1 00:00:05,047 --> 00:00:08,550 ♪ ("THE STARS AND STRIPES FOREVER" PLAYING) ♪ 2 00:00:27,319 --> 00:00:30,447 -♪ (UPBEAT JAZZ MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ -SAMUEL L. JACKSON: On August 14th, 1945, 3 00:00:30,531 --> 00:00:32,241 Japan surrendered to the Allies 4 00:00:32,323 --> 00:00:34,785 -and World War II was finally over. -(CHEERING) 5 00:00:34,826 --> 00:00:37,663 JACKSON: Americans took to the streets to celebrate, 6 00:00:37,746 --> 00:00:39,122 and that spirit was captured 7 00:00:39,164 --> 00:00:42,626 in the iconic photo taken by Alfred Eisenstaedt 8 00:00:42,709 --> 00:00:44,378 for LIFE magazine. 9 00:00:44,461 --> 00:00:47,339 -(CAMERA FLASH BULB CLICKS) -JACKSON: A uniformed sailor passionately kissing a nurse 10 00:00:47,422 --> 00:00:49,591 in the middle of a crowded Times Square 11 00:00:49,633 --> 00:00:52,803 became a symbol of American pride and triumph. 12 00:00:52,886 --> 00:00:55,138 -But photos don't tell the full story. -♪ (MUSIC FADES) ♪ 13 00:00:55,222 --> 00:00:57,140 ♪ (LIVELY SWING MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 14 00:00:57,182 --> 00:00:59,726 -(CROWD CHEERING) -(CAR HORN HONKING) 15 00:00:59,810 --> 00:01:01,520 CROWD: (CHANTING) The war is over! 16 00:01:01,603 --> 00:01:03,272 The war is over! 17 00:01:03,313 --> 00:01:05,357 -CROWD MEMBER 1: War is over! -CROWD MEMBER 2: We won! 18 00:01:05,440 --> 00:01:07,317 CROWD MEMBER 2: We did it! That's right! 19 00:01:07,359 --> 00:01:09,319 -(LAUGHTER, CHEERING) -CROWD MEMBER 4: We really did it! 20 00:01:09,361 --> 00:01:12,155 CROWD: (CHANTING) Victory! Victory! 21 00:01:12,239 --> 00:01:13,907 -CROWD MEMBER 5: We won! -CROWD: (CHANTING) Victory! 22 00:01:13,991 --> 00:01:16,201 -(GRUNTS) Get your mitts off me, buster! -♪ (MUSIC FADES) ♪ 23 00:01:16,285 --> 00:01:17,661 No, the war's over. The war's over. 24 00:01:17,703 --> 00:01:18,787 -So? -LARRY DAVID: Yes! You hear? 25 00:01:18,870 --> 00:01:20,205 -The war's over. -Get off of me! 26 00:01:20,289 --> 00:01:21,623 We're celebrating! We're celebrating! 27 00:01:21,707 --> 00:01:22,958 What are you, some kind of sicko? 28 00:01:23,041 --> 00:01:25,377 -No, everybody's kissing! -No, they're not! Only you! 29 00:01:25,460 --> 00:01:26,670 No, not just me. I saw people-- 30 00:01:26,753 --> 00:01:28,380 Pervo! Pervo fucko! 31 00:01:28,463 --> 00:01:30,007 -No pervo fucko! I'm no pervo fucko! -AGNES: Yes, pervo! 32 00:01:30,090 --> 00:01:32,092 -I'm someone's girl. -Uh, all right, okay. 33 00:01:32,175 --> 00:01:33,551 -Hey, Johnny. Johnny! -LARRY: Huh? What? Johnny? 34 00:01:33,634 --> 00:01:35,429 -No, no, no, no Johnny. No Johnny! No-- -AGNES: Yes! Yes, Johnny! 35 00:01:35,512 --> 00:01:36,680 -Johnny! Get over here! -What the fuck? 36 00:01:36,763 --> 00:01:38,015 -Johnny! -Johnny? 37 00:01:38,056 --> 00:01:39,600 -Is this creep bothering you, Agnes? -Yes. 38 00:01:39,683 --> 00:01:40,851 No, no, no, Johnny. No, Johnny. 39 00:01:40,934 --> 00:01:42,352 -This pervo tried to kiss me. -LARRY: No, no-- 40 00:01:42,394 --> 00:01:43,437 You tried to kiss her? 41 00:01:43,520 --> 00:01:44,896 -AGNES: Yeah, he did. -Everybody's kissing, Johnny. 42 00:01:44,979 --> 00:01:46,857 -No, no, no. Excuse me? -No, Johnny! Johnny! 43 00:01:46,940 --> 00:01:47,899 -Oh! -LARRY: Oh! 44 00:01:47,983 --> 00:01:49,359 -Oh, oh. (GASPS) -(CROWD GASPING) 45 00:01:49,443 --> 00:01:51,485 -Did you just take a swing at me? -No, no, no, no, no. No swing. 46 00:01:51,527 --> 00:01:53,322 -No swing, Johnny. -He's attacking a sailor. 47 00:01:53,405 --> 00:01:54,406 -No, no, no, no, no! -(CROWD GASPING) 48 00:01:54,489 --> 00:01:56,116 -Hey! You messing with Johnny? -Ah! 49 00:01:56,199 --> 00:01:58,035 -On VJ Day? -No, I'm not messing with Johnny. 50 00:01:58,076 --> 00:01:59,202 What, I'm gonna mess with Johnny? 51 00:01:59,286 --> 00:02:01,580 -He must be a Nazi! -Oh, no. No, no Nazi. 52 00:02:01,663 --> 00:02:03,373 -Pervo Nazi. -LARRY: A Nazi? No, no! 53 00:02:03,415 --> 00:02:05,751 -♪ (SWING MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ -Everyone! Johnny. Johnny. Hey, hey! Hey! 54 00:02:05,834 --> 00:02:08,753 -Oh! No, no, no! (SCREAMS) -(INDISTINCT SHOUTING) 55 00:02:08,836 --> 00:02:12,424 -(CROWD CLAMORING) -No, no, no, no, no! (MUMBLES) No, no, no, no, no! 56 00:02:12,507 --> 00:02:16,219 ♪ (LIVELY INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 57 00:02:22,309 --> 00:02:24,061 -♪ (MARCH MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ -JACKSON: In 1841, 58 00:02:24,144 --> 00:02:27,147 William Henry Harrison became the ninth president 59 00:02:27,230 --> 00:02:28,774 of the United States. 60 00:02:28,857 --> 00:02:30,609 Despite cold and inclement weather, 61 00:02:30,692 --> 00:02:32,569 the 68-year-old president delivered 62 00:02:32,653 --> 00:02:36,073 -the longest inaugural address in U.S. history... -(CLOCK TICKING) 63 00:02:36,156 --> 00:02:39,242 ...nearly two hours, without a coat. 64 00:02:39,326 --> 00:02:41,244 -Harrison soon fell ill... -(COUGHING) 65 00:02:41,328 --> 00:02:42,579 ...big surprise, 66 00:02:42,621 --> 00:02:44,081 -and the doctor's remedies... -(SNAKE HISSING) 67 00:02:44,164 --> 00:02:47,292 ...snake venom, laxatives, leeches, 68 00:02:47,376 --> 00:02:51,254 mercury, and opium only made the president worse. 69 00:02:51,338 --> 00:02:54,841 Seems everybody had an opinion on how to make him better. 70 00:02:54,925 --> 00:02:57,636 But, sadly, the least informed among them 71 00:02:57,719 --> 00:03:00,263 -was the one listened to. -(INDISTINCT CHATTER) 72 00:03:00,347 --> 00:03:03,058 Ah! Hello there, Mrs. Harrison. 73 00:03:03,141 --> 00:03:04,643 Hello, Lawrence. Good to see you. 74 00:03:04,726 --> 00:03:06,103 -♪ (MUSIC FADES) ♪ -Good to see you. 75 00:03:06,186 --> 00:03:08,939 Sir, Mr. President, congratulations. 76 00:03:08,980 --> 00:03:10,440 Thank you, Lawrence. I appreciate that. 77 00:03:10,482 --> 00:03:12,067 -Got some new pipe tobacco. -MARTHA HARRISON: Mm. 78 00:03:12,150 --> 00:03:13,276 What do you think? How's the smell? 79 00:03:13,360 --> 00:03:15,946 -Honestly, not my cup of tea. -I don't smell anything at all. 80 00:03:16,029 --> 00:03:17,823 It has a hint of cherry. You getting it? 81 00:03:17,906 --> 00:03:20,450 No-- (CLEARS THROAT) No, I'm not getting cherry. 82 00:03:20,492 --> 00:03:22,994 -Nothing? -I am mostly just getting smoke. 83 00:03:23,078 --> 00:03:25,122 -Anyway, let me ask you a question, Mr. President. -Certainly. 84 00:03:25,204 --> 00:03:27,457 -How many Indians did you kill? -Personally? 85 00:03:27,499 --> 00:03:29,126 How did you kill? You stab or shoot? 86 00:03:29,209 --> 00:03:31,670 -Well, there were some that I think I shot. -Mm-hmm. 87 00:03:31,753 --> 00:03:33,880 -There were some who fell under my sword blade. -LAWRENCE: Mm. 88 00:03:33,964 --> 00:03:36,341 And there were some that I might have bored with my speeches. 89 00:03:36,425 --> 00:03:38,802 -(LAUGHS) -Ah. (LAUGHS) 90 00:03:38,885 --> 00:03:41,179 You two, I see why you get along so well. 91 00:03:41,263 --> 00:03:43,265 -Yes, yes. -Very funny. Very funny. 92 00:03:43,348 --> 00:03:44,933 You know, with all due respect... (CHUCKLES) 93 00:03:45,016 --> 00:03:46,101 Looks like a-- 94 00:03:46,143 --> 00:03:47,978 Looks like an Indian could knock you over with a feather. 95 00:03:48,019 --> 00:03:49,646 -Uh-- -You don't look like the strongest guy in the world. 96 00:03:49,688 --> 00:03:50,814 With all due respect, 97 00:03:50,856 --> 00:03:53,024 it seems there's some more respect due. 98 00:03:53,108 --> 00:03:54,151 Well, the truth of the matter is, 99 00:03:54,234 --> 00:03:56,111 though I'm not particularly fleet of foot, 100 00:03:56,194 --> 00:03:57,654 I think I could hold my own in the sense 101 00:03:57,738 --> 00:03:59,281 that I'm not easily tipped over. 102 00:03:59,364 --> 00:04:00,949 Hence, Tippecanoe. 