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[TV narrator] Each beehive contains
thousands of bees.
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{\an8}There are over 20,000 known species
of bees in the world,
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{\an8}with the honeybee being one of the most
well-known and domesticated species.
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- Hi, gang.
- Fuck off.
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Okay. What are you… Oh, bees.
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- Bees are amazing, aren't they?
- Not really.
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- Nah, fuck 'em. Sting-y bastards.
- [Gus] Yeah.
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Well, okay,
they only sting in self-defense.
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- Snidey.
- And they often die because of it.
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Good. Pests.
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Well… oh, funny pests
that are fundamental to life on earth.
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- Fuck off.
- Okay. Without bees, you'd have no food.
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Bollocks!
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They only make honey, don't they?
I fucking hate honey.
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Shove it! It's not like
they make cheese and meat and shit.
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Nice shit, you know?
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That I'd miss!
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But without the bees pollinating flowers,
all vegetation would die.
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Ergo, all other animals would starve.
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No. They'd find summat else to eat.
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No, they wouldn't. That's what I'm saying.
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Of course. They'd go to the supermarket
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and have a nice chicken or summat,
you dopey twat.
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- No, there wouldn't be chicken.
- Cheese strings, anything.
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"Oh, those bees have run out."
"So?" "There's no honey!"
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"Oh, let's have summat else
at the supermarket. Fucking sausages!"
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- There wouldn't be sausages.
- There would be sausages!
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- Bees don't make sausages!
- Just wouldn't be any fucking honey, mate!
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There wouldn't be any plants, so what
would the animals eat? Think about it.
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If there was no vegetation, therefore
no animals that fed on vegetation,
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what would the other animals eat?
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- Ass.
- Hm?
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A double S.
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If you're hungry, you eat it.
Even if you're not hungry.
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- Yum, yum, yum.
- Do you mean eat the arsehole?
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- Like, chew and eat it?
- Like it's a little calamari?
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If you were starving,
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what animal's arsehole
would you eat first?
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Worm as a starter.
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- Have they got an arsehole?
- I'd make one with my fang.
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- Yeah, which end should be the arsehole?
- Oh, does it matter, mate?
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If you've just made a hole in his head,
what are you gonna do?
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It's a waste of time talking to you guys.
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- Penny's dropped.
- Finally.
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- Interesting fact.
- Here he goes.
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- I don't know why I bother.
- We'll be the judge.
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- Yeah!
- "Interesting story, actually."
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- [Gus] Yeah!
- Really? Prove it.
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Prove it, cunt.
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One bee makes the equivalent
of a single jar of honey in its lifetime.
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Fucking lazy cunt.
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- Yeah! Which bee?
- What?
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You said one bee
makes a single jar of honey.
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Name and shame the lazy little fucker.
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- What's his fucking name?
- Yeah.
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No, I'm saying a bee. A bee.
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- And we're saying which one?
- Who's not pulling their fucking weight?
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Yeah! Get him outta the hive!
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He is pulling his weight! He doesn't
weigh anything! Well, very little.
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And think about a jar of honey.
What's that? 500 grams?
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If I was in charge of that hive,
"We've got an order here."
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"We need a fucking million jars of honey."
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"What cunt only made one?"
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Don't give it to fucking Bobby the bee.
He's gonna do one.
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- Yeah! What's up with you?
- The next cunt's doing at least five.
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There probably are
a million bees that are making one each.
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It's like that cunt in Schindler's List
with one arm. Don't employ him!
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He's gonna fuck it up for the Nazis!
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Anyway, point is, fuck bees.
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Yeah? Horrible.
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All creepy crawly. Ugh.
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Okay, I mean,
this aversion to bees is frankly odd.
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- What do you mean?
- There's no reason to be scared of bees.
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I'm not fucking scared of them.
I'll fucking eat 'em.
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- Well, then they will sting you.
- Good.
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Let them sting me when I'm fucking
eating 'em. I'll eat 'em faster.
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- That's a good idea.
- What?
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- Yeah, we'll cut out the middleman.
- What?
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It doesn't matter if they make food.
They are food.
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- They are food!
- Eat the bee.
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- Let's eat some fucking bees.
- Eat the bee.
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- Terrible.
- Can we look for my house on the way?
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Yeah! Oh yeah.
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Yeah, we've got to look for… What is it?
