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the black, and the green
at the crossroad with a key.
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Roar the lions
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{\an8}I was a soft kid.
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I was sensitive, I'd cry easy,
and I would be scared to fist-fight.
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And my mother used to tell me this thing,
I don't know if you remember,
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but you said this to me more than once.
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You said, "Son,
sometimes you have to be a lion
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so you can be the lamb you really are."
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I talk this shit like a lion.
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Come king, try and bask
Claw slash, lion sword
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Bring war to your front door
Till we no see you no more
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Kill or be killed is a skill
What we learn and master
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{\an8}Annihilate and decimate
Like a natural disaster
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No doubt we've calmed the beast
I warned you about
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Bloody rain and thunder
Roar if we catching a drought
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Mapogo lions on the concrete plain
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Niggas running from our shadows
'Cause we all spit flames
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Lion heart we share upon
Why Babylon can't breathe
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Why we a village
They village with every step we take
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Mapogo looks so deceptive
But my cause is perfected
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A smile in your face
Then turn round and dissect it
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From the fear and disrespect
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The smoke hit different
When your screen is cigarettes
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Big Ben, Queen Elizabeth
Get your rep up
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{\an8}I stepped up for the ones you ate
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{\an8}For then multiplied in snake form
Wait for 'em
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{\an8}We in hell boy, breathe 'em
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Treason I believe in
How the jungle work
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In order for you to live
You need young to murk
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Tear through the ACL
The kidneys, organs, they all choose
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You can keep the ruby chains
I don't like y'all jewels
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Wrapped around my neck
Squeezed tight, I bleed life
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Scream light in this bitch
I've seen lightning get thick
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Brain storm, it got heavy
My vision never cloudy
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The form stay right, nigga howdy...
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Yo, thank you.
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Thank you very much.
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Please, everyone, have a seat.
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Be comfortable.
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We got a lot to talk about.
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Now, I gotta tell you, I gotta tell you
how this show came to be.
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You guys know I live in Ohio.
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In January,
when this nigga, Trump and Elon...
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...made this DOGE thing,
and cut all those government jobs,
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the housing market
in my hometown plunged 20%
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in the first quarter.
And I don't mean to talk like a white...
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...but, boy, they did that, didn't they?
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And then when this nigga deployed
the National Guard in my hometown
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and took the police department
from the mayor,
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oh, D.C. niggas, we don't like that.
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But then my governor in Ohio
sent our National Guard
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to police my hometown.
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And I called these niggas and said,
"I'm pulling up."
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Because these niggas is trying to take
the chocolate out of Chocolate City.
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I said, "I gotta go home
while it's still the city I remember."
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And then I went on Instagram
and saw all the protests in D.C.
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There was a bunch of white people like,
"Not on our streets!"
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I said, "Oh, no, it's too late."
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These whites are entrenched.
"Not on our goddamn streets, you don't."
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This nigga Trump was talking
like he goes out to dinner.
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It's not like that.
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Yeah, and I gotta tell you the truth.
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This is not the only city
this is happening in.
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It's happening in California,
it's happening in Oregon,
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it's happening in Illinois,
and it's happening in Memphis.
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And-- and niggas in Memphis,
they might need it.
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You got to be reasonable. I don't know
if you've been in Memphis recently,
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but them niggas already stole two tanks
from the National Guard,
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so you already know.
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You already know, you know.
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And I came here mad, ready to fight,
but when I drove through the city,
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it looked clean, guys. I got to tell you.
I got to tell you, it looked clean.
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A lot better
than the last time I was here.
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Today I only saw one guy
take a shit on the street.
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But you know what? He had a bag.
That nigga picked it up.
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I was waiting for somebody to do something
about the homeless.
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You know what's fucked up about D.C.?
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We the nation's capital and nobody even
gives a fuck about the homeless.
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I'm gonna tell you the truth.
I feel like I'm the only one that does.
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Now, y'all don't know this,
but quietly for the last two years,
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I have been secretly working
with Washington's homeless,
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and I have spent two million dollars
already on my homeless project.
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No, no, no, don't clap for me.
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I didn't give 'em food
or anything like that.
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I just taught these niggas
the "Thriller" dance.
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And you got a big treat coming up
on Halloween, you'll see.
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And I'm sorry I didn't come home sooner,
but I've been very busy in Ohio.
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And a lot of people say,
"What are you doing out there?"
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And I don't know if you know this,
but this is true.
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I'll tell you what I've been doing.
The town that I've been living in
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for the last 25 years,
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I bought most of it.
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I like it there.
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Ohio loves Trump,
but this town I live in is like
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a little itty-bitty Bernie Sanders Island
in the Trump Sea.
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All the whites are poor out there,
but these are like
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the dirty hippie whites, and I like them.
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I like these whites.
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And they like me too.
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But you know what I learned
about liberal white people?
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Liberal white people let Black people
do whatever fuck they want
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until you buy most of their town.
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Oh, they frowned on that.
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Them whites got real suspicious,
but you know what?
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I don't blame them.
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Because-- No, for real,
because look, if I was white
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and the people in this town were Black,
you know what they'd say?
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They would say I was gentrifying the town.
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But there's no word
for what I'm doing to these people.
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I own everything, nigga, everything.
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I used to be mad
at white people when I was young
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because I thought they were unfair.
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But now that I have all this property,
I understand them. It's fun.
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Feels good to walk up to white people
like, "Are you supposed to be here?"
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"Calling the police." It's fun.
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I own so much property in this town,
and this is true,
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these white people think
I'm responsible for their well-being.
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That's ridiculous.
Nigga, I'm not no public servant.
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I'm a capitalist.
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I be walking down the street
minding my own business,
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and they come up to me
with their concerns. "Dave!"
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"Congratulations on buying
the whole goddamn town."
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"But you need to start thinking about
some affordable housing around here."
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And I'll be like, "Well, actually,
champ, I can afford my house."
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"That sounds like some shit you need
to worry about."
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"Because if I think about it,
I can afford your house too."
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"So if you want to sell,
come holler at your boy."
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"I'm collecting the whole town."
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"I'm collecting the whole goddamn town."
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You know, I don't know where
these poor whites got the money.
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But not long ago,
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these motherfuckers built
a brand-new fire station out of the blue.
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Where the fuck they get this money from?
I was like, "What the fuck is this?"
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And then you know what they did?
They-- This is some real racist shit.
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They tried to sell the old fire station
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at an auction when they knew
I was gonna be out of town.
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It's fucked up.
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But it's far too late for that.
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I got that whole town
rigged with snitches.
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Them niggas couldn't wait to tell me.
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They was running up.
"My lord, my lord, I have news, my lord!"
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I was like, "What's going on?"
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"What is this you say? A firehouse?"
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Nigga, I bought the firehouse.
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I turned that motherfucker
into a comedy and music club.
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We be rocking in there. Clipse been there.
We all be out there rocking.
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Every famous person I've ever met,
I asked them to play that club.
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I seen Mick Jagger
from the Rolling Stones at a party.
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I sat down and said, "Yo, Mick."
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I said, "Mick, you gotta come
to Ohio and play in my club."
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And he was into it.
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He was like, "All right."
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He said, "All right,
I like playing clubs."
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He said, "But tell me about the town."
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I said, "Well, what do you want to know?"
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And that nigga looked at me like-- like,
you know, the Mick Jagger look.
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He said...
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"...Are there girls there?"
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I-- I lied right in his face.
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I was like, "Yeah."
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He knew something was wrong. He's like...
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"...No, no, no."
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"Come on, Dave. You know,
like the kind of girls that I like."
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I said, "Mick,
I-- I don't know-- I don't--
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I don't know what kind of girls you like."
Then he said...
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"...You know."
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"You've heard my music."
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"Are there white bitches with dirty feet?"
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I said, "Mick,
you are going to love this place."
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"Mick, these bitches will put
a ring around a public pool."
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Dirty hippie pussy,
that's what I'm dealing with.
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I'm not a drug guy at all, right?
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But-- But I am in show business,
you know what I mean?
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So, I've been to every kind of party.
Now-- Now, I'm gonna be honest with you,
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I smoke weed,
but I don't consider weed a drug.
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But you know how show business is.
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I've been to cocaine parties,
I've been to weed parties,
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I've been to all the parties,
and I'm just telling you the truth
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of what I've seen.
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Coke bitches are way prettier
than weed bitches are.
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I be looking at weed bitches like,
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"Damn, bitch,
did you sleep in those clothes?"
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"The fuck's going on with you?"
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No energy in the face.
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They don't wear their bra all the time
so their titties be sagging.
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"Get your dick out of my face, man."
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That's how a weed girl sounds.
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"I'm not gonna suck your cock, man."
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"My mouth is dry as a bone."
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You ever get some weed head?
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Feels gross, doesn't it?
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Feels like a cat sucking your dick.
Like, what kind of...
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How do you not have any moisture
in your mouth?
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Bitch, go wet your whistle
and try again, would you?
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Go drink some water.
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Yuck.
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Yuck.
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Recently in the news...
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I've been getting a lot of grief, again...
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because I did a comedy festival
in Saudi Arabia.
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And you hear those cheers,
that's Black people.
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America's whites, they're furious.
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Boy, I gotta tell you something,
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I've never not felt guilty
about something.
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Like, I've never felt-- I don't feel...
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I don't feel-- I don't feel guilty at all.
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You know, and-- and Bill Maher,
the famous comedian,
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I've known Bill
since I was, like, 18, 19 years old,
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and I've never said this publicly,
but fuck that guy.
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I'm so fucking tired of his little smug,
cracker-ass commentary.
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These motherfuckers act like because I did
a comedy festival in Saudi Arabia,
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I somehow betrayed my principles.
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- You didn't!
- Well-- No, no, I know I didn't, I know.
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No, no, no.
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No, let me--
Come on, everybody, let me do this.
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And I'm sure-- No.
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All right, now everybody calm down.
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No, I'm sure I'm right.
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First of all, what-- what did they say?
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They said-- They said, "Well--"
They said, "Well--"
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They said, "Well, Saudi Arabia
killed a journalist."
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And rest in peace, Jamal Khashoggi.
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I'm sorry that he got murdered
in such a heinous fashion.
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But...
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And no "buts," like, you know, period.
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And also...
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I mean, look, bro,
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Israel's killed 240 journalists...
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...in the last three months.
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So, I didn't know
y'all was still counting.
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These niggas clowned me
because I was on stage in Saudi Arabia.
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I didn't tell them to put this
in the paper. I just said it on stage.
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I said, "It's easier to talk
in Saudi Arabia for me
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than it-- than it is in America."
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And-- And niggas felt some kind of way.
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Oh, I stand ten toes on that.
Don't forget what I just went through.
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Two years ago, I almost got canceled
right here in the United States
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for transgender jokes.
But I gotta tell you something.
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Transgender jokes went over very well
in Saudi Arabia.
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Them niggas couldn't get enough
of that shit.
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I was in the pocket, nigga.
I was like, "Where have you been?"
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Every article said that comedians
whored themselves out to a dictator.
