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AND REAL PEOPLE OR EVENTS
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IS NO COINCIDENCE…
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IT'S A BUMMER.
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TORRENTE FOR PRESIDENT
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VOTE
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What's up, gang?
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How we doing?
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Good.
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Hi, Torrente. How are you?
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-Still got that accent, huh?
-What can I get you?
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The usual, Chopstick.
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Double brandy and anisette. And churros.
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-I skipped breakfast.
-Got it.
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They say the Chinese
are taking over the world.
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This guy sure isn't.
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He may love Franco,
but he's dumb as a rock.
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But damn, do they multiply.
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Look around.
There's more Chinese than regular people!
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Jesus, Torrente, the crap you say…
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What, Damián? Ain't it true, Pájaro?
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You're right.
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So now the Chinese are to blame?
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The Chinese? Nah, poor bastards.
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They're happy selling calculators,
glue sticks, and cheap junk.
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The socialists are the ones
wrecking the country.
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-Exactly.
-They promised voters the world.
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And what'd we get? The Third World.
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-And they pocketed the cash.
-There aren't any real socialists left.
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Now they're all
followers of Pedro Vilches.
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Don't say his name this early.
It makes me nauseous.
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This guy's unreal.
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Him? A complete idiot.
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At least Chopstick grew a mustache
so we can tell them apart.
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But look at how he talks.
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People listen to him.
He connects with them.
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-He's got charisma.
-He's disgusting.
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That's it! Let's dance!
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I just got an idea.
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We can use this guy. Come on.
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What are you talking about?
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Excuse me, sir.
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Mind if we talk?
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You're not a pair of homos, are you?
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No, not at all.
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We're with Nox.
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Politicians.
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Come to our rally Sunday in Cercedilla.
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We're very interested in your opinions.
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A rally?
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Free ham and wine.
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Free? You should've led with that.
Where do I sign up? I'm in.
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Cuco!
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Torrente!
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What's up, kid? Got paid today?
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Yeah, Torrente. Moha always comes through.
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Give it to me.
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I'll keep it safe.
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Bye, Cuco!
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Bye, Mr. Torrente!
Want some Moroccan mint tea?
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No?
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Why don't you say hi to Moha?
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He's a good guy. Plus, he likes you.
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I don't trust him one bit, kid.
Arabs are sneaky as hell.
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How can you say that? You're unbelievable.
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BALLESTA STREET
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Man, the nights
I spent patrolling these streets.
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This place used to be wild
back in the day.
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Now there's not even any hookers left.
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They just move them around.
There are still plenty if you want them.
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Nah, Cuco. This city's losing its soul.
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The world's going to hell.
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Quit complaining, Torrente.
Things are going pretty damn good.
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What are you doing?
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Sorry. Forgot to offer you some.
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You hand it to me
after slobbering all over it?
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Come on. Give me that.
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You're such a pig.
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I bet you filled up
on kebabs at the Arab's place.
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No way, Torrente. I don't eat that stuff.
You don't wanna know how he makes them.
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That's true.
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Plus, you gotta start
taking care of yourself at my age.
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Hey, Torrente,
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my buddy Chopo's got
a job for us this Sunday.
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That scrap metal thing? Nah.
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I got plans.
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I'm getting into something big.
It's gonna be great for us.
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Doing what, Torrente?
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Politics, kid. Politics.
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Hey, hands off, kid. Don't get greedy.
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How's it going?
Looks like you're enjoying yourself.
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Yeah. This is great.
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Want to say a few words?
The crowd would love to hear from you.
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Me? Up there?
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You paying me?
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It's for our country.
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For our country? I'm your man.
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Go on, then.
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And now we have with us a simple man.
A man of the people.
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A humble patriot, just like you and me.
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Above all, a man proud of his country.
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A man who represents us,
José Luis Torrente.
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Hello? Can you hear me? Testing.
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My fellow citizens!
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Hear that? I'm being inclusive now.
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I said "citizens."
Not "countrymen" or "countrywomen."
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Just citizens, you happy?
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Next thing you know, they'll want us
using loads of pronouns…
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-Where'd you find this guy?
-It's Santi's experiment.
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-You're better off testing on rats.
-That's what I said.
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I love Spain with all my heart.
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That's why it kills me
to watch it fall apart
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thanks to President Pedro Vilches.
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I said Pedro Vilches.
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That son of a bitch!
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Thank you.
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These people have banned
our beautiful traditions.
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Things like tossing goats off bell towers
and bullfighting.
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And the animal barely suffers.
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It knows we do it out of love.
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Yet they allow that savage Arab festival,
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that barbaric folk celebration,
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where they butcher lambs
in the street and eat them!
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Millions of years ago, this country
was invaded by Arabs. Infested.
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That's why we had the Reconquista.
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Don Quixote and El Cid
gave their lives for it!
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Now Pedro Vilches is giving it all away.
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Bringing them back
after all that work getting rid of them.
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Now he wants to give legal status
to half a million Arabs.
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Pedro Vilches is gonna end up crying
like a baby.
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"Weep like a woman
for what you could not defend like a man."
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Let me tell you something, Vilches,
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the Spanish people want a president
who's a real man!
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Mm-hmm. Thank you.
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Hell yeah!
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People loved it.
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You killed it.
That historical quote was genius.
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-Culture matters.
-You really connected with our voters.
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You were born for politics.
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This guy knows his stuff, huh?
Hard to believe, looking at him.
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How you feeling?
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Honestly? I was made for this.
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They liked me. Of course they liked me.
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'Cause I got balls and common sense.
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They seem pretty lost to me.
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I don't know. Politics seems shady to me.
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Come on. Politics is the shit.
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Remember Minister Álabos?
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The guy's my hero.
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Absolute legend.
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Guy took a van full of hookers
to a state-run luxury hotel.
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Using our taxpayer money.
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Our tax money?
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Torrente hasn't paid taxes
since like '96 at least.
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Hey. I've paid my dues.
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The undercover guys
wipe our records so we stay off the radar.
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Look, I'm almost in.
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Now I gotta seal the deal.
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Stick with me, and I'll hook you up.
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There's plenty of cash to go around.
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I'll settle for the 6,000 pesetas
you owe me for whiskey.
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Sure. I'll make you a cabinet minister.
Can't have you looking broke.
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Antoñito, another round.
Put it on the taxpayers!
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This is a marathon, Torrente.
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We have to take it slow.
Contribute ideas, build momentum.
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The guy on the posters
is the head honcho, right?
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Our leader. Future president of Spain.
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He's heard all about you.
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-He wants to meet you.
-Really?
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He heard you get
the crowd going at rallies.
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Good. Make sure he knows
I can work a crowd.
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Education is great and all.
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But what's better than teaching
our kids about our national traditions?
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That's why, when we win,
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every neighborhood
will have its own religious procession.
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Street festivals and bullfights too!
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Because you people get paid peanuts.
Dead-end jobs with shitty contracts.
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Back in my day,
you could save up and buy an apartment.
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Now? Forget it.
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All you can afford is a cell phone.
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And not even a good one. Made in China.
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China! For fuck's sake, China!
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Back in the day,
we made phones here in Spain.
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Yeah!
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I'd say more, but I'd get arrested.
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Oh my God.
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Welcome to headquarters, Torrente.
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It's time for you to meet our leader.
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Hey, Torrente.
I've heard so much about you.
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Likewise, Mr. President.
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This is Bartolomé Cuongo,
our secretary general.
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Wait… this guy's Black.
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I thought Nox was racist.
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Torrente, Bartolomé's a stand-up guy.
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So we're not racist now?
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Only a little.
But Bartolomé keeps people guessing.
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Listen, Torrente, which would you prefer?
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A white commie who wants to destroy Spain,
or a Black guy who loves his country?
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Tell me.
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You got me there, Mondongo.
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Besides, it could be worse.
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He could be Catalan.
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Hey, no way.
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Torrente, I'm proud
to have a man like you in our ranks.
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Politics needs capable,
level-headed people.
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But since there aren't many around,
we might have a spot for you here.
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I don't get why you brought Torrente.
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He's lazy as hell.
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He better not complain
when we split the money later.
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I'm the lookout.
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Cuco, these people appreciate me.
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They know they've struck gold with me.
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You're a legend.
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Nox is hungry for Torrente.
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Speaking of being hungry…
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You got any of that ham
left from the rally?
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Let me see if there's any left.
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Well, look at that. Your lucky day.
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It's got a little lint on it,
but I'm sure it's still good.
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Looks great, man.
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Delicious.
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I'm gonna need a secretary
or personal assistant soon.
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You'd be perfect for the position.
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Seriously? Me?
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The only thing I'm gonna position
is my fist in your face
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if you don't quit gabbing
and help me out here.
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Chopo, you'd make a great bodyguard.
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So they show up, right?
And the guy starts mouthing off.
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Nasty stuff. Totally uncalled for.
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So I pull out my gun,
pop him right in the ear,
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and he starts squealing like a pig.
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Exactly. Like Chunky here.
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Who'd dare to disrespect El Fary
in front of you?
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I knew you were an El Fary guy, Manolín.
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He was number one.
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Know what I never told you?
This one's a classic.
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Back when I saved Colonel Camuñas's ass
in the Afrika Korps.
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With stories like these,
were you some kind of spy?
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I swore an oath.
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My lips are sealed.
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But… have you heard
of the 1981 coup attempt?
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-Black Friday, right?
-What?
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Honey, it was a missed opportunity
to fix this broken democracy.
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That day everyone,
from Milans del Bosch to Tejero,
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even the king "meritous,"
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were just pawns following orders.
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You were the White Elephant?
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I get the "white" part,
but why "elephant"? You used to be fatter?
252
00:15:50,416 --> 00:15:53,583
The "elephant" part came
from what I'm packing down here.
253
00:15:55,833 --> 00:15:59,458
I knew you were a big deal.
A guy with a past.
254
00:15:59,541 --> 00:16:03,500
-No wonder there's a rumor going around.
-A rumor? Had no idea.
255
00:16:03,583 --> 00:16:05,541
Jacobo loved you.
256
00:16:05,625 --> 00:16:08,666
He's considering
putting your name on the ticket.
257
00:16:08,750 --> 00:16:11,291
That's great. What spot?
258
00:16:11,375 --> 00:16:14,166
Twenty-sixth, I think.
That's an honor, Mr. Torrente.
259
00:16:14,250 --> 00:16:17,333
Twenty-sixth? That's an insult, kid.
260
00:16:17,416 --> 00:16:19,416
You haven't been in the party long.
261
00:16:19,500 --> 00:16:22,041
We run on seniority. What'd you expect?
262
00:16:22,125 --> 00:16:26,958
I mean, I was thinking
president or something like that.
263
00:16:34,625 --> 00:16:37,000
I'm practically one of them.
It's in the bag.
264
00:16:37,083 --> 00:16:39,250
So are you going
to get us all in, Torrente?
265
00:16:39,333 --> 00:16:42,041
Sure, Manolito.
I'm making you minister of Health.
266
00:16:42,125 --> 00:16:43,125
Yes, sir!
267
00:16:43,208 --> 00:16:45,166
And Antoñito, minister of Culture.
268
00:16:45,250 --> 00:16:48,208
That way, you can finally pay me back
for the whiskey.
269
00:16:48,291 --> 00:16:49,916
Quit whining about the whiskey.
270
00:16:50,000 --> 00:16:53,625
With a minister's salary,
you can buy whole barrels of it.
271
00:16:53,708 --> 00:16:56,041
Plus, there's always the revolving door.
272
00:16:56,125 --> 00:16:57,708
What's that?
273
00:16:57,791 --> 00:17:00,916
It's like a whirlpool, when it spins.
274
00:17:01,000 --> 00:17:05,750
That's when you get kicked out of politics
and companies hire you
275
00:17:05,833 --> 00:17:08,041
as an advisor and you make big bucks.
276
00:17:08,125 --> 00:17:09,500
Like soccer players.
277
00:17:09,583 --> 00:17:11,083
When they can't play anymore,
278
00:17:11,166 --> 00:17:16,708
they sign with garbage teams
in Dubai and still make millions.
279
00:17:16,791 --> 00:17:19,291
I never really cared about politics,
280
00:17:19,375 --> 00:17:23,375
but those revolving doors
sound pretty sweet, Torrente.
281
00:17:23,458 --> 00:17:25,625
Think you can get my kid a job too?
282
00:17:28,000 --> 00:17:31,541
-What do you think this is?
-Danielito's smart.
283
00:17:31,625 --> 00:17:35,041
One time I did division
without using the calculator on my phone.
284
00:17:35,125 --> 00:17:36,625
A real intellectual.
285
00:17:36,708 --> 00:17:39,208
What did I ever do to you?
286
00:17:39,291 --> 00:17:40,583
Shut up, kid.
287
00:17:40,666 --> 00:17:42,166
He seems kinda slow.
288
00:17:42,250 --> 00:17:44,333
If only he just seemed dumb…
289
00:17:44,833 --> 00:17:48,666
Look, without qualifications
or a degree, it won't be easy.
290
00:17:48,750 --> 00:17:52,125
I could get him a master's degree
through a cousin of mine.
291
00:17:52,208 --> 00:17:54,083
Oh, that changes everything.
292
00:17:54,166 --> 00:17:58,750
In that case, I could put him in charge
of the Office of Performing Arts.
293
00:17:58,833 --> 00:18:00,666
What the hell even is that?
294
00:18:01,708 --> 00:18:04,666
You know… performing arts.
295
00:18:07,958 --> 00:18:11,875
Speaking dialects
nobody understands in public,
296
00:18:11,958 --> 00:18:15,291
like Basque, Catalan,
or whatever nonsense, will be banned.
297
00:18:15,375 --> 00:18:17,666
One country, one language.
298
00:18:18,958 --> 00:18:23,958
And if you want to talk funny
at home, fine.
299
00:18:24,041 --> 00:18:26,583
In your own home,
do whatever the hell you want.
300
00:18:26,666 --> 00:18:28,166
That's where I draw the line.
301
00:18:38,000 --> 00:18:40,333
Come on, Mom. Seriously?
302
00:18:41,166 --> 00:18:43,083
We gotta lower taxes.
303
00:18:43,166 --> 00:18:44,750
I'd go even further.
304
00:18:44,833 --> 00:18:46,958
Taxes shouldn't even exist.
305
00:18:47,041 --> 00:18:50,625
How are we gonna tax
the people who voted for us?
306
00:18:50,708 --> 00:18:54,416
Good times are coming!
307
00:18:59,041 --> 00:19:02,833
Yeah, I know what I'm going to do.
But you're paying for the food.
308
00:19:02,916 --> 00:19:05,375
How are you, sir? Hello, sir. How are you?
309
00:19:05,458 --> 00:19:07,541
Yeah. Hold on. All right.
310
00:19:16,083 --> 00:19:17,166
Let's go.
311
00:19:19,375 --> 00:19:20,833
Hey! Great to meet you.
312
00:19:22,291 --> 00:19:25,125
Hello, sir. Thank you.
313
00:19:29,041 --> 00:19:33,041
Torrente, you were phenomenal
at the rally in El Escorial.
314
00:19:33,125 --> 00:19:34,500
The stuff you come up with…
315
00:19:34,583 --> 00:19:37,875
What can I say? I'm good at this.
316
00:19:37,958 --> 00:19:41,291
One thing I noticed,
you never criticized gay marriage,
317
00:19:41,375 --> 00:19:45,541
which we're strongly against
as part of our platform.
318
00:19:45,625 --> 00:19:47,750
Yeah. I'm fine with it.
319
00:19:47,833 --> 00:19:49,541
What are you saying?
320
00:19:49,625 --> 00:19:51,750
-Care to explain?
-Listen.
321
00:19:51,833 --> 00:19:56,333
If homos want to get married, let 'em.
Let them be miserable like the rest of us.
322
00:19:56,416 --> 00:19:58,666
Why should we be
the only suckers suffering,
323
00:19:58,750 --> 00:20:00,291
while they have all the fun?
324
00:20:00,375 --> 00:20:06,166
That forward-thinking attitude
is honestly refreshing.
325
00:20:06,250 --> 00:20:09,416
But I don't know…
326
00:20:09,500 --> 00:20:14,333
Look, getting rid of the GLTBV flags
makes no sense.
327
00:20:14,416 --> 00:20:18,000
Gays love their colorful flags.
328
00:20:18,083 --> 00:20:21,625
Same way I love the Atlético flag.
It fills me with pride.
329
00:20:21,708 --> 00:20:24,375
Besides, gays are good people.
330
00:20:24,458 --> 00:20:25,666
Real touchy-feely.
331
00:20:25,750 --> 00:20:27,833
And apart from that sickness they have,
332
00:20:27,916 --> 00:20:29,541
they don't hurt anybody.
333
00:20:29,625 --> 00:20:32,916
They just mind their own business,
doing it up the ass.
334
00:20:33,000 --> 00:20:35,541
Where are you going with this?
335
00:20:35,625 --> 00:20:38,958
I'm saying it makes no sense
to piss off potential voters.
