1 00:00:02,961 --> 00:00:05,506 [ Reporters conversing indistinctly ] 2 00:00:05,589 --> 00:00:07,841 Press: What's your source? Press #2: What's your source? 3 00:00:07,925 --> 00:00:10,511 [ Camera shutters clicking ] 4 00:00:10,636 --> 00:00:12,262 [ Clears throat ] My fellow Americans, 5 00:00:12,346 --> 00:00:15,265 as many of you know, I killed Paul Bunyan today. 6 00:00:15,349 --> 00:00:17,935 [ Reporters clamoring ] I'll take questions in a moment. 7 00:00:18,018 --> 00:00:20,437 Paul James Bunyan was a frontier folk hero 8 00:00:20,521 --> 00:00:22,022 turned modern nightmare. 9 00:00:22,105 --> 00:00:24,608 He used his legendary size and status to disguise 10 00:00:24,650 --> 00:00:27,611 a 30-year spree of murder, arson, and cannibalism. 11 00:00:27,694 --> 00:00:29,613 As leader of the nation that Bunyan helped build 12 00:00:29,696 --> 00:00:31,198 and as the man who took off his head 13 00:00:31,281 --> 00:00:33,116 with an obsidian boomerang, I'll say this much 14 00:00:33,200 --> 00:00:35,536 to anyone who thinks they're taller than the law-- 15 00:00:35,619 --> 00:00:37,204 Timber, bitch. Questions? 16 00:00:37,287 --> 00:00:38,622 [ Reporters clamoring ] Stuckey. 17 00:00:38,664 --> 00:00:39,957 The New York Times recently accused you 18 00:00:40,040 --> 00:00:42,042 of using taxpayer dollars to play Batman. 19 00:00:42,125 --> 00:00:45,045 The Times can ask Paul Bunyan if I was playing. Munson. 20 00:00:45,128 --> 00:00:46,797 How do you respond to People Magazine 21 00:00:46,880 --> 00:00:48,549 calling you the President with the greatest voice? 22 00:00:48,674 --> 00:00:50,968 ♪ I can neither confirm nor denyyyy! ♪ 23 00:00:51,051 --> 00:00:53,136 [ Reporters groaning ] Good looking redhead in front. 24 00:00:53,220 --> 00:00:55,472 Oh. Uh-- Do you think killing Paul Bunyan 25 00:00:55,556 --> 00:00:57,057 will hurt your approval rating? 26 00:00:57,182 --> 00:00:58,725 I think the families of the people he was eating 27 00:00:58,809 --> 00:01:00,310 will approve. Others will disapprove, 28 00:01:00,352 --> 00:01:02,729 like people who print menus for pancake restaurants. 29 00:01:02,813 --> 00:01:05,732 Look, folks, I took an oath to protect the People. 30 00:01:05,816 --> 00:01:08,485 Sometimes that means I won't get likes and subscribes. 31 00:01:08,569 --> 00:01:10,153 If you don't like it, all I can offer 32 00:01:10,195 --> 00:01:12,322 is an emoji of a dinner plate and an emoji of my ass. 33 00:01:12,406 --> 00:01:14,658 [ Reporters scoff ] Thank you and God bless America. 34 00:01:14,741 --> 00:01:16,410 [ Reporters clamoring ] Bluebird bound for Oval. 35 00:01:16,535 --> 00:01:17,995 Ma'am. Please stay ten feet back. 36 00:01:18,036 --> 00:01:20,330 Oh, I'm Banks, I'm the new Chief of Staff. 37 00:01:20,414 --> 00:01:21,748 I don't know that. Ohh. 38 00:01:21,873 --> 00:01:23,500 Special Agent O'Doyle. 39 00:01:23,542 --> 00:01:26,253 You run things by the book when you're not being booked. 40 00:01:26,336 --> 00:01:27,671 Ugh, felon much? 41 00:01:27,754 --> 00:01:29,172 Those charges were dropped. 42 00:01:29,214 --> 00:01:31,008 It's not murder to finish a ghost's business. 43 00:01:31,091 --> 00:01:33,093 And waving a hologram of me when I was three pounds heavier 44 00:01:33,218 --> 00:01:34,845 does not give you clearance. 45 00:01:34,928 --> 00:01:37,681 I've been cleared to come into the United States Press Room. 46 00:01:37,723 --> 00:01:40,350 How could I be here and not be who I say I am? 47 00:01:40,434 --> 00:01:43,186 You could be a dopplegobble. That's a hybrid of doppleganger 48 00:01:43,228 --> 00:01:44,521 and a-- I know what a dopplegobble is. 49 00:01:44,605 --> 00:01:45,522 O'Doyle, what are you doing? 50 00:01:45,564 --> 00:01:46,690 Possible dopplegobble. 51 00:01:46,773 --> 00:01:48,025 There is no possible dopplegobble. 52 00:01:48,108 --> 00:01:50,027 Sir, I'm Chief of Staff Rho Banks. 53 00:01:50,068 --> 00:01:52,362 You might wanna curb Agent Bro before he shoots me. 54 00:01:52,446 --> 00:01:55,115 Hey! Not in front of press. All of this is off the record. 55 00:01:55,198 --> 00:01:56,783 That's not how that works. You have to say 56 00:01:56,867 --> 00:01:58,452 something's off the record before it happens. 57 00:01:58,535 --> 00:02:00,537 What are you, Professor Record? 58 00:02:00,579 --> 00:02:02,039 Steve, why are you checking to see 59 00:02:02,122 --> 00:02:03,957 if your name is Professor Record? 60 00:02:04,041 --> 00:02:06,209 Some kind of creature attacked me in the Press Bathroom! 61 00:02:06,251 --> 00:02:09,212 [ Screeching, reporters screaming ] 62 00:02:09,296 --> 00:02:12,049 Dopplegobble! 63 00:02:12,090 --> 00:02:14,551 Everyone, stay back. Swapping ammo. 64 00:02:14,593 --> 00:02:16,803 Shape-Hold. Shape held. 65 00:02:16,887 --> 00:02:20,265 Swapping again. Mentos. Cover your mouths. 66 00:02:22,100 --> 00:02:23,894 Well, ma'am, I guess that clears you. 67 00:02:23,977 --> 00:02:26,730 Dopplegobbles are solitary-- I know they're solitary hunters! 