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[ Reporters conversing
indistinctly ]
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Press: What's your source?
Press #2: What's your source?
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[ Camera shutters clicking ]
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[ Clears throat ]
My fellow Americans,
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as many of you know,
I killed Paul Bunyan today.
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[ Reporters clamoring ]
I'll take questions in a moment.
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Paul James Bunyan
was a frontier folk hero
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turned modern nightmare.
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He used his legendary size
and status to disguise
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a 30-year spree of murder,
arson, and cannibalism.
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As leader of the nation
that Bunyan helped build
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and as the man
who took off his head
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with an obsidian boomerang,
I'll say this much
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to anyone who thinks
they're taller than the law--
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Timber, bitch. Questions?
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[ Reporters clamoring ]
Stuckey.
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The New York Times
recently accused you
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of using taxpayer dollars
to play Batman.
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The Times can ask Paul Bunyan
if I was playing. Munson.
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How do you respond
to People Magazine
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calling you the President
with the greatest voice?
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♪ I can neither confirm
nor denyyyy! ♪
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[ Reporters groaning ]
Good looking redhead in front.
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Oh. Uh-- Do you think
killing Paul Bunyan
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will hurt
your approval rating?
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I think the families
of the people he was eating
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will approve.
Others will disapprove,
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like people who print menus
for pancake restaurants.
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Look, folks, I took an oath
to protect the People.
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Sometimes that means I won't
get likes and subscribes.
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If you don't like it,
all I can offer
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is an emoji of a dinner plate
and an emoji of my ass.
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[ Reporters scoff ]
Thank you and God bless America.
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[ Reporters clamoring ]
Bluebird bound for Oval.
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Ma'am. Please stay
ten feet back.
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Oh, I'm Banks,
I'm the new Chief of Staff.
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I don't know that.
Ohh.
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Special Agent O'Doyle.
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You run things by the book
when you're not being booked.
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Ugh, felon much?
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Those charges
were dropped.
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It's not murder
to finish a ghost's business.
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And waving a hologram of me
when I was three pounds heavier
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does not give you clearance.
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I've been cleared to come into
the United States Press Room.
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How could I be here
and not be who I say I am?
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You could be a dopplegobble.
That's a hybrid of doppleganger
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and a--
I know what a dopplegobble is.
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O'Doyle,
what are you doing?
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Possible dopplegobble.
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There is no possible
dopplegobble.
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Sir, I'm Chief of Staff
Rho Banks.
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You might wanna curb Agent Bro
before he shoots me.
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Hey! Not in front of press.
All of this is off the record.
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That's not how that works.
You have to say
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something's off the record
before it happens.
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What are you,
Professor Record?
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Steve, why are you
checking to see
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if your name is
Professor Record?
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Some kind of creature attacked
me in the Press Bathroom!
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[ Screeching,
reporters screaming ]
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Dopplegobble!
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Everyone, stay back.
Swapping ammo.
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Shape-Hold.
Shape held.
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Swapping again. Mentos.
Cover your mouths.
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Well, ma'am,
I guess that clears you.
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Dopplegobbles are solitary--
I know they're solitary hunters!
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Okay, put that shit
on the record.
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♪
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♪
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♪
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♪
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Okay, o-okay-- now unlearn
Polish and learn origami.
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Oh, and the screenplay
for RoboCop!
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O'Doyle!
What-- What do you think??
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I think she's
an unregulated synthetic.
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"Well, give the man
a hand!"
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Origami RoboCop!
She can do anything!
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Shut yourself down.
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[ Imitating beeping ]
Byuuu... Byuuup.
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Doesn't work like that.
And I'm not a "synthetic."
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My brain has just been maximized
for neural plasticity.
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[ Gasps ]
Sounds so organic.
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Sorry, O'Doyle's
half leprechaun,
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so he's wary of deception,
magic, et cetera.
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Don't leprechauns
like those things?
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So you've literally hired
my mother--
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Sir, maybe we should go over
your schedule for today?
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You've got
that trade meeting--
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Hey, you can
learn karate, right?
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Actually, better question--
If we intercepted
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one of those
giant Japanese monsters...
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Kaijus.
...if we intercepted a kaiju,
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could we put a helmet on it and
have you hack into its brain?
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Then we'd have
our own kaiju.
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That would be a violation
of international law.
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Oh, god, you're one
of those legal people?
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Oh, god, you're not?
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[ Knock on door ]
Yes, Janice?
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Sir, an almost handsome man
from the CIA is here to see you.
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Shit.
Do not let him provoke you.
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Don't mention the names
of anyone you hold dear.
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You're afraid of the CIA?
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They killed Kennedy,
they Nixon'd Nixon,
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and I think they stole
one of Carter's fingers.
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Don't send him in,
Janice.
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Nah, nah, send him in.
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Hi there, Mister Presi--
Gun! Gun! I've got a gun!
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Come on, man,
you gotta be faster than that.
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Oh, by the way, I'm not from
the CIA. The CIA doesn't exist.
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Or does it.
Ugh.
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Oh. It's this week's
new Chief of Staff.
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No intro neccessito,
I've read your file.
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Targeting Officer
Jack Coffey.
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Bluff called,
she really reads the files!
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[Coughs] Loser.
So what's your gimmick?
