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President Curtis: Oh, shit.
Medallion's on us!

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Peterson: Good call,
Mr. President!

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Watch out!
They're in the bushes.
Thanks, bro.

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I got it.
I would have gotten it faster.

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Why can't I just play?

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Because this is work.

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Playing "Battleswag"
with the American people

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is basically my fireside chat.

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Peterson, I see you're
in Madison, Wisconsin.

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Spill the cheese.

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Well, sir, I had
a job interview today

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and I think I bombed it.

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What field are you in?
Accounting, sir.

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Send your résumé to the VA.

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I'll have my Chief of Staff
flag it.

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Banks:
Consider that shit flagged.

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Peterson:
Wow! Thank you, sir!

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Mikayla: President Curtis!

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Ah! Mikayla
in Jacksonville, Florida!

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College student at UNF.
She's a regular.

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Mikayla,
how'd that calculus exam go?

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I'll tell you after you open
your fucking eyes!

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They're baiting you!

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Ooh, must have blown
a fuse.

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Aw, damn it. I had AI chatbots
writing "Pulp Fiction,"

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but with the Muppets.

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Okay, more than a fuse.

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Power's out
across four states.

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Eh, probably just a blip.
Back to work!

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Sir, the Department of Defense
called to say

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that power outage wasn't
just a blip.

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They're probably --
Divorced scientist Dr. Keel

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requested
an emergency meeting.

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Ugh, the chart guy?

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He's always pitching me boring
shit to fix nothing-burgers.

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Tell him I'm working
with the American people.

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Hey, nice shot!
You need some ammo?

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Hell yeah. That'd be great.

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Oh, man. You know
what else would be great?

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Being at the meeting to discuss
America's energy crisis.

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Dr. Keel? [ Sighs ]

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All right, fine. I'm coming up.

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But first...
everyone kill this narc!

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Ah! What buttons
do I press?!

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Aah!

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Ooh, Battleswag!

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He turned into a chest
of emeralds.

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-All right!
-Yay!

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Mikayla: Four more years!

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♪♪

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♪♪

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♪♪

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♪♪

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Thank you for coming,
Mr. President.

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Oh, eat my ass, Dr. Keel.
I blocked you on "Battleswag."

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Well, here's something
that you can't block --

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America's power grid
is overworked

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and in danger
of indefinite collapse.

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Sloppy transition
as always,

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but how do we fix it?

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Not to be vulgar, sir, but
we need to tighten our shit up.

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Energy caps,
taxation based on --

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What?! No!

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Restricting power is
un-American

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and a straight-up Bummerville.

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There has to be another way
to get tons of power

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without bogging down
the people.

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[ Sighs ] Captain Marks, you
don't have to raise your hand.

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Sir, what you're describing is
in Hollow Earth.

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The natives call it
the Life Tree --

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a source
of truly infinite power.

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We could go down there
with a giant plug

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and take their energy,
but, I mean...

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no one here
wants to do an "Avatar."

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-Oof.
-No, thank you.

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Well, obviously not.

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I said the same thing
to Clinton

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when we went down there
the first time.

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Although back then, we called it
a "Dances with Wolves."

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I thought you were gonna
say "Pocahontas."

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-"Fern Gully."
-What's "Fern Gully"?

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"Avatar," but good.
Nerds! Focus!

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Janice, you've been
to Hollow Earth?

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Haa Nah.
That's how the Daaboo say "yes."

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And also "nipple butter."

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Oh, but they hate us now.

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We tried to exploit them.

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It didn't go well.

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It's been hard
to make them understand

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we're not
the same people we were.

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Well, they haven't met
Andre Curtis.

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Curtis is
a man of the people.

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He reaches out
and takes big swings.

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And we should, too.

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If anyone can strike
a fair energy deal,

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it's this administration.

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Fantastic point.
[ All talking at once ]

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Guys, we don't need to go
to Hollow Earth

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or take big swings.
We just need to restrict usage.

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President Curtis:
Well, that settles it.

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We're going to Hollow Earth.

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And, Janice,
you're coming with.

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-Whoo, out of office, baby!
-Great.

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So you're not listening to me
and I'm not invited.

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You know,
"Avatar" saved 3-D!

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[ Dramatic music plays ]

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[ Computer beeps ]

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Janice: There she is,
the Hollow Earth Elevator.

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Ah! You know it used to be
just a bungee cord platform?

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I am pumped for this, sir.

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Getting a chance to help
Americans and make new allies?

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You're gonna crush this.
We're gonna crush this.

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I want you to be
my right hand, Banks.

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Make sure America
keeps this aboveboard.

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Fucking dream team.
Mm.

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And, O'Doyle.
You protect Janice.

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Sir?
She's essential, O'Doyle.

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You think Luke would leave C-3PO
to rot on a critical mission?

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Actually don't answer that.

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Janice is the only one

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who knows the natives'
language and culture.

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I need my best man
protecting her.

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Your best man
respectfully passes.

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No. He doesn't.
[ Sighs ] Fine.

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I will remove my personal oath
of protection from you.

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[ Breathes deeply ] Place
your head upon my chakra.

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Athrym Mo Me Hoyem.

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Just say
you love each other, guys.

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This is purely transactional!

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Boop éy.
Boop éy.

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It is done.
All right, people!

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We're gonna do it cool
and aboveboard.

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Let's roll!

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Wow, kinda thought
the inside would be bigger.

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Does, uh, anyone happen
to have my brand of deodorant?

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Isn't this grand, Francis?
You and me in Hollow Earth?

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We can really get to know
each other.

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Ma'am,
it's a security detail.

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These are my 18 grandkids,
starting with the uggos.

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Kill me.

