1 00:00:28,362 --> 00:00:32,241 On August 14th, 1945, Japan surrendered to the Allies 2 00:00:32,323 --> 00:00:34,743 and World War II was finally over. 3 00:00:34,826 --> 00:00:37,663 Americans took to the streets to celebrate, 4 00:00:37,746 --> 00:00:39,081 and that spirit was captured 5 00:00:39,164 --> 00:00:42,626 in the iconic photo taken by Alfred Eisenstaedt 6 00:00:42,709 --> 00:00:44,169 for LIFE magazine. 7 00:00:44,336 --> 00:00:47,339 A uniformed sailor passionately kissing a nurse 8 00:00:47,422 --> 00:00:49,591 in the middle of a crowded Times Square 9 00:00:49,675 --> 00:00:52,803 became a symbol of American pride and triumph. 10 00:00:52,886 --> 00:00:55,222 But photos don't tell the full story. 11 00:00:59,810 --> 00:01:01,520 The war is over! 12 00:01:01,603 --> 00:01:03,230 The war is over! 13 00:01:03,313 --> 00:01:05,357 -War is over! -We won! 14 00:01:05,440 --> 00:01:07,276 -We did it! That's right! -We did it. 15 00:01:07,985 --> 00:01:09,361 We really did it! 16 00:01:09,444 --> 00:01:12,155 Victory! Victory! 17 00:01:12,239 --> 00:01:13,865 -We won! -Victory! 18 00:01:14,825 --> 00:01:16,158 Get your mitts off me, buster! 19 00:01:16,285 --> 00:01:17,619 No, the war's over. The war's over. 20 00:01:17,703 --> 00:01:18,745 -So? -Yes! You hear? 21 00:01:18,829 --> 00:01:20,205 -The war's over. -Get off of me! 22 00:01:20,289 --> 00:01:22,916 -We're celebrating! We're celebrating! -What are you, some kind of sicko? 23 00:01:23,000 --> 00:01:25,377 -No, everybody's kissing! -No, they're not! Only you! 24 00:01:25,460 --> 00:01:28,380 -No, not just me. I saw people-- -Pervo! Pervo fucko! 25 00:01:28,463 --> 00:01:30,007 -No pervo fucko! I'm no pervo fucko! -Yes, pervo! 26 00:01:30,090 --> 00:01:32,092 -I'm someone's girl. -All right, okay. 27 00:01:32,175 --> 00:01:33,384 -Hey, Johnny. Johnny! -Huh? What? Johnny? 28 00:01:33,468 --> 00:01:35,345 -No, no, no, no Johnny. No Johnny! No-- -Yes! Yes, Johnny! 29 00:01:35,429 --> 00:01:36,680 -Johnny! Get over here! -What the fuck? 30 00:01:36,763 --> 00:01:37,973 -Johnny! -Johnny? 31 00:01:38,056 --> 00:01:39,558 -Is this creep bothering you, Agnes? -Yes. 32 00:01:39,640 --> 00:01:40,892 No, no, no, Johnny. No, Johnny. 33 00:01:40,976 --> 00:01:42,311 -This pervo tried to kiss me. -No, no-- 34 00:01:42,394 --> 00:01:43,395 You tried to kiss her? 35 00:01:43,478 --> 00:01:44,896 -Yeah, he did. -Everybody's kissing, Johnny. 36 00:01:44,979 --> 00:01:46,857 -No, no, no. Excuse me? -No, Johnny! Johnny! 37 00:01:46,940 --> 00:01:47,941 -Oh! -Oh! 38 00:01:48,025 --> 00:01:49,359 Oh, oh. 39 00:01:49,443 --> 00:01:51,527 -Did you just take a swing at me? -No, no, no, no, no. No swing. 40 00:01:51,612 --> 00:01:53,280 -No swing, Johnny. -He's attacking a sailor. 41 00:01:53,363 --> 00:01:54,406 No, no, no, no, no! 42 00:01:54,489 --> 00:01:56,116 Hey! You messing with Johnny? 43 00:01:56,199 --> 00:01:58,035 -On VJ Day? -No, I'm not messing with Johnny. 44 00:01:58,118 --> 00:01:59,202 What, I'm gonna mess with Johnny? 45 00:01:59,286 --> 00:02:01,580 -He must be a Nazi! -Oh, no. No, no Nazi. 46 00:02:01,663 --> 00:02:03,332 -Pervo Nazi. -A Nazi? No, no! 47 00:02:03,415 --> 00:02:05,751 Everyone! Johnny. Johnny. Hey, hey! Hey! 48 00:02:05,834 --> 00:02:06,960 Oh! No, no, no! 49 00:02:08,836 --> 00:02:12,424 No, no, no, no, no! No, no, no, no, no! 50 00:02:22,476 --> 00:02:27,022 In 1841, William Henry Harrison became the ninth president 51 00:02:27,189 --> 00:02:28,774 of the United States. 52 00:02:28,857 --> 00:02:32,152 Despite cold and inclement weather, the 68-year-old president 53 00:02:32,235 --> 00:02:36,073 delivered the longest inaugural address in U.S. history, 54 00:02:36,156 --> 00:02:42,537 nearly two hours, without a coat. Harrison soon fell ill, big surprise, 55 00:02:42,621 --> 00:02:47,209 and the doctor's remedies snake venom, laxatives, leeches, 56 00:02:47,292 --> 00:02:51,254 mercury, and opium only made the president worse. 57 00:02:51,380 --> 00:02:54,549 Seems everybody had an opinion on how to make him better. 58 00:02:54,841 --> 00:02:59,054 But, sadly, the least informed among them was the one listened to. 59 00:03:01,556 --> 00:03:03,016 Hello there, Mrs. Harrison. 60 00:03:03,100 --> 00:03:05,727 -Hello, Lawrence. Good to see you. -Good to see you. 61 00:03:06,186 --> 00:03:10,399 -Sir, Mr. President, congratulations. -Thank you, Lawrence. I appreciate that. 62 00:03:10,482 --> 00:03:13,110 Got some new pipe tobacco. What do you think? How's the smell? 63 00:03:13,193 --> 00:03:15,946 -Honestly, not my cup of tea. -I don't smell anything at all. 64 00:03:16,029 --> 00:03:20,450 -It has a hint of cherry. You getting it? -No, no, I'm not getting cherry. 65 00:03:20,534 --> 00:03:22,994 -Nothing? -I am mostly just getting smoke. 66 00:03:23,078 --> 00:03:24,162 Anyway, let me ask you a question, 67 00:03:24,246 --> 00:03:25,247 -Mr. President. -Certainly. 68 00:03:25,329 --> 00:03:27,416 -How many Indians did you kill? -Personally? 69 00:03:27,499 --> 00:03:29,126 How did you kill? You stab or shoot? 70 00:03:29,209 --> 00:03:31,670 Well, there were some that I think I shot. 71 00:03:31,753 --> 00:03:33,880 There were some who fell under my sword blade. 72 00:03:33,964 --> 00:03:36,675 And there were some that I might have bored with my speeches. 73 00:03:38,885 --> 00:03:41,179 You two, I see why you get along so well. 74 00:03:41,263 --> 00:03:43,265 -Yes, yes. -Very funny. Very funny. 75 00:03:43,348 --> 00:03:45,892 You know, with all due respect, Looks like a... 76 00:03:45,976 --> 00:03:47,936 Looks like an Indian could knock you over with a feather. 77 00:03:48,019 --> 00:03:49,646 You don't look like the strongest guy in the world. 78 00:03:49,730 --> 00:03:53,024 With all due respect, it seems there's some more respect due. 79 00:03:53,108 --> 00:03:56,069 Well, the truth of the matter is, though I'm not particularly fleet of foot, 80 00:03:56,153 --> 00:03:59,281 I think I could hold my own in the sense that I'm not easily tipped over. 81 00:03:59,364 --> 00:04:01,908 -Hence, Tippecanoe. -It's the canoe that tips over, 82 00:04:01,992 --> 00:04:02,993 -not the president. -Yeah. 83 00:04:03,076 --> 00:04:06,121 I noticed you don't have a coat. It's very chilly out. Aren't you cold? 84 00:04:06,204 --> 00:04:08,582 It's a lovely day. I didn't feel the need of a coat. 85 00:04:08,665 --> 00:04:10,959 Really? You're the president now. Anybody could hold it. 86 00:04:11,042 --> 00:04:12,294 Mrs. Harrison could hold the coat. 87 00:04:12,377 --> 00:04:14,838 Oh, no. Mrs. Harrison will not hold the coat. 88 00:04:14,921 --> 00:04:17,466 I see you haven't had too much experience with the First Lady. 89 00:04:17,548 --> 00:04:18,675 Not sure I want to. 90 00:04:19,634 --> 00:04:22,804 Someone could hold the coat is my point. 