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Gotta have
an action hero gimmick
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or this manchild
wouldn't hire you.
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Like this guy.
You know he never lies?
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I'll show you. You gay?
He can't answer.
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Cuz of the Kinsey scale.
We're all a little [Blabbers]
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Except me. I'm lying.
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What do you want,
you fuckin' sociopath?
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Glad you asked.
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This, as you know,
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is a hockey puck with
a hologram of the country in it.
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Thought you might like it.
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Plus it came with this
cool telescoping pointer.
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Uh-oh, handheld apparatus
exceeds the eighteen-inch limit.
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You have been detained
by Secret Service.
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Please! I don't want to die!
That's my one weakness!
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Do you know what it's like
to work for people
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so deceptive they can
train you to cry on cue?!
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Why are you here?
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I dunno,
we just love Presidents.
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Bomb AI voice: Bomb. Bomb.
Bomb. Bomb. Bomb.
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Bomb. Bomb. Bomb.
Shit! Move, move, move!
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Evacuate West Wing!
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Really?
First day of work?!
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Bomb. Fake bomb--
sound off.
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Fake bomb-- vibrate.
Fake bomb-- gentle beats.
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[ Calm music playing ]
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[ Beeping ]
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Yuck. Carter germs.
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Goddammit! I can't believe
we fell for that!
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[ Gasps ] He went down
FDR's fireside shaft!
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O'Doyle, can you scan his aura?
He went north.
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He tends to micromanage, but
he'd probably be a good dad
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if he stopped
getting in his own way.
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Okay let's chase him,
not humanize him.
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Sir, how do I report this
exactly?
You don't.
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But none of this
is in the Constitution!
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Neither is your mama, but you
did what she told you, right?
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Gun.
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Revise that.
Hologram of a gun.
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That wasn't me lying.
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The hologram was a lie.
We get it.
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Bomb AI voice: You, with a gun.
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You, not masturbating
in a Zoom meeting.
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You, proudly attending
a school play.
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Coulda been a good dad?
I said probably.
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He took something
from the tape vault,
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he's headed for the exit,
and he fears rejection.
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Who craves rejection?
Let's go!
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♪
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Dammit!
And he took the fastest one!
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Uh, what about
one of those?
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Curtis: That's Reagan's
experimental vehicle bay,
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but it's locked with a facial
scanner that thinks I'm Mr. T.
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Fortunately it's using
1980s-era encryption.
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I should be able to patch in.
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Go left! Right! Go right!
Hold, hold!
No, no! Up, up! Hold, hold!
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Very helpful.
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Got it.
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KITT: Come on, Ronald. Let's go
teach gangs how to breakdance.
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The car doesn't really talk.
Those are recordings.
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There is no such thing
as AIDS.
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I'm not making it
say that.
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What are you doing?
Ram him.
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Ram him? We're in a car,
he's in a wheelchair.
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It's a stolen wheelchair!
It is still punching down!
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Okay, now
it's punching up.
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Aah!
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[ Groans ]
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You get him,
I'll get the tape!
Yes, ma'am.
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Impact detected.
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Planting evidence
to avoid liability.
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Are you running at my speed
to make me feel better?
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Did it work?
Go!
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[ Barking ]
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Hey! Bad dog!
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Actually, wait.
I'm the problem!
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All your bad behaviors are
because I'm a lazy,
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undisciplined owner!
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[ Whines ]
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- Ah!
- Shit!
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He's jigging! We need to
get the hell out of here!
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[ Sobbing ]
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I'm so sorry, sir.
I let you down.
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You did not. Breathe.
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♪ O Danny boy ♪
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♪ The pipes, the pipes are-- ♪
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Excuse me.
Are you the President?
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No, I'm a lookalike.
I do mattress commercials.
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Oh! You're lucky, he's
a handsome man to look like.
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Well, bless your heart.
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Got it! Don't know
what it is but I got it!
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Can we do a selfie?
You better believe it.
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Um, sir?
I'm glad you're
really not him.
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A lot of his policies
concern me,
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and I don't love
that he's divorced.
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Yeah, well,
stick that up your ass.
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Sir, why are there two tapes
of the first Moon landing?
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And why is one
labeled "real"?
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Because they're
both real?
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Eh, I tried.
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This is
the Moon landing
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the world watched live
in 1969,
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and it was all very real.
Oh, thank Christ.
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And this is the Moon landing
that was produced as a backup.
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"Backup"?
You know, in case
Armstrong landed on the Moon
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and said, "God is dead,"
or even worse,
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"God is alive."
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One small step for man--
Man: Cut!
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The line is "a man."
That's what I said.
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Then you mumbled it.
Back to "one."
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It was shot during
LBJ's administration
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by Stanley Kubrick.
Hey, you can't talk
to me like that.
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Yeah, I can. Think about it,
you're in a fake Moon landing.
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You really think they're
gonna let you live?
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How you feeling?
Frightened?
[ Hyperventilating ]
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Struggling to breathe?
Cosmically insignificant?
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Good. Now put film
in the camera.
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- Whoa, so cool.
- Did you see that?
- Amazing.
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Unfortunately, it cost twice as
much as the real Moon landing,
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and 20 people died
making it.
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Jesus.
Mostly writers, but, yeah.