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Wow. [ Chuckles ]

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Are you guys seeing
this place?

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It's dripping with energy!

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Oh, Janice, you were right.
It's so beautiful --

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Oh, fuck!
A leggy worm!

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Ma'am! Get behind me!
Don't shoot!

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That's a leg-gee-gee!
It's sacred!

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[ Clicking tongue ]

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[ Roars ]

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[ Clicking tongue ]

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Holy shit, Janice!

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See? This is why you
always bring a protocol droid.

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Goodoo me doo-woooo.
Goodoo!

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Janice, tell them
we apologize

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for our past administration's
mistakes,

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and we've come
to make a fair deal.

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Boo-gaa.

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Phoo troo yoo ma-roo?

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Ee-Yoo. Ee-Yoo.

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Although I'm wary
of all Crusties,

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it is cool that you cared enough
to bring a Kaka-Mundo.

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One who speaks
like the Daaboo.

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You know English?

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Your Clin-ton left
an Us Weekly down here.

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We used it
to teach ourselves.

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Tell us,
is Backstreet still back?

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Janice? Janice! My love!

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Toomoo! Oh, Toomoo!

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Mwah! Mwah! Mwah! Mwah!
[ Smooching ]

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Mwah! Mwah! Mwah! Mwah!
Mwah! Mwah! Mwah!

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I must say, you have super big
balls coming down here again.

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But your Kaka-Mundo
has softened our hearts, so...

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I'm listening.
Thank you, Koochoo.

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As a peace offering, we've
brought gifts from above --

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Crocs and Kirkland's version
of Flamin' Hot Cheetos.

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It is customary for a gift giver
to drink their own piss

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before anyone
accepts a gift.

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Hmm?
You have to drink
your own piss first.

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Yeah, yeah, no, I heard.

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But is there --
Uh, can I get a reason?

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Together: To show that you are
pure of heart and body.

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Hey, we take big swings,
right?

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Right. Um, yes.

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Okay, I'm just gonna
go over here.

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Koochoo,
I'm not gonna play around.

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In exchange for your energy,
I'd like to offer you statehood.

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A chance to join
our great nation.
Pass.

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How about
ecological protection?

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Or statehood?

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Hey, get your own star,
maybe a football team?

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Please.
Okay. Uh-huh.

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Mmmm, nope.
Mnh-mnh. No.

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Oh, what's happening?

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Hu-- Here we go.

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[ Gulping ]

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Ah! I did it!
America did it!

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Thank you.
And as for our deal,

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we just want
50,000 Toyota RAV4s.

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Huh?
Us Weekly said it's not a toy,

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but that doesn't mean it won't
make you feel like a kid again.

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Uh, Banks...

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can you put in an order
for 50,000 RAV4s?

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The all-new 1996 model.
Done.

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What do you say?

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Vroom-vroom!

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This is
a momentous day.

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Today, we solved
America's power crisis

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by adding
the energy of friends.

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-Aww!
-Aww!

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Flying in the plug!

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Okay,
so how do we patch in?

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Should we just start
stripping the wiring or...

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I dunno. You should
probably ask the people

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who supply
the tree's power.

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I thought
the tree is the power.

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Oh, it totally was,
but then we used it all.

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Now we get our power
from the Moss People below us.

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Banks: You're telling me
after we did this whole thing

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and drank piss we have to talk
to someone else?!

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Well, they certainly
won't talk to us.

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We've exploited them
a lot.

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Also, our RAV4 vroom-vroom deal
still stands

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because you'll need to run
power through our world.

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God damn it! Just take us
to the power source!

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Toomoo! As elder, you are
in charge in my absence.

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Very well. I will pause
from the best lovemaking

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of my entire life
to lead our village.

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-Aww!
-Sir? For the love of God.

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My job can't be to hang out

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and hear a grandma have
gross old-people sex.

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She's their Kaka-Mundo.

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Your job is whatever it needs
to be to keep her safe.

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[ Sighs ]
[ Both smooching ]

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Mm! Tiny kisses --
my favorite.

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See you tonight?

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You bet
your noodly biscuits.

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-Bye, my love!
-Bye, cutie!

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Ugh, gross!
Come on!

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Sorry.
Shirt got caught on my bomb.

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Wait. What?

241
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Yeah,
when I was younger,

242
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I signed up to be
the last line of defense in case

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a hostile force ever took
control of the Oval Office.

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Holy shit.

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00:08:33,471 --> 00:08:35,432
Well, I had a womb. I figured,
"Why not weaponize it?"

246
00:08:35,472 --> 00:08:38,226
They called me the first
"Kamikaze Secretary."

247
00:08:38,268 --> 00:08:41,145
Okay, that's bad-ass.
Heh. You wanna see bad-ass?

248
00:08:41,229 --> 00:08:42,731
I'll show you
how to use your tongue

249
00:08:42,813 --> 00:08:43,940
to control
a 60-foot worm.

250
00:08:43,982 --> 00:08:45,650
And not in a gross way.

251
00:08:47,652 --> 00:08:49,070
Whoa!

252
00:08:49,154 --> 00:08:50,572
See? Our tree's plugged
into the Life Rock,

253
00:08:50,655 --> 00:08:52,657
like I said.
Shulu shulu! Shu-boo!

254
00:08:52,699 --> 00:08:54,659
Shulu shulu!
No, no, no, no, no.

255
00:08:54,743 --> 00:08:56,119
Shu-gadoo gulu.

256
00:08:56,161 --> 00:08:57,454
They're just yelling
obscenities at us.

257
00:08:57,495 --> 00:08:59,247
Mostly mom stuff.
Bugadu. Dudu ma!

258
00:08:59,330 --> 00:09:00,999
No! Don't yell back!
That's insane!

