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[upbeat music playing]

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[bells tolling]

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♪ Cause I'm on this long long road ♪

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♪ And I don't know where to go ♪

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♪ Feels like I'mma lose my mind ♪

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♪ But I ain't going back home ♪

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♪ I'm gonna follow my dreams ♪

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♪ Dreams ♪

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♪ Even though it seems that it's a lonely road ♪

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[tram bell dinging]

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[snoring]

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The devil is a liar.

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[alarm clock beeping]

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[coughing]

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Jesus?

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Were you watching me sleep again, you naughty boy?

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Play your card right,

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and you just might catch me on my knees a little bit later.

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[dings]

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Bye.

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[creaking]

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[beeping]

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[crackling]

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[gasps]

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[country music playing]

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♪ I was raised on stories ♪

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♪ Great above in glory ♪

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♪ Sweet tea on the porch in the afternoon ♪

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♪ Never shy away from hard work ♪

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♪ Sunshine, sweat and red dirt ♪

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♪ Cooling of at the creek ♪

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♪ If you need me ♪

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[shutter clicks]

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♪ You know where to find me ♪

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♪ With my family ♪

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♪ By my side ♪

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[neon buzzing]

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Amen! For God so gave His only begotten--

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[screaming]

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Fuck. [groans]

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Dang you, Mama!

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Did you leave your all laying around again?

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Ow.

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Mama...

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Hush child, I'm watching my soaps.

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Well, I'm off to work.

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Them poke's ain't gonna rind themselves.

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I beg you Terri Joe.

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Please take some pride in your appearance.

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You're basically popping out of that dress

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looking like a can of biscuits.

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Mama, you made this dress for me.

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You know, I-- I think it fits mighty fine.

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Bad enough you got a face that looks like

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it's been chewed up and spit out.

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And then add obese into that

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and it's just downright criminal.

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Well ain't that the pot calling the kettle black.

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I beg your pardon?

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Don't you back sass me, girl.

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Get back here and bring me my meats.

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Best bring me back my Debbie Cakes!

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My wells runeth dry.

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Yes, ma'am.

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"Bring me my meats."

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"Bring me cake."

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Ain't your arteries closed enough as it is?

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Fat bitch.

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So tired of her.

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But it's hotter than a whore in church out here.

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So I'm tired of going to work.

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I need a man.

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Take care of me,

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kiss me on the mouth,

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pay all my bills.

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That sounds like the life to me.

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Woo.

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It's hot out here.

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MAN: Hello there, pretty lady.

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Now, I ain't no bull or nothing,

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but you sure do got my heart a-bucking.

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Name's Beau.

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Beau Taylor.

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Oh, come on now, I know those feet

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must be howling like a pack of feral hounds.

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Why don't you come on in

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and let Beau take you for a ride?

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I enjoy walking. Move right along.

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Oh, come on, no lady as sweet

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and purty as you should be subjected to walking.

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I said--

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[ethereal music playing]

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Oh, um, my mama says it's good for me to walk.

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It's good for my figure.

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Well, I think your figure's just fine.

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More than fine.

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Thank you.

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BEAU: Where are you headed?

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Oh, the Chitlin Corner.

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My shift starts in 10.

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[door creaks]

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I'll have you there in five.

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Okay.

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[chuckles]

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So, you said you work over at the Chitlin Corner, huh?

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Oh, yeah.

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What's that like?

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Oh, same shit, different toilet.

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Co-workers that ain't worth the damn.

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And the boss that ain't done any actual work

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in a month of Sundays.

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[laughing]

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Like we've been meaning to hang up these new cameras,

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you know, real high tech stuff,

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but the boss can't seem to take his thumb out of his ass

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long enough to put the buggers up.

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Well, that's a damn shame.

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Don't I know it?

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["Three Cigarettes in an Ashtray" starts playing]

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Oh, my God, I love this song!

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And he had the most majestic blue eyes.

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That boy was finer than frog hair.

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[woman clears throat]

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Hello!

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Oh, sorry.

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How you doing today?

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Can you believe this shit?

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- WOMAN: It's fucking nuts. - [scanner beeps]

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- Got roaches. - [scanner beeps]

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Oh, Vampire Repellent.

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You know, this is a really good brand.

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I got some myself.

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[keypad beeping] [dings]

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That'll be $19 even, ma'am.

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Thank you. Sure, this is real?

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Next in line.

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So like I was saying, Mike,

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I think I found my future suitor.

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How many times have you said that, Terri Joe?

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And how many times has it worked out?

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[scanner beeps]

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Look, maybe you should stop messing with those boys

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and find someone more distinguished with brown eyes.

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Maybe someone closer to you,

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like-- like in proximity,

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Ooh--

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[chuckles] But this time it's different.

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God sent me my husband.

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Terri Taylor has a nice ring to it, don't you think?

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Next in line?

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We do not accept EBT.

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Everybody out!

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[customers groaning]

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[water flushing]

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All right, everyone on the ground!

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- That's just a robbery. - Come on, Come on.

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- [register dings] - Jackpot, baby!

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- Whoo! - Where the fuck is everybody?

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[whispering] I forgot to lock that thing.

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Oh, God damn it, Bobford!

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I told you not to use latex, numb nuts.

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Oh, my God, it's Beau.

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Yeah, I thought it'd be scary,

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but the truth is, ain't nobody in here.

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You thought.

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Oh, come on, Beau, can we hurry this up?

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Mama's making tuna weenie beanie casserole--

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[romantic music playing on headphones]

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I want the biggest weenie before Obadiah's fat ass

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shows up and grabs it.

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Oh, I hope she puts them little baby carrots in like last time.

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Hey, shut up, both of you guys!

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Focus up. Put your mask on.

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[romantic music continues]

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How come it is you get to take your dang mask off?

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See my face, Bobby?

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Face too purty to be covered up. Whoo!

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It's got a point.

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Say, look it, Beau.

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We are focused. All right?

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It's Bob Anne who is playing around with her gun.

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BOB ANNE: What you got to say to that?

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Who got the gun? I am, punk.

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Who? Yeah. Yeah!

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I never got to tell you this, but I'm gonna tell you now.

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Terri Joe, I love you!

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[kissing]

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- Bob Anne! - Huh?

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[gunshot fires]

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[Terri Joe screaming]

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Dear Lord, forgive me for what I'm about to do.

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[gunshot fires]

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[exclaiming]

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I'm getting outta here...

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Let's go, we gotta go. Come on, come on.

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BOB ANNE: Whoo!

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[panting]

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Oh, my God.

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Oh, my God--

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Imma call Mama.

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[line trilling]

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Hello, this is Tamra.

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Mama! Mama, I need help! They're trying to kill me.

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Gotcha! [laughing]

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Can't believe your dumbass fell for that, Terri Joe.

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- Leave a message at the beep. - What the fuck, Mama?

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You stupid fat bitch. I hate you.

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Oh, my God, I gotta go now.

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Go now--

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[voice whispering] AMETHYST: Oh, poor Mike.

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He didn't deserve to die.

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What the fuck--?

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And here I thought you were a good Christian girl.

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I am a Christian girl!

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You're a fucking murderer.

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Stay out of my head, Marmalade!

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[man chuckles]

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And then he said, "Tase me."

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He looked me right in the eyes.

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[laughing]

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So I did.

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[all laughing]

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TERRI: Sheriff Kelly--

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What complaint do you have for us today, Terri Joe?

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Wait, wait. Ha, ha. Boom!

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- Man... - Let me guess.

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A child is selling lemonade without a permit,

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[laughing]

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Which is illegal

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and should be taken very seriously.

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But no, I'm here to report something...

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[whispering] much more heinous.

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Um, I've witnessed a robbery-murder

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at the Chitlin Corner,

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and I almost lost my life.

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And come to think of it,

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neither you nor your deputies were there.

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Well, we weren't there,

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but we already got to line up.

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Poor Mike.

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Cut down in the prime of his life.

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- I know. -Did you know him?

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Yep, I worked with him for three years.

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Of course I knew him.

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God rest his soul.

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I plumb forgot you worked at Chitlin Corner.

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What a lucky break.

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[laughing]

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Do you have time to look over the delinquents?

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What kind of proud member of the neighborhood watch

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would I be if I didn't?

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I'd love to.

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KELLY: Now when the light comes up, don't worry

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because they can't see you.

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This here's a two-way mirror.

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Just take your time.

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I'll be back here enjoying my banana-mayo sandwich.

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Okay.

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I think I'm ready.

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Number 24, head up!

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Any of these hoodlums look familiar to you?

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28, come forward.

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Is that him?

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I surely wish it was, but--

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Um--

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As much as I hate to do this,

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I think it was 24.

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Beau Taylor.

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KELLY: Well, if it's Beau Taylor,

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it must be the Bobs, too.

273
00:11:22,774 --> 00:11:24,476
Those pesky crime nappers

274
00:11:24,543 --> 00:11:26,345
been terrorizing this county for months.

275
00:11:26,412 --> 00:11:27,713
We should've known!

276
00:11:27,780 --> 00:11:28,647
Oh, um--

277
00:11:28,714 --> 00:11:30,650
I think he can see me.

278
00:11:30,717 --> 00:11:32,385
No, no, you're fine.

279
00:11:32,452 --> 00:11:33,820
But what does he do, then?

280
00:11:35,623 --> 00:11:37,525
[suspenseful music playing]

281
00:11:40,428 --> 00:11:42,097
"I...

282
00:11:42,164 --> 00:11:43,365
"See...

283
00:11:43,432 --> 00:11:44,666
...You."

284
00:11:44,733 --> 00:11:46,201
Lord Jesus, he can see me?

285
00:11:46,268 --> 00:11:48,638
I'm gonna die a virgin! What do I do?

286
00:11:48,704 --> 00:11:51,107
My apologies, ma'am.

287
00:11:51,174 --> 00:11:52,475
Damn budget cuts.

288
00:11:52,542 --> 00:11:54,645
Must have gotten the glass.

289
00:11:54,711 --> 00:11:56,313
Oh, my God.

290
00:11:56,380 --> 00:11:57,614
What is she doing?

291
00:11:57,681 --> 00:11:59,349
He's gonna kill me!

292
00:11:59,417 --> 00:12:02,020
What am I supposed to do now?

293
00:12:02,086 --> 00:12:04,722
Maybe you should think about leaving town for a while.

294
00:12:06,859 --> 00:12:07,993
You're not safe here.

295
00:12:08,060 --> 00:12:10,229
Damn Bobs are still on the loose.

296
00:12:10,296 --> 00:12:11,498
TERRI JOE: You know what?

297
00:12:11,565 --> 00:12:12,966
No.

298
00:12:13,033 --> 00:12:14,935
As long as the birds are chirping

299
00:12:15,001 --> 00:12:18,039
and the Lord is shining His holy light on me,

300
00:12:18,105 --> 00:12:20,007
I'm protected

301
00:12:20,074 --> 00:12:21,809
and I'm going to put my trust in Him.

302
00:12:21,876 --> 00:12:23,645
I ain't going nowhere.

303
00:12:23,712 --> 00:12:26,114
I'm going to stay right here. I belong.

304
00:12:27,483 --> 00:12:28,617
Goodbye.

305
00:12:28,684 --> 00:12:29,652
KELLY: It's your life.

306
00:12:31,221 --> 00:12:32,755
Damn.

307
00:12:34,858 --> 00:12:37,027
You get one phone call, boy.

308
00:12:37,094 --> 00:12:39,430
Five minutes.

309
00:12:39,497 --> 00:12:40,764
Tops.

310
00:12:42,400 --> 00:12:44,336
[keypad beeping]

311
00:12:44,402 --> 00:12:47,038
[line trilling]

312
00:12:47,105 --> 00:12:48,674
Hello?

313
00:12:48,741 --> 00:12:50,610
- This is Bobford? - [officers laughing]

314
00:12:50,676 --> 00:12:52,745
Bobford, put Bob Anne on the phone, dumbass.

315
00:12:52,812 --> 00:12:55,249
OFFICER: There you go, guys, snake eyes!

316
00:12:55,315 --> 00:12:57,684
Hey, so what happened?

317
00:12:57,751 --> 00:12:59,420
What do you mean no?

318
00:12:59,487 --> 00:13:01,723
Why didn't you just run her over like I told you to?

319
00:13:03,224 --> 00:13:05,026
Go to her house then.

320
00:13:05,093 --> 00:13:09,298
[officers chatting, playing games]

321
00:13:15,906 --> 00:13:19,277
Be sure to follow through with the plan this time.

322
00:13:19,343 --> 00:13:20,578
OFFICER: All right, his turn.

323
00:13:20,645 --> 00:13:23,047
Let's go.

324
00:13:24,449 --> 00:13:26,818
[officer laughing]

325
00:13:26,885 --> 00:13:29,321
God! Going Park Place Ave.

326
00:13:29,389 --> 00:13:30,657
Let's go!

327
00:13:31,591 --> 00:13:32,692
Feel that? [chuckles]

328
00:13:32,759 --> 00:13:34,360
Louisiana's finest.

329
00:13:34,427 --> 00:13:35,563
[line disconnected]

330
00:13:35,629 --> 00:13:37,197
[laughing]

331
00:13:37,264 --> 00:13:39,033
[applause on TV]

332
00:13:39,099 --> 00:13:41,268
- MAN ON TV: $100! - Come on down.

333
00:13:44,339 --> 00:13:45,807
[laughing]

334
00:13:45,874 --> 00:13:48,244
Where is she, huh?