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But-- But all the articles
have my picture on it.
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And you know what? I can't even get mad.
'Cause, you know, to be fair,
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I did make more money
than all of those comedians.
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I don't even work
at Netflix no more, nigga.
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You know what my new job is?
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I sit by the phone
and wait for them Arabs to call me.
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"Can I help you guys? What do you need?"
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I love working in the Middle East.
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That's my second show I did over there.
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I did a show three months before that.
That was in Abu Dhabi.
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Them niggas had a-- a--
a comedy festival too.
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And let me tell you something.
Now, y'all never been in the Middle East.
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Here's some wild shit
about them you might not know.
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You know how everybody got, like,
a dog around here?
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Out there, they don't fuck with dogs.
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You know what they do? They got--
They got birds, falcons, nigga.
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These niggas have as pets,
they have falcons.
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I couldn't believe it. I went to the mall,
I saw these niggas with falcons.
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I'm like, "This shit is dope."
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And, you know, here in D.C.,
we might see, like, a pimp here or there.
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And that's...
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But I've never seen a nigga pimp a bird.
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That nigga just had the bird like,
"Bring me a rabbit."
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And that motherfucking bird
would just bring this nigga a rabbit.
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And he'd just give the bird a piece
and eat the rest himself.
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So, I saw a guy at the mall
with one of these falcons.
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We were just talking about bullshit.
And I don't know what--
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I don't know why
I even thought to do this.
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Something just came over me.
I said-- I said, "Yo--"
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I said, "Yo, nigga,
let me borrow that falcon."
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He did it.
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He gave me the mitten,
and he gave me the falcon.
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Now, I've done a lot of fly shit
in my life,
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but the most rock star shit
I've ever done,
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you'd never know what this feels like.
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I walked into an arena this size,
20,000 people screaming.
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I had a live falcon on my arm.
Niggas went crazy.
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Crowd was going nuts.
This is their national bird.
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Now, I don't know shit about the bird.
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Turns out,
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this species of falcon that was on my arm
is the single fastest creature on earth.
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I didn't know that.
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Apparently when it hunts,
it flies straight up
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and then it dives down
at 240 miles an hour,
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they've clocked it at.
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It strikes its prey dead
and then flies off and comes back,
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and gets whatever it killed.
I didn't know that.
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And when I was walking through the arena,
the crowd was screaming,
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but the falcon didn't panic,
'cause it had some kind of mask on,
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and that nigga was just looking like...
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But it didn't trip.
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Now, I didn't know, this mask
is part of the falcon's training.
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If you take the mask off the falcon,
it will think that it's time to hunt.
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Boy, I wish he'd told me that.
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'Cause I was on the stage killing it,
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and the falcon
was just looking all stupid like this.
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And I'm like, "Oh, man,
this nigga can't even see the show."
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So, I took the mask off.
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Man, this falcon lost his goddamn mind.
Mayhem ensued.
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That motherfucker fluttered like this
and flew off my arm.
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And at first,
everybody was clapping, "Yeah!"
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And that nigga dove down,
240 miles an hour.
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Killed a bitch in the third row.
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And it was a transgender bitch.
When it hit her, her dick popped out.
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Everybody screamed.
I was like, "Oh, shit."
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I didn't know what to do.
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Next thing I know, the police,
the Arab police came
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and these niggas
just ushered me off stage.
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I didn't realize that I was under arrest.
I said, "What's the meaning of this?"
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Clearly, these guys know
it was an accident.
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And the next thing I know,
they charged me with murder.
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I said, "Murder?"
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The fuck? It was an accident.
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And then they had me in a court,
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and these niggas started reading
transcripts of all my transgender jokes.
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Trying to act like
I killed this bitch on purpose.
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I said, "I didn't even know
this bitch was trans
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until her dick popped out."
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"This is a goddamn outrage."
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"I'm an American."
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I still didn't think I was gonna get
in trouble, but at the end of the case,
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this is the only word
in the whole trial I understood.
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That nigga said, "Guilty." I said, "What?"
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And my whole life flashed before my eyes.
I said, "I wish I never came out here."
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You're probably wondering
how I'm here tonight.
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Well, I didn't know this at the time,
but I found out,
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lucky for me, killing a transgender
in the Middle East, misdemeanor.
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Phew!
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Yeah, it's way easier to talk...
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in Saudi Arabia.
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Jimmy Kimmel got canceled.
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Let me tell you something too.
Not only did they cancel Jimmy Kimmel,
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this guy Carr that runs the FCC
had the nerve to say that Kimmel,
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if he wanted to get back on television--
I don't know if Carr said this,
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but somebody said this.
They said this nigga has to pay
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Charlie Kirk's
Turning Point USA Foundation money
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to get back on.
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Now, think about that. No, think about it.
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Elon Musk bought the election for Trump
because the Supreme Court said
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that money was free speech.
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So, you can spend your money
however you want to speak,
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but if they make this nigga pay some money
for some shit he doesn't believe in,
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well then they're compelling him
to say something that he does not mean.
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And six million-- Oh, excuse me.
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Listen, I made a lot of money.
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But I'll take money
from Saudi Arabia any day,
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just so I can say no over here.
It feels good to be free.
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And I know that the people in Saudi Arabia
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can't say all the things
that I was allowed to say.
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But a deal's a deal, and the king said
that I could say these things.
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So, I looked at it
like I was on a diplomatic mission.
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I gotta bring pussy jokes
to the Middle East.
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'Cause they got all that pussy over there
and they can't even talk about it.
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I said, "I'll do it."
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Shit ain't what it used to be, is it?
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This nigga Puff got 50 months.
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I don't like talking about this,
but I'm gonna do it.
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00:23:52,973 --> 00:23:58,311
Here's my thing about Puffy,
and I gotta state my bias.
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Years ago, I got attacked on stage...
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in-- in California at the Hollywood Bowl.
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00:24:09,489 --> 00:24:10,948
Now, this was a long time ago.
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00:24:10,949 --> 00:24:14,202
At this time,
Charlie Kirk was alive and well.
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00:24:19,374 --> 00:24:22,877
This is another reason it's hard to talk
in America, 'cause, you know,
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if you talk for a living and see
Charlie Kirk get murdered that way,
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I'm gonna be honest, nigga, I was shook.
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00:24:30,802 --> 00:24:34,305
I mean, Charlie Kirk
is the wholesome white guy,
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and they killed this motherfucker.
I said, "These whites..."
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"You've never seen them like this."
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"They're playing for keeps."
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00:24:49,196 --> 00:24:51,363
And then remember,
the next day in the news,
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when all the information was still shoddy,
they came out and they were like,
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"Apparently there were
transgender messages inscribed
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on the bullets."
I was at home like, "Oh, no!"
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"I'm dead as fried chicken!"
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00:25:14,179 --> 00:25:17,307
And then weeks later
they said what was written on the bullets.
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One of the bullets had
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00:25:19,309 --> 00:25:22,604
"Bella Ciao, Bella Ciao,
Bella, Bella, Bella Ciao" written on it.
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00:25:23,772 --> 00:25:27,317
Another bullet had written on it,
"If you're reading this, you're gay."
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I was at home like, "Nigga, I'm gonna need
to see these bullets."
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00:25:33,323 --> 00:25:37,326
How the fuck is this nigga writing
whole paragraphs on bullets?
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00:25:37,327 --> 00:25:40,788
How big are these bullets?
What is this nigga, a watchmaker?
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00:25:40,789 --> 00:25:42,958
He can inscribe all this shit on a bullet?
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00:25:50,423 --> 00:25:52,884
I'm not making light
of Charlie Kirk dying,
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00:25:53,385 --> 00:25:55,261
but I'm not sure what it means,
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00:25:55,262 --> 00:25:57,221
and I'm not sure I believe
what they say it means.
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00:25:57,222 --> 00:26:00,266
I'll tell you what I don't believe,
and the whites were quick to say this.
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00:26:00,267 --> 00:26:04,187
They said, "Charlie Kirk
is this generation's Martin Luther King."
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00:26:06,106 --> 00:26:09,276
No, he's not.
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00:26:11,861 --> 00:26:14,489
Yeah, that's a-- that's a reach.
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00:26:16,825 --> 00:26:19,034
You know, they both got murdered
in a terrible fashion.
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00:26:19,035 --> 00:26:20,995
They both got shot in the neck,
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00:26:20,996 --> 00:26:23,373
but that's about
where those similarities end.
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00:26:25,000 --> 00:26:27,961
'Cause Charlie Kirk is a motherfucking...
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internet personality. No, by design.
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00:26:32,424 --> 00:26:34,925
Fundamentally,
he can't function like Dr. King.
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00:26:34,926 --> 00:26:38,887
Internet niggas are negative
because they have to be.
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00:26:38,888 --> 00:26:40,848
'Cause nobody will engage them
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00:26:40,849 --> 00:26:43,560
unless they say shit
that makes them upset.
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00:26:44,060 --> 00:26:46,021
That's Charlie Kirk.
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00:26:47,355 --> 00:26:50,357
Could you imagine Dr. King
was behaving like Charlie Kirk?
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00:26:50,358 --> 00:26:53,320
"Smash that like button and subscribe."
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00:26:55,196 --> 00:26:58,408
"Follow me for more content like this."
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00:27:00,577 --> 00:27:04,372
"I believe all Black people
should be free. Change my mind."
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00:27:12,088 --> 00:27:14,215
The Congress took a vote...
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00:27:15,300 --> 00:27:18,260
that October 14th
would be Charlie Kirk Remembrance Day,
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00:27:18,261 --> 00:27:20,180
and everybody voted for it.
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00:27:21,640 --> 00:27:26,894
No, no, no, I'm not going to boo it.
You can reme-- Hey, hey, hey, no, no.
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Remember that nigga if you want to.
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00:27:29,939 --> 00:27:32,233
And remember him however you want to.
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00:27:32,734 --> 00:27:36,445
But I do know that most of those
congresspeople voted for that
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'cause they're afraid
of political violence.
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00:27:38,615 --> 00:27:42,243
I'm telling you,
it's easier to talk in Saudi Arabia.
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00:27:50,043 --> 00:27:53,587
I was on stage not long ago in the States
and niggas got mad 'cause I said,
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00:27:53,588 --> 00:27:56,298
"Well, you know, maybe Puff will get off."
And I said, "I hope so."
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00:27:56,299 --> 00:27:58,051
And the crowd was like, "Boo."
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00:27:58,885 --> 00:28:01,387
Okay, look,
it's not that I think Puff is right,
422
00:28:01,388 --> 00:28:04,890
but when I got attacked
in L.A. at the Hollywood Bowl,
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00:28:04,891 --> 00:28:09,562
people forget Puff was the guy
that tackled my attacker.
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00:28:10,563 --> 00:28:12,148
He saved my life.
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00:28:12,982 --> 00:28:15,402
That's a hard nigga
to be mad at after that.
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00:28:16,486 --> 00:28:18,987
I had security that night,
but you know what I mean?