336
00:20:39,041 --> 00:20:43,208
Spain may be short on a lot of things,
but we've got gays up the wazoo.
337
00:20:44,875 --> 00:20:47,041
More than half the country's gay.
338
00:20:47,125 --> 00:20:51,541
You really wanna lose half your voters
just like that?
339
00:20:51,625 --> 00:20:53,000
You got a good point.
340
00:20:53,083 --> 00:20:56,458
I can see you're really invested
in the campaign.
341
00:20:56,541 --> 00:21:00,208
Tomorrow's the big debate,
live on national TV.
342
00:21:01,125 --> 00:21:03,958
We'd love it if you joined us, Torrente.
343
00:21:06,291 --> 00:21:07,625
It's on.
344
00:21:07,708 --> 00:21:10,125
They invited me to the debate on TV.
345
00:21:10,208 --> 00:21:12,000
Are you really gonna speak?
346
00:21:12,083 --> 00:21:16,041
For now I'm just watching,
but I'm sure I'll learn something.
347
00:21:16,125 --> 00:21:18,291
Why don't we practice for your debate?
348
00:21:18,375 --> 00:21:22,083
Great idea.
Let's pretend this is Congress.
349
00:21:22,166 --> 00:21:24,958
Ask me stuff, and I'll answer.
350
00:21:25,041 --> 00:21:27,333
Come on. Hit me.
351
00:21:27,916 --> 00:21:29,000
Who's up first?
352
00:21:29,083 --> 00:21:30,833
Me! Me first.
353
00:21:30,916 --> 00:21:32,208
Jackass!
354
00:21:32,291 --> 00:21:33,541
Takes one to know one!
355
00:21:33,625 --> 00:21:35,708
You owe me 6,000 pesetas for whiskey!
356
00:21:35,791 --> 00:21:38,083
Ladies and gentlemen, that is false!
357
00:21:38,166 --> 00:21:40,833
That's a smear job. Total lie. Fake news!
358
00:21:40,916 --> 00:21:43,083
Your whole party's corrupt!
359
00:21:43,166 --> 00:21:45,750
I know you are, but what am I?
360
00:21:45,833 --> 00:21:46,916
You son of a peach.
361
00:21:47,000 --> 00:21:49,166
Fuck your mother,
362
00:21:49,250 --> 00:21:53,166
your dead relatives,
and your fucking country too.
363
00:21:53,250 --> 00:21:54,875
I don't know, Torrente.
364
00:21:54,958 --> 00:21:58,166
Sounds more
like grade school than Congress.
365
00:21:58,250 --> 00:22:00,250
Exactly, Cuco. That's politics.
366
00:22:00,333 --> 00:22:02,583
-We're doing great.
-Yes, sir.
367
00:22:03,083 --> 00:22:07,166
In three hours,
the top candidates will face off
368
00:22:07,250 --> 00:22:10,625
in a decisive debate
for the future of our country.
369
00:22:10,708 --> 00:22:15,500
The election is just days away,
and it could change the country…
370
00:22:15,583 --> 00:22:18,958
Pudimos candidate Paulo Cheneque
is first to arrive.
371
00:22:19,041 --> 00:22:22,750
How do you feel about
not paying Social Security for hired help?
372
00:22:22,833 --> 00:22:25,291
You've been asking me that
for seven years.
373
00:22:25,375 --> 00:22:28,583
And you never answer. What are you doing?
374
00:22:28,666 --> 00:22:31,750
Every time he asks me a question,
throw it farther away.
375
00:22:31,833 --> 00:22:33,083
Because he's a fascist.
376
00:22:33,166 --> 00:22:37,666
PAPÉ candidate Manoli Sanabria
just arrived with her team.
377
00:22:37,750 --> 00:22:38,833
Welcome, Manoli.
378
00:22:38,916 --> 00:22:41,541
-Quick question.
-Sure.
379
00:22:41,625 --> 00:22:43,750
What's PAPÉ hoping to achieve tonight?
380
00:22:43,833 --> 00:22:47,833
We want Spain to see
that we have to change course.
381
00:22:47,916 --> 00:22:49,458
-We have to--
-Excuse me.
382
00:22:49,541 --> 00:22:50,708
It's Nox!
383
00:22:51,791 --> 00:22:54,625
The Nox candidate,
Jacobo Carrascal, has just arrived,
384
00:22:54,708 --> 00:22:56,583
already shaking things up.
385
00:22:56,666 --> 00:22:59,208
He's accompanied
by his entourage, or whatever.
386
00:23:39,750 --> 00:23:40,833
Well, Mr. Torrente.
387
00:23:40,916 --> 00:23:42,625
Your first debate.
388
00:23:42,708 --> 00:23:44,875
Yeah, I can't wait.
389
00:23:48,291 --> 00:23:49,458
Jacobo.
390
00:23:49,541 --> 00:23:54,208
I know you're busy,
but do you have a minute for me?
391
00:23:54,291 --> 00:23:56,875
For you? Always.
392
00:23:56,958 --> 00:24:01,791
Guys, give us a sec.
I'll be right with you.
393
00:24:06,083 --> 00:24:08,125
Mr. President.
394
00:24:09,208 --> 00:24:11,958
I have a little something I keep on me
395
00:24:12,041 --> 00:24:15,000
for emergencies,
in case you wanna kick things up a notch.
396
00:24:15,083 --> 00:24:17,083
I don't need that stuff.
397
00:24:17,166 --> 00:24:20,500
Neither do I.
This is just a helper. A boost.
398
00:24:20,583 --> 00:24:22,875
In case you wanna make a good impression.
399
00:24:26,208 --> 00:24:27,208
All right.
400
00:24:28,166 --> 00:24:29,458
Enjoy.
401
00:24:43,416 --> 00:24:47,166
Mondongo, why don't you hit
the vending machine and grab peanuts?
402
00:24:47,250 --> 00:24:48,291
It's Cuongo.
403
00:24:48,375 --> 00:24:52,291
And Black people stopped serving whites
a long time ago. You go.
404
00:24:52,375 --> 00:24:54,875
Relax. I was asking
in case you were hungry.
405
00:24:54,958 --> 00:24:59,291
Since the bananas are still inside.
Already peeled and sliced.
406
00:24:59,375 --> 00:25:02,250
No climbing trees required,
like back in your country.
407
00:25:02,916 --> 00:25:06,041
NOX PARTY ROOM
408
00:25:06,125 --> 00:25:09,166
That's the problem with waiting around.
Nothing to do.
409
00:25:10,583 --> 00:25:14,833
Hey, Cuongo, is it true what they say
about Black guys having huge dicks?
410
00:25:16,583 --> 00:25:18,583
That's just a myth, right?
411
00:25:19,666 --> 00:25:21,333
Sounds like they're having fun.
412
00:25:22,958 --> 00:25:27,125
He always says
you gotta be relaxed before a debate.
413
00:25:27,208 --> 00:25:31,583
What better way to blow off steam
than with a dime piece like that?
414
00:25:31,666 --> 00:25:32,791
Bazoombas.
415
00:25:32,875 --> 00:25:35,916
Hey, by the way,
how does the boss hold up…?
416
00:25:36,000 --> 00:25:37,208
Like a champ.
417
00:25:37,291 --> 00:25:39,791
I get him his uppers myself.
418
00:25:39,875 --> 00:25:43,333
Since I knew that reporter lady
was gonna be here,
419
00:25:43,833 --> 00:25:47,791
I crushed up two pills
into his water without him noticing,
420
00:25:47,875 --> 00:25:49,375
to avoid hurting his pride.
421
00:25:51,291 --> 00:25:54,000
Oh my God. He's gonna rail her.
422
00:25:54,083 --> 00:25:55,916
Wake up!
423
00:25:56,416 --> 00:25:57,416
Help!
424
00:25:57,500 --> 00:25:58,500
What's wrong?
425
00:25:58,583 --> 00:26:00,333
Breathe!
426
00:26:00,416 --> 00:26:02,000
Help!
427
00:26:05,583 --> 00:26:09,458
Low blood pressure and arrhythmia?
But he was perfectly healthy.
428
00:26:09,541 --> 00:26:11,041
Could be his age.
429
00:26:11,125 --> 00:26:13,958
Or maybe he took
something he shouldn't have.
430
00:26:14,041 --> 00:26:17,666
By law, NOX still needs
a representative out there.
431
00:26:17,750 --> 00:26:20,083
You need somebody to take his place.
432
00:26:20,875 --> 00:26:22,166
Take his place?
433
00:26:22,916 --> 00:26:26,416
I'm not going out there
looking like an idiot.
434
00:26:26,500 --> 00:26:28,750
These debates are prepared
way ahead of time.
435
00:26:28,833 --> 00:26:30,125
You're second in command.
436
00:26:30,208 --> 00:26:33,875
Yeah, I'm a better speaker,
but there's a lot riding on this.
437
00:26:33,958 --> 00:26:36,333
-Then get out there!
-How can I do that?
438
00:26:36,416 --> 00:26:37,875
We're live in three minutes.
439
00:26:37,958 --> 00:26:40,750
Miss, we found our replacement.
Write this name down.
440
00:26:40,833 --> 00:26:43,458
-José Luis Torrente Galván.
-What?
441
00:26:43,541 --> 00:26:45,625
-Huh?
-You can't be serious.
442
00:26:45,708 --> 00:26:47,083
Relax. I got this.
443
00:26:47,166 --> 00:26:49,291
-Stop him!
-Has he lost his mind?
444
00:26:49,375 --> 00:26:51,875
-You can watch backstage.
-This'll be epic.
445
00:26:51,958 --> 00:26:53,916
Come on.
446
00:26:54,000 --> 00:26:55,416
-Should I do makeup?
-Yes.
447
00:26:55,500 --> 00:26:58,291
Get that powder off me!
What do you think I am, a sissy?
448
00:26:58,375 --> 00:27:01,541
-Are you wearing sunglasses?
-I look good in them, right?
449
00:27:01,625 --> 00:27:02,666
Your call.
450
00:27:03,958 --> 00:27:05,875
Hurry up. It's already started.
451
00:27:05,958 --> 00:27:08,208
Stand by. Ten seconds.
452
00:27:12,416 --> 00:27:15,208
Three, two, one…
453
00:27:15,291 --> 00:27:16,500
You're live.
454
00:27:17,083 --> 00:27:19,250
Before we begin, we regret
455
00:27:19,333 --> 00:27:22,458
to inform you Jacobo Carrascal
has had a medical emergency.
456
00:27:22,541 --> 00:27:25,125
He is recovering at the hospital.
457
00:27:25,208 --> 00:27:27,541
Thankfully, he's in stable condition.
458
00:27:27,625 --> 00:27:28,791
Yes, one moment.
459
00:27:28,875 --> 00:27:31,000
I've just been told we have a replacement.
460
00:27:31,083 --> 00:27:33,625
His name is José Luis…
461
00:27:33,708 --> 00:27:36,458
Torrente. Hey, this place is nice.
462
00:27:36,541 --> 00:27:38,416
Looks like a game show in here.
463
00:27:38,500 --> 00:27:42,958
Too much hard work
finally got to our leader.
464
00:27:43,041 --> 00:27:47,291
All the stress from watching
these folks ruin our country.
465
00:27:47,375 --> 00:27:50,416
But José Luis Torrente
is here to defend Spain!
466
00:27:50,500 --> 00:27:53,916
We're short on time, sir.
Please head to your podium. Thank you.
467
00:27:54,000 --> 00:27:55,083
This is unacceptable.
468
00:27:55,166 --> 00:27:59,291
I want the audience to know
that the man replacing Carrascal
469
00:27:59,375 --> 00:28:00,958
is an ex-convict.
470
00:28:01,041 --> 00:28:02,458
But come on.
471
00:28:02,541 --> 00:28:05,625
Why's this lady first?
Are we going by weight?
472
00:28:05,708 --> 00:28:08,833
'Cause if that's the case,
she'll speak first all night.
473
00:28:08,916 --> 00:28:11,625
No, it was decided
by a random draw earlier.
474
00:28:11,708 --> 00:28:15,125
If it was as fair as the last election,
we're in trouble.
475
00:28:15,208 --> 00:28:19,291
Excuse me for saying this.
How can you be such a loudmouth?
476
00:28:19,375 --> 00:28:22,500
Kid, I practice being loud
with your sister every night.
477
00:28:22,583 --> 00:28:24,458
-Fucking kid.
-I don't have a sister.
478
00:28:24,541 --> 00:28:26,666
Of course you don't.
You've got a stroller.
479
00:28:26,750 --> 00:28:30,916
Who let a stroller in here?
What's next, animals?
480
00:28:31,000 --> 00:28:34,083
I can see they already do.
That whale from Restar is here.
481
00:28:34,166 --> 00:28:35,791
What? That's fat-shaming!
482
00:28:36,583 --> 00:28:40,083
Ma'am, I've lost weight.
Look, slim as a gazelle now.
483
00:28:40,166 --> 00:28:41,250
Gazelle, my ass.
484
00:28:41,333 --> 00:28:42,708
Excuse me.
485
00:28:42,791 --> 00:28:44,750
Sorry, it was the wheelchair guy.
486
00:28:44,833 --> 00:28:49,666
Let me make something clear.
I'm Spanish, conservative, and right-wing.
487
00:28:49,750 --> 00:28:50,666
Wonderful.
488
00:28:50,750 --> 00:28:54,166
But what you're saying is so disgusting
that I would be ashamed
489
00:28:54,250 --> 00:28:57,333
to be even remotely linked
to you or your ideology.
490
00:28:57,416 --> 00:28:59,250
Look who's talking, Miss Proper.
491
00:28:59,333 --> 00:29:01,625
Why would anyone
link you to me? Disgusting.
492
00:29:01,708 --> 00:29:05,458
Your party is the reason
Pedro Vilches is running this country.
493
00:29:05,541 --> 00:29:06,875
You have no spine!
494
00:29:06,958 --> 00:29:11,333
-You're with Vilches--
-Please wait your turn.
495
00:29:11,416 --> 00:29:14,000
-Otherwise, we can't continue.
-Sorry, blondie.
496
00:29:14,083 --> 00:29:19,041
And now the PSAE representative,
the minister of Equality,
497
00:29:19,125 --> 00:29:20,916
Mrs. Idoia Mantero.
498
00:29:21,000 --> 00:29:22,916
The minister. Nine.
499
00:29:23,000 --> 00:29:24,291
Thank you.
500
00:29:24,958 --> 00:29:31,791
The Spanish Antifascist Socialist Party
is fighting
501
00:29:31,875 --> 00:29:34,083
to make sexism a thing of the past.
502
00:29:34,166 --> 00:29:39,125
That's why it's good to remind
those Nox sexists that I,
503
00:29:39,208 --> 00:29:40,666
as a trans woman--
504
00:29:40,750 --> 00:29:43,750
We have nothing against trans people.
505
00:29:44,500 --> 00:29:46,666
But you call yourself a "woman"?
506
00:29:46,750 --> 00:29:49,625
My mother's a woman. You're a homo.
507
00:29:56,708 --> 00:30:01,750
Just because you like sucking dick
doesn't make you a woman.
508
00:30:02,541 --> 00:30:06,291
No, take that back right now.
509
00:30:06,375 --> 00:30:09,125
Don't get it twisted.
I mean, you look good.
510
00:30:09,208 --> 00:30:12,041
I'd be into it. I'd tap that.
511
00:30:13,125 --> 00:30:15,166
-You think that's funny?
-Yeah.
512
00:30:15,250 --> 00:30:19,666
-We won't tolerate hate speech here.
-Hate? I just said I'd help her out.
513
00:30:19,750 --> 00:30:22,375
I mean, he has a point.
514
00:30:22,458 --> 00:30:24,958
-What are you saying, child of a bitch?
-What?
515
00:30:25,041 --> 00:30:27,041
-Let me go.
-Get it!
516
00:30:27,125 --> 00:30:29,000
We don't want to miss this.
517
00:30:29,083 --> 00:30:32,541
Let go of me!
This is gender-based violence!
518
00:30:32,625 --> 00:30:33,583
Gender?
519
00:30:34,875 --> 00:30:38,000
-Get your ass to church!
-Is this gonna take long?
520
00:30:38,083 --> 00:30:39,916
It's ten, and I haven't had dinner.
521
00:30:40,000 --> 00:30:41,791
Scram! You creature!
522
00:30:41,875 --> 00:30:45,291
Torrente's behavior was unforgivable.
We don't know how it happened.
523
00:30:45,375 --> 00:30:47,458
No. The crazy part is people like him.
524
00:30:47,541 --> 00:30:49,750
-Half the country hates him.
-Right.
525
00:30:49,833 --> 00:30:52,625
But the half voting for us love him.
526
00:30:52,708 --> 00:30:56,500
They keep replaying clips on TV.
Every channel.
527
00:30:56,583 --> 00:31:00,583
President Pedro Vilches's absence
barely got noticed
528
00:31:00,666 --> 00:31:02,583
during last night's debate.