68 00:02:26,772 --> 00:02:29,358 Okay, put that shit on the record. 69 00:02:29,399 --> 00:02:36,406 ♪ 70 00:02:37,449 --> 00:02:44,456 ♪ 71 00:02:45,499 --> 00:02:53,799 ♪ 72 00:02:55,467 --> 00:02:59,012 ♪ 73 00:03:00,806 --> 00:03:03,850 Okay, o-okay-- now unlearn Polish and learn origami. 74 00:03:03,934 --> 00:03:05,852 Oh, and the screenplay for RoboCop! 75 00:03:05,936 --> 00:03:07,270 O'Doyle! What-- What do you think?? 76 00:03:07,354 --> 00:03:09,606 I think she's an unregulated synthetic. 77 00:03:09,690 --> 00:03:11,024 "Well, give the man a hand!" 78 00:03:11,108 --> 00:03:13,443 Origami RoboCop! She can do anything! 79 00:03:13,527 --> 00:03:14,861 Shut yourself down. 80 00:03:14,945 --> 00:03:16,947 [ Imitating beeping ] Byuuu... Byuuup. 81 00:03:17,030 --> 00:03:19,199 Doesn't work like that. And I'm not a "synthetic." 82 00:03:19,282 --> 00:03:21,952 My brain has just been maximized for neural plasticity. 83 00:03:22,035 --> 00:03:23,537 [ Gasps ] Sounds so organic. 84 00:03:23,620 --> 00:03:25,288 Sorry, O'Doyle's half leprechaun, 85 00:03:25,372 --> 00:03:28,208 so he's wary of deception, magic, et cetera. 86 00:03:28,291 --> 00:03:29,960 Don't leprechauns like those things? 87 00:03:30,043 --> 00:03:33,130 So you've literally hired my mother-- 88 00:03:33,213 --> 00:03:34,881 Sir, maybe we should go over your schedule for today? 89 00:03:34,965 --> 00:03:36,133 You've got that trade meeting-- 90 00:03:36,216 --> 00:03:37,884 Hey, you can learn karate, right? 91 00:03:37,968 --> 00:03:39,302 Actually, better question-- If we intercepted 92 00:03:39,386 --> 00:03:41,054 one of those giant Japanese monsters... 93 00:03:41,138 --> 00:03:42,973 Kaijus. ...if we intercepted a kaiju, 94 00:03:43,056 --> 00:03:45,142 could we put a helmet on it and have you hack into its brain? 95 00:03:45,183 --> 00:03:46,893 Then we'd have our own kaiju. 96 00:03:46,977 --> 00:03:48,812 That would be a violation of international law. 97 00:03:48,854 --> 00:03:51,148 Oh, god, you're one of those legal people? 98 00:03:51,189 --> 00:03:52,149 Oh, god, you're not? 99 00:03:52,232 --> 00:03:54,067 [ Knock on door ] Yes, Janice? 100 00:03:54,192 --> 00:03:57,988 Sir, an almost handsome man from the CIA is here to see you. 101 00:03:58,071 --> 00:04:00,240 Shit. Do not let him provoke you. 102 00:04:00,323 --> 00:04:01,992 Don't mention the names of anyone you hold dear. 103 00:04:02,075 --> 00:04:03,827 You're afraid of the CIA? 104 00:04:03,910 --> 00:04:05,829 They killed Kennedy, they Nixon'd Nixon, 105 00:04:05,871 --> 00:04:07,831 and I think they stole one of Carter's fingers. 106 00:04:07,873 --> 00:04:08,832 Don't send him in, Janice. 107 00:04:08,915 --> 00:04:11,168 Nah, nah, send him in. 108 00:04:11,209 --> 00:04:13,420 Hi there, Mister Presi-- Gun! Gun! I've got a gun! 109 00:04:13,503 --> 00:04:15,338 Come on, man, you gotta be faster than that. 110 00:04:15,422 --> 00:04:17,841 Oh, by the way, I'm not from the CIA. The CIA doesn't exist. 111 00:04:17,924 --> 00:04:19,676 Or does it. Ugh. 112 00:04:19,760 --> 00:04:21,261 Oh. It's this week's new Chief of Staff. 113 00:04:21,344 --> 00:04:23,263 No intro neccessito, I've read your file. 114 00:04:23,346 --> 00:04:25,265 Targeting Officer Jack Coffey. 115 00:04:25,348 --> 00:04:27,768 Bluff called, she really reads the files! 116 00:04:27,851 --> 00:04:29,019 [Coughs] Loser. So what's your gimmick? 117 00:04:29,102 --> 00:04:30,520 Gotta have an action hero gimmick 118 00:04:30,604 --> 00:04:31,855 or this manchild wouldn't hire you. 119 00:04:31,938 --> 00:04:33,273 Like this guy. You know he never lies? 120 00:04:33,398 --> 00:04:35,192 I'll show you. You gay? He can't answer. 121 00:04:35,275 --> 00:04:37,944 Cuz of the Kinsey scale. We're all a little [Blabbers] 122 00:04:38,028 --> 00:04:39,279 Except me. I'm lying. 123 00:04:39,404 --> 00:04:41,448 What do you want, you fuckin' sociopath? 124 00:04:41,573 --> 00:04:43,450 Glad you asked. 125 00:04:43,575 --> 00:04:45,035 This, as you know, 126 00:04:45,118 --> 00:04:47,454 is a hockey puck with a hologram of the country in it. 127 00:04:47,537 --> 00:04:49,039 Thought you might like it. 128 00:04:49,080 --> 00:04:51,291 Plus it came with this cool telescoping pointer. 129 00:04:51,416 --> 00:04:54,377 Uh-oh, handheld apparatus exceeds the eighteen-inch limit. 130 00:04:54,419 --> 00:04:56,379 You have been detained by Secret Service. 131 00:04:56,463 --> 00:04:59,132 Please! I don't want to die! That's my one weakness! 132 00:04:59,257 --> 00:05:00,967 Do you know what it's like to work for people 133 00:05:01,092 --> 00:05:04,387 so deceptive they can train you to cry on cue?! 134 00:05:04,471 --> 00:05:05,555 Why are you here? 135 00:05:05,639 --> 00:05:07,057 I dunno, we just love Presidents. 136 00:05:07,140 --> 00:05:08,642 Bomb AI voice: Bomb. Bomb. Bomb. Bomb. Bomb. 137 00:05:08,767 --> 00:05:09,726 Bomb. Bomb. Bomb. Shit! Move, move, move! 138 00:05:09,810 --> 00:05:10,977 Evacuate West Wing! 139 00:05:11,102 --> 00:05:12,479 Really? First day of work?! 140 00:05:12,604 --> 00:05:14,481 Bomb. Fake bomb-- sound off. 141 00:05:14,564 --> 00:05:18,068 Fake bomb-- vibrate. Fake bomb-- gentle beats. 