103 00:04:00,991 --> 00:04:02,993 -It's the canoe that tips over, not the president. -LAWRENCE: Yeah. 104 00:04:03,034 --> 00:04:04,619 -(LAUGHS) -I noticed you don't have a coat. 105 00:04:04,703 --> 00:04:06,163 It's very chilly out. Aren't you cold? 106 00:04:06,204 --> 00:04:07,330 It's a lovely day. 107 00:04:07,372 --> 00:04:08,623 I didn't feel the need of a coat. 108 00:04:08,707 --> 00:04:10,041 Really? You're the president now. 109 00:04:10,125 --> 00:04:11,042 Anybody could hold it. 110 00:04:11,126 --> 00:04:12,294 Mrs. Harrison could hold the coat. 111 00:04:12,377 --> 00:04:14,838 Oh, no. Mrs. Harrison will not hold the coat. 112 00:04:14,880 --> 00:04:17,507 -LAWRENCE: Oh, oh. -I see you haven't had too much experience with the First Lady. 113 00:04:17,548 --> 00:04:19,551 -Not sure I want to. -Mm. 114 00:04:19,634 --> 00:04:21,511 Someone could hold the coat is my point. 115 00:04:21,595 --> 00:04:22,846 'Cause now it's getting very chilly. 116 00:04:22,888 --> 00:04:24,347 'Cause, you know, we don't want our president going, 117 00:04:24,431 --> 00:04:26,850 "Ooh, ooh, it's cold, it's cold." 118 00:04:26,892 --> 00:04:29,144 No, I'm telling the truth. I feel quite well. 119 00:04:29,227 --> 00:04:30,687 Anyway, I feel like I shouldn't take up 120 00:04:30,729 --> 00:04:31,772 too much more of your time. 121 00:04:31,855 --> 00:04:33,523 He's the president now. It's like talking to a doctor. 122 00:04:33,565 --> 00:04:35,108 -You gotta talk and move on. -No, no. 123 00:04:35,192 --> 00:04:36,860 -You gotta move on, right? (LAUGHS) -(LAUGHS) 124 00:04:36,902 --> 00:04:38,445 Yeah. Anyway, congratulations, 125 00:04:38,528 --> 00:04:40,071 and I can't wait to get started working. 126 00:04:40,155 --> 00:04:42,073 Thank you so much. Pleasure to see you. 127 00:04:42,699 --> 00:04:46,369 (COUGHING) 128 00:04:46,453 --> 00:04:49,039 Sir? Are you okay? 129 00:04:49,080 --> 00:04:50,207 I'm absolutely fine. 130 00:04:50,248 --> 00:04:51,707 Are you sure? What's this cough? 131 00:04:51,792 --> 00:04:53,293 It's the time of year when sometimes 132 00:04:53,376 --> 00:04:55,378 -I have a touch of hay fever, that's all. -In March? 133 00:04:55,420 --> 00:04:57,380 -Of course. -You shook my hand. 134 00:04:57,464 --> 00:04:59,049 Well, you did stick your hand out at me. 135 00:04:59,090 --> 00:05:00,383 You shouldn't have taken the hand. 136 00:05:00,467 --> 00:05:02,594 Well, I didn't want to be rude. Oh! (COUGHS) 137 00:05:02,677 --> 00:05:04,387 (HESITATES) Well, you know, to me, look... 138 00:05:04,429 --> 00:05:07,557 -(COUGHING) -...it's rude to stick your hand out 139 00:05:07,599 --> 00:05:10,644 when you have a cold or something, or you're sick. 140 00:05:10,727 --> 00:05:12,103 You're part of my inner circle. 141 00:05:12,187 --> 00:05:14,064 When you put your hand out, I had to answer 142 00:05:14,147 --> 00:05:16,066 by putting my own hand out and shaking yours. 143 00:05:16,149 --> 00:05:18,902 It's necessary. Absolutely necessary. 144 00:05:18,944 --> 00:05:22,823 -Don't you understa... (COUGHS) -Okay. 145 00:05:22,906 --> 00:05:24,574 -(COUGHS) Oh, dear. -Got it. 146 00:05:24,616 --> 00:05:26,076 -(COUGHING) -♪ (WHIMSICAL MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 147 00:05:26,117 --> 00:05:27,619 -Oh, sweetheart. -ATTENDEE 1: Is everything okay? 148 00:05:27,702 --> 00:05:29,913 -(INDISTINCT CHATTER) -ATTENDEE 2: Mr. President? 149 00:05:29,996 --> 00:05:33,332 I... I am feeling, uh, somewhat, uh... 150 00:05:33,416 --> 00:05:35,585 -Somewhat weak. -ATTENDEE 3: Someone call for a doctor. 151 00:05:35,669 --> 00:05:40,841 -(COUGHING) -♪ (SOMBER MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 152 00:05:40,924 --> 00:05:42,425 (SIGHS) 153 00:05:42,509 --> 00:05:44,511 -More hot towels, please, nurse. -Mm-hmm. 154 00:05:44,594 --> 00:05:45,887 Doctor, how is he? 155 00:05:45,929 --> 00:05:47,931 The president's fever shows no sign of abating. 156 00:05:48,014 --> 00:05:49,432 Are you doing everything you can? 157 00:05:49,516 --> 00:05:51,893 Of course. Bloodletting, opium, 158 00:05:51,977 --> 00:05:54,104 and we're gonna start with the leeches. 159 00:05:54,145 --> 00:05:55,689 -Do you have enough leeches? -Yes. 160 00:05:55,772 --> 00:05:57,399 -We're very optimistic about the leeches. -♪ (MUSIC FADES) ♪ 161 00:05:57,482 --> 00:05:58,525 Thank you, Doctor. 162 00:05:58,608 --> 00:06:00,527 (INDISTINCT MURMURING) 163 00:06:00,610 --> 00:06:03,280 (QUIETLY) Hey. Hey. How you doing? 164 00:06:03,321 --> 00:06:05,282 -Darling. -Martha. 165 00:06:05,323 --> 00:06:07,284 -LAWRENCE: Hey, Doctor. -DOCTOR HARRINGTON: Yes? 166 00:06:07,367 --> 00:06:09,286 -How's he doing? -The president is not well. 167 00:06:09,369 --> 00:06:12,789 (SIGHS) Sheesh. You know, I was at the inauguration. 168 00:06:12,831 --> 00:06:14,624 -Yeah. -He wasn't wearing a coat. 169 00:06:14,708 --> 00:06:15,959 -And it was so cold. -It's crazy. 170 00:06:16,001 --> 00:06:17,586 Ten different people can be holding it. 171 00:06:17,669 --> 00:06:18,628 His wife could've held it. 172 00:06:18,670 --> 00:06:20,130 Well, she told me flat out she won't hold it. 173 00:06:20,213 --> 00:06:21,298 She's too big to hold a coat. 174 00:06:21,339 --> 00:06:23,133 Any number of people would have brought a coat for him. 175 00:06:23,174 --> 00:06:25,427 Always bring a coat. Better to have it than not. 176 00:06:25,510 --> 00:06:26,970 -What's the downside? -There's no downside. 177 00:06:27,053 --> 00:06:28,763 You know what I think? It was very egotistical 178 00:06:28,847 --> 00:06:30,307 on his part to not wear that coat. 179 00:06:30,348 --> 00:06:32,350 He was showing off. I shook his hand. 180 00:06:32,433 --> 00:06:34,519 I'm concerned I might have the same thing he has. 181 00:06:34,603 --> 00:06:35,645 I got a tickle in my throat. 182 00:06:35,687 --> 00:06:37,188 Well, you could go talk to your doctor about that. 183 00:06:37,272 --> 00:06:38,940 I'm standing right next to a doctor. 184 00:06:38,982 --> 00:06:41,484 But I'm tending to the president of the United States right now. 185 00:06:41,526 --> 00:06:43,486 Yeah, yeah, yeah, I know. I get the tend-- you're tending. 186 00:06:43,528 --> 00:06:45,030 -Yes, I am tending. -As you should tend. 187 00:06:45,113 --> 00:06:46,197 I don't wanna interrupt a tend. 188 00:06:46,281 --> 00:06:47,490 -HARRINGTON: Thank-- -A quick little peek. 189 00:06:47,532 --> 00:06:48,700 I'm not gonna look in your mouth. 190 00:06:48,783 --> 00:06:50,327 -I'll just go, "Ah." What? -HARRINGTON: I'm not peeking. 191 00:06:50,409 --> 00:06:52,120 I have one patient on my mind at a time, 192 00:06:52,162 --> 00:06:53,288 and it's the leader of this country. 193 00:06:53,371 --> 00:06:55,582 Well, it's not a direct tend at this moment. 194 00:06:55,665 --> 00:06:57,334 He's in the bed, and you're standing here. 195 00:06:57,375 --> 00:07:00,003 I'm preparing the leeches. I'm listening to him breathe. 196 00:07:00,086 --> 00:07:03,006 I'm monitoring the effects of the opium. I'm tending. 197 00:07:03,048 --> 00:07:04,174 Give me a half a tend. 198 00:07:04,215 --> 00:07:05,717 There's no such thing as a half a tend. 199 00:07:05,800 --> 00:07:07,344 You've clearly never tended for anyone. 200 00:07:07,385 --> 00:07:08,678 My cousin was sick once, 201 00:07:08,720 --> 00:07:10,221 and I did bring him some muffins. 202 00:07:10,305 --> 00:07:11,681 -I'm not gonna look. -(GRUNTS) 203 00:07:11,765 --> 00:07:13,516 I'm not looking. I'm looking you in the eye. 204 00:07:13,558 --> 00:07:15,018 Well, if you're looking in the eye, 205 00:07:15,101 --> 00:07:17,020 just go down three inches and you'll see the mouth. 206 00:07:17,062 --> 00:07:18,063 That's a different type of look. 207 00:07:18,146 --> 00:07:19,522 -Take a look. Ah. -HARRINGTON: No. 208 00:07:19,564 --> 00:07:26,196 (VOCALIZING) Aah-ah! Ah! Ah-aah! Ah! Ah! Aah! 209 00:07:26,279 --> 00:07:27,989 The answer's no. Now, if you'll excuse me, 210 00:07:28,073 --> 00:07:29,407 I have a president to tend to. 211 00:07:29,491 --> 00:07:31,242 Okay, I get you're tending. What's he doing? 