529
00:31:02,666 --> 00:31:08,375
The role of the loudmouth
was played by NOX representative
530
00:31:08,458 --> 00:31:10,250
José Luis Torrente.
531
00:31:10,333 --> 00:31:13,333
He might be useful
for the cause after all.
532
00:31:13,416 --> 00:31:15,625
He was supposed to be our mascot.
533
00:31:15,708 --> 00:31:18,583
The Spanish Legion's got a goat,
and we've got Torrente.
534
00:31:18,666 --> 00:31:20,125
I don't know which is worse.
535
00:31:21,875 --> 00:31:25,541
Looks like the far right
found its new hero.
536
00:31:25,625 --> 00:31:28,166
Crude, tacky, and vulgar.
537
00:31:28,250 --> 00:31:33,375
Yes. Virtually unknown until now,
he bulldozed through last night's debate.
538
00:31:34,541 --> 00:31:36,833
What did the candidate
name his sub sandwich?
539
00:31:36,916 --> 00:31:39,625
-The Torrente Special.
-I don't get it.
540
00:31:39,708 --> 00:31:41,750
'Cause it comes with huge meatballs.
541
00:31:42,666 --> 00:31:49,541
There's no way he could've done worse,
but he definitely got attention.
542
00:31:51,208 --> 00:31:54,291
This is huge.
The whole country saw you last night.
543
00:31:54,375 --> 00:31:57,083
-Yeah. Andorra too.
-Spain needs guys like you.
544
00:31:57,166 --> 00:31:58,666
Appreciate it, brother.
545
00:31:58,750 --> 00:32:00,833
Hey! We've got your back!
546
00:32:00,916 --> 00:32:02,666
Thanks, boys!
547
00:32:02,750 --> 00:32:04,791
You're the man, Torrente!
548
00:32:04,875 --> 00:32:07,833
Thank you! I'm telling you,
the people are with me.
549
00:32:08,958 --> 00:32:11,250
People watch a lot of TV around here.
550
00:32:11,333 --> 00:32:13,958
It's you! The guy from TV.
551
00:32:14,041 --> 00:32:15,208
In the flesh.
552
00:32:15,291 --> 00:32:17,666
Can I get an autograph? My wife loves you.
553
00:32:17,750 --> 00:32:19,666
-Sure.
-I'll grab some paper.
554
00:32:19,750 --> 00:32:23,958
-Stay right there.
-No worries. Go ahead.
555
00:32:24,041 --> 00:32:25,416
See that, kid?
556
00:32:25,500 --> 00:32:28,500
I can feel it already.
I'm on the right path.
557
00:32:28,583 --> 00:32:29,833
The path to where?
558
00:32:29,916 --> 00:32:33,750
What kind of question is that?
You dumb, or what? To the presidency.
559
00:32:38,833 --> 00:32:40,500
Hey! What are you doing?
560
00:32:40,583 --> 00:32:43,083
Relax, I'm a politician.
561
00:32:43,166 --> 00:32:44,416
When I'm president,
562
00:32:44,500 --> 00:32:47,333
I'll take good care of people
in your line of work.
563
00:32:47,416 --> 00:32:49,250
My dad worked in construction.
564
00:32:49,333 --> 00:32:50,875
-No kidding?
-Yeah.
565
00:32:50,958 --> 00:32:53,750
Guy worked his whole life.
Died in a building collapse.
566
00:32:53,833 --> 00:32:55,833
Go ahead. Take whatever you need.
567
00:32:55,916 --> 00:32:57,250
Thanks.
568
00:32:58,250 --> 00:33:00,666
Hey. I'm a politician, you know?
569
00:33:00,750 --> 00:33:02,000
When I'm president,
570
00:33:02,083 --> 00:33:05,625
I'm gonna take good care
of people in your line of work.
571
00:33:05,708 --> 00:33:07,916
-My dad drove a cab.
-Really?
572
00:33:08,000 --> 00:33:11,875
Yeah. God rest his soul.
The commies killed him during the war.
573
00:33:11,958 --> 00:33:14,416
-Your ride's on the house.
-Thanks.
574
00:33:14,500 --> 00:33:18,416
When I'm president,
I'll treat immigrants right.
575
00:33:18,500 --> 00:33:20,208
Where you from again, Vilma?
576
00:33:20,291 --> 00:33:22,333
Ecuador. I already told you.
577
00:33:22,416 --> 00:33:25,125
My dad was from Ecuador.
578
00:33:25,916 --> 00:33:27,250
He was Ecuadorian.
579
00:33:27,333 --> 00:33:28,791
When I'm president,
580
00:33:28,875 --> 00:33:33,208
I promise I'll take good care
of people in your line of work.
581
00:33:33,291 --> 00:33:35,416
Prostitution.
582
00:33:35,500 --> 00:33:37,750
My mom was a hooker.
583
00:33:37,833 --> 00:33:40,333
Finally, an honest politician.
584
00:33:40,416 --> 00:33:43,291
Now that we're friends,
how about a discount?
585
00:33:44,833 --> 00:33:46,291
These whores crack me up.
586
00:33:46,375 --> 00:33:51,125
You've become a national sensation
after the debate.
587
00:33:51,208 --> 00:33:52,083
Looks that way.
588
00:33:52,166 --> 00:33:55,750
Torrente, this is Miguel Ángel González,
our communications officer.
589
00:33:55,833 --> 00:33:56,958
Pleased to meet you.
590
00:33:57,041 --> 00:34:01,041
One thing's obvious, Torrente.
People love you.
591
00:34:01,125 --> 00:34:03,291
But we need to avoid mistakes.
592
00:34:03,375 --> 00:34:06,666
-Who runs your socials?
-My socials…?
593
00:34:06,750 --> 00:34:08,333
You're not on social media?
594
00:34:08,416 --> 00:34:11,166
I'm a social guy. The media just hates me.
595
00:34:11,250 --> 00:34:15,416
Relax, Torrente. Franky will handle it.
596
00:34:15,500 --> 00:34:18,333
The kid's a genius.
597
00:34:18,416 --> 00:34:20,708
-How are you, sir?
-Hi.
598
00:34:20,791 --> 00:34:24,541
You went viral after the debate.
We gotta move fast.
599
00:34:24,625 --> 00:34:27,666
Strike while the iron's hot.
600
00:34:27,750 --> 00:34:33,666
You'll also need an image consultant,
601
00:34:33,750 --> 00:34:36,916
PR and etiquette advice…
602
00:34:37,000 --> 00:34:39,333
We love your spontaneity,
603
00:34:39,416 --> 00:34:43,958
but in politics, one misstep,
and you're done.
604
00:34:44,833 --> 00:34:46,125
Good morning.
605
00:34:46,208 --> 00:34:47,416
Carmela Suseiro.
606
00:34:47,500 --> 00:34:51,541
She'll be your guide
to the world of politics. She's good.
607
00:34:51,625 --> 00:34:52,791
Hi there, sweetheart.
608
00:34:52,875 --> 00:34:55,458
Hey! Let's shake hands, Mr. Torrente.
609
00:34:55,541 --> 00:34:57,583
You have to play it safe.
610
00:34:57,666 --> 00:35:00,458
Told you, she misses nothing.
611
00:35:00,541 --> 00:35:03,500
I'll protect your image,
play up your charisma,
612
00:35:03,583 --> 00:35:07,958
and make the most
of that sleazy charm you have.
613
00:35:08,041 --> 00:35:12,291
Class and good manners
are the hallmark of the new right.
614
00:35:15,375 --> 00:35:19,666
Jesus, Torrente.
We'll need gas masks here.
615
00:35:20,416 --> 00:35:22,125
Cuco, I'm worried.
616
00:35:22,958 --> 00:35:25,291
I got no problem taking advice
from a broad.
617
00:35:25,375 --> 00:35:28,291
I'm as "woke" as they come.
618
00:35:28,375 --> 00:35:30,333
But damn, she's ugly.
619
00:35:30,416 --> 00:35:32,166
Is she really that bad, Torrente?
620
00:35:32,250 --> 00:35:36,833
Ugly as sin. Like a leftist from Pudimos.
621
00:35:36,916 --> 00:35:39,916
Have you seen the leader of Restar?
With that beak.
622
00:35:40,000 --> 00:35:41,333
Way worse.
623
00:35:41,416 --> 00:35:44,375
You said I'd be your advisor, Torrente.
624
00:35:44,458 --> 00:35:47,125
I hope I don't get kicked to the curb now.
625
00:35:47,208 --> 00:35:50,083
Yeah, Torrente. Remember us.
626
00:35:50,166 --> 00:35:53,583
We really want
to help you fix the country.
627
00:35:53,666 --> 00:35:57,708
Yeah, right. What you want is to cash in.
628
00:35:57,791 --> 00:35:59,000
Just like me.
629
00:35:59,083 --> 00:36:02,333
-What would you call this?
-That?
630
00:36:02,875 --> 00:36:04,125
A fat lady.
631
00:36:05,125 --> 00:36:06,875
Curvy, Torrente.
632
00:36:06,958 --> 00:36:07,875
Curvy.
633
00:36:07,958 --> 00:36:11,416
Curvy? Call her whatever you want,
but she's fat.
634
00:36:13,041 --> 00:36:14,666
And here?
635
00:36:14,750 --> 00:36:16,208
An idiot.
636
00:36:16,291 --> 00:36:19,041
He's differently abled.
637
00:36:19,125 --> 00:36:21,666
Abled? He's a moron.
638
00:36:24,458 --> 00:36:25,708
What about this?
639
00:36:25,791 --> 00:36:28,541
Now this is pathetic. The guy's whipped.
640
00:36:28,625 --> 00:36:29,625
Henpecked.
641
00:36:29,708 --> 00:36:30,708
No backbone.
642
00:36:30,791 --> 00:36:32,500
Seriously, Mr. Torrente?
643
00:36:32,583 --> 00:36:35,041
Relax, I'm kidding. This is great.
644
00:36:35,125 --> 00:36:37,916
A guy picking up the check.
Now, that's feminism.
645
00:36:38,000 --> 00:36:41,208
No, Mr. Torrente.
It's wrong. Casual sexism.
646
00:36:41,291 --> 00:36:42,208
What?
647
00:36:43,875 --> 00:36:45,666
This one?
648
00:36:45,750 --> 00:36:50,125
A gentleman holding the door for a lady.
649
00:36:50,208 --> 00:36:51,583
That's feminism.
650
00:36:51,666 --> 00:36:54,458
Wrong again. Casual sexism.
651
00:36:54,541 --> 00:36:56,375
Pay attention.
652
00:36:57,916 --> 00:36:58,958
This one.
653
00:36:59,041 --> 00:37:03,000
Sure. It's an Arab bastard
taking advantage of that girl.
654
00:37:03,083 --> 00:37:05,791
She's got a ton of luggage,
and he's doing nothing.
655
00:37:05,875 --> 00:37:07,291
That's sexism.
656
00:37:07,375 --> 00:37:08,708
You're hopeless.
657
00:37:08,791 --> 00:37:10,708
-No way.
-It's their culture.
658
00:37:10,791 --> 00:37:14,000
-Culture?
-Other customs. We've got to respect them.
659
00:37:14,083 --> 00:37:16,000
What are you laughing at?
660
00:37:16,083 --> 00:37:19,291
Do you think this is funny?
Do I look funny to you?
661
00:37:19,375 --> 00:37:21,083
What are you staring at?
662
00:37:21,166 --> 00:37:22,750
I'm not laughing at you.
663
00:37:22,833 --> 00:37:25,000
I realized that your lack of a filter,
664
00:37:25,083 --> 00:37:28,208
that brutal honesty, and simplicity
665
00:37:28,291 --> 00:37:31,625
could help us win over voters.
666
00:37:31,708 --> 00:37:34,875
And hopefully I'll get laid too.
667
00:37:36,375 --> 00:37:38,291
Great, that's what I'm talking about.
668
00:37:38,375 --> 00:37:43,500
That kid you gave me
to help me with "sociable" crap
669
00:37:43,583 --> 00:37:45,458
is kind of weird.
670
00:37:45,541 --> 00:37:48,000
Not the brightest crayon in the box.
671
00:37:48,083 --> 00:37:51,583
Franky has been to Harvard,
Oxford, Cambridge…
672
00:37:51,666 --> 00:37:54,625
He didn't graduate from any of them,
but he's been there.
673
00:37:55,750 --> 00:37:59,625
-He's got his MA.
-Yeah. Gives him a lot of prestige.
674
00:37:59,708 --> 00:38:02,000
And he's an expert
in International relations.
675
00:38:02,083 --> 00:38:04,958
So am I. Once I banged a Romanian chick.
676
00:38:06,333 --> 00:38:08,750
That kid is apparently a brainiac.
677
00:38:08,833 --> 00:38:12,375
He may have gone
to fancy-schmancy schools,
678
00:38:12,458 --> 00:38:15,083
but the kid's
a few sandwiches short of a picnic.
679
00:38:15,166 --> 00:38:17,291
He's Jacobo Carrascal's nephew.
680
00:38:17,375 --> 00:38:19,458
That's all I'm saying.
681
00:38:19,541 --> 00:38:22,333
The kid's got connections
and a bright future.
682
00:38:23,541 --> 00:38:26,541
Now that you say that,
I'm warming up to him.
683
00:38:26,625 --> 00:38:29,791
-Of course.
-All right, I'm gonna take a dump.
684
00:38:29,875 --> 00:38:33,166
The bathrooms here are spotless.
Real nice.
685
00:38:41,125 --> 00:38:43,541
Come on, champ!
686
00:38:47,250 --> 00:38:48,875
Caught you!
687
00:38:50,791 --> 00:38:52,916
Hey, don't be like that.
688
00:38:53,000 --> 00:38:55,250
Give me a little kiss.
689
00:39:03,958 --> 00:39:07,500
"Matías, come down.
We don't understand what this guy wants."
690
00:39:07,583 --> 00:39:10,500
"Coming. Incompetent idiots…
How can I help you?"
691
00:39:10,583 --> 00:39:14,500
"I need a gimbal-head flange screw
692
00:39:14,583 --> 00:39:18,541
with a built-in hog-flapper right here…
That's it."
693
00:39:19,958 --> 00:39:21,458
What is this?
694
00:39:21,541 --> 00:39:26,125
Well, we needed to warm up the crowd.
Make it less awkward.
695
00:39:26,208 --> 00:39:28,250
So, to class things up,
696
00:39:28,333 --> 00:39:31,041
I figured we should have an opening act.
697
00:39:31,125 --> 00:39:34,833
So I booked Paquito,
the son of the great Arévalo.
698
00:39:34,916 --> 00:39:36,333
The cassette guy?
699
00:39:36,416 --> 00:39:37,958
Exactly. Hey, Paquito!
700
00:39:38,041 --> 00:39:40,416
You crushed it, man.
Just like your old man.
701
00:39:40,500 --> 00:39:43,458
-Am I getting paid? I know how you are.
-Yeah, maybe later.
702
00:39:43,541 --> 00:39:45,625
Hey, the lisping guy bit was hilarious,
703
00:39:45,708 --> 00:39:48,458
but the really funny stuff
is the queer jokes.
704
00:39:48,541 --> 00:39:49,750
Do those.
705
00:39:49,833 --> 00:39:50,833
Mr. Torrente!
706
00:39:50,916 --> 00:39:52,250
I mean LGBTQ people.
707
00:39:52,333 --> 00:39:54,625
Look, Mr. Torrente,
you can't do this anymore.
708
00:39:54,708 --> 00:39:56,416
What? Didn't you just see him?
709
00:39:56,500 --> 00:39:59,958
Humor nowadays is about knocking
the people at the top.
710
00:40:00,041 --> 00:40:03,458
So, we kick Paquito offstage
and put the audience up there?
711
00:40:03,541 --> 00:40:05,000
The stage would cave in.
712
00:40:08,166 --> 00:40:09,708
Hear that?
713
00:40:10,666 --> 00:40:13,250
That's Fary.
714
00:40:14,625 --> 00:40:16,375
You like that? Pretty awesome, huh?
715
00:40:16,458 --> 00:40:18,208
Nothing beats AI.
716
00:40:18,291 --> 00:40:19,375
What?
717
00:40:19,458 --> 00:40:20,666
Artificial intelligence.
718
00:40:20,750 --> 00:40:24,250
We can copy Fary's voice
and make him sing whatever we want.
719
00:40:24,333 --> 00:40:26,166
It's AI. Incredible stuff.
720
00:40:26,250 --> 00:40:30,041
AI? Watch this, guy!
721
00:40:34,958 --> 00:40:38,500
El Fary singing
whatever you and AI tell him to? No way.
722
00:40:44,041 --> 00:40:46,875
Nothing is sacred in this country anymore.
723
00:40:46,958 --> 00:40:51,791
Not even El Fary. El Fary!
724
00:40:51,875 --> 00:40:56,875
But no machine on earth
can replace a Spaniard!