335
00:13:48,311 --> 00:13:51,180
I said where's the where the fuck is she, huh?

336
00:13:51,247 --> 00:13:52,181
[cackling]

337
00:13:53,617 --> 00:13:55,152
God damn it, where is she?

338
00:13:55,218 --> 00:13:56,019
Ah!

339
00:13:56,086 --> 00:13:57,921
Get the fuck out of my house!

340
00:13:57,988 --> 00:13:59,857
I said where the fuck is she?

341
00:13:59,924 --> 00:14:01,759
- Who? - Terri Joe!

342
00:14:01,826 --> 00:14:04,028
Can you get outta here, you piece of shit.

343
00:14:05,631 --> 00:14:07,266
- [grunts] - Ah!

344
00:14:07,333 --> 00:14:09,301
My TV!

345
00:14:09,368 --> 00:14:10,803
Oh-- [crying]

346
00:14:10,869 --> 00:14:13,440
She said church! Down at church.

347
00:14:13,506 --> 00:14:14,641
Come on. Oh.

348
00:14:15,709 --> 00:14:17,545
Oh! Damn!

349
00:14:17,612 --> 00:14:19,580
Get the fuck out.

350
00:14:19,647 --> 00:14:20,982
And if you find her,

351
00:14:21,048 --> 00:14:23,117
tell her not the bother coming home.

352
00:14:23,184 --> 00:14:26,088
Oh yeah? We're taking your meats too, you dumb fucking cunt.

353
00:14:26,154 --> 00:14:29,425
God! My TV!

354
00:14:29,492 --> 00:14:31,427
[crying] Oh, no...

355
00:14:36,100 --> 00:14:38,302
- [door closes] - TERRI JOE: Mama, I'm home!

356
00:14:38,369 --> 00:14:39,603
Mama?

357
00:14:39,670 --> 00:14:42,307
I'm... home.

358
00:14:42,374 --> 00:14:43,842
What happened?

359
00:14:43,908 --> 00:14:45,744
You happened, Terri Joe.

360
00:14:45,810 --> 00:14:48,481
Group of men came in here looking for you.

361
00:14:48,547 --> 00:14:50,616
Oh, no, Mama, I'm so so--

362
00:14:50,683 --> 00:14:51,884
I don't know what kind of trouble

363
00:14:51,951 --> 00:14:53,954
you brought into my house, girl.

364
00:14:54,021 --> 00:14:55,922
I want you out today.

365
00:14:55,989 --> 00:14:57,991
Mama, You don't mean that.

366
00:14:58,058 --> 00:15:00,461
TAMRA: I mean every damn word I said.

367
00:15:00,528 --> 00:15:03,798
I want you gone now.

368
00:15:03,865 --> 00:15:05,701
But where else am I supposed to go?

369
00:15:05,768 --> 00:15:07,369
I never even been out of Louisiana.

370
00:15:07,436 --> 00:15:09,571
Ain't nobody going to take me in here.

371
00:15:09,638 --> 00:15:11,073
That's a you problem.

372
00:15:11,140 --> 00:15:14,044
Get the fuck out of my house!

373
00:15:14,110 --> 00:15:16,079
You ain't never loved me.

374
00:15:20,484 --> 00:15:22,653
[distant dog barking]

375
00:15:22,720 --> 00:15:25,057
[thunder rumbling

376
00:15:25,123 --> 00:15:26,725
[crying]

377
00:15:33,399 --> 00:15:36,870
[snoring]

378
00:15:46,181 --> 00:15:47,115
The hell?

379
00:15:50,453 --> 00:15:51,287
Okay.

380
00:15:57,561 --> 00:15:59,062
[dinging]

381
00:16:00,765 --> 00:16:02,467
[clicking]

382
00:16:04,068 --> 00:16:05,404
[line trilling]

383
00:16:07,172 --> 00:16:08,874
- Hello. - Hello, Jeorgia?

384
00:16:08,941 --> 00:16:10,542
[crowd chattering loudly]

385
00:16:10,609 --> 00:16:12,645
Jeorgia, my mom kicked me out.

386
00:16:12,712 --> 00:16:14,781
She's such a fucking cunt.

387
00:16:14,848 --> 00:16:16,416
Hey, you how watch your mouth.

388
00:16:16,483 --> 00:16:18,686
That's your aunt you're talking about.

389
00:16:18,753 --> 00:16:22,790
You may be my cousin, but that bitch is not my aunt.

390
00:16:22,857 --> 00:16:24,793
So rude.

391
00:16:24,860 --> 00:16:26,962
Where are you? It's so loud.

392
00:16:27,028 --> 00:16:30,767
I'm sorry, I'm in Miami for swim week.

393
00:16:30,833 --> 00:16:33,035
Jeorgia, what am I gonna do?

394
00:16:33,102 --> 00:16:35,639
Ain't never seen her that mad before.

395
00:16:35,706 --> 00:16:37,541
Are we still on that?

396
00:16:37,608 --> 00:16:39,209
[scoffs]

397
00:16:39,276 --> 00:16:41,179
[clicking]

398
00:16:41,246 --> 00:16:43,014
There? I just bought your pathetic ass

399
00:16:43,081 --> 00:16:44,315
a ticket to Miami.

400
00:16:44,382 --> 00:16:45,316
Did you get it?

401
00:16:45,383 --> 00:16:48,654
- [chimes] - What? Hold on. Let me see.

402
00:16:48,721 --> 00:16:51,023
This phone is a lot.

403
00:16:51,090 --> 00:16:52,591
- What? - Sorry.

404
00:16:52,658 --> 00:16:55,362
Ever since Barrack left office,

405
00:16:55,428 --> 00:16:58,665
this damn Obama phone's been on the fritz.

406
00:16:58,732 --> 00:17:00,067
Okay, I'm hanging up now.

407
00:17:00,134 --> 00:17:02,370
Wait, no, wait, wait.

408
00:17:02,436 --> 00:17:04,172
You actually want me to come to Miami?

409
00:17:04,238 --> 00:17:06,942
Ugh, want you to come? No.

410
00:17:07,009 --> 00:17:08,911
What I want is a fat blunt

411
00:17:08,977 --> 00:17:11,614
and a dick-me-down sesh with T-Cham.

412
00:17:11,681 --> 00:17:14,384
Oh, and you off my phone. Goodbye.

413
00:17:14,450 --> 00:17:18,722
Oh, wait, the addy is 555 Hillcrest Dr. Miami Beach.

414
00:17:18,789 --> 00:17:21,625
Now bye. [chuckles]

415
00:17:21,692 --> 00:17:23,161
[slurping]

416
00:17:23,228 --> 00:17:24,196
[dance music in the background]

417
00:17:24,262 --> 00:17:25,997
I asked for reposado,

418
00:17:26,064 --> 00:17:28,200
not blanco, you fucking tardvark.

419
00:17:28,266 --> 00:17:30,303
Guess I'm going to Miami.

420
00:17:32,605 --> 00:17:35,409
[upbeat music playing]

421
00:17:38,145 --> 00:17:41,182
Hey, hey, I've just seen Terri Joe.

422
00:17:41,249 --> 00:17:43,151
Damn, she's a big bitch.

423
00:17:43,218 --> 00:17:45,220
Gas up the truck, boys.

424
00:17:45,286 --> 00:17:46,955
Get the booger sugar ready.

425
00:17:47,021 --> 00:17:49,024
We're going to Miami.

426
00:17:49,091 --> 00:17:50,159
[upbeat reggaeton music playing]

427
00:17:50,226 --> 00:17:51,594
♪ Miami life, God bless ♪

428
00:17:51,660 --> 00:17:54,064
♪ Tropical heat, we're gonna play ♪

429
00:17:54,130 --> 00:17:56,967
♪ Bajo el sol, mi hermano ♪

430
00:17:57,033 --> 00:17:59,069
♪ Everybody move, hasta el final ♪

431
00:17:59,136 --> 00:18:01,272
♪ Quien controla, en mi club ♪

432
00:18:01,339 --> 00:18:03,474
♪ Quien la paga, si eres tú ♪

433
00:18:03,541 --> 00:18:05,978
♪ Buddy all, feel the beat ♪

434
00:18:06,044 --> 00:18:07,846
♪ En mi corazón ♪

435
00:18:07,913 --> 00:18:10,048
♪ One, two, one ♪

436
00:18:11,049 --> 00:18:12,652
[scraping]

437
00:18:12,719 --> 00:18:14,053
[distant dance music playing]

438
00:18:14,120 --> 00:18:16,022
♪ I can't help myself ♪

439
00:18:16,089 --> 00:18:19,727
♪ I just know that I feel good ♪

440
00:18:19,793 --> 00:18:21,195
♪ I feel good ♪

441
00:18:21,262 --> 00:18:23,098
♪ And I want to talk about it ♪

442
00:18:23,164 --> 00:18:24,332
[people chattering]

443
00:18:24,399 --> 00:18:25,700
Excuse me.

444
00:18:25,767 --> 00:18:28,970
♪ I'm real good ♪

445
00:18:29,037 --> 00:18:30,940
[people chattering]

446
00:18:31,007 --> 00:18:33,943
Boy it is humid out there.

447
00:18:34,010 --> 00:18:35,646
Ah!

448
00:18:37,347 --> 00:18:38,882
Jeorgia!

449
00:18:38,949 --> 00:18:41,786
[dance music continues]

450
00:18:41,853 --> 00:18:43,187
I'll be back.

451
00:18:43,254 --> 00:18:45,156
It's me. I'm here.

452
00:18:46,424 --> 00:18:48,727
♪ Nothing is going to stop me ♪

453
00:18:50,095 --> 00:18:52,598
- What are you doing here? - You invited me.

454
00:18:52,665 --> 00:18:53,900
What are you wearing?

455
00:18:53,967 --> 00:18:55,669
And what's wrong with your hair?

456
00:18:57,304 --> 00:19:00,474
Fuck, another reason for Mama to be pissed.

457
00:19:01,509 --> 00:19:03,644
What are you wearing? Where are the rest of your clothes?

458
00:19:05,012 --> 00:19:06,782
Are you drunk?

459
00:19:06,848 --> 00:19:10,519
Bitch, not only am I drunk, but I'm high as fuck-- Oh!

460
00:19:12,288 --> 00:19:13,756
Oh, wait. You should come meet my friend Emma.

461
00:19:13,823 --> 00:19:15,224
She's cool.

462
00:19:16,559 --> 00:19:20,597
Emma, this is my very distant relative.

463
00:19:20,664 --> 00:19:23,635
I think she's homeless and, like, terminally ill.

464
00:19:25,670 --> 00:19:27,072
What's your name again?

465
00:19:27,138 --> 00:19:28,406
It's Terri Joe.

466
00:19:28,473 --> 00:19:30,476
Hey, Jerry Joe, this is my bitch, Emma.

467
00:19:30,543 --> 00:19:33,179
We met last year yachting in Cannes.

468
00:19:33,245 --> 00:19:35,649
Oh, yeah, and our dads used to butt fuck.

469
00:19:35,716 --> 00:19:37,284
But that's a long story.

470
00:19:37,351 --> 00:19:39,519
Anyways, you should drink something

471
00:19:39,586 --> 00:19:41,155
because you look kind of thirsty.

472
00:19:41,222 --> 00:19:43,358
- Oh! - So does your hair.

473
00:19:43,424 --> 00:19:44,592
Okay.

474
00:19:44,659 --> 00:19:46,527
Because the night is still young

475
00:19:46,594 --> 00:19:48,931
and so are we!

476
00:19:48,998 --> 00:19:50,199
[laughing]

477
00:19:50,265 --> 00:19:52,101
You're crazy.

478
00:19:52,167 --> 00:19:54,371
Is this the devil's nectar?

479
00:19:55,705 --> 00:19:57,640
Are you out of your cotton pickin' mind?

480
00:19:57,707 --> 00:19:59,443
Do you want me to go to hell like you?

481
00:20:02,646 --> 00:20:06,184
Lord forgive me, for I have tainted your sacred blood.

482
00:20:06,251 --> 00:20:07,853
- [high-pitched ringing] - [heart beating loudly]

483
00:20:07,919 --> 00:20:09,254
Oh, my God.

484
00:20:09,321 --> 00:20:10,889
I think I'm having a heart attack.

485
00:20:10,956 --> 00:20:13,926
See, I told you she had a terminal illness.

486
00:20:13,993 --> 00:20:15,495
[chuckles]

487
00:20:15,561 --> 00:20:19,466
MAN: Hey, Jeorgia, come do a line off my dick.

488
00:20:19,533 --> 00:20:21,835
[crowd cheering]

489
00:20:21,902 --> 00:20:23,505
Gotta go. Duty calls.

490
00:20:23,571 --> 00:20:26,708
Why don't you give Jerry something to ease her mind?

491
00:20:26,775 --> 00:20:28,376
Bye. Ah!

492
00:20:30,312 --> 00:20:33,282
- It's Cherry, right? - It's Terri.

493
00:20:33,349 --> 00:20:37,320
Well, Jeorgia has told me nothing about you.

494
00:20:37,387 --> 00:20:40,090
Well, she ain't telling me nothing about you either.

495
00:20:40,157 --> 00:20:42,226
Or herself, for that matter.

496
00:20:42,293 --> 00:20:44,495
- Cool. - PRISILLA: Emma...

497
00:20:44,562 --> 00:20:46,731
Ah!