212 00:07:31,326 --> 00:07:33,370 -He's also tending. -I'm tending as well. 213 00:07:33,453 --> 00:07:34,663 You need simultaneous tending? 214 00:07:34,746 --> 00:07:36,331 Yes. We're the two attending doctors. 215 00:07:36,414 --> 00:07:37,582 Let me ask you a question. 216 00:07:37,666 --> 00:07:40,043 Were you secretly happy when you heard he was sick? 217 00:07:40,085 --> 00:07:42,545 -No. I went to church and wept. -LAWRENCE: (SCOFFS) Please. 218 00:07:42,587 --> 00:07:45,256 If I wound up like the president in just a matter of days, 219 00:07:45,340 --> 00:07:46,383 how would you feel about it? 220 00:07:46,424 --> 00:07:48,176 -Would you be the president? -No. 221 00:07:48,259 --> 00:07:49,386 This whole city's full of sick people. 222 00:07:49,469 --> 00:07:50,887 -It's a swamp. It's disgusting. -(COUGHS) 223 00:07:50,971 --> 00:07:52,097 If I came to your office for a visit, 224 00:07:52,180 --> 00:07:53,223 how much would you charge me? 225 00:07:53,306 --> 00:07:54,724 My office is here in the White House, 226 00:07:54,808 --> 00:07:55,767 so that's impossible. 227 00:07:55,850 --> 00:07:57,102 Well, why can't I see you in the White House? 228 00:07:57,185 --> 00:07:59,229 I'm by appointment only, and I only take appointments 229 00:07:59,312 --> 00:08:00,772 with the president of the United States. 230 00:08:00,855 --> 00:08:02,649 So, pretty much you do nothing all day, then? 231 00:08:02,732 --> 00:08:04,651 If I'm doing nothing, that means I've done my job. 232 00:08:04,734 --> 00:08:07,237 -You're like a bum living in the White House. -I'm not a bum. 233 00:08:07,278 --> 00:08:10,407 -We are anticipating problems and preventing threats... -Really? 234 00:08:10,448 --> 00:08:12,534 -...to his health before they happen. -Yeah. Then why didn't you 235 00:08:12,617 --> 00:08:13,910 bring him a coat? 236 00:08:13,994 --> 00:08:16,705 -Lawrence, please! -(HARRISON COUGHS) 237 00:08:16,788 --> 00:08:18,957 -(SMACKS LIPS) -(WHEEZES) 238 00:08:19,040 --> 00:08:21,751 -Hey, Doc, thanks for your help. -♪ (WHIMSICAL MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 239 00:08:21,793 --> 00:08:23,253 -This doesn't bother me. -Oh, yeah? 240 00:08:23,336 --> 00:08:25,130 -No, doesn't bother me at all. -Okay. Okay. 241 00:08:27,841 --> 00:08:30,760 (COUGHING) 242 00:08:30,844 --> 00:08:33,554 MARTHA: Oh, sweetheart. 243 00:08:33,638 --> 00:08:35,222 (INDISTINCT MURMURING) 244 00:08:35,306 --> 00:08:38,268 (NURSES WHISPERING INDISTINCTLY) 245 00:08:38,308 --> 00:08:40,311 Excuse me. Sorry to bother you. 246 00:08:40,395 --> 00:08:41,938 I was at the inauguration yesterday, 247 00:08:42,022 --> 00:08:43,106 and I shook his hand. 248 00:08:43,148 --> 00:08:44,649 And, you know, you see how sick he is. 249 00:08:44,733 --> 00:08:47,652 I'm wondering, how fast do I have to get to soap and water? 250 00:08:47,736 --> 00:08:48,820 You have about ten seconds. 251 00:08:48,903 --> 00:08:50,113 -Ten seconds? -NURSE: Mm-hmm. 252 00:08:50,155 --> 00:08:51,239 -That's it? -Yep. 253 00:08:51,322 --> 00:08:52,699 That's insane. It's like the only time 254 00:08:52,782 --> 00:08:54,409 you could shake someone's hand is in the bathroom. 255 00:08:54,492 --> 00:08:56,870 It's like you gotta walk around with a bucket of water and soap 256 00:08:56,953 --> 00:08:58,955 all day not to get sick. 257 00:08:59,039 --> 00:09:01,499 No, no, no. No food at this time, please. 258 00:09:01,583 --> 00:09:03,334 -LAWRENCE: What? Why? -You feed a cold, 259 00:09:03,418 --> 00:09:05,837 -but you starve a fever. -No, I beg to differ. 260 00:09:05,920 --> 00:09:08,131 You starve a cold and feed a fever. 261 00:09:08,214 --> 00:09:09,799 No, you have it backwards. Are you a doctor? 262 00:09:09,883 --> 00:09:12,510 No, but my mother always used to say, 263 00:09:12,594 --> 00:09:14,179 "Starve a cold, feed a fever." 264 00:09:14,262 --> 00:09:16,347 In fact, when I had scarlet fever, 265 00:09:16,431 --> 00:09:19,142 my mother fed me continuously. 266 00:09:19,225 --> 00:09:21,728 I gained 15 pounds, but I got better in a week. 267 00:09:21,811 --> 00:09:24,439 -Well, was your mother a doctor? -No, she bred schnauzers. 268 00:09:24,522 --> 00:09:26,649 -But she was very worldly. -Is she still with us? 269 00:09:26,691 --> 00:09:28,234 No, she died of scarlet fever 270 00:09:28,318 --> 00:09:29,736 because there was nothing left to eat. 271 00:09:29,819 --> 00:09:33,490 "Starve a fever, feed a cold, then you surely will grow old." 272 00:09:33,573 --> 00:09:35,575 No, "Starve a cold, feed a fever, 273 00:09:35,658 --> 00:09:37,368 live to 100, I guarantee ya." 274 00:09:37,452 --> 00:09:39,162 You might be right. I think he's correct. 275 00:09:39,245 --> 00:09:40,663 -No. -It's feed the fever. 276 00:09:40,747 --> 00:09:42,832 In nursing school, we fed both. 277 00:09:42,915 --> 00:09:45,126 -Well, that's wrong, too. -Feed the cold, starve the-- 278 00:09:45,168 --> 00:09:47,045 No, save your strength. Save your strength. 279 00:09:47,128 --> 00:09:50,340 Anyway, when you starve, you die. Feed the fever. 280 00:09:50,381 --> 00:09:51,633 Oh, for the love of God, yes, 281 00:09:51,674 --> 00:09:53,051 -feed him. Feed him. -Please feed the fever. 282 00:09:53,134 --> 00:09:55,386 Is there any of that chocolate cake left? 283 00:09:55,470 --> 00:09:56,513 Feed the man. 284 00:09:56,596 --> 00:09:58,264 Well, I wasn't saying he can never eat anything again. 285 00:09:58,348 --> 00:09:59,557 Yeah, make him a plate. 286 00:09:59,641 --> 00:10:02,977 Okay. Are you ready? Some mashed potatoes. 287 00:10:05,980 --> 00:10:07,565 Oh, good! 288 00:10:07,649 --> 00:10:08,900 I should have worn the coat. 289 00:10:08,983 --> 00:10:11,694 -♪ (SOFT EMOTIONAL MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ -Next time. 290 00:10:12,278 --> 00:10:13,404 Next time. 291 00:10:15,532 --> 00:10:18,243 ♪ (MUSIC RISES) ♪ 292 00:10:25,458 --> 00:10:27,043 ♪ (MUSIC FADES) ♪ 293 00:10:27,127 --> 00:10:30,630 -He's dead. -(SOBBING) Oh, sweetheart! No! 294 00:10:31,422 --> 00:10:32,632 -No! -What is all this? 295 00:10:32,715 --> 00:10:34,384 Why is there food everywhere? 296 00:10:34,425 --> 00:10:37,178 The president, uh, had a bite to eat. 297 00:10:37,220 --> 00:10:39,639 Don't you know the first rule of medicine? 298 00:10:39,722 --> 00:10:42,433 "Feed a cold, starve a fever!" 299 00:10:42,517 --> 00:10:44,018 -(WHISPERS) I told you. -(WHISPERS) I told you. 300 00:10:44,102 --> 00:10:45,270 Not "throw a party!" 301 00:10:45,353 --> 00:10:47,897 The president's bowels were exploding, and you fed him? 302 00:10:47,981 --> 00:10:49,440 Well, we don't-- People get it mixed up and-- 303 00:10:49,524 --> 00:10:51,693 This is an outrage! Who in God's name 304 00:10:51,776 --> 00:10:52,735 is responsible for this? 305 00:10:52,819 --> 00:10:54,445 LAWRENCE: Come and get it! 306 00:10:54,529 --> 00:10:56,948 Steak from Lundy's, Mr. President! 307 00:10:57,031 --> 00:11:00,743 ♪ (LIVELY INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 308 00:11:07,041 --> 00:11:09,627 -♪ (BROODING MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ -JACKSON: In late 1846, a group of pioneers 309 00:11:09,711 --> 00:11:12,130 on the way to California led by George Donner 310 00:11:12,213 --> 00:11:13,923 got trapped high in the mountains 311 00:11:13,965 --> 00:11:16,259 by an early heavy snowfall. 312 00:11:16,342 --> 00:11:18,595 Rescuers attempted to reach them, 313 00:11:18,678 --> 00:11:20,763 but the first relief party did not arrive 314 00:11:20,805 --> 00:11:22,599 until almost four months 315 00:11:22,640 --> 00:11:24,809 after the wagon train became trapped. 316 00:11:24,893 --> 00:11:26,936 With food running out, the group resorted 317 00:11:26,978 --> 00:11:29,439 to drastic measures to survive. 