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<i>(announcer): Live from
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<i>Another Cup with Liza Brown.</i>

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<i>And here she is!</i>

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(audience clapping)

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Welcome to Another Cup
with Liza Brown.

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(cheering and clapping)

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(Liza): Hi!

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(audience claps)

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(sighs) (Liza): Our guest host this week

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is none other than lifestyle
guru and author

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of Volume 1 through 12
of Joy to the World.

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(audience whoops)
Please welcome, Joy Edwards.

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(audience cheering and clapping)

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(Joy sighs)

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Great to have you, Joy.

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Oh, it's great to be here, Liza.

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You know not only write about
the perfect lifestyle,

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you live it. Are you a perfectionist?

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Absolutely not.

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As long as everything
is exactly as it should be,

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I'm totally flexible.

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(audience laughs)

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Speaking of perfect,
your country home, Goose Lane!

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(audience): Ooh!

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(Joy): Oh, it's almost too good to be true.

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(audience claps)

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(Joy laughs sheepishly)

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Unreal. Tell us about
Christmas at Goose Lane.

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Well, for me, the holidays
are all about family.

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I mean, we trim the tree,
we hang the stocking.

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And of course, those long,
romantic walks

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to the refrigerator. (Laughs)

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Your fans love you so much

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because we feel like we know
you and your family.

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Tori and Tommy, they're 8 and 13 now.

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Oh, where does the time? (Chuckles)

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Oh, your mom and dad. Will we
ever get to meet them all?

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Uh, well, not if I'm going
to continue selling books.

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No, they're as wonderful
as you would expect.

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But privacy is important to us.

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At least tell us your recipe
for a happy marriage.

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I'm not sure there's a recipe for that.

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But I will say to all the ladies out there...

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(woman whoops)

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No matter how long it takes,
pick the right guy.

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Find the one that ruins your
lipstick, not your mascara.

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(audience cheers and claps)

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You heard it form the source,
folks. She writes about it,

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she lives it. Now, let's see her cook it!

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(cheering)

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If you set the table
and put it on a nice plate,

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even bad food tastes better.

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(Liza): Girl, I'm going to
your house for Christmas.

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Well, I'll set an extra plate.

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If you're looking for
a last minute holiday gift,

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look no further than "Joy to the World:

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Christmas at Goose Lane".

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We'll be back with more Joy Edwards

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after these messages. Santa's watching,

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so be nice and stay tuned.

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(audience cheering)

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Oh.

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(crew): Reset the island, please.

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This is great. Your Insta is blowing up.

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- (scoffs)
- Is the week over yet?

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It's Monday, Joy.

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Yeah, I don't know how
I'm going to keep this up.

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Hey, are you kidding? You're a natural.

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Yeah, that's what scares me.

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Yeah, you know what scares
me? Plummeting sales.

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I meant what I said, Josh,
this is my last book.

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I need a life.

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Okay, Joy, sweetie,

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you have an SUV and a chauffeur
waiting in the freezing cold

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to drive you home. This is a life.

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(whispering): We need you
in a second here, okay?

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One second. I need a real life.

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Trust me, it's overrated.

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(man): Merry Christmas!

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(in British accent): Miss Edwards.

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Hey, that was a cute accent.

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(in normal voice): Thank you.

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Thought I would spice things up a bit.

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Caught the show. You were
brilliant as always.

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Oh, really? I was so nervous.

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Although you did steal my line about

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romantic walks to the fridge.

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Sorry.

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It's all good. I'll let you slide.

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Besides, now I can tell my
patrons I've been quoted on TV.

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Um, a food show.

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(in British accent):
I'll leave that point out.

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(in normal voice): So, drive-thru?

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Spicy burritos and iceberg shakes.

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- Ice fire sauce?
- Chili fries.

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(upbeat festive music)

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♪ I had a dream last night ♪

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♪ You were by my side ♪

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♪ At that special time of year ♪

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♪ I woke up to the snow ♪

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♪ Merry songs on the radio ♪

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♪ I turn around and there
you were, my dear ♪

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♪ And now that I'm here with you ♪

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♪ I know... ♪♪♪

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Thank you for doing this.
It's so embarrassing.

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(Max): Hey, come on, who hasn't
used as a fake chauffeur

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now and then? (Scoffs)

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Well, tomorrow, I'm taking an Uber.

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Yeah, Uber my dead body.

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(Joy laughs)

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Hey, come on, it's the least I can do.

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You've been letting me crash
in your guest house

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since Thanksgiving.

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You know you can stay here
as long as you like.

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Well, thank you, but like I said,

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I'll be outta your hair before the holidays.

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Holidays? What holidays?

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- (phone ringing)
- Oh, hold on.

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(sighs)

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(silences call)

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Ooh, Redhead. That's new for you.

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Yeah, she works at the bakery.

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I went in for coffee a few
times. I was... cordial.

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- You know me.
- Huh. You are a cordial guy.

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Well, I think she misread my cordiality.

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Ha. Just another person
who finds you irresistible.

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No, it's just you.

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Pfft! Ha!

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Come on, you named your
fake husband after me.

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It was another Max.

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- What other Max? What, Mad Max?
- No.

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- Max Mercury?
- No.

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- Max Schmeling?
- Who's Max Schmeling?

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Heavyweight champion
of the world, 1930.

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Uh, it was another Max.

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Yeah.

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(Max): You had your chance.

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You remember that bad diner you
used to work at?

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I remember you pretending
to like the food.

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Yeah, it took me four bowls of that stew

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to work up the courage to ask you out.

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You gave me heartburn
and a broken heart.

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I did not break your heart.

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How do you know?

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Y-you had a string of girls
waiting in the wings.

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Just like always.

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Yeah, but think of all the bad dates

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you would have spared me
if you hadn't decided

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that we were just better off as friends.

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So, the bad dates are my fault now?

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Yeah.

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Well, we are still friends.

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Well, a Goose Lane friendship,

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Volume 17.

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(snickers) See you in the morning.

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Yup.

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(Joy): Max von Sydow.

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The old priest in The Exorcist.

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(wistful music playing)

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(Joy sighs)

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(rustling)

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Well, we tried.

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(microwave beeps)

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Ow, ow, ow, ow.

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(selection arrow beeping)

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(slurps drink)

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(birds chirping)

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(footsteps approach)

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(vacuum whirs loudly)

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Oh, Marta! How many times
are you gonna do that?

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(laughing): Never gets old.

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And why do I bother making your bed

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when you sleep down here every night?

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It's not every night,
and I make my own bed.

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Ha! It is, according to my count.

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- Oh, well, stop counting.
- And vacuuming.

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In fact, just take the day off!

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You gave me the day off
yesterday and you

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have a show tomorrow.

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Oh.

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Did you make coffee?

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It's your turn. And not so strong.

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Aren't you gonna ask
me if I saw the show?

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Because I did.

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Dodged another bullet, if you ask me.

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Which I'm not.

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You could solve all your problems

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by putting a stop to this.

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Which I plan to, after Christmas.

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(Marta): You said that last Christmas.

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Look, Mr. Merriman's
really counting on this book.

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(Marta): You said that
last Christmas, too.

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Keep this up, you'll be alone
for the rest of your life.

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I'm not alone, I have you.

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And Mr. Handsome out there
in the guest house.

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He's a friend, Marta.

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Then what's he still doing here?

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- I don't know.
- His loft has water damage.

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Whatever you say.

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And don't wear that
red lipstick on camera.

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It's not your color.

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(lights click on)

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You need a little Christmas in this place.

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(doorbell chimes)

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Oh, hey Sabrina.

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Hi, Joy. Just delivering
the wrapping paper you ordered,

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14 rolls.

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Wow, I thought I ordered two?

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Not according to my records.

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That's $146 including tax.
PayPal, Venmo or Zelle?

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(hesitates)

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Come on in. Wait, aren't you
supposed to be at school?

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(Sabrina): It's winter break.

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Right. Okay, so you said 140?

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146, including tax.

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Right.

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My parents are spending the holidays

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with some very important
clients in Aspen.

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Oh. Are they leaving you guys alone?

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- No, our nanny's here.
- She lets us do whatever we want.

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Oh, and I have a new Christmas demo.

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I really hit the high notes this
year. I'll airdrop you.

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Okay, great. I can't wait to hear it.

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Hmm, aggressive.

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Oh, yeah. She tried to sell
me a $30 glass of lemonade

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- last summer.
- Hmm.

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(man shouting, large
clattering in distance)

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- (groans)
- What now?

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You know.

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Oh, come on! You knocked
over my reindeer.

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Watch this, dude.

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No. What did I tell you about
skateboarding in my yard, Henry?

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- I don't go by Henry anymore.
- It's "Hawk" now.

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Oh. Okay, Hawk, well fly off

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or I'm going to call your parents.

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No you're not. You said that last time.

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Uh, could you help me with
the reindeer, maybe?

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Flying away, like you told me to.

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Come on.

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(gentle music)

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- (knock on door)
- It's open.

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Morning!

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Good morning.

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Oh, Max, I love it!

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Notice the gooses?

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I think it's "geeses".

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Well, these geeses are going
above your fireplace.

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Oh, come on, I couldn't.

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Well, consider it an early
Christmas present.

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Thank you.

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(phone ringing)

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(scoffs)

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I gotta find a new bakery.

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00:13:24,726 --> 00:13:27,999
Wouldn't it be just more
cordial to message her back?

258
00:13:28,067 --> 00:13:29,469
I have.

259
00:13:29,536 --> 00:13:32,275
I just wanted a cup of coffee.
And it wasn't even coffee,

260
00:13:32,342 --> 00:13:34,379
it was decaf. (Joy chuckles)

261
00:13:34,446 --> 00:13:35,982
Anyway, you ready to roll?

262
00:13:36,049 --> 00:13:39,789
(gasps) Hey, you heard from
the Frankie Vinny Gallery.

263
00:13:39,856 --> 00:13:41,426
Standard form rejection letter.

264
00:13:41,493 --> 00:13:44,633
Aw, I'm sorry. It's their loss.

265
00:13:44,699 --> 00:13:46,069
Pretty sure it's mine.

266
00:13:46,136 --> 00:13:48,374
They're the second best
gallery in the city.

267
00:13:48,440 --> 00:13:51,112
Yeah, but you're not gonna
settle for second.

268
00:13:51,179 --> 00:13:52,916
You're gonna get the best.

269
00:13:52,983 --> 00:13:54,118
Whoa.

270
00:13:54,185 --> 00:13:56,056
All right.

271
00:13:59,896 --> 00:14:01,132
The best, huh?

272
00:14:06,443 --> 00:14:08,447
Good morning, Freddie.

273
00:14:08,514 --> 00:14:10,451
Good morning, Joy.

274
00:14:10,517 --> 00:14:13,457
Just some bills. I'm sorry.

275
00:14:13,524 --> 00:14:16,363
I'm uh, I'm glad I caught
you before the holidays.

276
00:14:16,429 --> 00:14:17,965
Ooh.

277
00:14:19,903 --> 00:14:22,709
Oh wow, a cup of coffee for me?

278
00:14:22,776 --> 00:14:25,281
- Yes, for you.
- Oh, wow.

279
00:14:25,347 --> 00:14:27,218
(Joy chuckles happily)

280
00:14:28,487 --> 00:14:31,793
And... for you, dear sir.

281
00:14:31,860 --> 00:14:33,697
Oh, Joy.

282
00:14:35,801 --> 00:14:36,970
Thank you.

283
00:14:37,037 --> 00:14:38,273
You're welcome.

284
00:14:38,340 --> 00:14:39,442
Big plans for Christmas?

285
00:14:39,509 --> 00:14:42,482
Uh no, the usual.

286
00:14:42,549 --> 00:14:45,120
You having um, dinner with your son?

287
00:14:45,187 --> 00:14:47,225
I'm by myself this year.

288
00:14:47,292 --> 00:14:51,266
He took a job in California, 94123.

289
00:14:51,333 --> 00:14:53,770
Ah. (Chuckles)

290
00:14:54,406 --> 00:14:55,742
Thanks for this.

291
00:14:55,808 --> 00:14:58,547
- You deserve it.
- Okay.

292
00:15:02,555 --> 00:15:04,659
See ya.

293
00:15:08,233 --> 00:15:11,673
(gentle music playing)

294
00:15:14,412 --> 00:15:16,249
(rustling)

295
00:15:16,316 --> 00:15:17,752
(snipping)

296
00:15:49,249 --> 00:15:50,751
(audience clapping)

297
00:15:50,818 --> 00:15:53,090
(Joy): Above all, cooking should be fun.

298
00:15:53,157 --> 00:15:55,060
(scattered giggles)

299
00:15:56,830 --> 00:15:59,970
Gingerbread open house, made by
my daughter, Tori.

300
00:16:00,037 --> 00:16:02,308
I think real estate's in her future.

301
00:16:02,375 --> 00:16:03,544
(audience laughs)

302
00:16:03,611 --> 00:16:05,046
You see this castle?

303
00:16:05,114 --> 00:16:07,194
Designed by her brother, Tommy.
(audience): Ooh! Wow!

304
00:16:07,218 --> 00:16:10,090
You see the moat? He's going
through a privacy phase.

305
00:16:10,157 --> 00:16:11,259
(laughter)

306
00:16:11,326 --> 00:16:14,866
And don't forget, when you sit
down to Christmas dinner,

307
00:16:14,932 --> 00:16:18,274
try everything. You don't want
to look back and think

308
00:16:18,340 --> 00:16:20,277
oh, I could have eaten that.

309
00:16:20,911 --> 00:16:22,782
(Liza): We'll be back with more
Joy Edwards

310
00:16:22,848 --> 00:16:24,585
after these messages.

311
00:16:25,721 --> 00:16:27,492
(director): Camera 3, hit mark.

312
00:16:27,558 --> 00:16:30,130
Let's see. All right, that's it. That's good.

313
00:16:30,831 --> 00:16:33,035
This has been the longest week ever.

314
00:16:33,103 --> 00:16:35,174
Tell me it's Friday.

315
00:16:35,241 --> 00:16:37,678
Tell me it's not still Thursday.

316
00:16:38,414 --> 00:16:40,852
- Merriman's here.
- What?

317
00:16:40,918 --> 00:16:42,454
Joy.

318
00:16:42,521 --> 00:16:44,392
Mr. Merriman.

319
00:16:44,459 --> 00:16:46,496
Oh, how wonderful to see you.

320
00:16:46,563 --> 00:16:47,965
It's been too long.

321
00:16:48,032 --> 00:16:50,838
- Oh, not that long.
- Volume 11, Goose Lane Easter.

322
00:16:50,905 --> 00:16:53,644
Well, many meals ago. (Chuckles)

323
00:16:53,711 --> 00:16:54,888
You know I've always thought of you

324
00:16:54,912 --> 00:16:56,116
as the daughter I never had.

325
00:16:56,183 --> 00:16:59,188
- Thank you.
- That means so much to me.

326
00:17:00,457 --> 00:17:01,927
And I don't need to tell you,

327
00:17:01,993 --> 00:17:03,831
sales have been a little disappointing.

328
00:17:03,897 --> 00:17:06,636
But I'm happy to report
they've been up considerably

329
00:17:06,703 --> 00:17:08,206
since you've been on the air.

330
00:17:08,273 --> 00:17:11,011
Oh, that's great!

331
00:17:11,079 --> 00:17:14,786
Uh, actually, I've been
meaning to talk to you.

332
00:17:14,852 --> 00:17:18,861
Um, I think it might be time
to end the book series.

333
00:17:19,596 --> 00:17:21,967
Well, I had a feeling this was coming,

334
00:17:22,034 --> 00:17:24,572
and in anticipation of the inevitable,

335
00:17:24,639 --> 00:17:27,379
Merriman Publishing
has made special plans

336
00:17:27,445 --> 00:17:28,747
to promote this book.

337
00:17:28,814 --> 00:17:31,220
If this is going to be your last,

338
00:17:31,286 --> 00:17:33,123
we're going out with a bang.

