... 30 winters. 291 00:18:24,233 --> 00:18:26,148 What about your parents? 292 00:18:26,192 --> 00:18:29,630 Gone. When we were wee. 293 00:18:31,719 --> 00:18:34,635 You've been alone on this island for 30 years? 294 00:18:34,678 --> 00:18:36,245 Mm. 295 00:18:37,551 --> 00:18:39,248 -[toothbrush buzzes] -Whoa! 296 00:18:39,292 --> 00:18:41,163 It's all right. It's just... it's just a toothbrush. 297 00:18:41,207 --> 00:18:43,948 -[buzzing continues] -It's for cleaning your teeth. 298 00:18:49,040 --> 00:18:50,303 [chuckles] 299 00:18:52,566 --> 00:18:53,915 [grunts] 300 00:18:53,958 --> 00:18:56,613 It's got three intensity settings. 301 00:18:56,657 --> 00:18:57,701 [chuckles] 302 00:18:59,442 --> 00:19:01,183 You can have it... 303 00:19:01,227 --> 00:19:02,619 -if you want. -[clicks off] 304 00:19:02,663 --> 00:19:04,665 You just... 305 00:19:04,708 --> 00:19:06,449 have to untie me first. 306 00:19:09,278 --> 00:19:12,020 ♪ ♪ 307 00:19:12,063 --> 00:19:14,457 He's awfy shifty, Mr. Fin Man. 308 00:19:15,632 --> 00:19:18,766 He's full of lofty words and... 309 00:19:18,809 --> 00:19:21,421 quirksome manners. 310 00:19:21,464 --> 00:19:23,640 There's a crab doon here. 311 00:19:23,684 --> 00:19:27,078 -I should kill him. -Oh, what a lovely treat! 312 00:19:27,122 --> 00:19:29,994 I've never seen such a big, beautiful crab 313 00:19:30,038 --> 00:19:31,474 that you could eat, Isla, 314 00:19:31,518 --> 00:19:32,954 if you were in the sea with me right now. 315 00:19:32,997 --> 00:19:35,739 Ach, but then more would come. 316 00:19:35,783 --> 00:19:38,786 -Curse this fiddly riddle! -He's got a hat on. 317 00:19:38,829 --> 00:19:40,701 The crab has a wee hat. 318 00:19:40,744 --> 00:19:43,573 Isla, ye have to see this. Quick. 319 00:19:43,617 --> 00:19:45,575 [snarls]: Come in the water! 320 00:19:45,619 --> 00:19:47,882 [hisses] 321 00:19:47,925 --> 00:19:50,319 Hoy the incomer into the sea and be done wi' it. 322 00:19:50,363 --> 00:19:53,583 And if more come, hoy them into the sea, too. 323 00:19:53,627 --> 00:19:56,543 There's nary a trouble that cannot be solved 324 00:19:56,586 --> 00:19:59,676 by hoyin' a livin' person into the sea. 325 00:20:01,156 --> 00:20:05,900 You know fine well why we keep the incomers away. 326 00:20:07,293 --> 00:20:08,642 [growls] 327 00:20:08,685 --> 00:20:10,600 You want to end up like your mother? 328 00:20:13,908 --> 00:20:16,302 [growls softly] 329 00:20:22,046 --> 00:20:24,092 ♪ ♪ 330 00:20:37,366 --> 00:20:39,412 [echoey laughter] 331 00:20:41,805 --> 00:20:44,765 [echoey buzzing] 332 00:20:46,419 --> 00:20:51,250 -[chuckling] -[buzzing] 333 00:20:53,730 --> 00:20:54,949 Sandy? 334 00:20:54,992 --> 00:20:57,038 [buzzing and chuckling stop] 335 00:21:00,084 --> 00:21:01,651 What are you doing? 336 00:21:01,695 --> 00:21:03,349 Nothing. 337 00:21:03,392 --> 00:21:04,915 Just in a cave. 338 00:21:04,959 --> 00:21:06,613 What's that you've got? 339 00:21:06,656 --> 00:21:08,397 Nothing. 340 00:21:08,441 --> 00:21:10,878 -I haven't got anything. -What's that on your face? 341 00:21:10,921 --> 00:21:12,880 It's, um... milk. 342 00:21:13,924 --> 00:21:15,361 We've not got any cows. 343 00:21:15,404 --> 00:21:19,147 It's... milk from a seal. 344 00:21:21,367 --> 00:21:24,326 -You milked a seal? -Aye. 345 00:21:24,370 --> 00:21:25,632 How'd you manage that? 346 00:21:25,675 --> 00:21:28,417 Well, I lured him in with a fish. 347 00:21:29,679 --> 00:21:31,507 And then... 348 00:21:31,551 --> 00:21:34,423 I asked him for some milk, 349 00:21:34,467 --> 00:21:38,209 and he was an extremely milky seal because... 350 00:21:38,253 --> 00:21:39,950 It's actually a sad story. 351 00:21:39,994 --> 00:21:41,604 He had children, but they died. 352 00:21:41,648 --> 00:21:45,304 So, he had nowhere to shoot his milk, 353 00:21:45,347 --> 00:21:47,871 so he just shot it into my mouth. 354 00:21:47,915 --> 00:21:49,482 Sandy. 355 00:21:53,181 --> 00:21:55,401 Where did you get that? 356 00:21:55,444 --> 00:21:57,490 ♪ ♪ 357 00:21:57,533 --> 00:21:59,535 [seagulls squawking in distance] 358 00:22:01,842 --> 00:22:02,973 Yes. 359 00:22:07,500 --> 00:22:09,328 ISLA: We should have killed ye 360 00:22:09,371 --> 00:22:10,938 -when we had the chance. -No. 361 00:22:10,981 --> 00:22:13,419 You said you were gonna tie yourself back up. 362 00:22:13,462 --> 00:22:15,377 You sneaky man of lies! 363 00:22:15,421 --> 00:22:17,336 No, no. No, I'm a... Uh, stop. I'm-I'm a wizard! 364 00:22:19,120 --> 00:22:20,730 -A what? -You know, a wizard? 365 00:22:20,774 --> 00:22:22,210 I know I don't look like a wizard, but there's... 366 00:22:22,253 --> 00:22:24,038 there's no rules to what wizards can look... 367 00:22:24,081 --> 00:22:25,256 And I know because I am one. 368 00:22:25,300 --> 00:22:27,258 -I'm a wizard. -Kill the wizard. 369 00:22:27,302 --> 00:22:29,652 No, I've got... No, I've got magic powers. 370 00:22:29,696 --> 00:22:33,308 ["Opera de Romanci - II Embrace" by Virgin Black plays on phone] 371 00:22:33,352 --> 00:22:35,049 [music intensifies] 372 00:22:35,092 --> 00:22:36,616 [Sandy shudders] 373 00:22:38,574 --> 00:22:40,010 Yes. 374 00:22:40,054 --> 00:22:44,841 Yes. Behold my magic wizard phone. 375 00:22:44,885 --> 00:22:48,279 -That's not magic. -No, it is. Look. 376 00:22:48,323 --> 00:22:50,194 -See? -[song stops] 377 00:22:50,238 --> 00:22:51,413 [camera clicks] 378 00:22:52,458 --> 00:22:53,807 See? 379 00:22:53,850 --> 00:22:56,636 -I have your souls. -[Sandy gasps] 380 00:22:56,679 --> 00:23:00,422 And if you don't leave me alone right now... 381 00:23:00,466 --> 00:23:03,773 [blows sharply] I will delete your souls! 382 00:23:03,817 --> 00:23:07,081 [song resumes over phone] 383 00:23:10,040 --> 00:23:11,477 [song stops] 384 00:23:11,520 --> 00:23:13,696 ♪ ♪ 385 00:23:14,741 --> 00:23:17,134 [breathing deeply] 386 00:23:29,364 --> 00:23:31,497 [wind whistling] 387 00:23:32,628 --> 00:23:34,630 [seagull squawking] 388 00:23:37,677 --> 00:23:38,895 [grunts] 389 00:23:38,939 --> 00:23:40,593 [sighs] 390 00:23:41,594 --> 00:23:42,595 [sighs] 391 00:23:44,510 --> 00:23:46,163 Come on, Roz. 392 00:23:49,123 --> 00:23:50,994 [seagulls squawking outside] 393 00:24:02,832 --> 00:24:03,920 Hmm. 394 00:24:08,795 --> 00:24:10,797 ♪ ♪ 395 00:24:12,799 --> 00:24:14,322 Sandy? 396 00:24:20,110 --> 00:24:22,417 Come on. 397 00:24:22,461 --> 00:24:23,853 Yeah. Please. 398 00:24:26,421 --> 00:24:29,772 Come on. Come on. Come on. 399 00:24:32,427 --> 00:24:35,082 Yes! Yes! 400 00:24:35,125 --> 00:24:36,605 No! 401 00:24:37,780 --> 00:24:40,174 Come on. No! Come on! 402 00:24:42,263 --> 00:24:44,352 No. You stay back. 403 00:24:44,395 --> 00:24:46,310 No, don't... 404 00:24:46,354 --> 00:24:48,487 I'll do wizard stuff. Don't, please. 405 00:24:49,618 --> 00:24:51,359 Don't come. Please don't. 406 00:24:51,402 --> 00:24:53,796 [breathing shakily]: Please stop. Oh, God. 407 00:24:53,840 --> 00:24:55,319 What's wrong? 408 00:24:57,452 --> 00:24:59,454 DANIEL: My blood sugar's low. 409 00:25:09,986 --> 00:25:11,771 It's just a banana. 410 00:25:13,337 --> 00:25:14,425 I know. 411 00:25:26,699 --> 00:25:30,920 My mouth is alive! 412 00:25:32,182 --> 00:25:34,141 Oh! Mmm! 413 00:25:36,796 --> 00:25:37,971 Don't... 414 00:25:38,014 --> 00:25:39,146 [grunts] 415 00:25:42,062 --> 00:25:43,150 [hiccups] 416 00:25:44,325 --> 00:25:45,805 -Hmm. -[seagull squawking] 417 00:25:47,937 --> 00:25:50,940 Am I really the first visitor you've had from the mainland? 418 00:25:52,159 --> 00:25:53,552 The first to linger. 419 00:25:57,425 --> 00:26:00,689 Here, would you like me to show you aboot? 420 00:26:00,733 --> 00:26:02,691 Come on. 421 00:26:02,735 --> 00:26:04,693 This is the bog. 422 00:26:04,737 --> 00:26:07,261 This is the spiky grass. 423 00:26:07,304 --> 00:26:09,219 This is a rusty thing. 424 00:26:09,263 --> 00:26:11,831 This is where I killed my first sea beast. 425 00:26:11,874 --> 00:26:13,876 This is the spooky door. 426 00:26:13,920 --> 00:26:17,227 I don't go in 'cause it's very spooky. 427 00:26:19,926 --> 00:26:21,797 This is my special area. 428 00:26:23,233 --> 00:26:26,628 I come here to... think, 429 00:26:26,672 --> 00:26:29,239 throw rocks, shout at the sea. 430 00:26:29,283 --> 00:26:32,547 Whatever I want, really. It's my secret special area. 431 00:26:33,766 --> 00:26:35,115 You shout at the sea? 432 00:26:36,638 --> 00:26:38,597 Hey, the sea! 433 00:26:38,640 --> 00:26:41,382 This is my friend Daniel! 434 00:26:48,041 --> 00:26:50,739 [chuckling]: You know, one time, 435 00:26:50,783 --> 00:26:53,307 I found a dead seal over there, 436 00:26:53,350 --> 00:26:56,527 all rotten and full of maggots. 437 00:26:56,571 --> 00:27:00,009 So, I put one of Isla's nighties on it, 438 00:27:00,053 --> 00:27:02,577 and I put it in her bed, just as a wee joke. 439 00:27:02,621 --> 00:27:04,797 -[Sandy chuckles] -Oh! 440 00:27:04,840 --> 00:27:07,669 Oh, what a scare she had. 441 00:27:07,713 --> 00:27:09,845 She hit me in the head with a log, 442 00:27:09,889 --> 00:27:13,632 and I was bleeding, and you could see the bone. 443 00:27:13,675 --> 00:27:15,808 And sometimes I can't feel my hands. 444 00:27:15,851 --> 00:27:17,636 Ah, it was a right laugh. 445 00:27:20,029 --> 00:27:21,335 That's nice. 446 00:27:21,378 --> 00:27:23,076 I think your face is nice. 447 00:27:24,207 --> 00:27:25,861 I like looking at it. 448 00:27:29,169 --> 00:27:31,258 What's all this?! 449 00:27:31,301 --> 00:27:33,913 -Isla, we were just... -ISLA: Enough from you. 450 00:27:33,956 --> 00:27:35,392 -I was just... -Traitor. 451 00:27:37,394 --> 00:27:38,569 And you... 452 00:27:39,875 --> 00:27:41,398 You're no wizard. 453 00:27:41,442 --> 00:27:42,573 Of course I'm not. 454 00:27:43,966 --> 00:27:45,794 Aha! 455 00:27:45,838 --> 00:27:47,796 Devious lyin' devils, the lot of you. 456 00:27:47,840 --> 00:27:50,016 Okay, you both need to leave. 457 00:27:50,059 --> 00:27:51,757 I mean, look at you. 458 00:27:51,800 --> 00:27:53,715 You're running about with clubs. 459 00:27:53,759 --> 00:27:57,588 You're wearing rags. He's shouting at the sea. 460 00:27:57,632 --> 00:28:00,766 Back on the mainland, you wouldn't have to do any of that. 461 00:28:00,809 --> 00:28:02,724 Your lives would be easier. 462 00:28:02,768 --> 00:28:05,248 You'd be healthier. 