1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.BZ 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.BZ 3 00:00:40,301 --> 00:00:45,088 [grandiose classical music playing] 4 00:01:56,464 --> 00:02:01,295 [music swells] 5 00:02:23,230 --> 00:02:25,406 [music concludes] 6 00:02:26,581 --> 00:02:30,367 [upbeat music playing] 7 00:02:35,981 --> 00:02:38,854 - [car horn honking] - [tires screeching] 8 00:02:46,166 --> 00:02:48,168 [indistinct chatter] 9 00:03:07,578 --> 00:03:11,278 [music builds] 10 00:04:00,370 --> 00:04:03,199 Ethan: Good evening, and... and thank you to all. 11 00:04:03,373 --> 00:04:04,853 Working in the pest control business, 12 00:04:05,027 --> 00:04:07,247 I always smell of vermin and skunk, 13 00:04:07,682 --> 00:04:09,945 so I have trouble with romance. 14 00:04:10,119 --> 00:04:12,164 The Napa Boys helped me through. 15 00:04:12,339 --> 00:04:13,688 [feedback screeching] 16 00:04:13,862 --> 00:04:15,864 Is it... Is it true you don't drink anymore? 17 00:04:16,038 --> 00:04:18,170 Miles Jr.: Um... Well, no, I... I... I don't drink wine, 18 00:04:18,345 --> 00:04:20,172 but, you know, Gatorade or whatever. 19 00:04:20,347 --> 00:04:22,349 Puck: Hello, Miles Jr. 20 00:04:22,827 --> 00:04:24,176 My name is Puck 21 00:04:24,351 --> 00:04:28,006 and I am the Napa Boys' biggest fan. [chuckles] 22 00:04:28,180 --> 00:04:31,619 The Napa Boys taught me that it's okay to be weird. 23 00:04:32,054 --> 00:04:34,839 You inspired me to become an investigative podcaster. 24 00:04:35,275 --> 00:04:36,972 And if it's okay, 25 00:04:37,189 --> 00:04:38,887 I would love to shadow you for a while 26 00:04:39,061 --> 00:04:41,759 and assist you with your life and interview you 27 00:04:41,933 --> 00:04:44,501 or any of the other members of the Napa Boys, 28 00:04:44,675 --> 00:04:47,156 particularly regarding the rumors that... 29 00:04:47,722 --> 00:04:49,854 all of your graphic novels are in fact based 30 00:04:50,028 --> 00:04:51,421 on your real life adventures, 31 00:04:51,595 --> 00:04:53,423 and you hide this to protect the innocent. 32 00:04:53,597 --> 00:04:54,990 - [feedback screeching] - Uh, uh, sorry. 33 00:04:55,164 --> 00:04:56,687 Uh, your what-cast? 34 00:04:56,861 --> 00:04:58,863 These are not, uh, real adventures? 35 00:04:59,037 --> 00:05:01,736 I'm not some sort of, uh, Indiana Jones-like figure? 36 00:05:01,910 --> 00:05:05,130 Bless your heart. Uh, thank you so much, uh, Puck. 37 00:05:05,305 --> 00:05:06,828 Thanks. Next question. 38 00:05:07,002 --> 00:05:08,917 - Say, fair maiden... - Sam: I have a question. 39 00:05:09,091 --> 00:05:10,658 Miles Jr.: Oh, God. 40 00:05:10,832 --> 00:05:12,355 Um, so I know that Napa Boys famously hate Merlot. 41 00:05:12,529 --> 00:05:13,835 Yeah, that's right. Merlot sucks. Get lost, Spock. 42 00:05:14,270 --> 00:05:15,489 [laughs] 43 00:05:15,663 --> 00:05:17,186 Holy shit, it's the real Jack Jr. 44 00:05:17,360 --> 00:05:19,231 I don't know this man. I don't know who this... 45 00:05:19,406 --> 00:05:21,277 - From the Napa Boys. - The stories were real. 46 00:05:21,451 --> 00:05:23,192 - [crowd gasping] - That's right, I'm real, baby. 47 00:05:23,366 --> 00:05:24,933 And I have a question for Miles Jr. 48 00:05:25,107 --> 00:05:28,763 Are you ready to go on another Napa Boys adventure? 49 00:05:28,937 --> 00:05:30,417 - Yes! - No more adventures for me. 50 00:05:30,591 --> 00:05:32,114 Um, although there's never been an adventure, 51 00:05:32,288 --> 00:05:33,681 so there'd be no... no more to go on... 52 00:05:33,855 --> 00:05:35,335 How about now? 53 00:05:35,509 --> 00:05:37,946 - [crowd gasping] - The famous Sommelier's Amulet. 54 00:05:38,773 --> 00:05:40,165 It does exist. 55 00:05:40,427 --> 00:05:42,080 Jack Jr.: You know what this means? 56 00:05:42,254 --> 00:05:44,344 The Napa Boys are back, baby! 57 00:05:44,735 --> 00:05:47,434 [energetic rock music playing] 58 00:05:55,485 --> 00:05:57,095 Puck: [over recording] Well, Grapes and Gals, 59 00:05:57,269 --> 00:05:58,923 after getting rejected 60 00:05:59,097 --> 00:06:01,752 from reporter school and by my hero, Miles Jr., 61 00:06:01,926 --> 00:06:04,276 The First Sip With Puck will be going 62 00:06:04,451 --> 00:06:06,540 on permanent hiatus. 63 00:06:06,888 --> 00:06:09,499 And as always, to the grape. 64 00:06:09,673 --> 00:06:11,371 - [recorder clicks] - [music concludes] 65 00:06:14,722 --> 00:06:15,853 Maybe they're right. 66 00:06:17,507 --> 00:06:19,291 Maybe I'll never be a respected reporter 67 00:06:19,466 --> 00:06:20,510 at this rate. 68 00:06:25,123 --> 00:06:26,908 [sighs] 69 00:06:27,517 --> 00:06:30,912 - [sentimental music playing] - [scoffs] 70 00:06:48,364 --> 00:06:50,888 Miles Jr.: Hey, guys. It's me again. [chuckles] 71 00:06:51,062 --> 00:06:54,326 Just thought I'd show you the new update. [chuckles] 72 00:06:55,502 --> 00:06:56,503 It's you guys. 73 00:06:57,329 --> 00:06:58,548 [inhales sharply] 74 00:07:00,681 --> 00:07:03,510 [sobs] 75 00:07:03,684 --> 00:07:05,294 [sobbing] I really miss you guys. 76 00:07:05,468 --> 00:07:06,861 Jack Jr.: [in high-pitched voice] "Psst!" 77 00:07:07,035 --> 00:07:10,299 "It's me, Emilia." "Are you still depressed?" 78 00:07:10,473 --> 00:07:12,127 "Maybe you should go get laid 79 00:07:12,301 --> 00:07:14,999 with... with your friend, Jack Jr., and Napa." 80 00:07:15,173 --> 00:07:17,828 "Yeah, it's me, Blair. I agree." 81 00:07:18,002 --> 00:07:20,352 - Jack. - [laughs] 82 00:07:20,527 --> 00:07:23,791 I almost had you, bro. I almost had you! 83 00:07:23,965 --> 00:07:25,749 But just like you told me 20 years ago 84 00:07:25,923 --> 00:07:28,360 at this very spot, before it became the grave site 85 00:07:28,535 --> 00:07:30,058 of your wife and daughter, 86 00:07:30,624 --> 00:07:32,452 Napa Boys are forever, dude. 87 00:07:33,148 --> 00:07:35,367 - [uplifting music playing] - [Jack Jr. laughs] 88 00:07:35,542 --> 00:07:36,760 [chuckles] 89 00:07:36,934 --> 00:07:38,240 Jack Jr.: Uh, leader of the Napa Boys? 90 00:07:38,414 --> 00:07:41,678 Beep beep, bitch. We're going to Napa. 91 00:07:47,336 --> 00:07:48,555 Miles Jr.: It's so great to be back 92 00:07:48,729 --> 00:07:50,165 in the old wine wagon, right? 93 00:07:50,339 --> 00:07:52,776 Uh, new and improved wine wagon, dude. 94 00:07:52,950 --> 00:07:54,517 - [playful jazz music playing] - Watch this. 95 00:07:54,691 --> 00:07:56,127 - [spring bouncing] - Oh, whoa. 96 00:07:56,301 --> 00:07:57,999 - [machine whirring] - [drink pouring] 97 00:07:58,173 --> 00:08:03,091 [chuckles] Uh, what is this? Uh, James Bond's... wine... car? 98 00:08:03,918 --> 00:08:05,049 No. 99 00:08:05,746 --> 00:08:07,574 Miles Jr.: Hey, what's this? 100 00:08:07,791 --> 00:08:11,534 That, mon frère, is moi's 1999 Romani de la Conti. 101 00:08:11,708 --> 00:08:13,144 I got it on my Euro trip. 102 00:08:13,318 --> 00:08:15,190 The Europe trip that I was not invited to. 103 00:08:15,364 --> 00:08:17,758 Oh, come on, man, that was a Jack Jr. only adventure. 104 00:08:18,759 --> 00:08:19,673 [slurps] 105 00:08:21,239 --> 00:08:23,981 Oh, I forgot to tell you, we got to pick someone up. 106 00:08:24,373 --> 00:08:26,593 Uh, wa... who? 107 00:08:27,115 --> 00:08:28,246 Stifler's brother. 108 00:08:30,292 --> 00:08:31,728 Huh. Good. 109 00:08:31,902 --> 00:08:33,208 - Miles Jr.: That's it! - Jack Jr.: Oh, whoa! 110 00:08:33,382 --> 00:08:35,036 - [car horn blaring] - [tires screeching] 111 00:08:35,210 --> 00:08:36,820 - Jack Jr.: [groans] Dude! - Miles Jr.: Stifler's brother! 112 00:08:36,994 --> 00:08:38,213 Jack Jr.: Dude, what the fuck? You pulled the emergency brake. 113 00:08:38,387 --> 00:08:40,128 You can't just fucking do that, dude. 114 00:08:40,302 --> 00:08:41,259 - Jack Jr.: What? - Perfect! 115 00:08:41,433 --> 00:08:42,739 - Jack Jr.: Yes! - Perfect! 116 00:08:42,913 --> 00:08:44,219 - Jack Jr.: Dude. - Stifler's brother! 117 00:08:44,393 --> 00:08:45,568 Jack Jr.: Yeah. 118 00:08:45,742 --> 00:08:47,091 "Oh, I invited Stifler's brother." 119 00:08:47,265 --> 00:08:48,919 That's right. I invited Stifler's brother. 120 00:08:49,093 --> 00:08:50,181 - Aw! Oh, we gotta come over... - Tell him what he's won, Bob. 121 00:08:50,747 --> 00:08:52,096 - Rattlesnake. - Really? 122 00:08:53,097 --> 00:08:54,751 - There's not a... - Miles Jr.: I'm doing it! 123 00:08:54,925 --> 00:08:56,448 - Jack Jr.: The Romani de Conti! - Miles Jr.: That's right! 124 00:08:56,623 --> 00:08:58,015 Jack Jr.: No! Miles Jr., don't you dare! 125 00:08:58,189 --> 00:08:59,582 No, no, no, no, no! Give it! 126 00:08:59,756 --> 00:09:01,845 Stop drinking it! No, no, you're spilling! 127 00:09:02,019 --> 00:09:03,760 - No, no! No, you stupid... - [grunts] You can't stop me! 128 00:09:03,934 --> 00:09:06,241 - [grunts, exclaims] - [grunts] 129 00:09:06,415 --> 00:09:09,461 [both pant] 130 00:09:10,550 --> 00:09:11,899 - Miles Jr. - [groans] 131 00:09:12,203 --> 00:09:13,465 What, Jack Jr.? 132 00:09:13,640 --> 00:09:15,816 You gotta face the music, bro. 133 00:09:15,990 --> 00:09:18,732 You're old. You're still a virgin. 134 00:09:19,863 --> 00:09:22,387 - [grunts, whimpers] - Worst of all... 135 00:09:24,085 --> 00:09:25,216 you're unviral. 136 00:09:25,390 --> 00:09:29,830 Great. Perfect. Now I'm unviral. 137 00:09:30,091 --> 00:09:34,095 [sighs] Unviral, and still a virgin. 138 00:09:35,009 --> 00:09:36,576 I swear on The Sommelier himself, 139 00:09:36,750 --> 00:09:38,795 I will get you laid, Miles Jr. 140 00:09:38,969 --> 00:09:41,581 And if there's one person who knows how to get laid, 141 00:09:42,016 --> 00:09:43,583 it's the Stifmeister. 142 00:09:46,020 --> 00:09:47,238 And his brother. 143 00:09:47,630 --> 00:09:52,374 [suspenseful music playing] 144 00:09:55,116 --> 00:09:59,511 - [brakes squealing] - [car engine stalls] 145 00:09:59,816 --> 00:10:02,340 There he is, Stifler's brother. 146 00:10:03,080 --> 00:10:07,258 Yeah, he just doesn't really seem like Stifler's brother. 147 00:10:07,432 --> 00:10:08,520 That's where he dropped his pin, bro. 148 00:10:08,695 --> 00:10:10,174 Now go get him. 149 00:10:10,348 --> 00:10:11,698 I don't know, man. It just doesn't look like... 150 00:10:11,872 --> 00:10:13,221 Why? 151 00:10:13,395 --> 00:10:15,527 Well, no, uh... because he's got a briefcase 152 00:10:15,702 --> 00:10:17,007 and a suit. 153 00:10:17,181 --> 00:10:18,661 - [gasps] - Hey, guys! 154 00:10:18,835 --> 00:10:20,924 - [chuckles] - He's getting in. 155 00:10:21,359 --> 00:10:24,232 Miles Jr. and Jack Jr., the original Napa Boys. 156 00:10:24,406 --> 00:10:25,973 [kisses] 157 00:10:26,234 --> 00:10:28,671 If any of y'all need a lawyer, here's my card, okay? 158 00:10:28,932 --> 00:10:30,064 I just want to be there for y'all, 159 00:10:30,238 --> 00:10:31,282 just like you guys have been there 160 00:10:31,456 --> 00:10:32,980 for my brother, Stifler. 161 00:10:33,154 --> 00:10:35,417 - That's right. [chuckles] - [chuckles] 162 00:10:35,591 --> 00:10:38,463 - Wine? - Oh, yeah. [chuckles] 163 00:10:38,638 --> 00:10:41,684 Well, Napa, here we come! 164 00:10:41,858 --> 00:10:45,079 ♪ ["Feels Like Christmas" by Cyndi Lauper playing] ♪ 165 00:10:57,482 --> 00:11:00,355 We're back, baby. We're back! 166 00:11:00,660 --> 00:11:02,879 - Come on, say it. We're back. - We're back. 167 00:11:03,053 --> 00:11:05,621 ♪ Hey, Louie, can't you see ♪ 168 00:11:05,795 --> 00:11:08,363 ♪ I couldn't leave you If I tried? ♪ 169 00:11:08,537 --> 00:11:11,018 ♪ Hey, Louie, listen to me... ♪ 170 00:11:11,453 --> 00:11:14,978 - "Welcome to Napa." - [laughs] Yeah! 171 00:11:15,457 --> 00:11:18,678 Oh, dude. The old Hitching Post. Oh, look. 172 00:11:20,157 --> 00:11:25,162 Moose on the loose, huh? Look, "Moose on the loose." 173 00:11:25,336 --> 00:11:29,558 We're really in Napa. Beautiful Napa, great as ever. 174 00:11:30,385 --> 00:11:32,909 Napa, baby! 175 00:11:33,083 --> 00:11:35,607 - Stifler's brother: Oh, yeah! - [Jack Jr. chuckles] 176 00:11:37,653 --> 00:11:39,611 [music concludes] 177 00:11:40,612 --> 00:11:42,876 - [Kevin laughs] - [laid-back music playing] 178 00:11:43,528 --> 00:11:45,661 Boys, boys, boys. 179 00:11:45,835 --> 00:11:48,185 - Come here, buddy. Oh! - Jack Jr.: Kevin! 180 00:11:48,359 --> 00:11:50,535 Well, I couldn't turn down the Amulets call, man. 181 00:11:50,710 --> 00:11:52,494 Kevin. Kevin. 182 00:11:52,668 --> 00:11:54,801 What's a Napa Boy adventure without Kevin? 183 00:11:54,975 --> 00:11:56,324 Puck: [muffled] And you heard it here first. 184 00:11:56,498 --> 00:11:58,630 The Napa Boys are officially back together. 185 00:12:01,764 --> 00:12:03,113 A stowaway! 186 00:12:03,287 --> 00:12:04,549 It's what Woodward and Bernstein would have done 187 00:12:04,724 --> 00:12:05,812 to get the story. 188 00:12:05,986 --> 00:12:07,291 Woodward and who? 189 00:12:07,465 --> 00:12:09,163 Who the fuck is Woodward and Bernstein? 190 00:12:09,337 --> 00:12:10,947 - Who are you? - I'm Puck. 191 00:12:11,121 --> 00:12:12,688 I'm the newest member of the Napa Boys. 192 00:12:12,862 --> 00:12:14,690 - You're not a Napa Boy. - [uplifting music playing] 193 00:12:14,864 --> 00:12:17,780 And you're never going to be a Napa Boy. 194 00:12:17,954 --> 00:12:19,173 [somber music playing] 195 00:12:20,348 --> 00:12:22,611 I'm the only one who gets to wear sunglasses. 196 00:12:23,003 --> 00:12:24,656 A stowaway? 197 00:12:24,831 --> 00:12:27,181 [music intensifies] 198 00:12:37,147 --> 00:12:38,714 [indistinct chatter] 199 00:12:59,779 --> 00:13:01,084 Kevin: There he is! 200 00:13:01,258 --> 00:13:03,391 It's the ten-time grape stomping champion 201 00:13:03,565 --> 00:13:04,871 of Napa Valley. 202 00:13:05,045 --> 00:13:07,264 - And the crowd goes wild. - [laughs] 203 00:13:07,874 --> 00:13:09,179 Mitchie the Kid. 204 00:13:09,353 --> 00:13:10,485 Hell yeah, the Napa Boys are back 205 00:13:10,659 --> 00:13:12,052 for one final adventure 206 00:13:12,226 --> 00:13:14,358 with a few new friends. [laughs] 207 00:13:14,532 --> 00:13:17,492 My feet are all tingling from the grapes. [laughs] 208 00:13:18,841 --> 00:13:19,973 Just getting my new batch ready 209 00:13:20,147 --> 00:13:21,452 for the qualifying tasting event. 210 00:13:21,975 --> 00:13:23,715 Kevin: Napa Boys Rule Number 23, 211 00:13:23,890 --> 00:13:26,066 "Always taste the freshest batch." 