'Cause now it's getting very chilly. 91 00:04:22,888 --> 00:04:24,723 'Cause, you know, we don't want our president going, 92 00:04:24,806 --> 00:04:26,767 "Ooh, ooh, it's cold, it's cold." 93 00:04:26,892 --> 00:04:29,186 No, I'm telling the truth. I feel quite well. 94 00:04:29,269 --> 00:04:31,688 Anyway, I feel like I shouldn't take up too much more of your time. 95 00:04:31,772 --> 00:04:33,482 He's the president now. It's like talking to a doctor. 96 00:04:33,565 --> 00:04:35,108 -You gotta talk and move on. -No, no. 97 00:04:35,192 --> 00:04:36,443 You gotta move on, right? 98 00:04:36,693 --> 00:04:40,071 Yeah. Anyway, congratulations, and I can't wait to get started working. 99 00:04:40,155 --> 00:04:42,115 Thank you so much. Pleasure to see you. 100 00:04:46,453 --> 00:04:50,165 -Sir? Are you okay? -I'm absolutely fine. 101 00:04:50,248 --> 00:04:51,707 Are you sure? What's this cough? 102 00:04:51,792 --> 00:04:54,753 It's the time of year when sometimes I have a touch of hay fever, that's all. 103 00:04:54,836 --> 00:04:56,254 -In March? -Of course. 104 00:04:56,338 --> 00:04:57,380 You shook my hand. 105 00:04:57,464 --> 00:05:00,383 -Well, you did stick your hand out at me. -You shouldn't have taken the hand. 106 00:05:00,467 --> 00:05:02,093 Well, I didn't want to be rude. 107 00:05:02,677 --> 00:05:07,516 Well, you know, to me, look, it's rude to stick your hand out 108 00:05:07,599 --> 00:05:10,644 when you have a cold or something, or you're sick. 109 00:05:10,727 --> 00:05:12,103 You're part of my inner circle. 110 00:05:12,187 --> 00:05:14,064 When you put your hand out, I had to answer 111 00:05:14,147 --> 00:05:16,066 by putting my own hand out and shaking yours. 112 00:05:16,149 --> 00:05:20,195 It's necessary. Absolutely necessary. Don't you understa... 113 00:05:22,280 --> 00:05:23,698 -Okay. -Oh, dear. 114 00:05:24,074 --> 00:05:25,075 Got it. 115 00:05:26,117 --> 00:05:27,661 -Oh, sweetheart. -Is everything okay? 116 00:05:29,079 --> 00:05:30,080 Mr. President? 117 00:05:30,163 --> 00:05:35,377 -I am feeling somewhat, somewhat weak. -Someone call for a doctor. 118 00:05:42,843 --> 00:05:44,177 More hot towels, please, nurse. 119 00:05:44,594 --> 00:05:45,846 Doctor, how is he? 120 00:05:45,929 --> 00:05:47,931 The president's fever shows no sign of abating. 121 00:05:48,014 --> 00:05:49,432 Are you doing everything you can? 122 00:05:49,516 --> 00:05:54,062 Of course. Bloodletting, opium, and we're gonna start with the leeches. 123 00:05:54,145 --> 00:05:55,355 Do you have enough leeches? 124 00:05:55,438 --> 00:05:57,190 Yes. We're very optimistic about the leeches. 125 00:05:57,274 --> 00:05:58,483 Thank you, Doctor. 126 00:06:00,610 --> 00:06:03,238 Hey. Hey. How you doing? 127 00:06:03,321 --> 00:06:05,240 -Darling. -Martha. 128 00:06:05,657 --> 00:06:07,284 -Hey, Doctor. -Yes? 129 00:06:07,367 --> 00:06:09,286 -How's he doing? -The president is not well. 130 00:06:11,121 --> 00:06:12,747 You know, I was at the inauguration. 131 00:06:12,831 --> 00:06:14,624 -Yeah. -He wasn't wearing a coat. 132 00:06:14,708 --> 00:06:15,917 -And it was so cold. -It's crazy. 133 00:06:16,001 --> 00:06:18,628 -Ten different people can be holding it. -His wife could've held it. 134 00:06:18,712 --> 00:06:20,171 Well, she told me flat out she won't hold it. 135 00:06:20,255 --> 00:06:21,256 She's too big to hold a coat. 136 00:06:21,339 --> 00:06:23,091 Any number of people would have brought a coat for him. 137 00:06:23,174 --> 00:06:25,427 Always bring a coat. Better to have it than not. 138 00:06:25,510 --> 00:06:26,970 -What's the downside? -There's no downside. 139 00:06:27,053 --> 00:06:28,722 You know what I think? It was very egotistical 140 00:06:28,805 --> 00:06:30,265 on his part to not wear that coat. 141 00:06:30,348 --> 00:06:32,350 He was showing off. I shook his hand. 142 00:06:32,433 --> 00:06:34,519 I'm concerned, I might have the same thing he has. 143 00:06:34,603 --> 00:06:35,604 I got a tickle in my throat. 144 00:06:35,687 --> 00:06:37,188 Well, you could go talk to your doctor about that. 145 00:06:37,272 --> 00:06:38,899 I'm standing right next to a doctor. 146 00:06:38,982 --> 00:06:41,443 But I'm tending to the president of the United States right now. 147 00:06:41,526 --> 00:06:43,486 Yeah, yeah, yeah, I know. I get the tend, you're tending. 148 00:06:43,570 --> 00:06:45,030 -Yes, I am tending. -As you should tend. 149 00:06:45,113 --> 00:06:46,197 I don't wanna interrupt a tend. 150 00:06:46,281 --> 00:06:47,449 -Thank-- -A quick little peek. 151 00:06:47,532 --> 00:06:48,700 I'm not gonna look in your mouth. 152 00:06:48,783 --> 00:06:50,327 -I'll just go, "Ah." What? -I'm not peeking. 153 00:06:50,409 --> 00:06:52,078 I have one patient on my mind at a time, 154 00:06:52,162 --> 00:06:53,288 and it's the leader of this country. 155 00:06:53,371 --> 00:06:55,582 Well, it's not a direct tend at this moment. 156 00:06:55,665 --> 00:06:57,292 He's in the bed, and you're standing here. 157 00:06:57,375 --> 00:07:00,003 I'm preparing the leeches. I'm listening to him breathe. 158 00:07:00,086 --> 00:07:02,964 I'm monitoring the effects of the opium. I'm tending. 159 00:07:03,048 --> 00:07:05,717 -Give me a half a tend. -There's no such thing as a half a tend. 160 00:07:05,800 --> 00:07:07,302 You've clearly never tended for anyone. 161 00:07:07,385 --> 00:07:10,221 My cousin was sick once, and I did bring him some muffins. 162 00:07:10,555 --> 00:07:11,681 I'm not gonna look. 163 00:07:11,765 --> 00:07:13,516 I'm not looking. I'm looking you in the eye. 164 00:07:13,600 --> 00:07:15,018 Well, if you're looking in the eye, 165 00:07:15,101 --> 00:07:17,145 just go down three inches and you'll see the mouth. 166 00:07:17,228 --> 00:07:18,229 That's a different type of look. 167 00:07:18,313 --> 00:07:19,522 -Take a look. -No. 168 00:07:26,279 --> 00:07:27,948 The answer's no. Now, if you'll excuse me, 169 00:07:28,031 --> 00:07:29,407 I have a president to tend to. 170 00:07:29,491 --> 00:07:31,242 Okay, I get you're tending. What's he doing? 171 00:07:31,326 --> 00:07:33,370 -He's also tending. -I'm tending as well. 172 00:07:33,453 --> 00:07:36,289 -You need simultaneous tending? -Yes. We're the two attending doctors. 