463 00:28:05,292 --> 00:28:08,643 Come with me. We'll set you up in a lovely new house. 464 00:28:08,687 --> 00:28:10,253 It'll be great. 465 00:28:12,995 --> 00:28:15,345 [spits loudly] 466 00:28:15,389 --> 00:28:18,827 ISLA: I've had enough o' your tricksome lies. 467 00:28:18,871 --> 00:28:20,699 Let's finish this. 468 00:28:21,874 --> 00:28:23,745 No! 469 00:28:28,489 --> 00:28:30,099 I like Daniel! 470 00:28:30,143 --> 00:28:33,276 I like his hair and his hands. 471 00:28:33,320 --> 00:28:36,018 They're soft and damp like morning moss. 472 00:28:36,062 --> 00:28:37,977 Okay. 473 00:28:38,020 --> 00:28:39,674 Sandy, that's enough. 474 00:28:39,718 --> 00:28:41,720 -Come back from the edge. -Daniel can't leave. 475 00:28:41,763 --> 00:28:44,287 And if he does, then... 476 00:28:47,682 --> 00:28:50,032 ...then I will bash my own heid in 477 00:28:50,076 --> 00:28:52,687 with this rock until I'm dead. 478 00:28:53,949 --> 00:28:55,951 All right. Go on, then. 479 00:28:58,693 --> 00:29:00,651 -[groans] -No! 480 00:29:01,652 --> 00:29:03,698 No! Sandy! 481 00:29:03,742 --> 00:29:05,874 [Sandy sputtering] 482 00:29:09,660 --> 00:29:11,967 [muffled, echoey]: Isla? Isla? 483 00:29:14,753 --> 00:29:16,189 Crap. 484 00:29:16,232 --> 00:29:18,278 ♪ ♪ 485 00:29:28,505 --> 00:29:31,291 Come on, Sandy. Come on. 486 00:29:31,334 --> 00:29:32,814 -Come on. -[coughing] 487 00:29:36,992 --> 00:29:40,474 Daniel, you can swim. 488 00:29:41,780 --> 00:29:43,912 [breathing heavily] 489 00:29:45,522 --> 00:29:47,698 -[fire crackling] -[water drips] 490 00:30:01,669 --> 00:30:03,410 Let's give oor thanks. 491 00:30:07,544 --> 00:30:10,939 [Isla and Sandy squawk loudly] 492 00:30:10,983 --> 00:30:13,942 [loud chomping] 493 00:30:18,555 --> 00:30:20,601 Right, have your fill. 494 00:30:24,648 --> 00:30:26,781 Do you no like gull? 495 00:30:26,825 --> 00:30:28,217 Um... 496 00:30:28,261 --> 00:30:29,523 I'm vegan. 497 00:30:31,133 --> 00:30:32,743 Right. 498 00:30:32,787 --> 00:30:34,920 And what is that? 499 00:30:36,008 --> 00:30:38,401 I-I don't believe in eating meat. 500 00:30:40,969 --> 00:30:43,102 But it's real. It's right there. Look. 501 00:30:43,145 --> 00:30:44,930 No, I-I believe it exists. 502 00:30:44,973 --> 00:30:47,584 I just don't believe in eating it. 503 00:30:48,890 --> 00:30:50,370 Do you believe in fish? 504 00:30:51,675 --> 00:30:54,461 Of course. I just don't eat them. 505 00:30:56,071 --> 00:30:57,377 What aboot puffins? 506 00:30:57,420 --> 00:30:58,857 -Do you believe in puffins? -Yes. 507 00:30:58,900 --> 00:31:00,815 They're real. I've seen them. 508 00:31:00,859 --> 00:31:02,295 SANDY: I bit the head off a puffin once. 509 00:31:02,338 --> 00:31:04,297 So, how could I do that if it wasn't real? 510 00:31:04,340 --> 00:31:05,951 To be clear... 511 00:31:05,994 --> 00:31:09,389 I do believe in all of the animals. 512 00:31:09,432 --> 00:31:12,696 I just don't believe in eating any of them. 513 00:31:18,485 --> 00:31:21,270 If you don't eat meat, how do you keep your health? 514 00:31:21,314 --> 00:31:24,317 There's more variety on the mainland. 515 00:31:24,360 --> 00:31:26,014 There's fruit, vegetables, 516 00:31:26,058 --> 00:31:27,886 potato croquettes. 517 00:31:27,929 --> 00:31:30,976 So you don't get bored of the same stuff, you know? 518 00:31:32,629 --> 00:31:35,154 Speak more about variety, Daniel. 519 00:31:35,197 --> 00:31:37,721 Okay, well... 520 00:31:37,765 --> 00:31:41,508 variety is one of the many advantages of mainland life. 521 00:31:41,551 --> 00:31:44,380 You can have whatever you want. 522 00:31:44,424 --> 00:31:46,774 Like avocados or... 523 00:31:46,817 --> 00:31:48,515 -What's avocados? -DANIEL: Oh, man. 524 00:31:48,558 --> 00:31:50,256 They taste great, and they're good for you, too. 525 00:31:50,299 --> 00:31:53,172 -They make you strong. -Ooh. Where are they found? 526 00:31:53,215 --> 00:31:54,695 I think they're grown on, like, bushes or something. 527 00:31:54,738 --> 00:31:56,349 Ah, so you don't know? 528 00:31:56,392 --> 00:31:57,916 I do know where they come from. 529 00:31:57,959 --> 00:31:59,569 I just don't... 530 00:31:59,613 --> 00:32:02,007 I think it's, like, Brazil or something. 531 00:32:02,050 --> 00:32:04,270 Mm. 'Cause we know where this bird came from. 532 00:32:04,313 --> 00:32:06,098 We pulled it from the sky. 533 00:32:06,141 --> 00:32:07,926 Yeah, but it doesn't matter where avocados come from, 534 00:32:07,969 --> 00:32:09,710 because you can just buy them from the shop 535 00:32:09,753 --> 00:32:11,494 or order them online. 536 00:32:11,538 --> 00:32:12,669 What's online? 537 00:32:13,670 --> 00:32:15,411 Oh, God. Um... 538 00:32:16,369 --> 00:32:17,500 Right. 539 00:32:17,544 --> 00:32:20,677 Online is the Internet. 540 00:32:20,721 --> 00:32:22,505 Anything you want at the touch of a button. 541 00:32:22,549 --> 00:32:24,203 I want that. 542 00:32:24,246 --> 00:32:26,901 -No, we have enough! -How does an Internet work? 543 00:32:28,120 --> 00:32:29,730 How does it work? 544 00:32:33,560 --> 00:32:35,083 Well... 545 00:32:35,127 --> 00:32:36,519 ISLA: Sounds like you don't know that, either. 546 00:32:36,563 --> 00:32:37,651 -I do know. -Sounds like you don't know 547 00:32:37,694 --> 00:32:38,739 much about anything. 548 00:32:38,782 --> 00:32:40,045 I do know. It's, like... 549 00:32:40,088 --> 00:32:42,656 It's beamed out via Wi-Fi and stuff. 550 00:32:42,699 --> 00:32:44,136 -So, in a way... -Wi-Fi? 551 00:32:44,179 --> 00:32:46,529 Yes. The Internet's all around us, right? 552 00:32:48,053 --> 00:32:49,924 -What if we get caught in it? -No, we... 553 00:32:49,968 --> 00:32:51,839 No, we alre... we already have an Internet. 554 00:32:51,882 --> 00:32:54,537 -Do we? -Mm-hmm. Yep. 555 00:32:54,581 --> 00:32:55,974 It's massive. 556 00:32:56,017 --> 00:32:58,193 It's bigger than the mainland one. 557 00:32:59,281 --> 00:33:01,588 -Really? -ISLA: Yeah. Um... 558 00:33:01,631 --> 00:33:05,026 The-the Internet that we have, it's so big, 559 00:33:05,070 --> 00:33:08,029 ye can fit a hundred potato crows. 560 00:33:08,073 --> 00:33:10,292 [whispers]: It's potato croquettes. 561 00:33:12,555 --> 00:33:14,383 We don't have an Internet. 562 00:33:14,427 --> 00:33:16,820 -You're lying, Isla. -Am not! 563 00:33:16,864 --> 00:33:20,476 You're lying 'cause Daniel knows things that you don't. 564 00:33:20,520 --> 00:33:23,001 Don't... Let's not... 565 00:33:23,044 --> 00:33:24,741 [breathes in deeply] 566 00:33:26,613 --> 00:33:28,484 [chair scraping] 567 00:33:36,579 --> 00:33:37,754 [groans] 568 00:33:37,798 --> 00:33:39,582 [grunts] 569 00:33:39,626 --> 00:33:41,976 -Oh, Jesus Christ. -[thuds] 570 00:33:44,500 --> 00:33:46,763 ♪ ♪ 571 00:33:46,807 --> 00:33:48,156 -[clattering] -[grunting] 572 00:33:48,200 --> 00:33:50,680 Stop fighting. Please stop fighting. 573 00:33:50,724 --> 00:33:53,640 ISLA: You're not stronger than me. 574 00:33:53,683 --> 00:33:56,991 [straining]: I would be if I had avocados. 575 00:33:57,035 --> 00:33:59,733 ♪ ♪ 576 00:33:59,776 --> 00:34:04,825 You might think Auk Isle belongs only to us. 577 00:34:06,914 --> 00:34:09,264 But you'd be wrong. 578 00:34:11,919 --> 00:34:14,095 This island... 579 00:34:14,139 --> 00:34:16,315 and the sea round aboot it... 580 00:34:18,578 --> 00:34:21,015 ...belongs to someone else. 581 00:34:21,059 --> 00:34:23,104 It belongs to the Fin Men. 582 00:34:23,148 --> 00:34:24,323 [sighs] 583 00:34:24,366 --> 00:34:25,846 Sandy. 584 00:34:25,889 --> 00:34:27,674 Spoilers. 585 00:34:31,199 --> 00:34:33,941 I'm sorry. 586 00:34:33,984 --> 00:34:39,773 ISLA: Fin Men are murky folk, big soggy buggers. 587 00:34:39,816 --> 00:34:43,994 Known to steal lost seafarers doon into the deep. 588 00:34:45,561 --> 00:34:47,694 Long ago, 589 00:34:47,737 --> 00:34:51,741 fishermen from our Auk Isle were visited by a Fin Man. 590 00:34:51,785 --> 00:34:53,830 ♪ ♪ 591 00:35:02,970 --> 00:35:06,191 The fishermen were so feart they browned their pants! 592 00:35:06,234 --> 00:35:07,714 [passing gas] 593 00:35:07,757 --> 00:35:10,760 The Fin Man said this was their island 594 00:35:10,804 --> 00:35:13,415 and if the men wished to stay, 595 00:35:13,459 --> 00:35:16,940 then they had to pay a price. 596 00:35:16,984 --> 00:35:21,597 An islander had to give themselves to the sea. 597 00:35:21,641 --> 00:35:23,773 To the Fin Men. 598 00:35:23,817 --> 00:35:27,647 The islanders thought long and hard. 599 00:35:28,865 --> 00:35:32,782 There was much frownin'. 600 00:35:32,826 --> 00:35:35,045 Then a village elder offered himself up 601 00:35:35,089 --> 00:35:38,658 so that his kin might remain. 602 00:35:38,701 --> 00:35:40,616 He was old and he was gonna die anyway, 603 00:35:40,660 --> 00:35:42,618 so it wasn't that sad. 604 00:35:42,662 --> 00:35:47,319 They dragged him into the gloom, where he remained. 605 00:35:49,451 --> 00:35:52,541 But thanks to his sacrifice, 606 00:35:52,585 --> 00:35:56,197 the islanders could stay here. 607 00:35:56,241 --> 00:35:57,981 SANDY: Oor dad gave himself to the Fin Folk. 608 00:35:58,025 --> 00:36:01,507 -Shh! -But he did. 609 00:36:01,550 --> 00:36:03,857 He gave himself to the sea so that we could stay. 610 00:36:03,900 --> 00:36:07,991 That's oor business, Sandy. 611 00:36:13,562 --> 00:36:16,086 Why don't you tell us a mainland story, Daniel? 612 00:36:16,130 --> 00:36:17,871 ISLA: He doesn't have any stories, 613 00:36:17,914 --> 00:36:20,134 except for the one where he's a wizard, which was a lie. 614 00:36:20,178 --> 00:36:21,831 Saying he was a wizard when he wasnae. 615 00:36:23,268 --> 00:36:25,052 I do know a story. 616 00:36:25,095 --> 00:36:27,924 -What? Your own story? -DANIEL: Yeah. 617 00:36:27,968 --> 00:36:31,014 It's about a wee guy... 618 00:36:31,058 --> 00:36:32,451 called Frodo. 619 00:36:33,800 --> 00:36:37,195 And a very powerful... 620 00:36:37,238 --> 00:36:39,197 uh, application form. 621 00:36:40,285 --> 00:36:44,811 The one form to rule them all. 622 00:36:44,854 --> 00:36:48,249 And so Frodo, right, he has to go on an epic quest 623 00:36:48,293 --> 00:36:53,080 to the heart of Mordor... burgh Council. 624 00:36:53,123 --> 00:36:54,429 To destroy it. 625 00:36:55,822 --> 00:36:59,565 And I call this tale The Lord... 626 00:37:02,176 --> 00:37:04,047 ...of the Local Authority. 627 00:37:06,049 --> 00:37:07,486 Sounds stupid. 