725
00:40:59,125 --> 00:41:00,708
And let me tell you something.
726
00:41:00,791 --> 00:41:03,916
When we win, and we will,
727
00:41:04,000 --> 00:41:08,791
I will personally make Spain great again,
728
00:41:08,875 --> 00:41:13,416
and no man or machine
will be able to stop it!
729
00:41:20,041 --> 00:41:21,916
Hit the deck! We're under fire!
730
00:41:22,000 --> 00:41:25,000
What? It was a wasp.
There are a lot of them here.
731
00:41:25,083 --> 00:41:27,083
A wasp? It was an assassination attempt.
732
00:41:29,666 --> 00:41:31,208
They can't take us out!
733
00:41:32,541 --> 00:41:33,791
Long live Spain!
734
00:41:38,250 --> 00:41:41,375
Unreal. That's one hell of a photo.
735
00:41:41,458 --> 00:41:43,833
It's what a patriot should look like.
736
00:41:43,916 --> 00:41:45,833
This image means votes.
737
00:41:45,916 --> 00:41:48,208
Courage, bravery, manliness.
It's got it all.
738
00:41:48,291 --> 00:41:51,208
And I pulled the stinger out.
Barely even hurts.
739
00:41:51,291 --> 00:41:52,791
Mr. Torrente, we're sunk.
740
00:41:52,875 --> 00:41:55,333
Someone's trying to sabotage the campaign.
741
00:41:55,416 --> 00:41:56,666
-What?
-It can't be.
742
00:41:56,750 --> 00:41:59,833
Someone made a fake AI picture of you
743
00:41:59,916 --> 00:42:03,791
with a transvestite and two prostitutes
and spread it online. Look.
744
00:42:03,875 --> 00:42:06,166
-Torrente.
-Let me see.
745
00:42:07,250 --> 00:42:08,625
Yep, that's me.
746
00:42:08,708 --> 00:42:10,833
This was from last night at the brothel.
747
00:42:10,916 --> 00:42:14,750
My secretary Cuco got paid,
and he lent me cash.
748
00:42:14,833 --> 00:42:15,875
A wild party.
749
00:42:15,958 --> 00:42:18,250
-Torrente!
-Relax, woman.
750
00:42:18,333 --> 00:42:21,583
Voters like candidates that get laid.
751
00:42:21,666 --> 00:42:25,833
Active, virile people.
That's what makes a leader.
752
00:42:25,916 --> 00:42:28,250
That's one way to see it.
753
00:42:28,333 --> 00:42:30,166
You get it, Miguel Ángel.
754
00:42:30,250 --> 00:42:31,416
No.
755
00:42:31,500 --> 00:42:35,333
More importantly, how are you holding up?
The doctor says you'll be out soon.
756
00:42:35,416 --> 00:42:39,833
Right. He said that
before you showed me this picture.
757
00:42:39,916 --> 00:42:43,291
Then maybe we shouldn't show you this one.
758
00:42:46,625 --> 00:42:50,291
I get that people like him
and that his speeches are funny,
759
00:42:50,375 --> 00:42:57,375
but I'm starting to think
this is getting out of hand.
760
00:42:59,833 --> 00:43:02,666
It's unreal. They're being so annoying.
761
00:43:02,750 --> 00:43:06,375
These Nox people think they know
more than I do. Come on…
762
00:43:06,458 --> 00:43:08,208
I don't need advisors.
763
00:43:08,291 --> 00:43:12,458
With a top-notch secretary like you,
I'm covered.
764
00:43:12,541 --> 00:43:14,125
I'm a man with initiative.
765
00:43:14,208 --> 00:43:15,583
Sure you are, Torrente.
766
00:43:15,666 --> 00:43:20,000
Well, this meeting I set up,
that was my idea.
767
00:43:20,083 --> 00:43:23,166
-A meeting with thought leaders?
-That's right.
768
00:43:23,250 --> 00:43:26,625
Because I'm the politician
who knows what normal people want.
769
00:43:26,708 --> 00:43:32,875
I'm like a thermometer for the concerns
and needs of citizens.
770
00:43:32,958 --> 00:43:37,083
A thermometer?
I see you more as a suppository.
771
00:43:37,958 --> 00:43:44,708
You don't just find the problem.
You fix it too.
772
00:43:47,000 --> 00:43:49,916
I brought you guys here
because I wanted to meet with you
773
00:43:50,000 --> 00:43:51,916
to kick around some ideas.
774
00:43:52,000 --> 00:43:53,333
You're good people.
775
00:43:53,416 --> 00:43:55,625
Upstanding citizens.
776
00:43:55,708 --> 00:44:00,458
An example of values,
principles, and decency.
777
00:44:02,000 --> 00:44:03,333
What about the ladies?
778
00:44:03,416 --> 00:44:05,250
-The what?
-Ladies of the night.
779
00:44:05,333 --> 00:44:06,416
Hookers?
780
00:44:06,500 --> 00:44:07,958
-Yeah.
-What about them?
781
00:44:08,041 --> 00:44:12,208
They should be covered by Social Security.
They're practically healthcare.
782
00:44:12,291 --> 00:44:13,958
-And a source of happiness.
-Yeah.
783
00:44:14,041 --> 00:44:16,875
Also, do you know
how much it costs taxpayers
784
00:44:16,958 --> 00:44:21,333
to house and feed criminals
and thieves in prisons?
785
00:44:21,416 --> 00:44:22,958
I know where you're going.
786
00:44:23,041 --> 00:44:26,041
That scum should pay
for their stay in prison.
787
00:44:26,125 --> 00:44:28,541
Forced labor.
You do the crime, you do the time.
788
00:44:28,625 --> 00:44:33,458
I was thinking of something harsher.
789
00:44:36,875 --> 00:44:38,375
-The death penalty.
-Yeah.
790
00:44:38,458 --> 00:44:39,541
Damn.
791
00:44:39,625 --> 00:44:43,750
It's a real Spanish tradition,
and it worked great.
792
00:44:43,833 --> 00:44:45,125
Why'd they get rid of it?
793
00:44:45,208 --> 00:44:48,333
Since they scrapped it,
it's all gone downhill.
794
00:44:48,416 --> 00:44:52,083
He's right.
Kids barely pray in school anymore.
795
00:44:53,166 --> 00:44:54,750
They don't sing the anthem.
796
00:44:54,833 --> 00:44:57,208
-Not even the Falange anthem.
-Not even that.
797
00:44:57,291 --> 00:45:01,166
Teachers can't do anything anymore.
798
00:45:02,166 --> 00:45:06,166
-They barely smack the kids now.
-They barely smack them.
799
00:45:06,250 --> 00:45:09,958
And women voting
seems like a step backward to me.
800
00:45:10,041 --> 00:45:13,416
Since when was that a thing?
That should be revisited right away.
801
00:45:13,500 --> 00:45:15,000
It should be revisited.
802
00:45:15,083 --> 00:45:17,583
I mean, was the Vagrancy Law so bad?
803
00:45:17,666 --> 00:45:21,208
-They should bring it back, dammit.
-And mandatory military service.
804
00:45:21,291 --> 00:45:22,375
Of course.
805
00:45:22,458 --> 00:45:25,291
Military service.
Well, thanks a lot, gentlemen.
806
00:45:25,375 --> 00:45:31,208
I hear you, and I'll keep your opinions
in mind when I'm in office.
807
00:45:31,291 --> 00:45:32,708
I'm counting on your vote.
808
00:45:39,000 --> 00:45:41,000
So? What do you think of him?
809
00:45:41,083 --> 00:45:43,375
Just like the rest of them. Same old crap.
810
00:45:43,458 --> 00:45:44,583
This guy's a wimp.
811
00:45:44,666 --> 00:45:48,208
The same spineless right.
What did you expect?
812
00:45:48,291 --> 00:45:52,791
We ought to start our own party.
813
00:45:52,875 --> 00:45:56,666
Then you already know
who ought to be president.
814
00:45:56,750 --> 00:45:59,416
Obviously. I'm the perfect guy for it.
815
00:45:59,500 --> 00:46:02,625
-Hey! Over here. That'd be me.
-What?
816
00:46:02,708 --> 00:46:05,541
Long live Franco, the king,
and order and the law's ring.
817
00:46:07,000 --> 00:46:08,708
The whistling idiot's at it again.
818
00:46:08,791 --> 00:46:10,375
Hey, no need to be rude.
819
00:46:10,458 --> 00:46:12,833
Being rude to an idiot
doesn't really count.
820
00:46:18,875 --> 00:46:21,583
It's not exactly spacious, huh?
821
00:46:21,666 --> 00:46:23,541
-Not many people get an office.
-True.
822
00:46:23,625 --> 00:46:27,375
We tried to accommodate your requests
as best we could.
823
00:46:28,625 --> 00:46:31,791
Look, Mr. Torrente. Take a look at this.
824
00:46:34,125 --> 00:46:35,375
What the hell is this?
825
00:46:35,458 --> 00:46:38,041
Some pins to make Franco
cool to young people.
826
00:46:38,125 --> 00:46:40,125
Make him more relatable, more fun.
827
00:46:40,208 --> 00:46:41,833
You know what this is, kid?
828
00:46:41,916 --> 00:46:42,958
A great idea.
829
00:46:43,041 --> 00:46:47,416
No. This is disrespectful to Franco.
830
00:46:47,500 --> 00:46:50,875
He gave everything for his country
and asked for nothing in return.
831
00:46:50,958 --> 00:46:52,333
I made caps too.
832
00:46:54,250 --> 00:46:56,333
This kid is kinda dumb, right?
833
00:46:56,416 --> 00:46:58,208
He's Carrascal's nephew.
834
00:46:58,291 --> 00:47:01,833
I mean, he's dumb,
but the kid's got talent.
835
00:47:01,916 --> 00:47:03,000
Absolutely.
836
00:47:03,083 --> 00:47:05,166
Get settled in your office.
837
00:47:05,250 --> 00:47:10,000
Tomorrow's the annual charity gala
to raise money for the party.
838
00:47:10,083 --> 00:47:11,875
We expect to see you there.
839
00:47:11,958 --> 00:47:16,500
-Formal attire only.
-Of course.
840
00:47:31,833 --> 00:47:35,541
Careful there, pal. It's a classic car.
841
00:47:43,166 --> 00:47:45,625
-Torrente, I was waiting for you.
-All right.
842
00:47:45,708 --> 00:47:47,958
-Come with me.
-Let's go.
843
00:47:49,625 --> 00:47:51,125
Nice shack!
844
00:47:52,416 --> 00:47:55,541
Lots of old broads here.
They know all the tricks.
845
00:47:56,125 --> 00:47:59,458
These events keep us afloat, Torrente.
846
00:47:59,541 --> 00:48:00,541
Our fuel.
847
00:48:00,625 --> 00:48:04,666
That's right, real fuel.
Not that green-energy crap.
848
00:48:04,750 --> 00:48:08,583
Excuse me, Mr. Torrente.
I couldn't help overhearing you.
849
00:48:08,666 --> 00:48:10,833
My daughter, Candelita, has a question.
850
00:48:10,916 --> 00:48:12,625
Of course. Go ahead.
851
00:48:12,708 --> 00:48:14,791
What's your stance on climate change?
852
00:48:15,833 --> 00:48:17,791
Climate change?
853
00:48:19,041 --> 00:48:21,708
It's every Spaniard's God-given right.
854
00:48:22,500 --> 00:48:26,833
In Spain, it's always been cold
in the winter and hot in the summer.
855
00:48:26,916 --> 00:48:28,875
That's climate change.
856
00:48:28,958 --> 00:48:31,916
And the socialists want to take it away.
857
00:48:32,000 --> 00:48:34,958
But when we take office,
858
00:48:35,041 --> 00:48:37,916
the climate will change every month,
the way God intended.
859
00:48:38,000 --> 00:48:41,541
Mr. Torrente,
a little donation for your campaign.
860
00:48:41,625 --> 00:48:44,750
Damn! Thanks, sweetheart. Holy fuck.
861
00:48:44,833 --> 00:48:47,375
-Excuse me, one more thing.
-Go ahead.
862
00:48:47,458 --> 00:48:50,833
What is your opinion
on the potential inverse correlation
863
00:48:50,916 --> 00:48:53,375
between long-term interest rates
864
00:48:53,458 --> 00:48:56,833
and the yield curve
in a context of global inflation?
865
00:48:56,916 --> 00:48:59,166
PROCESSING
866
00:48:59,250 --> 00:49:00,541
If you'll excuse me,
867
00:49:00,625 --> 00:49:03,166
I gotta pull him away.
People want to meet him.
868
00:49:03,250 --> 00:49:06,250
Besides, if I answered that,
I'd be here all night.
869
00:49:13,958 --> 00:49:15,416
-Torrente.
-Yeah?
870
00:49:15,500 --> 00:49:17,708
That money's not for you.
It's for the party.
871
00:49:17,791 --> 00:49:20,291
Right. Of course.
872
00:49:20,791 --> 00:49:23,958
Let me introduce you to one
of the richest women in the country.
873
00:49:24,041 --> 00:49:27,958
She's a widow. One of our biggest donors.
874
00:49:28,041 --> 00:49:32,333
-Try not to say anything inappropriate.
-Come on. Who do you take me for, Pelayo?
875
00:49:34,458 --> 00:49:35,500
Brigitte.
876
00:49:36,458 --> 00:49:37,916
This is Torrente.
877
00:49:38,000 --> 00:49:40,291
The man everyone's talking about.
878
00:49:40,375 --> 00:49:42,208
Pleasure to meet you, ma'am.
879
00:49:44,500 --> 00:49:48,250
Hold on. We've met before.
880
00:49:48,333 --> 00:49:49,750
I don't think so.
881
00:49:49,833 --> 00:49:52,750
No, trust me, we have.
882
00:49:52,833 --> 00:49:55,333
It was a very special moment.
883
00:49:55,416 --> 00:49:56,791
Beautiful. Think back.
884
00:49:56,875 --> 00:49:58,333
I honestly don't remember.
885
00:49:58,416 --> 00:50:00,833
She doesn't remember. Let's see.
886
00:50:00,916 --> 00:50:04,750
Know how many girls
a woman's got inside her?
887
00:50:05,916 --> 00:50:09,666
Did you know that there are five girls
in a woman's body?
888
00:50:09,750 --> 00:50:11,791
Look, Lefty,
889
00:50:11,875 --> 00:50:12,791
Righty,
890
00:50:13,416 --> 00:50:15,416
Chin, Abby,
891
00:50:15,500 --> 00:50:16,875
And 'Gina!
892
00:50:16,958 --> 00:50:18,375
That was me.
893
00:50:19,958 --> 00:50:22,708
And in a man's body,
there's no little guys?
894
00:50:22,791 --> 00:50:26,208
Down here, I've got a little Willy.
895
00:50:26,291 --> 00:50:31,125
But if you give him a kiss,
he grows into a big Johnson.
896
00:50:33,333 --> 00:50:34,791
Asshole!
897
00:50:36,166 --> 00:50:39,000
Women's soccer
has really done a number on Spain.
898
00:50:39,083 --> 00:50:41,916
I think I have to go home.
899
00:50:42,000 --> 00:50:45,000
I've got this testicular pressure…
building up.
900
00:50:48,250 --> 00:50:49,958
Come in.
901
00:50:50,041 --> 00:50:51,833
Make yourselves at home, okay?
902
00:50:51,916 --> 00:50:54,208
Don't be shy. Wait, what are you doing?
903
00:50:54,291 --> 00:50:56,166
Who are these… people?
904
00:50:56,250 --> 00:50:59,166
-They're my cabinet.
-Your what?
905
00:50:59,250 --> 00:51:02,458
Look, I know Carrascal is getting better.
906
00:51:02,541 --> 00:51:05,166
But what if he doesn't?
We gotta be prepared.
907
00:51:05,250 --> 00:51:09,791
This is a group of technocrats
fully qualified to run any department.
908
00:51:09,875 --> 00:51:13,208
Torrente, those jobs are appointed
directly by the president.
909
00:51:13,291 --> 00:51:17,000
I see that my contributions
to this party's success
910
00:51:17,083 --> 00:51:20,750
are still not being valued.
911
00:51:20,833 --> 00:51:24,166
We value you very much,
and you are a key player in the campaign,
912
00:51:24,250 --> 00:51:25,666
but you need to understand--
913
00:51:25,750 --> 00:51:27,875
When do we get envelopes full of cash?
914
00:51:27,958 --> 00:51:29,333
Where are the envelopes?
915
00:51:29,416 --> 00:51:33,083
-With the big bucks, you know?
-They're so greedy.
916
00:51:34,166 --> 00:51:37,500
Torrente, the countryside
belongs to the country, right?
917
00:51:37,583 --> 00:51:39,000
Always has, Manolito.
918
00:51:39,083 --> 00:51:40,875
And the city belongs in the city.
919
00:51:40,958 --> 00:51:43,416
Exactly. That's how it should be.
920
00:51:43,500 --> 00:51:47,875
So, what's Retiro Park doing
in the middle of Madrid, taking up space?