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00:28:18,988 --> 00:28:20,656
Them niggas-- They just wasn't ready.
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00:28:20,657 --> 00:28:22,741
Them niggas had some
slippery shoes on or something.
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00:28:22,742 --> 00:28:25,495
They ran out.
All them niggas slipped and fell.
430
00:28:26,538 --> 00:28:29,082
And Puffy got my attacker and tackled him.
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00:28:29,624 --> 00:28:31,834
And then years later,
when I heard about that baby oil,
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00:28:31,835 --> 00:28:34,879
I was like,
"What did those niggas slip on?"
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00:28:46,182 --> 00:28:48,393
A thousand bottles of baby oil,
that's a lot.
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00:28:50,103 --> 00:28:54,481
Remember, he wasn't on trial
for having a thousand bottles of baby oil
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00:28:54,482 --> 00:28:58,861
because it's not a crime
to have a thousand bottles of baby oil.
436
00:28:58,862 --> 00:29:00,280
It's gross.
437
00:29:02,824 --> 00:29:04,075
It's not illegal.
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00:29:06,286 --> 00:29:10,165
And I'm going to tell you something else
I haven't said... but this is true.
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00:29:10,874 --> 00:29:13,877
In L.A. one night...
I shouldn't even tell-- Fuck it.
440
00:29:15,670 --> 00:29:17,297
I've been to Puffy's house.
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00:29:22,343 --> 00:29:26,388
No, I didn't see-- Look, no, I didn't see
none of the stuff they said in that trial.
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00:29:26,389 --> 00:29:30,476
I walked through that nigga's living room,
house was clean, traction on the floor,
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00:29:30,477 --> 00:29:32,270
nothing slippery, walked right through.
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00:29:35,148 --> 00:29:36,816
Perfectly normal evening.
445
00:29:37,734 --> 00:29:39,194
The only thing...
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00:29:40,195 --> 00:29:41,737
the only thing, in hindsight,
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00:29:41,738 --> 00:29:44,240
but at the time
it didn't mean nothing to me...
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00:29:44,741 --> 00:29:46,867
I didn't think about it
until after I found all that stuff out.
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00:29:46,868 --> 00:29:50,120
But in hindsight, it was fucked up,
but we was on his back patio,
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00:29:50,121 --> 00:29:52,164
and we was drinking and laughing, talking,
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00:29:52,165 --> 00:29:56,002
and then Puff starts swirling
his drink like this, and he goes...
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00:29:57,879 --> 00:29:59,756
He goes, "So, Dave."
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00:30:03,259 --> 00:30:06,554
He goes, "What are you into?"
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00:30:09,432 --> 00:30:10,682
You know me, I didn't-- I was like,
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00:30:10,683 --> 00:30:13,436
"I don't know, nigga,
books, video games, um..."
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00:30:19,609 --> 00:30:22,237
I didn't know
that was my big chance to fuck Cassie.
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00:30:31,579 --> 00:30:32,747
God bless her.
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00:30:35,333 --> 00:30:38,001
I'm not making light of her.
What she went through was terrible.
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00:30:38,002 --> 00:30:41,213
But remember-- But remember,
'cause they kept showing this video of him
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beating her up in a hotel hallway.
It was a terrible video.
461
00:30:44,759 --> 00:30:47,262
Uh, but he wasn't on trial for that.
462
00:30:47,846 --> 00:30:52,558
If you remember, he paid her for that
before the federal charges ever came up.
463
00:30:52,559 --> 00:30:55,394
He paid her 35 million dollars,
is what I heard.
464
00:30:55,395 --> 00:30:57,521
Which doesn't make it right,
but I mean, come on, nigga.
465
00:30:57,522 --> 00:31:01,025
I do know niggas that have fought
Floyd Mayweather for less money than that.
466
00:31:03,152 --> 00:31:05,405
And them niggas had to fight
for 36 minutes.
467
00:31:13,913 --> 00:31:15,456
But Cassie is a gangster.
468
00:31:17,000 --> 00:31:19,710
She did something
that I wouldn't wish on my worst enemy.
469
00:31:19,711 --> 00:31:23,839
She had to testify about her sex life.
Boy, that's tough.
470
00:31:23,840 --> 00:31:25,508
God save us all from that.
471
00:31:27,343 --> 00:31:30,637
Anything you say
about sex publicly is gonna sound bad.
472
00:31:30,638 --> 00:31:33,181
Even if you're talking
about fucking your wife face-to-face.
473
00:31:33,182 --> 00:31:35,350
The judge is like,
"Tell me about when you..."
474
00:31:35,351 --> 00:31:37,437
"Did you fuck your wife face-to-face?"
475
00:31:38,563 --> 00:31:40,981
"Yes, Your Honor, I did."
"Well, could you describe the..."
476
00:31:40,982 --> 00:31:44,986
"Well, yes, I looked at her
in her cold, bored eyes, and then I..."
477
00:31:46,779 --> 00:31:51,241
"Then I pulled those big panties aside,
and it's like a bush that just screams,
478
00:31:51,242 --> 00:31:53,368
'I don't give a fuck,' and I just--
You know what I mean?"
479
00:31:53,369 --> 00:31:55,330
"Just powered through it,
you know what I mean?"
480
00:32:04,881 --> 00:32:06,590
Cassie had to do way harder than that.
481
00:32:06,591 --> 00:32:09,426
Them questions-- They was like,
they was asking her all kinds...
482
00:32:09,427 --> 00:32:13,598
"Did Sean Combs pee in your mouth?"
483
00:32:14,515 --> 00:32:17,018
I was like, "Oh my God."
She didn't hesitate.
484
00:32:18,227 --> 00:32:20,229
"Yes, Your Honor, he did. He peed--"
485
00:32:23,566 --> 00:32:24,651
I'm sorry.
486
00:32:44,087 --> 00:32:45,170
Tonight, I had done something,
487
00:32:45,171 --> 00:32:47,673
I had, like, prepared something
that I wanted to try.
488
00:32:47,674 --> 00:32:49,968
It was hard though, but I really wanted...
489
00:32:50,760 --> 00:32:52,678
Whoo!
490
00:32:52,679 --> 00:32:57,850
It's the longest closer
in the history of my career.
491
00:32:59,227 --> 00:33:02,270
I'm gonna do it, but, boy,
this is gonna take a lot of focus,
492
00:33:02,271 --> 00:33:05,233
so please don't yell out
and distract me, just enjoy it.
493
00:33:06,567 --> 00:33:10,530
No, it's hard, you know, like--
Look, man, closing the show...
494
00:33:11,531 --> 00:33:14,783
closing the show is everything,
495
00:33:14,784 --> 00:33:17,119
and closing the show in D.C.
is very important.
496
00:33:17,120 --> 00:33:19,622
So tonight,
I'm gonna do two different closers.
497
00:33:26,796 --> 00:33:30,133
I'll do my closer for D.C.,
and then after that...
498
00:33:37,557 --> 00:33:40,058
This bitch scream like a car alarm,
did you hear that?
499
00:33:40,059 --> 00:33:41,436
Did everybody else hear that?
500
00:33:44,397 --> 00:33:45,565
Jesus Christ.
501
00:33:46,607 --> 00:33:49,067
All right, and then after that,
if I can get to it,
502
00:33:49,068 --> 00:33:51,195
I'll do my closer from Saudi Arabia.
503
00:33:57,493 --> 00:33:59,369
All right, this is the tough one.
504
00:33:59,370 --> 00:34:01,706
Hey, do me a favor, production,
505
00:34:02,457 --> 00:34:04,917
sex it up, give me,
like, comedy club lights.
506
00:34:19,182 --> 00:34:21,559
- We love you, Dave!
- I love you too.
507
00:34:31,402 --> 00:34:33,320
All right, let me concentrate. This is--
508
00:34:33,321 --> 00:34:36,114
When you see it, you'll understand
this is harder than it--
509
00:34:36,115 --> 00:34:37,950
It's harder to do this than you think.
510
00:34:40,703 --> 00:34:44,040
Hold on. Go ahead, keep screaming.
Give me a drink.
511
00:34:52,465 --> 00:34:55,134
- I love you, Dave!
- I love you too, homie.
512
00:34:56,761 --> 00:34:59,263
Listen, I say this...
513
00:35:00,723 --> 00:35:03,935
hoping that this brings somebody
in this audience peace.
514
00:35:04,644 --> 00:35:08,439
I really do mean what I'm about to say.
515
00:35:09,398 --> 00:35:11,608
- I love you.
- I know how it is right now.
516
00:35:11,609 --> 00:35:14,778
I understand how a lot of people feel.
517
00:35:14,779 --> 00:35:16,322
Turn your walkie down, champ.
518
00:35:20,993 --> 00:35:23,537
I know how a lot of you guys
are feeling right now.
519
00:35:23,538 --> 00:35:24,789
You can't hear me?
520
00:35:27,208 --> 00:35:28,376
Can you hear me?
521
00:35:35,424 --> 00:35:36,759
Got that Bill Cosby.
522
00:35:38,845 --> 00:35:40,596
It's not gonna give me much time.
523
00:35:47,979 --> 00:35:51,857
I know how people are feeling right now,
and I hope that this brings you peace.
524
00:35:51,858 --> 00:35:53,401
I feel that way too.
525
00:35:54,277 --> 00:35:59,156
Without question,
1,000% without question,
526
00:35:59,157 --> 00:36:02,243
all of us, individually and collectively,
527
00:36:03,077 --> 00:36:07,456
are living through some sort
of a conspiracy, I'm sure.
528
00:36:08,416 --> 00:36:11,751
That feeling you have that something
is wrong, or you might feel like,
529
00:36:11,752 --> 00:36:15,006
"Hey, am I right about this?
Am I crazy?" No, nigga.
530
00:36:15,882 --> 00:36:17,383
No, you're not crazy.
531
00:36:18,176 --> 00:36:19,552
This thing you're feeling,
532
00:36:20,136 --> 00:36:23,556
I'm telling you, I feel it too.
533
00:36:24,724 --> 00:36:27,143
But here's what I suggest.
534
00:36:28,978 --> 00:36:35,067
If you don't know what the conspiracy is,
then just say that.
535
00:36:35,818 --> 00:36:37,944
"I don't know" is an acceptable answer.
536
00:36:37,945 --> 00:36:43,034
In fact, if you don't know,
it is the best answer.
537
00:36:43,910 --> 00:36:47,913
But all this fucking guessing out loud
about what the conspiracy is,
538
00:36:47,914 --> 00:36:51,209
I'm begging you,
please, shut the fuck up.
539
00:36:53,711 --> 00:36:55,880
You're gonna make everybody sick that way.
540
00:36:57,256 --> 00:37:00,884
You can say "I feel,"
you can say "I think" or "I suspect,"
541
00:37:00,885 --> 00:37:05,639
or, "It looks to me like," but please,
please stop saying you know.
542
00:37:05,640 --> 00:37:07,182
Because in times like this,
543
00:37:07,183 --> 00:37:10,143
the last person I trust
is the nigga that's sure.