628 00:37:07,529 --> 00:37:08,965 Gandalf, right? 629 00:37:09,009 --> 00:37:10,793 Badass wizard and senior policy advisor. 630 00:37:10,837 --> 00:37:13,709 He's up on the roof of head office, and it's the showdown. 631 00:37:13,753 --> 00:37:17,713 -The big fiery devil thing. -The Balrog, Head of Finance. 632 00:37:17,757 --> 00:37:19,149 Yes, he's trying to get into the building, 633 00:37:19,193 --> 00:37:20,716 right, to kill all the Fellowship. 634 00:37:20,760 --> 00:37:22,631 Gandalf's like, "No chance, mate. 635 00:37:22,675 --> 00:37:24,198 There's a line in the sand." 636 00:37:24,242 --> 00:37:25,765 Balrog's like, "I'm coming for him." 637 00:37:25,808 --> 00:37:26,766 He's like, "No, you're not." He's like, "I am." 638 00:37:26,809 --> 00:37:28,420 Gandalf goes, "Stop it." 639 00:37:28,463 --> 00:37:30,552 Boom! Like that with his stick, right? 640 00:37:30,596 --> 00:37:35,035 He goes, "You shall not pass!" 641 00:37:35,078 --> 00:37:37,124 Everyone's like, "Oh, my God." 642 00:37:37,167 --> 00:37:38,952 And it's so epic and amazing, right, 643 00:37:38,995 --> 00:37:40,867 that the fiery devil thing, he sort of, like, 644 00:37:40,910 --> 00:37:43,217 falls off the roof, and everyone goes, "Oh!" 645 00:37:43,261 --> 00:37:45,785 Gandalf goes, "Yes!" Everyone goes, "Come on!" 646 00:37:45,828 --> 00:37:47,482 And then the big fiery devil thing, 647 00:37:47,526 --> 00:37:49,136 his fiery whip comes up, right? 648 00:37:49,179 --> 00:37:50,877 Lashes Gandalf's leg. 649 00:37:50,920 --> 00:37:52,531 And it pulls him off the roof, too. 650 00:37:52,574 --> 00:37:53,880 BOTH: No! 651 00:37:53,923 --> 00:37:56,796 [out of breath]: Yes. Yes. 652 00:37:56,839 --> 00:37:58,580 Then what happens? 653 00:37:58,624 --> 00:38:00,408 [panting] 654 00:38:00,452 --> 00:38:02,280 You'll have to wait for part two. 655 00:38:03,368 --> 00:38:05,021 And you wrote this story yourself? 656 00:38:06,022 --> 00:38:07,459 Yes. 657 00:38:07,502 --> 00:38:10,549 I did, yes. Yes, all by myself. 658 00:38:10,592 --> 00:38:16,424 It is the best story that I've ever, ever heard 659 00:38:16,468 --> 00:38:18,383 in the history of stories. 660 00:38:18,426 --> 00:38:21,560 You know, there's more stories just like that on the mainland. 661 00:38:21,603 --> 00:38:23,213 Right. 662 00:38:23,257 --> 00:38:24,824 That's enough stories for tonight. 663 00:38:24,867 --> 00:38:25,955 Aw. 664 00:38:25,999 --> 00:38:27,217 -Time for bed. -Ugh. 665 00:38:27,261 --> 00:38:29,263 It's all right. We can... 666 00:38:29,307 --> 00:38:31,004 We can do more tomorrow. 667 00:38:31,047 --> 00:38:32,788 [tearful]: Good night, Daniel. 668 00:38:34,355 --> 00:38:39,099 [imitating]: You shall not pass! 669 00:38:47,890 --> 00:38:51,938 Better get back to the shed... where I sleep. 670 00:38:56,159 --> 00:38:57,247 In the cold. 671 00:38:59,119 --> 00:39:00,642 And damp. 672 00:39:03,297 --> 00:39:05,255 [sighs] 673 00:39:14,395 --> 00:39:17,355 ISLA: You can sleep here, just for tonight. 674 00:39:20,140 --> 00:39:22,098 Do you have more stories, then? 675 00:39:22,142 --> 00:39:23,622 Oh. 676 00:39:23,665 --> 00:39:25,537 Yeah. I suppose. 677 00:39:27,408 --> 00:39:29,758 -Did you like my story? -I did. 678 00:39:29,802 --> 00:39:31,891 Aye, it's a good one. It's likely better than yours. 679 00:39:31,934 --> 00:39:33,327 Oh. 680 00:39:35,024 --> 00:39:38,027 -Thanks for the bed. -Aye, well... 681 00:39:38,071 --> 00:39:40,378 Don't touch oor things or we'll murder you. 682 00:39:41,509 --> 00:39:43,511 -Okay. -We'll bash your head in, 683 00:39:43,555 --> 00:39:47,646 and we'll cover your nose and mouth with our hands. 684 00:39:47,689 --> 00:39:49,778 -All right. -And then we'll maybe 685 00:39:49,822 --> 00:39:51,389 -bury you up to your neck... -I understand. I understand. 686 00:39:51,432 --> 00:39:53,042 ...and Sandy will kick your head off... 687 00:39:53,086 --> 00:39:54,696 -No, I understand. -...and he'll make you eat it. 688 00:39:58,744 --> 00:40:00,354 -Night night. -Night. 689 00:40:01,399 --> 00:40:02,791 Oh, the lamp. 690 00:40:02,835 --> 00:40:03,966 -Um... -[door closes] 691 00:40:17,023 --> 00:40:19,286 [police siren in distance] 692 00:40:21,375 --> 00:40:22,420 [Roz sighs] 693 00:40:24,247 --> 00:40:26,902 [footsteps approaching] 694 00:40:26,946 --> 00:40:27,990 Oh. 695 00:40:28,034 --> 00:40:29,992 Calum. 696 00:40:30,036 --> 00:40:32,386 Thank you for coming in so late. 697 00:40:32,430 --> 00:40:35,041 Hope I didn't drag you away from anything important. 698 00:40:35,084 --> 00:40:36,434 I was eating some corned beef, 699 00:40:36,477 --> 00:40:38,174 but I finished it on the bike ride over. 700 00:40:39,175 --> 00:40:40,525 Very good. 701 00:40:40,568 --> 00:40:42,614 Now, I need you to go to Auk Island. 702 00:40:42,657 --> 00:40:45,181 It seems that Daniel has got himself 703 00:40:45,225 --> 00:40:46,661 into a wee bit of bother. 704 00:40:46,705 --> 00:40:48,358 I thought I was to stay in the office 705 00:40:48,402 --> 00:40:50,056 on account of the investigation. 706 00:40:50,099 --> 00:40:51,666 No, you don't need to worry about all that. 707 00:40:51,710 --> 00:40:53,189 Now, the fact of the matter is 708 00:40:53,233 --> 00:40:57,585 these islanders do not belong there, and, um... 709 00:40:57,629 --> 00:40:59,805 it doesn't look good, especially with 710 00:40:59,848 --> 00:41:04,592 the chief executive, who is due to retire soon, 711 00:41:04,636 --> 00:41:07,377 leaving the position open for... 712 00:41:08,683 --> 00:41:10,032 ...the right person. 713 00:41:10,076 --> 00:41:12,557 We don't want any loose ends now, do we? 714 00:41:12,600 --> 00:41:14,559 No, ma'am, we do not. 715 00:41:14,602 --> 00:41:17,953 Remove those islanders. 716 00:41:17,997 --> 00:41:19,520 Do whatever it takes. 717 00:41:19,564 --> 00:41:21,522 Get them off. 718 00:41:21,566 --> 00:41:23,698 I'll get them off, all right. 719 00:41:23,742 --> 00:41:24,830 [inhales sharply] 720 00:41:24,873 --> 00:41:26,919 I'll get them off... 721 00:41:26,962 --> 00:41:28,486 real hard. 722 00:41:29,878 --> 00:41:31,924 ♪ ♪ 723 00:41:41,499 --> 00:41:43,501 ♪ ♪ 724 00:41:43,544 --> 00:41:46,416 -[intense squawking] -[yelps] 725 00:41:46,460 --> 00:41:47,896 DANIEL: Where are we going? What are we doing? 726 00:41:47,940 --> 00:41:49,419 [mutters indistinctly] What are you doing? 727 00:41:49,463 --> 00:41:50,812 -What's going on? -[intense squawking] 728 00:41:50,856 --> 00:41:52,945 Whoa, whoa. Hang on. Hang on. 729 00:41:52,988 --> 00:41:56,688 [intense squawking continues] 730 00:41:56,731 --> 00:41:59,212 DANIEL: No, I don't... No, no, I don't... 731 00:41:59,255 --> 00:42:01,388 -No, no! -[squawking] 732 00:42:02,694 --> 00:42:05,740 ISLA: Daniel of Mainland, 733 00:42:05,784 --> 00:42:07,655 you have been chosen. 734 00:42:08,917 --> 00:42:11,180 We, the Gulls of Auk Isle, 735 00:42:11,224 --> 00:42:14,401 who soar the cliffs and hunt the waves, 736 00:42:14,444 --> 00:42:18,057 challenge you to our most ancient 737 00:42:18,100 --> 00:42:23,018 and sacred tradition, the Way of the Gull. 738 00:42:23,062 --> 00:42:24,759 SANDY: Aye, the Way. 739 00:42:24,803 --> 00:42:26,239 A thing we've always done 740 00:42:26,282 --> 00:42:28,328 and haven't just made up this morning. 741 00:42:28,371 --> 00:42:32,332 ISLA: These tasks will test your skill, 742 00:42:32,375 --> 00:42:34,900 strength and cunning. 743 00:42:34,943 --> 00:42:36,336 You will sweat. 744 00:42:36,379 --> 00:42:38,773 -You will bleed. -SANDY: You will be naked. 745 00:42:38,817 --> 00:42:41,559 ISLA: What? No, he won't be naked. 746 00:42:43,082 --> 00:42:44,474 SANDY: You will have no trousers. 747 00:42:44,518 --> 00:42:46,433 ISLA: He will have trousers, Sandy. 748 00:42:46,476 --> 00:42:48,043 SANDY: You might have trousers. 749 00:42:48,087 --> 00:42:51,917 ISLA: If you can weather the storm, then, 750 00:42:51,960 --> 00:42:53,614 and only then, 751 00:42:53,658 --> 00:42:56,051 will you earn the right to call yourself 752 00:42:56,095 --> 00:42:58,663 a true Gull of Auk Isle. 753 00:42:58,706 --> 00:43:02,101 SANDY: And after, you can tell us more stories. 754 00:43:02,144 --> 00:43:05,408 ISLA: So, Daniel of Mainland, 755 00:43:05,452 --> 00:43:09,195 will you take the Way of the Gull? 756 00:43:10,152 --> 00:43:12,459 -No. -Aw. What? 757 00:43:12,502 --> 00:43:13,765 Do you know what? This is absurd. 758 00:43:13,808 --> 00:43:14,853 I want no part of it. 759 00:43:14,896 --> 00:43:18,073 Oh, please, Daniel. 760 00:43:19,205 --> 00:43:20,467 We just... 761 00:43:20,510 --> 00:43:21,947 We think you're really great, 762 00:43:21,990 --> 00:43:23,644 and we want to make you one of us. 763 00:43:23,688 --> 00:43:26,342 No, no, he has to do the Way first. 764 00:43:26,386 --> 00:43:28,475 We can't just... we're not just making him a Gull. 765 00:43:28,518 --> 00:43:29,911 It's, like, not how it works. 766 00:43:29,955 --> 00:43:32,348 -Shut up, Isla! -You shut up! 767 00:43:34,394 --> 00:43:35,569 Please, Daniel. 768 00:43:36,614 --> 00:43:38,746 Then we can all be friends. 769 00:43:38,790 --> 00:43:40,792 ♪ ♪ 770 00:43:54,283 --> 00:43:56,677 [Sandy squawks loudly] 771 00:43:56,721 --> 00:43:58,461 [squawks weakly] 772 00:44:21,571 --> 00:44:23,617 ♪ ♪ 773 00:44:35,629 --> 00:44:37,457 DANIEL: What's he do... What's he doing to me? 774 00:44:44,246 --> 00:44:47,032 [squawks loudly] 775 00:44:51,514 --> 00:44:53,952 [yelling] 776 00:44:58,217 --> 00:44:59,566 [sighs] 777 00:45:02,134 --> 00:45:03,483 [groans] 778 00:45:05,137 --> 00:45:07,530 -[thuds] -[sighs] 779 00:45:11,230 --> 00:45:14,276 ISLA: Daniel of Mainland, if you're to prove yourself 780 00:45:14,320 --> 00:45:16,714 a true Gull of Auk Isle, 781 00:45:16,757 --> 00:45:20,848 you must ride the wind like one. 782 00:45:20,892 --> 00:45:22,894 [wind howling] 783 00:45:26,636 --> 00:45:28,203 What's she doing? 784 00:45:29,291 --> 00:45:30,945 Oh, God. No. 785 00:45:30,989 --> 00:45:33,339 No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no! 786 00:45:33,382 --> 00:45:35,254 [wind howling] 787 00:45:36,516 --> 00:45:38,257 [breathing shakily] 788 00:45:43,784 --> 00:45:44,872 [Daniel gasps] 789 00:45:45,873 --> 00:45:48,223 Yeah, I'm not doing that. 790 00:45:48,267 --> 00:45:49,877 Aw, go on. 791 00:45:49,921 --> 00:45:51,792 No, I'm not doing that. Sorry, I'm not... I... 792 00:45:51,836 --> 00:45:53,533 It's just I've got... 793 00:45:53,576 --> 00:45:55,013 Heights. I can't. 794 00:45:55,056 --> 00:45:57,972 I can't do that. Sorry. [stammering] 795 00:45:58,016 --> 00:45:59,974 I can't. 796 00:46:01,976 --> 00:46:04,326 You can, Daniel. 