173 00:07:36,373 --> 00:07:37,582 Let me ask you a question. 174 00:07:37,666 --> 00:07:40,001 Were you secretly happy when you heard he was sick? 175 00:07:40,085 --> 00:07:42,504 -No. I went to church and wept. -Please. 176 00:07:42,587 --> 00:07:45,256 If I wound up like the president in just a matter of days, 177 00:07:45,340 --> 00:07:46,341 how would you feel about it? 178 00:07:46,424 --> 00:07:48,134 -Would you be the president? -No. 179 00:07:48,218 --> 00:07:50,887 This whole city's full of sick people. It's a swamp. It's disgusting. 180 00:07:50,971 --> 00:07:53,223 If I came to your office for a visit, how much would you charge me? 181 00:07:53,306 --> 00:07:55,225 My office is here in the White House, so that's impossible. 182 00:07:55,350 --> 00:07:57,102 Well, why can't I see you in the White House? 183 00:07:57,185 --> 00:07:59,229 I'm by appointment only, and I only take appointments 184 00:07:59,312 --> 00:08:00,772 with the president of the United States. 185 00:08:00,855 --> 00:08:02,649 So, pretty much you do nothing all day, then? 186 00:08:02,732 --> 00:08:04,651 If I'm doing nothing, that means I've done my job. 187 00:08:04,734 --> 00:08:06,569 You're like a bum living in the White House. 188 00:08:06,653 --> 00:08:09,072 I'm not a bum. We are anticipating problems 189 00:08:09,155 --> 00:08:10,532 and preventing threats... Really? 190 00:08:10,615 --> 00:08:12,534 -...to his health before they happen. -Yeah. Then why didn't you 191 00:08:12,617 --> 00:08:13,910 bring him a coat? 192 00:08:13,994 --> 00:08:16,204 Lawrence, please! 193 00:08:19,040 --> 00:08:20,750 Hey, Doc, thanks for your help. 194 00:08:21,835 --> 00:08:23,253 -This doesn't bother me. -Oh, yeah? 195 00:08:23,336 --> 00:08:25,463 -No, doesn't bother me at all. -Okay. Okay. 196 00:08:31,261 --> 00:08:33,304 Oh, sweetheart. 197 00:08:38,308 --> 00:08:41,938 Excuse me. Sorry to bother you. I was at the inauguration yesterday, 198 00:08:42,022 --> 00:08:44,649 and I shook his hand. And, you know, you see how sick he is. 199 00:08:44,733 --> 00:08:47,652 I'm wondering, how fast do I have to get to soap and water? 200 00:08:47,736 --> 00:08:50,071 -You have about ten seconds. -Ten seconds? 201 00:08:50,155 --> 00:08:51,197 -That's it? -Yep. 202 00:08:51,281 --> 00:08:52,699 That's insane. It's like the only time 203 00:08:52,782 --> 00:08:54,367 you could shake someone's hand is in the bathroom. 204 00:08:54,451 --> 00:08:56,828 It's like you gotta walk around with a bucket of water and soap 205 00:08:56,911 --> 00:08:58,455 all day not to get sick. 206 00:08:59,080 --> 00:09:01,499 No, no, no. No food at this time, please. 207 00:09:01,583 --> 00:09:04,586 -What? Why? -You feed a cold, but you starve a fever. 208 00:09:04,669 --> 00:09:08,131 No, I beg to differ. You starve a cold and feed a fever. 209 00:09:08,214 --> 00:09:09,799 No, you have it backwards. Are you a doctor? 210 00:09:09,883 --> 00:09:14,179 No, but my mother always used to say, "Starve a cold, feed a fever." 211 00:09:14,262 --> 00:09:19,142 In fact, when I had scarlet fever, my mother fed me continuously. 212 00:09:19,225 --> 00:09:21,728 I gained 15 pounds, but I got better in a week. 213 00:09:21,811 --> 00:09:24,397 -Well, was your mother a doctor? -No, she bred schnauzers. 214 00:09:24,481 --> 00:09:26,608 -But she was very worldly. -Is she still with us? 215 00:09:26,691 --> 00:09:29,736 No, she died of scarlet fever because there was nothing left to eat. 216 00:09:29,819 --> 00:09:33,490 "Starve a fever, feed a cold, then you surely will grow old." 217 00:09:33,573 --> 00:09:37,368 No, "Starve a cold, feed a fever, live to 100, I guarantee ya." 218 00:09:37,452 --> 00:09:39,162 You might be right. I think he's correct. 219 00:09:39,245 --> 00:09:40,663 -No. -It's feed the fever. 220 00:09:40,747 --> 00:09:42,832 In nursing school, we fed both. 221 00:09:42,915 --> 00:09:45,126 -Well, that's wrong, too. -Feed the cold, starve the-- 222 00:09:45,210 --> 00:09:47,003 No, save your strength. Save your strength. 223 00:09:47,087 --> 00:09:50,298 Anyway, when you starve, you die. Feed the fever. 224 00:09:50,381 --> 00:09:51,591 Oh, for the love of God, yes, 225 00:09:51,674 --> 00:09:53,051 -feed him. Feed him. -Please feed the fever. 226 00:09:53,134 --> 00:09:56,513 -Is there any of that chocolate cake left? -Feed the man. 227 00:09:56,596 --> 00:09:58,264 Well, I wasn't saying he can never eat anything again. 228 00:09:58,348 --> 00:09:59,557 Yeah, make him a plate. 229 00:09:59,641 --> 00:10:02,977 Okay. Are you ready? Some mashed potatoes. 230 00:10:05,980 --> 00:10:08,900 -Oh, good! -I should have worn the coat. 231 00:10:10,068 --> 00:10:11,069 Next time. 232 00:10:12,278 --> 00:10:13,404 Next time. 233 00:10:27,127 --> 00:10:30,630 -He's dead. -Oh, sweetheart! No! 234 00:10:31,422 --> 00:10:32,632 -No! -What is all this? 235 00:10:32,715 --> 00:10:37,137 -Why is there food everywhere? -The president had a bite to eat. 236 00:10:37,220 --> 00:10:42,809 Don't you know the first rule of medicine? "Feed a cold, starve a fever!" 237 00:10:42,892 --> 00:10:43,977 -I told you. -I told you. 238 00:10:44,060 --> 00:10:45,270 Not "throw a party!" 239 00:10:45,353 --> 00:10:47,897 The president's bowels were exploding, and you fed him? 240 00:10:47,981 --> 00:10:49,440 Well, we don't... People get it mixed up and-- 241 00:10:49,524 --> 00:10:52,735 This is an outrage! Who in God's name is responsible for this? 242 00:10:52,819 --> 00:10:57,031 Come and get it! Steak from Lundy's, Mr. President! 243 00:11:07,041 --> 00:11:09,627 In late 1846, a group of pioneers 244 00:11:09,711 --> 00:11:12,172 on the way to California led by George Donner 245 00:11:12,255 --> 00:11:15,717 got trapped high in the mountains by an early heavy snowfall. 246 00:11:16,342 --> 00:11:20,722 Rescuers attempted to reach them, but the first relief party did not arrive 247 00:11:20,805 --> 00:11:24,809 until almost four months after the wagon train became trapped. 248 00:11:24,893 --> 00:11:26,060 With food running out, 249 00:11:26,144 --> 00:11:28,688 the group resorted to drastic measures to survive. 250 00:11:29,480 --> 00:11:32,942 And by "Drastic," I mean cannibalism. 251 00:11:33,401 --> 00:11:36,529 And by "cannibalism," I mean they ate each other. 252 00:11:36,613 --> 00:11:39,741 It was a terrible tragedy for those who perished, 253 00:11:39,824 --> 00:11:41,868 and for those who survived, 254 00:11:42,577 --> 00:11:44,204 a little tough to explain. 