1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.BZ 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.BZ 3 00:00:40,207 --> 00:00:42,752 曾經有一位傳說中的殺手 4 00:00:47,882 --> 00:00:49,049 他的名字叫做… 5 00:00:50,050 --> 00:00:51,635 坂本太郎 6 00:01:52,279 --> 00:01:54,532 他是日本殺手聯盟成員 7 00:01:54,615 --> 00:01:57,368 也就是所謂的殺聯 8 00:01:58,077 --> 00:02:01,330 換言之,曾經的他是一名職業殺手 9 00:02:21,183 --> 00:02:23,769 -是坂本! -殺了他! 10 00:02:41,871 --> 00:02:45,207 (坂本) 11 00:02:54,091 --> 00:02:57,219 所有惡棍都畏懼他 12 00:02:57,720 --> 00:03:00,723 所有殺手都尊敬他 13 00:03:03,767 --> 00:03:05,269 然而某天… 14 00:03:06,228 --> 00:03:07,438 歡迎光臨! 15 00:03:12,234 --> 00:03:14,278 …他戀愛了 16 00:03:17,031 --> 00:03:19,950 於是他引退 17 00:03:37,176 --> 00:03:38,260 結婚 18 00:03:39,678 --> 00:03:40,721 生子 19 00:03:40,804 --> 00:03:42,932 是不是很可愛? 20 00:03:43,015 --> 00:03:44,141 好可愛 21 00:03:45,517 --> 00:03:47,811 小花,我是爸爸 22 00:03:48,938 --> 00:03:50,731 好可愛 23 00:03:50,814 --> 00:03:51,982 然後 24 00:03:52,942 --> 00:03:54,109 坂本他… 25 00:03:55,736 --> 00:03:56,862 變胖了 26 00:03:56,946 --> 00:03:59,365 我是不是該減肥了? 27 00:03:59,448 --> 00:04:01,158 又說要減肥? 28 00:04:01,241 --> 00:04:04,536 (苗條) 29 00:04:10,668 --> 00:04:12,628 漫無目標 30 00:04:12,711 --> 00:04:15,130 無處可去的火焰,迸發著火花 31 00:04:15,214 --> 00:04:17,216 令人窒息般,逐漸甦醒的悸動 32 00:04:17,758 --> 00:04:20,886 無聲無息,如此順暢 33 00:04:20,970 --> 00:04:24,515 在近乎冷酷越漸濃烈的黑暗中尋覓著愛 34 00:04:24,598 --> 00:04:27,101 彷彿要被吞噬般荒謬的困境 35 00:04:27,184 --> 00:04:31,397 即便如此也要奮起的法則 36 00:04:31,480 --> 00:04:33,148 我不想輸 37 00:04:33,232 --> 00:04:35,567 現在無法戰鬥的傢伙 38 00:04:35,651 --> 00:04:40,155 不會迎來變強的未來 39 00:04:40,239 --> 00:04:41,490 爆燃之愛 40 00:04:41,573 --> 00:04:44,576 我知道若推開那扇愛之門 41 00:04:44,660 --> 00:04:48,330 就能死灰復燃,掀起革命 42 00:04:48,414 --> 00:04:50,666 宛如幻影 43 00:04:50,749 --> 00:04:54,128 連眨眼的時間都沒有 44 00:04:54,211 --> 00:04:55,212 我們必須鎖定目標 45 00:04:55,295 --> 00:04:57,756 親自刺下致命一擊,無人看見的甜美演出 46 00:04:57,840 --> 00:04:58,674 我們必須鎖定目標 47 00:04:58,757 --> 00:05:01,093 我看來全是慢動作,毫無預兆擊出 48 00:05:01,176 --> 00:05:02,094 我們必須鎖定目標 49 00:05:02,177 --> 00:05:06,515 可以的話,就盡情哭泣或歡笑吧 50 00:05:06,598 --> 00:05:08,684 SAKAMOTO DAYS / 坂本日常 51 00:05:08,934 --> 00:05:10,686 BANG! 52 00:05:10,769 --> 00:05:12,104 (半價) 53 00:05:25,117 --> 00:05:27,828 (老大) 54 00:05:30,748 --> 00:05:32,041 喂? 55 00:05:32,124 --> 00:05:36,045 阿新,我們終於找到他了 56 00:05:37,254 --> 00:05:38,255 是 57 00:05:40,257 --> 00:05:41,258 是 58 00:05:43,761 --> 00:05:44,845 是 59 00:05:50,809 --> 00:05:54,605 等等,店長,你又偷吃? 60 00:06:07,409 --> 00:06:10,204 不可以拿我們店裡的商品玩 61 00:06:12,122 --> 00:06:13,499 糟糕 62 00:06:16,502 --> 00:06:17,961 對不起! 63 00:06:21,340 --> 00:06:23,258 慘了 64 00:06:23,342 --> 00:06:27,054 臭小鬼,竟然把我的白褲子弄髒 65 00:06:27,137 --> 00:06:29,681 糟糕,怎麼辦,老公? 66 00:06:30,766 --> 00:06:32,142 開什麼玩笑! 67 00:06:35,562 --> 00:06:36,563 你是… 68 00:06:44,238 --> 00:06:46,573 你是誰啊?放手 69 00:06:51,328 --> 00:06:52,955 噁心的肥豬 70 00:06:56,750 --> 00:06:58,919 謝謝你,店長 71 00:06:59,586 --> 00:07:02,256 所以我才叫你別玩了嘛 72 00:07:02,339 --> 00:07:04,508 對不起 73 00:07:05,801 --> 00:07:07,136 坂本大哥果然厲害 74 00:07:09,179 --> 00:07:12,558 用圓珠筆從下顎刺穿頸動脈 75 00:07:13,350 --> 00:07:14,768 我都看見了 76 00:07:15,727 --> 00:07:17,312 好久不見了,坂本大哥 77 00:07:17,896 --> 00:07:19,231 我是超能力者阿新 78 00:07:19,940 --> 00:07:21,817 刺穿頸動脈? 79 00:07:28,115 --> 00:07:31,326 別殺我,就算你用想像的還是很可怕 80 00:07:31,827 --> 00:07:34,872 是我啊,你以前的部下阿新 81 00:07:34,955 --> 00:07:36,123 殺是什麼意思? 82 00:07:47,676 --> 00:07:49,303 所以傳聞是真的 83 00:07:50,179 --> 00:07:53,557 我聽說你不當殺手,改成經營商店 84 00:07:56,852 --> 00:07:59,313 回來當殺手吧,坂本大哥 85 00:07:59,396 --> 00:08:01,231 你做這種工作太浪費了 86 00:08:01,315 --> 00:08:02,858 我不會回去當殺手 87 00:08:03,901 --> 00:08:07,446 以前你是惡棍聞之喪膽 88 00:08:07,529 --> 00:08:10,282 傳說中的殺手 89 00:08:11,158 --> 00:08:12,409 為什麼不回去? 90 00:08:13,535 --> 00:08:14,912 我不會告訴你原因 91 00:08:14,995 --> 00:08:17,915 別說不會告訴我原因 92 00:08:18,540 --> 00:08:20,584 別在腦袋裡回答我好嗎? 93 00:08:20,667 --> 00:08:23,378 就因為我會讀心,而你又懶得解釋? 94 00:08:27,299 --> 00:08:29,927 你以前身材超好 95 00:08:30,510 --> 00:08:32,137 結果現在變成了肥豬 96 00:08:39,978 --> 00:08:41,855 剛才你又想殺我一次! 97 00:08:43,857 --> 00:08:47,069 但也要你實際速度一樣快才行 98 00:08:48,278 --> 00:08:51,114 現在你整個人…圓滾滾的 99 00:08:55,702 --> 00:08:56,703 真好吃 100 00:08:57,871 --> 00:08:58,872 啊? 101 00:09:00,290 --> 00:09:02,334 已經吃完了? 102 00:09:03,627 --> 00:09:05,170 你能聽我說嗎? 103 00:09:05,879 --> 00:09:07,422 該回店裡補貨了 104 00:09:07,506 --> 00:09:10,968 別管補貨的事了,你先聽我把話說完 105 00:09:12,594 --> 00:09:13,887 坂本大哥 106 00:09:30,988 --> 00:09:32,572 你成功說服他了嗎? 107 00:09:33,865 --> 00:09:35,075 還沒有… 108 00:09:35,742 --> 00:09:36,743 那你把他幹掉了嗎? 109 00:09:38,870 --> 00:09:42,291 老大,我非殺他不可嗎? 110 00:09:42,374 --> 00:09:46,586 脫離組織的人都必須除掉 這是我們的規矩 111 00:09:48,338 --> 00:09:51,174 坂本大哥現在變得超胖 112 00:09:51,258 --> 00:09:53,593 說真的,他根本算不上威脅 113 00:09:53,677 --> 00:09:55,345 你不想幹掉他的話 114 00:09:55,429 --> 00:09:57,347 想代替你的人有很多 115 00:09:59,474 --> 00:10:01,268 我去幼兒園接小花 116 00:10:07,983 --> 00:10:10,652 再囉唆我就連你一起做掉! 117 00:10:17,534 --> 00:10:19,911 我認識的坂本大哥已經不在了 118 00:10:20,871 --> 00:10:22,914 就算我不幹,還是會有其他人動手 119 00:10:23,582 --> 00:10:25,125 這樣還不如… 120 00:10:27,336 --> 00:10:28,378 由我親手解決 121 00:10:44,936 --> 00:10:47,606 -歡迎光臨 -兩包賈寶路淡菸 122 00:10:47,689 --> 00:10:48,774 好 123 00:10:50,317 --> 00:10:51,401 收你剛好 124 00:11:01,995 --> 00:11:03,372 讀不到他的思緒 125 00:11:04,247 --> 00:11:07,042 他停止了所有思緒,真厲害 126 00:11:27,479 --> 00:11:29,356 雖然變胖,但還是很強 127 00:11:38,615 --> 00:11:39,908 請你殺了我 128 00:11:41,243 --> 00:11:44,246 我很希望能死在你手裡 129 00:11:45,163 --> 00:11:46,206 我不會殺你 130 00:11:46,748 --> 00:11:50,168 這是坂本家家訓,不殺生 131 00:11:51,711 --> 00:11:52,838 不殺生? 132 00:12:02,180 --> 00:12:03,473 你又殺人了? 133 00:12:04,891 --> 00:12:07,602 你怎能做出這麼狠心的事? 134 00:12:08,812 --> 00:12:10,397 我得工作才能買禮物送你 135 00:12:10,480 --> 00:12:13,316 這種用髒錢買的禮物我才不要 136 00:12:21,199 --> 00:12:22,242 算了 137 00:12:22,909 --> 00:12:24,619 假如你不願做出改變 138 00:12:25,745 --> 00:12:26,955 那我們也不能交往了 139 00:12:30,375 --> 00:12:31,418 掰掰 140 00:12:46,558 --> 00:12:48,143 還以為我死定了呢 141 00:12:54,774 --> 00:12:55,942 這下你懂了吧? 142 00:12:56,485 --> 00:13:00,530 剛才你以為我會死,是不是覺得悲傷? 143 00:13:02,532 --> 00:13:05,368 就像你想救我一樣 144 00:13:05,452 --> 00:13:09,706 不論什麼人,說不定都是某人重要的人 145 00:13:11,750 --> 00:13:13,001 所以答應我 146 00:13:14,336 --> 00:13:16,046 你會停止殺人 147 00:13:26,181 --> 00:13:29,559 我明白你為何不想回去當殺手了 148 00:13:31,102 --> 00:13:34,064 因為你找到了歸宿 149 00:13:34,940 --> 00:13:37,484 所以你能用超能力看到這麼多畫面 150 00:13:39,611 --> 00:13:40,695 是的 151 00:13:41,196 --> 00:13:43,323 坂本大哥雖然胖但還是很強 152 00:13:43,406 --> 00:13:44,950 不殺生? 153 00:13:45,033 --> 00:13:46,743 也太酷了吧 154 00:13:46,826 --> 00:13:50,747 可惡,我真的好想再跟他搭檔 155 00:13:50,830 --> 00:13:53,166 你肯定也有歸宿吧 156 00:13:54,501 --> 00:13:56,127 我… 157 00:14:01,591 --> 00:14:04,135 坂本大哥,真的很抱歉 158 00:14:04,219 --> 00:14:06,304 我不會再給你造成麻煩了 159 00:14:10,934 --> 00:14:14,396 那個傢伙是有什麼毛病?把店弄成這樣 160 00:14:21,736 --> 00:14:25,031 阿新,你也太沒用了 161 00:14:25,615 --> 00:14:27,867 結果你還是殺不了坂本 162 00:14:29,995 --> 00:14:31,079 老大 163 00:14:35,333 --> 00:14:38,044 你不能放過坂本大哥嗎? 164 00:14:39,921 --> 00:14:41,756 為什麼要救坂本的命? 165 00:14:44,301 --> 00:14:45,594 現在的他… 166 00:14:46,303 --> 00:14:47,762 已經找到歸宿了 167 00:14:49,848 --> 00:14:51,057 比較起來 168 00:14:52,267 --> 00:14:53,602 我什麼都沒有 169 00:14:56,104 --> 00:14:57,105 所以… 170 00:15:05,614 --> 00:15:07,198 我願意代替他死 171 00:15:08,658 --> 00:15:10,535 請你放過坂本大哥吧 172 00:15:18,293 --> 00:15:19,377 好啊 173 00:15:20,253 --> 00:15:21,421 這也沒辦法 174 00:15:22,422 --> 00:15:25,383 只要你死了,我就放過坂本 175 00:15:26,509 --> 00:15:29,846 怎麼可能,我怎麼可能放過他?白痴 176 00:15:29,929 --> 00:15:32,766 要死就快死,我會親自幹掉坂本 177 00:15:34,517 --> 00:15:36,102 我全都聽見了 178 00:15:37,020 --> 00:15:39,689 雖然我早料到會是這樣 179 00:15:41,066 --> 00:15:42,609 你讀我的… 180 00:15:43,777 --> 00:15:44,778 宰了他 181 00:15:54,704 --> 00:15:56,873 -你們也快去追 -是! 182 00:15:57,582 --> 00:15:58,583 站住! 183 00:15:58,667 --> 00:16:00,335 別再跑了! 184 00:16:35,412 --> 00:16:37,288 宰了他! 185 00:16:47,841 --> 00:16:50,009 白痴,在這裡包圍他 186 00:16:50,093 --> 00:16:52,053 他肯定躲在這層樓 187 00:16:52,137 --> 00:16:54,431 -他下樓了 -樓下沒有出口! 188 00:16:54,514 --> 00:16:56,057 他應該就躲在角落 189 00:16:56,141 --> 00:16:58,393 -在這層樓包圍他 -樓下沒有動靜 190 00:16:58,476 --> 00:17:00,103 我們逮到他了,他就在附近 191 00:17:17,996 --> 00:17:19,497 那個傢伙是超能力者 192 00:17:19,998 --> 00:17:22,167 太靠近的話心思會被他讀到 193 00:17:34,387 --> 00:17:35,513 他跑去哪裡了? 194 00:17:49,194 --> 00:17:50,445 可惡 195 00:17:55,575 --> 00:17:56,785 王八蛋! 196 00:18:28,191 --> 00:18:29,567 坂本大哥 197 00:18:33,363 --> 00:18:34,781 你變瘦了? 198 00:18:37,408 --> 00:18:38,576 因為我用跑的過來 199 00:18:39,953 --> 00:18:41,746 你跑步就會變瘦? 200 00:18:43,039 --> 00:18:44,040 對 201 00:18:44,666 --> 00:18:46,167 燃燒卡路里就會這樣 202 00:18:52,382 --> 00:18:53,675 坂本! 203 00:18:55,510 --> 00:18:57,512 看來你自己送上門了? 204 00:18:58,096 --> 00:18:59,722 真是謝謝你耶 205 00:19:01,641 --> 00:19:02,767 宰了他! 206 00:19:16,489 --> 00:19:18,366 不要一個個上,全部一起開槍! 207 00:19:34,549 --> 00:19:37,969 這就是傳說中的殺手 208 00:19:38,887 --> 00:19:40,722 坂本太郎 209 00:19:41,931 --> 00:19:43,141 坂本 210 00:19:44,267 --> 00:19:47,395 違反組織規矩的罪可是很重的 211 00:19:49,105 --> 00:19:52,442 本來我們只有針對你個人 212 00:19:53,192 --> 00:19:56,654 但你後來組成了家庭 213 00:20:04,579 --> 00:20:06,205 別再殺人了 214 00:20:12,211 --> 00:20:14,213 現在是怎樣? 