318 00:11:29,522 --> 00:11:31,649 And by "drastic," I mean... 319 00:11:32,108 --> 00:11:33,443 cannibalism. 320 00:11:33,484 --> 00:11:36,571 -And by "cannibalism," I mean they ate each other. -(KNIFE SCRAPES) 321 00:11:36,654 --> 00:11:38,156 JACKSON: It was a terrible tragedy 322 00:11:38,239 --> 00:11:39,741 for those who perished, 323 00:11:39,824 --> 00:11:41,868 and for those who survived... 324 00:11:42,577 --> 00:11:44,037 a little tough to explain. 325 00:11:44,704 --> 00:11:47,665 ♪ (MUSIC RISES) ♪ 326 00:11:50,793 --> 00:11:54,088 (RESCUER 1 GRUNTING) 327 00:12:02,347 --> 00:12:04,599 -Dear God! -♪ (MUSIC FADES) ♪ 328 00:12:04,682 --> 00:12:06,601 -RESCUER 1: Donner party! -RESCUER 2: They're here! 329 00:12:06,684 --> 00:12:08,144 RESCUER 1: Donner party! (PANTS) 330 00:12:08,228 --> 00:12:09,646 -GEORGE DONNER: Oh! -RESCUER 1: We found you! 331 00:12:09,687 --> 00:12:10,897 -Here they are! -Oh! 332 00:12:10,980 --> 00:12:12,148 -Hi! -JACOB DONNER: Oh, hey! 333 00:12:12,232 --> 00:12:13,858 -Hey. -The snow finally melted 334 00:12:13,942 --> 00:12:15,068 in the pass, 335 00:12:15,151 --> 00:12:17,820 so we were able to reach you. Thank God you're alive! 336 00:12:17,862 --> 00:12:19,656 -RESCUER 3: Oh, we're glad to have found you. -Oh! 337 00:12:19,739 --> 00:12:20,949 -RESCUER 2: Oh, thank God. -Yeah, look! 338 00:12:21,032 --> 00:12:22,033 -Hey. -Look at this. 339 00:12:22,116 --> 00:12:24,661 -Hey, everyone. -Oh, that's so thoughtful of you! 340 00:12:24,744 --> 00:12:26,120 -Isn't that great? -JACOB: Rescue! 341 00:12:26,204 --> 00:12:28,081 -The party. -GEORGE: It's a rescue party. 342 00:12:28,164 --> 00:12:31,292 I would love to be part of a rescue party one day 343 00:12:31,376 --> 00:12:33,544 and have people kind of obligated to me 344 00:12:33,628 --> 00:12:35,838 for the rest of my life 'cause I rescued them. 345 00:12:35,922 --> 00:12:37,548 -The thorn out of the lion. -(RESCUER 1 CHUCKLES) 346 00:12:37,632 --> 00:12:39,676 -Don't expect that from me. -(LAUGHS) 347 00:12:39,717 --> 00:12:41,052 You look well, sir. 348 00:12:41,135 --> 00:12:42,929 -Yeah, yeah. Well, we're, uh... -ELIZA DONNER: We're good. Yeah. 349 00:12:43,012 --> 00:12:44,931 We're-- We're good. We're alive. 350 00:12:45,014 --> 00:12:46,182 -Yes! -GEORGE: Huh? 351 00:12:46,266 --> 00:12:48,059 -We're doing all right, all things considered. -GEORGE: Right? 352 00:12:48,142 --> 00:12:49,435 -All things considered, yeah. -Yeah. 353 00:12:49,519 --> 00:12:51,062 -We're surviving here, yep. -Yeah. 354 00:12:51,145 --> 00:12:52,438 You look as hale as the day 355 00:12:52,522 --> 00:12:54,524 -you left Salt Lake City. -You know... 356 00:12:54,565 --> 00:12:56,234 -That's very nice. Thank you! -You look great. 357 00:12:56,317 --> 00:12:58,361 -That's a very nice compliment. Yes. -ELIZA: Thank you so much. 358 00:12:58,403 --> 00:13:00,905 -That's sweet. -And-- And where is everyone? 359 00:13:01,781 --> 00:13:02,824 -(SCOFFS) -Now... 360 00:13:02,907 --> 00:13:04,284 -Well... -Who do you mean exactly? 361 00:13:04,367 --> 00:13:05,535 -I mean... -Good question. 362 00:13:05,618 --> 00:13:06,995 -ELIZA: It's interesting. -It's not a bad question. 363 00:13:07,078 --> 00:13:08,329 -It's a good question. -It's a good question. 364 00:13:08,371 --> 00:13:10,081 -It's a good qu-- "Where is everyone?" -Everybody? 365 00:13:10,164 --> 00:13:11,749 -Yes. That's the question. -That's the question. 366 00:13:11,833 --> 00:13:13,042 -We have an answer. -We do. 367 00:13:13,126 --> 00:13:15,253 -(HESITATES) We got a-- Yeah. -Well, it's simple. It's simple. 368 00:13:15,336 --> 00:13:16,921 -It's-- Th-- They're not here. -No. 369 00:13:17,005 --> 00:13:18,631 -That's right. They're not here. -GEORGE: They're not here. 370 00:13:18,715 --> 00:13:19,966 -They've gone. We're here. -I see that. 371 00:13:20,049 --> 00:13:21,718 -GEORGE: Yeah. We're here, they're not. -They're not. 372 00:13:21,759 --> 00:13:23,052 Because they are where? 373 00:13:23,136 --> 00:13:24,429 -RESCUER 3: Yeah. (SIGHS) -ELIZA: Um... 374 00:13:24,512 --> 00:13:26,222 Well, the... 375 00:13:26,264 --> 00:13:28,599 -Truth be told. -Yeah, truth be told, they left. 376 00:13:28,683 --> 00:13:30,393 -They took off. -In the dead of winter? 377 00:13:30,476 --> 00:13:32,729 -(RESCUERS MURMURING) -That pass is choked of snow. 378 00:13:32,770 --> 00:13:34,355 -RESCUER 2: Who would do that? -I begged them not to go. 379 00:13:34,439 --> 00:13:36,774 -But they just left us here to fend for ourselves. -(RESCUERS MURMURING) 380 00:13:36,858 --> 00:13:38,568 And you never turned against each other? 381 00:13:38,609 --> 00:13:39,861 -No! And-- And-- -No. United. 382 00:13:39,944 --> 00:13:41,362 And-- And no one died. 383 00:13:41,446 --> 00:13:42,572 JACOB: No, no, no, no. No one died. 384 00:13:42,655 --> 00:13:44,282 -GEORGE: No. They didn't perish here. No. -(CLEARS THROAT) 385 00:13:44,365 --> 00:13:46,659 -God, no. No one even got sick in this camp. -(OVERLAPPING CHATTER) 386 00:13:46,743 --> 00:13:48,161 -JACOB: No one died. -No one died. 387 00:13:48,244 --> 00:13:50,538 -No one died over there and, um... -GEORGE: Nope, nope. 388 00:13:50,621 --> 00:13:52,999 -...no one died over there. -Oh, no. No one died there. 389 00:13:53,082 --> 00:13:54,917 No one died there, and thank God! 390 00:13:55,001 --> 00:13:56,085 And if you don't mind my asking, 391 00:13:56,127 --> 00:13:58,588 how did you survive with no provisions? 392 00:13:58,629 --> 00:14:00,006 -RESCUER 3: Yeah. Mm. -(RESCUERS MURMURING) 393 00:14:00,089 --> 00:14:02,175 -I mean, this guy... -(DONNERS LAUGHING) 394 00:14:02,258 --> 00:14:04,385 -Just when you think it's-- it's done... -Oh, man. He's so crazy. 395 00:14:04,469 --> 00:14:06,596 -Wait a minute. -...there's another question. 396 00:14:06,637 --> 00:14:08,765 Is that a better question than the first question? 397 00:14:08,806 --> 00:14:10,266 He beat the first question! 398 00:14:10,350 --> 00:14:12,101 It feels like such an obvious question. 399 00:14:12,185 --> 00:14:13,770 It doesn't make it less tremendous. 400 00:14:13,853 --> 00:14:16,272 -Okay. -And now, knowing what an unbelievable question 401 00:14:16,356 --> 00:14:18,441 -that was, let that be the last. -Right. 402 00:14:18,524 --> 00:14:20,610 But what is the answer to the question? 403 00:14:20,651 --> 00:14:22,195 -How did you survive? -Okay, okay. That's-- 404 00:14:22,278 --> 00:14:23,446 That's the best question. 405 00:14:23,488 --> 00:14:25,156 -But that's the last one because it's so good. -Yeah. 406 00:14:25,239 --> 00:14:26,949 -And it's easy. -For me, 407 00:14:27,033 --> 00:14:29,452 it's too painful to get into details. 408 00:14:29,494 --> 00:14:32,288 This-- This guy, he had four days in the tent 409 00:14:32,330 --> 00:14:34,165 -and wouldn't come out. -RESCUER 2: Oh, that's awful. 410 00:14:34,248 --> 00:14:36,584 -GEORGE: Jacob, what-- -It was really hard. No, it was hard. It was hard. 411 00:14:36,667 --> 00:14:37,627 -He's okay. -(JACOB SIGHS) 412 00:14:37,710 --> 00:14:39,462 So how else did you survive? 413 00:14:39,545 --> 00:14:40,880 -I'm going back in the tent. -No, no! 414 00:14:40,963 --> 00:14:42,465 -(OVERLAPPING CHATTER) -I have to. I have to! 415 00:14:42,548 --> 00:14:44,509 -No, no! -I don't belong out-- (GASPS) 416 00:14:44,592 --> 00:14:45,802 -(RESCUERS GASPING) -(PANTS) Okay. 417 00:14:45,843 --> 00:14:48,179 -GEORGE: Pull yourself together! -I'm sorry to agitate you. 418 00:14:48,262 --> 00:14:50,181 You gotta stop with the questions! 419 00:14:50,264 --> 00:14:52,642 -It's all a lot. -I'm sure you're all emotional. 420 00:14:52,725 --> 00:14:54,977 -Yes. -Yes. I still can't get over 421 00:14:55,061 --> 00:14:56,145 how well you all look. 422 00:14:56,229 --> 00:14:58,106 -GEORGE: (CHUCKLES) Yeah. -That's really kind of you. 423 00:14:58,189 --> 00:14:59,399 Yes, thank you again. 