212 00:13:26,240 --> 00:13:27,676 - Mm-hmm. - [sips] 213 00:13:28,938 --> 00:13:30,897 - It's delicious. God! - [chuckles] 214 00:13:31,506 --> 00:13:32,855 Hey, Miles Jr.. 215 00:13:33,551 --> 00:13:34,988 I'm so sorry I wasn't at your daughter 216 00:13:35,162 --> 00:13:36,728 and wife's wake. 217 00:13:36,903 --> 00:13:38,905 I, uh... I made a little special portrait for you, 218 00:13:39,079 --> 00:13:40,689 but I dropped it in a wine barrel 219 00:13:40,863 --> 00:13:41,864 and it was destroyed. 220 00:13:42,386 --> 00:13:43,561 I'm sorry I couldn't be there. 221 00:13:44,388 --> 00:13:45,215 So... 222 00:13:50,046 --> 00:13:52,396 Well, I'm glad you guys enjoy the vintage. 223 00:13:52,919 --> 00:13:54,790 It may be my winery's last shot. 224 00:13:55,617 --> 00:13:57,619 Sadly, Mitch's Winery is in a lot of trouble 225 00:13:57,793 --> 00:13:59,751 before it even got its purple feet off the ground. 226 00:14:00,274 --> 00:14:01,797 [sighs] 227 00:14:02,015 --> 00:14:04,756 Between the economy, climate change, which is real, 228 00:14:04,931 --> 00:14:07,063 and Squirm Wineries hogging all the resources, 229 00:14:07,716 --> 00:14:08,935 we're in trouble. 230 00:14:09,457 --> 00:14:10,980 Everything depends 231 00:14:11,285 --> 00:14:12,677 on my vintage winning this year's Great Grape Festival. 232 00:14:12,852 --> 00:14:14,636 I hear there's a super-secret celebrity guest 233 00:14:14,810 --> 00:14:16,203 this year at the Great Grape Festival. 234 00:14:16,377 --> 00:14:18,074 - [Kevin laughing] - I wonder who it is. 235 00:14:19,162 --> 00:14:20,729 Well, it's delicious. You're a shoo-in. 236 00:14:20,903 --> 00:14:23,558 Well, well, well, if it isn't the original Napa Boys. 237 00:14:23,993 --> 00:14:26,561 Back in town for the Great Grape Festival, I assume. 238 00:14:26,735 --> 00:14:27,997 Yeah, Mitch's husband. 239 00:14:28,302 --> 00:14:29,607 Mitch: Now, if you'll excuse me, 240 00:14:29,781 --> 00:14:31,392 I got to get back to stomping this batch. 241 00:14:31,566 --> 00:14:33,133 I got to get it ready for the qualifier later today. 242 00:14:33,307 --> 00:14:34,569 You guys want to come with? 243 00:14:35,178 --> 00:14:38,225 Hey, we'll help you out at the wine qualifier, Mitch. 244 00:14:38,399 --> 00:14:39,835 - [Kevin laughs] - [laughs] 245 00:14:40,009 --> 00:14:42,707 To the Napa Valley Social Country Club we go. 246 00:14:42,882 --> 00:14:44,840 [classical music playing] 247 00:14:57,592 --> 00:14:58,462 Napa Valley. 248 00:15:00,029 --> 00:15:02,553 Look at all this Napa puss just ripe 249 00:15:02,727 --> 00:15:04,338 for the pussy pickings. 250 00:15:04,512 --> 00:15:06,035 It's like puss-mas out here. 251 00:15:06,209 --> 00:15:08,211 Miles Jr.: More like stomach ache-mas. 252 00:15:08,385 --> 00:15:10,735 Come on, Miles Jr., you gotta get your mojo back. 253 00:15:10,910 --> 00:15:12,737 Ooh, Stifler's brother's getting in 254 00:15:12,912 --> 00:15:14,174 on the puss-mas spirit. 255 00:15:14,348 --> 00:15:19,788 - [kisses, moans] - [kisses, moans] 256 00:15:20,615 --> 00:15:21,964 Take notes, Miles Jr. 257 00:15:22,269 --> 00:15:23,574 Hey, what? 258 00:15:23,748 --> 00:15:24,967 Whoa, I'm the Scrooge of puss-mas now? 259 00:15:25,141 --> 00:15:26,142 - Jack Jr.: Yes. - Wait up. 260 00:15:26,316 --> 00:15:27,404 These two. 261 00:15:27,578 --> 00:15:29,711 - [glass clinking] - Welcome. 262 00:15:29,885 --> 00:15:31,800 Welcome, Napa's finest. 263 00:15:31,974 --> 00:15:34,498 The preliminary judging is about to begin, 264 00:15:34,672 --> 00:15:36,936 so let us raise our glasses 265 00:15:37,545 --> 00:15:38,850 and recite the Napa toast. 266 00:15:39,025 --> 00:15:40,330 All: To the grape! 267 00:15:41,201 --> 00:15:42,376 Stifler's brother: Hey, everybody. 268 00:15:42,550 --> 00:15:43,986 This is my Napa girlfriend, Trixie. 269 00:15:44,160 --> 00:15:45,814 - Hi. - That's right, man. 270 00:15:45,988 --> 00:15:48,164 And she has, uh... she has everything we need, man. 271 00:15:48,338 --> 00:15:51,080 She has some E, LSD, extended release, 272 00:15:51,254 --> 00:15:53,082 Viagra, ketamine, anything we need. 273 00:15:53,256 --> 00:15:55,128 - Thank you, sweetheart. - Jack Jr.: Fuck yeah. 274 00:15:55,302 --> 00:15:56,825 Mm-hmm. 275 00:15:56,999 --> 00:15:58,218 I'm gonna use this to crush it. I'm gonna crush it. 276 00:15:58,392 --> 00:16:01,743 Wow, I'm really a big fan of Trixie. 277 00:16:02,265 --> 00:16:04,311 Jack Jr.: Fuck yeah. I'm gonna open these, too. 278 00:16:04,702 --> 00:16:06,704 Oh, fuck! Oh... 279 00:16:06,878 --> 00:16:08,445 All right, time for the tasting. 280 00:16:08,619 --> 00:16:12,014 Remember, Napa Boys, we all need to love our wine, okay? 281 00:16:12,188 --> 00:16:13,450 We are the third entry. 282 00:16:13,624 --> 00:16:15,409 Mitch's Winery depends on it. 283 00:16:16,497 --> 00:16:18,412 So all we have to do is just convey 284 00:16:18,586 --> 00:16:20,849 to everyone that we love Mitch's wine the best. 285 00:16:21,023 --> 00:16:22,590 I'm sure it'll be really easy to publicly 286 00:16:22,764 --> 00:16:24,461 - enjoy your wine. - Jack Jr.: We got to love it. 287 00:16:24,635 --> 00:16:26,202 We're going to convey that to you. 288 00:16:26,376 --> 00:16:27,725 We're gonna... We're gonna... 289 00:16:27,899 --> 00:16:29,771 No matter what, your wine is the best to us. 290 00:16:29,945 --> 00:16:31,338 Our first entry 291 00:16:31,947 --> 00:16:34,515 and winner of the last five festivals, 292 00:16:34,689 --> 00:16:36,430 Squirm Wineries. 293 00:16:37,518 --> 00:16:39,259 Thank you, honey. Thank you. Thank you. 294 00:16:39,433 --> 00:16:40,564 Thank you so much. 295 00:16:42,044 --> 00:16:44,177 Thank you so much. Thank you. 296 00:16:47,267 --> 00:16:48,659 [sniffs] 297 00:16:49,312 --> 00:16:50,748 [sips] 298 00:16:51,706 --> 00:16:53,403 Ooh, now that's the good stuff. 299 00:16:53,577 --> 00:16:56,711 I mean, it's not a mystery why he always wins. [chuckles] 300 00:16:56,885 --> 00:16:58,626 He always wins. 301 00:16:59,148 --> 00:17:01,237 All right, the Squirm's gonna be hard to beat, folks, 302 00:17:01,411 --> 00:17:02,978 but let's try the second entry, 303 00:17:03,587 --> 00:17:05,024 number two. [chuckles] 304 00:17:05,198 --> 00:17:06,982 [stomach growling] 305 00:17:13,467 --> 00:17:16,122 Oh, my God, why is your boner so big? 306 00:17:16,296 --> 00:17:17,253 [gasps] 307 00:17:18,167 --> 00:17:19,995 Erectile dysfunction and laxatives? 308 00:17:20,169 --> 00:17:22,911 Did you mix up your nerd pills with her cool drugs? 309 00:17:23,085 --> 00:17:24,608 I think so. 310 00:17:24,869 --> 00:17:26,175 The pills I was doing switched on me, be right back. 311 00:17:26,349 --> 00:17:27,437 - Come on. - [energetic music playing] 312 00:17:27,872 --> 00:17:30,614 Did you try it, Seth? It's... It's damn good. 313 00:17:33,791 --> 00:17:35,880 It's happening. It's happening. I can't stop it. 314 00:17:36,055 --> 00:17:37,578 I can't stop it. 315 00:17:39,188 --> 00:17:42,800 - [groans, strains] - [liquid spluttering] 316 00:17:43,497 --> 00:17:45,281 [indistinct chatter] 317 00:17:46,456 --> 00:17:48,110 [moans] Don't cum. 318 00:17:48,763 --> 00:17:50,243 Think about baseball. 319 00:17:50,417 --> 00:17:52,680 Think about baseball. [groans] 320 00:17:56,031 --> 00:17:57,685 - [loud fart] - Oh! 321 00:17:58,686 --> 00:18:03,343 [liquid spluttering] 322 00:18:04,257 --> 00:18:05,606 It's hot! 323 00:18:05,780 --> 00:18:07,825 I'm shitting and cumming. 324 00:18:07,999 --> 00:18:10,089 I'm shitting and cumming. 325 00:18:11,351 --> 00:18:12,439 I'm cumming. 326 00:18:13,179 --> 00:18:14,876 [breathes heavily] 327 00:18:17,008 --> 00:18:19,359 Wilbur: Now it's time for the third entry, 328 00:18:19,533 --> 00:18:20,360 Ew. 329 00:18:20,534 --> 00:18:21,926 Mitch's Winery. 330 00:18:22,101 --> 00:18:24,886 You might know Mitch as one of the Napa Boys. 331 00:18:28,629 --> 00:18:30,457 Jack Jr.: Whoo! [sighs] 332 00:18:34,069 --> 00:18:35,853 Psst. Miles Jr. 333 00:18:37,203 --> 00:18:39,553 I just came and shit in Mitch's wine. 334 00:18:39,727 --> 00:18:41,468 Oh, did you? That's a really smart move. 335 00:18:41,642 --> 00:18:43,339 Here it is, Miles Jr., my pride and joy. 336 00:18:43,513 --> 00:18:45,646 Entry three, my good sir. 337 00:18:45,820 --> 00:18:46,690 Oh, thank you. 338 00:18:47,343 --> 00:18:48,170 Oh. 339 00:18:50,085 --> 00:18:51,042 Looks good, Mitch. 340 00:18:55,134 --> 00:18:56,526 Drink the wine before she pours any more, all right? 341 00:18:56,700 --> 00:18:58,659 Make a speech! Make a speech! 342 00:18:59,616 --> 00:19:02,837 Uh... I... I just wanted to say, uh... Before... 343 00:19:03,011 --> 00:19:03,881 Excuse me. 344 00:19:04,491 --> 00:19:05,970 I'd love to try the taste. 345 00:19:06,145 --> 00:19:07,624 It's a little unorthodox, 346 00:19:07,798 --> 00:19:09,191 but if you want to speak or say something, Miles Jr., 347 00:19:09,365 --> 00:19:11,628 - do your thing. - Miles Jr.: I just wanted 348 00:19:11,802 --> 00:19:14,631 to be here to say that I would like the first sip 349 00:19:15,632 --> 00:19:19,245 of Mitch's Winery's entry number three. 350 00:19:19,419 --> 00:19:20,985 Drink it. [chuckles] 351 00:19:21,160 --> 00:19:24,772 I will begin my sipping right away. 352 00:19:24,946 --> 00:19:26,774 By all means, Miles Jr., do your thing. 353 00:19:26,948 --> 00:19:28,819 When you're a Napa Boy... 354 00:19:30,125 --> 00:19:31,605 - Drink. - ...you drink... 355 00:19:32,040 --> 00:19:32,910 your friend's.... 356 00:19:35,130 --> 00:19:37,567 Yeah. Almost there. 357 00:19:42,920 --> 00:19:44,357 Dude, you got some on me. 358 00:19:45,401 --> 00:19:46,228 All right, good. 359 00:19:47,273 --> 00:19:48,187 I think I'm... 360 00:19:48,752 --> 00:19:50,754 - loving it. - Hold on, wait a second. 361 00:19:50,928 --> 00:19:53,366 Looking more closely, it seems like someone has shit 362 00:19:53,540 --> 00:19:55,237 and cum into this wine. 363 00:19:55,411 --> 00:19:57,283 You did not mean for this to be filled 364 00:19:57,457 --> 00:19:59,328 with the shit and the cum. 365 00:19:59,589 --> 00:20:00,895 No, neither of them. 366 00:20:01,069 --> 00:20:02,418 All right, so you'll resubmit tomorrow 367 00:20:02,592 --> 00:20:03,506 - with a fresh glass and... - [all gasp] 368 00:20:04,203 --> 00:20:05,769 - [sighs] Oh, my God. - [chuckles] 369 00:20:05,943 --> 00:20:07,597 I don't even think anyone wants to even drink this 370 00:20:07,771 --> 00:20:09,120 because of the shit and the... and the cum. 371 00:20:09,295 --> 00:20:10,731 They're going to give him another shot. 372 00:20:10,905 --> 00:20:12,689 Mitch: Oh, thank you, sir. Thank you ever so much. 373 00:20:13,168 --> 00:20:15,214 [rock music playing] 374 00:20:22,351 --> 00:20:27,617 Well, well, well. If it isn't the Napa Boys. 375 00:20:27,791 --> 00:20:29,967 Great. Here comes this weirdo. 376 00:20:30,141 --> 00:20:32,709 I see you have a Black with you now. 377 00:20:35,843 --> 00:20:37,192 Oh, who's this? 378 00:20:37,714 --> 00:20:42,066 Some sort of female woke-toke Mary Sue. 379 00:20:42,241 --> 00:20:44,982 Um, I cannot believe the Squirm just 380 00:20:45,156 --> 00:20:46,506 called me a Mary Sue. 381 00:20:46,680 --> 00:20:48,116 Well, that's what you are, aren't you? 382 00:20:48,551 --> 00:20:50,640 Especially if you hang out with this lot 383 00:20:50,814 --> 00:20:53,252 of race-mixing rats. 384 00:20:54,209 --> 00:20:57,168 This guy is a jerk with a capital J. 385 00:20:57,343 --> 00:20:58,474 Very interesting. 386 00:20:58,648 --> 00:21:01,521 I could see all of you in an oven, 387 00:21:01,695 --> 00:21:03,436 like the Holocaust. 388 00:21:04,175 --> 00:21:05,873 Not Hansel and Gretel. 389 00:21:06,047 --> 00:21:07,353 Squirm, that's almost as bad 390 00:21:07,527 --> 00:21:09,006 as the other stuff you've said tonight. 391 00:21:09,180 --> 00:21:10,660 Maybe even more bad than the shit-and-cum wine. 392 00:21:10,834 --> 00:21:11,748 Oh! 393 00:21:12,183 --> 00:21:13,359 Speaking of, Mitch... 394 00:21:13,794 --> 00:21:14,795 the bitch... 395 00:21:15,709 --> 00:21:18,494 You and your gay-ass husband might have gotten lucky 396 00:21:18,668 --> 00:21:22,716 this time, but my winery is going to win this year. 397 00:21:22,890 --> 00:21:24,805 How could you even afford a winery, Squirm? 398 00:21:24,979 --> 00:21:26,589 Crypto, baby! 399 00:21:26,763 --> 00:21:30,245 Yes, I big shorted Squirm coin before the dip. 400 00:21:30,419 --> 00:21:32,073 - [energetic music playing] - Squirm: Oh, valet! 401 00:21:32,247 --> 00:21:33,727 Valet! 402 00:21:34,336 --> 00:21:36,382 Fetch me my Rolls Royce! 403 00:21:38,297 --> 00:21:40,908 [laughs whimsically] 404 00:21:44,781 --> 00:21:47,262 Man, you really suck. Even Squirm's viral. 405 00:21:47,436 --> 00:21:49,873 We cannot let the Squirm win the Great Grape Festival. 406 00:21:50,047 --> 00:21:51,179 It's gonna be tough, but we'll come up 407 00:21:51,353 --> 00:21:52,833 with another batch by then. 408 00:21:53,007 --> 00:21:53,964 Stifler's brother: We'll all help you out, Mitch. 409 00:21:54,487 --> 00:21:55,879 That's what being a Napa Boy is all about. 410 00:21:56,053 --> 00:21:58,229 I wonder why our wine was filled to the brim 411 00:21:58,404 --> 00:21:59,666 with shit and cum. 412 00:22:03,147 --> 00:22:04,540 Kim: Talk to him about it. 413 00:22:04,714 --> 00:22:06,977 Loretta: [sighs] Okay, I just have to say, 414 00:22:07,151 --> 00:22:09,415 I'm a really big fan of your comic. 415 00:22:09,589 --> 00:22:11,547 Oh, oh, thank you so... 416 00:22:11,721 --> 00:22:13,897 We Napa Boys are gonna be friends forever. 417 00:22:14,071 --> 00:22:16,683 It was just a wedding cake! 418 00:22:16,857 --> 00:22:17,814 [all laughing] 419 00:22:17,988 --> 00:22:19,207 That was spot on, Loretta. 420 00:22:19,381 --> 00:22:20,861 You should be on my Napa Boys podcast. 421 00:22:21,035 --> 00:22:22,602 But joking aside, 422 00:22:22,776 --> 00:22:25,256 I'm really sorry for your loss, Miles Jr. 423 00:22:25,431 --> 00:22:27,563 If you need anything, I'll be serving over there. 424 00:22:27,955 --> 00:22:29,609 Huh. Oh... oh, thank you. 425 00:22:29,783 --> 00:22:31,785 Jack Jr.: More like serving looks at my widowed king, 426 00:22:31,959 --> 00:22:33,395 Miles Jr. 427 00:22:33,569 --> 00:22:35,397 She's like a real fan, and she seems mature. 428 00:22:35,789 --> 00:22:37,225 I mean, she could be wife material. 