215 00:20:15,632 --> 00:20:17,759 不扣下扳機嗎? 216 00:20:18,509 --> 00:20:20,970 你變軟弱了 217 00:20:21,054 --> 00:20:23,139 傳說中的殺手個屁! 218 00:20:35,109 --> 00:20:37,195 坂本大哥,我… 219 00:20:37,278 --> 00:20:38,613 去死吧,坂本! 220 00:20:50,333 --> 00:20:51,334 是誰出手? 221 00:20:51,960 --> 00:20:53,002 可能是平助吧 222 00:20:53,628 --> 00:20:56,172 他是我店裡的常客,也是職業狙擊手 223 00:20:56,673 --> 00:20:58,675 他總會幫我的忙 224 00:20:58,758 --> 00:20:59,884 出於什麼原因我就不知道了 225 00:21:03,763 --> 00:21:04,764 阿新,我們回去吧 226 00:21:08,476 --> 00:21:09,560 回去哪裡? 227 00:21:18,569 --> 00:21:19,570 坂本 228 00:21:20,321 --> 00:21:22,532 要殺死你的人是我 229 00:21:23,908 --> 00:21:26,619 不論如何,我都不會把你讓給別人 230 00:21:27,620 --> 00:21:28,913 對吧,嗶助? 231 00:21:37,296 --> 00:21:39,465 嗶助! 232 00:21:53,938 --> 00:21:55,440 飯這樣夠不夠? 233 00:21:55,523 --> 00:21:56,816 夠了 234 00:22:00,278 --> 00:22:02,196 -這碗是你的 -謝謝 235 00:22:05,074 --> 00:22:06,909 爸爸,你變瘦了 236 00:22:06,993 --> 00:22:08,995 他很快就會胖回去了 237 00:22:09,078 --> 00:22:10,621 我該節食嗎? 238 00:22:10,705 --> 00:22:12,206 又來了 239 00:22:12,290 --> 00:22:14,625 今天的晚餐看起來也好好吃 240 00:22:15,168 --> 00:22:16,210 一起說 241 00:22:16,294 --> 00:22:18,046 -我要開動了 -我要開動了 242 00:22:39,942 --> 00:22:42,403 你剛才不是說要節食嗎? 243 00:22:49,660 --> 00:22:50,661 怎麼? 244 00:22:51,287 --> 00:22:53,081 難不成有下毒嗎? 245 00:22:53,998 --> 00:22:56,542 不過我有經過嚴格的抗毒訓練 246 00:22:57,126 --> 00:22:59,170 你在幹嘛?快點吃啊 247 00:23:17,688 --> 00:23:19,273 好吃… 248 00:23:23,236 --> 00:23:25,196 好溫暖 249 00:23:27,365 --> 00:23:29,784 老公,你以前也說過同樣的話 250 00:23:31,619 --> 00:23:32,745 原來如此 251 00:23:33,329 --> 00:23:37,166 坂本大哥不當殺手 252 00:23:37,250 --> 00:23:39,043 是為了保護這平凡無奇的日常 253 00:23:40,128 --> 00:23:41,420 坂本大哥 254 00:23:42,046 --> 00:23:44,924 坂本大哥真的太酷了 255 00:23:45,007 --> 00:23:46,134 對啊 256 00:23:46,217 --> 00:23:48,553 -好耶 -這會讓味道變得不一樣 257 00:23:48,636 --> 00:23:49,720 知道了 258 00:24:05,945 --> 00:24:08,739 哥哥,你被打得好慘 259 00:24:13,035 --> 00:24:14,120 會痛嗎? 260 00:24:16,956 --> 00:24:18,624 這裡我也貼一張 261 00:24:20,209 --> 00:24:22,378 好可愛的OK繃 262 00:24:22,461 --> 00:24:26,048 牠叫糖糖,是一隻胖胖又強壯的兔子 263 00:24:27,717 --> 00:24:28,718 就是明天了 264 00:24:29,760 --> 00:24:31,679 明天要做什麼? 265 00:24:32,430 --> 00:24:34,140 阿新,你也要一起來 266 00:24:35,308 --> 00:24:36,434 有很重要的任務 267 00:24:44,317 --> 00:24:46,360 我們要買到小花的書包 268 00:24:47,069 --> 00:24:48,613 他已經胖回去了 269 00:24:52,825 --> 00:24:56,913 “糖糖書包,限量20個” 270 00:24:59,415 --> 00:25:02,960 不就是書包而已嗎? 271 00:25:05,338 --> 00:25:06,339 (新生入學祭) 272 00:25:06,422 --> 00:25:07,673 各位顧客 273 00:25:07,757 --> 00:25:12,261 糖糖書包數量有限! 274 00:25:12,345 --> 00:25:15,765 請各位不要推擠! 275 00:25:16,974 --> 00:25:18,601 很快就要開始販售了 276 00:25:19,185 --> 00:25:22,355 請各位一個個來,聽從員工指示! 277 00:25:23,648 --> 00:25:24,941 這真是… 278 00:25:26,192 --> 00:25:28,319 我一定會買到 279 00:25:29,362 --> 00:25:30,363 為了小花 280 00:25:32,365 --> 00:25:34,450 等小花上小學的時候 281 00:25:34,533 --> 00:25:36,619 想要背糖糖書包 282 00:25:36,702 --> 00:25:39,330 可是那個是限量的吧? 283 00:25:39,413 --> 00:25:42,458 -可是我想要嘛 -小心點,你會弄濕衣服的 284 00:25:42,541 --> 00:25:45,795 -我要糖糖書包 -那個很難買 285 00:25:45,878 --> 00:25:50,299 糖糖書包,限量發售 286 00:25:56,722 --> 00:25:58,057 我們非買到不可 287 00:25:59,100 --> 00:26:00,101 是啊 288 00:26:00,601 --> 00:26:01,727 好 289 00:26:09,110 --> 00:26:11,445 你比殺人的時候還認真 290 00:26:13,489 --> 00:26:16,075 謝謝各位的耐心等候! 291 00:26:16,659 --> 00:26:18,828 本季最後一批 292 00:26:18,911 --> 00:26:22,164 數量只有20個的糖糖書包 293 00:26:22,790 --> 00:26:24,792 一人限購一個 294 00:26:25,459 --> 00:26:27,837 一旦售完我們就會關門 295 00:26:29,130 --> 00:26:30,214 那麼… 296 00:26:31,549 --> 00:26:32,842 請進! 297 00:26:32,925 --> 00:26:36,554 不要推擠!請大家不要推擠! 298 00:26:38,723 --> 00:26:40,474 不是說要排隊嗎? 299 00:26:41,142 --> 00:26:42,310 讓開! 300 00:26:42,393 --> 00:26:43,561 別擋路! 301 00:26:43,644 --> 00:26:46,147 -別擋我的路! -滾開! 302 00:26:46,230 --> 00:26:47,732 -這個老太婆! -書包是我的! 303 00:26:47,815 --> 00:26:49,066 臭老太婆 304 00:26:49,150 --> 00:26:50,151 我殺了你! 305 00:26:50,234 --> 00:26:52,778 坂本在哪?我絕對要殺了他 306 00:26:52,862 --> 00:26:55,573 坂本現在放下戒備,我們的機會來了! 307 00:26:55,656 --> 00:26:57,700 是殺手,人在哪裡? 308 00:26:58,576 --> 00:26:59,744 坂本大哥! 309 00:27:01,829 --> 00:27:04,582 坂本大哥!你沒事吧? 310 00:27:04,665 --> 00:27:06,083 阿新,我在這裡 311 00:27:08,711 --> 00:27:10,004 我搶到了 312 00:27:12,965 --> 00:27:15,676 有人攻擊你嗎? 313 00:27:16,677 --> 00:27:17,678 什麼意思? 314 00:27:19,221 --> 00:27:22,266 在你的幫助下,我完成了任務 315 00:27:23,059 --> 00:27:25,728 阿新,這都是你的功勞,謝謝你 316 00:27:27,229 --> 00:27:31,650 不過,看來大家都很愛自己的小孩呢 317 00:27:35,363 --> 00:27:36,364 怎麼了? 318 00:27:37,656 --> 00:27:40,743 你是不是話比平時多了一點? 319 00:27:40,826 --> 00:27:41,827 是嗎? 320 00:27:43,120 --> 00:27:45,581 你的意思是 胖子就該坐好,閉嘴專心吃飯嗎? 321 00:27:47,083 --> 00:27:48,542 我不是這個意思… 322 00:27:48,626 --> 00:27:50,669 胖子也是會說話的 323 00:27:51,712 --> 00:27:54,298 我也是血管流著鮮血的人類 324 00:27:54,882 --> 00:27:57,259 你再這麼失禮,小心我殺了你 325 00:27:57,927 --> 00:27:59,678 可是我沒這麼說 326 00:28:06,769 --> 00:28:08,896 有兩個坂本大哥? 327 00:28:09,897 --> 00:28:13,401 天啊,他是分身嗎? 328 00:28:18,823 --> 00:28:19,865 動作好快 329 00:28:21,992 --> 00:28:22,993 阿新 330 00:28:32,128 --> 00:28:33,129 你想怎樣 331 00:28:33,921 --> 00:28:34,922 南雲? 332 00:28:36,048 --> 00:28:37,049 南雲? 333 00:28:39,427 --> 00:28:40,845 沒什麼啊 334 00:28:42,680 --> 00:28:43,722 原來是變裝? 335 00:28:44,557 --> 00:28:46,183 也太像了吧 336 00:28:46,767 --> 00:28:50,771 看來你還是挺靈活的,坂本 那我就放心了 337 00:28:51,355 --> 00:28:52,356 你怎麼會在這裡? 338 00:28:52,440 --> 00:28:54,733 聽說你變胖了 339 00:28:54,817 --> 00:28:58,028 心想你的動作應該會變慢吧 340 00:28:58,112 --> 00:29:00,990 我是問你怎麼會在這裡 341 00:29:04,994 --> 00:29:06,036 那是因為呢 342 00:29:07,079 --> 00:29:09,790 坂本你的人頭已經被懸賞了 343 00:29:10,833 --> 00:29:12,209 金額是十億 344 00:29:12,293 --> 00:29:13,627 十億? 345 00:29:14,920 --> 00:29:17,173 殺手協會已經正式定案了 346 00:29:18,215 --> 00:29:20,593 聽說明天才會刊登在懸賞網站上 347 00:29:21,552 --> 00:29:24,597 不過此事在 消息靈通的殺手之間早就傳開了 348 00:29:26,015 --> 00:29:27,016 原來 349 00:29:27,933 --> 00:29:29,977 我剛剛才除掉兩個 350 00:29:34,940 --> 00:29:37,318 坂本大哥,你知道有殺手在這裡? 351 00:29:39,487 --> 00:29:41,155 難不成… 352 00:29:44,033 --> 00:29:46,160 你打算用不殺人的方式生存下去嗎? 353 00:29:48,162 --> 00:29:50,414 你真的能做到嗎? 354 00:29:51,582 --> 00:29:53,792 若是對上我和其他殺手? 355 00:30:01,467 --> 00:30:04,303 開玩笑的啦,ORDER不會參與,放心吧 356 00:30:05,012 --> 00:30:06,013 ORDER? 357 00:30:07,640 --> 00:30:10,935 坂本,我真懷念我們並肩作戰的日子 358 00:30:12,019 --> 00:30:15,189 要是我現在死了,誰能從中受益? 359 00:30:16,857 --> 00:30:17,900 誰知道呢? 360 00:30:24,073 --> 00:30:27,701 很高興能在你死前見你一面,坂本 361 00:30:38,671 --> 00:30:41,757 我們不能讓你的家人受波及,對吧? 362 00:30:45,803 --> 00:30:48,514 坂本大哥,我會幫你 363 00:30:50,558 --> 00:30:54,270 不殺生,阿新,這樣你還願意嗎? 364 00:30:55,521 --> 00:30:57,314 這是坂本家家訓 365 00:30:57,815 --> 00:30:59,149 別告訴我家人 366 00:30:59,900 --> 00:31:02,778 要是葵誤以為我重操舊業,她肯定會生氣 367 00:31:03,737 --> 00:31:04,905 知道了 368 00:31:06,198 --> 00:31:07,700 要是她們知道了,我就殺了你 369 00:31:09,285 --> 00:31:10,953 不是說不殺生嗎? 370 00:31:19,044 --> 00:31:21,463 早安 371 00:31:22,214 --> 00:31:23,716 是你啊 372 00:31:23,799 --> 00:31:25,426 他是我們店裡新來的兼職員工 373 00:31:26,010 --> 00:31:28,095 這工作你做得來嗎? 374 00:31:28,804 --> 00:31:32,057 不知道,我這輩子只做過殺手 375 00:31:32,141 --> 00:31:35,102 昨天收拾你的爛攤子害我累得半死 376 00:31:36,103 --> 00:31:37,354 是我不好 377 00:31:38,188 --> 00:31:40,983 你啊,你這個混蛋 378 00:31:41,066 --> 00:31:42,985 應該要說“我很抱歉”才對吧 379 00:31:43,068 --> 00:31:46,280 聽好了,新人,你要仔細看用心學 380 00:31:51,452 --> 00:31:53,078 這傢伙是怎樣啊? 381 00:32:00,753 --> 00:32:03,464 來,奶奶,你要低鈉的吧? 382 00:32:04,840 --> 00:32:06,008 天啊 383 00:32:06,592 --> 00:32:10,262 你怎麼知道?謝謝你 384 00:32:12,765 --> 00:32:14,391 -這個就好嗎? -對 385 00:32:14,475 --> 00:32:15,684 坂本先生 386 00:32:16,435 --> 00:32:18,854 披薩外送到了 387 00:32:20,481 --> 00:32:22,566 披薩?一大早就吃披薩? 388 00:32:23,233 --> 00:32:24,568 辛苦你了 389 00:32:25,361 --> 00:32:28,489 這個胖子,這傢伙就是懸賞十億的男人? 390 00:32:28,572 --> 00:32:29,615 是殺手 391 00:32:30,199 --> 00:32:32,159 坂本,不准動 392 00:32:32,242 --> 00:32:34,411 不然這看板娘就沒命了 393 00:32:37,831 --> 00:32:39,333 你…你在幹嘛? 394 00:32:39,416 --> 00:32:41,460 別在那邊給我大口吃起披薩來啊! 395 00:32:41,543 --> 00:32:45,130 要見識一下我這把披薩刀的威力嗎? 396 00:32:46,048 --> 00:32:48,342 喂,別嚼得那麼起勁啊! 397 00:32:48,425 --> 00:32:50,719 別拿第二片啊!第一片還沒吃完 398 00:32:50,803 --> 00:32:52,554 第二片就吃得這麼起勁,可惡 399 00:32:52,638 --> 00:32:54,932 跟他正面硬碰硬我絕對贏不了 400 00:32:55,015 --> 00:32:58,977 拿這女人當肉盾 等他乖乖走過來的時候,我就一刀… 401 00:33:01,480 --> 00:33:03,482 不對,是兩刀咻咻刺過去 402 00:33:04,066 --> 00:33:05,150 你這傢伙 403 00:33:06,402 --> 00:33:07,528 什麼? 404 00:33:07,611 --> 00:33:09,863 等一下,住手,什麼? 405 00:33:16,704 --> 00:33:18,706 店長,這個傢伙是誰啊? 406 00:33:19,832 --> 00:33:21,750 你去問阿新吧 407 00:33:26,046 --> 00:33:28,465 坂本大哥,那女孩到底是什麼人? 408 00:33:29,299 --> 00:33:32,678 陸少糖,普通的兼職員工 409 00:33:33,721 --> 00:33:37,349 我完全不覺得她“普通” 410 00:33:38,100 --> 00:33:40,561 又弄亂了 411 00:33:47,651 --> 00:33:49,445 (億萬富翁莊園) 412 00:33:54,700 --> 00:33:57,494 在那之後,又有五位殺手接連找上門 413 00:33:58,036 --> 00:34:01,206 十億元懸賞金的威力可真驚人 414 00:34:02,207 --> 00:34:05,627 這樣下去 有辦法一直瞞著葵大嫂和小花嗎? 415 00:34:06,211 --> 00:34:08,088 爸爸,這個適合我嗎? 416 00:34:10,507 --> 00:34:13,218 媽媽,我明天可以背這個去嗎? 