544
00:37:10,144 --> 00:37:13,731
This is madness.
545
00:37:22,406 --> 00:37:23,824
But here's what I think.
546
00:37:26,118 --> 00:37:28,204
Somehow this country went wrong...
547
00:37:30,331 --> 00:37:31,874
in 1910.
548
00:37:35,628 --> 00:37:40,091
I-- I narrowed it down to a specific dude.
549
00:37:41,884 --> 00:37:47,181
It has-- It has something to do...
And think about what I say later, not now.
550
00:37:49,767 --> 00:37:53,479
It has something to do with Jack Johnson.
551
00:37:54,188 --> 00:37:57,191
Whoo!
552
00:37:58,526 --> 00:37:59,860
Jack Johnson...
553
00:38:00,987 --> 00:38:05,032
was the first Black
heavyweight champion of the world.
554
00:38:06,117 --> 00:38:08,953
And the heavyweight championship
to this day
555
00:38:09,620 --> 00:38:12,748
is the most prestigious title in sports.
556
00:38:14,583 --> 00:38:16,127
But in 1908...
557
00:38:17,503 --> 00:38:20,338
only white fighters had that distinction.
558
00:38:20,339 --> 00:38:23,091
Not because Black fighters
weren't good enough,
559
00:38:23,092 --> 00:38:29,389
but because no white fighter would give
any Black person the opportunity
560
00:38:29,390 --> 00:38:31,100
to lay their hands on them.
561
00:38:32,768 --> 00:38:37,147
And a guy named Tommy Burns
became heavyweight champion.
562
00:38:37,148 --> 00:38:40,859
And Tommy Burns was an anomaly.
He was Canadian.
563
00:38:40,860 --> 00:38:43,903
And he said, "I am
the heavyweight champion of the world."
564
00:38:43,904 --> 00:38:47,241
He's Canadian. You know how,
you know, faggy they are. He was like...
565
00:38:51,912 --> 00:38:56,541
He said, "I am not the champion of Canada,
I am not the champion of white men."
566
00:38:56,542 --> 00:38:58,585
"I am the heavyweight champion
of the world,
567
00:38:58,586 --> 00:39:02,339
and I will defend my championship
against all comers."
568
00:39:02,340 --> 00:39:03,674
And boy...
569
00:39:05,051 --> 00:39:08,928
Jack Johnson got the opportunity to fight
570
00:39:08,929 --> 00:39:11,639
for the heavyweight championship
of the world
571
00:39:11,640 --> 00:39:15,643
not from an American, like he was,
but from a Canadian.
572
00:39:15,644 --> 00:39:20,648
Now, you think that Americans would root
for Jack Johnson
573
00:39:20,649 --> 00:39:22,525
because he was an American.
574
00:39:22,526 --> 00:39:26,197
No, this nigga was blacker
than Wesley Snipes.
575
00:39:29,241 --> 00:39:32,118
Tommy Burns was
at that time the shortest person
576
00:39:32,119 --> 00:39:34,079
to ever be heavyweight champion
of the world.
577
00:39:34,080 --> 00:39:37,582
And Jack Johnson stepped
in the ring and towered above him.
578
00:39:37,583 --> 00:39:40,251
And-- And-- And--
And, you know, he beat his--
579
00:39:40,252 --> 00:39:42,505
He beat the fuck out of Tommy Burns.
580
00:39:43,089 --> 00:39:44,464
In Sydney, Australia.
581
00:39:44,465 --> 00:39:48,426
And all the white fighters in America
were like, "You see what we mean?"
582
00:39:48,427 --> 00:39:51,597
"Fighting those goddamn
dirty fighting monkeys."
583
00:39:54,642 --> 00:39:57,310
Before Tommy Burns,
the heavyweight champion had retired.
584
00:39:57,311 --> 00:39:58,770
It was a man named Jim Jeffries.
585
00:39:58,771 --> 00:40:01,356
And everyone said,
"Jack Johnson's not the real champion."
586
00:40:01,357 --> 00:40:03,274
They said, "Jim Jeffries
is the real champion,
587
00:40:03,275 --> 00:40:05,110
and it's a good thing he's not fighting,
588
00:40:05,111 --> 00:40:07,529
or he'd beat your Black ass,
Jack Johnson."
589
00:40:07,530 --> 00:40:09,073
So, Jack Johnson...
590
00:40:10,991 --> 00:40:13,619
Jack Johnson called out Jim Jeffries.
591
00:40:14,286 --> 00:40:17,705
It happened first in London.
Jim Jeffries was in a parade in London,
592
00:40:17,706 --> 00:40:20,708
and Jack Johnson's Black ass
stepped out of the crowd.
593
00:40:20,709 --> 00:40:24,129
This nigga was dressed to the nines.
He was very articulate.
594
00:40:24,130 --> 00:40:28,801
He said, "I say, old boy,
I sure would like to give you a wallop."
595
00:40:30,594 --> 00:40:33,638
Jim Jeffries was just looking at him.
"What the fuck?"
596
00:40:33,639 --> 00:40:36,808
And then Jim Jeffries was
in a parade in Sydney, Australia,
597
00:40:36,809 --> 00:40:39,185
and Jack Johnson stepped
out of the crowd again.
598
00:40:39,186 --> 00:40:43,691
"I say, old boy, I sure do want
to give you the old one, two."
599
00:40:44,984 --> 00:40:48,904
Jim Jeffries was looking like,
"How does this nigga have a passport?"
600
00:40:56,454 --> 00:40:58,247
Again, this was 1910.
601
00:40:59,874 --> 00:41:03,544
The hallmark of Jack Johnson's character
was audacity.
602
00:41:04,545 --> 00:41:06,963
There's a story
about him that's a legend that says
603
00:41:06,964 --> 00:41:10,592
that one night he was caught
speeding down a country road
604
00:41:10,593 --> 00:41:12,470
south of the Mason-Dixon line,
605
00:41:13,387 --> 00:41:15,847
and the police pulled
Jack Johnson's Black ass over.
606
00:41:15,848 --> 00:41:17,015
You know, this was 1910.
607
00:41:17,016 --> 00:41:19,602
He must have been flying,
13, 14 miles an hour.
608
00:41:26,400 --> 00:41:27,776
The police stopped him.
609
00:41:29,069 --> 00:41:30,196
The police said,
610
00:41:31,030 --> 00:41:35,909
"It cost 200 dollars for a nigger
to speed on our roads down here."
611
00:41:35,910 --> 00:41:39,120
Back then, 200 dollars was like
getting a 50,000-dollar ticket.
612
00:41:39,121 --> 00:41:40,830
This nigga Jack Johnson didn't hesitate.
613
00:41:40,831 --> 00:41:43,501
He gave him 400 dollars and said,
"I'm coming back this way."
614
00:41:49,465 --> 00:41:52,384
After months of persistence...
615
00:41:53,385 --> 00:41:54,929
Jim Jeffries relented.
616
00:41:56,347 --> 00:42:00,266
And Jack Johnson defended his title
against Jim Jeffries
617
00:42:00,267 --> 00:42:01,643
on the Fourth of July.
618
00:42:01,644 --> 00:42:05,063
This is where the phrase
"The Great White Hope" came from.
619
00:42:05,064 --> 00:42:10,568
They were dying to find any white man
that could put this nigga in his place.
620
00:42:10,569 --> 00:42:15,407
I'll tell you what, on the Fourth of July,
Jim Jeffries was not the guy.
621
00:42:16,617 --> 00:42:18,619
Jack Johnson fucked his ass up.
622
00:42:19,495 --> 00:42:24,249
And Jack Johnson did what they call
in boxing, "Carried the fight,"
623
00:42:24,250 --> 00:42:27,043
which means he could have
knocked him out in the early rounds,
624
00:42:27,044 --> 00:42:30,213
but he didn't wanna die.
He wanted to make it look good.
625
00:42:30,214 --> 00:42:33,091
But when he got sick of it,
'cause back then it wasn't no, like,
626
00:42:33,092 --> 00:42:36,511
15-round fights, niggas just fought
till they couldn't fight anymore.
627
00:42:36,512 --> 00:42:38,931
And when Jack Johnson got bored...
628
00:42:40,099 --> 00:42:41,891
...put him away
with a vicious right hook,
629
00:42:41,892 --> 00:42:44,561
and you see Jim Jefferies
in the footage start to fall,
630
00:42:44,562 --> 00:42:47,481
but then the film cuts off.
631
00:42:48,899 --> 00:42:50,734
'Cause they didn't want any imagery...
632
00:42:51,402 --> 00:42:53,487
of this nigga knocking out their hope.
633
00:42:54,613 --> 00:42:58,324
And on July 5th,
all over the United States,
634
00:42:58,325 --> 00:43:03,371
there were riots, white riots,
where they killed many Black people
635
00:43:03,372 --> 00:43:07,918
to make sure that the rest
of these niggas knew their place.
636
00:43:10,754 --> 00:43:13,465
Because Jack Johnson
was the first Black person
637
00:43:13,966 --> 00:43:19,096
to physically confront the color line
and win. And here's the punchline.
638
00:43:22,308 --> 00:43:24,935
He didn't just leave the arena
with his life.
639
00:43:25,853 --> 00:43:28,522
Jack Johnson had
a very particular proclivity.
640
00:43:29,356 --> 00:43:34,862
He left the arena with his life
and a white bitch. Let's talk about it.
641
00:43:37,656 --> 00:43:40,491
You see, Jack Johnson
loved fucking white women.
642
00:43:40,492 --> 00:43:45,246
Almost exclusively,
he would fuck white women.
643
00:43:45,247 --> 00:43:49,292
And, man, the audacity of this nigga
beating white men up
644
00:43:49,293 --> 00:43:50,919
and fucking their bitches.
645
00:43:55,799 --> 00:43:57,926
The Black boxing world was elated.
646
00:43:58,552 --> 00:44:01,220
And every great Black fighter
celebrated Jack Johnson.
647
00:44:01,221 --> 00:44:02,764
And they came to Jack Johnson, they said,
648
00:44:02,765 --> 00:44:05,975
"Jack, congratulations.
Can I get a title fight?"
649
00:44:05,976 --> 00:44:09,562
And Jack Johnson,
just like his white predecessors, said,
650
00:44:09,563 --> 00:44:12,232
"Well, I don't fight Black fighters."
651
00:44:13,359 --> 00:44:17,905
"I'm in the business of beating up
white guys and fucking their bitches."
652
00:44:21,492 --> 00:44:22,910
And one after another...
653
00:44:24,078 --> 00:44:28,331
they lined up the Great White Hopes,
and Jack Johnson would vanquish them all.
654
00:44:28,332 --> 00:44:29,458
In fact...
655
00:44:30,376 --> 00:44:32,461
In fact, it took an act of Congress...
656
00:44:33,545 --> 00:44:34,672
to stop him.
657
00:44:37,216 --> 00:44:41,260
Congressman named Mann from Illinois
came up with an act called the "Mann Act."