259
00:09:01,041 --> 00:09:02,292
Tell them we've come
to negotiate

260
00:09:02,333 --> 00:09:04,669
in good faith.
-Shu-boo shulu.

261
00:09:07,505 --> 00:09:08,715
For your piss.

262
00:09:08,798 --> 00:09:10,842
Wait, me again?
Why me?

263
00:09:10,884 --> 00:09:15,138
Finally, some leaders who aren't
dishonest green douchebags.

264
00:09:15,180 --> 00:09:17,182
You're a cool guy.
-It's kinda my thing.

265
00:09:17,223 --> 00:09:19,142
Yeah, well,
he made a deal with us first.

266
00:09:19,184 --> 00:09:20,894
We're getting
50,000 RAV4s.

267
00:09:20,977 --> 00:09:23,188
Then we want
50,000 RAV5s.

268
00:09:23,229 --> 00:09:25,023
Uh, they didn't make
RAV5s.

269
00:09:25,065 --> 00:09:27,650
Okay, hardball.
60,000 RAV4s.

270
00:09:27,692 --> 00:09:29,694
President Curtis:
Before I agree to anything,

271
00:09:29,736 --> 00:09:31,988
I want proof this is
the main source of power.

272
00:09:32,030 --> 00:09:35,033
Uh...we're plugged into
the level below us,

273
00:09:35,075 --> 00:09:37,786
but you can't run power through
here without cutting us in.

274
00:09:37,869 --> 00:09:39,370
What the fuck, guys?!

275
00:09:39,412 --> 00:09:42,624
♪ And then they did it
a few more times ♪

276
00:09:42,707 --> 00:09:45,919
♪ Banks had to drink
more piss ♪

277
00:09:46,878 --> 00:09:50,340
♪ They really did it
a few more times ♪

278
00:09:50,381 --> 00:09:53,843
♪ But there's even more
after this ♪

279
00:09:53,885 --> 00:09:55,678
♪ After this worm ♪

280
00:09:55,720 --> 00:09:58,223
[ O'Doyle and Janice
clicking tongues ]

281
00:09:59,224 --> 00:10:01,017
Nice clicking, Francis.

282
00:10:01,059 --> 00:10:02,477
Next time,
use a little more throat.

283
00:10:02,560 --> 00:10:04,020
Yes, ma'am.
You know what'll help?

284
00:10:04,062 --> 00:10:05,730
Daaboo ice cream.

285
00:10:05,772 --> 00:10:08,316
They serve it so hot, it'll put
calluses on your larynx.

286
00:10:08,399 --> 00:10:10,944
Now go find us a rock to sit on.
Back in a jiff!

287
00:10:11,027 --> 00:10:12,195
Okay, rock.

288
00:10:12,237 --> 00:10:13,905
Looking for a rock.

289
00:10:13,947 --> 00:10:15,865
All the rocks are
on the ceiling.

290
00:10:15,907 --> 00:10:17,951
[ Smooching ]
[ Sighs ]

291
00:10:18,034 --> 00:10:19,369
That son of a...

292
00:10:19,410 --> 00:10:21,663
Hey, buddy.
What are you doing?

293
00:10:21,704 --> 00:10:23,289
I'm just having sex
with two women.

294
00:10:23,373 --> 00:10:24,791
What's your problem?

295
00:10:24,874 --> 00:10:26,876
Don't you think that's,
you know, a little much?

296
00:10:26,918 --> 00:10:28,253
What if Janice saw?

297
00:10:28,294 --> 00:10:30,380
Look, I don't know
how it is on the crust,

298
00:10:30,421 --> 00:10:31,631
but down here,
we got a saying --

299
00:10:31,714 --> 00:10:33,258
The more leaves
on the plant,

300
00:10:33,299 --> 00:10:34,801
the more you should rub
your dick on it.

301
00:10:34,884 --> 00:10:36,386
Listen to me, you slut.

302
00:10:36,427 --> 00:10:38,263
I care about Janice,
so if you hurt her,

303
00:10:38,304 --> 00:10:40,723
I will beat
your green witch face so hard,

304
00:10:40,765 --> 00:10:42,100
you won't be able
to see a woman,

305
00:10:42,183 --> 00:10:43,601
let alone touch her!

306
00:10:43,643 --> 00:10:45,937
But they could still touch me,
right?

307
00:10:45,979 --> 00:10:47,730
They won't want to.

308
00:10:47,772 --> 00:10:49,607
Koochoo:
Oh, my God, you suck so bad!
[ Indistinct arguing ]

309
00:10:49,649 --> 00:10:51,609
-You exploited us!
-It's your fault!

310
00:10:51,651 --> 00:10:52,861
-Get your mushroom off of me!
-And now you suck even more.

311
00:10:52,944 --> 00:10:54,279
Guys! Fuck!

312
00:10:54,320 --> 00:10:57,115
It's hot and I'm tired
and America is out

313
00:10:57,157 --> 00:10:59,242
hundreds of thousands
of '90s-style RAV4s

314
00:10:59,284 --> 00:11:00,952
that we don't even have!

315
00:11:00,994 --> 00:11:03,079
Wait, are we the only ones
who asked for Oakley sunglasses?

316
00:11:03,121 --> 00:11:04,372
I want to renegotiate!

317
00:11:04,455 --> 00:11:05,957
No! No more deals!

318
00:11:05,999 --> 00:11:07,792
America is done being played
for a fool!
Aah!

319
00:11:07,834 --> 00:11:09,335
[ Grunts ]
What?

320
00:11:09,419 --> 00:11:10,795
What the hell is this?

321
00:11:10,837 --> 00:11:12,463
The source of all our power.