339
00:17:34,860 --> 00:17:38,200
Just thank you for always supporting me.

340
00:17:38,267 --> 00:17:39,836
I know.

341
00:17:39,902 --> 00:17:42,909
I imagine it's time for you
to start a new chapter,

342
00:17:42,976 --> 00:17:46,115
and spend more time
with your family, no doubt.

343
00:17:47,418 --> 00:17:49,723
(exhales) Thank you.

344
00:17:49,789 --> 00:17:52,795
Uh, I'll save you a piece of gingerbread.

345
00:17:54,399 --> 00:17:56,035
Go. Break a leg.

346
00:17:56,103 --> 00:17:58,073
Okay, thank you.

347
00:17:59,075 --> 00:18:01,112
(director): All right, 10 seconds, people.

348
00:18:01,179 --> 00:18:02,482
(audience cheering)

349
00:18:02,549 --> 00:18:04,218
So, don't break mine.

350
00:18:04,919 --> 00:18:07,758
It's been great having
you here this week, Joy.

351
00:18:07,825 --> 00:18:09,996
Oh, has it been a week already?

352
00:18:10,064 --> 00:18:13,770
Yes, I'm afraid so. But before we go,

353
00:18:13,837 --> 00:18:15,741
I have a surprise for our audience.

354
00:18:15,808 --> 00:18:17,111
(audience cheers)

355
00:18:17,178 --> 00:18:20,385
We're all going to
Goose Lane for Christmas!

356
00:18:20,451 --> 00:18:23,557
(audience cheers loudly)

357
00:18:23,624 --> 00:18:25,828
- What?
- Yes, that's right,

358
00:18:25,895 --> 00:18:28,834
Joy will be broadcasting
live from her country home

359
00:18:28,901 --> 00:18:32,040
on Christmas Eve.
Our cameras will join Max,

360
00:18:32,108 --> 00:18:34,913
the kids, and of course, Joy's parents,

361
00:18:34,979 --> 00:18:38,220
the entire Edwards family
for their traditional

362
00:18:38,287 --> 00:18:40,791
Christmas Eve dinner
with all the trimmings.

363
00:18:40,858 --> 00:18:42,062
(audience whoops)

364
00:18:42,128 --> 00:18:45,067
Joy, any last words before we sign off?

365
00:18:46,302 --> 00:18:47,905
My goose is cooked.

366
00:18:47,972 --> 00:18:51,946
(audience clapping)

367
00:18:53,717 --> 00:18:54,852
- (Joy): Josh.
- Expense it.

368
00:18:54,919 --> 00:18:56,457
- Josh.
- Yeah? Ahem.

369
00:18:56,523 --> 00:18:57,759
What have you done?

370
00:18:57,825 --> 00:18:59,471
- It was Merriman's idea.
- He was very insistent.

371
00:18:59,495 --> 00:19:01,575
- But why didn't you...
- Oh, there's my little star.

372
00:19:01,599 --> 00:19:03,803
That was so good. You are a natural.

373
00:19:03,870 --> 00:19:06,041
- I will see you soon, okay?
- Okay.

374
00:19:07,244 --> 00:19:08,447
This is a nightmare.

375
00:19:08,514 --> 00:19:09,749
Or.

376
00:19:09,816 --> 00:19:11,420
An opportunity.

377
00:19:11,486 --> 00:19:12,722
Remember when you came to me

378
00:19:12,788 --> 00:19:14,526
with that cute, little family cookbook,

379
00:19:14,593 --> 00:19:16,963
completely unmarketable. Why?

380
00:19:17,030 --> 00:19:18,401
Because you didn't have a family.

381
00:19:18,467 --> 00:19:19,602
I made you into a brand.

382
00:19:19,669 --> 00:19:22,775
- You turned me into a liar!
- You did go along with it.

383
00:19:22,842 --> 00:19:24,812
Yeah, but I didn't think
it would get this far.

384
00:19:24,879 --> 00:19:27,585
Was Colonel Sanders
really a colonel? No.

385
00:19:27,651 --> 00:19:28,954
He was a businessman.

386
00:19:29,021 --> 00:19:30,791
Was Mrs. Fields married to Mr. Fields?

387
00:19:30,857 --> 00:19:32,094
Newsflash, they're divorced,

388
00:19:32,161 --> 00:19:33,641
but that would sell way less cookies.

389
00:19:33,697 --> 00:19:35,701
Dr. Seuss, number one children's author

390
00:19:35,768 --> 00:19:37,505
of all time, wasn't even a doctor,

391
00:19:37,571 --> 00:19:38,707
and he didn't have any kids.

392
00:19:38,773 --> 00:19:41,011
Which is why we don't go to their house

393
00:19:41,079 --> 00:19:43,917
for fried chicken and bedtime stories.

394
00:19:45,053 --> 00:19:48,093
Oh, God. Please fix this.

395
00:19:48,160 --> 00:19:49,328
I can't.

396
00:19:49,395 --> 00:19:53,470
Christmas Eve is in
three days. That's 72 hours.

397
00:19:54,506 --> 00:19:57,812
- You'll think of something.
- You are Joy Edwards.

398
00:19:57,879 --> 00:20:00,317
(Joy sighs heavily)

399
00:20:01,886 --> 00:20:03,456
(phone ringing)

400
00:20:04,326 --> 00:20:06,195
(sighs)

401
00:20:06,262 --> 00:20:07,164
(Sabrina singing)

402
00:20:07,231 --> 00:20:09,435
♪ Deck the halls with boughs of holly ♪

403
00:20:09,502 --> 00:20:12,975
♪ Fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la ♪
♪ 'Tis the se... ♪

404
00:20:13,042 --> 00:20:15,714
- (call beeps off)
- Awful.

405
00:20:15,781 --> 00:20:17,351
(sighs)

406
00:20:18,954 --> 00:20:20,724
(knock on door)

407
00:20:20,791 --> 00:20:21,959
It's open.

408
00:20:23,730 --> 00:20:25,300
(Max): Hey.

409
00:20:26,202 --> 00:20:27,571
Hey.

410
00:20:27,638 --> 00:20:29,342
(somber music)

411
00:20:30,744 --> 00:20:33,249
I found nutcrackers.

412
00:20:33,984 --> 00:20:37,091
Ice cream. Please.

413
00:20:39,195 --> 00:20:40,897
(Joy sighs)

414
00:20:40,964 --> 00:20:45,107
I was just thinking about
when I first saw this place,

415
00:20:45,174 --> 00:20:49,047
half a roof, broken windows,
peeling paint,

416
00:20:49,115 --> 00:20:52,755
a family of geese on an overgrown lawn,

417
00:20:52,822 --> 00:20:56,229
and I knew this was it.

418
00:20:56,296 --> 00:20:58,500
This was gonna be the place
I called home.

419
00:20:58,566 --> 00:21:00,437
A real home.

420
00:21:01,406 --> 00:21:02,408
(sighs)

421
00:21:02,475 --> 00:21:05,314
And now I guess I have
to move to another planet.

422
00:21:05,381 --> 00:21:09,422
Whatever happens, you'll get through it.

423
00:21:09,489 --> 00:21:11,660
Maybe I should just call Mr. Merriman

424
00:21:11,727 --> 00:21:13,397
and get this over with.

425
00:21:13,464 --> 00:21:16,302
But you know he thinks
of me as a daughter?

426
00:21:16,369 --> 00:21:18,707
Children disappoint their
parents all the time.

427
00:21:18,773 --> 00:21:21,546
Oh, he's gonna be crushed.

428
00:21:21,613 --> 00:21:23,851
And the publishing house.

429
00:21:23,918 --> 00:21:26,889
I mean... (scoffs)

430
00:21:26,956 --> 00:21:28,961
Christmas is all about book sales.

431
00:21:29,028 --> 00:21:31,600
Let's not forget about the birth of Jesus.

432
00:21:31,666 --> 00:21:33,236
Oh.

433
00:21:34,172 --> 00:21:36,476
- I'm a horrible person.
- You're not.

434
00:21:36,543 --> 00:21:42,589
I invented a husband,
and kids, and a chicken coop,

435
00:21:42,655 --> 00:21:44,226
to sell Christmas books.

436
00:21:44,292 --> 00:21:46,329
Like, I don't even have a Christmas tree.

437
00:21:48,233 --> 00:21:50,971
Well, too bad you made me your driver.

438
00:21:51,038 --> 00:21:52,942
Could have made me
your husband. Heh.

439
00:21:53,009 --> 00:21:55,447
(intriguing music)

440
00:21:57,117 --> 00:21:58,353
What did you just say?

441
00:21:58,420 --> 00:22:00,257
Too bad you made me your driver.

442
00:22:00,324 --> 00:22:01,492
No, after that.

443
00:22:02,929 --> 00:22:04,965
You could have made me your husband.

444
00:22:05,835 --> 00:22:07,204
That could work.

445
00:22:07,271 --> 00:22:08,573
What?

446
00:22:08,640 --> 00:22:09,976
Well, nobody saw your face.

447
00:22:10,043 --> 00:22:12,548
You had a hat on, and sunglasses.

448
00:22:13,383 --> 00:22:14,619
That's it!

449
00:22:15,488 --> 00:22:18,427
I just have to get through one
dinner, like a couple hours.

450
00:22:18,494 --> 00:22:20,197
Turkey, pie, and they're out the door,

451
00:22:20,264 --> 00:22:23,504
then I can bow out gracefully,
Mr. Merriman won't be mad at me,

452
00:22:23,570 --> 00:22:25,974
and then

453
00:22:26,041 --> 00:22:28,980
it would just be like assembling
a gingerbread house

454
00:22:29,047 --> 00:22:31,352
with little people inside.

455
00:22:32,254 --> 00:22:34,559
Joy, now you're starting to worry me.

456
00:22:34,626 --> 00:22:36,863
I'm going to put together
the perfect family:

457
00:22:36,930 --> 00:22:39,536
mom, dad, kids, adoring husband.

458
00:22:39,602 --> 00:22:41,906
I mean, who wouldn't want
to spend Christmas Eve

459
00:22:41,973 --> 00:22:44,712
pretending to be a fake family on TV?

460
00:22:44,779 --> 00:22:46,116
Uh, people with real lives.

461
00:22:46,182 --> 00:22:48,219
Opening presents with Tommy and Tori.

462
00:22:48,286 --> 00:22:51,059
Mom and Dad sipping eggnog
by a roaring fireplace.

463
00:22:51,126 --> 00:22:52,895
Your fireplace doesn't work!

464
00:22:52,962 --> 00:22:54,162
I can borrow chickens, kids.

465
00:22:54,198 --> 00:22:57,104
- Kids?
- Kids. How do I get kids?

466
00:22:57,738 --> 00:22:59,943
Oh, I'll hire actors.

467
00:23:00,678 --> 00:23:04,152
But what if I hire a mother
who goes on to star in a movie

468
00:23:04,219 --> 00:23:05,220
as someone else's mother?

469
00:23:05,287 --> 00:23:06,687
Yes, because that's highly likely.

470
00:23:06,722 --> 00:23:08,894
No, it's just, it's got to be
somebody I can trust

471
00:23:08,961 --> 00:23:11,599
or have something over.

472
00:23:13,937 --> 00:23:15,541
What do you have on me?

473
00:23:15,607 --> 00:23:17,678
Just tell me you'll do it.

474
00:23:17,745 --> 00:23:19,215
Be my husband.

475
00:23:19,281 --> 00:23:22,755
- Is this a proposal?
- Because if it is, it needs work.

476
00:23:22,822 --> 00:23:24,262
Come on. You already have the name.

477
00:23:24,325 --> 00:23:27,098
Yeah. What about all the other Maxes?

478
00:23:27,165 --> 00:23:29,302
- (tuts)
- Nobody knows me like you do.

479
00:23:29,369 --> 00:23:31,206
You're the only person in the world

480
00:23:31,273 --> 00:23:33,110
- who really gets me.
- Do we need a prenup?

481
00:23:33,176 --> 00:23:34,712
I don't, if you don't.

482
00:23:34,779 --> 00:23:36,549
- Can we kiss on camera?
- I suppose.

483
00:23:36,616 --> 00:23:39,555
- Can we practice now?
- Let's just wing it.

484
00:23:41,960 --> 00:23:43,997
Okay. I'm in.

485
00:23:44,065 --> 00:23:45,367
- Really?
- Yes, I will marry you

486
00:23:45,434 --> 00:23:48,974
and stay married to you until
dessert do us part.

487
00:23:49,041 --> 00:23:51,112
Ha, ha, ha!

488
00:23:51,179 --> 00:23:54,752
Mr. Joy Edwards, you've just
made me the happiest

489
00:23:54,819 --> 00:23:56,522
- woman on earth.
- You're welcome.

490
00:23:56,589 --> 00:23:58,493
(Joy laughs happily)

491
00:23:58,560 --> 00:24:01,098
(footsteps tapping)

492
00:24:01,933 --> 00:24:03,803
(footsteps recede)

493
00:24:03,870 --> 00:24:06,475
(curious music)

494
00:24:07,678 --> 00:24:09,481
Huh.

495
00:24:11,620 --> 00:24:13,356
(tie tightens)

496
00:24:34,665 --> 00:24:36,803
(Joy): Good morning, Marta!

497
00:24:36,870 --> 00:24:39,642
You made coffee. It was my day.

498
00:24:42,115 --> 00:24:44,619
Too strong. Again.

499
00:24:44,686 --> 00:24:46,155
Do you have a minute?

500
00:24:48,960 --> 00:24:50,230
We have a situation.

501
00:24:50,297 --> 00:24:53,603
Ha, ha, no, you have a situation. I saw it.

502
00:24:54,806 --> 00:24:56,109
All of this phony-baloney stuff,

503
00:24:56,175 --> 00:24:58,079
I knew it would catch up with you.

504
00:24:58,146 --> 00:24:59,882
Okay, I appreciate your concern,

505
00:24:59,949 --> 00:25:01,485
but I think we can get through this.

506
00:25:01,552 --> 00:25:03,189
Again, no "we".

507
00:25:05,394 --> 00:25:08,500
What are you doing on Christmas Eve?

508
00:25:08,567 --> 00:25:11,072
My brother and his wife
are having a party.

509
00:25:11,139 --> 00:25:12,317
But you don't like your brother.

510
00:25:12,341 --> 00:25:13,410
Because he's a mooch.

511
00:25:13,477 --> 00:25:15,681
And his wife is a social climber.

512
00:25:15,748 --> 00:25:17,118
But they have an indoor pool.

513
00:25:17,184 --> 00:25:19,722
I have a better offer.

514
00:25:19,789 --> 00:25:20,991
I'm listening.

515
00:25:21,059 --> 00:25:22,795
Yeah, it might not seem better at first,

516
00:25:22,862 --> 00:25:25,334
it's more of a favor

517
00:25:25,401 --> 00:25:27,204
I want you to be my mother.

518
00:25:28,407 --> 00:25:30,210
- What?
- For the show.

519
00:25:30,277 --> 00:25:33,015
One night. N-not even a night. A dinner.

520
00:25:33,083 --> 00:25:36,389
Now who's gonna believe I'm
old enough to be your mother?

521
00:25:36,456 --> 00:25:40,130
Uh, you had me when
you were very young.

522
00:25:42,100 --> 00:25:45,106
And if I do this, what's in it for me?

523
00:25:45,173 --> 00:25:46,442
A raise.

524
00:25:48,447 --> 00:25:51,353
A raise won't be necessary.

525
00:25:51,419 --> 00:25:53,256
Because I'd like to retire.

526
00:25:54,425 --> 00:25:57,330
Oh. Yeah, of course.

527
00:25:57,397 --> 00:25:59,234
Um, yeah, if that's what you want.

528
00:25:59,301 --> 00:26:00,571
With a generous holiday bonus

529
00:26:00,637 --> 00:26:04,278
and a retirement package
for my years of devoted service.