921
00:51:47,958 --> 00:51:50,000
Same with Güell Park in Barcelona.
922
00:51:50,083 --> 00:51:52,375
That shouldn't even be there.
923
00:51:52,458 --> 00:51:54,833
We should build
some luxury apartments there.
924
00:51:54,916 --> 00:51:58,625
-I see where you're going.
-And we split the profits.
925
00:51:58,708 --> 00:52:00,958
-Yes, sir.
-I see initiative.
926
00:52:01,041 --> 00:52:03,791
-I see ideas. I see concern.
-Exactly.
927
00:52:03,875 --> 00:52:06,458
This is supposed
to be his minister of Culture?
928
00:52:06,541 --> 00:52:08,875
I can't imagine
the minister of Urban Planning.
929
00:52:08,958 --> 00:52:10,208
Look.
930
00:52:10,291 --> 00:52:12,458
These guys are "innerdisciplinary."
931
00:52:12,541 --> 00:52:16,208
I could be the minister of anything.
932
00:52:16,291 --> 00:52:18,916
I want an official government car.
933
00:52:19,000 --> 00:52:20,750
And one for my wife.
934
00:52:20,833 --> 00:52:23,875
And an official electric scooter
for my boy.
935
00:52:23,958 --> 00:52:25,000
With lights.
936
00:52:25,083 --> 00:52:27,625
What's wrong with you? Are you nuts?
937
00:52:27,708 --> 00:52:31,625
Know how much the socialist government
spends on government cars?
938
00:52:31,708 --> 00:52:37,625
How much? 48,994,077 euros.
939
00:52:37,708 --> 00:52:40,375
Outrageous. That's our government for you.
940
00:52:40,458 --> 00:52:41,750
-And gas money?
-How much?
941
00:52:41,833 --> 00:52:44,125
On gas, 300…
942
00:52:44,208 --> 00:52:46,791
My hand got sweaty,
and the ink rubbed off.
943
00:52:46,875 --> 00:52:49,500
Sorry. I'm nervous here, Torrente.
944
00:52:50,875 --> 00:52:52,791
An important call.
945
00:52:52,875 --> 00:52:54,541
I'm lining up support for you,
946
00:52:54,625 --> 00:52:58,000
and a world leader
wants to congratulate you already.
947
00:52:58,750 --> 00:53:02,125
Torrente, how are you? Javier Milei here.
948
00:53:02,208 --> 00:53:04,833
-Who?
-The president of Argentina.
949
00:53:04,916 --> 00:53:06,083
Hello?
950
00:53:06,166 --> 00:53:07,375
Hi. How are you?
951
00:53:07,458 --> 00:53:10,916
Torrente, quick question.
How many ministries do you got there?
952
00:53:11,000 --> 00:53:13,416
Well, over 20.
953
00:53:14,583 --> 00:53:16,375
Then you know what you gotta do.
954
00:53:16,458 --> 00:53:19,333
Cut half of 'em.
I don't have that many friends.
955
00:53:19,416 --> 00:53:20,625
Chainsaw.
956
00:53:20,708 --> 00:53:24,166
If I can't find a chainsaw,
I'll use a handsaw. It's more our thing.
957
00:53:24,250 --> 00:53:27,291
That's the spirit, Torrente!
Stick it to those damn lefties!
958
00:53:27,375 --> 00:53:29,666
And if you stay the course,
959
00:53:29,750 --> 00:53:31,833
we've got your back in Argentina!
960
00:53:31,916 --> 00:53:34,375
Long live freedom, dammit!
961
00:53:34,458 --> 00:53:36,458
Thanks a lot, Javi.
962
00:53:36,541 --> 00:53:39,000
What a nice guy. Doesn't seem Argentinian.
963
00:53:39,958 --> 00:53:41,833
What'd you think?
964
00:53:41,916 --> 00:53:44,041
Nice job, kid.
965
00:53:44,125 --> 00:53:45,583
I thought you were a halfwit,
966
00:53:45,666 --> 00:53:48,041
but you've got
fucking amazing connections.
967
00:53:48,125 --> 00:53:50,000
I'm starting to like you.
968
00:53:50,083 --> 00:53:53,708
You could really go places with my help.
969
00:53:53,791 --> 00:53:56,916
Not so far
that we lose sight of him, okay?
970
00:53:57,000 --> 00:53:58,958
Your uncle will be back soon,
971
00:53:59,041 --> 00:54:01,958
and we need to focus
on getting him elected.
972
00:54:02,041 --> 00:54:05,500
Torrente, remember you're
a key piece of our rise to power,
973
00:54:05,583 --> 00:54:06,916
but only just one piece.
974
00:54:07,875 --> 00:54:09,166
Don't forget that.
975
00:54:09,708 --> 00:54:13,208
Did you hear that? I'm just one piece!
976
00:54:13,291 --> 00:54:15,375
A real piece of work, Torrente!
977
00:54:15,458 --> 00:54:17,250
-Torrente!
-Torrente for president!
978
00:54:18,333 --> 00:54:19,458
Hello.
979
00:54:20,625 --> 00:54:22,250
The people love you.
980
00:54:22,333 --> 00:54:24,208
Torrente for president!
981
00:54:24,291 --> 00:54:26,041
That's your base, right there.
982
00:54:27,125 --> 00:54:28,750
Stop making fun of them.
983
00:54:28,833 --> 00:54:31,291
Those people vote too. Every vote counts.
984
00:54:32,000 --> 00:54:35,250
I gotta step this up
and get my face out there.
985
00:54:35,333 --> 00:54:38,125
I gotta run for president, for real.
986
00:54:38,208 --> 00:54:41,583
I'm done with these Nox people
acting like I'm some nobody.
987
00:54:41,666 --> 00:54:45,083
TORRENTE FOR PRESIDENT
988
00:54:45,166 --> 00:54:48,666
I can print all the posters you want,
but you'll have to pay.
989
00:54:48,750 --> 00:54:51,666
Sure. Other people can post them up.
990
00:54:51,750 --> 00:54:55,333
Don't get smart with me, Torrente.
I said "pay," not "post."
991
00:54:55,416 --> 00:54:56,708
Of course, Chopo.
992
00:54:56,791 --> 00:54:59,333
That's why I said it.
They'll take care of that.
993
00:54:59,416 --> 00:55:00,958
Kid, hand over the cash.
994
00:55:01,041 --> 00:55:03,041
We agreed to post 'em, not pay for 'em.
995
00:55:03,125 --> 00:55:06,666
We also agreed on a decent crew,
996
00:55:06,750 --> 00:55:09,875
and you brought me an Oompa Loompa
and a walrus.
997
00:55:09,958 --> 00:55:11,375
It's the best we could do.
998
00:55:11,458 --> 00:55:14,291
Come on, you are my Torrente Youth.
999
00:55:14,375 --> 00:55:18,041
When I'm president,
I'll make you bodyguards for life.
1000
00:55:18,125 --> 00:55:20,041
Us? Bodyguards?
1001
00:55:20,125 --> 00:55:23,000
-You promised me that job.
-Doesn't matter.
1002
00:55:23,083 --> 00:55:25,250
Bodyguards, bouncers, ministers…
1003
00:55:25,333 --> 00:55:27,041
I'm running the whole thing.
1004
00:55:27,125 --> 00:55:32,291
Pay this guy, grab the posters,
and plaster the city with my face.
1005
00:55:32,375 --> 00:55:38,041
When you become president,
you can also put your face on coins.
1006
00:55:38,125 --> 00:55:39,708
No. No small change.
1007
00:55:39,791 --> 00:55:42,500
My face will be on bills.
1008
00:55:43,791 --> 00:55:48,458
Sorry to wake you up,
but that's the plan, Franky.
1009
00:55:48,541 --> 00:55:50,250
I oughta be president.
1010
00:55:50,333 --> 00:55:52,166
People love me.
1011
00:55:52,250 --> 00:55:57,166
They know I would bring back
the glory days to our country, to Spain.
1012
00:55:57,250 --> 00:56:01,875
If you want my opinion,
I don't see that happening.
1013
00:56:01,958 --> 00:56:04,375
The party will turn on you.
1014
00:56:04,458 --> 00:56:07,250
Your junkie friend's right, Torrente.
It's insane.
1015
00:56:07,333 --> 00:56:08,625
Wait.
1016
00:56:09,375 --> 00:56:10,791
Vice president.
1017
00:56:10,875 --> 00:56:13,166
Didn't you say you want the top job?
1018
00:56:13,250 --> 00:56:17,708
No. If I become president,
you'll be my VP.
1019
00:56:17,791 --> 00:56:19,083
Huh?
1020
00:56:19,166 --> 00:56:22,291
I like that idea, Mr. Torrente.
1021
00:56:23,125 --> 00:56:24,416
We're going all the way.
1022
00:56:24,500 --> 00:56:25,458
Full throttle.
1023
00:56:25,541 --> 00:56:27,041
We need a media blitz.
1024
00:56:28,000 --> 00:56:29,208
What media?
1025
00:56:29,291 --> 00:56:33,958
Tonight we'll have some fun
with our guest, José Luis Torrente!
1026
00:56:51,083 --> 00:56:52,000
How's it going?
1027
00:56:52,875 --> 00:56:54,250
Have a seat.
1028
00:56:57,291 --> 00:56:59,000
A round of applause for…
1029
00:56:59,083 --> 00:57:01,000
Whoa!
1030
00:57:01,083 --> 00:57:03,833
He knows the dance.
Trancas and Barrancas, come out.
1031
00:57:03,916 --> 00:57:07,416
-Trancas and Barrancas.
-How's it going, Torrente?
1032
00:57:07,500 --> 00:57:09,708
You're making me talk to puppets?
1033
00:57:09,791 --> 00:57:11,750
Come on, don't be rude, Torrente.
1034
00:57:11,833 --> 00:57:15,333
You're right. It's good practice
for when I go to Congress.
1035
00:57:15,416 --> 00:57:17,500
That place is full of puppets.
1036
00:57:17,583 --> 00:57:20,291
Well, I think I speak for all my listeners
1037
00:57:20,375 --> 00:57:22,875
when I say that we're thrilled
to have you here,
1038
00:57:22,958 --> 00:57:25,333
especially after the latest controversy
1039
00:57:25,416 --> 00:57:28,750
involving Minister Idoia Mantero
that everyone's talking about.
1040
00:57:28,833 --> 00:57:32,875
-Know why Idoia has an Adam's apple?
-No.
1041
00:57:32,958 --> 00:57:34,708
'Cause she ain't got a peach.
1042
00:57:35,541 --> 00:57:40,166
Mr. Rajoy, we've got
presidential hopeful José Luis Torrente,
1043
00:57:40,250 --> 00:57:41,958
calling you for advice.
1044
00:57:42,041 --> 00:57:45,750
Could you tell him
the three most important qualities
1045
00:57:45,833 --> 00:57:47,458
a good president should have?
1046
00:57:47,541 --> 00:57:52,083
At this point in my life,
I try not to give advice anymore.
1047
00:57:52,166 --> 00:57:55,833
But if someone asks,
I won't say no either.
1048
00:57:55,916 --> 00:58:01,291
First, Mr. Torrente, don't be divisive.
1049
00:58:01,375 --> 00:58:04,458
Second, be honest. Don't lie.
1050
00:58:04,541 --> 00:58:06,958
And finally, be honorable.
1051
00:58:09,041 --> 00:58:13,333
So you're saying
we've never had a good president?
1052
00:58:13,416 --> 00:58:16,666
Come on. Don't say that.
We've had some good ones.
1053
00:58:16,750 --> 00:58:20,916
Or did you forget that I was president?
1054
00:58:21,000 --> 00:58:23,333
No kidding!
You still got thrown out, though.
1055
00:58:23,416 --> 00:58:26,750
-This isn't that kind of show.
-Sorry, Mariano.
1056
00:58:26,833 --> 00:58:29,625
This current president
makes you look like a choirboy.
1057
00:58:29,708 --> 00:58:31,708
So, you came out looking good.
1058
00:58:31,791 --> 00:58:33,291
Thank you, Mr. Rajoy.
1059
00:58:33,375 --> 00:58:36,791
Those people aren't politicians.
They're terrorists, Jorge.
1060
00:58:36,875 --> 00:58:37,958
My name's Jordi.
1061
00:58:38,041 --> 00:58:39,333
Yeah. Right.
1062
00:58:39,416 --> 00:58:42,541
Anyone giving terrorists a platform
is helping them.
1063
00:58:42,625 --> 00:58:45,333
You should think about that, Jordi.
1064
00:58:45,416 --> 00:58:49,333
Mr. Torrente, they're legal,
constitutional parties.
1065
00:58:49,416 --> 00:58:52,166
I don't agree
with everyone I bring on my show.
1066
00:58:52,250 --> 00:58:55,583
I try to give everyone a voice.
I'm giving you one too.
1067
00:58:55,666 --> 00:58:58,166
Are you comparing me, a patriot,
1068
00:58:58,250 --> 00:59:05,208
with those commie Catalan separatists
who are trying to tear Spain apart?
1069
00:59:05,291 --> 00:59:09,250
Without Catalan players,
Spain wouldn't have won the World Cup.
1070
00:59:09,333 --> 00:59:11,041
That was forever ago.
1071
00:59:11,125 --> 00:59:13,041
Listen to me.
1072
00:59:13,125 --> 00:59:15,958
I'm going to catch hell
for bringing you on the show
1073
00:59:16,041 --> 00:59:18,375
because some people say you're a fascist.
1074
00:59:18,458 --> 00:59:22,708
And some people say you fuck goats.
1075
00:59:23,750 --> 00:59:26,708
Who says that, Mr. Torrente?
1076
00:59:26,791 --> 00:59:28,291
People, Jordi. People.
1077
00:59:28,375 --> 00:59:30,041
You're out of your mind!
1078
00:59:30,125 --> 00:59:33,750
Yeah, like a rabid goat.
But don't try to fuck me.
1079
00:59:35,000 --> 00:59:38,083
So, José Luis,
do you see yourself as president?
1080
00:59:38,166 --> 00:59:41,125
Look, Pablo, I'm not doing this for me.
I don't need this.
1081
00:59:41,208 --> 00:59:43,708
I'm doing this for the people.
They want it. Look.
1082
00:59:43,791 --> 00:59:44,833
Torrente?
1083
00:59:44,916 --> 00:59:47,458
For president!
1084
00:59:47,541 --> 00:59:49,750
Have you talked to your party leader?
1085
00:59:49,833 --> 00:59:52,291
I mean, the guy's ancient.
1086
00:59:52,375 --> 00:59:55,750
He's in rough shape,
and I didn't want to upset him.
1087
00:59:55,833 --> 00:59:58,583
It might kill the guy,
but he's gotta face facts.
1088
00:59:58,666 --> 01:00:00,791
We gotta give the people what they want.
1089
01:00:00,875 --> 01:00:06,333
Besides, if he doesn't like it,
I'll start my own party.
1090
01:00:06,416 --> 01:00:09,625
So it's true.
This guy's completely lost it.
1091
01:00:09,708 --> 01:00:15,250
Not like he was ever very grounded,
but yeah. That's the case.
1092
01:00:15,333 --> 01:00:17,250
You're going to hate this.
1093
01:00:18,958 --> 01:00:20,916
They're everywhere.
1094
01:00:21,000 --> 01:00:23,208
What? You think I posted those myself?
1095
01:00:23,291 --> 01:00:25,916
-We have to own up to this.
-What do you mean?
1096
01:00:26,000 --> 01:00:28,000
-Each of us.
-Relax.
1097
01:00:32,916 --> 01:00:36,041
Time to get rid of this guy.
1098
01:00:36,125 --> 01:00:39,083
Throw him out
and don't let him back in the building?
1099
01:00:39,166 --> 01:00:43,666
No. Was I not clear?
I said get rid of him.
1100
01:00:43,750 --> 01:00:45,041
Get rid of him?
1101
01:00:45,875 --> 01:00:49,166
Do you mean get rid of him…
as in get rid of him?
1102
01:00:49,250 --> 01:00:51,458
Yeah. Take him out. Make him disappear.
1103
01:00:51,541 --> 01:00:55,333
Crush him. Wipe him out. Kill him!
1104
01:00:55,416 --> 01:00:58,125
Do I gotta draw you a picture?
1105
01:00:58,208 --> 01:01:02,500
Focus on getting better. We'll handle it.
1106
01:01:03,500 --> 01:01:04,750
You better.
1107
01:01:06,666 --> 01:01:08,208
The place is packed!
1108
01:01:08,291 --> 01:01:12,583
Yeah. Wall-to-wall people,
packed with proud Spaniards.
1109
01:01:12,666 --> 01:01:15,666
Torrente, I know you didn't believe in me.
1110
01:01:15,750 --> 01:01:18,708
-Honestly? I didn't.
-And you thought I was a moron.
1111
01:01:18,791 --> 01:01:20,000
That's right.