142 00:05:18,109 --> 00:05:22,656 [ Calm music playing ] 143 00:05:22,781 --> 00:05:24,991 [ Beeping ] 144 00:05:25,116 --> 00:05:28,411 Yuck. Carter germs. 145 00:05:28,453 --> 00:05:30,413 Goddammit! I can't believe we fell for that! 146 00:05:30,497 --> 00:05:33,667 [ Gasps ] He went down FDR's fireside shaft! 147 00:05:34,584 --> 00:05:37,170 O'Doyle, can you scan his aura? He went north. 148 00:05:37,295 --> 00:05:39,172 He tends to micromanage, but he'd probably be a good dad 149 00:05:39,297 --> 00:05:40,841 if he stopped getting in his own way. 150 00:05:40,924 --> 00:05:42,926 Okay let's chase him, not humanize him. 151 00:05:42,968 --> 00:05:45,095 Sir, how do I report this exactly? You don't. 152 00:05:45,178 --> 00:05:47,097 But none of this is in the Constitution! 153 00:05:47,180 --> 00:05:48,932 Neither is your mama, but you did what she told you, right? 154 00:05:49,015 --> 00:05:50,600 Gun. 155 00:05:50,684 --> 00:05:52,435 Revise that. Hologram of a gun. 156 00:05:52,519 --> 00:05:53,770 That wasn't me lying. 157 00:05:53,854 --> 00:05:55,438 The hologram was a lie. We get it. 158 00:05:55,522 --> 00:05:56,857 Bomb AI voice: You, with a gun. 159 00:05:56,940 --> 00:05:59,025 You, not masturbating in a Zoom meeting. 160 00:05:59,109 --> 00:06:01,278 You, proudly attending a school play. 161 00:06:01,361 --> 00:06:04,114 Coulda been a good dad? I said probably. 162 00:06:04,155 --> 00:06:05,615 He took something from the tape vault, 163 00:06:05,699 --> 00:06:07,701 he's headed for the exit, and he fears rejection. 164 00:06:07,784 --> 00:06:09,786 Who craves rejection? Let's go! 165 00:06:09,870 --> 00:06:14,291 ♪ 166 00:06:14,374 --> 00:06:16,293 Dammit! And he took the fastest one! 167 00:06:16,334 --> 00:06:17,961 Uh, what about one of those? 168 00:06:18,044 --> 00:06:19,629 Curtis: That's Reagan's experimental vehicle bay, 169 00:06:19,713 --> 00:06:22,132 but it's locked with a facial scanner that thinks I'm Mr. T. 170 00:06:22,173 --> 00:06:23,884 Fortunately it's using 1980s-era encryption. 171 00:06:24,009 --> 00:06:25,802 I should be able to patch in. 172 00:06:25,844 --> 00:06:28,471 Go left! Right! Go right! Hold, hold! No, no! Up, up! Hold, hold! 173 00:06:28,555 --> 00:06:29,639 Very helpful. 174 00:06:29,723 --> 00:06:31,391 Got it. 175 00:06:31,474 --> 00:06:34,144 KITT: Come on, Ronald. Let's go teach gangs how to breakdance. 176 00:06:34,227 --> 00:06:36,146 The car doesn't really talk. Those are recordings. 177 00:06:36,229 --> 00:06:37,981 There is no such thing as AIDS. 178 00:06:38,064 --> 00:06:39,566 I'm not making it say that. 179 00:06:43,862 --> 00:06:45,238 What are you doing? Ram him. 180 00:06:45,322 --> 00:06:47,324 Ram him? We're in a car, he's in a wheelchair. 181 00:06:47,407 --> 00:06:50,035 It's a stolen wheelchair! It is still punching down! 182 00:06:56,082 --> 00:06:57,918 Okay, now it's punching up. 183 00:06:59,336 --> 00:07:00,378 Aah! 184 00:07:01,546 --> 00:07:02,923 [ Groans ] 185 00:07:03,048 --> 00:07:04,591 You get him, I'll get the tape! Yes, ma'am. 186 00:07:04,716 --> 00:07:06,176 Impact detected. 187 00:07:06,217 --> 00:07:08,219 Planting evidence to avoid liability. 188 00:07:12,182 --> 00:07:14,351 Are you running at my speed to make me feel better? 189 00:07:14,434 --> 00:07:16,061 Did it work? Go! 190 00:07:18,063 --> 00:07:19,522 [ Barking ] 191 00:07:19,606 --> 00:07:20,774 Hey! Bad dog! 192 00:07:20,899 --> 00:07:23,526 Actually, wait. I'm the problem! 193 00:07:23,568 --> 00:07:25,528 All your bad behaviors are because I'm a lazy, 194 00:07:25,612 --> 00:07:26,696 undisciplined owner! 195 00:07:26,780 --> 00:07:28,281 [ Whines ] 196 00:07:31,952 --> 00:07:33,286 - Ah! - Shit! 197 00:07:40,460 --> 00:07:43,296 He's jigging! We need to get the hell out of here! 198 00:07:46,591 --> 00:07:47,968 [ Sobbing ] 199 00:07:48,051 --> 00:07:50,637 I'm so sorry, sir. I let you down. 200 00:07:50,762 --> 00:07:52,555 You did not. Breathe. 201 00:07:52,597 --> 00:07:54,724 ♪ O Danny boy ♪ 202 00:07:54,766 --> 00:07:56,393 ♪ The pipes, the pipes are-- ♪ 203 00:07:56,476 --> 00:07:58,395 Excuse me. Are you the President? 204 00:07:58,478 --> 00:08:00,397 No, I'm a lookalike. I do mattress commercials. 205 00:08:00,480 --> 00:08:02,649 Oh! You're lucky, he's a handsome man to look like. 206 00:08:02,774 --> 00:08:04,067 Well, bless your heart. 207 00:08:04,150 --> 00:08:05,485 Got it! Don't know what it is but I got it! 208 00:08:05,568 --> 00:08:07,404 Can we do a selfie? You better believe it. 209 00:08:07,487 --> 00:08:09,906 Um, sir? I'm glad you're really not him. 210 00:08:09,948 --> 00:08:11,408 A lot of his policies concern me, 211 00:08:11,449 --> 00:08:13,076 and I don't love that he's divorced. 