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（卻迪）

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甚麼？

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-羅夫
-甚麼事？

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原來是你一直在彈琴？

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你以為是甚麼？

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是自我幻想的情調蒙太奇？

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我們又開騷了，青蛙

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無錯

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史高達，是時候了

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收到，老細

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莎賓娜卡本特
還有30秒出場，卡本特小姐

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卡本特小姐？

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謝謝，史高達

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嘩！是你，我好鍾意你套衫

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我也是，那不如你換衫吧

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無問題

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你戴了我的假髮？

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我不戴假髮，這是我的真髮

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對，我也不戴

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-不…我…知道
-我知你知道

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-那就好
-好吧

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《布公仔騷：特別場》

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歡迎收看《布公仔騷：特別場》
還有特別嘉賓，莎賓娜卡本特

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是時候玩玩音樂　璀璨燈光夠歡樂

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是時候看布公仔　今晚等你坐埋位

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是時候要扮靚靚　長裙西裝夠省鏡

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是時候揭開序幕　《布公仔騷》與你同樂

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點解我哋次次都會嚟？

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我點識答呢個問題

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最怕呢班布公仔

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但每次都係要睇

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不如即刻開騷

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點解仲未開騷？

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是時候又要開騷

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欣賞轟動勵志、開心得意、精彩公仔騷

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就是我們的《布公仔騷》

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多謝…

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大家好，歡迎收看《布公仔騷：特別場》

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很開心回到當初開始的舞台

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後來在此結束，再之後…

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可能會再重演，這要視乎今晚的反應

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居然又吃老本

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難得觀眾受落

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不，他們是沒飯吃，才要吃老本

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首先節目開始

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有請非常特別的嘉賓

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紅極一時的唱作人兼國際巨星

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獨一無二的莎賓娜卡本特，歡迎！

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安靜點！成班爛仔

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快…掟過去

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立刻停手，否則請你離開

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森姆，放心交給我

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你說電話壞了　原來是忘記充電

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穿成這副模樣　你應該是搞笑吧

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你說你已厭了　我們有開始過嗎

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句句似曾相識　怎形容你才到家