A big road with a bridge and a church?
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Yeah, maybe I can have a go on the slide
in the playground.
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- [gasps] Another clue!
- There's a playground?
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- [Kitten] Yeah!
- Ah.
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Right, let's find a playground
near a bridge over a road, then a church.
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- Yep.
- And eat some fucking bees.
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I am not on board
with the bee-eating project.
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{\an8}[Gus] There's Olive.
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- Hiya. You all right?
- Yeah.
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- All right.
- What you doing?
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Just, uh,
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looking for Kitten's home.
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And bees. You seen any?
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- What, bees?
- [Gus] Yeah.
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- What are they? Are they like wasps?
- Similar.
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- What's the difference?
- They make honey.
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- What do wasps do?
- Nothing.
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- They do.
- They don't make anything of note.
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What about giant Asian hornets?
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No, they don't make
anything of note either.
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All right.
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Anyway, we're looking for bees
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'cause we're gonna eat 'em.
Teach them a lesson.
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- What do you do if they sting you?
- Great question.
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- You're not meant to squeeze their sac.
- I love it when you fucking talk dirty.
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- What?
- You heard.
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Do you know what I'd do if they sting me?
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- What?
- Watch 'em die.
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Oh, you've had a go there, boy?
And now you've ripped your guts out.
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That's you. Night, night.
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You buzzy little cunt.
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What if they sting you en masse?
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- They can all have it.
- You won't like it!
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I won't like it for a… a moment.
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They won't like it for eternity,
'cause that's them done.
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You shot your shot. Now fuck off.
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[Kitten giggles happily]
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[Ponce] Aw.
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[Kitten, laughing] Ah. It's good.
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They do slides where you go into water,
don't they?
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- Waterslide, it's called.
- I'd hate that.
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Whoo! [giggles]
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What are they up to?
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[Kitten grunts] Oh!
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- Oh my God.
- What the f…
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- You all right?
- I'm okay.
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Little cunts.
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- [Kitten] It's all right.
- Nah, it's not all right.
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[intense music playing]
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[boy yelps]
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{\an8}- [boy grunts, groans]
- [music ends]
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[tuts] He won't hurt you again.
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How do you know?
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Let's just say
I had a little word with him.
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- What did he say?
- He said…
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[mimics boy groaning]
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[Gus, Puke laughing]
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[light, carefree music playing]
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Hey, I've got one.
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- Hey!
- Be careful.
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[munching]
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- [Gus] What's it taste like?
- Like a raisin.
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Ugh. It's chewy.
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[gags, squeals]
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- [Gus] What?
- Oh, hang on.
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My tongue's swelling up.
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- She's been stung.
- Do you think?
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- How's that happened?
- "How's that happened?"
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How do you think it happened? She ate it.
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- My throat feels constricted.
- Fucking do something!
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- I can't breathe. Help!
- Calm down.
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[yelps] What you doing?
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I'm pissing on you.
Take the pain of the sting away.
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That's jellyfish, you dopey cunt.
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Honest mistake.
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- Oh God. You look fucking weird, Olive.
- [Olive gasps, groans]
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Your tongue's, like, swollen up,
like, fucking five times the size.
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Ugh!
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- That gives me an idea.
- What?
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- Gonna get stung on the knob.
- Genius.
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Not genius, technically.
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Ooh, clever.
He's gonna have a lovely big knob!
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Of course he won't!
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He will! Look at her tongue.
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Now, times that by his fucking knob
and do the math! A huge cock!
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Yeah, it'll be too tender
to do anything with though.
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- What's it got to do with you, buddy?
- Yeah! Fucking knob expert.
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He's gonna have the biggest cock
in the neighborhood. That's my boy.
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- Why is your piss so smelly?
- Diabetic.
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- Do you eat a lot of cake?
- Yeah, loads, yeah.
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- Oh, there's one.
- There's one. He's off!
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He's cornered it. He's got his knob out.
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He's pointing his knob straight at it.
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[Puke] Come on, bee. [clicks tongue]
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It's all right.
Come to me, bee. Climb up my stalk.
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- He's coaxing it.
- [Puke] Don't be shy.
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Reverse onto my stalk.
Onto the helmet. Up to the base.
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Ow! Ooh!
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[groans]
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Oh, bloody hell.
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- He stung the balls?