417 00:34:13,969 --> 00:34:16,138 可是明天我們不是要去學校 418 00:34:16,221 --> 00:34:18,474 我想給糖糖看 419 00:34:18,557 --> 00:34:19,850 明天? 420 00:34:19,933 --> 00:34:22,186 我們不是約好要去糖糖樂園嗎? 421 00:34:24,980 --> 00:34:26,857 我超級期待的! 422 00:34:26,940 --> 00:34:28,817 這樣根本成了活靶子 423 00:34:30,194 --> 00:34:32,529 死吧,坂本 424 00:34:33,155 --> 00:34:35,824 (糖糖樂園) 425 00:34:36,909 --> 00:34:39,036 對不起,我讓敵人混進來了 426 00:34:43,749 --> 00:34:45,959 坐在你後方第六排的銀髮男性 427 00:34:52,800 --> 00:34:53,801 知道了 428 00:34:59,765 --> 00:35:01,558 他看起來就是一副壞蛋樣 429 00:35:04,561 --> 00:35:06,271 -可惡 -你在做什麼? 430 00:35:07,689 --> 00:35:09,107 我要把它拉開 431 00:35:15,072 --> 00:35:16,573 好刺激,對吧? 432 00:35:16,657 --> 00:35:17,658 對啊 433 00:35:31,380 --> 00:35:33,257 原來是防彈眼鏡? 434 00:35:34,007 --> 00:35:36,301 不愧是傳說中的男人 435 00:35:39,137 --> 00:35:41,306 坂本大哥,我來對付他 436 00:35:45,644 --> 00:35:46,979 你在做什麼… 437 00:36:04,121 --> 00:36:05,789 跟我來一下吧 438 00:36:22,598 --> 00:36:24,600 真是太亂來了 439 00:36:25,475 --> 00:36:27,644 還以為我會被殺死呢 440 00:36:29,521 --> 00:36:31,857 坂本大哥今天休假 441 00:36:38,906 --> 00:36:41,366 就由我來代班 442 00:36:41,450 --> 00:36:44,661 這是在想什麼啊? 443 00:36:45,245 --> 00:36:46,997 我讀不到這個傢伙的思考 444 00:36:47,080 --> 00:36:49,291 說不定是先行動後思考的那種人 445 00:36:49,374 --> 00:36:50,792 這下棘手了 446 00:37:12,022 --> 00:37:14,441 這傢伙用毒嗎? 447 00:37:17,110 --> 00:37:18,946 毒性是不是很強? 448 00:37:19,029 --> 00:37:23,742 那可是我特別調配的 449 00:37:24,493 --> 00:37:27,663 你就快死掉了 450 00:37:28,330 --> 00:37:29,748 心情怎麼樣? 451 00:37:31,625 --> 00:37:33,460 你給我閉嘴,蠢貨 452 00:37:34,127 --> 00:37:35,796 少在那裡擅自下定論 453 00:37:40,258 --> 00:37:43,595 你是怎樣?我好怕喔 454 00:37:44,471 --> 00:37:46,181 喂…站住! 455 00:37:46,264 --> 00:37:48,600 我不會讓你殺死坂本大哥 456 00:37:48,684 --> 00:37:51,937 坂本,你在哪裡? 457 00:37:52,771 --> 00:37:55,190 等等,你別跑 458 00:37:56,733 --> 00:37:59,486 謝謝大家為我們加油! 459 00:37:59,569 --> 00:38:00,696 下次再… 460 00:38:01,488 --> 00:38:02,531 奇怪… 461 00:38:04,241 --> 00:38:06,034 天啊! 462 00:38:06,118 --> 00:38:08,954 有新敵人出現了! 463 00:38:09,037 --> 00:38:10,080 你是什麼人? 464 00:38:12,124 --> 00:38:13,875 火車到站 465 00:38:17,921 --> 00:38:20,007 是糖糖! 466 00:38:20,090 --> 00:38:23,802 糖糖出來幫忙了! 467 00:38:24,553 --> 00:38:25,846 加油! 468 00:38:26,847 --> 00:38:28,640 加油! 469 00:38:29,933 --> 00:38:32,644 加油,糖糖! 470 00:38:33,270 --> 00:38:36,481 第二回合開始,看我把你打得屁滾尿流 471 00:38:38,191 --> 00:38:41,778 真是固執,你隨時可能沒命 472 00:38:41,862 --> 00:38:42,863 我是說 473 00:38:43,405 --> 00:38:45,615 你什麼都看不見吧? 474 00:38:47,659 --> 00:38:49,953 我們為孩子們上演一場殺戮表演吧? 475 00:38:50,037 --> 00:38:51,288 少囉唆! 476 00:38:53,540 --> 00:38:55,167 糖糖,你冷靜點 477 00:38:55,250 --> 00:38:56,293 你也是… 478 00:38:58,211 --> 00:38:59,254 紅衣戰士… 479 00:38:59,337 --> 00:39:01,089 沒用的 480 00:39:04,176 --> 00:39:05,177 阿新 481 00:39:05,260 --> 00:39:06,762 我要出手囉 482 00:39:08,180 --> 00:39:09,639 天啊! 483 00:39:09,723 --> 00:39:12,100 剛才這招是糖糖的兔兔拳! 484 00:39:15,937 --> 00:39:18,398 兔兔右上勾拳! 485 00:39:18,982 --> 00:39:21,068 這是怎樣?難不成他看得見? 486 00:39:29,367 --> 00:39:31,661 糖糖好強喔! 487 00:39:31,745 --> 00:39:33,705 我們一起幫她加油! 488 00:39:34,623 --> 00:39:36,917 天啊,震撼力十足耶 489 00:39:37,000 --> 00:39:38,835 沒想到打得這麼專業,老公 490 00:39:38,919 --> 00:39:42,005 糖糖加油! 491 00:39:42,089 --> 00:39:44,674 向前跨出一步,打左軀幹拳接右直拳 492 00:39:44,758 --> 00:39:47,677 擺頭閃躲後左右連擊 右低踢接左高踢,下潛接後翻 493 00:39:50,639 --> 00:39:53,600 我都聽見了,坂本大哥,謝啦! 494 00:39:53,683 --> 00:39:55,560 左刺拳,拉近距離接前踢 495 00:39:56,937 --> 00:39:59,481 到底怎麼回事? 他靠自己的力量解毒了嗎? 496 00:39:59,564 --> 00:40:01,608 而且這傢伙不只看得到 497 00:40:01,691 --> 00:40:03,902 連我的動作都被他看穿了 498 00:40:03,985 --> 00:40:05,904 簡直跟剛才判若兩人 499 00:40:08,698 --> 00:40:09,866 你這傢伙 500 00:40:10,909 --> 00:40:12,828 少開玩笑了! 501 00:40:17,124 --> 00:40:18,667 眼睛竟然是閉著的 502 00:40:21,336 --> 00:40:22,671 用飛踢給他最後一擊 503 00:40:32,389 --> 00:40:34,182 獲勝的是 504 00:40:34,266 --> 00:40:35,892 糖糖! 505 00:40:35,976 --> 00:40:37,644 你好強喔,糖糖! 506 00:40:37,727 --> 00:40:40,188 謝謝你們為我們加油! 507 00:40:40,272 --> 00:40:41,940 下次再見! 508 00:40:43,191 --> 00:40:44,234 幹得好 509 00:40:45,902 --> 00:40:47,112 謝謝 510 00:40:47,779 --> 00:40:49,739 我們在這裡,所以… 511 00:40:55,620 --> 00:40:56,955 你跑去做什麼了? 512 00:40:57,539 --> 00:40:59,541 阿新,你去哪裡了? 513 00:41:00,792 --> 00:41:01,918 我去上廁所了 514 00:41:12,345 --> 00:41:14,973 你在喝什麼?好奇怪的瓶子 515 00:41:15,724 --> 00:41:17,100 解毒劑 516 00:41:18,185 --> 00:41:19,186 那個殺手的 517 00:41:19,895 --> 00:41:22,981 用毒的人一定會帶解毒劑 518 00:41:23,064 --> 00:41:26,693 果然沒錯 這裡太危險了,還是早點回去比較好 519 00:41:26,776 --> 00:41:28,361 怎麼可能回去 520 00:41:29,279 --> 00:41:31,781 小花看起來那麼開心 521 00:41:35,160 --> 00:41:37,329 我要殺死坂本 522 00:41:40,040 --> 00:41:41,541 12點鐘方向的清潔人員 523 00:41:44,836 --> 00:41:47,088 我要在小鬼的面前,拿你來血祭 524 00:41:47,172 --> 00:41:49,341 媽媽,你看那個,好可愛喔 525 00:41:49,424 --> 00:41:50,592 哪個好可愛? 526 00:41:50,675 --> 00:41:53,678 對耶,真的好可愛! 527 00:41:54,304 --> 00:41:55,764 往前走吧 528 00:41:55,847 --> 00:41:57,182 前面還有什麼呢? 529 00:42:02,729 --> 00:42:05,190 店長真厲害,完全不用看就刺中他了 530 00:42:05,273 --> 00:42:09,152 還不只這樣呢 他避開臟器跟動脈,保證這傢伙不會死 531 00:42:09,236 --> 00:42:12,030 就像瞬間刺入針孔一樣,真是神乎其技 532 00:42:12,113 --> 00:42:14,199 你的超能力也很厲害 533 00:42:14,282 --> 00:42:16,117 這樣的話,我們說不定就能撐過這一天了 534 00:42:20,330 --> 00:42:23,208 -待在這傢伙附近毫無隱私可言 -好恐怖 535 00:42:23,291 --> 00:42:25,794 -真是給人添麻煩的能力 -心根本靜不下來 536 00:42:25,877 --> 00:42:28,296 -真噁心 -居然窺探我的內心? 537 00:42:28,380 --> 00:42:30,632 還是別靠近那傢伙比較好 538 00:42:31,716 --> 00:42:33,510 必須集中精神才能察覺就是了 539 00:42:33,593 --> 00:42:36,263 不要窺探我的內心,變態 540 00:42:36,346 --> 00:42:38,765 誰要讀你的心 541 00:42:38,848 --> 00:42:41,685 什麼你不你的,要叫我前輩 542 00:42:41,768 --> 00:42:44,271 (二獎:糖糖抱枕,三獎:糖糖背包) 543 00:42:45,355 --> 00:42:46,898 (三獎:糖糖造型枕) 544 00:42:49,359 --> 00:42:51,736 -哥哥你真厲害 -對吧? 545 00:42:51,820 --> 00:42:54,906 -對了,那個你也射得中嗎? -那當然 546 00:42:54,990 --> 00:42:57,117 我要糖糖毛巾 547 00:42:57,200 --> 00:42:59,077 知道了啦 548 00:42:59,703 --> 00:43:00,912 一個個來 549 00:43:02,789 --> 00:43:04,040 不對,是這個啦 550 00:43:04,124 --> 00:43:06,084 -那個嗎?好 -這個 551 00:43:06,167 --> 00:43:09,921 -瞄準那個嗎?危險 -不對,這個才對 552 00:43:10,005 --> 00:43:13,633 就叫你們一個個來!我都會打中 553 00:43:13,717 --> 00:43:16,720 我要照順序一個一個來 全都計算好了,懂嗎? 554 00:43:17,345 --> 00:43:19,264 看好了 555 00:43:27,063 --> 00:43:30,942 坂本,我要在今天殺了你 556 00:43:36,865 --> 00:43:38,199 喂,波以爾 557 00:43:38,283 --> 00:43:39,826 什麼事,帶黑? 558 00:43:39,909 --> 00:43:42,037 你上次來遊樂園是什麼時候? 559 00:43:42,620 --> 00:43:44,539 -今天是第一次 -什麼? 560 00:43:49,836 --> 00:43:51,629 真是令人期待呢 561 00:43:52,172 --> 00:43:54,716 能見到坂本太郎這位傳說中的男人 562 00:43:55,383 --> 00:43:57,260 你沒有見過他吧? 563 00:43:59,804 --> 00:44:01,681 這傷口真痛 564 00:44:03,391 --> 00:44:05,018 因為是你的宿敵嘛 565 00:44:05,101 --> 00:44:06,311 喂! 566 00:44:07,020 --> 00:44:08,104 幹嘛啦? 567 00:44:08,688 --> 00:44:11,274 有螞蟻先生在走路,小心一點 568 00:44:11,358 --> 00:44:12,484 螞蟻先生? 569 00:44:15,528 --> 00:44:18,073 我不會盯上目標以外的性命 570 00:44:18,615 --> 00:44:22,160 這才叫冷硬作風 571 00:44:27,290 --> 00:44:28,541 遊樂園禁止吸菸 572 00:44:31,002 --> 00:44:32,003 不會吧 573 00:44:32,504 --> 00:44:34,047 就是這裡! 574 00:44:35,548 --> 00:44:37,801 (尖叫醫院) 575 00:44:37,884 --> 00:44:40,053 超適合進行暗殺的地點 576 00:44:40,136 --> 00:44:42,430 我只是單純不想進去 577 00:44:42,514 --> 00:44:45,100 我超喜歡鬼屋! 578 00:44:45,183 --> 00:44:46,935 好恐怖喔 579 00:44:47,560 --> 00:44:49,938 -好,我們走吧 -好 580 00:44:52,607 --> 00:44:54,025 走囉 581 00:44:56,778 --> 00:44:58,822 坂本大哥動搖了 582 00:45:05,912 --> 00:45:07,956 讓人心跳加速 583 00:45:08,039 --> 00:45:12,168 不愧是日本第一的鬼屋,做得好逼真 584 00:45:12,252 --> 00:45:15,630 我超討厭鬼屋… 585 00:45:20,635 --> 00:45:21,761 那是什麼? 586 00:45:22,387 --> 00:45:23,763 解毒劑 587 00:45:23,847 --> 00:45:25,932 你又沒中毒 588 00:45:26,015 --> 00:45:29,227 別大意,不知道敵人會潛伏在哪裡 589 00:45:33,857 --> 00:45:36,568 不知道接下來會出現什麼樣的鬼? 590 00:45:36,651 --> 00:45:38,153 好恐怖喔 591 00:45:39,320 --> 00:45:41,865 不愧是坂本大哥的女兒 592 00:45:41,948 --> 00:45:44,200 跟你不一樣,她的膽子很大 593 00:45:44,284 --> 00:45:46,327 吵死了,我… 594 00:45:47,996 --> 00:45:49,998 你到底在喝什麼東西? 595 00:45:54,210 --> 00:45:55,545 好臭的酒味 596 00:45:56,796 --> 00:45:58,298 你這傢伙,那根本是酒吧? 597 00:45:58,381 --> 00:46:00,925 幹嘛?囉囉唆唆的吵死了! 598 00:46:01,009 --> 00:46:02,385 你這傢伙根本喝醉了吧 599 00:46:02,469 --> 00:46:04,220 好棒喔 600 00:46:04,304 --> 00:46:06,181 我已經天不怕地不怕了 601 00:46:06,264 --> 00:46:08,558 等等,你不要擅自行動 602 00:46:26,993 --> 00:46:29,954 明明那麼胖,結果輕輕鬆鬆就被轟飛了 603 00:46:44,928 --> 00:46:46,221 讓開 604 00:46:46,304 --> 00:46:47,680 給我等一下 605 00:46:49,933 --> 00:46:51,184 坂本 606 00:46:51,684 --> 00:46:53,102 你還記得我嗎? 607 00:46:54,312 --> 00:46:55,855 -我們是日本殺… -不記得 608 00:46:58,233 --> 00:46:59,651 我完全不記得你 609 00:47:00,693 --> 00:47:02,028 等…等一下 610 00:47:04,280 --> 00:47:05,782 -你不記得我? -不記得,讓開 611 00:47:05,865 --> 00:47:07,992 先等一下 612 00:47:08,076 --> 00:47:09,661 叫你等一下,我們先談談 613 00:47:09,744 --> 00:47:12,956 我們先談談吧,輪到我講話了 614 00:47:13,039 --> 00:47:18,044 對吧?別走 本大爺可不是會玩這種卑鄙手段的角色 615 00:47:21,464 --> 00:47:22,590 你在看哪裡? 616 00:47:22,674 --> 00:47:25,051 不對,你這傢伙做這種事情 617 00:47:25,134 --> 00:47:28,513 一點都不冷硬 618 00:47:29,097 --> 00:47:30,098 聽著 619 00:47:31,140 --> 00:47:33,518 我們兩個…是宿敵 620 00:47:33,601 --> 00:47:34,519 才不是宿敵 621 00:47:34,602 --> 00:47:36,145 不對…不對 622 00:47:36,229 --> 00:47:37,397 我這裡有傷口,你看 623 00:47:37,480 --> 00:47:38,523 不記得,滾 624 00:47:38,606 --> 00:47:41,484 喂,不是啦,等一下 625 00:47:41,568 --> 00:47:42,569 別這樣 626 00:47:42,652 --> 00:47:44,654 你…你 627 00:47:44,737 --> 00:47:48,032 快停止假動作,這樣一點都不冷硬 628 00:47:48,116 --> 00:47:50,243 一點都不冷硬 629 00:47:50,326 --> 00:47:52,203 聽我說 630 00:47:52,287 --> 00:47:54,539 還來?