658
00:44:41,261 --> 00:44:45,473
The Mann Act is the law
that says it is illegal
659
00:44:45,474 --> 00:44:49,602
to take a woman across state lines
for the purposes of debauchery.
660
00:44:49,603 --> 00:44:53,065
In my line of work,
got to know shit like that.
661
00:44:56,610 --> 00:45:00,446
Jack Johnson got tried, prosecuted,
convicted of the Mann Act,
662
00:45:00,447 --> 00:45:02,949
fled the country,
was on the run for years,
663
00:45:02,950 --> 00:45:04,325
and it ruined his life.
664
00:45:04,326 --> 00:45:08,287
And then finally in 1946, he died
in the United States in a car crash.
665
00:45:08,288 --> 00:45:10,581
But before he died,
and this is one of my favorite quotes
666
00:45:10,582 --> 00:45:13,794
that any American ever said, he said,
667
00:45:15,045 --> 00:45:17,089
"I risked everything...
668
00:45:19,049 --> 00:45:20,384
for my pleasure."
669
00:45:30,519 --> 00:45:33,063
You know, having freedom is one thing.
670
00:45:34,440 --> 00:45:36,483
Not having freedom is another thing.
671
00:45:37,234 --> 00:45:41,821
But using freedom that you don't have
takes an enormous amount of courage,
672
00:45:41,822 --> 00:45:43,991
no matter how selfish you are with it.
673
00:45:44,658 --> 00:45:45,951
And Jack Johnson...
674
00:45:47,077 --> 00:45:48,537
is an American riddle...
675
00:45:49,538 --> 00:45:50,998
that we've gotta solve.
676
00:45:52,249 --> 00:45:55,501
Not too long ago, but some years ago,
I was here in Washington.
677
00:45:55,502 --> 00:45:57,546
I was at-- I was at the MGM...
678
00:45:59,298 --> 00:46:02,301
at the-- at the National Harbor,
and I wasn't performing.
679
00:46:02,885 --> 00:46:05,429
I was at-- I was at a Stevie Wonder show.
680
00:46:05,929 --> 00:46:07,764
And Stevie Wonder didn't know I was there.
681
00:46:07,765 --> 00:46:09,475
I was on the side stage.
682
00:46:11,518 --> 00:46:14,061
I got there late,
he was already doing the show.
683
00:46:14,062 --> 00:46:16,272
And this was a very special night.
684
00:46:16,273 --> 00:46:20,110
It-- It was the night...
It was the night before...
685
00:46:21,653 --> 00:46:23,572
Aretha Franklin's funeral.
686
00:46:25,157 --> 00:46:28,242
And-- And Aretha Franklin
was a very special person to me.
687
00:46:28,243 --> 00:46:33,414
The first time I ever played Radio City,
she gave me a job as her opening act.
688
00:46:33,415 --> 00:46:36,627
Mean boss, but great, great,
great, great, great, great artist.
689
00:46:38,796 --> 00:46:40,756
And Steve was on stage, killing it.
690
00:46:41,882 --> 00:46:43,842
And then in the middle of his set...
691
00:46:44,551 --> 00:46:46,303
he started to sing a medley
692
00:46:47,095 --> 00:46:50,681
of all the songs that he had
ever written for Aretha Franklin.
693
00:46:50,682 --> 00:46:53,017
And, man, I gotta tell you, it was a lot.
694
00:46:53,018 --> 00:46:55,603
Huge hits
that I didn't even know he wrote.
695
00:46:55,604 --> 00:46:58,773
And the crowd was grooving
and celebrating her life.
696
00:46:58,774 --> 00:47:01,693
And just suddenly, in the middle of it...
697
00:47:02,778 --> 00:47:04,530
Stevie broke down crying.
698
00:47:05,781 --> 00:47:08,909
Put his head down on the piano,
and I could hear him sob.
699
00:47:09,493 --> 00:47:10,619
And I was drunk.
700
00:47:13,330 --> 00:47:15,832
And it hurts a man
to hear another man cry.
701
00:47:15,833 --> 00:47:19,670
And I didn't even think about it.
I was like, "I must go to him."
702
00:47:21,964 --> 00:47:25,258
And I just walked down on stage.
And, you know, it's home.
703
00:47:25,259 --> 00:47:27,844
When the crowd saw me,
they started cheering.
704
00:47:27,845 --> 00:47:30,764
But Stevie didn't know it was me.
That nigga was looking like that falcon.
705
00:47:47,489 --> 00:47:50,366
And I sat down next to him at the piano,
and I go, "Steve, it's me."
706
00:47:50,367 --> 00:47:51,701
And then he smiled real big,
707
00:47:51,702 --> 00:47:54,996
and we started cracking jokes
and singing songs.
708
00:47:54,997 --> 00:47:59,668
And-- And then after the show,
we were backstage, and he asked me...
709
00:48:01,378 --> 00:48:03,380
he said, "What are you doing tomorrow?"
710
00:48:04,965 --> 00:48:07,134
I said, "I'm gonna fly
to Detroit with you...
711
00:48:07,759 --> 00:48:09,636
pay my respects to Ms. Franklin."
712
00:48:10,679 --> 00:48:11,889
And he said, "No."
713
00:48:13,265 --> 00:48:14,391
At that time...
714
00:48:15,559 --> 00:48:17,184
a senator had just passed away.
715
00:48:17,185 --> 00:48:20,022
The late, great John McCain
had passed away.
716
00:48:22,190 --> 00:48:24,860
And Stevie said,
"I need you to do me a favor."
717
00:48:25,485 --> 00:48:28,614
He said, "John McCain is laying
in state at the Capitol."
718
00:48:30,908 --> 00:48:32,868
He said, "I want you to go pay...
719
00:48:33,994 --> 00:48:35,579
our respects to him."
720
00:48:40,918 --> 00:48:44,463
And I said, "Nigga, I would much rather go
to Detroit with you."
721
00:48:49,509 --> 00:48:52,887
And then Stevie gave me that look.
He just looked like this, like...
722
00:48:52,888 --> 00:48:54,973
He didn't even know
I was all the way over here.
723
00:48:58,894 --> 00:48:59,770
So, I went.
724
00:49:00,938 --> 00:49:02,355
The next day, I went to the Capitol.
725
00:49:02,356 --> 00:49:04,857
I-- I-- I don't do this for anyone
but Stevie Wonder.
726
00:49:04,858 --> 00:49:06,567
He can tell me
to do anything within reason.
727
00:49:06,568 --> 00:49:10,072
The only thing he's told me to do
that I won't do is stop smoking.
728
00:49:10,948 --> 00:49:12,157
That I won't do yet.
729
00:49:13,116 --> 00:49:14,867
But I did it. I waited in line,
730
00:49:14,868 --> 00:49:17,370
and then I got all the way
up to Senator McCain's casket,
731
00:49:17,371 --> 00:49:19,790
and I was just like,
"Uh, Stevie Wonder sent me."
732
00:49:22,084 --> 00:49:24,378
"Goodbye, nigga." And I just walked off.
733
00:49:25,754 --> 00:49:28,048
But I-- But that's what he wanted,
and so I did it.
734
00:49:34,179 --> 00:49:35,596
A lot of people don't know this,
735
00:49:35,597 --> 00:49:38,516
but people from Washington know this,
who are my age.
736
00:49:38,517 --> 00:49:40,060
A lot of people don't know
737
00:49:40,852 --> 00:49:42,354
that Martin Luther King,
738
00:49:43,355 --> 00:49:48,318
unlike Charlie Kirk,
had a harder time being remembered.
739
00:49:50,112 --> 00:49:51,154
That...
740
00:49:51,989 --> 00:49:54,615
the only reason
that Martin Luther King's birthday
741
00:49:54,616 --> 00:49:57,326
is a holiday is because the King family
742
00:49:57,327 --> 00:50:02,332
and Stevie Wonder lobbied
very hard and very long
743
00:50:03,000 --> 00:50:04,376
for that holiday.
744
00:50:07,796 --> 00:50:09,464
People forget.
745
00:50:11,049 --> 00:50:13,300
That what they call
"Black Happy Birthday,"
746
00:50:13,301 --> 00:50:16,595
the Stevie Wonder "Happy Birthday,"
was a protest song
747
00:50:16,596 --> 00:50:19,890
about making the King holiday a reality.
748
00:50:19,891 --> 00:50:26,897
Happy birthday to you
749
00:50:26,898 --> 00:50:29,442
Happy birthday
750
00:50:29,443 --> 00:50:31,278
And it was so effective.
751
00:50:32,070 --> 00:50:33,863
Finally, the Senate voted on it.
752
00:50:33,864 --> 00:50:40,328
Ninety-nine out of 100 senators
agreed to make that birthday a holiday.
753
00:50:42,122 --> 00:50:43,415
Except for one...
754
00:50:44,541 --> 00:50:45,625
John McCain.
755
00:50:48,170 --> 00:50:51,173
The guy that Stevie sent me
to say goodbye to.
756
00:50:52,966 --> 00:50:55,635
What a great man Stevie Wonder is.
757
00:50:56,261 --> 00:50:58,388
How much this country could learn...
758
00:50:59,431 --> 00:51:00,849
from a man like that.
759
00:51:03,101 --> 00:51:04,936
John McCain, God bless him...
760
00:51:06,021 --> 00:51:07,897
he got himself in a pickle for that vote,
761
00:51:07,898 --> 00:51:10,400
but it came back
to get his ass years later.
762
00:51:10,942 --> 00:51:12,943
Years later, he was running for president
763
00:51:12,944 --> 00:51:16,823
and had to run against the first nigga
to ever get a party nomination.
764
00:51:21,411 --> 00:51:23,788
And Barack Obama got that nomination
765
00:51:23,789 --> 00:51:29,002
on the anniversary
of Dr. King's "I Have a Dream" speech.
766
00:51:33,215 --> 00:51:37,802
And of all the votes
in McCain's long career as a senator,
767
00:51:37,803 --> 00:51:41,932
that vote against that King holiday
had never haunted him
768
00:51:42,557 --> 00:51:44,267
like it did at that time.
769
00:51:44,935 --> 00:51:47,978
So, how did he counter that?
I'll tell you what he did.
770
00:51:47,979 --> 00:51:52,566
If you remember,
John McCain sponsored a bill
771
00:51:52,567 --> 00:51:58,740
to pardon Jack Johnson posthumously
of the Mann Act.
772
00:51:59,866 --> 00:52:05,872
Yes, he did sponsor that bill to pardon
Jack Johnson of the Mann Act.
773
00:52:06,373 --> 00:52:10,209
The Mann Act is precisely the law
774
00:52:10,210 --> 00:52:15,590
that Sean "Puffy" Combs
was convicted of just recently.
775
00:52:16,091 --> 00:52:20,345
America's Unstoppable Nigga Act.
776
00:52:28,645 --> 00:52:32,983
Yeah, something else is going on,
but I don't know. Are you guys bored?
777
00:52:33,525 --> 00:52:35,068
No!
778
00:52:36,069 --> 00:52:38,405
Okay, I'm gonna keep going. There's more.
