1 00:00:03,003 --> 00:00:05,088 I don't know how much clearer we can be. 2 00:00:05,172 --> 00:00:07,508 The Party doesn't care about you kicking Mothman 3 00:00:07,591 --> 00:00:08,967 into high-voltage fencing. 4 00:00:09,051 --> 00:00:10,511 Where's our infrastructure bill? 5 00:00:10,594 --> 00:00:12,262 Where's our Supreme Court stacking? 6 00:00:12,346 --> 00:00:15,265 Susan, come on, it's my job to eliminate fear. 7 00:00:15,349 --> 00:00:16,808 That piece of shit's been flying around, 8 00:00:16,892 --> 00:00:18,810 mothballing cheerleaders for decades. 9 00:00:18,894 --> 00:00:20,979 Andre, I know you don't think you work for The Party, 10 00:00:21,063 --> 00:00:23,774 but we sure as fuck don't work for you. 11 00:00:23,857 --> 00:00:26,443 Your job is to support our interests. 12 00:00:26,527 --> 00:00:27,611 Bye, Andre. 13 00:00:27,694 --> 00:00:29,488 Yeah okay, bye. 14 00:00:29,571 --> 00:00:31,323 Tony, set a meeting with The Party -- 15 00:00:31,406 --> 00:00:33,450 I'm starting to think we shouldn't support Curtis 16 00:00:33,534 --> 00:00:35,035 for re-election. 17 00:00:35,118 --> 00:00:36,662 Totally. He's a fluke one-termer. 18 00:00:36,745 --> 00:00:38,038 Did you hear that? 19 00:00:38,121 --> 00:00:39,706 You think he's still on the call? 20 00:00:39,790 --> 00:00:41,625 Quietly listening as insecurity sets in? 21 00:00:41,708 --> 00:00:43,293 Ugh. Well, that went well. 22 00:00:43,377 --> 00:00:45,796 Oh, my god, this is why I waved you out of the office. 23 00:00:45,879 --> 00:00:47,297 Sir, why didn't you tell me about that call? 24 00:00:47,381 --> 00:00:49,007 It's my job to help with Party drama. 25 00:00:49,091 --> 00:00:50,634 You think I give a shit about The Party? 26 00:00:50,717 --> 00:00:52,511 When you need to know something, you'll know. 27 00:00:52,594 --> 00:00:54,429 Like now. You should know I gotta piss. 28 00:00:56,765 --> 00:00:59,101 ♪ Mm, he's part robot, he's part cop ♪ 29 00:00:59,184 --> 00:01:01,687 Come see me. 30 00:01:01,770 --> 00:01:02,813 Hello? 31 00:01:04,897 --> 00:01:06,817 ♪ Detroit streets are safe as hell ♪ 32 00:01:06,900 --> 00:01:08,026 Are you afraid? 33 00:01:08,110 --> 00:01:09,861 You're weak. 34 00:01:09,945 --> 00:01:11,905 You have a little dick and balls. 35 00:01:13,115 --> 00:01:14,366 Shit. 36 00:01:15,784 --> 00:01:17,578 I'm just saying -- Seriously, Banks? 37 00:01:17,661 --> 00:01:19,580 Outside the bathroom? Well you walked away before. 38 00:01:19,663 --> 00:01:21,664 Gather the staff. We're going to Camp David. 39 00:01:21,748 --> 00:01:24,042 Camp David? You're taking a vacation now? 40 00:01:24,126 --> 00:01:26,420 We leave in twenty. Ugh. 41 00:01:26,503 --> 00:01:28,630 Don't ever stand around waiting for him, okay? 42 00:01:28,714 --> 00:01:31,174 That's my thing. How long were you behind me? 43 00:01:31,258 --> 00:01:34,011 If you're asking if I heard you fart, the answer is yes. 44 00:01:35,387 --> 00:01:38,640 Are you trying to fart again, what is wrong with you? 45 00:02:07,044 --> 00:02:09,463 "She can't touch you." Yeah no shit, Truman. 46 00:02:09,545 --> 00:02:10,922 "Always jerk off before you go," 47 00:02:11,006 --> 00:02:12,424 how is that advice, Clinton? 48 00:02:12,507 --> 00:02:13,717 Useless. 49 00:02:13,800 --> 00:02:15,469 Should I read that too? 50 00:02:15,552 --> 00:02:17,220 Oh, are you a President? 51 00:02:17,304 --> 00:02:18,889 Because it's a book passed down between Presidents. 52 00:02:18,972 --> 00:02:20,599 What are you, five? Just tell me what's going on. 53 00:02:20,682 --> 00:02:22,893 When summoned to Camp David, a President must undergo 54 00:02:22,976 --> 00:02:24,603 a test of mental will at the hands of 55 00:02:24,686 --> 00:02:26,438 an ancient witch named "David". 56 00:02:26,521 --> 00:02:28,774 We're coming here to mind duel with a witch? 57 00:02:28,857 --> 00:02:30,150 Not us, him. 58 00:02:30,233 --> 00:02:32,152 Alone, again. 59 00:02:32,235 --> 00:02:33,528 Solitarily. 60 00:02:33,612 --> 00:02:34,821 Oh, my god, guys, it's nothing. 61 00:02:34,905 --> 00:02:36,073 She can't even touch me. 62 00:02:36,156 --> 00:02:37,616 I just have to make it to sunrise 63 00:02:37,699 --> 00:02:39,034 without surrendering my kingdom. 64 00:02:39,117 --> 00:02:40,786 Uhh... She's ancient. 65 00:02:40,869 --> 00:02:42,412 The terminology hasn't aged well. 66 00:02:42,496 --> 00:02:44,247 Sir? 67 00:02:44,331 --> 00:02:45,415 We're here. 68 00:02:47,084 --> 00:02:48,793 I thought it was a test of mental will, 69 00:02:48,877 --> 00:02:50,796 why am I staring at his bare ass? Part of the ritual. 70 00:02:50,879 --> 00:02:52,589 Apparently the pact was made by Roosevelt, 71 00:02:52,673 --> 00:02:54,549 the wheelchair one not the mustache one. 72 00:02:54,633 --> 00:02:56,968 If you pass the test, she remains tethered here. 73 00:02:57,052 --> 00:02:58,887 Hey. You think he's gonna fire me? 74 00:02:58,970 --> 00:03:00,722 What? Curtis. I dunno... 75 00:03:00,806 --> 00:03:02,391 Feels like he's not telling me things on purpose. 76 00:03:02,474 --> 00:03:04,309 His job isn't to tell you shit. 77 00:03:04,393 --> 00:03:05,811 I've asked a lot about the witch 78 00:03:05,894 --> 00:03:07,145 and all he's told me is she's basically 79 00:03:07,229 --> 00:03:08,730 like a sexy roast comic. 