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{\an1}CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
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{\an2}This programme contains
strong language and adult humour
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{\an2}Hello and welcome to
the Big Fat Quiz Of The Year,
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{\an2}which in the age of Ozempic
is now better described as
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{\an2}The Thin, Slightly Ill-Looking,
Would Rather Inject Itself
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{\an2}With Chemicals Than Join A Gym
Quiz Of The Year!
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{\an2}In this show, household names
try and answer easy questions.
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{\an2}You know, like Prince Andrew can't.
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{\an2}Let's meet the teams.
Ryan and Conaty.
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{\an2}It sounds like a bare-knuckle
match-up on a traveller site.
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{\an2}It does. I'd say Roisin
can handle herself,
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{\an2}but Katherine can no longer
feel her face, so who knows?
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{\an2}It's Katherine Ryan
and Roisin Conaty.
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{\an1}CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
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{\an2}Next up, a Traitor and a Faithful,
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{\an2}or an old man and his carer?
You decide.
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{\an2}It's Jonathan Ross
and Nick Mohammed.
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{\an1}CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
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{\an2}I just want to say it's wonderful
what you people do. Well done.
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{\an2}Next up, I'd like to take a moment
to announce I have Autism and ADHD.
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{\an2}Or to give them their proper names,
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{\an1}Richard Ayoade and Lou Sanders.
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{\an2}Lou, of course, you're a teetotal
vegan and you're a feminist.
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{\an2}And yet you manage to be
the fun one on the team.
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{\an2}Have you got a team name?
Have you got...? Um, yeah.
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{\an2}Uh, Ayoade Know Her.
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{\an1}LAUGHTER
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{\an2}Are you all right? Yeah.
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{\an2}Have you got any? Chuckle Supper.
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{\an2}Oh, that's nice. Chuckle Supper?
Chuckle supper. Chuckle Supper.
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{\an2}As in, "I'll give you a chuckle
supper with all the trimmings."
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{\an2}Yeah.
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{\an2}What could be more Christmassy?
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{\an2}Jonathan, Nick, have you got
a team name?
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{\an2}We struggled, didn't we?
We did struggle,
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{\an2}but we did eventually go with
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{\an2}An Old Man And His Carer. Yeah.
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{\an2}I feel like I've heard that
somewhere before,
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{\an2}but OK, let's go with that.
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{\an2}Hang on. Katherine and Roisin
are conferring.
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{\an2}What are you going
to call yourselves?
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{\an1}KATHERINE CHUCKLES HOARSELY
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{\an2}All right, Muttley, what was that?
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{\an1}LAUGHTER
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{\an1}HE MIMICS MUTTLEY
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{\an2}This is the hardest part
of the quiz,
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{\an2}because you want it to be dynamic.
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{\an2}But we've just had a brainwave.
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{\an2}We think we should be called...
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{\an2}One, two... BOTH: Spit.
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{\an1}LAUGHTER
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{\an2}What, sorry? Lou likes it. Lou
likes it! Yeah, I really like it.
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{\an2}And should we ask why, or no?
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{\an2}Roisin just thought of it
and whispered in my ear
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{\an2}and I said, "Yeah!"
I don't even know why.
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{\an2}Spit. Fine. Who doesn't like spit?
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{\an2}Nature's lube.
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{\an2}Every time people say "lube",
I think they're calling my name.
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{\an2}So I'm very alert.
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{\an2}Lube Sanders has a nice ring to it.
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{\an2}Yeah.
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{\an2}The big social media trend this year
was to use AI
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{\an2}to create images of how your
action figure doll would look.
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{\an2}So we've done some for you. Roisin,
we've got yours here. Take a look.
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{\an2}That's... I don't know
why they've dressed you
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{\an2}as Mrs Doubtfire. I mean...
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{\an2}I've worn that dress
in real life, that's why.
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{\an2}Now, Katherine, we've got you one.
Here we go.
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{\an2}Oh!
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{\an2}Well, fun fact - Katherine's doll
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{\an2}has less plastic
than the actual Katherine.
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{\an2}I think you've done
Katherine dirty because
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{\an2}Roisin's looked very nice,
and this looks like something
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{\an2}you would show kids in school to try
and keep them on the right track.
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{\an2}Now, sorry about this, but there was
a mix-up with yours, Jonathan,
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{\an2}and they've done a doll
of Clare Balding.
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{\an2}Nick, I think we've got one for you.
Yeah.
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{\an2}Fun fact - Nick's doll
is actually life-size.
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{\an2}Why do you have two wands?
No magician needs two wands.
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{\an2}It looks like they're nunchuks.
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{\an2}But also, it looks like
it's a broken wand
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{\an2}because there's actually only
a white end
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{\an2}on each side, isn't there?
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{\an2}There's not... Yeah. Wow. That's
the kind of thing a nerd might say.
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{\an2}Yeah.
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{\an2}Well, speaking of the mustn't-have
toy of Christmas 2025,
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{\an2}take a look at this.
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{\an2}Oh, there he is.
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{\an2}Ooh!
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{\an2}That bike's too small.
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{\an2}Have I just come back from safari?
What is this?
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{\an2}You look like you're in
Jurassic World or something.
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{\an2}It's great. Yes, well,
thank you very much.
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{\an2}I mean, it's a point of sale.
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{\an2}And just a book.
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{\an2}Not a specific book.
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{\an2}Just a book. "Book."
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{\an2}Obviously created by a big reader.
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{\an2}Lou, yours is, er...
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{\an2}There's a... Ooh! There's a lot
going on there, isn't there?
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{\an2}Some healing crystals, a cat,
some roller skates.
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{\an2}Wow. One leg of a trouser.
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{\an2}And only half a fur coat.
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{\an2}It looks like you were mugged
on both sides by two assailants.
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{\an2}"You get the coat,
I'll get the trouser leg."
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{\an2}They've done one of me. But it's...
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{\an2}Oh!
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{\an2}It's got different faces,
so you can pick the year.
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{\an2}Also, the doll has a greater
degree of humanity
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{\an2}than you do in real life, Jimmy.
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{\an2}How very dare you! OK. Right.
Let's get on with the show.
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{\an2}Our first round is all about
2025's big headlines.
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{\an2}Back in September, Donald Trump
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{\an2}attended a state banquet
at Windsor Castle.
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{\an2}Guests included
media mogul Rupert Murdoch,
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{\an2}the ghost of Jeffrey Epstein,
and Satan.
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{\an2}Prince Andrew has stepped back
from royal duties
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{\an2}to spend more time with the kids.
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{\an1}UNSETTLED LAUGHTER
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{\an2}I feel a bit bad for the artist
formerly known as Prince Andrew.
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{\an2}What does he say to people now
other than, "It's just Andrew"?
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{\an2}How does he explain what he does?
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{\an2}"I used to do nothing,
but they let me go,
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{\an2}"so now I do fuck all."
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{\an2}OK, who's up for
some big fat questions?
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{\an2}Come on. Yeah. All right,
here we go. All right. Round one.
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{\an2}The Louvre jewellery heist
made headlines across the world.
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{\an2}The German company
behind the mechanical lift
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{\an2}used by the robbers
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{\an8}thought there's no such thing
as bad publicity,
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{\an8}so they made an advert
using the photo.
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{\an2}All I want you to do is translate
the German tagline.
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{\an2}So they made that cherry picker
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{\an8}that the robbers used at the Louvre
when they were nicking stuff,
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{\an8}and then they did an advert.
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{\an2}What do you think it said?
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{\an2}If you speak German,
that's cheating.
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{\an2}Will you read it for us in German,
please?
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{\an2}With your best German accent.
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{\an2}I can only do a German accent
if I do it a little bit creepy.
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{\an2}It's a weird...
"Ja. Papers, please. Mm."
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{\an2}It's a weird...
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{\an2}I know.
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{\an2}"Mm."
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{\an2}"You're a very nice boy.
It's a very nice uniform."
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{\an2}Look at Richard smiling
for the first time in his damn life.
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{\an2}Yeah, I'm having an asthma attack.
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{\an2}Well, you said that
like it was a real flex.
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{\an2}Yeah. OK, for the next question,
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{\an2}it's over to YouTuber
and rapper KSI.
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{\an2}Ooh! Hi, Jimmy. Now, as a judge
on Britain's Got Talent,
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{\an2}I've seen some amazing things,
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{\an2}but nothing more amazing than
a video of a South American kayaker
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{\an2}who went viral this year
for an extraordinary experience
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{\an2}he had whilst paddling.
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{\an2}He described it as
"surprising and slimy".
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{\an2}But can your teams tell me
what actually happened to him?
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{\an2}OK, so KSI wants to know
why a South American kayaker
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{\an2}went viral
after experiencing something
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{\an2}that he described as
"surprising and slimy".
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{\an2}Put that down as a backup.
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{\an2}I mean, they're going to be
writing down some filth right now.
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{\an2}We're all thinking it.
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{\an2}It's not that, but...
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{\an2}That's very good.
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{\an2}Of course, it wouldn't be the Big
Fat Quiz without an appearance
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{\an2}from the children of
Mitchell Brook Primary School
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{\an2}performing one of
their unconventional school plays.
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{\an2}Take a look.
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{\an2}Ciao. Welcome to Venice.
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{\an2}BOTH: We're getting married!
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{\an2}We're so happy to be here.
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{\an2}Kim, Kim, Kim.
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{\an2}Leo, Leo, Leo. Oh, no.
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{\an2}Thank you for coming.
ALL BOO
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{\an2}We all throw these in the river.
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{\an2}What did you get those from?
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{\an2}Amazon!
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{\an2}We need to move the wedding.
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{\an2}ALL: Oh, no!
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{\an2}Don't worry. I'll leave you
in a safe place close by.
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{\an2}Thank you.
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{\an2}We're the happiest people
in the universe.
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{\an2}I love you to space and back.
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{\an1}ALL CHEER
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{\an2}Nailed it. They nailed it.
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
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{\an2}Yeah. Beautiful.
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{\an2}Thank you,
Mitchell Brook Primary School.
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{\an2}OK, so that was, of course,
Jeff Bezos's wedding in Venice.
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{\an2}But can you tell me what
decidedly unclassy thing they did
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{\an2}to kick off festivities on a yacht?
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{\an2}Can I just say
Nick seems to know everything?
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{\an2}No. So I'm going to relax,
maybe have a little nap.
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{\an2}If you could wake me five minutes
before the end,
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{\an2}I'll then do the lap of honour
with him.
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{\an2}No problem at all.
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{\an2}Yeah. Yeah.
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{\an2}You're troubled by
that first answer. Why?
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{\an2}Do you think it's The Only Way Is Up
or do you think it's something...?
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{\an2}I do not...
It definitely said "schnell".
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{\an2}Schnell means quickly.
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{\an2}"Schnell, mach schnell,
mach schnell."
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{\an2}You see it in war films.
Yeah. "Mach schnell!"
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{\an2}You watch enough German porn,
you pick up a few words.
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{\an1}LAUGHTER
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{\an2}GERMAN ACCENT: I'll have you know
I don't watch it.
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{\an2}I just appear in it occasionally.
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{\an2}And your nickname is Quickly, is it?
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{\an2}My name is Quick Johnny.
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{\an2}GERMAN ACCENT: "Ah, yes. Quick
Johnny, sir? Mm. That's good, yeah?"
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{\an2}OK. Last question in this round.
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{\an2}Donald Trump's second term
as US President
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{\an2}hit the headlines
for many reasons this year.
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{\an2}But can you tell me
what he's complaining about
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{\an2}in this clip from February?
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{\an2}Because these things don't work.
I've had them many times.
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{\an2}And on occasion they break,
they explode.
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{\an2}If something's hot,
they don't last very long,
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{\an2}like a matter of minutes.
Sometimes a matter of seconds.
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{\an2}It's a ridiculous situation.
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{\an2}What was he talking about there?
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{\an2}What are you spying on?
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{\an2}Spying on? I'm hosting a quiz!
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{\an2}We're taking this quite seriously.
Good, good.
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{\an2}I mean, the prize is phenomenal.
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{\an2}If you want to go with that,
on your head be it.
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{\an2}I think that's right.
I think you're wrong, Mohammed.
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{\an2}When do we find out the answers,
Jimmy?
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{\an2}Right at the end or...? Next year.
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{\an1}LAUGHTER
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{\an2}"When do we find out the answers?"
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{\an2}Are you telling me you've
never seen this show, Nick?
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{\an2}He's not alone. No, I...
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{\an2}OK, no, we do the answer... We're
gonna do the answers straight away.
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{\an2}We're doing the answers right now.
OK, so I asked you
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{\an2}for the English translation
of the advert
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{\an8}for the cherry picker
used in the Louvre heist.
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{\an8}What did you put?
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{\an2}Jonathan, Nick. We've got...
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{\an2}We think it's something like
"When you must go quickly."
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{\an2}Yeah. Do you know specific
German words out of that?
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{\an2}Schnell is quickly. It's my name
in porn. Quickly!
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{\an2}And how do you know that?
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{\an2}Because I'm a man of 65 years old
who's travelled the world.
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{\an2}Wow.
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{\an2}He was in the war.
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{\an2}OK. Roisin, Katherine,
what have you gone for? We know it.
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{\an2}"Diamonds, cherries -
we'll get them out for you, baby."
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{\an2}Cherries?
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{\an2}It's a cherry picker!
Oh, I see.
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{\an2}"Diamonds or cherries -
we'll get them out for you, baby."
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{\an2}"Whatever it is, we'll get it out
for you, baby, with a harness."
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{\an2}Are you doing sexy voices?
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{\an2}You tell us.
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{\an2}No.
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{\an2}I can't wait to hear
Richard's sexy voice.
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{\an2}I'm doing it now.
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{\an2}Richard, what did you think
this was?
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{\an2}Well, we've got various options.
Lou?
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{\an2}"Is that a ladder in your pocket,
or are you just pleased to..."
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{\an2}"Rob the Louvre?"
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{\an2}And, "When you need to
leave quickly."
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{\an2}"When you need to leave quickly."
Yeah.
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{\an2}OK. The actual translation is...
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{\an2}Yes! OK, points, points, no points.
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{\an2}Points. That's right.
What do you mean...?
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{\an2}Pretty good. No, they got it.
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{\an2}KSI wanted to know
why a South American kayaker
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{\an2}went viral this year after
experiencing something
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{\an2}surprising and slimy.
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{\an2}What did you put?
Richard, Lou, what did you put?
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{\an2}Ah.
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{\an2}I'll leave this for my colleague.
Feels like this will be
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{\an2}entirely Lou's work.
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{\an2}Well, he ended up inside a whale.
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{\an2}So the whale spat him out.
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{\an2}And then I put something about
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{\an2}Bonnie Blue Whale,
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{\an2}which is the bit that Richard
refuses to read out.
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{\an2}OK.
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{\an2}Jonathan, Nick, did you get this?
We did.
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{\an8}Got eaten by a whale
and then spat out.
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{\an8}I had no idea.
I thought Nick had made it up.
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{\an8}He was so confident
he persuaded me.
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{\an2}And now I find out, much to
my shame, he was correct.
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{\an2}Er, Katherine, Roisin?
I want to add a bit more truth.
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{\an2}He was wearing a life jacket.
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{\an2}And the life jacket is
why the whale spat him out.
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{\an2}So I think you shouldn't
give them any points.
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{\an2}So you know
what the whale was thinking?
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{\an2}We're Team Spit, so we know.
We're Team Spit.
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{\an2}Any time someone's
spitting something out,
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{\an2}we know where and why and how.
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{\an2}But what was "surprising and slimy"
is that while he was in there,
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{\an2}he received a Christmas card
from Gregg Wallace,
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{\an2}and he was surprised by that.
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{\an2}OK, let's take a look.
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{\an7}SHOUTING
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{\an2}Nice of his dad to keep filming.
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{\an1}LAUGHTER
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{\an2}OK, so a 23-year-old
Venezuelan man.
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{\an2}He said, "I spent a second realising
I was inside the mouth of something,
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{\an2}"that maybe it had eaten me.
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{\an2}"That it could have been an orca
or a sea monster."
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{\an2}Semen monster. Ooh!
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{\an2}That's your nickname, isn't it?
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{\an2}OK, so, points, points, points.
Great.
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{\an2}OK. Um, I asked you how Jeff Bezos
kicked off his Venice wedding.
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{\an2}What did you all put?
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{\an2}Nits.
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{\an2}A nit outbreak
they brought to Venice.
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{\an2}RICHARD: How did Bezos bring nits?
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{\an2}He's the one person
we know hasn't done it,
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{\an2}and that's probably
his greatest achievement.
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{\an2}What else have you written there?
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{\an2}Well, we forgot the name of it,
but do you know
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{\an2}that there are people who
present their anus to the sun? Yes!
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{\an2}And then they power up. Yes.
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{\an2}We couldn't remember and we thought
Lou might know the name.
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{\an2}Yeah.
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{\an2}We have Lou's specialist subject.
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{\an2}Have you done it?
I'll just do a show and tell.
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{\an2}OK. Now, what have you written
for this one?
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{\an2}It was a foam party.
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00:15:48,760 --> 00:15:50,600
{\an2}Jonathan, Nick,
what have you got for this one?
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00:15:50,640 --> 00:15:51,720
{\an2}Well, Nick knew the answer.
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00:15:51,760 --> 00:15:53,680
{\an2}I'm amazed
because I've never heard of this,
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{\an2}but he seems to think
this is the truth.
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{\an2}Jeff Bezos wedding, but foam party.
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{\an2}Oh, yeah. We said foam party, mate.
Yeah.
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{\an2}You got foam party, foam party,
no foam party.
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{\an2}Points, points, no points.
Let's have a look.
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{\an2}Here he is. Foam party...
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00:16:06,920 --> 00:16:09,280
{\an2}Yeah. All the money in the world,
he went, "Yeah, foam party."
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{\an2}It's like if a Saudi prince
had his 30th at Butlin's.
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{\an2}That's not Bezos, is it?
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00:16:15,040 --> 00:16:17,360
{\an2}Is that Bezos or Daniel Craig?
That's Daniel Craig, isn't it?
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{\an2}That is Bezos.
Nick's convinced it's Daniel Craig.
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{\an2}I mean, yeah. No, that's Bezos.
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00:16:21,280 --> 00:16:23,400
{\an2}But then he was convinced
that Alan was Faithful.
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{\an2}So I don't know
why I listen to him.
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{\an2}CHEERING
Yeah.
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{\an2}Shots fired. Shots fired.
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{\an2}OK, next one. I asked you what
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{\an2}Donald Trump was complaining about.
What did you put?
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{\an2}Vaginas. So...
You think vaginas?
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{\an2}Yeah.
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{\an2}Roisin was adamant
that this was vaginas.
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{\an2}He hates women,
so I thought it'd be vaginas.
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{\an2}But I knew it was paper straws.
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{\an2}And then, you know,
he's a horrible person,
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{\an2}but then he brings back
plastic straws,
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{\an2}and I'm like, "Oh, maybe
right wing's not so bad."
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00:16:56,200 --> 00:16:57,480
{\an2}Jonathan, Nick, did you get this?
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{\an2}Well, we had...
This caused some tension,
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{\an2}I'll be honest with you. Yeah.
And we've been getting on so well.
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00:17:02,240 --> 00:17:05,200
{\an2}And then we almost fell out over
this because Nick was convinced
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00:17:05,240 --> 00:17:07,120
{\an2}he was talking about
the Dragon rocket.
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00:17:07,160 --> 00:17:09,560
{\an2}It's just because he said...
Did he say that they explode?
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00:17:09,600 --> 00:17:11,880
{\an2}I just thought it was a reference
to the rockets, but...
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00:17:11,920 --> 00:17:13,440
{\an2}I thought he was saying
about Teslas
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{\an2}because when he fell out with
Elon Musk briefly,
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00:17:15,600 --> 00:17:18,440
{\an2}I thought he was trying to
dish the dirt on him.
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{\an2}And maybe that's what it was.
But I'll be honest with you,
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{\an2}I don't thank you for this question
because it's caused tension here
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{\an2}where otherwise there
was just friendship. Yeah.
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{\an2}Well, I apologise. Um, incorrect.
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{\an2}Richard, Lou, did you get this?
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{\an2}Er, yeah. Pop-Tarts.
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{\an1}LAUGHTER
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{\an2}And then we worked our way towards
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{\an2}"his sense of self"...
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{\an1}LAUGHTER
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{\an2}..and then paper straws.
And then we went back to Pop-Tarts.
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{\an2}I love Pop-Tarts.
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{\an2}You would...
You'd be crazy not to.
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{\an2}I think it's lovely
when you reach an age
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{\an2}when you just say
whatever's on your mind.
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00:17:52,960 --> 00:17:55,280
{\an2}It was three weeks
after his inauguration.
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{\an2}He signed an executive order titled
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{\an2}Ending Procurement and Forced Use
of Paper Straws. Well done.
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00:18:01,560 --> 00:18:04,480
{\an2}Yeah, he's tackling the big issues.
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00:18:04,520 --> 00:18:06,800
{\an2}His signature
is actually his heart readout.
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{\an1}LAUGHTER
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00:18:09,720 --> 00:18:12,040
{\an2}So at the end of the first round,
the scores are,
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{\an2}Roisin and Katherine have two,
Jonathan and Nick have three,
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00:18:14,960 --> 00:18:18,400
{\an2}Richard and Lou have four.
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
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00:18:18,440 --> 00:18:19,880
{\an2}Well, that's it for part one.
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{\an2}Join us after the break as we try to
remember more things from 2025
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{\an2}that we'd really rather forget.
See you then.
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{\an2}Welcome back
to the Big Fat Quiz Of 2025,
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{\an2}the quiz that has families
across the country,
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{\an2}big and small, rich and poor,
old and young,
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00:18:41,800 --> 00:18:43,840
{\an2}coming together
to ask the same question.
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00:18:43,880 --> 00:18:46,000
{\an2}"Really? This again?"
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00:18:46,040 --> 00:18:48,160
{\an2}Our next round is all about science
and technology.
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00:18:48,200 --> 00:18:52,720
{\an2}In September, Keir Starmer announced
plans for a mandatory digital ID.
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00:18:52,760 --> 00:18:56,200
{\an2}I don't need digital ID. I can
already identify all of my digits.
401
00:18:56,240 --> 00:18:59,960
{\an2}Thumb, pinkie, forefinger,
ring finger, business finger.
402
00:19:01,280 --> 00:19:03,400
{\an2}That one is for Keir Starmer.
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00:19:03,440 --> 00:19:07,000
{\an2}In October, a computer issue
caused by Amazon shut down
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00:19:07,040 --> 00:19:09,840
{\an2}thousands of websites,
affecting Roblox, Fortnite
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00:19:09,880 --> 00:19:13,320
{\an2}and PlayStation Network, meaning,
tragically, for a short time,
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00:19:13,360 --> 00:19:15,920
{\an2}some parents actually had to talk
to their kids.
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00:19:18,040 --> 00:19:20,400
{\an2}OK, time for some questions.
For our first question,
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{\an2}it's over to Hollywood's finest,
Jack Black. Ooh!
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00:19:24,440 --> 00:19:30,920
{\an2}Jimmy, what is up? Jack Black here,
fresh out of the shower.
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00:19:30,960 --> 00:19:33,920
{\an2}My new film follows friends on
a mission into the Amazon
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00:19:33,960 --> 00:19:36,520
{\an2}to recreate our favourite movie,
Anaconda!
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00:19:37,920 --> 00:19:40,480
{\an2}But another huge mission of the
year
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{\an2}was the Blue Origin space rocket
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00:19:42,560 --> 00:19:45,600
{\an2}that took an all female
crew into space.
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00:19:45,640 --> 00:19:51,000
{\an2}Pop star Katy Perry was on board,
but can your teams remember
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{\an2}what the first thing she did was
when she returned to Earth?
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{\an1}HUMS JEOPARDY THINKING MUSIC
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00:20:04,680 --> 00:20:08,240
{\an2}BLOWS RASPBERRY
Bam-bah!
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00:20:08,280 --> 00:20:09,280
{\an2}Love you. Bye.
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{\an1}LAUGHTER
421
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{\an2}Jack Black.
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00:20:12,360 --> 00:20:14,360
{\an1}APPLAUSE
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{\an2}So Jack wants to know
what is the first thing
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00:20:18,520 --> 00:20:20,600
{\an2}that Katy Perry did
when she stepped off
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00:20:20,640 --> 00:20:23,600
{\an2}the Blue Origin rocket
and back onto Earth?
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00:20:23,640 --> 00:20:24,800
{\an2}OK. Next question.