429 00:22:37,704 --> 00:22:38,792 You really think so? 430 00:22:38,966 --> 00:22:40,707 Yeah, Miles Jr., it's all you. 431 00:22:40,881 --> 00:22:43,362 What about Napa Boys Rule Number 55, 432 00:22:43,536 --> 00:22:44,841 "Grapes before gals." 433 00:22:45,015 --> 00:22:47,366 No, bud, this doesn't break any rules. 434 00:22:47,540 --> 00:22:49,629 Tonight, you are Han Solo. 435 00:22:49,803 --> 00:22:51,892 Miles Jr., listen to Kevin. 436 00:22:52,066 --> 00:22:53,720 I am Han Solo. 437 00:22:54,198 --> 00:22:55,635 I'm gonna... I'm gonna fucking... 438 00:22:55,809 --> 00:22:57,767 I'm gonna fucking fuck her so hard. 439 00:22:57,941 --> 00:22:59,116 And this time, 440 00:22:59,290 --> 00:23:00,204 leave your skateboard at home, okay? 441 00:23:00,379 --> 00:23:01,597 You're almost 40. 442 00:23:01,771 --> 00:23:04,121 [Napa Boys laughing] 443 00:23:05,122 --> 00:23:06,994 [joyful music playing] 444 00:23:19,049 --> 00:23:21,748 Oh, rockin' pad, ladies. 445 00:23:22,444 --> 00:23:24,315 Thanks. We try to keep it tidy. 446 00:23:24,490 --> 00:23:26,448 She does. I'm a complete hog. 447 00:23:26,622 --> 00:23:27,667 [imitates pig oink] Oink, oink, bitch. 448 00:23:27,841 --> 00:23:30,321 - [laughs] - [laughs] 449 00:23:30,931 --> 00:23:33,499 Here, here's my friend, Mr. Normal. 450 00:23:33,673 --> 00:23:34,500 You remember him. 451 00:23:36,066 --> 00:23:40,157 Horses they're so... are everywhere, so careful. 452 00:23:40,897 --> 00:23:42,333 - That's why she picked a horse. - [both laugh] 453 00:23:42,508 --> 00:23:44,945 Oh, because, uh... because your big dick. 454 00:23:45,119 --> 00:23:46,512 That's right, my big black mamba. 455 00:23:46,686 --> 00:23:48,339 [chuckles] Did someone call my name? 456 00:23:48,514 --> 00:23:49,558 - [chuckles] - [laugh] 457 00:23:49,993 --> 00:23:52,126 What? We're having fun. 458 00:23:52,300 --> 00:23:53,780 See the fun we're having? 459 00:23:54,302 --> 00:23:56,043 Horses and headphones. 460 00:23:56,478 --> 00:23:57,697 And I was thinking about 461 00:23:57,871 --> 00:24:00,221 how if a horse had headphones and how 462 00:24:00,395 --> 00:24:02,484 I have headphones when I go running. 463 00:24:02,658 --> 00:24:05,313 And it's like I listen to the Transparent theme song 464 00:24:05,792 --> 00:24:06,880 like on repeat. 465 00:24:07,054 --> 00:24:08,534 It's like a very soothing thing. 466 00:24:09,535 --> 00:24:10,927 And yeah, again, 467 00:24:11,101 --> 00:24:13,669 if you're tired, drink some water. 468 00:24:15,236 --> 00:24:16,890 I'm going to go talk to my boy Miles Jr. here 469 00:24:17,064 --> 00:24:18,892 for a second. Just hang out. 470 00:24:19,066 --> 00:24:20,023 - Okay. - Okay. 471 00:24:20,197 --> 00:24:22,025 You're scaring away the pussy. 472 00:24:22,199 --> 00:24:23,549 - You're scaring away the... - They're loving us. 473 00:24:23,723 --> 00:24:24,811 - They're loving us. - No, they're not. 474 00:24:24,985 --> 00:24:27,161 Miles Jr., I'm gonna get you laid. 475 00:24:27,509 --> 00:24:28,728 I love her. 476 00:24:28,902 --> 00:24:30,686 Girls don't like anyone who loves them. 477 00:24:30,860 --> 00:24:31,948 Don't you know that? 478 00:24:32,514 --> 00:24:34,037 You're right. You're right. 479 00:24:34,211 --> 00:24:35,735 Now, you know what you do love? 480 00:24:35,909 --> 00:24:38,128 Huh? Wine. Huh? 481 00:24:38,302 --> 00:24:41,436 Now we're gonna go back there. We're gonna have some wine. 482 00:24:41,610 --> 00:24:43,351 ♪ ["Caroline" by Randy Newman playing] ♪ 483 00:24:43,525 --> 00:24:47,790 Get Miles Jr. some pussy. [claps] Hey! 484 00:24:47,964 --> 00:24:51,054 - Who's ready for some vino? - Oh, my God. 485 00:24:51,446 --> 00:24:53,579 ♪ ...Mine ♪ 486 00:24:54,710 --> 00:24:58,235 ♪ You're my... ♪ 487 00:24:58,409 --> 00:25:03,589 ♪ Kind of girl ♪ 488 00:25:09,682 --> 00:25:15,949 ♪ Caroline ♪ 489 00:25:17,428 --> 00:25:24,305 ♪ Please be mine ♪ 490 00:25:25,436 --> 00:25:30,833 ♪ You're my kind ♪ 491 00:25:32,531 --> 00:25:37,492 ♪ Of girl ♪ 492 00:25:41,322 --> 00:25:44,717 ♪ And when in springtime ♪ 493 00:25:45,326 --> 00:25:48,721 ♪ Daylight surrounds you ♪ 494 00:25:48,982 --> 00:25:53,856 ♪ And there's no one Around you but me ♪ 495 00:25:57,773 --> 00:26:04,693 ♪ Caroline ♪ 496 00:26:06,608 --> 00:26:13,180 ♪ Please be mine ♪ 497 00:26:14,747 --> 00:26:20,796 ♪ You're my kind ♪ 498 00:26:20,970 --> 00:26:25,496 ♪ Of girl ♪ 499 00:26:25,671 --> 00:26:28,848 Oh, I see. I see. This is so fucking hot. 500 00:26:29,022 --> 00:26:31,067 Now, remember, Vegas, baby. 501 00:26:31,241 --> 00:26:33,809 Your money. Your money, baby. [kisses] Your money. 502 00:26:33,983 --> 00:26:35,855 - Miles Jr.: Yeah. - Now, go get some pussy. 503 00:26:36,029 --> 00:26:38,988 I'll be right back. [chuckles] 504 00:26:39,162 --> 00:26:40,686 - [chuckles] All right. - [Loretta chuckles] 505 00:26:40,860 --> 00:26:41,948 Remember, Miles Jr. 506 00:26:42,688 --> 00:26:46,605 [speaks indistinctly] 507 00:26:48,041 --> 00:26:48,911 Miles Jr.: Wha... 508 00:26:50,130 --> 00:26:51,653 I didn't know she could do that. 509 00:26:52,654 --> 00:26:54,656 Mm. The talking thing? 510 00:26:54,830 --> 00:26:56,658 - Miles Jr.: Yeah. - It's an act. 511 00:26:56,832 --> 00:26:57,703 She uses her hands. 512 00:26:57,877 --> 00:26:59,530 That's so... 513 00:26:59,705 --> 00:27:01,184 I just, um, yeah, no, I love the way you phrase things. 514 00:27:01,358 --> 00:27:02,751 - I mean, that's so cool. - [Loretta chuckles] 515 00:27:03,752 --> 00:27:06,625 Loretta: [chuckles] You're so cute when you're nervous. 516 00:27:07,887 --> 00:27:09,236 - You're so cute. [groans] - [chuckles] 517 00:27:09,410 --> 00:27:10,716 [chomping noise] 518 00:27:10,890 --> 00:27:12,152 Ow! 519 00:27:13,153 --> 00:27:14,633 [chuckles] 520 00:27:18,288 --> 00:27:19,725 So I got to say, 521 00:27:19,942 --> 00:27:23,206 you're one of the leading botanists in the world. 522 00:27:23,772 --> 00:27:27,733 How are you a waitress in Napa, of all places? 523 00:27:27,907 --> 00:27:29,517 [chuckles] 524 00:27:29,691 --> 00:27:33,826 You see, being a waitress is more than just serving. 525 00:27:35,088 --> 00:27:37,525 There's something about seeing a smile 526 00:27:37,699 --> 00:27:38,961 - on a customer's face. - [gentle music playing] 527 00:27:39,527 --> 00:27:42,399 I'll just walk over to bring them food. 528 00:27:42,573 --> 00:27:44,575 And I don't mean food. 529 00:27:45,098 --> 00:27:47,753 I mean a meal. You know what meal means. 530 00:27:48,318 --> 00:27:49,624 It means comfort. 531 00:27:50,364 --> 00:27:54,847 It's... It's like Bilbo when he says he misses comfort. 532 00:27:55,978 --> 00:27:58,764 I mean, being a waitress is everything. 533 00:27:59,765 --> 00:28:02,985 I bring the water, the clinking of the cleaning, 534 00:28:03,159 --> 00:28:06,467 the different people, and everyone likes me. 535 00:28:07,555 --> 00:28:09,035 I get to wear a uniform. 536 00:28:11,428 --> 00:28:13,169 We serve America. 537 00:28:13,343 --> 00:28:15,998 Heck, we've served the world. 538 00:28:16,956 --> 00:28:19,262 We are the world's oldest profession. 539 00:28:20,699 --> 00:28:22,483 Your comic helped me realize that. 540 00:28:23,353 --> 00:28:24,703 [chuckles] 541 00:28:25,399 --> 00:28:27,836 I guess now I'm the one that's rambling. 542 00:28:29,925 --> 00:28:32,449 One can't just ramble anymore. 543 00:28:33,146 --> 00:28:34,451 Do you ever think about that? 544 00:28:35,670 --> 00:28:40,240 Nowadays, they would just fast forward unless I was 545 00:28:40,414 --> 00:28:41,981 gonna kill or be killed. 546 00:28:43,591 --> 00:28:44,461 No. 547 00:28:45,071 --> 00:28:46,725 The world's not cut out for rambling. 548 00:28:48,074 --> 00:28:49,466 It kind of makes me sad. 549 00:28:50,772 --> 00:28:53,601 When a waitress walks up and stops your conversation, 550 00:28:53,775 --> 00:28:55,734 that's how I save rambling. 551 00:28:56,560 --> 00:28:58,867 [liquid trickling] 552 00:29:00,086 --> 00:29:00,956 I'm sorry. 553 00:29:03,045 --> 00:29:04,568 I choked... I just choked on the water. 554 00:29:04,743 --> 00:29:08,137 I guess my point is, it's really hard being a girl 555 00:29:08,311 --> 00:29:10,096 and also being into The Lord of the Rings 556 00:29:10,270 --> 00:29:12,185 and everything that comes with it. 557 00:29:12,359 --> 00:29:15,623 They say you gotta love yourself before you love someone else. 558 00:29:15,797 --> 00:29:17,843 You know, but I... I hate myself, and... 559 00:29:18,365 --> 00:29:20,671 - I love, uh, you. - [chuckles] 560 00:29:23,587 --> 00:29:24,893 [kisses] Oh. 561 00:29:26,765 --> 00:29:28,418 Here, I want to give you something. 562 00:29:37,036 --> 00:29:38,472 When will I need it? 563 00:29:38,646 --> 00:29:40,866 Loretta: Now, I heard that you're into music. 564 00:29:41,388 --> 00:29:42,345 Well... 565 00:29:42,824 --> 00:29:44,826 I tend to groove to a different cuties. 566 00:29:48,961 --> 00:29:52,399 ♪ ["The Girls of Rock N' Roll" by The Chipmunks and The Chipettes playing] ♪ 567 00:29:56,055 --> 00:29:58,666 ♪ Sun goes down I'm just getting up ♪ 568 00:29:58,840 --> 00:30:01,495 ♪ I'm heading For the city lights ♪ 569 00:30:02,539 --> 00:30:05,064 ♪ Radio blastin' All the way to the club ♪ 570 00:30:05,238 --> 00:30:08,067 ♪ Gonna rock this town tonight ♪ 571 00:30:08,807 --> 00:30:11,679 ♪ "You're living In a man's world" ♪ 572 00:30:11,853 --> 00:30:13,855 ♪ They tell us ♪ 573 00:30:15,204 --> 00:30:17,903 ♪ But we ain't gonna buy it ♪ 574 00:30:18,599 --> 00:30:22,646 ♪ The things they're trying To sell us now ♪ 575 00:30:22,821 --> 00:30:26,041 ♪ 'Cause we're the girls Of rock and roll ♪ 576 00:30:27,260 --> 00:30:28,827 ♪ Whoo-hoo ♪ 577 00:30:29,566 --> 00:30:32,395 ♪ Yeah, we're the girls Of rock and roll ♪ 578 00:30:33,396 --> 00:30:36,530 ♪ Ro-o-o-ock and roll Roll, roll, roll ♪ 579 00:30:41,535 --> 00:30:43,798 ♪ We are the girls We are the girls ♪ 580 00:30:43,972 --> 00:30:47,019 ♪ We are the girls Of rock and roll ♪ 581 00:30:47,889 --> 00:30:50,239 ♪ We are the boys We are the boys ♪ 582 00:30:50,413 --> 00:30:53,199 ♪ We are the boys Of rock and roll ♪ 583 00:30:59,683 --> 00:31:01,120 [record player shuts off] 584 00:31:01,294 --> 00:31:03,165 - [Jack moans] - Kim: Oh, my God. 585 00:31:03,339 --> 00:31:06,734 - [Jack moans] - Kim: I'm your little horsey. 586 00:31:06,908 --> 00:31:08,214 Jack Jr.: I'm your jockey. 587 00:31:08,388 --> 00:31:10,303 Kim: Saddle me, Seabiscuit. 588 00:31:10,477 --> 00:31:12,000 Now let's have a little fun. 589 00:31:12,174 --> 00:31:13,349 Jack Jr.: What are you taking out? 590 00:31:13,872 --> 00:31:14,829 Huh? 591 00:31:15,003 --> 00:31:17,527 Is that supposed to go in me? 592 00:31:17,876 --> 00:31:19,965 - Kim: Oh, yeah. - Jack Jr.: Oh, oh, oh, dude. 593 00:31:20,139 --> 00:31:21,314 Dude, it hurts. It hurts. 594 00:31:22,141 --> 00:31:23,055 But I like it. 595 00:31:23,229 --> 00:31:25,971 Oh, not really soundproof, huh? 596 00:31:26,493 --> 00:31:27,842 - Loretta: Not at all. - [chuckles] 597 00:31:28,103 --> 00:31:29,452 Jack Jr.: What's that book you're opening? 598 00:31:29,844 --> 00:31:31,411 Kim: The Kama Sutra. 599 00:31:31,585 --> 00:31:32,978 Jack Jr.: The Kamas-what? 600 00:31:33,456 --> 00:31:36,111 Uh, am I doing Tantra right now? 601 00:31:36,285 --> 00:31:38,287 I really hope Miles Jr.'s fucking too, 602 00:31:38,461 --> 00:31:40,246 because I'm having some great sex. 603 00:31:40,899 --> 00:31:41,769 We can... 604 00:31:43,553 --> 00:31:44,554 We can... 605 00:31:45,425 --> 00:31:47,731 I'm having so much fun. 606 00:31:47,906 --> 00:31:50,821 You... You do it... Fuck her, dude. 607 00:31:50,996 --> 00:31:53,824 Dude, dude, dude. Fuck her. Fuck her. 608 00:31:54,347 --> 00:31:58,786 Fuck her. Fuck her. Du... Fuck her! Dude! 609 00:31:59,395 --> 00:32:02,355 Dude, I'm fucking. You have to fuck, now! 610 00:32:02,703 --> 00:32:05,488 Fuck her. Fuck her now! 611 00:32:06,011 --> 00:32:08,013 [sighs] 612 00:32:09,753 --> 00:32:12,582 [serene music playing] 613 00:32:28,381 --> 00:32:30,122 We were up late working on the new vintage. 614 00:32:30,296 --> 00:32:32,907 Here are photos of each F slur I found. 615 00:32:33,081 --> 00:32:34,691 Maybe we can compare handwriting samples 616 00:32:34,865 --> 00:32:35,823 with everyone in town? 617 00:32:35,997 --> 00:32:37,520 I'll be the judge of that. 618 00:32:41,002 --> 00:32:42,743 All right, we'll get to the bottom of this. 619 00:32:43,657 --> 00:32:45,702 Wow. That's a lot of F-slurs. 620 00:32:45,876 --> 00:32:47,661 F-slurs all over. Look at that. 621 00:32:47,835 --> 00:32:49,532 [mumbles indistinctly] 622 00:32:49,968 --> 00:32:51,317 Fourteen F-slurs. 623 00:32:51,491 --> 00:32:53,319 I'm counting three, but yeah, that's a lot. 624 00:32:53,493 --> 00:32:54,711 No, look here. Look here. 625 00:32:54,885 --> 00:32:55,843 Oh, there's a whole bunch of them. 626 00:32:56,017 --> 00:32:57,758 I've never seen so many F-slurs. 627 00:32:57,932 --> 00:32:59,542 Mitch: Who would do something like this? 628 00:33:00,891 --> 00:33:02,589 If it isn't the burp twins. 629 00:33:02,763 --> 00:33:06,549 Well, well, well, if it isn't the original Napa Boys. 630 00:33:06,723 --> 00:33:09,117 - Back at it again. Wow. - [Officer Toland chuckles] 631 00:33:09,291 --> 00:33:10,553 Yeah, the only thing we had going was 632 00:33:10,727 --> 00:33:12,425 that moose on the loose. 633 00:33:13,034 --> 00:33:14,340 And now a hate crime? 634 00:33:15,080 --> 00:33:16,864 You're suggesting a moose did this? 635 00:33:17,038 --> 00:33:18,997 A wily moose wrote these things? 636 00:33:25,394 --> 00:33:26,526 Don't be ridiculous. 637 00:33:28,310 --> 00:33:30,530 Now, if I was a moose, I'd go up the creek 638 00:33:30,704 --> 00:33:32,619 and use my horns to sip the Merlot. 639 00:33:33,098 --> 00:33:34,795 Jack Jr.: You two always did love Merlot. 640 00:33:34,969 --> 00:33:36,927 Ah, I wonder why you became cops. 641 00:33:37,102 --> 00:33:39,843 [all laughing] 642 00:33:44,848 --> 00:33:46,372 And don't forget the donuts. 643 00:33:46,546 --> 00:33:48,809 - Jack Jr.: Yeah, you got it. - [crowd laughing] 644 00:33:48,983 --> 00:33:50,724 - Jack Jr.: I love the donuts. - If you were a moose 645 00:33:50,898 --> 00:33:53,031 and your antlers got the Merlot, 646 00:33:53,205 --> 00:33:55,598 it would spill on your fur. 647 00:33:56,121 --> 00:33:57,339 Let me tell you something. 