被掐住了 631 00:47:54,622 --> 00:47:57,125 鎖喉了!被你鎖喉了啦! 632 00:47:57,959 --> 00:47:59,002 喂 633 00:48:03,089 --> 00:48:05,508 -你是真的不記得了? -我家人在哪? 634 00:48:06,217 --> 00:48:07,552 不可原諒 635 00:48:09,762 --> 00:48:12,307 絕對要讓你回想起來 636 00:48:22,400 --> 00:48:24,902 葵大嫂、小花,你們沒事吧? 637 00:48:31,367 --> 00:48:33,202 看來他給我一支下下籤 638 00:48:35,079 --> 00:48:38,082 這種雜魚對我來說根本不夠看 639 00:48:41,628 --> 00:48:44,213 阿新,這個交給我吧 640 00:48:44,297 --> 00:48:49,135 來吧,老太婆 讓你見識一下太極拳的精髓 641 00:48:51,179 --> 00:48:55,266 哎呀,也有活蹦亂跳的嘛 642 00:48:55,975 --> 00:48:57,602 讓我興奮起來了 643 00:48:58,561 --> 00:48:59,687 拜託你了,小陸 644 00:49:01,272 --> 00:49:02,982 太極拳這種東西 645 00:49:04,192 --> 00:49:07,737 對殺手來說根本是玩扮家家酒 646 00:49:23,252 --> 00:49:25,004 太弱了,小女孩! 647 00:49:28,424 --> 00:49:31,969 別打擾我的快樂家庭時間,她們在哪裡? 648 00:49:32,053 --> 00:49:33,304 要是不告訴我… 649 00:50:00,331 --> 00:50:01,165 砰 650 00:50:05,420 --> 00:50:08,047 我好難過,坂本 651 00:50:21,769 --> 00:50:24,063 這就是這八年來的差距 652 00:50:24,647 --> 00:50:28,276 以前的你明明是個冷硬殺手 653 00:50:29,444 --> 00:50:30,820 那個傳說中的 654 00:50:31,529 --> 00:50:34,782 殺手坂本到底去哪裡了? 655 00:50:46,961 --> 00:50:48,004 沒用的 656 00:50:48,671 --> 00:50:50,173 我的超級球體炸彈 657 00:50:50,256 --> 00:50:51,924 也就是SBB 658 00:50:52,592 --> 00:50:54,969 還有火箭爆裂拳套 659 00:50:55,052 --> 00:50:56,596 RDP 660 00:50:57,138 --> 00:50:59,932 能應對來自各個距離和角度的攻擊 661 00:51:00,892 --> 00:51:03,144 你連這一點都忘了嗎? 662 00:51:08,357 --> 00:51:10,067 這幾個名稱聽起來 663 00:51:11,527 --> 00:51:12,570 都好土 664 00:51:16,824 --> 00:51:18,075 好土… 665 00:51:19,452 --> 00:51:20,703 是嗎? 666 00:51:24,499 --> 00:51:29,170 我曾經崇拜你! 667 00:51:31,255 --> 00:51:33,508 你總是完美達成各項任務 668 00:51:34,050 --> 00:51:36,052 女生還送巧克力給你 669 00:51:36,803 --> 00:51:41,516 我無法原諒你如今變得如此脆弱 670 00:51:42,683 --> 00:51:44,685 絕不原諒! 671 00:51:52,026 --> 00:51:54,362 現在的你就是個半調子 672 00:51:55,655 --> 00:51:57,824 連家人都保護不了 673 00:51:59,367 --> 00:52:01,869 只是個普通胖子罷了 674 00:52:12,713 --> 00:52:15,508 你在死前想起我是誰了吧? 675 00:52:18,636 --> 00:52:21,806 永別了,我的青春 676 00:52:35,486 --> 00:52:37,947 過氯酸鉀10克 677 00:52:38,030 --> 00:52:40,408 苦味酸4.8克 678 00:52:40,491 --> 00:52:42,159 季戊四醇四硝酸酯20克 679 00:52:42,869 --> 00:52:45,121 硝化乙二醇3.5克 680 00:52:50,668 --> 00:52:51,544 那是… 681 00:52:52,795 --> 00:52:54,839 那是我炸彈的配方 682 00:52:56,716 --> 00:52:57,717 你這傢伙… 683 00:52:59,844 --> 00:53:01,262 我想起來了,波以爾 684 00:53:12,273 --> 00:53:14,817 坂本! 685 00:53:15,776 --> 00:53:16,944 接下來 686 00:53:17,570 --> 00:53:19,196 我要拿出真本事了 687 00:53:31,584 --> 00:53:33,586 下壓踢! 688 00:53:36,464 --> 00:53:40,217 別讓我再看到你,小姑娘 689 00:53:49,018 --> 00:53:52,980 這個時代還在用下壓踢?有夠搞笑的 690 00:54:25,304 --> 00:54:28,474 天啊,站起來後天旋地轉 691 00:54:31,268 --> 00:54:33,771 你連站都站不穩了 692 00:54:57,128 --> 00:54:58,170 有酒味? 693 00:54:59,130 --> 00:55:00,423 是醉拳嗎? 694 00:55:11,642 --> 00:55:12,852 這下有意思了 695 00:55:13,978 --> 00:55:16,022 抱著殺我的決心放馬過來吧! 696 00:55:17,565 --> 00:55:18,566 殺你? 697 00:55:20,234 --> 00:55:22,862 我才不會殺你,因為這是我們家的家訓 698 00:55:23,654 --> 00:55:26,866 家訓?你在胡說八道什麼? 699 00:55:26,949 --> 00:55:29,076 家訓就是一個家的規矩 700 00:55:29,660 --> 00:55:32,496 我已經不是黑手黨老大的女兒了 701 00:55:32,580 --> 00:55:34,665 我是坂本家的一分子 702 00:55:35,541 --> 00:55:38,210 坂本一家是我的重要家人 703 00:55:40,755 --> 00:55:42,423 原來你以前是黑手黨 704 00:55:45,509 --> 00:55:48,220 你該不會是陸家的女兒吧? 705 00:55:49,805 --> 00:55:53,225 有聽說你逃走了,原來是在這裡 706 00:55:54,143 --> 00:55:55,186 這樣的話 707 00:55:56,020 --> 00:55:58,189 坂本家根本就是不相干的陌生人嘛 708 00:55:59,023 --> 00:56:01,275 還說什麼他們是家人? 709 00:56:01,942 --> 00:56:02,985 真蠢 710 00:56:05,529 --> 00:56:07,323 真蠢! 711 00:56:08,908 --> 00:56:10,159 你剛才說什麼? 712 00:56:12,078 --> 00:56:13,954 是店長把我從街上撿回來的! 713 00:56:32,807 --> 00:56:35,434 我說他們是家人就是家人! 714 00:56:42,650 --> 00:56:45,111 奇怪?我剛才在做什麼? 715 00:56:45,820 --> 00:56:48,114 你流血了,沒事吧? 716 00:56:48,197 --> 00:56:49,740 天啊,頭痛死了 717 00:56:49,824 --> 00:56:52,409 酒真是太可怕了 718 00:56:53,619 --> 00:56:54,787 你還好嗎? 719 00:56:55,287 --> 00:56:58,124 有人嗎?誰來幫幫忙! 720 00:56:58,833 --> 00:57:01,001 是誰把你打成這樣? 721 00:57:18,144 --> 00:57:19,019 砰 722 00:57:21,105 --> 00:57:22,148 不會吧? 723 00:57:42,501 --> 00:57:44,670 你都不當殺手了 724 00:57:46,255 --> 00:57:49,383 為什麼還是這麼強? 725 00:57:50,134 --> 00:57:53,012 我決定把這份力量用來保護最重要的人 726 00:57:54,972 --> 00:57:58,517 這就是我現在強大的原因,波以爾 727 00:58:01,854 --> 00:58:02,980 喂! 728 00:58:08,277 --> 00:58:10,529 景色很美吧? 729 00:58:14,200 --> 00:58:15,242 很美 730 00:58:16,660 --> 00:58:19,580 不過,你卻更加… 731 00:58:25,961 --> 00:58:27,713 這是怎樣啊? 732 00:58:32,718 --> 00:58:34,261 坂本… 733 00:58:36,805 --> 00:58:38,974 你果然真的是… 734 00:58:41,393 --> 00:58:42,770 最強… 735 00:58:45,272 --> 00:58:47,358 最冷硬的人 736 00:58:54,782 --> 00:58:56,408 遊樂園內禁止吸菸 737 00:59:12,383 --> 00:59:13,425 你醒了嗎? 738 00:59:14,927 --> 00:59:15,970 阿新? 739 00:59:17,179 --> 00:59:20,057 小花!小花 740 00:59:20,140 --> 00:59:21,809 醒一醒,小花! 741 00:59:24,687 --> 00:59:26,397 太好了 742 00:59:31,235 --> 00:59:33,404 那些殭屍呢? 743 00:59:34,029 --> 00:59:36,365 你們兩個都怕到昏過去了 744 00:59:36,448 --> 00:59:37,866 騙人 745 00:59:37,950 --> 00:59:40,244 討厭啦 746 00:59:44,039 --> 00:59:45,291 爸爸,你變瘦了 747 00:59:47,501 --> 00:59:48,544 太好了 748 00:59:51,380 --> 00:59:52,840 老公,你太誇張了 749 01:00:02,349 --> 01:00:05,144 小花,糖糖來了,我們去跟她拍照吧 750 01:00:05,227 --> 01:00:07,313 -好,我要去! -走吧! 751 01:00:27,249 --> 01:00:29,376 跪好,都給我跪好! 752 01:00:37,509 --> 01:00:39,553 所以呢?到底怎麼回事? 753 01:00:42,306 --> 01:00:43,557 那個,我可以回家… 754 01:00:43,640 --> 01:00:44,683 坐下 755 01:00:48,270 --> 01:00:49,355 就是呢… 756 01:00:50,898 --> 01:00:52,232 我… 757 01:00:54,902 --> 01:00:56,945 -被懸賞… -太小聲了! 758 01:01:00,032 --> 01:01:03,577 我被懸賞了啦! 759 01:01:05,704 --> 01:01:08,082 -有一堆殺手… -不是我 760 01:01:08,165 --> 01:01:10,459 已經… 761 01:01:10,542 --> 01:01:12,878 找上門來 762 01:01:12,961 --> 01:01:15,047 殺我了! 763 01:01:15,130 --> 01:01:19,176 別說了,你不該講這麼大聲 764 01:01:19,259 --> 01:01:23,889 -可是她說我太小聲啊 -不 765 01:01:23,972 --> 01:01:25,015 就算這樣… 766 01:01:25,099 --> 01:01:27,226 這麼重要的事情你為何不告訴我? 767 01:01:28,852 --> 01:01:32,689 大嫂,男人就是笨拙的生物 768 01:01:33,649 --> 01:01:34,691 這傢伙 769 01:01:35,651 --> 01:01:37,361 只是不想讓你們操心 770 01:01:38,070 --> 01:01:39,696 想讓你們在遊樂園玩個痛快… 771 01:01:39,780 --> 01:01:40,739 你閉嘴 772 01:01:40,823 --> 01:01:42,157 是 773 01:01:42,741 --> 01:01:43,742 他是哪位? 774 01:01:44,952 --> 01:01:45,953 我是波以爾 775 01:01:47,329 --> 01:01:48,747 職業殺手 776 01:01:50,624 --> 01:01:52,292 麻煩你 777 01:01:52,960 --> 01:01:54,962 不要殺我老公好嗎? 778 01:01:55,629 --> 01:01:57,005 好,對不起 779 01:01:59,383 --> 01:02:01,510 再說了,你真以為能瞞得住嗎? 780 01:02:02,010 --> 01:02:03,011 這… 781 01:02:03,887 --> 01:02:06,432 我不想你跟小花擔心 782 01:02:06,515 --> 01:02:09,184 你忘記了嗎? 783 01:02:09,268 --> 01:02:11,145 坂本家家訓第6條 784 01:02:11,228 --> 01:02:13,230 有事不可以隱瞞 785 01:02:15,023 --> 01:02:16,316 -對不起 -對不起 786 01:02:16,400 --> 01:02:17,401 對不起 787 01:02:17,901 --> 01:02:21,697 與其偷偷摸摸,不如光明正大做個了斷 788 01:02:22,531 --> 01:02:25,701 不然我們就離婚,明白嗎? 789 01:02:29,037 --> 01:02:30,080 -離婚? -離婚? 790 01:02:31,748 --> 01:02:32,833 那… 791 01:02:35,294 --> 01:02:38,088 大嫂,我覺得應該用不著離婚… 792 01:02:38,172 --> 01:02:40,090 你到底是哪位啊? 793 01:02:40,174 --> 01:02:42,759 你這個口氣… 794 01:02:43,385 --> 01:02:45,679 好,這件事情到此為止 795 01:02:50,476 --> 01:02:51,894 原來你太太 796 01:02:52,978 --> 01:02:55,689 才是最冷硬的那個 797 01:02:57,483 --> 01:02:58,650 坂本大哥 798 01:03:01,361 --> 01:03:02,446 坂本大哥? 799 01:03:03,322 --> 01:03:05,908 就算要做個了斷,具體該怎麼做? 800 01:03:07,326 --> 01:03:09,536 要讓人撤銷對我的懸賞 801 01:03:10,287 --> 01:03:11,747 就只有把委託人解決掉這條路可走了 802 01:03:12,873 --> 01:03:14,374 委託人是指? 803 01:03:14,958 --> 01:03:17,461 一個名叫逆轉會的殺手集團 804 01:03:19,004 --> 01:03:20,422 我把他們總部的地點告訴你們吧 805 01:03:21,507 --> 01:03:22,674 這樣好嗎,波以爾先生? 806 01:03:22,758 --> 01:03:23,926 當然 807 01:03:24,510 --> 01:03:26,803 我迷上你們這群冷硬的傢伙了 808 01:03:27,679 --> 01:03:28,764 特別是大嫂 809 01:03:29,389 --> 01:03:32,184 要拍了,擺好姿勢 810 01:03:35,729 --> 01:03:37,189 明天去會一會組織的老大吧 811 01:03:40,567 --> 01:03:43,820 射中好多獎品 812 01:03:43,904 --> 01:03:46,240 我連一發都沒打偏耶 813 01:03:48,700 --> 01:03:51,203 畢竟是我出馬,這是理所當然的 814 01:03:52,496 --> 01:03:53,789 對吧,嗶助? 815 01:03:54,414 --> 01:03:57,709 糖糖樂園的閉園時間到了 816 01:03:57,793 --> 01:04:01,171 都說已經閉園…什麼? 817 01:04:01,255 --> 01:04:02,589 什麼? 818 01:04:03,131 --> 01:04:04,633 坂本! 819 01:04:05,217 --> 01:04:06,552 坂本! 820 01:04:07,094 --> 01:04:14,059 坂本到底在哪裡? 821 01:04:20,107 --> 01:04:22,943 真是奇怪,完全聽不到人的聲音 822 01:04:30,450 --> 01:04:31,952 這裡就是老大的房間嗎? 823 01:04:49,928 --> 01:04:51,346 嗨,坂本 824 01:04:51,888 --> 01:04:53,348 南雲 825 01:04:54,891 --> 01:04:56,727 被你抓到了? 826 01:04:57,728 --> 01:04:58,937 你怎麼會在這裡? 827 01:05:00,147 --> 01:05:02,190 包括逆轉會的老大在內 828 01:05:02,274 --> 01:05:05,736 所有高層幹部,都被我們ORDER收拾掉了 829 01:05:11,366 --> 01:05:12,367 阿坂哥 830 01:05:13,076 --> 01:05:14,077 好久不見 831 01:05:14,911 --> 01:05:16,163 神神廻 832 01:05:17,581 --> 01:05:20,125 這傢伙是新加入的大佛 833 01:05:20,208 --> 01:05:21,376 好像大熊先生 834 01:05:21,460 --> 01:05:22,502 別說一些莫名其妙的話 835 01:05:23,587 --> 01:05:25,505 你說的ORDER是指? 