779
00:52:48,748 --> 00:52:53,086
I hate conspiracy theories,
but I'll tell you one about... well...
780
00:52:54,296 --> 00:52:58,592
and this is not even a theory.
This part I know is a fact.
781
00:53:06,600 --> 00:53:07,851
Did you know...
782
00:53:08,894 --> 00:53:12,438
when I left D.C. and moved
to New York in the '90s,
783
00:53:12,439 --> 00:53:16,358
that New York City Police Department
had a hip-hop police task force?
784
00:53:16,359 --> 00:53:17,652
Did you know that?
785
00:53:18,987 --> 00:53:21,739
And this task force would follow anybody
786
00:53:21,740 --> 00:53:24,283
that was involved
in hip-hop culture around.
787
00:53:24,284 --> 00:53:26,243
Not just rappers, drug dealers,
788
00:53:26,244 --> 00:53:28,245
'cause they thought
that it was connected somehow.
789
00:53:28,246 --> 00:53:32,333
Even young comedians like me.
Anybody that was just on that scene,
790
00:53:32,334 --> 00:53:34,960
they knew who everybody was
and what everybody was doing.
791
00:53:34,961 --> 00:53:38,172
And back in those days,
I used to go to nightclubs,
792
00:53:38,173 --> 00:53:39,423
but sometimes I'd go to a club
793
00:53:39,424 --> 00:53:41,342
and the lights would be
a little bit different.
794
00:53:41,343 --> 00:53:44,845
And I didn't notice, but the O.G.s
would pull me aside and be like,
795
00:53:44,846 --> 00:53:46,556
"Careful in the club, nigga."
796
00:53:47,849 --> 00:53:49,851
"They got the FBI lights up."
797
00:53:51,394 --> 00:53:55,856
Which meant that the lighting was strange
'cause the party was under surveillance
798
00:53:55,857 --> 00:53:57,858
and they were just telling me
to watch my back.
799
00:53:57,859 --> 00:54:00,194
And, you know,
I wasn't doing anything wrong anyway,
800
00:54:00,195 --> 00:54:02,155
nigga, just having a good time.
801
00:54:04,491 --> 00:54:09,328
Now, did you know that
that task force was invented originally
802
00:54:09,329 --> 00:54:11,414
to follow just two people around?
803
00:54:12,082 --> 00:54:15,209
Those people was
a guy named Christopher Wallace,
804
00:54:15,210 --> 00:54:17,796
a.k.a. the Notorious B.I.G.,
805
00:54:20,382 --> 00:54:23,802
and Sean "P. Diddy" Combs.
806
00:54:24,886 --> 00:54:26,846
Now, why is that?
807
00:54:27,514 --> 00:54:32,017
That this nigga has been
under surveillance for at least 30 years,
808
00:54:32,018 --> 00:54:36,480
but just now, just now they noticed
that he racketeers and beats up bitches?
809
00:54:36,481 --> 00:54:40,359
I bet you, I bet you,
if he was doing all that,
810
00:54:40,360 --> 00:54:43,696
I bet you they seen him
doing it for a long time.
811
00:54:43,697 --> 00:54:45,115
But why now?
812
00:54:45,949 --> 00:54:46,992
I don't know.
813
00:54:47,617 --> 00:54:50,704
It was strange, in this case,
nobody called the police,
814
00:54:51,538 --> 00:54:53,039
except for Kid Cudi.
815
00:54:58,670 --> 00:55:01,047
And everybody called Kid Cudi a snitch.
816
00:55:02,882 --> 00:55:04,216
But he wasn't a snitch.
817
00:55:04,217 --> 00:55:06,677
A snitch is
when two niggas do crime together
818
00:55:06,678 --> 00:55:09,096
and one of them gets caught
and tells on the other one
819
00:55:09,097 --> 00:55:10,597
to get himself out of the trouble.
820
00:55:10,598 --> 00:55:13,392
Kid Cudi was violated by Puff.
821
00:55:13,393 --> 00:55:16,895
He alleged that Puff blew up
his motherfucking Porsche
822
00:55:16,896 --> 00:55:19,732
with a Molotov cocktail
and didn't stop there.
823
00:55:19,733 --> 00:55:22,902
He said-- He then alleged
that Puff broke into his house...
824
00:55:24,321 --> 00:55:27,657
and opened this nigga's Christmas gifts.
825
00:55:31,578 --> 00:55:33,621
Oh, nigga, I'd have been furious.
826
00:55:35,707 --> 00:55:38,292
Kid Cudi said, "I can't prove
that he opened the gifts or nothing,
827
00:55:38,293 --> 00:55:41,003
but I came in the house
and he was in there and the gifts was open
828
00:55:41,004 --> 00:55:44,049
and that nigga was just like,
'Merry Christmas, playboy.'"
829
00:55:46,843 --> 00:55:48,594
So what was Kid Cudi supposed to do?
830
00:55:48,595 --> 00:55:51,181
He only got two choices. Either A,
831
00:55:52,182 --> 00:55:53,891
you're going to have
to do some gangster shit
832
00:55:53,892 --> 00:55:56,895
to this nigga that he's going
to have a hard time proving.
833
00:55:57,645 --> 00:55:59,356
Or if you're not built like that...
834
00:56:00,940 --> 00:56:03,526
and I do not believe
that Kid Cudi is built like that...
835
00:56:05,653 --> 00:56:07,405
...your last option is B...
836
00:56:08,823 --> 00:56:10,325
you gotta call the police.
837
00:56:11,493 --> 00:56:12,827
And good for Kid Cudi.
838
00:56:13,703 --> 00:56:14,996
He did the right thing.
839
00:56:15,955 --> 00:56:17,332
I, on the other hand,
840
00:56:18,041 --> 00:56:19,417
oh, I'm built like that.
841
00:56:21,336 --> 00:56:23,545
If this nigga fuck
my family's Christmas up,
842
00:56:23,546 --> 00:56:26,673
you better believe
I'm gonna make him suffer for that shit.
843
00:56:26,674 --> 00:56:28,926
A nigga's gonna come up to me
and tell me all about it
844
00:56:28,927 --> 00:56:30,260
and not even know I did it.
845
00:56:30,261 --> 00:56:31,846
"Oh, my God, Dave!"
846
00:56:33,973 --> 00:56:36,183
"Did you hear what happened to Puffy?"
847
00:56:36,184 --> 00:56:38,144
"Oh, my God, no. What happened?"
848
00:56:44,150 --> 00:56:47,779
"He was jogging
by himself in Topanga Canyon."
849
00:56:49,197 --> 00:56:52,199
"A falcon came out of nowhere
and killed this nigga!"
850
00:56:52,200 --> 00:56:53,451
"Oh, my God."
851
00:57:05,588 --> 00:57:07,215
I love hip-hop music.
852
00:57:07,799 --> 00:57:11,302
I love many of the people
that make that music.
853
00:57:12,303 --> 00:57:14,346
They taught me things and showed me things
854
00:57:14,347 --> 00:57:16,598
that I'd never seen
for myself, good things.
855
00:57:16,599 --> 00:57:19,685
For example, I was in Atlanta once.
856
00:57:19,686 --> 00:57:21,688
I'm almost done. Hang in there, champ.
857
00:57:26,443 --> 00:57:27,735
I was in Atlanta...
858
00:57:29,654 --> 00:57:32,198
and a rapper named T.I...
859
00:57:34,492 --> 00:57:36,160
...called me up. Now, at this time,
860
00:57:36,161 --> 00:57:37,911
I didn't know him well,
I know him better now,
861
00:57:37,912 --> 00:57:40,247
but I knew him well enough
that he'd had my phone number.
862
00:57:40,248 --> 00:57:44,002
And the nigga called me up, he was like,
"Dave, I heard you was in my city."
863
00:57:45,879 --> 00:57:48,840
He said,
"I want to show you the real Atlanta."
864
00:57:49,883 --> 00:57:51,759
I said, "Fuck yeah, nigga, let's go."
865
00:57:53,845 --> 00:57:56,305
He said, "Meet me downstairs
in your hotel valet."
866
00:57:56,306 --> 00:57:57,431
So I went downstairs.
867
00:57:57,432 --> 00:57:59,433
I thought he was fucking around,
but when I went down there,
868
00:57:59,434 --> 00:58:03,020
he was outside in the valet,
sitting in a purple Phantom.
869
00:58:03,021 --> 00:58:05,814
This car must have been
a million and a half dollars.
870
00:58:05,815 --> 00:58:08,692
Beautiful purple color
with ivory-white seats.
871
00:58:08,693 --> 00:58:11,445
It's the kind of car
that you gotta have a chauffeur to drive,
872
00:58:11,446 --> 00:58:14,824
but for some reason,
this nigga was driving it himself.
873
00:58:17,368 --> 00:58:18,744
And I didn't ask no questions.
874
00:58:18,745 --> 00:58:23,332
I just jumped in the car and, man,
he showed me Atlanta, everything.
875
00:58:23,333 --> 00:58:25,667
"Outkast and them
started rapping over there
876
00:58:25,668 --> 00:58:28,630
and Future used to play
in the playground over here."
877
00:58:32,383 --> 00:58:36,054
And then he slowed the car up
and he pointed to a house and he goes...
878
00:58:36,554 --> 00:58:39,724
"And Martin Luther King
grew up in that house right there."
879
00:58:40,850 --> 00:58:43,269
"And he raised his children over here."
880
00:58:44,103 --> 00:58:47,732
"And that's the church
he preached in over there."
881
00:58:50,652 --> 00:58:54,197
And then... we stopped at a red light,
882
00:58:55,365 --> 00:58:56,865
and these little Black kids
883
00:58:56,866 --> 00:59:00,118
rushed the car from either side
of the intersection with water bottles.
884
00:59:00,119 --> 00:59:04,249
These kids in Atlanta, if you know,
they're called the Water Boys.
885
00:59:04,874 --> 00:59:08,168
Their whole hustle is
they sell water to people who are stuck
886
00:59:08,169 --> 00:59:09,963
in that hot Atlanta traffic.
887
00:59:10,588 --> 00:59:12,047
I didn't know that.
888
00:59:12,048 --> 00:59:14,466
I just saw these young niggas
running up on the car,
889
00:59:14,467 --> 00:59:16,177
so I locked the door like, "Fuck that."
890
00:59:25,270 --> 00:59:29,439
But T.I. rolled his window down,
started giving the kids orders.
891
00:59:29,440 --> 00:59:31,692
"Slow down, don't just run up
on somebody's car."
892
00:59:31,693 --> 00:59:33,902
"You don't know what they got in there."
893
00:59:33,903 --> 00:59:35,904
"And smile so you look less threatening."
894
00:59:35,905 --> 00:59:39,700
"And remember your manners.
'Yes, sir. No, ma'am. Please, thank you.'"
895
00:59:39,701 --> 00:59:41,118
"That'll keep you alive."
896
00:59:41,119 --> 00:59:45,747
"And keep that condensation on that water
897
00:59:45,748 --> 00:59:49,210
so it looks refreshing and delicious."