427
00:20:24,840 --> 00:20:26,760
{\an2}Former Prime Minister Boris
Johnson found himself
428
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{\an2}the subject
of ridicule earlier this year
429
00:20:28,960 --> 00:20:31,000
{\an2}for his bizarre pronunciation of
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{\an2}a very common form
of modern technology.
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{\an2}All I want to know is
what was he pronouncing strangely?
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{\an2}You get a bonus point as well,
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00:20:38,760 --> 00:20:41,280
{\an2}if you can give me an accurate
impression of his pronunciation.
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00:20:41,320 --> 00:20:44,160
{\an2}How many R's are in diarrhoea?
435
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{\an2}Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrh...!
436
00:20:46,760 --> 00:20:48,600
{\an2}Yeah, about 14.
LAUGHTER
437
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{\an2}Yeah.
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{\an2}Next up, can you tell me
439
00:20:51,400 --> 00:20:54,360
{\an2}what these influencers are
so upset about?
440
00:20:54,400 --> 00:20:55,440
{\an2}I just wanted to set my phone
441
00:20:55,480 --> 00:20:57,280
{\an2}down and talk to you guys
for a couple of minutes,
442
00:20:57,320 --> 00:20:59,240
{\an2}if this is the last video
that I post.
443
00:21:00,520 --> 00:21:02,640
{\an2}I just feel like they don't get
it. Like, they don't get it.
444
00:21:02,680 --> 00:21:04,680
{\an2}They don't get it.
They don't get it.
445
00:21:04,720 --> 00:21:06,080
{\an2}And they're being really mean.
446
00:21:06,120 --> 00:21:07,960
{\an2}There really is no platform like
this.
447
00:21:08,000 --> 00:21:10,800
{\an2}And I'm just really scared
that I'm not going
448
00:21:10,840 --> 00:21:14,240
{\an2}to be able to find you guys
wherever we do end up going.
449
00:21:14,280 --> 00:21:17,640
{\an2}I will move to China and let
the Chinese Communist Party
450
00:21:17,680 --> 00:21:19,960
{\an2}takes all of my data.
Like, get out of my face!
451
00:21:20,000 --> 00:21:22,040
{\an1}LAUGHTER
452
00:21:22,080 --> 00:21:23,960
{\an2}Why is Rob Beckett talking
like that?
453
00:21:24,000 --> 00:21:26,000
{\an1}LAUGHTER
454
00:21:27,160 --> 00:21:28,680
{\an2}OK. In November,
455
00:21:28,720 --> 00:21:31,120
{\an2}Prime Minister Keir Starmer
had to apologise to
456
00:21:31,160 --> 00:21:34,280
{\an2}a headteacher for taking part
in a viral trend.
457
00:21:34,320 --> 00:21:35,920
{\an2}What did he do in the school?
458
00:21:38,160 --> 00:21:40,720
{\an2}It was a banned viral trend.
RICHARD: Oh, dear.
459
00:21:42,320 --> 00:21:43,360
{\an2}Go on.
460
00:21:43,400 --> 00:21:46,040
{\an2}Katherine, Roisin?
we're not sure about this one.
461
00:21:46,080 --> 00:21:48,360
{\an2}We're taking it really...
Kier Starmer was in a school?
462
00:21:48,400 --> 00:21:49,720
{\an2}He was in a school.
463
00:21:49,760 --> 00:21:51,800
{\an2}And he took part in a viral trend
while there.
464
00:21:51,840 --> 00:21:53,400
{\an2}And he got told off. A what trend?
465
00:21:53,440 --> 00:21:54,640
{\an2}A viral trend.
466
00:21:54,680 --> 00:21:55,960
{\an2}A what trend? But which one?
467
00:21:57,080 --> 00:21:59,720
{\an2}Well, that's what I'm asking you!
468
00:21:59,760 --> 00:22:01,160
{\an2}I'm going to break him tonight.
469
00:22:01,200 --> 00:22:03,280
{\an2}I'm going
to make those electrics pop.
470
00:22:03,320 --> 00:22:05,320
{\an1}LAUGHTER
471
00:22:07,720 --> 00:22:10,440
{\an2}All right, so first up,
Jack Black wanted to know what was
472
00:22:10,480 --> 00:22:11,720
{\an2}the first thing Katy Perry did
473
00:22:11,760 --> 00:22:14,120
{\an2}when she stepped back
to Earth from space?
474
00:22:14,160 --> 00:22:15,200
{\an2}What have you got?
475
00:22:15,240 --> 00:22:17,440
{\an2}Jonathan, Nick, are you...?
We have nailed this.
476
00:22:17,480 --> 00:22:18,560
{\an2}She kissed the ground.
477
00:22:18,600 --> 00:22:20,600
{\an2}And I believe she also
waved a daisy.
478
00:22:20,640 --> 00:22:21,800
{\an2}And you've kindly provided
479
00:22:21,840 --> 00:22:23,840
{\an2}that Daisy in the photograph
to illustrate this point.
480
00:22:23,880 --> 00:22:25,920
{\an2}She waved that around because
isn't one of her kids called Daisy?
481
00:22:25,960 --> 00:22:27,240
{\an2}I think so, yeah.
482
00:22:27,280 --> 00:22:28,760
{\an2}I've given you a very full answer.
483
00:22:28,800 --> 00:22:30,680
{\an2}I think we deserve
at least two points.
484
00:22:31,920 --> 00:22:33,840
{\an2}You might get one. Richard, Lou,
what have you got for this?
485
00:22:33,880 --> 00:22:36,680
{\an2}Well, she might have posted
the piccies on Instagram as well.
486
00:22:37,720 --> 00:22:39,680
{\an2}Do you think she posted the
pictures on Instagram?
487
00:22:39,720 --> 00:22:42,280
{\an2}I'd say so. If I'd been up there,
I'd let people know about it.
488
00:22:42,320 --> 00:22:43,840
{\an1}LAUGHTER
489
00:22:43,880 --> 00:22:46,640
{\an2}I went to Space NK and
I posted that.
490
00:22:46,680 --> 00:22:49,200
{\an1}LAUGHTER
491
00:22:49,240 --> 00:22:50,560
{\an2}I thought that was expensive.
492
00:22:53,960 --> 00:22:57,400
{\an2}I put diarrhoea...
LAUGHTER
493
00:22:57,440 --> 00:22:59,360
{\an2}..because it's the pressure on the
stomach.
494
00:22:59,400 --> 00:23:02,000
{\an2}And also we kissed the ground -
with consent.
495
00:23:02,040 --> 00:23:04,040
{\an1}LAUGHTER
496
00:23:04,080 --> 00:23:06,360
{\an2}OK. Roisin, Katherine,
did you get this?
497
00:23:06,400 --> 00:23:08,600
{\an2}Yeah, obviously. Bikini wax.
498
00:23:09,960 --> 00:23:11,920
{\an2}You grow like a beast in space.
499
00:23:11,960 --> 00:23:14,320
{\an2}They don't tell you that.
LAUGHTER
500
00:23:14,360 --> 00:23:16,920
{\an2}And then made another
terrible romantic decision.
501
00:23:19,720 --> 00:23:22,080
{\an2}I don't understand her saying
she's an astronaut, though.
502
00:23:22,120 --> 00:23:24,080
{\an2}Like, you could do reverse cowgirl -
503
00:23:24,120 --> 00:23:25,600
{\an2}you're not a horse expert.
504
00:23:25,640 --> 00:23:27,160
{\an1}LAUGHTER
505
00:23:27,200 --> 00:23:30,000
{\an2}I can tell you. Yeah.
She kissed the ground.
506
00:23:30,040 --> 00:23:32,040
{\an2}I asked you
what piece of modern technology
507
00:23:32,080 --> 00:23:35,240
{\an2}Boris Johnson
mispronounced to online ridicule.
508
00:23:35,280 --> 00:23:36,320
{\an2}What did you put?
509
00:23:36,360 --> 00:23:38,120
{\an2}IMITATING BORIS: AI, ChatGPT.
510
00:23:38,160 --> 00:23:40,040
{\an1}LAUGHTER
511
00:23:40,080 --> 00:23:42,080
{\an2}IMITATING BORIS: AI, ChatGPT.
512
00:23:42,120 --> 00:23:44,120
{\an2}That's pretty good.
Richard, let's hear your version.
513
00:23:44,160 --> 00:23:45,600
{\an2}IMITATING BORIS: iPad.
514
00:23:46,960 --> 00:23:48,080
{\an2}IMITATING BORIS: iPad.
515
00:23:48,120 --> 00:23:50,080
{\an2}It's the wrong answer but I
like the delivery.
516
00:23:50,120 --> 00:23:51,880
{\an2}OK. Nick, Jonathan,
did you get this?
517
00:23:51,920 --> 00:23:55,440
{\an2}Yeah. ChatGPT and AI.
IMITATING BORIS: AI, ChatGPT.
518
00:23:56,920 --> 00:23:58,240
{\an2}Katherine, Roisin, did you get this?
519
00:23:58,280 --> 00:23:59,680
{\an2}Yeah. Perineum!
520
00:23:59,720 --> 00:24:01,360
{\an1}LAUGHTER
521
00:24:01,400 --> 00:24:04,120
{\an2}You think perineum is a piece
of modern technology?
522
00:24:06,480 --> 00:24:09,720
{\an2}Let's take a look.
This is remarkable.
523
00:24:09,760 --> 00:24:11,200
{\an2}I love AI.
524
00:24:11,240 --> 00:24:14,360
{\an2}Do you use AI? Absolutely.
Do you use ChatGPT?
525
00:24:14,400 --> 00:24:16,080
{\an2}You know ChatGPT? I love ChatGPT.
526
00:24:16,120 --> 00:24:19,160
{\an2}I love it. ChatGPT is fantastic.
527
00:24:21,240 --> 00:24:22,840
{\an2}IMITATING BORIS: ChatGPT.
528
00:24:22,880 --> 00:24:24,560
{\an2}IMITATING BORIS: AI.
KATHERINE: Jimmy.
529
00:24:26,080 --> 00:24:27,320
{\an2}Say it. Say it again.
530
00:24:27,360 --> 00:24:29,160
{\an2}Say it again. What did you just say
to me?
531
00:24:29,200 --> 00:24:31,080
{\an2}I said, I think he's a handso...
He's fit.
532
00:24:31,120 --> 00:24:33,600
{\an2}I think Boris Johnson is fit.
LAUGHTER
533
00:24:33,640 --> 00:24:35,720
{\an2}How long has it been, Roisin?
534
00:24:35,760 --> 00:24:37,680
{\an1}LAUGHTER
535
00:24:37,720 --> 00:24:39,160
{\an2}I needed to tell an adult.
536
00:24:41,520 --> 00:24:43,840
{\an2}Nick's got the body
language of someone at
537
00:24:43,880 --> 00:24:46,120
{\an2}the worst Christmas dinner
he's ever been to.
538
00:24:46,160 --> 00:24:47,720
{\an1}LAUGHTER
539
00:24:47,760 --> 00:24:49,440
{\an2}He's like this. OK.
540
00:24:49,480 --> 00:24:51,080
{\an2}Nick thought it was just a nice,
straightforward quiz.
541
00:24:51,120 --> 00:24:52,400
{\an2}I thought it was a real quiz.
542
00:24:52,440 --> 00:24:54,440
{\an1}LAUGHTER
543
00:24:55,840 --> 00:24:58,320
{\an2}APPLAUSE
He's hiding it really well.
544
00:24:58,360 --> 00:25:00,520
{\an2}But he's also like,
"What is going on?"
545
00:25:00,560 --> 00:25:01,760
{\an2}I thought it was a real quiz.
546
00:25:01,800 --> 00:25:03,760
{\an2}I've got water and wine
and I keep alternating.
547
00:25:03,800 --> 00:25:05,160
{\an2}But now I'm just going to stick with
the wine.
548
00:25:05,200 --> 00:25:06,600
{\an1}LAUGHTER
549
00:25:06,640 --> 00:25:07,680
{\an2}OK. I asked you
550
00:25:07,720 --> 00:25:09,680
{\an2}why a bunch of influencers were
so upset.
551
00:25:09,720 --> 00:25:10,840
{\an2}What did you all think?
552
00:25:10,880 --> 00:25:12,920
{\an2}Um, bad relationship with their
fathers.
553
00:25:14,720 --> 00:25:17,080
{\an2}Jonathan, Nick, did you get this?
Nick knew the answer to this,
554
00:25:17,120 --> 00:25:18,760
{\an2}he knows just about everything.
555
00:25:18,800 --> 00:25:22,320
{\an2}It was they thought that TikTok
was being banned in the US.
556
00:25:22,360 --> 00:25:24,160
{\an2}Yeah.
And we both admired their passion.
557
00:25:24,200 --> 00:25:25,240
{\an2}I can't think of anything
558
00:25:25,280 --> 00:25:27,160
{\an2}when I was their age
that I cared that much about.
559
00:25:27,200 --> 00:25:30,520
{\an2}Matter of fact, even now, there's
nothing I really care about.
560
00:25:30,560 --> 00:25:32,720
{\an2}So they were saying goodbye
to their followers
561
00:25:32,760 --> 00:25:34,760
{\an2}because they didn't think
they would have a career.
562
00:25:34,800 --> 00:25:37,040
{\an2}It was banned for 12 hours. Yeah.
563
00:25:37,080 --> 00:25:38,480
{\an2}And then they brought it back.
564
00:25:38,520 --> 00:25:39,880
{\an2}But I think they thought it was
forever.
565
00:25:39,920 --> 00:25:42,440
{\an2}Yeah. Katherine, Roisin,
did you get this?
566
00:25:42,480 --> 00:25:45,720
{\an2}We did. We knew it was the TikTok
ban. It's this idea that the Chinese
567
00:25:45,760 --> 00:25:48,600
{\an2}are trying to make Americans
stupid, when really,
568
00:25:48,640 --> 00:25:50,960
{\an2}they're just trying
to keep them stupid.
569
00:25:51,000 --> 00:25:53,880
{\an2}Yeah. Yeah. It was the TikTok ban
in America.
570
00:25:53,920 --> 00:25:55,960
{\an2}The modern equivalent
of Thatcher closing the mines.
571
00:25:56,000 --> 00:25:57,960
{\an1}LAUGHTER
572
00:25:58,000 --> 00:26:00,920
{\an2}All right. So I asked you
what viral trend
573
00:26:00,960 --> 00:26:02,520
{\an2}Keir Starmer had to apologise
574
00:26:02,560 --> 00:26:04,800
{\an2}for taking part in,
to a headteacher?
575
00:26:04,840 --> 00:26:07,160
{\an2}Uh, Lou?
Getting his dick out.
576
00:26:07,200 --> 00:26:08,920
{\an1}LAUGHTER
577
00:26:08,960 --> 00:26:10,960
{\an2}You think there's a viral
trend that's been banned
578
00:26:11,000 --> 00:26:12,840
{\an2}in schools
and it is getting your dick out?
579
00:26:12,880 --> 00:26:14,040
{\an2}My uncle said that was, yeah.
580
00:26:15,520 --> 00:26:17,720
{\an2}I advised my client not to put
that down.
581
00:26:17,760 --> 00:26:19,600
{\an2}What did you write? Six seven.
582
00:26:19,640 --> 00:26:21,600
{\an2}And I said, "Times he got his dick
out."
583
00:26:22,840 --> 00:26:24,760
{\an2}And then I put sumo.
584
00:26:24,800 --> 00:26:26,640
{\an2}For a bit of fun.
585
00:26:26,680 --> 00:26:28,680
{\an2}A bit of fun.
Nick, Jonathan, did you get this?
586
00:26:28,720 --> 00:26:29,880
{\an2}Nick knew this.
587
00:26:29,920 --> 00:26:31,680
{\an2}I've never encountered this,
but six seven.
588
00:26:31,720 --> 00:26:34,040
{\an2}And you were saying your children do
this on a regular basis.
589
00:26:34,080 --> 00:26:36,480
{\an2}They do, sadly, but,
yeah - six seven.
590
00:26:36,520 --> 00:26:37,800
{\an2}Katherine, Roisin, did you get this?
591
00:26:37,840 --> 00:26:40,200
{\an2}Yep. What was the viral trend?
592
00:26:40,240 --> 00:26:41,960
{\an2}Banned in schools? Syphilis.
593
00:26:42,000 --> 00:26:44,280
{\an1}LAUGHTER
594
00:26:44,320 --> 00:26:46,800
{\an2}It's absolutely having a comeback.
595
00:26:46,840 --> 00:26:49,040
{\an1}LAUGHTER
596
00:26:49,080 --> 00:26:50,320
{\an2}Well, let's take a look.
597
00:26:50,360 --> 00:26:52,400
{\an2}It's very exciting. "Six seven."
598
00:26:54,840 --> 00:26:57,720
{\an2}Six seven. Six seven! Yeah.
599
00:26:57,760 --> 00:26:59,920
{\an2}Six seven, everybody do it.
600
00:26:59,960 --> 00:27:02,480
{\an2}Six seven. Are you
doing page six seven?
601
00:27:02,520 --> 00:27:04,680
{\an2}We're not over that yet.
We're not over that.
602
00:27:05,840 --> 00:27:06,880
{\an2}See you later.
603
00:27:08,200 --> 00:27:10,120
{\an2}Thanks, Prime Minister, for...
604
00:27:10,160 --> 00:27:11,840
{\an2}..that lovely six seven.
605
00:27:11,880 --> 00:27:14,080
{\an2}You know, children get into trouble
for saying that in school?
606
00:27:14,120 --> 00:27:15,160
{\an2}Oh, do they?
607
00:27:15,200 --> 00:27:17,560
{\an1}SHE LAUGHS
608
00:27:17,600 --> 00:27:18,920
{\an2}He punched that teacher
in the shoulder.
609
00:27:18,960 --> 00:27:19,960
{\an2}Did you see it?
610
00:27:22,000 --> 00:27:23,080
{\an2}Short arm, wallop.
611
00:27:23,120 --> 00:27:25,120
{\an1}LAUGHTER
612
00:27:25,160 --> 00:27:27,200
{\an2}OK, time now for
a special bonus round.
613
00:27:27,240 --> 00:27:28,920
{\an2}This is the part of the show
where I introduce
614
00:27:28,960 --> 00:27:30,080
{\an2}a special mystery guest.
615
00:27:30,120 --> 00:27:32,120
{\an2}All you need to do is tell me
who they are
616
00:27:32,160 --> 00:27:34,040
{\an2}and how they made headlines
this year.
617
00:27:34,080 --> 00:27:36,360
{\an2}However, you can only ask them yes
or no questions.
618
00:27:36,400 --> 00:27:38,760
{\an2}Please welcome our mystery guest.
Ooh!
619
00:27:38,800 --> 00:27:40,800
{\an1}APPLAUSE
620
00:27:42,200 --> 00:27:44,880
{\an2}Hello. Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you.
621
00:27:46,080 --> 00:27:49,880
{\an2}Just yes or no questions.
Please, have at it.
622
00:27:49,920 --> 00:27:52,840
{\an2}Are you involved in sport
in some way professionally?
623
00:27:52,880 --> 00:27:53,920
{\an2}No. OK.
624
00:27:53,960 --> 00:27:56,200
{\an2}Have you ever eaten mashed potato
with your bare hands?
625
00:27:56,240 --> 00:27:57,800
{\an2}Yes. Ah! Me too!
626
00:27:57,840 --> 00:27:59,840
{\an1}LAUGHTER
627
00:28:00,960 --> 00:28:02,240
{\an2}ROISIN: Where did you get your top?
628
00:28:04,040 --> 00:28:05,640
{\an2}It's yes or no.
629
00:28:05,680 --> 00:28:07,360
{\an2}It's that top online?
630
00:28:07,400 --> 00:28:08,680
{\an2}Yes.
631
00:28:08,720 --> 00:28:13,240
{\an2}Are you known? Is it part of your
glamorous fashion look?
632
00:28:13,280 --> 00:28:16,000
{\an2}No. No? Sorry, are you
trying to buy her top?
633
00:28:16,040 --> 00:28:17,960
{\an1}LAUGHTER
634
00:28:18,000 --> 00:28:19,040
{\an2}Does what you do
635
00:28:19,080 --> 00:28:22,040
{\an2}involve being physical,
like dancing or moving in some way?
636
00:28:22,080 --> 00:28:23,360
{\an2}No.
637
00:28:23,400 --> 00:28:26,080
{\an2}Does what you do involve using your
voice in some way?
638
00:28:26,120 --> 00:28:27,120
{\an2}Yes.
639
00:28:27,160 --> 00:28:30,800
{\an2}LOU GASPS
Ooh, ooh, I know it. I know it!
640
00:28:30,840 --> 00:28:31,880
{\an2}You do know it.
641
00:28:31,920 --> 00:28:33,360
{\an2}Are you the voice of a...
642
00:28:33,400 --> 00:28:34,880
{\an2}Woah, woah, woah!
SHOUTING: Jet2 Holidays!
643
00:28:34,920 --> 00:28:37,800
{\an2}KATHERINE SHOUTING: I love Jet2
Holidays!
644
00:28:37,840 --> 00:28:39,120
{\an2}I can't believe it!
645
00:28:41,360 --> 00:28:44,760
{\an2}Wow. Well, Lou, thanks so much
for being here.
646
00:28:44,800 --> 00:28:46,400
{\an2}Why don't you write
down your answers...
647
00:28:46,440 --> 00:28:48,160
{\an1}LAUGHTER
648
00:28:48,200 --> 00:28:50,760
{\an2}..and I guess we'll see.
649
00:28:50,800 --> 00:28:53,720
{\an2}Wow, I can't wait
for the reveal on this one.
650
00:28:56,400 --> 00:28:57,960
{\an2}I'm so sorry.
651
00:28:58,000 --> 00:28:59,680
{\an2}I do... No! Bah-bah!
652
00:29:01,240 --> 00:29:03,720
{\an2}I am such a fan, if we are right,
653
00:29:03,760 --> 00:29:06,000
{\an2}that I even know this
young lady's name.
654
00:29:06,040 --> 00:29:07,160
{\an2}How about that?
655
00:29:07,200 --> 00:29:09,320
{\an2}Can I get a bonus point if I
guess her name right?
656
00:29:09,360 --> 00:29:11,720
{\an2}Yes, you can. First name, last
name? Just the first name.
657
00:29:11,760 --> 00:29:13,320
{\an2}Well, first name Jet.
658
00:29:13,360 --> 00:29:15,360
{\an1}LAUGHTER
659
00:29:18,960 --> 00:29:20,720
{\an2}So, what have you written,
Roisin, Katherine?
660
00:29:20,760 --> 00:29:23,200
{\an2}I am such a fan.
I can't believe this,
661
00:29:23,240 --> 00:29:24,800
{\an2}of this Jet2 Holidays trend.
662
00:29:24,840 --> 00:29:29,000
{\an2}And I think that this actress
who voices the advert is called Zoe.
663
00:29:29,040 --> 00:29:31,160
{\an2}OK, well. Let's see. Jonathan. Nick,
what did you write?
664
00:29:31,200 --> 00:29:34,320
{\an2}We're very big fans of the person
who does the Jet2 Holiday voice
also.
665
00:29:34,360 --> 00:29:37,120
{\an2}And we think the name... Is Zoe.
..is Zoe.
666
00:29:38,720 --> 00:29:40,400
{\an2}Oh, you thought that
did you, Jonathan?
667
00:29:41,760 --> 00:29:43,280
{\an2}And I also love that top.
668
00:29:44,480 --> 00:29:47,320
{\an2}Jonathan, if you start trying to
outbid me for the top.
669
00:29:47,360 --> 00:29:49,840
{\an2}I mean, I think we know who's
gonna fucking win.
670
00:29:49,880 --> 00:29:52,360
{\an1}LAUGHTER
671
00:29:52,400 --> 00:29:53,520
{\an2}God damn it!
672
00:29:54,680 --> 00:29:56,360
{\an2}Richard, Lou, what have you written?
673
00:29:56,400 --> 00:29:58,960
{\an2}Jet2 Holidays. Oh, did you think
it was Jet2 holidays, did you, Lou?
674
00:30:00,160 --> 00:30:02,440
{\an2}Mystery guest, can you reveal
675
00:30:02,480 --> 00:30:04,600
{\an2}who you are and how you made the
news?
676
00:30:04,640 --> 00:30:08,080
{\an2}My name is Zoe Lister, and
I'm the voice of Jet2 holidays.
677
00:30:08,120 --> 00:30:10,120
{\an1}CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
678
00:30:13,800 --> 00:30:15,600
{\an2}Very nice to have you here.