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It's good the CIA
didn't get this tape,
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but they home invaded
the White House today.
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We need to expose them.
241
00:09:13,678 --> 00:09:15,555
No, we don't, because
we did something better.
242
00:09:15,680 --> 00:09:16,806
We embarrassed them.
243
00:09:16,890 --> 00:09:18,308
Exposure can be
very embarrassing.
244
00:09:18,391 --> 00:09:20,226
This administration
doesn't tattle, Banks.
245
00:09:20,351 --> 00:09:21,978
We're adults.
We fight ninjas.
246
00:09:22,020 --> 00:09:23,396
[ Knock on door ]
Mr. President,
247
00:09:23,521 --> 00:09:25,982
the CIA called
to say they're very sorry
248
00:09:26,024 --> 00:09:28,735
if you thought anything happened
today, because it didn't.
249
00:09:28,818 --> 00:09:32,155
They also wanted to remind
you they have something on you,
250
00:09:32,238 --> 00:09:34,657
and since you didn't let
them do this the easy way,
251
00:09:34,741 --> 00:09:37,243
you might as well just bring
the Moon footage to them.
252
00:09:37,327 --> 00:09:39,496
Would you like to go over this
before I eat it?
253
00:09:39,579 --> 00:09:41,247
I won't eat it
in front of you.
254
00:09:41,372 --> 00:09:44,834
It's a long note, and I
don't have the saliva I used to.
255
00:09:44,918 --> 00:09:46,586
Hi.
Thanks, Janice.
256
00:09:46,669 --> 00:09:48,505
Happy birth--
Ah, shit, she's gone.
257
00:09:48,588 --> 00:09:50,340
Are we not tattling
because we're adults
258
00:09:50,423 --> 00:09:52,008
or because we're
being blackmailed?
259
00:09:52,050 --> 00:09:53,426
More robo,
less cop, Banks.
260
00:09:53,510 --> 00:09:54,844
End your first day
on a win.
261
00:09:54,928 --> 00:09:56,513
That's good advice, sir.
I quit.
262
00:09:56,554 --> 00:09:58,431
Well, that's understandab--
Whaaa?
263
00:09:58,556 --> 00:10:00,100
What kind of
schmuck bait crap is this?
264
00:10:00,183 --> 00:10:01,601
You don't get to quit!
265
00:10:01,726 --> 00:10:03,436
I don't work for people
who only serve themselves.
266
00:10:03,520 --> 00:10:05,605
When I serve myself,
I serve the American people.
267
00:10:05,688 --> 00:10:07,273
That's the job
of a president.
268
00:10:07,357 --> 00:10:09,192
Oh, did you mean your
fraternity of dead White dudes
269
00:10:09,234 --> 00:10:10,860
whose security system
thinks you're here
270
00:10:10,944 --> 00:10:12,529
to steal Knight Rider's
hubcaps?
271
00:10:12,570 --> 00:10:15,198
Knight Rider was the name
of the show, not the car!
272
00:10:15,240 --> 00:10:17,117
Have fun selling out
your country to the CIA.
273
00:10:17,242 --> 00:10:18,618
Now you're fired.
I quit!
274
00:10:18,743 --> 00:10:20,370
Schmuck bait!
I don't know what that is!
275
00:10:20,453 --> 00:10:22,205
It's a term from broadcast
television development.
276
00:10:22,288 --> 00:10:24,040
I don't know
what that is!
277
00:10:24,124 --> 00:10:26,459
Yeah, but you pulled the phrase
Knight Rider out of your ass!
278
00:10:28,962 --> 00:10:30,463
That's a big box
for three rulers.
279
00:10:30,588 --> 00:10:32,715
[ Scoffs ] You want me to
carry three loose rulers
280
00:10:32,757 --> 00:10:33,967
out of the White House
281
00:10:34,050 --> 00:10:35,218
on the worst first day
of my life?
282
00:10:35,301 --> 00:10:36,803
But you like a bad day,
don't you?
283
00:10:36,886 --> 00:10:38,888
I can see from your aura
that you kind of get off
284
00:10:38,972 --> 00:10:40,640
on wallowing.
And I can tell
285
00:10:40,723 --> 00:10:42,725
from everything you say that
your mother left you in the tub
286
00:10:42,809 --> 00:10:44,060
until it got cold.
287
00:10:44,144 --> 00:10:46,062
She actually started
the water cold.
288
00:10:46,104 --> 00:10:47,730
He's missing.
289
00:10:47,772 --> 00:10:49,566
He's not even supposed
to leave the yard!
290
00:10:49,649 --> 00:10:51,901
I've checked the man cave,
the dude room, the bro tunnel,
291
00:10:51,985 --> 00:10:53,319
the testicle vestibule.
292
00:10:53,403 --> 00:10:54,737
So that's how
the divorce is going.
293
00:10:54,779 --> 00:10:56,239
Wait, do you think
this has something to do
294
00:10:56,322 --> 00:10:57,657
with the CIA
having dirt on him?
295
00:10:57,740 --> 00:10:59,826
[ Gasps ] Do you know
things I don't know?
296
00:10:59,909 --> 00:11:02,245
What, are you asking
for my help?
297
00:11:02,287 --> 00:11:09,669
Yyyyyyyy... eeeeeee...