1112
01:01:20,083 --> 01:01:24,625
Well, just so you know I'm serious,
today I pulled off something historic.
1113
01:01:24,708 --> 01:01:26,500
What? You dressed yourself?
1114
01:01:28,291 --> 01:01:31,875
I got the most powerful man
on earth to come
1115
01:01:31,958 --> 01:01:33,333
and back your campaign.
1116
01:01:33,416 --> 01:01:36,083
We're Atlético fans.
Don't tell me it's Florentino.
1117
01:01:36,166 --> 01:01:37,666
No. Bigger than that.
1118
01:01:37,750 --> 01:01:38,833
Bigger?
1119
01:01:38,916 --> 01:01:40,916
He was backing my uncle,
1120
01:01:41,000 --> 01:01:44,625
but I convinced him
you're exactly what Spain needs.
1121
01:01:44,708 --> 01:01:47,750
He can go on after me.
Don't want him stealing my thunder.
1122
01:01:47,833 --> 01:01:49,000
Come on.
1123
01:01:55,583 --> 01:01:57,583
LONG LIVE EL FARY!
1124
01:02:06,458 --> 01:02:12,500
You can feel it. It's a testament.
In the air, you can catch the scent.
1125
01:02:12,583 --> 01:02:13,666
Torrente?
1126
01:02:13,750 --> 01:02:15,833
For president!
1127
01:02:15,916 --> 01:02:20,041
You see? It's not just me saying it.
It's you, the people.
1128
01:02:20,125 --> 01:02:24,166
Because you, the people, know best.
1129
01:02:24,250 --> 01:02:28,500
When I'm president,
I'll govern for everyone.
1130
01:02:28,583 --> 01:02:30,250
Everybody who voted for me.
1131
01:02:30,333 --> 01:02:33,208
The rest will be third-class citizens.
1132
01:02:33,291 --> 01:02:34,916
Ladies and gentlemen,
1133
01:02:35,000 --> 01:02:38,208
United States President Donald Trump.
1134
01:02:38,291 --> 01:02:40,083
Holy shit!
1135
01:03:03,583 --> 01:03:05,416
He says he loves Spain.
1136
01:03:15,416 --> 01:03:17,625
He thanks you for inviting him.
1137
01:03:28,875 --> 01:03:33,833
The man, Josu Louis Torta.
1138
01:03:33,916 --> 01:03:35,041
Torrente.
1139
01:03:35,125 --> 01:03:36,958
Josu Louis Torrente.
1140
01:03:44,375 --> 01:03:45,625
Thank you.
1141
01:03:49,041 --> 01:03:51,458
Thank you for coming to support me.
1142
01:03:51,541 --> 01:03:54,208
Not that I really need it,
but I appreciate it.
1143
01:03:54,291 --> 01:03:56,750
God bless America! Let's hear it for him.
1144
01:03:59,250 --> 01:04:00,750
God bless America.
1145
01:04:06,708 --> 01:04:08,166
Donald Trump!
1146
01:04:08,250 --> 01:04:10,750
Like the duck. He's yellow too.
1147
01:04:22,833 --> 01:04:26,333
Do you think I'm going to charge you
for bringing over chewing gum
1148
01:04:26,416 --> 01:04:29,625
or whatever American stuff
you want to sell here?
1149
01:04:29,708 --> 01:04:34,041
No. Exactly. So when we ship olive oil,
don't hammer us with tariffs.
1150
01:04:39,041 --> 01:04:40,708
Him? This is Cuco.
1151
01:04:47,208 --> 01:04:50,541
He said something about being happy.
He's very happy.
1152
01:04:51,750 --> 01:04:54,833
Hello. How are you?
Thank you. How's it going?
1153
01:04:54,916 --> 01:04:58,458
Hi. How was everything while I was gone?
Good? Well…
1154
01:04:58,541 --> 01:05:00,500
Thank you. How are you doing?
1155
01:05:00,583 --> 01:05:02,041
Welcome back, Jacobo.
1156
01:05:02,125 --> 01:05:04,083
Later. Now's not the time.
1157
01:05:04,583 --> 01:05:07,291
-Hello. How are you?
-Good.
1158
01:05:09,666 --> 01:05:10,875
Welcome back, boss.
1159
01:05:10,958 --> 01:05:13,416
Good to have you back leading the charge.
1160
01:05:13,500 --> 01:05:15,333
We missed you out there.
1161
01:05:15,416 --> 01:05:17,083
Thanks, guys. Thank you.
1162
01:05:17,166 --> 01:05:19,125
TORRENTE WELCOMES TRUMP
1163
01:05:20,750 --> 01:05:22,791
-What the hell?
-Turn it up. Quick.
1164
01:05:25,833 --> 01:05:27,166
Now you. Want some wine?
1165
01:05:36,666 --> 01:05:38,666
Sure. Whatever you want.
1166
01:05:38,750 --> 01:05:41,166
Get this man whatever he needs.
1167
01:05:41,250 --> 01:05:45,000
They say he's unfriendly, a stiff.
But the guy's charming. Trump!
1168
01:05:45,083 --> 01:05:47,083
Easy, guys. We're good.
1169
01:05:47,166 --> 01:05:49,375
Best friends forever. Huh?
1170
01:05:51,583 --> 01:05:53,166
Get in here, Trump!
1171
01:05:53,250 --> 01:05:57,083
Trump's appearance
was scheduled for next weekend.
1172
01:05:57,166 --> 01:05:59,125
We've been planning this for months.
1173
01:05:59,208 --> 01:06:02,375
-With your nephew.
-With your nephew.
1174
01:06:03,625 --> 01:06:06,416
What happened?
They should have taken Torrente out.
1175
01:06:06,500 --> 01:06:08,875
If they haven't done it yet,
they're about to.
1176
01:06:08,958 --> 01:06:11,833
We hired people for the hit,
just like you said.
1177
01:06:11,916 --> 01:06:13,416
People?
1178
01:06:13,500 --> 01:06:15,666
Yeah. Elite hit men.
1179
01:06:25,166 --> 01:06:26,916
Quit jumping around!
1180
01:06:27,000 --> 01:06:29,333
Anyway, it was incredible.
1181
01:06:29,416 --> 01:06:30,291
They're coming.
1182
01:06:30,375 --> 01:06:34,750
That American president, Trump,
was exactly the endorsement we needed.
1183
01:06:34,833 --> 01:06:37,791
-The election's in the bag.
-You said it.
1184
01:06:37,875 --> 01:06:41,000
I can already see us living in Moncloa.
1185
01:06:41,083 --> 01:06:43,750
We'll have to change the sheets first.
1186
01:06:43,833 --> 01:06:46,791
The socialists have been there
for a long time.
1187
01:06:49,375 --> 01:06:51,166
They got me, Torrente.
1188
01:06:51,250 --> 01:06:54,250
Torrente!
1189
01:06:54,333 --> 01:06:55,416
Come on!
1190
01:07:23,458 --> 01:07:26,458
Take it easy. You might hurt yourselves.
1191
01:07:26,541 --> 01:07:28,916
We're gonna hurt you! Get him!
1192
01:07:29,000 --> 01:07:30,625
Stop!
1193
01:07:30,708 --> 01:07:33,000
You cowards! Scumbags! Come on!
1194
01:07:33,083 --> 01:07:34,333
What are you, communists?
1195
01:07:34,416 --> 01:07:36,250
I'm Spanish through and through!
1196
01:07:36,333 --> 01:07:37,333
No fucking way.
1197
01:07:37,416 --> 01:07:38,916
What are you doing?
1198
01:07:39,958 --> 01:07:42,041
-Kill him already!
-I can't.
1199
01:07:42,125 --> 01:07:43,041
Great.
1200
01:07:43,125 --> 01:07:46,000
-What do you mean?
-He's the future president of Spain.
1201
01:07:46,083 --> 01:07:48,083
-Thanks.
-The guy on TV.
1202
01:07:48,166 --> 01:07:51,250
He's the only one
who can save this country.
1203
01:07:51,333 --> 01:07:54,000
And I'd do anything for my country.
1204
01:07:54,083 --> 01:07:54,958
Right on.
1205
01:07:55,041 --> 01:07:56,375
Know what the problem is?
1206
01:07:56,458 --> 01:07:58,458
-What?
-These two don't have the balls.
1207
01:07:59,375 --> 01:08:01,666
Scorpio, no! Scorpio!
1208
01:08:12,708 --> 01:08:16,958
Shit! I killed my buddy!
Look what you made me do!
1209
01:08:21,708 --> 01:08:23,125
Watch out!
1210
01:08:26,583 --> 01:08:28,250
Scram!
1211
01:08:28,333 --> 01:08:30,250
Scram! Don't move, creature!
1212
01:08:36,416 --> 01:08:39,625
Damn, Torrente. You killed them all.
1213
01:08:39,708 --> 01:08:42,958
Yeah, kid. I had to get violent.
1214
01:08:43,041 --> 01:08:45,500
-Now we have to get the hell out of here.
-What?
1215
01:08:45,583 --> 01:08:48,291
We can't just leave these people here.
1216
01:08:48,375 --> 01:08:50,916
-They've got watches and wallets.
-That's true.
1217
01:08:54,916 --> 01:08:57,750
Look, this guy had cash.
1218
01:08:57,833 --> 01:09:00,333
Check it out, Torrente.
This is a high-end one.
1219
01:09:00,416 --> 01:09:01,750
Yeah. And it's ringing.
1220
01:09:03,333 --> 01:09:04,875
-Hello?
-Everything good?
1221
01:09:04,958 --> 01:09:06,666
Yeah, getting by.
1222
01:09:06,750 --> 01:09:08,916
You were supposed to call
half an hour ago.
1223
01:09:09,000 --> 01:09:10,416
You went radio silent.
1224
01:09:10,500 --> 01:09:11,583
Did it go okay?
1225
01:09:11,666 --> 01:09:13,125
-What?
-The job.
1226
01:09:13,208 --> 01:09:16,166
-What job?
-You know… the job, the hit.
1227
01:09:16,250 --> 01:09:20,166
-What hit?
-For fuck's sake! Did you kill Torrente?
1228
01:09:20,250 --> 01:09:22,041
Was it a telemarketer, Torrente?
1229
01:09:22,125 --> 01:09:25,125
No, kid. I recognized the voice.
It was Rinrín.
1230
01:09:25,208 --> 01:09:27,541
-The dog?
-No, that's Rin Tin Tin.
1231
01:09:28,291 --> 01:09:31,458
I took that kid under my wing.
1232
01:09:31,541 --> 01:09:33,041
He was like a son to me.
1233
01:09:33,125 --> 01:09:35,541
People can stab you in the back
just like that.
1234
01:09:35,625 --> 01:09:38,125
Hell, even Caesar
was killed by his own son.
1235
01:09:38,208 --> 01:09:40,458
What's that about your friend Caesar?
1236
01:09:40,541 --> 01:09:41,750
This is serious.
1237
01:09:41,833 --> 01:09:43,875
-They want to kill me.
-Jeez.
1238
01:09:43,958 --> 01:09:46,583
I don't know
how things could get worse for you.
1239
01:09:46,666 --> 01:09:49,208
MONCLOA PALACE (6 HOURS EARLIER)
1240
01:09:49,291 --> 01:09:52,375
PRESIDENT PEDRO VILCHES'S OFFICE
1241
01:09:52,458 --> 01:09:54,250
Spain needs me.
1242
01:09:54,750 --> 01:09:56,375
I'm irreplaceable.
1243
01:09:57,291 --> 01:09:58,333
You all need me.
1244
01:09:59,916 --> 01:10:02,125
Without me, you're a bunch of nobodies.
1245
01:10:04,416 --> 01:10:07,666
Pachi, you scared me.
Ever heard of knocking?
1246
01:10:07,750 --> 01:10:10,000
This is urgent. Sorry. Have you seen this?
1247
01:10:10,083 --> 01:10:12,958
What? A new corruption report?
1248
01:10:13,041 --> 01:10:15,958
Oh no. We got that handled.
1249
01:10:16,041 --> 01:10:17,166
This Torrente guy.
1250
01:10:18,166 --> 01:10:20,375
Donald Trump is backing him.
1251
01:10:22,125 --> 01:10:23,666
I've got the people behind me.
1252
01:10:23,750 --> 01:10:25,625
Maybe not anymore.
1253
01:10:28,750 --> 01:10:30,166
What the hell's that?
1254
01:10:30,250 --> 01:10:31,833
The latest polls.
1255
01:10:31,916 --> 01:10:34,041
Ours or the real ones?
1256
01:10:34,125 --> 01:10:35,500
The real ones.
1257
01:10:35,583 --> 01:10:38,208
Torrente is beating you in the polls.
1258
01:10:40,375 --> 01:10:44,791
Come on, Pachi, do you really think
the people would vote for an idiot?
1259
01:10:44,875 --> 01:10:47,833
Wouldn't be the first time, Pedro.
1260
01:10:50,125 --> 01:10:51,125
Look.
1261
01:10:52,000 --> 01:10:53,791
Democracy matters.
1262
01:10:53,875 --> 01:10:55,625
Coexistence is vital.
1263
01:10:55,708 --> 01:10:59,250
Rule of law is very important.
1264
01:10:59,333 --> 01:11:05,125
But the left
and the progressive agenda come first.
1265
01:11:07,333 --> 01:11:08,708
We have to kill that guy.
1266
01:11:09,958 --> 01:11:10,958
Now!
1267
01:11:17,375 --> 01:11:20,666
Rinrín here and my man DJ Nano!
1268
01:11:20,750 --> 01:11:23,083
This one's for all my people out there!
1269
01:11:23,166 --> 01:11:25,708
Hands up!
1270
01:11:29,833 --> 01:11:31,166
What's up, kid?
1271
01:11:31,833 --> 01:11:33,875
Got any El Fary tracks?
1272
01:11:33,958 --> 01:11:36,000
-Torrente!
-How's it going, Rinrín?
1273
01:11:36,083 --> 01:11:37,250
Why are you here?
1274
01:11:37,333 --> 01:11:39,875
I came to ask
why the hell you were calling
1275
01:11:39,958 --> 01:11:43,625
the phone of one of the three pricks
who tried to whack me tonight.
1276
01:11:43,708 --> 01:11:47,541
-Listen--
-No fucking way.
1277
01:11:47,625 --> 01:11:50,958
Kid, cover for your buddy.
We're going for a walk, okay?
1278
01:11:51,041 --> 01:11:54,083
-Change the song. This sucks.
-Want some flamenco?
1279
01:11:54,166 --> 01:11:57,416
Hell yeah. Lighten the mood!
Life's already depressing enough.
1280
01:11:57,500 --> 01:12:01,125
-Torrente, calm down! Listen to me!
-Let's go.
1281
01:12:01,208 --> 01:12:04,125
Listen to me, Torrente!
1282
01:12:04,208 --> 01:12:07,708
Just give me a second. I'll explain
1283
01:12:07,791 --> 01:12:11,041
They paid me to kill you,
but I couldn't go through with it
1284
01:12:11,125 --> 01:12:12,708
Because you're a wimp.
1285
01:12:12,791 --> 01:12:15,041
That's why you had
to hire someone to do it?
1286
01:12:15,125 --> 01:12:16,833
Well, they offered me money.
1287
01:12:16,916 --> 01:12:19,458
A lot of money, and I'm broke.
1288
01:12:19,541 --> 01:12:22,541
I've got gambling debts.
I'm seeing a shrink.
1289
01:12:22,625 --> 01:12:24,083
I'm a sex addict.
1290
01:12:24,166 --> 01:12:27,583
Sex addict, my ass!
You're just a horndog and a perv.
1291
01:12:27,666 --> 01:12:29,791
All I know is I couldn't do it.
1292
01:12:29,875 --> 01:12:31,916
You were like a father to me.
1293
01:12:32,000 --> 01:12:34,458
You hypocrite! A father?
You never respected me.
1294
01:12:34,541 --> 01:12:36,041
When they asked me to do it…
1295
01:12:36,125 --> 01:12:37,708
Who put you up to it?
1296
01:12:37,791 --> 01:12:41,708
Some guys showed up at night.
Guys wearing ties.
1297
01:12:41,791 --> 01:12:46,041
I'm pretty sure they were
from that new political party, NOX.
1298
01:12:47,541 --> 01:12:52,208
They told me you'd gone off the rails.
They didn't want to get their hands dirty.
1299
01:12:52,291 --> 01:12:55,333
I needed the money. For my issues.
1300
01:12:55,416 --> 01:13:00,666
You didn't just betray me.
You betrayed the country.
1301
01:13:00,750 --> 01:13:02,833
I'm sorry. It won't happen again.
1302
01:13:02,916 --> 01:13:05,666
Besides, you know
I've always been your best assistant.
1303
01:13:05,750 --> 01:13:08,916
What's he talking about?
I've always been his best assistant.
1304
01:13:09,000 --> 01:13:10,541
Everybody knows it.
1305
01:13:10,625 --> 01:13:13,708
I'm sorry, Torrente. I won't do it again.