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-蠢蛋
-咯咯

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-還是…遲鈍？
-咯

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-抑或是…無用？
-咯咯

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但有個說法比較趣緻

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-咯？
-我知道

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大細路

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為何找我善後變尋常事

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我也有生活

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懇請你放過這無辜女子

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未聽過自愛

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你腦裏沒這個字

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大細路

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為何找我善後變尋常事　虛耗我的心意

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我喜歡男孩高不可攀

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我喜歡男人沒用無能

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都是他們故意靠近　非我引火自焚

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-阿門　你們這班男人
-咯咯

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大細路

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為何找我善後變尋常事

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我也有生活

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懇請你放過這無辜女子

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我喜歡男孩高不可攀

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我喜歡男人沒用無能

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阿門　你們這班男人

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唱得好

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-我鍾意，再來…
-太好了

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開幕非常精彩，卻迪叔叔

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很精彩，咯咯雞！很抱歉球迷這麼煩

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嚇死人了

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-史高達，過來…
-是

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為何後面這麼多人？

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他們都在等候出場，老細

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甚麼？你肯定我全部有批准？

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對，還有這些

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走吧，要上台了

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記得第一次重演，大家有多興奮嗎？

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你還一直說他們的表現好有趣

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史高達，人人都知「好有趣」

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其實只是客氣說話

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你也太含蓄了吧，老細

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隨時會搞出大頭佛

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好吧，之後誰找我說話，就取消他的演出

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卻迪

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麻煩借過，明星駕到

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明星？邊度？

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-我喎，我就是…
-邊位？

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卻迪，回到劇場實在太好了

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可以讓觀眾看到最期待的畫面

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就是我

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祝你好運

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史高達？

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豬小姐，你也知道演出有點長

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又知道自己有兩幕演出

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沒錯，關於那場音樂劇

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我扮成女神阿芙蘿黛蒂
從巨型貝殼現身時

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你記得確保300個斯巴達舞蹈員