298
00:11:15,466 --> 00:11:17,510
Man: Nothing beats
a carnival, does it?
299
00:11:17,635 --> 00:11:19,679
Except maybe an old man
feeding birds.
300
00:11:19,804 --> 00:11:22,182
I guess that's
why I joined the CIA.
301
00:11:22,265 --> 00:11:24,017
For the tropes.
Bird seed?
302
00:11:24,142 --> 00:11:25,602
No, I don't want your
damn bird seed.
303
00:11:25,685 --> 00:11:27,604
Where's the Moon footage,
Mr. President?
304
00:11:27,687 --> 00:11:29,355
Please tell me it
isn't in the Afro.
305
00:11:29,439 --> 00:11:30,773
We're derivative,
not regressive.
306
00:11:30,857 --> 00:11:33,359
I want confirmation
you'll destroy my file.
307
00:11:33,443 --> 00:11:36,196
I mean, you want me to drag
an icon into a trash bin
308
00:11:36,279 --> 00:11:38,114
and then pinkie swear
there aren't copies?
309
00:11:38,198 --> 00:11:40,200
It's like, okay, Boomer.
Coffey?
310
00:11:40,283 --> 00:11:41,618
Give me the film, Curtis.
311
00:11:41,659 --> 00:11:43,369
What are you gonna do,
shoot the President?
312
00:11:43,494 --> 00:11:45,121
Yeah, cuz that never happens
except to like 20% of you.
313
00:11:45,205 --> 00:11:46,623
Where is it?
What do you want with it?
314
00:11:46,706 --> 00:11:48,458
What's with the interview?
You writing a book
315
00:11:48,541 --> 00:11:50,293
about guys with
guns pointed at you?
Afro!
316
00:11:50,376 --> 00:11:52,212
Real bird seed!
Real gun!
317
00:11:52,337 --> 00:11:54,380
[ Both grunting ]
318
00:11:56,841 --> 00:11:58,551
[ Tires squeal ]
319
00:12:00,845 --> 00:12:02,388
What the f--
Shh.
320
00:12:02,472 --> 00:12:04,807
Sleep, you sleepy little
baby piece of shit.
321
00:12:04,891 --> 00:12:06,309
Oh, hi!
I'm only here
322
00:12:06,351 --> 00:12:07,727
because I thought
the CIA might kill you
323
00:12:07,810 --> 00:12:09,646
for that fake Moon landing tape,
and I was right.
324
00:12:09,687 --> 00:12:12,815
Uh, apparently not.
They left behind the fake tape.
325
00:12:12,899 --> 00:12:14,484
Wha?
326
00:12:14,525 --> 00:12:17,570
What's so special about
the real Moon landing, Coffey?
327
00:12:17,695 --> 00:12:18,905
Pfft.
328
00:12:18,988 --> 00:12:20,240
Wait, what's he doing?
329
00:12:20,365 --> 00:12:21,824
He's getting ready
to torture you.
330
00:12:21,908 --> 00:12:23,660
Jesus. I thought he
was a leprechaun.
331
00:12:23,701 --> 00:12:25,578
Why does he look like
a Russian porn director?
332
00:12:25,662 --> 00:12:27,997
You know he can't lie, right?
Makes him a great interrogator.
333
00:12:28,081 --> 00:12:31,251
O'Doyle, are you willing to give
Coffey a Colombian manicure?
334
00:12:31,334 --> 00:12:33,169
- Yes.
- And a Chernobyl circumcision?
335
00:12:33,253 --> 00:12:34,337
O'Doyle: Absolutely.
336
00:12:34,420 --> 00:12:36,256
How about
a Florida education?
337
00:12:36,381 --> 00:12:37,674
W-What's that?
What's it sound like?
338
00:12:37,715 --> 00:12:39,342
Okay, Jesus!
I'll tell you!
339
00:12:39,425 --> 00:12:41,427
There's information in
the original Moon tape
340
00:12:41,511 --> 00:12:42,845
that needs to go away.
341
00:12:42,929 --> 00:12:44,764
Bullshit. I've been over
all three hours of this,
342
00:12:44,889 --> 00:12:46,182
and there's nothing.
343
00:12:46,266 --> 00:12:47,517
'Cause you're watching
it in standard def.
344
00:12:47,600 --> 00:12:49,936
Switch to widescreen.
Settings, input.
345
00:12:50,019 --> 00:12:52,105
What is the difference between
display and form-- Hold on.
346
00:12:52,230 --> 00:12:53,690
Ugh! Why does it
keep going back?
347
00:12:53,773 --> 00:12:56,109
Menu to go up,
volume down to select?
348
00:12:56,234 --> 00:12:58,111
Why is one category
"Display/Audio"?
349
00:12:58,236 --> 00:12:59,529
That's just describing
a television.
350
00:12:59,570 --> 00:13:01,614
Here, let Gen X show you
how it's done.
351
00:13:04,701 --> 00:13:06,286
What the hell
are they doing?
352
00:13:06,369 --> 00:13:08,871
Guys? What's Buzz Aldrin
hiding behind his back?
353
00:13:08,913 --> 00:13:10,456
Is that a baby?