322
00:11:12,505 --> 00:11:14,424
It's like an infinite
wireless battery or something.

323
00:11:14,465 --> 00:11:16,134
It's a spaceship, you dunce.

324
00:11:16,176 --> 00:11:18,845
Looks like it crashed into
the Earth's crust centuries ago.

325
00:11:18,928 --> 00:11:20,221
Wait, there's something inside.

326
00:11:20,263 --> 00:11:22,098
Did any of you
even bother to open this?

327
00:11:22,140 --> 00:11:24,601
Why would we open
a battery?

328
00:11:24,642 --> 00:11:26,853
Oh, my Goooood!

329
00:11:26,936 --> 00:11:30,315
Look at these things! Mwah!
They're adorable!

330
00:11:30,356 --> 00:11:33,109
Sir, the power isn't
coming from the ship.

331
00:11:33,151 --> 00:11:34,777
It's coming
from the Gobobears.

332
00:11:34,819 --> 00:11:36,362
By the way,
I also just named them that.

333
00:11:36,446 --> 00:11:38,281
Perfect name.
Aww! And look!

334
00:11:38,323 --> 00:11:40,116
They reproduce via mitosis.

335
00:11:40,158 --> 00:11:41,784
[ Whimpers ]

336
00:11:41,826 --> 00:11:43,244
Wow, and they do it fast.

337
00:11:43,328 --> 00:11:44,954
I'm not really seeing
the big deal here.

338
00:11:44,996 --> 00:11:46,915
President Curtis: Open your
eyes, mushroom lady! Mwah!

339
00:11:46,956 --> 00:11:49,500
They would have given you all
infinite, sustainable power!

340
00:11:49,542 --> 00:11:51,419
Mwah! None of this
was necessary! Mwah.

341
00:11:51,502 --> 00:11:53,671
You idiots didn't need
to plug in or exploit at all!

342
00:11:53,755 --> 00:11:55,340
Please, you don't have to yell.
Oh, my gosh.

343
00:11:55,381 --> 00:11:57,175
Sir, calculating based
on the speed of reproduction,

344
00:11:57,258 --> 00:12:00,094
all we need is two of these to
fix America's grid. Mwah. Mwah.

345
00:12:00,178 --> 00:12:01,429
We'll leave the rest
to be free-range.

346
00:12:01,512 --> 00:12:02,680
Not that they deserve them!

347
00:12:02,764 --> 00:12:04,349
Fine! Let's get the hell
out of here.

348
00:12:04,432 --> 00:12:05,808
-We do deserve them!
-But my RAV4!

349
00:12:05,850 --> 00:12:07,685
Eat my ass.
And lose America's number.

350
00:12:07,769 --> 00:12:08,895
Nickel leader: Not cool!

351
00:12:08,978 --> 00:12:10,146
[ Gasping ]

352
00:12:10,188 --> 00:12:11,481
O-Ow. Ow!
Shit!

353
00:12:11,522 --> 00:12:13,316
You weren't kidding.
Oh!

354
00:12:13,358 --> 00:12:14,776
How are you eating this?

355
00:12:14,817 --> 00:12:16,653
Oh, I don't listen to my body
when it whines.

356
00:12:16,694 --> 00:12:18,154
You're my hero.
[ Elevator whirring ]

357
00:12:18,196 --> 00:12:20,657
Come on, guys!
We're leaving!

358
00:12:20,698 --> 00:12:22,283
Now? But Toomoo.

359
00:12:22,367 --> 00:12:24,786
Oh, shit.
O'Doyle, grab the Gobobears!

360
00:12:24,827 --> 00:12:26,955
Mwah.
Wow, their eyes are huge. Mm!

361
00:12:27,038 --> 00:12:29,582
Oh, there's my man!

362
00:12:29,666 --> 00:12:32,210
Toomoo, honey!
We're leaving!

363
00:12:32,252 --> 00:12:34,379
[ Gasps ]

364
00:12:34,420 --> 00:12:35,880
Shit, shit, shit, shit, shit.

365
00:12:37,382 --> 00:12:38,508
[ Ice cream cone thuds ]

366
00:12:38,549 --> 00:12:39,634
Oh...

367
00:12:39,717 --> 00:12:41,052
Janice! Come on!

368
00:12:41,135 --> 00:12:43,304
The Gobobears aren't
getting any cuter.

369
00:12:43,388 --> 00:12:44,722
[ Chattering ]

370
00:12:44,806 --> 00:12:46,516
Oh, how dare you!

371
00:12:46,557 --> 00:12:48,351
My fellow Americans...

372
00:12:48,393 --> 00:12:49,852
the nerds wanted to put
restraints

373
00:12:49,894 --> 00:12:51,062
on American electricity,

374
00:12:51,145 --> 00:12:52,563
but I figured out
how to give you

375
00:12:52,647 --> 00:12:55,400
even more
unlimited energy forever!

376
00:12:55,441 --> 00:12:56,693
-Aww!
-Aww!

377
00:12:56,734 --> 00:12:58,403
This is Two-Toes.
[ Smooches ]

378
00:12:58,444 --> 00:12:59,988
One of several
miraculous creatures

379
00:13:00,071 --> 00:13:02,532
we freed from the deep dangers
of Hollow Earth.

380
00:13:02,573 --> 00:13:05,368
And thanks to some
rad-ass energy-absorbing tech.

381
00:13:05,410 --> 00:13:07,036
we've not only stabilized
the grid --

382
00:13:07,078 --> 00:13:08,371
We've done it adorably.

383
00:13:08,413 --> 00:13:09,872
-Mr. President!
-Mr. President!

384
00:13:09,914 --> 00:13:12,208
Frank.
Sir, American deserves
to know --

385
00:13:12,250 --> 00:13:13,626
How are you
so fucking cool?