80 00:03:08,814 --> 00:03:11,191 Nothing to fear. See you nerds after sunrise. 81 00:03:11,274 --> 00:03:12,317 So that's it? 82 00:03:12,401 --> 00:03:14,236 He just peaces out until morning? 83 00:03:14,319 --> 00:03:16,571 What do we do? We go to Camp. 84 00:03:23,412 --> 00:03:25,997 ♪ Wolf is howlin, my guy ♪ 85 00:03:27,040 --> 00:03:29,418 ♪ Kum bay ya ♪ 86 00:03:29,501 --> 00:03:30,377 Wow. 87 00:03:30,460 --> 00:03:31,628 I've never felt such an urge 88 00:03:31,712 --> 00:03:32,421 to give someone a swirly. 89 00:03:32,504 --> 00:03:34,089 Good luck. 90 00:03:34,172 --> 00:03:35,549 All the toilets here are eco-friendly since Obama. 91 00:03:35,632 --> 00:03:37,175 Ugh, here come The Lifers. 92 00:03:37,259 --> 00:03:38,218 "The Lifers"? 93 00:03:38,301 --> 00:03:39,803 Yeah, White House staffers 94 00:03:39,886 --> 00:03:41,346 who have worked for multiple administrations. 95 00:03:41,430 --> 00:03:42,472 You don't wanna hang with them, 96 00:03:42,555 --> 00:03:43,932 they hate presidents. 97 00:03:44,015 --> 00:03:45,809 What? That's insane, we work with Janice every day. 98 00:03:45,892 --> 00:03:47,227 Just trust me on this one. 99 00:03:47,310 --> 00:03:48,562 They're loyal to the White House, 100 00:03:48,645 --> 00:03:49,896 we're loyal to Curtis. 101 00:03:49,980 --> 00:03:51,356 It's oil and waddles. 102 00:03:51,440 --> 00:03:53,066 You mean "water"? Whatever, college. 103 00:03:53,150 --> 00:03:54,609 I'm gonna go sign up for the canoes 104 00:03:54,692 --> 00:03:56,236 before Chomps bogarts all the good shit. 105 00:03:57,738 --> 00:03:59,072 Hey what's up, guys. 106 00:03:59,156 --> 00:04:00,574 Janice, Chef Matteo, 107 00:04:00,657 --> 00:04:02,534 Michael in accounting, Chief Usher Cherri. 108 00:04:02,617 --> 00:04:04,494 Love the jacket. What are those stars? 109 00:04:04,578 --> 00:04:05,912 And an ice cream cone? 110 00:04:05,996 --> 00:04:07,497 Watch out guys, 111 00:04:07,581 --> 00:04:08,749 the new Temp's trying to make small talk. 112 00:04:08,832 --> 00:04:10,584 Temp. Dead Temp Walking. 113 00:04:10,667 --> 00:04:12,794 Okay you clearly know my name, I'm your boss. 114 00:04:12,878 --> 00:04:14,171 Yeah, for now. 115 00:04:14,254 --> 00:04:15,756 Look at those pictures. Look at 'em. 116 00:04:15,839 --> 00:04:17,673 Temps like you leech onto a president, 117 00:04:17,757 --> 00:04:19,843 then poof, who gives a shit. 118 00:04:19,926 --> 00:04:21,344 That's why we put go hard 119 00:04:21,428 --> 00:04:23,180 for the nonpartisan side of government, 120 00:04:23,263 --> 00:04:26,475 and let the manchilds rise and fall like the McRib. 121 00:04:26,558 --> 00:04:29,102 This is my eighteenth Camp David. 122 00:04:29,186 --> 00:04:30,645 Thirteenth. Twenty-second. 123 00:04:30,729 --> 00:04:32,689 Oh, you know me, I don't Camp and tell. 124 00:04:32,773 --> 00:04:34,649 Hey Cher, just signed us up for axe throwing. 125 00:04:34,733 --> 00:04:36,109 Let's go, pussies. 126 00:04:36,193 --> 00:04:37,444 Whoo-hoo. Oh, yeah. 127 00:04:37,527 --> 00:04:38,779 Enjoy it while you can, Temp. 128 00:04:38,862 --> 00:04:40,071 In your job, there's a good chance 129 00:04:40,155 --> 00:04:41,656 this is your last Camp David. 130 00:04:43,074 --> 00:04:44,451 Did I just get bullied? 131 00:04:44,534 --> 00:04:46,036 And did I like it? 132 00:04:51,124 --> 00:04:52,334 Oh, boy. 133 00:04:52,417 --> 00:04:53,877 Let the games begin. 134 00:04:55,670 --> 00:04:58,465 You've come to challenge me again? 135 00:04:58,548 --> 00:05:01,551 Well, I think you'll like my new form. 136 00:05:01,635 --> 00:05:03,762 Whoa...Oh... 137 00:05:03,845 --> 00:05:05,430 Oh, god. O-Okay. 138 00:05:05,514 --> 00:05:07,766 Did you skim an image of a naked woman from my mind 139 00:05:07,849 --> 00:05:10,018 and think, "This, but water balloon carnival game"? 140 00:05:10,101 --> 00:05:11,812 I mean you fully skipped the nipples. 141 00:05:11,895 --> 00:05:15,065 Are you ready to surrender your kingdom to me, Andre? 142 00:05:15,148 --> 00:05:18,026 Quit now, and release me from this pact. 143 00:05:18,109 --> 00:05:19,736 Eh, I think I'll just let you talk shit 144 00:05:19,820 --> 00:05:21,029 and make it to sunrise. 145 00:05:21,112 --> 00:05:22,572 Then you stay trapped here, 146 00:05:22,656 --> 00:05:24,366 and I'll go eat an omelet or something. 147 00:05:24,449 --> 00:05:28,119 Ugh, I know you're just gonna do the jump scare thing. 148 00:05:28,787 --> 00:05:31,456 Are you sure you don't want to kiss me? 149 00:05:31,540 --> 00:05:33,291 Surrender to it. 150 00:05:33,375 --> 00:05:35,043 You're mist. You can't even touch me. 151 00:05:35,126 --> 00:05:39,005 The more you believe, the more tangible I become. 152 00:05:39,089 --> 00:05:41,466 Come on, I got all these boobs. 153 00:05:41,550 --> 00:05:44,636 I'm sorry but, you just look ridiculous. 154 00:05:44,719 --> 00:05:47,347 As you wish. 155 00:05:47,430 --> 00:05:49,432 Ah, here we go, twenty bucks says 156 00:05:49,516 --> 00:05:50,892 you're gonna be someone from my family. 157 00:05:50,976 --> 00:05:52,394 Andre? 