797 00:46:05,284 --> 00:46:07,329 ♪ ♪ 798 00:46:28,786 --> 00:46:30,788 ♪ ♪ 799 00:46:33,225 --> 00:46:35,705 [seagulls screeching] 800 00:46:50,459 --> 00:46:53,723 -I hope he doesn't die. -Mm. 801 00:46:56,335 --> 00:46:58,380 ♪ ♪ 802 00:47:05,431 --> 00:47:07,476 [wind howling] 803 00:47:11,480 --> 00:47:13,526 [seagull screeching] 804 00:47:21,273 --> 00:47:24,842 [screaming] 805 00:47:26,060 --> 00:47:27,627 Oh, my God! 806 00:47:27,670 --> 00:47:29,194 [yelling] 807 00:47:29,237 --> 00:47:31,936 I'm flying. [whimpers] 808 00:47:31,979 --> 00:47:33,633 Yes, Daniel! 809 00:47:33,676 --> 00:47:35,200 -You did it! -[yells] 810 00:47:36,201 --> 00:47:38,116 [yelling] 811 00:47:38,159 --> 00:47:40,292 [laughs] 812 00:47:45,253 --> 00:47:46,689 [yelling] 813 00:47:48,169 --> 00:47:50,476 [panting] 814 00:47:50,519 --> 00:47:53,261 -I did it! -You did it! 815 00:47:53,305 --> 00:47:55,437 I did it. I flew. 816 00:47:55,481 --> 00:47:57,831 I flew! Oh, my God. 817 00:47:57,875 --> 00:47:59,354 Whoo! 818 00:47:59,398 --> 00:48:00,529 [laughs] 819 00:48:00,573 --> 00:48:02,053 Wh-What's that? 820 00:48:04,490 --> 00:48:05,970 You made this for me? 821 00:48:07,319 --> 00:48:08,581 Aye. 822 00:48:11,714 --> 00:48:15,109 You're now a Gull of Auk Isle. 823 00:48:29,994 --> 00:48:31,343 [squawks loudly] 824 00:48:31,386 --> 00:48:33,345 [all squawking] 825 00:48:33,388 --> 00:48:35,390 ♪ ♪ 826 00:48:53,452 --> 00:48:55,497 ♪ ♪ 827 00:49:05,507 --> 00:49:08,467 DANIEL: Sam looks at Frodo, and he says, 828 00:49:08,510 --> 00:49:11,644 "I can't carry the form, Mr. Frodo, 829 00:49:11,687 --> 00:49:14,038 but I can carry you." 830 00:49:14,081 --> 00:49:16,170 Sam loves Frodo so much. 831 00:49:16,214 --> 00:49:17,563 DANIEL: He does. 832 00:49:17,606 --> 00:49:19,913 So Sam hoiks Frodo up on his shoulders, 833 00:49:19,957 --> 00:49:23,047 and he humphs him up 15 flights of stairs. 834 00:49:23,090 --> 00:49:24,526 There's no air con, 835 00:49:24,570 --> 00:49:27,225 but together they cast the form 836 00:49:27,268 --> 00:49:29,314 into the paper shredder. 837 00:49:29,357 --> 00:49:31,925 And with one final beeping jam... 838 00:49:31,969 --> 00:49:34,319 [imitates buzzing paper shredder] 839 00:49:34,362 --> 00:49:35,929 [gasps] 840 00:49:35,973 --> 00:49:36,712 [Daniel continues imitating paper shredder] 841 00:49:36,756 --> 00:49:38,105 A lot of paper. 842 00:49:38,149 --> 00:49:40,978 [resumes imitating paper shredder] 843 00:49:44,807 --> 00:49:46,679 -It's done. -[gasps] 844 00:49:46,722 --> 00:49:48,115 [sighs] 845 00:49:49,464 --> 00:49:51,292 ISLA: Wow. 846 00:49:51,336 --> 00:49:53,991 Lord of the Local Authorityis an awfy good story. 847 00:49:54,034 --> 00:49:56,732 [chuckles] 848 00:49:56,776 --> 00:49:59,953 Folk must ask you to tell it to them all the time. 849 00:49:59,997 --> 00:50:03,304 I don't really tell stories on the mainland. 850 00:50:03,348 --> 00:50:07,134 But... the mainlanders, they must adore you 851 00:50:07,178 --> 00:50:08,527 for your word weaving. 852 00:50:08,570 --> 00:50:11,182 Oh, I don't know. 853 00:50:11,225 --> 00:50:14,185 I think some people think I'm a bit of a weirdo 854 00:50:14,228 --> 00:50:16,230 just 'cause of all the wizard stuff, so... 855 00:50:16,274 --> 00:50:19,233 I just keep myself to myself. 856 00:50:19,277 --> 00:50:21,496 These folk, they treat you harshly. 857 00:50:23,020 --> 00:50:24,586 We could kill them. 858 00:50:24,630 --> 00:50:27,067 We just round them up, crack their skulls. 859 00:50:27,111 --> 00:50:29,069 Sandy could pull off their arms and legs. 860 00:50:29,113 --> 00:50:30,592 I would do that for you, Daniel. 861 00:50:30,636 --> 00:50:31,985 Thank you. 862 00:50:33,987 --> 00:50:35,684 Mainlanders don't sound very nice. 863 00:50:37,034 --> 00:50:38,992 Oh, it wouldn't be that way for you. 864 00:50:39,036 --> 00:50:41,516 You can weave all your nice words aboot the mainland, 865 00:50:41,560 --> 00:50:43,953 but you've yet to tell us one thing 866 00:50:43,997 --> 00:50:46,217 that's better than what we have here. 867 00:50:49,611 --> 00:50:50,873 Right. 868 00:50:51,961 --> 00:50:53,093 [grunts] 869 00:50:55,878 --> 00:50:57,054 ISLA: What are you doing? 870 00:50:58,185 --> 00:50:59,882 I'm teaching you how to swim. 871 00:51:01,536 --> 00:51:03,147 Come on. 872 00:51:03,190 --> 00:51:04,496 I'll show you. 873 00:51:08,543 --> 00:51:11,285 [wind howling] 874 00:51:13,505 --> 00:51:16,551 No, I've decided. No. No. 875 00:51:16,595 --> 00:51:18,379 I've decided no. 876 00:51:31,262 --> 00:51:32,263 It's okay. 877 00:51:36,310 --> 00:51:37,485 You can do it. 878 00:51:44,405 --> 00:51:46,059 You go first. 879 00:51:47,016 --> 00:51:49,410 ♪ ♪ 880 00:52:08,864 --> 00:52:11,302 [breathing shakily] 881 00:52:15,610 --> 00:52:16,916 All right, I'm gonna float. 882 00:52:16,959 --> 00:52:18,222 -Ready? -Mm-hmm. 883 00:52:19,266 --> 00:52:20,659 [Isla chuckles] 884 00:52:20,702 --> 00:52:22,400 -Are you floating? -I'm floating. 885 00:52:22,443 --> 00:52:24,097 Okay. So what do I do? 886 00:52:24,141 --> 00:52:26,404 You walk to me, okay? 887 00:52:27,579 --> 00:52:29,058 -And you do the same thing. -Okay. 888 00:52:29,102 --> 00:52:30,973 -One, two, three. -Two, three. 889 00:52:31,017 --> 00:52:32,627 [breathing heavily] 890 00:52:32,671 --> 00:52:35,152 Breathe. Breathe. Breathe. 891 00:52:36,805 --> 00:52:39,504 -[gasps, laughs] Was that fast? -Yes. Definitely. 892 00:52:39,547 --> 00:52:41,636 -I'm doing it. I'm doing it. -Yeah, you're doing it. 893 00:52:41,680 --> 00:52:43,769 Okay. No, you're good, you're good, you're good. 894 00:52:43,812 --> 00:52:45,684 Go like that. Like that. 895 00:52:45,727 --> 00:52:49,340 That's it. Really good. Really good. Keep going. 896 00:52:50,384 --> 00:52:52,386 Woo-hoo! Woo-hoo! 897 00:52:53,387 --> 00:52:54,606 Wa-hey! 898 00:52:59,001 --> 00:53:00,394 [gasps] 899 00:53:04,137 --> 00:53:05,225 [gasping] 900 00:53:05,269 --> 00:53:07,053 Get me out! 901 00:53:07,096 --> 00:53:09,011 Aah! Get me out! 902 00:53:09,055 --> 00:53:10,752 -You're okay. You're okay. -[panicked gasping] 903 00:53:10,796 --> 00:53:13,277 You're okay. What's up? 904 00:53:13,320 --> 00:53:14,539 What's wrong? What's wrong? 905 00:53:14,582 --> 00:53:17,150 Get me out! Get me out! 906 00:53:17,194 --> 00:53:19,196 You're all right. Stop. 907 00:53:19,239 --> 00:53:20,980 You're okay. What's wrong? 908 00:53:21,023 --> 00:53:22,503 It's time to go home. 909 00:53:28,683 --> 00:53:30,076 I'm going to run to the hoose. 910 00:53:30,119 --> 00:53:32,774 See if you can catch me, Daniel. [laughs] 911 00:53:36,213 --> 00:53:37,997 [Sandy laughing] 912 00:53:43,568 --> 00:53:45,483 What? What? 913 00:53:47,354 --> 00:53:48,747 I didn't say anything. 914 00:53:50,096 --> 00:53:52,098 Aye, your eyes are saying things. 915 00:53:52,141 --> 00:53:54,361 Looking at me, full of questions. 916 00:53:56,015 --> 00:53:57,756 It's just my eyes, I think. 917 00:53:57,799 --> 00:53:59,714 They're awfy loud. 918 00:53:59,758 --> 00:54:02,674 -My eyes are loud? -Aye, keep the noise doon. 919 00:54:02,717 --> 00:54:03,849 Okay. 920 00:54:08,462 --> 00:54:10,203 Wow. 921 00:54:10,247 --> 00:54:12,249 ♪ ♪ 922 00:54:13,728 --> 00:54:16,818 ISLA: Mum called them "The Merry Dancers." 923 00:54:18,037 --> 00:54:19,908 They're fairy folk. 924 00:54:21,780 --> 00:54:24,217 She said that if you're lucky... 925 00:54:25,523 --> 00:54:27,089 ...you can catch them doon here, 926 00:54:27,133 --> 00:54:29,483 lighting up the dark with their glow. 927 00:54:34,009 --> 00:54:35,402 What happened to your mum? 928 00:54:40,320 --> 00:54:41,974 Sh-She died. 929 00:54:43,584 --> 00:54:45,194 Sorry. 930 00:54:47,414 --> 00:54:48,807 How'd it happen? 931 00:54:53,333 --> 00:54:54,465 Mainland. 932 00:54:55,814 --> 00:54:58,077 But she's... she's up there now. 933 00:54:59,426 --> 00:55:00,862 Wi' the dancers. 934 00:55:03,604 --> 00:55:04,997 Must have been hard. 935 00:55:06,738 --> 00:55:08,827 Being left so young, just you and Sandy. 936 00:55:10,524 --> 00:55:12,831 I like your... your stories. 937 00:55:16,051 --> 00:55:20,534 I also like... your stories, so right back at you. 938 00:55:27,324 --> 00:55:29,326 ♪ ♪ 939 00:55:35,767 --> 00:55:36,985 -[loud thud] -[groans] 940 00:55:37,029 --> 00:55:38,291 -No! -[Isla gasping] 941 00:55:38,335 --> 00:55:39,423 Aah! No, no! 942 00:55:39,466 --> 00:55:42,077 Your face, it just came at me. 943 00:55:42,121 --> 00:55:44,341 Oh, God. Oh, it's bleeding. It's gushing. 944 00:55:44,384 --> 00:55:45,951 Well, why was your face coming at me that fast? 945 00:55:45,994 --> 00:55:47,300 I was trying to kiss you. 946 00:55:47,344 --> 00:55:48,823 I-I was trying to kiss you. 947 00:55:48,867 --> 00:55:51,130 Oh, oh, shut up, Daniel! 948 00:55:52,305 --> 00:55:53,741 [whimpers] 949 00:55:56,744 --> 00:55:58,746 ♪ ♪ 950 00:56:01,967 --> 00:56:03,447 Savages. 951 00:56:09,496 --> 00:56:11,019 [sighs softly] 952 00:56:39,657 --> 00:56:41,354 -[knocking at door] -Hello? 953 00:56:45,358 --> 00:56:46,403 Daniel? 954 00:56:47,621 --> 00:56:49,449 I told you to shut up! 955 00:56:53,932 --> 00:56:57,152 [slow creaking] 956 00:56:57,196 --> 00:57:01,287 Sandy, you know you're not to be sneaking aboot my shed. 957 00:57:17,303 --> 00:57:20,132 [sniffing] 958 00:57:21,394 --> 00:57:23,570 [muffled screams] 959 00:57:23,614 --> 00:57:26,791 Submit in the name of the North Eastern Scottish Council. 960 00:57:26,834 --> 00:57:28,357 [pained yell] 961 00:57:28,401 --> 00:57:30,708 [grunting and groaning] 962 00:57:30,751 --> 00:57:32,579 [Isla screaming] 963 00:57:32,623 --> 00:57:34,581 CALUM: Get off me, woman! 964 00:57:34,625 --> 00:57:36,017 [groans] You... 965 00:57:38,890 --> 00:57:40,239 [loud thud] 966 00:57:41,632 --> 00:57:43,634 [seagull calling in distance] 967 00:57:49,814 --> 00:57:53,121 Morning, my wee sleepy man. 968 00:57:54,558 --> 00:57:55,907 Sit yourself doon. 969 00:57:57,256 --> 00:57:59,388 I'll fix you some breakfast. 