424 00:14:59,482 --> 00:15:01,234 -You're very nice with the compliments. Yeah. -ELIZA: Yeah. 425 00:15:01,317 --> 00:15:03,528 -(SNIFFS) What is that I smell? -Stew's ready. 426 00:15:03,611 --> 00:15:04,862 -GEORGE: Ah! -JACOB: No, maybe it's not. 427 00:15:04,946 --> 00:15:06,572 -(RESCUERS GASPING, MURMURING) -No, no, no, no, no. 428 00:15:06,656 --> 00:15:07,949 -(WHISPERS) No pot. Lose the pot. -What? 429 00:15:08,032 --> 00:15:09,742 -Benjamin Donner! -RESCUER 3: It's Donner, there he is. 430 00:15:09,826 --> 00:15:12,453 -What's going on? -A rescue, uh, rescue party. 431 00:15:12,537 --> 00:15:13,746 -Oh, hey! -Yeah! 432 00:15:13,830 --> 00:15:15,957 -BENJAMIN DONNER: Yeah! -Benjamin Donner, you look well, sir. 433 00:15:16,040 --> 00:15:17,667 -Yeah, I-- I am. -Huh? 434 00:15:17,750 --> 00:15:20,545 You look very well, very, very well. 435 00:15:20,628 --> 00:15:23,214 -Yeah, I got, uh-- You know, the fresh air... -Yeah. 436 00:15:23,297 --> 00:15:25,174 ... can make anybody-- And you know what I love? 437 00:15:25,216 --> 00:15:27,009 -Lumber-jacking. Love the lumber-jacking. -Oh! (CHUCKLES) 438 00:15:27,093 --> 00:15:28,511 What a lumberjack this guy is! 439 00:15:28,594 --> 00:15:31,305 -Tremendous exercise. -That's it, just lumber-jacking? 440 00:15:31,389 --> 00:15:33,307 And, uh, excessive masturbation. 441 00:15:33,391 --> 00:15:34,600 -Oh, excessive! -Excessive. 442 00:15:34,684 --> 00:15:35,935 -ELIZA: Yeah. -BENJAMIN: Too much. 443 00:15:36,018 --> 00:15:38,563 He puts a string on the tent. We know. We know. 444 00:15:38,646 --> 00:15:40,273 -Yeah, that's the signal. -Lumberjack's tired. 445 00:15:40,356 --> 00:15:43,693 -Lumberjack's "sleeping it off." -(CHUCKLES) 446 00:15:43,734 --> 00:15:46,279 -What's in the pot? -Um... 447 00:15:46,362 --> 00:15:47,780 -What's in the pot? -What's in the pot? 448 00:15:47,864 --> 00:15:50,158 -Oh, the pot! The pot! -This guy! 449 00:15:50,241 --> 00:15:51,826 No, this is another unbelievable question. 450 00:15:51,909 --> 00:15:53,703 -GEORGE: Another great question. -ELIZA: That's iconic. 451 00:15:53,744 --> 00:15:55,329 -How do you do it? -How does he do it? 452 00:15:55,413 --> 00:15:56,956 And what was the question? 453 00:15:57,039 --> 00:15:59,250 ALL: "What's in the pot?" 454 00:16:00,418 --> 00:16:02,003 Bear! 455 00:16:02,086 --> 00:16:05,131 So, you all have survived the entire winter... 456 00:16:06,466 --> 00:16:08,050 on one bear. 457 00:16:08,092 --> 00:16:10,052 Well, but that bear had eaten a pig, 458 00:16:10,094 --> 00:16:12,096 so it was really like two meals. 459 00:16:12,180 --> 00:16:13,931 -Uh-huh. -And ice fishing. 460 00:16:14,015 --> 00:16:17,059 -Yes! Thank God for that. -GEORGE: Ice fishing, yeah. 461 00:16:17,101 --> 00:16:19,228 -Where's the poles? -No. No poles. 462 00:16:19,312 --> 00:16:20,438 RESCUER 2: How does that work? 463 00:16:20,521 --> 00:16:22,440 Get 'em with the hand. I don't need poles. 464 00:16:22,523 --> 00:16:24,942 -Your hand? -GEORGE: Yeah. I smash through the ice. 465 00:16:25,026 --> 00:16:28,112 I dangle the worm. I stick it under. I wiggle it. 466 00:16:28,946 --> 00:16:31,073 Fish comes. I snatch it. 467 00:16:31,115 --> 00:16:33,951 -The ground's frozen. Where do you get the worms? -(RESCUERS MURMURING) 468 00:16:34,035 --> 00:16:36,204 -JACOB: Well... -Hey, I'm a lumberjack. 469 00:16:36,287 --> 00:16:37,788 I cut down trees. 470 00:16:37,872 --> 00:16:39,957 These worms are all through these trees. 471 00:16:40,040 --> 00:16:41,125 -Tree worms! -Tree worms? 472 00:16:41,209 --> 00:16:43,252 Let me tell you something. Those fish... 473 00:16:43,294 --> 00:16:44,587 -They love these tree worms. -Oh! 474 00:16:44,670 --> 00:16:46,380 -They can't get enough of 'em. -(OVERLAPPING CHATTER) 475 00:16:46,422 --> 00:16:48,758 -It's a delicacy for 'em. -So, you got worms from a tree, 476 00:16:48,799 --> 00:16:51,427 and you hand ice-fished with tree worms? 477 00:16:51,469 --> 00:16:52,845 (RESCUERS MURMURING) 478 00:16:53,471 --> 00:16:55,431 That's a great summary. 479 00:16:55,515 --> 00:16:57,433 That's the Stantons’ wagon. Are they here? 480 00:16:57,475 --> 00:16:59,435 -RESCUER 3: Mm. -RESCUER 4: Yeah, where are they? 481 00:16:59,519 --> 00:17:00,978 -Oh! -Oh, the Stantons. 482 00:17:01,062 --> 00:17:02,313 -The Stantons. -It's a story. 483 00:17:02,396 --> 00:17:03,606 -Stantons. -The Stantons. 484 00:17:03,648 --> 00:17:06,025 It's the-- The ones we were never supposed to mention again. 485 00:17:06,108 --> 00:17:07,359 -The Stantons. -This is something. 486 00:17:07,443 --> 00:17:08,903 BENJAMIN: It's something you don't wanna hear. 487 00:17:08,944 --> 00:17:11,155 Eliza, why don't you go ahead and tell the story? 488 00:17:11,239 --> 00:17:12,448 Yeah. You know what, Benjamin? 489 00:17:12,490 --> 00:17:14,367 You have it. I know you got it right there. 490 00:17:14,450 --> 00:17:15,742 I used to. I forgot it. 491 00:17:15,785 --> 00:17:18,371 But remember, I told you the story with all the details. 492 00:17:18,454 --> 00:17:20,790 I think the person who witnessed it 493 00:17:20,873 --> 00:17:22,165 is the one to tell it. 494 00:17:22,250 --> 00:17:23,584 -George... -(CLICKS TONGUE) 495 00:17:23,667 --> 00:17:26,712 ...why don't you share what you saw that day? 496 00:17:26,796 --> 00:17:28,130 BENJAMIN: This is hard, I know. 497 00:17:28,214 --> 00:17:29,340 Take your time. 498 00:17:29,924 --> 00:17:31,008 Well... 499 00:17:31,842 --> 00:17:34,136 a big bird swooped down 500 00:17:34,178 --> 00:17:36,806 -and grabbed little Isaiah, seven-year-old... -Uh-huh. 501 00:17:36,889 --> 00:17:38,766 ...and started to fly away. 502 00:17:38,808 --> 00:17:41,310 -And then Melanie saw it. -BENJAMIN: Ah! 503 00:17:41,352 --> 00:17:43,062 She latched on to Isaiah, 504 00:17:43,145 --> 00:17:44,981 -and poor Charlie... -Charlie. 505 00:17:45,064 --> 00:17:47,316 ...Charlie grabbed Melanie, 506 00:17:47,358 --> 00:17:49,151 and then Isaiah... 507 00:17:49,944 --> 00:17:51,612 the ten-year-old, grabbed Melanie, 508 00:17:51,696 --> 00:17:54,073 -and the bird flew off. -Wait, wait. (HESITATES) Wait. 509 00:17:54,156 --> 00:17:55,616 There's two Isaiahs? 510 00:17:55,658 --> 00:17:57,493 -Yeah, two Isaiahs. -JACOB: The important thing 511 00:17:57,577 --> 00:17:59,161 is that both Isaiahs disappeared that day... 512 00:17:59,245 --> 00:18:00,371 -GEORGE: Right. -...with the bird. 513 00:18:00,454 --> 00:18:01,956 You wouldn't even call it a bird. It was a-- 514 00:18:02,039 --> 00:18:03,332 like a prehistoric animal. 515 00:18:03,374 --> 00:18:05,334 -It was a dinosaur, I'm pretty sure. -RESCUERS: Oh! 516 00:18:05,418 --> 00:18:08,504 Did you happen to see a giant bird 517 00:18:08,588 --> 00:18:11,340 with a family of four up in the sky? 518 00:18:11,382 --> 00:18:13,759 I want to know what happened to the Stantons, 519 00:18:13,843 --> 00:18:16,178 the Tylers, and the Eddies! 520 00:18:16,220 --> 00:18:17,847 What the hell is going on here? 521 00:18:17,930 --> 00:18:19,682 -RESCUER 3: Yeah. -We told you what's going on. 522 00:18:19,765 --> 00:18:21,100 Why? Wh-- What are you saying? 523 00:18:21,183 --> 00:18:22,602 Do you think we ate them? 524 00:18:23,561 --> 00:18:24,979 I didn't say anything about eating people. 525 00:18:25,062 --> 00:18:26,355 -RESCUER 3: Yeah. -RESCUER 2: Mm. 526 00:18:26,439 --> 00:18:29,066 -Oh. Yeah, no. Of course not. Yeah. -Yeah. Why would you think that? 527 00:18:29,150 --> 00:18:30,776 -Nobody would be eaten. -(OVERLAPPING CHATTER) 528 00:18:30,860 --> 00:18:33,362 Who would be eaten? That'd be horrible. No way! 529 00:18:33,446 --> 00:18:35,239 Come on, we're not-- we're not cannibals. 