- Yeah. Oh well.
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Close enough. Look at the size
of these bad boys.
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Look. Bonus balls.
You'd win the lottery with them boys.
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- What you gonna do with them?
- Party.
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You know what you've done there?
Just because of, like, perspective,
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you've got a smaller knob now.
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Fucking mega balls there,
but they've pushed the cock into nothing.
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- They are mega balls.
- Doesn't last long.
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[rock music playing]
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- [Puke] Oh, this looks like a party.
- Yeah.
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It's a shame your balls have gone down.
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Oh, there's Lara.
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[chuckles playfully] Go on.
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[groans] Hiya.
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- All right?
- Yeah.
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What you up to?
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Just finding, uh,
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kitty's home.
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- Hiya.
- Yeah.
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So, yeah.
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- What you doing? Just…
- Just hanging out.
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- Yeah? Yeah.
- Just having a party.
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- Having a dance.
- [laughs awkwardly] Good.
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- Do you wanna come and dance?
- Enjoy-- Nah.
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Better not. We've had a bit of a day.
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We were… We were eating bees,
and Olive got stung on the tongue.
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- Did you?
- It really hurt.
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And then Puke got stung on his balls.
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- Did you?
- Um…
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Well, that was on purpose.
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Why did you wanna
get stung on the balls on purpose?
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I didn't. I wanted
to get stung on the stalk.
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- The what?
- My willy.
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Why?
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Because I wanted it to be five times
the size. Do you understand, my dear?
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Wh-- No.
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How did it pan out, then?
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He got stung on the balls,
and they blew up.
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- They got big?
- To enormous proportions.
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There was 25 minutes of good fun.
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- Right.
- He was just waddling along.
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Just going "ow"
every time they hit the ground.
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It was like he was trying
to ride a space hopper.
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Once again, his scheme
made him look like a right cunt.
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Hm. Busy day, then?
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Yeah.
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Anyhoo, we'll be off.
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So, sorry about that. Come on, gang.
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[rock music continues playing]
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[music ends]
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[Kitten] Why don't you dance?
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[Gus sighs] I prefer to watch.
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Really?
237
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[scoffs]
238
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Hm… No.
239
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Not really.
240
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I prefer to dance, but…
241
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'Cause it's more fun.
242
00:10:22,625 --> 00:10:24,624
But I'm fat and old. I look stupid.
243
00:10:24,625 --> 00:10:26,832
Why do you care
what you look like if it's fun?
244
00:10:26,833 --> 00:10:27,833
Well,
245
00:10:28,583 --> 00:10:29,665
here's the thing.
246
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I'm sort of a role model, yeah?
The gang look up to me.
247
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And if I look stupid, they won't have
a role model to look up to, so…
248
00:10:37,750 --> 00:10:40,999
And I've lost my nerve a little bit,
if I'm being honest, but…
249
00:10:41,000 --> 00:10:45,083
- But Lara would like to dance with you.
- Yeah, but she's fine, so…
250
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{\an8}I can't believe
you're worried about what you look like.
251
00:10:48,250 --> 00:10:50,165
{\an8}You're not scared of anything.
252
00:10:50,166 --> 00:10:51,707
{\an8}You've done so much with your life.
253
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{\an8}You're, like, the best cat
in the neighborhood.
254
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{\an8}[Gus scoffs]
255
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Yeah.
256
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I've done nothing.
257
00:11:00,208 --> 00:11:03,415
It's all bullshit.
"Best cat in the neighborhood."
258
00:11:03,416 --> 00:11:05,916
That isn't saying much.
I'm not even sure if it's true.
259
00:11:06,416 --> 00:11:08,582
I'm an average cat in an average place.
260
00:11:08,583 --> 00:11:12,958
I survive day to day.
Sometimes, I'm not even sure why.
261
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Looking after you
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is the best thing I've ever done.
263
00:11:20,125 --> 00:11:21,083
Really?
264
00:11:21,583 --> 00:11:23,041
Yeah. Really.
265
00:11:24,750 --> 00:11:27,708
Okay, let's find your home.
266
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["A Thousand Miles"
by Vanessa Carlton playing]
267
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[music ends]
268
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Oh. [gasps]
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Look, it's there.
270
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- Is that your house?
- Yeah.
271
00:11:55,125 --> 00:11:58,582
- Are you sure?