Thank you.
679
00:30:15,640 --> 00:30:17,240
{\an2}Let's treat ourselves to a look
680
00:30:17,280 --> 00:30:20,880
{\an2}of how people have used
your viral voiceover.
681
00:30:21,880 --> 00:30:25,880
{\an2}# Darling, hold my hand...#
Nothing beats a Jet2 Holiday.
682
00:30:25,920 --> 00:30:29,680
{\an2}And right now you can
save £50 per person.
683
00:30:29,720 --> 00:30:32,080
{\an2}That's £200 off
for a family of four.
684
00:30:34,600 --> 00:30:37,000
{\an2}We've got millions
of free child place
685
00:30:37,040 --> 00:30:41,480
{\an2}holidays available with 22kg
of baggage included.
686
00:30:45,400 --> 00:30:47,920
{\an2}Book now with Jet2 Holidays.
687
00:30:47,960 --> 00:30:49,400
{\an2}Package holidays you can trust.
688
00:30:49,440 --> 00:30:51,600
{\an1}LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
689
00:30:51,640 --> 00:30:53,640
{\an2}So good, so good.
690
00:30:56,560 --> 00:30:58,560
{\an2}OK, let's see
what that's done to the scores.
691
00:30:58,600 --> 00:31:01,320
{\an8}OK, so Roisin and Katherine,
five points.
692
00:31:01,360 --> 00:31:03,720
{\an8}Joint lead, Jonathan, Nick having
nine.
693
00:31:03,760 --> 00:31:05,960
{\an8}Richard and Lou have nine.
Come on. OK.
694
00:31:06,000 --> 00:31:08,080
{\an1}APPLAUSE
695
00:31:08,120 --> 00:31:11,320
{\an2}Now, that's it for part two.
Zoe, would you give us a treat?
696
00:31:11,360 --> 00:31:15,200
{\an2}Will you throw to the break for us
in your full Jet2 Holiday voice?
697
00:31:15,240 --> 00:31:17,280
{\an2}Yes. OK, here we go.
698
00:31:17,320 --> 00:31:20,080
{\an2}Nothing beats the Big Fat Quiz Of
The Year.
699
00:31:20,120 --> 00:31:21,200
{\an2}Unless you're judging
700
00:31:21,240 --> 00:31:24,200
{\an2}on viewing figures
or critical response.
701
00:31:24,240 --> 00:31:28,880
{\an2}In which case a lot of things beat
the Big Fat Quiz Of The Year.
702
00:31:28,920 --> 00:31:32,920
{\an2}But right now you can enjoy all
your favourite comedians.
703
00:31:32,960 --> 00:31:34,400
{\an2}There's Elder Incel.
704
00:31:36,520 --> 00:31:38,160
{\an2}Surprisingly not gay.
705
00:31:38,200 --> 00:31:40,000
{\an1}LAUGHTER
706
00:31:40,040 --> 00:31:41,600
{\an2}Crazy cat lady.
707
00:31:42,760 --> 00:31:44,560
{\an2}Joan Rivers, I think.
708
00:31:45,680 --> 00:31:47,120
{\an2}A walking red flag.
709
00:31:48,400 --> 00:31:50,440
{\an2}And a Lego estate agent.
710
00:31:51,680 --> 00:31:53,160
{\an2}And grandad goes free.
711
00:31:53,200 --> 00:31:55,200
{\an1}HE MOUTHS
712
00:31:55,240 --> 00:31:57,240
{\an1}LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
713
00:31:58,560 --> 00:32:00,640
{\an2}Disrespectful. That's disrespectful.
714
00:32:00,680 --> 00:32:04,360
{\an2}So why not enjoy Big Fat Quiz
Of The Year after the break?
715
00:32:14,720 --> 00:32:16,680
{\an2}Welcome back to the Big Fat.
Quiz Of The Year.
716
00:32:16,720 --> 00:32:19,160
{\an2}The show, which flies the flag
for 2025,
717
00:32:19,200 --> 00:32:21,480
{\an2}then watches as someone pulls
down that flag
718
00:32:21,520 --> 00:32:23,760
{\an2}and then someone else puts it back
up again.
719
00:32:23,800 --> 00:32:25,640
{\an2}Our next round is all about music.
720
00:32:25,680 --> 00:32:27,240
{\an2}Kylie Jenner
released her first single
721
00:32:27,280 --> 00:32:30,000
{\an2}in October and was criticised
for using Auto-Tune.
722
00:32:30,040 --> 00:32:32,040
{\an2}Of course,
she used Auto-Tune on her voice.
723
00:32:32,080 --> 00:32:34,440
{\an2}She's used Auto-Tune on her whole
face.
724
00:32:34,480 --> 00:32:36,000
{\an2}I doubt she thought
725
00:32:36,040 --> 00:32:37,640
{\an2}changing her voice was
that big a deal.
726
00:32:37,680 --> 00:32:39,400
{\an2}Her dad is Caitlyn Jenner.
727
00:32:40,960 --> 00:32:43,240
{\an2}Cardi B had beef with Nicki Minaj.
728
00:32:43,280 --> 00:32:45,600
{\an2}I think Cardi B is just jealous
because Nicki's got
729
00:32:45,640 --> 00:32:49,040
{\an2}a recording studio in her house,
so now she can twerk from home.
730
00:32:50,120 --> 00:32:51,240
{\an2}Oh, very nice.
731
00:32:52,240 --> 00:32:53,880
{\an2}APPLAUSE
Yeah.
732
00:32:53,920 --> 00:32:55,520
{\an2}Nicely done, nicely done.
733
00:32:55,560 --> 00:32:58,400
{\an2}Correct response to an excellent
joke. OK.
734
00:32:58,440 --> 00:32:59,880
{\an2}Time for some music questions.
735
00:32:59,920 --> 00:33:03,880
{\an2}In August, Taylor Swift and
Travis Kelce got engaged.
736
00:33:03,920 --> 00:33:06,800
{\an2}But can you fill in the blanks
of their Instagram caption
737
00:33:06,840 --> 00:33:08,440
{\an2}announcing the happy news?
738
00:33:08,480 --> 00:33:11,400
{\an8}"Your blank blank and your blank
blank are getting married."
739
00:33:11,440 --> 00:33:12,920
{\an8}You know this one as well?
740
00:33:12,960 --> 00:33:14,920
{\an8}It's one point for both blanks.
741
00:33:14,960 --> 00:33:16,920
{\an8}Oh, my god, Nick you're good!
742
00:33:18,280 --> 00:33:19,960
{\an2}Anal is one N.
743
00:33:20,000 --> 00:33:22,520
{\an1}LAUGHTER
744
00:33:22,560 --> 00:33:25,240
{\an2}Next up, it's over to pop
star Jade Thirwall.
745
00:33:25,280 --> 00:33:28,720
{\an2}Hi, Jimmy.
I released my debut solo album,
746
00:33:28,760 --> 00:33:31,120
{\an2}That's Showbiz Baby, this year.
747
00:33:31,160 --> 00:33:33,240
{\an2}Another iconic album of the year
748
00:33:33,280 --> 00:33:36,800
{\an2}that I love was Lily Allen's
West End Girl.
749
00:33:36,840 --> 00:33:41,200
{\an2}In the album, she called her ex's
bachelor pad his "pussy palace."
750
00:33:41,240 --> 00:33:45,400
{\an2}But can your team's name three
things she allegedly found there?
751
00:33:45,440 --> 00:33:49,080
{\an2}Ooh! OK. So Jade wants to know
what three things
752
00:33:49,120 --> 00:33:51,880
{\an2}Lily Allen sings about finding
in her ex husband
753
00:33:51,920 --> 00:33:53,640
{\an2}David Harbour's bachelor pad.
754
00:33:54,720 --> 00:33:55,920
{\an2}A snooker table.
755
00:33:57,360 --> 00:33:59,880
{\an2}It's a point per item for this one.
756
00:33:59,920 --> 00:34:01,840
{\an2}So three points up for grabs.
757
00:34:03,080 --> 00:34:04,240
{\an2}OK. Next question.
758
00:34:04,280 --> 00:34:07,400
{\an2}Calvin Harris and Vick Hope
welcomed their first child in July.
759
00:34:07,440 --> 00:34:08,560
{\an2}Congratulations to them.
760
00:34:08,600 --> 00:34:11,000
{\an2}But can you tell me
what was unusual about one of
761
00:34:11,040 --> 00:34:14,000
{\an2}the photos
Calvin posted on Instagram
762
00:34:14,040 --> 00:34:16,400
{\an2}to mark their son's arrival?
763
00:34:16,440 --> 00:34:18,640
{\an2}Did they have a baby?
They did have a baby, yes.
764
00:34:18,680 --> 00:34:20,280
{\an2}How nice. Calvin and Vick Hope.
765
00:34:20,320 --> 00:34:22,280
{\an2}I'm guessing you don't know
the answer to this.
766
00:34:22,320 --> 00:34:24,880
{\an2}I know the answer to it.
Oh, Nick knows the answer. OK.
767
00:34:24,920 --> 00:34:27,600
{\an2}Oh, my God, did they?
Yep. Why?
768
00:34:30,680 --> 00:34:31,960
{\an2}Ahead of the Oasis tour,
769
00:34:32,000 --> 00:34:34,720
{\an2}Edinburgh City Council meeting
notes were leaked.
770
00:34:34,760 --> 00:34:36,240
{\an2}They described Oasis fans as
771
00:34:36,280 --> 00:34:38,320
{\an2}rowdy, intoxicated, middle aged men.
772
00:34:38,360 --> 00:34:41,240
{\an2}In response,
how did Liam Gallagher describe
773
00:34:41,280 --> 00:34:43,280
{\an2}Edinburgh City Council officials
774
00:34:43,320 --> 00:34:45,040
{\an2}on their opening night in Edinburgh?
775
00:34:45,080 --> 00:34:47,600
{\an2}So how did Liam Gallagher describe
776
00:34:47,640 --> 00:34:49,600
{\an2}Edinburgh City Council officials?
777
00:34:50,600 --> 00:34:52,680
{\an2}Oh, I know all about the new
bands.
778
00:34:52,720 --> 00:34:55,600
{\an1}ROISIN LAUGHS
779
00:34:55,640 --> 00:34:56,680
{\an2}Oh.
780
00:34:57,960 --> 00:34:59,080
{\an2}Chappell Roan.
781
00:35:00,920 --> 00:35:03,160
{\an2}I've heard about the club for
ponies.
782
00:35:03,200 --> 00:35:04,800
{\an2}And then there's, uh...
783
00:35:05,840 --> 00:35:07,480
{\an2}..Sabrina, a young lady.
784
00:35:08,920 --> 00:35:09,960
{\an2}This is really...
785
00:35:10,000 --> 00:35:12,520
{\an2}This is really a glimpse into the
care home, isn't it? This is...
786
00:35:12,560 --> 00:35:14,840
{\an1}LAUGHTER
787
00:35:14,880 --> 00:35:17,880
{\an2}OK, first up, I asked you to
fill in the blanks
788
00:35:17,920 --> 00:35:19,800
{\an2}for the Instagram caption announcing
789
00:35:19,840 --> 00:35:22,280
{\an8}Taylor Swift and Travis
Kelce's engagement.
790
00:35:22,320 --> 00:35:23,920
{\an2}Richard and Lou, you probably got
this, didn't you?
791
00:35:23,960 --> 00:35:26,640
{\an2}I put adhesive beard...
792
00:35:26,680 --> 00:35:28,360
{\an2}..and narcoleptic billionaire.
793
00:35:29,720 --> 00:35:31,040
{\an8}Lou.
794
00:35:31,080 --> 00:35:33,840
{\an8}English teacher and PE teacher.
795
00:35:33,880 --> 00:35:35,520
{\an2}Jonathan, Nick, did you get this?
796
00:35:35,560 --> 00:35:37,760
{\an8}Well, we put "English teacher,
gym teacher."
797
00:35:37,800 --> 00:35:39,480
{\an2}Katherine, Roisin.
We thought it was
798
00:35:39,520 --> 00:35:41,920
{\an2}perhaps your favourite
1.6 billionaire
799
00:35:41,960 --> 00:35:44,920
{\an2}and your favourite
100 millionaire. Wow.
800
00:35:44,960 --> 00:35:48,560
{\an8}Because it's tricky to choose your
favourite ones of those.
801
00:35:48,600 --> 00:35:50,160
{\an8}But we think that's what it is.
802
00:35:50,200 --> 00:35:52,840
{\an2}You're my favourite 100
millionaire, by the way.
803
00:35:52,880 --> 00:35:56,240
{\an2}Thank you. And my
favourite 1.6 billionaire,
804
00:35:56,280 --> 00:35:57,520
{\an2}depending on who's asking.
805
00:35:57,560 --> 00:35:59,280
{\an1}LAUGHTER
806
00:35:59,320 --> 00:36:01,200
{\an2}If it's HMRC, it's the lower figure.
807
00:36:01,240 --> 00:36:03,240
{\an1}APPLAUSE
808
00:36:05,600 --> 00:36:08,760
{\an2}I think we got it wrong. I put,
"favourite teacher, favourite coach"
809
00:36:08,800 --> 00:36:11,520
{\an2}and I can't believe I got
that wrong.
810
00:36:11,560 --> 00:36:13,840
{\an8}The right answer is "your English
teacher
811
00:36:13,880 --> 00:36:16,040
{\an8}"and your gym teacher
are getting married."
812
00:36:16,080 --> 00:36:18,080
{\an2}Points, points, no points. OK.
813
00:36:18,120 --> 00:36:20,120
{\an2}Jade wanted to know
what three things
814
00:36:20,160 --> 00:36:21,560
{\an2}Lily Allen allegedly found
815
00:36:21,600 --> 00:36:25,480
{\an2}in her ex-husband's bachelor pad
in her song Pussy Palace.
816
00:36:25,520 --> 00:36:26,600
{\an2}What did you put?
817
00:36:26,640 --> 00:36:28,320
{\an2}A book. My book.
818
00:36:28,360 --> 00:36:30,160
{\an1}LAUGHTER
819
00:36:30,200 --> 00:36:31,560
{\an2}A pipe bomb.
820
00:36:31,600 --> 00:36:33,840
{\an2}Cheerios.
821
00:36:33,880 --> 00:36:35,480
{\an2}Intimate items.
822
00:36:35,520 --> 00:36:36,920
{\an2}Gas cooker.
823
00:36:36,960 --> 00:36:39,880
{\an2}And weirdly, a map of Coventry.
824
00:36:39,920 --> 00:36:41,880
{\an2}What did she name in the song?
It's in the song.
825
00:36:41,920 --> 00:36:43,440
{\an2}So, Jonathan, Nick,
what have you got?
826
00:36:43,480 --> 00:36:46,600
{\an2}We went with... A variety of things.
Would you like to start?
827
00:36:46,640 --> 00:36:48,680
{\an2}Well... Are you sure?
Yeah, go ahead.
828
00:36:48,720 --> 00:36:50,080
{\an2}Butt plug. Butt plug.
829
00:36:50,120 --> 00:36:52,040
{\an2}Um... Yeah, it's out now.
830
00:36:52,080 --> 00:36:54,120
{\an2}Yeah. Towels...
Well, I'd hope so.
831
00:36:54,160 --> 00:36:56,120
{\an1}LAUGHTER
832
00:36:56,160 --> 00:36:58,600
{\an2}We thought general sex toys, a
variety of sex toys.
833
00:36:58,640 --> 00:37:01,560
{\an2}Different kind of sex toys.
Different implements of all sorts.
834
00:37:01,600 --> 00:37:03,640
{\an2}General sex toys should
get no points.
835
00:37:03,680 --> 00:37:05,320
{\an2}No, she name checks sex toys.
836
00:37:05,360 --> 00:37:06,720
{\an2}Yes. So sex toys.
837
00:37:06,760 --> 00:37:10,320
{\an2}Lube... Lube Sanders. Lube Sanders.
..and a picture of Jimmy.
838
00:37:10,360 --> 00:37:11,440
{\an2}We thought a picture of Jimmy.
839
00:37:11,480 --> 00:37:14,440
{\an2}OK. Sex toys, butt plug, lube,
840
00:37:14,480 --> 00:37:15,640
{\an2}three points.
841
00:37:15,680 --> 00:37:17,120
{\an2}Was this in, like, a go-bag?
842
00:37:17,160 --> 00:37:19,160
{\an2}Cos I used to have a go-bag.
Whoa!
843
00:37:19,200 --> 00:37:22,880
{\an2}What, when you were in Breaking Bad?
No, I had two go-bags.
844
00:37:22,920 --> 00:37:25,120
{\an2}In case there's a disaster,
you have a go-bag.
845
00:37:25,160 --> 00:37:27,000
{\an2}And I watch a lot of zombie films,
846
00:37:27,040 --> 00:37:29,320
{\an2}and I thought I would get a
zombie go-bag ready
847
00:37:29,360 --> 00:37:31,120
{\an2}in case there's a zombie apocalypse.
848
00:37:31,160 --> 00:37:32,360
{\an2}What was in there? What was in...?
849
00:37:32,400 --> 00:37:36,840
{\an2}I had a fold-up axe. Two tents,
water purification tablets.
850
00:37:36,880 --> 00:37:40,480
{\an2}I had a knife that can start fire.
And I had a book.
851
00:37:41,840 --> 00:37:44,240
{\an2}And guess what? I lost my go-bag.
852
00:37:45,560 --> 00:37:47,680
{\an2}Oh, bad enough having a zombie
apocalypse,
853
00:37:47,720 --> 00:37:50,640
{\an2}but now you've lost your bag. Oh!
LAUGHTER
854
00:37:50,680 --> 00:37:53,480
{\an2}And so in this apocalypse,
is your assistant coming with you?
855
00:37:53,520 --> 00:37:56,440
{\an2}No. How dare you? Is that me?
Yeah.
856
00:37:57,760 --> 00:37:59,960
{\an2}Nick's got your go-bag. Yeah.
857
00:38:00,000 --> 00:38:02,000
{\an1}LAUGHTER
858
00:38:03,520 --> 00:38:06,800
{\an2}And he puts some extra dentures
in there.
859
00:38:06,840 --> 00:38:09,080
{\an2}And a banana. I like them.
That's nice,
860
00:38:09,120 --> 00:38:11,480
{\an2}because you can have them even
when you've lost your teeth, can't
you?
861
00:38:12,640 --> 00:38:14,560
{\an2}What did you put for this,
Katherine, Roisin?
862
00:38:14,600 --> 00:38:16,320
{\an2}A scratching post.
863
00:38:16,360 --> 00:38:17,800
{\an2}In every pussy palace.
864
00:38:17,840 --> 00:38:20,000
{\an2}A large guinea pig.
865
00:38:20,040 --> 00:38:22,240
{\an2}Yummy!
866
00:38:22,280 --> 00:38:25,240
{\an2}What else? Butt plug. Butt plug, we
got that. Butt plug, yeah.
867
00:38:25,280 --> 00:38:27,000
{\an2}And lube. Lube.
868
00:38:27,040 --> 00:38:29,120
{\an2}Lube Sanders was in the corner.
869
00:38:29,160 --> 00:38:31,280
{\an2}Lube, butt plug. Anything else?
870
00:38:31,320 --> 00:38:32,880
{\an2}What else do you want?
871
00:38:32,920 --> 00:38:34,600
{\an2}Well, I... We ain't got all night!
872
00:38:34,640 --> 00:38:36,680
{\an2}I would have accepted any of these.
873
00:38:36,720 --> 00:38:40,160
{\an2}It's Duane Reade bag, sex toys,
butt plugs,
874
00:38:40,200 --> 00:38:42,120
{\an2}lube, Trojan condoms,
875
00:38:42,160 --> 00:38:45,600
{\an2}shoebox full of handwritten
letters or long black hair.
876
00:38:45,640 --> 00:38:46,800
{\an2}Oh. Long black hair.
877
00:38:46,840 --> 00:38:49,280
{\an2}So they don't have a gas cooker in
this house? Yeah.
878
00:38:49,320 --> 00:38:50,600
{\an1}LAUGHTER
879
00:38:50,640 --> 00:38:52,000
{\an2}Or, frankly, Cheerios.
880
00:38:53,440 --> 00:38:54,800
{\an2}So, Roisin, Katherine, two points.
881
00:38:54,840 --> 00:38:56,680
{\an2}Jonathan, Nick, three points.
882
00:38:56,720 --> 00:38:58,600
{\an2}Richard, Lou, no points on that.
883
00:38:58,640 --> 00:39:00,880
{\an2}I asked you
what was unusual about the photo
884
00:39:00,920 --> 00:39:04,040
{\an2}Calvin Harris posted on Instagram
to mark the birth of his son?
885
00:39:04,080 --> 00:39:05,480
{\an2}What did you all write?
886
00:39:05,520 --> 00:39:07,560
{\an2}Placenta.
887
00:39:07,600 --> 00:39:09,240
{\an2}And GPS coordinates.
888
00:39:09,280 --> 00:39:12,960
{\an2}And pictures of various similar
but unconnected babies.
889
00:39:14,080 --> 00:39:15,440
{\an2}OK, Nick, Jonathan.
890
00:39:15,480 --> 00:39:17,000
{\an2}I didn't know, but Nick claims...
891
00:39:17,040 --> 00:39:19,600
{\an2}Yeah, I think they held
up the placenta in it, I think.
892
00:39:19,640 --> 00:39:21,200
{\an2}Roisin, Katherine,
what have you got?
893
00:39:21,240 --> 00:39:23,440
{\an2}They were gonna eat the placenta.
894
00:39:23,480 --> 00:39:27,360
{\an2}OK. It was a photo of his wife,
Vick Hope's placenta
895
00:39:27,400 --> 00:39:30,760
{\an2}with the cord placed into the shape
of a heart. Trigger warning.
896
00:39:30,800 --> 00:39:32,960
{\an2}Here's the photo.
You might want to look away now
897
00:39:33,000 --> 00:39:35,640
{\an2}if you're currently sat
at home eating a placenta.
898
00:39:36,920 --> 00:39:38,920
{\an2}AUDIENCE GROANS
Oh!
899
00:39:38,960 --> 00:39:41,200
{\an2}That's a nice one!
ROISIN: I like it.
900
00:39:41,240 --> 00:39:43,520
{\an2}That looks like Vecna from
Stranger Things.
901
00:39:43,560 --> 00:39:45,560
{\an1}LAUGHTER
902
00:39:46,840 --> 00:39:49,080
{\an2}They did make the placenta into
tablets,
903
00:39:49,120 --> 00:39:51,080
{\an2}so points, points, points.
904
00:39:51,120 --> 00:39:52,760
{\an2}LOU: Points, points and some dinner.
905
00:39:52,800 --> 00:39:54,520
{\an1}LAUGHTER
906
00:39:54,560 --> 00:39:55,880
{\an2}I asked you how Liam Gallagher
907
00:39:55,920 --> 00:39:58,520
{\an2}described Edinburgh City Council.
What did you think?
908
00:39:58,560 --> 00:40:01,680
{\an2}He said their friends were posh,
ugly tossers.
909
00:40:01,720 --> 00:40:03,840
{\an2}Yeah, he said "you're tossers
with posh ugly mates."
910
00:40:03,880 --> 00:40:05,280
{\an2}That's it.
911
00:40:05,320 --> 00:40:07,200
{\an2}Jonathan, Nick, what did you put?
912
00:40:07,240 --> 00:40:08,880
{\an2}It's something like
a bunch of slags.
913
00:40:08,920 --> 00:40:09,960
{\an2}And then he likes to finish
914
00:40:10,000 --> 00:40:12,520
{\an2}a sentence by saying, "as you were."
915
00:40:12,560 --> 00:40:14,240
{\an2}Richard, Lou.
916
00:40:14,280 --> 00:40:15,560
{\an2}I thought this was lovely.
917
00:40:15,600 --> 00:40:18,720
{\an2}Yeah, I think he just said, "Look,
it takes one to know one."
918
00:40:20,280 --> 00:40:22,720
{\an2}And that those comments are hurtful.
919
00:40:24,800 --> 00:40:26,400
{\an2}Well, I can tell you he called
them...
920
00:40:26,440 --> 00:40:27,920
{\an2}God love him, Liam Gallagher.
921
00:40:27,960 --> 00:40:30,080
{\an2}"Fucking slags"
and "a bunch of snakes."
922
00:40:31,440 --> 00:40:32,480
{\an2}And we will also accept
923
00:40:32,520 --> 00:40:34,520
{\an2}"posh ugly mates"
because he sort of said that too.