530
00:26:05,080 --> 00:26:08,253
I wouldn't have it any other way.

531
00:26:08,320 --> 00:26:10,057
Oh, no, no.

532
00:26:10,123 --> 00:26:11,525
Let's put it in writing.

533
00:26:12,762 --> 00:26:15,133
After all these years, you don't trust me?

534
00:26:15,200 --> 00:26:16,836
I don't trust anyone.

535
00:26:16,903 --> 00:26:19,275
But we're practically family.

536
00:26:19,342 --> 00:26:22,214
In that case, you can do the dishes.

537
00:26:26,021 --> 00:26:29,294
(car engine rumbling)

538
00:26:31,499 --> 00:26:33,136
Henry.

539
00:26:33,202 --> 00:26:34,438
It's Hawk.

540
00:26:34,505 --> 00:26:36,609
Is that the name on your driver's license?

541
00:26:36,675 --> 00:26:38,556
(mocking): Is that the name
on your driver's license?

542
00:26:38,580 --> 00:26:40,380
Ah, I didn't know they
were giving those out

543
00:26:40,417 --> 00:26:42,354
to 15-year-olds. (Gasps)

544
00:26:42,421 --> 00:26:44,559
Your dad must be so proud.

545
00:26:44,625 --> 00:26:47,998
And so generous of him to be
letting you drive his car

546
00:26:48,066 --> 00:26:49,768
while he's out of town.

547
00:26:49,835 --> 00:26:51,873
Oh, Aspen, isn't it?

548
00:26:53,042 --> 00:26:55,380
Look, I'm sorry for knocking
over your Christmas display.

549
00:26:55,447 --> 00:26:58,420
And I'll stop skateboarding in your yard.

550
00:26:58,486 --> 00:27:01,326
If you cut me some slack,
I will shovel your driveway

551
00:27:01,392 --> 00:27:03,063
for the rest of the winter.

552
00:27:03,130 --> 00:27:06,702
Hmm. Did your nanny put you up to this?

553
00:27:07,738 --> 00:27:09,776
- Yeah.
- Mm-hmm.

554
00:27:09,842 --> 00:27:11,879
That won't be necessary.

555
00:27:14,151 --> 00:27:16,021
That is so chill.

556
00:27:16,089 --> 00:27:17,825
I swear, you'll never see me again.

557
00:27:17,892 --> 00:27:19,128
Oh, no, no, no. Not so fast.

558
00:27:19,195 --> 00:27:22,501
In an hour, bring your sister.

559
00:27:23,436 --> 00:27:25,707
All right, let's just cut to the chase.

560
00:27:25,773 --> 00:27:29,282
I am hosting a live TV special
here on Christmas Eve,

561
00:27:29,349 --> 00:27:31,319
and I need you to pose as my family.

562
00:27:31,385 --> 00:27:33,256
I'm going to be on TV?

563
00:27:33,323 --> 00:27:35,393
Well, it's the Home Cooking Channel.

564
00:27:35,460 --> 00:27:36,962
(Sabrina): Recurring or guest shot?

565
00:27:37,029 --> 00:27:38,166
Just one night.

566
00:27:38,233 --> 00:27:39,745
- But it can turn into more.
- Like a spin-off?

567
00:27:39,769 --> 00:27:41,372
Why aren't you using your real family?

568
00:27:41,439 --> 00:27:43,610
You're on a need-to-know basis, kid.

569
00:27:43,677 --> 00:27:45,413
Uh, it's okay.

570
00:27:45,480 --> 00:27:47,651
Uh, the truth is, I don't have one.

571
00:27:47,718 --> 00:27:50,490
You're pulling a con job? Cool.

572
00:27:51,559 --> 00:27:53,262
What? We're all thinking it.

573
00:27:53,329 --> 00:27:57,504
I was raised in
foster homes. A lot of them.

574
00:27:57,571 --> 00:28:00,677
I've basically been on my own ever since.

575
00:28:00,744 --> 00:28:02,281
I'm so sorry, Joy.

576
00:28:02,347 --> 00:28:04,385
Oh no, it was a long time ago.

577
00:28:04,451 --> 00:28:07,857
I thought I'd have a family,
I wanted a family,

578
00:28:07,924 --> 00:28:10,497
and then there was a book,
and then there was another book,

579
00:28:10,564 --> 00:28:11,933
and another book and...

580
00:28:11,999 --> 00:28:13,236
And now you're caught?

581
00:28:13,302 --> 00:28:14,914
Just like you, driving without a license.

582
00:28:14,938 --> 00:28:17,711
You took Dad's car again? I'm telling.

583
00:28:17,778 --> 00:28:19,098
Go ahead. You wear Mom's makeup.

584
00:28:19,148 --> 00:28:21,051
(Joy): Hey, there is no fighting

585
00:28:21,118 --> 00:28:22,454
at the Edwards house.

586
00:28:22,520 --> 00:28:25,460
Dude, you really haven't
been around a real family.

587
00:28:25,527 --> 00:28:29,000
It's not "dude", it's "Mom".

588
00:28:29,068 --> 00:28:31,138
Question, who's our dad?

589
00:28:31,205 --> 00:28:33,376
Me and the old ball and chain here,

590
00:28:33,443 --> 00:28:35,914
I mean your lovely mother,

591
00:28:35,981 --> 00:28:38,620
we gotta run down some deets,
so listen up.

592
00:28:38,687 --> 00:28:43,263
Sabrina, you will be our
adorable daughter, Tori.

593
00:28:43,330 --> 00:28:44,565
I could work with that.

594
00:28:44,632 --> 00:28:47,237
And you will be our
thoughtful son, Tommy.

595
00:28:47,304 --> 00:28:49,542
Tommy? Can't I get a cooler name?

596
00:28:49,609 --> 00:28:52,214
No. And you're 13, so you'd better shave.

597
00:28:52,280 --> 00:28:53,516
Thirteen?

598
00:28:54,519 --> 00:28:58,426
Mom, you taught me my first recipe.

599
00:28:58,493 --> 00:29:00,597
And Dad, you put up with Mom.

600
00:29:00,664 --> 00:29:03,270
Uh, what's our relationship like?

601
00:29:03,336 --> 00:29:04,771
Strained.

602
00:29:05,741 --> 00:29:07,778
Just like my first marriage.

603
00:29:07,845 --> 00:29:08,947
I'm not surprised.

604
00:29:09,013 --> 00:29:10,984
This is starting to
sound like a real family.

605
00:29:11,051 --> 00:29:12,721
- Yep.
- Mm-hmm.

606
00:29:12,788 --> 00:29:15,860
I remember the first time we met.

607
00:29:15,927 --> 00:29:18,966
We were 19 years old.
It was love at first sight.

608
00:29:19,033 --> 00:29:21,806
Well, for her anyway.
Took me a little longer.

609
00:29:22,708 --> 00:29:27,217
Wheeled up to Maui. Got hitched
right there on the beach.

610
00:29:27,284 --> 00:29:29,255
Sorry, Mom, Dad, you
were there in spirit.

611
00:29:29,322 --> 00:29:32,094
I would have liked to have been invited.

612
00:29:32,161 --> 00:29:35,032
But you saved us from
shelling out for the wedding.

613
00:29:35,100 --> 00:29:36,970
(Max chuckles)

614
00:29:37,036 --> 00:29:40,008
My wife and I may bicker from
time to time, but

615
00:29:40,076 --> 00:29:42,448
that's only 'cause we
love each other so much.

616
00:29:42,515 --> 00:29:46,789
Oh, and uh, ha, ha,
we're the kinda couple

617
00:29:46,856 --> 00:29:48,593
that can't keep our hands off each other.

618
00:29:48,659 --> 00:29:50,029
Gross!

619
00:29:50,096 --> 00:29:51,532
(Max laughs)

620
00:29:51,599 --> 00:29:54,338
Uh, okay, and

621
00:29:54,405 --> 00:29:57,444
you are going to learn
the highlighted sections

622
00:29:57,510 --> 00:30:00,884
with your names, because

623
00:30:00,951 --> 00:30:05,227
we got three days to make this right.

624
00:30:05,294 --> 00:30:08,066
(Max exhales)

625
00:30:08,133 --> 00:30:11,071
(tender music)

626
00:30:38,126 --> 00:30:39,828
(sighs)

627
00:30:44,238 --> 00:30:46,376
(Marta): You have a visitor.

628
00:30:46,442 --> 00:30:48,680
Oh, who is it? (Josh whistles)

629
00:30:48,747 --> 00:30:50,717
- Josh!
- Okay, well,

630
00:30:50,784 --> 00:30:52,964
it took some convincing and
if I'm being completely honest,

631
00:30:52,988 --> 00:30:56,262
some money and a free air fryer but

632
00:30:56,329 --> 00:30:58,400
my family is yours for the holiday.

633
00:30:58,467 --> 00:31:00,136
- What?
- Now, my brother is single

634
00:31:00,203 --> 00:31:01,539
and a bit socially awkward but he

635
00:31:01,605 --> 00:31:03,175
agreed to be your husband,
as long as he

636
00:31:03,242 --> 00:31:04,387
- doesn't have to talk.
- Josh...

637
00:31:04,411 --> 00:31:05,881
Don't need to thank me. (Laughs)

638
00:31:05,947 --> 00:31:07,918
A few caveats, my mom could be
a bit critical,

639
00:31:07,985 --> 00:31:10,290
and Dad suffers from dysphagia, so...

640
00:31:10,356 --> 00:31:12,361
Josh, I've got this.

641
00:31:12,428 --> 00:31:13,897
- You do?
- She does.

642
00:31:13,964 --> 00:31:15,700
I do.

643
00:31:15,767 --> 00:31:18,974
Okay, whew! 'Cause my
family's friggin' nuts.

644
00:31:19,040 --> 00:31:21,011
(laughs)

645
00:31:21,846 --> 00:31:25,253
Oh no, that means I get
them for Christmas Eve.

646
00:31:25,320 --> 00:31:28,092
Happy Holidays, Josh.

647
00:31:28,159 --> 00:31:29,629
Please take them.

648
00:31:29,695 --> 00:31:31,098
I'll give you an air fryer.

649
00:31:31,766 --> 00:31:33,670
(woman): Look at the snow!

650
00:31:33,736 --> 00:31:34,948
(woman 2): See ya in the new year.

651
00:31:34,972 --> 00:31:37,077
I've decided against renting chickens,

652
00:31:37,144 --> 00:31:39,181
but I definitely am going
to need brown eggs

653
00:31:39,248 --> 00:31:40,417
from Rhode Island Reds.

654
00:31:40,483 --> 00:31:42,721
What about red eggs
from Rhode Island Browns?

655
00:31:42,788 --> 00:31:44,759
I need to clean out the coop.

656
00:31:44,825 --> 00:31:47,798
I need to get a dining room

657
00:31:47,864 --> 00:31:52,408
table. I need to get kids' bedroom sets.
I need to get dollhouses, and footballs.

658
00:31:52,474 --> 00:31:54,645
Oh, my God, how am I gonna
fill an entire

659
00:31:54,712 --> 00:31:56,282
house in a few days?

660
00:31:56,349 --> 00:31:58,051
You don't need to fill the entire house.

661
00:31:58,119 --> 00:31:59,555
We've got the living room.

662
00:31:59,622 --> 00:32:02,160
Close off the whole house
like a crime scene.

663
00:32:02,227 --> 00:32:03,663
- Yeah.
- Hmm, this is why

664
00:32:03,730 --> 00:32:06,435
- I fake married you.
- Love, ain't it grand?

665
00:32:06,502 --> 00:32:10,877
Soil, pots, winter vegetables, flowers,

666
00:32:10,944 --> 00:32:12,747
- stocking stuffers.
- Stocking stuffers?

667
00:32:12,814 --> 00:32:15,220
Yeah, unfortunately
we have to make them.

668
00:32:15,286 --> 00:32:18,626
Unless we buy premade gifts

669
00:32:18,693 --> 00:32:21,699
that look like they were handmade.

670
00:32:21,766 --> 00:32:23,136
What am I getting?

671
00:32:23,203 --> 00:32:24,405
Needlepoint.

672
00:32:24,471 --> 00:32:25,773
Oh.

673
00:32:27,177 --> 00:32:29,047
(sighs)

674
00:32:29,648 --> 00:32:32,287
(Joy): I found these old pictures of us.

675
00:32:32,354 --> 00:32:34,758
- How'd we look?
- Young.

676
00:32:34,825 --> 00:32:36,529
- Hmm.
- Do you remember

677
00:32:36,596 --> 00:32:38,499
when we went to that Christmas party

678
00:32:38,566 --> 00:32:40,403
and you were wearing a velvet suit?

679
00:32:41,037 --> 00:32:44,111
Yeah. Yeah, you had the, the big hair.

680
00:32:44,177 --> 00:32:47,050
And that black dress. We spent
the whole night

681
00:32:47,117 --> 00:32:49,822
in that old arcade
playing the Ms. Pac-Man.

682
00:32:49,889 --> 00:32:52,661
Whatever happened to Ms. Pac-Man?

683
00:32:52,728 --> 00:32:55,500
Oh well, I mean, she got married.

684
00:32:55,567 --> 00:32:56,602
To Mr. Pac-Man?

685
00:32:56,669 --> 00:32:58,640
One can only hope.

686
00:32:58,706 --> 00:33:01,145
To Mr. and Mrs. Pac-Man.

687
00:33:01,212 --> 00:33:02,881
(glasses clink)

688
00:33:04,685 --> 00:33:08,092
Oh, I forgot,

689
00:33:08,159 --> 00:33:09,861
I have something for you.

690
00:33:11,030 --> 00:33:13,236
(Max): You shouldn't have. (Joy): I didn't.

691
00:33:13,303 --> 00:33:15,273
It's an old earring hoop.

692
00:33:15,340 --> 00:33:18,579
It may turn your finger green,
so don't get it wet.

693
00:33:19,648 --> 00:33:21,085
(chuckles)

694
00:33:21,152 --> 00:33:22,087
I do.

695
00:33:22,153 --> 00:33:24,057
(Joy laughs)

696
00:33:31,371 --> 00:33:33,475
You think it's big enough?

697
00:33:33,542 --> 00:33:36,249
It's tradition. The Edwards family

698
00:33:36,315 --> 00:33:38,587
always gets a ten-foot tree,

699
00:33:38,653 --> 00:33:40,190
a live ten-foot tree,

700
00:33:40,257 --> 00:33:43,262
that they plant in the yard
after New Years.

701
00:33:44,498 --> 00:33:46,769
Oh, I forgot wreaths.

702
00:33:46,836 --> 00:33:48,873
Go ahead, I got this.

703
00:33:54,016 --> 00:33:55,720
Max?

704
00:33:55,787 --> 00:33:58,426
Hey, there uh

705
00:33:58,493 --> 00:33:59,295
you.

706
00:33:59,361 --> 00:34:00,764
I've been messaging.

707
00:34:00,831 --> 00:34:03,202
Yeah, you have. Um,

708
00:34:03,269 --> 00:34:05,607
so, I'm sorry. I-I've just
been really busy, so.

709
00:34:05,674 --> 00:34:06,909
Thought we had a connection?

710
00:34:07,644 --> 00:34:10,750
Yeah. Look you were really sweet.

711
00:34:10,817 --> 00:34:13,054
Oh, my God. Is that a wedding ring?

712
00:34:13,122 --> 00:34:16,929
No. Well, I mean, yes, but
it's really just an earring.

713
00:34:16,995 --> 00:34:18,466
What, you would just take it off

714
00:34:18,533 --> 00:34:19,644
before you came to the bakery?

715
00:34:19,668 --> 00:34:21,539
Uh.

716
00:34:21,605 --> 00:34:23,109
No. It's complicated?

717
00:34:23,175 --> 00:34:24,644
You're unbelievable.

718
00:34:29,354 --> 00:34:31,325
Hmm... should I ask?

719
00:34:31,392 --> 00:34:32,861
Rather you didn't.