386
00:13:13,710 --> 00:13:15,211
When you got it, you got it.
[ Rumbling ]

387
00:13:15,253 --> 00:13:16,546
Wait. What the hell is that?

388
00:13:16,587 --> 00:13:18,256
General: Attention.
[ Crowd gasps ]

389
00:13:18,298 --> 00:13:20,675
We have detected that
your mystical native race lives

390
00:13:20,758 --> 00:13:23,720
on top of a rare substance
known as Cantgetium.

391
00:13:23,761 --> 00:13:26,222
What?
We're not mystical or native!

392
00:13:26,264 --> 00:13:28,224
We're notorious for colonizing!

393
00:13:28,266 --> 00:13:30,727
Prepare for harvesting.
[ Screaming ]

394
00:13:30,768 --> 00:13:34,522
Oh, man. Us Weekly's gonna have
a field day with this!

395
00:13:35,732 --> 00:13:37,900
Oh, shit!
These motherfuckers are crazy!

396
00:13:37,942 --> 00:13:39,152
[ Smooching ]

397
00:13:39,235 --> 00:13:40,570
[ Whirring ]

398
00:13:40,611 --> 00:13:42,905
[ Gobobears whimpering ]

399
00:13:42,947 --> 00:13:44,032
[ Gasps ]

400
00:13:44,115 --> 00:13:45,283
Crinkle Ear! Nooo!

401
00:13:45,325 --> 00:13:47,452
You goddamn monsters!

402
00:13:47,493 --> 00:13:49,120
Pilot: Ha ha ha!
Holy shit.

403
00:13:49,162 --> 00:13:50,538
It's not just on the surface.

404
00:13:50,580 --> 00:13:52,290
There's even more Cantgetium
below us.

405
00:13:52,373 --> 00:13:53,750
Guys, you think
this is too much?

406
00:13:53,790 --> 00:13:55,918
Like, isn't this
predictably awful?

407
00:13:55,960 --> 00:13:59,380
That's why we're called
"Arch-ians," Mr. Scientist.

408
00:13:59,464 --> 00:14:02,550
We've evolved
by abandoning all nuance.

409
00:14:02,633 --> 00:14:05,053
Now...put a drill in the ground

410
00:14:05,136 --> 00:14:07,096
and suck this planet dry.

411
00:14:07,138 --> 00:14:09,724
[ Laughs evilly ]

412
00:14:09,807 --> 00:14:13,478
♪♪

413
00:14:13,519 --> 00:14:16,022
Oh, my God!
They're drilling for more bears?

414
00:14:16,105 --> 00:14:17,940
I should have never pushed you
to go down there.

415
00:14:17,982 --> 00:14:20,068
I was drinking the Kool-Aid
too hard on our administration.

416
00:14:20,151 --> 00:14:21,736
Mwah.
This one's on me. Mwah.

417
00:14:21,819 --> 00:14:23,279
I should have listened
to the nerds

418
00:14:23,321 --> 00:14:24,781
and done the boring,
responsible thing!

419
00:14:24,822 --> 00:14:26,783
I just wanted to be
America's cool dad.

420
00:14:26,824 --> 00:14:28,659
[ Helicopter blades whirring ]

421
00:14:30,620 --> 00:14:32,413
Seriously?
Not even a dent?

422
00:14:32,455 --> 00:14:33,998
[ Missiles firing ]

423
00:14:36,125 --> 00:14:37,460
[ Gobobears whimpering ]

424
00:14:37,502 --> 00:14:39,796
Sir! None of our weapons
can bring them down!

425
00:14:39,837 --> 00:14:42,006
And we've spent
millions of tax dollars trying!

426
00:14:42,048 --> 00:14:43,925
We need to get
these Gobobears outta here.

427
00:14:44,008 --> 00:14:46,511
All of them!
Take care of Two-Toes for me!
Mwah.

428
00:14:46,594 --> 00:14:48,179
Banks! What are you doing?
Mwah.

429
00:14:48,262 --> 00:14:49,639
Finding a way
to bring them down.

430
00:14:49,680 --> 00:14:51,349
I didn't drink all that piss
for nothing.

431
00:14:51,391 --> 00:14:52,975
Rahhhhh!

432
00:14:53,017 --> 00:14:54,644
[ Grunting ]

433
00:14:56,854 --> 00:14:58,856
Right.
Best to just let her cook.

434
00:14:58,898 --> 00:15:01,109
Let's roll!

435
00:15:01,192 --> 00:15:02,652
Mwah. Mwah. Mwah.
[ Rumbling ]

436
00:15:02,693 --> 00:15:03,486
[ Gasps ]

437
00:15:03,528 --> 00:15:04,821
What the hell?!

438
00:15:04,862 --> 00:15:07,323
-Oh!
-Oh, no! No, no, no, no, no, no!

439
00:15:07,365 --> 00:15:09,200
Oh, my God!
Stay strong, Daaboo!

440
00:15:09,242 --> 00:15:12,328
Like Kevin in the all-new
motion picture, "Home Alone."

441
00:15:12,370 --> 00:15:13,871
Good work, soldiers.

442
00:15:13,913 --> 00:15:15,706
Get those Gobobears
some blankets and kisses.

443
00:15:15,748 --> 00:15:17,667
It's bad, sir.
We estimate their drill

444
00:15:17,708 --> 00:15:20,420
will reach the Gobobear layer
in a couple of hours.

445
00:15:20,503 --> 00:15:22,130
Banks, did you hack in?

446
00:15:22,213 --> 00:15:23,172
It's an alien code base.

447
00:15:23,214 --> 00:15:24,715
I-I don't understand it!