1306
01:13:13,791 --> 01:13:17,333
I can't stand seeing a man cry.
Especially a punk like you.
1307
01:13:17,416 --> 01:13:21,041
-Get up.
-Forgive me, Torrente.
1308
01:13:21,125 --> 01:13:23,875
Listen, kid, if you'd come to me
with your problems,
1309
01:13:23,958 --> 01:13:25,166
I would've helped you.
1310
01:13:25,250 --> 01:13:27,208
I could have given you a job
1311
01:13:27,291 --> 01:13:31,000
as national social media coordinator
or some shit like that.
1312
01:13:31,083 --> 01:13:32,500
Really, Torrente?
1313
01:13:33,208 --> 01:13:34,875
Hands.
1314
01:13:34,958 --> 01:13:39,125
It's terrible.
My own people want to kill me.
1315
01:13:39,208 --> 01:13:41,625
What did you expect from those suits?
1316
01:13:41,708 --> 01:13:45,833
You're not like those snobs.
You came up from the streets.
1317
01:13:45,916 --> 01:13:49,541
Hey! Watch it, kid.
I've still got some class. The streets?
1318
01:13:49,625 --> 01:13:52,916
Just look at those guys.
They're all Real Madrid fans.
1319
01:13:53,000 --> 01:13:54,958
Yeah, you've got a point.
1320
01:13:55,041 --> 01:13:59,541
I should have realized
what those scumbags were up to.
1321
01:13:59,625 --> 01:14:03,541
People always find you irritating,
but murdering you?
1322
01:14:03,625 --> 01:14:08,583
They botched it the first time,
but they'll try it again.
1323
01:14:08,666 --> 01:14:11,791
They better not come here. We're ready.
1324
01:14:11,875 --> 01:14:13,791
You said it, Antoñito. Know what?
1325
01:14:13,875 --> 01:14:16,666
We don't need those Nox people.
1326
01:14:16,750 --> 01:14:19,958
We can start our own party.
One with real balls.
1327
01:14:20,041 --> 01:14:23,375
The important thing is to come up
with a catchy name.
1328
01:14:23,458 --> 01:14:25,375
-The Foundations.
-The Seekers.
1329
01:14:26,500 --> 01:14:28,250
Those are already taken.
1330
01:14:28,333 --> 01:14:30,000
The Rascals.
1331
01:14:30,083 --> 01:14:32,041
It has to be an acronym.
1332
01:14:32,125 --> 01:14:33,166
TR.
1333
01:14:33,250 --> 01:14:36,333
The Government of the People. The GOP.
1334
01:14:36,416 --> 01:14:38,375
Can you knock it off?
1335
01:14:38,458 --> 01:14:41,333
MAGA. Modern Alliance
for a Greater Administration.
1336
01:14:41,416 --> 01:14:42,750
Come on, are you stupid?
1337
01:14:42,833 --> 01:14:46,166
If brains were gasoline,
you wouldn't have enough to power a moped.
1338
01:14:46,250 --> 01:14:49,125
GTA. Great Torrente Authority.
1339
01:14:50,208 --> 01:14:54,000
Nice one. You'd have enough gas
for an electric scooter.
1340
01:14:58,083 --> 01:15:00,833
That DJ not only failed to kill Torrente.
1341
01:15:00,916 --> 01:15:03,208
He tried to blackmail us.
1342
01:15:03,291 --> 01:15:04,291
God damn it.
1343
01:15:04,375 --> 01:15:07,333
Only you would trust a screwup like that.
1344
01:15:07,416 --> 01:15:09,583
You think I order hits every day?
1345
01:15:09,666 --> 01:15:12,541
We need a plan B.
I've never seen Carrascal so angry.
1346
01:15:12,625 --> 01:15:16,500
He'll want to get rid of his nephew next.
1347
01:15:21,250 --> 01:15:24,208
I'm leaving the country. You should too.
1348
01:15:24,291 --> 01:15:25,875
Come on, kid.
1349
01:15:25,958 --> 01:15:28,916
How can I leave
when I'm this close to becoming president?
1350
01:15:29,000 --> 01:15:32,375
No, Torrente.
If you stay here, you're dead.
1351
01:15:32,458 --> 01:15:36,875
Dead? You can't leave either.
What's wrong? Don't you wanna be VP?
1352
01:15:36,958 --> 01:15:39,333
Wasn't I going to be VP?
1353
01:15:39,416 --> 01:15:42,666
Hey! You promised me, Torrente.
1354
01:15:42,750 --> 01:15:44,916
You said it'd be me.
1355
01:15:45,000 --> 01:15:46,625
Hey, relax.
1356
01:15:46,708 --> 01:15:50,500
This is Spain, in my government,
there'll be a VP spot for everyone.
1357
01:15:50,583 --> 01:15:54,000
I'd rather stay alive
than end up as a dead VP.
1358
01:15:54,083 --> 01:15:56,208
If you need me, I'll be in Abu Dhabi.
1359
01:15:56,291 --> 01:15:57,833
With the camels?
1360
01:15:59,083 --> 01:16:01,416
You got a zit on your forehead.
1361
01:16:10,000 --> 01:16:11,125
We're being attacked!
1362
01:16:45,166 --> 01:16:46,208
Antoñito!
1363
01:16:46,291 --> 01:16:50,083
I'm gonna clean this up.
They're wrecking the place.
1364
01:16:50,833 --> 01:16:52,166
Antoñito!
1365
01:16:52,916 --> 01:16:57,208
Well, at least you won't be bugging me
about the whiskey anymore.
1366
01:17:06,125 --> 01:17:08,083
Sounds like the shooting stopped.
1367
01:17:08,166 --> 01:17:11,250
-Go see what happened.
-What are you talking about?
1368
01:17:11,333 --> 01:17:13,583
Didn't you see his brains get blown out?
1369
01:17:13,666 --> 01:17:16,083
How dare you disobey your president?
1370
01:17:16,166 --> 01:17:19,333
Go check! For fuck's sake!
1371
01:17:56,500 --> 01:17:57,583
Amparito?
1372
01:17:57,666 --> 01:18:00,916
Quick. We gotta get out of here.
You're in danger.
1373
01:18:01,000 --> 01:18:02,166
My car's over there.
1374
01:18:02,250 --> 01:18:04,666
-Let's go!
-Hey! Where are you going?
1375
01:18:04,750 --> 01:18:08,500
Who's gonna clean up this mess?
There's a corpse in here!
1376
01:18:09,458 --> 01:18:12,750
We are. Of course! That's our job.
1377
01:18:12,833 --> 01:18:15,416
Right. Clean this crap up.
1378
01:18:15,500 --> 01:18:16,916
You drive, Torrente.
1379
01:18:17,000 --> 01:18:18,625
Want me to drive?
1380
01:18:18,708 --> 01:18:21,250
Hell no, kid!
That's the last thing we need.
1381
01:18:21,333 --> 01:18:22,708
I know how you drive.
1382
01:18:24,625 --> 01:18:27,750
I can tell you're a woman
just from the parking job, Amparito.
1383
01:18:28,625 --> 01:18:30,541
Good thing I showed up in time.
1384
01:18:30,625 --> 01:18:34,833
You saved our lives.
We almost got killed by hit men.
1385
01:18:34,916 --> 01:18:37,125
Those weren't hitmen. They were cops.
1386
01:18:37,208 --> 01:18:38,750
President Vilches sent them.
1387
01:18:38,833 --> 01:18:40,166
He sent out a secret memo
1388
01:18:40,250 --> 01:18:44,041
to his loyal followers
inside the force to take you out.
1389
01:18:44,125 --> 01:18:45,791
The government wants me dead too?
1390
01:18:45,875 --> 01:18:49,250
My cousin Rafi tipped me off,
so I came to rescue you.
1391
01:18:49,333 --> 01:18:50,583
Look.
1392
01:18:50,666 --> 01:18:53,791
This is big. You have to warn Torrente.
1393
01:18:53,875 --> 01:18:56,916
They want to take him out.
He's a wanted man.
1394
01:18:58,083 --> 01:19:00,291
I can't talk right now.
I'll call you later.
1395
01:19:00,375 --> 01:19:02,833
We should report this.
1396
01:19:02,916 --> 01:19:04,583
If we do that, you're dead.
1397
01:19:04,666 --> 01:19:09,333
They've got men in every police station,
every institution, every courthouse.
1398
01:19:09,416 --> 01:19:12,541
The corruption runs deep.
1399
01:19:12,625 --> 01:19:16,625
They don't want me as president
because they don't want any competition.
1400
01:19:16,708 --> 01:19:18,291
I'd vote for you, Torrente.
1401
01:19:18,375 --> 01:19:20,083
You're getting me emotional.
1402
01:19:20,166 --> 01:19:26,166
I thought that after you ran off
with Ricardito, you were done with me.
1403
01:19:26,250 --> 01:19:30,500
Torrente, you always
meant something to me.
1404
01:19:30,583 --> 01:19:32,791
He only wanted my body.
1405
01:19:33,291 --> 01:19:36,416
After two years together,
he dumped me for a younger chick.
1406
01:19:36,500 --> 01:19:39,083
-What a jerk.
-He told me I wasn't hot anymore.
1407
01:19:39,166 --> 01:19:42,125
Come on. How rude.
1408
01:19:42,208 --> 01:19:47,625
Though, honestly, over the years,
1409
01:19:47,708 --> 01:19:50,458
you've gotten a bit… curvy.
1410
01:19:51,791 --> 01:19:53,333
We need to hide, Torrente.
1411
01:19:53,416 --> 01:19:55,833
It would be for the best.
At least for a while.
1412
01:19:55,916 --> 01:19:57,875
We could go to my cousin Jesusín's.
1413
01:19:57,958 --> 01:19:58,958
He lives here now?
1414
01:19:59,041 --> 01:20:00,916
Yeah. He has a great job.
1415
01:20:01,000 --> 01:20:03,458
He squats in apartments
then rents them out.
1416
01:20:03,541 --> 01:20:05,250
Let me drive.
1417
01:20:05,333 --> 01:20:07,791
No chance.
We know what happens when you drive.
1418
01:20:07,875 --> 01:20:11,541
If something happened to you,
I don't know what I'd do.
1419
01:20:11,625 --> 01:20:16,541
Truth is, I also have feelings
for you, Amparito.
1420
01:20:17,041 --> 01:20:19,375
Wait, Torrente!
My cousin's place is that way!
1421
01:20:19,458 --> 01:20:20,916
Back off, kid!
1422
01:20:38,875 --> 01:20:40,875
I'm gonna kill you!
1423
01:20:40,958 --> 01:20:43,541
It's not my fault
you're a terrible driver.
1424
01:20:43,625 --> 01:20:46,791
-You did it again!
-Don't you want to help your friend?
1425
01:20:47,958 --> 01:20:52,000
We're in a hurry.
Quick. Let's go to your cousin's!
1426
01:20:53,916 --> 01:20:55,666
Not here, Mr. Torrente.
1427
01:20:55,750 --> 01:20:57,875
You're a troublemaker.
1428
01:20:57,958 --> 01:20:59,416
Get out of here, Cuco.
1429
01:20:59,500 --> 01:21:02,125
-Come on.
-No. I have a legit job now.
1430
01:21:02,208 --> 01:21:04,708
Legit? You're squatting in apartments.
1431
01:21:04,791 --> 01:21:06,041
This apartment is legal.
1432
01:21:06,125 --> 01:21:10,333
Besides, I'm one of those people
you can't touch. I'm untouchable.
1433
01:21:10,416 --> 01:21:11,958
Yeah, like Eliot Ness.
1434
01:21:12,041 --> 01:21:13,333
A protected population!
1435
01:21:13,416 --> 01:21:15,000
Protected, my ass!
1436
01:21:15,083 --> 01:21:17,083
You're just a scumbag.
1437
01:21:17,166 --> 01:21:19,708
-He gets government checks.
-For being a moron?
1438
01:21:19,791 --> 01:21:23,250
He gets them for being a moron.
I get them for having flat feet.
1439
01:21:23,333 --> 01:21:26,750
-I only get the minimum.
-No wonder the country's going to hell.
1440
01:21:31,458 --> 01:21:32,750
Calm down.
1441
01:21:32,833 --> 01:21:34,875
Through the window.
1442
01:21:34,958 --> 01:21:36,375
Hurry, go out the window.
1443
01:21:36,458 --> 01:21:37,333
The cops?
1444
01:21:37,416 --> 01:21:39,250
No way! The cops never come here.
1445
01:21:39,333 --> 01:21:43,583
I think it's those anti-squatter guys.
Don't worry. I've got this. Go.
1446
01:21:44,833 --> 01:21:48,875
Hello?
1447
01:21:52,166 --> 01:21:53,500
Torrente!
1448
01:21:54,708 --> 01:21:57,375
I got it! We can lay low at Moha's place.
1449
01:21:57,458 --> 01:22:00,166
The Arab? Over my dead body.
1450
01:22:04,000 --> 01:22:05,916
You've got me all wrong, Torrente.
1451
01:22:06,000 --> 01:22:10,416
I'm one of the good ones.
Cuco says you need my help.
1452
01:22:10,500 --> 01:22:13,125
Nah, I don't trust him.
An Arab is always an Arab.
1453
01:22:13,208 --> 01:22:14,916
A tiger can't change its stripes.
1454
01:22:15,000 --> 01:22:17,583
I'm not a tiger, Torrente.
I'm your friend.
1455
01:22:17,666 --> 01:22:20,208
More like a fair-weather friend
and a mooch.
1456
01:22:20,291 --> 01:22:23,833
You people come here to commit crimes
and take over.
1457
01:22:23,916 --> 01:22:28,375
No, Moha came here to adapt,
to live like any other Spaniard.
1458
01:22:28,458 --> 01:22:29,333
A Spaniard…
1459
01:22:29,416 --> 01:22:32,000
He even has an Atlético season pass.
1460
01:22:32,083 --> 01:22:33,083
Bullshit.
1461
01:22:33,166 --> 01:22:37,416
Yeah. Member number 164,927.
1462
01:22:37,500 --> 01:22:40,291
That's a really high number.
Sounds fake to me.
1463
01:22:40,375 --> 01:22:43,291
-I swear--
-Don't lie to me, you fucking Arab.
1464
01:22:44,333 --> 01:22:45,916
Want to swear on something?
1465
01:22:46,916 --> 01:22:48,583
Swear on this.
1466
01:22:57,166 --> 01:23:00,125
I swear loyalty
1467
01:23:00,208 --> 01:23:03,041
to my friend Torrente.
1468
01:23:04,291 --> 01:23:05,541
You convinced me, kid.
1469
01:23:06,750 --> 01:23:08,833
We'll hide out at your place.
1470
01:23:08,916 --> 01:23:10,958
I feel like hugging him.
1471
01:23:11,041 --> 01:23:13,333
It was just a figure of speech.
1472
01:23:13,416 --> 01:23:15,916
You Arabs love touchy-feely stuff.
1473
01:23:19,666 --> 01:23:22,250
Make yourself at home, Mr. Torrente.
1474
01:23:23,041 --> 01:23:26,041
What's that thing there?
It gives me the creeps.
1475
01:23:27,500 --> 01:23:28,500
My mother-in-law.
1476
01:23:29,791 --> 01:23:33,916
Hospitality is one
of the biggest values in our culture.
1477
01:23:35,000 --> 01:23:36,000
Is everything okay?
1478
01:23:36,083 --> 01:23:38,166
Just great, ma'am. Thank you.
1479
01:23:38,250 --> 01:23:40,250
That's nice of you.
1480
01:23:40,333 --> 01:23:42,208
See, Torrente? They're good people.
1481
01:23:42,291 --> 01:23:47,083
Deep down, we're all the same,
no matter our race or religion.
1482
01:23:47,166 --> 01:23:49,875
Listen. We're hiding out here
until this blows over.
1483
01:23:49,958 --> 01:23:51,250
We have no choice.
1484
01:23:51,333 --> 01:23:54,750
But they're being very good to us.
1485
01:23:54,833 --> 01:23:59,083
When I'm president,
they're all going back to their countries.
1486
01:23:59,166 --> 01:24:01,000
On the same boats they came over in.
1487
01:24:02,000 --> 01:24:04,291
You're unbelievable, Torrente.
1488
01:24:04,375 --> 01:24:06,541
Maybe we could give Moha a job.
1489
01:24:06,625 --> 01:24:11,041
Running the massive deportation program
for migrant kids.
1490
01:24:11,125 --> 01:24:12,791
And why not?
1491
01:24:12,875 --> 01:24:14,541
Give his wife one too.
1492
01:24:14,625 --> 01:24:17,083
Someone's gotta clean toilets at Moncloa.
1493
01:24:17,166 --> 01:24:19,375
But the rest can go to hell.
1494
01:24:19,458 --> 01:24:22,291
I can already tell
I'm gonna be a softie president.
1495
01:24:22,375 --> 01:24:24,041
By the way, Mr. Torrente,
1496
01:24:24,125 --> 01:24:28,583
we try to teach our beautiful traditions
to our children.