255 00:12:02,347 --> 00:12:03,348 Dear God! 256 00:12:04,641 --> 00:12:06,559 -Donner Party! -They're here! 257 00:12:06,643 --> 00:12:09,604 -Donner Party! We found you! -Oh. 258 00:12:09,687 --> 00:12:10,897 Here they are! 259 00:12:10,980 --> 00:12:12,148 -Hi! -Oh, hey! 260 00:12:12,232 --> 00:12:15,068 -Hey. -The snow finally melted in the pass, 261 00:12:15,151 --> 00:12:17,779 so we were able to reach you. Thank God you're alive! 262 00:12:17,862 --> 00:12:19,364 Oh, we're glad to have found you. 263 00:12:19,906 --> 00:12:20,907 -Oh, thank God. -Yeah, look! 264 00:12:20,990 --> 00:12:22,033 -Hey. -Look at this. 265 00:12:22,116 --> 00:12:24,661 -Hey, everyone. -Oh, that's so thoughtful of you! 266 00:12:24,744 --> 00:12:26,079 -Isn't that great? -Rescue! 267 00:12:26,162 --> 00:12:28,039 -The party. -It's a rescue party. 268 00:12:28,122 --> 00:12:31,209 I would love to be part of a rescue party one day 269 00:12:31,334 --> 00:12:33,544 and have people kind of obligated to me 270 00:12:33,628 --> 00:12:35,838 for the rest of my life 'cause I rescued them. 271 00:12:35,922 --> 00:12:38,925 -The thorn out of the lion. -Don't expect that from me. 272 00:12:39,634 --> 00:12:41,052 You look well, sir. 273 00:12:41,135 --> 00:12:42,929 -Yeah, yeah. Well, we're... -We're good. Yeah. 274 00:12:43,012 --> 00:12:46,099 -We're good. We're alive. -Yes! 275 00:12:46,182 --> 00:12:47,725 We're doing all right, all things considered. 276 00:12:47,809 --> 00:12:49,394 -All things considered, yeah. -Yeah. 277 00:12:49,477 --> 00:12:51,062 -We're surviving here, yep. -Yeah. 278 00:12:51,145 --> 00:12:52,397 You look as hale as the day 279 00:12:52,480 --> 00:12:54,482 -you left Salt Lake City. -You know... 280 00:12:54,607 --> 00:12:56,234 -That's very nice. Thank you! -You look great. 281 00:12:56,317 --> 00:12:58,319 -That's a very nice compliment. Yes. -Thank you so much. 282 00:12:58,403 --> 00:13:00,905 -That's sweet. -And where is everyone? 283 00:13:01,781 --> 00:13:02,782 Now... 284 00:13:02,865 --> 00:13:05,118 -Well, I mean... -Who do you mean exactly? 285 00:13:05,201 --> 00:13:06,828 -Good question. -It's not a bad question. 286 00:13:06,911 --> 00:13:08,288 -It's a good question. -It's a good question. 287 00:13:08,371 --> 00:13:10,081 -It's a good qu... "Where is everyone?" -Everybody? 288 00:13:10,164 --> 00:13:11,749 -Yes. That's the question. -That's the question. 289 00:13:11,833 --> 00:13:13,042 -We have an answer. -We do. 290 00:13:13,126 --> 00:13:15,253 -We got a... Yeah. -Well, it's simple. It's simple. 291 00:13:15,336 --> 00:13:16,963 -They're not here. -No. 292 00:13:17,046 --> 00:13:18,631 -That's right. They're not here. -They're not here. 293 00:13:18,715 --> 00:13:20,091 -They've gone. We're here. -I see that. 294 00:13:20,174 --> 00:13:21,551 -Yeah. We're here, they're not. -They're not. 295 00:13:21,634 --> 00:13:23,052 Because they are where? 296 00:13:23,219 --> 00:13:25,888 Yeah. Well, the... 297 00:13:26,264 --> 00:13:28,599 -Truth be told. -Yeah, truth be told, they left. 298 00:13:28,683 --> 00:13:30,560 -They took off. -In the dead of winter? 299 00:13:30,643 --> 00:13:32,687 That pass is choked of snow. 300 00:13:32,770 --> 00:13:34,314 -Who would do that? -I begged them not to go. 301 00:13:34,397 --> 00:13:36,774 But they just left us here to fend for ourselves. 302 00:13:36,858 --> 00:13:38,526 And you never turned against each other? 303 00:13:38,609 --> 00:13:39,819 -No! And... -No. United. 304 00:13:39,902 --> 00:13:42,864 -And no one died. -No, no, no, no. No one died. 305 00:13:42,947 --> 00:13:44,282 -No. They didn't perish here. No. 306 00:13:44,365 --> 00:13:46,659 God, no. No one even got sick in this camp. 307 00:13:46,743 --> 00:13:48,161 -No one died. -No one died. 308 00:13:48,286 --> 00:13:50,496 -No one died over there and... -Nope, nope. 309 00:13:50,580 --> 00:13:52,957 -...no one died over there. -Oh, no. No one died there. 310 00:13:53,040 --> 00:13:54,917 No one died there, and thank God! 311 00:13:55,001 --> 00:13:58,546 And if you don't mind my asking, how did you survive with no provisions? 312 00:13:58,588 --> 00:14:02,175 -Yeah. -I mean, this guy... 313 00:14:02,258 --> 00:14:04,969 -Just when you think it's done... -Oh, man. He's so crazy. 314 00:14:05,053 --> 00:14:06,554 ...there's another question. 315 00:14:06,637 --> 00:14:08,723 Is that a better question than the first question? 316 00:14:08,806 --> 00:14:12,101 -He beat the first question! -It feels like such an obvious question. 317 00:14:12,185 --> 00:14:13,770 It doesn't make it less tremendous. 318 00:14:13,853 --> 00:14:14,854 -Okay. -And now, knowing 319 00:14:14,937 --> 00:14:16,898 what an unbelievable question that was, 320 00:14:17,023 --> 00:14:18,441 -let that be the last. -Right. 321 00:14:18,816 --> 00:14:20,568 But what is the answer to the question? 322 00:14:20,651 --> 00:14:22,195 -How did you survive? -Okay, okay. 323 00:14:22,278 --> 00:14:23,404 That's the best question. 324 00:14:23,488 --> 00:14:25,156 But that's the last one because it's so good. 325 00:14:25,239 --> 00:14:26,949 -And it's easy. -For me, 326 00:14:27,033 --> 00:14:32,246 -it's too painful to get into details. -This guy, he had four days in the tent 327 00:14:32,330 --> 00:14:34,207 -and wouldn't come out. -Oh, that's awful. 328 00:14:34,290 --> 00:14:37,627 It was really hard. No, it was hard. It was hard. He's okay. 329 00:14:37,710 --> 00:14:38,795 So how else did you survive? 330 00:14:39,670 --> 00:14:40,880 -I'm going back in the tent. -No, no! 331 00:14:40,963 --> 00:14:42,840 -I have to. I have to! -You're not going back in there. 332 00:14:42,882 --> 00:14:45,760 -No, no! -I don't belong out... Okay. 333 00:14:45,843 --> 00:14:48,179 -Pull yourself together! -I'm sorry to agitate you. 334 00:14:48,262 --> 00:14:50,181 You gotta stop with the questions! 335 00:14:50,264 --> 00:14:52,642 -It's all a lot. -I'm sure you're all emotional. 336 00:14:52,725 --> 00:14:54,977 -Yes. -Yes. I still can't get over 337 00:14:55,061 --> 00:14:56,145 how well you all look. 338 00:14:56,229 --> 00:14:58,106 -Yeah. -That's really kind of you. 339 00:14:58,189 --> 00:14:59,315 Yes, thank you again. 340 00:14:59,440 --> 00:15:01,484 You're very nice with the compliments. Yeah. 341 00:15:01,567 --> 00:15:03,528 -What is that I smell? -Stew's ready. 342 00:15:03,611 --> 00:15:06,364 -No, maybe it's not. -No, no, no, no, no. 343 00:15:06,489 --> 00:15:08,032 -No pot. Lose the pot. -What? 344 00:15:08,116 --> 00:15:10,493 -Benjamin Donner! -It's Donner, there he is. 345 00:15:10,576 --> 00:15:12,453 -What's going on? -A rescue party. 