648 00:33:58,297 --> 00:34:00,386 I don't like you Napa Boys, okay? 649 00:34:01,082 --> 00:34:02,910 Guys, look. 650 00:34:05,956 --> 00:34:08,655 The Sommelier’s amulet’s never glowed like this before. 651 00:34:08,829 --> 00:34:10,874 We have to go back to the cave. 652 00:34:11,875 --> 00:34:14,226 Some say the devil comes for you at your highest moment. 653 00:34:14,400 --> 00:34:17,925 Well, I say, not this day. 654 00:34:19,579 --> 00:34:20,667 Napa calls. 655 00:34:20,841 --> 00:34:22,712 John, we'll be back. 656 00:34:23,452 --> 00:34:24,671 Mitch's assistant, 657 00:34:25,193 --> 00:34:26,890 go fill out the rest of that paperwork, baby. 658 00:34:30,155 --> 00:34:31,069 Thank you, guys. 659 00:34:34,289 --> 00:34:35,856 You know, there's something about those Napa Boys 660 00:34:36,030 --> 00:34:37,597 that I like. 661 00:34:37,771 --> 00:34:39,164 Yeah. I'm with you. I know exactly what you mean. 662 00:34:39,338 --> 00:34:41,340 I don't know what it is, but it's something. 663 00:34:41,644 --> 00:34:44,169 They got a little, what is it, X factor, you told me. 664 00:34:44,343 --> 00:34:46,606 Now, hey, is this your husband? 665 00:34:46,780 --> 00:34:49,957 - [sighs] No, that one was. - Officer Toland: Ah. 666 00:34:50,392 --> 00:34:52,220 ♪ ["Family Tree" by Gerry Rafferty playing] ♪ 667 00:35:05,059 --> 00:35:09,237 ♪ When we were young We used to sing ♪ 668 00:35:12,327 --> 00:35:15,809 ♪ And we could feel The harmony ♪ 669 00:35:19,029 --> 00:35:23,556 ♪ You'd sit there waiting In the wings ♪ 670 00:35:24,818 --> 00:35:31,651 ♪ How long have you been waitin' To let your light shine? ♪ 671 00:35:33,740 --> 00:35:37,135 ♪ Many years have gone Since then ♪ 672 00:35:40,660 --> 00:35:44,098 ♪ Seen us Go our different ways ♪ 673 00:35:47,188 --> 00:35:51,149 ♪ But now we sit here Once again ♪ 674 00:35:52,846 --> 00:35:56,371 ♪ Tonight we're gonna sing out ♪ 675 00:35:56,937 --> 00:36:00,593 ♪ Tonight our light will shine ♪ 676 00:36:05,075 --> 00:36:08,818 ♪ This is the time and place ♪ 677 00:36:12,257 --> 00:36:15,651 ♪ To bring out our memory ♪ 678 00:36:19,394 --> 00:36:25,879 ♪ It's written on every face I can see it in you ♪ 679 00:36:26,314 --> 00:36:29,535 ♪ You can see it on me ♪ 680 00:36:33,452 --> 00:36:36,846 ♪ In all the years we had ♪ 681 00:36:40,589 --> 00:36:43,505 ♪ As part of a family tree ♪ 682 00:36:47,466 --> 00:36:50,817 ♪ We knew the good and bad ♪ 683 00:36:51,078 --> 00:36:57,127 ♪ I can see it in you You can see it in me ♪ 684 00:37:02,307 --> 00:37:04,265 [music concludes] 685 00:37:09,183 --> 00:37:10,228 [chuckles] We made it. 686 00:37:13,883 --> 00:37:15,189 All right. 687 00:37:17,409 --> 00:37:19,715 [grunts] Come on. 688 00:37:22,240 --> 00:37:23,197 [grunts] 689 00:37:23,980 --> 00:37:26,809 [sighs] Won't budge. 690 00:37:27,332 --> 00:37:31,074 [classical music playing] 691 00:37:56,274 --> 00:37:57,362 It's not going to happen. 692 00:37:57,536 --> 00:37:59,015 Hey, it's not going to happen. 693 00:38:00,539 --> 00:38:02,671 I'll... I'll try. I'll try. 694 00:38:02,845 --> 00:38:03,716 Sure, yeah, go ahead. 695 00:38:04,804 --> 00:38:05,674 Oh. 696 00:38:06,196 --> 00:38:08,503 [doorbell buzzing] 697 00:38:08,677 --> 00:38:11,550 - [Puck chuckles] - [rock scrapes] 698 00:38:12,159 --> 00:38:13,943 She did it on the first try. 699 00:38:16,163 --> 00:38:17,207 Kevin: Come on, guys. 700 00:38:36,401 --> 00:38:38,577 "To be a Napa Boy is to be free." 701 00:38:40,448 --> 00:38:43,277 "To be a Napa Boy is to suck the marrow 702 00:38:43,451 --> 00:38:46,976 out of life and not, when they come to die, 703 00:38:47,629 --> 00:38:51,633 discover they had not lived, but to tell me once and for all 704 00:38:51,807 --> 00:38:54,854 a true friend always forgives and always forgets." 705 00:38:56,899 --> 00:39:00,250 "You princes of Maine, Kings of New England." 706 00:39:00,425 --> 00:39:03,123 "Miles, you can't put a joke on the plaque." 707 00:39:03,297 --> 00:39:04,864 [chuckles] 708 00:39:05,778 --> 00:39:06,605 Jack Jr.: Wow. 709 00:39:07,606 --> 00:39:09,042 Mitch: She fits in just right. 710 00:39:09,216 --> 00:39:10,435 Stifler’s Brother: She's in the gang, guys. 711 00:39:10,609 --> 00:39:12,132 Mitch: She really is one of us. 712 00:39:12,306 --> 00:39:13,220 Kevin: She knew the whole thing? 713 00:39:14,047 --> 00:39:15,135 Jack Jr.: Lucky guess. 714 00:39:19,095 --> 00:39:20,183 Um... 715 00:39:21,489 --> 00:39:23,535 Why is my cake in this treasure box? 716 00:39:26,451 --> 00:39:27,495 I can't believe it. 717 00:39:27,974 --> 00:39:28,801 It's the cake. 718 00:39:30,193 --> 00:39:32,195 There's no way The Sommelier expected us 719 00:39:32,370 --> 00:39:34,328 to come all the way back here just for the cake. 720 00:39:35,155 --> 00:39:36,504 God, I miss my winery. 721 00:39:37,026 --> 00:39:39,028 I should be back preparing for the Great Grape Festival. 722 00:39:39,202 --> 00:39:41,770 We don't even know if The Sommelier even exists. 723 00:39:44,294 --> 00:39:46,645 The Sommelier has to exist, Miles Jr. 724 00:39:47,428 --> 00:39:48,603 He just has to. 725 00:39:50,823 --> 00:39:53,086 Mitch: Jack Jr. [grunts] 726 00:39:54,479 --> 00:39:56,350 - Mitch Jr.: Come on my cake. - Puck: Let's go, Miles Jr. 727 00:39:57,264 --> 00:39:58,134 Come on. 728 00:40:00,485 --> 00:40:02,269 Water. My favorite. 729 00:40:03,662 --> 00:40:04,793 Water's your favorite? 730 00:40:06,229 --> 00:40:07,230 Mitch? 731 00:40:08,841 --> 00:40:10,930 I love the feel of water on my hands. [laughs] 732 00:40:11,104 --> 00:40:12,279 Kevin: How's it feel? How's it feel? 733 00:40:13,585 --> 00:40:15,282 Watch out on those rocks, Mitch. 734 00:40:15,456 --> 00:40:16,762 - [yelps] - Jack Jr.: Mitch. Watch... 735 00:40:16,936 --> 00:40:19,025 - You fell into the rapids. - Ow, Mitch! 736 00:40:19,199 --> 00:40:20,330 Why don't you hand me your famous skateboard 737 00:40:20,505 --> 00:40:21,506 to pull me up, Miles Jr.? 738 00:40:21,680 --> 00:40:22,942 I can't reach. 739 00:40:23,116 --> 00:40:24,204 Ah, Puck! 740 00:40:25,292 --> 00:40:26,772 [Mitch screams] 741 00:40:27,686 --> 00:40:30,732 [tense music playing] 742 00:40:33,996 --> 00:40:35,650 Jack Jr.: Great, Mitch and that other one are dead. 743 00:40:35,824 --> 00:40:38,871 And it's all exactly how you planned it. 744 00:40:39,045 --> 00:40:40,220 Is that what you wanted, Miles? 745 00:40:40,394 --> 00:40:41,351 Miles Jr.: Why would I want that? 746 00:40:41,526 --> 00:40:42,614 Jack Jr.: Because you got it. 747 00:40:42,788 --> 00:40:43,919 Miles Jr.: What are you talking about? 748 00:40:44,093 --> 00:40:44,833 Jack Jr.: For your footage, bitch. 749 00:40:45,007 --> 00:40:45,965 Miles Jr.: What footage? 750 00:40:46,139 --> 00:40:47,662 Jack Jr.: The writer's secret. 751 00:40:47,836 --> 00:40:50,448 You remember things and then use it in your material. 752 00:40:50,883 --> 00:40:52,319 Miles Jr.: How do you know about the writer's secret? 753 00:40:52,493 --> 00:40:53,929 - Who told you that? - Jack Jr.: You know what? 754 00:40:54,103 --> 00:40:55,496 You're the fucking Sammy Fabelman 755 00:40:55,670 --> 00:40:56,932 of comic books, dude. 756 00:40:57,106 --> 00:40:58,107 Miles Jr.: Uh, I'm the Sammy Fabelman 757 00:40:58,281 --> 00:40:59,195 of graphic novels. 758 00:40:59,369 --> 00:41:00,240 Jack Jr.: See, you admit it. 759 00:41:00,414 --> 00:41:02,024 Napa Boys Rule Number 109, 760 00:41:02,198 --> 00:41:03,722 "Never question The Sommelier." 761 00:41:03,896 --> 00:41:06,115 Miles Jr.: Oh, yeah, Napa Boys Rule Number, uh, 104, 762 00:41:06,289 --> 00:41:07,682 "You're a stupid asshole." 763 00:41:08,117 --> 00:41:09,554 - Jack Jr.: That's not a rule. - Miles Jr.: Yes, it is a rule. 764 00:41:09,902 --> 00:41:11,425 Jack Jr.: Yeah, right. 765 00:41:11,817 --> 00:41:15,385 Napa Boys Rule Number 54, uh, "Miles Jr. sucks his own dick." 766 00:41:15,560 --> 00:41:17,083 Miles Jr.: Uh, number hundred... 767 00:41:17,257 --> 00:41:18,563 Stifler's brother: Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey! 768 00:41:18,737 --> 00:41:20,042 Miles Jr.: What? 769 00:41:20,216 --> 00:41:20,956 Stifler's brother: Napa Boys Rule Number 2, 770 00:41:21,566 --> 00:41:23,437 "Never fight with another Napa Boy." 771 00:41:23,959 --> 00:41:25,831 - Jack Jr.: It's true. - Stifler's brother: Come on. 772 00:41:26,005 --> 00:41:26,875 Jack Jr.: It's true. 773 00:41:27,441 --> 00:41:28,573 [Stifler's brother shushes] 774 00:41:29,443 --> 00:41:30,270 You hear that? 775 00:41:30,444 --> 00:41:31,663 [serene music playing] 776 00:41:31,837 --> 00:41:33,403 Miles Jr.: What? I don't hear anything. 777 00:41:33,578 --> 00:41:34,492 Jack Jr.: It's this way. 778 00:41:35,710 --> 00:41:36,537 This way, yeah. 779 00:41:39,105 --> 00:41:40,889 - Miles Jr.: Huh? - Jack Jr.: This way. 780 00:42:01,997 --> 00:42:05,000 [gasps] Look. Look everyone, it's snowing! 781 00:42:07,655 --> 00:42:10,005 Whoa, the snow, it's so crazy. Here you go. 782 00:42:10,179 --> 00:42:11,964 - Thank you. - Careful, it's cold. 783 00:42:12,921 --> 00:42:15,489 As I was saying, I found myself in the trappings 784 00:42:15,663 --> 00:42:18,231 of a conventional, 20th-century existence. 785 00:42:18,405 --> 00:42:20,407 Dog, family, picket fence, the whole nine. 786 00:42:20,581 --> 00:42:21,451 Kim: Sure. 787 00:42:21,974 --> 00:42:23,541 Then I took ayahuasca in the D.R. 788 00:42:24,629 --> 00:42:26,021 I wake up. 789 00:42:26,195 --> 00:42:27,806 I FaceTime my family. I'm looking at them, 790 00:42:28,284 --> 00:42:31,766 and I realize... they're all strangers, you know? 791 00:42:31,940 --> 00:42:33,202 Uh-huh. 792 00:42:33,420 --> 00:42:35,422 You mean like the way I see my dad 793 00:42:35,596 --> 00:42:37,163 or like you're the dad? 794 00:42:38,033 --> 00:42:40,079 They're just like all these strangers that are assigned 795 00:42:40,253 --> 00:42:42,777 to me for these arbitrary societal reasons. 796 00:42:42,951 --> 00:42:46,781 [inhales] And really, it's just completely out of my control. 797 00:42:48,130 --> 00:42:50,132 But emotionally, I was very clear. 798 00:42:51,177 --> 00:42:53,396 My family are strangers who I don't know. 799 00:42:54,180 --> 00:42:55,355 Do you want to know me? 800 00:42:55,834 --> 00:42:58,401 So, so badly. 801 00:42:59,141 --> 00:43:00,099 Be tender. 802 00:43:00,621 --> 00:43:02,057 Be sweet to me. 803 00:43:03,537 --> 00:43:06,453 - [kisses] - [kisses] 804 00:43:08,281 --> 00:43:09,238 Stifler's brother: I don't know, Trix. 805 00:43:09,412 --> 00:43:10,892 I guess I, um... [clicks tongue] 806 00:43:11,066 --> 00:43:13,460 I guess I just always wanted to be like Zorro. 807 00:43:13,634 --> 00:43:15,244 [Trixie chuckles] 808 00:43:16,245 --> 00:43:17,116 Or like... 809 00:43:18,508 --> 00:43:22,512 Or like some sort of like a hero or something, you know? 810 00:43:22,687 --> 00:43:24,297 Like, you know, Zorro's Hispanic 811 00:43:24,471 --> 00:43:27,866 and I'm a Black guy from Compton. 812 00:43:28,736 --> 00:43:31,130 Hey, listen to me. You're my hero. 813 00:43:32,305 --> 00:43:34,960 And how you found me, you got me to stop dealing. 814 00:43:35,569 --> 00:43:37,353 I love you. You know that, right? 815 00:43:37,527 --> 00:43:39,138 - I love you more. - Trixie: No. 816 00:43:39,312 --> 00:43:41,662 Not possible. [chuckles] 817 00:43:41,836 --> 00:43:44,796 If you would have told me when I was a boy 818 00:43:45,579 --> 00:43:48,408 that my first Napa Boy adventure, 819 00:43:48,582 --> 00:43:51,324 I'd... I'd find the love of my life. I... 820 00:43:52,891 --> 00:43:55,023 I... I could do a backflip or some shit. 821 00:43:55,676 --> 00:43:57,678 - Do a backflip. - I would fucking do a backflip. 822 00:43:57,852 --> 00:43:59,724 - I dare you to do a backflip. - Stifler's brother: You dare me 823 00:43:59,898 --> 00:44:01,203 - to do a backflip? - Right now. 824 00:44:01,377 --> 00:44:02,683 - Watch my briefcase, baby. - Trixie: Okay. 825 00:44:04,511 --> 00:44:05,643 In the name of love. 826 00:44:07,383 --> 00:44:09,908 Trixie: Whoo! Yeah! 827 00:44:10,299 --> 00:44:11,823 Whoa, good form. 828 00:44:11,997 --> 00:44:12,867 Wow. 829 00:44:13,738 --> 00:44:16,523 Miles Jr., this is like living a dream. 830 00:44:16,697 --> 00:44:18,481 I've never seen snow before. 831 00:44:18,743 --> 00:44:20,875 Did your magic dance cause this? 832 00:44:21,049 --> 00:44:22,529 [chuckles] No, silly. 833 00:44:23,095 --> 00:44:24,226 It's Napa. 834 00:44:26,925 --> 00:44:28,491 - [kisses] - [kisses] 835 00:44:28,666 --> 00:44:30,929 - [gasps] - [Loretta chuckles] 836 00:44:35,324 --> 00:44:36,456 Whoa! 837 00:44:46,596 --> 00:44:48,947 Snow in Napa? 838 00:44:50,600 --> 00:44:51,863 Damn those Napa Boys. 839 00:44:53,342 --> 00:44:54,604 God damn them. 840 00:45:03,309 --> 00:45:06,791 John: The wine... Mitch left the top off the barrel. 841 00:45:07,661 --> 00:45:09,445 The new batch is ruined. 842 00:45:15,800 --> 00:45:18,846 Old Woman's voice: The boys, they grow. 843 00:45:20,674 --> 00:45:22,676 They grow and become men. 844 00:45:34,514 --> 00:45:37,996 [grunts] 845 00:45:39,998 --> 00:45:41,782 Oh, my God. 846 00:45:43,653 --> 00:45:44,916 Baby we gotta get out of here. 847 00:45:49,007 --> 00:45:49,834 Hey. 848 00:45:55,274 --> 00:45:56,144 Trixie. 849 00:46:00,105 --> 00:46:00,932 Trixie. 850 00:46:03,282 --> 00:46:04,413 Trixie. 851 00:46:05,023 --> 00:46:06,807 - Dude, what the fuck? - Stifler's brother: Trixie! 852 00:46:06,981 --> 00:46:08,287 What the fuck? 853 00:46:09,288 --> 00:46:10,463 - Get up. - Stifler's brother: Trixie! 854 00:46:10,768 --> 00:46:11,812 Really? 855 00:46:12,508 --> 00:46:13,945 Where'd they go? 856 00:46:14,119 --> 00:46:16,469 She's fucking dead! She fucking overdosed! 857 00:46:17,252 --> 00:46:18,863 Is she okay? 858 00:46:19,124 --> 00:46:20,429 Stifler's brother: She said she was gonna cut that shit out! 859 00:46:21,082 --> 00:46:21,909 Help! 860 00:46:22,605 --> 00:46:23,650 [sobs] 861 00:46:45,237 --> 00:46:47,979 - Jack Jr.: That's beautiful. - Miles Jr.: The card is good. 862 00:46:52,113 --> 00:46:56,465 What can I say about Trixie that hasn't already been said? 863 00:46:56,639 --> 00:46:58,076 [moose grunting] 864 00:46:58,598 --> 00:47:01,601 Oh, fuck. It's that moose that everybody looking for. 865 00:47:01,775 --> 00:47:03,821 Yeah, of course. Of course I'm going to die by moose. 