530 00:18:35,323 --> 00:18:36,741 -No! God, no! -(OVERLAPPING CHATTER) 531 00:18:36,824 --> 00:18:39,660 -That's disgusting! -We wouldn't eat people. We wouldn't eat peop-- 532 00:18:39,744 --> 00:18:41,037 Of course, I mean, 533 00:18:41,078 --> 00:18:43,205 if I happen to stumble upon a cannibal party 534 00:18:43,289 --> 00:18:44,540 in the... in the woods 535 00:18:44,582 --> 00:18:47,710 and they offered me a... a delicious piece of a pinky, 536 00:18:47,793 --> 00:18:49,712 you know, I might take a bite just to be courteous. 537 00:18:49,754 --> 00:18:50,880 -Courteous. -I'll try one. 538 00:18:50,921 --> 00:18:53,549 And at that same party, if they offered me 539 00:18:53,633 --> 00:18:55,593 a medium rare slice of a buttock, 540 00:18:55,676 --> 00:18:57,136 -okay, I'll take a bite... -Right. 541 00:18:57,219 --> 00:18:58,387 ...just to be respectful. 542 00:18:58,429 --> 00:19:00,097 -JACOB: Just manners. -GEORGE: Yeah. 543 00:19:00,181 --> 00:19:01,766 -Do you even wanna be rescued? -RESCUER 3: Do ya? 544 00:19:01,849 --> 00:19:03,893 -Oh. Oh. -RESCUER 2: Come on now. 545 00:19:03,934 --> 00:19:05,394 -GEORGE: Again! -Did he? 546 00:19:05,478 --> 00:19:06,896 -Another one! -JACOB: You s... 547 00:19:06,937 --> 00:19:08,731 -Another one! -JACOB: You came at me 548 00:19:08,773 --> 00:19:10,232 with two unbelievable questions. 549 00:19:10,274 --> 00:19:12,151 -We said that was it. -Now, the best of all! 550 00:19:12,234 --> 00:19:14,862 -"How would you like to be rescued?" -Yeah. Oh, no. No. 551 00:19:14,945 --> 00:19:16,322 -JACOB: Just kinda threw it away too... -Yeah. 552 00:19:16,405 --> 00:19:17,782 -Yeah. -...like no big deal, right? 553 00:19:17,865 --> 00:19:19,408 GEORGE: All right, we'll-- we'll take the rescue. 554 00:19:19,492 --> 00:19:20,910 -JACOB: How about yes? -Give us a moment 555 00:19:20,993 --> 00:19:22,161 -to, uh... -Couple minutes at least. 556 00:19:22,244 --> 00:19:24,038 -Couple minutes, yeah. -We'll help you with your things. 557 00:19:24,121 --> 00:19:25,247 DONNERS: No, no, no, no, no, no. 558 00:19:25,331 --> 00:19:26,624 -ELIZA: Yeah, we got it. -Okay. Okay. 559 00:19:26,707 --> 00:19:28,793 -GEORGE: Let's get out of here. -BENJAMIN: Let's get packed up. 560 00:19:28,876 --> 00:19:30,127 GEORGE: Get those meals ready. 561 00:19:31,504 --> 00:19:33,422 -♪ (SOLEMN WESTERN MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ -RESCUER 1: Oh, dear God! 562 00:19:33,506 --> 00:19:38,135 -(RESCUERS GASPING, EXCLAIMING) -RESCUER 3: Oh my God! 563 00:19:41,180 --> 00:19:42,139 Just pinkies! 564 00:19:42,223 --> 00:19:46,060 ♪ (LIVELY INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 565 00:19:51,941 --> 00:19:53,901 JACKSON: On August 28th, 2014, 566 00:19:53,984 --> 00:19:57,279 President Obama's administration was rocked by a scandal 567 00:19:57,321 --> 00:20:00,616 -the likes of which the office had never seen. -♪ (TENSE MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 568 00:20:00,658 --> 00:20:03,744 JACKSON: And what was this grave lapse in judgment? 569 00:20:03,828 --> 00:20:06,205 President Obama addressed reporters 570 00:20:06,288 --> 00:20:08,541 -in a tan suit. -♪ (BRIGHT INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 571 00:20:08,624 --> 00:20:10,418 JACKSON: That's right, tan! 572 00:20:10,501 --> 00:20:12,294 Not navy, not gray, not black, 573 00:20:12,378 --> 00:20:15,798 not even herringbone, but... tan. 574 00:20:15,881 --> 00:20:17,758 -(INDISTINCT CLAMORING) -JACKSON: A media frenzy ensued, 575 00:20:17,842 --> 00:20:18,968 with some claiming Obama 576 00:20:19,009 --> 00:20:21,804 had trampled over some sort of presidential boundary 577 00:20:21,846 --> 00:20:22,972 with his fashion choice. 578 00:20:23,055 --> 00:20:26,434 But the president came out addressing reporters on Thursday 579 00:20:26,517 --> 00:20:28,811 and he was wearing this tan suit. 580 00:20:28,853 --> 00:20:30,646 CHRIS JANSING: Time magazine equated it 581 00:20:30,730 --> 00:20:32,982 to seeing "a performer out of costume." 582 00:20:33,023 --> 00:20:34,942 GQ called it "terrible," 583 00:20:35,025 --> 00:20:36,694 Esquire, "a monstrosity." 584 00:20:36,777 --> 00:20:39,321 And he looked like he was on his way to a party at the Hamptons. 585 00:20:39,363 --> 00:20:40,489 JACKSON: In the days that followed, 586 00:20:40,573 --> 00:20:43,242 President Obama took the blame for this debacle, 587 00:20:43,325 --> 00:20:46,495 and he refused to throw anybody under the bus. 588 00:20:46,537 --> 00:20:49,999 But now, he's finally throwing someone under the bus. 589 00:20:50,082 --> 00:20:51,417 (CHUCKLES) And by this point, 590 00:20:51,500 --> 00:20:52,877 you might know who. 591 00:20:52,960 --> 00:20:54,378 -♪ (MUSIC FADES) ♪ -BRIAN MOSTELLER: Mr. President, 592 00:20:54,462 --> 00:20:56,046 we're trying to get your selection for the NATO summit. 593 00:20:56,130 --> 00:20:59,008 Yep, I think this looks, uh... This looks just fine. 594 00:20:59,049 --> 00:21:00,134 LARRY: What's this? This the layout, 595 00:21:00,217 --> 00:21:01,719 -uh, for NATO at Turin? -Yeah. 596 00:21:01,802 --> 00:21:03,137 This is what we're gonna wear in Turin. 597 00:21:03,220 --> 00:21:04,680 -LARRY: This is it? -This is it. 598 00:21:04,722 --> 00:21:05,931 Can I make a suggestion? 599 00:21:07,224 --> 00:21:09,185 -Speak your mind. -Bring some extra ties. 600 00:21:09,268 --> 00:21:10,644 -Why do we need extra ties? -(MUTTERS) 601 00:21:10,728 --> 00:21:11,854 'Cause they tend to stain. 602 00:21:11,937 --> 00:21:13,189 I don't stain my ties. 603 00:21:13,230 --> 00:21:14,690 You know why my ties are immaculate? 604 00:21:14,732 --> 00:21:16,692 -No. Why? -I never eat soup 605 00:21:16,734 --> 00:21:18,360 or pasta when I'm wearing a tie. 606 00:21:18,444 --> 00:21:22,031 You have to make a choice. You get soup or tie, not both. 607 00:21:22,114 --> 00:21:23,032 -Is that so? -BARACK OBAMA: Yeah. 608 00:21:23,115 --> 00:21:24,366 'Cause I noticed you eat soup. 609 00:21:24,408 --> 00:21:25,910 That's why your ties are all messed up. 610 00:21:25,993 --> 00:21:28,370 -Think about it. -Interesting. 611 00:21:28,454 --> 00:21:30,998 -Uh, what about the flip up? -OBAMA: Flip up doesn't work. 612 00:21:31,040 --> 00:21:34,043 You know why? What flips up, flops down. 613 00:21:34,084 --> 00:21:35,419 Might make it worse. 614 00:21:35,503 --> 00:21:38,214 You might end up with your tie in the soup. 615 00:21:38,255 --> 00:21:39,465 Ruins both the tie and the soup. 616 00:21:39,548 --> 00:21:41,300 I get it. Quite an expert on this. 617 00:21:41,383 --> 00:21:43,219 -Yeah. -Here's the schedule for Turin. 618 00:21:43,302 --> 00:21:44,762 All right. What do we got here? 619 00:21:44,845 --> 00:21:46,764 -Let's see. -What's this? 620 00:21:47,598 --> 00:21:49,433 -It's a drink. -What kind of drink? 621 00:21:49,517 --> 00:21:50,893 It's a protein smoothie. 622 00:21:50,935 --> 00:21:52,853 -Oh, really? What's it called? -Yeah. 623 00:21:53,813 --> 00:21:55,314 I'm not sure. I'm not sure what it's called. 624 00:21:55,397 --> 00:21:56,398 -LARRY: You're not sure? -Yeah. 625 00:21:56,440 --> 00:21:57,483 Does it have a name? 626 00:21:58,692 --> 00:22:01,028 -Mango Tango. -Mango Tango? 627 00:22:01,111 --> 00:22:02,905 You're drinking a Mango Tango. 628 00:22:02,947 --> 00:22:04,532 -That's nice. -Yeah, you don't have to-- 629 00:22:04,615 --> 00:22:07,159 -You don't have to yell. -Can I have a little, uh, 630 00:22:07,243 --> 00:22:08,619 a little... a little taste? 631 00:22:08,702 --> 00:22:10,913 (CHUCKLES) No, man, you can't have a sip of my drink. 632 00:22:10,955 --> 00:22:12,581 -What's the big deal? -I mean, it's not a big deal. 633 00:22:12,623 --> 00:22:14,083 It's just not something I'd prefer. 634 00:22:14,166 --> 00:22:15,334 You're using the straw. 635 00:22:15,417 --> 00:22:16,919 I would just be sipping from the glass. 636 00:22:17,002 --> 00:22:18,420 -Well, that'd be worse. -How's it worse? 637 00:22:18,504 --> 00:22:20,798 You're putting your mouth on the surface of the glass. 638 00:22:20,881 --> 00:22:22,591 Your saliva would get in the drink. 