836 01:05:26,089 --> 01:05:29,092 ORDER是殺聯直屬特務部隊 837 01:05:29,176 --> 01:05:31,261 是殺手界的頂尖戰力 838 01:05:31,803 --> 01:05:35,098 我們負責抹殺高危險殺手 839 01:05:35,182 --> 01:05:37,517 可說是維護殺手界秩序的集團 840 01:05:38,185 --> 01:05:41,688 順帶一提,坂本也是前ORDER成員 841 01:05:42,522 --> 01:05:43,732 明明就長得像隻熊 842 01:05:43,815 --> 01:05:45,776 就叫你別說那些莫名其妙的話 843 01:05:46,943 --> 01:05:50,739 既然被你們看見,只好請你們去死了 844 01:05:55,285 --> 01:05:56,662 好快 845 01:06:03,752 --> 01:06:06,838 開玩笑的啦,嚇了一跳吧?你看 846 01:06:07,839 --> 01:06:09,508 你在幹什麼啊? 847 01:06:10,175 --> 01:06:11,218 南雲 848 01:06:12,427 --> 01:06:15,389 這些傢伙,真的是你們幹掉的嗎? 849 01:06:17,015 --> 01:06:18,684 也是啦 850 01:06:18,767 --> 01:06:20,394 不愧是坂本 851 01:06:21,353 --> 01:06:22,354 其實 852 01:06:22,896 --> 01:06:26,358 我們到這裡的時候 現場就已經是這副景象了 853 01:06:26,441 --> 01:06:28,068 也就是說… 854 01:06:28,694 --> 01:06:31,905 最近殺手遇害事件頻繁發生 855 01:06:32,572 --> 01:06:33,865 而且是出自某個神祕人之手 856 01:06:35,492 --> 01:06:38,495 與殺聯關係深厚的組織共有30個 857 01:06:38,995 --> 01:06:41,665 這其中的專業殺手 858 01:06:41,748 --> 01:06:43,583 在短短幾天內就有百人以上慘遭殺害 859 01:06:44,793 --> 01:06:48,213 百人以上?也就是四分之一的職業殺手 860 01:06:50,632 --> 01:06:53,719 這是留給殺聯的訊息 861 01:06:54,511 --> 01:06:56,096 不對,應該是挑戰書 862 01:06:56,179 --> 01:06:58,306 這可不是鬧著玩的 863 01:06:59,683 --> 01:07:02,602 我們已經不是殺手了,這跟我們沒關係 864 01:07:05,689 --> 01:07:07,357 是這樣嗎? 865 01:07:09,609 --> 01:07:12,446 殺手遇害 866 01:07:12,529 --> 01:07:15,198 以及坂本被人懸賞這兩件事情 867 01:07:15,741 --> 01:07:17,367 發生在同一時期 868 01:07:18,785 --> 01:07:21,580 所以逆轉會也是受害者 869 01:07:22,122 --> 01:07:23,707 就是這麼一回事 870 01:07:24,666 --> 01:07:26,668 這些謀殺案背後有幕後黑手 871 01:07:27,377 --> 01:07:28,628 怎麼會? 872 01:07:29,171 --> 01:07:30,547 而且幕後黑手 873 01:07:30,630 --> 01:07:33,884 每次都會在現場留下一個X 874 01:07:34,426 --> 01:07:36,636 我們都叫他Slur 875 01:07:55,363 --> 01:07:57,699 你不覺得超能力研究 876 01:07:58,366 --> 01:08:00,410 實在太美妙了嗎? 877 01:08:12,464 --> 01:08:14,758 完…完成了 878 01:08:16,927 --> 01:08:18,845 非常感謝 879 01:08:20,430 --> 01:08:24,851 這樣一來 我也脫胎換骨,成為最強改造人了 880 01:08:24,935 --> 01:08:29,689 是的,你全身有七成是由武器構成 881 01:08:32,943 --> 01:08:36,988 我們正在追求更加革新的殺人工具 882 01:08:38,156 --> 01:08:42,035 請務必將各位的頭腦借給我們使用 883 01:08:45,789 --> 01:08:46,873 那麼 884 01:08:48,750 --> 01:08:50,335 傳說中的藥 885 01:08:54,172 --> 01:08:55,257 在這裡 886 01:09:00,804 --> 01:09:04,432 這就是能讓普通人類變凶暴的東西吧? 887 01:09:05,475 --> 01:09:06,643 是的 888 01:09:08,436 --> 01:09:09,771 那麼 889 01:09:10,856 --> 01:09:14,067 我們就在這裡等著坂本上門吧 890 01:09:20,407 --> 01:09:22,242 -兒玉奈月 -有! 891 01:09:22,325 --> 01:09:23,410 (入學典禮) 892 01:09:24,369 --> 01:09:26,329 歡迎你 893 01:09:26,413 --> 01:09:27,956 -謝謝老師 -好 894 01:09:28,039 --> 01:09:30,041 (歡迎入學) 895 01:09:30,125 --> 01:09:32,168 坂本花 896 01:09:32,252 --> 01:09:33,628 -有! -好 897 01:09:39,551 --> 01:09:41,761 歡迎你 898 01:09:41,845 --> 01:09:43,138 謝謝老師 899 01:09:43,221 --> 01:09:44,222 好 900 01:09:45,390 --> 01:09:47,851 島岡裕太 901 01:09:48,518 --> 01:09:51,187 今天拜託阿新和小陸看店是對的 902 01:09:52,314 --> 01:09:54,149 小陸,你這傢伙排貨也排得太隨便了吧 903 01:09:54,232 --> 01:09:56,610 管他的,反正不管怎麼排 客人還不是會自己拿 904 01:09:56,693 --> 01:09:58,445 不好好排整齊的話,客人很難找到商品 905 01:09:58,528 --> 01:10:01,156 -尋找也是一種樂趣 -才怪,你這笨蛋 906 01:10:01,239 --> 01:10:03,700 -不好意思,結帳 -可以閉嘴嗎? 907 01:10:03,783 --> 01:10:06,328 -立刻把貨排好! -你不爽就自己去排啊! 908 01:10:06,411 --> 01:10:08,330 -我要買這個 -吵死了! 909 01:10:08,413 --> 01:10:13,960 -笨蛋…笨蛋 -笨蛋…笨蛋 910 01:10:14,044 --> 01:10:17,172 糖糖的雙肩書包,很可愛吧? 911 01:10:17,255 --> 01:10:18,632 真的好可愛 912 01:10:18,715 --> 01:10:20,842 糖糖真的很強! 913 01:10:20,926 --> 01:10:22,928 這個不是兔兔拳嗎? 914 01:10:23,011 --> 01:10:25,221 對啊,就像這樣 915 01:10:25,305 --> 01:10:27,599 兔兔拳! 916 01:10:28,433 --> 01:10:31,353 兔兔拳! 917 01:10:31,436 --> 01:10:32,729 過來一下 918 01:10:32,812 --> 01:10:35,065 -我們之前去了糖糖樂園 -來啊 919 01:10:35,148 --> 01:10:37,692 我瞞著小花,預約了驚喜蛋糕 920 01:10:37,776 --> 01:10:40,070 我這就去拿,你能帶小花一起回家嗎? 921 01:10:40,153 --> 01:10:41,780 -好的 -謝謝,那就拜託… 922 01:10:41,863 --> 01:10:45,533 鬼屋和雲霄飛車都超好玩的 923 01:10:45,617 --> 01:10:47,786 你飯糰進貨單也填得太隨便了! 924 01:10:47,869 --> 01:10:49,371 為什麼鮪魚美乃滋這麼多? 925 01:10:49,454 --> 01:10:53,166 鮪魚美乃滋很好吃! 世上有九成的人最喜歡鮪魚美乃滋 926 01:10:53,249 --> 01:10:54,793 我才沒聽說過那種事 927 01:10:54,876 --> 01:10:57,963 你才是,廁所地板給我拖得更乾淨一點 928 01:10:58,046 --> 01:10:59,923 我有拖乾淨! 929 01:11:00,006 --> 01:11:02,300 堅持一些小細節,跟小孩子一樣! 930 01:11:02,384 --> 01:11:06,638 你有話就直說,你的想法全被我聽見了 931 01:11:06,721 --> 01:11:09,808 隨便闖入別人心裡的你才有毛病吧 932 01:11:09,891 --> 01:11:11,226 你說什麼? 933 01:11:26,825 --> 01:11:29,327 有你在附近的感覺真的很噁心! 934 01:11:34,708 --> 01:11:36,251 那還真是抱歉了 935 01:11:41,256 --> 01:11:42,340 你要去哪裡? 936 01:11:43,133 --> 01:11:45,468 有我在附近不是很噁心嗎? 937 01:12:00,650 --> 01:12:02,527 我是不是說得有點太過分了? 938 01:12:04,195 --> 01:12:05,780 不好意思 939 01:12:08,950 --> 01:12:10,160 你們是誰啊? 940 01:12:10,243 --> 01:12:12,370 你是坂本葵吧? 941 01:12:13,163 --> 01:12:14,497 應該要問你們是哪位吧? 942 01:12:19,669 --> 01:12:20,879 是不是搞錯了? 943 01:12:24,716 --> 01:12:26,926 用濾鏡之後看起來就像這樣了 944 01:12:29,262 --> 01:12:30,346 真的耶 945 01:12:48,656 --> 01:12:49,824 小陸 946 01:12:52,118 --> 01:12:53,995 小陸,你在哪裡? 947 01:13:03,546 --> 01:13:06,216 (給坂本:你老婆在我們手上) 948 01:13:10,261 --> 01:13:11,387 我們回來了 949 01:13:12,180 --> 01:13:14,474 阿新,你看 950 01:13:20,188 --> 01:13:21,189 怎麼了嗎? 951 01:13:22,941 --> 01:13:25,443 坂本大哥,對不起 952 01:13:25,527 --> 01:13:29,322 我…我們該怎麼辦? 953 01:13:39,290 --> 01:13:40,333 我回來了! 954 01:13:40,416 --> 01:13:41,459 葵 955 01:13:45,130 --> 01:13:47,590 怎麼會這樣?出事了嗎? 956 01:13:50,593 --> 01:13:51,761 是小陸 957 01:13:53,805 --> 01:13:56,141 難不成他們把這兩個人搞錯了? 958 01:13:56,224 --> 01:13:57,684 小陸沒事吧? 959 01:13:57,767 --> 01:14:00,145 小陸失蹤了嗎? 960 01:14:01,146 --> 01:14:03,481 對不起,她被人綁… 961 01:14:03,565 --> 01:14:04,566 你過來 962 01:14:07,735 --> 01:14:08,862 你是笨蛋嗎? 963 01:14:12,532 --> 01:14:13,825 你是笨蛋嗎? 964 01:14:13,908 --> 01:14:14,993 笨… 965 01:14:15,910 --> 01:14:17,495 幹嘛告訴她們? 966 01:14:17,996 --> 01:14:21,958 坂本家家訓不是有事不可以隱瞞嗎? 967 01:14:22,041 --> 01:14:24,210 這只會讓葵和小花擔心 968 01:14:24,294 --> 01:14:26,337 你們兩個在嘀咕些什麼? 969 01:14:38,933 --> 01:14:40,643 她好像丟下店不管 970 01:14:40,727 --> 01:14:44,647 不知道跟誰跑到哪裡去了的樣子 971 01:14:46,733 --> 01:14:48,484 我們去把她找回來 972 01:14:49,569 --> 01:14:52,030 這樣啊,真是困擾呢 973 01:14:58,661 --> 01:15:01,998 怎麼樣?這說法夠絕吧? 974 01:15:02,916 --> 01:15:04,000 不像是在說謊 975 01:15:04,792 --> 01:15:06,419 對,你真厲害 976 01:15:09,255 --> 01:15:11,633 那我們走吧,阿新 977 01:15:11,716 --> 01:15:12,926 是 978 01:15:17,096 --> 01:15:18,181 你們兩個! 979 01:15:23,019 --> 01:15:25,563 晚餐前一定要回來 980 01:15:25,647 --> 01:15:28,816 我們要慶祝小花上小學的第一天 981 01:15:30,902 --> 01:15:32,111 -遵命 -遵命 982 01:15:43,998 --> 01:15:45,375 我受不了了 983 01:15:46,084 --> 01:15:48,211 又熱又臭 984 01:15:49,003 --> 01:15:50,797 勢羽,你也可以脫下來了 985 01:15:50,880 --> 01:15:51,881 真的嗎? 986 01:15:51,965 --> 01:15:53,758 是啊,裡面臭死了 987 01:15:53,841 --> 01:15:54,926 你知道嗎? 988 01:15:55,510 --> 01:15:58,680 這個開始聞起來像我老家的狗屋了 989 01:15:59,681 --> 01:16:03,935 但你真的不像有個上小學的女兒 990 01:16:04,018 --> 01:16:05,812 這是很差勁的偏見 991 01:16:07,105 --> 01:16:09,065 拜託,勢羽 992 01:16:09,148 --> 01:16:10,733 你在說什麼? 993 01:16:10,817 --> 01:16:14,195 看看她,仔細看看,你看 994 01:16:14,279 --> 01:16:16,072 別看她!看路啊 995 01:16:16,155 --> 01:16:18,366 我們在高速公路上,專心看路 996 01:16:18,449 --> 01:16:20,702 用感覺的就好 997 01:16:21,327 --> 01:16:23,663 她看起來好害怕 998 01:16:23,746 --> 01:16:26,082 該怎麼說呢? 999 01:16:26,165 --> 01:16:27,959 我只是想 1000 01:16:28,042 --> 01:16:32,839 和人質閒聊一下 來點“讓人質放輕鬆”的對話 1001 01:16:32,922 --> 01:16:35,425 就是這樣大家才會說 1002 01:16:35,508 --> 01:16:38,261 你有溝通障礙 1003 01:16:38,344 --> 01:16:39,178 抱歉 1004 01:16:39,971 --> 01:16:41,723 什麼?你居然道歉了? 1005 01:16:42,307 --> 01:16:44,684 剛才是很棒的溝通 1006 01:16:44,767 --> 01:16:47,437 總之,天氣真好 1007 01:16:48,146 --> 01:16:50,481 想就這樣去海邊嗎? 1008 01:16:51,107 --> 01:16:53,526 要放點海灘音樂嗎? 1009 01:16:55,695 --> 01:16:57,822 坂本大哥,她的GPS停下來了 1010 01:17:07,248 --> 01:17:08,249 停在哪裡? 1011 01:17:09,834 --> 01:17:12,170 怎麼會?這裡是… 1012 01:17:13,004 --> 01:17:15,089 -怎麼了? -那個… 1013 01:17:15,923 --> 01:17:18,801 朝倉研究所,又名研究所 1014 01:17:19,344 --> 01:17:21,179 那是我長大的地方 1015 01:17:23,556 --> 01:17:27,185 那間研究所一直研究 擴展人類大腦活動極限的方法 1016 01:17:27,935 --> 01:17:32,065 用白話說就是,他們在研究超能力 1017 01:17:32,148 --> 01:17:34,734 大叔,你的研究好玩嗎? 1018 01:17:35,318 --> 01:17:38,237 問這什麼蠢問題,沒有比這更好玩的事了 1019 01:17:38,946 --> 01:17:40,823 畢竟,以前從來沒有人做過 1020 01:17:41,449 --> 01:17:43,242 當第一人不是很酷嗎? 1021 01:17:44,327 --> 01:17:45,953 我沒有親人 1022 01:17:46,496 --> 01:17:49,916 所以研究所的負責人朝倉照顧了我 1023 01:17:57,840 --> 01:18:02,553 某天深夜,我不小心喝下了一種實驗藥物 1024 01:18:04,055 --> 01:18:06,307 你在做什麼? 1025 01:18:08,684 --> 01:18:09,685 你還好嗎? 1026 01:18:10,228 --> 01:18:11,521 阿新! 1027 01:18:17,235 --> 01:18:19,237 沒有變化 1028 01:18:20,446 --> 01:18:22,323 實驗失敗了嗎? 1029 01:18:24,283 --> 01:18:25,785 不,那不重要 1030 01:18:26,702 --> 01:18:28,830 我很高興他沒事 1031 01:18:31,290 --> 01:18:35,420 我一點都不好,那東西超級難喝的,大叔 1032 01:18:37,088 --> 01:18:40,216 我有把那句話說出來嗎? 1033 01:18:41,884 --> 01:18:43,594 我有一個重要宣布 1034 01:18:43,678 --> 01:18:47,890 阿新現在能讀懂別人的心思了! 1035 01:18:50,059 --> 01:18:51,394 研究成功了 1036 01:18:54,730 --> 01:18:56,232 你就是這樣變成超能力者的嗎? 