498
00:20:48,100 --> 00:20:49,535
I think I'm overdosing.

499
00:20:49,601 --> 00:20:51,036
[chuckles]

500
00:20:51,103 --> 00:20:54,007
Hey, you know, you wouldn't have a type of aspirin with you?

501
00:20:54,074 --> 00:20:55,041
My head is killing me.

502
00:20:55,108 --> 00:20:57,110
It's Emma.

503
00:20:58,278 --> 00:21:00,481
- Here. - Thank you.

504
00:21:05,353 --> 00:21:07,689
[music muffles]

505
00:21:11,094 --> 00:21:13,529
Okay, I'm gonna go find Jeorgia now.

506
00:21:17,568 --> 00:21:19,503
You know that wasn't aspirin, that was Blitz.

507
00:21:19,570 --> 00:21:20,604
Um, duh.

508
00:21:20,671 --> 00:21:23,875
Jeorgia said she needed to loosen up.

509
00:21:23,942 --> 00:21:25,443
You're such an evil bitch.

510
00:21:27,979 --> 00:21:29,215
[man cheering]

511
00:21:29,281 --> 00:21:31,350
[cheering]

512
00:21:31,417 --> 00:21:34,053
[dance music playing]

513
00:21:34,120 --> 00:21:37,324
[distorted music]

514
00:21:40,193 --> 00:21:43,164
[dance music playing]

515
00:21:47,469 --> 00:21:51,039
I don't even drink, but somehow I'm wasted!

516
00:21:51,106 --> 00:21:53,309
[cheering]

517
00:21:54,511 --> 00:21:56,179
[dance music playing]

518
00:21:58,014 --> 00:22:00,751
[voices distorting]

519
00:22:00,818 --> 00:22:03,521
[music distorting]

520
00:22:07,492 --> 00:22:11,364
[crowd exclaiming and cheering]

521
00:22:14,834 --> 00:22:17,171
[dance music playing]

522
00:22:17,237 --> 00:22:19,673
[giggling]

523
00:22:22,075 --> 00:22:23,611
[Terri Joe giggling]

524
00:22:26,948 --> 00:22:28,149
You new in Miami?

525
00:22:28,216 --> 00:22:30,386
- Mm-- [gasps] - [glass shattering]

526
00:22:30,452 --> 00:22:32,788
Are you new to Miami?

527
00:22:32,855 --> 00:22:34,657
I'm just visiting.

528
00:22:36,159 --> 00:22:38,461
I'm Marcus. And you are...?

529
00:22:39,996 --> 00:22:41,365
Not into Negroes.

530
00:22:41,432 --> 00:22:43,434
[chuckles]

531
00:22:50,943 --> 00:22:52,611
That tickles.

532
00:22:52,678 --> 00:22:54,113
[giggles]

533
00:22:54,180 --> 00:22:55,448
Good.

534
00:22:56,716 --> 00:23:00,154
AMETHYST: You're such a fucking whore.

535
00:23:00,221 --> 00:23:02,289
I am not!

536
00:23:02,356 --> 00:23:04,124
Are you okay?

537
00:23:04,191 --> 00:23:06,294
Yeah. I'm good. just keep going.

538
00:23:06,361 --> 00:23:07,929
[chuckles]

539
00:23:09,564 --> 00:23:12,501
AMETHYST: Oh, he's pretty hung, Terri Bear.

540
00:23:12,568 --> 00:23:15,338
Do you think you can fit all of that inside of you?

541
00:23:15,404 --> 00:23:18,475
I can't do this. Sorry.

542
00:23:18,542 --> 00:23:20,210
I'm. I'm saving myself for marriage.

543
00:23:20,277 --> 00:23:21,612
AMETHYST: [chuckles]

544
00:23:21,678 --> 00:23:24,449
Darling. That ship sailed a long time ago.

545
00:23:25,817 --> 00:23:27,485
[screaming]

546
00:23:29,521 --> 00:23:31,590
Are you sure you're okay?

547
00:23:35,428 --> 00:23:37,063
[nervous laughter]

548
00:23:37,130 --> 00:23:38,665
I'm okay.

549
00:23:38,732 --> 00:23:42,236
I just can't have you deflower me.

550
00:23:42,303 --> 00:23:44,372
Goes against everything I believe.

551
00:23:44,438 --> 00:23:45,740
[distant music playing]

552
00:23:47,309 --> 00:23:49,611
[laughing]

553
00:23:56,152 --> 00:23:59,957
[laughing]

554
00:24:06,765 --> 00:24:08,066
Hey.

555
00:24:08,133 --> 00:24:11,337
Relax, baby. Get comfortable with me. All right?

556
00:24:11,404 --> 00:24:12,538
- Okay. - I got you.

557
00:24:13,906 --> 00:24:14,840
Okay.

558
00:24:16,943 --> 00:24:17,778
Yeah.

559
00:24:20,781 --> 00:24:21,815
[giggles]

560
00:24:21,882 --> 00:24:22,616
Damn!

561
00:24:22,683 --> 00:24:24,485
You got nigga feet.

562
00:24:26,854 --> 00:24:28,022
[laughing]

563
00:24:28,089 --> 00:24:29,825
[both laughing]

564
00:24:33,729 --> 00:24:36,032
- Hop on top. - Oh, okay.

565
00:24:36,099 --> 00:24:38,101
MARCUS: Show me what them big ass feet can do.

566
00:24:38,168 --> 00:24:40,236
TERRI JOE: It's my first... [chuckles]

567
00:24:40,303 --> 00:24:42,206
All right...

568
00:24:42,273 --> 00:24:44,141
♪ Uh, uh, okay ♪

569
00:24:44,208 --> 00:24:45,743
Come on.

570
00:24:45,810 --> 00:24:47,779
- [exclaiming] - Come, girl.

571
00:24:47,846 --> 00:24:48,980
Marcus!

572
00:24:49,047 --> 00:24:50,816
Yee, yee!

573
00:24:50,882 --> 00:24:53,419
Yipee ki-yay! Yipee ki-yay!

574
00:24:53,486 --> 00:24:55,221
Giddy up, cowgirl!

575
00:24:55,288 --> 00:24:57,323
Yipee ki-yay! Yipee ki-yay!

576
00:24:57,390 --> 00:24:59,259
Whoo! Ride 'em, cowboy!

577
00:24:59,326 --> 00:25:00,561
Ah!

578
00:25:00,627 --> 00:25:02,830
TERRI JOE: Boy...

579
00:25:04,732 --> 00:25:06,334
[tense music playing]

580
00:25:06,401 --> 00:25:09,204
- [fart noises] - Marcus?

581
00:25:09,270 --> 00:25:10,438
Marcus?

582
00:25:12,541 --> 00:25:14,577
Marcus, get up.

583
00:25:14,643 --> 00:25:15,845
- [knocking on door] - PRISILLA: Hello. Hello.

584
00:25:15,911 --> 00:25:17,814
Anybody in there? I got to pee really bad.

585
00:25:17,881 --> 00:25:20,350
This ain't no damn bathroom.

586
00:25:20,417 --> 00:25:21,885
Marcus, get up.

587
00:25:23,721 --> 00:25:25,022
Marcus. [sniffing]

588
00:25:25,089 --> 00:25:26,023
Oh--

589
00:25:26,090 --> 00:25:27,325
[coughing]

590
00:25:27,392 --> 00:25:28,559
Marcus!

591
00:25:30,596 --> 00:25:31,930
Hey, Marcus.

592
00:25:33,265 --> 00:25:35,835
Lord, Jesus, help me.

593
00:25:35,902 --> 00:25:37,036
We gotta go.

594
00:25:38,405 --> 00:25:40,039
[crowd chattering]

595
00:25:40,106 --> 00:25:42,109
Holy fuck, Jeorgia?

596
00:25:48,283 --> 00:25:50,118
Jeorgia, help...

597
00:25:50,185 --> 00:25:51,453
Jeorgia...

598
00:25:51,520 --> 00:25:53,189
You okay?

599
00:25:53,256 --> 00:25:55,758
Back away from me, maricon.

600
00:25:55,825 --> 00:25:58,094
You really should sit down. You don't look so good.

601
00:25:58,161 --> 00:26:01,231
You take one more step closer to me

602
00:26:01,298 --> 00:26:02,533
and I'll scream.

603
00:26:02,599 --> 00:26:04,234
Everything's going to be okay.

604
00:26:05,570 --> 00:26:07,605
I need to find my cousin.

605
00:26:07,672 --> 00:26:09,507
[retching]

606
00:26:09,574 --> 00:26:10,843
[body thuds]

607
00:26:10,910 --> 00:26:12,812
[snoring]

608
00:26:27,495 --> 00:26:29,998
Where am I?

609
00:26:34,136 --> 00:26:35,505
My phone...

610
00:26:37,774 --> 00:26:39,209
Where's my phone?

611
00:26:42,146 --> 00:26:43,380
[chuckles]

612
00:26:43,447 --> 00:26:44,515
My God.

613
00:26:44,582 --> 00:26:46,317
JEORGIA: Morning, Twerk Terri.

614
00:26:46,383 --> 00:26:48,320
[gasps]

615
00:26:48,386 --> 00:26:49,621
Why did you just call me?

616
00:26:49,688 --> 00:26:51,156
Twerk Terri.

617
00:26:51,223 --> 00:26:53,192
By the way you were throwing that ass last night,

618
00:26:53,259 --> 00:26:54,994
bitch, you earned it.

619
00:26:55,061 --> 00:26:57,563
[laughing]

620
00:26:59,433 --> 00:27:01,168
What are you talking about?

621
00:27:01,235 --> 00:27:02,970
Look. [chuckles]

622
00:27:06,140 --> 00:27:08,643
[Terri screaming, crowd cheering]

623
00:27:08,710 --> 00:27:10,378
No, no, no.

624
00:27:10,445 --> 00:27:12,248
I just-- I just need to repent.

625
00:27:12,314 --> 00:27:13,449
That's what it is.

626
00:27:13,516 --> 00:27:14,917
I just repent.

627
00:27:14,984 --> 00:27:16,385
You're going to need to do a lot of repenting

628
00:27:16,452 --> 00:27:18,288
from all that hunching you were doing last night.

629
00:27:18,355 --> 00:27:19,756
The what?

630
00:27:19,823 --> 00:27:21,091
You know, I knew Marcus like big girls

631
00:27:21,157 --> 00:27:22,994
because they call him Drake No BBL.

632
00:27:23,060 --> 00:27:25,730
But I didn't know you had a little taste for the jungle.

633
00:27:25,796 --> 00:27:27,565
[chuckles] [making monkey noises]

634
00:27:27,632 --> 00:27:28,967
- [phone chimes] - A nigg--

635
00:27:29,034 --> 00:27:30,636
[screaming]

636
00:27:30,702 --> 00:27:32,638
Oh, sorry.

637
00:27:32,704 --> 00:27:34,941
Noah Beck just liked my post.

638
00:27:35,008 --> 00:27:37,443
- What-- - My bad. Keep going.

639
00:27:37,510 --> 00:27:40,413
Oh, no. I've got to get out of here.

640
00:27:40,480 --> 00:27:43,017
- Got to get to the house. - What are you doing?

641
00:27:43,083 --> 00:27:45,319
I've got to find my way to the House of the Lord

642
00:27:45,386 --> 00:27:46,554
and beg for his forgiveness.

643
00:27:46,621 --> 00:27:48,023
JEORGIA: Can you just chill?

644
00:27:48,089 --> 00:27:50,458
You came out here to party and that's what you're doing.

645
00:27:50,525 --> 00:27:52,160
No, that's what you're doing.

646
00:27:52,227 --> 00:27:54,130
- [choir music] - No, this is me.

647
00:27:54,196 --> 00:27:55,765
I've got to go.

648
00:27:59,903 --> 00:28:02,005
You're such a fucking loser.

649
00:28:05,743 --> 00:28:07,545
- [Jeorgia screaming] - Such a big mistake.

650
00:28:07,612 --> 00:28:09,280
Should've stayed in Louisiana.

651
00:28:12,318 --> 00:28:13,752
I need to repent.

652
00:28:15,421 --> 00:28:17,657
Stupid fucking bitch.

653
00:28:17,724 --> 00:28:19,225
Fucking whore.

654
00:28:19,292 --> 00:28:20,994
I can't believe I let that whore let me get to myself

655
00:28:21,061 --> 00:28:22,697
with another Black man.

656
00:28:22,763 --> 00:28:24,532
Makes no sense.

657
00:28:24,599 --> 00:28:27,635
Can't believe I let that Negroid take advantage of me.

658
00:28:27,702 --> 00:28:29,271
Still taste the Hennessy on my mouth.

659
00:28:29,338 --> 00:28:30,772
Blegh!

660
00:28:30,839 --> 00:28:32,374
Disgusting.

661
00:28:33,275 --> 00:28:35,545
- As I live and breathe. - [choir music playing]

662
00:28:35,612 --> 00:28:37,313
If this ain't divine intervention,

663
00:28:37,380 --> 00:28:39,582
I don't know what is.

664
00:28:39,649 --> 00:28:41,285
This is where I'm meant to be.

665
00:28:41,352 --> 00:28:43,220
[man snoring]

666
00:28:43,287 --> 00:28:44,655
Excuse me?

667
00:28:46,223 --> 00:28:47,325
Excuse me.

668
00:28:47,392 --> 00:28:48,560
Uh, what?

669
00:28:48,627 --> 00:28:50,161
You wouldn't happen to know where that is, would you?