1497
01:24:28,666 --> 01:24:31,583
-What do the kids do? Sing?
-Mahmoud, Ahmed.
1498
01:24:34,500 --> 01:24:38,250
A true friend…
proves himself in hard times.
1499
01:24:38,333 --> 01:24:41,500
-How beautiful.
-Yeah, beautiful.
1500
01:25:31,833 --> 01:25:33,833
They left the perimeter. They're yours.
1501
01:25:39,125 --> 01:25:43,583
-These government people have lost it.
-Give me a break. It's not the government.
1502
01:25:43,666 --> 01:25:46,083
You know socialists worship Arabs.
1503
01:25:46,166 --> 01:25:49,041
They even killed that mummy
who was sewing in there.
1504
01:25:49,125 --> 01:25:53,375
Then it was your Nox buddies.
You've got admirers everywhere.
1505
01:25:53,458 --> 01:25:55,833
Enough with the jokes. Let's move.
1506
01:26:01,916 --> 01:26:03,750
Let me borrow your phone.
1507
01:26:03,833 --> 01:26:07,791
-I gotta make a call.
-My phone? I left it back at Moha's.
1508
01:26:07,875 --> 01:26:10,458
Crap. I have to call my friend Solís.
1509
01:26:10,541 --> 01:26:12,000
We need backup.
1510
01:26:16,500 --> 01:26:17,500
Look.
1511
01:26:19,875 --> 01:26:22,583
I just had an idea.
1512
01:26:23,083 --> 01:26:24,875
Hell of an idea, Torrente.
1513
01:26:24,958 --> 01:26:26,416
Stealing a kid's phone.
1514
01:26:26,500 --> 01:26:28,833
How could I take a kid's phone?
1515
01:26:28,916 --> 01:26:30,166
I'm running a campaign.
1516
01:26:30,250 --> 01:26:34,375
Until I get elected and get immunity,
I can't do anything illegal.
1517
01:26:34,458 --> 01:26:36,083
-You're gonna steal it.
-Me.
1518
01:26:36,166 --> 01:26:37,583
No one's looking.
1519
01:26:37,666 --> 01:26:41,916
-No way, Torrente. I feel bad.
-Grab it. Come on!
1520
01:26:46,375 --> 01:26:48,500
-Hey!
-Hey, that's my phone!
1521
01:26:50,875 --> 01:26:52,750
Oh no!
1522
01:26:52,833 --> 01:26:54,250
-Criminal!
-Thief!
1523
01:26:54,333 --> 01:26:56,208
Torrente! Help me!
1524
01:26:56,291 --> 01:26:58,583
I didn't want to do it!
1525
01:26:58,666 --> 01:27:01,666
Torrente! The girls are killing me.
1526
01:27:01,750 --> 01:27:03,916
Hang in there, kid.
1527
01:27:04,000 --> 01:27:05,416
-I'll make a call.
-Weakling!
1528
01:27:05,500 --> 01:27:07,125
-Thief!
-Jerk!
1529
01:27:07,208 --> 01:27:08,500
Stop!
1530
01:27:08,583 --> 01:27:10,458
Solís?
1531
01:27:10,541 --> 01:27:13,291
Hey! What are you doing?
1532
01:27:13,375 --> 01:27:16,625
-Torrente. Thanks.
-Help!
1533
01:27:16,708 --> 01:27:19,500
Do you know who I am? What are you doing?
1534
01:27:19,583 --> 01:27:21,791
-Get your hands off me!
-Help me!
1535
01:27:23,250 --> 01:27:26,208
José Luis, talk to me. Are you okay?
1536
01:27:26,291 --> 01:27:30,083
Easy, buddy. I have the right to a lawyer.
I know my rights.
1537
01:27:30,166 --> 01:27:32,500
Police!
1538
01:27:32,583 --> 01:27:36,041
Get these cuffs off me. Police!
1539
01:27:36,125 --> 01:27:38,916
What are you doing? Don't!
1540
01:27:40,583 --> 01:27:43,291
Where are we going?
1541
01:27:50,291 --> 01:27:52,125
Cuco, are you there?
1542
01:27:52,208 --> 01:27:55,291
Yeah, Torrente. I'm here. And you?
1543
01:27:55,375 --> 01:27:58,041
Of course I'm here, moron!
You hear me talking, right?
1544
01:27:58,125 --> 01:27:59,041
Oh, right.
1545
01:27:59,125 --> 01:28:00,958
I think we've been kidnapped.
1546
01:28:01,041 --> 01:28:04,041
These government people
have crossed the line.
1547
01:28:04,125 --> 01:28:06,916
Or the Nox guys, or whoever it is.
I'm confused.
1548
01:28:07,000 --> 01:28:11,125
No idea. But we'll have to use my smarts
to save us once again.
1549
01:28:11,875 --> 01:28:13,291
I have a plan.
1550
01:28:13,375 --> 01:28:17,708
As soon as they let their guard down…
We'll pretend to obey them.
1551
01:28:17,791 --> 01:28:22,583
And when I give the word,
we kill them and make a run for it. Okay?
1552
01:28:22,666 --> 01:28:24,250
Got it, Torrente.
1553
01:28:24,916 --> 01:28:27,500
These people don't know
who they're messing with.
1554
01:28:47,000 --> 01:28:48,583
Now, kid, run! Now!
1555
01:28:52,250 --> 01:28:55,541
Take these hoods off
before they kill themselves.
1556
01:29:02,166 --> 01:29:03,833
The cuffs.
1557
01:29:04,333 --> 01:29:06,333
We almost made it, Torrente.
1558
01:29:06,416 --> 01:29:09,500
Of course.
It was an almost perfect escape plan.
1559
01:29:11,000 --> 01:29:12,791
Your nose looks like a bell pepper.
1560
01:29:12,875 --> 01:29:14,583
Huh?
1561
01:29:14,666 --> 01:29:16,333
Probably allergies.
1562
01:29:16,416 --> 01:29:18,583
And your hair's a mess.
1563
01:29:18,666 --> 01:29:20,750
No way. Hands off.
1564
01:29:37,708 --> 01:29:39,583
-Hey.
-Easy!
1565
01:29:40,791 --> 01:29:42,541
Take it easy.
1566
01:29:44,166 --> 01:29:46,166
Oh my God… How rude.
1567
01:29:46,250 --> 01:29:47,916
This whole thing stinks.
1568
01:29:48,000 --> 01:29:49,875
This doesn't look good.
1569
01:29:49,958 --> 01:29:51,625
-What's that music?
-Huh?
1570
01:29:51,708 --> 01:29:54,625
I've got a bad feeling about this.
1571
01:30:06,625 --> 01:30:08,083
Torrente.
1572
01:30:08,833 --> 01:30:11,333
Looks like we meet again.
1573
01:30:12,166 --> 01:30:14,750
Sorry, I don't believe we've met.
1574
01:30:14,833 --> 01:30:17,291
You know exactly who I am.
1575
01:30:17,375 --> 01:30:20,458
No. There must be a mistake.
1576
01:30:20,541 --> 01:30:23,583
You killed this guy's monkey
back in Marbella.
1577
01:30:23,666 --> 01:30:25,958
Luis Alberto.
1578
01:30:26,041 --> 01:30:28,000
What monkey?
1579
01:30:28,083 --> 01:30:29,375
He bit your finger,
1580
01:30:29,458 --> 01:30:32,250
and you smashed his head
against the edge of a table.
1581
01:30:32,333 --> 01:30:34,833
He should've gone for your jugular.
1582
01:30:34,916 --> 01:30:38,041
Actually, the monkey thing
does ring a bell.
1583
01:30:38,125 --> 01:30:42,416
Since you're a little disfigured,
I didn't recognize you at first.
1584
01:30:42,500 --> 01:30:44,541
But that was over 20 years ago.
1585
01:30:44,625 --> 01:30:46,666
You sure hold grudges.
1586
01:30:46,750 --> 01:30:51,625
-You beat that monkey to a pulp.
-Drop it, Cuco.
1587
01:30:51,708 --> 01:30:55,875
Can't you see this guy's hurting
over the loss of his monkey?
1588
01:30:55,958 --> 01:30:58,916
You brutally murdered Luis Alberto.
1589
01:30:59,000 --> 01:31:01,250
You ruined all my plans.
1590
01:31:01,333 --> 01:31:06,041
I spent a fortune on therapy
1591
01:31:06,125 --> 01:31:09,125
trying to get over
the trauma you caused me.
1592
01:31:09,208 --> 01:31:12,416
It must've hit you hard,
'cause look how much time has passed
1593
01:31:12,500 --> 01:31:13,791
and you're kidnapping us…
1594
01:31:13,875 --> 01:31:16,041
If it were up to me,
1595
01:31:16,125 --> 01:31:18,791
I wouldn't have kidnapped you,
I would've crushed you.
1596
01:31:19,500 --> 01:31:23,083
Nice and slow.
1597
01:31:23,875 --> 01:31:29,041
But, unfortunately,
I've got orders to keep you alive.
1598
01:31:29,125 --> 01:31:32,125
So, you're not the boss?
1599
01:31:32,208 --> 01:31:34,125
No, there's someone above me.
1600
01:31:34,208 --> 01:31:37,958
So we're wasting our time with a pawn.
1601
01:31:38,041 --> 01:31:41,666
Come on.
Take us to whoever's really in charge.
1602
01:31:41,750 --> 01:31:43,708
The grown-ups have to talk.
1603
01:31:43,791 --> 01:31:48,833
Pain. I see a lot of pain coming.
1604
01:31:49,333 --> 01:31:50,666
Let's go.
1605
01:31:55,041 --> 01:31:59,500
Hey, you know if this meeting
is gonna take long?
1606
01:31:59,583 --> 01:32:01,625
'Cause I've got things to do.
1607
01:32:01,708 --> 01:32:05,291
I should have done some things to you too.
1608
01:32:05,375 --> 01:32:07,000
Do you two speak English?
1609
01:32:08,125 --> 01:32:09,916
I'm friends with Trump.
1610
01:32:10,416 --> 01:32:12,083
That's what I figured.
1611
01:32:13,458 --> 01:32:14,916
Put these on.
1612
01:32:16,500 --> 01:32:17,833
What's this for?
1613
01:32:17,916 --> 01:32:20,291
They go in your ear. Not up your ass.
1614
01:32:25,500 --> 01:32:28,916
Sir, the candidate's arrived.
1615
01:32:47,416 --> 01:32:48,625
Thank you.
1616
01:32:54,375 --> 01:32:58,458
No wonder. I'm trending.
I'm all the country's talking about.
1617
01:33:06,416 --> 01:33:11,041
Because I was dragged here.
Very rudely, I might add.
1618
01:33:21,958 --> 01:33:23,333
No idea.
1619
01:33:36,708 --> 01:33:37,875
Thank goodness.
1620
01:33:37,958 --> 01:33:43,916
When I become president, I'll have
my Treasury minister pay you a visit.
1621
01:33:53,375 --> 01:33:54,625
That's what they say.
1622
01:34:35,791 --> 01:34:38,333
How are you, guys? Thank you.
1623
01:34:38,416 --> 01:34:40,083
Cheers.
1624
01:34:44,083 --> 01:34:45,750
Hold on. Careful. Sit down.
1625
01:34:45,833 --> 01:34:47,958
Come back!
1626
01:35:03,750 --> 01:35:06,125
NATIONAL POLICE
1627
01:35:18,916 --> 01:35:21,125
Morning, gentlemen.
Relax. Everything's fine.
1628
01:35:21,208 --> 01:35:22,208
Come in.
1629
01:35:23,375 --> 01:35:24,833
Please stand up.
1630
01:35:24,916 --> 01:35:26,208
What's this, Pachi?
1631
01:35:27,541 --> 01:35:30,125
I could read you your rights,
but you've lost them.
1632
01:35:30,208 --> 01:35:32,666
Who do you think you are?
I'm the president!
1633
01:35:32,750 --> 01:35:35,416
President? Maybe in your glory days.
1634
01:35:35,500 --> 01:35:36,750
Come on. Take them away.
1635
01:35:38,875 --> 01:35:40,666
Let's go. Move it.
1636
01:35:55,708 --> 01:35:59,333
I want… Spain to be great again.
1637
01:35:59,416 --> 01:36:02,583
I want to restore it
into the empire it once was.
1638
01:36:02,666 --> 01:36:05,000
Into that proud nation that stood tall.
1639
01:36:05,083 --> 01:36:07,916
And you want me to become a clown?
1640
01:36:08,000 --> 01:36:10,250
Your puppet? Give me a break!
1641
01:36:34,708 --> 01:36:37,333
Do you really think
I'd be one of your puppets?
1642
01:36:37,416 --> 01:36:40,916
Never. Do you understand? Not a chance.
1643
01:36:41,000 --> 01:36:43,166
Are you sure?
1644
01:36:43,250 --> 01:36:45,958
One hundred percent.
1645
01:36:46,041 --> 01:36:50,666
Spain, my principles,
and my dignity come first.
1646
01:37:11,166 --> 01:37:12,500
SPANISH CONSTITUTION
1647
01:37:12,583 --> 01:37:13,833
I swear.
1648
01:37:13,916 --> 01:37:17,416
Spain, your dignity, your principles?
1649
01:37:17,916 --> 01:37:19,833
What happened to all that?
1650
01:37:19,916 --> 01:37:22,375
You don't get it, kid.
1651
01:37:22,458 --> 01:37:27,375
Any self-respecting president
can change course.
1652
01:37:28,291 --> 01:37:31,250
Come on, girls. Now the fun part.
1653
01:37:39,833 --> 01:37:42,333
Hello. How's it going? Want some?
1654
01:37:45,166 --> 01:37:46,250
I swear.
1655
01:37:46,333 --> 01:37:47,791
MINISTER OF HEALTH
1656
01:37:55,708 --> 01:37:57,125
Your Majesties.
1657
01:38:01,458 --> 01:38:02,333
I swear.
1658
01:38:02,416 --> 01:38:03,833
MINISTER OF CULTURE AND DEPORTATION
1659
01:38:12,208 --> 01:38:13,208
I swear.
1660
01:38:13,291 --> 01:38:14,458
MINISTER OF THE ELDERLY
1661
01:38:21,458 --> 01:38:22,375
I swear.
1662
01:38:22,458 --> 01:38:23,916
MINISTER OF INTELLIGENCE (BARELY)
1663
01:38:35,500 --> 01:38:36,500
We swear.
1664
01:38:36,583 --> 01:38:38,291
MINISTER OF SPORTS
ATHLETIC AFFAIRS
1665
01:38:39,958 --> 01:38:41,083
I do.
1666
01:38:41,166 --> 01:38:42,625
MINISTER OF EDUCATION
PROPAGANDA
1667
01:38:51,916 --> 01:38:53,000
I swear.
1668
01:38:53,083 --> 01:38:54,291
TREASURER
1669
01:39:01,708 --> 01:39:02,666
I swear.
1670
01:39:02,750 --> 01:39:04,416
ATTORNEY GENERAL
1671
01:39:09,791 --> 01:39:10,916
MINISTER OF THE INTERIOR
1672
01:39:11,000 --> 01:39:12,041
I swear.
1673
01:39:12,125 --> 01:39:13,583
SOCCER, BULLFIGHTING, AND FLAMENCO
1674
01:39:18,125 --> 01:39:19,000
MINISTER OF PUBLIC WORKS
1675
01:39:19,083 --> 01:39:20,166
I swear.
1676
01:39:20,250 --> 01:39:21,500
EVICTION AND HOUSING
1677
01:39:23,875 --> 01:39:27,208
IN ORDER OF APPEARANCE:
THE STARS WHO PARTICIPATED SELFLESSLY
1678
01:39:27,291 --> 01:39:29,166
(SOME OF THEM EVEN GOT PAID)
1679
01:41:43,833 --> 01:41:45,916
What are you doing here?
1680
01:41:46,000 --> 01:41:47,375
Movie's over.
1681
01:41:49,208 --> 01:41:51,916
You're waiting to rub one out?
1682
01:41:52,000 --> 01:41:54,041
Right. Since the lights are off.
1683
01:41:54,125 --> 01:41:58,958
Though in some theaters those bastards
turn them back on before the movie's over.
1684
01:41:59,041 --> 01:42:00,708
But let's get to it.
1685
01:42:00,791 --> 01:42:02,416
Focus. All together, okay?
1686
01:42:02,500 --> 01:42:05,500
You too, ma'am. Flick your bean.
1687
01:42:06,000 --> 01:42:08,250
Should we jerk off?
1688
01:42:08,333 --> 01:42:11,458
No politics, okay? No politics.
1689
01:42:13,291 --> 01:42:16,625
Torrente for president.
I mean, look at what else is out there…
1690
01:42:19,500 --> 01:42:21,875
It went soft. Waited too long.
1691
01:42:25,833 --> 01:42:28,750
Subtitle translation by: Meredith Cannella