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在我唱高音降B時識得走出木馬

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是，但我在想

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作品不符史實，我怕會令你風采盡失？

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不會

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卻迪…

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我監視你們時，無意中聽到對話

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如果你有需要，我可以幫手縮短演出

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真的嗎？那就好了，你有甚麼想法？

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沒想法，直接剪

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這時演搞笑趣劇也幫不上忙，福士熊

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看來我要戴戴帽，動動腦

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-喜歡嗎？嗯？嗯？
-當然喜歡

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總之你想到怎樣縮短演出就行

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收到，老友，我已經有想法

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喂，薛夫洛根

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福士熊，真是太開心了

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我一直夢想來參加節目

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那你還有其他夢想嗎？

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甚麼意思？

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你的部分取消了

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取消？我可是執行監製

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那請你通知自己，節目方向變了

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接着有請世上
最大膽的特技大師兼行為藝術家

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多年來令觀眾和保險公司一額汗

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歡迎鋼佐大師

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多謝，多謝各位

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各位，我就是鋼佐大師

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今晚，我要挑戰奪命障礙賽道

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我會帶自動滾軸溜冰鞋迎戰

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同時背誦每個奧斯卡金像獎

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最佳女配角得主

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點火

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放刀

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立即開始

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高蒂韓、雷碧達尼安高、莎莉溫德絲

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看了就痛苦

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他較苦，還是我們較苦？

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眾生皆苦

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現在有請「假髮小豬嘜」

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蛋黃醬三文治縣的豬捷頓公爵夫人

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施加保頓勳爵和…他的女伴

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甚麼？

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甜心

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晚會真是衣香鬢影

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你好，最近好嗎？多高興見到你

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她竟然還有臉出現

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你打扮得真時髦，我喜歡那件不知何物

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看來今晚有人選擇不守服裝規定

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甜心，你太狠了

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對了，你可以去拿點飲品嗎？謝謝

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當然，寶貝，很快回來

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親愛的，我支開他了

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豬小姐

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忘記通知你，這個角色另找了別人來演

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甚麼？是誰？

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你好