670
00:28:54,467 --> 00:28:56,335
Oh, sorry. I forgot you Blacks were illiterate.

671
00:28:56,402 --> 00:28:59,906
I am looking for church.

672
00:28:59,973 --> 00:29:03,477
I speak English, you fat bitch.

673
00:29:03,543 --> 00:29:05,747
I don't have time for this, Morgan Freeman.

674
00:29:05,813 --> 00:29:07,048
Are you gonna help me,

675
00:29:07,115 --> 00:29:09,484
or are you gonna keep pulling my leg?

676
00:29:09,550 --> 00:29:10,919
No offense.

677
00:29:10,986 --> 00:29:12,421
What's in it for me?

678
00:29:12,488 --> 00:29:13,922
Ain't nothing for free.

679
00:29:13,989 --> 00:29:17,060
Well, you get to help a young Christian woman

680
00:29:17,127 --> 00:29:18,795
find her way to God again.

681
00:29:18,862 --> 00:29:20,397
Girl, I got one leg

682
00:29:20,463 --> 00:29:21,931
and two mouths to feed.

683
00:29:21,998 --> 00:29:24,001
Two mouths? I only see you.

684
00:29:24,068 --> 00:29:25,636
This here is Sheila.

685
00:29:25,703 --> 00:29:27,738
- Oh. - Usually her mouth is full,

686
00:29:27,805 --> 00:29:29,341
but right now she's starving.

687
00:29:29,408 --> 00:29:31,410
I'm hungry, bitch.

688
00:29:31,476 --> 00:29:32,544
My star is up.

689
00:29:32,611 --> 00:29:34,212
Okay, well, here.

690
00:29:36,616 --> 00:29:38,718
Now we're talking.

691
00:29:38,785 --> 00:29:40,754
I've been there a few Thanksgivings ago,

692
00:29:40,821 --> 00:29:42,790
they had greens beans, tomatoes,

693
00:29:42,856 --> 00:29:44,625
potatoes and chicken and Turkey.

694
00:29:44,692 --> 00:29:45,893
You name it!

695
00:29:45,959 --> 00:29:48,296
Okay, well, where is it?

696
00:29:48,363 --> 00:29:50,398
Well, you go about 10 blocks up

697
00:29:50,465 --> 00:29:51,700
and four blocks to the left.

698
00:29:51,766 --> 00:29:53,969
10 blocks? Oh, no.

699
00:29:54,036 --> 00:29:55,638
I'm gonna sit right here and wait for the bus.

700
00:29:55,705 --> 00:29:57,106
Like hell you will.

701
00:29:57,173 --> 00:29:58,675
Ain't no bus been around here

702
00:29:58,742 --> 00:30:00,177
since the Bush administration.

703
00:30:00,243 --> 00:30:04,014
My God, it's one thing after another in this town.

704
00:30:04,081 --> 00:30:05,717
Thank you, I guess.

705
00:30:05,783 --> 00:30:08,853
Come on, Sheila.

706
00:30:08,920 --> 00:30:11,123
We're gonna go get our freak on.

707
00:30:11,190 --> 00:30:14,059
TERRI JOE: Now, is it five after six or before seven?

708
00:30:14,126 --> 00:30:16,195
You know, having a redneck teach you math

709
00:30:16,261 --> 00:30:18,665
it's like having an Asian teach you how to drive.

710
00:30:18,732 --> 00:30:20,100
Just ain't right.

711
00:30:23,003 --> 00:30:25,239
Motherfucker.

712
00:30:25,306 --> 00:30:26,340
Damn it!

713
00:30:26,407 --> 00:30:28,810
I knew I should've trusted no colored man.

714
00:30:28,877 --> 00:30:31,680
Of course he'd lead me to a damn chicken shack.

715
00:30:31,747 --> 00:30:33,749
[sighs]

716
00:30:33,815 --> 00:30:35,551
[upbeat hip hop music playing]

717
00:30:37,520 --> 00:30:39,355
♪♪♪

718
00:30:39,422 --> 00:30:40,524
[fryer beeping]

719
00:30:41,892 --> 00:30:43,527
Tenders up. Next.

720
00:30:43,594 --> 00:30:45,162
WOMAN: I'm so hungry.

721
00:30:45,229 --> 00:30:46,731
- Me first. - Oh.

722
00:30:46,798 --> 00:30:48,133
WOMAN: Oh, my God!

723
00:30:48,199 --> 00:30:50,135
I'm looking for the Love and Friendship Church.

724
00:30:50,201 --> 00:30:51,269
Do you happen to know--

725
00:30:51,336 --> 00:30:52,303
What?

726
00:30:52,370 --> 00:30:53,539
[crowd clamoring]

727
00:30:53,606 --> 00:30:55,007
Quiet!

728
00:30:55,074 --> 00:30:56,542
Sounds like a bunch of monkeys in here.

729
00:30:56,609 --> 00:30:58,043
I can hardly hear myself think.

730
00:30:58,110 --> 00:30:59,713
I think you better get the fuck

731
00:30:59,780 --> 00:31:00,814
from in front of me in this line.

732
00:31:00,881 --> 00:31:02,315
I know you saw me standing here.

733
00:31:02,382 --> 00:31:03,917
Pipe down, scarf.

734
00:31:03,984 --> 00:31:06,387
You know if I was built like a 12-year old boy

735
00:31:06,454 --> 00:31:08,156
as a 50-year old man, I would be pissed too.

736
00:31:08,222 --> 00:31:09,524
But you're just gonna have to wait your turn.

737
00:31:09,590 --> 00:31:11,894
Bitch, you must be out of your rabbit ass mind.

738
00:31:11,960 --> 00:31:13,262
I got this.

739
00:31:13,328 --> 00:31:15,697
I'm looking for the Love and Friendship church.

740
00:31:15,764 --> 00:31:17,233
Girl, you almost got cut

741
00:31:17,300 --> 00:31:18,735
and I'm not talking about in line.

742
00:31:18,802 --> 00:31:21,004
Now order or get out.

743
00:31:21,070 --> 00:31:23,741
Fine, if you insist.

744
00:31:23,808 --> 00:31:26,410
This again. This again?

745
00:31:26,477 --> 00:31:28,814
[camera clicking]

746
00:31:28,880 --> 00:31:30,515
Okay, you know what?

747
00:31:30,582 --> 00:31:32,918
I'm gonna have your four-piece extra crispy

748
00:31:32,984 --> 00:31:35,421
all thighs and a large sweet tea.

749
00:31:35,488 --> 00:31:38,391
Don't get me on my sugar, I like a sweet.

750
00:31:38,457 --> 00:31:40,092
[chuckles]

751
00:31:40,159 --> 00:31:43,630
Oh, and two drumsticks on that too. Thank you.

752
00:31:43,697 --> 00:31:45,199
[crowd clamoring]

753
00:31:46,568 --> 00:31:48,169
Sorry, Unc.

754
00:31:48,236 --> 00:31:50,905
She just ordered the last crispy thighs.

755
00:31:50,972 --> 00:31:53,075
Oh hell no! Where my lighter at?

756
00:31:53,142 --> 00:31:55,244
I'm gonna show her what crispy really is.

757
00:31:55,311 --> 00:31:56,946
Uh-uh, she ain't worth it.

758
00:31:57,012 --> 00:32:00,417
Is it really worth catching another case over some chicken?

759
00:32:03,286 --> 00:32:05,656
Oh, Lord, smiling mind, help me now.

760
00:32:08,392 --> 00:32:12,130
FEMALE VOICE: Now breathe into into your smiling mind with me.

761
00:32:12,197 --> 00:32:15,834
And one, and two...

762
00:32:15,901 --> 00:32:17,737
And three.

763
00:32:17,804 --> 00:32:20,273
You know what? You're right.

764
00:32:20,340 --> 00:32:22,375
Let me get my ass out of here.

765
00:32:22,443 --> 00:32:25,012
Before I set it off up in this bitch.

766
00:32:25,079 --> 00:32:26,213
- Set it off. - NICKI: Next!

767
00:32:26,280 --> 00:32:27,781
Bob Anne, what the hell are you doing?

768
00:32:27,848 --> 00:32:29,751
I ain't trying to be out here till the cows come home.

769
00:32:29,818 --> 00:32:31,186
Yeah, but my cooter hurts

770
00:32:31,253 --> 00:32:32,888
from running that truck all night, Beau.

771
00:32:32,954 --> 00:32:34,222
I can't walk right.

772
00:32:34,289 --> 00:32:35,524
What the hell you mean you can't?

773
00:32:35,591 --> 00:32:36,726
And never could.

774
00:32:36,792 --> 00:32:38,160
Mm-hm, turkey.

775
00:32:38,227 --> 00:32:40,597
You know, if Beau didn't drive like Mee-maw, well--

776
00:32:40,664 --> 00:32:42,266
- What? - Nothing.

777
00:32:42,332 --> 00:32:44,067
That's what I thought.

778
00:32:44,134 --> 00:32:46,336
ALL: Dang.

779
00:32:48,306 --> 00:32:50,408
BEAU: You sure this the right address?

780
00:32:50,475 --> 00:32:53,012
Ain't nowhere in hell Aretha Franklin can pull this off.

781
00:32:53,078 --> 00:32:54,513
You know, sure as shit.

782
00:32:55,814 --> 00:32:57,549
All right, listen up. Y'all gonna follow my lead.

783
00:32:57,616 --> 00:33:00,654
I'm going to do the talking. Y'all shut your nuts.

784
00:33:00,720 --> 00:33:02,722
Just follow Beau.

785
00:33:02,789 --> 00:33:03,723
[exhales]

786
00:33:05,526 --> 00:33:07,128
[whirring]

787
00:33:08,462 --> 00:33:11,166
JEORGIA: The green juice, babe, that's the key.

788
00:33:11,233 --> 00:33:13,235
If you want your body half as tea is mine.

789
00:33:13,302 --> 00:33:15,337
Pair that with the gym

790
00:33:15,404 --> 00:33:16,940
and I promise your body will be looking right.

791
00:33:17,006 --> 00:33:18,207
[chuckles]

792
00:33:18,274 --> 00:33:19,809
Well, not as good as mine,

793
00:33:19,876 --> 00:33:22,011
but it's something, you know?

794
00:33:22,078 --> 00:33:23,414
But cheers.

795
00:33:23,480 --> 00:33:25,182
[phone chimes]

796
00:33:25,249 --> 00:33:28,185
"Jeorgia, didn't you get a BBL?"

797
00:33:28,252 --> 00:33:30,755
Okay, guys, I have to go now.

798
00:33:30,822 --> 00:33:32,624
Dick is calling. See you later.

799
00:33:34,092 --> 00:33:37,663
- [doorbell ringing] - Coming. Coming!

800
00:33:37,730 --> 00:33:39,298
Oh.

801
00:33:39,365 --> 00:33:42,903
[seductive music playing]

802
00:33:42,970 --> 00:33:44,871
♪ Ooh ♪

803
00:33:44,938 --> 00:33:47,675
- Hey, there, ma'am. - Sorry.

804
00:33:47,742 --> 00:33:49,744
Did somebody say train?

805
00:33:49,811 --> 00:33:53,749
Because I'm trying to take a ride on the Cowboy Express.

806
00:33:53,816 --> 00:33:55,617
Choo-choo.

807
00:33:55,684 --> 00:33:57,486
[chuckles]

808
00:33:57,553 --> 00:33:59,322
Um, no. Well, we're actually,

809
00:33:59,389 --> 00:34:01,992
we're looking for our dear old friend Terri Joe.

810
00:34:02,058 --> 00:34:05,196
You know, she sent us this address

811
00:34:05,262 --> 00:34:06,897
to come and have dinner, and we know--

812
00:34:06,964 --> 00:34:08,432
We just wonder if she's here

813
00:34:08,499 --> 00:34:11,737
or if the-- the owner of this place in here?

814
00:34:11,803 --> 00:34:14,172
Um, you're talking to her.

815
00:34:15,474 --> 00:34:17,677
Shit. Are you guys undercover cops?

816
00:34:17,744 --> 00:34:19,779
Because we're doing a shit lot of coke in here.

817
00:34:19,846 --> 00:34:21,414
- Okay. - No.

818
00:34:21,481 --> 00:34:23,417
I'm just kidding. Just kidding.

819
00:34:23,484 --> 00:34:25,319
We're actually part of her

820
00:34:25,386 --> 00:34:27,688
prayer meet up group.

821
00:34:27,755 --> 00:34:29,257
That fake book thing?

822
00:34:29,324 --> 00:34:30,959
That's I right.

823
00:34:31,026 --> 00:34:32,794
Look, I have no clue where she is.

824
00:34:32,861 --> 00:34:34,029
The bitch stormed out earlier

825
00:34:34,095 --> 00:34:35,498
and I haven't seen her since so...

826
00:34:35,564 --> 00:34:38,401
Jeorgia, I think I got coochie lice.

827
00:34:39,802 --> 00:34:41,538
Not again.

828
00:34:41,605 --> 00:34:43,206
Sorry I couldn't be much help.

829
00:34:43,273 --> 00:34:46,109
But a bitch's got stuff to do.

830
00:34:46,176 --> 00:34:48,346
But if you want to come back later,

831
00:34:48,413 --> 00:34:50,048
the door will be unlocked.

832
00:34:50,114 --> 00:34:51,816
Just leave the uggos at home.