924
00:40:34,560 --> 00:40:36,120
{\an2}Yeah. Thank you!
925
00:40:36,160 --> 00:40:37,760
{\an2}OK. Can you do a Manchester accent?
926
00:40:37,800 --> 00:40:40,600
{\an2}You can. Manchester.
You can do it. You start it.
927
00:40:40,640 --> 00:40:43,360
{\an2}Woah, me?Someone...
LAUGHTER
928
00:40:43,400 --> 00:40:45,880
{\an2}IN MANC ACCENT: What's your
Manchester like? Oh, that's good.
929
00:40:45,920 --> 00:40:47,680
{\an2}My only accent is slag.
930
00:40:47,720 --> 00:40:49,280
{\an2}When I try to do British...
931
00:40:49,320 --> 00:40:51,520
{\an2}IN ENGLISH ACCENT: Like, it comes
out like this.
932
00:40:51,560 --> 00:40:54,040
{\an2}Like, I'm beautiful, gorgeous,
like a model.
933
00:40:54,080 --> 00:40:55,200
{\an2}Love it.
934
00:40:56,360 --> 00:40:59,040
{\an2}It's so good. It's so good.
That's really good.
935
00:40:59,080 --> 00:41:01,280
{\an2}But that's the only one
that comes out.
936
00:41:01,320 --> 00:41:02,560
{\an2}So, slag.
937
00:41:04,120 --> 00:41:05,560
{\an2}I'm glad you said it. OK.
938
00:41:05,600 --> 00:41:06,800
{\an2}So at the end of that round,
939
00:41:06,840 --> 00:41:09,800
{\an2}the scores are Roisin and Katherine
have nine points.
940
00:41:09,840 --> 00:41:11,360
{\an2}Jonathan and Nick have 15.
941
00:41:11,400 --> 00:41:13,160
{\an2}Richard and Lou have 11.
Wow.
942
00:41:13,200 --> 00:41:14,760
{\an1}APPLAUSE
943
00:41:16,400 --> 00:41:17,520
{\an2}Time for a quick break.
944
00:41:17,560 --> 00:41:19,320
{\an2}Just like a prison guard,
I'm releasing you,
945
00:41:19,360 --> 00:41:20,480
{\an2}but you do have to promise to come
back.
946
00:41:20,520 --> 00:41:21,560
{\an2}See you in five.
947
00:41:32,040 --> 00:41:34,680
{\an2}Welcome back to the Big Fat Quiz
Of The Year 2025.
948
00:41:34,720 --> 00:41:37,360
{\an2}If you're just joining us, so far
the quiz has been big,
949
00:41:37,400 --> 00:41:39,080
{\an2}fat and about the year.
950
00:41:39,120 --> 00:41:40,720
{\an2}There, that's you all caught up.
951
00:41:42,320 --> 00:41:43,920
{\an2}This next round is all about sport.
952
00:41:43,960 --> 00:41:45,720
{\an2}Luke Littler became the youngest
953
00:41:45,760 --> 00:41:48,240
{\an2}world champion in darts history.
It just goes to show,
954
00:41:48,280 --> 00:41:50,600
{\an2}even if you're just a teenager,
if you work hard,
955
00:41:50,640 --> 00:41:52,120
{\an2}follow your dreams and focus,
956
00:41:52,160 --> 00:41:53,600
{\an2}you too can look 40.
957
00:41:53,640 --> 00:41:55,280
{\an1}LAUGHTER
958
00:41:55,320 --> 00:41:56,640
{\an2}Wow!
959
00:41:56,680 --> 00:42:00,040
{\an2}The Red Roses won the
Women's Rugby World Cup,
960
00:42:00,080 --> 00:42:03,000
{\an2}roared on by their wags - wives
and girlfriends.
961
00:42:03,040 --> 00:42:05,000
{\an2}Although it's women playing
so it should be...
962
00:42:05,040 --> 00:42:06,160
{\an2}Oh, no, wags still works.
963
00:42:07,560 --> 00:42:09,600
{\an2}Women's rugby is exactly the same
as men's,
964
00:42:09,640 --> 00:42:11,640
{\an2}although these days they don't
have hookers,
965
00:42:11,680 --> 00:42:13,760
{\an2}they call them empowered
sex workers.
966
00:42:13,800 --> 00:42:15,480
{\an2}SNAPS HIS FINGERS
Go, girl.
967
00:42:16,680 --> 00:42:18,680
{\an2}All right,
time for some sports questions.
968
00:42:18,720 --> 00:42:21,240
{\an2}First up, and it's over to
Lioness Ella Toone.
969
00:42:21,280 --> 00:42:22,280
{\an2}Yay. Yeah!
970
00:42:22,320 --> 00:42:24,200
{\an2}Hi, Jimmy.
The Lionesses had an amazing
971
00:42:24,240 --> 00:42:26,440
{\an2}summer with our win at
the Euros this year,
972
00:42:26,480 --> 00:42:29,360
{\an2}and the support from the fans
in Switzerland was amazing.
973
00:42:29,400 --> 00:42:33,360
{\an2}They even came up with a new chant
for our manager Sarina Wiegman,
974
00:42:33,400 --> 00:42:35,640
{\an2}which was a twist on a classic tune.
975
00:42:35,680 --> 00:42:38,080
{\an2}Do you remember
what they were singing?
976
00:42:38,120 --> 00:42:40,560
{\an2}So what did the fans sing to
Sarina Wiegman?
977
00:42:40,600 --> 00:42:42,600
{\an2}What I liked about
that video was at the beginning.
978
00:42:42,640 --> 00:42:46,400
{\an2}She started it like you were
a job at the end of a very long day.
979
00:42:46,440 --> 00:42:47,720
{\an2}It was like, "Hi, Jimmy, which
song?"
980
00:42:47,760 --> 00:42:50,280
{\an2}And then halfway through,
she definitely got told to smile.
981
00:42:50,320 --> 00:42:52,320
{\an1}LAUGHTER
982
00:42:54,520 --> 00:42:56,600
{\an2}Is she a footballer?
983
00:42:56,640 --> 00:42:57,680
{\an2}Yes. OK.
984
00:43:00,080 --> 00:43:02,600
{\an2}And we have to do the lyrics to
the song?
985
00:43:02,640 --> 00:43:03,840
{\an2}To a football song?
986
00:43:03,880 --> 00:43:05,400
{\an2}In Switzerland?
987
00:43:05,440 --> 00:43:09,400
{\an2}# Ole, ole-ole-ole, ole. #
988
00:43:09,440 --> 00:43:12,080
{\an2}Ever heard it?
LAUGHTER
989
00:43:12,120 --> 00:43:15,360
{\an2}Jimmy, can we have a clue?
Is it like a play on Sarina?
990
00:43:15,400 --> 00:43:17,440
{\an2}What's going on?
No, you can't have a clue!
991
00:43:17,480 --> 00:43:19,160
{\an2}It's a... We've already got the
answer.
992
00:43:19,200 --> 00:43:21,680
{\an2}You can't give them clues, Jimmy.
You haven't got the answer,
993
00:43:21,720 --> 00:43:24,440
{\an2}Nick's got the answer...
LAUGHTER
994
00:43:24,480 --> 00:43:26,000
{\an2}..and he's got your go-bag.
995
00:43:26,040 --> 00:43:28,720
{\an2}That is just...
That's just a technicality.
996
00:43:28,760 --> 00:43:31,160
{\an2}You can't even fight
zombies anymore.
997
00:43:31,200 --> 00:43:32,240
{\an2}You're nothing.
998
00:43:34,000 --> 00:43:36,600
{\an2}In August, a tennis fan was forced to
make a public apology
999
00:43:36,640 --> 00:43:38,920
{\an2}after his actions at the US
open went viral.
1000
00:43:38,960 --> 00:43:41,360
{\an2}He was dubbed the most hated man
on the internet.
1001
00:43:41,400 --> 00:43:43,720
{\an2}What did he do?
Oh, I know this, actually.
1002
00:43:43,760 --> 00:43:45,800
{\an2}Write it down and then we're halfway
there.
1003
00:43:45,840 --> 00:43:48,760
{\an2}I'm going to wait and do a Lou in
a minute and just scream it out.
1004
00:43:50,320 --> 00:43:53,760
{\an2}In October, London hosted
the Grand Sumo Tournament.
1005
00:43:53,800 --> 00:43:55,400
{\an2}The winner took home a trophy
1006
00:43:55,440 --> 00:43:57,920
{\an2}and two other larger-than-life
prizes.
1007
00:43:57,960 --> 00:43:59,880
{\an2}Can you remember what they were?
1008
00:43:59,920 --> 00:44:01,920
{\an2}Um.
1009
00:44:01,960 --> 00:44:03,720
{\an2}Oh. What were they?
1010
00:44:03,760 --> 00:44:05,640
{\an2}Oh, Roisin's just having a snack,
that's nice.
1011
00:44:06,920 --> 00:44:08,560
{\an2}I won't be snack shamed
at Christmas.
1012
00:44:08,600 --> 00:44:10,120
{\an2}You won't be snack shamed
at Christmas?
1013
00:44:10,160 --> 00:44:11,400
{\an2}No. Well, we'll see.
1014
00:44:11,440 --> 00:44:13,000
{\an2}Jimmy, what was the question?
1015
00:44:13,040 --> 00:44:15,040
{\an1}LAUGHTER
1016
00:44:16,120 --> 00:44:17,560
{\an2}Did you eat a bit of skin there?
1017
00:44:18,600 --> 00:44:19,640
{\an2}We'll find out.
1018
00:44:21,320 --> 00:44:23,280
{\an2}Honestly, Jimmy...
Jimmy, Jimmy, Jimmy,
1019
00:44:23,320 --> 00:44:24,400
{\an2}what was the question?
1020
00:44:24,440 --> 00:44:26,440
{\an1}LAUGHTER
1021
00:44:28,040 --> 00:44:29,240
{\an2}I do regret that, yeah.
1022
00:44:31,160 --> 00:44:32,200
{\an2}Hang on. Sorry.
1023
00:44:32,240 --> 00:44:33,960
{\an2}I do need the question
one more time.
1024
00:44:34,000 --> 00:44:35,120
{\an2}OK. We did the...
1025
00:44:35,160 --> 00:44:37,280
{\an2}ROISIN: Do the accent, for the love
of God!
1026
00:44:38,800 --> 00:44:40,960
{\an2}Jimmy, do your Manchester accent.
1027
00:44:42,160 --> 00:44:43,840
{\an2}JONATHAN: Jimmy, please do it for
Christmas.
1028
00:44:43,880 --> 00:44:45,400
{\an2}For the kids, for Christmas.
Christmas!
1029
00:44:45,440 --> 00:44:47,200
{\an2}The kids are watching,
they want to hear...
It's Christmaaas!
1030
00:44:47,240 --> 00:44:49,960
{\an1}LAUGHTER
1031
00:44:50,000 --> 00:44:51,240
{\an2}It's Christmaaas!
1032
00:44:52,400 --> 00:44:53,760
{\an2}Christmaaas. Come on!
1033
00:44:53,800 --> 00:44:55,800
{\an1}LAUGHTER
1034
00:44:58,080 --> 00:44:59,720
{\an2}Jimmy. Jimmy, I haven't said much,
1035
00:44:59,760 --> 00:45:02,200
{\an2}but please do your Manchester
accent. Yes.
1036
00:45:02,240 --> 00:45:04,760
{\an2}KATHERINE: Oh, you're such a good
boy.
1037
00:45:04,800 --> 00:45:06,800
{\an1}APPLAUSE
1038
00:45:09,600 --> 00:45:10,840
{\an2}IN MANC ACCENT: All right, our kid.
1039
00:45:10,880 --> 00:45:12,480
{\an2}Oh, that's great! Quite good.
1040
00:45:12,520 --> 00:45:14,120
{\an2}That's good.
That's it, that's all I do.
1041
00:45:15,360 --> 00:45:18,240
{\an2}In October, London hosted
the grand sumo tournament.
1042
00:45:18,280 --> 00:45:19,720
{\an2}The winner took home a trophy
1043
00:45:19,760 --> 00:45:22,040
{\an2}and two other larger-than-life
prizes.
1044
00:45:22,080 --> 00:45:23,800
{\an2}Can you remember what they were?
1045
00:45:23,840 --> 00:45:25,000
{\an2}Afterlife.
1046
00:45:25,040 --> 00:45:27,240
{\an2}They took home...
Larger than life.
1047
00:45:27,280 --> 00:45:29,120
{\an2}OK. Time for a "say what you see."
1048
00:45:29,160 --> 00:45:30,200
{\an2}All I want to know is
1049
00:45:30,240 --> 00:45:33,200
{\an8}what sports story these
images represent.
1050
00:45:33,240 --> 00:45:35,280
{\an8}Do not say it out loud!
1051
00:45:35,320 --> 00:45:37,080
{\an8}Lou Sanders, I'm talking to you.
1052
00:45:38,560 --> 00:45:40,720
{\an8}OK. So say what you see.
1053
00:45:40,760 --> 00:45:43,320
{\an8}Just say what you see. Do not say it
out loud what you see,
1054
00:45:43,360 --> 00:45:45,560
{\an8}just say what you see and write it
down. OK. OK.
1055
00:45:47,920 --> 00:45:49,240
{\an8}Ted. Moon, Ted.
1056
00:45:51,520 --> 00:45:52,880
{\an8}Ham, full moon, Ted.
1057
00:45:52,920 --> 00:45:55,000
{\an8}OK. Time for some answers.
1058
00:45:55,040 --> 00:45:57,040
{\an2}First up, Lioness Ella Toone asked
you
1059
00:45:57,080 --> 00:45:59,120
{\an2}what new chant fans sung to
the manager,
1060
00:45:59,160 --> 00:46:02,360
{\an2}Sarina Wiegman, during the
European Women's Championship
this year?
1061
00:46:02,400 --> 00:46:03,440
{\an2}What did you write?
1062
00:46:03,480 --> 00:46:06,360
{\an2}Roisin, Katherine, you're a big
football fans. What do you think
they...?
1063
00:46:06,400 --> 00:46:10,160
{\an2}# Sarina, Sarina
1064
00:46:10,200 --> 00:46:13,760
{\an2}# She reminds me of a
West Side Story. #
1065
00:46:14,880 --> 00:46:16,920
{\an2}You know that song? Wah-wah!
Was it that?
1066
00:46:16,960 --> 00:46:19,040
{\an2}Do I know that song?
1067
00:46:19,080 --> 00:46:22,200
{\an2}I don't know what you just did,
but I think music just got worse.
1068
00:46:22,240 --> 00:46:24,320
{\an2}OK. No. Jonathan, Nick?
1069
00:46:24,360 --> 00:46:27,080
{\an2}SINGS TUNE TO TEQUILA
Sarina.
1070
00:46:28,480 --> 00:46:29,480
{\an2}Sarina.
1071
00:46:29,520 --> 00:46:31,880
{\an2}SINGS TUNE TO TEQUILA
Sarina.
1072
00:46:31,920 --> 00:46:36,160
{\an2}# Ba-da-da-DA! Ba-da-da-DA!
1073
00:46:36,200 --> 00:46:38,280
{\an2}It's good.
# Ba-da-da-DA! #
1074
00:46:38,320 --> 00:46:40,160
{\an2}He's choking! Choking...
1075
00:46:40,200 --> 00:46:43,080
{\an2}LAUGHTER
Sarina!
1076
00:46:43,120 --> 00:46:46,120
{\an2}Tequila. Tequila. I mean, that's
a double act right there.
1077
00:46:46,160 --> 00:46:48,160
{\an1}APPLAUSE
1078
00:46:49,720 --> 00:46:50,760
{\an2}That's the right answer.
1079
00:46:50,800 --> 00:46:53,040
{\an2}We go now to Richard and Lou
for their answer.
1080
00:46:53,080 --> 00:46:55,680
{\an2}# Boop, boop, boop. Wiegman, we love
you. #
1081
00:46:55,720 --> 00:46:58,320
{\an2}Oh, yeah. # Boop, boop, boop,
we love you! #
1082
00:46:58,360 --> 00:47:00,840
{\an2}# Boop, boop, boop. Wiegman. #
1083
00:47:00,880 --> 00:47:03,040
{\an2}I thought "you" rhymed with "boop".
1084
00:47:04,200 --> 00:47:06,200
{\an1}LAUGHTER
1085
00:47:07,600 --> 00:47:08,640
{\an2}OK.
1086
00:47:09,880 --> 00:47:10,920
{\an2}Well, it was Tequila.
Thank you.
1087
00:47:10,960 --> 00:47:12,000
{\an2}Correct.
1088
00:47:12,040 --> 00:47:14,840
{\an2}KATHERINE: I love women's football
because it reflects real life,
1089
00:47:14,880 --> 00:47:16,800
{\an2}that women are much better,
but paid less.
1090
00:47:16,840 --> 00:47:17,880
{\an2}Yeah.
1091
00:47:17,920 --> 00:47:20,160
{\an1}LAUGHTER
1092
00:47:20,200 --> 00:47:22,200
{\an2}OK. It was Tequila by The Champs,
1093
00:47:22,240 --> 00:47:24,000
{\an2}but they replaced the word
tequila with Sarina.
1094
00:47:24,040 --> 00:47:25,920
{\an2}Let's take a look.
1095
00:47:25,960 --> 00:47:27,680
{\an1}CHANTING
1096
00:47:27,720 --> 00:47:30,000
{\an1}BRASS BAND PLAYS
1097
00:47:31,680 --> 00:47:33,840
{\an2}ALL: Sarina! Aw!
1098
00:47:33,880 --> 00:47:36,280
{\an1}APPLAUSE
1099
00:47:38,040 --> 00:47:39,640
{\an2}I asked you
why a tennis fan was forced to
1100
00:47:39,680 --> 00:47:40,760
{\an2}make a public apology
1101
00:47:40,800 --> 00:47:42,920
{\an2}after his actions
at the US Open went viral.
1102
00:47:42,960 --> 00:47:44,320
{\an2}What did you all put?
1103
00:47:44,360 --> 00:47:47,160
{\an2}He snatched a ball from a child.
Not a ball.
1104
00:47:47,200 --> 00:47:49,640
{\an2}A... What have you got?
Cap. Snatched a cap?
1105
00:47:49,680 --> 00:47:52,560
{\an2}Jonathan? We put snatched the cap
from a child's hand and then,
1106
00:47:52,600 --> 00:47:55,440
{\an2}brackets, Jimmy, meaning sort of
thing you would do.
1107
00:47:55,480 --> 00:47:57,400
{\an2}Oh! It's exactly the kind of thing
I would do.
1108
00:47:57,440 --> 00:47:58,480
{\an2}Let's take a look.
1109
00:47:58,520 --> 00:48:00,760
{\an2}This is how I would have done it,
too. I bet it's horrible.
1110
00:48:07,400 --> 00:48:09,440
{\an1}AUDIENCE GROANS
1111
00:48:13,720 --> 00:48:17,040
{\an2}He said he was convinced the tennis
player had been passing him the hat.
1112
00:48:17,080 --> 00:48:19,840
{\an2}Oh! Good luck with that.
1113
00:48:19,880 --> 00:48:21,080
{\an2}No-one's buying that.
1114
00:48:21,120 --> 00:48:24,200
{\an2}Points, points, no points. OK.
Um, I asked you what
1115
00:48:24,240 --> 00:48:27,040
{\an2}two things, aside from a trophy,
the winners of the
1116
00:48:27,080 --> 00:48:29,240
{\an2}Grand Sumo Tournament
in London took home with them.
1117
00:48:29,280 --> 00:48:31,520
{\an2}What did you think?
I think, bizarrely,
1118
00:48:31,560 --> 00:48:35,280
{\an2}they gave them a giant Hello Kitty
and a giant soy sauce bottle,
1119
00:48:35,320 --> 00:48:36,920
{\an2}like an inflatable soy sauce bottle
or something.
1120
00:48:36,960 --> 00:48:38,720
{\an2}This could again be a fever dream
that you've had.
1121
00:48:38,760 --> 00:48:42,200
{\an2}You don't know. But the reason
why I'm questioning it...
1122
00:48:42,240 --> 00:48:43,320
{\an2}They're such odd things
1123
00:48:43,360 --> 00:48:45,360
{\an2}to give people
who are going back to Japan,
1124
00:48:45,400 --> 00:48:47,360
{\an2}because there's a shitload of both
in Japan.
1125
00:48:48,400 --> 00:48:49,520
{\an2}Richard, Lou, what did you get?
1126
00:48:49,560 --> 00:48:51,640
{\an2}We wrote, "Sumo, sumo, sumo, subo."
1127
00:48:54,120 --> 00:48:56,160
{\an2}Which is our new single.
1128
00:48:56,200 --> 00:48:57,800
{\an2}OK. Katherine, Roisin,
did you get this?
1129
00:48:57,840 --> 00:48:59,960
{\an2}Yeah. I think you wouldn't
give them something
1130
00:49:00,000 --> 00:49:02,400
{\an2}that they had in abundance.
You would give them
1131
00:49:02,440 --> 00:49:06,280
{\an2}something British,
like a giant placenta and biscuits.
1132
00:49:08,440 --> 00:49:09,600
{\an2}Placenta and biscuits
1133
00:49:09,640 --> 00:49:12,120
{\an2}sounds like the worst
Southern breakfast.
1134
00:49:12,160 --> 00:49:14,840
{\an2}OK, well, Jonathan,
you've absolutely nailed it 100%.
1135
00:49:14,880 --> 00:49:17,000
{\an2}This is what they gave them. Yes!
What?!
1136
00:49:17,040 --> 00:49:18,720
{\an2}Giant soy sauce
and a Hello Kitty. Yes.
1137
00:49:18,760 --> 00:49:20,000
{\an2}Why, we don't know.
1138
00:49:20,040 --> 00:49:22,120
{\an1}APPLAUSE
1139
00:49:22,160 --> 00:49:24,960
{\an2}I asked you to say what you saw.
1140
00:49:25,000 --> 00:49:26,520
{\an2}Roisin and Katherine, interested
in your answer.
1141
00:49:26,560 --> 00:49:28,120
{\an2}Let's go to yours.
What did you see?
1142
00:49:28,160 --> 00:49:30,680
{\an2}Dave ham moon Ted...
1143
00:49:30,720 --> 00:49:31,960
{\an1}JIMMY CHUCKLES
1144
00:49:32,000 --> 00:49:33,760
{\an2}..at Windsor Castle.
1145
00:49:33,800 --> 00:49:37,520
{\an2}Ham moon Ted is very close.
Richard, Lou,
1146
00:49:37,560 --> 00:49:41,160
{\an2}did you get this? David Beckham,
knighted at Windsor Castle.
1147
00:49:41,200 --> 00:49:47,000
{\an2}David Beck-ham night-Ted at
Wind-saw Castle.
1148
00:49:47,040 --> 00:49:48,600
{\an2}Jonathan, Nick, did you get this?
Yes.
1149
00:49:48,640 --> 00:49:51,240
{\an2}We did. Look, right there. David
Beckham, knighted at Windsor Castle.
1150
00:49:51,280 --> 00:49:54,080
{\an2}I like that you call
Michelangelo's David Dave. Dave.
1151
00:49:56,000 --> 00:49:59,600
{\an2}When you've got your dick out,
you're on a nickname basis.
1152
00:50:01,040 --> 00:50:03,920
{\an2}David with his clothes on.
Dave with the todge out.
1153
00:50:05,840 --> 00:50:08,560
{\an2}It was, "David Beckham,
knighted at Windsor Castle."
1154
00:50:08,600 --> 00:50:11,880
{\an2}OK. Points, points, no points.
1155
00:50:11,920 --> 00:50:13,480
{\an2}Time now for a special guest.
1156
00:50:13,520 --> 00:50:16,680
{\an2}Now, please welcome rugby legend
and Faithful Joe Marler.
1157
00:50:16,720 --> 00:50:17,960
{\an2}JONATHAN: Yeah!
1158
00:50:18,000 --> 00:50:20,440
{\an1}CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
1159
00:50:20,480 --> 00:50:23,000
{\an2}Hey! How are you?
Good to see you. Come on in.
1160
00:50:24,240 --> 00:50:28,720
{\an2}This is fun. Thanks for having me.
You were on The Traitors this year.
1161
00:50:28,760 --> 00:50:31,680
{\an2}Yeah. OK. Now,
have you forgiven Nick?
1162
00:50:31,720 --> 00:50:33,080
{\an2}Who's Nick?
1163
00:50:35,840 --> 00:50:38,280
{\an2}He's my little hundy P.