720
00:34:32,928 --> 00:34:35,132
Do these look homemade to you?

721
00:34:36,903 --> 00:34:39,508
And I was thinking we'd bring in the table

722
00:34:39,574 --> 00:34:42,714
from outside for dinner.

723
00:34:42,781 --> 00:34:44,751
You mean that rotted ping-pong table?

724
00:34:44,818 --> 00:34:47,624
Well, which will be covered
with a festive tablecloth

725
00:34:47,690 --> 00:34:51,499
from the Joy Edwards Holiday Collection.

726
00:34:51,566 --> 00:34:52,500
Chairs?

727
00:34:52,567 --> 00:34:55,607
Drape the lawn furniture

728
00:34:55,674 --> 00:34:59,281
and give the room a neo-classical

729
00:34:59,348 --> 00:35:01,818
boho Christmas feel.

730
00:35:04,825 --> 00:35:06,027
You're really good at this.

731
00:35:06,094 --> 00:35:07,163
Thank you.

732
00:35:08,967 --> 00:35:12,273
- Let's get some takeout.
- No, I'm cooking.

733
00:35:16,148 --> 00:35:17,450
Oh yeah.

734
00:35:19,621 --> 00:35:21,559
Can I ask you something?

735
00:35:21,625 --> 00:35:22,627
Anything.

736
00:35:22,694 --> 00:35:25,099
Back in the city, you go out a lot?

737
00:35:26,135 --> 00:35:27,003
(sighs)

738
00:35:27,071 --> 00:35:28,873
I've had my share of first dates.

739
00:35:28,940 --> 00:35:30,676
And second dates?

740
00:35:30,743 --> 00:35:33,048
Still looking for that second date girl.

741
00:35:33,116 --> 00:35:35,153
But how can you tell in just one date?

742
00:35:35,219 --> 00:35:37,791
I could tell in the first ten
seconds if it's right or not.

743
00:35:37,858 --> 00:35:39,294
- Ten seconds?
- Yeah!

744
00:35:39,361 --> 00:35:43,203
Look, I don't want to waste
anyone's time anymore.

745
00:35:43,269 --> 00:35:45,206
When you know, you know.

746
00:35:45,273 --> 00:35:50,550
Don't look at me. I mean,
I'm married and raising kids.

747
00:35:50,617 --> 00:35:52,287
Excuses, excuses.

748
00:35:52,353 --> 00:35:53,989
(Joy laughs)

749
00:35:58,266 --> 00:35:59,401
Are they?

750
00:36:01,305 --> 00:36:02,373
Excuses?

751
00:36:03,943 --> 00:36:06,682
- What do you mean?
- Maybe there's a possibility

752
00:36:06,748 --> 00:36:10,724
that you went along with this
fake family thing

753
00:36:10,790 --> 00:36:12,393
to avoid having a real one?

754
00:36:13,629 --> 00:36:16,034
No, it was to sell books.

755
00:36:16,635 --> 00:36:17,971
What did you think would happen?

756
00:36:18,037 --> 00:36:19,784
Well, I didn't think anything
would happen.

757
00:36:19,808 --> 00:36:21,212
I didn't think I'd sell any.

758
00:36:21,278 --> 00:36:23,783
Well, I mean, before the books, though,

759
00:36:23,850 --> 00:36:26,088
you were always too busy working.

760
00:36:26,155 --> 00:36:29,828
The famous Joy friend-zone corner.

761
00:36:32,501 --> 00:36:36,275
I'm sorry, I don't know
what I'm talking about.

762
00:36:36,342 --> 00:36:38,179
No, you're right.

763
00:36:38,245 --> 00:36:41,152
In my experience, every time I let myself

764
00:36:41,218 --> 00:36:44,457
get close to somebody,
they just get taken away.

765
00:36:44,524 --> 00:36:46,194
So, let me get this straight.

766
00:36:47,697 --> 00:36:50,604
You only have relationships

767
00:36:50,670 --> 00:36:53,242
with people you don't feel anything for?

768
00:36:55,613 --> 00:36:57,150
They can't hurt me.

769
00:37:00,390 --> 00:37:04,698
Not everybody can be as lucky
as Mr. and Ms. Pac-Man.

770
00:37:04,765 --> 00:37:07,503
(laughs)

771
00:37:13,182 --> 00:37:14,384
Joy.

772
00:37:16,455 --> 00:37:19,861
I uh.

773
00:37:21,231 --> 00:37:24,638
I just um

774
00:37:24,705 --> 00:37:28,445
what I wanted to say was.

775
00:37:32,052 --> 00:37:35,760
I wanted to tell you that um...

776
00:37:35,827 --> 00:37:38,866
(exhales)

777
00:37:41,705 --> 00:37:45,113
I really (phone rings)

778
00:37:45,180 --> 00:37:47,450
(sputters) Hold on.

779
00:37:49,187 --> 00:37:51,391
Tell him you're having
dinner with your husband.

780
00:37:52,427 --> 00:37:53,796
- (sighs)
- Just...

781
00:37:53,862 --> 00:37:57,170
Tell me you're calling to say
that the show's been cancelled?

782
00:37:57,237 --> 00:37:59,641
Nope, I'm calling to tell you
that Merriman's coming

783
00:37:59,708 --> 00:38:01,779
to Goose Lane tomorrow night!

784
00:38:01,845 --> 00:38:03,082
What? Why?

785
00:38:03,148 --> 00:38:04,860
He wants to make sure
everything's on track

786
00:38:04,884 --> 00:38:06,422
with you and the family.

787
00:38:06,489 --> 00:38:07,924
It is, isn't it?

788
00:38:09,060 --> 00:38:11,632
Uh, I'd call it more of a winding road.

789
00:38:11,699 --> 00:38:13,335
Get it on track.

790
00:38:14,036 --> 00:38:16,174
You can do this. You're Joy Edwards.

791
00:38:16,241 --> 00:38:21,016
Oh, God, I'm really starting
to hate Joy Edwards.

792
00:38:22,587 --> 00:38:23,990
(sighs heavily)

793
00:38:24,057 --> 00:38:26,094
Okay, what were you saying?

794
00:38:27,029 --> 00:38:28,932
Doesn't matter.

795
00:38:30,736 --> 00:38:34,378
Okay, well, I'll go rinse these.

796
00:38:34,444 --> 00:38:35,679
What about dessert?

797
00:38:35,746 --> 00:38:37,517
There'll be dessert tomorrow.

798
00:38:39,988 --> 00:38:42,894
I'm really starting
to hate Joy Edwards, too.

799
00:38:42,961 --> 00:38:46,134
(sewing machine clacking)

800
00:38:47,337 --> 00:38:50,843
Oh, oh, oh, you brought
coffee on my day?

801
00:38:50,910 --> 00:38:52,247
I made it for myself.

802
00:38:52,314 --> 00:38:54,217
There was extra.

803
00:38:55,619 --> 00:38:57,356
Since when do you sew?

804
00:38:58,092 --> 00:39:00,096
Marta, you know I do.

805
00:39:00,163 --> 00:39:02,567
It's been so long, it must
have slipped my mind.

806
00:39:02,634 --> 00:39:03,969
Good morning.

807
00:39:04,036 --> 00:39:05,316
Hello, here, let me take that.

808
00:39:05,372 --> 00:39:07,778
I brought some extra
Christmas decorations for you.

809
00:39:07,844 --> 00:39:09,381
Are you sure your parents won't mind?

810
00:39:09,448 --> 00:39:11,285
They're not back until New Years.

811
00:39:11,352 --> 00:39:13,623
(Hawk): Anybody home? Marta: Up here.

812
00:39:14,391 --> 00:39:16,996
Hey, why is this place called
Goose Lane?

813
00:39:17,064 --> 00:39:18,966
I've never seen a goose around here.

814
00:39:19,033 --> 00:39:21,572
Well, when I first bought the place,

815
00:39:21,639 --> 00:39:23,108
there was a whole family.

816
00:39:23,175 --> 00:39:25,746
Then when I started
the renovations, they flew away.

817
00:39:25,813 --> 00:39:28,050
And I thought when the house
was ready,

818
00:39:28,118 --> 00:39:30,957
they'd come back but they never did.

819
00:39:31,023 --> 00:39:33,729
- Grandpa's here!
- Hi, Grandpa.

820
00:39:34,564 --> 00:39:38,372
You guys, thank you so much
for doing this.

821
00:39:38,438 --> 00:39:41,078
I know that decorating
for Christmas goes way beyond

822
00:39:41,145 --> 00:39:42,145
the scope of family.

823
00:39:42,180 --> 00:39:46,454
Actually, it is what families do.

824
00:39:46,521 --> 00:39:48,024
Pfft, not ours.

825
00:39:48,092 --> 00:39:51,298
We used to. Now they hire people.

826
00:39:54,737 --> 00:39:59,948
Well, the Edwards do it
differently. Let's do this.

827
00:40:00,015 --> 00:40:02,086
(Sabrina): How am I doing?

828
00:40:02,153 --> 00:40:07,063
- You are doing great.
- You are a natural, dear.

829
00:40:09,100 --> 00:40:11,205
(Joy): Oh, thank you.

830
00:40:11,272 --> 00:40:13,108
I'm gonna go get the others.

831
00:40:13,175 --> 00:40:15,312
(scissors snip)

832
00:40:17,783 --> 00:40:19,487
All right.

833
00:40:20,489 --> 00:40:21,625
Boom.

834
00:40:26,936 --> 00:40:28,672
(Marta): Might as well try it.

835
00:40:30,843 --> 00:40:31,912
Ready?

836
00:40:31,979 --> 00:40:34,284
(sounds of chickens squawking)

837
00:40:34,350 --> 00:40:35,253
Yes!

838
00:40:35,319 --> 00:40:37,423
Okay, let's turn it off.

839
00:40:41,165 --> 00:40:42,500
(door creaks shut)

840
00:40:45,440 --> 00:40:48,212
(Joy): Okay...

841
00:40:49,714 --> 00:40:51,519
Perfect.

842
00:40:51,585 --> 00:40:54,157
Here. Okay.

843
00:40:55,259 --> 00:40:57,597
Does this look homemade to you?

844
00:40:57,664 --> 00:40:59,234
I guess.

845
00:41:01,272 --> 00:41:02,974
(Sabrina): What's this?

846
00:41:03,041 --> 00:41:06,982
Uh, a cell phone holder. I think.

847
00:41:07,048 --> 00:41:09,421
Or a golf tee holder.

848
00:41:09,487 --> 00:41:12,160
(Sabrina): In your books, you
make all the stocking stuffers.

849
00:41:12,227 --> 00:41:14,164
(Joy): Yeah, that was before.

850
00:41:14,231 --> 00:41:16,635
(Sabrina): Before you became
really important?

851
00:41:17,170 --> 00:41:20,008
Oh, well here's the thing, Sabrina...

852
00:41:20,076 --> 00:41:21,712
Tori. I'm in character.

853
00:41:21,778 --> 00:41:23,216
Right.

854
00:41:23,282 --> 00:41:26,054
Sometimes when you're
creating yourself,

855
00:41:26,121 --> 00:41:29,127
you might lose a little of yourself, too.

856
00:41:29,194 --> 00:41:31,231
Well, I'm going to be just like you.

857
00:41:32,300 --> 00:41:34,471
Pretty sure you can find
a better role model.

858
00:41:34,538 --> 00:41:36,408
Oh, do you want to see the pictures?

859
00:41:36,474 --> 00:41:37,610
Yes!

860
00:41:42,052 --> 00:41:43,288
(pictures crinkle)

861
00:41:43,355 --> 00:41:45,993
Oh, come on. Ha, ha!

862
00:41:46,061 --> 00:41:49,300
You might want to put this
one up front. It's my head shot.

863
00:41:53,408 --> 00:41:55,380
Oh, you look so grown up.

864
00:41:55,446 --> 00:41:56,446
Thank you.

865
00:41:57,751 --> 00:42:00,255
You don't want to grow
up too fast, though.

866
00:42:01,592 --> 00:42:06,235
Hey, have you ever made pine
cone napkin holders?

867
00:42:06,301 --> 00:42:08,004
You're in for a treat.

868
00:42:08,072 --> 00:42:09,841
(Sabrina giggles)

869
00:42:09,908 --> 00:42:11,445
(festive music)

870
00:42:11,511 --> 00:42:12,781
All right.

871
00:42:12,847 --> 00:42:14,317
(light strands rattling)

872
00:42:14,384 --> 00:42:16,688
So, what does she have on you?

873
00:42:16,755 --> 00:42:18,158
What do you mean?

874
00:42:18,225 --> 00:42:20,129
She's got dirt on you, right?

875
00:42:21,164 --> 00:42:22,800
No dirt.

876
00:42:22,867 --> 00:42:24,437
Then why are you doing this?

877
00:42:25,673 --> 00:42:28,145
Sometimes you do things for people.

878
00:42:29,247 --> 00:42:32,220
Ah, I get it.

879
00:42:32,287 --> 00:42:34,124
There's nothing to get.

880
00:42:34,191 --> 00:42:35,960
Sure there isn't, dude.

881
00:42:36,027 --> 00:42:37,630
We're friends.

882
00:42:37,697 --> 00:42:39,500
Gotcha, friends.

883
00:42:39,567 --> 00:42:41,205
Yeah, what do you know? You're 13.

884
00:42:41,271 --> 00:42:43,242
- Fifteen.
- Yeah, well,

885
00:42:43,308 --> 00:42:45,280
you stay in your lane.

886
00:42:45,346 --> 00:42:48,386
If my math is correct,

887
00:42:48,452 --> 00:42:52,025
I've delivered Joy's mail
over 1,800 times.

888
00:42:52,093 --> 00:42:55,232
And I've cleaned this house for six years.

889
00:42:55,299 --> 00:42:57,536
Minus weekends and days off,
plus Wednesdays

890
00:42:57,603 --> 00:42:59,174
and Fridays when it's Joy's turn.

891
00:42:59,240 --> 00:43:01,511
You get Wednesdays, Fridays,
and weekends off?

892
00:43:01,578 --> 00:43:03,682
- Mm-hmm, I do.
- I'm in the wrong business.

893
00:43:03,749 --> 00:43:06,221
Feel free to take my place. I'm retiring.

894
00:43:06,288 --> 00:43:07,523
- Really?
- Mm-hmm.

895
00:43:07,590 --> 00:43:09,127
Right after Christmas dinner.

896
00:43:09,194 --> 00:43:11,231
And I am not doing the dishes either.

897
00:43:11,298 --> 00:43:13,068
Although, I rarely do. That's Joy's job.

898
00:43:13,135 --> 00:43:15,206
I have thought of retiring.

899
00:43:15,273 --> 00:43:17,276
I just don't know what I'd do with myself.

900
00:43:17,343 --> 00:43:19,614
Well, I'm moving someplace warm.

901
00:43:19,681 --> 00:43:25,159
Oh, if I might make a suggestion, 33195,

902
00:43:25,226 --> 00:43:30,836
85701, and 92234.

903
00:43:30,903 --> 00:43:33,142
What are those?

904
00:43:33,209 --> 00:43:38,119
Zip codes, Miami, Tucson, Palm Springs.

905
00:43:38,185 --> 00:43:39,588
(laughs)

906
00:43:39,654 --> 00:43:41,367
(Joy): All right, whoever
collects the most pinecones

907
00:43:41,391 --> 00:43:44,831
in 30 seconds wins. One, two, three, go!

908
00:43:44,898 --> 00:43:47,102
(Joy and Sabrina laughing)

909
00:43:47,169 --> 00:43:49,875
You know, when I first started,

910
00:43:49,941 --> 00:43:51,578
she did everything herself

911
00:43:51,645 --> 00:43:56,121
the gardening, the chickens,
the decorating.

912
00:43:56,187 --> 00:43:58,425
And she cooked like a dream.

913
00:43:58,492 --> 00:44:00,963
- Why'd she stop?
- No one to cook for.