354
00:13:10,581 --> 00:13:12,625
Coffey: You think America
spent 25 billion
355
00:13:12,750 --> 00:13:15,295
so three dads could joyride
on a Moon rover?
356
00:13:15,378 --> 00:13:16,796
It was about colonization.
357
00:13:16,921 --> 00:13:18,381
Oh!
Oh!
358
00:13:18,464 --> 00:13:20,967
Let's all agree that not
every truth "sets you free."
359
00:13:21,092 --> 00:13:22,885
Like the truth that there's
a hamster ball rolling
360
00:13:22,969 --> 00:13:24,887
around the Moon
with a mummified baby in it.
361
00:13:24,971 --> 00:13:26,889
Why are you looking at me like
I'm not telling you everything?
362
00:13:26,973 --> 00:13:30,143
Because you don't try to steal
information you already have.
363
00:13:30,268 --> 00:13:33,062
Enhance. Enhance.
No, no, dehance.
364
00:13:33,104 --> 00:13:34,731
Lefthance. Uphance.
Uphance again.
365
00:13:34,772 --> 00:13:36,649
Stophance.
No need to scan that.
366
00:13:36,733 --> 00:13:38,318
All you're gonna find
is the price of the baby.
367
00:13:38,401 --> 00:13:39,986
I got it.
It says "Adam,"
368
00:13:40,111 --> 00:13:43,072
and then there's a frequency.
This is telemetry data.
369
00:13:43,156 --> 00:13:44,574
[ Gasps ] This signal
is moving.
370
00:13:44,657 --> 00:13:46,242
It's a skeleton in a ball.
371
00:13:46,326 --> 00:13:48,161
They roll.
This is walking.
372
00:13:48,244 --> 00:13:49,662
Adam is alive.
373
00:13:49,787 --> 00:13:51,247
Okay, okay!
Yes, he's alive!
374
00:13:51,331 --> 00:13:53,082
He's a superhuman freak
bred for the moon!
375
00:13:53,124 --> 00:13:55,418
We thought he'd die on his own,
but now every country
376
00:13:55,460 --> 00:13:56,919
and their mother
is planning a Moon mission,
377
00:13:57,003 --> 00:13:58,921
and we can't let him fall
into the wrong hands.
378
00:13:59,005 --> 00:14:02,175
You think I'm gonna let you
murder your own dirty secret?
379
00:14:02,300 --> 00:14:03,760
I'm gonna go
rescue his ass,
380
00:14:03,843 --> 00:14:05,428
then we'll see who
has dirt on who.
381
00:14:05,470 --> 00:14:06,929
Pssh, good luck,
382
00:14:06,971 --> 00:14:08,765
our kill squad's already
on the way to the Moon,
383
00:14:08,848 --> 00:14:11,434
and you just gave us
the targeting data we needed.
384
00:14:11,517 --> 00:14:13,603
Camera in my button.
Pretty basic spy stuff.
385
00:14:13,644 --> 00:14:16,022
No, don't make me sleep.
My dreams are so scary! Fu...
386
00:14:16,105 --> 00:14:18,358
- Sir, what do they have on you?
- It doesn't matter.
387
00:14:18,483 --> 00:14:20,026
We gotta get to the moon
before they do.
388
00:14:20,109 --> 00:14:21,694
How?
NASA could be compromised.
389
00:14:21,819 --> 00:14:23,946
I don't need NASA
to go to the Moon.
390
00:14:24,030 --> 00:14:25,698
I've... got a guy.
391
00:14:25,823 --> 00:14:27,450
I'll bring it back
in one piece.
392
00:14:27,492 --> 00:14:29,452
Eh, keep it.
I built it during a blackout.
393
00:14:29,494 --> 00:14:30,953
It's basically
"found spacecraft."
394
00:14:31,037 --> 00:14:32,455
Thanks, Rick, Morty.
395
00:14:32,538 --> 00:14:33,956
Sorry for all the times
I tried to kill you
396
00:14:34,040 --> 00:14:35,375
in your own adventures.
397
00:14:35,458 --> 00:14:37,043
We're cool.
Eh, water under the bridge.
398
00:14:37,168 --> 00:14:39,379
All right, well,
later, nerds.
399
00:14:43,216 --> 00:14:45,301
Wow, they spin off
so fast.
400
00:14:45,343 --> 00:14:47,553
I give it ten episodes.
Damn! Shots fired!
401
00:14:47,637 --> 00:14:50,390
Hey, we ain't exactly
evergreen ourselves, buddy.
402
00:14:50,473 --> 00:14:53,309
Now come help me
"moooove through the multiverse"
403
00:14:53,351 --> 00:14:59,148
and whoa, oooh...
404
00:14:59,232 --> 00:15:01,401
♪
405
00:15:01,484 --> 00:15:03,486
Why did I get the back seat?
Oh, my God.
406
00:15:03,569 --> 00:15:05,655
Is that why you've
been silently stewing?
407
00:15:05,738 --> 00:15:07,407
Here.
408
00:15:08,699 --> 00:15:11,702
Okay, you made your point.
Move me back.
409
00:15:13,704 --> 00:15:15,081
Don't be a dick.
Can't hear you.
410
00:15:15,164 --> 00:15:17,417
Quiet down, you two!
There's a ship up ahead.