833
00:34:51,883 --> 00:34:52,751
Bye.

834
00:34:54,253 --> 00:34:55,487
EMMA: Jeorgia!

835
00:34:55,554 --> 00:34:56,688
JEORGIA: Coming.

836
00:34:56,755 --> 00:34:59,626
Well, I'll be damned. She got a Fakebook account.

837
00:34:59,692 --> 00:35:01,761
Check it, Bobford. Hell you doing?

838
00:35:04,832 --> 00:35:06,600
Mm...

839
00:35:06,667 --> 00:35:07,935
I can't find her.

840
00:35:08,002 --> 00:35:09,036
She ain't got no account.

841
00:35:09,103 --> 00:35:09,837
Let me see that damn thing.

842
00:35:11,807 --> 00:35:14,309
This ain't Fakebook, you hillbilly Hobbit.

843
00:35:14,376 --> 00:35:16,612
This is your Grinder page!

844
00:35:16,679 --> 00:35:18,414
[laughing]

845
00:35:25,789 --> 00:35:28,092
Homestyle chicken, huh?

846
00:35:28,158 --> 00:35:29,694
All right, come on, boys. We got her.

847
00:35:31,096 --> 00:35:32,163
Girl!

848
00:35:32,230 --> 00:35:34,165
Lord have mercy.

849
00:35:35,601 --> 00:35:37,570
Now that was some good eat.

850
00:35:39,738 --> 00:35:41,808
NICKI: Oh, were you raised in a barn yard?

851
00:35:41,875 --> 00:35:44,144
Did your Mama teach you no mannerisms?

852
00:35:45,312 --> 00:35:46,948
Excuse me?

853
00:35:47,014 --> 00:35:48,249
Follicles by Nicole.

854
00:35:48,316 --> 00:35:50,585
I do hair on the side.

855
00:35:50,651 --> 00:35:52,788
And bitch, you most definitely need to come see me.

856
00:35:52,855 --> 00:35:55,124
Your weave looking a hot ass nest.

857
00:35:55,190 --> 00:35:56,992
Sweetheart, this is not a weave.

858
00:35:57,059 --> 00:35:58,561
This is all my natural hair.

859
00:35:58,628 --> 00:35:59,629
[laughing]

860
00:35:59,696 --> 00:36:01,364
Well bitch, if that's your natural hair

861
00:36:01,431 --> 00:36:03,433
then I'm Megan Thee Stallion. Ah!

862
00:36:03,500 --> 00:36:06,003
You need a fresh install pronto.

863
00:36:06,070 --> 00:36:07,071
I'm not even gonna pretend

864
00:36:07,138 --> 00:36:08,205
like I know who Megan the Pony is

865
00:36:08,272 --> 00:36:09,974
or what an install is.

866
00:36:10,040 --> 00:36:11,510
Can you move right along?

867
00:36:11,576 --> 00:36:13,478
Well, look, we're located on Lincoln and Aventura

868
00:36:13,545 --> 00:36:15,647
if you change your mind. - I won't.

869
00:36:15,714 --> 00:36:18,017
I actually have an appointment with Love and Friendship Church.

870
00:36:18,084 --> 00:36:19,519
Do you know what that is?

871
00:36:19,585 --> 00:36:21,420
Girl, just use your phone.

872
00:36:21,487 --> 00:36:23,557
Oh, this Obama phone don't get nothing

873
00:36:23,624 --> 00:36:25,425
but Fakebook and the weather.

874
00:36:25,492 --> 00:36:28,196
All I know is that all the churches is to the South.

875
00:36:28,263 --> 00:36:30,798
I gotta go take my break now.

876
00:36:30,865 --> 00:36:31,666
Good luck.

877
00:36:31,733 --> 00:36:32,734
Bye.

878
00:36:32,800 --> 00:36:34,904
♪♪♪

879
00:36:34,970 --> 00:36:37,873
[upbeat music playing]

880
00:36:37,940 --> 00:36:39,875
Ooh! I love you.

881
00:36:41,311 --> 00:36:43,346
[burping]

882
00:36:46,250 --> 00:36:47,585
[laughing]

883
00:36:47,652 --> 00:36:49,220
Hey.

884
00:36:49,287 --> 00:36:50,488
That chicken feels so good.

885
00:36:50,555 --> 00:36:52,391
Bobby, focus up, damn it.

886
00:36:52,457 --> 00:36:54,893
Now y'all shut up, pay attention.

887
00:36:54,960 --> 00:36:56,261
Follow Beau.

888
00:36:56,328 --> 00:36:57,863
NICKI: Hey!

889
00:36:57,930 --> 00:36:59,365
No loitering.

890
00:37:02,368 --> 00:37:04,137
If you ain't ordering or eating chicken,

891
00:37:04,205 --> 00:37:05,873
you gots to go.

892
00:37:10,178 --> 00:37:11,513
Bobford, Bobby. Follow me.

893
00:37:11,580 --> 00:37:13,782
Bob Anne, you stay here.

894
00:37:13,848 --> 00:37:14,883
Your kind ain't welcome.

895
00:37:14,950 --> 00:37:16,752
[chuckles]

896
00:37:16,819 --> 00:37:18,287
Whoo!

897
00:37:18,354 --> 00:37:21,190
I ain't fucking lesbian.

898
00:37:21,257 --> 00:37:22,526
BEAU: Pardon me, ma'am.

899
00:37:22,593 --> 00:37:24,661
I got to apologize for my brothers there.

900
00:37:26,029 --> 00:37:28,466
Just getting a little over excited, that's all.

901
00:37:31,302 --> 00:37:33,404
[seductive music playing]

902
00:37:35,608 --> 00:37:37,376
Is there something wrong with your face?

903
00:37:37,443 --> 00:37:39,211
[music stops]

904
00:37:39,278 --> 00:37:41,615
You gotta take a shit or something?

905
00:37:41,681 --> 00:37:43,583
No.

906
00:37:43,650 --> 00:37:45,385
- [laughing] - Shut up. Shut up!

907
00:37:46,954 --> 00:37:48,723
Well, good afternoon. It's a lovely day.

908
00:37:48,789 --> 00:37:50,291
I'm sorry, I don't want to bother you,

909
00:37:50,358 --> 00:37:51,659
but we got this friend.

910
00:37:51,726 --> 00:37:53,996
She's in our Fakebook message group Bible study

911
00:37:54,062 --> 00:37:55,631
and we just got, well,

912
00:37:55,697 --> 00:37:57,633
we just got an important Jesus message for her

913
00:37:57,699 --> 00:38:00,703
and I just-- I'm wondering if you've seen her.

914
00:38:00,770 --> 00:38:02,739
Shit, 5-0.

915
00:38:05,209 --> 00:38:07,044
I don't know nothing,

916
00:38:07,111 --> 00:38:10,282
but she was just in here going in on some chicken.

917
00:38:10,348 --> 00:38:11,816
So you saw her.

918
00:38:13,952 --> 00:38:16,088
[whispering] I ain't no snitch,

919
00:38:16,155 --> 00:38:17,556
but if I was,

920
00:38:17,623 --> 00:38:20,293
I would tell you her hair looked a hot ass mess.

921
00:38:20,359 --> 00:38:22,896
I told her to come see me.

922
00:38:22,963 --> 00:38:24,398
I do hair on the side.

923
00:38:26,400 --> 00:38:28,436
You should come see me too.

924
00:38:28,503 --> 00:38:30,605
I do all textures.

925
00:38:30,672 --> 00:38:32,607
I don't know nothing else.

926
00:38:36,812 --> 00:38:38,047
Come on--

927
00:38:38,113 --> 00:38:39,515
Beau, please.

928
00:38:39,581 --> 00:38:41,484
Please, can't we get some chicken?

929
00:38:41,551 --> 00:38:43,520
I'm so hungry I could eat Martha June.

930
00:38:43,586 --> 00:38:44,754
Who is that?

931
00:38:44,821 --> 00:38:46,590
Beau's ex-girlfriend from middle school.

932
00:38:46,657 --> 00:38:48,259
Big boobs, itty bitty waist.

933
00:38:48,326 --> 00:38:49,327
- Uh! - [car door closing]

934
00:38:49,393 --> 00:38:51,028
What are you talking about, Bobby?

935
00:38:51,095 --> 00:38:53,165
Hey, are you huffing whippets again?

936
00:38:53,231 --> 00:38:54,366
TERRI JOE: Lord.

937
00:38:56,034 --> 00:38:58,304
Honey, I am run ragged.

938
00:38:59,238 --> 00:39:02,008
Wish I could hang these feet up like Sunday laundry.

939
00:39:03,109 --> 00:39:04,445
Oh, God, help me.

940
00:39:04,511 --> 00:39:06,380
[upbeat Latin music]

941
00:39:06,447 --> 00:39:08,048
- Yeah. - This is for you.

942
00:39:10,185 --> 00:39:11,853
Excuse me, la niño.

943
00:39:11,920 --> 00:39:12,787
Excuse me.

944
00:39:12,854 --> 00:39:14,656
Hey, you wouldn't happen to know

945
00:39:14,723 --> 00:39:16,525
where the Love and Friendship Church is, would you?

946
00:39:17,927 --> 00:39:20,629
Oh, no need to be scared. I ain't Immigration.

947
00:39:20,696 --> 00:39:23,333
But I do have them on speed dial,

948
00:39:23,400 --> 00:39:25,001
so you do best to mind me, boy.

949
00:39:26,837 --> 00:39:29,140
Hey, what's going on over there?

950
00:39:29,207 --> 00:39:30,742
It's lechon.

951
00:39:32,009 --> 00:39:34,780
- English, primo. - A puerco asado?

952
00:39:36,548 --> 00:39:39,585
Man, a cookout, fish fry, BBQ.

953
00:39:39,651 --> 00:39:42,422
Oh, why didn't you say that first?

954
00:39:42,489 --> 00:39:43,690
Well, ain't you going to introduce me?

955
00:39:43,757 --> 00:39:45,191
Nobody taught you about matters?

956
00:39:45,258 --> 00:39:46,627
Mom wants a tostado.

957
00:39:46,694 --> 00:39:49,497
[Latin music continues]

958
00:39:49,563 --> 00:39:51,899
[music stops]

959
00:40:04,314 --> 00:40:05,949
- Hey. - Jesus.

960
00:40:07,284 --> 00:40:08,786
[murmuring]

961
00:40:12,457 --> 00:40:14,893
[in Spanish]

962
00:40:18,964 --> 00:40:21,233
Gracias, mijo. I'll take it from here.

963
00:40:21,300 --> 00:40:24,971
Hey, everybody, this is my friend Terri Joe.

964
00:40:25,038 --> 00:40:26,506
We met last night.

965
00:40:26,573 --> 00:40:28,176
Please make her feel welcome.

966
00:40:28,242 --> 00:40:31,145
- [cheering] - Hi!

967
00:40:31,212 --> 00:40:32,079
Hey.

968
00:40:33,781 --> 00:40:36,051
I remember you from last night.

969
00:40:36,118 --> 00:40:37,152
You took care of me.

970
00:40:37,219 --> 00:40:38,887
I never got the chance to say thank you.

971
00:40:38,954 --> 00:40:40,757
We were in pretty bad shape.

972
00:40:40,824 --> 00:40:42,091
But I'm happy to see you're feeling better.

973
00:40:42,158 --> 00:40:44,160
I'm going to be the worst shape in hell

974
00:40:44,227 --> 00:40:46,230
for the things I was doing last night.

975
00:40:46,297 --> 00:40:48,332
Can't believe I let myself get consumed

976
00:40:48,399 --> 00:40:50,468
by temptation like that.

977
00:40:50,534 --> 00:40:52,204
I need to find my way back to God.

978
00:40:52,270 --> 00:40:53,972
Give yourself some grace.

979
00:40:54,039 --> 00:40:56,174
We all fall short of His glory.

980
00:40:56,241 --> 00:40:57,676
Well, bless your heart.

981
00:40:57,742 --> 00:40:59,579
You know, I really needed to hear that.

982
00:40:59,645 --> 00:41:01,514
It's all a part of His plan.

983
00:41:01,581 --> 00:41:04,384
Now let's get you some food.

984
00:41:04,451 --> 00:41:06,420
Not gotta tell me twice.

985
00:41:06,487 --> 00:41:08,188
[Latin music playing]

986
00:41:09,256 --> 00:41:10,258
[camera clicking]

987
00:41:10,325 --> 00:41:12,193
- [chiming] - Hey, Bob Anne, the phone!

988
00:41:12,260 --> 00:41:13,595
The phone.

989
00:41:13,661 --> 00:41:15,029
- [mumbles] - Look at the phone!

990
00:41:18,000 --> 00:41:21,403
- What is it? - Oh, shit. She posted.

991
00:41:21,470 --> 00:41:23,406
BOB: There's a picture of the bitch eating again.

992
00:41:23,473 --> 00:41:25,308
Beau, there's a street sign.

993
00:41:25,375 --> 00:41:27,310
Look, she's at the corner of--

994
00:41:27,377 --> 00:41:30,515
Come and Mierda.

995
00:41:30,581 --> 00:41:32,450
May-ur-da.

996
00:41:32,517 --> 00:41:34,253
- Mierda? - Put in the maps,

997
00:41:37,890 --> 00:41:40,493
Baby, she's across town. Let's go.

998
00:41:40,560 --> 00:41:43,229
[cheering and howling]

999
00:41:47,201 --> 00:41:49,169
Let's go, baby, we got our bitch!