970 00:57:59,432 --> 00:58:02,130 Ooh... [grunts] 971 00:58:02,174 --> 00:58:04,176 Big boy. [inhales sharply] 972 00:58:04,219 --> 00:58:05,656 Now eat up. 973 00:58:05,699 --> 00:58:08,093 You'll need your strength. 974 00:58:08,136 --> 00:58:10,008 Why will I need my s... 975 00:58:10,051 --> 00:58:11,792 Isla, why will I need my strength? 976 00:58:11,836 --> 00:58:13,402 Morning. 977 00:58:13,446 --> 00:58:15,317 I'm taking Daniel oot today. 978 00:58:15,361 --> 00:58:16,841 Lovely. Where are we off to? 979 00:58:16,884 --> 00:58:18,625 No, it's just me and Daniel. 980 00:58:18,669 --> 00:58:20,018 And me, Sandy. 981 00:58:20,061 --> 00:58:21,019 ISLA: No, you're not coming. 982 00:58:21,062 --> 00:58:22,194 Till later. 983 00:58:22,237 --> 00:58:23,500 At all. 984 00:58:23,543 --> 00:58:25,153 What am I doing? 985 00:58:25,197 --> 00:58:26,938 Whatever you want, but I'm spending time wi' Daniel. 986 00:58:26,981 --> 00:58:28,200 I want to spend time with Daniel. 987 00:58:28,243 --> 00:58:29,418 Well, he's spending time with me. 988 00:58:29,462 --> 00:58:30,811 I can spend time with both of you. 989 00:58:30,855 --> 00:58:33,031 -ISLA: No, you can't. -Okay. 990 00:58:33,074 --> 00:58:36,948 Hold on. So you're spending time together withoot me? 991 00:58:38,732 --> 00:58:40,342 [scoffs] 992 00:58:40,386 --> 00:58:41,561 What are you gonna do? 993 00:58:41,605 --> 00:58:43,650 None of your business. 994 00:58:43,694 --> 00:58:45,522 Oh, no, no, no, no, I don't like this at all. 995 00:58:45,565 --> 00:58:47,567 You'll be fine. 996 00:58:47,611 --> 00:58:51,702 Go throw rocks, catch some birds or sing a song. 997 00:58:51,745 --> 00:58:54,487 You don't need us to keep you busy. Come on. 998 00:58:54,531 --> 00:58:55,706 Come on. 999 00:58:55,749 --> 00:58:57,011 DANIEL: Uh, bye. 1000 00:58:58,883 --> 00:59:00,885 ♪ ♪ 1001 00:59:02,147 --> 00:59:03,931 [worried]: Oh... 1002 00:59:13,811 --> 00:59:16,117 ♪ ♪ 1003 00:59:25,649 --> 00:59:27,564 -[shouts] -[screams, laughs] 1004 00:59:31,785 --> 00:59:34,962 If you hate this job, why do you do it? 1005 00:59:35,006 --> 00:59:36,529 I don't hate it. 1006 00:59:36,573 --> 00:59:37,617 -You... -No. 1007 00:59:37,661 --> 00:59:38,966 Sometimes, when I feel like 1008 00:59:39,010 --> 00:59:41,360 I'm actually helping people, you know? 1009 00:59:41,403 --> 00:59:44,145 Well, it seems awfy daft to be... 1010 00:59:44,189 --> 00:59:46,234 spend your life feeling miserable. 1011 00:59:47,279 --> 00:59:48,628 Well, you're pretty wise 1012 00:59:48,672 --> 00:59:50,369 for someone who dresses up as a bird. 1013 00:59:50,412 --> 00:59:51,849 Do you have a woman? 1014 00:59:55,287 --> 00:59:56,375 What? 1015 00:59:58,464 --> 01:00:01,989 [seagulls squawking aggressively] 1016 01:00:02,033 --> 01:00:03,774 We've wandered into their nesting grounds. 1017 01:00:03,817 --> 01:00:06,254 [seagulls shrieking] 1018 01:00:06,298 --> 01:00:09,170 Jesus Christ. What-what's wrong with these birds? 1019 01:00:11,520 --> 01:00:13,174 They think we're after their eggs. 1020 01:00:13,218 --> 01:00:15,263 Wha... But I'm vegan. 1021 01:00:18,223 --> 01:00:20,791 -Go! -I'm vegan. I'm-I'm vegan. 1022 01:00:20,834 --> 01:00:23,881 -I'm vegan! -[shrieking continues] 1023 01:00:23,924 --> 01:00:25,578 Stop. No, I need to... I've got to stop. 1024 01:00:25,622 --> 01:00:27,362 -Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. -No, no, no, it's okay. 1025 01:00:27,406 --> 01:00:28,537 No, it's okay. 1026 01:00:28,581 --> 01:00:31,453 -Oh, God. -[both panting] 1027 01:00:31,497 --> 01:00:35,849 I just threw half of next season's crop away. 1028 01:00:35,893 --> 01:00:37,851 No, no, I'm... I'm glad you did. 1029 01:00:37,895 --> 01:00:41,463 It was getting a bit Hitchcock back there. 1030 01:00:41,507 --> 01:00:42,769 A bit what? 1031 01:00:44,205 --> 01:00:47,426 -Hitchcock. -Hitchcock. Hitchcock. 1032 01:00:47,469 --> 01:00:49,428 [chuckles] 1033 01:00:49,471 --> 01:00:50,951 I like your words. 1034 01:00:52,910 --> 01:00:54,520 They make me feel like... 1035 01:00:56,217 --> 01:01:00,526 ...there's sunshine in my bones. 1036 01:01:00,569 --> 01:01:03,703 Oh. Thanks. 1037 01:01:03,747 --> 01:01:05,618 Uh, I like the way that you've survived 1038 01:01:05,662 --> 01:01:07,751 on an island for 30 years. 1039 01:01:12,669 --> 01:01:14,671 ♪ ♪ 1040 01:01:18,544 --> 01:01:20,633 [both breathing heavily] 1041 01:01:25,507 --> 01:01:27,031 CALUM [in distance]: Hello! 1042 01:01:28,249 --> 01:01:29,860 Wait, what? 1043 01:01:29,903 --> 01:01:32,427 -Why did you stop? -What's... What's that? 1044 01:01:32,471 --> 01:01:34,647 CALUM: Is anybody there?! 1045 01:01:34,691 --> 01:01:37,519 Oh. Oh, that's just another incomer. 1046 01:01:37,563 --> 01:01:39,304 -What? Really? -CALUM: Hello! 1047 01:01:39,347 --> 01:01:41,959 Yeah. I caught him last night. 1048 01:01:42,002 --> 01:01:44,135 He tried to attack me, so I just cracked his skull 1049 01:01:44,178 --> 01:01:45,919 and tied him up. [sighs] 1050 01:01:45,963 --> 01:01:47,791 Well, what are you gonna do with him? 1051 01:01:47,834 --> 01:01:50,619 Well, I can't just free him, 'cause he'll bring more. 1052 01:01:50,663 --> 01:01:52,578 CALUM: Hello! 1053 01:01:52,621 --> 01:01:54,623 I could just let him starve. 1054 01:01:55,886 --> 01:01:57,975 Oh, speaking of starving, 1055 01:01:58,018 --> 01:01:59,716 Sandy will need his afternoon snack. 1056 01:02:01,152 --> 01:02:02,196 Come on. 1057 01:02:03,415 --> 01:02:04,895 -This way. -Okay. 1058 01:02:04,938 --> 01:02:06,940 ♪ ♪ 1059 01:02:21,694 --> 01:02:23,740 [creaking] 1060 01:02:25,872 --> 01:02:27,439 Calum? 1061 01:02:27,482 --> 01:02:28,832 [whispers]: Daniel! 1062 01:02:28,875 --> 01:02:31,878 Why are you... Wha... What happened? 1063 01:02:31,922 --> 01:02:34,446 Quick, there's a crowbar in that bag. 1064 01:02:36,187 --> 01:02:39,364 -Careful with that urine. -God. 1065 01:02:40,887 --> 01:02:42,236 Why have you got urine? 1066 01:02:42,280 --> 01:02:43,585 Urine can stave off dehydration 1067 01:02:43,629 --> 01:02:45,109 in survival situations. 1068 01:02:45,152 --> 01:02:46,893 You can't have been here that long. 1069 01:02:46,937 --> 01:02:48,721 What, so I'm just supposed to wait till I'm dying of thirst 1070 01:02:48,765 --> 01:02:51,071 before I drink my own urine? Is that it, Daniel? 1071 01:02:51,115 --> 01:02:53,378 That seems like the only time you should do that. 1072 01:02:53,421 --> 01:02:54,596 Yes. 1073 01:02:54,640 --> 01:02:56,076 Crowbar! 1074 01:02:56,120 --> 01:02:57,686 Right. 1075 01:02:57,730 --> 01:02:58,775 Oh. 1076 01:03:04,606 --> 01:03:05,999 God. 1077 01:03:06,043 --> 01:03:07,522 Come on! 1078 01:03:13,006 --> 01:03:14,747 Hang on. 1079 01:03:14,791 --> 01:03:17,054 You arrived here yesterday. 1080 01:03:17,097 --> 01:03:19,578 Did you bring this urine with you? 1081 01:03:19,621 --> 01:03:22,059 I had to fill them whilst I was hydrated, didn't I? 1082 01:03:22,102 --> 01:03:23,582 If I wait till I'm dehydrated, 1083 01:03:23,625 --> 01:03:25,410 I won't have the fluids to fill them with. 1084 01:03:25,453 --> 01:03:27,194 So I filled them up at home and brought the urine with me. 1085 01:03:27,238 --> 01:03:28,500 What's the problem, Daniel? 1086 01:03:29,806 --> 01:03:31,590 Why didn't you just bring water? 1087 01:03:33,548 --> 01:03:36,203 So, this is a sensitive situation. 1088 01:03:36,247 --> 01:03:38,727 You see, I've made some pretty good inroads with the tenants. 1089 01:03:38,771 --> 01:03:41,295 Oh, Daniel. Oh, no. 1090 01:03:41,339 --> 01:03:43,167 You've let them get into your head, haven't ya? 1091 01:03:43,210 --> 01:03:45,169 Right, you sit tight, okay? 1092 01:03:45,212 --> 01:03:47,606 -No. -I'll be back in good time. 1093 01:03:47,649 --> 01:03:49,434 At least pass me some urine! 1094 01:03:49,477 --> 01:03:50,478 Bye, now. 1095 01:03:50,522 --> 01:03:52,306 [door closes] 1096 01:03:52,350 --> 01:03:55,222 ♪ ♪ 1097 01:04:05,450 --> 01:04:06,930 What are you doing? 1098 01:04:06,973 --> 01:04:09,236 I'm making myself look nice. 1099 01:04:11,935 --> 01:04:13,806 Well, you look like an idiot. 1100 01:04:13,850 --> 01:04:16,330 I don't have time for this. 1101 01:04:16,374 --> 01:04:18,028 Daniel and I are having a romance. 1102 01:04:18,071 --> 01:04:20,465 -No, you're not. -We are. 1103 01:04:20,508 --> 01:04:23,685 I touched his face, and I rubbed myself on him, 1104 01:04:23,729 --> 01:04:26,471 and it was beautiful. 1105 01:04:26,514 --> 01:04:30,257 I rubbed myself on Daniel, too, when we did the trials. 1106 01:04:30,301 --> 01:04:32,912 Yeah, well, that's not real romance, is it? 1107 01:04:32,956 --> 01:04:34,871 When I rubbed myself on him, he liked it. 1108 01:04:34,914 --> 01:04:38,178 Daniel gave me a banana! 1109 01:04:38,222 --> 01:04:39,527 Hmm. Did he give you banana? 1110 01:04:39,571 --> 01:04:41,442 It's my romance! 1111 01:04:41,486 --> 01:04:43,270 Not yours. 1112 01:04:43,314 --> 01:04:45,359 I finally got something for me, 1113 01:04:45,403 --> 01:04:48,667 and the best thing is it doesn't involve you. 1114 01:04:49,842 --> 01:04:51,539 I don't like you being like this. 1115 01:04:51,583 --> 01:04:53,933 Yeah, well, I'm tired of hearing about what you like. 1116 01:04:53,977 --> 01:04:56,980 30 years, I've done everything for you. 1117 01:04:57,023 --> 01:04:59,156 Well, now it's time for me to have what I want, 1118 01:04:59,199 --> 01:05:00,766 and I want a life wi' Daniel, 1119 01:05:00,809 --> 01:05:03,725 and I don't want you to be a part of it. 1120 01:05:06,685 --> 01:05:08,861 -[door slams] -[breathing heavily] 1121 01:05:08,905 --> 01:05:11,516 [footsteps stomping away] 1122 01:05:18,349 --> 01:05:20,917 -Hi. Come on. -So, um... 1123 01:05:20,960 --> 01:05:23,180 -Let's go. Come on. -Listen, we... Oh. 1124 01:05:23,223 --> 01:05:24,790 -Just need to have a quick chat. -[shushing] 1125 01:05:24,833 --> 01:05:25,878 Okay. 1126 01:05:25,922 --> 01:05:27,271 Look, um... 1127 01:05:29,229 --> 01:05:31,057 I took a bit of a stroll. 1128 01:05:36,106 --> 01:05:38,543 [takes deep breath] 1129 01:05:43,852 --> 01:05:44,897 You look lovely. 1130 01:05:44,941 --> 01:05:46,290 [chuckles softly] 1131 01:05:46,333 --> 01:05:48,292 I know. [laughs] 1132 01:05:50,903 --> 01:05:54,037 These... are some bottles. 