411
00:15:17,542 --> 00:15:20,545
S.S. Assassination?
You think that's them?
412
00:15:22,922 --> 00:15:24,507
All right, let me get up
alongside them.
413
00:15:24,590 --> 00:15:27,343
What are we gonna do?
Watch and learn.
414
00:15:29,387 --> 00:15:32,014
[ Men scream ]
415
00:15:32,557 --> 00:15:34,892
Great work, sir.
I have my moments.
416
00:15:38,771 --> 00:15:40,523
Adam's signal is
in that biodome.
417
00:15:40,606 --> 00:15:42,191
Also, holy shit,
I'm on the Moon.
418
00:15:42,275 --> 00:15:44,068
Keep it in your pants,
Banks.
419
00:15:50,783 --> 00:15:54,287
Whoa. This wall was made with
rocket casings from Apollo 14.
420
00:15:54,412 --> 00:15:56,622
Incredibly resourceful
for a baby.
421
00:15:56,706 --> 00:15:58,958
You do realize babies
turn into people, right?
422
00:15:59,041 --> 00:16:01,878
Either way, to do this
entirely by yourself...
423
00:16:01,961 --> 00:16:03,296
Maybe not entirely.
424
00:16:03,421 --> 00:16:04,964
They kept sending
up super-babies?
425
00:16:05,047 --> 00:16:07,884
No wonder the CIA wanted
to wipe this place out.
426
00:16:09,594 --> 00:16:11,721
Why does it smell
like a gym locker?
427
00:16:11,762 --> 00:16:14,474
Well, I have a theory.
There's jizz everywhere.
428
00:16:14,599 --> 00:16:16,476
Whoa.
Hey, let's not judge.
429
00:16:16,601 --> 00:16:18,478
The guy's been isolated
on the Moon for 60 years.
430
00:16:18,603 --> 00:16:20,062
But why is it
on the ceiling?
431
00:16:20,146 --> 00:16:24,233
Adam: Ask not why I came
all over the room you're in.
432
00:16:24,275 --> 00:16:27,403
Ask why you're
in my cum room.
433
00:16:27,487 --> 00:16:29,322
- Are you doing a JFK thing?
- Of course.
434
00:16:29,447 --> 00:16:31,073
I look like him,
don't you think?
435
00:16:31,157 --> 00:16:33,784
Except my body is mostly lungs
to help me breathe up here.
436
00:16:34,952 --> 00:16:37,246
Look, Moon Baby, we've come
to rescue you and take you home.
437
00:16:37,330 --> 00:16:40,917
You mean, I can finally be
crowned President of Eur-eth?
438
00:16:41,000 --> 00:16:43,419
What?
The thing that
my father and LBJ
439
00:16:43,503 --> 00:16:45,254
and the White House
always wanted.
440
00:16:45,296 --> 00:16:47,256
Here, I watch this
every day.
441
00:16:47,298 --> 00:16:49,091
Dear son,
by the time you see this,
442
00:16:49,175 --> 00:16:50,927
I will be very old
and doing many,
443
00:16:51,010 --> 00:16:54,096
many parades a day in Texas,
my favorite place.
444
00:16:54,180 --> 00:16:56,682
But I wanted you to know
that I love the CIA
445
00:16:56,766 --> 00:16:58,267
and we put you
up there together.
446
00:16:58,351 --> 00:17:01,020
What the hell?
I made you to protect my DNA,
447
00:17:01,103 --> 00:17:03,689
so that one day my super-spawn
could come back
448
00:17:03,773 --> 00:17:05,441
and be president of everything.
449
00:17:05,525 --> 00:17:06,943
You were born special, Adam.
450
00:17:06,984 --> 00:17:08,861
And me
and the CIA and White House
451
00:17:08,986 --> 00:17:11,280
will always love you, forever.
452
00:17:11,364 --> 00:17:13,366
Well that's depressing.
453
00:17:13,449 --> 00:17:14,951
Why?
Because I'm the President.
454
00:17:14,992 --> 00:17:16,786
I came up here to get
dirt on the CIA,
455
00:17:16,827 --> 00:17:18,955
not see my entire office
in bed with them.
456
00:17:18,996 --> 00:17:21,207
Wait.
Are you Clin-ton,
457
00:17:21,290 --> 00:17:23,626
the president who stopped
sending me moon babies?
458
00:17:23,709 --> 00:17:26,212
No, I'm not Clinton!
And where are those moon babies?
459
00:17:26,337 --> 00:17:28,130
Hmm. Mm, ask me again,
460
00:17:28,214 --> 00:17:31,384
except ask "how they are"
instead of "where."
461
00:17:31,509 --> 00:17:33,135
- How are--
- Delicious!
462
00:17:33,219 --> 00:17:35,054
Ohh.
Pretty sure he ate
the babies!
463
00:17:35,179 --> 00:17:38,641
When I serve myself,
I serve the American people.
464
00:17:38,724 --> 00:17:40,643
That is the job of a president.
465
00:17:40,726 --> 00:17:43,479
Okay, I get it. I was
thinking problematically.
466
00:17:43,521 --> 00:17:44,730
This isn't about you!
467
00:17:44,814 --> 00:17:47,316
It's about me reclaiming
my legacy!