914
00:44:01,030 --> 00:44:04,971
You can't exactly have people
over, under the circumstances.

915
00:44:05,038 --> 00:44:09,715
Yeah, well, things in our
life, have a way of

916
00:44:09,781 --> 00:44:13,388
are nothing if have no one
to share them with.

917
00:44:15,359 --> 00:44:17,696
Do you have someone?

918
00:44:20,636 --> 00:44:21,972
I used to.

919
00:44:22,039 --> 00:44:24,177
(popcorn crunches)

920
00:44:24,244 --> 00:44:26,481
I did, too.

921
00:44:28,051 --> 00:44:30,823
(tender music)

922
00:44:30,889 --> 00:44:32,660
(embarrassed chuckle)

923
00:44:35,099 --> 00:44:38,705
(gentle Christmas music playing)

924
00:44:41,578 --> 00:44:44,584
Hey, I just realized,
we're actually getting along.

925
00:44:44,651 --> 00:44:45,953
Yeah.

926
00:44:46,020 --> 00:44:48,325
(Sabrina): Do you think we're
gonna be friends one day?

927
00:44:48,392 --> 00:44:50,395
Maybe in like, 20 years.

928
00:44:51,698 --> 00:44:53,635
Maybe I won't tell Dad you drove his car.

929
00:44:53,702 --> 00:44:55,038
Thanks.

930
00:44:55,706 --> 00:44:57,710
But he can still check the odometer.

931
00:44:58,378 --> 00:44:59,618
I only went around the block.

932
00:44:59,648 --> 00:45:01,818
No you didn't, you went by
Glenna Green's house

933
00:45:01,885 --> 00:45:03,489
- three times.
- Did not!

934
00:45:03,555 --> 00:45:05,426
Yes, you did. Her little brother saw you.

935
00:45:05,493 --> 00:45:07,329
Well, he's wrong.

936
00:45:09,467 --> 00:45:11,305
Do you think Max and
Joy are just friends?

937
00:45:11,372 --> 00:45:12,807
Huh, are you kidding?

938
00:45:12,874 --> 00:45:14,987
The dude's like, totally in love
with her. You see the way

939
00:45:15,011 --> 00:45:16,757
he looks at her when he thinks
she's not looking?

940
00:45:16,781 --> 00:45:19,287
- That's how you know.
- Interesting.

941
00:45:19,353 --> 00:45:20,932
I thought I saw her look at him like that

942
00:45:20,956 --> 00:45:23,696
but then she just
pretended she was knitting.

943
00:45:23,763 --> 00:45:26,835
Old people are weird. If I
liked a girl, I'd just tell her.

944
00:45:26,901 --> 00:45:29,174
That's not true. You like Glenna Green

945
00:45:29,240 --> 00:45:30,320
and you barely talk to her.

946
00:45:30,376 --> 00:45:32,746
I don't like her.

947
00:45:33,515 --> 00:45:35,219
Yes, you do. You wrote her name

948
00:45:35,286 --> 00:45:37,122
in your notebook, with a heart. (Scoffs)

949
00:45:37,189 --> 00:45:38,992
So, now you're snooping in my room?

950
00:45:39,060 --> 00:45:41,664
Now? I've been doing
it since I was three.

951
00:45:45,639 --> 00:45:51,951
(Christmas music continues)

952
00:46:08,552 --> 00:46:10,156
Got another one.

953
00:46:10,223 --> 00:46:11,691
I think we need more.

954
00:46:11,758 --> 00:46:13,137
We don't want to look like cheapskates.

955
00:46:13,161 --> 00:46:15,333
Well, on the other hand,
we don't want to look like

956
00:46:15,399 --> 00:46:16,811
the kind of parents who spoil our kids.

957
00:46:16,835 --> 00:46:19,307
No, we would never spoil our kids.

958
00:46:19,374 --> 00:46:21,645
That's true. So what, five more boxes?

959
00:46:21,711 --> 00:46:24,884
Hmm, ten more. (Snaps fingers)

960
00:46:24,951 --> 00:46:26,287
Big ones!

961
00:46:26,354 --> 00:46:28,992
Super close. Like, huddle together.

962
00:46:29,060 --> 00:46:31,798
Get super, super close. Yes!

963
00:46:31,865 --> 00:46:33,335
No, I can't, my back is killing...

964
00:46:33,402 --> 00:46:35,372
(all talking over)

965
00:46:36,608 --> 00:46:38,779
(Marta): Here we go. Bend down.

966
00:46:38,845 --> 00:46:40,449
Bend down, I can't see you. I can't see.

967
00:46:40,516 --> 00:46:42,153
Grandpa, get closer to Grandma.

968
00:46:42,220 --> 00:46:43,665
(Freddie): Now listen, you guys, I know

969
00:46:43,689 --> 00:46:45,668
what I'm doing here, okay?
I want the kids in the...

970
00:46:45,692 --> 00:46:46,692
I don't think that...

971
00:46:46,728 --> 00:46:48,498
Hold on! Hold on! Hold on!

972
00:46:48,565 --> 00:46:50,436
Okay, I think...

973
00:46:50,502 --> 00:46:52,740
Okay, all right, all right,
so we've got a frame.

974
00:46:52,807 --> 00:46:54,844
All right, guys. Guys, five seconds.

975
00:46:54,911 --> 00:46:56,281
- Okay.
- Okay.

976
00:46:56,348 --> 00:46:58,050
(Max): Ready? All right, stay.

977
00:46:58,118 --> 00:47:01,591
Five, four, three, two, one...

978
00:47:01,658 --> 00:47:04,164
(all): Merry Christmas!

979
00:47:04,230 --> 00:47:05,966
(camera shutter snaps)

980
00:47:07,203 --> 00:47:09,708
(Joy): That was so lovely.

981
00:47:09,774 --> 00:47:10,910
Right?

982
00:47:10,976 --> 00:47:12,179
Yes.

983
00:47:15,919 --> 00:47:17,357
Hey, Hawk!

984
00:47:17,423 --> 00:47:19,127
What's on your shirt?

985
00:47:19,193 --> 00:47:21,432
- (snowball thwacks)
- Oh!

986
00:47:21,498 --> 00:47:23,936
Dude! Dude, it's on!

987
00:47:24,003 --> 00:47:25,473
(Max): Hey, hey!

988
00:47:25,539 --> 00:47:26,975
- (snowball thwacks)
- Ow!

989
00:47:27,041 --> 00:47:28,478
Uh-oh.

990
00:47:33,755 --> 00:47:37,230
♪ When you look outside
and see the snowman ♪

991
00:47:37,297 --> 00:47:40,235
♪ And Santa is on the way ♪

992
00:47:40,302 --> 00:47:45,646
♪ You can really say that it
almost nearly Christmas ♪

993
00:47:45,713 --> 00:47:49,654
♪ When we're together ♪

994
00:47:49,721 --> 00:47:52,226
♪ Together at Christmastime ♪

995
00:47:52,293 --> 00:47:58,505
♪ There's nothing better,
everything just feels so right ♪

996
00:47:58,572 --> 00:48:02,479
♪ When we're together ♪

997
00:48:02,546 --> 00:48:05,286
♪ Together at Christmas time ♪

998
00:48:05,352 --> 00:48:10,629
♪ This magic never will leave our minds ♪

999
00:48:10,696 --> 00:48:12,900
♪ Together at Christmastime ♪

1000
00:48:13,902 --> 00:48:20,649
♪ So bring the Christmas
cheer wherever you go ♪

1001
00:48:20,716 --> 00:48:26,961
♪ Make sure it's not in short supply ♪

1002
00:48:27,028 --> 00:48:32,038
♪ And when the church bells
ring let's start the show ♪

1003
00:48:32,106 --> 00:48:33,742
(all laughing)

1004
00:48:33,809 --> 00:48:37,216
♪ Just hold on and enjoy the ride ♪♪♪

1005
00:48:37,283 --> 00:48:38,652
(Max chuckles)

1006
00:48:38,719 --> 00:48:41,090
Oh, my God, Mr. Merriman is here.

1007
00:48:41,157 --> 00:48:43,161
(Max): Mr. Merriman.

1008
00:48:43,228 --> 00:48:44,864
(Joy): Hi!

1009
00:48:44,931 --> 00:48:45,766
Hi, Mr. Merriman.

1010
00:48:45,833 --> 00:48:48,238
So, this is Goose Lane, huh?

1011
00:48:48,305 --> 00:48:50,576
I'm surprised I've never been here.

1012
00:48:50,643 --> 00:48:53,182
I wasn't expecting you this early.

1013
00:48:53,248 --> 00:48:55,385
Nah, I should have called.

1014
00:48:55,452 --> 00:48:57,724
The good news is, you're featured in

1015
00:48:57,790 --> 00:48:59,828
the Times food section tomorrow.

1016
00:48:59,894 --> 00:49:01,231
Wow!

1017
00:49:01,298 --> 00:49:02,400
Mm-hmm.

1018
00:49:02,467 --> 00:49:05,206
So, this must be Mr. Edwards?

1019
00:49:05,272 --> 00:49:07,610
- Ah, call me Max.
- Nobody calls me Mr. Edwards.

1020
00:49:07,677 --> 00:49:10,182
(sotto) Literally.

1021
00:49:12,253 --> 00:49:13,253
(sighs)

1022
00:49:14,858 --> 00:49:19,901
Uh, will you excuse me for
a minute? I'm gonna... yeah.

1023
00:49:19,968 --> 00:49:21,638
Hey! Shh!

1024
00:49:22,005 --> 00:49:24,978
- Look, I apologize.
- They're not usually like this.

1025
00:49:25,045 --> 00:49:29,053
No, they remind me of my own family.

1026
00:49:29,120 --> 00:49:30,889
My kids are grown now,

1027
00:49:30,956 --> 00:49:33,162
but I would have missed
those times for anything.

1028
00:49:33,228 --> 00:49:34,664
Hmm.

1029
00:49:34,731 --> 00:49:37,403
Now, I know that I sprung
this show on you

1030
00:49:37,470 --> 00:49:40,208
but I think you're going to do just fine.

1031
00:49:41,511 --> 00:49:42,780
(Max): Oh, oh, oh!

1032
00:49:42,847 --> 00:49:45,519
Well, I've seen all I need to.

1033
00:49:45,586 --> 00:49:47,357
Are you sure you don't want to come in?

1034
00:49:47,423 --> 00:49:48,992
No, my driver's out front.

1035
00:49:49,060 --> 00:49:50,939
I only have today to find
my wife the perfect gift.

1036
00:49:50,963 --> 00:49:52,900
If I might offer some advice?

1037
00:49:54,403 --> 00:49:56,808
There is a crack in everything, Joy.

1038
00:49:57,343 --> 00:49:59,113
That's how the light gets in.

1039
00:50:01,318 --> 00:50:02,753
Merry Christmas.

1040
00:50:03,355 --> 00:50:04,824
Merry Christmas!

1041
00:50:08,632 --> 00:50:12,739
(sewing machine clacking)

1042
00:50:15,312 --> 00:50:18,885
(tender music playing)

1043
00:50:28,505 --> 00:50:31,845
(Max): Hey, were you up all
night? I saw the lights on.

1044
00:50:31,911 --> 00:50:34,783
I brought you some...

1045
00:50:36,254 --> 00:50:37,556
(Joy chuckles)

1046
00:50:37,623 --> 00:50:39,059
What is this?

1047
00:50:39,126 --> 00:50:40,529
Your gallery.

1048
00:50:40,596 --> 00:50:42,065
(clicks tongue)

1049
00:50:42,132 --> 00:50:45,138
You mean the Mr. Joy Edwards gallery?

1050
00:50:45,205 --> 00:50:49,413
By appointment only. Soon to
be seen by a TV audience.

1051
00:50:49,480 --> 00:50:50,816
A cooking show audience.

1052
00:50:50,883 --> 00:50:52,986
A hungry audience.

1053
00:50:54,223 --> 00:50:56,594
- Thank you.
- I should be thanking you.

1054
00:50:56,661 --> 00:50:57,996
Okay.

1055
00:50:59,700 --> 00:51:04,176
(tender music playing)

1056
00:51:08,952 --> 00:51:10,789
(Sabrina): You two are
gonna have excellent

1057
00:51:10,856 --> 00:51:12,259
on-screen chemistry.

1058
00:51:13,862 --> 00:51:17,536
Uh, Max, you should pick up
the desserts

1059
00:51:17,603 --> 00:51:19,474
'cause the bakery
closes early on the holiday.

1060
00:51:19,540 --> 00:51:21,477
Bakery by the tree lot?

1061
00:51:21,544 --> 00:51:23,582
- (grumbles)
- Oh.

1062
00:51:23,648 --> 00:51:25,686
Don't worry. I got it.

1063
00:51:25,753 --> 00:51:27,289
Can I drive? I have my permit.

1064
00:51:28,425 --> 00:51:29,426
Show it to me.

1065
00:51:32,433 --> 00:51:34,203
(paper crinkles)

1066
00:51:35,338 --> 00:51:36,875
You ever drive before?

1067
00:51:36,942 --> 00:51:38,779
Whenever his parents are out of town.

1068
00:51:38,846 --> 00:51:41,884
I'm good. They just never let me.

1069
00:51:43,655 --> 00:51:45,158
Let's go, kid.

1070
00:51:49,032 --> 00:51:51,604
Create some recipes and start
some tradition.

1071
00:51:51,671 --> 00:51:53,608
You'll find your meals
and your life improving.

1072
00:51:53,675 --> 00:51:54,744
Who said that?

1073
00:51:54,811 --> 00:51:56,714
You did, Volume 1.

1074
00:51:57,449 --> 00:51:59,420
Wow! You memorized that?

1075
00:52:01,324 --> 00:52:03,495
You know, you're like the only person

1076
00:52:03,562 --> 00:52:04,874
who isn't being paid to be with me.

1077
00:52:04,898 --> 00:52:06,567
Oh, that can't be true.

1078
00:52:06,634 --> 00:52:08,372
My parents are always with clients.

1079
00:52:08,438 --> 00:52:10,809
They FaceTime me every morning
to tell me they love me,

1080
00:52:10,876 --> 00:52:12,112
but they're never around.

1081
00:52:12,179 --> 00:52:15,819
Well, of course they love
you. How could they not?

1082
00:52:15,886 --> 00:52:18,023
You're an amazing young lady.

1083
00:52:18,091 --> 00:52:19,026
Really?

1084
00:52:19,093 --> 00:52:21,064
Yeah. If I had a daughter,

1085
00:52:21,131 --> 00:52:23,735
I'd want her to be just like you.

1086
00:52:29,247 --> 00:52:30,849
Oh.

1087
00:52:43,108 --> 00:52:45,412
Let's get in and out 'cause I wanna drive.

1088
00:52:45,478 --> 00:52:48,985
Uh, let's get the food
home first and then I'll find

1089
00:52:49,052 --> 00:52:50,823
a parking lot and you can drive around.

1090
00:52:50,889 --> 00:52:52,059
That's not driving.

1091
00:52:52,126 --> 00:52:53,562
Well, it's all the time I have.

1092
00:52:53,628 --> 00:52:55,499
You sound like my dad.

1093
00:52:55,565 --> 00:52:57,936
Hey, hey, hey come here...

1094
00:53:06,454 --> 00:53:08,492
You drive home.

1095
00:53:08,559 --> 00:53:10,829
- Deal?
- Deal.

1096
00:53:12,366 --> 00:53:13,769
All right, kid.

1097
00:53:13,835 --> 00:53:16,507
(quirky music playing)

1098
00:53:18,278 --> 00:53:19,447
Whoa!

1099
00:53:19,514 --> 00:53:20,916
(Max grumbles)

1100
00:53:20,982 --> 00:53:22,853
What are you doing?

1101
00:53:23,655 --> 00:53:25,959
Sorry. Uh

1102
00:53:28,965 --> 00:53:33,374
it's already ordered,
two pies, cake, and a yule log.