346 00:15:12,537 --> 00:15:13,538 -Oh, hey! -Yeah! 347 00:15:13,621 --> 00:15:15,915 -Yeah! -Benjamin Donner, you look well, sir. 348 00:15:15,998 --> 00:15:17,291 Yeah, I am. 349 00:15:17,750 --> 00:15:20,253 You look very well, very, very well. 350 00:15:20,336 --> 00:15:23,214 -Yeah, I got, You know, the fresh air... -Yeah. 351 00:15:23,297 --> 00:15:25,133 ...can make anybody... And you know what I love? 352 00:15:25,216 --> 00:15:28,511 -Lumber-jacking. Love the lumber-jacking. -What a lumberjack this guy is! 353 00:15:28,594 --> 00:15:31,264 -Tremendous exercise. -That's it, just lumber-jacking? 354 00:15:31,347 --> 00:15:33,307 And excessive masturbation. 355 00:15:33,391 --> 00:15:34,600 -Oh, excessive! -Excessive. 356 00:15:34,684 --> 00:15:35,935 -Yeah. -Too much. 357 00:15:36,018 --> 00:15:38,563 He puts a string on the tent. We know. We know. 358 00:15:38,646 --> 00:15:40,273 -Yeah, that's the signal. -Lumberjack's tired. 359 00:15:40,356 --> 00:15:42,859 Lumberjack's "sleeping it off." 360 00:15:43,568 --> 00:15:44,694 What's in the pot? 361 00:15:46,195 --> 00:15:47,780 -What's in the pot? -What's in the pot? 362 00:15:47,864 --> 00:15:50,116 -Oh, the pot! The pot! -This guy! 363 00:15:50,199 --> 00:15:52,952 No, this is another unbelievable question. 364 00:15:53,578 --> 00:15:55,288 -How do you do it? -How does he do it? 365 00:15:55,371 --> 00:15:56,956 And what was the question? 366 00:15:57,039 --> 00:15:59,208 -"What's in the pot?" -"What's in the pot?" 367 00:16:00,418 --> 00:16:01,461 Bear! 368 00:16:02,086 --> 00:16:05,131 So, you all have survived the entire winter... 369 00:16:06,466 --> 00:16:07,508 on one bear. 370 00:16:08,134 --> 00:16:12,096 Well, but that bear had eaten a pig, so it was really like two meals. 371 00:16:12,180 --> 00:16:13,931 -Uh-huh. -And ice fishing. 372 00:16:14,015 --> 00:16:17,018 -Yes! Thank God for that. -Ice fishing, yeah. 373 00:16:17,101 --> 00:16:19,228 -Where's the poles? -No. No poles. 374 00:16:19,312 --> 00:16:20,438 How does that work? 375 00:16:20,521 --> 00:16:22,815 Get 'em with the hand. I don't need poles. 376 00:16:22,899 --> 00:16:24,942 -Your hand? -Yeah. I smash through the ice. 377 00:16:25,026 --> 00:16:28,237 I dangle the worm. I stick it under. I wiggle it. 378 00:16:28,821 --> 00:16:31,073 Fish comes. I snatch it. 379 00:16:31,157 --> 00:16:32,950 The ground's frozen. Where do you get the worms? 380 00:16:33,951 --> 00:16:37,788 -Well... -Hey, I'm a lumberjack. I cut down trees. 381 00:16:37,872 --> 00:16:39,915 These worms are all through these trees. 382 00:16:39,999 --> 00:16:41,125 -Tree worms! -Tree worms? 383 00:16:41,209 --> 00:16:43,211 Let me tell you something. Those fish... 384 00:16:43,294 --> 00:16:44,587 -They love these tree worms. -Oh! 385 00:16:44,670 --> 00:16:46,339 They can't get enough of 'em. 386 00:16:46,422 --> 00:16:48,716 -It's a delicacy for 'em. -So, you got worms from a tree, 387 00:16:48,799 --> 00:16:51,594 and you hand ice-fished with tree worms? 388 00:16:53,346 --> 00:16:54,597 That's a great summary. 389 00:16:55,389 --> 00:16:57,391 That's the Stantons’ wagon. Are they here? 390 00:16:57,475 --> 00:16:59,435 Yeah, where are they? 391 00:16:59,519 --> 00:17:00,978 Oh, the Stantons. 392 00:17:01,062 --> 00:17:02,313 -The Stantons. -It's a story. 393 00:17:02,396 --> 00:17:03,564 -Stantons. -The Stantons. 394 00:17:03,648 --> 00:17:06,025 The ones we were never supposed to mention again. 395 00:17:06,108 --> 00:17:07,443 -The Stantons. -This is something. 396 00:17:07,527 --> 00:17:08,861 It's something you don't wanna hear. 397 00:17:08,944 --> 00:17:11,155 Eliza, why don't you go ahead and tell the story? 398 00:17:11,239 --> 00:17:12,406 Yeah. You know what, Benjamin? 399 00:17:12,490 --> 00:17:14,367 You have it. I know you got it right there. 400 00:17:14,450 --> 00:17:15,785 I used to. I forgot it. 401 00:17:15,867 --> 00:17:18,371 But remember, I told you the story with all the details. 402 00:17:18,454 --> 00:17:22,165 I think the person who witnessed it is the one to tell it. 403 00:17:22,250 --> 00:17:23,251 George 404 00:17:23,917 --> 00:17:26,170 why don't you share what you saw that day? 405 00:17:26,837 --> 00:17:29,340 -This is hard, I know. -Take your time. 406 00:17:29,924 --> 00:17:30,967 Well 407 00:17:31,676 --> 00:17:33,678 a big bird swooped down 408 00:17:34,262 --> 00:17:38,391 and grabbed little Isaiah, seven-year-old and started to fly away. 409 00:17:38,808 --> 00:17:43,062 And then Melanie saw it. She latched on to Isaiah, 410 00:17:43,145 --> 00:17:44,981 -and poor Charlie... -Charlie. 411 00:17:45,064 --> 00:17:47,275 ...Charlie grabbed Melanie, 412 00:17:47,358 --> 00:17:49,151 and then Isaiah... 413 00:17:49,944 --> 00:17:51,571 the ten-year-old, grabbed Melanie, 414 00:17:51,654 --> 00:17:54,073 -and the bird flew off. -Wait, wait. Wait. 415 00:17:54,156 --> 00:17:55,658 There's two Isaiahs? 416 00:17:55,741 --> 00:17:57,493 -Yeah, two Isaiahs. -The important thing 417 00:17:57,577 --> 00:17:59,161 is that both Isaiahs disappeared that day... 418 00:17:59,245 --> 00:18:00,371 -Right. -...with the bird. 419 00:18:00,454 --> 00:18:03,291 You wouldn't even call it a bird. It was a like a prehistoric animal. 420 00:18:03,374 --> 00:18:05,334 It was a dinosaur, I'm pretty sure. 421 00:18:05,418 --> 00:18:11,299 Did you happen to see a giant bird with a family of four up in the sky? 422 00:18:11,382 --> 00:18:13,759 I want to know what happened to the Stantons, 423 00:18:13,843 --> 00:18:17,847 the Tylers, and the Eddies! What the hell is going on here? 424 00:18:17,930 --> 00:18:19,682 -Yeah. -We told you what's going on. 425 00:18:19,765 --> 00:18:22,643 Why? What are you saying? Do you think we ate them? 426 00:18:23,603 --> 00:18:25,396 I didn't say anything about eating people. 427 00:18:26,439 --> 00:18:29,066 -Oh. Yeah, no. Of course not. Yeah. -Yeah. Why would you think that? 428 00:18:29,150 --> 00:18:30,776 Nobody would be eaten. 429 00:18:30,860 --> 00:18:33,362 Who would be eaten? That'd be horrible. No way! 430 00:18:33,446 --> 00:18:36,616 -Come on, we're not cannibals. -No! God, no! 431 00:18:36,699 --> 00:18:39,619 -That's disgusting! -We wouldn't eat people. 432 00:18:39,702 --> 00:18:40,995 Of course, I mean, 433 00:18:41,120 --> 00:18:43,205 if I happen to stumble upon a cannibal party 434 00:18:43,289 --> 00:18:44,498 in the woods 435 00:18:44,582 --> 00:18:47,710 and they offered me a delicious piece of a pinky, 436 00:18:47,793 --> 00:18:50,212 you know, I might take a bite just to be courteous. 