158 00:05:52,477 --> 00:05:54,688 Oh, my god, you went straight for my mom?? 159 00:05:54,771 --> 00:05:56,731 Son, I -- I never got to tell you 160 00:05:56,815 --> 00:05:58,316 before I died that you were 161 00:05:58,400 --> 00:06:00,110 a huge disappointment. 162 00:06:00,193 --> 00:06:03,029 My real mom was scarier than that. 163 00:06:03,113 --> 00:06:05,490 Keep talking, you're making me all sentimental. 164 00:06:07,909 --> 00:06:09,369 I worry about him out there. 165 00:06:09,452 --> 00:06:10,954 All alone in those woods. 166 00:06:11,037 --> 00:06:12,622 If you're worried, go check on him. 167 00:06:12,706 --> 00:06:13,999 You think I don't want to? 168 00:06:14,082 --> 00:06:15,250 I'm rowing a canoe in a full suit 169 00:06:15,333 --> 00:06:16,668 just in case Curtis needs me. 170 00:06:16,751 --> 00:06:18,503 I'm chaffing. I dunno. 171 00:06:18,587 --> 00:06:19,963 I was talking with the Lifers, 172 00:06:20,046 --> 00:06:21,047 and what they said kinda made sense. 173 00:06:21,131 --> 00:06:22,424 Like, are we putting too much faith 174 00:06:22,507 --> 00:06:23,633 in this one guy? 175 00:06:23,717 --> 00:06:25,302 Are you fuckin' nuts? What? 176 00:06:25,385 --> 00:06:27,012 I told you, the Lifers wouldn't care 177 00:06:27,095 --> 00:06:28,722 if Curtis ate glass through his dick. 178 00:06:28,805 --> 00:06:30,098 Dicks don't have mouths. 179 00:06:30,181 --> 00:06:31,558 Then how do we pee? 180 00:06:31,641 --> 00:06:33,435 Who we serve matters, Banks. 181 00:06:33,518 --> 00:06:35,437 You think I'm gonna take a bullet for the next guy? 182 00:06:35,520 --> 00:06:37,397 Maybe the next guy would actually tell us shit. 183 00:06:37,480 --> 00:06:38,565 Oh, my god. 184 00:06:38,648 --> 00:06:39,983 Why don't you just admit that 185 00:06:40,066 --> 00:06:41,318 this isn't about The Lifers at all, 186 00:06:41,401 --> 00:06:42,903 it's about Trent McGaffin. 187 00:06:42,986 --> 00:06:44,905 What? Who's Trent McGaffin? 188 00:06:44,988 --> 00:06:46,865 So you've never seen the other hot guy 189 00:06:46,948 --> 00:06:49,034 who isn't me strutting around the office? 190 00:06:49,117 --> 00:06:51,536 Yeah, right. Unbelievable. 191 00:06:52,412 --> 00:06:54,331 Okay, so he's on a whole different story. 192 00:06:56,374 --> 00:06:57,292 Whoo. 193 00:06:57,375 --> 00:06:58,752 Mark it. 194 00:06:58,835 --> 00:07:00,086 Two points for the cheek. 195 00:07:00,170 --> 00:07:01,922 Whattup Lifers. You throwing axes? 196 00:07:02,005 --> 00:07:03,757 Uh, hit the bricks, Temp. 197 00:07:03,840 --> 00:07:05,050 We reserved this spot. 198 00:07:05,133 --> 00:07:06,635 Yeah, well, I was thinking about 199 00:07:06,718 --> 00:07:07,928 what you said and... 200 00:07:08,011 --> 00:07:09,804 Wait, is that a Xerox'd ass? 201 00:07:09,888 --> 00:07:10,931 Kennedy's. 202 00:07:11,014 --> 00:07:12,557 He used to write letters on the back. 203 00:07:12,641 --> 00:07:14,517 The cheeks were basically his wax seal. 204 00:07:14,601 --> 00:07:16,394 Let me guess, you see a President's ass 205 00:07:16,478 --> 00:07:17,604 and you want to kiss it. 206 00:07:17,687 --> 00:07:18,980 Mwah, mwah, mwah, mwah. 207 00:07:19,064 --> 00:07:20,774 "Oh, Mr. Kennedy." 208 00:07:20,857 --> 00:07:22,025 Mwah. Uh-huh. 209 00:07:23,568 --> 00:07:24,945 Wow, that's humbling. 210 00:07:25,028 --> 00:07:26,571 Whoa. That's ten points. 211 00:07:26,655 --> 00:07:28,448 Right in the crack. That's an ass cheek turkey. 212 00:07:28,531 --> 00:07:30,492 Put me down for thirty. Damn. 213 00:07:30,575 --> 00:07:33,119 You really aren't like the other Chiefs of Staff, are you? 214 00:07:33,203 --> 00:07:35,872 Jan Jan, exactly how many did Curtis have before her? 215 00:07:35,956 --> 00:07:38,667 Richardson, TaunTaun, Booger, Steve, Steve Jr., 216 00:07:38,750 --> 00:07:41,670 Steve Senior, Rollerwheels, Pigpen, Zahara, Maddox, 217 00:07:41,753 --> 00:07:44,089 Lady Cornpop, Gimble, Barkman, Barkwoman... 218 00:07:44,172 --> 00:07:46,508 Petey Ears, Candice, GrassBear, 219 00:07:46,591 --> 00:07:48,802 Michael, Backpack Kid, Jerry, Capricorn, 220 00:07:48,885 --> 00:07:51,137 Steve Senior's Force Ghost, and Carl. 221 00:07:51,221 --> 00:07:54,265 He fired GrassBear after thirty minutes. Jesus. 222 00:07:54,349 --> 00:07:55,725 Wait, was he the one with the laser eyes? 223 00:07:55,808 --> 00:07:57,352 No that was Zahara. 224 00:07:57,435 --> 00:07:59,354 Grassbear was the bear who could turn into grass. 225 00:07:59,437 --> 00:08:00,939 Well I guess his name wasn't CreativeBear. 226 00:08:02,482 --> 00:08:03,483 Hey, I'm pulling a one-eighty on her. 227 00:08:03,566 --> 00:08:04,818 Huge fan. 228 00:08:04,901 --> 00:08:06,111 Hey, should we get the journal? 229 00:08:06,194 --> 00:08:07,570 What? Matteo, you're drunk. 230 00:08:07,654 --> 00:08:10,073 And high. And overdosing aspartame. 231 00:08:10,156 --> 00:08:11,449 What's your point? 232 00:08:11,533 --> 00:08:13,118 She's still drinking the Curtis kool-aid. 233 00:08:13,201 --> 00:08:15,370 If piggy reads it, she'll squeal. 234 00:08:15,453 --> 00:08:17,497 Guys, I'm not gonna tell Curtis shit. 235 00:08:17,580 --> 00:08:19,499 It's not like he talks to me anyway. 236 00:08:19,582 --> 00:08:20,667 Get it. 237 00:08:20,750 --> 00:08:22,711 "Commander in Brief"? 