448
00:15:24,757 --> 00:15:26,300
Can't you just think like them
or something?

449
00:15:26,384 --> 00:15:27,927
Upload an alien brain?

450
00:15:28,010 --> 00:15:30,388
Maybe if I reduce skepticism
and boost my adaptability,

451
00:15:30,430 --> 00:15:31,848
I can remove all barriers

452
00:15:31,889 --> 00:15:33,850
towards understanding
their culture.

453
00:15:33,891 --> 00:15:36,269
My mind would be open
to literally everything.

454
00:15:36,352 --> 00:15:37,562
But that sounds dangerous.

455
00:15:37,603 --> 00:15:39,480
Wow, whoa, whoo. Shit.
Banks?

456
00:15:39,564 --> 00:15:41,607
Damn, mm-hmm, wow, whoa.
Shit.

457
00:15:41,691 --> 00:15:43,568
Ooh. Cool. Wow. Whoa.

458
00:15:43,609 --> 00:15:45,236
Well,
this could go a few ways.

459
00:15:45,278 --> 00:15:47,864
Sir. Koochoo called to say
the Hollow Earthers are using

460
00:15:47,905 --> 00:15:51,033
our elevator to come up and
fight the giant drill machine.

461
00:15:51,075 --> 00:15:52,535
I say we ghost them.

462
00:15:52,577 --> 00:15:53,578
Just pretend
we never heard them,

463
00:15:53,661 --> 00:15:54,912
make full eye contact,

464
00:15:54,954 --> 00:15:56,873
turn around,
and let them die alone.

465
00:15:56,914 --> 00:16:00,334
I'll take that
into consideration, Janice.

466
00:16:00,418 --> 00:16:02,670
[ Sobbing ]
O'Doyle: [ Clicking tongue ]

467
00:16:02,753 --> 00:16:04,088
Oh. Oh.

468
00:16:04,130 --> 00:16:05,590
[ Clicking tongue ]

469
00:16:05,673 --> 00:16:08,092
Oh, God. You're crying
because I was so good at it.

470
00:16:08,176 --> 00:16:09,927
No, you still sound awful.

471
00:16:10,011 --> 00:16:13,264
Oh, I'm sad
because Toomoo ghosted me.

472
00:16:13,306 --> 00:16:15,892
Oh, don't be. I protected you
from that piece of shit.

473
00:16:15,933 --> 00:16:17,727
What?
I caught him cheating on you,

474
00:16:17,768 --> 00:16:19,187
so I threatened
to break his face.

475
00:16:19,270 --> 00:16:21,814
Don't worry -- I got you.
What is wrong with you?!

476
00:16:21,898 --> 00:16:24,567
I haven't seen him in years.
I don't care if he's exclusive.

477
00:16:24,609 --> 00:16:26,903
It was just nice
to know he still loved me.

478
00:16:26,944 --> 00:16:28,988
Uh, a-are you upset
with me?

479
00:16:29,071 --> 00:16:31,199
Francis, I don't know
if your brain is broken

480
00:16:31,282 --> 00:16:34,035
or you're just a bro, but your
toxic, transactional way

481
00:16:34,076 --> 00:16:35,703
of showing emotions
has got to stop.

482
00:16:35,786 --> 00:16:38,539
You are done protecting me!

483
00:16:40,124 --> 00:16:41,584
So...you forgive me?

484
00:16:41,626 --> 00:16:43,794
Janice: No, you weird,
selfish dick!

485
00:16:46,005 --> 00:16:47,632
Uh! Koochoo.

486
00:16:47,673 --> 00:16:49,634
Never thought I'd see
your sorry ass on the surface.

487
00:16:49,675 --> 00:16:51,552
We gonna do this,
or what, Crustie?

488
00:16:51,636 --> 00:16:54,388
Listen up! This isn't just
about energy anymore.

489
00:16:54,472 --> 00:16:56,265
It's about our homes!
Our livelihoods!

490
00:16:56,307 --> 00:16:57,767
Protecting our Gobobears!

491
00:16:57,808 --> 00:17:01,103
Together,
we can take down this harvester!

492
00:17:01,145 --> 00:17:02,313
With my nickel!

493
00:17:02,355 --> 00:17:04,648
-And my moss!
-And my shroom!

494
00:17:04,732 --> 00:17:07,401
Yeah! Okay, sure.
Go get 'em, guys!

495
00:17:07,484 --> 00:17:08,819
Hollow Earth!

496
00:17:08,903 --> 00:17:11,280
-We got this!
-Charge!

497
00:17:11,321 --> 00:17:12,906
[ Hollow Earthers yelling ]

498
00:17:12,990 --> 00:17:16,786
[ Screaming ]

499
00:17:16,827 --> 00:17:18,454
Whoa!

500
00:17:18,496 --> 00:17:19,789
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
No, no, no, no. Stop!

501
00:17:19,829 --> 00:17:21,624
I was only playing along
for camaraderie.

502
00:17:21,665 --> 00:17:22,791
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit!

503
00:17:22,833 --> 00:17:24,794
Oh, that's hard to watch.

504
00:17:24,835 --> 00:17:26,503
For Janice!

505
00:17:26,546 --> 00:17:28,214
[ Yelling ]

506
00:17:28,297 --> 00:17:30,132
You aren't allowed to die!

507
00:17:30,174 --> 00:17:31,801
You again?

508
00:17:31,842 --> 00:17:34,095
You need to make love
to my co-worker. You hear me?!

509
00:17:34,178 --> 00:17:35,471
What is wrong with you?

510
00:17:35,513 --> 00:17:37,056
I'm not good
at this.