1164
00:50:38,320 --> 00:50:41,080
{\an2}I just wasn't his,
apparently.
1165
00:50:41,120 --> 00:50:42,360
{\an2}Cheers, mate.
1166
00:50:43,600 --> 00:50:45,520
{\an2}Who else do you think would be
a good Traitor?
1167
00:50:45,560 --> 00:50:48,560
{\an2}Well, I think Richard would make
a really, really good Traitor.
1168
00:50:48,600 --> 00:50:51,560
{\an2}Yeah, he would confuse the fuck
out of everything.
1169
00:50:52,880 --> 00:50:54,760
{\an2}Thank you. I don't even know
what I think.
1170
00:50:56,120 --> 00:50:57,400
{\an2}Now, Joe, you've got a question
for us.
1171
00:50:57,440 --> 00:50:59,360
{\an2}What's the question? I do.
Are you ready?
1172
00:50:59,400 --> 00:51:02,760
{\an2}Yeah. Yeah. We're ready.
Kim Kardashian launched a new
1173
00:51:02,800 --> 00:51:05,880
{\an2}must-have item back in October.
1174
00:51:05,920 --> 00:51:07,920
{\an2}It sold out instantly,
1175
00:51:07,960 --> 00:51:11,480
{\an2}but had people online asking,
"Why pay for that..."
1176
00:51:14,800 --> 00:51:15,840
{\an2}And...
1177
00:51:18,280 --> 00:51:20,320
{\an2}What was it? Ah, yes. Yes, yes.
Did you know this?
1178
00:51:20,360 --> 00:51:21,760
{\an2}I've got one.
1179
00:51:24,240 --> 00:51:26,880
{\an2}If you want, you could go
and slap Nick.
1180
00:51:26,920 --> 00:51:27,920
{\an2}No-one would mind.
1181
00:51:29,760 --> 00:51:30,800
{\an2}I really like him, though.
1182
00:51:30,840 --> 00:51:32,360
{\an2}He's hard to dislike,
isn't he?
1183
00:51:32,400 --> 00:51:33,440
{\an2}He's really hard to dislike.
1184
00:51:33,480 --> 00:51:35,080
{\an2}Look at that little face.
He's hard to dislike,
1185
00:51:35,120 --> 00:51:36,440
{\an2}but it's worth it.
1186
00:51:38,720 --> 00:51:41,080
{\an2}I tell you, you don't want
to be stared at by Joe Marler.
1187
00:51:42,440 --> 00:51:44,560
{\an2}I mean, well, maybe in a loving way.
1188
00:51:47,400 --> 00:51:49,000
{\an2}But you love me as well, Joe,
don't you?
1189
00:51:50,560 --> 00:51:51,840
{\an2}Yeah.
1190
00:51:53,440 --> 00:51:55,120
{\an2}All right. Have you all got
answers? Yes.
1191
00:51:55,160 --> 00:51:58,400
{\an2}Yes. OK. Richard,
Lou, what did you write?
1192
00:51:58,440 --> 00:51:59,440
{\an2}New breed of dog.
1193
00:52:01,400 --> 00:52:04,640
{\an2}New breed of dog?
Also, "pubey briefs."
1194
00:52:04,680 --> 00:52:06,360
{\an2}Oh! Pubey briefs. And...
1195
00:52:06,400 --> 00:52:08,400
{\an2}And then you've written...
Phone chargers.
1196
00:52:08,440 --> 00:52:10,360
{\an2}We're hedging our bets.
You are hedging your bets.
1197
00:52:10,400 --> 00:52:12,040
{\an2}OK. Jonathan,
Nick, what have you got?
1198
00:52:12,080 --> 00:52:14,400
{\an2}It was a thong
with pubic hair on it.
1199
00:52:14,440 --> 00:52:17,920
{\an2}Like a merkin. Then I did a drawing,
but it went slightly wrong
1200
00:52:17,960 --> 00:52:21,080
{\an2}because I did the extra line in
the middle, which looks unfortunate.
1201
00:52:22,440 --> 00:52:24,280
{\an2}A little bit. Yeah. OK.
Roisin, Katherine?
1202
00:52:24,320 --> 00:52:26,840
{\an2}Merkin thong. Merkin thong.
1203
00:52:26,880 --> 00:52:28,840
{\an2}That sounds like a country
and western singer, doesn't it?
1204
00:52:28,880 --> 00:52:32,160
{\an2}Merkin thong. Yeah.
What sort of song would he sing?
1205
00:52:32,200 --> 00:52:35,360
{\an2}# I've got no hairs down below
1206
00:52:35,400 --> 00:52:37,280
{\an2}# And a long way to go
1207
00:52:37,320 --> 00:52:40,520
{\an2}# Till I get home
to my sweet pubic mama... #
1208
00:52:41,960 --> 00:52:44,760
{\an2}Why did you ask?
That's really good. It was good.
1209
00:52:44,800 --> 00:52:46,920
{\an2}That was really good.
APPLAUSE
1210
00:52:46,960 --> 00:52:48,840
{\an2}Joe, can you reveal the answer?
1211
00:52:48,880 --> 00:52:52,200
{\an2}It was the Skims Ultimate
Bush thong.
1212
00:52:52,240 --> 00:52:54,800
{\an2}I've got one over here.
Hang on. I've got...
1213
00:52:54,840 --> 00:52:58,640
{\an2}Is that an actual one?
This is a genuine Skims thong.
1214
00:52:58,680 --> 00:53:00,080
{\an2}No, it's not! Yes, it is.
1215
00:53:00,120 --> 00:53:02,720
{\an2}This is... I mean, it's genuine...
It's a genuine Skims...
1216
00:53:02,760 --> 00:53:06,200
{\an2}I like it. That's it. Now,
Joe has very kindly agreed to model.
1217
00:53:06,240 --> 00:53:09,200
{\an2}I had my own specially made. Wow.
1218
00:53:09,240 --> 00:53:12,440
{\an2}Wow.
AUDIENCE WHOOPS
1219
00:53:12,480 --> 00:53:15,240
{\an1}APPLAUSE
1220
00:53:21,480 --> 00:53:22,640
{\an2}Jonathan, are you OK?
1221
00:53:22,680 --> 00:53:24,640
{\an2}I needed
to put my reading glasses on.
1222
00:53:25,760 --> 00:53:28,960
{\an2}It does feel like that matches
that almost perfectly.
1223
00:53:29,000 --> 00:53:30,480
{\an2}Are we done?
1224
00:53:33,080 --> 00:53:35,720
{\an1}APPLAUSE
1225
00:53:35,760 --> 00:53:38,440
{\an2}OK, let's have a look and see
what that's done to the scores.
1226
00:53:38,480 --> 00:53:41,840
{\an2}I can tell you that Roisin
and Katherine have got ten points.
1227
00:53:41,880 --> 00:53:45,080
{\an2}Richard and Lou have 14.
Jonathan and Nick have 20.
1228
00:53:45,120 --> 00:53:48,840
{\an2}I think we all need to process
what we've just seen.
1229
00:53:48,880 --> 00:53:50,920
{\an2}Time for a break. See you in five.
Joe Marler, everyone!
1230
00:53:50,960 --> 00:53:53,560
{\an1}CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
1231
00:53:58,000 --> 00:54:01,880
{\an1}CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
1232
00:54:01,920 --> 00:54:04,640
{\an2}Welcome back to The Big Fat Quiz Of
The Year 2025,
1233
00:54:04,680 --> 00:54:07,480
{\an2}the toughest quiz on
Channel 4 right now.
1234
00:54:09,360 --> 00:54:11,520
{\an2}This round is all about film and TV.
1235
00:54:11,560 --> 00:54:13,880
{\an2}The year's biggest TV
show featured fakery,
1236
00:54:13,920 --> 00:54:16,520
{\an2}deceit, manipulation and lies.
No, not The Traitors.
1237
00:54:16,560 --> 00:54:17,920
{\an2}I'm talking BBC News.
1238
00:54:19,560 --> 00:54:21,960
{\an2}Stranger Things was back
for a final season.
1239
00:54:22,000 --> 00:54:24,680
{\an2}It's set in a town in the '80s
where everything seems normal,
1240
00:54:24,720 --> 00:54:26,600
{\an2}but evil lurks just beneath
the surface.
1241
00:54:26,640 --> 00:54:28,800
{\an2}It's basically like
Top Of The Pops.
1242
00:54:30,600 --> 00:54:32,040
{\an2}Claudia Winkleman and Tess Daly
1243
00:54:32,080 --> 00:54:33,680
{\an2}announced
they were leaving Strictly.
1244
00:54:33,720 --> 00:54:36,040
{\an2}Claudia plans
to present her own chat show,
1245
00:54:36,080 --> 00:54:38,360
{\an2}whilst Tess plans to watch it.
1246
00:54:38,400 --> 00:54:40,280
{\an2}Oh!
1247
00:54:40,320 --> 00:54:42,880
{\an2}OK. Ready for some more questions?
Yes.
1248
00:54:42,920 --> 00:54:44,320
{\an2}OK, here we go. First up,
1249
00:54:44,360 --> 00:54:47,440
{\an2}it's over to Strictly star
Ellie Goldstein.
1250
00:54:47,480 --> 00:54:52,080
{\an2}Hi, Jimmy. I love taking part
in Strictly Come Dancing,
1251
00:54:52,120 --> 00:54:56,760
{\an2}and it seems
tennis star Novak Djokovic
1252
00:54:56,800 --> 00:55:01,800
{\an2}has also loved learning
a few steps this year, too.
1253
00:55:01,840 --> 00:55:03,560
{\an2}After he won his
1254
00:55:03,600 --> 00:55:07,960
{\an2}quarterfinal match at
the US Open this year,
1255
00:55:08,000 --> 00:55:10,440
{\an2}he celebrated with a viral
1256
00:55:10,480 --> 00:55:13,840
{\an2}dance craze inspired by
a movie.
1257
00:55:13,880 --> 00:55:15,760
{\an2}What was it?
1258
00:55:15,800 --> 00:55:18,800
{\an2}OK, so Ellie wants to know
what viral dance craze inspired by
1259
00:55:18,840 --> 00:55:21,880
{\an2}a movie did Novak Djokovic do at
the US Open this year?
1260
00:55:23,120 --> 00:55:26,320
{\an2}Nick's a machine. Got it.
The question wasn't even over,
1261
00:55:26,360 --> 00:55:28,400
{\an2}he'd written the answer down.
1262
00:55:28,440 --> 00:55:30,600
{\an2}He's a machine. And guess what?
I know it, too.
1263
00:55:30,640 --> 00:55:33,600
{\an2}Oh! Playing a bit of catch-up,
are we?
1264
00:55:33,640 --> 00:55:34,760
{\an2}You're welcome in the
1265
00:55:34,800 --> 00:55:39,680
{\an2}recreation room, but some
of the songs are a bit salty.
1266
00:55:39,720 --> 00:55:41,000
{\an2}Is he really a doctor,
1267
00:55:41,040 --> 00:55:43,720
{\an2}because he took my temperature
with his finger?
1268
00:55:43,760 --> 00:55:44,840
{\an2}Wicked?
1269
00:55:45,880 --> 00:55:48,160
{\an2}OK. Next one. A clip
featuring a man
1270
00:55:48,200 --> 00:55:51,520
{\an2}called Montoya from
a Spanish TV show went viral back
1271
00:55:51,560 --> 00:55:56,120
{\an2}in February and was viewed more
than 320 million times on X alone.
1272
00:55:56,160 --> 00:55:59,120
{\an2}The clip was described
as the greatest TV scene in history.
1273
00:55:59,160 --> 00:56:00,840
{\an2}What was going on?
1274
00:56:00,880 --> 00:56:02,680
{\an2}Reality TV in Spain?
1275
00:56:02,720 --> 00:56:04,720
{\an2}SPANISH ACCENT: Oh, yes, senor!
1276
00:56:06,520 --> 00:56:09,120
{\an2}Are you doing fake Spanish?
1277
00:56:09,160 --> 00:56:10,800
{\an2}I'm doing enough to get by.
1278
00:56:12,920 --> 00:56:14,480
{\an2}Give me some more Spanish.
1279
00:56:14,520 --> 00:56:16,160
{\an1}SPEAKS GIBBERISH
1280
00:56:17,880 --> 00:56:19,880
{\an2}I like the lisp.
It's very authentic.
1281
00:56:19,920 --> 00:56:22,160
{\an2}Thank you. SPANISH ACCENT: Joff-ay.
Do you know
1282
00:56:22,200 --> 00:56:24,240
{\an2}why they have a lisp? Why?
1283
00:56:24,280 --> 00:56:26,280
{\an2}In "Barfelona" they have lisp...
1284
00:56:26,320 --> 00:56:28,680
{\an1}LAUGHTER
1285
00:56:28,720 --> 00:56:32,440
{\an2}It sounds
like Roisin is low-level possessed.
1286
00:56:32,480 --> 00:56:35,080
{\an2}Not low level. Full level.
1287
00:56:35,120 --> 00:56:36,680
{\an2}Do your Spanish again.
1288
00:56:36,720 --> 00:56:39,400
{\an1}SPEAKS GIBBERISH
1289
00:56:39,440 --> 00:56:41,520
{\an2}It's very good.
Richard said it was very good.
1290
00:56:41,560 --> 00:56:44,480
{\an2}It's very good. And they have a lisp
because there was a king with a lisp
1291
00:56:44,520 --> 00:56:45,920
{\an2}and they didn't want
him to feel bad.
1292
00:56:45,960 --> 00:56:49,080
{\an2}So all the villagers started talking
like the king with the lisp.
1293
00:56:49,120 --> 00:56:51,400
{\an2}That's not true. I think it is.
It isn't true.
1294
00:56:53,040 --> 00:56:54,640
{\an2}That's good enough
for the History Channel.
1295
00:56:56,200 --> 00:56:58,960
{\an2}We think maybe? That's the
best bit of information on the show.
1296
00:56:59,000 --> 00:57:01,480
{\an2}I think it is true.
No, that's not true. Yeah.
1297
00:57:01,520 --> 00:57:02,520
{\an1}LAUGHTER
#S
1298
00:57:04,840 --> 00:57:07,040
{\an2}How do you know?
How do you know, Nick?!
1299
00:57:07,080 --> 00:57:09,000
{\an2}I just know that's not true.
1300
00:57:10,200 --> 00:57:13,200
{\an2}Again, I will reiterate -
I thought this was a real quiz.
1301
00:57:15,960 --> 00:57:17,560
{\an2}OK, next up, I'm going to play you
1302
00:57:17,600 --> 00:57:19,680
{\an2}audio of a much-talked-about piece
of TV.
1303
00:57:19,720 --> 00:57:23,120
{\an2}All I want to know is
what TV show it came from
1304
00:57:23,160 --> 00:57:25,000
{\an2}and who made the noise. Oh.
1305
00:57:25,040 --> 00:57:26,320
{\an2}You should get it.
1306
00:57:26,360 --> 00:57:27,800
{\an1}STRANGE SHRIEKING
#S
1307
00:57:30,480 --> 00:57:32,320
{\an2}OK, so what TV show did that noise
come from
1308
00:57:32,360 --> 00:57:33,640
{\an2}and who was making the noise?
1309
00:57:33,680 --> 00:57:34,920
{\an2}Let's hear it one more time.
1310
00:57:34,960 --> 00:57:36,760
{\an1}STRANGE SHRIEKING
#S
1311
00:57:41,560 --> 00:57:45,040
{\an2}OK, underneath your desks,
you each have a card with a line
1312
00:57:45,080 --> 00:57:47,480
{\an2}on it from a highly
critiqued yet hugely
1313
00:57:47,520 --> 00:57:49,880
{\an2}popular TV drama
that debuted this year.
1314
00:57:49,920 --> 00:57:51,440
{\an2}All I want you to do is, one person
1315
00:57:51,480 --> 00:57:54,080
{\an2}from each team, look into
the eyes of their team-mate,
1316
00:57:54,120 --> 00:57:57,040
{\an2}and I want you to deliver
the line on the card to them,
1317
00:57:57,080 --> 00:58:00,000
{\an2}and then write down what show you
think these lines are all from.
1318
00:58:00,040 --> 00:58:02,800
{\an2}So, Katherine, you're going to say
the line to Roisin, OK? You ready?
1319
00:58:02,840 --> 00:58:04,600
{\an2}Yeah. Your best TV drama voice.
1320
00:58:04,640 --> 00:58:05,960
{\an2}OK.
1321
00:58:06,000 --> 00:58:08,760
{\an2}Do you ever think how much happier
we'd all be
1322
00:58:08,800 --> 00:58:10,920
{\an2}if your mother swallowed?
1323
00:58:10,960 --> 00:58:12,080
{\an1}GASPS AND LAUGHTER
#S
1324
00:58:14,120 --> 00:58:16,280
{\an2}Very good. OK, Nick, I'd like you
to say the line to Jonathan.
1325
00:58:16,320 --> 00:58:18,040
{\an2}Look in his eyes, say the line.
1326
00:58:19,160 --> 00:58:22,400
{\an2}From cocktails to cock rings,
all in one 24-hour period -
1327
00:58:22,440 --> 00:58:24,240
{\an2}God, I love my job.
1328
00:58:24,280 --> 00:58:26,080
{\an1}LAUGHTER
#S
1329
00:58:26,120 --> 00:58:28,320
{\an2}I know the show.
I don't know the name of it.
1330
00:58:28,360 --> 00:58:30,720
{\an2}Well, you're not going
to do well on this, then?
1331
00:58:30,760 --> 00:58:32,080
{\an2}Uh, Lou.
1332
00:58:32,120 --> 00:58:33,480
{\an2}OK. WELSH ACCENT: Somebody has...
1333
00:58:33,520 --> 00:58:34,520
{\an1}LAUGHTER
#S
1334
00:58:35,560 --> 00:58:37,280
{\an2}Somebody... I'll read it.
1335
00:58:37,320 --> 00:58:38,480
{\an2}No, it's fine.
1336
00:58:38,520 --> 00:58:40,640
{\an2}Somebody has a revenge vagina.
1337
00:58:42,240 --> 00:58:44,360
{\an2}What would a revenge vagina do?
1338
00:58:44,400 --> 00:58:46,680
{\an2}It'd be a lot like Hamlet,
really. Yeah.
1339
00:58:46,720 --> 00:58:47,960
{\an1}NICK CACKLES
#S
1340
00:58:48,000 --> 00:58:49,640
{\an2}Alas. Thank you, Nick. I like that.
1341
00:58:49,680 --> 00:58:52,320
{\an2}I don't think it's about...
You know, it's just how you use it.
1342
00:58:52,360 --> 00:58:55,440
{\an2}And now a couple of other people
are deciding to enjoy it as well.
1343
00:58:57,760 --> 00:58:59,840
{\an2}The clue I can give you is the Times
newspaper said
1344
00:58:59,880 --> 00:59:02,320
{\an2}the show might be the worst
TV drama ever.
1345
00:59:02,360 --> 00:59:04,280
{\an2}About...About...? Yeah, I know.
Yeah, yeah. So it looks like...
1346
00:59:04,320 --> 00:59:05,320
{\an2}It looks like we're off the hook.
1347
00:59:07,920 --> 00:59:09,720
{\an2}Are you ready for answers?
SEVERAL: Yes.
1348
00:59:09,760 --> 00:59:12,680
{\an2}Ellie Goldstein asked you
what viral dance craze inspired
1349
00:59:12,720 --> 00:59:14,960
{\an2}a move by Novak Djokovic at the
US Open.
1350
00:59:15,000 --> 00:59:16,640
{\an2}Richard, Lou, what have you got?
1351
00:59:16,680 --> 00:59:18,160
{\an2}KPop Demon Hunters?
1352
00:59:18,200 --> 00:59:19,840
{\an2}Yes. Is that what...? Yep.
1353
00:59:19,880 --> 00:59:20,920
{\an1}LAUGHTER
#S
1354
00:59:20,960 --> 00:59:23,120
{\an2}And did you like the movie, Richard?
1355
00:59:23,160 --> 00:59:26,360
{\an2}Oh, this is a rare moment off for
me not watching it.
1356
00:59:28,560 --> 00:59:31,840
{\an2}That thing has been on repeat
on the device.
1357
00:59:31,880 --> 00:59:33,400
{\an2}Can you do the dance?
Do you remember the dance?
1358
00:59:33,440 --> 00:59:35,640
{\an2}You probably remember the dance...
Yes. ..cos you've seen the movie.
1359
00:59:35,680 --> 00:59:37,760
{\an1}TAPS A TUNE
#S
1360
00:59:37,800 --> 00:59:40,000
{\an2}Oh, he's good.
1361
00:59:41,880 --> 00:59:43,120
{\an1}APPLAUSE
#S
1362
00:59:45,160 --> 00:59:47,120
{\an2}Jonathan, Nick,
did you get this?
1363
00:59:47,160 --> 00:59:48,400
{\an2}KPop Demon Hunters.
1364
00:59:48,440 --> 00:59:49,960
{\an2}And Nick even thinks he knows
the name of it.
1365
00:59:50,000 --> 00:59:51,040
{\an2}I haven't seen the film,
1366
00:59:51,080 --> 00:59:53,360
{\an2}but the kids love it and we listen
to the soundtrack a lot in the car.
1367
00:59:53,400 --> 00:59:55,080
{\an2}I know it's just Soda Pop,
1368
00:59:55,120 --> 00:59:57,200
{\an2}which goes...
# You're my soda pop
#M
1369
00:59:57,240 --> 00:59:59,080
{\an2}# My little soda pop. #
POP
#S
1370
01:00:00,640 --> 01:00:02,560
{\an2}OK. Katherine, Roisin,
did you get this?
1371
01:00:02,600 --> 01:00:03,680
{\an2}Yep. What did you write?
1372
01:00:03,720 --> 01:00:06,480
{\an2}Risky Business.
Risky Business.
1373
01:00:06,520 --> 01:00:07,720
{\an2}Pop.
1374
01:00:07,760 --> 01:00:09,760
{\an2}Well, let's have a look.
1375
01:00:09,800 --> 01:00:12,840
{\an2}COMMENTATOR: A tremendous fight from
the American.
1376
01:00:15,120 --> 01:00:17,920
{\an1}COMMENTATOR LAUGHS
#S
1377
01:00:20,680 --> 01:00:23,120
{\an2}Yeah, that is the Soda Pop dance.
1378
01:00:23,160 --> 01:00:26,640
{\an2}This is my dance. For like
the last 20 years, this is me.
1379
01:00:29,520 --> 01:00:30,960
{\an2}They stole your dance,
are you saying?
1380
01:00:31,000 --> 01:00:32,000
{\an2}Yeah. Yeah.
1381
01:00:32,040 --> 01:00:33,920
{\an2}This is not KPop Demon Hunters.
1382
01:00:33,960 --> 01:00:36,680
{\an2}This is...KRy Cock Hunter.
1383
01:00:36,720 --> 01:00:37,720
{\an1}LAUGHTER
#S
1384
01:00:40,000 --> 01:00:41,240
{\an1}APPLAUSE
1385
01:00:44,160 --> 01:00:46,280
{\an2}What? OK.
1386
01:00:46,320 --> 01:00:48,640
{\an2}I asked you what was going on
in a viral clip featuring a man
1387
01:00:48,680 --> 01:00:50,640
{\an2}called Montoya
in the Spanish TV show.
1388
01:00:50,680 --> 01:00:53,960
{\an2}Roisin, Katherine, you'll probably
nail this - what was going on?
1389
01:00:55,560 --> 01:00:56,920
{\an2}He sucked his own dick.
1390
01:00:56,960 --> 01:00:57,960
{\an1}LAUGHTER
#S
1391
01:00:59,560 --> 01:01:02,160
{\an2}Has anyone ever sort of offered
that talent up on the X Factor?
1392
01:01:02,200 --> 01:01:04,160
{\an2}Oh, that's...
1393
01:01:04,200 --> 01:01:05,840
{\an2}Well, X Factor's singing.
1394
01:01:05,880 --> 01:01:08,080
{\an2}Oh, that'll be why
they haven't done that, then.
1395
01:01:09,560 --> 01:01:10,800
{\an2}Do forgive me -
Britain's Got Talent.
1396
01:01:10,840 --> 01:01:12,600
{\an2}You mean BGT, yeah. BGT. Yeah.
1397
01:01:12,640 --> 01:01:14,280
{\an2}AS BORIS JOHNSON: BGT. BGT.
BGT.