212 00:08:13,159 --> 00:08:15,078 Yeah, well, stick that up your ass. 213 00:08:15,120 --> 00:08:17,497 Sir, why are there two tapes of the first Moon landing? 214 00:08:17,580 --> 00:08:19,582 And why is one labeled "real"? 215 00:08:19,666 --> 00:08:21,418 Because they're both real? 216 00:08:21,459 --> 00:08:23,003 Eh, I tried. 217 00:08:23,086 --> 00:08:24,838 This is the Moon landing 218 00:08:24,921 --> 00:08:27,090 the world watched live in 1969, 219 00:08:27,173 --> 00:08:29,426 and it was all very real. Oh, thank Christ. 220 00:08:29,509 --> 00:08:32,262 And this is the Moon landing that was produced as a backup. 221 00:08:32,345 --> 00:08:34,848 "Backup"? You know, in case Armstrong landed on the Moon 222 00:08:34,931 --> 00:08:36,683 and said, "God is dead," or even worse, 223 00:08:36,766 --> 00:08:38,184 "God is alive." 224 00:08:38,268 --> 00:08:39,769 One small step for man-- Man: Cut! 225 00:08:39,853 --> 00:08:42,105 The line is "a man." That's what I said. 226 00:08:42,147 --> 00:08:43,773 Then you mumbled it. Back to "one." 227 00:08:43,857 --> 00:08:45,775 It was shot during LBJ's administration 228 00:08:45,859 --> 00:08:47,944 by Stanley Kubrick. Hey, you can't talk to me like that. 229 00:08:48,028 --> 00:08:51,114 Yeah, I can. Think about it, you're in a fake Moon landing. 230 00:08:51,197 --> 00:08:52,949 You really think they're gonna let you live? 231 00:08:53,033 --> 00:08:54,784 How you feeling? Frightened? [ Hyperventilating ] 232 00:08:54,868 --> 00:08:57,120 Struggling to breathe? Cosmically insignificant? 233 00:08:57,162 --> 00:09:00,290 Good. Now put film in the camera. 234 00:09:00,373 --> 00:09:02,292 - Whoa, so cool. - Did you see that? - Amazing. 235 00:09:02,375 --> 00:09:05,211 Unfortunately, it cost twice as much as the real Moon landing, 236 00:09:05,295 --> 00:09:06,880 and 20 people died making it. 237 00:09:07,005 --> 00:09:08,548 Jesus. Mostly writers, but, yeah. 238 00:09:08,631 --> 00:09:10,216 It's good the CIA didn't get this tape, 239 00:09:10,341 --> 00:09:12,135 but they home invaded the White House today. 240 00:09:12,218 --> 00:09:13,636 We need to expose them. 241 00:09:13,678 --> 00:09:15,555 No, we don't, because we did something better. 242 00:09:15,680 --> 00:09:16,806 We embarrassed them. 243 00:09:16,890 --> 00:09:18,308 Exposure can be very embarrassing. 244 00:09:18,391 --> 00:09:20,226 This administration doesn't tattle, Banks. 245 00:09:20,351 --> 00:09:21,978 We're adults. We fight ninjas. 246 00:09:22,020 --> 00:09:23,396 [ Knock on door ] Mr. President, 247 00:09:23,521 --> 00:09:25,982 the CIA called to say they're very sorry 248 00:09:26,024 --> 00:09:28,735 if you thought anything happened today, because it didn't. 249 00:09:28,818 --> 00:09:32,155 They also wanted to remind you they have something on you, 250 00:09:32,238 --> 00:09:34,657 and since you didn't let them do this the easy way, 251 00:09:34,741 --> 00:09:37,243 you might as well just bring the Moon footage to them. 252 00:09:37,327 --> 00:09:39,496 Would you like to go over this before I eat it? 253 00:09:39,579 --> 00:09:41,247 I won't eat it in front of you. 254 00:09:41,372 --> 00:09:44,834 It's a long note, and I don't have the saliva I used to. 255 00:09:44,918 --> 00:09:46,586 Hi. Thanks, Janice. 256 00:09:46,669 --> 00:09:48,505 Happy birth-- Ah, shit, she's gone. 257 00:09:48,588 --> 00:09:50,340 Are we not tattling because we're adults 258 00:09:50,423 --> 00:09:52,008 or because we're being blackmailed? 259 00:09:52,050 --> 00:09:53,426 More robo, less cop, Banks. 260 00:09:53,510 --> 00:09:54,844 End your first day on a win. 261 00:09:54,928 --> 00:09:56,513 That's good advice, sir. I quit. 262 00:09:56,554 --> 00:09:58,431 Well, that's understandab-- Whaaa? 263 00:09:58,556 --> 00:10:00,100 What kind of schmuck bait crap is this? 264 00:10:00,183 --> 00:10:01,601 You don't get to quit! 265 00:10:01,726 --> 00:10:03,436 I don't work for people who only serve themselves. 266 00:10:03,520 --> 00:10:05,605 When I serve myself, I serve the American people. 267 00:10:05,688 --> 00:10:07,273 That's the job of a president. 268 00:10:07,357 --> 00:10:09,192 Oh, did you mean your fraternity of dead White dudes 269 00:10:09,234 --> 00:10:10,860 whose security system thinks you're here 270 00:10:10,944 --> 00:10:12,529 to steal Knight Rider's hubcaps? 271 00:10:12,570 --> 00:10:15,198 Knight Rider was the name of the show, not the car! 272 00:10:15,240 --> 00:10:17,117 Have fun selling out your country to the CIA. 273 00:10:17,242 --> 00:10:18,618 Now you're fired. I quit! 274 00:10:18,743 --> 00:10:20,370 Schmuck bait! I don't know what that is! 275 00:10:20,453 --> 00:10:22,205 It's a term from broadcast television development. 276 00:10:22,288 --> 00:10:24,040 I don't know what that is! 277 00:10:24,124 --> 00:10:26,459 Yeah, but you pulled the phrase Knight Rider out of your ass! 278 00:10:28,962 --> 00:10:30,463 That's a big box for three rulers. 