437 00:18:50,254 --> 00:18:52,632 -I'll try one. -And at that same party, 438 00:18:52,715 --> 00:18:55,593 if they offered me a medium rare slice of a buttock, 439 00:18:55,676 --> 00:18:57,136 -okay, I'll take a bite... -Right. 440 00:18:57,219 --> 00:18:58,346 ...just to be respectful. 441 00:18:58,429 --> 00:19:00,097 -Just manners. -Yeah. 442 00:19:00,181 --> 00:19:02,558 -Do you even wanna be rescued? -Do ya? 443 00:19:02,808 --> 00:19:03,851 Come on now. 444 00:19:03,934 --> 00:19:05,394 -Again! -Did he? 445 00:19:05,478 --> 00:19:08,689 -Another one! Another one! -You came at me 446 00:19:08,773 --> 00:19:10,191 with two unbelievable questions. 447 00:19:10,274 --> 00:19:12,193 -We said that was it. -Now, the best of all! 448 00:19:12,276 --> 00:19:14,862 -"How would you like to be rescued?" -Yeah. Oh, no. No. 449 00:19:14,945 --> 00:19:16,322 -Just kinda threw it away too... -Yeah. 450 00:19:16,405 --> 00:19:17,740 -Yeah. -...like no big deal, right? 451 00:19:17,823 --> 00:19:19,408 All right, we'll take the rescue. 452 00:19:19,492 --> 00:19:21,327 -How about yes? -Give us a moment to... 453 00:19:21,410 --> 00:19:23,120 -Couple minutes at least. -Couple minutes, yeah. 454 00:19:23,204 --> 00:19:25,581 -We'll help you with your things. -No, no, no, no, no, no. 455 00:19:25,665 --> 00:19:26,999 -Yeah, we got it. -Okay. Okay. 456 00:19:27,083 --> 00:19:28,793 -Let's get out of here. -Let's get packed up. 457 00:19:28,876 --> 00:19:30,127 Get those meals ready. 458 00:19:32,630 --> 00:19:36,008 -Oh, dear God! -Oh, my God! 459 00:19:41,180 --> 00:19:42,223 Just pinkies! 460 00:19:51,899 --> 00:19:53,859 On August 28th, 2014, 461 00:19:53,943 --> 00:19:57,238 President Obama's administration was rocked by a scandal 462 00:19:57,321 --> 00:20:00,533 the likes of which the office had never seen. 463 00:20:00,616 --> 00:20:03,703 And what was this grave lapse in judgment? 464 00:20:03,786 --> 00:20:10,042 President Obama addressed reporters in a tan suit. That's right, tan! 465 00:20:10,459 --> 00:20:15,464 Not navy, not gray, not black, not even herringbone, but tan. 466 00:20:15,840 --> 00:20:18,926 A media frenzy ensued, with some claiming Obama 467 00:20:19,009 --> 00:20:21,762 had trampled over some sort of presidential boundary 468 00:20:21,846 --> 00:20:22,972 with his fashion choice. 469 00:20:23,055 --> 00:20:26,392 But the president came out addressing reporters on Thursday 470 00:20:26,475 --> 00:20:28,769 and he was wearing this tan suit. 471 00:20:29,186 --> 00:20:32,940 Time magazine equated it to seeing "A performer out of costume." 472 00:20:33,023 --> 00:20:36,694 GQ called it "terrible," Esquire, "a monstrosity." 473 00:20:36,777 --> 00:20:39,280 And he looked like he was on his way to a party at the Hamptons. 474 00:20:39,363 --> 00:20:40,489 In the days that followed, 475 00:20:40,573 --> 00:20:43,242 President Obama took the blame for this debacle, 476 00:20:43,325 --> 00:20:46,454 and he refused to throw anybody under the bus. 477 00:20:46,537 --> 00:20:49,999 But now, he's finally throwing someone under the bus. 478 00:20:50,082 --> 00:20:53,335 And by this point, you might know who. 479 00:20:53,586 --> 00:20:56,088 Mr. President, we're trying to get your selection for the NATO summit. 480 00:20:56,172 --> 00:20:58,966 Yep, I think this looks... This looks just fine. 481 00:20:59,049 --> 00:21:00,134 What's this? This the layout, 482 00:21:00,217 --> 00:21:01,719 -for NATO at Turin? -Yeah. 483 00:21:01,802 --> 00:21:03,095 This is what we're gonna wear in Turin. 484 00:21:03,179 --> 00:21:04,638 -This is it? -This is it. 485 00:21:04,722 --> 00:21:05,931 Can I make a suggestion? 486 00:21:07,224 --> 00:21:09,185 -Speak your mind. -Bring some extra ties. 487 00:21:09,268 --> 00:21:11,854 -Why do we need extra ties? -'Cause they tend to stain. 488 00:21:11,937 --> 00:21:14,648 -I don't stain my ties. -You know why my ties are immaculate? 489 00:21:14,732 --> 00:21:15,816 No. Why? 490 00:21:15,900 --> 00:21:18,360 I never eat soup or pasta when I'm wearing a tie. 491 00:21:18,444 --> 00:21:22,114 You have to make a choice. You get soup or tie, not both. 492 00:21:22,198 --> 00:21:24,325 -Is that so? -Yeah. 'Cause I noticed you eat soup. 493 00:21:24,408 --> 00:21:25,910 That's why your ties are all messed up. 494 00:21:25,993 --> 00:21:27,578 -Think about it. -Interesting. 495 00:21:28,829 --> 00:21:30,748 -What about the flip up? -Flip up doesn't work. 496 00:21:30,831 --> 00:21:34,001 You know why? What flips up, flops down. 497 00:21:34,084 --> 00:21:38,172 Might make it worse. You might end up with your tie in the soup. 498 00:21:38,255 --> 00:21:41,300 -Ruins both the tie and the soup. -I get it. Quite an expert on this. 499 00:21:41,383 --> 00:21:43,219 -Yeah. -Here's the schedule for Turin. 500 00:21:43,302 --> 00:21:44,762 All right. What do we got here? 501 00:21:44,845 --> 00:21:46,764 -Let's see. -What's this? 502 00:21:47,598 --> 00:21:49,433 -It's a drink. -What kind of drink? 503 00:21:49,517 --> 00:21:50,851 It's a protein smoothie. 504 00:21:50,935 --> 00:21:52,853 -Oh, really? What's it called? -Yeah. 505 00:21:53,687 --> 00:21:55,523 I'm not sure. I'm not sure what it's called. 506 00:21:55,606 --> 00:21:56,607 -You're not sure? -Yeah. 507 00:21:56,690 --> 00:21:57,691 Does it have a name? 508 00:21:58,692 --> 00:22:00,986 -Mango Tango. -Mango Tango? 509 00:22:01,070 --> 00:22:02,863 You're drinking a Mango Tango. 510 00:22:02,947 --> 00:22:04,532 -That's nice. -Yeah, you don't have to... 511 00:22:04,615 --> 00:22:07,159 -You don't have to yell. -Can I have a little... 512 00:22:07,243 --> 00:22:08,619 a little taste? 513 00:22:08,702 --> 00:22:10,871 No, man, you can't have a sip of my drink. 514 00:22:10,955 --> 00:22:12,540 -What's the big deal? -I mean, it's not a big deal. 515 00:22:12,623 --> 00:22:14,083 It's just not something I'd prefer. 516 00:22:14,208 --> 00:22:16,919 You're using the straw. I would just be sipping from the glass. 517 00:22:17,002 --> 00:22:18,420 -Well, that'd be worse. -How's it worse? 518 00:22:18,504 --> 00:22:20,798 You're putting your mouth on the surface of the glass. 519 00:22:20,881 --> 00:22:22,550 Your saliva would get in the drink. 520 00:22:22,633 --> 00:22:24,718 -So you're a no-sips guy? -No, no, I give sips. 521 00:22:24,802 --> 00:22:26,053 Michelle can always have a sip. 522 00:22:26,136 --> 00:22:29,181 If Malia and Sasha were here, I would gladly give them a sip. 523 00:22:29,265 --> 00:22:30,391 -Uh-huh. -But not you. 524 00:22:30,474 --> 00:22:32,226 -What about Panetta? -No, not Panetta. 