1000
00:41:49,236 --> 00:41:50,504
Getting turkey! Getting turkey!

1001
00:41:50,571 --> 00:41:52,374
[exclaiming]

1002
00:41:52,440 --> 00:41:54,509
Oh, shit, Bob Anne!

1003
00:41:54,576 --> 00:41:58,781
[Latin music playing]

1004
00:42:02,318 --> 00:42:05,222
♪♪♪

1005
00:42:13,498 --> 00:42:17,269
♪♪♪

1006
00:42:24,010 --> 00:42:26,746
[upbeat music distorting]

1007
00:42:35,190 --> 00:42:37,059
[screaming]

1008
00:42:37,125 --> 00:42:38,760
[gunshots firing]

1009
00:42:46,770 --> 00:42:48,772
I got no time--

1010
00:42:48,839 --> 00:42:49,707
Excuse me--

1011
00:42:49,773 --> 00:42:50,808
[revving]

1012
00:42:50,874 --> 00:42:52,210
[tires screeching]

1013
00:42:52,277 --> 00:42:54,079
Alguien que me ayude!

1014
00:42:56,314 --> 00:42:58,184
- [tires screeching] - [car horn honking]

1015
00:42:59,852 --> 00:43:03,255
[screaming]

1016
00:43:04,524 --> 00:43:05,425
- [grunts] - [screaming]

1017
00:43:06,994 --> 00:43:09,296
- Aah! My leg! - I'm so sorry, Miss.

1018
00:43:09,363 --> 00:43:11,366
- Girls, come help me! - It was an accident.

1019
00:43:11,432 --> 00:43:12,934
[screaming]

1020
00:43:13,001 --> 00:43:15,069
Oh, damn, do you actually know how to drive?

1021
00:43:15,136 --> 00:43:16,538
I don't.

1022
00:43:16,605 --> 00:43:18,340
- [crying] - What the hell?

1023
00:43:18,407 --> 00:43:20,442
[crying]

1024
00:43:20,509 --> 00:43:21,878
So sorry, miss.

1025
00:43:21,945 --> 00:43:25,281
This Tracy Turnblad wideback of Notre Dank

1026
00:43:25,348 --> 00:43:27,684
came and hit me on my good leg!

1027
00:43:27,751 --> 00:43:28,953
[groaning]

1028
00:43:30,321 --> 00:43:32,923
Oh, hell no, bitch, you got some kind of nerve.

1029
00:43:32,990 --> 00:43:35,394
- Pardon me? - Homestyle chicken.

1030
00:43:35,460 --> 00:43:37,529
[Drag queen groaning]

1031
00:43:37,596 --> 00:43:40,033
I never forget when a bitch plays with my food.

1032
00:43:40,099 --> 00:43:41,868
I'm sorry, you must have me confused with someone else.

1033
00:43:41,934 --> 00:43:44,003
You cut me in line, then you ordered

1034
00:43:44,070 --> 00:43:46,240
the last extra crispy chicken thigh dinner,

1035
00:43:46,306 --> 00:43:48,275
and now you ran over one of my queens.

1036
00:43:48,342 --> 00:43:50,210
I ought to whoop your ass right now.

1037
00:43:50,277 --> 00:43:52,480
Oh, hold on now. That chicken thing wasn't my fault.

1038
00:43:52,547 --> 00:43:53,715
It's not my fault

1039
00:43:53,782 --> 00:43:55,917
that Black-owned businesses are negligent.

1040
00:43:55,984 --> 00:43:57,853
I ain't got time for this.

1041
00:43:57,920 --> 00:44:00,189
You are gonna fix this now,

1042
00:44:00,256 --> 00:44:02,191
or a doctor's gonna have to fix your face

1043
00:44:02,258 --> 00:44:04,561
after I'm done rearranging the motherfucker.

1044
00:44:04,628 --> 00:44:07,731
[intense upbeat music playing]

1045
00:44:15,440 --> 00:44:18,577
Get off of me.

1046
00:44:18,644 --> 00:44:20,212
Are you a homosexual.

1047
00:44:20,279 --> 00:44:21,447
A what?

1048
00:44:21,513 --> 00:44:22,949
- You're-- - Move.

1049
00:44:23,016 --> 00:44:25,752
You're all homosexuals.

1050
00:44:25,819 --> 00:44:29,056
Um, sure, aren't you?

1051
00:44:29,123 --> 00:44:30,891
I'm a Christian woman

1052
00:44:30,958 --> 00:44:33,194
and I'm not gonna have my faith compromised.

1053
00:44:33,260 --> 00:44:35,130
I'm getting the hell out of here. Ooh!

1054
00:44:35,197 --> 00:44:36,932
Girl, my back is killing me.

1055
00:44:36,998 --> 00:44:39,067
That will be the last shablam that I'm doing this week

1056
00:44:39,134 --> 00:44:41,671
[singing] and I'm gonna need some wings.

1057
00:44:41,738 --> 00:44:43,606
TERRI JOE: This is disgusting.

1058
00:44:43,673 --> 00:44:45,876
A bunch of men playing dress up.

1059
00:44:45,943 --> 00:44:48,178
Honey, we don't play. We do.

1060
00:44:48,245 --> 00:44:50,481
No, what you're doing is sinful.

1061
00:44:50,547 --> 00:44:54,319
Thinking you can wear womanhood like a damn Halloween costume.

1062
00:44:54,385 --> 00:44:56,054
Honey, a sin is thinking

1063
00:44:56,121 --> 00:44:58,424
that you can squeeze those size 16 hooves

1064
00:44:58,491 --> 00:45:00,259
into those size 6 flats.

1065
00:45:00,326 --> 00:45:01,527
[chuckles]

1066
00:45:03,129 --> 00:45:05,432
Oh no, I don't touch homosexuals.

1067
00:45:06,900 --> 00:45:08,902
Unlike you all. I'm a real woman.

1068
00:45:08,969 --> 00:45:10,905
No, you're a bitch.

1069
00:45:12,273 --> 00:45:13,674
I'm leaving now.

1070
00:45:13,741 --> 00:45:15,009
No, you're not going anywhere.

1071
00:45:15,076 --> 00:45:16,812
You took out our closing act.

1072
00:45:16,879 --> 00:45:19,648
You are going to perform tonight.

1073
00:45:19,715 --> 00:45:21,016
I'm not doing it.

1074
00:45:21,083 --> 00:45:23,219
Trust me, girl, you don't want to cross Raine.

1075
00:45:23,286 --> 00:45:25,155
I've seen her do worse for less.

1076
00:45:26,489 --> 00:45:27,323
Oh.

1077
00:45:29,293 --> 00:45:31,562
Okay, then what performance would y'all have me do?

1078
00:45:31,629 --> 00:45:33,697
Sing, dance,

1079
00:45:33,765 --> 00:45:35,167
shove a pogo stick up your ass

1080
00:45:35,233 --> 00:45:36,535
while reciting the alphabet backwards.

1081
00:45:36,601 --> 00:45:37,435
I don't give a shit.

1082
00:45:38,770 --> 00:45:42,008
Well, I used to sing in the church choir back home.

1083
00:45:42,074 --> 00:45:43,509
Works for me.

1084
00:45:45,645 --> 00:45:47,447
But don't get up there hootin' and hollerin'

1085
00:45:47,514 --> 00:45:48,982
and praise dancing.

1086
00:45:52,420 --> 00:45:54,422
Sorry, God.

1087
00:45:54,489 --> 00:45:56,457
[crowd chattering]

1088
00:45:57,760 --> 00:45:59,128
[feedback ringing]

1089
00:46:00,863 --> 00:46:02,231
Sorry.

1090
00:46:04,701 --> 00:46:08,505
[slow jazz music playing]

1091
00:46:18,750 --> 00:46:23,923
♪ After all the busy bees stop buzzing ♪

1092
00:46:25,658 --> 00:46:30,297
♪ Tower bells know it's too late to chime ♪

1093
00:46:33,100 --> 00:46:37,572
♪ You can wish all wishes by the dozen ♪

1094
00:46:39,775 --> 00:46:41,611
♪ Dreamtime ♪

1095
00:46:41,677 --> 00:46:43,880
Huh, who would've known the bitch had pipes.

1096
00:46:43,946 --> 00:46:46,483
Well honey, look at her.

1097
00:46:46,550 --> 00:46:48,819
It's a known fact that all big bitches can sing.

1098
00:46:48,886 --> 00:46:50,454
[laughing]

1099
00:46:50,520 --> 00:46:53,024
♪ Dreamtime ♪

1100
00:46:55,059 --> 00:46:59,999
♪ Close your eyes and let the moon shine ♪

1101
00:47:01,734 --> 00:47:07,274
♪ There will always be in their side ♪

1102
00:47:09,677 --> 00:47:12,179
♪ Waiting for you ♪

1103
00:47:18,787 --> 00:47:23,660
♪ So until the morning in the weekend ♪

1104
00:47:25,662 --> 00:47:29,700
♪ Try and leave memories behind ♪

1105
00:47:32,670 --> 00:47:37,342
♪ There'll be second chances for the taking ♪

1106
00:47:39,645 --> 00:47:42,715
♪ Dreamtime ♪

1107
00:47:46,186 --> 00:47:50,357
[slow jazz music continues]

1108
00:47:58,100 --> 00:48:00,302
[applause]

1109
00:48:11,882 --> 00:48:14,218
Damn, girl, you may look like a beluga whale,

1110
00:48:14,285 --> 00:48:15,887
but I didn't know he could blow down like that.

1111
00:48:15,954 --> 00:48:17,489
Beluga?

1112
00:48:17,556 --> 00:48:19,725
So who taught you how to sing like that?

1113
00:48:19,791 --> 00:48:22,962
Let me guess, you get it from your Mama?

1114
00:48:23,029 --> 00:48:24,630
No, she wishes.

1115
00:48:24,697 --> 00:48:27,066
That woman sounds like two alley cats

1116
00:48:27,133 --> 00:48:29,069
fighting over last week's tuna punch pie.

1117
00:48:29,136 --> 00:48:31,739
Tuna punch pie? That's just vile.

1118
00:48:31,805 --> 00:48:33,107
Where the hell are you from?

1119
00:48:33,173 --> 00:48:35,143
Louisiana. Born and raised.

1120
00:48:35,210 --> 00:48:37,145
You never had tuna punch pie?

1121
00:48:37,212 --> 00:48:39,915
Well, if you ain't swamp water podunk backwoods,

1122
00:48:39,982 --> 00:48:41,117
I don't know what is.

1123
00:48:41,183 --> 00:48:42,218
Yeah.

1124
00:48:45,087 --> 00:48:46,823
So, Dorothy...

1125
00:48:46,890 --> 00:48:48,325
[coughing]

1126
00:48:48,392 --> 00:48:50,327
What you doing all the way out here?

1127
00:48:50,394 --> 00:48:52,697
Oh, well, it's a long story,

1128
00:48:52,764 --> 00:48:56,034
but my Mama kicked me out on account I pissed her off

1129
00:48:56,100 --> 00:48:57,201
one too many times.

1130
00:48:58,504 --> 00:49:00,406
[sighs] I don't know what's wrong with me.

1131
00:49:00,472 --> 00:49:03,242
I was getting myself into some kind of trouble.

1132
00:49:03,308 --> 00:49:04,778
Such an idiot.

1133
00:49:04,844 --> 00:49:07,447
Ooh, don't be too hard on yourself, child.

1134
00:49:07,514 --> 00:49:09,315
I was kicked out of my house too.

1135
00:49:10,851 --> 00:49:12,420
My daddy came home

1136
00:49:12,486 --> 00:49:14,255
and caught me playing in my mama's lipstick and dress

1137
00:49:14,321 --> 00:49:17,292
and sent me right on out the door.

1138
00:49:17,359 --> 00:49:20,695
Stripped me naked and beat me to the white meat.

1139
00:49:20,762 --> 00:49:22,198
That sounds just awful,

1140
00:49:22,265 --> 00:49:25,168
not even the homo deserves...

1141
00:49:25,234 --> 00:49:27,103
that kind of treatment.

1142
00:49:27,170 --> 00:49:30,374
Mm, well, took a few pots pissed on

1143
00:49:30,441 --> 00:49:33,310
and a few doors slammed in my face, but...

1144
00:49:33,377 --> 00:49:35,346
I finally found my new family

1145
00:49:35,413 --> 00:49:37,215
right here in this very club.

1146
00:49:38,416 --> 00:49:40,719
I wish I had such luck.

1147
00:49:40,786 --> 00:49:44,957
You know, I've been trying to find this church all day

1148
00:49:45,024 --> 00:49:47,160
and it's so annoying 'cause I--

1149
00:49:47,227 --> 00:49:49,830
Hey, maybe you can come with me

1150
00:49:49,896 --> 00:49:53,167
and we can have somebody pray those demons out of you.

1151
00:49:53,234 --> 00:49:54,802
Oh, no, honey,

1152
00:49:54,869 --> 00:49:57,405
I gave up my church-going days a long time ago.

1153
00:49:57,472 --> 00:49:59,808
But why? Everybody loves church.

1154
00:49:59,875 --> 00:50:01,143
Where was the church

1155
00:50:01,210 --> 00:50:03,378
when my daddy was whooping me all up and down the streets?

1156
00:50:04,581 --> 00:50:06,850
This here is my church.