639 00:22:22,633 --> 00:22:24,760 -So you're a no-sips guy? -No, no, I give sips. 640 00:22:24,802 --> 00:22:26,095 Michelle can always have a sip. 641 00:22:26,136 --> 00:22:29,223 If Malia and Sasha were here, I would gladly give them a sip. 642 00:22:29,306 --> 00:22:30,432 -Uh-huh. -But not you. 643 00:22:30,474 --> 00:22:32,268 -What about Panetta? -No, not Panetta. 644 00:22:32,309 --> 00:22:33,269 -Biden? -OBAMA: No. 645 00:22:33,310 --> 00:22:34,478 I think you have to have boundaries. 646 00:22:34,562 --> 00:22:36,438 -So, no non-family sips? -Nope. 647 00:22:36,480 --> 00:22:39,316 Also, you, Biden, Panetta... 648 00:22:40,442 --> 00:22:42,236 -old lips. -Old lips? 649 00:22:42,319 --> 00:22:43,612 Yeah. It's not appetizing. 650 00:22:43,696 --> 00:22:46,991 By the way, Old Lips, I'd love that as a nickname. 651 00:22:47,074 --> 00:22:48,784 Okay, Old Lips, let's get back to the schedule. 652 00:22:48,868 --> 00:22:50,619 -Okay, let's do it. -Yeah. This looks pretty good. 653 00:22:50,703 --> 00:22:51,787 -Good. -OBAMA: I do wish 654 00:22:51,871 --> 00:22:53,247 we had more time in the Alps. 655 00:22:53,330 --> 00:22:54,498 A lot of stuff we could be doing. 656 00:22:54,582 --> 00:22:56,292 People can go skiing, 657 00:22:56,333 --> 00:22:59,128 -take some hikes. -Mm. Really? You ski? 658 00:22:59,169 --> 00:23:00,880 Why would you assume I don't ski? 659 00:23:02,923 --> 00:23:04,550 Do you ski? 660 00:23:04,633 --> 00:23:06,802 -Yeah. -All right, so you think you can ski 661 00:23:06,886 --> 00:23:08,262 and I might not be able to ski? 662 00:23:08,304 --> 00:23:10,723 (IN HIGH-PITCHED VOICE) I mean, well, mm... no. 663 00:23:10,806 --> 00:23:13,100 What would lead you to assume that I don't ski? 664 00:23:13,183 --> 00:23:14,977 Uh... 665 00:23:15,060 --> 00:23:17,730 -Larry, is-- is it because-- -No, no, no, no. 666 00:23:17,813 --> 00:23:19,273 -OBAMA: Is it because? -No! 667 00:23:19,356 --> 00:23:22,318 No sirree, Bob! 668 00:23:22,359 --> 00:23:24,403 -Is it because I'm from Hawaii? -(SCOFFS) 669 00:23:24,486 --> 00:23:26,030 (CHUCKLES) Obviously, yes. 670 00:23:26,113 --> 00:23:28,157 -Hawaiians ski, too, Larry. -Hawaiians ski? 671 00:23:28,198 --> 00:23:29,408 -Yeah. -Ah! Who knew? 672 00:23:29,491 --> 00:23:30,743 -I knew. -Oh. 673 00:23:32,202 --> 00:23:35,122 Wondering if you could do me a little favor 674 00:23:35,205 --> 00:23:36,957 when you're over in Turin. 675 00:23:36,999 --> 00:23:38,876 -At the NATO summit, you want me to do you a favor? -LARRY: Yeah. 676 00:23:38,959 --> 00:23:40,210 Tiny little thing. It's nothing. 677 00:23:40,294 --> 00:23:42,588 -What is it? -Tell the Danish prime minister 678 00:23:42,671 --> 00:23:44,506 that I said hello. That's all. 679 00:23:44,590 --> 00:23:45,716 In the middle of the NATO summit... 680 00:23:45,799 --> 00:23:47,134 -Yeah. -...when we're discussing 681 00:23:47,217 --> 00:23:48,469 critical national security issues, 682 00:23:48,552 --> 00:23:50,512 you want me to say to her, "Hey, you know what? 683 00:23:50,596 --> 00:23:52,222 -Larry said hi." -That's all you gotta do. 684 00:23:52,306 --> 00:23:53,265 What do you think's gonna happen? 685 00:23:53,349 --> 00:23:55,392 Just wondering what her reaction might be. 686 00:23:55,476 --> 00:23:56,894 You know what I think her reaction would be? 687 00:23:56,977 --> 00:23:58,896 -Hmm. -I think she'd say, "Larry, who?" 688 00:23:58,979 --> 00:24:01,023 (LAUGHS) I... I don't think so. 689 00:24:01,065 --> 00:24:02,858 -You didn't observe our conversation... -What-- 690 00:24:02,942 --> 00:24:04,693 ...two years ago when we were there. 691 00:24:04,777 --> 00:24:06,904 You think it was as memorable to her as it was to you? 692 00:24:06,987 --> 00:24:08,447 I made her laugh. 693 00:24:08,530 --> 00:24:10,282 -(MIMICS DANISH PRIME MINISTER) "Ooh, you're so funny." -That's how she said it? 694 00:24:10,366 --> 00:24:12,159 -LARRY: (NORMALLY) That's how she said it, yeah. -She said, "Ooh"? 695 00:24:12,201 --> 00:24:14,119 (MIMICS DANISH PRIME MINISTER) "Ooh, you're so funny. You're funny." 696 00:24:14,203 --> 00:24:15,412 -Larry... -LARRY: (NORMALLY) Yeah. 697 00:24:15,496 --> 00:24:17,039 ...I am not gonna do that. 698 00:24:17,081 --> 00:24:18,749 -Are-- Are you insane? -Why? 699 00:24:18,832 --> 00:24:21,251 She's the Danish prime minister. She doesn't know who you are. 700 00:24:21,335 --> 00:24:23,754 -I made a big impression on her. She knows who I am. -Not to mention 701 00:24:23,837 --> 00:24:25,714 the whole "tell somebody I said hi" thing. 702 00:24:25,756 --> 00:24:26,924 Nothing happens out of that. 703 00:24:27,007 --> 00:24:29,051 Let's play this out. I'm in the NATO summit. 704 00:24:29,093 --> 00:24:30,886 You want me to go up to the Danish prime minister 705 00:24:30,928 --> 00:24:32,054 in the middle of this thing and say, 706 00:24:32,137 --> 00:24:34,223 "Old Lips Larry says hi." Then I come back. 707 00:24:34,264 --> 00:24:36,892 I have to then tell you, "Helle says hi." 708 00:24:36,976 --> 00:24:38,435 Now what? Nothing happens. 709 00:24:38,519 --> 00:24:40,938 Now, I bore in on the attitude. 710 00:24:41,021 --> 00:24:42,356 -You bore in? -Yeah. 711 00:24:42,439 --> 00:24:44,483 -What does that mean? -That means, how did she react? 712 00:24:44,566 --> 00:24:47,444 -Yeah, but-- Yeah. -Did she go, "Ooh! Ooh, Larry said hi"? 713 00:24:47,528 --> 00:24:49,655 -Larry, that's-- -"You tell Larry 714 00:24:49,738 --> 00:24:50,948 I said hi, too." 715 00:24:51,031 --> 00:24:53,409 Larry, that's not a discussion I want to have, all right? 716 00:24:53,450 --> 00:24:54,910 -Let's just get back to work. -Sure. 717 00:24:54,994 --> 00:24:56,620 -All right. -What's that about? 718 00:24:58,122 --> 00:24:59,331 It's classified. 719 00:25:01,125 --> 00:25:02,584 -I'm not gonna tell you. -LARRY: Why? 720 00:25:02,668 --> 00:25:04,503 I'm tremendous at keeping secrets. 721 00:25:04,586 --> 00:25:07,381 You know, my cousin Arthur was a bigamist. 722 00:25:07,464 --> 00:25:08,632 He had a wife in New Hampshire... 723 00:25:08,716 --> 00:25:09,717 -Uh-huh. -...one in Queens. 724 00:25:09,800 --> 00:25:11,927 He'd go back and forth every other weekend. 725 00:25:11,969 --> 00:25:13,095 He didn't tell anybody. 726 00:25:13,137 --> 00:25:15,305 I'm the only person he told, and I never told a soul. 727 00:25:15,389 --> 00:25:17,307 -You told me. -He's dead. 728 00:25:17,391 --> 00:25:18,767 -Yeah. Okay. -LARRY: Yeah. 729 00:25:18,809 --> 00:25:20,811 And I've confided a lot of sensitive stuff with you. 730 00:25:20,894 --> 00:25:22,104 I told you about the time 731 00:25:22,146 --> 00:25:23,772 I pooped in my pants when I was 12 years old 732 00:25:23,814 --> 00:25:25,816 -on the bus going to the Botanical Gardens-- -Yeah. Larry, Larry, at the-- 733 00:25:25,899 --> 00:25:26,984 -Yeah? -When you started telling me this, 734 00:25:27,067 --> 00:25:28,819 didn't want to hear it then, don't want to hear it now. 735 00:25:28,902 --> 00:25:30,529 You can imagine how it traumatized me. 736 00:25:30,612 --> 00:25:32,031 I don't really want to imagine it. 737 00:25:32,114 --> 00:25:33,657 LARRY: Twelve-year-old boy, there were girls on the bus, 738 00:25:33,741 --> 00:25:35,617 and they called me "Diaper David" for years. 739 00:25:35,701 --> 00:25:36,952 That's confidential information. 740 00:25:37,036 --> 00:25:39,538 There's a reason why you didn't get classified clearance. 741 00:25:39,621 --> 00:25:42,291 Your behavior confirms that was a wise decision. 742 00:25:42,332 --> 00:25:44,626 -Is it Russia? China? -Uh, Larry, it's-- 743 00:25:44,668 --> 00:25:47,004 -Nope. -Taiwan. Oh my God. Taiwan? 744 00:25:47,087 --> 00:25:48,297 -Excuse me, Mr. President. -OBAMA: Yeah? 745 00:25:48,338 --> 00:25:50,299 We have the press conference on ISIS in ten minutes. 746 00:25:50,382 --> 00:25:52,634 Okay. Got it. All right. 