279 00:10:30,588 --> 00:10:32,715 [ Scoffs ] You want me to carry three loose rulers 280 00:10:32,757 --> 00:10:33,967 out of the White House 281 00:10:34,050 --> 00:10:35,218 on the worst first day of my life? 282 00:10:35,301 --> 00:10:36,803 But you like a bad day, don't you? 283 00:10:36,886 --> 00:10:38,888 I can see from your aura that you kind of get off 284 00:10:38,972 --> 00:10:40,640 on wallowing. And I can tell 285 00:10:40,723 --> 00:10:42,725 from everything you say that your mother left you in the tub 286 00:10:42,809 --> 00:10:44,060 until it got cold. 287 00:10:44,144 --> 00:10:46,062 She actually started the water cold. 288 00:10:46,104 --> 00:10:47,730 He's missing. 289 00:10:47,772 --> 00:10:49,566 He's not even supposed to leave the yard! 290 00:10:49,649 --> 00:10:51,901 I've checked the man cave, the dude room, the bro tunnel, 291 00:10:51,985 --> 00:10:53,319 the testicle vestibule. 292 00:10:53,403 --> 00:10:54,737 So that's how the divorce is going. 293 00:10:54,779 --> 00:10:56,239 Wait, do you think this has something to do 294 00:10:56,322 --> 00:10:57,657 with the CIA having dirt on him? 295 00:10:57,740 --> 00:10:59,826 [ Gasps ] Do you know things I don't know? 296 00:10:59,909 --> 00:11:02,245 What, are you asking for my help? 297 00:11:02,287 --> 00:11:09,669 Yyyyyyyy... eeeeeee... 298 00:11:15,466 --> 00:11:17,510 Man: Nothing beats a carnival, does it? 299 00:11:17,635 --> 00:11:19,679 Except maybe an old man feeding birds. 300 00:11:19,804 --> 00:11:22,182 I guess that's why I joined the CIA. 301 00:11:22,265 --> 00:11:24,017 For the tropes. Bird seed? 302 00:11:24,142 --> 00:11:25,602 No, I don't want your damn bird seed. 303 00:11:25,685 --> 00:11:27,604 Where's the Moon footage, Mr. President? 304 00:11:27,687 --> 00:11:29,355 Please tell me it isn't in the Afro. 305 00:11:29,439 --> 00:11:30,773 We're derivative, not regressive. 306 00:11:30,857 --> 00:11:33,359 I want confirmation you'll destroy my file. 307 00:11:33,443 --> 00:11:36,196 I mean, you want me to drag an icon into a trash bin 308 00:11:36,279 --> 00:11:38,114 and then pinkie swear there aren't copies? 309 00:11:38,198 --> 00:11:40,200 It's like, okay, Boomer. Coffey? 310 00:11:40,283 --> 00:11:41,618 Give me the film, Curtis. 311 00:11:41,659 --> 00:11:43,369 What are you gonna do, shoot the President? 312 00:11:43,494 --> 00:11:45,121 Yeah, cuz that never happens except to like 20% of you. 313 00:11:45,205 --> 00:11:46,623 Where is it? What do you want with it? 314 00:11:46,706 --> 00:11:48,458 What's with the interview? You writing a book 315 00:11:48,541 --> 00:11:50,293 about guys with guns pointed at you? Afro! 316 00:11:50,376 --> 00:11:52,212 Real bird seed! Real gun! 317 00:11:52,337 --> 00:11:54,380 [ Both grunting ] 318 00:11:56,841 --> 00:11:58,551 [ Tires squeal ] 319 00:12:00,845 --> 00:12:02,388 What the f-- Shh. 320 00:12:02,472 --> 00:12:04,807 Sleep, you sleepy little baby piece of shit. 321 00:12:04,891 --> 00:12:06,309 Oh, hi! I'm only here 322 00:12:06,351 --> 00:12:07,727 because I thought the CIA might kill you 323 00:12:07,810 --> 00:12:09,646 for that fake Moon landing tape, and I was right. 324 00:12:09,687 --> 00:12:12,815 Uh, apparently not. They left behind the fake tape. 325 00:12:12,899 --> 00:12:14,484 Wha? 326 00:12:14,525 --> 00:12:17,570 What's so special about the real Moon landing, Coffey? 327 00:12:17,695 --> 00:12:18,905 Pfft. 328 00:12:18,988 --> 00:12:20,240 Wait, what's he doing? 329 00:12:20,365 --> 00:12:21,824 He's getting ready to torture you. 330 00:12:21,908 --> 00:12:23,660 Jesus. I thought he was a leprechaun. 331 00:12:23,701 --> 00:12:25,578 Why does he look like a Russian porn director? 332 00:12:25,662 --> 00:12:27,997 You know he can't lie, right? Makes him a great interrogator. 333 00:12:28,081 --> 00:12:31,251 O'Doyle, are you willing to give Coffey a Colombian manicure? 334 00:12:31,334 --> 00:12:33,169 - Yes. - And a Chernobyl circumcision? 335 00:12:33,253 --> 00:12:34,337 O'Doyle: Absolutely. 336 00:12:34,420 --> 00:12:36,256 How about a Florida education? 337 00:12:36,381 --> 00:12:37,674 W-What's that? What's it sound like? 338 00:12:37,715 --> 00:12:39,342 Okay, Jesus! I'll tell you! 339 00:12:39,425 --> 00:12:41,427 There's information in the original Moon tape 340 00:12:41,511 --> 00:12:42,845 that needs to go away. 341 00:12:42,929 --> 00:12:44,764 Bullshit. I've been over all three hours of this, 342 00:12:44,889 --> 00:12:46,182 and there's nothing. 343 00:12:46,266 --> 00:12:47,517 'Cause you're watching it in standard def. 344 00:12:47,600 --> 00:12:49,936 Switch to widescreen. Settings, input. 345 00:12:50,019 --> 00:12:52,105 What is the difference between display and form-- Hold on. 346 00:12:52,230 --> 00:12:53,690 Ugh! Why does it keep going back? 347 00:12:53,773 --> 00:12:56,109 Menu to go up, volume down to select? 348 00:12:56,234 --> 00:12:58,111 Why is one category "Display/Audio"? 349 00:12:58,236 --> 00:12:59,529 That's just describing a television. 350 00:12:59,570 --> 00:13:01,614 Here, let Gen X show you how it's done. 351 00:13:04,701 --> 00:13:06,286 What the hell are they doing? 