525 00:22:32,309 --> 00:22:33,310 -Biden? -No. 526 00:22:33,394 --> 00:22:34,478 I think you have to have boundaries. 527 00:22:34,562 --> 00:22:36,397 -So, no non-family sips? -Nope. 528 00:22:36,480 --> 00:22:39,400 Also, you, Biden, Panetta, 529 00:22:40,442 --> 00:22:42,194 -old lips. -Old lips? 530 00:22:42,278 --> 00:22:43,863 Yeah. It's not appetizing. 531 00:22:43,946 --> 00:22:46,991 By the way, Old Lips, I'd love that as a nickname. 532 00:22:47,074 --> 00:22:48,784 Okay, Old Lips, let's get back to the schedule. 533 00:22:48,868 --> 00:22:50,619 -Okay, let's do it. -Yeah. This looks pretty good. 534 00:22:50,703 --> 00:22:53,205 -Good. -I do wish we had more time in the Alps. 535 00:22:53,289 --> 00:22:54,498 A lot of stuff we could be doing. 536 00:22:54,707 --> 00:22:57,084 People can go skiing, take some hikes. 537 00:22:57,251 --> 00:22:59,086 Really? You ski? 538 00:22:59,587 --> 00:23:00,921 Why would you assume I don't ski? 539 00:23:02,923 --> 00:23:04,258 Do you ski? 540 00:23:04,633 --> 00:23:06,802 -Yeah. -All right, so you think you can ski 541 00:23:06,886 --> 00:23:08,220 and I might not be able to ski? 542 00:23:08,304 --> 00:23:10,723 I mean, well... no. 543 00:23:10,806 --> 00:23:13,058 What would lead you to assume that I don't ski? 544 00:23:15,102 --> 00:23:17,855 -Larry, is... is it because-- -No, no, no, no. 545 00:23:17,938 --> 00:23:19,231 -Is it because? -No! 546 00:23:19,315 --> 00:23:22,276 No sirree, Bob! 547 00:23:22,359 --> 00:23:23,485 Is it because I'm from Hawaii? 548 00:23:24,486 --> 00:23:26,030 Obviously, yes. 549 00:23:26,113 --> 00:23:28,115 -Hawaiians ski, too, Larry. -Hawaiians ski? 550 00:23:28,198 --> 00:23:29,408 -Yeah. -Who knew? 551 00:23:29,575 --> 00:23:30,576 I knew. 552 00:23:32,202 --> 00:23:35,080 Wondering if you could do me a little favor 553 00:23:35,164 --> 00:23:36,916 when you're over in Turin. 554 00:23:36,999 --> 00:23:38,000 -At the NATO summit... -Yeah. 555 00:23:38,083 --> 00:23:40,210 -...you want me to do you a favor? -Tiny little thing. It's nothing. 556 00:23:40,294 --> 00:23:42,588 -What is it? -Tell the Danish prime minister 557 00:23:42,671 --> 00:23:44,506 that I said hello. That's all. 558 00:23:44,590 --> 00:23:45,716 In the middle of the NATO summit...? 559 00:23:45,799 --> 00:23:47,092 -Yeah. -When we're discussing 560 00:23:47,176 --> 00:23:48,427 critical national security issues, 561 00:23:48,510 --> 00:23:50,512 you want me to say to her, "Hey, you know what?" 562 00:23:50,596 --> 00:23:52,264 -"Larry said hi." -That's all you gotta do. 563 00:23:52,348 --> 00:23:53,349 What do you think's gonna happen? 564 00:23:53,432 --> 00:23:55,392 Just wondering what her reaction might be. 565 00:23:55,476 --> 00:23:57,394 You know what I think her reaction would be? 566 00:23:57,478 --> 00:23:58,896 I think she'd say, "Larry, who?" 567 00:23:59,313 --> 00:24:00,981 I... I don't think so. 568 00:24:01,065 --> 00:24:02,858 -You didn't observe our conversation... -What? 569 00:24:02,942 --> 00:24:04,693 ...two years ago when we were there. 570 00:24:04,777 --> 00:24:06,904 You think it was as memorable to her as it was to you? 571 00:24:06,987 --> 00:24:08,030 I made her laugh. 572 00:24:08,113 --> 00:24:10,282 -"Ooh, you're so funny." -That's how she said it? 573 00:24:10,366 --> 00:24:11,951 -That's how she said it, yeah. -She said, "Ooh"? 574 00:24:12,034 --> 00:24:13,911 "Ooh, you're so funny. You're funny." 575 00:24:13,994 --> 00:24:15,245 -Larry... -Yeah. 576 00:24:15,454 --> 00:24:16,997 ...I am not gonna do that. 577 00:24:17,081 --> 00:24:18,749 -Are you insane? -Why? 578 00:24:18,832 --> 00:24:21,251 She's the Danish prime minister. She doesn't know who you are. 579 00:24:21,335 --> 00:24:23,337 I made a big impression on her. She knows who I am. 580 00:24:23,420 --> 00:24:25,673 Not to mention the whole "tell somebody I said hi" thing. 581 00:24:25,756 --> 00:24:26,924 Nothing happens out of that. 582 00:24:27,007 --> 00:24:29,009 Let's play this out. I'm in the NATO summit. 583 00:24:29,093 --> 00:24:30,970 You want me to go up to the Danish prime minister 584 00:24:31,053 --> 00:24:33,263 in the middle of this thing and say, "Old Lips Larry says hi." 585 00:24:33,347 --> 00:24:36,892 Then I come back. I have to then tell you, "Helle says hi." 586 00:24:36,976 --> 00:24:38,435 Now what? Nothing happens. 587 00:24:38,519 --> 00:24:40,938 Now, I bore in on the attitude. 588 00:24:41,021 --> 00:24:42,398 -You bore in? -Yeah. 589 00:24:42,481 --> 00:24:44,483 -What does that mean? -That means, how did she react? 590 00:24:44,566 --> 00:24:46,235 -Yeah, but... Yeah. -Did she go, "Ooh!" 591 00:24:46,318 --> 00:24:48,445 "Ooh, Larry said hi?" -Larry, that's-- 592 00:24:48,529 --> 00:24:50,948 "You tell Larry I said hi, too." 593 00:24:51,031 --> 00:24:53,367 Larry, that's not a discussion I want to have, all right? 594 00:24:53,450 --> 00:24:54,910 -Let's just get back to work. -Sure. 595 00:24:54,994 --> 00:24:56,620 -All right. -What's that about? 596 00:24:58,080 --> 00:24:59,331 It's classified. 597 00:25:01,083 --> 00:25:04,545 -I'm not gonna tell you. -Why? I'm tremendous at keeping secrets. 598 00:25:04,628 --> 00:25:07,339 You know, my cousin Arthur was a bigamist. 599 00:25:07,423 --> 00:25:09,675 He had a wife in New Hampshire one in Queens. 600 00:25:09,758 --> 00:25:11,885 He'd go back and forth every other weekend. 601 00:25:11,969 --> 00:25:13,053 He didn't tell anybody. 602 00:25:13,137 --> 00:25:15,305 I'm the only person he told, and I never told a soul. 603 00:25:15,389 --> 00:25:17,307 -You told me. -He's dead. 604 00:25:17,391 --> 00:25:18,726 -Yeah. Okay. -Yeah. 605 00:25:18,809 --> 00:25:20,811 And I've confided a lot of sensitive stuff with you. 606 00:25:20,894 --> 00:25:23,564 I told you about the time I pooped in my pants when I was 12 years old 607 00:25:23,647 --> 00:25:25,649 -on the bus going to the Botanical-- -Yeah. Larry, Larry, at the-- 608 00:25:25,733 --> 00:25:27,401 -Yeah? -When you started telling me this, 609 00:25:27,484 --> 00:25:29,486 didn't want to hear it then, don't want to hear it now. 610 00:25:29,570 --> 00:25:31,947 -You can imagine how it traumatized me. -I don't really want to imagine it. 611 00:25:32,031 --> 00:25:33,657 Twelve-year-old boy, there were girls on the bus, 612 00:25:33,741 --> 00:25:35,576 and they called me "Diaper David" for years. 613 00:25:35,659 --> 00:25:36,952 That's confidential information. 