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不是開玩笑吧？

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我和你一樣很茫然

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算了，那就見步行步

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親愛的，我想念你輪廓分明的下巴

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你滿頭濃密的黑髮，還有強壯的臂彎

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你說我嗎？

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是

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我回來了，甜心

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先生，你是誰？

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我都想知

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我在後台吹水，突然被迫穿上這件奇怪衫

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還被人掟上台，好嗎？

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糟糕，我被抓個正着

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眼看舊愛新歡同場

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你說我要如何取捨

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他們對我用情之深，怕只能決一死戰

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對，我也該坦白了，我有外遇

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甚麼？幾時？

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剛才在茶點間

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雖然相識不過幾秒，但我們真心相愛

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到底發生咩事？

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你聽到的，他們真心相愛
很替你開心，朋友

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謝謝，我們很幸福

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算了，我要立即離開以捍衛尊嚴

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給你們掟上台，先生

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太遲了，戲都演完了

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你放低吧，稍候還有演出

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真眼冤

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羽毛黏好，乾透前不要摟摟抱抱，下一位

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各位

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所有人的名字已按特定順序排到流程

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等我手頭上收到名單

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演出一定會順利進行

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奧林匹亞杜卡基斯、莫妮克

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你安排他演出等於搵命搏

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多謝各位

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下一個音樂演出將會走入街頭

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這條街的鼠患問題好嚴重

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呼喊穿過風與霜

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-孤身一個街裏去闖蕩
-差少少

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請你給我一剎那希望　與嚮往

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痛苦冷冰也得去忍

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要給我好意請你謹慎

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一下觸碰已可使我失神　盡退傷痕

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極目四望　罪惡之都盡是冷空

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無人痛批　人潮告終

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隨你消失　我難再可向前望

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耀目燦光　使我失去了路向

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夜中怎安寢　與你相擁皆只妄想

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夜浪似海　我於漆黑裏流放

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人間中失重　唯得你使我深信

220
00:14:30,119 --> 00:14:35,541
耀目燦光　使我失去了路向

221
00:14:36,084 --> 00:14:40,129
夜中怎安寢　與你相擁皆只妄想

222
00:14:51,265 --> 00:14:53,768
-帶走隻雀…
-交給我

223
00:14:53,851 --> 00:14:55,269
有無見到…

224
00:14:59,357 --> 00:15:03,236
抱歉，我要養聲，嚴禁閒聊，我要養聲

225
00:15:03,319 --> 00:15:05,488
史高達，情況如何？

226
00:15:05,571 --> 00:15:07,156
我下個出場？還是怎樣？