898
00:59:50,545 --> 00:59:53,422
And then that kid realized
that he was talking to a legend.
899
00:59:53,423 --> 00:59:56,508
He said, "Oh, my God."
He said, "Thanks, T.I."
900
00:59:56,509 --> 00:59:58,218
And held his hand out for some money.
901
00:59:58,219 --> 00:59:59,970
And that nigga T.I.
looked at him and said,
902
00:59:59,971 --> 01:00:03,808
"I done gave you the game,"
and rolled up the window and drove away.
903
01:00:16,529 --> 01:00:17,572
That night...
904
01:00:21,534 --> 01:00:22,869
I did my show...
905
01:00:23,995 --> 01:00:27,205
and when I got off stage,
T.I. was backstage with a friend of his
906
01:00:27,206 --> 01:00:30,167
that I didn't know.
I just knew his friend was somebody,
907
01:00:30,168 --> 01:00:32,878
because everyone was acting
all excited that he was back there.
908
01:00:32,879 --> 01:00:35,422
So I asked him,
I go, "Yo, Tip, who's your man?"
909
01:00:35,423 --> 01:00:37,174
And he's like, "Oh, that right there?"
910
01:00:37,175 --> 01:00:40,844
He goes, "That there
is the future of hip-hop."
911
01:00:40,845 --> 01:00:42,471
And I was like,
"Nigga, will you just calm down?"
912
01:00:42,472 --> 01:00:43,806
So then I asked the dude.
913
01:00:45,350 --> 01:00:47,852
I say, "Yo, my man."
I said, "What's your name?"
914
01:00:48,394 --> 01:00:51,564
And the dude looked over,
he said... he said, "I'm Nipsey."
915
01:00:57,195 --> 01:00:58,946
And this was Nipsey Hussle.
916
01:01:00,198 --> 01:01:03,326
Not gonna go all into it,
but I gotta tell you, that night...
917
01:01:04,160 --> 01:01:07,246
that night, me and T.I.
and Nipsey went out...
918
01:01:08,498 --> 01:01:11,375
and we had a fucking blast.
919
01:01:11,376 --> 01:01:13,920
Good time, not freak-off fun, but fun.
920
01:01:17,298 --> 01:01:20,550
So much so
that when I got home from the road,
921
01:01:20,551 --> 01:01:23,637
and my wife always asks me,
she goes, "Dave, how was your trip?"
922
01:01:23,638 --> 01:01:24,971
Normally I'm just like, "It was good."
923
01:01:24,972 --> 01:01:29,184
But this time I was like,
"Babe, babe, I met the coolest nigga."
924
01:01:29,185 --> 01:01:32,729
I said, "This nigga's younger than me,
but it's like he's older than me."
925
01:01:32,730 --> 01:01:35,190
And she's like, "Wha-- What?"
She goes, "What does that mean?"
926
01:01:35,191 --> 01:01:37,485
And I was like,
"I don't know, bitch. He's like..."
927
01:01:41,572 --> 01:01:43,240
"It's like hanging out
with a fortune cookie."
928
01:01:43,241 --> 01:01:45,410
"This nigga just had
an answer for everything."
929
01:01:49,664 --> 01:01:51,332
I told her all about Nipsey.
930
01:01:52,125 --> 01:01:54,335
What was funny about it is years later,
931
01:01:54,877 --> 01:01:58,213
I saw Nipsey's widow
and she pulled me aside.
932
01:01:58,214 --> 01:01:59,423
I'd never met her.
933
01:01:59,424 --> 01:02:02,634
And she said, "I just want to tell you
that my husband loved you."
934
01:02:02,635 --> 01:02:06,847
She said, "He said he met you
in Atlanta and you had a wonderful time."
935
01:02:06,848 --> 01:02:09,517
I said, "Boy, that's fucking crazy.
We sure did."
936
01:02:11,728 --> 01:02:14,981
Not long after I met Nipsey,
I was in L.A. doing a show.
937
01:02:16,566 --> 01:02:18,692
And then after the show,
I got a text from a guy that says,
938
01:02:18,693 --> 01:02:21,611
"I'm at a party you need to be at."
And I was like, "I'm gonna go to bed."
939
01:02:21,612 --> 01:02:24,698
And he's like, "No, nigga,
you have to come to this party."
940
01:02:24,699 --> 01:02:27,493
So I'm thinking
this must be the freak-off, finally.
941
01:02:35,877 --> 01:02:38,712
And the party was at a place
that I'd been to a million times.
942
01:02:38,713 --> 01:02:40,547
So I wasn't excited
about being in that place.
943
01:02:40,548 --> 01:02:43,050
But when I walked in,
it just was different.
944
01:02:43,843 --> 01:02:45,094
It was popping.
945
01:02:45,887 --> 01:02:49,599
And it turns out
that the party was for Nipsey.
946
01:02:50,099 --> 01:02:53,143
Nipsey had been nominated
for Rap Album of the Year,
947
01:02:53,144 --> 01:02:56,439
and everyone that he would have
ever respected was at the party.
948
01:02:58,316 --> 01:03:01,485
T.I. was there,
Snoop was there, Jay-Z was there,
949
01:03:01,486 --> 01:03:04,238
Puffy, before we knew
he did all that stuff, was there.
950
01:03:05,531 --> 01:03:07,407
I was there, on and on and on.
951
01:03:07,408 --> 01:03:09,910
And as good as the party was
when I was partying,
952
01:03:09,911 --> 01:03:12,370
I was having fun,
but I had a pit in my stomach
953
01:03:12,371 --> 01:03:14,206
'cause it reminded me of the '90s.
954
01:03:14,207 --> 01:03:17,042
And you can believe me
or you cannot believe me.
955
01:03:17,043 --> 01:03:20,504
I'm just telling you how I saw
and how I felt.
956
01:03:20,505 --> 01:03:23,299
They had the FBI-- the FBI lights up.
957
01:03:23,883 --> 01:03:26,843
I just felt like,
"Man, this party's under surveillance,"
958
01:03:26,844 --> 01:03:29,095
but I didn't think too much of it.
959
01:03:29,096 --> 01:03:32,015
And then I went back home to Ohio,
and I was taking a nap,
960
01:03:32,016 --> 01:03:35,143
and my wife shook me awake
and she had tears in her eyes
961
01:03:35,144 --> 01:03:37,854
and she said, "David."
I said, "What's going on with you?"
962
01:03:37,855 --> 01:03:40,023
She said, "Your friend is dead."
963
01:03:40,024 --> 01:03:41,274
And I'm old now, so I'm like,
964
01:03:41,275 --> 01:03:43,528
"Bitch, you're gonna have
to be more specific than that."
965
01:03:44,987 --> 01:03:46,489
I know niggas with gout.
966
01:03:56,833 --> 01:03:58,167
But it was Nipsey.
967
01:03:59,418 --> 01:04:01,920
And this is why I feel
for Charlie Kirk's fans
968
01:04:01,921 --> 01:04:04,965
because I know what it's like
to see someone you look up to
969
01:04:04,966 --> 01:04:09,428
and admire gunned down
by a fucking nobody.
970
01:04:10,096 --> 01:04:11,806
Oh, my God.
971
01:04:13,224 --> 01:04:15,268
It's so hard to accept that.
972
01:04:16,352 --> 01:04:20,355
And if you looked on the internet
and-- and saw all those terrible videos,
973
01:04:20,356 --> 01:04:23,651
because there was a very gory video
of Nipsey's murder too.
974
01:04:25,069 --> 01:04:27,445
And then I-- I looked
in the comments section,
975
01:04:27,446 --> 01:04:30,115
and-- and the internet
was doing what it does,
976
01:04:30,116 --> 01:04:33,451
and everyone was coming up
with one conspiracy theory after another,
977
01:04:33,452 --> 01:04:37,789
but the one that I kept seeing
the most involved a holistic doctor
978
01:04:37,790 --> 01:04:40,418
in New York City. Have you heard it?
979
01:04:44,672 --> 01:04:48,759
It's a doctor named Dr. Sebi.
980
01:04:52,722 --> 01:04:57,393
In the mid-'90s, during the height
of the AIDS epidemic,
981
01:04:58,311 --> 01:05:02,147
a Black holistic doctor
in New York named Dr. Sebi claimed
982
01:05:02,148 --> 01:05:06,401
that he cured two people
of AIDS and HIV holistically.
983
01:05:06,402 --> 01:05:08,987
And at that time,
that was an illegal claim
984
01:05:08,988 --> 01:05:12,324
to make in the United States
because of the FDA.
985
01:05:12,325 --> 01:05:15,660
So the federal government
took Dr. Sebi to court
986
01:05:15,661 --> 01:05:18,998
and New York State took Dr. Sebi to court.
987
01:05:20,416 --> 01:05:23,502
And Dr. Sebi beat both cases.
988
01:05:27,673 --> 01:05:31,259
And Nipsey Hussle, unbeknownst to many,
989
01:05:31,260 --> 01:05:34,388
was making a documentary,
he was producing it,
990
01:05:34,931 --> 01:05:38,767
about Dr. Sebi's work and his life.
991
01:05:38,768 --> 01:05:45,066
And people on the internet believe
that larger powers killed Nipsey Hussle
992
01:05:45,900 --> 01:05:48,110
to keep that information from you and I.
993
01:05:50,196 --> 01:05:53,407
I don't know. I honestly don't know.
994
01:05:54,825 --> 01:05:57,787
But I'll tell you something
that I do know.
995
01:05:59,789 --> 01:06:04,627
The greatest comedian I've ever seen
with my own eyes is Charlie Barnett.
996
01:06:05,795 --> 01:06:10,423
Charlie Barnett,
a New York street comedy legend.
997
01:06:10,424 --> 01:06:14,220
He only did comedy on the streets,
and I was lucky enough to meet him.
998
01:06:14,929 --> 01:06:16,389
He was a mentor of mine.
999
01:06:17,056 --> 01:06:20,977
Charlie Barnett was so good at performing
on the streets that from the streets,
1000
01:06:21,602 --> 01:06:24,647
he booked himself a job
on Saturday Night Live.
1001
01:06:26,315 --> 01:06:29,819
Yeah, but the week of rehearsals,
they found out that he couldn't read.
1002
01:06:30,820 --> 01:06:34,657
So they fired him
and replaced him with Eddie Murphy.
1003
01:06:35,950 --> 01:06:37,826
Oh, it could have been beautiful.
1004
01:06:37,827 --> 01:06:40,620
But you gotta be able to read
to do Saturday Night Live.
1005
01:06:40,621 --> 01:06:42,540
I know y'all saw Bad Bunny last week.
1006
01:06:49,630 --> 01:06:52,341
I'm not knocking him, but that
nigga's reading, you know what I mean?
1007
01:06:56,637 --> 01:06:59,639
Charlie Barnett wasn't deterred.
He kept pushing.
1008
01:06:59,640 --> 01:07:03,309
And he went on to do movies like D.C. Cab,
which is where I first saw him.