511
00:17:37,139 --> 00:17:39,058
[ Rumbling,
Gobobears whimpering ]

512
00:17:39,141 --> 00:17:43,646
♪♪

513
00:17:43,688 --> 00:17:45,898
Our drill is closing in
on that Cantgetium, General.

514
00:17:45,982 --> 00:17:48,651
Ha ha ha!
Nothing can get in our way now.

515
00:17:48,693 --> 00:17:49,902
[ Door opens ]
What?

516
00:17:49,986 --> 00:17:50,987
Huh?

517
00:17:51,028 --> 00:17:52,321
Who are you?

518
00:17:52,363 --> 00:17:54,156
Why did you just slide
a gun towards me?

519
00:17:54,198 --> 00:17:56,492
Hak nagala.
What?

520
00:17:56,534 --> 00:17:59,704
No one but us
understands our language.

521
00:17:59,745 --> 00:18:01,497
I've opened my mind
to your culture.

522
00:18:01,539 --> 00:18:02,999
Absorbed it all.
Ah.

523
00:18:03,040 --> 00:18:06,168
But you still want to know
why we do it.

524
00:18:06,210 --> 00:18:10,381
As a boy, my species ravaged
our own planet for energy.

525
00:18:10,423 --> 00:18:13,801
And when that wasn't enough,
we drained our sun and --

526
00:18:13,884 --> 00:18:14,844
Agh!

527
00:18:14,885 --> 00:18:16,178
You!

528
00:18:16,220 --> 00:18:19,640
[ Weakly ] You murdered me
while monologuing!

529
00:18:19,724 --> 00:18:23,227
That's the most
Archian thing ever.

530
00:18:23,269 --> 00:18:24,228
[ Gasping ]

531
00:18:24,270 --> 00:18:27,732
I...think...I-I love you.

532
00:18:28,941 --> 00:18:30,484
Mr. Pilot.

533
00:18:30,568 --> 00:18:32,361
Well, now it's weird
if I say "I love you," too.

534
00:18:32,403 --> 00:18:34,488
But I was thinking it.

535
00:18:34,572 --> 00:18:35,573
[ Cellphone rings ]

536
00:18:35,615 --> 00:18:37,033
Banks.
Oh, thank God.

537
00:18:37,074 --> 00:18:38,576
These Hollow Earthers
are terrible allies.

538
00:18:38,618 --> 00:18:40,453
Good news
and bad news, sir.

539
00:18:40,536 --> 00:18:42,872
I went full Archian, but it did
help me find a vulnerability.

540
00:18:42,913 --> 00:18:45,625
There's a small thermal vent
that leads to their engine core.

541
00:18:45,708 --> 00:18:47,835
We blow that up,
it'll take down the whole fleet.

542
00:18:47,918 --> 00:18:49,462
Hell yeah!

543
00:18:49,545 --> 00:18:51,172
Get your ass out here
so we can Death Star this thing!

544
00:18:51,255 --> 00:18:53,591
Guys! We're gonna use
actual missiles

545
00:18:53,633 --> 00:18:54,717
to hit an actual weak spot.

546
00:18:54,759 --> 00:18:56,260
Get the hell out of the way!

547
00:18:56,302 --> 00:18:57,720
Hollow Earther: Okay.
[ Hollow Earthers mumbling ]

548
00:18:57,762 --> 00:18:59,055
Missiles aren't gonna cut it,
sir.

549
00:18:59,096 --> 00:19:00,556
We need to suck
their defenses dry.

550
00:19:00,598 --> 00:19:02,350
Sorry. Fuck.
Give me a sec.

551
00:19:02,433 --> 00:19:03,601
Ohhhh. Oh!

552
00:19:03,643 --> 00:19:05,061
Here comes the shame.
Uhhhh...

553
00:19:05,102 --> 00:19:07,104
-I got you.
-Uch, stop handing me piss.

554
00:19:07,146 --> 00:19:08,939
My arc wasn't learning
to love piss.

555
00:19:09,023 --> 00:19:11,067
Sorry. Where was I?
Missiles aren't gonna cut it.

556
00:19:11,108 --> 00:19:13,235
We need a nuke
to blow out their engine core.

557
00:19:13,277 --> 00:19:14,612
We're 30 miles from D.C.!

558
00:19:14,654 --> 00:19:16,614
That would cause fallout
for decades.

559
00:19:16,697 --> 00:19:18,240
Well, what the hell
are we gonna shoot in there?

560
00:19:18,282 --> 00:19:19,742
Two-Two: [ Deep voice ] Me.
[ All gasp ]

561
00:19:19,784 --> 00:19:21,077
Two-Toes? You can talk?

562
00:19:21,118 --> 00:19:22,745
As you have been kissing
and petting me,

563
00:19:22,787 --> 00:19:24,789
I have learned your language.

564
00:19:24,830 --> 00:19:27,041
Where I come from,
there is nothing but energy.

565
00:19:27,083 --> 00:19:30,586
We left in search of the
rarest element in the universe.

566
00:19:30,628 --> 00:19:32,088
Pearls?
Love.

567
00:19:32,129 --> 00:19:33,923
-Obviously.
-"The Fifth Element."

568
00:19:33,964 --> 00:19:35,633
We spent a lifetime searching.

569
00:19:35,675 --> 00:19:39,095
But it only took a day with you
to finally understand it.

570
00:19:39,136 --> 00:19:41,722
If you let my people return home
with this knowledge,

571
00:19:41,806 --> 00:19:44,392
I will take out the harvester.

572
00:19:44,475 --> 00:19:45,768
Clean energy, no radiation.

573
00:19:45,810 --> 00:19:48,062
You have my word, Two-Toes.
[ Smooches ]

574
00:19:48,145 --> 00:19:49,605
Load me in.