1157
00:50:06,916 --> 00:50:11,222
And my religion is holding a safe space for me,

1158
00:50:11,288 --> 00:50:14,525
my girls, gays, theys

1159
00:50:14,592 --> 00:50:18,330
and whatever the hell else is out there to just be.

1160
00:50:18,396 --> 00:50:21,801
And honey, God ain't in the church.

1161
00:50:21,868 --> 00:50:23,569
He's in the heart.

1162
00:50:23,636 --> 00:50:25,371
You're right about that. [chuckles]

1163
00:50:26,606 --> 00:50:29,276
Oh, okay.

1164
00:50:33,748 --> 00:50:35,350
[coughing]

1165
00:50:39,254 --> 00:50:41,457
Wait, you don't have AIDS, do you?

1166
00:50:41,524 --> 00:50:42,758
Ah.

1167
00:50:44,760 --> 00:50:46,563
[laughing]

1168
00:50:48,665 --> 00:50:49,900
Give me my damn cigarette.

1169
00:50:49,966 --> 00:50:52,470
What? You gotta ask sometimes. You never know.

1170
00:50:52,537 --> 00:50:53,671
Now where are you staying at tonight?

1171
00:50:53,738 --> 00:50:55,039
'Cause a bitch is about to get out of here

1172
00:50:55,106 --> 00:50:56,841
and untuck and unwind.

1173
00:50:56,908 --> 00:51:00,512
Well I don't really know about that to be honest with you.

1174
00:51:00,579 --> 00:51:02,281
Well come on, you can stay with me

1175
00:51:02,347 --> 00:51:04,751
and we could wash this dirty ass dress, too.

1176
00:51:04,817 --> 00:51:06,352
I-- I couldn't.

1177
00:51:06,419 --> 00:51:07,921
I don't want to put you out like that.

1178
00:51:07,987 --> 00:51:09,456
Oh, hush up, girl.

1179
00:51:09,523 --> 00:51:11,692
Now let's get out of here before I change my mind.

1180
00:51:11,759 --> 00:51:15,497
Just don't go trying to touch me in my sleep.

1181
00:51:15,564 --> 00:51:18,066
I like my candy on a stick,

1182
00:51:18,133 --> 00:51:19,701
Not in a box.

1183
00:51:19,768 --> 00:51:21,604
Well, honey, you don't have to worry about that with me.

1184
00:51:21,671 --> 00:51:23,506
- Well, good, honey. -What you do have to worry about

1185
00:51:23,573 --> 00:51:24,574
is me taking one of these Red Bulls.

1186
00:51:24,640 --> 00:51:26,375
Well, that's what they're for.

1187
00:51:35,086 --> 00:51:36,721
[snoring]

1188
00:51:42,561 --> 00:51:44,496
Wake up! Sorry sons of bitches.

1189
00:51:44,563 --> 00:51:45,932
Somebody check the Fakebook.

1190
00:51:47,867 --> 00:51:49,436
[yawns]

1191
00:51:51,505 --> 00:51:53,874
No, nothing.

1192
00:51:55,376 --> 00:51:57,679
Ooh, easy boys. Oh.

1193
00:51:57,746 --> 00:51:59,615
About time to drain the old trouser snake.

1194
00:51:59,681 --> 00:52:01,550
- I gotta take a dump. - I'm hungry.

1195
00:52:01,617 --> 00:52:03,419
Shut up!

1196
00:52:03,486 --> 00:52:05,121
We're running out of time.

1197
00:52:05,188 --> 00:52:06,489
We are running out of food.

1198
00:52:06,556 --> 00:52:08,591
We're running out of money.

1199
00:52:10,594 --> 00:52:12,329
Beau's gotta figure something out.

1200
00:52:12,396 --> 00:52:13,897
Jesus Christ, Beau,

1201
00:52:13,964 --> 00:52:15,467
look what those crazy Cubans did to your truck!

1202
00:52:15,533 --> 00:52:17,302
Now listen here, you--

1203
00:52:19,404 --> 00:52:21,273
handsome motherfucker,

1204
00:52:21,339 --> 00:52:23,175
I ain't eat nothing since them weenie dogs

1205
00:52:23,242 --> 00:52:24,543
at 7-Eleven yesterday.

1206
00:52:24,610 --> 00:52:26,112
And if I don't get something in my stomach right now,

1207
00:52:26,178 --> 00:52:27,581
I'm gonna start eating these leather seats

1208
00:52:27,648 --> 00:52:29,116
off your precious truck.

1209
00:52:29,182 --> 00:52:31,318
You so much as think about touching my leather seats,

1210
00:52:31,385 --> 00:52:33,821
I will tie your ass to the back and I'll drag you home.

1211
00:52:36,991 --> 00:52:38,092
TERRI JOE: Was I snoring last night?

1212
00:52:38,159 --> 00:52:39,227
RAINE: Well, you know,

1213
00:52:39,294 --> 00:52:40,829
I was actually gonna ask you if you were part Wookie.

1214
00:52:40,896 --> 00:52:43,065
- Part Wookie is crazy. - Yeah, it was wild.

1215
00:52:43,132 --> 00:52:45,067
Yeah, I know you want to get to your church,

1216
00:52:45,134 --> 00:52:46,670
but you're one of my girls now, - Yeah. Oh!

1217
00:52:46,736 --> 00:52:48,638
and I can't have you out here looking like this.

1218
00:52:48,705 --> 00:52:51,375
So you're coming with me to get this rat's nest tamed.

1219
00:52:51,442 --> 00:52:53,210
I'm sure my cousin has an open seat.

1220
00:52:53,277 --> 00:52:54,545
I don't have time for this.

1221
00:52:54,612 --> 00:52:56,080
I'm on a mission.

1222
00:52:56,147 --> 00:52:58,216
And plus, ain't nothing wrong with my hair,

1223
00:52:58,283 --> 00:52:59,584
and God says come as you are.

1224
00:52:59,651 --> 00:53:01,086
Well, honey, sorry to break it to you,

1225
00:53:01,153 --> 00:53:03,021
but I can name at least 10 things wrong with you.

1226
00:53:03,088 --> 00:53:04,390
Hey, hey.

1227
00:53:04,457 --> 00:53:06,959
- Get your ass in here. - Okay.

1228
00:53:07,026 --> 00:53:09,228
[laughing]

1229
00:53:09,295 --> 00:53:12,199
Girl, and then he tells me to get all dressed up and look nice

1230
00:53:12,266 --> 00:53:13,200
'cause he wants to take me out.

1231
00:53:13,267 --> 00:53:15,035
You're late again.

1232
00:53:15,102 --> 00:53:18,139
- Sorry. - And?

1233
00:53:18,206 --> 00:53:19,541
I asked him "Where?"

1234
00:53:19,607 --> 00:53:21,777
he said, "Where they cook food in front of you."

1235
00:53:21,844 --> 00:53:23,646
Shani, this is my new friend, Terri Joe.

1236
00:53:23,713 --> 00:53:24,880
You think you could hook her up?

1237
00:53:24,947 --> 00:53:26,749
She needs a new style for church.

1238
00:53:26,816 --> 00:53:27,951
SHANIECE: Mm-mm, ain't enough time

1239
00:53:28,018 --> 00:53:30,120
or deep conditioner to treat that scalp.

1240
00:53:30,187 --> 00:53:32,122
Nicki can do it.

1241
00:53:32,189 --> 00:53:34,726
'Cause she ain't got shit else better to do.

1242
00:53:34,792 --> 00:53:38,129
- Mama... - Clearly.

1243
00:53:38,196 --> 00:53:39,998
Now, bitch went to Benihana?

1244
00:53:40,065 --> 00:53:42,701
Worse, he took my ass to fucking Subway, girl!

1245
00:53:42,768 --> 00:53:44,603
- I know you're fucking lying. - The worst part is

1246
00:53:44,670 --> 00:53:46,906
I told him I would go on a second date with him,

1247
00:53:46,973 --> 00:53:50,210
and I still let him put his foot-long in my mouth.

1248
00:53:50,276 --> 00:53:51,579
Bitch, get out of my chair.

1249
00:53:51,645 --> 00:53:54,382
Wait a minute. Don't I know you from somewhere?

1250
00:53:54,448 --> 00:53:55,549
I'm sorry. Who are you?

1251
00:53:55,616 --> 00:53:57,652
Don't you play dumb with me.

1252
00:53:57,719 --> 00:53:59,988
You're that colored girl who gave me her business card

1253
00:54:00,055 --> 00:54:02,624
after insulting me at that ghetto chicken shack.

1254
00:54:02,691 --> 00:54:05,895
Yeah, I don't remember that, but that sounds like me.

1255
00:54:05,962 --> 00:54:08,297
I hand'em those out to everybody that comes in.

1256
00:54:08,364 --> 00:54:10,200
- Come sit down. - Wait, wait, wait.

1257
00:54:10,267 --> 00:54:13,203
Are you sure you can handle hair like this?

1258
00:54:13,270 --> 00:54:17,275
'Cause I'm sure you're used to dealing with texture like yours?

1259
00:54:17,342 --> 00:54:19,210
What do you mean by that?

1260
00:54:19,277 --> 00:54:22,314
Oh, just, you know,

1261
00:54:22,381 --> 00:54:24,717
that'd be unkempt and coarse.

1262
00:54:24,784 --> 00:54:26,952
And what the hell is that thing on top of your head?

1263
00:54:27,019 --> 00:54:29,389
Coming in here looking like James Brown with a toupee on?

1264
00:54:29,456 --> 00:54:34,429
Honey, this is homegrown blonde tresses of silky smooth hair

1265
00:54:34,495 --> 00:54:35,863
and a healthy bounce to it.

1266
00:54:35,930 --> 00:54:37,765
The only thing bouncing on you

1267
00:54:37,832 --> 00:54:39,835
was that FUPA when you walked up in here.

1268
00:54:39,902 --> 00:54:41,770
Now, do you want me to do something with this mess?

1269
00:54:41,837 --> 00:54:43,705
You know, not really,

1270
00:54:43,772 --> 00:54:45,742
but seeing as how that scary Black man over there

1271
00:54:45,809 --> 00:54:48,111
is gonna go all Shawshank on me if I don't,

1272
00:54:48,178 --> 00:54:49,612
I'm gonna let you do it.

1273
00:54:49,679 --> 00:54:53,184
Whatever. Like I said, follow me.

1274
00:54:53,250 --> 00:54:54,552
Come sit down.

1275
00:54:54,618 --> 00:54:56,987
Sure, whatever you say, Moesha.

1276
00:54:58,390 --> 00:54:59,357
SHANIECE: Let's go.

1277
00:54:59,424 --> 00:55:00,559
KIRA: Ooh, I'm hungry.

1278
00:55:00,625 --> 00:55:03,362
I can't wait to get my Vietnamese food.

1279
00:55:03,429 --> 00:55:04,530
- Mm-hm! - [laughing]

1280
00:55:04,597 --> 00:55:05,631
[bell dinging]

1281
00:55:06,999 --> 00:55:08,601
[Nicki grunts]

1282
00:55:08,668 --> 00:55:10,671
TERRI JOE: I hope you don't mind me asking, but

1283
00:55:10,737 --> 00:55:12,739
why did you choose that hairstyle?

1284
00:55:12,806 --> 00:55:14,875
Because I like it like this.

1285
00:55:14,942 --> 00:55:18,580
When was the last time you did anything with your hair?

1286
00:55:18,646 --> 00:55:20,482
Oh, I actually don't do my hair.

1287
00:55:20,548 --> 00:55:21,784
My Mama does it.

1288
00:55:23,185 --> 00:55:27,591
Now, is this raccoon or horse hair?

1289
00:55:27,657 --> 00:55:30,894
Neither. This is Brazilian, baby.

1290
00:55:30,961 --> 00:55:33,096
[scoffs] It's called Brazilian.

1291
00:55:33,163 --> 00:55:37,435
So we want to try any kinks and curls today.

1292
00:55:37,502 --> 00:55:38,636
Embrace the natural side?

1293
00:55:38,703 --> 00:55:39,638
Kinks and curls?

1294
00:55:39,705 --> 00:55:41,373
Are you visually impaired?

1295
00:55:41,440 --> 00:55:42,975
This is wavy hair.

1296
00:55:43,041 --> 00:55:45,378
And plus, even if I wanted to try something new with my hair,

1297
00:55:45,445 --> 00:55:48,414
my Mama would kill me.

1298
00:55:48,481 --> 00:55:50,283
Well, Terri, you a grown woman

1299
00:55:50,350 --> 00:55:51,752
and your mama's not here.

1300
00:55:51,819 --> 00:55:55,122
So do you want to try anything new and exciting?

1301
00:55:55,189 --> 00:55:57,692
New and exciting.

1302
00:55:59,227 --> 00:56:00,195
No.

1303
00:56:04,200 --> 00:56:06,135
You a piece of work. You know that, right?

1304
00:56:06,202 --> 00:56:09,706
Anything worth having requires work.

1305
00:56:09,773 --> 00:56:11,808
[intriguing music playing]

1306
00:56:15,914 --> 00:56:17,282
[groans]

1307
00:56:17,348 --> 00:56:19,117
Why ain't she posting yet?

1308
00:56:19,183 --> 00:56:20,351
I don't like pickle.

1309
00:56:20,418 --> 00:56:21,520
[Beau exhales]

1310
00:56:21,587 --> 00:56:22,588
- My teeth... - Mm-hm.

1311
00:56:23,889 --> 00:56:24,957
Hey, let me get that when you're done.