238 00:08:22,794 --> 00:08:24,671 When you work at 1600 as long as we do, 239 00:08:24,754 --> 00:08:26,923 you see all the fleeting Presidential dirt. 240 00:08:27,007 --> 00:08:30,093 "Reagan keeps a troll in his closet to practice kissing on." 241 00:08:30,176 --> 00:08:31,219 Is that true? Yeah. 242 00:08:31,302 --> 00:08:32,761 That's how AIDS got started. 243 00:08:33,513 --> 00:08:36,433 Wow, you guys kinda buried the lead on that one. 244 00:08:36,515 --> 00:08:38,684 "Eisenhower's freeway system was a coke idea." 245 00:08:38,768 --> 00:08:41,020 Oh yeah, he was a total snow bunny. 246 00:08:41,104 --> 00:08:43,106 Damn. No wonder you guys are so detached. 247 00:08:43,188 --> 00:08:45,483 Keep reading. One of them was a time traveler. 248 00:08:45,567 --> 00:08:47,027 I'm not gonna tell you who. 249 00:08:47,110 --> 00:08:48,361 Or when. 250 00:08:48,445 --> 00:08:49,946 We need a plan to oust him, Susan. 251 00:08:50,030 --> 00:08:51,197 Curtis won't just step down. 252 00:08:51,281 --> 00:08:52,949 He barely got the popular vote. 253 00:08:53,033 --> 00:08:54,993 By election time, people will be burned out 254 00:08:55,076 --> 00:08:57,912 on his Batman shtick and craving someone stable. 255 00:08:57,996 --> 00:08:59,706 We could always tap Dwayne the VP. 256 00:08:59,789 --> 00:09:01,624 He's white, that's an automatic ten percent of the vote. 257 00:09:01,708 --> 00:09:03,084 Oh, don't stop talking on my account. 258 00:09:03,168 --> 00:09:04,502 Andre? 259 00:09:04,586 --> 00:09:05,837 Have you lost your mind? 260 00:09:05,920 --> 00:09:07,464 Yeah, Susan, I think I have, 261 00:09:07,547 --> 00:09:09,716 especially since I'm still naked in a swamp. 262 00:09:09,799 --> 00:09:11,968 Hit me, David. 263 00:09:12,052 --> 00:09:13,887 I got at least three more whizzes in the tank. 264 00:09:13,970 --> 00:09:15,096 D-Dad? 265 00:09:15,180 --> 00:09:16,389 I ain't your daddy, kid. 266 00:09:16,473 --> 00:09:18,141 And don't try any of that Billy Jean shit, 267 00:09:18,224 --> 00:09:19,851 I keep it wrapped and strapped. 268 00:09:19,934 --> 00:09:23,188 I-I'm the kid you dreamed about having with Beverly, remember? 269 00:09:23,271 --> 00:09:25,732 I don't exist because deep down you know that parenting 270 00:09:25,815 --> 00:09:27,609 is another job you would fuck up. 271 00:09:27,692 --> 00:09:28,985 Language. Shut up. 272 00:09:29,069 --> 00:09:30,612 You're not my real dad. 273 00:09:30,695 --> 00:09:32,322 Man, that shin kick would've hurt more 274 00:09:32,405 --> 00:09:33,865 if you could touch me. 275 00:09:33,948 --> 00:09:35,158 Peace out, ghost baby. 276 00:09:35,241 --> 00:09:36,868 I know you, Curtis. 277 00:09:36,951 --> 00:09:39,788 Behind all that arrogance is fear. 278 00:09:39,871 --> 00:09:41,581 Yield to me. 279 00:09:41,664 --> 00:09:43,583 David, we don't have to do this whole song and dance. 280 00:09:43,665 --> 00:09:44,959 You can quit too, 281 00:09:45,043 --> 00:09:46,169 and we can just call it a night. 282 00:09:46,252 --> 00:09:47,921 Oh, Jesus. 283 00:09:48,004 --> 00:09:49,464 Shit, shit, shit. 284 00:09:49,547 --> 00:09:51,382 This is bad. This is really bad... 285 00:09:51,466 --> 00:09:53,176 ...is what I'd be saying if I wasn't destroying you 286 00:09:53,259 --> 00:09:54,302 like a bitch! 287 00:09:55,845 --> 00:09:57,222 Man, I've got all 288 00:09:57,305 --> 00:09:58,765 the UNO Reverse Cards in this game. 289 00:09:58,848 --> 00:09:59,933 Keep it coming, David. 290 00:10:00,016 --> 00:10:01,518 I got all night. 291 00:10:03,436 --> 00:10:05,730 "Curtis cries while watching RoboCop every morning." 292 00:10:05,814 --> 00:10:07,899 Mm-hmm. "He pees sitting down"? 293 00:10:07,982 --> 00:10:09,484 This is what you got on Curtis? 294 00:10:09,567 --> 00:10:11,027 Guess it's hard to find burns for a guy 295 00:10:11,111 --> 00:10:12,737 who's basically a man-shaped explosion. 296 00:10:14,239 --> 00:10:15,782 I mean, his own Party doesn't want him 297 00:10:15,865 --> 00:10:17,283 for a second term and he basically told them 298 00:10:17,367 --> 00:10:19,369 to fuck off and came here instead. 299 00:10:19,452 --> 00:10:22,330 "Told them to fuck off and came here instead". 300 00:10:22,413 --> 00:10:24,249 Oh, also put in the "man-shaped explosion" thing. 301 00:10:24,332 --> 00:10:25,917 I was riffing but it was a crowd pleaser. 302 00:10:26,000 --> 00:10:27,418 Marking it. 303 00:10:27,502 --> 00:10:29,671 Temp Banks, you finally see the light. 304 00:10:29,754 --> 00:10:31,089 I think you're ready for the shirt. 305 00:10:31,172 --> 00:10:34,425 Ooh. Rit-u-al. Rit-u-al. 306 00:10:34,509 --> 00:10:36,386 Consider this an open invitation. 307 00:10:36,469 --> 00:10:38,138 You don't need to quit or do anything 308 00:10:38,221 --> 00:10:39,931 narratively unbelievable, 309 00:10:40,014 --> 00:10:41,766 but when Curtis does eventually fire your ass... 310 00:10:41,850 --> 00:10:43,685 ...we'll be there with the Lifer raft. 311 00:10:43,768 --> 00:10:44,978 Aww, you guys. 312 00:10:45,061 --> 00:10:47,814 You just gotta do one thing first. 313 00:10:48,606 --> 00:10:49,899 Wahoo. 314 00:10:49,983 --> 00:10:51,609 Yes. 315 00:10:51,693 --> 00:10:53,236 Hoist. Hoist. Hoist. Hoist. 