1398
01:01:14,320 --> 01:01:16,720
{\an1}LAUGHTER
#S
1399
01:01:16,760 --> 01:01:17,760
{\an1}APPLAUSE
1400
01:01:20,560 --> 01:01:22,240
{\an2}Richard, Lou, what have you put?
1401
01:01:22,280 --> 01:01:23,840
{\an2}We wrote Temptation Island,
1402
01:01:23,880 --> 01:01:25,760
{\an2}but I have seen the clip
where he runs
1403
01:01:25,800 --> 01:01:27,960
{\an2}cos his girlfriend's having sex
with someone else,
1404
01:01:28,000 --> 01:01:29,160
{\an2}or about to have sex
with someone else,
1405
01:01:29,200 --> 01:01:30,720
{\an2}and he's running really fast.
1406
01:01:30,760 --> 01:01:32,760
{\an2}OK, well, that's the right answer -
I'm going to give you a point.
1407
01:01:32,800 --> 01:01:34,280
{\an2}Nick, Jonathan, did you get this?
1408
01:01:34,320 --> 01:01:36,800
{\an2}Yeah. He was watching on a
big screen.
1409
01:01:36,840 --> 01:01:39,120
{\an2}It was like Casa Amor in Love
Island. Oh, yes.
1410
01:01:39,160 --> 01:01:41,120
{\an2}The partner's off somewhere else
and he sees the...
1411
01:01:41,160 --> 01:01:42,800
{\an2}But had he just met her?
Do you know?
1412
01:01:42,840 --> 01:01:44,200
{\an2}SEVERAL: No, it's his girlfriend.
1413
01:01:44,240 --> 01:01:46,560
{\an2}Oh, it's his girlfriend and she's
having sex with a man,
1414
01:01:46,600 --> 01:01:49,120
{\an2}and he's going... IN ACCENT: "I
cannot see this. I want to die!"
1415
01:01:50,400 --> 01:01:53,720
{\an2}Let's take a look.
It's pretty magnificent. Yeah!
1416
01:01:53,760 --> 01:01:56,680
{\an1}HE SPEAKS SPANISH
#S
1417
01:02:09,560 --> 01:02:11,120
{\an2}Por favor, Montoya. Por favor.
1418
01:02:11,160 --> 01:02:12,400
{\an2}Por favor, Montoya!
1419
01:02:12,440 --> 01:02:13,600
{\an1}MONTOYA BELLOWS
#S
1420
01:02:13,640 --> 01:02:16,480
{\an2}Montoya! Montoya!
1421
01:02:16,520 --> 01:02:17,520
{\an2}Montoya...
1422
01:02:20,840 --> 01:02:22,000
{\an1}MONTOYA CALLS
#S
1423
01:02:22,040 --> 01:02:23,640
{\an2}Montoya, por favor!
1424
01:02:23,680 --> 01:02:24,680
{\an1}MONTOYA CALLS
#S
1425
01:02:24,720 --> 01:02:25,720
{\an1}MONTOYA BELLOWS
#S
1426
01:02:27,800 --> 01:02:29,200
{\an2}LAUGHTER
Whoa.
#S
1427
01:02:29,240 --> 01:02:31,440
{\an2}I think he's thinking
there's plenty more fish in the sea,
1428
01:02:31,480 --> 01:02:33,280
{\an2}and then he tries to run into
the sea.
1429
01:02:34,520 --> 01:02:36,840
{\an2}So it was the Spanish version of
Temptation Island,
1430
01:02:36,880 --> 01:02:39,200
{\an2}and the contestant,
Jose Carlos Montoya,
1431
01:02:39,240 --> 01:02:41,600
{\an2}had a meltdown whilst watching his
girlfriend
1432
01:02:41,640 --> 01:02:43,160
{\an2}Anita cheat with another man.
1433
01:02:43,200 --> 01:02:45,400
{\an2}OK. I played you this.
1434
01:02:45,440 --> 01:02:46,880
{\an1}STRANGE SHRIEKING
#S
1435
01:02:50,720 --> 01:02:53,040
{\an2}OK. I wanted to know - what show
and who was it?
1436
01:02:53,080 --> 01:02:54,360
{\an2}Richard, Lou, did you get it?
1437
01:02:54,400 --> 01:02:55,400
{\an2}News at Ten.
1438
01:02:55,440 --> 01:02:56,440
{\an1}LAUGHTER
1439
01:02:57,400 --> 01:02:58,680
{\an2}Instead of the gongs.
1440
01:03:00,600 --> 01:03:02,120
{\an2}OK. And you've written also...?
1441
01:03:02,160 --> 01:03:03,520
{\an2}Peppa Pig.
Yep.
1442
01:03:03,560 --> 01:03:05,120
{\an2}You think it might be Peppa Pig?
1443
01:03:05,160 --> 01:03:07,680
{\an2}I mean, there's a brutal slaying
in the new series.
1444
01:03:09,280 --> 01:03:11,280
{\an2}Roisin, Katherine? We've got it.
1445
01:03:11,320 --> 01:03:12,520
{\an2}What did you write?
1446
01:03:12,560 --> 01:03:16,040
{\an2}Celia on Celeb Traitors doing
a banshee noise down a well.
1447
01:03:16,080 --> 01:03:17,200
{\an2}Oh!
1448
01:03:17,240 --> 01:03:18,840
{\an2}And Jonathan, Nick, presumably.
1449
01:03:18,880 --> 01:03:20,760
{\an2}We got it. Yes.
Yeah. You were there with her.
1450
01:03:20,800 --> 01:03:22,560
{\an2}You were outside with her in that
part of the game, weren't you?
1451
01:03:22,600 --> 01:03:24,360
{\an2}I was, yeah.
It was like she was possessed.
1452
01:03:24,400 --> 01:03:26,160
{\an2}Yeah. Should we have a look?
1453
01:03:26,200 --> 01:03:28,040
{\an2}Let's treat ourselves.
Let's have a look.
1454
01:03:28,080 --> 01:03:29,920
{\an1}CELIA SHRIEKS STRANGELY
#S
1455
01:03:31,880 --> 01:03:34,880
{\an2}The skill of projection
is very important.
1456
01:03:34,920 --> 01:03:37,000
{\an2}It's a lot to do with breathing.
1457
01:03:37,040 --> 01:03:39,520
{\an2}A lot to do with annunciation,
I guess.
1458
01:03:40,680 --> 01:03:43,560
{\an2}Stop it! Make it stop!
1459
01:03:43,600 --> 01:03:44,600
{\an1}LAUGHTER
#S
1460
01:03:47,040 --> 01:03:48,880
{\an2}I think that's... It was phenomenal.
1461
01:03:48,920 --> 01:03:50,200
{\an2}It was phenomenal.
1462
01:03:52,280 --> 01:03:56,280
{\an2}For a bonus point, can anyone
recreate that noise? Yeah.
1463
01:03:56,320 --> 01:03:58,000
{\an2}Yeah... Roisin, please.
1464
01:03:58,040 --> 01:03:59,560
{\an1}REASONABLE APPROXIMATION
#S
1465
01:04:03,120 --> 01:04:04,480
{\an2}That came way too easy.
1466
01:04:06,680 --> 01:04:08,480
{\an2}Nick?
Uh...
1467
01:04:08,520 --> 01:04:10,080
{\an1}GUTTURAL APPROXIMATION
#S
1468
01:04:11,720 --> 01:04:13,520
{\an2}Bonus points to Roisin. OK. Um...
1469
01:04:13,560 --> 01:04:14,560
{\an1}APPLAUSE
1470
01:04:18,280 --> 01:04:19,840
{\an2}OK. You each read out a line from
1471
01:04:19,880 --> 01:04:22,240
{\an2}a critically panned
yet hugely popular series.
1472
01:04:22,280 --> 01:04:23,640
{\an2}Did you know what it was?
1473
01:04:23,680 --> 01:04:26,120
{\an2}Yeah, Bake Off,
but the Stand up to Cancer one.
1474
01:04:26,160 --> 01:04:27,160
{\an1}LAUGHTER
#S
1475
01:04:31,840 --> 01:04:33,920
{\an2}And who do you think said
that to who?
1476
01:04:33,960 --> 01:04:35,960
{\an2}It's a classic Mary Berry.
Yeah, Mary Berry.
1477
01:04:36,000 --> 01:04:38,080
{\an2}Classic Mary Berry.
Said it to Paul Hollywood. Yeah.
1478
01:04:38,120 --> 01:04:39,480
{\an2}Nick, Jonathan, did you get this?
1479
01:04:39,520 --> 01:04:41,160
{\an2}Yeah, it was from All's Fair,
the TV show.
1480
01:04:41,200 --> 01:04:43,480
{\an2}We didn't write down,
but we think it was Kim Kardashian.
1481
01:04:43,520 --> 01:04:45,400
{\an2}Richard, Lou. Did you get this?
1482
01:04:45,440 --> 01:04:47,160
{\an2}Gladiators, Gardeners' World
1483
01:04:47,200 --> 01:04:48,920
{\an2}or the one with Kim Kardashian.
1484
01:04:48,960 --> 01:04:50,240
{\an1}LAUGHTER
#S
1485
01:04:50,280 --> 01:04:52,120
{\an2}Gardeners' World...
1486
01:04:52,160 --> 01:04:55,440
{\an2}..is a TV show
with a revenge vagina in it?
1487
01:04:55,480 --> 01:04:57,600
{\an2}Yeah. It's actually a bit of
topiary.
1488
01:04:57,640 --> 01:04:58,640
{\an1}LAUGHTER
#S
1489
01:04:59,800 --> 01:05:00,840
{\an2}Look at Nick.
1490
01:05:02,560 --> 01:05:03,600
{\an2}Every now and again,
1491
01:05:03,640 --> 01:05:05,080
{\an2}I just have to look
at Nick Mohammed,
1492
01:05:05,120 --> 01:05:06,160
{\an2}and he looks genuinely
1493
01:05:06,200 --> 01:05:09,040
{\an2}like he's been
quantum-leaped into this room.
1494
01:05:10,480 --> 01:05:11,520
{\an2}He's like this - "What?!"
1495
01:05:13,360 --> 01:05:15,800
{\an2}One minute he was skiing
in the woods...
1496
01:05:18,400 --> 01:05:21,040
{\an2}It was All's Fair,
starring Kim Kardashian.
1497
01:05:21,080 --> 01:05:24,440
{\an2}Got 3% on Rotten Tomatoes, which
is more than Jimmy pays in tax.
1498
01:05:27,280 --> 01:05:29,240
{\an2}I wish!
1499
01:05:29,280 --> 01:05:30,800
{\an2}Points there to
Jonathan and Nick.
1500
01:05:30,840 --> 01:05:33,680
{\an2}Yes. OK. All right.
APPLAUSE
#S
1501
01:05:33,720 --> 01:05:35,000
{\an2}Now...
1502
01:05:35,040 --> 01:05:37,200
{\an2}We must be so far ahead now.
1503
01:05:37,240 --> 01:05:39,640
{\an2}OK. Now it is time
for a special bonus round.
1504
01:05:39,680 --> 01:05:42,160
{\an2}I'm going to show you scenes
from films released this year
1505
01:05:42,200 --> 01:05:45,880
{\an2}which have all been subtly improved
with my face.
1506
01:05:45,920 --> 01:05:47,200
{\an2}I'll play the clip.
1507
01:05:47,240 --> 01:05:49,800
{\an2}All I want you to do
is tell me, what is the film?
1508
01:05:49,840 --> 01:05:52,360
{\an2}And I want the full movie title
for each one.
1509
01:05:52,400 --> 01:05:53,440
{\an2}So here's your first one,
1510
01:05:53,480 --> 01:05:55,240
{\an2}and then write
down the answer straight afterwards.
1511
01:05:55,280 --> 01:05:57,040
{\an2}Enjoy.
1512
01:05:57,080 --> 01:05:59,200
{\an2}# On the silver screen
#M
1513
01:06:02,000 --> 01:06:06,360
{\an2}# He melts my foolish heart
in every single scene
1514
01:06:08,280 --> 01:06:13,440
{\an2}# Although I'm quite aware
that here and there are traces
1515
01:06:13,480 --> 01:06:14,720
{\an2}I think this belongs to you.
1516
01:06:17,000 --> 01:06:21,200
{\an2}# About the boy
1517
01:06:23,720 --> 01:06:25,080
{\an1}INAUDIBLE
#S
1518
01:06:25,120 --> 01:06:29,040
{\an2}# Lord knows I'm not a fool, girl...
#
1519
01:06:30,400 --> 01:06:31,680
{\an1}LAUGHTER
#S
1520
01:06:36,200 --> 01:06:38,600
{\an2}Yeah, it took me ages to get
that right, but I think I nailed it.
1521
01:06:38,640 --> 01:06:39,960
{\an2}OK, so write down the full...
1522
01:06:41,520 --> 01:06:42,720
{\an2}..the full title.
1523
01:06:44,320 --> 01:06:46,920
{\an2}The full title. OK.
Have you all got it?
1524
01:06:46,960 --> 01:06:48,680
{\an2}OK. Richard, Lou,
what have you got?
1525
01:06:48,720 --> 01:06:50,840
{\an2}Bridget Jones: Mad About the Boy.
1526
01:06:50,880 --> 01:06:54,440
{\an2}OK. Taking this very seriously now.
OK. Jonathan, Nick,
1527
01:06:54,480 --> 01:06:55,680
{\an2}what have you got?
1528
01:06:55,720 --> 01:06:57,640
{\an2}Bridget Jones: Mad About the Boy.
1529
01:06:57,680 --> 01:06:59,440
{\an2}Uh, Roisin, Katherine?
1530
01:06:59,480 --> 01:07:03,800
{\an2}Bridget Jones: Older, Wiser,
a Little Bit Sadder - Best One.
1531
01:07:05,120 --> 01:07:07,320
{\an2}Older, Wiser, a Little Bit Sadder -
Best One?
1532
01:07:07,360 --> 01:07:09,600
{\an2}Yeah. No.
1533
01:07:09,640 --> 01:07:12,520
{\an2}Well... Or is it?
..it's subjective, isn't it, art?
1534
01:07:14,120 --> 01:07:17,080
{\an2}That's what I said to Michelangelo
after he did that Dave.
1535
01:07:19,760 --> 01:07:21,800
{\an2}If it was up to me,
it'd be bigger, but, you know,
1536
01:07:21,840 --> 01:07:23,680
{\an2}how's he going to suck
it if it's that small?
1537
01:07:25,320 --> 01:07:28,880
{\an2}That was me as a dazzling version
of Renee Zellweger,
1538
01:07:28,920 --> 01:07:31,200
{\an2}and also showing off my sultry side
1539
01:07:31,240 --> 01:07:33,840
{\an2}as Leo Woodall in
Bridget Jones: Mad About the Boy.
1540
01:07:33,880 --> 01:07:35,960
{\an2}OK, next one, enjoy.
1541
01:07:36,000 --> 01:07:37,480
{\an2}What's wrong?
1542
01:07:37,520 --> 01:07:38,560
{\an2}Alex?
1543
01:07:39,760 --> 01:07:41,720
{\an2}Oh, welcome home.
1544
01:07:42,920 --> 01:07:44,200
{\an2}How are you, sweetie?
1545
01:07:46,960 --> 01:07:48,880
{\an2}Let me take a look at you.
Oh, you know,
1546
01:07:48,920 --> 01:07:51,800
{\an2}I haven't seen you
since you were a little teeny baby.
1547
01:07:51,840 --> 01:07:54,520
{\an2}What's wrong with my parents?
Oh, nothing, sweetheart.
1548
01:07:54,560 --> 01:07:55,840
{\an2}They're just fine.
1549
01:07:55,880 --> 01:07:58,080
{\an2}Mom.
1550
01:07:58,120 --> 01:07:59,160
{\an2}Hey.
1551
01:08:00,480 --> 01:08:03,600
{\an2}How was school? You see, I told you
- she's just fine.
1552
01:08:03,640 --> 01:08:04,680
{\an2}Don't worry.
1553
01:08:06,520 --> 01:08:07,560
{\an2}Alex.
1554
01:08:08,960 --> 01:08:10,200
{\an2}Now don't be rude.
1555
01:08:11,560 --> 01:08:13,600
{\an2}Why don't you sit down at the table,
because I'm making dinner.
1556
01:08:13,640 --> 01:08:15,800
{\an2}I should have asked you,
but you weren't here,
1557
01:08:15,840 --> 01:08:18,200
{\an2}so I thought mac and cheese would...
1558
01:08:18,240 --> 01:08:19,880
{\an2}Dad!
1559
01:08:19,920 --> 01:08:21,440
{\an2}Alex.
1560
01:08:21,480 --> 01:08:22,960
{\an2}She's terrifying...
1561
01:08:24,360 --> 01:08:27,800
{\an2}So what film did you think that was?
Roisin, Katherine, let's go to you.
1562
01:08:27,840 --> 01:08:29,160
{\an2}It's a zombie film.
1563
01:08:29,200 --> 01:08:30,760
{\an2}28 Years Later.
1564
01:08:30,800 --> 01:08:32,440
{\an2}Get your go bag, kid.
1565
01:08:35,280 --> 01:08:36,320
{\an2}What did you think?
1566
01:08:36,360 --> 01:08:37,760
{\an2}Weapons by Zach Cregger.
1567
01:08:37,800 --> 01:08:40,360
{\an2}Zach Cregger's masterpiece
follow-up to Barbarian.
1568
01:08:40,400 --> 01:08:42,880
{\an2}Brilliant. No!
Great film. It's a great film.
1569
01:08:42,920 --> 01:08:44,920
{\an2}Richard, Lou. Weapons.
1570
01:08:44,960 --> 01:08:47,240
{\an2}It was me
as arguably the less disturbing
1571
01:08:47,280 --> 01:08:48,960
{\an2}Aunt Gladys and Alex in Weapons.
1572
01:08:49,000 --> 01:08:51,360
{\an2}And, finally,
here's the last one.
1573
01:09:10,360 --> 01:09:13,600
{\an2}I need the full title of that movie.
Full title.
1574
01:09:13,640 --> 01:09:15,200
{\an2}You look quite good there, Jimmy.
1575
01:09:15,240 --> 01:09:17,080
{\an2}Yeah, I look all right. Yeah.
1576
01:09:17,120 --> 01:09:18,320
{\an1}LAUGHTER
#S
1577
01:09:18,360 --> 01:09:19,600
{\an2}Roisin, Katherine, what have you
got?
1578
01:09:19,640 --> 01:09:22,480
{\an2}Mission: Impossible -
Jimmy's Revenge Vagina.
1579
01:09:24,600 --> 01:09:26,920
{\an2}Not the full title. Richard, Lou.
1580
01:09:26,960 --> 01:09:28,480
{\an2}The Final Reckoning.
1581
01:09:28,520 --> 01:09:30,360
{\an2}Mission: Impossible -
The Final Reckoning.
1582
01:09:30,400 --> 01:09:33,600
{\an2}And let's go with Jonathan. I mean,
you're the film expert, Jonathan.
1583
01:09:33,640 --> 01:09:36,400
{\an2}Mission: Impossible -
Dead Reckoning Part 2.
1584
01:09:38,720 --> 01:09:41,240
{\an2}It was Mission: Impossible -
The Final Reckoning.
1585
01:09:41,280 --> 01:09:43,000
{\an2}It was The Final Reckoning.
KATHERINE: Oh, no.
1586
01:09:43,040 --> 01:09:44,080
{\an2}That's absolutely brutal.
1587
01:09:44,120 --> 01:09:46,040
{\an2}You know, I'm not someone
to avoid responsibility.
1588
01:09:46,080 --> 01:09:48,240
{\an2}But, Nick, why did you write that?!
LAUGHTER
#S
1589
01:09:48,280 --> 01:09:49,960
{\an2}Oh, I'm very sorry.
1590
01:09:51,040 --> 01:09:52,520
{\an2}I was casually hanging from a plane,
1591
01:09:52,560 --> 01:09:54,240
{\an2}making it look as effortless
as Tom Cruise
1592
01:09:54,280 --> 01:09:56,080
{\an2}in Mission: Impossible -
The Final Reckoning.
1593
01:09:56,120 --> 01:09:58,080
{\an2}So let's see
what that's done to the scores.
1594
01:09:58,120 --> 01:10:00,200
{\an8}Roisin and Katherine
have 12 points.
1595
01:10:00,240 --> 01:10:01,560
{\an8}In second place, Richard and Lou,
19.
1596
01:10:01,600 --> 01:10:02,760
{\an8}In the lead at the moment,
1597
01:10:02,800 --> 01:10:04,040
{\an8}Jonathan and Nick with 26.
1598
01:10:04,080 --> 01:10:05,080
{\an8}Come on!
1599
01:10:05,120 --> 01:10:06,560
{\an7}CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
1600
01:10:05,120 --> 01:10:06,560
{\an1}#S
1601
01:10:06,600 --> 01:10:07,680
{\an2}RICHARD: This is horseshit.
1602
01:10:07,720 --> 01:10:08,960
{\an2}Time for a break now.
1603
01:10:09,000 --> 01:10:12,280
{\an2}Stay tuned for more poolside petting
as lovebirds Chris and Samantha take
1604
01:10:12,320 --> 01:10:15,760
{\an2}a deliciously deep dive into
each other's sexy secrets.
1605
01:10:15,800 --> 01:10:17,240
{\an2}Hang on. Wait, no,
that is Love Island.
1606
01:10:17,280 --> 01:10:19,800
{\an2}Stay tuned for more questions about
Trump and your gas bill going up.
1607
01:10:19,840 --> 01:10:20,960
{\an2}See you in five.
1608
01:10:21,000 --> 01:10:22,120
{\an1}CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
#S
1609
01:10:30,760 --> 01:10:32,680
{\an2}Welcome back to
The Big Fat Quiz of the Year,
1610
01:10:32,720 --> 01:10:34,640
{\an2}the show
with more puzzling questions than
1611
01:10:34,680 --> 01:10:36,000
{\an2}the ones my missus asked me
1612
01:10:36,040 --> 01:10:38,480
{\an2}when she saw that picture of Diddy,
Epstein and me.
1613
01:10:40,440 --> 01:10:41,840
{\an2}Our next round is all about people.
1614
01:10:41,880 --> 01:10:45,640
{\an2}This year, Katy Perry and Justin
Trudeau went Instagram official,
1615
01:10:45,680 --> 01:10:48,480
{\an2}proving that, even if you're just
an airhead with a pretty face,
1616
01:10:48,520 --> 01:10:50,360
{\an2}you can still hook up with
Katy Perry.
1617
01:10:51,760 --> 01:10:54,280
{\an2}In March,
Scotland's former first minister
1618
01:10:54,320 --> 01:10:57,120
{\an2}Nicola Sturgeon announced
that she was leaving Parliament,
1619
01:10:57,160 --> 01:10:58,600
{\an2}freeing her up to get back to doing
1620
01:10:58,640 --> 01:11:01,560
{\an2}what she does best - looking like
one of the Krankies.
1621
01:11:04,800 --> 01:11:07,000
{\an2}In September, Angela Rayner resigned
1622
01:11:07,040 --> 01:11:10,200
{\an2}as deputy prime minister
after failing to pay enough tax.
1623
01:11:10,240 --> 01:11:11,520
{\an2}There's no joke here.
1624
01:11:11,560 --> 01:11:14,320
{\an2}I just want to say
game recognise game.
1625
01:11:16,480 --> 01:11:18,440
{\an2}OK, time for some more questions.
First up,
1626
01:11:18,480 --> 01:11:20,480
{\an2}it's over to esteemed actor
Charles Dance.
1627
01:11:20,520 --> 01:11:23,720
{\an2}He's reading an extract from a
famous person's autobiography
1628
01:11:23,760 --> 01:11:24,840
{\an2}released this year.
1629
01:11:24,880 --> 01:11:27,160
{\an2}All I want to know is,
who is the mystery author?
1630
01:11:27,200 --> 01:11:28,560
{\an2}Over to you, Charles.
1631
01:11:28,600 --> 01:11:29,600
{\an2}Chapter seven.
1632
01:11:30,880 --> 01:11:33,520
{\an2}Before I went on set,
Liam Neeson
1633
01:11:33,560 --> 01:11:37,760
{\an2}very sweetly took me aside
and gave me a pep talk.
1634
01:11:37,800 --> 01:11:39,240
{\an2}IN ACCENT: "You stick to your guns
1635
01:11:39,280 --> 01:11:42,000
{\an2}"about what you are and
aren't going to do," he said.
1636
01:11:42,040 --> 01:11:43,120
{\an1}STUDIO AUDIENCE LAUGHS
#S
1637
01:11:43,160 --> 01:11:44,560
{\an2}It was very kind of him.