352 00:13:06,369 --> 00:13:08,871 Guys? What's Buzz Aldrin hiding behind his back? 353 00:13:08,913 --> 00:13:10,456 Is that a baby? 354 00:13:10,581 --> 00:13:12,625 Coffey: You think America spent 25 billion 355 00:13:12,750 --> 00:13:15,295 so three dads could joyride on a Moon rover? 356 00:13:15,378 --> 00:13:16,796 It was about colonization. 357 00:13:16,921 --> 00:13:18,381 Oh! Oh! 358 00:13:18,464 --> 00:13:20,967 Let's all agree that not every truth "sets you free." 359 00:13:21,092 --> 00:13:22,885 Like the truth that there's a hamster ball rolling 360 00:13:22,969 --> 00:13:24,887 around the Moon with a mummified baby in it. 361 00:13:24,971 --> 00:13:26,889 Why are you looking at me like I'm not telling you everything? 362 00:13:26,973 --> 00:13:30,143 Because you don't try to steal information you already have. 363 00:13:30,268 --> 00:13:33,062 Enhance. Enhance. No, no, dehance. 364 00:13:33,104 --> 00:13:34,731 Lefthance. Uphance. Uphance again. 365 00:13:34,772 --> 00:13:36,649 Stophance. No need to scan that. 366 00:13:36,733 --> 00:13:38,318 All you're gonna find is the price of the baby. 367 00:13:38,401 --> 00:13:39,986 I got it. It says "Adam," 368 00:13:40,111 --> 00:13:43,072 and then there's a frequency. This is telemetry data. 369 00:13:43,156 --> 00:13:44,574 [ Gasps ] This signal is moving. 370 00:13:44,657 --> 00:13:46,242 It's a skeleton in a ball. 371 00:13:46,326 --> 00:13:48,161 They roll. This is walking. 372 00:13:48,244 --> 00:13:49,662 Adam is alive. 373 00:13:49,787 --> 00:13:51,247 Okay, okay! Yes, he's alive! 374 00:13:51,331 --> 00:13:53,082 He's a superhuman freak bred for the moon! 375 00:13:53,124 --> 00:13:55,418 We thought he'd die on his own, but now every country 376 00:13:55,460 --> 00:13:56,919 and their mother is planning a Moon mission, 377 00:13:57,003 --> 00:13:58,921 and we can't let him fall into the wrong hands. 378 00:13:59,005 --> 00:14:02,175 You think I'm gonna let you murder your own dirty secret? 379 00:14:02,300 --> 00:14:03,760 I'm gonna go rescue his ass, 380 00:14:03,843 --> 00:14:05,428 then we'll see who has dirt on who. 381 00:14:05,470 --> 00:14:06,929 Pssh, good luck, 382 00:14:06,971 --> 00:14:08,765 our kill squad's already on the way to the Moon, 383 00:14:08,848 --> 00:14:11,434 and you just gave us the targeting data we needed. 384 00:14:11,517 --> 00:14:13,603 Camera in my button. Pretty basic spy stuff. 385 00:14:13,644 --> 00:14:16,022 No, don't make me sleep. My dreams are so scary! Fu... 386 00:14:16,105 --> 00:14:18,358 - Sir, what do they have on you? - It doesn't matter. 387 00:14:18,483 --> 00:14:20,026 We gotta get to the moon before they do. 388 00:14:20,109 --> 00:14:21,694 How? NASA could be compromised. 389 00:14:21,819 --> 00:14:23,946 I don't need NASA to go to the Moon. 390 00:14:24,030 --> 00:14:25,698 I've... got a guy. 391 00:14:25,823 --> 00:14:27,450 I'll bring it back in one piece. 392 00:14:27,492 --> 00:14:29,452 Eh, keep it. I built it during a blackout. 393 00:14:29,494 --> 00:14:30,953 It's basically "found spacecraft." 394 00:14:31,037 --> 00:14:32,455 Thanks, Rick, Morty. 395 00:14:32,538 --> 00:14:33,956 Sorry for all the times I tried to kill you 396 00:14:34,040 --> 00:14:35,375 in your own adventures. 397 00:14:35,458 --> 00:14:37,043 We're cool. Eh, water under the bridge. 398 00:14:37,168 --> 00:14:39,379 All right, well, later, nerds. 399 00:14:43,216 --> 00:14:45,301 Wow, they spin off so fast. 400 00:14:45,343 --> 00:14:47,553 I give it ten episodes. Damn! Shots fired! 401 00:14:47,637 --> 00:14:50,390 Hey, we ain't exactly evergreen ourselves, buddy. 402 00:14:50,473 --> 00:14:53,309 Now come help me "moooove through the multiverse" 403 00:14:53,351 --> 00:14:59,148 and whoa, oooh... 404 00:14:59,232 --> 00:15:01,401 ♪ 405 00:15:01,484 --> 00:15:03,486 Why did I get the back seat? Oh, my God. 406 00:15:03,569 --> 00:15:05,655 Is that why you've been silently stewing? 407 00:15:05,738 --> 00:15:07,407 Here. 408 00:15:08,699 --> 00:15:11,702 Okay, you made your point. Move me back. 409 00:15:13,704 --> 00:15:15,081 Don't be a dick. Can't hear you. 410 00:15:15,164 --> 00:15:17,417 Quiet down, you two! There's a ship up ahead. 411 00:15:17,542 --> 00:15:20,545 S.S. Assassination? You think that's them? 412 00:15:22,922 --> 00:15:24,507 All right, let me get up alongside them. 413 00:15:24,590 --> 00:15:27,343 What are we gonna do? Watch and learn. 414 00:15:29,387 --> 00:15:32,014 [ Men scream ] 415 00:15:32,557 --> 00:15:34,892 Great work, sir. I have my moments. 416 00:15:38,771 --> 00:15:40,523 Adam's signal is in that biodome. 417 00:15:40,606 --> 00:15:42,191 Also, holy shit, I'm on the Moon. 418 00:15:42,275 --> 00:15:44,068 Keep it in your pants, Banks. 419 00:15:50,783 --> 00:15:54,287 Whoa. This wall was made with rocket casings from Apollo 14. 420 00:15:54,412 --> 00:15:56,622 Incredibly resourceful for a baby. 421 00:15:56,706 --> 00:15:58,958 You do realize babies turn into people, right? 