316 00:10:53,319 --> 00:10:54,404 Woo-hoo. 317 00:10:54,487 --> 00:10:55,405 Let's go, pussies. 318 00:10:55,488 --> 00:10:56,823 Oh, my god, this is crazy. 319 00:10:56,906 --> 00:10:58,741 My first undie flagpole hoist. 320 00:10:58,825 --> 00:11:00,201 Cathartic, right? 321 00:11:00,285 --> 00:11:01,578 There's something about doing tropes 322 00:11:01,661 --> 00:11:03,496 that just...hits different. 323 00:11:05,123 --> 00:11:07,500 Temp Lifer Banks, welcome to the fam. 324 00:11:07,584 --> 00:11:08,877 Banks. 325 00:11:08,960 --> 00:11:10,128 Are you crazy? 326 00:11:10,211 --> 00:11:12,130 His Batman underwear? 327 00:11:12,213 --> 00:11:14,132 How could you betray him like that? 328 00:11:14,215 --> 00:11:16,843 You know he likes to wear those when he's watching cartoons. 329 00:11:16,926 --> 00:11:18,761 We gotta add that to the journal. 330 00:11:18,845 --> 00:11:20,430 Stop laughing as a united team. 331 00:11:20,513 --> 00:11:23,641 You plan the Easter Egg hunt for a living. 332 00:11:28,771 --> 00:11:30,982 You were wrong, Sergeant. 333 00:11:31,065 --> 00:11:33,902 You gave the wrong orders! 334 00:11:33,985 --> 00:11:35,069 Not gonna roll him over, 335 00:11:35,153 --> 00:11:36,905 I know it's just gonna be my own face. 336 00:11:43,161 --> 00:11:44,078 What the hell? 337 00:11:44,162 --> 00:11:45,163 Burritorama? 338 00:11:45,246 --> 00:11:46,664 You went from Afghanistan 339 00:11:46,748 --> 00:11:48,249 to when I worked at the burrito shop? 340 00:11:48,333 --> 00:11:50,210 How are there still beans on the plate, Curtis? 341 00:11:50,293 --> 00:11:51,586 No way. 342 00:11:51,669 --> 00:11:53,296 Chet Simmons? My old manager? 343 00:11:53,379 --> 00:11:55,340 See, this is what happens when you blow your wad 344 00:11:55,423 --> 00:11:56,507 and use my mother first. 345 00:11:56,591 --> 00:11:57,926 Answer the question. 346 00:11:58,009 --> 00:12:00,261 How can you fail at washing a dish? 347 00:12:00,345 --> 00:12:01,846 Because your sponges suck ass. 348 00:12:01,930 --> 00:12:04,390 It's not the sponges. Marco's dishes come out great. 349 00:12:04,474 --> 00:12:06,059 I'm fucking thrilled when he clocks in. 350 00:12:06,142 --> 00:12:07,727 When he clocks in at the swamp? 351 00:12:09,062 --> 00:12:11,189 And for the record, I wasn't a bad dishwasher. 352 00:12:11,272 --> 00:12:12,690 Marco was 48 years old, 353 00:12:12,774 --> 00:12:14,567 buying beer for underage kids after work. 354 00:12:14,651 --> 00:12:16,194 He had his own problems. 355 00:12:16,277 --> 00:12:17,987 The fact that he was a better dishwasher than me 356 00:12:18,071 --> 00:12:20,490 is an admission of his own weakness, not mine. 357 00:12:20,573 --> 00:12:22,659 Jesus Christ, if only you could do your job 358 00:12:22,742 --> 00:12:24,202 as well as you ran your fucking mouth! 359 00:12:24,285 --> 00:12:25,370 My job? 360 00:12:25,453 --> 00:12:26,788 You're using that college degree 361 00:12:26,871 --> 00:12:28,289 to micromanage my ass in a strip mall. 362 00:12:28,373 --> 00:12:29,874 I could have run your whole kitchen better. 363 00:12:29,958 --> 00:12:30,917 You could have run my... 364 00:12:31,000 --> 00:12:32,502 You're a fraud, Curtis! 365 00:12:32,585 --> 00:12:34,712 A guy who tries and fails at everything. 366 00:12:34,796 --> 00:12:37,799 Now wash the goddamn dish before I fire your ass! 367 00:12:37,882 --> 00:12:39,801 In your dreams, Simmons. 368 00:12:39,884 --> 00:12:41,386 You don't get to fire me this time 369 00:12:41,469 --> 00:12:42,845 because I fucking quit. 370 00:12:42,929 --> 00:12:45,181 You can shove that dish up your worthless ass. 371 00:12:46,557 --> 00:12:48,351 Wait, wait, wait, S-Simmons? 372 00:12:48,434 --> 00:12:49,560 Oh, no no no. 373 00:12:49,644 --> 00:12:51,187 No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. 374 00:12:51,271 --> 00:12:53,606 Curtissss... 375 00:12:53,690 --> 00:12:55,149 Oh god, David? 376 00:12:55,233 --> 00:12:56,484 You quit, Curtis. 377 00:12:56,567 --> 00:12:57,944 You surrendered. 378 00:12:58,027 --> 00:13:00,530 Finally, my chains have been lifted! 379 00:13:00,613 --> 00:13:03,157 I'm free! 380 00:13:03,241 --> 00:13:06,577 Free to finally eat something other than fucking swamp water. 381 00:13:06,661 --> 00:13:07,620 No! 382 00:13:07,704 --> 00:13:08,913 I wasn't actually quitting! 383 00:13:08,997 --> 00:13:10,915 Let's go back to my tiny balls! 384 00:13:13,334 --> 00:13:14,836 Kyle. 385 00:13:14,919 --> 00:13:16,421 We're supposed to be... 386 00:13:16,504 --> 00:13:18,047 ...watching the gates to make sure no one goes in. 387 00:13:18,131 --> 00:13:19,424 Mm, forget the gates, Lisa. 388 00:13:19,507 --> 00:13:21,009 I'd rather watch you -- 389 00:13:21,092 --> 00:13:23,428 Oh, my god, stop it. 390 00:13:23,511 --> 00:13:25,722 You know I can only kiss with my eyes closed. 391 00:13:25,805 --> 00:13:27,223 Babe? 392 00:13:27,307 --> 00:13:28,433 No! 393 00:13:28,516 --> 00:13:29,559 Not Kyle and Lisa! 394 00:13:29,642 --> 00:13:31,060 They were just getting serious. 395 00:13:31,144 --> 00:13:31,853 Ah! Ugh! 396 00:13:33,646 --> 00:13:35,106 No! Ah! 397 00:13:39,819 --> 00:13:41,654 You should've stayed boobs. 