1638
01:11:44,600 --> 01:11:48,680
{\an2}But it was also a shock to be
up so close to Liam Neeson,
1639
01:11:48,720 --> 01:11:52,440
{\an2}and all I could think was,
"My God, he's attractive."
1640
01:11:53,640 --> 01:11:57,760
{\an2}Just then I saw Claudia Schiffer
walking past my trailer,
1641
01:11:57,800 --> 01:12:02,960
{\an2}looking absolutely gorgeous
and, of course, fully clothed.
1642
01:12:03,000 --> 01:12:07,440
{\an2}Once she'd gone, the costume people
came in with the underwear.
1643
01:12:08,520 --> 01:12:11,840
{\an2}In my panic, I put my thong on
the wrong way round.
1644
01:12:12,920 --> 01:12:15,120
{\an2}Once I'd got it on
the right way round,
1645
01:12:15,160 --> 01:12:19,560
{\an2}they stuck it with tape
and started cutting the sides off.
1646
01:12:19,600 --> 01:12:23,240
{\an2}All I had was the tiniest
triangle at the front
1647
01:12:23,280 --> 01:12:26,280
{\an2}and the smallest
sliver of material at the back.
1648
01:12:27,400 --> 01:12:32,120
{\an2}Martin wore something that
was like an olden days coin pouch.
1649
01:12:32,160 --> 01:12:36,360
{\an2}Open it, put everything in
and draw it tight.
1650
01:12:39,600 --> 01:12:40,600
{\an1}STUDIO AUDIENCE LAUGHS
#S
1651
01:12:42,760 --> 01:12:45,080
{\an2}So whose biography was that?
1652
01:12:45,120 --> 01:12:46,680
{\an2}JONATHAN: OK.
Oh, yes, I see.
1653
01:12:46,720 --> 01:12:47,920
{\an2}Donald Trump and Elon Musk
1654
01:12:47,960 --> 01:12:50,160
{\an2}have had a tumultuous relationship
this year.
1655
01:12:50,200 --> 01:12:52,880
{\an2}In May, they fell out over Trump's
big, beautiful bill.
1656
01:12:52,920 --> 01:12:55,400
{\an2}But back in February,
they were best friends.
1657
01:12:55,440 --> 01:12:59,040
{\an2}Can you complete Musk's X post from
that time?
1658
01:12:59,080 --> 01:13:02,800
{\an2}I love Donald Trump as much as...
1659
01:13:02,840 --> 01:13:05,200
{\an2}..what? What did he say?
1660
01:13:05,240 --> 01:13:07,760
{\an2}Oh. What did Elon love Trump as much
as.
1661
01:13:08,920 --> 01:13:10,120
{\an2}Nick's got it.
1662
01:13:10,160 --> 01:13:12,080
{\an2}OK.
1663
01:13:12,120 --> 01:13:14,560
{\an2}Bob Prevost hit the headlines
this year.
1664
01:13:14,600 --> 01:13:18,200
{\an2}He's a 70-year-old man from Chicago
who landed himself a new job.
1665
01:13:18,240 --> 01:13:20,160
{\an2}Who is he?
1666
01:13:20,200 --> 01:13:25,200
{\an2}Bob, Bob Prevost, he's from Chicago,
and he got a new job aged 70.
1667
01:13:25,240 --> 01:13:26,960
{\an2}Why did he make the news?
1668
01:13:27,000 --> 01:13:28,520
{\an2}Is it horse related?
1669
01:13:28,560 --> 01:13:30,880
{\an2}It is not horse related.
1670
01:13:30,920 --> 01:13:31,920
{\an1}KATHERINE LAUGHS
#S
1671
01:13:33,280 --> 01:13:34,840
{\an2}We're trying so hard now.
1672
01:13:34,880 --> 01:13:36,480
{\an2}How many points do we need to...?
1673
01:13:36,520 --> 01:13:38,160
{\an2}We have a 14-point gap?
1674
01:13:38,200 --> 01:13:39,920
{\an2}You've got a 14-point gap...
1675
01:13:39,960 --> 01:13:43,160
{\an2}Out answers now look like the
scrawlings you find in the Arctic
1676
01:13:43,200 --> 01:13:46,800
{\an2}when people have left notes behind.
1677
01:13:48,680 --> 01:13:50,600
{\an2}It's just very funny, isn't it?
1678
01:13:50,640 --> 01:13:51,640
{\an1}LAUGHTER
#S
1679
01:13:52,640 --> 01:13:54,400
{\an2}Now it's over to singer-songwriter
1680
01:13:54,440 --> 01:13:57,000
{\an2}Cat Burns for our last question
in this round.
1681
01:13:57,040 --> 01:14:01,040
{\an2}Hi, Jimmy. I learnt a thing or two
about betrayal and keeping secrets
1682
01:14:01,080 --> 01:14:04,920
{\an2}this year. But back in July,
two members of the public went viral
1683
01:14:04,960 --> 01:14:08,360
{\an2}and were accused of betrayal
after attending a concert.
1684
01:14:08,400 --> 01:14:10,840
{\an2}Can you tell me
what they were accused of?
1685
01:14:10,880 --> 01:14:12,640
{\an2}So Cat wants to know why two members
of the public
1686
01:14:12,680 --> 01:14:14,800
{\an2}went viral and were accused of
betrayal
1687
01:14:14,840 --> 01:14:17,040
{\an2}after attending a concert in July.
1688
01:14:17,080 --> 01:14:19,520
{\an2}Jonathan, Nick, could you write
something down
1689
01:14:19,560 --> 01:14:21,440
{\an2}for the 70-year-old man
from Chicago?
1690
01:14:21,480 --> 01:14:23,840
{\an2}We're taking this very seriously.
Well, write something down.
1691
01:14:23,880 --> 01:14:25,160
{\an2}Well, we're trying to...
1692
01:14:25,200 --> 01:14:26,800
{\an2}He loves it
when you write something down.
1693
01:14:26,840 --> 01:14:28,320
{\an2}It all he cares about.
1694
01:14:28,360 --> 01:14:31,080
{\an2}He's obsessed with pens and paper.
1695
01:14:31,120 --> 01:14:32,720
{\an2}Screens, actually, Roisin...
1696
01:14:32,760 --> 01:14:33,960
{\an2}ROISIN: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Cos of the...
1697
01:14:35,680 --> 01:14:38,280
{\an2}So, ready for answers?
They've written something down. OK.
1698
01:14:38,320 --> 01:14:40,760
{\an2}Yeah. All right. Charles Dance read
an excerpt from an autobiography
1699
01:14:40,800 --> 01:14:43,040
{\an2}from this year. What did you all
put? Roisin, Katherine,
1700
01:14:43,080 --> 01:14:45,760
{\an2}you've probably got this. Who do you
think? We did not know.
1701
01:14:45,800 --> 01:14:48,640
{\an2}Well, who do you think? We guessed
Jane Fonda.
1702
01:14:48,680 --> 01:14:50,560
{\an2}Richard, Lou, you've
gone with...
1703
01:14:50,600 --> 01:14:52,240
{\an2}Brooklyn Beckham.
Brooklyn Beckham.
1704
01:14:52,280 --> 01:14:54,880
{\an2}You think that's Brooklyn Beckham.
OK. A really good guess.
1705
01:14:54,920 --> 01:14:57,440
{\an2}And Jonathan, Nick, you've gone
for...?
1706
01:14:57,480 --> 01:14:58,760
{\an2}Joanna Page.
1707
01:14:58,800 --> 01:15:01,000
{\an2}Well, let's go over to Charles Dance
to see.
1708
01:15:01,040 --> 01:15:05,240
{\an2}That was an excerpt
from Lush by Joanna Page.
1709
01:15:06,320 --> 01:15:08,640
{\an2}It was right. The star of
Gavin and Stacey, Joanna Page, yeah.
1710
01:15:08,680 --> 01:15:10,520
{\an2}APPLAUSE
Nailed it.
#S
1711
01:15:10,560 --> 01:15:12,520
{\an2}I've not read the book, but everyone
Charles Dance referenced
1712
01:15:12,560 --> 01:15:13,720
{\an2}was in Love Actually. Yeah.
1713
01:15:13,760 --> 01:15:15,000
{\an2}ROISIN: Oh, wow.
1714
01:15:15,040 --> 01:15:16,400
{\an2}So you could have got it
by deduction.
1715
01:15:16,440 --> 01:15:19,280
{\an2}True, true. Oh, Detective...Nick.
1716
01:15:19,320 --> 01:15:21,080
{\an1}LAUGHTER
#S
1717
01:15:21,120 --> 01:15:25,080
{\an2}OK, next, I asked you to complete
Elon Musk's X post from February.
1718
01:15:27,560 --> 01:15:28,920
{\an2}..what?
1719
01:15:28,960 --> 01:15:32,480
{\an2}I love at RealDonaldTrump
as much as sucking my own dick.
1720
01:15:32,520 --> 01:15:33,520
{\an1}LAUGHTER
#S
1721
01:15:34,760 --> 01:15:36,680
{\an2}That's a lot of love.
OK, Jonathan, Nick?
1722
01:15:36,720 --> 01:15:40,560
{\an2}We put "as much as a straight
man can love another straight man".
1723
01:15:41,720 --> 01:15:44,560
{\an2}OK, Roisin, Katherine.
We also knew it was,
1724
01:15:44,600 --> 01:15:46,160
{\an2}"I love RealDonaldTrump as much
1725
01:15:46,200 --> 01:15:48,440
{\an2}"as a straight
man can love another straight man."
1726
01:15:48,480 --> 01:15:50,440
{\an2}RICHARD: We did know that.
1727
01:15:50,480 --> 01:15:51,840
{\an2}Oh, have you written
that underneath?
1728
01:15:51,880 --> 01:15:53,800
{\an2}Yeah. We were just trying
to have a bit of a laugh.
1729
01:15:53,840 --> 01:15:55,240
{\an2}Yeah. Yeah, it's fine.
It's that time of night.
1730
01:15:55,280 --> 01:15:57,080
{\an2}Yeah, fine, have a laugh.
Great plan.
1731
01:15:57,120 --> 01:15:58,720
{\an1}LAUGHTER
#S
1732
01:16:00,520 --> 01:16:03,880
{\an2}OK, so I asked you
who Bob Prevost from Chicago was.
1733
01:16:03,920 --> 01:16:05,240
{\an2}Jonathan, Nick,
you probably got this.
1734
01:16:05,280 --> 01:16:06,800
{\an2}What did you put? Nick went with...
1735
01:16:06,840 --> 01:16:09,400
{\an2}That he just sort of founded a new
airline.
1736
01:16:09,440 --> 01:16:10,600
{\an2}Ah. No.
1737
01:16:10,640 --> 01:16:12,360
{\an2}Ugh, very close.
And I put,
1738
01:16:12,400 --> 01:16:14,440
{\an2}is he the new voice of SpongeBob
1739
01:16:14,480 --> 01:16:16,720
{\an2}or did he become a king?
1740
01:16:16,760 --> 01:16:19,400
{\an2}Oh, the last one is genuinely
very close.
1741
01:16:19,440 --> 01:16:21,200
{\an2}Wow. Oh, I know what it is now!
1742
01:16:21,240 --> 01:16:23,600
{\an2}Yeah, but it's too late, so...
LAUGHTER
#S
1743
01:16:23,640 --> 01:16:24,800
{\an2}Richard, Lou?
1744
01:16:24,840 --> 01:16:27,480
{\an2}As well as selling fun blankets,
1745
01:16:27,520 --> 01:16:28,720
{\an2}Pope. Pope.
1746
01:16:28,760 --> 01:16:29,880
{\an2}Yeah. Yes.
1747
01:16:29,920 --> 01:16:31,080
{\an2}What did you put?
1748
01:16:31,120 --> 01:16:33,880
{\an2}We put down... Tell them
what you put down. We put down,
1749
01:16:33,920 --> 01:16:35,960
{\an2}"Bob Prevost is from Chicago."
1750
01:16:37,840 --> 01:16:39,320
{\an2}Before Robert Francis Prevost
1751
01:16:39,360 --> 01:16:41,160
{\an2}became Pope,
he was known as Bob to his friends.
1752
01:16:41,200 --> 01:16:43,080
{\an2}So he's Bob Pope.
1753
01:16:43,120 --> 01:16:44,880
{\an2}LAUGHTER
Bob Pope, that man became the Pope.
#S
1754
01:16:44,920 --> 01:16:46,000
{\an2}Look at him there.
1755
01:16:46,040 --> 01:16:48,720
{\an2}OK. Cat Burns wanted to know
why two members of the public
1756
01:16:48,760 --> 01:16:50,720
{\an2}went viral and were accused of
betrayal
1757
01:16:50,760 --> 01:16:52,880
{\an2}after attending a concert in July.
What did you all put?
1758
01:16:52,920 --> 01:16:54,160
{\an2}Did you all get this?
1759
01:16:54,200 --> 01:16:55,400
{\an2}Cheating CEOs.
1760
01:16:55,440 --> 01:16:56,520
{\an2}Coldplay concert.
1761
01:16:56,560 --> 01:16:57,920
{\an2}OK. Jonathan and Nick?
1762
01:16:57,960 --> 01:16:59,800
{\an2}Accused of
having an affair after they were
1763
01:16:59,840 --> 01:17:02,160
{\an2}witnessed canoodling at a Coldplay
gig.
1764
01:17:02,200 --> 01:17:03,800
{\an2}Yeah. Go, Richard, Lou.
1765
01:17:03,840 --> 01:17:05,160
{\an2}For liking Coldplay.
1766
01:17:08,800 --> 01:17:11,880
{\an2}I actually do like Coldplay, but I
support him with that joke. Yeah.
1767
01:17:11,920 --> 01:17:13,000
{\an1}LAUGHTER
#S
1768
01:17:13,040 --> 01:17:14,120
{\an2}Let's take a look.
1769
01:17:16,160 --> 01:17:18,120
{\an2}Yeah. Oh, look at these two.
1770
01:17:18,160 --> 01:17:20,200
{\an2}All right, come on. You're OK.
1771
01:17:20,240 --> 01:17:23,120
{\an2}Oh, what?
CHRIS MARTIN CHUCKLES
#S
1772
01:17:23,160 --> 01:17:25,520
{\an2}Either they're having an affair
or they're just very shy.
1773
01:17:29,680 --> 01:17:31,480
{\an2}Wowzers! Oh!
1774
01:17:31,520 --> 01:17:33,440
{\an2}So, what have you got as the answer?
What have you actually written?
1775
01:17:33,480 --> 01:17:35,080
{\an2}We put kiss cam. Coldplay kiss cam.
Kiss cam. Kiss cam.
1776
01:17:35,120 --> 01:17:36,920
{\an2}Well, when you've got a kiss cam,
you've got to be responsible.
1777
01:17:36,960 --> 01:17:40,800
{\an2}You've got to know people are
legit couples if you use a kiss cam.
1778
01:17:40,840 --> 01:17:42,520
{\an2}Look, I've got one here.
I'll use it.
1779
01:17:42,560 --> 01:17:44,160
{\an2}Look. Oh, God. Kiss cam.
1780
01:17:44,200 --> 01:17:45,640
{\an2}Kiss cam the couple.
1781
01:17:45,680 --> 01:17:47,800
{\an2}Good ahead. I do it properly.
1782
01:17:47,840 --> 01:17:49,840
{\an2}Aw, little kiss cam.
1783
01:17:49,880 --> 01:17:52,000
{\an2}There you go, look,
there's a kiss cam.
1784
01:17:52,040 --> 01:17:53,040
{\an2}Look at that.
1785
01:17:54,120 --> 01:17:55,680
{\an2}Aw, little kiss cam.
1786
01:17:55,720 --> 01:17:57,440
{\an2}It's all right. Nice.
1787
01:18:02,080 --> 01:18:03,320
{\an2}Bobby!
1788
01:18:10,240 --> 01:18:13,000
{\an2}Katherine, I'm not mistaken -
that was your husband, yeah?
1789
01:18:13,040 --> 01:18:14,440
{\an2}I knew this day would come.
1790
01:18:15,880 --> 01:18:16,920
{\an2}All right, points all round there.
1791
01:18:16,960 --> 01:18:18,640
{\an2}Let's see
what that's done to the scores.
1792
01:18:18,680 --> 01:18:19,720
{\an8}I can tell you that, uh,
1793
01:18:19,760 --> 01:18:21,200
{\an8}Roisin and Katherine have 14,
1794
01:18:21,240 --> 01:18:23,000
{\an8}not that far behind Richard and Lou,
1795
01:18:23,040 --> 01:18:24,120
{\an8}who have 22.
1796
01:18:24,160 --> 01:18:26,480
{\an2}In the lead, Jonathan and Nick,
29 points. KATHERINE: Wow. Come on.
1797
01:18:26,520 --> 01:18:28,080
{\an1}CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
#S
1798
01:18:28,120 --> 01:18:29,960
{\an1}APPLAUSE DROWNS SPEECH
1799
01:18:30,000 --> 01:18:33,200
{\an2}That is it for this part, I'm off to
accidentally kiss my co-worker
1800
01:18:33,240 --> 01:18:34,480
{\an2}and ruin my career.
1801
01:18:34,520 --> 01:18:35,800
{\an2}Richard, brace yourself.
1802
01:18:35,840 --> 01:18:36,960
{\an1}CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
#S
1803
01:18:46,800 --> 01:18:49,880
{\an2}Welcome back to the final part of
The Big Fat Quiz of the Year 2025,
1804
01:18:49,920 --> 01:18:53,440
{\an2}the show that lasts almost
as long as the year it's about.
1805
01:18:53,480 --> 01:18:55,520
{\an2}This round is all about
water cooler moments.
1806
01:18:55,560 --> 01:18:58,960
{\an2}Marks and Spencer's brought out
a strawberries and cream sandwich,
1807
01:18:59,000 --> 01:19:00,600
{\an2}and that was just for starters.
1808
01:19:00,640 --> 01:19:03,160
{\an2}Or main course or pudding -
I can't work it out.
1809
01:19:03,200 --> 01:19:06,760
{\an2}It's like steak and kidney trifle
or banana lasagne.
1810
01:19:06,800 --> 01:19:09,120
{\an2}With hindsight, of course,
M&S should have invested more
1811
01:19:09,160 --> 01:19:11,320
{\an2}in developing
an internet security sandwich.
1812
01:19:14,000 --> 01:19:16,160
{\an2}People debated online about
who would win
1813
01:19:16,200 --> 01:19:19,080
{\an2}in a fight between 100 men
or a gorilla.
1814
01:19:19,120 --> 01:19:21,400
{\an2}I'm with the gorilla.
I reckon I could beat off 100 men.
1815
01:19:21,440 --> 01:19:23,040
{\an2}If Katherine Ryan could do it,
I could do it.
1816
01:19:27,960 --> 01:19:30,120
{\an2}It's how she keeps her skin looking
so young.
1817
01:19:30,160 --> 01:19:31,240
{\an1}LAUGHTER
#S
1818
01:19:31,280 --> 01:19:32,960
{\an2}OK, time for our final set of
questions.
1819
01:19:33,000 --> 01:19:34,960
{\an2}All right, first off,
take a look at this excited lot
1820
01:19:35,000 --> 01:19:37,480
{\an2}and tell me
what must-have item of the year
1821
01:19:37,520 --> 01:19:39,920
{\an2}are they all enthusiastically
talking about?
1822
01:19:39,960 --> 01:19:42,160
{\an2}It's scary when you have
to stop selling a product because
1823
01:19:42,200 --> 01:19:43,640
{\an2}cos everyone's getting angry
about it, yeah.
1824
01:19:43,680 --> 01:19:44,800
{\an2}I hated them at first,
1825
01:19:44,840 --> 01:19:46,320
{\an2}but then they grew on me
and they're really cute.
1826
01:19:46,360 --> 01:19:47,440
{\an2}They've got little ears
1827
01:19:47,480 --> 01:19:49,320
{\an2}and they've got
these little devilish smiles.
1828
01:19:49,360 --> 01:19:51,880
{\an2}They're like them ugly fuglies
but they're actually wearable.
1829
01:19:51,920 --> 01:19:53,280
{\an2}It's like a Kinder Surprise.
1830
01:19:53,320 --> 01:19:54,640
{\an2}What's inside? Or a Happy Meal.
1831
01:19:54,680 --> 01:19:56,400
{\an2}You're like, "Oh, my gosh,
what could I get?"
1832
01:19:56,440 --> 01:20:00,080
{\an2}People have been fighting in the
queues. Get a life! Get a life!
1833
01:20:00,120 --> 01:20:01,960
{\an2}Don't fight over monster teddies.
1834
01:20:02,000 --> 01:20:03,960
{\an2}Yeah, do something else with your
life.
1835
01:20:05,560 --> 01:20:07,920
{\an2}What are those northerners
going on about?
1836
01:20:07,960 --> 01:20:09,440
{\an1}LAUGHTER
#S
1837
01:20:09,480 --> 01:20:11,120
{\an2}OK, what are they...what are they
talking about?
1838
01:20:11,160 --> 01:20:13,320
{\an2}I've got one. I've got two.
OK. You've got two?
1839
01:20:13,360 --> 01:20:16,240
{\an2}Well, yeah, they're for the kids,
but, yeah. But I've got one for me.
1840
01:20:16,280 --> 01:20:18,680
{\an2}Oh.
LAUGHTER
#S
1841
01:20:18,720 --> 01:20:21,640
{\an2}What do these three people all have
in common this year?
1842
01:20:21,680 --> 01:20:24,720
{\an2}Jason Isaacs in The White Lotus,
a zombie from 28 Years Later
1843
01:20:24,760 --> 01:20:26,600
{\an2}and Travis Kelce. Something happened
1844
01:20:26,640 --> 01:20:28,160
{\an2}to all of them this year.
1845
01:20:28,200 --> 01:20:29,880
{\an2}Oh. Oh, oh, oh.
1846
01:20:29,920 --> 01:20:31,640
{\an2}God, you're a font of knowledge.
1847
01:20:33,080 --> 01:20:35,520
{\an2}Absolutely nailed it. Yeah.
1848
01:20:35,560 --> 01:20:38,480
{\an2}Over to star of
The Big Bang Theory Kunal Nayyar
1849
01:20:38,520 --> 01:20:40,000
{\an2}for our next question.
1850
01:20:40,040 --> 01:20:43,600
{\an2}Hi, Jimmy. My new film,
Christmas Karma,
1851
01:20:43,640 --> 01:20:45,400
{\an2}is a modern day adaptation of
1852
01:20:45,440 --> 01:20:47,480
{\an2}A Christmas Carol
that sees my character,
1853
01:20:47,520 --> 01:20:52,560
{\an2}Mr Sood, go on a magical journey to
discover the meaning of Christmas.
1854
01:20:52,600 --> 01:20:55,000
{\an2}Right? Someone else who completed
1855
01:20:55,040 --> 01:20:58,280
{\an2}a big journey this year
was Rory McIlroy,
1856
01:20:58,320 --> 01:21:02,440
{\an2}when he won the Masters and finally
achieved his career Grand Slam.
1857
01:21:02,480 --> 01:21:06,720
{\an2}But can your teams tell me
what surprising TV show
1858
01:21:06,760 --> 01:21:09,560
{\an2}he said he watched in preparation
1859
01:21:09,600 --> 01:21:11,840
{\an2}for the final round of
the tournament?
1860
01:21:11,880 --> 01:21:13,240
{\an2}Oh, I know this.
1861
01:21:13,280 --> 01:21:14,280
{\an2}Well, write it down.
1862
01:21:14,320 --> 01:21:16,120
{\an1}LAUGHTER
#S
1863
01:21:16,160 --> 01:21:19,120
{\an2}OK, so what surprising TV show
did golfing legend
1864
01:21:19,160 --> 01:21:20,320
{\an2}Rory McIlroy
1865
01:21:20,360 --> 01:21:24,400
{\an2}say watched whilst preparing
for the final round of the Masters?
1866
01:21:25,760 --> 01:21:27,680
{\an2}All right, final question
in this round.
1867
01:21:27,720 --> 01:21:29,960
{\an2}In the summer, a British
clubber dubbed
1868
01:21:30,000 --> 01:21:33,840
{\an2}the Ibiza Final Boss went viral
after a clip of him partying
1869
01:21:33,880 --> 01:21:36,880
{\an2}in Ibiza was viewed more than
18 million times.