422 00:15:59,041 --> 00:16:01,878 Either way, to do this entirely by yourself... 423 00:16:01,961 --> 00:16:03,296 Maybe not entirely. 424 00:16:03,421 --> 00:16:04,964 They kept sending up super-babies? 425 00:16:05,047 --> 00:16:07,884 No wonder the CIA wanted to wipe this place out. 426 00:16:09,594 --> 00:16:11,721 Why does it smell like a gym locker? 427 00:16:11,762 --> 00:16:14,474 Well, I have a theory. There's jizz everywhere. 428 00:16:14,599 --> 00:16:16,476 Whoa. Hey, let's not judge. 429 00:16:16,601 --> 00:16:18,478 The guy's been isolated on the Moon for 60 years. 430 00:16:18,603 --> 00:16:20,062 But why is it on the ceiling? 431 00:16:20,146 --> 00:16:24,233 Adam: Ask not why I came all over the room you're in. 432 00:16:24,275 --> 00:16:27,403 Ask why you're in my cum room. 433 00:16:27,487 --> 00:16:29,322 - Are you doing a JFK thing? - Of course. 434 00:16:29,447 --> 00:16:31,073 I look like him, don't you think? 435 00:16:31,157 --> 00:16:33,784 Except my body is mostly lungs to help me breathe up here. 436 00:16:34,952 --> 00:16:37,246 Look, Moon Baby, we've come to rescue you and take you home. 437 00:16:37,330 --> 00:16:40,917 You mean, I can finally be crowned President of Eur-eth? 438 00:16:41,000 --> 00:16:43,419 What? The thing that my father and LBJ 439 00:16:43,503 --> 00:16:45,254 and the White House always wanted. 440 00:16:45,296 --> 00:16:47,256 Here, I watch this every day. 441 00:16:47,298 --> 00:16:49,091 Dear son, by the time you see this, 442 00:16:49,175 --> 00:16:50,927 I will be very old and doing many, 443 00:16:51,010 --> 00:16:54,096 many parades a day in Texas, my favorite place. 444 00:16:54,180 --> 00:16:56,682 But I wanted you to know that I love the CIA 445 00:16:56,766 --> 00:16:58,267 and we put you up there together. 446 00:16:58,351 --> 00:17:01,020 What the hell? I made you to protect my DNA, 447 00:17:01,103 --> 00:17:03,689 so that one day my super-spawn could come back 448 00:17:03,773 --> 00:17:05,441 and be president of everything. 449 00:17:05,525 --> 00:17:06,943 You were born special, Adam. 450 00:17:06,984 --> 00:17:08,861 And me and the CIA and White House 451 00:17:08,986 --> 00:17:11,280 will always love you, forever. 452 00:17:11,364 --> 00:17:13,366 Well that's depressing. 453 00:17:13,449 --> 00:17:14,951 Why? Because I'm the President. 454 00:17:14,992 --> 00:17:16,786 I came up here to get dirt on the CIA, 455 00:17:16,827 --> 00:17:18,955 not see my entire office in bed with them. 456 00:17:18,996 --> 00:17:21,207 Wait. Are you Clin-ton, 457 00:17:21,290 --> 00:17:23,626 the president who stopped sending me moon babies? 458 00:17:23,709 --> 00:17:26,212 No, I'm not Clinton! And where are those moon babies? 459 00:17:26,337 --> 00:17:28,130 Hmm. Mm, ask me again, 460 00:17:28,214 --> 00:17:31,384 except ask "how they are" instead of "where." 461 00:17:31,509 --> 00:17:33,135 - How are-- - Delicious! 462 00:17:33,219 --> 00:17:35,054 Ohh. Pretty sure he ate the babies! 463 00:17:35,179 --> 00:17:38,641 When I serve myself, I serve the American people. 464 00:17:38,724 --> 00:17:40,643 That is the job of a president. 465 00:17:40,726 --> 00:17:43,479 Okay, I get it. I was thinking problematically. 466 00:17:43,521 --> 00:17:44,730 This isn't about you! 467 00:17:44,814 --> 00:17:47,316 It's about me reclaiming my legacy! 468 00:17:47,400 --> 00:17:48,985 Thanks for the spaceship! 469 00:17:49,068 --> 00:17:50,987 If not us, who? If not us, who? 470 00:17:51,028 --> 00:17:52,655 [ Laughs ] Fatherbots! 471 00:17:52,697 --> 00:17:54,574 Shit. Take cover! 472 00:17:54,699 --> 00:17:58,077 Enjoy the gravity! [ Cackling ] 473 00:17:59,412 --> 00:18:01,581 [ Grunting ] 474 00:18:01,706 --> 00:18:02,999 Shit, shit, shit! 475 00:18:03,082 --> 00:18:04,667 He's going for the ship, he's hungry for people, 476 00:18:04,750 --> 00:18:06,002 and he's a triple Leo. 477 00:18:06,043 --> 00:18:07,670 Well, that explains the theatrics. 478 00:18:07,712 --> 00:18:10,089 Banks, can you hack in and reverse the gravity? 479 00:18:10,214 --> 00:18:11,757 This is property of the White House. 480 00:18:11,841 --> 00:18:13,676 My safety protocols won't allow it! 481 00:18:13,718 --> 00:18:15,428 Can't you override them? Okay, okay. 482 00:18:15,553 --> 00:18:17,763 Remember-- my safe word is "Nutter Bar." 483 00:18:18,598 --> 00:18:20,766 Okay, I have no more restrictions. 484 00:18:20,850 --> 00:18:22,518 Or empathy... I don't like this. 485 00:18:22,602 --> 00:18:24,604 I'm going after Adam! O'Doyle, cover me! 486 00:18:24,687 --> 00:18:26,606 Yes, sir. Aah! 487 00:18:28,190 --> 00:18:30,860 Aah! Banks, can you tweak these gravity settings? 488 00:18:30,943 --> 00:18:32,945 There's nothing I can't tweak. 489 00:18:33,070 --> 00:18:35,281 No! Goddammit! 490 00:18:35,364 --> 00:18:38,200 There's only one president here! 491 00:18:38,284 --> 00:18:40,745 And his name is Moon Baby! 492 00:18:41,704 --> 00:18:43,456 Semen doesn't make presidents, Adam. 493 00:18:43,581 --> 00:18:45,541 The people do. People make semen. 