398 00:13:42,322 --> 00:13:44,198 Back off, O'Dong. 399 00:13:44,282 --> 00:13:46,117 The chonies stay on the pole. 400 00:13:46,200 --> 00:13:48,244 Let me guess, Trent just batted his eyes 401 00:13:48,328 --> 00:13:49,412 and you did his bidding. 402 00:13:49,495 --> 00:13:50,747 I still don't know who that is. 403 00:13:50,830 --> 00:13:52,457 It's just underwear, who cares? 404 00:13:52,540 --> 00:13:53,750 You should. 405 00:13:53,833 --> 00:13:54,917 You're supposed to be on Curtis' team. 406 00:13:55,001 --> 00:13:56,627 Well, tell that to Curtis. 407 00:13:56,711 --> 00:13:58,755 Guys! Wow, perfect timing. 408 00:13:58,838 --> 00:14:00,298 Oh, thank god, you're all alive. 409 00:14:00,381 --> 00:14:01,674 Sir, are you alright? 410 00:14:01,758 --> 00:14:03,343 It's David, she used her mist powers 411 00:14:03,426 --> 00:14:04,677 to mess with my mind 412 00:14:04,761 --> 00:14:06,095 and trick me into quitting my job. 413 00:14:06,179 --> 00:14:07,555 She got Kyle and Lisa. 414 00:14:07,638 --> 00:14:08,931 Aw, they were just getting serious. 415 00:14:09,015 --> 00:14:11,059 Goddammit. Wait, mist powers? 416 00:14:11,142 --> 00:14:13,227 You didn't tell me the witch had mist powers. 417 00:14:13,311 --> 00:14:14,562 Bro, she's dead. Doesn't matter. 418 00:14:14,645 --> 00:14:15,813 Wait. 419 00:14:15,897 --> 00:14:17,106 Is that my underwear? 420 00:14:17,190 --> 00:14:19,067 How embarrassing. 421 00:14:19,150 --> 00:14:20,902 Skidmarks, too. 422 00:14:20,985 --> 00:14:22,153 David? But I killed you. 423 00:14:22,236 --> 00:14:23,905 Goddammit, sir, she's a water witch. 424 00:14:23,988 --> 00:14:25,198 She can regenerate! 425 00:14:25,281 --> 00:14:26,866 Ahhh! She's not real. 426 00:14:26,949 --> 00:14:28,701 It's just the asparta-- 427 00:14:28,785 --> 00:14:30,453 Matteo, no! 428 00:14:31,746 --> 00:14:33,081 Your tiny projectiles 429 00:14:33,164 --> 00:14:34,874 pass through me like water, 430 00:14:34,957 --> 00:14:36,626 which is kinda my whole thing! 431 00:14:36,709 --> 00:14:38,378 Ugh! You should have told me, sir. 432 00:14:38,461 --> 00:14:40,088 I brought hemlock bullets, mirrored bullets, 433 00:14:40,171 --> 00:14:42,048 nightshade bullets. I brought all the wrong things. 434 00:14:42,131 --> 00:14:44,092 Ah! 435 00:14:45,385 --> 00:14:46,719 Ah! 436 00:14:48,054 --> 00:14:50,515 Been a long time since I've eaten a king. 437 00:14:50,598 --> 00:14:52,266 Ah! 438 00:14:52,350 --> 00:14:54,894 You want him, you gotta go through Janice. 439 00:14:54,977 --> 00:14:56,437 And Cherri. 440 00:14:56,521 --> 00:14:58,272 And Michael in accounting! 441 00:14:58,356 --> 00:15:00,733 Wow, you guys are fighting a monster 442 00:15:00,817 --> 00:15:02,568 instead of letting your boss die. 443 00:15:02,652 --> 00:15:04,487 How profound. 444 00:15:04,570 --> 00:15:05,947 Pictured her face as an ass crack. 445 00:15:06,030 --> 00:15:07,657 The student becomes the master. 446 00:15:07,740 --> 00:15:09,117 Get to the cabin! 447 00:15:09,200 --> 00:15:10,535 Come on. Move, move, move. 448 00:15:10,618 --> 00:15:12,620 Oh, hey! It's everyone. 449 00:15:12,703 --> 00:15:13,746 Hey, should I go get my guitar? 450 00:15:13,830 --> 00:15:15,039 No! Read the room. 451 00:15:15,123 --> 00:15:16,457 Barricade the doors and windows. 452 00:15:16,541 --> 00:15:17,792 Use whatever you can find. 453 00:15:18,626 --> 00:15:20,002 Here, use this. 454 00:15:20,086 --> 00:15:21,379 What's a loose drawer gonna do? 455 00:15:21,462 --> 00:15:23,256 Oh, so now we're barricade shaming? 456 00:15:25,174 --> 00:15:27,802 Oh, my god, no no no! 457 00:15:27,885 --> 00:15:29,303 Who is that? 458 00:15:29,387 --> 00:15:31,514 "Who is that?" It's Trent! 459 00:15:31,597 --> 00:15:32,890 It's Trent! You dipshit. 460 00:15:32,974 --> 00:15:34,475 Obviously Trent. 461 00:15:34,559 --> 00:15:36,394 So this is the other hottest guy in the office? 462 00:15:36,477 --> 00:15:38,187 Stop treating him like a piece of meat! 463 00:15:38,271 --> 00:15:39,480 Sorry. Sorry. 464 00:15:39,564 --> 00:15:41,023 Is it, uh... 465 00:15:41,107 --> 00:15:42,942 is it wrong to steal a dead man's underwear? 466 00:15:43,025 --> 00:15:44,694 I've been naked for a very long time. 467 00:15:44,777 --> 00:15:46,529 Trent would want you to have them, sir. 468 00:15:46,612 --> 00:15:49,615 Plus, he famously has those incredible tearaway pants. 469 00:15:54,787 --> 00:15:55,705 Perfect fit. 470 00:15:55,788 --> 00:15:56,789 Bless you, Trent. 471 00:15:56,873 --> 00:15:58,207 Okay, how do we chain her 472 00:15:58,290 --> 00:15:59,876 murdering ass back to that swamp? 473 00:15:59,959 --> 00:16:01,127 Fuck that. The van is out back. 474 00:16:01,210 --> 00:16:02,712 Let's bail, pussies. 475 00:16:02,795 --> 00:16:03,880 That's what she wants. 476 00:16:03,963 --> 00:16:05,256 Water Witches feed on fear and shame. 477 00:16:05,339 --> 00:16:06,799 To trap her, 478 00:16:06,883 --> 00:16:08,134 we'll need a massive amount of vulnerability. 479 00:16:08,217 --> 00:16:09,343 And copper. 480 00:16:09,427 --> 00:16:10,344 Everyone, grab what you can find. 481 00:16:10,428 --> 00:16:11,554 Ooh, it's a copper caper. 482 00:16:11,637 --> 00:16:12,597 Oh, this again? 483 00:16:12,680 --> 00:16:14,182 Ay, ya ya ya... 484 00:16:14,265 --> 00:16:15,975 Here, this should help with the vulnerability. 