1037 01:18:57,525 --> 01:18:59,735 對,只是… 1038 01:19:01,487 --> 01:19:03,448 你剛在想要喝咖啡,對吧? 1039 01:19:05,032 --> 01:19:06,033 謝謝 1040 01:19:07,243 --> 01:19:09,871 如果你背痛,去按摩一下會比較好 1041 01:19:11,747 --> 01:19:13,666 你說得對 1042 01:19:13,749 --> 01:19:17,003 想剪頭髮的話,就請一天假吧 1043 01:19:17,086 --> 01:19:19,380 我沒辦法請假的 1044 01:19:19,464 --> 01:19:22,508 如果你去問大叔,他會准假的 1045 01:19:23,801 --> 01:19:25,052 沒關係 1046 01:19:26,095 --> 01:19:27,513 什麼?你喜歡並木小姐? 1047 01:19:31,058 --> 01:19:33,644 我以為自己是在幫忙,但是… 1048 01:19:35,271 --> 01:19:38,107 和他在一起毫無隱私可言 1049 01:19:38,733 --> 01:19:39,817 真可怕 1050 01:19:41,861 --> 01:19:43,821 真是個討厭的能力 1051 01:19:45,448 --> 01:19:47,283 在他身邊我根本無法放鬆 1052 01:19:48,034 --> 01:19:49,869 真毛骨悚然! 1053 01:19:54,499 --> 01:19:57,835 研究人員都覺得我很可怕 1054 01:19:57,919 --> 01:19:59,295 他們開始躲著我 1055 01:20:03,090 --> 01:20:05,426 我要停止關於超能力的研究 1056 01:20:06,928 --> 01:20:11,140 阿新,你等著 我會研發出把你恢復原狀的藥 1057 01:20:11,849 --> 01:20:14,101 我覺得這樣挺好的 1058 01:20:15,311 --> 01:20:19,106 你的研究終於成功了!你不開心嗎? 1059 01:20:22,318 --> 01:20:26,989 對不起,把你捲入了我毫無意義的研究中 1060 01:20:27,490 --> 01:20:29,825 你說毫無意義是什麼意思? 1061 01:20:30,451 --> 01:20:34,080 算了!大家都死氣沉沉的! 就連大叔也是! 1062 01:20:34,580 --> 01:20:35,581 阿新! 1063 01:20:36,249 --> 01:20:37,625 我討厭大叔! 1064 01:20:38,292 --> 01:20:39,418 阿新! 1065 01:20:41,504 --> 01:20:43,798 你隨時都可以讀取我的心思 1066 01:20:45,633 --> 01:20:47,468 這是只有你才具備的能力 1067 01:20:49,011 --> 01:20:50,429 坂本大哥 1068 01:20:51,597 --> 01:20:53,599 坂本家家訓第6條 1069 01:20:54,976 --> 01:20:56,727 有事不可以隱瞞 1070 01:20:59,647 --> 01:21:00,731 我們走吧 1071 01:21:00,815 --> 01:21:01,857 好 1072 01:21:09,991 --> 01:21:13,077 我們現在該怎麼辦,勢羽? 1073 01:21:13,160 --> 01:21:15,037 我們綁錯女人了 1074 01:21:15,121 --> 01:21:17,957 他們發現會殺掉我們的! 1075 01:21:18,040 --> 01:21:22,378 這個傢伙不行嗎? 我相信他一定會來把她救回去的 1076 01:21:22,461 --> 01:21:25,256 是嗎?那我想應該沒關係吧 1077 01:21:25,339 --> 01:21:26,966 其實,非常有關係! 1078 01:21:30,636 --> 01:21:33,973 今天真是超級漫長的一天 1079 01:21:34,056 --> 01:21:35,641 現在幾點了? 1080 01:21:35,725 --> 01:21:36,851 你覺得我們有加班費嗎? 1081 01:21:36,934 --> 01:21:38,519 當然沒有! 1082 01:21:39,061 --> 01:21:42,440 那隻瘋狂馴鹿才不會給 1083 01:21:42,523 --> 01:21:45,401 你們在嘀咕什麼? 1084 01:21:47,903 --> 01:21:51,866 他說:“那隻死馴鹿 一直強迫我們免費加班” 1085 01:21:53,200 --> 01:21:56,037 你要告訴他?全部說出來嗎,勢羽? 1086 01:21:56,120 --> 01:21:58,998 而且你是不是把我說得更壞了? 1087 01:21:59,081 --> 01:22:00,583 高御堂先生 1088 01:22:01,959 --> 01:22:03,252 把他處理掉 1089 01:22:03,336 --> 01:22:04,337 是 1090 01:22:04,420 --> 01:22:07,840 開玩笑的,求求你原諒我 真的是開玩笑而已! 1091 01:22:07,923 --> 01:22:09,800 -你! -快走 1092 01:22:09,884 --> 01:22:13,346 你不就是那個紅鼻子的傢伙嗎? 1093 01:22:13,429 --> 01:22:16,474 上司無能真是辛苦 1094 01:22:16,557 --> 01:22:17,892 有入侵者! 1095 01:22:21,270 --> 01:22:22,772 坂本 1096 01:22:23,481 --> 01:22:26,734 他已經到了?還帶了一個朋友 1097 01:22:27,360 --> 01:22:29,528 店長、阿新 1098 01:22:36,952 --> 01:22:38,621 真不愧是坂本 1099 01:22:39,497 --> 01:22:41,832 那就由你先上,勢羽先生 1100 01:22:43,751 --> 01:22:44,752 我嗎? 1101 01:22:50,216 --> 01:22:53,594 就靠你了,勢羽先生 1102 01:22:56,222 --> 01:22:58,474 那…我會加油的 1103 01:22:58,557 --> 01:23:02,395 我準備了注射過藥物的士兵 1104 01:23:10,778 --> 01:23:13,572 只要按下開關,他們就會開始暴走 1105 01:23:14,490 --> 01:23:15,741 真是厲害 1106 01:23:18,577 --> 01:23:21,747 這間研究所真棒 1107 01:23:22,998 --> 01:23:26,127 是殺死坂本的絕佳地點 1108 01:23:30,464 --> 01:23:33,634 研究所為了躲避 地下世界的耳目進行了偽裝 1109 01:23:33,718 --> 01:23:35,636 外表看來,它只是一間普通的博物館 1110 01:23:36,220 --> 01:23:37,471 我來過這裡 1111 01:23:38,180 --> 01:23:40,349 我跟葵和小花來過幾次 1112 01:23:40,891 --> 01:23:42,643 真的嗎? 1113 01:23:42,727 --> 01:23:44,937 不過,今天休館 1114 01:23:49,692 --> 01:23:52,361 研究所的入口應該就在前面 1115 01:24:04,039 --> 01:24:07,042 偵測到入侵者,啟動系統 1116 01:24:08,335 --> 01:24:10,588 這是我第一次和恐龍戰鬥 1117 01:24:12,339 --> 01:24:13,549 開始排除 1118 01:24:18,888 --> 01:24:20,598 會動的恐龍… 1119 01:24:21,182 --> 01:24:22,808 真想讓葵和小花看看 1120 01:24:23,309 --> 01:24:25,102 現在是說這種話的時候嗎? 1121 01:24:32,109 --> 01:24:34,236 那隻恐龍還真敏捷 1122 01:24:37,323 --> 01:24:38,324 那是… 1123 01:24:38,407 --> 01:24:41,243 坂本大哥,恐龍嘴巴裡有電子裝置 1124 01:24:41,327 --> 01:24:43,037 能把它破壞掉的話… 1125 01:24:43,120 --> 01:24:45,206 攻擊級別:最高 1126 01:24:45,790 --> 01:24:47,583 抱歉了,葵、小花 1127 01:25:08,187 --> 01:25:09,897 真強 1128 01:25:10,481 --> 01:25:12,733 恐龍還是不動的時候比較有神祕感 1129 01:25:13,818 --> 01:25:15,194 是嗎? 1130 01:25:16,570 --> 01:25:17,655 我們走吧 1131 01:25:17,738 --> 01:25:18,739 好 1132 01:25:37,091 --> 01:25:38,092 喂! 1133 01:25:39,510 --> 01:25:40,511 繼續工作 1134 01:25:42,137 --> 01:25:45,891 讓我睡一下,我已經三天沒睡了 1135 01:25:45,975 --> 01:25:49,311 什麼?別廢話了,快點工作 1136 01:25:50,771 --> 01:25:54,149 想讓我們放了你們,就再多做一滴出來! 1137 01:25:58,696 --> 01:26:00,990 並木小姐? 1138 01:26:02,533 --> 01:26:05,119 並木小姐!你還好嗎? 1139 01:26:06,745 --> 01:26:08,330 真麻煩 1140 01:26:09,874 --> 01:26:11,041 住手 1141 01:26:12,459 --> 01:26:17,047 我們不想做這種會造成世界浩劫的研究! 1142 01:26:19,091 --> 01:26:20,342 造成浩劫? 1143 01:26:21,343 --> 01:26:24,138 你是在褻瀆我們的組織嗎? 1144 01:26:26,807 --> 01:26:27,892 去死吧 1145 01:26:33,731 --> 01:26:36,984 把槍放下滾出去,否則他就沒命了 1146 01:26:53,083 --> 01:26:54,084 那是阿新嗎? 1147 01:26:54,168 --> 01:26:55,544 -不會吧 -阿新? 1148 01:26:55,628 --> 01:26:56,629 -是阿新 -真的是阿新 1149 01:26:56,712 --> 01:26:58,255 -阿新? -阿新 1150 01:26:58,339 --> 01:27:00,341 -阿新? -阿新 1151 01:27:00,424 --> 01:27:03,719 別誤會,這不代表我要回來 1152 01:27:05,846 --> 01:27:08,641 小陸應該在地下四樓 1153 01:27:08,724 --> 01:27:10,684 她大概被關在那裡的牢房 1154 01:27:12,436 --> 01:27:15,522 阿新,你去吧,她就交給你了 1155 01:27:16,941 --> 01:27:17,983 那你呢? 1156 01:27:20,527 --> 01:27:21,862 我有點事要處理 1157 01:27:31,288 --> 01:27:33,832 我按下了讓所有士兵暴走的開關 1158 01:27:33,916 --> 01:27:37,544 卻沒有生命跡象反應,這是為什麼? 1159 01:27:37,628 --> 01:27:40,047 那種藥物肯定有效果才對 1160 01:27:46,804 --> 01:27:48,681 原來是這麼回事 1161 01:27:55,854 --> 01:27:59,692 看吧,不是跟你說了嗎,大佛? 1162 01:28:00,484 --> 01:28:03,237 我們釣到三條大魚了 1163 01:28:04,405 --> 01:28:06,782 我們選了個適合大鬧一場的好地方 1164 01:28:08,033 --> 01:28:09,451 馴鹿先生 1165 01:28:10,911 --> 01:28:12,371 ORDER 1166 01:28:13,205 --> 01:28:17,710 殺聯走狗來這裡做什麼? 看來你們需要多加訓練 1167 01:28:18,419 --> 01:28:21,005 別這麼生氣嘛 1168 01:28:22,589 --> 01:28:25,676 這裡簡直像個迷宮 1169 01:28:26,176 --> 01:28:27,511 我們迷路了 1170 01:28:28,303 --> 01:28:32,057 對付這些暴走的傢伙 我們可是費了一番功夫 1171 01:28:34,893 --> 01:28:38,397 那些是我為了暗殺坂本準備的士兵… 1172 01:28:39,106 --> 01:28:42,109 我們做了什麼壞事嗎? 1173 01:28:43,819 --> 01:28:45,362 抱歉,是我失禮了 1174 01:28:46,321 --> 01:28:49,241 請容我為你們帶路前往出口 1175 01:28:50,909 --> 01:28:52,995 但我有件事想問 1176 01:28:54,246 --> 01:28:56,081 X在這裡嗎? 1177 01:28:59,043 --> 01:29:02,129 如果我說在,你們打算怎麼做? 1178 01:29:03,672 --> 01:29:05,299 我想殺了他 1179 01:29:10,512 --> 01:29:12,347 馴鹿先生不是X嗎? 1180 01:29:14,641 --> 01:29:16,268 好吧 1181 01:29:16,935 --> 01:29:18,854 抱歉,但無論如何 1182 01:29:20,439 --> 01:29:21,940 我們都會殺了你們 1183 01:29:22,775 --> 01:29:26,320 我們會依照殺聯的規定 1184 01:29:26,403 --> 01:29:28,405 抹除不聽話的殺手 1185 01:29:30,157 --> 01:29:31,784 我不能允許這種事發生 1186 01:29:31,867 --> 01:29:34,119 我該怎麼說服你們離開呢? 1187 01:29:35,329 --> 01:29:38,373 在開始之前,讓我借用一下洗手間 1188 01:29:39,208 --> 01:29:43,170 老大,我可以殺了他嗎? 1189 01:29:43,253 --> 01:29:46,006 你靠太近了,而且塊頭太大 1190 01:29:46,090 --> 01:29:49,510 拜託了,鬼原先生、高御堂先生 1191 01:29:54,515 --> 01:29:58,227 你跟他們玩夠了嗎,神神廻先生? 1192 01:29:58,310 --> 01:29:59,770 大佛,等等 1193 01:30:08,070 --> 01:30:09,071 我不該動手嗎? 1194 01:30:09,154 --> 01:30:12,866 不是,我是想先躲開 因為你會弄得血肉橫飛 1195 01:30:13,450 --> 01:30:14,701 對不起 1196 01:30:14,785 --> 01:30:18,539 沒關係,我沒生氣 1197 01:30:20,624 --> 01:30:22,793 幸好我穿了便宜的衣服 1198 01:30:23,418 --> 01:30:26,547 可是你身上本來就有血了 1199 01:30:26,630 --> 01:30:29,341 你這樣會交不到朋友的 1200 01:30:32,010 --> 01:30:33,303 為什麼? 1201 01:30:36,056 --> 01:30:39,351 你們把人命當成什麼了? 1202 01:30:39,434 --> 01:30:41,854 他們做錯了什麼? 1203 01:30:44,857 --> 01:30:46,400 真可憐 1204 01:31:06,128 --> 01:31:10,757 不懂得生命可貴的人,沒有資格當殺手 1205 01:31:14,720 --> 01:31:16,805 我必須殺了你 1206 01:31:16,889 --> 01:31:20,184 他不也殺了很多人嗎? 1207 01:31:20,767 --> 01:31:25,439 他這種無視自己罪惡的人 真令人毛骨悚然 1208 01:31:26,064 --> 01:31:27,274 去死吧 1209 01:31:32,070 --> 01:31:35,824 我殺的每一個人 都是有目的,並且經過許可 1210 01:31:36,950 --> 01:31:38,202 是嗎? 1211 01:31:42,080 --> 01:31:43,916 好了,全解決了 1212 01:31:45,292 --> 01:31:47,377 神神廻先生,你還好嗎? 1213 01:31:47,878 --> 01:31:50,172 你是蠢蛋嗎?我這是在測試他 1214 01:31:50,839 --> 01:31:52,925 就像打棒球不會在第一球就揮棒,對吧? 1215 01:31:53,425 --> 01:31:55,928 真慶幸我們為了求好運去吃了炸豬排飯 1216 01:31:56,011 --> 01:31:58,639 我真是受夠了 1217 01:31:58,722 --> 01:32:00,307 你的迷信 1218 01:32:00,891 --> 01:32:02,351 等等,你們兩個 1219 01:32:12,486 --> 01:32:14,821 又怎麼了? 1220 01:32:22,871 --> 01:32:26,500 抱歉,我裝了人造脊椎 1221 01:33:08,292 --> 01:33:09,626 真不愧是ORDER 1222 01:33:10,294 --> 01:33:11,920 身手不錯嘛 1223 01:33:13,046 --> 01:33:16,591 然而,這種程度還不足以… 1224 01:33:21,513 --> 01:33:22,347 阿坂哥 1225 01:33:22,931 --> 01:33:24,057 神神廻 1226 01:33:25,058 --> 01:33:26,226 大熊先生 1227 01:33:27,060 --> 01:33:28,770 你在這裡做什麼? 1228 01:33:28,854 --> 01:33:29,896 處理一點小事 1229 01:33:29,980 --> 01:33:31,732 你才不會為了一點小事跑來這裡 1230 01:33:34,693 --> 01:33:35,902 坂本 1231 01:33:37,112 --> 01:33:38,739 傳說中的殺手 1232 01:33:40,490 --> 01:33:41,992 真不敢相信你竟然能走到這一步 1233 01:33:46,330 --> 01:33:48,707 我得趕快殺了你 1234 01:34:06,266 --> 01:34:09,102 再見啦,我們還有其他事要做 1235 01:34:09,186 --> 01:34:10,520 他就交給你處理了 1236 01:34:30,040 --> 01:34:32,751 這個傢伙是人類嗎? 1237 01:34:40,258 --> 01:34:43,512 把叫坂本的男人留在那裡沒關係嗎? 