227
00:15:07,949 --> 00:15:11,285
卻迪要取消你的演出，他沒通知你？

228
00:15:11,369 --> 00:15:13,996
甚麼？我像收到通知嗎？

229
00:15:14,080 --> 00:15:18,417
你以為我穿角鬥士涼鞋是為了保健？

230
00:15:19,127 --> 00:15:20,128
應該不是？

231
00:15:21,587 --> 00:15:23,339
卻迪！

232
00:15:25,508 --> 00:15:27,760
重返舞台真開心

233
00:15:29,137 --> 00:15:30,972
很抱歉，早前出現阻滯

234
00:15:31,055 --> 00:15:32,932
我們仍在處理一些小問題

235
00:15:33,599 --> 00:15:35,309
小事，我最鍾意小問題

236
00:15:37,520 --> 00:15:39,313
我只是想說

237
00:15:39,397 --> 00:15:41,816
我們很榮幸邀請你今晚到來

238
00:15:41,899 --> 00:15:42,900
你太客氣了吧？

239
00:15:42,984 --> 00:15:44,735
來這裏演出是夢想成真

240
00:15:44,819 --> 00:15:46,863
明明我今晚可以去全世界其他地方

241
00:15:46,946 --> 00:15:48,990
我連普立茲獎也不拿

242
00:15:49,073 --> 00:15:53,035
放了設計我的25仙硬幣
還拒絕了再跟某某約會…

243
00:15:53,953 --> 00:15:54,954
真的嗎？

244
00:15:56,122 --> 00:15:57,540
-他單身？
-不是

245
00:15:58,875 --> 00:16:00,960
但我只想來這個地方

246
00:16:01,043 --> 00:16:02,044
無論如何，我都不會…

247
00:16:03,171 --> 00:16:04,797
開門，青蛙

248
00:16:04,881 --> 00:16:06,132
-對不起…
-她知道了，老細

249
00:16:06,215 --> 00:16:07,300
門口好像有人

250
00:16:10,428 --> 00:16:11,679
那個怪聲？

251
00:16:11,762 --> 00:16:14,724
不…純粹劇院有點歷史

252
00:16:15,391 --> 00:16:17,727
喉管會有雜音

253
00:16:19,562 --> 00:16:20,563
青蛙呢？

254
00:16:20,646 --> 00:16:21,647
（化妝間）

255
00:16:21,731 --> 00:16:23,107
嘩，門都無鎖

256
00:16:23,191 --> 00:16:25,568
青蛙，我知道你在這裏

257
00:16:25,651 --> 00:16:26,861
豬小姐？

258
00:16:26,944 --> 00:16:29,906
我知你聽得多，我之前就想對你說

259
00:16:29,989 --> 00:16:31,490
你是我的偶像

260
00:16:32,575 --> 00:16:36,454
我的外型和造型都以你為參考對象

261
00:16:36,537 --> 00:16:40,958
信我，我和律師一早知道，之後會聯絡你

262
00:16:42,210 --> 00:16:45,838
我的律師團隊一定會回應…你的律師團隊

263
00:16:47,423 --> 00:16:48,633
有無聽到怪聲？

264
00:16:49,217 --> 00:16:52,553
卻迪說劇院太舊，喉管會有雜音

265
00:16:52,637 --> 00:16:55,514
是嗎？卻迪還說了甚麼？

266
00:16:55,598 --> 00:16:57,975
有提過取消我在節目的演出嗎？

267
00:16:58,059 --> 00:17:00,061
甚麼？怎會呢？太荒謬了

268
00:17:00,144 --> 00:17:02,230
沒有豬小姐演出，又怎算《布公仔騷》？

269
00:17:02,313 --> 00:17:03,648
說得對

270
00:17:03,731 --> 00:17:05,358
他聽到就好了

271
00:17:05,441 --> 00:17:07,235
門好重

272
00:17:07,318 --> 00:17:08,694
對不起

273
00:17:08,778 --> 00:17:12,114
你是巨星，上鏡時間一秒都不能少

274
00:17:12,198 --> 00:17:15,660
真是的，口甜舌滑，繼續講

275
00:17:16,410 --> 00:17:20,122
我自細開始看你，我爸媽也是從小看到大

276
00:17:20,206 --> 00:17:23,334
-連爺爺和嫲嫲都…
-好，粉絲見面結束

277
00:17:23,417 --> 00:17:25,169
如果卻迪出現

278
00:17:25,253 --> 00:17:29,340
你通知他，我會在演出中獻唱

279
00:17:31,217 --> 00:17:33,719
-救救我
-弊，差點忘了

280
00:17:34,303 --> 00:17:35,846
你無事吧？對不起

281
00:17:35,930 --> 00:17:37,014
我忘了你在下面

282
00:17:37,098 --> 00:17:39,475
我無事，莎賓娜，我…

283
00:17:39,559 --> 00:17:40,977
這種事比你想像中更常發生

284
00:17:41,561 --> 00:17:42,687
史高達

285
00:17:42,770 --> 00:17:45,398
照舊，安裝另一扇門

286
00:17:45,481 --> 00:17:46,607
我處理緊，老細

287
00:17:48,693 --> 00:17:51,153
我和卻迪見過幾次

288
00:17:51,237 --> 00:17:52,738
他本身非常可愛

289
00:17:53,239 --> 00:17:55,449
我見過很多明星

290
00:17:55,533 --> 00:17:56,742
很多都好衰

291
00:17:58,160 --> 00:17:59,161
但卻迪絕對不是

292
00:17:59,662 --> 00:18:03,624
-我是否大舊衰？
-是，但「大舊」可以省略

293
00:18:05,585 --> 00:18:06,794
對了，我是瑪雅

294
00:18:21,767 --> 00:18:24,979
歡迎來到布公仔實驗室，未來從今日開始

295
00:18:25,062 --> 00:18:29,817
我是火蜜瓜博士，他是我的勇猛助理尖嘴

296
00:18:34,989 --> 00:18:38,242
今天我們會對付一個現代流行病：分心

297
00:18:38,993 --> 00:18:42,204
今時今日，凡事都在搶奪你的注意力

298
00:18:42,288 --> 00:18:45,541
手提裝置、電視和日日發生的恐怖事件

299
00:18:45,625 --> 00:18:49,295
都在我們沒留意頭兩樣時佔據大腦

300
00:18:49,378 --> 00:18:52,173
現在，你可以輕鬆保持專注

301
00:18:52,256 --> 00:18:55,676
全靠我的新發明，「專心專注」

302
00:18:56,302 --> 00:18:58,471
每隻眼一滴溶液

303
00:18:58,554 --> 00:19:01,432
專注時間就會幾何級數提升

304
00:19:03,517 --> 00:19:05,770
尖嘴，返來…坐在這裏

305