485 00:16:16,058 --> 00:16:18,728 Oh, is this like a burn book? Doubt it will do much. 486 00:16:18,811 --> 00:16:21,147 "Curtis cries while watching RoboCop every morning", 487 00:16:21,230 --> 00:16:22,356 no shame there. 488 00:16:22,440 --> 00:16:23,691 "He pisses sitting down", 489 00:16:23,774 --> 00:16:25,234 everyone should, no splashback. 490 00:16:25,318 --> 00:16:27,028 "He calls spaghetti, 'pasghetti'", 491 00:16:27,111 --> 00:16:28,863 obviously, it's cuter. 492 00:16:28,946 --> 00:16:30,740 "His own Party doesn't want him for a second term --" 493 00:16:30,823 --> 00:16:32,074 Banks! What the hell? 494 00:16:32,158 --> 00:16:33,576 That happened this morning. 495 00:16:33,659 --> 00:16:35,244 Wait, my underwear? 496 00:16:35,328 --> 00:16:37,622 Yes, sir. Jesus Christ, do you hate me? 497 00:16:37,705 --> 00:16:39,457 No, I don't hate you. The opposite. 498 00:16:39,540 --> 00:16:40,790 I thought you were gonna fire me 499 00:16:40,875 --> 00:16:42,460 because you don't tell me anything. 500 00:16:42,543 --> 00:16:44,462 That call with the Party shook me, okay? 501 00:16:44,545 --> 00:16:45,963 I'm terrified of losing my job 502 00:16:46,047 --> 00:16:47,465 and I thought if I told you I'm scared, 503 00:16:47,548 --> 00:16:48,841 you'd lose faith in me. 504 00:16:48,925 --> 00:16:50,676 That's great guys, but let's save the atoning 505 00:16:50,760 --> 00:16:51,844 for trapping the witch. 506 00:16:51,928 --> 00:16:53,179 Sign Cherri the fuck up. 507 00:16:53,262 --> 00:16:54,555 Me too. 508 00:16:54,639 --> 00:16:55,932 Wait, really? Why are you surprised? 509 00:16:56,015 --> 00:16:57,308 We already threw the axes at her. 510 00:16:57,391 --> 00:16:58,559 As long as you're in the White House, 511 00:16:58,643 --> 00:16:59,977 we got your back. 512 00:17:00,061 --> 00:17:01,562 So let's go eat this bitch for dinner. 513 00:17:01,646 --> 00:17:02,980 You guys are crazy! 514 00:17:03,064 --> 00:17:04,272 I'm gonna get in that car and dri-- 515 00:17:05,566 --> 00:17:06,817 Sandra! 516 00:17:06,901 --> 00:17:08,069 To the swamp! Now! 517 00:17:08,152 --> 00:17:09,153 But it says kitchen. 518 00:17:09,237 --> 00:17:10,738 There's an exit, Michael! 519 00:17:13,616 --> 00:17:15,492 Ow, shit. 520 00:17:15,576 --> 00:17:17,994 I'll give anyone $5,000 if they carry me. 521 00:17:22,083 --> 00:17:23,667 Here, sir, this should ground her. 522 00:17:23,751 --> 00:17:25,545 It has swamp-activated filaments. 523 00:17:26,503 --> 00:17:28,589 Your ab hole never ceases to amaze me, O'Doyle. 524 00:17:28,673 --> 00:17:29,966 Thank you, sir. Everyone. 525 00:17:30,049 --> 00:17:31,717 No matter what happens, stay vulnerable. 526 00:17:31,801 --> 00:17:33,678 And remember that Latin I taught you two seconds ago. 527 00:17:34,971 --> 00:17:36,597 So much weakness. 528 00:17:37,723 --> 00:17:39,225 We're not afraid of you, David. 529 00:17:39,308 --> 00:17:41,060 As long as you know I'm here, 530 00:17:41,143 --> 00:17:43,980 you will always fear me! 531 00:17:44,063 --> 00:17:45,982 Wait, is that why you made a deal with Roosevelt? 532 00:17:46,065 --> 00:17:47,525 Because you're afraid of being forgotten? 533 00:17:47,608 --> 00:17:49,235 I fear nothing! 534 00:17:51,153 --> 00:17:53,114 You are no king, Curtis. 535 00:17:53,197 --> 00:17:54,448 You're right about that. 536 00:17:54,532 --> 00:17:56,033 Now! 537 00:17:56,117 --> 00:17:57,702 What? No! 538 00:17:57,785 --> 00:17:59,704 Nostra fragilitate, te alligamus. 539 00:17:59,787 --> 00:18:02,665 Nostra fragilitate, te alligamus. 540 00:18:02,748 --> 00:18:04,667 Everyone, be vulnerable. Now! 541 00:18:04,750 --> 00:18:07,003 I spiral out because I'm insecure about my self-worth! 542 00:18:07,086 --> 00:18:09,797 I mask my insecurity with arrogance. 543 00:18:09,880 --> 00:18:12,341 Also, Marco was a better dishwasher than me. 544 00:18:12,425 --> 00:18:14,760 What? I was jealous of Trent! 545 00:18:14,844 --> 00:18:16,554 I tried to shield you from The Lifers 546 00:18:16,637 --> 00:18:18,139 to keep our world's apart. 547 00:18:18,222 --> 00:18:19,307 No! Stop! 548 00:18:19,390 --> 00:18:20,933 Stop owning your shit. 549 00:18:21,017 --> 00:18:24,186 I leave mean reviews on my mother-in-law's Etsy shop. 550 00:18:24,270 --> 00:18:26,480 And I use the C word a lot. 551 00:18:26,564 --> 00:18:29,108 I once robbed a bank in a Nixon mask. 552 00:18:29,191 --> 00:18:32,111 It was Nixon's idea, but still, not cool. 553 00:18:32,194 --> 00:18:34,322 You didn't include me on either side of the story. 554 00:18:34,405 --> 00:18:35,781 That hurt my feelings. 555 00:18:35,865 --> 00:18:37,533 When I have to take really bad shits, 556 00:18:37,617 --> 00:18:40,119 I use the women's bathroom because it's cleaner! 557 00:18:40,202 --> 00:18:41,746 And I put out the wet floor sign 558 00:18:41,829 --> 00:18:43,456 so people don't come in! 559 00:18:43,539 --> 00:18:46,250 I abuse the public trust in janitorial equipment 560 00:18:46,334 --> 00:18:48,836 so I can get out my bad diarrhea! 561 00:18:48,919 --> 00:18:51,172 Michael, we fired so many janitors. 562 00:18:51,255 --> 00:18:52,715 I know! 563 00:18:52,798 --> 00:18:54,842 I'm the accountant, I see all the paperwork. 