1103
00:53:33,441 --> 00:53:34,910
Yeah, I know that.

1104
00:53:34,977 --> 00:53:36,947
- You've got it.
- Let's go get it.

1105
00:53:38,451 --> 00:53:39,753
No.

1106
00:53:39,820 --> 00:53:41,257
Why not?

1107
00:53:42,259 --> 00:53:43,428
(exhales)

1108
00:53:43,495 --> 00:53:46,167
Just there's someone in
there I don't want to see.

1109
00:53:46,233 --> 00:53:47,869
Okay, who?

1110
00:53:48,905 --> 00:53:50,809
Oh, it's your girlfriend, isn't it?

1111
00:53:51,244 --> 00:53:54,183
- No.
- Yeah? Well who could it be?

1112
00:53:54,250 --> 00:53:56,354
It's a girl. It's a, it's a girl.

1113
00:53:57,089 --> 00:53:58,492
She...

1114
00:53:58,559 --> 00:54:02,166
Remember when I said stay in
your lane? This is the time.

1115
00:54:02,233 --> 00:54:05,105
Stay in your own lane or you
lose driving privileges, okay?

1116
00:54:05,172 --> 00:54:07,976
So, you can go get that food,

1117
00:54:08,043 --> 00:54:09,289
or I'll stick you in the parking lot.

1118
00:54:09,313 --> 00:54:10,916
All right, go, just... (Hawk chuckles)

1119
00:54:10,982 --> 00:54:12,953
Yeah, go get the food.

1120
00:54:14,324 --> 00:54:15,859
(exhales)

1121
00:54:16,594 --> 00:54:17,963
Huh.

1122
00:54:19,934 --> 00:54:24,910
(quirky music continues)

1123
00:54:27,083 --> 00:54:29,754
What are you chatting, kid? Come on!

1124
00:54:29,821 --> 00:54:31,457
Chatting her up.

1125
00:54:33,428 --> 00:54:34,630
(sighs)

1126
00:54:34,697 --> 00:54:35,999
Got it.

1127
00:54:39,073 --> 00:54:41,510
- There was...
- You forgot your yule log.

1128
00:54:41,577 --> 00:54:44,049
- Hey.
- You.

1129
00:54:44,116 --> 00:54:47,155
- Oh, sorry. That's also mine.
- Oh, it's all yours?

1130
00:54:47,222 --> 00:54:49,360
Just put it right there on top.

1131
00:54:49,427 --> 00:54:51,064
Dad, let's go!

1132
00:54:51,130 --> 00:54:52,900
You have a kid, too?

1133
00:54:53,535 --> 00:54:56,240
- It's the neighbor's kid.
- Are you kidding me?

1134
00:54:56,841 --> 00:55:00,182
- Hawk: Dad, come on!
- Run. Go. Go, go, go!

1135
00:55:00,249 --> 00:55:02,786
You disgust me! I can't believe you!

1136
00:55:02,853 --> 00:55:04,723
- You're a horrible man.
- Oh.

1137
00:55:04,790 --> 00:55:07,129
I hope you have a lousy Christmas!

1138
00:55:07,196 --> 00:55:09,596
(redhead): You know what? Does
your wife know about this kid?

1139
00:55:09,634 --> 00:55:11,538
Hey, slide over.

1140
00:55:11,604 --> 00:55:13,318
- You said I could drive.
- (Redhead continues shouting)

1141
00:55:13,342 --> 00:55:16,046
Right. You're right, you're right.

1142
00:55:16,114 --> 00:55:19,353
Okay? I hope that yule log
falls in the fire or something!

1143
00:55:20,122 --> 00:55:22,125
(pan rasps on grill)

1144
00:55:22,960 --> 00:55:24,831
Okay.

1145
00:55:24,897 --> 00:55:27,102
Okay.

1146
00:55:27,169 --> 00:55:31,076
All right. Ooh, we are doing this!

1147
00:55:31,143 --> 00:55:33,281
Yes, we are. Hawk: Got the stuff.

1148
00:55:33,348 --> 00:55:35,652
- (Joy): Great. Where's Max?
- He's getting dressed.

1149
00:55:35,718 --> 00:55:38,825
Ah, yeah. You guys should go
get ready too, actually.

1150
00:55:38,892 --> 00:55:41,097
- They're going to be here soon.
- You got it.

1151
00:55:41,864 --> 00:55:43,267
These aren't half bad.

1152
00:55:43,334 --> 00:55:46,440
Hey, don't be talking with
your mouth full. Now, scoot!

1153
00:55:48,144 --> 00:55:51,651
(tender music playing)

1154
00:55:51,718 --> 00:55:53,422
(cinnamon scraping)

1155
00:55:53,488 --> 00:55:55,492
(door opens)

1156
00:55:55,559 --> 00:55:57,195
In the kitchen.

1157
00:55:59,400 --> 00:56:01,337
Hi, Mom.

1158
00:56:02,173 --> 00:56:06,313
Wow! Oh, you look beautiful!

1159
00:56:07,850 --> 00:56:09,953
Looking good, mamacita.

1160
00:56:12,192 --> 00:56:14,105
And I'm still not sure
about that lipstick, Joy.

1161
00:56:14,129 --> 00:56:15,598
(scoffs) (Freddie): Marta, leave

1162
00:56:15,665 --> 00:56:17,436
- the girl alone.
- Yes, dear.

1163
00:56:17,502 --> 00:56:18,805
(door opens and shuts)

1164
00:56:18,872 --> 00:56:21,310
(footsteps approach)

1165
00:56:25,618 --> 00:56:26,554
Wow.

1166
00:56:26,621 --> 00:56:28,056
(exhales)

1167
00:56:34,937 --> 00:56:39,347
(stammering): You look better
than the family in my books.

1168
00:56:39,413 --> 00:56:41,918
Yeah, those posers don't
hold a candle to us.

1169
00:56:41,984 --> 00:56:43,321
(laughs)

1170
00:56:43,387 --> 00:56:45,792
You don't think I look washed
out without makeup?

1171
00:56:45,859 --> 00:56:48,030
Oh, you look beautiful!

1172
00:56:48,097 --> 00:56:49,666
I shaved.

1173
00:56:50,902 --> 00:56:53,709
You know, just slouch a little.

1174
00:56:54,544 --> 00:56:58,016
Nah, we'll just tell them
you had a growth spurt.

1175
00:56:58,986 --> 00:57:00,923
Merry Christmas.

1176
00:57:00,989 --> 00:57:03,528
(all): Merry Christmas. (Glasses clink)

1177
00:57:06,734 --> 00:57:09,440
Okay, the cameras are going
to be here soon,

1178
00:57:09,506 --> 00:57:13,215
so everybody just be yourselves.
But don't.

1179
00:57:13,281 --> 00:57:17,054
(gentle music playing)

1180
00:57:44,243 --> 00:57:45,946
(gasps) Oh, God.

1181
00:57:46,013 --> 00:57:48,652
- Joy.
- Yeah.

1182
00:57:48,718 --> 00:57:50,021
- We can do this.
- We can.

1183
00:57:50,088 --> 00:57:51,224
Nothing's gonna go wrong.

1184
00:57:51,291 --> 00:57:53,094
Nothing. (Doorbell chimes)

1185
00:57:53,160 --> 00:57:54,596
Let's go.

1186
00:57:57,970 --> 00:58:00,775
Hi! Where can I touch up my glam?

1187
00:58:01,143 --> 00:58:03,114
Almost done with your mic.

1188
00:58:06,019 --> 00:58:07,589
You ready, Steve? (Steve): Yeah.

1189
00:58:08,124 --> 00:58:09,727
All right, Joy, it's show time.

1190
00:58:09,794 --> 00:58:10,828
Let's go, Steve.

1191
00:58:20,415 --> 00:58:22,452
(sputters)

1192
00:58:30,168 --> 00:58:31,570
I hope you're ready, world,

1193
00:58:31,637 --> 00:58:33,742
because we're getting
a behind-the-scenes look

1194
00:58:33,808 --> 00:58:38,851
into the magical Christmas world
of Joy Edwards. Come on!

1195
00:58:40,188 --> 00:58:42,192
(knock on door)

1196
00:58:42,893 --> 00:58:44,563
<i>(Joy): Coming!</i>

1197
00:58:46,300 --> 00:58:48,871
- Liza!
- Hello!

1198
00:58:48,938 --> 00:58:51,277
Welcome, welcome to Goose Lane.

1199
00:58:51,343 --> 00:58:53,181
- Thank you.
- Merry Christmas.

1200
00:58:53,247 --> 00:58:55,618
Merry Christmas. Come in.

1201
00:58:56,621 --> 00:59:01,597
Oh, Joy, it's just as you described it.

1202
00:59:01,664 --> 00:59:05,739
Oh, well, I wouldn't make it up.

1203
00:59:05,805 --> 00:59:06,874
(laughs)

1204
00:59:06,941 --> 00:59:08,411
What a treat.

1205
00:59:08,478 --> 00:59:11,016
- Come on in.
- Okay.

1206
00:59:11,084 --> 00:59:13,521
We like to grow our own
winter vegetables,

1207
00:59:13,588 --> 00:59:17,195
some of which we'll be eating tonight.

1208
00:59:17,262 --> 00:59:19,232
Oh, so fresh.

1209
00:59:21,104 --> 00:59:26,012
Finally, the beloved
Goose Lane chicken coop.

1210
00:59:26,080 --> 00:59:27,749
Oh, you'd better stay back.

1211
00:59:27,816 --> 00:59:30,789
The reds get uh, feisty
around the holidays.

1212
00:59:30,855 --> 00:59:32,292
All right.

1213
00:59:38,036 --> 00:59:39,773
(chicken squawking sounds)

1214
00:59:39,840 --> 00:59:42,412
Ooh, angry chickens.

1215
00:59:44,116 --> 00:59:45,218
Wow!

1216
00:59:51,997 --> 00:59:53,802
(Liza): Oh!

1217
00:59:53,868 --> 00:59:55,838
Ooh! Whew!

1218
00:59:56,907 --> 00:59:58,545
All right.

1219
00:59:58,611 --> 00:59:59,780
Wow.

1220
00:59:59,846 --> 01:00:03,888
Yes. So, these eggs will be
found in the stuffing

1221
01:00:03,954 --> 01:00:08,297
and my holiday scramble
on Christmas morning.

1222
01:00:08,364 --> 01:00:10,302
It doesn't get any fresher than this.

1223
01:00:10,369 --> 01:00:12,472
- Mm-hmm.
- Oh.

1224
01:00:13,039 --> 01:00:14,076
Ah!

1225
01:00:14,143 --> 01:00:18,050
The secret to my turkey

1226
01:00:18,118 --> 01:00:20,956
brining. I do it for two days.

1227
01:00:21,022 --> 01:00:22,426
Oh.

1228
01:00:22,492 --> 01:00:25,498
Well, looks like we have company, huh?

1229
01:00:25,565 --> 01:00:27,702
- Yeah.
- Hey, honey.

1230
01:00:29,540 --> 01:00:33,914
Um, Max is the guinea
pig for all my recipes.

1231
01:00:33,981 --> 01:00:35,518
- Oh.
- And I'm still alive.

1232
01:00:35,585 --> 01:00:38,191
As long as you don't mess
up cutting the turkey.

1233
01:00:38,257 --> 01:00:39,426
Oh.

1234
01:00:39,493 --> 01:00:41,130
(Liza): You two are just like newlyweds.

1235
01:00:41,197 --> 01:00:43,601
Well, it's like we were married yesterday.

1236
01:00:43,668 --> 01:00:47,342
Um, why don't we go meet
the rest of the family?

1237
01:00:52,452 --> 01:00:57,562
(Joy): And this is Tommy and Tori.

1238
01:00:57,629 --> 01:01:00,268
A pleasure to be on the
show, Liza. I'm a big fan.

1239
01:01:00,334 --> 01:01:03,274
(Liza): Thank you, Tori.
Tommy, how old are you?

1240
01:01:03,340 --> 01:01:04,743
Thirteen.

1241
01:01:04,810 --> 01:01:05,845
Really?

1242
01:01:05,912 --> 01:01:07,783
- I grew four inches last week.
- (pats back)

1243
01:01:07,849 --> 01:01:08,849
Month. Year.

1244
01:01:08,884 --> 01:01:12,024
And of course, what would Christmas be

1245
01:01:12,092 --> 01:01:13,761
without Mom and Dad?

1246
01:01:13,828 --> 01:01:15,866
From what I've read, you two live close?

1247
01:01:15,932 --> 01:01:18,137
06831.

1248
01:01:18,938 --> 01:01:22,245
Uh, Dad's always been very
fascinated with zip codes.

1249
01:01:22,312 --> 01:01:25,618
And I still married him anyway. (Laughs)

1250
01:01:25,685 --> 01:01:27,222
Well, nothing moves the mail quicker,

1251
01:01:27,288 --> 01:01:28,892
especially around Christmastime.

1252
01:01:28,958 --> 01:01:30,928
That's enough, dear.

1253
01:01:32,766 --> 01:01:34,236
Oh, wow!

1254
01:01:34,303 --> 01:01:37,375
My husband painted everything here.

1255
01:01:38,878 --> 01:01:40,381
Now, this one, I love.

1256
01:01:40,448 --> 01:01:43,153
(Max): Thank you.

1257
01:01:43,220 --> 01:01:44,957
Max Strandland?

1258
01:01:45,024 --> 01:01:46,727
Oh, that's his maiden name.

1259
01:01:47,629 --> 01:01:49,533
I would love one of these in my home.

1260
01:01:49,599 --> 01:01:52,038
- Well, you can have one.
- Everything here is for sale.

1261
01:01:52,106 --> 01:01:54,008
Well, except the one over the mantel.

1262
01:01:54,075 --> 01:01:56,080
Max painted that one for me.

1263
01:01:56,147 --> 01:01:57,716
I'll paint you another one.

1264
01:01:57,783 --> 01:01:59,352
Look, anything you like, if you see it,

1265
01:01:59,419 --> 01:02:01,991
I'll take it off the wall,
put it right in your car.

1266
01:02:02,057 --> 01:02:03,694
- Oh!
- Right now.

1267
01:02:04,830 --> 01:02:06,868
Joy, your earrings are gorgeous.

1268
01:02:06,934 --> 01:02:11,143
Oh, thank you. You know, they
get so heavy, I need a break.

1269
01:02:11,210 --> 01:02:12,612
Oh, I get it.

1270
01:02:12,679 --> 01:02:15,118
So, this is my favorite part.

1271
01:02:15,185 --> 01:02:18,257
We open presents
on Christmas morning.

1272
01:02:18,324 --> 01:02:19,759
Mm-hmm.

1273
01:02:19,826 --> 01:02:23,201
But it's a longstanding
tradition that we exchange

1274
01:02:23,268 --> 01:02:25,438
handmade gifts on Christmas Eve.

1275
01:02:25,505 --> 01:02:28,311
Oh, that is beautiful. Can I help?

1276
01:02:28,378 --> 01:02:30,882
Yes, please. Thank you.

1277
01:02:33,287 --> 01:02:35,458
Wow.

1278
01:02:37,896 --> 01:02:39,833
(gasps)

1279
01:02:39,900 --> 01:02:41,871
A hand-knit scarf?

1280
01:02:41,938 --> 01:02:43,574
Oh, same here!

1281
01:02:45,043 --> 01:02:46,346
Him too?

1282
01:02:47,815 --> 01:02:50,689
Just what he needs for those
long, neighborhood walks.

1283
01:02:50,755 --> 01:02:54,062
Yeah, well maybe you'll come
with me next time... dear. Hmm.

1284
01:02:55,065 --> 01:02:56,466
Nice beanie.

1285
01:02:59,005 --> 01:03:00,675
All my favorite recipes.

1286
01:03:02,412 --> 01:03:04,416
All right.

1287
01:03:06,520 --> 01:03:08,358
Fancy paintbrushes.