1009
01:07:03,310 --> 01:07:05,145
He used to be on Miami Vice.
1010
01:07:05,146 --> 01:07:07,772
This motherfucker became a star
in his own right.
1011
01:07:07,773 --> 01:07:09,983
But the thing that kept derailing him
1012
01:07:09,984 --> 01:07:13,529
is that Charlie was
a terrible drug addict.
1013
01:07:14,155 --> 01:07:17,157
This nigga started doing crack
to quit heroin.
1014
01:07:17,158 --> 01:07:18,242
He was doomed.
1015
01:07:20,286 --> 01:07:23,621
He learned how to do street comedy
from a guy named Swami X,
1016
01:07:23,622 --> 01:07:26,041
and Swami X didn't just teach him
how to do comedy,
1017
01:07:26,042 --> 01:07:30,003
he taught him how to get high,
and Charlie never could shake it.
1018
01:07:30,004 --> 01:07:33,590
And when Charlie mentored me,
even though he was a terrible drug addict,
1019
01:07:33,591 --> 01:07:35,300
I never saw him high.
1020
01:07:35,301 --> 01:07:38,094
He never wanted
to do to me what Swami did to him.
1021
01:07:38,095 --> 01:07:42,307
He made sure I understood
that cocaine is just not for you
1022
01:07:42,308 --> 01:07:44,893
even though those bitches are prettier
than them ugly weed bitches
1023
01:07:44,894 --> 01:07:46,187
you be hanging out with.
1024
01:07:51,067 --> 01:07:55,988
One night, I saw Charlie in a comedy club
1025
01:07:56,739 --> 01:07:58,699
and he looked terrible.
1026
01:07:59,492 --> 01:08:01,743
And this guy would avoid me
if he was getting high,
1027
01:08:01,744 --> 01:08:03,788
but I'd never seen him look this bad.
1028
01:08:04,330 --> 01:08:07,833
So I said to him,
I said, "Charlie, you good?"
1029
01:08:08,751 --> 01:08:10,211
And he didn't say anything.
1030
01:08:11,420 --> 01:08:12,963
And I said, "Are you high?"
1031
01:08:13,672 --> 01:08:14,840
And he laughed.
1032
01:08:16,217 --> 01:08:19,095
He said, "No, nigga, I'm not high."
1033
01:08:20,346 --> 01:08:21,806
He said, "I'm dying."
1034
01:08:22,848 --> 01:08:24,183
And I said, "What?"
1035
01:08:24,892 --> 01:08:26,560
And he said, "I'm dying."
1036
01:08:27,561 --> 01:08:28,813
"I have AIDS."
1037
01:08:29,772 --> 01:08:30,856
"And I'm dying."
1038
01:08:31,357 --> 01:08:33,108
Now, I must've been 18 or 19.
1039
01:08:33,109 --> 01:08:35,527
I'd never met nobody
that I knew of that had AIDS.
1040
01:08:35,528 --> 01:08:38,113
But I got to tell you,
that-- that shit had me shook.
1041
01:08:38,114 --> 01:08:40,448
And then I started thinking
of all his jokes.
1042
01:08:40,449 --> 01:08:42,659
And he was hinting at it for years.
1043
01:08:42,660 --> 01:08:44,369
Didn't he used
to have a joke where he said,
1044
01:08:44,370 --> 01:08:47,665
"I took an AIDS test yesterday.
I got a 65."
1045
01:08:53,712 --> 01:08:56,381
Another time
he was on stage at the Apollo,
1046
01:08:56,382 --> 01:08:59,008
and he told the crowd,
"There's good and bad in everything."
1047
01:08:59,009 --> 01:09:00,593
And the crowd was like, "Yeah."
1048
01:09:00,594 --> 01:09:02,428
He said, "So what's good about crack?"
1049
01:09:02,429 --> 01:09:05,098
And, you know, everybody
in Harlem was like, "Nothing."
1050
01:09:05,099 --> 01:09:10,479
And he said, "Shit, crack brought
the price of pussy down to five dollars."
1051
01:09:20,573 --> 01:09:22,991
But when he said he had AIDS,
I was so shocked
1052
01:09:22,992 --> 01:09:25,243
that I looked at him
to see if he was joking.
1053
01:09:25,244 --> 01:09:29,248
And I knew, I said, "He's... He's serious."
1054
01:09:30,666 --> 01:09:32,834
And I said, "Fuck that shit."
1055
01:09:32,835 --> 01:09:34,085
He said, "What you mean?"
1056
01:09:34,086 --> 01:09:36,087
I said, "You're not going
to die around me, nigga."
1057
01:09:36,088 --> 01:09:37,463
"That's not your destiny."
1058
01:09:37,464 --> 01:09:39,215
He said, "What are you talking about?"
1059
01:09:39,216 --> 01:09:44,138
And I took Charlie Barnett
to Dr. Sebi.
1060
01:09:45,014 --> 01:09:46,514
This is a fact.
1061
01:09:46,515 --> 01:09:50,810
And Dr. Sebi treated Charlie Barnett
for three months.
1062
01:09:50,811 --> 01:09:53,354
This is a crazy story.
I could make a whole movie about it.
1063
01:09:53,355 --> 01:09:54,814
It's a long story, so I'll spare you.
1064
01:09:54,815 --> 01:09:58,652
But the point of the story is,
Charlie died of AIDS.
1065
01:10:16,962 --> 01:10:21,507
D.C., no matter how much this government
or anyone else puts pressure on you,
1066
01:10:21,508 --> 01:10:23,509
keep your wits about you.
1067
01:10:23,510 --> 01:10:26,179
I'm here just to remind you
that we are a community,
1068
01:10:26,180 --> 01:10:29,390
and we will stay sane together.
1069
01:10:29,391 --> 01:10:34,396
We will take care of each other,
and we will wait this orange nigga out.
1070
01:10:48,786 --> 01:10:51,247
The fear that I have for myself
1071
01:10:51,789 --> 01:10:54,833
that I need you to protect me from
is co-option.
1072
01:10:55,751 --> 01:11:00,797
My voice has become more powerful
than I intended it to be,
1073
01:11:00,798 --> 01:11:04,884
and I cannot let these niggas do me
like Charlie Kirk,
1074
01:11:04,885 --> 01:11:07,513
or even worse than that.
1075
01:11:08,555 --> 01:11:12,101
What if these niggas trip me up somehow,
co-opt me,
1076
01:11:12,768 --> 01:11:15,979
and then make me say the things
that they want me to say?
1077
01:11:15,980 --> 01:11:17,439
Well, we can't have that.
1078
01:11:18,482 --> 01:11:20,734
So, just in case,
1079
01:11:21,902 --> 01:11:22,903
we need a code.
1080
01:11:26,365 --> 01:11:29,200
It's gotta be something that I can say
so that if I say it,
1081
01:11:29,201 --> 01:11:30,995
you know that these niggas got me.
1082
01:11:32,746 --> 01:11:36,083
And don't listen to nothing that I say
after I say those words.
1083
01:11:37,501 --> 01:11:40,420
But don't tell anybody what it is,
but it's gotta be something that,
1084
01:11:40,421 --> 01:11:43,089
you know what I mean,
that I would never say.
1085
01:11:43,090 --> 01:11:44,549
Oh, I know what the code is.
1086
01:11:44,550 --> 01:11:47,135
The code word is, "I stand with Israel."
1087
01:11:47,136 --> 01:11:49,263
Thank you very much, and good night.
1088
01:12:11,285 --> 01:12:15,997
{\an8}I've always come to the conclusion
1089
01:12:15,998 --> 01:12:19,126
{\an8}That "but" is the way
1090
01:12:20,753 --> 01:12:23,046
{\an8}Of asking for permission
1091
01:12:23,047 --> 01:12:27,009
To lay something heavy on one's head
1092
01:12:30,220 --> 01:12:34,140
{\an8}So I have tried to not be the one
1093
01:12:34,141 --> 01:12:37,978
{\an8}Who'll fall into that line
1094
01:12:39,521 --> 01:12:45,694
{\an8}But what I feel inside
I think you should know
1095
01:12:45,819 --> 01:12:47,904
{\an8}Oh
1096
01:12:47,905 --> 01:12:51,492
{\an8}And baby, that's you, you, you
1097
01:12:52,993 --> 01:12:56,330
{\an8}Made life's history
1098
01:12:59,541 --> 01:13:05,339
{\an8}'Cause you've brought
Some joy inside my tears
1099
01:13:08,175 --> 01:13:10,469
{\an8}You have done
1100
01:13:11,261 --> 01:13:15,182
{\an8}What no one thought could be
1101
01:13:15,974 --> 01:13:17,601
{\an8}Oh, oh-oh
1102
01:13:18,769 --> 01:13:24,400
{\an8}You've brought some joy
Inside my tears
1103
01:13:27,236 --> 01:13:30,988
{\an8}I've always felt that tomorrow is for
1104
01:13:30,989 --> 01:13:35,244
{\an8}Those who are too much afraid
1105
01:13:36,286 --> 01:13:42,501
{\an8}To go past yesterday
And start living for today
1106
01:13:45,921 --> 01:13:50,550
I feel that lasting moments are coming
1107
01:13:50,551 --> 01:13:54,096
Far and few between
1108
01:13:55,472 --> 01:14:01,562
{\an8}So I should tell you
Of the happiness that you bring
1109
01:14:03,188 --> 01:14:07,109
{\an8}Baby, baby, it's you, you, you
1110
01:14:08,444 --> 01:14:11,947
Made life's history
1111
01:14:13,115 --> 01:14:14,450
{\an8}Oh, baby
1112
01:14:15,451 --> 01:14:20,038
{\an8}You've brought some joy
Inside my tears
1113
01:14:22,541 --> 01:14:26,128
Baby, you have done
1114
01:14:26,920 --> 01:14:30,799
What no one thought could be
1115
01:14:32,176 --> 01:14:33,760
Yeah
1116
01:14:34,261 --> 01:14:39,266
You've brought some joy
Inside my tears
1117
01:14:42,019 --> 01:14:43,395
Yeah
1118
01:14:43,896 --> 01:14:48,734
You've brought some joy
Inside my tears
1119
01:14:49,735 --> 01:14:52,821
Oh
1120
01:14:53,363 --> 01:14:58,493
You've brought some joy
Inside my
1121
01:14:58,494 --> 01:15:03,957
{\an8}Tears
1122
01:15:05,209 --> 01:15:09,129
{\an8}Doo, doo, do, do, do, do
1123
01:15:10,506 --> 01:15:12,381
{\an8}Yeah, yeah
1124
01:15:12,382 --> 01:15:17,054
{\an8}You've brought some joy
Inside my tears
1125
01:15:19,056 --> 01:15:20,723
Baby, baby
1126
01:15:20,724 --> 01:15:27,523
You have done
What no one thought could be
1127
01:15:29,066 --> 01:15:30,526
Yeah
1128
01:15:33,862 --> 01:15:35,364
I'm rich biatch!