564 00:18:54,925 --> 00:18:55,843 Aghh! 565 00:18:55,926 --> 00:18:57,803 Ah! Nooo! 566 00:18:57,887 --> 00:18:59,180 With the strength of my administration, 567 00:18:59,263 --> 00:19:01,349 I bind you back to this land. 568 00:19:01,432 --> 00:19:02,933 Th-that's fine. 569 00:19:03,017 --> 00:19:04,769 It's actually a bad look for you, 570 00:19:04,852 --> 00:19:07,104 putting down a powerful female! 571 00:19:07,188 --> 00:19:08,814 Uh huh, so now you're davidsplaining 572 00:19:08,898 --> 00:19:10,399 that it's your idea to get trapped? 573 00:19:10,483 --> 00:19:13,944 You'll be baaaack! 574 00:19:19,033 --> 00:19:22,036 Michael, we need to talk about your diarrhea. 575 00:19:23,621 --> 00:19:25,748 Alright, everyone say "David". 576 00:19:25,831 --> 00:19:27,166 David! 577 00:19:27,249 --> 00:19:28,709 Great, got it. Whose phone is this? 578 00:19:28,793 --> 00:19:30,419 Hey, Cherri. 579 00:19:30,503 --> 00:19:31,879 Thanks for letting me spin out with you guys 580 00:19:31,962 --> 00:19:33,923 but, uh, not sure I should be wearing this. 581 00:19:34,006 --> 00:19:36,008 Oh, keep it. You probably don't have as much 582 00:19:36,092 --> 00:19:37,718 job security as you think. 583 00:19:37,802 --> 00:19:39,512 Alright, well... see you at the Happy Hours after work? 584 00:19:39,595 --> 00:19:41,597 Ha, not if I see you first. 585 00:19:42,598 --> 00:19:45,267 Okay, I think I made a friend. 586 00:19:45,351 --> 00:19:47,186 Listen, cat's out of the bag, Susan. 587 00:19:47,269 --> 00:19:49,355 I know you guys might not support me for re-election 588 00:19:49,438 --> 00:19:50,690 and I don't care. 589 00:19:50,773 --> 00:19:51,941 And how is this different? 590 00:19:52,024 --> 00:19:53,067 Because I did care before, 591 00:19:53,150 --> 00:19:54,360 I was just lying about it. 592 00:19:54,443 --> 00:19:55,611 Look, the people elected 593 00:19:55,695 --> 00:19:56,987 a guy who can't wash a dish 594 00:19:57,071 --> 00:19:58,364 and that's what they're gonna get. 595 00:19:58,447 --> 00:19:59,824 And until they vote me out, 596 00:19:59,907 --> 00:20:01,450 I have a job to do. 597 00:20:01,534 --> 00:20:03,661 Yeah, hi Susan, Banks? chief dog here. 598 00:20:03,744 --> 00:20:05,246 We work for the people, not The Party. 599 00:20:05,329 --> 00:20:06,580 So you can expect a lot more 600 00:20:06,664 --> 00:20:08,249 monster fighting from this end... 601 00:20:08,332 --> 00:20:09,750 Oh. Okay. 602 00:20:09,834 --> 00:20:11,544 So what is this, we talk to you now? 603 00:20:11,627 --> 00:20:13,587 You talk to both of us. Right. 604 00:20:13,671 --> 00:20:15,756 Thanks for the update, Andre. 605 00:20:15,840 --> 00:20:17,174 Nice work, Banks. 606 00:20:17,258 --> 00:20:18,426 Did you hear her shaking in her boots? 607 00:20:18,509 --> 00:20:20,052 "So we talk to you now? 608 00:20:20,136 --> 00:20:22,680 I'm a stern old lady in a dark room." 609 00:20:22,763 --> 00:20:24,390 I'm still on the line. 610 00:20:24,473 --> 00:20:26,267 I dropped the phone while trying to hang up. 611 00:20:26,350 --> 00:20:29,562 I'm guessing this is only gonna make you guys hate me more? 612 00:20:29,645 --> 00:20:30,730 You guessed right. 613 00:20:30,813 --> 00:20:31,939 Makes sense. Fair is fair. 614 00:20:33,315 --> 00:20:35,317 Are we all just staying on the line now 615 00:20:35,401 --> 00:20:37,361 to catch if the other person says something? 616 00:20:38,863 --> 00:20:39,905 Nerdsayswhat. What? 617 00:20:39,989 --> 00:20:40,990 Oooh! Ah! Got ya! 618 00:20:41,073 --> 00:20:42,199 Nerd! 619 00:20:43,159 --> 00:20:48,164 ♪ Mother nature acting natural ♪ 620 00:20:48,247 --> 00:20:50,791 ♪ Then she attacks ♪ 621 00:20:50,875 --> 00:20:55,087 ♪ Supernatural swampy lady ♪ 622 00:20:55,171 --> 00:20:59,425 ♪ All up in my deepest fears ♪ 623 00:20:59,508 --> 00:21:01,635 ♪ But I only ♪ 624 00:21:01,719 --> 00:21:06,182 ♪ Fear that I'll die aloneee ♪ 625 00:21:09,018 --> 00:21:11,645 Uh... I, um... 626 00:21:11,729 --> 00:21:14,315 I don't know any of you, but uh... 627 00:21:14,398 --> 00:21:15,733 I worked with your son. 628 00:21:15,816 --> 00:21:17,193 Trent and I... 629 00:21:17,276 --> 00:21:19,236 God, how do you describe us? 630 00:21:19,320 --> 00:21:21,489 Uh, we didn't really know each other, 631 00:21:21,572 --> 00:21:23,157 but we were obviously 632 00:21:23,240 --> 00:21:24,533 the two hottest guys in the office. 633 00:21:24,617 --> 00:21:26,577 We were the face alphas. 634 00:21:26,660 --> 00:21:28,913 I squandered my time with him 635 00:21:28,996 --> 00:21:31,874 over a petty competition that was mostly in my head. 636 00:21:31,957 --> 00:21:34,251 But I came here to heal. 637 00:21:34,335 --> 00:21:38,005 Because Trent showed me how to be hot inside too. 638 00:21:38,088 --> 00:21:39,089 Thank you. 639 00:21:39,840 --> 00:21:41,675 Thank you for the kind words. 640 00:21:41,759 --> 00:21:44,637 You know, I have no clue what my son was talking about. 641 00:21:44,720 --> 00:21:48,015 You can't possibly be the most annoying guy in the office. 642 00:21:48,098 --> 00:21:49,225 That son of a-- 643 00:21:49,308 --> 00:21:50,726 Good girl, Boo Boo. 644 00:21:50,810 --> 00:21:52,228 Did you get any of that?