468
00:17:47,400 --> 00:17:48,985
Thanks for the spaceship!
469
00:17:49,068 --> 00:17:50,987
If not us, who?
If not us, who?
470
00:17:51,028 --> 00:17:52,655
[ Laughs ] Fatherbots!
471
00:17:52,697 --> 00:17:54,574
Shit. Take cover!
472
00:17:54,699 --> 00:17:58,077
Enjoy the gravity!
[ Cackling ]
473
00:17:59,412 --> 00:18:01,581
[ Grunting ]
474
00:18:01,706 --> 00:18:02,999
Shit, shit, shit!
475
00:18:03,082 --> 00:18:04,667
He's going for the ship,
he's hungry for people,
476
00:18:04,750 --> 00:18:06,002
and he's a triple Leo.
477
00:18:06,043 --> 00:18:07,670
Well, that explains
the theatrics.
478
00:18:07,712 --> 00:18:10,089
Banks, can you hack in
and reverse the gravity?
479
00:18:10,214 --> 00:18:11,757
This is property
of the White House.
480
00:18:11,841 --> 00:18:13,676
My safety protocols
won't allow it!
481
00:18:13,718 --> 00:18:15,428
Can't you override them?
Okay, okay.
482
00:18:15,553 --> 00:18:17,763
Remember-- my safe word
is "Nutter Bar."
483
00:18:18,598 --> 00:18:20,766
Okay, I have
no more restrictions.
484
00:18:20,850 --> 00:18:22,518
Or empathy...
I don't like this.
485
00:18:22,602 --> 00:18:24,604
I'm going after Adam!
O'Doyle, cover me!
486
00:18:24,687 --> 00:18:26,606
Yes, sir. Aah!
487
00:18:28,190 --> 00:18:30,860
Aah! Banks, can you tweak
these gravity settings?
488
00:18:30,943 --> 00:18:32,945
There's nothing
I can't tweak.
489
00:18:33,070 --> 00:18:35,281
No! Goddammit!
490
00:18:35,364 --> 00:18:38,200
There's only one
president here!
491
00:18:38,284 --> 00:18:40,745
And his name
is Moon Baby!
492
00:18:41,704 --> 00:18:43,456
Semen doesn't make
presidents, Adam.
493
00:18:43,581 --> 00:18:45,541
The people do.
People make semen.
494
00:18:45,625 --> 00:18:47,918
Where did you learn
to argue?
The Moon!
495
00:18:49,712 --> 00:18:51,380
Aah!
What the hell, Banks?
496
00:18:51,464 --> 00:18:53,132
You gonna shoot or...
497
00:18:55,635 --> 00:18:57,053
Buckle up, buttercup!
498
00:18:57,094 --> 00:18:59,138
Whoa! Aah!
499
00:19:02,933 --> 00:19:05,311
Whoa. Final boss.
[ Groans ]
500
00:19:05,394 --> 00:19:07,563
[ Both grunting ]
501
00:19:16,614 --> 00:19:17,990
Ah, shit!
502
00:19:18,074 --> 00:19:19,116
[ Roars ]
503
00:19:20,660 --> 00:19:22,244
Shit.
I can't penetrate it.
504
00:19:22,286 --> 00:19:23,996
That's what he said.
I'm gonna use gravity
505
00:19:24,080 --> 00:19:25,581
to increase your gun's
muzzle velocity.
506
00:19:25,665 --> 00:19:27,500
Shoot when I tell you to.
Wait, what? Waah!
507
00:19:27,583 --> 00:19:29,502
Shoot now!
508
00:19:29,585 --> 00:19:31,629
Agh! [ Groans ]
509
00:19:33,839 --> 00:19:35,675
Eat my dick, Medibot!
510
00:19:35,800 --> 00:19:37,843
A little help here, Banks.
Whee!
511
00:19:37,927 --> 00:19:39,762
Wait, what are you doing?
Going back to Earth,
512
00:19:39,804 --> 00:19:41,681
zeroing out all bank accounts
to incite anarchy,
513
00:19:41,806 --> 00:19:43,432
and ruling the rubble
as a goddess.
514
00:19:43,516 --> 00:19:45,101
Bye!
Banks, stop!
515
00:19:45,142 --> 00:19:46,519
[ Grunts ]
516
00:19:46,602 --> 00:19:48,354
Nutter Bar! Ohh...
517
00:19:48,479 --> 00:19:50,272
Oxidation protocol, activated.
518
00:19:50,356 --> 00:19:53,150
Now allowing fire
in the vacuum of space.
519
00:19:57,488 --> 00:19:59,031
Hey, hey, get off!
520
00:19:59,115 --> 00:20:01,117
[ Gasping ]
521
00:20:01,200 --> 00:20:02,785
Can't... breathe!
522
00:20:02,868 --> 00:20:05,454
There he is, the man
I voted for! Whee!
523
00:20:05,496 --> 00:20:07,957
Banks!
[ Giggling ]
524
00:20:08,040 --> 00:20:09,709
What was that safe word
to snap her out of it?
525
00:20:09,792 --> 00:20:11,711
Nibble bits! Nelly butt!
New Balance!
526
00:20:11,794 --> 00:20:13,462
Newt Gingrich!
Moon man!
527
00:20:13,504 --> 00:20:16,132
Why are you pitching?