1288
01:03:09,193 --> 01:03:12,365
Okay, I didn't make them but
I saw them and I thought of you.

1289
01:03:12,432 --> 01:03:13,968
I love them.

1290
01:03:16,774 --> 01:03:19,146
You haven't opened your
stocking yet, Joy.

1291
01:03:19,212 --> 01:03:20,548
(all): Yeah, open it.

1292
01:03:20,615 --> 01:03:22,319
(Liza): Let's see what they got ya.

1293
01:03:22,386 --> 01:03:24,122
Okay.

1294
01:03:25,625 --> 01:03:31,403
Oh! A chopstick holder.
It's just what I wanted.

1295
01:03:32,739 --> 01:03:36,045
Whoa, hey, hey, just wait
a second, son, would you?

1296
01:03:36,580 --> 01:03:38,451
Interesting gift.

1297
01:03:38,518 --> 01:03:40,688
Sorry, Mom, we were just
messing with you since

1298
01:03:40,755 --> 01:03:43,261
you're always on us about laundry.

1299
01:03:43,328 --> 01:03:47,335
Naughty and nice, you know,
that's, that's kids for ya.

1300
01:03:47,402 --> 01:03:49,840
You guys are the best parents I ever had.

1301
01:03:49,907 --> 01:03:51,076
(sheepish chuckle)

1302
01:03:51,143 --> 01:03:52,946
(doorbell chimes)

1303
01:03:54,082 --> 01:03:55,818
Expecting company?

1304
01:03:57,089 --> 01:03:59,526
It's a little early for Santa.

1305
01:04:06,874 --> 01:04:09,813
- Uh, I got it.
- Oh, no, no, no. Let me.

1306
01:04:09,880 --> 01:04:12,552
Why don't you take everyone
to the table?

1307
01:04:13,788 --> 01:04:17,128
Okay. Who's hungry? I know I am.

1308
01:04:17,195 --> 01:04:18,831
Okay.

1309
01:04:22,806 --> 01:04:24,343
You know, it's probably a neighbor

1310
01:04:24,409 --> 01:04:27,715
bringing some holiday cheer.

1311
01:04:36,367 --> 01:04:38,604
(mic clicks off)

1312
01:04:43,414 --> 01:04:45,451
(exhales)

1313
01:04:54,302 --> 01:04:55,972
Are you Max's wife?

1314
01:04:56,039 --> 01:04:59,546
Uh, it is so sweet of you to stop by.

1315
01:04:59,613 --> 01:05:01,984
As one woman to another,
I should tell you,

1316
01:05:02,051 --> 01:05:03,497
he's come into the bakery several times

1317
01:05:03,521 --> 01:05:06,060
- without his wedding ring.
- What's in a ring?

1318
01:05:06,127 --> 01:05:08,364
♪ Five golden rings ♪

1319
01:05:08,431 --> 01:05:11,537
- He also lied about your son.
- Said he was a neighbor's kid.

1320
01:05:11,604 --> 01:05:13,941
(curious music playing)

1321
01:05:18,818 --> 01:05:22,359
Uh, didn't you hear what I'm saying?

1322
01:05:22,426 --> 01:05:23,994
Um, your husband...

1323
01:05:24,062 --> 01:05:28,737
And what better time for
forgiveness than Christmas?

1324
01:05:30,475 --> 01:05:31,978
You deserve each other.

1325
01:05:32,044 --> 01:05:34,115
(Joy): Aw, thank you.

1326
01:05:37,189 --> 01:05:41,763
Thanks again for the poinsettia... Ginger!

1327
01:05:47,375 --> 01:05:48,510
(mic clicks on)

1328
01:05:48,577 --> 01:05:51,717
- (Liza): Is she joining us?
- No, she's vegan.

1329
01:05:51,783 --> 01:05:53,052
Oh.

1330
01:05:54,322 --> 01:05:56,025
She's done it again.

1331
01:05:56,093 --> 01:05:59,066
Joy Edwards, this looks beautiful.

1332
01:05:59,133 --> 01:06:02,037
Oh, thank you!

1333
01:06:02,105 --> 01:06:07,316
And while it looks like a lot
of work was put into this

1334
01:06:07,382 --> 01:06:10,053
it was. (Laughter)

1335
01:06:10,121 --> 01:06:14,329
The truth is, it doesn't
matter how or where

1336
01:06:14,396 --> 01:06:15,832
we celebrate the holiday.

1337
01:06:15,898 --> 01:06:20,908
We could be sitting on lawn
furniture eating takeout.

1338
01:06:20,975 --> 01:06:24,516
The important thing is that
we're all together.

1339
01:06:24,582 --> 01:06:25,985
Aw.

1340
01:06:26,052 --> 01:06:29,126
Merry Christmas
from the Edwards family.

1341
01:06:29,193 --> 01:06:31,696
(all): Merry Christmas!

1342
01:06:32,932 --> 01:06:34,803
Yes!

1343
01:06:35,571 --> 01:06:36,874
(Max): There we go.

1344
01:06:36,940 --> 01:06:39,546
(all chatting and laughing)

1345
01:06:39,613 --> 01:06:41,817
(Max): No idea what you're
missing out on.

1346
01:06:42,985 --> 01:06:44,522
Thank you.

1347
01:06:44,589 --> 01:06:46,594
You're welcome.

1348
01:06:46,661 --> 01:06:48,498
I would love some gravy, thank you.

1349
01:06:48,564 --> 01:06:49,799
(Marta): It's her specialty.

1350
01:06:49,866 --> 01:06:52,506
(Max): Hey, have I ever told you guys

1351
01:06:52,572 --> 01:06:54,152
about the first Christmas
I spent with your mom?

1352
01:06:54,176 --> 01:06:56,045
- Don't think so.
- I'm sure you have.

1353
01:06:56,113 --> 01:06:58,293
- (Marta): I've never heard it.
- No, no, you've heard it.

1354
01:06:58,317 --> 01:06:59,796
Freddie: Me neither.
(Joy): You've heard it.

1355
01:06:59,820 --> 01:07:00,989
- Nope, never.
- Mom and Dad.

1356
01:07:01,055 --> 01:07:02,592
- Dad, tell us.
- Well, enquiring minds

1357
01:07:02,659 --> 01:07:04,038
want to know, don't you? Don't you?

1358
01:07:04,062 --> 01:07:06,600
- (Marta): We're enquiring, yeah.
- I do.

1359
01:07:06,666 --> 01:07:08,670
Mm-hmm. (Joy chuckles nervously)

1360
01:07:08,737 --> 01:07:13,147
Listen, it was a winter
night, just like this one.

1361
01:07:14,516 --> 01:07:16,653
Snow's fallin' down.

1362
01:07:18,925 --> 01:07:21,396
I'm walking down the sidewalk,

1363
01:07:21,463 --> 01:07:22,633
then I saw her.

1364
01:07:22,699 --> 01:07:25,437
And she's coming my way.

1365
01:07:25,504 --> 01:07:31,584
Hideous Christmas sweater.
Reindeer clips up in her hair.

1366
01:07:31,650 --> 01:07:35,357
But I'll tell you, she was so beautiful.

1367
01:07:39,031 --> 01:07:40,802
The first ten seconds, I knew

1368
01:07:40,869 --> 01:07:44,676
that she was gonna be in my life forever.

1369
01:07:45,511 --> 01:07:47,115
Well, you never told me that.

1370
01:07:47,882 --> 01:07:51,289
Yeah, you know us artists
got an eye for detail.

1371
01:07:52,892 --> 01:07:53,494
Hmm.

1372
01:07:53,560 --> 01:07:56,600
Besides

1373
01:07:56,667 --> 01:07:58,303
you're pretty hard to forget.

1374
01:08:02,178 --> 01:08:04,149
(Marta): How touching.

1375
01:08:04,215 --> 01:08:06,653
Can you pass the yams?

1376
01:08:10,295 --> 01:08:15,805
So, we have a uh,
pumpkin pie, a Dutch apple,

1377
01:08:15,872 --> 01:08:20,881
a Christmas cake,
and my signature yule log.

1378
01:08:20,948 --> 01:08:25,391
Oh. (Anxious music building)

1379
01:08:27,629 --> 01:08:29,299
(turkey cracks)

1380
01:08:29,365 --> 01:08:32,439
(bolt zips)

1381
01:08:32,505 --> 01:08:34,776
(leg thumps on table)

1382
01:08:34,843 --> 01:08:35,745
(table cracks)

1383
01:08:35,812 --> 01:08:37,214
(all shouting)

1384
01:08:37,281 --> 01:08:38,484
Oh, the turkey!

1385
01:08:38,550 --> 01:08:40,421
I got it. I got it.

1386
01:08:42,057 --> 01:08:45,030
(table finishings clattering)

1387
01:08:45,097 --> 01:08:47,535
(Hawk): Oh, I'm sorry, Mom.

1388
01:08:47,602 --> 01:08:51,343
(Joy): That's our Tommy. And uh yes,

1389
01:08:51,409 --> 01:08:53,581
- that is a ping-pong table.
- It's okay, buddy.

1390
01:08:53,648 --> 01:08:57,121
Because who doesn't love a DIY project?

1391
01:08:57,188 --> 01:09:01,430
(Max): That's right. Uh, nothing
goes to waste,

1392
01:09:01,497 --> 01:09:03,066
here at Goose Lane.

1393
01:09:03,133 --> 01:09:04,469
We preach that.

1394
01:09:04,536 --> 01:09:09,746
Uh, so Tori, you remember that
song you were singing earlier?

1395
01:09:09,813 --> 01:09:11,716
♪ We wish you a merry Christmas ♪

1396
01:09:11,783 --> 01:09:13,787
♪ We wish you a merry Christmas ♪

1397
01:09:13,854 --> 01:09:15,625
♪ We wish you a merry Christmas ♪

1398
01:09:15,692 --> 01:09:18,130
♪ And a happy new year ♪

1399
01:09:18,197 --> 01:09:19,465
(clapping)

1400
01:09:19,532 --> 01:09:22,806
What's all this? Sabrina? Henry?

1401
01:09:22,873 --> 01:09:24,442
Mom, you're supposed to be skiing.

1402
01:09:24,509 --> 01:09:26,212
Your father twisted his ankle.

1403
01:09:27,047 --> 01:09:28,984
Is that Frederick, our mailman?

1404
01:09:29,051 --> 01:09:31,690
Ahem, I've taken early retirement.

1405
01:09:31,757 --> 01:09:35,264
Okay, you're coming with me. Now.

1406
01:09:35,331 --> 01:09:36,331
Kill the cameras.

1407
01:09:36,366 --> 01:09:38,036
(Liza): I'm sorry, I can't. We're live.

1408
01:09:38,103 --> 01:09:40,741
Keep the cameras rolling,
fellas. This is TV gold.

1409
01:09:41,910 --> 01:09:45,518
Uh, like so many of you out there, uh,

1410
01:09:45,584 --> 01:09:48,557
we are a blended family.

1411
01:09:48,623 --> 01:09:52,932
Tommy and Tori have two sets
of parents, so that means

1412
01:09:52,999 --> 01:09:56,940
it's double Christmases, and
what could be better than that?

1413
01:09:58,076 --> 01:10:03,820
Okay. Um, I don't know what's
going on here but um, it's over.

1414
01:10:05,625 --> 01:10:06,993
Come with me.

1415
01:10:09,632 --> 01:10:10,835
My name is Sabrina Swinton

1416
01:10:10,902 --> 01:10:13,107
and I'm currently seeking
representation. You can...

1417
01:10:13,174 --> 01:10:14,776
Mom: Sabrina!!

1418
01:10:16,513 --> 01:10:18,183
(door shuts)

1419
01:10:18,250 --> 01:10:20,187
I'm sorry, Joy.

1420
01:10:20,254 --> 01:10:23,527
(Marta): Me too, honey.
I mean, we gave it a shot.

1421
01:10:25,931 --> 01:10:29,572
I'll uh, I'll be by tomorrow
to pick up my cheque.

1422
01:10:29,639 --> 01:10:30,808
(fake laughter)

1423
01:10:30,874 --> 01:10:36,519
(Joy): Bye Mom, bye Dad!
Thanks for coming.

1424
01:10:37,689 --> 01:10:40,428
Yeah, well, empty nest syndrome.

1425
01:10:40,494 --> 01:10:43,934
I mean, we knew it was gonna
happen, just not so soon.

1426
01:10:44,836 --> 01:10:48,777
Joy, we tried. It's over.

1427
01:10:49,379 --> 01:10:52,852
Not until we dig into that yule log.

1428
01:10:55,691 --> 01:10:57,194
Excuse me.

1429
01:10:58,063 --> 01:11:00,401
Gotta love live TV.

1430
01:11:02,105 --> 01:11:05,478
(Max): Joy, I know this is
probably the worst time

1431
01:11:05,545 --> 01:11:10,688
for this but the water damage in my loft,

1432
01:11:10,755 --> 01:11:13,193
it's been fixed for weeks.

1433
01:11:15,331 --> 01:11:16,466
Yeah.

1434
01:11:16,533 --> 01:11:20,474
I'm still here because I don't
want to be your friend.

1435
01:11:22,412 --> 01:11:25,284
I don't want any more first
dates or last dates.

1436
01:11:26,587 --> 01:11:28,156
I know who I want to be with.

1437
01:11:30,828 --> 01:11:34,035
(tender music playing)

1438
01:11:34,102 --> 01:11:36,940
Max, please just not now.

1439
01:11:37,007 --> 01:11:39,378
Why not now?

1440
01:11:39,946 --> 01:11:41,483
What are we waiting for?

1441
01:11:43,287 --> 01:11:47,895
You told me not to settle for
second best. I love you, Joy.

1442
01:11:49,466 --> 01:11:51,403
Always have, always will.

1443
01:11:51,469 --> 01:11:54,809
You just say the word

1444
01:11:54,876 --> 01:11:56,480
and we'll go back out there together.

1445
01:11:56,546 --> 01:11:58,583
(Joy inhales sharply)

1446
01:12:00,087 --> 01:12:02,625
(exhales) Joy?

1447
01:12:04,663 --> 01:12:06,199
Joy?

1448
01:12:17,655 --> 01:12:19,292
Okay.

1449
01:12:21,463 --> 01:12:24,502
(footsteps tap away)

1450
01:12:27,908 --> 01:12:32,418
(somber music playing)

1451
01:12:36,292 --> 01:12:38,028
(door opens)

1452
01:12:38,096 --> 01:12:39,966
(sighs heavily)

1453
01:12:40,033 --> 01:12:42,204
(door closes)

1454
01:12:49,920 --> 01:12:54,095
(steadying inhale)

1455
01:12:58,771 --> 01:13:01,442
- (footsteps approach)
- Ah.

1456
01:13:04,582 --> 01:13:07,454
- Hello.
- Hi.

1457
01:13:08,557 --> 01:13:11,429
So, who wants dessert?

1458
01:13:16,907 --> 01:13:18,410
Could you give me one minute?

1459
01:13:18,477 --> 01:13:21,048
- Of course.
- Thank you. One minute.

1460
01:13:22,485 --> 01:13:24,722
Bill, are you getting all of this?

1461
01:13:25,591 --> 01:13:27,929
Max! Max!

1462
01:13:27,996 --> 01:13:29,899
(truck rumbles away)

1463
01:13:29,966 --> 01:13:31,269
Max!

1464
01:13:33,640 --> 01:13:35,244
(chokes back tears)

1465
01:13:35,311 --> 01:13:37,348
(sighs)

1466
01:14:13,787 --> 01:14:15,891
(sighs deeply)

1467
01:14:15,958 --> 01:14:18,563
(ornaments tinkle)

1468
01:14:25,578 --> 01:14:27,281
(blows out breath)

1469
01:14:28,817 --> 01:14:32,892
I guess it's obvious by now
that those weren't my kids

1470
01:14:32,959 --> 01:14:34,996
or my parents.

1471
01:14:35,063 --> 01:14:37,802
Max isn't my husband.