- Yeah, that's… so that's…
272
00:11:58,583 --> 00:12:01,125
That's the flowers.
I recognize the flowers, and…
273
00:12:02,291 --> 00:12:04,082
That's my old toy there.
274
00:12:04,083 --> 00:12:05,874
[Gus] Is it? Oh.
275
00:12:05,875 --> 00:12:07,500
Oh, yeah, it's mine.
276
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Right.
277
00:12:10,708 --> 00:12:13,125
- Okay, then.
- [Kitten] Okay.
278
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I told you we'd find your family,
kid, didn't I?
279
00:12:17,625 --> 00:12:20,624
Right. [groans]
I'll go round the back and find a way in.
280
00:12:20,625 --> 00:12:21,625
[grunts]
281
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Well done, kid. Don't be a stranger, yeah?
282
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- Yeah.
- I'll miss you, Kitten.
283
00:12:26,500 --> 00:12:29,165
- [Kitten] Thanks, everyone.
- [Puke] It's been a pleasure.
284
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[Fang] Look after yourself, okay?
Keep your chin up.
285
00:12:32,083 --> 00:12:33,707
- [Kitten] All right.
- [Ponce] Good.
286
00:12:33,708 --> 00:12:36,499
- [Kitten] I'll miss you all.
- [Fang] See you around though.
287
00:12:36,500 --> 00:12:38,457
[poignant music playing]
288
00:12:38,458 --> 00:12:41,582
[girl] Oh wow!
It's even better than the other one!
289
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Definitely.
290
00:12:52,500 --> 00:12:53,625
Uh…
291
00:12:55,333 --> 00:12:56,458
Sorry, kid.
292
00:12:57,666 --> 00:13:00,540
- They moved away.
- [Ponce] Oh no.
293
00:13:00,541 --> 00:13:01,458
Yeah.
294
00:13:01,958 --> 00:13:04,040
- Oh.
- Oh, sorry, kid.
295
00:13:04,041 --> 00:13:05,207
- That's awful.
- Sorry.
296
00:13:05,208 --> 00:13:07,208
- Sorry.
- I'm not sad.
297
00:13:07,708 --> 00:13:09,791
Wh… what…
298
00:13:10,625 --> 00:13:11,833
You're not sad
299
00:13:12,500 --> 00:13:13,958
you don't have a family?
300
00:13:14,583 --> 00:13:16,208
I do have a family.
301
00:13:20,208 --> 00:13:21,165
[sighs happily]
302
00:13:21,166 --> 00:13:22,125
Let's go home.
303
00:13:26,000 --> 00:13:28,040
What was the new kitten like?
304
00:13:28,041 --> 00:13:28,958
Wh…
305
00:13:29,541 --> 00:13:30,874
[sighs]
306
00:13:30,875 --> 00:13:32,416
Not as good as you, kid.
307
00:13:33,000 --> 00:13:34,666
- Thanks, Gus.
- [both chuckle]
308
00:13:35,916 --> 00:13:38,583
["Dance the Night Away"
by Van Halen playing]
309
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[groans] Come on, Gus.
310
00:13:51,458 --> 00:13:52,416
Ooh.
311
00:13:53,000 --> 00:13:53,958
Mmm.
312
00:13:54,666 --> 00:13:56,833
[music continues]
313
00:13:59,083 --> 00:14:00,125
[exhales]
314
00:14:03,208 --> 00:14:05,499
- [Gus lip-syncs]
- ♪ Have you seen her? ♪
315
00:14:05,500 --> 00:14:10,540
♪ So fine and pretty
Fooled me with her style and ease ♪
316
00:14:10,541 --> 00:14:14,207
♪ And I feel her from across the room ♪
317
00:14:14,208 --> 00:14:17,708
♪ Yes, it's love in the third degree ♪
318
00:14:19,416 --> 00:14:22,040
♪ Ooh, baby, baby ♪
319
00:14:22,041 --> 00:14:25,708
♪ Won't ya turn your head my way? ♪
320
00:14:26,541 --> 00:14:29,290
♪ Ooh, baby, baby ♪
321
00:14:29,291 --> 00:14:31,624
♪ A-come on
Take a chance ♪
322
00:14:31,625 --> 00:14:33,457
- [Lara lip-syncs]
- ♪ You're old enough ♪
323
00:14:33,458 --> 00:14:38,458
♪ To dance the night away ♪
324
00:14:40,291 --> 00:14:41,290
♪ Whoa ♪
325
00:14:41,291 --> 00:14:43,124
♪ Come on, baby ♪
326
00:14:43,125 --> 00:14:46,041
♪ Dance the night away ♪
327
00:14:48,333 --> 00:14:49,916
[clears throat] Maybe, uh…
328
00:14:50,416 --> 00:14:52,000
Maybe we should get together.