866 00:47:03,995 --> 00:47:05,344 Hey, I'm going to kill it. 867 00:47:05,518 --> 00:47:07,563 - [epic music playing] - [moose grunting] 868 00:47:15,920 --> 00:47:20,359 Run, Majestic Moose! Run! What up, Napa Boys? 869 00:47:20,533 --> 00:47:22,404 - Snooch. - Jack Jr.: Look who it is. 870 00:47:22,578 --> 00:47:24,624 The Abbot and Costello of New Jersey. 871 00:47:24,798 --> 00:47:26,321 What are you guys doing here? 872 00:47:26,495 --> 00:47:28,410 We're moose hunting. What does it fucking look like? 873 00:47:28,933 --> 00:47:31,805 Oh, right. We're moose hunter hunting. 874 00:47:31,979 --> 00:47:33,894 All right, messing with fucking Elmer Fudd, 875 00:47:34,068 --> 00:47:35,809 going FernGully on their asses. 876 00:47:35,983 --> 00:47:38,029 That's beautiful. You guys really care. 877 00:47:38,203 --> 00:47:40,118 Miles Jr., you little virgin, man. 878 00:47:40,292 --> 00:47:42,990 How's that wife? She is fucking fine. 879 00:47:43,643 --> 00:47:44,862 - [music concludes] - Jay: Oh, what, man? 880 00:47:45,036 --> 00:47:46,211 You have something to say? 881 00:47:48,300 --> 00:47:49,562 Sorry, guys. 882 00:47:49,736 --> 00:47:50,693 Maybe if you had a bigger franchise, 883 00:47:50,868 --> 00:47:52,478 we might get a speech. 884 00:47:52,652 --> 00:47:54,872 You know what? Fuck you. There wasn't gonna be a speech. 885 00:47:55,046 --> 00:47:56,177 Not even a fucking quip. 886 00:47:56,351 --> 00:47:57,483 But now there's gonna be a speech, 887 00:47:57,657 --> 00:47:59,093 because of that fucking attitude. 888 00:47:59,267 --> 00:48:02,227 Jesus. Don't shit on other franchises, man. 889 00:48:02,401 --> 00:48:04,272 Number one, it's bad luck for us. 890 00:48:04,446 --> 00:48:06,709 Number two, everyone's trying their hardest, man. 891 00:48:06,884 --> 00:48:08,668 Don't be the fucking Internet about it. 892 00:48:08,842 --> 00:48:10,757 Miles Jr., what he's trying 893 00:48:10,931 --> 00:48:13,281 to say is we're really sorry that you're going 894 00:48:13,455 --> 00:48:16,415 through it right now, man. Like, sometimes life 895 00:48:16,589 --> 00:48:18,852 "lifes" you straight up the ass, often lubeless. 896 00:48:19,026 --> 00:48:21,376 But fuck all that. You're the Napa Boys, man. 897 00:48:22,290 --> 00:48:24,902 You guys are inspiring. You inspired us. 898 00:48:25,424 --> 00:48:27,121 Fuck, man, look at you. 899 00:48:27,295 --> 00:48:30,124 You're all about fellowship and vino and shit like that. 900 00:48:30,603 --> 00:48:31,604 So, what happened? 901 00:48:31,778 --> 00:48:34,215 Did you get old? Did you grow up? 902 00:48:35,129 --> 00:48:36,783 Did you let go of your hopes and dreams? 903 00:48:37,436 --> 00:48:39,307 Why? Because of a fairness fallacy? 904 00:48:39,481 --> 00:48:41,788 Fuck that. Look at Jack Jr. 905 00:48:42,223 --> 00:48:45,574 Motherfucker cheats on his wife relentlessly, 906 00:48:45,748 --> 00:48:49,839 still has a really beautiful and alive family. 907 00:48:50,014 --> 00:48:51,276 And look at him. 908 00:48:51,450 --> 00:48:52,842 Fucking beautiful, right? Stunning. 909 00:48:53,017 --> 00:48:54,801 Looks like a young Tony Curtis. 910 00:48:54,975 --> 00:48:56,107 And this is gonna sound corny as shit, 911 00:48:56,281 --> 00:48:57,369 but you know what you really are? 912 00:48:57,543 --> 00:48:58,500 Do you know? 913 00:48:59,371 --> 00:49:00,633 Do you know what they really are? 914 00:49:01,286 --> 00:49:02,113 Beautiful. 915 00:49:03,810 --> 00:49:06,247 Silent Bob: They're the family that they've chosen. 916 00:49:06,421 --> 00:49:09,816 You're the family you've chosen, which is way better 917 00:49:09,990 --> 00:49:11,905 than the family you're stuck with. 918 00:49:12,079 --> 00:49:14,168 You guys need to go find the Milfonator, man. 919 00:49:14,342 --> 00:49:15,865 She'll help you out. Go to her house. 920 00:49:16,040 --> 00:49:18,042 Thirty clicks down this road, okay? 921 00:49:18,216 --> 00:49:19,521 You'll get there just fine. 922 00:49:19,695 --> 00:49:22,916 And, boys, take it from Jay and Silent Bob. 923 00:49:23,395 --> 00:49:25,310 You're gonna make it to the Great Grape Festival. 924 00:49:26,267 --> 00:49:27,921 And speaking of Jay and Silent Bob, 925 00:49:28,095 --> 00:49:30,489 when you see the Milfonator, you give her maybe one, two, 926 00:49:30,663 --> 00:49:34,058 no, three pumps from us snoogins. 927 00:49:34,232 --> 00:49:36,060 Thank you, guys. Down here? 928 00:49:36,234 --> 00:49:38,497 Jack Jr.: Yeah, over that way. Remember, 30 clicks. 929 00:49:38,671 --> 00:49:39,802 Thirty clicks. 930 00:49:39,977 --> 00:49:41,282 Jack Jr.: Yeah, nice meeting you. 931 00:49:41,456 --> 00:49:41,891 Yeah, good seeing you guys. Yeah, snooches. 932 00:49:42,805 --> 00:49:44,372 All right, listen. 933 00:49:44,590 --> 00:49:46,157 Why don't we go up that hill, go look for that moose, 934 00:49:46,331 --> 00:49:47,985 find it, and fuck it? 935 00:49:49,943 --> 00:49:54,339 [menacing music playing] 936 00:49:58,473 --> 00:50:01,781 I'm at the Milfonator's house, aren't I? 937 00:50:01,955 --> 00:50:04,218 I haven't seen this old bitch since I fucked her 20 years ago, 938 00:50:04,392 --> 00:50:06,264 so, don't fuck this up for me, dude. 939 00:50:06,438 --> 00:50:07,700 What are you saying, man? 940 00:50:09,832 --> 00:50:12,966 [chuckles] Hey, Kim, what are you doing here? 941 00:50:13,140 --> 00:50:16,143 You stopped by Milfonator house too, like us? 942 00:50:16,752 --> 00:50:19,277 You Napa Boys must be here to say hi 943 00:50:19,451 --> 00:50:21,235 to the so-called Milfonator. 944 00:50:21,409 --> 00:50:23,977 Uh, yes, yes, I would. Thank you. 945 00:50:24,151 --> 00:50:26,066 - That would be so nice. - Mom! 946 00:50:26,762 --> 00:50:29,591 Mom, the Napa Boys are here. 947 00:50:29,765 --> 00:50:31,419 - Mom? - I have to go. 948 00:50:31,593 --> 00:50:33,117 - Jack Jr.: Okay. [chuckles] - Bye, Jack. [kisses] 949 00:50:33,291 --> 00:50:34,640 - Bye. - Miles Jr.: Bye. 950 00:50:37,251 --> 00:50:38,600 Is she my fucking daughter, dude? 951 00:50:38,774 --> 00:50:39,993 Miles Jr.: I don't know. 952 00:50:40,167 --> 00:50:41,386 Is she my fucking daughter, dude? 953 00:50:41,560 --> 00:50:43,083 - No. I don't... - Did I just fuck-- 954 00:50:43,257 --> 00:50:44,563 Did I just fuck my own daughter, dude? 955 00:50:44,737 --> 00:50:46,130 I don't know, what am I, Mr. Math? 956 00:50:46,304 --> 00:50:47,131 Yes. 957 00:51:01,928 --> 00:51:04,452 Well, well, well. 958 00:51:05,801 --> 00:51:09,675 Miles Jr. and his no-good cohort, Jack Jr. 959 00:51:09,849 --> 00:51:11,024 [chuckles] 960 00:51:11,198 --> 00:51:14,767 Come in, boys. Come in. Welcome. 961 00:51:14,941 --> 00:51:17,465 Milfonator, the Napa Boys are lost. 962 00:51:18,118 --> 00:51:19,598 We need your help. 963 00:51:19,772 --> 00:51:25,169 Oh, you naughty Napa Boys. Always breezin' in. 964 00:51:26,518 --> 00:51:30,478 Always asking the wrong questions. 965 00:51:31,131 --> 00:51:32,741 Dude, I fucked my daughter. 966 00:51:32,915 --> 00:51:34,743 Actually, it's not really important right now. 967 00:51:34,917 --> 00:51:36,397 The Milfonator is right here, 968 00:51:36,571 --> 00:51:40,488 now, your little daddy-daughter novella or whatever... 969 00:51:40,662 --> 00:51:44,710 So, we traveled here from the cave cellar of wonder, 970 00:51:44,884 --> 00:51:47,016 and we need your help. 971 00:51:47,191 --> 00:51:50,629 The Sommelier predicted 972 00:51:50,803 --> 00:51:54,850 once the Napa Boys were reunited... 973 00:51:57,026 --> 00:51:59,290 they would give the world... 974 00:52:01,988 --> 00:52:03,816 Well, the message doesn't exactly say, 975 00:52:03,990 --> 00:52:05,600 it just keeps repeating. 976 00:52:07,776 --> 00:52:08,777 Speak, you frail bitch! 977 00:52:09,474 --> 00:52:10,779 Find the grape. 978 00:52:13,739 --> 00:52:15,306 Find the grape. 979 00:52:17,917 --> 00:52:19,353 Find the grape. 980 00:52:20,833 --> 00:52:24,141 Find the grape! 981 00:52:25,925 --> 00:52:30,103 - [shushes] Quiet, quiet. - [music concludes] 982 00:52:30,712 --> 00:52:32,975 - Is Milfonator fucking dead? - I don't know. 983 00:52:33,280 --> 00:52:35,282 I don't know. I don't know. What? 984 00:52:35,935 --> 00:52:37,371 Where the fuck are your pants? 985 00:52:37,589 --> 00:52:41,027 Dude, I told you about my belt malfunction, bro! 986 00:52:41,201 --> 00:52:42,637 - Okay, I'll follow. - Miles Jr.: Oh, I'm sorry. 987 00:52:42,811 --> 00:52:44,422 You didn't mention a thing about the fucking belt. 988 00:52:44,596 --> 00:52:45,945 Where the fuck are your pants? 989 00:52:46,119 --> 00:52:46,946 Jack Jr.: Every time I'm at the Milfonator's, 990 00:52:47,120 --> 00:52:48,556 I also get a boner. 991 00:52:48,730 --> 00:52:49,862 When I don't wear a belt, my pants fall off. 992 00:53:01,178 --> 00:53:04,224 Alice: They called me the Queen of Petticoat Lane. 993 00:53:04,398 --> 00:53:06,139 [chuckles] 994 00:53:07,009 --> 00:53:09,098 - I guess I was in a way. - [emotional music playing] 995 00:53:10,578 --> 00:53:13,842 I remember I did wear a petticoat once. 996 00:53:16,018 --> 00:53:19,021 But the nickname had already been attached. 997 00:53:20,414 --> 00:53:23,287 So, I guess I was kind of playing into it some. 998 00:53:23,461 --> 00:53:24,766 [chuckles softly] 999 00:53:27,247 --> 00:53:31,077 And I remember saying right then and there... 1000 00:53:32,818 --> 00:53:36,038 "I was going to enjoy life." 1001 00:53:36,256 --> 00:53:37,649 Oh, no, no, no, no. 1002 00:53:37,823 --> 00:53:39,912 Come on, you a trailblazing legend, okay? 1003 00:53:40,521 --> 00:53:43,916 I'm proud of you. You taught us all to live life. 1004 00:53:46,266 --> 00:53:48,007 And I honestly can't even say that I have. 1005 00:53:49,530 --> 00:53:51,793 You're one of the last real cowboys on this earth. 1006 00:53:53,273 --> 00:53:54,405 I love you like a daughter. 1007 00:53:57,321 --> 00:53:59,279 Are you an angel? 1008 00:54:00,062 --> 00:54:01,281 No, ma'am. 1009 00:54:03,501 --> 00:54:04,632 I'm a Napa Boy. 1010 00:54:06,286 --> 00:54:07,940 You know what he meant 1011 00:54:08,854 --> 00:54:12,074 when he told us he had that darn dream? 1012 00:54:15,817 --> 00:54:17,863 You must sleep now, Miss Milfonator, 1013 00:54:18,037 --> 00:54:20,387 Queen of Petticoat Lane. 1014 00:54:37,535 --> 00:54:38,884 I guess everyone always said 1015 00:54:39,058 --> 00:54:40,538 if I wanted to be a real reporter, 1016 00:54:40,712 --> 00:54:41,930 I'd have to become the story. 1017 00:54:42,104 --> 00:54:44,368 So, I guess this is a good thing. 1018 00:54:45,543 --> 00:54:48,372 [coughs] 1019 00:54:51,113 --> 00:54:53,681 [breathes heavily] 1020 00:54:56,380 --> 00:54:57,642 I don't feel so good. 1021 00:54:58,251 --> 00:54:59,644 It's all right. 1022 00:54:59,818 --> 00:55:00,993 We will get you back to the grape festival 1023 00:55:01,167 --> 00:55:02,037 in time, Mitch. 1024 00:55:03,082 --> 00:55:04,126 Oh, no. 1025 00:55:04,736 --> 00:55:06,825 - I'm a big dum-dum, Puck. - Puck: No. 1026 00:55:08,740 --> 00:55:09,697 Why? 1027 00:55:10,263 --> 00:55:13,179 The berries are ruined. My winery, bye-bye. 1028 00:55:14,485 --> 00:55:15,660 All is lost. 1029 00:55:18,793 --> 00:55:20,360 Disembodied female voice: Find the grape. 1030 00:55:21,535 --> 00:55:23,363 Find the grape. 1031 00:55:25,278 --> 00:55:28,890 [gasps, munches] Hmm! 1032 00:55:29,064 --> 00:55:31,719 Oh, yummy, yummy, yummy. Oh, my St. Algier. 1033 00:55:32,894 --> 00:55:35,941 Special magic berries. [laughs] 1034 00:55:36,115 --> 00:55:37,551 I took wine making in grade school. 1035 00:55:37,725 --> 00:55:38,987 I know all about crystallizing. Give it here. 1036 00:55:39,161 --> 00:55:41,076 It's rare in this climate, 1037 00:55:41,250 --> 00:55:43,165 but it can render a pretty dope effect 1038 00:55:43,340 --> 00:55:45,080 on the vintage. [chuckles] 1039 00:55:45,254 --> 00:55:47,909 And sure, we use refrigerators instead of a freak snowfall. 1040 00:55:48,083 --> 00:55:50,782 So, it's true. You're all witches? 1041 00:55:51,217 --> 00:55:53,524 No, it's not magic. It's science. 1042 00:55:55,177 --> 00:55:56,788 With a berry this dark, 1043 00:55:56,962 --> 00:55:59,617 the wine would be classified as... [gasps] 1044 00:56:00,444 --> 00:56:01,749 As what? 1045 00:56:03,055 --> 00:56:04,099 It can't be. 1046 00:56:04,578 --> 00:56:05,753 Mitch: Can't be what? 1047 00:56:06,406 --> 00:56:09,017 - [chuckles] - What are you smiling at? 1048 00:56:09,757 --> 00:56:10,889 What's the good news? 1049 00:56:12,847 --> 00:56:13,979 - What's happening? - [music concludes] 1050 00:56:18,418 --> 00:56:20,159 It'd be good to see the girls again. 1051 00:56:21,160 --> 00:56:22,596 Reporter: We are just confirming details 1052 00:56:22,770 --> 00:56:24,903 that the Napa girls are now dead. 1053 00:56:25,077 --> 00:56:27,819 The beloved counterpart to the Napa Boys... 1054 00:56:27,993 --> 00:56:29,908 Hey, baby. What's going on? 1055 00:56:30,082 --> 00:56:32,432 The Napa girls are dead. It's terrible. 1056 00:56:32,606 --> 00:56:34,086 [with reporter] Their spaceship crashed 1057 00:56:34,260 --> 00:56:35,957 along the coast of Big Sur. 1058 00:56:36,654 --> 00:56:38,133 Napa girls are dead? 1059 00:56:38,743 --> 00:56:40,266 Feels like I'm in a bad dream. 1060 00:56:40,440 --> 00:56:42,529 - Got these for you. - Thank you. [kisses] 1061 00:56:43,269 --> 00:56:45,619 Yeah, it feels like I'm dreaming. 1062 00:56:46,664 --> 00:56:50,929 Um, uh, Loretta. I texted you yesterday. 1063 00:56:51,103 --> 00:56:53,061 Loretta: You cannot be serious right now. 1064 00:56:53,235 --> 00:56:54,976 I told you I needed to take it slow 1065 00:56:55,150 --> 00:56:56,935 - from day one... - Miles Jr.: But it is slow. 1066 00:56:57,109 --> 00:56:58,545 It is slow, Loretta. 1067 00:56:58,719 --> 00:57:00,765 Don't you understand? we're just two people. 1068 00:57:01,026 --> 00:57:03,985 We're just two people And you know what? Here I am, 1069 00:57:04,508 --> 00:57:06,074 and I fell in love. 1070 00:57:06,248 --> 00:57:07,815 And isn't that what we're here for on this earth? 1071 00:57:07,989 --> 00:57:10,905 Not for texting and taking it slow, 1072 00:57:11,079 --> 00:57:13,560 but for love and kisses. 1073 00:57:13,734 --> 00:57:16,520 I should have known dating a Napa Boy. 1074 00:57:17,259 --> 00:57:18,522 The sign didn't say Napa men. 1075 00:57:18,696 --> 00:57:20,306 I am a man, Mommy. 1076 00:57:20,480 --> 00:57:23,265 - Oh, my God. - Loretta! I said Loretta! 