1133 01:05:54,080 --> 01:05:55,690 -[bottles clinking] -[Isla imitating clinking] 1134 01:05:55,734 --> 01:05:58,084 We used to burn everything that washed up onshore, 1135 01:05:58,128 --> 01:06:00,913 but I was just curious about what it all was. 1136 01:06:02,262 --> 01:06:04,351 Like this thing. 1137 01:06:04,395 --> 01:06:05,831 -Oh. -This... 1138 01:06:05,874 --> 01:06:07,528 -Jesus Christ. -Yeah. 1139 01:06:07,572 --> 01:06:08,790 I think it's a weapon. 1140 01:06:08,834 --> 01:06:10,967 I wouldn't touch that. 1141 01:06:12,185 --> 01:06:13,317 Stretchy. 1142 01:06:14,231 --> 01:06:15,232 What's that? 1143 01:06:17,190 --> 01:06:19,932 ISLA: Oh, that's my mum's old stuff. 1144 01:06:19,976 --> 01:06:21,151 DANIEL: Is this her? 1145 01:06:21,194 --> 01:06:22,674 ISLA: Mm-hmm. 1146 01:06:22,717 --> 01:06:24,676 She was from the mainland. 1147 01:06:26,939 --> 01:06:29,768 She used to go back from time to time. 1148 01:06:29,811 --> 01:06:31,596 My dad didn't like it. 1149 01:06:35,339 --> 01:06:36,514 How did she die? 1150 01:06:36,557 --> 01:06:37,863 She was poorly. 1151 01:06:39,517 --> 01:06:41,301 She said to Dad that she had to go back 1152 01:06:41,345 --> 01:06:43,129 to the mainland for help. 1153 01:06:44,435 --> 01:06:46,872 He didn't want her to leave. 1154 01:06:46,915 --> 01:06:49,527 Then it got worse. 1155 01:06:49,570 --> 01:06:52,791 And she went away, and we never saw her again. 1156 01:06:54,271 --> 01:06:55,750 Hmm. 1157 01:06:55,794 --> 01:06:57,361 Dad said if she hadn't left the island, 1158 01:06:57,404 --> 01:06:59,580 she'd probably still be alive. 1159 01:07:01,147 --> 01:07:02,714 And he burnt our boat that night. 1160 01:07:02,757 --> 01:07:05,064 And then the next morning, we started training. 1161 01:07:06,326 --> 01:07:08,067 Guard the isle. 1162 01:07:08,111 --> 01:07:09,938 Allow no incomer. [chuckles] 1163 01:07:11,201 --> 01:07:12,376 Survive. 1164 01:07:15,814 --> 01:07:17,772 We should probably talk about the guy you've got tied 1165 01:07:17,816 --> 01:07:19,731 -to a radiator. -Let's get married. 1166 01:07:19,774 --> 01:07:20,819 [breath trembles] 1167 01:07:22,255 --> 01:07:24,388 -What? -[breathing shakily] 1168 01:07:24,431 --> 01:07:27,347 It's-it's... No, it's quite suitable. 1169 01:07:27,391 --> 01:07:29,523 You're... you're an islander now. 1170 01:07:30,611 --> 01:07:33,310 And we can start a family. 1171 01:07:33,353 --> 01:07:38,750 And we can tell stories here forever on Auk Isle. 1172 01:07:40,099 --> 01:07:42,145 You... you want me to stay here? 1173 01:07:42,188 --> 01:07:43,363 Aye. 1174 01:07:44,495 --> 01:07:46,801 And I'll bear you 12 children. 1175 01:07:46,845 --> 01:07:48,455 -12? -Well, we're bound to lose 1176 01:07:48,499 --> 01:07:51,023 some of them to starvation or wind. 1177 01:07:51,067 --> 01:07:53,025 And then a seal could eat a baby while we slept. 1178 01:07:53,069 --> 01:07:54,940 And Sandy will probably kill one, so... 1179 01:07:54,983 --> 01:07:56,507 Uh, Isla, you... 1180 01:07:57,769 --> 01:07:59,423 ...you can't stay here. 1181 01:08:00,859 --> 01:08:03,253 What? Why? 1182 01:08:03,296 --> 01:08:05,603 'Cause you should come to the mainland with me. 1183 01:08:07,170 --> 01:08:08,997 You'd love it. 1184 01:08:09,041 --> 01:08:11,043 There's so much there for you. There's so much more. 1185 01:08:11,087 --> 01:08:13,393 There's more people than you can imagine. 1186 01:08:13,437 --> 01:08:14,786 There's... they've got more stories 1187 01:08:14,829 --> 01:08:16,440 than you could ever hope to hear. 1188 01:08:16,483 --> 01:08:19,138 And you could even... you could tell your stories. 1189 01:08:19,182 --> 01:08:20,879 And they're brilliant. People would love them. 1190 01:08:20,922 --> 01:08:23,142 -People would love you. -[chuckles] 1191 01:08:23,186 --> 01:08:25,666 Trust me. People would love you. 1192 01:08:25,710 --> 01:08:27,755 You could... you'd be... 1193 01:08:30,280 --> 01:08:31,716 You'd be happy there. 1194 01:08:35,763 --> 01:08:37,417 Are you happy? 1195 01:08:40,942 --> 01:08:42,770 -On the mainland? -Mm-hmm. 1196 01:08:45,686 --> 01:08:47,906 Well... are you? 1197 01:08:52,476 --> 01:08:54,608 -Yes. -[inhales sharply] 1198 01:08:55,957 --> 01:08:59,135 You come in here to my mystery hutch, 1199 01:08:59,178 --> 01:09:01,354 a place of wonder 1200 01:09:01,398 --> 01:09:04,009 and questions and curious beauty, 1201 01:09:04,052 --> 01:09:06,881 and you just... y-you spill your lies 1202 01:09:06,925 --> 01:09:09,884 all over the floor like spoiled oats! 1203 01:09:09,928 --> 01:09:12,583 Isla, you can't just live on an island forever 1204 01:09:12,626 --> 01:09:14,411 telling stories and violently assaulting 1205 01:09:14,454 --> 01:09:15,934 anyone who washes up onshore. 1206 01:09:15,977 --> 01:09:18,328 Get out! Out! 1207 01:09:18,371 --> 01:09:22,984 There is no place for you here and your rotten oat lies! 1208 01:09:26,945 --> 01:09:30,078 [Isla scoffs, sighs] 1209 01:09:38,435 --> 01:09:41,046 Stupid Daniel, stupid words. 1210 01:09:41,089 --> 01:09:43,179 Everything he says is stupid. 1211 01:09:46,965 --> 01:09:49,663 ♪ ♪ 1212 01:10:03,590 --> 01:10:05,592 ♪ ♪ 1213 01:10:09,509 --> 01:10:11,946 [pants, grunts] 1214 01:10:11,990 --> 01:10:14,471 [yells in pain, grunts] 1215 01:10:14,514 --> 01:10:17,038 We'll smash your skull like a bird's egg! 1216 01:10:17,082 --> 01:10:19,954 Roz, send the evac crew. 1217 01:10:19,998 --> 01:10:22,000 [breathes sharply] 1218 01:10:22,043 --> 01:10:24,916 [mumbling] 1219 01:10:28,049 --> 01:10:29,137 Sandy. 1220 01:10:29,181 --> 01:10:30,835 What's wrong? 1221 01:10:32,445 --> 01:10:33,664 I love you. 1222 01:10:34,665 --> 01:10:36,493 But you don't love me. 1223 01:10:37,929 --> 01:10:40,236 You love Isla. 1224 01:10:40,279 --> 01:10:43,326 Nobody loves Sandy, and I don't want to be alone, 1225 01:10:43,369 --> 01:10:47,330 so I've decided that the best thing for me to do is 1226 01:10:47,373 --> 01:10:50,507 to squeeze the life out of you and eat your dead body. 1227 01:10:50,550 --> 01:10:52,900 [chuckles] What? 1228 01:10:52,944 --> 01:10:54,989 Then you'll be a part of me forever, 1229 01:10:55,033 --> 01:10:57,078 and Isla won't have you for herself. 1230 01:10:58,558 --> 01:11:00,212 No. No, no, no, no. 1231 01:11:00,256 --> 01:11:02,083 -Sandy, wait. Wait. No, no. -It's okay. It's okay. 1232 01:11:02,127 --> 01:11:03,346 -No, no. -It's okay. 1233 01:11:03,389 --> 01:11:05,696 I-I've never eaten a person before, 1234 01:11:05,739 --> 01:11:08,655 but I'm fairly sure I'll be able to hear your thoughts, 1235 01:11:08,699 --> 01:11:10,222 so you won't be lonely. 1236 01:11:10,266 --> 01:11:13,225 -Sandy, I said no. No! -[shushing] 1237 01:11:13,269 --> 01:11:15,096 It's okay. 1238 01:11:15,140 --> 01:11:18,099 -[Sandy shushing] -[choking] 1239 01:11:18,143 --> 01:11:19,666 Just relax. 1240 01:11:20,754 --> 01:11:22,495 We'll be together soon. 1241 01:11:22,539 --> 01:11:24,454 [strained grunting] 1242 01:11:26,543 --> 01:11:27,892 [door opens] 1243 01:11:29,023 --> 01:11:30,198 [gasping] 1244 01:11:30,242 --> 01:11:31,330 CALUM: They're coming! 1245 01:11:32,984 --> 01:11:34,464 They're on their way! 1246 01:11:37,205 --> 01:11:38,816 Soon you'll experience the might 1247 01:11:38,859 --> 01:11:42,080 of the North Eastern Scottish Council. 1248 01:11:42,123 --> 01:11:44,256 [grunts, laughs] 1249 01:11:51,437 --> 01:11:52,699 What happened? 1250 01:11:52,743 --> 01:11:54,222 Who was that? 1251 01:11:54,266 --> 01:11:56,486 Another incomer. [sniffs] 1252 01:11:56,529 --> 01:11:57,704 I tied him up. 1253 01:11:57,748 --> 01:11:59,793 Hold on. 1254 01:11:59,837 --> 01:12:03,493 You had another incomer in here all to yourself? 1255 01:12:03,536 --> 01:12:05,712 Were you romancing him as well? 1256 01:12:05,756 --> 01:12:07,845 Sandy. 1257 01:12:07,888 --> 01:12:09,586 It wasn't like that! 1258 01:12:09,629 --> 01:12:12,284 Wait, wait, Sandy. The incomer... 1259 01:12:12,328 --> 01:12:14,721 He's bringing more. They're coming! 1260 01:12:14,765 --> 01:12:16,288 Sandy! 1261 01:12:16,332 --> 01:12:18,159 DANIEL: He tried to kill me. 1262 01:12:19,378 --> 01:12:20,423 Isla. 1263 01:12:21,859 --> 01:12:23,295 He tried to kill me. 1264 01:12:27,473 --> 01:12:28,692 All right. 1265 01:12:30,171 --> 01:12:32,173 The sooner you both get off this island, the better. 1266 01:12:32,217 --> 01:12:34,132 Aye, away you go. Back to the... 1267 01:12:34,175 --> 01:12:36,613 Back to the mainland where... where you're all sad and alone. 1268 01:12:36,656 --> 01:12:39,006 And I'm not leaving! 1269 01:12:39,050 --> 01:12:41,226 My mum died because she went there. 1270 01:12:41,269 --> 01:12:43,402 No, she died because she stayed here. 1271 01:12:45,970 --> 01:12:48,364 Maybe if your mum was able to get help sooner, 1272 01:12:48,407 --> 01:12:49,887 she might have lived. 1273 01:12:49,930 --> 01:12:52,933 No. No, she wouldn't, because... 1274 01:12:52,977 --> 01:12:56,459 -because my dad said... -No, your dad was mental! 1275 01:12:56,502 --> 01:13:00,463 People don't give themselves to the sea. 1276 01:13:00,506 --> 01:13:02,987 I'm sorry, Isla, but I don't think he told you the truth 1277 01:13:03,030 --> 01:13:04,423 about a lot of things. 1278 01:13:04,467 --> 01:13:06,469 ♪ ♪ 1279 01:13:12,823 --> 01:13:14,346 [sighs] 1280 01:13:19,960 --> 01:13:22,963 [breathing heavily] 1281 01:13:28,316 --> 01:13:29,492 [sniffles] 1282 01:13:36,847 --> 01:13:39,023 [breathes shakily] 1283 01:13:46,204 --> 01:13:48,249 ♪ ♪ 1284 01:13:56,127 --> 01:14:00,087 FIN MAN: That's it. There ye go. 1285 01:14:00,131 --> 01:14:04,440 Might be a wee bit cold at first, but... that'll pass. 1286 01:14:06,572 --> 01:14:10,446 Soon... you'll be all warm and comfy. 1287 01:14:12,926 --> 01:14:16,930 No need to worry about food or Sandy or... 1288 01:14:16,974 --> 01:14:19,977 incomers taking your isle. 1289 01:14:27,898 --> 01:14:30,814 [sighs] It's what your father would have wanted. 1290 01:14:41,912 --> 01:14:43,653 What aboot what I wanted? 1291 01:14:46,830 --> 01:14:48,571 [sniffles] 1292 01:14:48,614 --> 01:14:51,182 'Cause maybe I didn't want to stay here. 1293 01:14:54,577 --> 01:14:56,361 Maybe I wanted my dad. 1294 01:14:57,405 --> 01:15:00,104 Ah, you know the deal, puffin. 1295 01:15:00,147 --> 01:15:03,934 Every generation, one of you must gi' yerselves to the sea. 1296 01:15:03,977 --> 01:15:05,283 To me. 1297 01:15:05,326 --> 01:15:07,154 But that's not true. 1298 01:15:07,198 --> 01:15:08,939 [breathes shakily] 1299 01:15:08,982 --> 01:15:10,331 Is it? 1300 01:15:15,249 --> 01:15:17,208 That's just a story. 