494 00:18:45,625 --> 00:18:47,918 Where did you learn to argue? The Moon! 495 00:18:49,712 --> 00:18:51,380 Aah! What the hell, Banks? 496 00:18:51,464 --> 00:18:53,132 You gonna shoot or... 497 00:18:55,635 --> 00:18:57,053 Buckle up, buttercup! 498 00:18:57,094 --> 00:18:59,138 Whoa! Aah! 499 00:19:02,933 --> 00:19:05,311 Whoa. Final boss. [ Groans ] 500 00:19:05,394 --> 00:19:07,563 [ Both grunting ] 501 00:19:16,614 --> 00:19:17,990 Ah, shit! 502 00:19:18,074 --> 00:19:19,116 [ Roars ] 503 00:19:20,660 --> 00:19:22,244 Shit. I can't penetrate it. 504 00:19:22,286 --> 00:19:23,996 That's what he said. I'm gonna use gravity 505 00:19:24,080 --> 00:19:25,581 to increase your gun's muzzle velocity. 506 00:19:25,665 --> 00:19:27,500 Shoot when I tell you to. Wait, what? Waah! 507 00:19:27,583 --> 00:19:29,502 Shoot now! 508 00:19:29,585 --> 00:19:31,629 Agh! [ Groans ] 509 00:19:33,839 --> 00:19:35,675 Eat my dick, Medibot! 510 00:19:35,800 --> 00:19:37,843 A little help here, Banks. Whee! 511 00:19:37,927 --> 00:19:39,762 Wait, what are you doing? Going back to Earth, 512 00:19:39,804 --> 00:19:41,681 zeroing out all bank accounts to incite anarchy, 513 00:19:41,806 --> 00:19:43,432 and ruling the rubble as a goddess. 514 00:19:43,516 --> 00:19:45,101 Bye! Banks, stop! 515 00:19:45,142 --> 00:19:46,519 [ Grunts ] 516 00:19:46,602 --> 00:19:48,354 Nutter Bar! Ohh... 517 00:19:48,479 --> 00:19:50,272 Oxidation protocol, activated. 518 00:19:50,356 --> 00:19:53,150 Now allowing fire in the vacuum of space. 519 00:19:57,488 --> 00:19:59,031 Hey, hey, get off! 520 00:19:59,115 --> 00:20:01,117 [ Gasping ] 521 00:20:01,200 --> 00:20:02,785 Can't... breathe! 522 00:20:02,868 --> 00:20:05,454 There he is, the man I voted for! Whee! 523 00:20:05,496 --> 00:20:07,957 Banks! [ Giggling ] 524 00:20:08,040 --> 00:20:09,709 What was that safe word to snap her out of it? 525 00:20:09,792 --> 00:20:11,711 Nibble bits! Nelly butt! New Balance! 526 00:20:11,794 --> 00:20:13,462 Newt Gingrich! Moon man! 527 00:20:13,504 --> 00:20:16,132 Why are you pitching? Nutter Bar! Fucking Nutter Bar! 528 00:20:16,215 --> 00:20:18,718 Sorry, sorry, sorry. 529 00:20:19,385 --> 00:20:21,804 Agh! Damn it! Sir, what are you gonna do? 530 00:20:21,846 --> 00:20:23,639 The CIA has all the chips here. 531 00:20:23,723 --> 00:20:25,307 How can we keep them from exposing 532 00:20:25,349 --> 00:20:26,809 whatever they have on you? 533 00:20:26,851 --> 00:20:29,729 Leave it to me, Banks. I know exactly what to do. 534 00:20:29,812 --> 00:20:31,647 [ Reporters clamoring ] 535 00:20:31,731 --> 00:20:33,482 Mr. President, why were you in space? 536 00:20:33,524 --> 00:20:34,984 Because of secret Moon stuff. 537 00:20:35,067 --> 00:20:37,403 But I have a much more important secret to share. 538 00:20:37,486 --> 00:20:38,988 [ Clears throat ] Last year, 539 00:20:39,071 --> 00:20:40,990 I was working out in the White House gym. 540 00:20:41,073 --> 00:20:44,326 a gym I was unaware had active security cameras. 541 00:20:44,410 --> 00:20:46,495 I was doing an intense set of crunches, 542 00:20:46,579 --> 00:20:48,164 and I shit my pants. 543 00:20:48,247 --> 00:20:50,082 [ Reporters clamoring ] My trainer didn't see it. 544 00:20:50,207 --> 00:20:52,168 He had just gone to grab our Postmates. 545 00:20:52,209 --> 00:20:54,503 I panicked. I threw my underwear in the trash bin. 546 00:20:54,587 --> 00:20:57,673 I wiped my ass with a gym towel, and I kept working out. 547 00:20:57,757 --> 00:21:00,426 I did not wash my hands. Oh, my God. 548 00:21:00,509 --> 00:21:02,011 I touched a lot of equipment. 549 00:21:02,052 --> 00:21:04,180 I didn't have shit on my hands, but it was still... 550 00:21:04,221 --> 00:21:06,682 disgusting. I put the health of everyone 551 00:21:06,766 --> 00:21:08,601 who touched the StairMaster at risk. 552 00:21:08,726 --> 00:21:11,771 The Office of the President is the most important office... 553 00:21:11,854 --> 00:21:13,856 of the most powerful nation on this planet. 554 00:21:13,939 --> 00:21:16,442 If I use that power to protect my own interests, 555 00:21:16,567 --> 00:21:19,695 I will fail to protect what matters most-- the people. 556 00:21:19,737 --> 00:21:22,448 God bless America, and don't work out if you're hungover. 557 00:21:22,531 --> 00:21:24,450 Goodbye. Reporter: What color was the towel, sir?! 558 00:21:24,533 --> 00:21:25,701 What color was the towel?! 559 00:21:25,785 --> 00:21:27,453 Sir, that was incredible. 560 00:21:27,536 --> 00:21:28,954 Banks, that kind of low bar 561 00:21:29,038 --> 00:21:31,707 is exactly what I need in my closest advisor. 562 00:21:31,749 --> 00:21:33,292 What do you say, kid? 563 00:21:33,375 --> 00:21:36,212 After what I saw today, I'd be honored, Mr. President. 564 00:21:36,295 --> 00:21:38,798 Uh-huh. Let's see how you feel after tomorrow. 565 00:21:38,923 --> 00:21:41,884 [ "Have You Ever Seen the Rain?" 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