1077 00:57:23,440 --> 00:57:25,485 You texted her? I told you to wait four days, pussy. 1078 00:57:25,659 --> 00:57:26,965 Shut the fuck up! 1079 00:57:27,139 --> 00:57:28,706 Don't talk to him like that, you crybaby. 1080 00:57:28,880 --> 00:57:30,447 Yeah, he is a big crybaby. 1081 00:57:30,621 --> 00:57:31,970 He cried about his skateboard the other day, too. 1082 00:57:32,144 --> 00:57:34,146 Loretta: Skateboarding? You can't be serious. 1083 00:57:34,320 --> 00:57:36,540 I thought you were quitting skateboarding, Miles Jr. 1084 00:57:36,714 --> 00:57:38,367 I can't believe I thought I was gonna marry you. 1085 00:57:38,542 --> 00:57:40,848 Loretta! I made you a mix CD. 1086 00:57:41,458 --> 00:57:42,546 Oh, my God. 1087 00:57:43,329 --> 00:57:45,853 Look, look. [pants] 1088 00:57:46,027 --> 00:57:49,509 It's got special... It's not just like famous songs. 1089 00:57:50,336 --> 00:57:51,511 [sighs] 1090 00:57:52,207 --> 00:57:54,645 You realize you're the same age as they were in City Slickers? 1091 00:57:55,689 --> 00:57:58,300 [tender music playing] 1092 00:57:59,737 --> 00:58:00,651 Miles Jr.: Baby. 1093 00:58:03,262 --> 00:58:04,698 I'm young. 1094 00:58:04,872 --> 00:58:06,091 Squirm: Come now, kitties. 1095 00:58:06,308 --> 00:58:08,572 Come, my kitties. Come, come, come. 1096 00:58:09,181 --> 00:58:13,098 Kitty, kitty, kitties. Yes. Good. Very good. 1097 00:58:13,272 --> 00:58:15,753 Very good, kitties. Yes. 1098 00:58:17,929 --> 00:58:22,934 Aw. If it isn't little Miles Jr. 1099 00:58:23,587 --> 00:58:25,589 Get out of here, Squirm! 1100 00:58:25,763 --> 00:58:29,854 Get out of here? No, I think not. 1101 00:58:30,637 --> 00:58:33,684 In fact, I'd rather fuck my own sister. 1102 00:58:34,511 --> 00:58:36,774 Come to think of it, I just may. 1103 00:58:37,470 --> 00:58:40,604 Life is short not to fuck your sister. 1104 00:58:40,778 --> 00:58:44,608 [stammers] You take your cats and you get lost. 1105 00:58:44,782 --> 00:58:47,393 Miles, have you met my cats? 1106 00:58:47,567 --> 00:58:48,525 [kittens meow] 1107 00:58:48,699 --> 00:58:51,658 This cat's name is Amelia. 1108 00:58:52,572 --> 00:58:57,621 And this little kitty's name is Miles Jr.'s 1109 00:58:57,795 --> 00:58:59,579 dead little daughter. 1110 00:58:59,753 --> 00:59:01,015 [groans softly] 1111 00:59:01,189 --> 00:59:02,451 Stifler's brother: Watch it, Squirm. 1112 00:59:06,194 --> 00:59:07,544 [music concludes] 1113 00:59:10,372 --> 00:59:14,159 And for those of you keeping score at home, 1114 00:59:14,768 --> 00:59:18,685 that's Squirm one, Napa Boys zero. 1115 00:59:18,859 --> 00:59:21,993 - [emotional music playing] - Now, if you'll excuse me, 1116 00:59:22,602 --> 00:59:25,170 I have a grape festival to win. 1117 00:59:25,953 --> 00:59:29,087 Sometimes I just wonder if I'll ever make it 1118 00:59:29,261 --> 00:59:30,479 out of Napa Valley. 1119 00:59:30,654 --> 00:59:32,786 I'll take you far away from here, baby. 1120 00:59:35,049 --> 00:59:38,923 I wish you were in love with me the way Miles Jr. loves Loretta. 1121 00:59:39,097 --> 00:59:41,316 I am, so much more than him. 1122 00:59:41,490 --> 00:59:43,362 I'm the one who taught him all that sappy stuff. 1123 00:59:43,536 --> 00:59:44,755 Sappy? 1124 00:59:44,929 --> 00:59:46,452 Sappy to the cynics of the world. 1125 00:59:46,626 --> 00:59:48,889 I told you to get a divorce is a sin in my culture. 1126 00:59:50,195 --> 00:59:52,589 Here. I want to show you this. 1127 00:59:56,505 --> 00:59:58,333 Look at all this stupid shit. 1128 00:59:59,683 --> 01:00:01,032 "Petite Brasserie"? 1129 01:00:02,729 --> 01:00:05,166 "Chateau Paris." These are all French restaurants. 1130 01:00:05,340 --> 01:00:07,299 Guilty as charged, I'm a baguette head, 1131 01:00:07,473 --> 01:00:10,258 - but I'm also a match head. - You like to burn things? 1132 01:00:10,432 --> 01:00:14,306 Never. I keep them in case the Gemini moon ever arrives, 1133 01:00:14,480 --> 01:00:16,351 - you silly goose. - [distant fireworks] 1134 01:00:19,224 --> 01:00:21,618 - Fireworks. - Wow. 1135 01:00:23,358 --> 01:00:24,359 The festival begins. 1136 01:00:34,631 --> 01:00:37,982 That must be the festival. That's where we gotta head. 1137 01:00:41,028 --> 01:00:42,290 Happy birthday, Puck. 1138 01:00:43,814 --> 01:00:44,989 Puck: Thanks, Mitch. 1139 01:00:46,817 --> 01:00:47,905 A toast. 1140 01:00:49,080 --> 01:00:50,124 Here. 1141 01:00:51,430 --> 01:00:53,780 Here's to Puck's special wine. 1142 01:00:59,786 --> 01:01:01,179 Puck: Oh, careful. You're spilling. 1143 01:01:02,484 --> 01:01:05,966 No, I like to decant it with beard hair. 1144 01:01:08,273 --> 01:01:10,362 Not your dream birthday date, I guess. 1145 01:01:10,884 --> 01:01:12,625 - What? Sure you are. - [music concludes] 1146 01:01:13,495 --> 01:01:16,455 Really? But I can't even dance. 1147 01:01:16,629 --> 01:01:19,588 I told John I would do a country dance with him 1148 01:01:19,763 --> 01:01:21,242 at the Great Grape Festival. 1149 01:01:21,939 --> 01:01:23,549 I can't even do a country dance. 1150 01:01:23,723 --> 01:01:26,160 Turn on that portable radio. 1151 01:01:26,334 --> 01:01:27,988 - ♪ ["Pennsylvania Polka" by Frankie Yankovic playing] ♪ - [indistinct chatter] 1152 01:01:36,214 --> 01:01:38,695 - [car horn honking] - [tires screeching] 1153 01:01:40,479 --> 01:01:42,611 The Great Grape Festival. 1154 01:01:43,134 --> 01:01:44,657 Wow, look, even the mayor of Napa's here. 1155 01:01:44,831 --> 01:01:49,096 See, Miles Jr.? Everything's gonna be all right. 1156 01:01:49,270 --> 01:01:50,794 What the fuck are you talking about? 1157 01:01:50,968 --> 01:01:52,926 - Nothing is all right. - I'm talking about me for once. 1158 01:01:53,100 --> 01:01:54,536 I believe in something called positive energy. 1159 01:01:54,711 --> 01:01:57,714 Meanwhile, you're here with your negative, pussy-less, 1160 01:01:57,888 --> 01:01:59,193 wifeless energy, 1161 01:01:59,367 --> 01:02:01,848 I'm here sipping delicious pinot grig, 1162 01:02:02,022 --> 01:02:05,069 plowing this smoking hot blonde while my wife 1163 01:02:05,243 --> 01:02:07,114 - is home none the wiser. - Your wife? 1164 01:02:07,288 --> 01:02:08,899 - [kisses] My wife? - [chuckles] 1165 01:02:09,073 --> 01:02:11,031 Uh, out with the old, in with the new, I always say. 1166 01:02:11,205 --> 01:02:13,860 Screw my wife. Um, I'm trying to tell you 1167 01:02:14,034 --> 01:02:15,514 about how much I love plowing her pussy. 1168 01:02:15,688 --> 01:02:17,385 - Don't you hear that? - Miles Jr.: Turn around! 1169 01:02:17,559 --> 01:02:19,257 Turn around! Help me! 1170 01:02:19,866 --> 01:02:21,650 Oh, no. Miles Jr., are you okay? 1171 01:02:21,825 --> 01:02:23,217 - Hi. - Hey, honey. 1172 01:02:23,391 --> 01:02:25,611 Oh, my God. How did you get here? 1173 01:02:25,785 --> 01:02:27,787 - You surprised me again. - [chuckles] 1174 01:02:27,961 --> 01:02:30,050 - You always surprise me. - I know. 1175 01:02:30,224 --> 01:02:32,400 Look at Miles Jr., asleep on the floor as usual. 1176 01:02:32,574 --> 01:02:33,793 Such a little bitch. 1177 01:02:33,967 --> 01:02:35,882 Now, it is time for us to introduce 1178 01:02:36,056 --> 01:02:39,712 our super-secret celebrity guest judge. 1179 01:02:39,886 --> 01:02:41,322 You're gonna wonder how we got this guy here, 1180 01:02:41,496 --> 01:02:42,846 and I'll just say, 1181 01:02:43,020 --> 01:02:45,152 uh, we made him an offer he couldn't refuse. 1182 01:02:45,326 --> 01:02:46,850 - [spits] - Wilbur: Here he is, 1183 01:02:47,024 --> 01:02:50,114 the king of wine himself, Francis Ford Coppola! 1184 01:02:50,288 --> 01:02:51,768 [crowd applauding] 1185 01:02:52,986 --> 01:02:54,118 Jack Jr.: Oh, my fucking God. 1186 01:02:55,380 --> 01:02:58,165 No, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby. 1187 01:02:58,339 --> 01:03:00,864 As I always tell my beautiful daughter, 1188 01:03:01,038 --> 01:03:03,692 Sophia, Napa Valley is the closest 1189 01:03:03,867 --> 01:03:07,435 earthly embodiment of Caesar Catalina's vision 1190 01:03:07,609 --> 01:03:08,785 for Megalopolis. 1191 01:03:11,439 --> 01:03:14,094 - It's an amazing film. - Of course it's a great film. 1192 01:03:14,268 --> 01:03:16,618 All of his films are great. That's the problem. 1193 01:03:16,793 --> 01:03:19,404 Francis Ford Coppola is my wife's one hall pass. 1194 01:03:19,578 --> 01:03:20,492 Gnarly. 1195 01:03:21,493 --> 01:03:23,756 You know, Trixie said we would never need a hall pass, 1196 01:03:23,930 --> 01:03:26,585 because she would just put me on it. But she died. 1197 01:03:26,759 --> 01:03:28,282 I make wine. 1198 01:03:28,456 --> 01:03:29,544 Stifler's brother: Imagine competing for my wife 1199 01:03:29,718 --> 01:03:31,024 with Francis Ford Coppola. 1200 01:03:31,198 --> 01:03:33,374 I know, like I always say, women are crazy. 1201 01:03:33,548 --> 01:03:36,377 Hey, yuck, not all of us are. 1202 01:03:37,030 --> 01:03:39,337 Francis: Who's ready for the smooches? 1203 01:03:39,511 --> 01:03:41,165 [crowd applauding] 1204 01:03:41,992 --> 01:03:43,820 And one more thing, Tetro. 1205 01:03:52,524 --> 01:03:54,265 - She's gonna fuck him. - Mm-mm. 1206 01:03:54,482 --> 01:03:56,441 - Maybe not. - [music concludes] 1207 01:03:56,615 --> 01:03:59,270 [romantic blues music playing over radio] 1208 01:03:59,444 --> 01:04:01,359 - Puck: Two and three. - Mitch: Two and three. 1209 01:04:02,142 --> 01:04:04,188 - I'm a dancer. [chuckles] - You're a natural. 1210 01:04:04,362 --> 01:04:05,493 Now, spin. 1211 01:04:07,713 --> 01:04:10,498 [both laugh] 1212 01:04:13,762 --> 01:04:15,286 I'm making you spin. 1213 01:04:16,461 --> 01:04:18,550 - [laughs] - [coughs] 1214 01:04:21,945 --> 01:04:24,121 [spits, breathes heavily] 1215 01:04:26,253 --> 01:04:27,211 Oh, sorry. 1216 01:04:28,081 --> 01:04:30,605 You know... it's funny. 1217 01:04:32,172 --> 01:04:34,958 When you're a kid, you just go to sleep. 1218 01:04:35,741 --> 01:04:36,960 A little regular style. 1219 01:04:39,092 --> 01:04:41,181 By closing your eyes and... 1220 01:04:42,182 --> 01:04:45,316 I don't know what you call that. You just sort of... 1221 01:04:48,101 --> 01:04:51,017 Do they have a name for that? A name for... 1222 01:04:54,629 --> 01:04:55,979 [whimsical music playing] 1223 01:04:57,284 --> 01:04:58,590 What am I going to do 1224 01:04:58,764 --> 01:04:59,983 about Francis Coppola fucking my wife? 1225 01:05:00,157 --> 01:05:01,636 Miles Jr.: Are you crying? 1226 01:05:01,810 --> 01:05:04,509 Look, now, who's crying, right? Now, who's crying? 1227 01:05:04,683 --> 01:05:07,599 I can't lose Monica, man. I know I'm a bad person. 1228 01:05:07,773 --> 01:05:10,080 I know I cheated on her and I do bad things, 1229 01:05:10,254 --> 01:05:11,820 but you know about flowers? 1230 01:05:11,995 --> 01:05:14,475 And you know about what music to pick out? 1231 01:05:14,649 --> 01:05:16,608 Come on, give me a writer's secret. 1232 01:05:17,000 --> 01:05:19,785 A Fabelman miracle? 1233 01:05:20,525 --> 01:05:21,526 Stifler's brother: Come on, Miles Jr., think. 1234 01:05:21,700 --> 01:05:23,136 Help him think. His eye's wet. 1235 01:05:23,310 --> 01:05:24,877 Okay, hold on. Just hold on. Let me think. 1236 01:05:25,051 --> 01:05:26,705 - Help me. - Okay, I've got it. 1237 01:05:26,879 --> 01:05:28,359 I've got it. Just let go. 1238 01:05:29,534 --> 01:05:30,535 Okay. 1239 01:05:32,145 --> 01:05:36,280 Why don't you just go dress up as Francis Ford Coppola 1240 01:05:36,454 --> 01:05:40,371 and then go fuck her as Francis Ford Coppola? 1241 01:05:43,765 --> 01:05:48,118 [chuckles] As Francis... This is why people love writers. 1242 01:05:48,683 --> 01:05:51,295 Miles Jr.... [kisses] ...you're a genius. 1243 01:05:52,165 --> 01:05:53,819 Hey, megalopolis heads. 1244 01:05:56,778 --> 01:05:59,520 [uplifting music playing] 1245 01:06:00,913 --> 01:06:02,915 I don't think I feel well, Master. 1246 01:06:07,006 --> 01:06:08,225 We're almost there. 1247 01:06:09,791 --> 01:06:11,010 You're saving me. 1248 01:06:12,838 --> 01:06:13,882 [grunts] 1249 01:06:14,666 --> 01:06:16,407 [snake hissing] 1250 01:06:20,585 --> 01:06:24,067 Mitch: Oh, bother. A snake bit my hand now. 1251 01:06:24,502 --> 01:06:26,939 - What? - My hand, a snake bit it. 1252 01:06:27,635 --> 01:06:29,115 - Puck: Mitch, can you hear me? - [groans] 1253 01:06:30,856 --> 01:06:32,989 - Look away now. - Mitch: Okay. 1254 01:06:34,729 --> 01:06:35,861 Ow. 1255 01:06:37,384 --> 01:06:39,125 [sucks, spits] 1256 01:06:40,692 --> 01:06:42,694 Mitch: You don't have to do that. 1257 01:06:43,651 --> 01:06:46,002 Thank you for taking the poison out of me, Puck. 1258 01:06:47,525 --> 01:06:48,743 That's what Napa Boys do. 1259 01:06:53,531 --> 01:06:56,969 Francis, is that you? I'm ready. 1260 01:06:57,143 --> 01:07:00,538 Jack Jr.: Yes, Monica, it's me, Francis Ford Coppola. 1261 01:07:01,365 --> 01:07:03,323 I made One from the Heart. 1262 01:07:03,497 --> 01:07:05,760 I want you to go Apocalypse Now on this pussy. 1263 01:07:05,934 --> 01:07:07,327 Stifler's brother: Look here, man. 1264 01:07:07,501 --> 01:07:08,807 I was just looking through this law book. 1265 01:07:08,981 --> 01:07:10,678 It says that what Jack Jr. is about to do 1266 01:07:10,852 --> 01:07:12,680 is still considered naughty, man, even if it's your wife. 1267 01:07:12,854 --> 01:07:14,378 We got to stop him, man. Come on. 1268 01:07:14,552 --> 01:07:15,683 - [muffled perky music playing] - Robert Evans and I 1269 01:07:15,857 --> 01:07:18,164 had a lot of disagreements. 1270 01:07:18,338 --> 01:07:21,428 I also make wine, and I'm not Jack Jr. 1271 01:07:21,602 --> 01:07:22,951 We got to stop him 1272 01:07:23,126 --> 01:07:24,388 before he does the naughty with his wife. 1273 01:07:24,562 --> 01:07:27,043 I'm going to put my penis twixt... [grunts] 1274 01:07:27,826 --> 01:07:33,136 Miles Jr.: Oh, yes. Hello. It's me, Francis Ford Coppola. 1275 01:07:33,310 --> 01:07:34,485 Now, Miles Jr. is going to fuck my wife. 1276 01:07:34,659 --> 01:07:35,573 He's not fucking her. 1277 01:07:35,747 --> 01:07:37,270 Yeah, but she's so wet for him. 1278 01:07:37,444 --> 01:07:39,229 You and Steven and Brian and George. 1279 01:07:39,403 --> 01:07:41,579 Oh, shit. It's the real Coppola. 1280 01:07:42,710 --> 01:07:44,147 [groans] 1281 01:07:44,321 --> 01:07:45,539 I wanna fuck someone who's not my husband. 