1301 01:15:17,251 --> 01:15:18,992 [hisses] 1302 01:15:20,167 --> 01:15:22,866 You cannae hide fae this. 1303 01:15:22,909 --> 01:15:25,172 One day you will step in the water 1304 01:15:25,216 --> 01:15:27,610 just like your father did! 1305 01:15:27,653 --> 01:15:29,394 You owe me! 1306 01:15:29,437 --> 01:15:32,266 And you'll pay the price! 1307 01:15:32,310 --> 01:15:35,835 You must pay the price! 1308 01:15:35,879 --> 01:15:37,881 ♪ ♪ 1309 01:15:39,926 --> 01:15:41,537 CALUM: Come on. 1310 01:15:44,278 --> 01:15:45,802 Come on! 1311 01:15:48,413 --> 01:15:50,458 -Come on. -[rocks clattering] 1312 01:15:50,502 --> 01:15:53,461 [hypnotic singing] 1313 01:16:07,867 --> 01:16:09,608 [sighs] 1314 01:16:22,447 --> 01:16:24,231 [knocking on door] 1315 01:16:24,275 --> 01:16:26,233 [door opens] 1316 01:16:31,891 --> 01:16:34,633 ISLA: I know you're upset wi' me. 1317 01:16:44,121 --> 01:16:45,165 Uh... 1318 01:16:46,645 --> 01:16:48,299 I think I've been... 1319 01:16:50,649 --> 01:16:53,696 ...hearing the wrong stories. 1320 01:16:53,739 --> 01:16:57,613 I've been listening to the incomer with his shiny words 1321 01:16:57,656 --> 01:17:02,618 comin' oot his... stupid kissy lips. 1322 01:17:05,055 --> 01:17:06,752 And I've... 1323 01:17:06,796 --> 01:17:10,060 I've forgot what's... kept us safe. 1324 01:17:13,411 --> 01:17:14,630 I'm sorry. 1325 01:17:17,415 --> 01:17:19,591 I was being stupid. 1326 01:17:22,681 --> 01:17:24,291 I was being stupid as well. 1327 01:17:27,294 --> 01:17:28,861 I tried to murder Daniel 1328 01:17:28,905 --> 01:17:31,647 so I could eat his body and hear his thoughts. 1329 01:17:34,127 --> 01:17:36,477 I don't know if I do really love him. 1330 01:17:37,957 --> 01:17:40,568 I think I just want to look at his bum. 1331 01:17:51,492 --> 01:17:52,624 Here. 1332 01:17:52,668 --> 01:17:53,712 [gasps] 1333 01:17:53,756 --> 01:17:55,583 Be careful wi' it. 1334 01:17:55,627 --> 01:17:57,673 ♪ ♪ 1335 01:18:08,553 --> 01:18:09,772 [sighs] 1336 01:18:09,815 --> 01:18:11,904 CALUM: Roz. Roz, I'm here! 1337 01:18:15,865 --> 01:18:17,214 ROZ: What are you doing? 1338 01:18:17,257 --> 01:18:18,868 Where are your clothes? 1339 01:18:18,911 --> 01:18:22,436 Well, this is... tactical camouflage. 1340 01:18:23,742 --> 01:18:25,483 [sniffs] 1341 01:18:25,526 --> 01:18:27,137 Hey, Roz. 1342 01:18:28,225 --> 01:18:29,835 Just take me to the squatters. 1343 01:18:29,879 --> 01:18:31,663 Maybe we should talk about how to... 1344 01:18:31,707 --> 01:18:33,143 ROZ: Now. 1345 01:18:34,535 --> 01:18:36,842 SANDY: There's an awfy lot of them. 1346 01:18:36,886 --> 01:18:38,975 ISLA: We'll have to split them up. 1347 01:18:39,018 --> 01:18:40,541 What aboot Daniel? 1348 01:18:44,415 --> 01:18:46,156 He's just another incomer. 1349 01:18:49,942 --> 01:18:53,729 So, I set an ambush, but she countered my ambush. 1350 01:18:53,772 --> 01:18:56,035 My guard was off. Anyway, I set a second ambush. 1351 01:18:56,079 --> 01:18:57,297 All right. 1352 01:18:57,341 --> 01:18:58,777 The second ambush was successful. 1353 01:18:58,821 --> 01:19:00,039 You see, ambushes are like anything else. 1354 01:19:00,083 --> 01:19:01,301 -Mm-hmm. -The more you ambush, 1355 01:19:01,345 --> 01:19:02,650 the better you get. 1356 01:19:02,694 --> 01:19:05,697 [Isla squawks loudly] 1357 01:19:07,743 --> 01:19:10,876 Was that a person dressed as a bird? 1358 01:19:10,920 --> 01:19:13,923 That is one of the island residents, yes. 1359 01:19:15,446 --> 01:19:17,491 Okay. [snaps fingers] 1360 01:19:17,535 --> 01:19:19,406 No. No, wait. 1361 01:19:19,450 --> 01:19:21,104 No, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. 1362 01:19:21,147 --> 01:19:22,845 This is... this is their home. 1363 01:19:22,888 --> 01:19:24,324 These are illegal tenants 1364 01:19:24,368 --> 01:19:26,109 that will be removed from this island 1365 01:19:26,152 --> 01:19:28,502 if we have to drag them off, squawking, by their wings. 1366 01:19:28,546 --> 01:19:31,375 With respect, Roz, you have a duty of care to... 1367 01:19:31,418 --> 01:19:33,725 I don't know what I was thinking sending you. 1368 01:19:33,769 --> 01:19:38,251 You are an itchy wee man with weak, noodly muscles. 1369 01:19:38,295 --> 01:19:39,949 I don't see what my appearance has to... 1370 01:19:39,992 --> 01:19:42,038 If you're not gonna help us, then move aside. 1371 01:19:43,517 --> 01:19:45,563 ♪ ♪ 1372 01:19:54,485 --> 01:19:57,488 [Sandy squawks] 1373 01:19:57,531 --> 01:20:00,012 [Isla squawks] 1374 01:20:00,056 --> 01:20:02,362 [knocking] 1375 01:20:06,671 --> 01:20:08,891 [objects clinking softly] 1376 01:20:17,160 --> 01:20:18,944 [clinking continues] 1377 01:20:20,467 --> 01:20:22,165 [sucks loudly on vape] 1378 01:20:23,470 --> 01:20:24,994 -Ah, that's nice. Mm. -Yeah. 1379 01:20:25,037 --> 01:20:26,386 I made it myself. 1380 01:20:26,430 --> 01:20:28,171 It's pretty easy when you know how. 1381 01:20:28,214 --> 01:20:31,957 All you need is, uh, a bathtub and something to infuse. 1382 01:20:32,001 --> 01:20:34,003 Hmm. I can make chicken wings, 1383 01:20:34,046 --> 01:20:37,354 sausage, beef stroganoff, beef... 1384 01:20:37,397 --> 01:20:39,573 Bolognese, um... 1385 01:20:39,617 --> 01:20:41,445 SANDY [singsongy]: Hello! 1386 01:20:41,488 --> 01:20:43,273 Over here. 1387 01:20:43,316 --> 01:20:45,014 Who's that? 1388 01:20:45,057 --> 01:20:47,668 SANDY: It's me, a tiny man. 1389 01:20:47,712 --> 01:20:49,192 Kev, is that you? 1390 01:20:49,235 --> 01:20:50,846 You're supposed to be checking the hoose. 1391 01:20:50,889 --> 01:20:53,979 SANDY: It's not Kev. It's a tiny man. 1392 01:20:54,023 --> 01:20:57,678 And I've got bananas. 1393 01:21:06,557 --> 01:21:07,863 [thud] 1394 01:21:11,083 --> 01:21:12,955 Tam, you all right? 1395 01:21:17,568 --> 01:21:18,699 Tam? 1396 01:21:29,841 --> 01:21:32,496 [hypnotic singing] 1397 01:21:37,980 --> 01:21:39,982 ♪ ♪ 1398 01:21:53,212 --> 01:21:54,779 [screams] 1399 01:21:54,822 --> 01:21:56,128 [thud] 1400 01:21:56,172 --> 01:21:58,478 [objects clinking softly] 1401 01:22:07,487 --> 01:22:09,881 [clinking continues] 1402 01:22:14,930 --> 01:22:17,976 [breathing shakily] 1403 01:22:18,020 --> 01:22:21,371 -Who did this to you? -[Isla squawking fiercely] 1404 01:22:21,414 --> 01:22:22,676 Get her! 1405 01:22:22,720 --> 01:22:24,765 ♪ ♪ 1406 01:22:26,071 --> 01:22:27,072 Stop! 1407 01:22:28,334 --> 01:22:29,466 [squawks] 1408 01:22:30,815 --> 01:22:32,686 [grunting] 1409 01:22:32,730 --> 01:22:34,297 [squawks] 1410 01:22:40,564 --> 01:22:45,569 You shall not pass! 1411 01:22:49,181 --> 01:22:51,357 [grunting] 1412 01:22:51,401 --> 01:22:53,664 [Sandy yells] 1413 01:22:55,535 --> 01:22:56,580 [groans] 1414 01:22:59,017 --> 01:23:00,976 ISLA: Sandy! 1415 01:23:03,239 --> 01:23:05,502 [yelps, yells] 1416 01:23:05,545 --> 01:23:07,199 Don't touch my sister! 1417 01:23:07,243 --> 01:23:10,159 [strained grunting] 1418 01:23:15,555 --> 01:23:18,428 [Daniel squawking fiercely nearby] 1419 01:23:21,605 --> 01:23:24,173 ["Opera de Romanci - II Embrace" by Virgin Black playing] 1420 01:23:41,538 --> 01:23:43,540 [music intensifies] 1421 01:23:45,324 --> 01:23:46,456 Daniel? 1422 01:23:46,499 --> 01:23:49,676 [squawks fiercely] 1423 01:23:54,420 --> 01:23:56,248 What on earth are you doing? 1424 01:24:22,492 --> 01:24:24,059 [song fades] 1425 01:24:24,102 --> 01:24:26,235 [seagulls screeching in distance] 1426 01:24:31,849 --> 01:24:33,111 [squawks] 1427 01:24:33,155 --> 01:24:34,808 [screeching continues] 1428 01:24:34,852 --> 01:24:36,854 [frantic chatter, screaming] 1429 01:24:38,812 --> 01:24:41,380 [grunting] 1430 01:24:41,424 --> 01:24:43,426 [screaming] 1431 01:24:54,524 --> 01:24:56,874 [screaming] 1432 01:24:58,571 --> 01:24:59,877 [grunts] 1433 01:25:00,834 --> 01:25:02,662 Get off me! 1434 01:25:02,706 --> 01:25:04,273 [screaming] 1435 01:25:04,316 --> 01:25:06,536 Get off my hand! Get off my hand! 1436 01:25:11,671 --> 01:25:13,978 [squawking fiercely] 1437 01:25:14,021 --> 01:25:15,980 Come on. Come on. 1438 01:25:16,023 --> 01:25:18,113 Come on, come on, come on! 1439 01:25:18,156 --> 01:25:20,115 -Come on. -[groaning] 1440 01:25:20,158 --> 01:25:21,464 To the hoose! 1441 01:25:21,507 --> 01:25:22,682 Go! 1442 01:25:22,726 --> 01:25:23,901 ROZ: Get them! 1443 01:25:23,944 --> 01:25:25,990 ♪ ♪ 1444 01:25:27,339 --> 01:25:29,341 [panting] 1445 01:25:30,386 --> 01:25:31,909 What? What is it? 1446 01:25:36,174 --> 01:25:37,480 Stay inside. 1447 01:25:37,523 --> 01:25:39,525 What? 1448 01:25:44,487 --> 01:25:46,445 Come on. Come on. 1449 01:25:48,882 --> 01:25:50,928 ♪ ♪ 1450 01:26:05,595 --> 01:26:06,770 Daniel. 1451 01:26:08,598 --> 01:26:10,295 What the hell are you wearing? 1452 01:26:10,339 --> 01:26:13,559 Oh, um, it's from the Trials of the Gull. 1453 01:26:14,995 --> 01:26:16,606 It's an ancient initiation ceremony, uh... 1454 01:26:16,649 --> 01:26:17,781 Oh, shut up. 1455 01:26:17,824 --> 01:26:20,218 I am embarrassed for you. 1456 01:26:20,262 --> 01:26:23,439 I'm-I'm actually... I'm embarrassed for all of us. 1457 01:26:23,482 --> 01:26:28,008 I mean, whatever this is, it's... it's weird. 1458 01:26:28,052 --> 01:26:29,967 No. 1459 01:26:30,010 --> 01:26:33,536 I've spent years thinking I'm weird 1460 01:26:33,579 --> 01:26:36,974 'cause I like wizards and writing my own fan fiction 1461 01:26:37,017 --> 01:26:39,106 about a bunch of hobbits who must defeat the Predator. 1462 01:26:39,150 --> 01:26:42,284 That is weird. They're wildly different franchises. 1463 01:26:42,327 --> 01:26:44,242 Actually, no, 'cause, technically, 1464 01:26:44,286 --> 01:26:46,026 Middle-earth is our prehistory, so it's all the same universe. 1465 01:26:46,070 --> 01:26:48,072 And, anyway, you know what? I don't care what you think. 1466 01:26:48,115 --> 01:26:50,117 I don't care what any of you think. 1467 01:26:50,161 --> 01:26:51,336 Maybe I am weird. 1468 01:26:52,381 --> 01:26:53,904 But who cares, right? 1469 01:26:53,947 --> 01:26:55,471 Come on. 1470 01:26:55,514 --> 01:26:57,821 -We're all weird. -I'm not weird. 1471 01:26:57,864 --> 01:26:59,518 You're so weird. 1472 01:26:59,562 --> 01:27:01,390 You brought four gallons of your own piss to this island. 