00:19:06,312 --> 00:19:08,147
-嗯？
-這就對了，來

306
00:19:08,230 --> 00:19:10,316
我會輕輕調低座椅

307
00:19:11,859 --> 00:19:13,069
來了

308
00:19:13,152 --> 00:19:15,321
只需一滴，過程中本人不會受任何傷害

309
00:19:16,614 --> 00:19:18,866
來，搞掂了…

310
00:19:20,785 --> 00:19:24,497
糟了，藥力似乎有點太強

311
00:19:31,671 --> 00:19:33,798
可能我沒有正確稀釋

312
00:19:33,881 --> 00:19:36,008
我看看把筆記寫在哪裏

313
00:19:41,514 --> 00:19:42,765
有趣了

314
00:19:42,848 --> 00:19:44,225
這裏寫了「緊急」

315
00:19:44,975 --> 00:19:45,976
我相信應該不急

316
00:19:50,606 --> 00:19:54,235
尖嘴…停下來…

317
00:19:55,069 --> 00:19:57,321
-真是很勵志
-我有同感

318
00:19:57,405 --> 00:19:59,949
我覺得重獲新生

319
00:20:00,032 --> 00:20:01,909
我作為表演者…

320
00:20:03,661 --> 00:20:06,831
瑪雅…

321
00:20:07,373 --> 00:20:08,374
史高達

322
00:20:08,457 --> 00:20:10,418
我媽咪今晚在觀眾席

323
00:20:10,501 --> 00:20:12,503
我何時出場？史高達…

324
00:20:12,586 --> 00:20:14,463
我很快就準備好…

325
00:20:16,465 --> 00:20:19,468
嘩，你無事吧？卻迪

326
00:20:19,552 --> 00:20:20,928
嗯…幾好

327
00:20:21,011 --> 00:20:22,888
你看來有點緊張

328
00:20:22,972 --> 00:20:26,392
成個脈輪亂曬籠

329
00:20:27,059 --> 00:20:29,478
你說得對，我有少少壓力

330
00:20:30,146 --> 00:20:31,188
謝謝關心

331
00:20:31,272 --> 00:20:37,319
小事，始終我懂得看靈氣，你氣息很差

332
00:20:39,071 --> 00:20:40,990
-是嗎？
-無錯

333
00:20:41,073 --> 00:20:42,992
現在我們吸氣…

334
00:20:44,201 --> 00:20:46,829
現在照住做嗎？

335
00:20:49,540 --> 00:20:52,209
珍妮絲？可以呼氣未？

336
00:20:55,045 --> 00:20:56,046
珍妮絲？

337
00:20:58,048 --> 00:21:00,384
不過，的確舒服點了

338
00:21:00,926 --> 00:21:02,595
有種「船到橋頭自然直」的感覺

339
00:21:03,387 --> 00:21:05,473
《布公仔新聞速報》

340
00:21:05,556 --> 00:21:08,934
曾獲艾美獎的喜劇巨星
瑪雅露多芙不幸身亡

341
00:21:11,437 --> 00:21:12,438
吓？

342
00:21:13,105 --> 00:21:16,609
我看見一束光、一條充滿靈魂的河流

343
00:21:16,692 --> 00:21:19,028
還看到熊熊烈火

344
00:21:19,111 --> 00:21:21,655
我為一個穿紅色衫的男人在頒獎典禮致辭

345
00:21:23,449 --> 00:21:25,701
聽來好像身處天堂，對吧？

346
00:21:26,994 --> 00:21:30,206
更正，曾獲艾美獎的喜劇巨星
瑪雅露多芙翻生

347
00:21:30,289 --> 00:21:31,290
（瑪雅露多芙不幸身亡）

348
00:21:31,373 --> 00:21:32,374
（瑪雅露多芙即時翻生）

349
00:21:32,458 --> 00:21:34,543
她被雜物打中，令她即時翻生

350
00:21:34,627 --> 00:21:37,004
密切留意更多嚴重新聞

351
00:21:37,087 --> 00:21:40,216
胡芘高拔、安芝莉嘉侯絲頓
歌羅莉絲李芝曼

352
00:21:41,383 --> 00:21:42,843
這場騷不能說是差

353
00:21:42,927 --> 00:21:44,595
沒錯，應該是差到貼地

354
00:21:58,859 --> 00:22:03,322
見到了你　我只覺安慰莫名

355
00:22:03,405 --> 00:22:07,952
費了心思　設法帶你到身邊

356
00:22:08,035 --> 00:22:10,663
心中柔情滿腔

357
00:22:10,746 --> 00:22:14,291
有些感覺使我難忘

358
00:22:18,045 --> 00:22:23,843
怎麼解釋　你竟使我頻回望

359
00:22:23,926 --> 00:22:27,471
靠近着我　免去了淒滄

360
00:22:27,555 --> 00:22:30,307
心中每下跳聲

361
00:22:30,391 --> 00:22:34,186
小鹿碰撞難以平靜

362
00:22:37,231 --> 00:22:39,525
清泉伴小島

363
00:22:39,608 --> 00:22:41,610
恰似你與我

364
00:22:41,694 --> 00:22:46,532
人間得我倆　心意已篤定

365
00:22:46,615 --> 00:22:48,784
揚帆共出航

366
00:22:49,368 --> 00:22:51,704
到世界闖蕩

367
00:22:51,787 --> 00:22:56,625
-相依相靠只得我倆
-不准取消我的演出

368
00:22:56,709 --> 00:23:01,046
水手之歌　永伴你高唱

369
00:23:02,464 --> 00:23:07,344
苦海孤舟　教我怎麼再活着

370
00:23:07,428 --> 00:23:09,138
你已遠去

371
00:23:09,221 --> 00:23:11,724
心中再無樂與悲

372
00:23:11,807 --> 00:23:17,980
漆黑船行哪方　人在航途漸覺迷茫

373
00:23:18,063 --> 00:23:19,899
好迷茫

374
00:23:28,782 --> 00:23:33,871
但我願信　我倆永遠不分離

375
00:23:33,954 --> 00:23:38,834
船上有你　純粹我太易怯慌

376
00:23:38,918 --> 00:23:40,920
心思經已接通

377
00:23:41,003 --> 00:23:44,673
相依相守不再迷茫

378
00:23:44,757 --> 00:23:46,467
不再迷茫

379
00:23:47,676 --> 00:23:50,012
-清泉伴小島
-伴小島

380
00:23:50,095 --> 00:23:52,514
-恰似你與我
-闖蕩…

381
00:23:52,598 --> 00:23:54,475
人間得我倆

382
00:23:55,059 --> 00:23:57,186
心意已篤定

383
00:23:57,269 --> 00:23:59,897
-揚帆共出航
-出航

384
00:23:59,980 --> 00:24:02,358
到世界闖蕩

385
00:24:02,441 --> 00:24:05,277
相依相靠只得我倆

386