1282 01:07:46,323 --> 01:07:48,716 Put it in me, Francis. Oh, yeah. 1283 01:07:48,890 --> 01:07:50,327 - Give it to me, Francis. - Stifler's brother: Uh... 1284 01:07:52,546 --> 01:07:54,331 - I made The Godfather. - [music concludes] 1285 01:07:54,505 --> 01:07:56,159 - [indistinct chatter] - [crowd cheering] 1286 01:07:56,333 --> 01:07:57,856 commentator: This is a very exciting tennis match here. 1287 01:07:59,858 --> 01:08:03,775 [uplifting music playing] 1288 01:08:09,172 --> 01:08:10,173 Otter! 1289 01:08:11,174 --> 01:08:13,611 Otter, my son! [laughs] 1290 01:08:13,785 --> 01:08:15,308 I'm never going to miss another big game again. 1291 01:08:15,482 --> 01:08:16,918 But not just the big ones. 1292 01:08:17,093 --> 01:08:18,311 I'm not going to miss a regular game either. 1293 01:08:18,485 --> 01:08:22,881 Kevin! Kevin! This is so unlike you. 1294 01:08:23,055 --> 01:08:25,753 Oh, my God. You're going to make me blush. 1295 01:08:26,102 --> 01:08:29,714 Blush. Go ahead and blush away. You were right about everything. 1296 01:08:29,888 --> 01:08:32,064 I'm going to do everything completely differently now. 1297 01:08:32,238 --> 01:08:35,328 Hello? Um, can I please speak to my husband? 1298 01:08:35,502 --> 01:08:37,635 His name's Kevin. Have you seen him around? 1299 01:08:37,809 --> 01:08:40,551 I turned down the call of the amulet for you, Annie. 1300 01:08:41,073 --> 01:08:43,075 - For us. - Annie: Kevin. 1301 01:08:43,684 --> 01:08:46,426 I've been praying to Jesus that you'd come home soon. 1302 01:08:46,600 --> 01:08:49,473 I'm done with the Napa Boys. It's time for me to be a man. 1303 01:08:50,169 --> 01:08:51,692 You know, I was sitting there in that cave with everybody, 1304 01:08:51,866 --> 01:08:53,390 and I realized something. 1305 01:08:53,564 --> 01:08:56,654 They're grasping onto something that doesn't exist. 1306 01:08:58,046 --> 01:08:59,483 Your best friends are great, but I... 1307 01:08:59,961 --> 01:09:02,877 I have new best friends now. 1308 01:09:04,575 --> 01:09:05,750 It's my family. 1309 01:09:06,707 --> 01:09:08,666 - I'm choosing my family! - [crowd applauding] 1310 01:09:09,449 --> 01:09:11,495 - I'm choosing my family. - [music concludes] 1311 01:09:14,150 --> 01:09:21,069 Ooh! Whoa! Oh. [chuckles] It is so exciting. 1312 01:09:21,287 --> 01:09:24,334 All right, folks, it's time to announce the big winner. 1313 01:09:24,508 --> 01:09:27,293 Okay, if no one else shows up, 1314 01:09:27,467 --> 01:09:29,774 then we at the Napa Council will have no choice 1315 01:09:29,948 --> 01:09:33,343 but to award Vintage of the Year to the Squirm. 1316 01:09:33,517 --> 01:09:35,214 [crowd booing] 1317 01:09:35,388 --> 01:09:38,261 ♪ Go, Squirm It's your birthday, go, Squirm ♪ 1318 01:09:38,435 --> 01:09:41,307 Thank you, thank you, thank you. 1319 01:09:41,481 --> 01:09:46,878 Mm-hmm. Ooh. Now, uh, read my name 1320 01:09:47,052 --> 01:09:48,793 or my father will have your head. 1321 01:09:48,967 --> 01:09:51,839 [chuckles] All right, well, here we go. 1322 01:09:52,013 --> 01:09:53,406 The winner is... 1323 01:09:53,580 --> 01:09:55,713 - Squirm... - Puck: Hold the proceeding! 1324 01:09:55,887 --> 01:09:57,105 [crowd gasping] 1325 01:10:02,589 --> 01:10:04,112 Wait! 1326 01:10:04,374 --> 01:10:07,333 Let's just say Mitch's Winery is disqualified, yes? 1327 01:10:07,507 --> 01:10:09,988 Wilbur: Yes, most likely, but not until... 1328 01:10:10,162 --> 01:10:11,990 [hopeful music playing] 1329 01:10:14,035 --> 01:10:15,602 It's a special Merlot. 1330 01:10:16,212 --> 01:10:20,085 No, I think you must be mistaken, little boy. 1331 01:10:20,259 --> 01:10:21,739 - [chuckles] - Yes. 1332 01:10:21,913 --> 01:10:25,133 Everyone knows there's no such thing as a good Merlot. 1333 01:10:25,308 --> 01:10:28,354 Wilbur: I do think that, but we do need to at least... 1334 01:10:28,528 --> 01:10:30,574 Squirm: No, come on. Say the Squirm wins. 1335 01:10:30,748 --> 01:10:32,445 - Squirm wins. - Patience, patience, young man. 1336 01:10:32,619 --> 01:10:34,708 Just give me a second here. I have to go through the thing. 1337 01:10:34,882 --> 01:10:36,057 Once I have this taste, 1338 01:10:36,232 --> 01:10:37,624 then we know I've given everybody... 1339 01:10:38,495 --> 01:10:40,497 And this one, of course, is not... 1340 01:10:40,671 --> 01:10:42,107 Well, actually, hold on a second. 1341 01:10:42,281 --> 01:10:45,415 It is not as... Mm. Mm-hmm. 1342 01:10:46,111 --> 01:10:49,070 Wow. I mean, well... 1343 01:10:50,333 --> 01:10:51,986 All right. 1344 01:10:52,291 --> 01:10:56,426 My duty as a judge requires me to give an honest assessment. 1345 01:10:57,078 --> 01:10:59,429 And that assessment is that this is... 1346 01:11:00,691 --> 01:11:01,779 It's good. 1347 01:11:07,132 --> 01:11:08,002 Dare I say? 1348 01:11:12,572 --> 01:11:14,792 It's the winner! It's the winner! Come on! 1349 01:11:14,966 --> 01:11:16,750 - Yes! Yes! - [crowd cheering] 1350 01:11:16,924 --> 01:11:18,839 Wilbur: Let's get those cheers going! 1351 01:11:20,624 --> 01:11:23,496 [whines, cries] 1352 01:11:27,500 --> 01:11:29,589 Wine 'n' cheese! [laughs] 1353 01:11:39,686 --> 01:11:41,253 I have to stop you all. 1354 01:11:42,994 --> 01:11:45,518 Puck must come up, 1355 01:11:45,692 --> 01:11:48,434 for she is the true berry finder, 1356 01:11:49,392 --> 01:11:51,524 the new leader of the Napa Boys. 1357 01:11:51,698 --> 01:11:54,745 Puck! [chuckles] Puck, come up here! 1358 01:11:54,919 --> 01:11:57,704 ♪ ["Pennsylvania Polka" by Frankie Yankovic playing] ♪ 1359 01:11:58,401 --> 01:12:02,492 What? A girl main character? 1360 01:12:02,666 --> 01:12:06,191 A girl main character, indeed. 1361 01:12:06,365 --> 01:12:07,366 No! 1362 01:12:08,802 --> 01:12:14,417 For those of you keeping score at home, Squirm one, 1363 01:12:14,591 --> 01:12:20,074 Napa Boys one. It's a tie! 1364 01:12:20,248 --> 01:12:23,121 - [crying] It's a tie! - [song concludes] 1365 01:12:23,295 --> 01:12:26,603 See, Miles Jr., I told you everything's gonna be all right. 1366 01:12:26,777 --> 01:12:28,735 [hopeful music playing] 1367 01:12:30,433 --> 01:12:32,826 As mayor of Napa City, 1368 01:12:33,000 --> 01:12:35,133 in the county of Napa Valley, 1369 01:12:35,307 --> 01:12:36,656 I hereby present 1370 01:12:36,830 --> 01:12:40,443 to you most regally the key to the city. 1371 01:12:41,618 --> 01:12:45,317 And this, a certificate that shows you are now 1372 01:12:45,491 --> 01:12:48,886 officially a real reporter, Puck. 1373 01:12:49,408 --> 01:12:51,105 Not that you really need it, 1374 01:12:51,279 --> 01:12:53,847 for you've had it inside you all along. 1375 01:12:55,066 --> 01:12:57,198 Now, what do you have to say for yourself? 1376 01:13:32,843 --> 01:13:36,324 If we shadows have offended, think but this... 1377 01:13:37,587 --> 01:13:38,501 and party! 1378 01:13:38,675 --> 01:13:40,764 [crowd cheering, applauding] 1379 01:13:42,505 --> 01:13:45,986 Yay! Go, Puck! She's great. 1380 01:13:48,685 --> 01:13:50,687 That's... That's my intern. 1381 01:13:51,688 --> 01:13:53,733 - [music concludes] - [crickets chirping] 1382 01:13:58,912 --> 01:14:01,698 Hey, Mitch. Can I talk to you for a second? 1383 01:14:02,568 --> 01:14:04,744 - Mitch: Hello, Greg. - How you doing? 1384 01:14:07,268 --> 01:14:09,532 I, um, hope you understand. 1385 01:14:11,011 --> 01:14:13,971 We thought you were gone. We had a funeral. 1386 01:14:14,145 --> 01:14:17,104 We sat and we toasted you and the loss of our farm. 1387 01:14:18,366 --> 01:14:21,108 Poor sweet John just had to move on, you know? 1388 01:14:22,675 --> 01:14:24,938 And besides, I think we'd been feeling something. 1389 01:14:26,113 --> 01:14:27,463 Building that winery with you 1390 01:14:27,637 --> 01:14:29,552 was one of the greatest joys of my life. 1391 01:14:30,161 --> 01:14:31,554 Sorry that love works the way it does, 1392 01:14:31,728 --> 01:14:33,338 but I wish it didn't. 1393 01:14:35,732 --> 01:14:36,820 To the grape. 1394 01:14:41,564 --> 01:14:42,913 Stifler's brother: Hi, Mitch. 1395 01:14:43,087 --> 01:14:44,697 Some of us Napa Boys are going out there 1396 01:14:44,871 --> 01:14:46,394 to Lookout Point to go watch some fireworks. 1397 01:14:46,569 --> 01:14:47,700 You trying to roll? 1398 01:14:48,701 --> 01:14:49,833 The fireworks? 1399 01:14:50,007 --> 01:14:52,139 Yeah. [imitates fireworks] 1400 01:15:05,196 --> 01:15:06,066 You know? 1401 01:15:07,241 --> 01:15:10,201 - [pleasant music playing] - [group laughs] 1402 01:15:13,726 --> 01:15:16,207 You know, I got to admit, real or not, 1403 01:15:16,381 --> 01:15:17,904 The Sommelier exists 1404 01:15:18,078 --> 01:15:19,602 in all of our hearts and brought us all together. 1405 01:15:19,776 --> 01:15:22,474 Yeah. Well said, Stifler's brother. 1406 01:15:22,648 --> 01:15:24,737 And don't forget, I won the Great Grape Festival, 1407 01:15:24,911 --> 01:15:27,131 - so, my winery will reopen. - [group laughs] 1408 01:15:27,305 --> 01:15:29,437 Male teenager: Yo, the OG Napa Boys! 1409 01:15:29,612 --> 01:15:31,614 Hey! [chuckles] Legends. 1410 01:15:31,788 --> 01:15:33,137 Jack Jr.: Hey, it's the New Class. 1411 01:15:33,311 --> 01:15:34,660 Congrats on winning the Great Grape, y'all. 1412 01:15:34,834 --> 01:15:37,489 - Yeah, seriously. - Mitch: Thanks, Gracer. 1413 01:15:37,924 --> 01:15:39,360 Hey, Skylar, maybe your Gutter Hooch 1414 01:15:39,535 --> 01:15:40,623 could win next year. 1415 01:15:40,797 --> 01:15:43,495 Oh, I wish. It'd be so cool. 1416 01:15:44,017 --> 01:15:46,498 Miles Jr.: There's five of us, and there's five of them. 1417 01:15:46,672 --> 01:15:48,761 So, the New Class, we're the New Class. 1418 01:15:48,935 --> 01:15:50,241 We're the class. 1419 01:15:50,415 --> 01:15:52,460 Miles Jr., I think you better sit down. 1420 01:15:53,287 --> 01:15:55,246 Oh, Miles Jr. 1421 01:15:56,029 --> 01:15:58,162 You didn't take your anti-anxiety medication. 1422 01:15:58,336 --> 01:16:01,295 This is Trixie's extended release LSD. 1423 01:16:02,514 --> 01:16:04,951 - I'm sorry about him. [laughs] - Gracer: Oh, it's okay. 1424 01:16:05,125 --> 01:16:07,345 - Don't even worry. - You're the OG Napa Boys. 1425 01:16:07,519 --> 01:16:09,869 Yeah, OG Napa Boys. We love you guys. 1426 01:16:10,043 --> 01:16:13,133 Hey, you New Class kids are all right by me. 1427 01:16:13,307 --> 01:16:14,482 You New Class kids are protectors 1428 01:16:14,657 --> 01:16:16,310 because you think I'm old. 1429 01:16:16,746 --> 01:16:18,399 New Class: No. 1430 01:16:18,574 --> 01:16:20,532 Yeah, you're, like, medium. Yeah, young. 1431 01:16:20,706 --> 01:16:22,273 - Yeah. - Miles Jr.: Because my wife 1432 01:16:22,447 --> 01:16:24,449 and my daughter, they died. 1433 01:16:24,623 --> 01:16:26,625 - Oh. - Yeah, yeah. 1434 01:16:27,147 --> 01:16:28,888 We're really sorry, Miles Jr. 1435 01:16:29,062 --> 01:16:32,500 Miles Jr.: But I could try to have a new kiss. 1436 01:16:32,675 --> 01:16:34,894 Maybe not over here, but somewhere. 1437 01:16:35,068 --> 01:16:36,679 - But, yeah, in general. - Yeah, in general, for sure. 1438 01:16:36,853 --> 01:16:38,550 Like, totally kiss. 1439 01:16:38,724 --> 01:16:42,206 Hey, New Class kids, pass a cup of that Gutter Hooch to me. 1440 01:16:42,380 --> 01:16:44,034 [all laugh] 1441 01:16:44,208 --> 01:16:48,473 This hooch, it's neither Pinot nor Merlot. 1442 01:16:48,647 --> 01:16:51,171 It's just, um, just fluid. 1443 01:16:51,345 --> 01:16:52,782 Could I have a cup of that Gutter... Hooch? 1444 01:16:52,956 --> 01:16:54,479 - Yeah. - Please. 1445 01:16:54,653 --> 01:16:56,742 - [laughs] - Could you? Jack Jr. 1446 01:16:59,136 --> 01:17:00,354 Jack Jr.: Having a little dance. 1447 01:17:00,528 --> 01:17:02,052 What do you think, Jack Jr.? 1448 01:17:02,226 --> 01:17:05,751 Oh, damn! Damn! 1449 01:17:05,925 --> 01:17:08,536 Hey, yo, yo, no cap, I'd love to watch the adventures 1450 01:17:08,711 --> 01:17:10,800 - of the New Class. - We'll sign it up. 1451 01:17:10,974 --> 01:17:12,410 - The New Class. - Thanks. 1452 01:17:12,584 --> 01:17:13,803 - Gracer: Younger. - Have more money. 1453 01:17:13,977 --> 01:17:15,848 [all laugh] 1454 01:17:16,022 --> 01:17:17,937 Adventures that are similar to the ones you went on, 1455 01:17:18,111 --> 01:17:20,244 - but new and updated. - Jack Jr.: Oh, yeah. 1456 01:17:20,418 --> 01:17:21,854 - [music concludes] - I have an announcement. 1457 01:17:22,028 --> 01:17:23,551 - Skylar: Okay. - Puck, 1458 01:17:24,335 --> 01:17:25,815 I love you. 1459 01:17:26,119 --> 01:17:29,775 And since the moment I met you, I knew you'd be my wife. 1460 01:17:30,515 --> 01:17:33,953 And in front of the New Class, will you marry me? 1461 01:17:34,127 --> 01:17:36,477 All right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right. 1462 01:17:36,652 --> 01:17:38,131 [chuckles] He's on the pills. 1463 01:17:38,305 --> 01:17:40,003 She's never going to fuck you, dude. 1464 01:17:40,177 --> 01:17:41,657 Just get over it. 1465 01:17:42,179 --> 01:17:44,181 You're fucking embarrassing yourself. 1466 01:17:44,355 --> 01:17:46,705 Might want to let it harvest the winter. 1467 01:17:46,879 --> 01:17:48,446 Exactly what I said, Stifler's brother. 1468 01:17:48,620 --> 01:17:50,187 You never said that, Skylar. 1469 01:17:50,361 --> 01:17:52,755 - We're part of movie history. - Skylar: Thank you. 1470 01:17:52,929 --> 01:17:54,626 They can't take this away from us. 1471 01:17:55,453 --> 01:17:57,194 We're in it. We're in it. 1472 01:17:58,543 --> 01:18:00,110 Lawrence of Arabia? 1473 01:18:02,503 --> 01:18:05,942 - Yeah. Yeah, man. Yeah. - [group laughing] 1474 01:18:06,116 --> 01:18:08,466 Yeah, yeah. We're Lawrence of Arabia. 1475 01:18:09,119 --> 01:18:12,862 Yeah. Movie history. [laughs] 1476 01:18:13,384 --> 01:18:15,952 - Miles Jr. - Just like in the comics. 1477 01:18:16,126 --> 01:18:17,867 Hey, why was there cake in the treasure box? 1478 01:18:18,041 --> 01:18:19,738 What the fuck was that? 1479 01:18:20,304 --> 01:18:23,089 I mean, what the fuck was that? 1480 01:18:23,263 --> 01:18:25,788 Wasn't it a Sommelier? Hey, Miles Jr., check this out. 1481 01:18:25,962 --> 01:18:27,572 Look, look, look. Look, look, look. 1482 01:18:28,138 --> 01:18:29,966 - It's Kevin. - I'm choosing my family! 1483 01:18:30,531 --> 01:18:32,359 Miles Jr.: It's Kevin. Someone uploaded this. 1484 01:18:33,273 --> 01:18:34,492 He's viral, man. 1485 01:18:34,666 --> 01:18:36,015 Kevin's settled down with his family. 