1472
01:14:38,804 --> 01:14:42,611
The sounds you heard
from the henhouse, YouTube.

1473
01:14:44,482 --> 01:14:46,353
The eggs are from the market.

1474
01:14:46,419 --> 01:14:48,190
The plants from the nursery.

1475
01:14:48,257 --> 01:14:51,028
The pies from the bakery.

1476
01:14:51,096 --> 01:14:54,469
Even the name "Goose Lane" is a lie.

1477
01:14:54,536 --> 01:14:57,374
There has not been a goose
here since I moved in.

1478
01:15:00,046 --> 01:15:06,326
Everything you saw here tonight
was fake. Most of all, me.

1479
01:15:08,898 --> 01:15:11,035
The truth is, I've never had a family.

1480
01:15:11,103 --> 01:15:12,972
I don't even know what one is.

1481
01:15:13,039 --> 01:15:17,781
At least, I didn't until these last few days.

1482
01:15:21,723 --> 01:15:26,833
I am sorry for pretending
to be someone I'm not.

1483
01:15:30,039 --> 01:15:34,582
The real Joy Edwards, me

1484
01:15:37,522 --> 01:15:39,826
is a fraud

1485
01:15:39,892 --> 01:15:42,865
is a mess,

1486
01:15:42,932 --> 01:15:44,635
and alone.

1487
01:15:47,775 --> 01:15:49,378
No!

1488
01:15:50,547 --> 01:15:52,418
(Liza): Well

1489
01:15:54,455 --> 01:15:57,428
happy holidays from Goose Lane.

1490
01:15:59,699 --> 01:16:01,703
(Bill): That's a wrap.

1491
01:16:03,005 --> 01:16:04,775
I'm sorry, Joy.

1492
01:16:10,520 --> 01:16:12,725
(door shuts)

1493
01:16:15,330 --> 01:16:20,807
(gentle music playing)

1494
01:16:22,979 --> 01:16:25,283
(dog barks outside)

1495
01:16:28,757 --> 01:16:30,761
Okay. Where is my phone?

1496
01:16:31,996 --> 01:16:33,333
Come on.

1497
01:16:35,771 --> 01:16:37,508
Oh, here it is.

1498
01:16:39,445 --> 01:16:41,983
Okay, please, please, please,
Max. Please, please.

1499
01:16:42,485 --> 01:16:45,624
(message trail pinging)

1500
01:16:49,065 --> 01:16:50,801
(sighs)

1501
01:16:57,848 --> 01:16:59,618
(groans)

1502
01:17:02,324 --> 01:17:08,203
(gentle music continues)

1503
01:17:15,784 --> 01:17:18,656
(frames clack softly)

1504
01:17:42,104 --> 01:17:43,707
(door opens)

1505
01:17:43,774 --> 01:17:47,248
(Marta): Hey. Hey, are you
up yet? Where are you?

1506
01:17:47,315 --> 01:17:49,017
Hey, I'm in here.

1507
01:17:54,095 --> 01:17:56,399
(Marta): Merry Christmas.

1508
01:17:58,002 --> 01:17:59,339
What are you two doing here?

1509
01:17:59,405 --> 01:18:01,205
Well, you didn't think I was
gonna leave you

1510
01:18:01,242 --> 01:18:02,644
with all this mess.

1511
01:18:03,346 --> 01:18:05,317
(Freddie): Special delivery.

1512
01:18:05,384 --> 01:18:07,522
On Christmas Day?

1513
01:18:07,588 --> 01:18:09,859
Yeah, well, I know people.

1514
01:18:13,066 --> 01:18:14,702
(Joy): Oh.

1515
01:18:18,009 --> 01:18:20,080
You guys, thank you.

1516
01:18:20,147 --> 01:18:21,749
(Freddie): No, thank you.

1517
01:18:22,451 --> 01:18:25,124
For giving us a family at Christmas

1518
01:18:25,190 --> 01:18:27,728
so we wouldn't have to be alone.

1519
01:18:29,365 --> 01:18:31,636
I know that I complained
every now and then

1520
01:18:31,703 --> 01:18:36,279
but I consider myself lucky
to have worked all these years

1521
01:18:36,346 --> 01:18:39,017
with someone I consider a daughter.

1522
01:18:39,084 --> 01:18:40,721
Oh, Marta.

1523
01:18:40,788 --> 01:18:42,925
Even though I am way too
young to be your mother.

1524
01:18:42,992 --> 01:18:45,664
Oh, Marta. (Both chuckle)

1525
01:18:45,731 --> 01:18:50,707
Oh, and I have not forgotten
about your retirement package.

1526
01:18:50,774 --> 01:18:52,911
Oh, no rush.

1527
01:18:52,978 --> 01:18:55,016
I'll be travelling.

1528
01:18:55,084 --> 01:18:57,154
- Really?
- Mm-hmm.

1529
01:18:57,221 --> 01:19:00,060
Freddie and I are going to be

1530
01:19:00,126 --> 01:19:05,437
wintering in the 33427 area.

1531
01:19:05,504 --> 01:19:09,545
- That's Boca Raton.
- Marta has a timeshare.

1532
01:19:09,612 --> 01:19:11,716
Whoa, wait, a timeshare?

1533
01:19:11,783 --> 01:19:14,455
Honey, you've been
overpaying me for years.

1534
01:19:14,521 --> 01:19:16,826
Well, I'm glad something
good came out of all this.

1535
01:19:16,893 --> 01:19:18,763
(doorbell chimes)

1536
01:19:18,830 --> 01:19:20,700
Oh, God. What.

1537
01:19:20,767 --> 01:19:23,940
(Marta): Okay, you pull yourself
together, go get the door.

1538
01:19:24,007 --> 01:19:28,883
I got the dishes.

1539
01:19:28,950 --> 01:19:30,720
(Freddie): I'll dry.

1540
01:19:32,391 --> 01:19:33,593
Oh.

1541
01:19:36,199 --> 01:19:37,668
Merry Christmas, Miss Edwards.

1542
01:19:37,735 --> 01:19:41,176
Oh, we're wait past
Miss Edwards, Sabrina.

1543
01:19:41,243 --> 01:19:44,615
And I owe you a huge apology, Grace.

1544
01:19:44,682 --> 01:19:48,489
No, I actually owe you an apology, Joy.

1545
01:19:48,556 --> 01:19:50,827
We've been so wrapped up in work,

1546
01:19:50,894 --> 01:19:53,900
it took seeing you
with the kids to realize that

1547
01:19:53,967 --> 01:19:57,841
they need parents who are going
to be there, and that's exactly

1548
01:19:57,908 --> 01:20:01,148
what we're going to be from
now on. So, thank you.

1549
01:20:03,086 --> 01:20:05,390
Do you want to come
in for some leftovers?

1550
01:20:05,457 --> 01:20:06,992
Oh, another time?

1551
01:20:07,060 --> 01:20:10,100
Sabrina and I are going to
make gingerbread houses today.

1552
01:20:10,167 --> 01:20:12,804
And we're going to make all
the recipes you gave me, too.

1553
01:20:12,871 --> 01:20:15,443
And my dad's going to take
me for a driving lesson.

1554
01:20:15,510 --> 01:20:17,848
Oh, that sounds like
the perfect Christmas.

1555
01:20:17,915 --> 01:20:20,887
Yeah. You have a great Christmas, too.

1556
01:20:22,391 --> 01:20:24,428
Bye-bye. (Both): Bye.

1557
01:20:36,919 --> 01:20:43,199
Max, hey, it's me. It's like
my tenth call before noon.

1558
01:20:43,266 --> 01:20:46,005
Um, call me back.

1559
01:20:46,072 --> 01:20:47,107
'K, bye.

1560
01:20:48,443 --> 01:20:51,415
(finger taps on phone)

1561
01:20:54,155 --> 01:20:55,523
Just...

1562
01:20:55,590 --> 01:20:57,928
(doorbell chimes)

1563
01:20:59,832 --> 01:21:01,302
Max.

1564
01:21:01,369 --> 01:21:03,038
Max! Max!

1565
01:21:05,009 --> 01:21:06,079
Mr. Merriman.

1566
01:21:06,146 --> 01:21:10,620
I uh, think we should
probably talk. Don't you?

1567
01:21:13,627 --> 01:21:15,530
(Joy): Look, before you say anything,

1568
01:21:15,597 --> 01:21:18,470
I just want to tell you
how sorry I am for ruining

1569
01:21:18,537 --> 01:21:21,542
your Christmas and possibly
your whole company.

1570
01:21:21,609 --> 01:21:23,814
I'm going to make a statement

1571
01:21:23,881 --> 01:21:26,186
saying you knew nothing about this.

1572
01:21:26,252 --> 01:21:28,256
I really didn't mean to lie.

1573
01:21:28,322 --> 01:21:31,829
It just snowballed and I didn't
know how to stop it.

1574
01:21:31,896 --> 01:21:33,266
I know.

1575
01:21:33,333 --> 01:21:36,639
I've known since the beginning, dear.

1576
01:21:36,705 --> 01:21:39,578
We vet all our authors.
It's just part of business.

1577
01:21:40,581 --> 01:21:42,918
I've always gone with my gut.

1578
01:21:42,985 --> 01:21:46,792
When you first came to me with
that book, so original,

1579
01:21:46,859 --> 01:21:51,303
so full of promise,
I saw something in you.

1580
01:21:51,369 --> 01:21:53,506
How could I turn that down?

1581
01:21:53,573 --> 01:21:55,744
I'm guessing you wish you had now.

1582
01:21:58,450 --> 01:22:02,056
Your books are about
family and togetherness.

1583
01:22:02,124 --> 01:22:05,663
That message means something.
Whether you have one, or not.

1584
01:22:06,800 --> 01:22:09,506
I've watched you all these
years, hoping you'd find

1585
01:22:09,572 --> 01:22:11,242
real love along the way.

1586
01:22:11,309 --> 01:22:16,452
I thought doing this show, maybe
you'd see what you were missing.

1587
01:22:16,519 --> 01:22:18,322
So, you risked embarrassing

1588
01:22:18,389 --> 01:22:20,060
the whole publishing house for me?

1589
01:22:20,126 --> 01:22:23,800
Everything's a risk in this
business, and in life.

1590
01:22:23,866 --> 01:22:26,072
That's what makes it so rewarding.

1591
01:22:26,138 --> 01:22:29,578
Look, I don't know what
to say, Mr. Merriman.

1592
01:22:31,014 --> 01:22:32,618
Well, I do.

1593
01:22:32,685 --> 01:22:35,523
Online sales went through
the roof last night.

1594
01:22:35,590 --> 01:22:38,363
The viewers loved you. (Joy scoffs)

1595
01:22:38,429 --> 01:22:39,965
Because you're not perfect.

1596
01:22:40,032 --> 01:22:41,870
You're on the other side of perfect,

1597
01:22:41,937 --> 01:22:44,309
just like the rest of us. (Joy laughs)

1598
01:22:44,375 --> 01:22:46,746
(Mr.Merriman chuckles)

1599
01:22:46,812 --> 01:22:51,122
And if you feel like writing
this next chapter,

1600
01:22:51,189 --> 01:22:56,266
Merriman Publishing would be
happy and honored to publish it.

1601
01:22:56,333 --> 01:23:01,109
No need to make the decision
now. I'm guessing you have uh,

1602
01:23:01,176 --> 01:23:03,413
a few things to sort out.

1603
01:23:03,480 --> 01:23:04,782
Might be too late for that.

1604
01:23:04,849 --> 01:23:07,221
No, it's never too late.

1605
01:23:07,287 --> 01:23:08,923
Especially on Christmas.

1606
01:23:12,231 --> 01:23:16,505
Well, I'm due for some
Christmas caroling,

1607
01:23:16,572 --> 01:23:19,178
although I have the worst
voice in the family.

1608
01:23:19,244 --> 01:23:20,447
(Joy laughs)

1609
01:23:20,513 --> 01:23:22,951
Oh, wait, before I forget.

1610
01:23:28,830 --> 01:23:31,000
- For you.
- Thank you.

1611
01:23:36,413 --> 01:23:38,015
(Joy): They're bookmarks.

1612
01:23:38,082 --> 01:23:41,956
Handmade tassel, metallic
and cotton embroidery.

1613
01:23:42,023 --> 01:23:44,261
(both): Volume 3.

1614
01:23:48,169 --> 01:23:49,838
I'll treasure them.

1615
01:23:55,784 --> 01:23:57,521
Merry Christmas.

1616
01:23:57,588 --> 01:24:00,058
You too, Joy.

1617
01:24:04,000 --> 01:24:05,370
(Joy): Bye.

1618
01:24:08,042 --> 01:24:09,378
(sighs)

1619
01:24:15,657 --> 01:24:18,329
(call ringing)

1620
01:24:25,677 --> 01:24:27,314
(call clicks on)

1621
01:24:27,381 --> 01:24:28,617
You answered.

1622
01:24:28,683 --> 01:24:32,391
(Max): Yeah. Sorry, I've been
trying to think of what to say.

1623
01:24:32,458 --> 01:24:35,697
I'll be in to clear out my
paintings in just a little bit.

1624
01:24:35,764 --> 01:24:38,102
Well, where are you? (Max): Out back.

1625
01:24:42,410 --> 01:24:43,713
Max!

1626
01:24:43,780 --> 01:24:45,684
(Max): Down here.

1627
01:24:46,219 --> 01:24:49,959
The one above the fireplace is yours.

1628
01:24:50,025 --> 01:24:53,566
I told the Manfried Gallery
it's not for sale.

1629
01:24:54,135 --> 01:24:57,039
Wait, the Manfried Gallery? Isn't that...

1630
01:24:57,107 --> 01:24:58,809
The best gallery in New York.

1631
01:24:58,876 --> 01:25:02,684
Oh, my God! Wait, they're
taking you. That's amazing!

1632
01:25:02,751 --> 01:25:04,721
Apparently Manfried's a foodie.

1633
01:25:04,788 --> 01:25:07,827
He saw the show and
he's giving me a window

1634
01:25:07,894 --> 01:25:10,066
and he even bought one for himself.

1635
01:25:11,736 --> 01:25:15,143
Ah! Oh, that's so good.

1636
01:25:16,845 --> 01:25:20,754
It's because of you. And um

1637
01:25:20,820 --> 01:25:22,791
you're a great friend, you know?

1638
01:25:23,859 --> 01:25:27,234
What's wrong with being
great friends, right?

1639
01:25:28,469 --> 01:25:29,405
We'll get coffee.

1640
01:25:29,472 --> 01:25:32,311
No, I don't want to get coffee.

1641
01:25:32,377 --> 01:25:33,847
And I can't be your friend.

1642
01:25:33,914 --> 01:25:37,421
And all that stuff I said
before, and mostly

1643
01:25:37,488 --> 01:25:40,193
what I didn't say

1644
01:25:40,260 --> 01:25:44,835
the first ten seconds when I saw
you walking down the sidewalk,

1645
01:25:44,902 --> 01:25:48,176
I thought, hmm, now there's someone

1646
01:25:48,242 --> 01:25:51,949
who could break my heart.
So, I just kept walking.

1647
01:25:53,286 --> 01:25:55,824
Right, I didn't name my
fake husband after the guy

1648
01:25:55,891 --> 01:25:58,930
in The Exorcist, I named him after you.

1649
01:25:58,996 --> 01:26:04,308
Because it's the only
time that I've ever let myself

1650
01:26:04,375 --> 01:26:07,447
picture a future with someone,
it's been with you.

1651
01:26:10,153 --> 01:26:12,091
I love you.

1652
01:26:12,925 --> 01:26:15,730
I always have and I always will and...

1653
01:26:21,909 --> 01:26:23,279
(Max exhales happily)

1654
01:26:30,727 --> 01:26:35,002
(geese honking, wings flapping)

1655
01:26:44,288 --> 01:26:47,460
(tender music)

1656
01:27:09,939 --> 01:27:14,281
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