1238 01:34:44,179 --> 01:34:48,183 我們別無選擇 那隻馴鹿又不是我們真正的目標 1239 01:34:48,809 --> 01:34:50,227 大熊先生好可憐 1240 01:34:50,310 --> 01:34:55,440 說實話 那個像拼布一樣的傢伙還挺厲害的 1241 01:34:56,483 --> 01:34:58,693 對現在的阿坂哥來說,他可能有點難對付 1242 01:35:00,320 --> 01:35:01,363 但是… 1243 01:35:02,489 --> 01:35:06,159 我實在無法想像 1244 01:35:08,620 --> 01:35:09,830 他死掉的樣子 1245 01:35:20,757 --> 01:35:24,261 不快點到牢房的話 我就沒辦法趕回去吃晚餐了 1246 01:35:28,181 --> 01:35:29,307 你誰啊? 1247 01:35:29,391 --> 01:35:31,685 我這種小人物不配向你報上名號 1248 01:35:31,768 --> 01:35:33,145 別礙事,我在趕時間 1249 01:35:33,228 --> 01:35:37,566 我也是,我必須盡快殺了坂本 1250 01:35:38,400 --> 01:35:40,777 我不會讓你除掉他的 1251 01:35:40,861 --> 01:35:42,863 讓我幹掉他嘛 1252 01:35:42,946 --> 01:35:46,324 我聽說殺了坂本有獎金 1253 01:35:46,408 --> 01:35:47,617 你在說什麼啊? 1254 01:35:47,701 --> 01:35:50,787 我想在老去之前存到兩千萬 1255 01:35:53,331 --> 01:35:57,169 你要是無論如何都要殺掉坂本大哥 我來做你的對手 1256 01:36:33,413 --> 01:36:36,500 職業殺手果然很強 1257 01:36:52,015 --> 01:36:53,141 消失了 1258 01:36:54,559 --> 01:36:59,022 我不加班的,我要準時下班 1259 01:37:04,444 --> 01:37:08,657 可惡,就算能讀取他的心思 但我看不見他的攻擊軌跡 1260 01:37:24,214 --> 01:37:28,218 你一直躲來躲去的真窩囊 拜託快點讓我殺了你吧 1261 01:37:28,301 --> 01:37:32,389 這裡是我夥伴很重視的地方 你給我滾出去 1262 01:37:34,516 --> 01:37:36,810 我們著眼於大局 1263 01:37:38,311 --> 01:37:42,065 占領研究所的行動 必定將為殺手界帶來新曙光 1264 01:37:42,148 --> 01:37:44,568 而你所謂的夥伴 1265 01:37:44,651 --> 01:37:46,695 根本微不足道 1266 01:37:46,778 --> 01:37:48,071 我不懂 1267 01:37:49,197 --> 01:37:52,200 但不懂得善待身邊人們的傢伙 1268 01:37:52,284 --> 01:37:54,202 終究會一事無成 1269 01:37:54,286 --> 01:37:55,620 一副自以為是的態度 1270 01:37:57,872 --> 01:38:02,252 你口中的重要夥伴 應該已經被我的部下殺死了吧 1271 01:38:02,335 --> 01:38:03,420 不用擔心 1272 01:38:03,503 --> 01:38:06,590 我家店員沒你想像中那麼弱 1273 01:38:06,673 --> 01:38:09,301 動不動就頂嘴的人 1274 01:38:09,384 --> 01:38:11,595 就跟聖誕節一樣討厭 1275 01:38:11,678 --> 01:38:13,221 坂本太郎! 1276 01:38:13,305 --> 01:38:14,472 我也很討厭 1277 01:38:16,141 --> 01:38:18,852 像你這種話說個不停的人 1278 01:38:33,199 --> 01:38:34,993 就算是職業殺手 1279 01:38:35,076 --> 01:38:37,746 對上透明人也是毫無勝算 1280 01:38:50,842 --> 01:38:51,843 什麼啊? 1281 01:38:53,011 --> 01:38:55,805 難不成…是那位職業狙擊手嗎? 1282 01:38:59,142 --> 01:39:01,811 我是跟著坂本來的 1283 01:39:02,812 --> 01:39:07,025 透明人嗎?我沒辦法直接瞄準 1284 01:39:07,108 --> 01:39:09,194 既然又多了一個人 1285 01:39:09,736 --> 01:39:11,696 看來是不需要你了 1286 01:39:17,285 --> 01:39:20,330 很髒耶,竟然把血抹在我身上 1287 01:39:21,623 --> 01:39:23,208 這樣就不會打偏了吧 1288 01:39:24,125 --> 01:39:25,126 你說什麼? 1289 01:39:36,888 --> 01:39:40,975 世上原來有這麼有趣的人,對吧,嗶助? 1290 01:39:42,435 --> 01:39:45,313 是平助吧?來得正是時候 1291 01:39:47,649 --> 01:39:48,942 喂,你這個傢伙! 1292 01:39:49,776 --> 01:39:51,736 我是不介意救你一命啦 1293 01:39:52,862 --> 01:39:54,114 他是笨蛋嗎? 1294 01:39:54,781 --> 01:39:56,491 你暴露自己的位置了啦 1295 01:39:57,075 --> 01:40:01,454 原來是喜歡引人注目的狙擊手 知道他的位置就不用怕了 1296 01:40:01,538 --> 01:40:05,375 你待在那裡不動真的沒問題嗎? 1297 01:40:09,379 --> 01:40:10,380 跳彈? 1298 01:40:10,463 --> 01:40:12,340 真厲害 1299 01:40:14,008 --> 01:40:15,802 你這樣躲起來 1300 01:40:15,885 --> 01:40:19,097 就跟站在我面前一樣 1301 01:40:19,180 --> 01:40:20,265 嘖 1302 01:40:23,601 --> 01:40:26,020 可惡,他又要隱身了 1303 01:40:27,021 --> 01:40:31,401 你就算隱身我還是能聽聲辨位 你是逃不了的! 1304 01:40:33,611 --> 01:40:35,029 別想逃! 1305 01:40:45,582 --> 01:40:47,584 幹嘛啦?你真的很堅持耶 1306 01:40:47,667 --> 01:40:50,420 可惜啊,我能讀取你的想法 1307 01:40:54,591 --> 01:40:56,468 快點讓開,金髮男! 1308 01:40:57,135 --> 01:40:59,220 你在射程裡啦! 1309 01:41:05,727 --> 01:41:06,936 可惡 1310 01:41:07,979 --> 01:41:08,980 再見 1311 01:41:17,113 --> 01:41:18,114 跑去哪裡了? 1312 01:41:20,492 --> 01:41:24,078 我看得見你喔,我隨時都能開槍 1313 01:41:27,290 --> 01:41:28,917 剛才那是怎樣? 1314 01:41:39,260 --> 01:41:41,513 你以為那是我的超能力嗎? 1315 01:41:42,138 --> 01:41:45,642 是這套衣服讓一切變透明 1316 01:41:53,650 --> 01:41:55,735 又是跳彈嗎? 1317 01:41:55,819 --> 01:41:58,112 可惡,一隻手被你廢掉了 1318 01:41:59,030 --> 01:42:01,241 再不投降,接下來就是你的腦袋! 1319 01:42:03,034 --> 01:42:04,619 平助,你快跑! 1320 01:42:04,702 --> 01:42:05,703 開玩笑的 1321 01:42:11,167 --> 01:42:14,712 你讓一隻手變透明? 1322 01:42:15,255 --> 01:42:16,256 平助! 1323 01:42:18,550 --> 01:42:21,094 三流殺手還是滾回家去吧 1324 01:42:29,185 --> 01:42:32,689 可惡,要是能解決透明化的問題… 1325 01:42:33,815 --> 01:42:36,109 我才不是三流殺手 1326 01:42:38,152 --> 01:42:40,446 我是一流的狙擊手 1327 01:42:44,284 --> 01:42:46,160 我知道,嗶助 1328 01:42:47,078 --> 01:42:48,955 就交給我吧 1329 01:43:16,900 --> 01:43:20,987 真可惜,不過以亂槍打鳥來說… 1330 01:43:24,657 --> 01:43:25,825 什麼東西? 1331 01:43:35,168 --> 01:43:36,711 接下來就交給你了 1332 01:43:39,589 --> 01:43:41,674 只要看得見他,我就贏定了 1333 01:43:50,475 --> 01:43:54,020 就跟你說了,我絕不會讓你殺死坂本 1334 01:43:57,190 --> 01:43:59,400 爆炸?小陸! 1335 01:43:59,984 --> 01:44:01,069 媽的 1336 01:44:01,736 --> 01:44:02,987 我動不了 1337 01:44:03,988 --> 01:44:06,282 我真的受夠加班了 1338 01:44:10,578 --> 01:44:11,704 對了,要去醫院才行 1339 01:44:17,377 --> 01:44:18,753 看來開始了 1340 01:44:20,964 --> 01:44:24,008 萬一被ORDER發現 1341 01:44:24,092 --> 01:44:26,803 整棟研究所就會直接炸毀 1342 01:44:27,595 --> 01:44:32,642 不能讓殺聯偷走我們的暗殺武器 1343 01:44:34,560 --> 01:44:37,522 大約再20分鐘,這棟研究所就會崩塌 1344 01:44:37,605 --> 01:44:38,606 20分鐘? 1345 01:44:40,274 --> 01:44:41,818 10分鐘就綽綽有餘了 1346 01:44:43,403 --> 01:44:45,196 研究所毀掉後… 1347 01:44:53,663 --> 01:44:54,664 喂? 1348 01:44:54,747 --> 01:44:56,416 在這種情況下接電話? 1349 01:44:56,499 --> 01:44:59,752 喂?你找到小陸了嗎? 1350 01:44:59,836 --> 01:45:01,629 對,我找到她了 1351 01:45:01,713 --> 01:45:03,673 那你會回家吃晚飯了 1352 01:45:08,553 --> 01:45:09,554 這… 1353 01:45:10,847 --> 01:45:13,933 我可能…沒辦法… 1354 01:45:14,017 --> 01:45:16,686 你在開玩笑吧?怎麼可能 1355 01:45:16,769 --> 01:45:18,187 跟我道歉 1356 01:45:18,771 --> 01:45:21,065 你這混蛋,竟然在我面前… 1357 01:45:21,149 --> 01:45:24,610 等等,等一下,等我一下 1358 01:45:24,694 --> 01:45:27,071 等一下下就好 1359 01:45:28,573 --> 01:45:29,574 好 1360 01:45:30,533 --> 01:45:32,660 -抱歉,剛才講到哪裡? -跟我道歉 1361 01:45:34,871 --> 01:45:36,205 對不起 1362 01:45:36,289 --> 01:45:37,874 太小聲了 1363 01:45:39,667 --> 01:45:41,544 對不起! 1364 01:45:42,962 --> 01:45:44,172 你到底在幹嘛啊? 1365 01:45:46,215 --> 01:45:48,301 我要上囉 1366 01:45:48,968 --> 01:45:52,221 -你幹嘛? -怎樣啦? 1367 01:45:52,305 --> 01:45:53,389 住手 1368 01:45:53,473 --> 01:45:54,432 我叫你等一下 1369 01:45:54,515 --> 01:45:56,601 -是怎樣? -現在時機不對 1370 01:45:56,684 --> 01:45:57,769 -時機不對 -對,時機不對 1371 01:45:57,852 --> 01:45:59,520 -什麼叫時機不對? -怎樣啦? 1372 01:46:01,522 --> 01:46:02,940 你在幹嘛啦? 1373 01:46:03,024 --> 01:46:06,569 -等等,你先閉嘴 -你在跟誰說話? 1374 01:46:07,612 --> 01:46:09,030 住手,先等等 1375 01:46:09,113 --> 01:46:11,032 -她會聽見你的聲音啦! -她是什麼人? 1376 01:46:11,115 --> 01:46:13,326 她會聽見你的聲音 1377 01:46:13,409 --> 01:46:14,994 -誰啊? -等一下就對了 1378 01:46:15,495 --> 01:46:17,371 -他現在很忙… -喂! 1379 01:46:17,955 --> 01:46:19,373 要是她聽見你的聲音我就完蛋了 1380 01:46:21,667 --> 01:46:23,461 抱歉,你剛才說什麼? 1381 01:46:23,544 --> 01:46:28,216 你要在小花睡覺前到家 我們要一起吃蛋糕 1382 01:46:28,299 --> 01:46:30,885 好的,我知道了 1383 01:46:31,469 --> 01:46:34,972 好,再見,晚點再打給你,掰掰 1384 01:46:35,056 --> 01:46:36,099 是誰啊? 1385 01:46:41,646 --> 01:46:44,232 好,我5分鐘就結束 1386 01:46:44,315 --> 01:46:45,983 態度轉變倒是挺快的 1387 01:46:49,320 --> 01:46:52,949 我身體有這麼多武器 你能輕鬆把我解決掉嗎? 1388 01:46:56,744 --> 01:46:58,246 我也有武器 1389 01:46:58,329 --> 01:46:59,622 (半價優惠) 1390 01:46:59,705 --> 01:47:02,125 還真是優秀的武器啊 1391 01:47:02,667 --> 01:47:04,710 請你別再開玩笑了 1392 01:47:13,553 --> 01:47:14,720 什麼都看不見 1393 01:47:23,604 --> 01:47:26,482 仰賴武器證明你就是三流的 1394 01:47:32,446 --> 01:47:36,784 連三流殺手都打不過的話 你豈不是五流的? 1395 01:47:45,459 --> 01:47:46,711 真無聊 1396 01:47:47,670 --> 01:47:49,380 我喜歡負責看守,什麼事情都不用做 1397 01:48:03,060 --> 01:48:04,145 阿新! 1398 01:48:08,900 --> 01:48:09,984 沒事吧? 1399 01:48:14,280 --> 01:48:18,409 阿新!我不該跟你說那些過分的話 1400 01:48:20,161 --> 01:48:23,539 都是我不好 1401 01:48:23,623 --> 01:48:25,041 我沒放在心上 1402 01:48:25,124 --> 01:48:28,294 我說有你在附近的感覺很噁心 1403 01:48:28,920 --> 01:48:30,671 那些話我早就聽習慣了 1404 01:48:30,755 --> 01:48:34,967 好,坂本家家訓第11條 1405 01:48:35,718 --> 01:48:39,138 -吵架後必須在24小時內和好 -吵架後必須在24小時內和好 1406 01:48:39,847 --> 01:48:41,057 沒錯 1407 01:48:41,599 --> 01:48:42,642 是阿新嗎? 1408 01:48:44,977 --> 01:48:45,978 誰啊? 1409 01:48:46,479 --> 01:48:47,772 還有人在裡面 1410 01:48:55,112 --> 01:48:56,322 大叔 1411 01:48:58,199 --> 01:49:00,117 好久不見了,阿新 1412 01:49:02,370 --> 01:49:05,957 你怎麼會被鍊在這裡? 1413 01:49:07,541 --> 01:49:09,543 還被打得滿身傷 1414 01:49:09,627 --> 01:49:11,212 因為我反抗他們 1415 01:49:11,963 --> 01:49:15,633 我跟他們說,我寧願死 1416 01:49:16,300 --> 01:49:18,261 也不願讓他們利用我的研究 1417 01:49:19,095 --> 01:49:20,137 果然是大叔的作風 1418 01:49:22,640 --> 01:49:24,058 這些日子你過得好嗎? 1419 01:49:25,935 --> 01:49:27,311 有沒有好好吃飯? 1420 01:49:28,229 --> 01:49:29,272 有 1421 01:49:30,022 --> 01:49:32,692 多虧了你,我過得很快樂 1422 01:49:34,443 --> 01:49:37,446 阿新,當年… 1423 01:49:39,615 --> 01:49:41,867 快一點,聽起來有什麼爆炸了 1424 01:49:41,951 --> 01:49:44,245 小陸,你帶大叔一起逃 1425 01:49:44,870 --> 01:49:47,331 不快一點的話就趕不上吃晚飯了 1426 01:49:48,082 --> 01:49:50,001 這樣葵大嫂會生氣的 1427 01:49:51,085 --> 01:49:52,086 是啊 1428 01:49:53,546 --> 01:49:54,547 等等,阿新 1429 01:49:55,464 --> 01:49:56,465 什麼事,大叔? 1430 01:49:57,049 --> 01:49:59,927 這是那些傢伙逼我做出的解藥,你拿著 1431 01:50:00,845 --> 01:50:02,013 好 1432 01:50:04,974 --> 01:50:06,017 謝謝 1433 01:50:07,977 --> 01:50:08,978 阿新! 1434 01:50:12,231 --> 01:50:13,274 站得起來嗎? 1435 01:50:17,028 --> 01:50:18,070 謝謝你 1436 01:50:45,348 --> 01:50:47,892 你是不死之身嗎? 