00:24:07,279 --> 00:24:10,157
巨星之歌　永伴你高唱

387
00:24:22,503 --> 00:24:23,504
你好

388
00:24:23,587 --> 00:24:27,508
和你合唱一直是我的夢想

389
00:24:28,050 --> 00:24:30,386
現在我年紀輕輕就夢想成真了

390
00:24:30,970 --> 00:24:34,890
我也一樣！我也是…年紀輕輕

391
00:24:34,974 --> 00:24:38,644
看，我們兩個年紀輕輕就成為巨星

392
00:24:45,818 --> 00:24:48,529
那…我們和好了？

393
00:24:48,612 --> 00:24:51,073
你不會告我抄襲你的造型？

394
00:24:51,156 --> 00:24:53,409
傻妹，這叫版權侵犯

395
00:24:53,492 --> 00:24:55,828
我當然不會告你

396
00:24:56,954 --> 00:24:58,872
這要交由律師決定

397
00:25:01,333 --> 00:25:03,085
我已經盡力

398
00:25:04,044 --> 00:25:06,422
…其中一個演出，只是想公平點

399
00:25:06,922 --> 00:25:09,299
-我們想對大家都公平
-我明白…

400
00:25:09,383 --> 00:25:10,801
各位停一停

401
00:25:12,302 --> 00:25:15,764
餘下時間只夠再做一個演出

402
00:25:15,848 --> 00:25:17,641
-吓？
-得一個？

403
00:25:17,725 --> 00:25:19,309
要做邊個？老細

404
00:25:19,393 --> 00:25:21,311
你會怎樣選擇？

405
00:25:21,395 --> 00:25:23,647
為何拖這麼久？

406
00:25:30,529 --> 00:25:33,449
你們相信我嗎？

407
00:25:33,532 --> 00:25:38,912
我們信你，卻迪，或者他是例外

408
00:25:40,539 --> 00:25:41,874
我瀨過嘢了

409
00:25:43,917 --> 00:25:47,129
好，給我一點時間

410
00:25:47,212 --> 00:25:49,256
-你去哪裏？等等
-讓開，對不起

411
00:25:49,339 --> 00:25:51,759
-他想怎樣？
-卻迪？

412
00:25:55,637 --> 00:25:59,475
各位觀眾，大家覺得今晚如何？

413
00:26:02,186 --> 00:26:06,273
雖然演出不是百分百一如預期

414
00:26:06,356 --> 00:26:08,942
珍美李寇蒂斯、維珍娜京

415
00:26:11,487 --> 00:26:14,448
雖然我們有少少生疏

416
00:26:15,157 --> 00:26:18,786
但我們答應過做一場好戲

417
00:26:18,869 --> 00:26:23,123
希望你們至少試過樂在其中

418
00:26:28,962 --> 00:26:30,130
現在來到尾聲

419
00:26:30,214 --> 00:26:34,259
大家可能好奇最後一場演出是甚麼

420
00:26:34,343 --> 00:26:36,762
我本來應該出來

421
00:26:36,845 --> 00:26:39,640
宣佈其中一個在幕後等着的演出

422
00:26:40,808 --> 00:26:47,022
不過…對不起，我不會這樣做

423
00:26:49,650 --> 00:26:51,944
看，誰都信不過

424
00:26:56,990 --> 00:26:59,284
今晚

425
00:26:59,368 --> 00:27:05,249
台上台下各位都歡喜驚嘆

426
00:27:05,332 --> 00:27:11,213
如獲再生

427
00:27:13,215 --> 00:27:18,720
遙望世界　由我顛覆界限

428
00:27:18,804 --> 00:27:20,097
很好

429
00:27:20,180 --> 00:27:24,101
沉醉於歡欣　闖進地與天

430
00:27:24,184 --> 00:27:25,561
所以…

431
00:27:25,644 --> 00:27:30,816
無謂擋我　難再阻我

432
00:27:30,899 --> 00:27:33,819
皆因此刻開心興奮　玩樂要緊

433
00:27:33,902 --> 00:27:37,781
飛身於天際　猶像猛虎追星　多麼璀璨

434
00:27:37,865 --> 00:27:40,868
連引力也願為你作反

435
00:27:41,577 --> 00:27:43,829
飛奔經過　我就似跑車

436
00:27:43,912 --> 00:27:45,956
裸身親征荒野

437
00:27:46,039 --> 00:27:52,296
繼續用力去衝　只想快樂別再阻我

438
00:27:52,379 --> 00:27:53,839
別阻我　別阻我

439
00:27:55,382 --> 00:27:56,842
別阻我　別阻我

440
00:27:58,468 --> 00:27:59,803
別阻我　別阻我

441
00:28:01,430 --> 00:28:03,015
別阻我　別阻我

442
00:28:03,098 --> 00:28:05,100
享受好時光　好時光

443
00:28:08,562 --> 00:28:10,647
繼續　繼續

444
00:28:12,274 --> 00:28:15,319
別再阻我　皆因此刻開心興奮

445
00:28:15,402 --> 00:28:16,570
別再阻我

446
00:28:16,653 --> 00:28:22,784
皆因此刻開心興奮　只想快樂別再阻我

447
00:28:30,751 --> 00:28:33,295
太好了，我們成功了

448
00:28:33,962 --> 00:28:36,590
坦白說，我不太高興他們取消我的演出

449
00:28:36,673 --> 00:28:39,051
但他們保留了穿芭蕾舞裙的食蟻獸

450
00:28:40,385 --> 00:28:41,970
我第一次見這傢伙

451
00:28:42,888 --> 00:28:44,348
不是經典布公仔角色

452
00:28:45,140 --> 00:28:47,267
這次演出差不多告終

453
00:28:47,351 --> 00:28:48,769
但結束之前

454
00:28:48,852 --> 00:28:53,315
讓我們衷心感謝特別嘉賓，莎賓娜卡本特

455
00:28:53,398 --> 00:28:55,359
太好了

456
00:28:55,442 --> 00:28:56,443
多謝你，卻迪

457
00:28:56,526 --> 00:28:58,820
莎賓娜，你在這裏毫無違和感

458
00:28:58,904 --> 00:29:01,657
-因為大家一樣高
-有道理

459
00:29:01,740 --> 00:29:03,992
黛安韋斯特！

460
00:29:06,119 --> 00:29:07,120
各位晚安

461
00:29:07,204 --> 00:29:09,831
下次《布公仔騷》再見

462
00:29:13,502 --> 00:29:15,337
素兒莎丹娜！

463
00:29:50,330 --> 00:29:54,042
不知何故，左手突然好痛

464
00:29:54,126 --> 00:29:56,420
一定不是因為拍爛手掌

465
00:30:02,718 --> 00:30:04,720
字幕翻譯 ：阮君而