747 00:25:52,676 --> 00:25:54,011 I've gotta check on a couple things. 748 00:25:54,094 --> 00:25:55,679 -I'll be right back. -Sure. Yeah. 749 00:25:55,763 --> 00:25:56,764 Take your time. 750 00:26:05,689 --> 00:26:06,690 (GASPS) 751 00:26:07,274 --> 00:26:08,442 (SLURPS) 752 00:26:08,525 --> 00:26:10,819 -(TELEPHONE RINGING) -Mm! (YELPS) 753 00:26:10,903 --> 00:26:16,200 -♪ (QUIRKY UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ -(GASPS) 754 00:26:16,283 --> 00:26:18,994 -(INDISTINCT CHATTER) -(TELEPHONE CONTINUES RINGING) 755 00:26:19,078 --> 00:26:21,914 (GASPS, GRUNTS) 756 00:26:25,084 --> 00:26:28,045 (GROANS) 757 00:26:28,128 --> 00:26:31,632 Ah, da, da! (GROANS) 758 00:26:33,383 --> 00:26:35,344 ♪ (MUSIC STOPS) ♪ 759 00:26:35,385 --> 00:26:37,679 -All right, think I'm ready to go. -(LARRY SIGHS) 760 00:26:39,598 --> 00:26:41,016 ♪ (QUIRKY MUSIC STING) ♪ 761 00:26:41,100 --> 00:26:42,935 Hey! You know what? 762 00:26:43,018 --> 00:26:45,020 -What? -I got an idea that just might interest you. 763 00:26:45,104 --> 00:26:46,688 -All right, what's your idea? -I think... 764 00:26:46,730 --> 00:26:49,024 -Yeah. -...you should wear the tan suit 765 00:26:49,108 --> 00:26:50,067 to the press conference. 766 00:26:50,150 --> 00:26:52,027 -For this press conference? -Yes. 767 00:26:52,111 --> 00:26:53,821 -Why? -Well, first of all, it's... 768 00:26:53,904 --> 00:26:54,863 it's a gorgeous suit. 769 00:26:54,947 --> 00:26:56,365 And that's why I'm taking it to Turin. 770 00:26:56,448 --> 00:26:57,908 There's a daytime event. 771 00:26:57,991 --> 00:27:00,035 It's outdoors. A little more casual. 772 00:27:00,119 --> 00:27:01,370 And this is Casual Friday. 773 00:27:01,411 --> 00:27:03,747 Hey, Brian, the boss wants to try on the tan suit! 774 00:27:03,831 --> 00:27:05,749 -I do love this suit. Mm. -It's perfect. 775 00:27:05,833 --> 00:27:07,793 You're casual. And it's in the briefing room. 776 00:27:07,876 --> 00:27:09,962 -It's not in the East Room. -(SIGHS) Where's your tie? 777 00:27:13,257 --> 00:27:15,759 Having lunch and, uh, 778 00:27:15,843 --> 00:27:17,553 gonna... gonna get some soup. 779 00:27:17,594 --> 00:27:19,429 -(CHUCKLES) Yeah. -I'm gonna get some soup. 780 00:27:19,513 --> 00:27:21,223 -You're taking my advice? -Yeah. 781 00:27:21,306 --> 00:27:23,183 -Smart. Yeah. One last tip, though. -LARRY: Huh? 782 00:27:23,267 --> 00:27:24,560 A little bit of a rookie mistake. 783 00:27:24,601 --> 00:27:27,062 When you take the tie off, you gotta pop the top. 784 00:27:27,146 --> 00:27:29,648 -Oh, pop the top, yeah. -OBAMA: Yeah, yeah. Yeah. It'll look cooler. 785 00:27:29,731 --> 00:27:31,233 -Yeah. -Ah, thank you. 786 00:27:31,275 --> 00:27:32,526 Oh. Oh. (CHUCKLES) 787 00:27:32,609 --> 00:27:34,736 -It is a great suit. -Oh, boy, oh, boy. 788 00:27:34,820 --> 00:27:36,238 I think this is the move. 789 00:27:36,280 --> 00:27:37,865 I'm gonna try it out, see how it looks. 790 00:27:37,948 --> 00:27:39,241 Old Lips won't let you down. 791 00:27:39,324 --> 00:27:40,576 ♪ (LIVELY JAZZ MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 792 00:27:40,617 --> 00:27:41,785 You'll thank me. 793 00:27:44,496 --> 00:27:46,331 -(DOOR CLOSES) -(SIGHS) 794 00:27:50,961 --> 00:27:53,088 -What do you think? -Pretty good. 795 00:27:53,130 --> 00:27:55,716 -♪ (MUSIC FADES) ♪ -Pretty, pretty, 796 00:27:55,799 --> 00:27:57,801 pretty, pretty good. 797 00:27:57,885 --> 00:28:00,137 All right, let's go. I got a press conference to do. 798 00:28:00,637 --> 00:28:01,638 You sure about this? 799 00:28:01,722 --> 00:28:04,266 Never been more sure about anything in my life. 800 00:28:04,349 --> 00:28:06,310 Okay. I'll be back. 801 00:28:06,393 --> 00:28:07,811 People are gonna be talking about this 802 00:28:07,895 --> 00:28:10,022 for a long, long time. 803 00:28:10,105 --> 00:28:13,942 ♪ (GENTLE ORCHESTRAL MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 804 00:28:14,026 --> 00:28:17,446 Thank you for joining us on this remarkable journey. 805 00:28:17,487 --> 00:28:19,531 And some of it was even true. 806 00:28:20,657 --> 00:28:25,078 American progress has never been smooth or steady. 807 00:28:25,162 --> 00:28:29,124 It zigs and zags in fits and starts. 808 00:28:29,166 --> 00:28:30,334 For every two steps forward, 809 00:28:30,417 --> 00:28:33,629 it can feel like we take one step back. 810 00:28:33,670 --> 00:28:37,216 And sometimes, when we've taken one of those steps back, 811 00:28:37,299 --> 00:28:39,968 it can be tempting to get discouraged, 812 00:28:40,010 --> 00:28:42,763 or to give in to cynicism. 813 00:28:42,804 --> 00:28:45,307 But the story of this country should inspire us 814 00:28:45,390 --> 00:28:46,683 to take the harder path, 815 00:28:47,434 --> 00:28:49,728 to stay true to our ideals, 816 00:28:49,811 --> 00:28:53,565 and to do whatever we can to make a difference, 817 00:28:53,649 --> 00:28:57,152 whether it's in our schools, our workplaces, 818 00:28:57,194 --> 00:29:00,656 our neighborhoods, or our cities. 819 00:29:00,697 --> 00:29:04,993 If we do, then I'm confident that the next 250 years 820 00:29:05,035 --> 00:29:08,914 of our American experiment will be better than the last. 821 00:29:09,831 --> 00:29:12,834 ♪ (MUSIC FADES) ♪ 822 00:29:12,876 --> 00:29:14,169 -OBAMA: Larry? -Oh. 823 00:29:14,253 --> 00:29:15,337 What you doing? 824 00:29:15,379 --> 00:29:19,174 Oh, n-- n-- nothing. Yeah. I, uh... 825 00:29:19,216 --> 00:29:21,385 -lost a-- lost a button. Yeah. -Ah, you did lose a button. 826 00:29:21,468 --> 00:29:23,011 LARRY: Yeah. What are you gonna do? 827 00:29:23,095 --> 00:29:24,513 OBAMA: Looks like the same button. 828 00:29:24,596 --> 00:29:26,306 -(LAUGHS) Yeah. -Yeah. 829 00:29:26,390 --> 00:29:28,225 George Washington, we have the same button. 830 00:29:28,308 --> 00:29:30,143 -Yeah. -What a coincidence, huh? 831 00:29:30,227 --> 00:29:31,520 -What a coincidence. -(LARRY SCOFFS) 832 00:29:31,603 --> 00:29:33,730 All right. Well, that was fun, huh? 833 00:29:33,814 --> 00:29:34,856 -Yeah, it was great. -Yeah. 834 00:29:34,940 --> 00:29:37,776 -Enjoyed it. -(SCOFFS) Oh, you know what? 835 00:29:37,859 --> 00:29:39,945 Oh. Forgot my script. 836 00:29:40,028 --> 00:29:41,530 I'll-- I'll, uh... I'll be right back. 837 00:29:41,613 --> 00:29:43,615 Larry, don't do it. 838 00:29:43,699 --> 00:29:45,367 -What? -I know what you're doing. 839 00:29:45,450 --> 00:29:47,494 -I'm not doing anything. -You're thinking about taking 840 00:29:47,577 --> 00:29:48,704 George Washington's button. 841 00:29:48,745 --> 00:29:50,706 That's the father of our country. Come on. 842 00:29:50,789 --> 00:29:52,666 -Okay. I... (SCOFFS) -Come on. 843 00:29:52,749 --> 00:29:54,209 -Like I was really gonna take the button. -Yeah. 844 00:29:54,251 --> 00:29:56,128 -I'm not gonna take the button. -You were gonna take the button. 845 00:29:56,211 --> 00:29:58,547 -I wasn't gonna take it. Hey, let me ask you a question. -Yeah. Go ahead. 846 00:29:58,588 --> 00:30:00,090 Say, hypothetically, uh, 847 00:30:00,173 --> 00:30:02,592 -someone did this television show, okay... -Mm-hmm. 848 00:30:02,676 --> 00:30:05,721 ...and everybody hated it. I mean, detested it. 849 00:30:05,762 --> 00:30:08,724 You can't even leave your house without getting insulted. 850 00:30:08,807 --> 00:30:10,726 Would you... Would you leave the country? 851 00:30:10,809 --> 00:30:13,312 Mm. I would, if I were you. 852 00:30:14,062 --> 00:30:15,480 -Ah. Mm. -Mm. 853 00:30:15,564 --> 00:30:17,691 -Well, I'll tell my friend. -OBAMA: You do that. 854 00:30:17,774 --> 00:30:19,401 LARRY: You know what, 44? 855 00:30:19,443 --> 00:30:20,861 I think this could be the beginning 856 00:30:20,944 --> 00:30:22,779 of a beautiful friendship. 857 00:30:22,863 --> 00:30:24,239 OBAMA: I don't think so. 858 00:30:24,323 --> 00:30:27,659 ♪ ("THE STARS AND STRIPES FOREVER" PLAYING) ♪ 859 00:31:38,397 --> 00:31:40,357 ♪ (MUSIC CONCLUDES) ♪