1437 01:50:48,809 --> 01:50:51,228 就連我自己也不知道 1438 01:50:51,771 --> 01:50:53,356 怎樣才能殺得了我 1439 01:51:08,412 --> 01:51:09,413 不是啊 1440 01:51:10,581 --> 01:51:13,084 你怎麼有辦法用廣告單切掉鋼索? 1441 01:51:13,167 --> 01:51:15,169 你也有手指被紙割傷的經驗吧? 1442 01:51:15,252 --> 01:51:17,004 但那是手指 1443 01:51:17,088 --> 01:51:18,422 這可是鋼索 1444 01:51:18,506 --> 01:51:21,509 -以物理來說… -你真的很多話 1445 01:51:40,361 --> 01:51:41,862 地鐵嗎? 1446 01:51:50,371 --> 01:51:52,623 你真是優秀,坂本 1447 01:51:53,416 --> 01:51:57,336 在戰鬥中巧用身邊現有物品 1448 01:51:58,045 --> 01:52:00,714 你的存在就如同強力武器 1449 01:52:01,257 --> 01:52:03,843 正是所謂的終極殺手 1450 01:52:05,052 --> 01:52:06,929 你躲在哪裡呢? 1451 01:52:40,379 --> 01:52:42,131 太快了 1452 01:52:45,634 --> 01:52:48,762 對方是不死之身 我就不用擔心會把人殺死了 1453 01:52:55,936 --> 01:52:57,062 坂本 1454 01:52:58,147 --> 01:53:00,733 這才是你的真實形態嗎? 1455 01:53:02,651 --> 01:53:04,653 為了我們高尚的正義 1456 01:53:05,988 --> 01:53:08,616 必須消除一切阻礙 1457 01:53:15,748 --> 01:53:18,876 這裡是優先席,起來 1458 01:53:24,048 --> 01:53:25,090 請坐 1459 01:53:26,091 --> 01:53:28,260 非常感謝你 1460 01:53:45,903 --> 01:53:49,865 怎麼可能?我的身體完全跟不上他 1461 01:54:00,334 --> 01:54:01,710 別惹我! 1462 01:54:04,588 --> 01:54:05,714 往這裡 1463 01:54:09,885 --> 01:54:12,888 大叔,你認識阿新嗎? 1464 01:54:12,972 --> 01:54:14,056 是啊 1465 01:54:15,099 --> 01:54:17,268 他小的時候 1466 01:54:18,435 --> 01:54:19,937 我們兩個一起生活 1467 01:54:20,646 --> 01:54:21,772 只不過 1468 01:54:22,815 --> 01:54:24,066 發生了一些事情 1469 01:54:25,109 --> 01:54:26,777 我傷了那小子的心 1470 01:54:28,320 --> 01:54:31,156 阿新現在過得很幸福喔 1471 01:54:31,240 --> 01:54:32,533 跟我們這家人一起生活 1472 01:54:33,492 --> 01:54:34,660 家人嗎? 1473 01:54:36,704 --> 01:54:37,871 那真是太好了 1474 01:54:39,665 --> 01:54:42,668 那傢伙長好高了 1475 01:54:44,336 --> 01:54:48,090 只要你好好道歉,阿新肯定會原諒你 1476 01:54:49,383 --> 01:54:53,387 那句話是怎麼說的? “吵架後必須在24小時內和好”? 1477 01:55:19,705 --> 01:55:21,373 -等等!開門啊! -讓開! 1478 01:55:23,125 --> 01:55:25,836 現在我明白了,坂本,請你好好看仔細 1479 01:56:13,676 --> 01:56:17,221 所以傳說中的殺手無法對老百姓下手? 1480 01:56:17,930 --> 01:56:19,056 那麼 1481 01:56:19,807 --> 01:56:22,601 我就把你們一起送上西天吧 1482 01:56:35,364 --> 01:56:37,491 阿新,你怎麼知道? 1483 01:56:37,574 --> 01:56:38,992 我可是超能力者 1484 01:56:41,578 --> 01:56:42,871 你在做什麼? 1485 01:56:42,955 --> 01:56:45,207 是解藥,他們交給我來處理 1486 01:56:49,336 --> 01:56:50,504 知道了 1487 01:57:05,060 --> 01:57:08,439 是這樣嗎?這樣的話… 1488 01:57:23,787 --> 01:57:26,373 去死吧,坂本! 1489 01:57:29,084 --> 01:57:30,127 用拖鞋? 1490 01:57:34,590 --> 01:57:36,925 別靠近我,別過來 1491 01:57:37,968 --> 01:57:39,636 別過來! 1492 01:57:47,102 --> 01:57:48,937 你再怎麼做都是白費力氣 1493 01:57:55,986 --> 01:57:58,572 第一月台即將進站的列車,是開往千住… 1494 01:58:57,923 --> 01:59:00,133 成功逃出來了 1495 01:59:00,217 --> 01:59:01,426 謝謝你 1496 01:59:02,553 --> 01:59:03,929 店長、阿新 1497 01:59:04,638 --> 01:59:05,639 小陸,你沒事吧? 1498 01:59:06,932 --> 01:59:08,267 所長 1499 01:59:12,062 --> 01:59:14,064 所長,你沒事吧? 1500 01:59:14,147 --> 01:59:16,275 沒事,還活跳跳的呢 1501 01:59:18,026 --> 01:59:19,236 別太勉強了 1502 01:59:22,906 --> 01:59:25,742 阿新,你真的長大了呢 1503 01:59:26,994 --> 01:59:28,203 他平安無事真是太好了 1504 01:59:29,037 --> 01:59:30,497 謝謝你救了我們 1505 01:59:31,373 --> 01:59:32,624 阿新,謝謝你 1506 01:59:33,500 --> 01:59:36,336 阿新,你變成大帥哥了 1507 01:59:37,379 --> 01:59:39,965 謝謝你,阿新 1508 01:59:40,048 --> 01:59:42,301 -謝謝你! -你沒事吧? 1509 01:59:42,384 --> 01:59:43,594 阿新 1510 01:59:44,553 --> 01:59:46,430 -謝謝 -謝謝你,阿新 1511 01:59:46,513 --> 01:59:48,265 我全都聽到了啦 1512 01:59:50,267 --> 01:59:51,393 阿新 1513 01:59:53,437 --> 01:59:54,730 你真是交到了一群好朋友 1514 01:59:55,314 --> 01:59:57,774 店長,我真的好害怕 1515 01:59:59,735 --> 02:00:00,736 他們是你的家人嗎? 1516 02:00:01,737 --> 02:00:02,738 是的 1517 02:00:10,954 --> 02:00:12,664 大叔,研究所… 1518 02:00:12,748 --> 02:00:13,790 有什麼關係? 1519 02:00:14,541 --> 02:00:17,294 我們的研究資料全都在腦袋裡 1520 02:00:17,377 --> 02:00:18,629 對吧? 1521 02:00:22,257 --> 02:00:23,258 阿新 1522 02:00:25,594 --> 02:00:26,887 過去的事情我真的很抱歉 1523 02:00:30,766 --> 02:00:34,603 店長,我真的好害怕! 1524 02:00:34,686 --> 02:00:35,979 店長 1525 02:00:36,897 --> 02:00:38,398 店長 1526 02:00:38,482 --> 02:00:40,859 店長,我真的好害怕! 1527 02:00:40,943 --> 02:00:44,404 你的研究其實挺有用的 1528 02:00:46,156 --> 02:00:47,991 -真的嗎? -真的 1529 02:00:49,868 --> 02:00:52,871 謝謝你有健康長大 1530 02:01:15,394 --> 02:01:18,313 (沒有訊號) 1531 02:01:27,114 --> 02:01:30,951 還沒好嗎,神神廻先生? 我不想再砍瓦礫了 1532 02:01:31,743 --> 02:01:32,911 再等一下 1533 02:01:32,995 --> 02:01:37,332 阿坂哥把各處的監視器都毀了 1534 02:01:38,500 --> 02:01:40,544 現在什麼畫面都沒有 1535 02:01:40,627 --> 02:01:42,504 大熊先生真認真 1536 02:01:49,136 --> 02:01:50,262 終於找到他們了 1537 02:01:51,596 --> 02:01:54,266 在背後穿針引線的人就是這個傢伙 1538 02:01:56,560 --> 02:01:57,894 他就是X嗎? 1539 02:02:22,294 --> 02:02:24,087 好強的殺氣 1540 02:02:25,088 --> 02:02:27,841 終於逮到你的尾巴了 1541 02:02:27,924 --> 02:02:31,136 殺聯的敵人,真的很強呢 1542 02:02:33,430 --> 02:02:35,182 沒關係 1543 02:02:37,934 --> 02:02:40,103 是他們主動挑釁ORDER 1544 02:02:41,563 --> 02:02:43,148 這下子他們全部 1545 02:02:44,024 --> 02:02:45,358 都死定了 1546 02:03:03,502 --> 02:03:05,337 把愛捏進飯糰裡 1547 02:03:05,420 --> 02:03:06,505 捏進飯糰裡 1548 02:03:07,255 --> 02:03:08,632 大家都準時回來啦 1549 02:03:08,715 --> 02:03:10,425 真是太好了 1550 02:03:10,509 --> 02:03:13,553 糟糕,大家全都受傷了 1551 02:03:13,637 --> 02:03:14,846 是啊… 1552 02:03:14,930 --> 02:03:17,766 爸爸你看,我做了飯糰 1553 02:03:19,142 --> 02:03:21,061 你還沒洗手吧? 1554 02:03:21,144 --> 02:03:22,729 真是的 1555 02:03:25,107 --> 02:03:27,067 -他說很好吃 -好開心 1556 02:03:29,027 --> 02:03:30,278 (恭喜小花入學) 1557 02:03:30,362 --> 02:03:32,531 今天要慶祝小花升新年級 1558 02:03:33,156 --> 02:03:34,324 好棒喔! 1559 02:03:34,866 --> 02:03:36,284 是糖糖蛋糕 1560 02:03:36,368 --> 02:03:39,538 沒錯,好,大家開動吧! 1561 02:03:39,621 --> 02:03:41,665 -我要開動啦! -我要開動啦! 1562 02:04:09,484 --> 02:04:12,445 你復胖的速度還是這麼快 1563 02:04:13,321 --> 02:04:14,823 是嗎?謝謝你 1564 02:04:15,907 --> 02:04:17,617 我不是在誇獎你 1565 02:04:24,040 --> 02:04:26,960 坂本!去死吧! 1566 02:04:27,043 --> 02:04:29,629 十億日元我就收下啦! 1567 02:04:49,191 --> 02:04:51,818 為什麼不能有正常的客人上門? 1568 02:04:51,902 --> 02:04:54,571 又要打掃了,真的有夠麻煩 1569 02:04:59,284 --> 02:05:00,410 加油喔 1570 02:05:01,578 --> 02:05:03,580 等等,剛才是什麼聲音? 1571 02:05:06,249 --> 02:05:07,584 沒事 1572 02:05:14,299 --> 02:05:17,636 這不過是坂本家的日常 1573 02:05:30,440 --> 02:05:33,860 SHOOT,一擊命中 1574 02:05:33,944 --> 02:05:37,155 SHOOT,兩擊命中 1575 02:05:37,239 --> 02:05:40,617 SHOOT,開個玩笑 1576 02:05:40,700 --> 02:05:43,078 SHOOT 1577 02:05:44,913 --> 02:05:45,997 開始吧 1578 02:05:46,081 --> 02:05:47,874 漫無目標 1579 02:05:47,958 --> 02:05:50,543 無處可去的火焰,迸發著火花 1580 02:05:50,627 --> 02:05:53,088 令人窒息般,逐漸甦醒的悸動 1581 02:05:53,171 --> 02:05:56,258 無聲無息,如此順暢,在近乎冷酷 1582 02:05:56,341 --> 02:05:59,886 越漸濃烈的黑暗中尋覓著愛 1583 02:05:59,970 --> 02:06:02,514 彷彿要被吞噬般荒謬的困境 1584 02:06:02,597 --> 02:06:06,810 即便如此也要奮起的法則 1585 02:06:06,893 --> 02:06:08,520 我不想輸 1586 02:06:08,603 --> 02:06:11,064 現在無法戰鬥的傢伙 1587 02:06:11,147 --> 02:06:15,527 不會迎來變強的未來 1588 02:06:15,610 --> 02:06:16,861 爆燃之愛 1589 02:06:16,945 --> 02:06:19,906 我知道若推開那扇愛之門 1590 02:06:19,990 --> 02:06:23,702 就能死灰復燃,掀起革命 1591 02:06:23,785 --> 02:06:26,037 宛如幻影 1592 02:06:26,121 --> 02:06:29,666 連眨眼的時間都沒有 1593 02:06:29,749 --> 02:06:30,750 我們必須鎖定目標 1594 02:06:30,834 --> 02:06:33,211 親自刺下致命一擊,無人看見的甜美演出 1595 02:06:33,295 --> 02:06:34,129 我們必須鎖定目標 1596 02:06:34,212 --> 02:06:36,464 我看來全是慢動作,毫無預兆擊出! 1597 02:06:36,548 --> 02:06:37,382 我們必須鎖定目標 1598 02:06:37,465 --> 02:06:42,053 可以的話,就盡情哭泣或歡笑吧 1599 02:06:44,347 --> 02:06:45,682 BANG! 1600 02:06:47,767 --> 02:06:49,644 與交錯視線 1601 02:06:49,728 --> 02:06:52,188 和背叛狙擊手們 1602 02:06:52,272 --> 02:06:54,774 擦身而過的極致刺激 1603 02:06:54,858 --> 02:06:56,484 是虛張聲勢還是真相? 1604 02:06:56,568 --> 02:07:01,656 如此錯綜複雜的愛,連我也迷失其中 1605 02:07:01,740 --> 02:07:04,242 我能找回 1606 02:07:04,326 --> 02:07:08,538 那滿溢而出的瘋狂情感 1607 02:07:08,621 --> 02:07:10,081 我不想輸 1608 02:07:10,165 --> 02:07:12,792 誰都無法替我決定 1609 02:07:12,876 --> 02:07:17,380 最珍貴是何物 1610 02:07:17,464 --> 02:07:18,631 爆燃之愛 1611 02:07:18,715 --> 02:07:21,801 我知道若推開那扇愛之門 1612 02:07:21,885 --> 02:07:25,305 就能死灰復燃,掀起革命 1613 02:07:25,388 --> 02:07:27,682 宛如幻影 1614 02:07:27,766 --> 02:07:31,436 連眨眼的時間都沒有 1615 02:07:31,519 --> 02:07:32,520 我們必須鎖定目標 1616 02:07:32,604 --> 02:07:34,856 隨你挑選,我永遠會是最危險的那一個 1617 02:07:34,939 --> 02:07:35,899 我們必須鎖定目標 1618 02:07:35,982 --> 02:07:38,443 極速飛梭,活在旋風狂野的旋轉人生中 1619 02:07:38,526 --> 02:07:39,361 我們必須鎖定目標 1620 02:07:39,444 --> 02:07:42,322 我會傾盡全力,一切都將在我手中閃耀 1621 02:07:42,405 --> 02:07:43,531 黑暗面,光明面 1622 02:07:43,615 --> 02:07:46,534 心已動搖,但依然選擇這段愛 1623 02:07:48,620 --> 02:07:49,996 你的愛 1624 02:07:52,290 --> 02:07:55,627 對著心中快要熄滅的火苗 1625 02:07:55,710 --> 02:07:58,671 吹入你愛的氧氣 1626 02:07:58,755 --> 02:08:03,009 看吧?燃燒起來了 1627 02:08:03,635 --> 02:08:04,886 爆燃之愛 1628 02:08:04,969 --> 02:08:08,056 我知道若推開那扇愛之門 1629 02:08:08,139 --> 02:08:11,267 就無法阻止將一切席捲吞噬 1630 02:08:11,351 --> 02:08:12,227 立刻退下! 1631 02:08:12,310 --> 02:08:13,561 爆燃之愛 1632 02:08:13,645 --> 02:08:16,564 我知道若推開那扇愛之門 1633 02:08:16,648 --> 02:08:20,276 就能死灰復燃,掀起革命 1634 02:08:20,360 --> 02:08:22,695 宛如幻影 1635 02:08:22,779 --> 02:08:26,116 連眨眼的時間都沒有 1636 02:08:26,199 --> 02:08:27,826 來吧,就算閉上眼也不會失手 1637 02:08:27,909 --> 02:08:29,536 不再隱藏的情感,乘勢而行 1638 02:08:29,619 --> 02:08:33,998 扣下扳機很輕鬆,覺悟卻很沉重 貫徹到底就是我的美學 1639 02:08:34,082 --> 02:08:39,587 只要能與你一起盡情哭泣或歡笑就好 1640 02:08:42,632 --> 02:08:44,551 BANG!