575
00:19:49,647 --> 00:19:52,066
[ Dramatic music plays ]

576
00:19:52,149 --> 00:19:59,782
♪♪

577
00:19:59,824 --> 00:20:01,117
[ Whimpers ]

578
00:20:01,158 --> 00:20:02,284
[ Grunts ]

579
00:20:02,326 --> 00:20:04,245
[ Whimpers ]

580
00:20:04,328 --> 00:20:06,622
♪♪

581
00:20:06,664 --> 00:20:08,874
[ All cheering ]

582
00:20:11,502 --> 00:20:13,421
[ Door slams open ]
Toomoo?

583
00:20:13,504 --> 00:20:15,089
My favorite of all my loves!

584
00:20:15,131 --> 00:20:17,675
Janice, look, I'm good
at stopping bullets,

585
00:20:17,717 --> 00:20:19,343
and a penis is a bullet,

586
00:20:19,385 --> 00:20:20,970
so I stopped this.

587
00:20:21,011 --> 00:20:22,638
I-I still don't know
how to do this right,

588
00:20:22,680 --> 00:20:23,848
but here.

589
00:20:23,889 --> 00:20:25,516
Thank you, Francis.

590
00:20:25,599 --> 00:20:27,309
Wait till
I'm out of the room!

591
00:20:27,351 --> 00:20:29,812
President Curtis: Your people
came in search of love.

592
00:20:29,854 --> 00:20:31,439
And in doing so,

593
00:20:31,522 --> 00:20:33,607
they helped us to find
the power within ourselves.

594
00:20:33,691 --> 00:20:34,942
Not that we can monetize that

595
00:20:35,025 --> 00:20:36,902
or use it to play Xbox,
but, still.

596
00:20:36,986 --> 00:20:38,571
You can all go home now.

597
00:20:38,654 --> 00:20:40,030
[ Gobobears chattering ]

598
00:20:40,072 --> 00:20:41,741
-Bye!
-Goddamn adorable.

599
00:20:41,824 --> 00:20:44,744
Koochoo: Aww.
Their tails must get so dirty.

600
00:20:46,537 --> 00:20:47,913
Aww.

601
00:20:47,997 --> 00:20:50,958
Wait, that was
our entire energy supply!

602
00:20:51,041 --> 00:20:53,753
Well, you certainly fucked us,
Mr. President.

603
00:20:53,836 --> 00:20:56,005
Not only
did you not get us power --

604
00:20:56,046 --> 00:20:58,883
We had to build an extra
power plant in Hollow Earth

605
00:20:58,966 --> 00:21:01,886
because you crippled
their energy source.

606
00:21:01,969 --> 00:21:04,555
Not to mention all
the 1990s-style RAV4s

607
00:21:04,638 --> 00:21:08,017
we had to put into production
as some kind of apology.

608
00:21:08,058 --> 00:21:10,144
Am I taking crazy pills?
[ Sighs ]

609
00:21:10,227 --> 00:21:11,854
Just show me
in the simplest terms.

610
00:21:11,896 --> 00:21:15,483
What is America's
biggest energy suck?

611
00:21:15,566 --> 00:21:17,193
[ Gasps ] Shit.

612
00:21:17,234 --> 00:21:19,361
Which is why,
as of 1:00 p.m. today,

613
00:21:19,403 --> 00:21:21,822
we are implementing
an AI porn tax.

614
00:21:21,906 --> 00:21:23,491
[ Crowd gasps ]

615
00:21:23,532 --> 00:21:27,244
AI porn takes up about 95%
of our energy as a nation.

616
00:21:27,286 --> 00:21:30,122
Every citizen will be limited
to two keywords per day...

617
00:21:30,206 --> 00:21:31,874
every company, two letters.

618
00:21:31,916 --> 00:21:34,001
But if the Gobobears taught us
anything,

619
00:21:34,084 --> 00:21:35,336
it's
that we can get through this

620
00:21:35,419 --> 00:21:36,962
with the power of love.

621
00:21:37,046 --> 00:21:38,088
[ Reporters
shouting indistinctly ]
Frank.

622
00:21:38,130 --> 00:21:39,340
Mr. President,
you really think

623
00:21:39,423 --> 00:21:40,841
it's cool to tax our penis?

624
00:21:40,925 --> 00:21:42,635
No, Frank, none of this
is "cool." Stuckey.

625
00:21:42,718 --> 00:21:45,721
Sir, people online are already
calling you the "CumTaxer."

626
00:21:45,763 --> 00:21:48,057
Do you think that will be
your new "Battleswag" gamer tag?

627
00:21:48,098 --> 00:21:50,893
Banks, see if we can get
"CumTaxer" as my gamer tag.

628
00:21:50,935 --> 00:21:52,853
Way ahead of you, sir.

629
00:21:52,895 --> 00:21:54,730
Already secured "CumTaxer"
"CumTaxer69,"

630
00:21:54,772 --> 00:21:56,232
"CommanderNCumTax."

631
00:21:56,273 --> 00:21:57,358
Cool.

632
00:21:58,901 --> 00:22:03,405
♪ AI's not as big a danger ♪

633
00:22:03,447 --> 00:22:05,866
♪ As AI porn ♪

634
00:22:05,950 --> 00:22:09,954
♪ Everyone will make
their own porn ♪

635
00:22:10,037 --> 00:22:14,792
♪ Think of it
like brewing beer ♪

636
00:22:14,834 --> 00:22:18,712
♪ But if you brewed
8 million beers ♪

637
00:22:18,796 --> 00:22:21,882
♪ You'd stop ♪

638
00:22:24,635 --> 00:22:27,221
[ Sighing ] Oh, God damn it.