614 00:25:37,036 --> 00:25:39,538 There's a reason why you didn't get classified clearance. 615 00:25:39,621 --> 00:25:42,249 Your behavior confirms that was a wise decision. 616 00:25:42,708 --> 00:25:44,585 -Is it Russia? China? -Larry, it's-- 617 00:25:44,668 --> 00:25:47,004 -Nope. -Taiwan. Oh, my God. Taiwan? 618 00:25:47,087 --> 00:25:48,255 -Excuse me, Mr. President. -Yeah? 619 00:25:48,338 --> 00:25:50,299 We have the press conference on ISIS in ten minutes. 620 00:25:50,382 --> 00:25:54,011 Okay. Got it. All right. I've gotta check on a couple things. 621 00:25:54,094 --> 00:25:56,597 -I'll be right back. -Sure. Yeah. Take your time. 622 00:26:35,427 --> 00:26:37,096 All right, think I'm ready to go. 623 00:26:41,100 --> 00:26:43,018 -Hey! You know what? -What? 624 00:26:43,102 --> 00:26:45,020 I got an idea that just might interest you. 625 00:26:45,104 --> 00:26:46,647 -All right, what's your idea? -I think... 626 00:26:46,730 --> 00:26:49,024 -Yeah. -...you should wear the tan suit 627 00:26:49,108 --> 00:26:50,109 to the press conference. 628 00:26:50,192 --> 00:26:52,027 -For this press conference? -Yes. 629 00:26:52,111 --> 00:26:54,863 -Why? -Well, first of all, it's a gorgeous suit. 630 00:26:54,947 --> 00:26:57,908 And that's why I'm taking it to Turin. There's a daytime event. 631 00:26:57,991 --> 00:27:01,328 -It's outdoors. A little more casual. -And this is Casual Friday. 632 00:27:01,411 --> 00:27:03,747 Hey, Brian, the boss wants to try on the tan suit! 633 00:27:03,831 --> 00:27:05,666 -I do love this suit. -It's perfect. 634 00:27:05,749 --> 00:27:07,751 You're casual. And it's in the briefing room. 635 00:27:07,835 --> 00:27:09,962 -It's not in the East Room. -Where's your tie? 636 00:27:13,257 --> 00:27:17,511 Having lunch and gonna... gonna get some soup. 637 00:27:17,594 --> 00:27:19,429 -Yeah. -I'm gonna get some soup. 638 00:27:19,513 --> 00:27:21,223 -You're taking my advice? -Yeah. 639 00:27:21,306 --> 00:27:24,518 Smart. Yeah. One last tip, though. A little bit of a rookie mistake. 640 00:27:24,601 --> 00:27:27,062 When you take the tie off, you gotta pop the top. 641 00:27:27,146 --> 00:27:29,982 -Oh, pop the top, yeah. -Yeah, yeah. Yeah. It'll look cooler. 642 00:27:30,065 --> 00:27:31,233 -Yeah. -Thank you. 643 00:27:32,568 --> 00:27:34,736 -It is a great suit. -Oh, boy, oh, boy. 644 00:27:34,820 --> 00:27:36,196 I think this is the move. 645 00:27:36,280 --> 00:27:39,241 -I'm gonna try it out, see how it looks. -Old Lips won't let you down. 646 00:27:40,617 --> 00:27:41,785 You'll thank me. 647 00:27:50,961 --> 00:27:53,088 -What do you think? -Pretty good. 648 00:27:53,172 --> 00:27:57,801 Pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty good. 649 00:27:57,885 --> 00:28:00,345 All right, let's go. I got a press conference to do. 650 00:28:00,637 --> 00:28:01,638 You sure about this? 651 00:28:01,722 --> 00:28:04,266 Never been more sure about anything in my life. 652 00:28:04,349 --> 00:28:06,310 Okay. I'll be back. 653 00:28:06,393 --> 00:28:10,105 People are gonna be talking about this for a long, long time. 654 00:28:14,026 --> 00:28:16,945 Thank you for joining us on this remarkable journey. 655 00:28:17,529 --> 00:28:19,740 And some of it was even true. 656 00:28:20,657 --> 00:28:24,411 American progress has never been smooth or steady. 657 00:28:25,162 --> 00:28:28,624 It zigs and zags in fits and starts. 658 00:28:29,208 --> 00:28:33,045 For every two steps forward, it can feel like we take one step back. 659 00:28:33,712 --> 00:28:37,216 And sometimes, when we've taken one of those steps back, 660 00:28:37,299 --> 00:28:41,845 it can be tempting to get discouraged, or to give in to cynicism. 661 00:28:42,846 --> 00:28:45,307 But the story of this country should inspire us 662 00:28:45,390 --> 00:28:49,728 to take the harder path, to stay true to our ideals, 663 00:28:49,811 --> 00:28:53,065 and to do whatever we can to make a difference, 664 00:28:53,649 --> 00:28:57,110 whether it's in our schools, our workplaces, 665 00:28:57,194 --> 00:28:59,780 our neighborhoods, or our cities. 666 00:29:00,739 --> 00:29:04,952 If we do, then I'm confident that the next 250 years 667 00:29:05,035 --> 00:29:08,872 of our American experiment will be better than the last. 668 00:29:12,876 --> 00:29:13,877 Larry? 669 00:29:14,253 --> 00:29:15,295 What you doing? 670 00:29:15,379 --> 00:29:20,300 Oh, n... nothing. Yeah. I lost a... lost a button. Yeah. 671 00:29:20,384 --> 00:29:23,011 -You did lose a button. -Yeah. What are you gonna do? 672 00:29:23,095 --> 00:29:24,388 Looks like the same button. 673 00:29:25,347 --> 00:29:26,348 -Yeah. -Yeah. 674 00:29:26,431 --> 00:29:28,558 George Washington, we have the same button. 675 00:29:28,642 --> 00:29:30,143 -Yeah. -What a coincidence, huh? 676 00:29:30,227 --> 00:29:31,353 What a coincidence. 677 00:29:31,603 --> 00:29:33,730 All right. Well, that was fun, huh? 678 00:29:33,814 --> 00:29:34,856 -Yeah, it was great. -Yeah. 679 00:29:34,940 --> 00:29:37,734 -Enjoyed it. -Oh, you know what? 680 00:29:37,818 --> 00:29:39,945 Oh. Forgot my script. 681 00:29:40,028 --> 00:29:43,156 -I'll... I'll be right back. -Larry, don't do it. 682 00:29:43,699 --> 00:29:45,367 -What? -I know what you're doing. 683 00:29:45,450 --> 00:29:47,452 -I'm not doing anything. -You're thinking about taking 684 00:29:47,536 --> 00:29:48,662 George Washington's button. 685 00:29:48,745 --> 00:29:50,706 That's the father of our country. Come on. 686 00:29:50,789 --> 00:29:51,873 -Okay. I... -Come on. 687 00:29:51,957 --> 00:29:53,625 -Like I was really gonna take the button. -Yeah. 688 00:29:53,709 --> 00:29:55,919 -I'm not gonna take the button. -You were gonna take the button. 689 00:29:56,003 --> 00:29:57,337 I wasn't gonna take it. 690 00:29:57,379 --> 00:29:59,047 -Hey, let me ask you a question. -Yeah. Go ahead. 691 00:29:59,131 --> 00:30:02,592 Say, hypothetically, someone did this television show, okay? 692 00:30:02,676 --> 00:30:05,679 And everybody hated it. I mean, detested it. 693 00:30:05,762 --> 00:30:08,724 You can't even leave your house without getting insulted. 694 00:30:08,807 --> 00:30:10,726 Would you... Would you leave the country? 695 00:30:11,643 --> 00:30:13,312 I would, if I were you. 696 00:30:15,522 --> 00:30:17,649 -Well, I'll tell my friend. -You do that. 697 00:30:17,733 --> 00:30:19,359 You know what, 44? 698 00:30:19,443 --> 00:30:22,404 I think this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship. 699 00:30:22,904 --> 00:30:23,947 I don't think so.