1486 01:18:36,189 --> 01:18:37,582 - He's really happy. - Miles Jr.: He's viral. 1487 01:18:38,322 --> 01:18:40,193 It's something you're never gonna be. 1488 01:18:41,804 --> 01:18:42,630 Okay? 1489 01:18:43,414 --> 01:18:45,372 I... Fuck Puck, man. 1490 01:18:45,546 --> 01:18:46,939 Male teenager: You know, it's pretty awesome 1491 01:18:47,113 --> 01:18:48,985 to learn that the legends about this place 1492 01:18:49,159 --> 01:18:50,638 are truer than true. 1493 01:18:50,813 --> 01:18:54,164 [tender music playing] 1494 01:18:54,338 --> 01:18:56,079 [laughs] 1495 01:19:02,520 --> 01:19:03,651 You're a New Class kid. 1496 01:19:04,740 --> 01:19:07,220 Why are you all alone? We're having fun over there. 1497 01:19:08,265 --> 01:19:10,441 [exhales] Hey, what's wrong? 1498 01:19:10,615 --> 01:19:12,530 Okay, I'm a fucking nobody. Who cares? 1499 01:19:12,704 --> 01:19:14,793 Hey, I don't like to hear that. You're not a nobody. 1500 01:19:16,447 --> 01:19:17,753 I think you're pretty cool. 1501 01:19:18,231 --> 01:19:20,407 And I'm Jack Jr., so, I would know who's cool. 1502 01:19:21,495 --> 01:19:24,324 I guess it might be nice to talk to somebody for once. 1503 01:19:25,325 --> 01:19:27,588 I'll help you out. I went to Napa High, actually. 1504 01:19:28,415 --> 01:19:29,677 Yeah. 1505 01:19:30,113 --> 01:19:32,289 I guess I've been wanting to tell somebody about, 1506 01:19:32,463 --> 01:19:34,595 um, my dream. 1507 01:19:34,770 --> 01:19:36,946 Yes, dreams. 1508 01:19:37,598 --> 01:19:40,688 God, this is what we need more of, man. 1509 01:19:40,863 --> 01:19:43,387 Like, yes, dreams, dreams. 1510 01:19:43,561 --> 01:19:47,173 Let's talk about your dreams. I'd love to hear that. Man. 1511 01:19:47,826 --> 01:19:51,177 My dream is... to make my name known. 1512 01:19:51,351 --> 01:19:53,179 Yes, your name. [chuckles] 1513 01:19:53,353 --> 01:19:55,529 - What is your name? - Prancer: Prancer. 1514 01:19:55,703 --> 01:19:58,881 That's a weird and cool name. I think that name is awesome. 1515 01:19:59,490 --> 01:20:01,013 And yes, I want it known everywhere. 1516 01:20:01,187 --> 01:20:04,495 I want everyone in Napa to know the name "Prancer." 1517 01:20:04,669 --> 01:20:07,498 And I want to rectify all the wrong that's been done 1518 01:20:07,672 --> 01:20:10,327 against me with bullets as hot as the fucking sun, man. 1519 01:20:10,501 --> 01:20:12,111 - [chuckles, sniffles] - What? 1520 01:20:12,720 --> 01:20:15,071 I want to light this bitch up. I want to kill. 1521 01:20:15,245 --> 01:20:16,594 Hey, hey, hey. 1522 01:20:17,029 --> 01:20:19,815 Hey, don't say stuff like that. That's not fucking cool. 1523 01:20:20,119 --> 01:20:22,382 The last cool thing you could ever do 1524 01:20:22,818 --> 01:20:26,517 is shoot up the fucking school, you incel piece of shit. 1525 01:20:26,952 --> 01:20:28,649 - It's... - What are you talking about? 1526 01:20:28,824 --> 01:20:30,738 All I'm saying is, "Fuck off, go away, go away, go away." 1527 01:20:30,913 --> 01:20:32,915 Yo, stop. All right? I'm gonna go over there. 1528 01:20:33,089 --> 01:20:34,655 Do you know those kids over there? 1529 01:20:35,656 --> 01:20:37,310 Who really knows anybody, man? 1530 01:20:37,484 --> 01:20:39,704 All right, just get the shit out of your fucking head. 1531 01:20:39,878 --> 01:20:41,271 - Who really knows anybody, man? - Jack Jr.: All right. 1532 01:20:41,445 --> 01:20:44,187 Very funny. Stop that shit. 1533 01:20:48,278 --> 01:20:51,063 [uplifting music playing] 1534 01:20:51,237 --> 01:20:52,935 - Hey! - [sighs] 1535 01:20:53,109 --> 01:20:55,285 What's wrong, little friend? 1536 01:20:55,981 --> 01:20:58,984 - Mind if I have a little sit? - Whatever. 1537 01:20:59,158 --> 01:21:01,726 Well, listen, don't be so sad. What's your little name? 1538 01:21:02,031 --> 01:21:04,772 - Prancer. - Prancer? 1539 01:21:04,947 --> 01:21:06,252 Prancer: Yeah. 1540 01:21:06,426 --> 01:21:08,515 - Prancer? - Prancer: [chuckling] Yeah. 1541 01:21:08,689 --> 01:21:11,736 Prancer, the Sitting Bridge Troll. 1542 01:21:12,171 --> 01:21:14,913 - [laughs, sighs] - Yeah. [laughs] 1543 01:21:15,087 --> 01:21:17,394 God, you really changed my mind about things. 1544 01:21:17,568 --> 01:21:19,570 - Miles Jr.? - Oh, my... 1545 01:21:19,744 --> 01:21:21,789 I think you're going to want to follow me. 1546 01:21:25,315 --> 01:21:28,144 - Come on. - Um, just promise me, okay? 1547 01:21:28,318 --> 01:21:29,449 I will. 1548 01:21:29,623 --> 01:21:30,668 Follow your dream no matter what. 1549 01:21:32,844 --> 01:21:35,151 Jack Jr.: Guys, something's happening to the amulet. 1550 01:21:35,325 --> 01:21:39,416 - [echoes] Is it a portal? - [grandiose music playing] 1551 01:21:41,592 --> 01:21:43,942 - Puck: Where are we? - Portal? 1552 01:21:44,116 --> 01:21:45,988 - [eagle screeches] - [all gasp] 1553 01:21:46,162 --> 01:21:49,426 - Are we in space? - Come on now, buddy. 1554 01:21:49,730 --> 01:21:50,906 I may have brain damage, 1555 01:21:51,080 --> 01:21:52,124 but even I know if we were in space, 1556 01:21:52,298 --> 01:21:53,299 we couldn't breathe. 1557 01:21:53,473 --> 01:21:54,953 Look, this way. 1558 01:22:01,264 --> 01:22:04,920 [dramatic music playing] 1559 01:22:05,094 --> 01:22:07,009 Group: The Sommelier. 1560 01:22:07,183 --> 01:22:08,967 Napa Boy rule number eleven. 1561 01:22:09,141 --> 01:22:11,361 "Always believe in The Sommelier." 1562 01:22:11,709 --> 01:22:13,493 I believe you have something of mine. 1563 01:22:13,667 --> 01:22:14,799 Oh! [chuckles] 1564 01:22:15,321 --> 01:22:17,454 [breathes heavily] 1565 01:22:18,020 --> 01:22:20,283 Here. Here, Mr. Sommelier. 1566 01:22:22,241 --> 01:22:25,636 Glad you received my amulet's call, Miss Puck. 1567 01:22:26,245 --> 01:22:28,465 - Miles Jr.: My intern? - Jack Jr.: See, Miles Jr.? 1568 01:22:28,639 --> 01:22:30,815 The Sommelier had a plan all along. 1569 01:22:30,989 --> 01:22:32,730 This all happened so Puck could discover 1570 01:22:32,904 --> 01:22:35,037 the only good Merlot to ever exist. 1571 01:22:36,038 --> 01:22:37,387 Nice job, Puck. 1572 01:22:37,561 --> 01:22:38,997 - [group applauds] - [Jack Jr. chuckles] 1573 01:22:39,171 --> 01:22:40,433 - Miles Jr.: Yeah. - Mitch: Way to go, Puck. 1574 01:22:40,607 --> 01:22:42,044 Why, Sommelier? 1575 01:22:42,218 --> 01:22:44,742 Why have you asked us to come all this way? 1576 01:22:44,916 --> 01:22:47,179 Jack Jr., care to explain? 1577 01:22:47,658 --> 01:22:50,226 - Yeah. - J... Jack Jr.? 1578 01:22:50,443 --> 01:22:55,405 - [gentle music playing] - Oh, my God. What the fuck? 1579 01:22:55,579 --> 01:22:57,015 Jack Jr.: I just wanted the Napa Boys to go 1580 01:22:57,189 --> 01:22:58,495 on one last adventure. 1581 01:22:58,669 --> 01:23:00,627 That's right. Jack Jr. hired me. 1582 01:23:01,759 --> 01:23:03,717 I've been working on his last will and testament 1583 01:23:03,891 --> 01:23:06,416 - this entire time. - Thanks, man. [chuckles] 1584 01:23:06,590 --> 01:23:10,594 Yes, that's why Jack Jr. hired Stifler's brother. 1585 01:23:11,029 --> 01:23:12,639 We love you, buddy. We love you the most. 1586 01:23:12,813 --> 01:23:14,554 I know you love me the most. 1587 01:23:14,728 --> 01:23:17,818 All of these things are things that I knew and planned for. 1588 01:23:18,254 --> 01:23:20,604 Jack Jr. versus the Big C. 1589 01:23:21,126 --> 01:23:23,215 I bet that's gonna make a great comic book. 1590 01:23:23,389 --> 01:23:25,478 I... I... 1591 01:23:25,870 --> 01:23:28,568 [sobbing] I don't know. It's just so funny 1592 01:23:28,742 --> 01:23:30,657 that you mentioned cancer tonight. 1593 01:23:31,702 --> 01:23:33,965 "Funny"? Please explain. 1594 01:23:34,139 --> 01:23:37,186 Okay, I was talking to this New Class kid, 1595 01:23:37,360 --> 01:23:40,667 and she had cancer of the dream. 1596 01:23:41,016 --> 01:23:42,539 Because she kept saying, 1597 01:23:42,713 --> 01:23:44,584 "I... I'm not going to live my ultimate dream," 1598 01:23:44,758 --> 01:23:45,759 and I said, "Always follow your dream 1599 01:23:45,933 --> 01:23:47,065 no matter what." 1600 01:23:48,110 --> 01:23:49,546 Was her name Prancer? 1601 01:23:49,720 --> 01:23:52,549 "Prancer?" "Uh, hi, Santa, um..." 1602 01:23:53,463 --> 01:23:55,465 [exhales sharply] "Santa, get the..." 1603 01:23:57,075 --> 01:23:58,729 I... I think her name was Prancer. 1604 01:23:59,251 --> 01:24:02,385 ♪ ["You Can’t Hurry Love" by The Supremes playing] ♪ 1605 01:24:02,559 --> 01:24:03,995 [car horn honking] 1606 01:24:04,648 --> 01:24:06,954 Miles Jr., you really fucked up this time. 1607 01:24:07,129 --> 01:24:09,087 - Miles Jr.: No, right. - Jack Jr.: I am going right. 1608 01:24:09,261 --> 01:24:10,523 Puck: Why did you tell the shooter 1609 01:24:10,697 --> 01:24:12,177 to follow their dream? 1610 01:24:12,351 --> 01:24:13,396 Miles Jr.: Because I didn't know it was a shooter! 1611 01:24:13,570 --> 01:24:15,093 Puck: Hey! 1612 01:24:15,267 --> 01:24:16,747 Stifler's brother: You're going the wrong way, Jack Jr. 1613 01:24:16,921 --> 01:24:18,662 Jack Jr.: Will you please talk one at a time. 1614 01:24:18,836 --> 01:24:21,012 - Puck: You missed the turn! - Jack Jr.: What? 1615 01:24:21,186 --> 01:24:24,711 - [all scream] - [tires screeching] 1616 01:24:24,885 --> 01:24:26,452 Stifler's brother: The reason we're in this mess 1617 01:24:26,626 --> 01:24:28,193 - is you, Miles Jr. - Miles Jr.: That is not true! 1618 01:24:28,367 --> 01:24:30,456 Jack Jr.: Look, we can all agree it's Miles Jr.'s fault 1619 01:24:30,630 --> 01:24:32,371 that Napa High is going to get shot up, 1620 01:24:32,545 --> 01:24:35,374 but now I need answers. Where is Napa High? 1621 01:24:35,766 --> 01:24:37,420 [group screams] 1622 01:24:37,594 --> 01:24:39,204 Stop, stop! I can see her! Right there! Right there! 1623 01:24:39,378 --> 01:24:42,294 Jack Jr.: Go, go, go! Miles Jr., go, go! 1624 01:24:42,599 --> 01:24:44,122 [whimpers] Don't shoot! 1625 01:24:44,296 --> 01:24:47,038 - [Jack Jr. pants] - Puck: Miles Jr.! 1626 01:24:47,212 --> 01:24:48,866 - Mitch: Wait! [pants] - Puck: Over here! 1627 01:24:49,040 --> 01:24:52,565 No! No! No, there it is! There's the shooter! 1628 01:24:53,088 --> 01:24:54,393 Jack Jr.: Fuck, we're too late! 1629 01:24:54,872 --> 01:24:57,048 Miles Jr.: Don't shoot her! She's gonna shoot 'em! 1630 01:24:57,222 --> 01:24:59,006 Stifler's brother: Don't shoot up your school! 1631 01:24:59,703 --> 01:25:03,446 [menacing music playing] 1632 01:25:08,929 --> 01:25:10,844 - [music concludes] - Wait! That's the moose! 1633 01:25:12,194 --> 01:25:13,108 Oh. 1634 01:25:16,937 --> 01:25:18,765 That's no moose. 1635 01:25:19,418 --> 01:25:22,160 - Yes, it is. It's a moose. - Oh, yes. It is, it is. 1636 01:25:22,334 --> 01:25:24,728 - [grunts] - [pants] 1637 01:25:27,557 --> 01:25:29,472 - [moose grunting] - [Prancer screaming] 1638 01:25:30,386 --> 01:25:32,736 - Oh. - Damn. Get her. 1639 01:25:33,432 --> 01:25:35,608 - Get her, moose. Get her. Yeah. - Stifler's brother: Ooh. 1640 01:25:35,782 --> 01:25:38,872 Now that's some good old-fashioned Napa Boy karma. 1641 01:25:39,046 --> 01:25:40,309 Eh, Puck? 1642 01:25:40,874 --> 01:25:42,615 Aye. As The Merchant of Venice taught us, 1643 01:25:42,789 --> 01:25:43,747 the truth will out. 1644 01:25:43,921 --> 01:25:45,705 Don't shoot up your school. 1645 01:25:46,184 --> 01:25:48,708 If there's anything that ruins the vibe in America, 1646 01:25:48,882 --> 01:25:50,057 it's a school shooting. 1647 01:25:50,971 --> 01:25:53,409 That moose is slow dancing with that troubled youth. 1648 01:25:53,583 --> 01:25:55,672 - [moose grunting] - Is that a waltz? 1649 01:25:55,846 --> 01:25:57,891 I never thought I'd live to solve the mystery 1650 01:25:58,065 --> 01:25:59,371 of whether a moose can waltz. 1651 01:26:00,633 --> 01:26:04,289 Hey, speaking of mysteries, we never did solve the mystery 1652 01:26:04,463 --> 01:26:06,639 of who wrote F-slur on my winery barrels. 1653 01:26:08,511 --> 01:26:11,122 - I'll admit it. I did. - [chuckles] 1654 01:26:12,254 --> 01:26:14,256 Wait, I did too. 1655 01:26:14,430 --> 01:26:16,867 - What? - I did too. 1656 01:26:17,128 --> 01:26:19,696 - [chuckles] Stifler's brother? - Miles Jr.: We all did. 1657 01:26:19,870 --> 01:26:23,265 We all wrote it so we could bond together 1658 01:26:23,439 --> 01:26:25,092 and bond through tragedy 1659 01:26:25,267 --> 01:26:28,618 because we're the Napa Boys of friendship. 1660 01:26:28,792 --> 01:26:32,578 I mean, I guess it worked. It really did work. 1661 01:26:33,188 --> 01:26:36,060 I did too, but I meant it. 1662 01:26:36,452 --> 01:26:38,323 Group: Squirm! 1663 01:26:38,497 --> 01:26:40,586 I always wanted to be one of you Napa Boys. 1664 01:26:41,370 --> 01:26:43,328 - Really? - Yeah, right. 1665 01:26:43,502 --> 01:26:45,243 - [Stifler's brother grunting] - [grunts] 1666 01:26:45,417 --> 01:26:47,114 My favorite shirt! 1667 01:26:47,376 --> 01:26:49,639 [group laughing] 1668 01:26:52,250 --> 01:26:56,602 [cheering] 1669 01:26:58,125 --> 01:26:59,953 Oh, also, Kim's not my daughter. 1670 01:27:00,127 --> 01:27:01,477 - So, hey! - Hey! 1671 01:27:01,651 --> 01:27:04,306 Jack Jr.: Yeah, isn't that good? It's good, yeah. 1672 01:27:04,480 --> 01:27:06,482 But me and Monica are adopting her. 1673 01:27:06,656 --> 01:27:07,874 Mitch: Hey, that's really nice. 1674 01:27:08,048 --> 01:27:09,136 Yeah, that's great. 1675 01:27:09,311 --> 01:27:10,616 To adventure. 1676 01:27:10,790 --> 01:27:12,531 To the adventure and to the Napa Boys. 1677 01:27:13,184 --> 01:27:15,273 [triumphant music playing] 1678 01:27:17,014 --> 01:27:18,145 Jack Jr.: Now he's Zorro. 1679 01:27:18,320 --> 01:27:20,060 [all laughing] 1680 01:27:26,241 --> 01:27:28,025 Jack Jr.: I'm never going to forget this adventure. 1681 01:27:28,199 --> 01:27:29,592 It's probably my favorite adventure 1682 01:27:29,766 --> 01:27:31,637 - out of all of them. - [group chuckles] 1683 01:27:39,993 --> 01:27:42,605 [all laugh] 1684 01:27:51,004 --> 01:27:53,093 Jack Jr.: This is the best adventure! 1685 01:27:55,226 --> 01:27:56,662 Whoo! 1686 01:28:03,278 --> 01:28:05,323 Group: To Trixie! To Trixie! 1687 01:28:44,144 --> 01:28:46,146 [music concludes] 1688 01:28:48,323 --> 01:28:50,325 [gentle music playing] 1689 01:31:36,578 --> 01:31:38,493 [music concludes]