329
00:14:53,000 --> 00:14:53,999
For what?
330
00:14:54,000 --> 00:14:55,000
Well,
331
00:14:55,791 --> 00:14:56,875
you know…
332
00:14:57,958 --> 00:14:58,916
Oh.
333
00:14:59,416 --> 00:15:01,750
You know, have kittens and that.
334
00:15:03,208 --> 00:15:05,124
Yeah. Um…
335
00:15:05,125 --> 00:15:06,832
I don't have testes.
336
00:15:06,833 --> 00:15:09,499
- What?
- Balls. I've got no balls.
337
00:15:09,500 --> 00:15:11,457
- I'm not bothered about balls.
- Hm.
338
00:15:11,458 --> 00:15:14,499
- As long as you've got a cock.
- But you understand what it means?
339
00:15:14,500 --> 00:15:16,790
- What?
- Well, I don't have those urges.
340
00:15:16,791 --> 00:15:17,750
And
341
00:15:18,458 --> 00:15:20,625
obviously, kittens would be impossible.
342
00:15:22,583 --> 00:15:23,958
- Oh, right.
- Mm.
343
00:15:24,500 --> 00:15:26,082
- [Puke] Hey.
- Have you got balls?
344
00:15:26,083 --> 00:15:26,999
- Yeah.
- See you.
345
00:15:27,000 --> 00:15:27,833
Cool.
346
00:15:29,333 --> 00:15:31,832
- Anyone wanna dance?
- No, definitely not.
347
00:15:31,833 --> 00:15:34,332
- Fuck that.
- I'll dance with you, kid.
348
00:15:34,333 --> 00:15:36,749
- Eh, you soft twat.
- Proper nonce.
349
00:15:36,750 --> 00:15:38,540
[laughs] Stop it. Come on!
350
00:15:38,541 --> 00:15:40,749
- Let's do this!
- [Kitten whoops, giggles]
351
00:15:40,750 --> 00:15:42,583
Just us two now, innit?
352
00:15:43,833 --> 00:15:45,749
- Sat here.
- [Fang] Yeah.
353
00:15:45,750 --> 00:15:47,208
Couple of cunts.
354
00:15:47,708 --> 00:15:49,957
We never amounted to anything.
355
00:15:49,958 --> 00:15:52,457
Speak for yourself. I killed a kid today.
356
00:15:52,458 --> 00:15:55,040
- Is he definitely dead?
- Well, I heard his neck break.
357
00:15:55,041 --> 00:15:57,124
If he's not dead,
he's a fucking vegetable.
358
00:15:57,125 --> 00:15:58,833
[laughing]
359
00:15:59,375 --> 00:16:00,707
[Puke sighs]
360
00:16:00,708 --> 00:16:03,249
- We'll all be dead soon.
- Yep.
361
00:16:03,250 --> 00:16:07,166
♪ Dance the night away ♪
362
00:16:07,750 --> 00:16:10,499
♪ Oh, oh, yeah ♪
363
00:16:10,500 --> 00:16:14,583
♪ Dance, dance, dance the night away ♪
364
00:16:16,708 --> 00:16:22,165
- ♪ Come on, baby ♪
- ♪ Dance the night away ♪
365
00:16:22,166 --> 00:16:25,124
♪ Oh, oh, yeah ♪
366
00:16:25,125 --> 00:16:29,249
♪ Dance, dance, dance the night away ♪
367
00:16:29,250 --> 00:16:32,582
♪ Oh, come on, baby, baby ♪
368
00:16:32,583 --> 00:16:36,124
♪ Dance the night away ♪
369
00:16:36,125 --> 00:16:39,707
♪ Ooh, ooh, yeah ♪
370
00:16:39,708 --> 00:16:42,125
♪ Dance, dance, dance ♪