1870
01:21:36,920 --> 01:21:38,880
{\an2}His unique appearance drew a lot
of attention,
1871
01:21:38,920 --> 01:21:40,440
{\an2}but can you draw three
1872
01:21:40,480 --> 01:21:43,000
{\an2}of his distinguishing features
from memory?
1873
01:21:43,040 --> 01:21:46,720
{\an2}Under your desks, you will find
a large canvas with a face on it.
1874
01:21:46,760 --> 01:21:48,520
{\an2}Please draw what you remember.
1875
01:21:48,560 --> 01:21:50,160
{\an2}A point per feature,
1876
01:21:50,200 --> 01:21:55,080
{\an2}three distinguishing features of
the Ibiza Final Boss.
1877
01:21:55,120 --> 01:21:56,640
{\an2}OK. That's it.
1878
01:21:56,680 --> 01:21:59,440
{\an2}You see? This is perfect.
1879
01:21:59,480 --> 01:22:01,440
{\an2}Oh, there's a lot of
colouring-in going on over there.
1880
01:22:01,480 --> 01:22:02,720
{\an1}LAUGHTER
#S
1881
01:22:02,760 --> 01:22:04,120
{\an2}Oh, it's actually brilliant.
1882
01:22:04,160 --> 01:22:06,080
{\an2}Yeah, we're just colouring... Is it?
1883
01:22:06,120 --> 01:22:09,840
{\an2}Not since Mickey Angelo's
Dave has something looked so good.
1884
01:22:11,520 --> 01:22:14,360
{\an2}Ayoade's suddenly got very artistic.
1885
01:22:14,400 --> 01:22:16,160
{\an2}He's always been artistic.
1886
01:22:16,200 --> 01:22:17,200
{\an1}LAUGHTER
#S
1887
01:22:20,000 --> 01:22:22,000
{\an2}This is not the time
for a diagnosis.
1888
01:22:24,240 --> 01:22:27,600
{\an2}OK. Are you ready for answers? Yeah,
we are ready. We're ready. Yeah.
1889
01:22:27,640 --> 01:22:30,320
{\an2}So I asked you
what must-have item of the year
1890
01:22:30,360 --> 01:22:33,720
{\an2}people were animatedly discussing.
What did you all put?
1891
01:22:33,760 --> 01:22:37,280
{\an2}ALL, VARIOUSLY: Labubus.
1892
01:22:37,320 --> 01:22:38,680
{\an2}A Labubu.
1893
01:22:38,720 --> 01:22:40,320
{\an2}It was, of course, Labubus.
1894
01:22:40,360 --> 01:22:41,720
{\an2}They're like little Teletubbies.
1895
01:22:41,760 --> 01:22:45,480
{\an2}Yeah, but you got to watch out
for the fake ones - the Fabubus.
1896
01:22:45,520 --> 01:22:48,360
{\an2}Or Lafufus.
Are they Lafufus or Fabubus?
1897
01:22:48,400 --> 01:22:49,880
{\an2}Lafufus.
1898
01:22:49,920 --> 01:22:53,840
{\an2}Why aren't Teletubbies
suing them into the high heavens?
1899
01:22:53,880 --> 01:22:55,680
{\an2}Because they've got
little funny teeth.
1900
01:22:55,720 --> 01:22:57,920
{\an2}Oh, they got little teeth,
have they? Oh, fair enough.
1901
01:22:57,960 --> 01:22:58,960
{\an1}LAUGHTER
#S
1902
01:22:59,960 --> 01:23:02,040
{\an2}Points all round. Next, I asked you
1903
01:23:02,080 --> 01:23:04,280
{\an2}what these three people had
in common.
1904
01:23:04,320 --> 01:23:05,560
{\an2}Roisin, Katherine, did you get this?
1905
01:23:05,600 --> 01:23:07,600
{\an2}We, of course, knew.
What was the answer.
1906
01:23:07,640 --> 01:23:11,520
{\an2}I waited for a question
to be in my exact wheelhouse.
1907
01:23:11,560 --> 01:23:13,240
{\an2}All three have had
1908
01:23:13,280 --> 01:23:15,320
{\an2}big penis trouble.
1909
01:23:15,360 --> 01:23:19,680
{\an2}Um, am I right, ladies? This
White Lotus actor, Jason Isaacs,
1910
01:23:19,720 --> 01:23:22,440
{\an2}um, he had a prosthetic penis,
we think.
1911
01:23:22,480 --> 01:23:24,240
{\an2}And then loads of people chatted
about it
1912
01:23:24,280 --> 01:23:27,960
{\an2}and then he's like, don't talk about
my huge penis being real or not.
1913
01:23:28,000 --> 01:23:29,720
{\an2}And then the zombie had a big dick.
1914
01:23:29,760 --> 01:23:32,280
{\an2}And then Travis Kelce
probably has a big dick.
1915
01:23:32,320 --> 01:23:35,040
{\an2}And then Taylor Swift
released music about it.
1916
01:23:35,080 --> 01:23:36,680
{\an2}A song. Redwood.
1917
01:23:36,720 --> 01:23:37,920
{\an2}It was just called Wood.
1918
01:23:37,960 --> 01:23:40,240
{\an2}Just called Wood, apparently.
But Redwood is one of the lyrics.
1919
01:23:40,280 --> 01:23:42,200
{\an2}We go to our Taylor Swift expert.
1920
01:23:42,240 --> 01:23:43,680
{\an2}No, I...
1921
01:23:43,720 --> 01:23:45,920
{\an2}I asked Nick
because he went straight
1922
01:23:45,960 --> 01:23:48,840
{\an2}for the big penis angle
of this question.
1923
01:23:48,880 --> 01:23:50,400
{\an2}And then I said,
"Who is this gentleman here?"
1924
01:23:50,440 --> 01:23:51,800
{\an2}And he said, "He's Travis Kelce.
1925
01:23:51,840 --> 01:23:53,520
{\an2}"He's soon to be married
to Taylor Swift."
1926
01:23:53,560 --> 01:23:55,120
{\an2}And I said, "How do you know this
about his penis?"
1927
01:23:55,160 --> 01:23:57,720
{\an2}And he said because Taylor's
written a song called Wood.
1928
01:23:57,760 --> 01:23:59,480
{\an2}Richard, did you get this?
You got this,right?
1929
01:23:59,520 --> 01:24:01,720
{\an2}Prenups. ROISIN: Prenups?
1930
01:24:01,760 --> 01:24:02,920
{\an2}They all have prenups.
1931
01:24:02,960 --> 01:24:07,440
{\an2}You think the zombie
in 28 Years Later had a prenup?
1932
01:24:07,480 --> 01:24:09,600
{\an2}That's the first thing I'd get from
the zombie.
1933
01:24:10,840 --> 01:24:12,960
{\an2}Any other answers? There seemed to
be a lot of stuff written down.
1934
01:24:13,000 --> 01:24:14,360
{\an2}Bowel irregularity.
1935
01:24:14,400 --> 01:24:16,600
{\an2}We don't... Look
at the way he's holding that pillow.
1936
01:24:16,640 --> 01:24:18,240
{\an2}Yeah. Classic.
1937
01:24:19,360 --> 01:24:21,040
{\an2}And what was the other?
They're all Virgos.
1938
01:24:21,080 --> 01:24:24,200
{\an2}They're all Virgos. And you think
that's what they had in common?
1939
01:24:24,240 --> 01:24:25,600
{\an2}JONATHAN: I mean, it could be.
1940
01:24:25,640 --> 01:24:27,400
{\an2}A zombie prenup is always a good
idea,
1941
01:24:27,440 --> 01:24:31,240
{\an2}but they rarely get divorced
because, unlike many wealthy men,
1942
01:24:31,280 --> 01:24:34,160
{\an2}zombies choose women
for their bra-a-a-ains.
1943
01:24:34,200 --> 01:24:35,600
{\an1}MIXED REACTION
#S
1944
01:24:35,640 --> 01:24:37,320
{\an2}Shut up! Come on!
1945
01:24:37,360 --> 01:24:39,280
{\an1}APPLAUSE
#S
1946
01:24:39,320 --> 01:24:40,320
{\an2}Nice.
1947
01:24:47,640 --> 01:24:48,880
{\an2}I can tell you they all went viral
1948
01:24:48,920 --> 01:24:50,320
{\an2}because people were discussing their
penises.
1949
01:24:50,360 --> 01:24:52,480
{\an2}OK. OK? Jason Isaacs
in White Lotus,
1950
01:24:52,520 --> 01:24:54,680
{\an2}the alpha zombie in 28 Years Later
1951
01:24:54,720 --> 01:24:57,400
{\an2}and Taylor Swift featured a song
on her album called Wood,
1952
01:24:57,440 --> 01:25:01,040
{\an2}which many fans believe is about
Travis Kelsey's manhood.
1953
01:25:01,080 --> 01:25:02,880
{\an2}And Jonathan said a funny thing
that you missed.
1954
01:25:02,920 --> 01:25:05,120
{\an2}Go on. No, it
wasn't that fucking funny.
1955
01:25:05,160 --> 01:25:06,280
{\an1}LAUGHTER
#S
1956
01:25:06,320 --> 01:25:07,640
{\an2}Go on! I thought it was quite funny.
1957
01:25:07,680 --> 01:25:10,520
{\an2}I was saying - you were mentioning
prenups, and I said,
1958
01:25:10,560 --> 01:25:11,960
{\an2}"I've got a prenup allergy."
1959
01:25:12,000 --> 01:25:14,040
{\an2}Right? That's not that funny.
1960
01:25:14,080 --> 01:25:16,560
{\an2}It's really not that funny.
APPLAUSE
#S
1961
01:25:17,920 --> 01:25:19,160
{\an2}Jonathan Ross, everyone.
1962
01:25:21,720 --> 01:25:23,040
{\an2}Don't worry about standing,
Jonathan.
1963
01:25:23,080 --> 01:25:24,080
{\an2}I know you get dizzy.
1964
01:25:25,440 --> 01:25:29,040
{\an2}I think there's too much pressure
for men to have a big dick.
1965
01:25:29,080 --> 01:25:30,880
{\an2}Yeah, and I think some of the best
times
1966
01:25:30,920 --> 01:25:32,680
{\an2}I've ever had was with
a micro penis.
1967
01:25:32,720 --> 01:25:33,720
{\an2}Isn't that right, Jimmy?
1968
01:25:33,760 --> 01:25:34,760
{\an1}LAUGHTER
#S
1969
01:25:37,840 --> 01:25:39,680
{\an2}But Lou is infamously quite shallow.
1970
01:25:46,880 --> 01:25:47,920
{\an2}Here we go!
1971
01:25:50,920 --> 01:25:54,040
{\an2}Next, Kunal Nayyar asked you
what TV show
1972
01:25:54,080 --> 01:25:56,280
{\an2}Rory McIlroy said he watched
1973
01:25:56,320 --> 01:25:58,600
{\an2}in preparation
for his final round of the Masters.
1974
01:25:58,640 --> 01:26:01,720
{\an2}What did he watch? Mormon Wives.
Secret Lives of Mormon Wives.
1975
01:26:01,760 --> 01:26:04,480
{\an2}Secret Lives of Mormon Wives.
The Secret Lives of Mormon Wives.
1976
01:26:04,520 --> 01:26:06,360
{\an2}No.
1977
01:26:06,400 --> 01:26:08,680
{\an2}You don't know for sure
he didn't watch it as well.
1978
01:26:10,440 --> 01:26:11,640
{\an2}OK. Jonathan, Nick?
1979
01:26:11,680 --> 01:26:12,880
{\an2}Is it Bake Off? Bake Off?
1980
01:26:12,920 --> 01:26:15,360
{\an2}It was not bake off.
No. Richard, Lou?
1981
01:26:15,400 --> 01:26:16,840
{\an2}Celebrity Catchphrase.
1982
01:26:16,880 --> 01:26:17,880
{\an1}LAUGHTER
#S
1983
01:26:19,360 --> 01:26:22,120
{\an2}You said that so confidently.
Like, yeah.
1984
01:26:22,160 --> 01:26:25,120
{\an2}I can tell you, it was
Bridgerton.
1985
01:26:25,160 --> 01:26:26,600
{\an2}Oh! Wow.
1986
01:26:26,640 --> 01:26:28,280
{\an2}I can see it
as kind of a raunchy thing.
1987
01:26:28,320 --> 01:26:30,280
{\an2}It's about getting things
into holes, isn't it, sort of?
1988
01:26:30,320 --> 01:26:31,640
{\an1}LAUGHTER
#S
1989
01:26:31,680 --> 01:26:33,480
{\an2}Finally in this round, I asked
you
1990
01:26:33,520 --> 01:26:37,320
{\an2}to draw three distinguishing
features of the Ibiza Final Boss.
1991
01:26:37,360 --> 01:26:38,640
{\an2}Let's see your drawings.
1992
01:26:38,680 --> 01:26:41,720
{\an2}Here we go. That's good.
Oh, that is pretty good.
1993
01:26:41,760 --> 01:26:43,720
{\an1}APPLAUSE
#S
1994
01:26:45,400 --> 01:26:46,800
{\an1}APPLAUSE DROWNS SPEECH
#S
1995
01:26:49,920 --> 01:26:51,600
{\an2}You've definitely got
the chain around the neck.
1996
01:26:51,640 --> 01:26:54,000
{\an2}You've got the glasses.
I don't know whether...
1997
01:26:54,040 --> 01:26:57,320
{\an2}Have you nailed the bowl cut?
It's more of a quiff.
1998
01:26:57,360 --> 01:26:59,000
{\an2}Jonathan, is this your first time
in court?
1999
01:26:59,040 --> 01:27:01,080
{\an2}Well, no, because...
2000
01:27:01,120 --> 01:27:03,680
{\an2}I'm standing cos I figure you're
going to clap again
2001
01:27:03,720 --> 01:27:06,280
{\an2}and I don't want to have to
get down and up.
2002
01:27:06,320 --> 01:27:07,480
{\an2}Yeah, yeah.
2003
01:27:07,520 --> 01:27:09,560
{\an2}OK, Richard, Lou, let's see yours.
2004
01:27:09,600 --> 01:27:12,840
{\an2}Wow! Oh, that is. Wow.
2005
01:27:12,880 --> 01:27:14,480
{\an2}It's very good.
APPLAUSE
#S
2006
01:27:15,800 --> 01:27:17,680
{\an2}Katherine and Roisin, I saw a lot of
colouring going on.
2007
01:27:17,720 --> 01:27:19,080
{\an2}What did you get?
2008
01:27:19,120 --> 01:27:20,480
{\an2}Yeah. Pretty good.
2009
01:27:20,520 --> 01:27:21,520
{\an1}APPLAUSE
#S
2010
01:27:25,000 --> 01:27:26,400
{\an2}Three points for everyone.
I would have accepted
2011
01:27:26,440 --> 01:27:29,360
{\an2}bowl cut, glasses, chain round neck,
very white teeth,
2012
01:27:29,400 --> 01:27:30,760
{\an2}a very neat beard.
2013
01:27:30,800 --> 01:27:32,360
{\an2}OK, let's have a look at him.
2014
01:27:32,400 --> 01:27:34,200
{\an1}DANCE MUSIC PLAYS
#S
2015
01:27:39,560 --> 01:27:41,480
{\an2}Wow. OK.
2016
01:27:41,520 --> 01:27:43,640
{\an2}Oh, yeah, he's a hot-tay.
2017
01:27:45,880 --> 01:27:48,360
{\an2}So it all comes down to this.
The Big Fat Question.
2018
01:27:48,400 --> 01:27:51,840
{\an2}And to ask it, Toto, I don't think
we're in Kansas any more.
2019
01:27:51,880 --> 01:27:54,520
{\an2}Something wicked this way comes.
Defying sanity.
2020
01:27:54,560 --> 01:27:57,920
{\an2}It's Elphaba and Glinda. Yay!
2021
01:28:02,400 --> 01:28:03,600
{\an2}Oh, my God!
2022
01:28:05,320 --> 01:28:08,000
{\an2}Sorry, we're doing manual labour.
Give me a second.
2023
01:28:08,040 --> 01:28:10,480
{\an2}Thank you.
LAUGHTER
#S
2024
01:28:10,520 --> 01:28:11,520
{\an2}Oh, my God!
2025
01:28:13,360 --> 01:28:16,120
{\an2}Hello. Oh, my cape is under the
bubble.
2026
01:28:16,160 --> 01:28:18,440
{\an2}I guess I'm here now.
2027
01:28:18,480 --> 01:28:19,880
{\an2}She's melting. She's melting.
2028
01:28:19,920 --> 01:28:22,080
{\an2}Have you just run over yourself with
a bubble?
2029
01:28:22,120 --> 01:28:24,920
{\an2}I have, Jimmy, yes, I have.
Well, that seems fine. OK.
2030
01:28:24,960 --> 01:28:28,880
{\an2}Give it up for Drag Race stars
Tia Kofi and Kitty Scott-Claus.
2031
01:28:28,920 --> 01:28:30,040
{\an1}CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
#S
2032
01:28:32,160 --> 01:28:34,360
{\an2}Now you've got our final question
for us.
2033
01:28:34,400 --> 01:28:36,080
{\an2}I do indeed. Now, Wicked: For Good
2034
01:28:36,120 --> 01:28:39,200
{\an2}wasn't the biggest film of the
year... Because it was miscast.
2035
01:28:39,240 --> 01:28:40,440
{\an2}You two should have been in it.
2036
01:28:40,480 --> 01:28:42,840
{\an2}Yes, exactly. So we want to know,
2037
01:28:42,880 --> 01:28:46,400
{\an2}what was the highest-grossing movie
in the UK?
2038
01:28:46,440 --> 01:28:47,680
{\an2}What?
2039
01:28:47,720 --> 01:28:51,440
{\an2}WARBLES: And what was
the most-googled TV show in the UK?
2040
01:28:51,480 --> 01:28:53,040
{\an2}Why do you sound weird?
2041
01:28:53,080 --> 01:28:54,720
{\an2}I feel like I'm in a fish tank.
2042
01:28:56,000 --> 01:28:58,080
{\an2}Tia Kofi? Yes.
2043
01:28:58,120 --> 01:29:02,720
{\an2}The top music artist in the UK,
according to Spotify.
2044
01:29:02,760 --> 01:29:05,040
{\an2}Have we just put 50p in the meter,
have we?
2045
01:29:05,080 --> 01:29:06,080
{\an1}LAUGHTER
#S
2046
01:29:08,280 --> 01:29:09,320
{\an2}Magic.
2047
01:29:10,600 --> 01:29:11,600
{\an2}WARBLES: It's magic.
2048
01:29:12,920 --> 01:29:15,880
{\an2}Sorry, Joe, I didn't even see you
there at the other side.
2049
01:29:15,920 --> 01:29:18,120
{\an2}Are you the Wizard?
Cos that's a shit costume.
2050
01:29:19,160 --> 01:29:20,480
{\an2}You've got a shit costume.
2051
01:29:21,920 --> 01:29:23,440
{\an2}Are you one of the flying monkeys?
2052
01:29:24,640 --> 01:29:26,560
{\an2}You're a...flying monkey.
2053
01:29:28,280 --> 01:29:30,360
{\an2}Joe actually leases this bubble.
2054
01:29:30,400 --> 01:29:31,640
{\an2}It's his side hustle.
2055
01:29:31,680 --> 01:29:33,200
{\an2}WARBLES: Drag name - Lisa Bubble.
2056
01:29:33,240 --> 01:29:34,240
{\an1}LAUGHTER
#S
2057
01:29:35,640 --> 01:29:38,320
{\an2}OK. Oh, no, no... That's the
highest-grossing movie in the UK,
2058
01:29:38,360 --> 01:29:40,440
{\an2}the most-googled TV show in the UK
2059
01:29:40,480 --> 01:29:43,720
{\an2}and the top music artist
in the UK, according to Spotify.
2060
01:29:43,760 --> 01:29:46,160
{\an2}OK, teams, what have you got? What
three answers? Roisin, Katherine,
2061
01:29:46,200 --> 01:29:47,960
{\an2}what do you got?
Highest-grossing movie?
2062
01:29:48,000 --> 01:29:49,360
{\an2}We think... BOTH:
Mission: Impossible.
2063
01:29:49,400 --> 01:29:51,400
{\an2}Definitely not. OK.
We think people
2064
01:29:51,440 --> 01:29:55,760
{\an2}were googling Traitors the most
as a television show. Celeb.
2065
01:29:55,800 --> 01:29:59,520
{\an2}OK. And then we think the
highest-streamed
2066
01:29:59,560 --> 01:30:01,080
{\an2}on Spotify artist is...
2067
01:30:01,120 --> 01:30:02,200
{\an2}Oasis.
2068
01:30:02,240 --> 01:30:04,200
{\an2}Oh, get real.Well, that's...
LAUGHTER
#S
2069
01:30:04,240 --> 01:30:05,840
{\an2}ROISIN: 2025! It's five points per
correct answer,
2070
01:30:05,880 --> 01:30:07,800
{\an2}and you have got fuck all there.
2071
01:30:07,840 --> 01:30:09,560
{\an1}LAUGHTER
#S
2072
01:30:09,600 --> 01:30:11,520
{\an2}Jonathan, Nick,
what have you gone for?
2073
01:30:11,560 --> 01:30:13,880
{\an2}OK, we went
for the movie Minecraft.
2074
01:30:13,920 --> 01:30:15,280
{\an2}Five points. Huh?
2075
01:30:15,320 --> 01:30:17,400
{\an2}We went for the TV show
Adolescence.
2076
01:30:17,440 --> 01:30:19,600
{\an2}OK, now, Richard, Lou,
you've gone with...?
2077
01:30:19,640 --> 01:30:20,720
{\an2}Same, same.
2078
01:30:20,760 --> 01:30:22,200
{\an2}And you've gone with...?
Yeah. BOTH: Adolescence.
2079
01:30:22,240 --> 01:30:23,760
{\an2}OK. Spotify artist?
2080
01:30:23,800 --> 01:30:25,160
{\an2}BOTH: Taylor Swift.
2081
01:30:25,200 --> 01:30:27,160
{\an2}And you've gone with...?
Sabrina Carpenter.
2082
01:30:27,200 --> 01:30:28,360
{\an2}I can tell you...
2083
01:30:28,400 --> 01:30:30,640
{\an2}..the biggest movie was
A Minecraft Movie.
2084
01:30:30,680 --> 01:30:34,680
{\an2}I can tell you the most-googled TV
show was Adolescence in the UK.
2085
01:30:34,720 --> 01:30:36,000
{\an2}I can tell you the top music artist,
2086
01:30:36,040 --> 01:30:38,120
{\an2}according to Spotify,
was Taylor Swift.
2087
01:30:38,160 --> 01:30:40,200
{\an2}Yes!
2088
01:30:40,240 --> 01:30:41,600
{\an2}WARBLES: Yay!
2089
01:30:43,160 --> 01:30:45,160
{\an1}APPLAUSE AND LAUGHTER
#S
2090
01:30:47,160 --> 01:30:48,400
{\an2}Well, that is your lot.
2091
01:30:48,440 --> 01:30:50,880
{\an2}Let's check in on the final scores.
I can tell you that,
2092
01:30:50,920 --> 01:30:54,880
{\an2}Roisin and Katherine might as well
have not turned up - 19 points.
2093
01:30:54,920 --> 01:30:56,960
{\an2}Richard and Lou have 36.
They're runners-up.
2094
01:30:57,000 --> 01:30:58,040
{\an2}The winners this evening,
2095
01:30:58,080 --> 01:31:01,000
{\an2}Jonathan Ross and Nick Mohammed
with 49 points.
2096
01:31:01,040 --> 01:31:02,160
{\an1}CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
#S
2097
01:31:05,880 --> 01:31:07,400
{\an2}Your trophy.
2098
01:31:07,440 --> 01:31:09,240
{\an2}KATHERINE: Oh, yeah!
Thank you.
2099
01:31:09,280 --> 01:31:10,320
{\an2}Woo! Look!
2100
01:31:11,840 --> 01:31:14,880
{\an2}Tia and Kitty, thank you
very much indeed. That's it.
2101
01:31:14,920 --> 01:31:16,880
{\an2}A big thank you to our brilliant
panel, special guests
2102
01:31:16,920 --> 01:31:19,040
{\an2}and thank you for watching.
I'm Jimmy Carr.
2103
01:31:19,080 --> 01:31:21,680
{\an2}This has been The Big Fat Quiz
of the Year 2025.
2104
01:31:21,720 --> 01:31:22,840
{\an2}Goodnight!
2105
01:31:22,880 --> 01:31:24,000
{\an1}CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
#S