1473 01:27:01,433 --> 01:27:03,914 It's a recognized survival technique. 1474 01:27:03,957 --> 01:27:06,482 Can we all just stop being mental? 1475 01:27:06,525 --> 01:27:08,092 And just move aside, Daniel. 1476 01:27:08,135 --> 01:27:11,226 I will not move aside. 1477 01:27:11,269 --> 01:27:12,966 We have a job to do. 1478 01:27:13,010 --> 01:27:15,795 And that job is to serve our constituents. 1479 01:27:15,839 --> 01:27:17,406 I started working for the council 1480 01:27:17,449 --> 01:27:19,408 'cause I wanted to help people. 1481 01:27:20,409 --> 01:27:22,237 But... 1482 01:27:22,280 --> 01:27:25,022 I just seem to spend all my time making their lives worse. 1483 01:27:25,065 --> 01:27:26,937 This is for their own good. 1484 01:27:26,980 --> 01:27:28,721 -DANIEL: Is it? -Uh-huh. 1485 01:27:28,765 --> 01:27:31,246 Have you asked any of them what they want? 1486 01:27:31,289 --> 01:27:32,943 Or are they just problems to be solved 1487 01:27:32,986 --> 01:27:34,727 on your way up the ladder? 1488 01:27:35,859 --> 01:27:39,166 Your approach to this is wrong. 1489 01:27:39,210 --> 01:27:41,560 And I'm pretty sure your superiors would agree with me 1490 01:27:41,604 --> 01:27:43,606 were I to share with them the fact that you sent 1491 01:27:43,649 --> 01:27:47,392 a currently suspended employee who is out of his bloody mind 1492 01:27:47,436 --> 01:27:50,526 to attack your constituents. 1493 01:27:50,569 --> 01:27:53,920 Now, I'm going in that house, 1494 01:27:53,964 --> 01:27:56,662 and all of you will wait here until I return. 1495 01:27:56,706 --> 01:27:58,229 [exhales sharply] 1496 01:28:05,410 --> 01:28:06,933 ISLA: We're not leaving. 1497 01:28:10,023 --> 01:28:11,068 Okay. 1498 01:28:11,111 --> 01:28:12,765 [breathes heavily] 1499 01:28:15,507 --> 01:28:16,987 Well, what do you mean, "Okay"? 1500 01:28:17,030 --> 01:28:18,075 DANIEL: I mean... 1501 01:28:19,424 --> 01:28:21,731 If you decide that you want to stay... 1502 01:28:23,036 --> 01:28:24,690 ...then I'll stand by you. 1503 01:28:27,389 --> 01:28:29,652 But is that what you want, Isla? 1504 01:28:31,480 --> 01:28:34,831 The mainland... it's not perfect. 1505 01:28:34,874 --> 01:28:37,747 ♪ ♪ 1506 01:28:37,790 --> 01:28:39,575 I can't tell you what to do. 1507 01:28:41,098 --> 01:28:43,535 But please don't decide because you're scared 1508 01:28:43,579 --> 01:28:46,059 of all the bad things that might happen. 1509 01:28:47,626 --> 01:28:51,717 Choose because of all the good things that could happen. 1510 01:28:52,979 --> 01:28:54,764 [chuckles] 1511 01:28:57,157 --> 01:28:58,985 [whispers]: I wish I could. 1512 01:29:00,596 --> 01:29:01,727 I do. 1513 01:29:05,165 --> 01:29:07,298 But I don't think I can. 1514 01:29:13,391 --> 01:29:14,914 DANIEL [softly]: It's all right. 1515 01:29:19,223 --> 01:29:20,355 SANDY: Isla. 1516 01:29:21,356 --> 01:29:23,227 Since Dad left, 1517 01:29:23,270 --> 01:29:26,143 you've hardly smiled even one time. 1518 01:29:27,144 --> 01:29:28,972 But since Daniel came, 1519 01:29:29,015 --> 01:29:33,411 I've seen you do at least four smiles. 1520 01:29:36,936 --> 01:29:38,373 I want you to be happy. 1521 01:29:40,940 --> 01:29:42,507 Both of you. 1522 01:29:44,291 --> 01:29:46,511 But we cannae all stay together 1523 01:29:46,555 --> 01:29:48,687 because we havenae paid the price. 1524 01:29:50,515 --> 01:29:52,561 [sighs] 1525 01:29:52,604 --> 01:29:53,736 So... 1526 01:29:56,216 --> 01:29:57,696 I know what I have to do. 1527 01:29:57,740 --> 01:29:59,959 ♪ ♪ 1528 01:30:03,485 --> 01:30:04,877 [lock clicking] 1529 01:30:06,183 --> 01:30:08,533 [breathing shakily] 1530 01:30:08,577 --> 01:30:09,665 Sandy! 1531 01:30:09,708 --> 01:30:11,710 ♪ ♪ 1532 01:30:27,291 --> 01:30:29,162 [breathing heavily] 1533 01:30:45,396 --> 01:30:47,703 ♪ ♪ 1534 01:30:47,746 --> 01:30:48,834 [echoey]: Isla! 1535 01:30:55,667 --> 01:30:57,016 [echoey]: Sandy! 1536 01:31:02,935 --> 01:31:05,198 [echoey]: Isla? Isla? 1537 01:31:24,653 --> 01:31:27,264 [gasping] 1538 01:31:30,397 --> 01:31:32,095 ISLA: No! 1539 01:31:32,138 --> 01:31:33,836 [panting] 1540 01:31:33,879 --> 01:31:35,707 -ISLA: Come on. Come on. -DANIEL: It's all right. 1541 01:31:35,751 --> 01:31:36,926 -ISLA: Come on. -DANIEL: Come on. 1542 01:31:38,971 --> 01:31:40,190 No. 1543 01:31:40,233 --> 01:31:41,931 Come on. Come on. 1544 01:31:41,974 --> 01:31:43,236 Come on. 1545 01:31:44,237 --> 01:31:46,065 Come on. Come on. 1546 01:31:46,109 --> 01:31:47,719 -He's all right. He's okay. -ISLA: It's okay. It's okay. 1547 01:31:47,763 --> 01:31:49,242 -It's okay. It's okay. -It's okay. 1548 01:31:49,286 --> 01:31:52,202 It's okay. Sandy. Sandy. Sandy. 1549 01:31:52,245 --> 01:31:54,291 Sandy, time to get up. 1550 01:31:54,334 --> 01:31:56,249 Sandy, it's time to get up. 1551 01:31:57,555 --> 01:31:59,731 Get up, Sandy. 1552 01:31:59,775 --> 01:32:00,819 Sandy, please. 1553 01:32:00,863 --> 01:32:02,168 [sniffling] 1554 01:32:02,212 --> 01:32:04,083 Please. Please. 1555 01:32:05,258 --> 01:32:06,564 Please. 1556 01:32:06,608 --> 01:32:08,392 [crying] 1557 01:32:08,435 --> 01:32:11,221 We don't... we don't need this island. 1558 01:32:18,533 --> 01:32:20,360 We don't need this island. 1559 01:32:23,973 --> 01:32:25,627 Doesn't matter where we go. 1560 01:32:28,412 --> 01:32:29,500 You're my home. 1561 01:32:33,373 --> 01:32:34,549 You're my home. 1562 01:32:43,122 --> 01:32:44,559 You're my home. 1563 01:32:50,782 --> 01:32:52,915 Right, that's enough. 1564 01:32:52,958 --> 01:32:55,439 [grunts, coughs] 1565 01:32:55,482 --> 01:32:57,963 [Sandy coughing] 1566 01:32:59,312 --> 01:33:01,532 What'd you hit me for? 1567 01:33:01,576 --> 01:33:03,447 That was for being a big idiot! 1568 01:33:07,103 --> 01:33:10,410 Tell you who is an idiot: the sea. 1569 01:33:11,673 --> 01:33:13,762 You hear that, the sea? 1570 01:33:13,805 --> 01:33:16,939 You can't even kill anyone! 1571 01:33:16,982 --> 01:33:18,288 [sniffs] 1572 01:33:18,331 --> 01:33:20,377 -Except for Dad, obviously. -Mm. 1573 01:33:22,901 --> 01:33:24,468 [Isla laughs] 1574 01:33:24,511 --> 01:33:26,426 ISLA: There was once two gulls. 1575 01:33:27,993 --> 01:33:30,430 A brother and a sister 1576 01:33:30,474 --> 01:33:33,259 who lived in a nest way out in the sea. 1577 01:33:34,609 --> 01:33:38,090 One day, the gulls met a wizard 1578 01:33:38,134 --> 01:33:40,832 from a land far away. 1579 01:33:41,877 --> 01:33:44,923 The wizard had magic powers. 1580 01:33:44,967 --> 01:33:47,578 And he wanted to take them back. 1581 01:33:51,887 --> 01:33:54,411 The brother and sister were terrible feart. 1582 01:33:56,413 --> 01:33:59,546 After all, they'd never left their nest in the sea. 1583 01:33:59,590 --> 01:34:01,505 [seagulls squawking] 1584 01:34:05,074 --> 01:34:07,380 ♪ ♪ 1585 01:34:07,424 --> 01:34:10,470 But what kind of gulls would they be... 1586 01:34:11,994 --> 01:34:14,300 ...if they didn't take flight? 1587 01:34:19,697 --> 01:34:24,006 The new land was odd and full of wonder. 1588 01:34:25,834 --> 01:34:27,444 This is it. 1589 01:34:27,487 --> 01:34:29,707 ISLA: The gulls didn't know front from back. 1590 01:34:32,928 --> 01:34:35,931 But the wizard was true to his word. 1591 01:34:35,974 --> 01:34:39,978 He found a new nest where they could always see the sea. 1592 01:34:47,638 --> 01:34:50,815 The new nest wasn't bad 1593 01:34:50,859 --> 01:34:53,035 but was needing a few wee tweaks. 1594 01:34:53,078 --> 01:34:55,124 ♪ ♪ 1595 01:35:11,618 --> 01:35:14,709 The wizard kept his job wi' the Wizard Council. 1596 01:35:14,752 --> 01:35:16,885 [muffled, indistinct chatter] 1597 01:35:18,887 --> 01:35:21,759 His evil wizard coworkers were punished 1598 01:35:21,803 --> 01:35:24,283 in an awfy serious Wizard Tribunal 1599 01:35:24,327 --> 01:35:26,416 led by Wizard HR. 1600 01:35:28,766 --> 01:35:33,118 And the brother found oot that not only was he a gull. 1601 01:35:34,380 --> 01:35:36,165 He was also a bear. 1602 01:35:39,211 --> 01:35:42,780 The sister told her tales of gulls and Fin Men. 1603 01:35:44,521 --> 01:35:48,830 Folk came from miles around to hear her. 1604 01:35:48,873 --> 01:35:53,312 "Sky blood or not, the sea remembers. 1605 01:35:53,356 --> 01:35:55,053 The sea remembers everything." 1606 01:35:55,097 --> 01:35:58,013 They said her tales were like no others. 1607 01:36:01,712 --> 01:36:04,628 And the wizard, he shared his stories, too. 1608 01:36:04,671 --> 01:36:07,457 MAN [over TV]: Gandalf? No, Gandalf! 1609 01:36:08,806 --> 01:36:10,895 ISLA: Even though his stories were, in fact, 1610 01:36:10,939 --> 01:36:13,942 stolen from other more gifted wizards. 1611 01:36:13,985 --> 01:36:15,944 That's odd. 1612 01:36:15,987 --> 01:36:18,294 I think they must have found my notebooks or something. 1613 01:36:20,818 --> 01:36:22,777 ISLA: There were times when the sister would miss 1614 01:36:22,820 --> 01:36:25,301 her nest back in the sea. 1615 01:36:27,520 --> 01:36:29,131 So she'd fly back. 1616 01:36:30,306 --> 01:36:34,049 To feel the sand on her feet 1617 01:36:34,092 --> 01:36:36,181 and the air under her wings. 1618 01:36:38,183 --> 01:36:41,447 But much as it pleased her, 1619 01:36:41,491 --> 01:36:43,493 it wasnae home anymore. 1620 01:36:45,147 --> 01:36:51,066 Once again, Auk Isle belonged to the birds. 1621 01:36:51,109 --> 01:36:55,722 Besides, the brother and sister had a new nest now. 1622 01:36:55,766 --> 01:36:58,116 Full of smiles. 1623 01:36:58,160 --> 01:37:00,423 Maybe too many smiles. 1624 01:37:00,466 --> 01:37:03,426 Mainlanders smile a lot. 1625 01:37:03,469 --> 01:37:06,037 And when her face was tired 1626 01:37:06,081 --> 01:37:08,779 from all the smiling, 1627 01:37:08,823 --> 01:37:10,955 the sister would take her leave. 1628 01:37:16,961 --> 01:37:19,529 She could do that now. 1629 01:37:19,572 --> 01:37:21,313 Now... 1630 01:37:21,357 --> 01:37:23,707 she could fly wherever she pleased. 1631 01:37:23,750 --> 01:37:25,796 ♪ ♪ 1632 01:37:59,830 --> 01:38:01,876 ♪ ♪ 1633 01:38:31,253 --> 01:38:33,690 ♪ ♪ 1634 01:38:54,711 --> 01:38:56,756 ♪ ♪ 1635 01:39:26,743 --> 01:39:28,788 ♪ ♪ 1636 01:39:58,775 --> 01:40:00,820 ♪ ♪ 1637 01:40:30,807 --> 01:40:32,852 ♪ ♪ 1638 01:41:02,839 --> 01:41:04,884 ♪ ♪ 1639 01:41:34,871 --> 01:41:36,916 ♪ ♪ 1640 01:42:06,903 --> 01:42:08,948 ♪ ♪ 1641 01:42:11,473 --> 01:42:13,475 [music ends]