Nutter Bar!
Fucking Nutter Bar!
528
00:20:16,215 --> 00:20:18,718
Sorry, sorry, sorry.
529
00:20:19,385 --> 00:20:21,804
Agh! Damn it!
Sir, what are you gonna do?
530
00:20:21,846 --> 00:20:23,639
The CIA has
all the chips here.
531
00:20:23,723 --> 00:20:25,307
How can we keep them
from exposing
532
00:20:25,349 --> 00:20:26,809
whatever they have on you?
533
00:20:26,851 --> 00:20:29,729
Leave it to me, Banks.
I know exactly what to do.
534
00:20:29,812 --> 00:20:31,647
[ Reporters clamoring ]
535
00:20:31,731 --> 00:20:33,482
Mr. President,
why were you in space?
536
00:20:33,524 --> 00:20:34,984
Because of secret
Moon stuff.
537
00:20:35,067 --> 00:20:37,403
But I have a much more
important secret to share.
538
00:20:37,486 --> 00:20:38,988
[ Clears throat ] Last year,
539
00:20:39,071 --> 00:20:40,990
I was working out
in the White House gym.
540
00:20:41,073 --> 00:20:44,326
a gym I was unaware
had active security cameras.
541
00:20:44,410 --> 00:20:46,495
I was doing an intense set
of crunches,
542
00:20:46,579 --> 00:20:48,164
and I shit my pants.
543
00:20:48,247 --> 00:20:50,082
[ Reporters clamoring ]
My trainer didn't see it.
544
00:20:50,207 --> 00:20:52,168
He had just gone to grab
our Postmates.
545
00:20:52,209 --> 00:20:54,503
I panicked. I threw my
underwear in the trash bin.
546
00:20:54,587 --> 00:20:57,673
I wiped my ass with a gym towel,
and I kept working out.
547
00:20:57,757 --> 00:21:00,426
I did not wash my hands.
Oh, my God.
548
00:21:00,509 --> 00:21:02,011
I touched a lot of equipment.
549
00:21:02,052 --> 00:21:04,180
I didn't have shit on my hands,
but it was still...
550
00:21:04,221 --> 00:21:06,682
disgusting.
I put the health of everyone
551
00:21:06,766 --> 00:21:08,601
who touched
the StairMaster at risk.
552
00:21:08,726 --> 00:21:11,771
The Office of the President is
the most important office...
553
00:21:11,854 --> 00:21:13,856
of the most powerful nation
on this planet.
554
00:21:13,939 --> 00:21:16,442
If I use that power
to protect my own interests,
555
00:21:16,567 --> 00:21:19,695
I will fail to protect
what matters most-- the people.
556
00:21:19,737 --> 00:21:22,448
God bless America, and don't
work out if you're hungover.
557
00:21:22,531 --> 00:21:24,450
Goodbye.
Reporter: What color
was the towel, sir?!
558
00:21:24,533 --> 00:21:25,701
What color
was the towel?!
559
00:21:25,785 --> 00:21:27,453
Sir, that was incredible.
560
00:21:27,536 --> 00:21:28,954
Banks, that kind
of low bar
561
00:21:29,038 --> 00:21:31,707
is exactly what I need
in my closest advisor.
562
00:21:31,749 --> 00:21:33,292
What do you say, kid?
563
00:21:33,375 --> 00:21:36,212
After what I saw today,
I'd be honored, Mr. President.
564
00:21:36,295 --> 00:21:38,798
Uh-huh. Let's see how
you feel after tomorrow.
565
00:21:38,923 --> 00:21:41,884
[ "Have You Ever Seen the Rain?"
Plays ]
566
00:21:41,967 --> 00:21:45,971
♪ Someone told me long ago ♪
567
00:21:46,055 --> 00:21:49,225
♪ There's a calm
before the storm ♪
568
00:21:49,308 --> 00:21:51,644
♪ I know ♪
569
00:21:51,727 --> 00:21:55,564
♪ It's been comin'
for some time ♪
570
00:21:55,648 --> 00:21:58,651
♪
571
00:21:58,734 --> 00:22:02,738
♪ When it's over, so they say ♪
572
00:22:02,780 --> 00:22:05,741
♪ It'll rain a sunny day ♪
573
00:22:05,825 --> 00:22:08,160
♪ I know ♪
574
00:22:08,244 --> 00:22:11,539
♪ Shinin' down like water ♪
575
00:22:11,580 --> 00:22:15,334
♪
576
00:22:15,459 --> 00:22:21,549
♪ I want to know,
have you ever seen the rain? ♪
577
00:22:21,590 --> 00:22:23,926
♪
578
00:22:24,009 --> 00:22:30,099
♪ I want to know,
have you ever seen the rain ♪
579
00:22:30,140 --> 00:22:31,934
♪
580
00:22:32,017 --> 00:22:36,021
♪ Comin' down on a sunny day? ♪
581
00:22:39,483 --> 00:22:46,490
♪
582
00:22:49,493 --> 00:22:56,500
♪
583
00:22:58,878 --> 00:23:00,462
Good girl, Boo-boo.
584
00:23:00,504 --> 00:23:01,797
Did you get any of that?
585
00:23:01,881 --> 00:23:04,800
♪