1312
00:56:25,024 --> 00:56:25,991
- Come on. - Hm?

1313
00:56:26,058 --> 00:56:27,427
Let me get that when you're done.

1314
00:56:27,494 --> 00:56:29,129
Yeah, that.

1315
00:56:29,195 --> 00:56:31,064
Thanks.

1316
00:56:31,131 --> 00:56:32,332
[exhales]

1317
00:56:34,368 --> 00:56:35,403
BOB ANNE: What is it?

1318
00:56:35,469 --> 00:56:36,737
[chuckles]

1319
00:56:37,838 --> 00:56:39,274
Maybe she's here.

1320
00:56:39,341 --> 00:56:40,809
Put in the GPS.

1321
00:56:40,876 --> 00:56:43,245
Put it in. Put it in.

1322
00:56:43,312 --> 00:56:44,046
Come on.

1323
00:56:44,112 --> 00:56:45,248
BOB ANNE: All right, All right.

1324
00:56:45,315 --> 00:56:47,016
[keypad clicking]

1325
00:56:47,083 --> 00:56:49,385
Hell, it's all the way across town.

1326
00:56:49,452 --> 00:56:51,120
You said we ain't got no gas.

1327
00:56:51,188 --> 00:56:52,957
We don't even know she's there.

1328
00:56:53,023 --> 00:56:55,225
Huh? This is a wild goose chase, Beau.

1329
00:56:55,292 --> 00:56:56,594
It's a wild goose chase.

1330
00:56:56,660 --> 00:56:58,263
You got a better idea?

1331
00:57:03,703 --> 00:57:06,005
[whimsical tone]

1332
00:57:08,874 --> 00:57:10,711
Oh, don't cry.

1333
00:57:12,446 --> 00:57:13,614
I just--

1334
00:57:13,680 --> 00:57:14,848
[sniffles]

1335
00:57:14,915 --> 00:57:17,785
I ain't never felt this beautiful before.

1336
00:57:17,852 --> 00:57:20,088
You've always been beautiful.

1337
00:57:20,154 --> 00:57:22,391
Sometimes you just got to dig through the rocks

1338
00:57:22,458 --> 00:57:23,859
to get to the diamonds.

1339
00:57:23,926 --> 00:57:25,995
You bitch, you shining.

1340
00:57:27,163 --> 00:57:29,366
- You think so? - I know so.

1341
00:57:30,700 --> 00:57:32,669
Thank you.

1342
00:57:32,736 --> 00:57:34,672
Okay, well, I think this stuff

1343
00:57:34,739 --> 00:57:37,274
calls for a selfie, don't you think?

1344
00:57:37,341 --> 00:57:40,445
Eat your heart out, Martha Dixon.

1345
00:57:40,512 --> 00:57:42,080
Fuck you, Martha.

1346
00:57:42,147 --> 00:57:42,814
[shutter clicks]

1347
00:57:42,881 --> 00:57:44,316
[sniffing]

1348
00:57:46,185 --> 00:57:47,453
Are you okay?

1349
00:57:47,520 --> 00:57:48,921
You need a tissue or something?

1350
00:57:48,988 --> 00:57:51,358
No, it's-- it's Chinese.

1351
00:57:51,425 --> 00:57:52,860
[bell dings]

1352
00:57:52,926 --> 00:57:55,129
Anyone hungry?

1353
00:57:55,195 --> 00:57:56,397
I know she is.

1354
00:57:56,463 --> 00:57:58,233
[phone chimes]

1355
00:57:58,299 --> 00:57:59,734
She posted.

1356
00:57:59,801 --> 00:58:01,670
I told you she was there, baby!

1357
00:58:01,736 --> 00:58:03,339
I'm undefeated, baby!

1358
00:58:03,406 --> 00:58:04,840
Let's go!

1359
00:58:04,907 --> 00:58:06,208
[exclaiming]

1360
00:58:07,510 --> 00:58:08,511
[whooping]

1361
00:58:08,577 --> 00:58:10,614
[chuckles]

1362
00:58:10,681 --> 00:58:12,482
Now this is my kind of soul food.

1363
00:58:12,549 --> 00:58:14,484
[laughing]

1364
00:58:16,487 --> 00:58:19,123
Pass me those egg rolls before Terri eats them all.

1365
00:58:19,190 --> 00:58:21,126
- Thank you. - My apologies.

1366
00:58:21,193 --> 00:58:23,462
I just love me some Chinese food.

1367
00:58:23,529 --> 00:58:24,563
So exotic.

1368
00:58:24,630 --> 00:58:26,498
You mean Vietnamese.

1369
00:58:26,565 --> 00:58:27,534
Nigga, please.

1370
00:58:27,600 --> 00:58:28,601
A poodle is a poodle,

1371
00:58:28,668 --> 00:58:30,270
no matter what part of the world

1372
00:58:30,336 --> 00:58:31,404
you pluck it from.

1373
00:58:31,471 --> 00:58:33,307
[laughing]

1374
00:58:33,374 --> 00:58:35,976
- What did you just say? - What?

1375
00:58:37,211 --> 00:58:38,913
We all know what they be cooking in their kitchens.

1376
00:58:38,979 --> 00:58:40,682
It ain't no secret.

1377
00:58:40,749 --> 00:58:42,384
[laughing]

1378
00:58:42,451 --> 00:58:45,354
Even Fox News said it.

1379
00:58:45,421 --> 00:58:47,023
Bitch what?

1380
00:58:47,090 --> 00:58:50,059
I'm 15% Vietnamese on my daddy's side.

1381
00:58:50,126 --> 00:58:51,462
That's right, my Blasian sister.

1382
00:58:52,996 --> 00:58:54,164
You know your dad?

1383
00:58:54,231 --> 00:58:56,734
- Get out of here! - [all exclaiming]

1384
00:58:56,800 --> 00:58:58,870
Stupid fucking bitches.

1385
00:58:58,937 --> 00:59:00,205
Chinegroes.

1386
00:59:01,873 --> 00:59:03,041
Ew!

1387
00:59:06,879 --> 00:59:07,913
Hey!

1388
00:59:09,249 --> 00:59:10,450
[slurping]

1389
00:59:10,517 --> 00:59:13,053
Hey! Why did you send me to that chicken place yesterday

1390
00:59:13,120 --> 00:59:14,988
when I told you I was looking for a church?

1391
00:59:15,056 --> 00:59:17,492
I ain't never met you, girl.

1392
00:59:17,558 --> 00:59:19,393
I'd remember if I met Shamu.

1393
00:59:19,460 --> 00:59:20,628
[laughing]

1394
00:59:20,695 --> 00:59:23,098
Shamu? I told you

1395
00:59:23,165 --> 00:59:24,900
I was looking for the Love and Friendship church.

1396
00:59:24,967 --> 00:59:26,301
Love and friendship?

1397
00:59:26,368 --> 00:59:28,705
Ooh-whee!

1398
00:59:28,772 --> 00:59:30,974
They really know how to feed a man.

1399
00:59:31,040 --> 00:59:32,408
You see, that's the same bullshit

1400
00:59:32,475 --> 00:59:34,145
you were spouting out yesterday.

1401
00:59:34,211 --> 00:59:35,780
Bitch, you're gonna give me some money

1402
00:59:35,846 --> 00:59:37,515
or you're gonna keep on talking?

1403
00:59:37,581 --> 00:59:39,718
And why on God's green earth would I do that?

1404
00:59:39,785 --> 00:59:42,888
Because you wanna find that church.

1405
00:59:42,954 --> 00:59:45,024
[chuckles] You think I'm falling for that?

1406
00:59:45,091 --> 00:59:47,093
If it's the church you seek,

1407
00:59:47,160 --> 00:59:49,362
it's the money that I reap.

1408
00:59:49,428 --> 00:59:51,698
Mm...

1409
00:59:51,765 --> 00:59:53,400
Well, I don't have any cash.

1410
00:59:54,968 --> 00:59:58,039
- Pay or plan it. - Fine.

1411
00:59:58,106 --> 01:00:00,141
But if you send me on a wild goose chase again,

1412
01:00:00,208 --> 01:00:01,910
- [shutter clicks] - I'm gonna find you.

1413
01:00:01,976 --> 01:00:04,146
And not only will you be homeless and legless,

1414
01:00:04,213 --> 01:00:06,515
but I'm gonna make sure you're dickless, too.

1415
01:00:06,582 --> 01:00:08,017
You're welcome, Sheila.

1416
01:00:09,786 --> 01:00:10,854
Bitch.

1417
01:00:10,921 --> 01:00:12,789
- [phone chimes] - There, it's done.

1418
01:00:12,856 --> 01:00:15,026
[chuckles]

1419
01:00:15,092 --> 01:00:16,727
That's what I'm talking about.

1420
01:00:16,794 --> 01:00:19,197
Bitch, you put me back in the game.

1421
01:00:19,263 --> 01:00:22,568
See there, Sheila? I always provide for you.

1422
01:00:22,634 --> 01:00:23,969
[slurping]

1423
01:00:24,036 --> 01:00:25,170
Oh, hello!

1424
01:00:26,772 --> 01:00:29,676
Okay, okay, so you go down three blocks to the left,

1425
01:00:29,742 --> 01:00:31,578
then you turn to the right

1426
01:00:31,644 --> 01:00:33,047
and you turn to the left

1427
01:00:33,113 --> 01:00:35,149
and you back it up and you turn--

1428
01:00:35,216 --> 01:00:37,551
Where the fuck is it?

1429
01:00:37,618 --> 01:00:38,686
All right, all right.

1430
01:00:38,752 --> 01:00:40,455
Go down to blocks to the right.

1431
01:00:40,522 --> 01:00:41,723
You turn to the left.

1432
01:00:41,790 --> 01:00:42,991
You get on the bus,

1433
01:00:43,058 --> 01:00:44,426
and you get off at Jefferson.

1434
01:00:44,492 --> 01:00:46,829
The bus? You said there weren't any buses around here.

1435
01:00:46,896 --> 01:00:48,698
That was over there.

1436
01:00:48,764 --> 01:00:51,101
We over here, you dumbass.

1437
01:00:51,168 --> 01:00:52,970
You know what? I don't have time for this.

1438
01:00:53,036 --> 01:00:54,571
Get your life together, sir.

1439
01:00:54,638 --> 01:00:56,206
And here's a helpful tip.

1440
01:00:56,273 --> 01:00:57,842
You won't find God at the bottom of that bottle.

1441
01:00:57,909 --> 01:01:01,079
Says who? You dumb bitch.

1442
01:01:04,083 --> 01:01:06,385
BOBFORD: I'm first-- Beat it!

1443
01:01:06,452 --> 01:01:08,254
- [all groaning and exclaiming] - BOB ANNE: My hair--

1444
01:01:12,692 --> 01:01:14,628
I see Terri Joe. She's sitting right there.

1445
01:01:14,694 --> 01:01:15,963
Who's got the gun?

1446
01:01:16,030 --> 01:01:17,365
I don't see her.

1447
01:01:17,431 --> 01:01:19,467
She's sitting in that chair right fucking there.

1448
01:01:19,533 --> 01:01:21,603
Mm, that ain't her, you inbred.

1449
01:01:21,670 --> 01:01:23,305
That's the girl that gave us the card.

1450
01:01:23,372 --> 01:01:24,873
Terri Joe's about 200 pounds heavier,

1451
01:01:24,940 --> 01:01:26,275
and four shades darker!

1452
01:01:26,341 --> 01:01:28,011
HOMELESS MAN: You boys lost or something?

1453
01:01:31,514 --> 01:01:35,085
Who are you calling "boy," boy?

1454
01:01:35,152 --> 01:01:37,187
We're looking for this woman. You seen her?

1455
01:01:37,254 --> 01:01:39,224
Yeah, I've seen her

1456
01:01:39,291 --> 01:01:41,426
and there ain't no way in hell

1457
01:01:41,493 --> 01:01:44,997
I'm gonna tell a pecker wood where she is.

1458
01:01:45,064 --> 01:01:46,966
Hey, Jiggaboo. You're gonna tell me

1459
01:01:47,033 --> 01:01:48,034
exactly where she is

1460
01:01:48,100 --> 01:01:49,402
or I'm gonna beat it out of you.

1461
01:01:49,468 --> 01:01:50,870
HOMELESS MAN: I ain't scared of you, ho.

1462
01:01:50,938 --> 01:01:53,040
- [grunts] - [objects clinking]

1463
01:01:53,106 --> 01:01:54,408
That's all you got?

1464
01:01:54,474 --> 01:01:56,978
Hey, do you think he fucking really needs that chair,

1465
01:01:57,045 --> 01:01:58,846
or he's just lazy, 'cause you're Black?

1466
01:01:58,913 --> 01:02:00,181
[laughing]

1467
01:02:00,248 --> 01:02:01,549
Only one way to find out.

1468
01:02:01,616 --> 01:02:02,884
- Whooo! - Hey!

1469
01:02:02,952 --> 01:02:04,753
Take your hands off of Sheila!

1470
01:02:04,820 --> 01:02:06,322
What you want? Anything,

1471
01:02:06,388 --> 01:02:08,157
Bitch, anything. What you need?

1472
01:02:08,223 --> 01:02:10,393
Tell me where the bitch is or Sheila gets it.

1473
01:02:10,460 --> 01:02:13,797
Yeah, I'mma penetrate her.

1474
01:02:13,863 --> 01:02:15,566
HOMELESS MAN: All right, all right, all right, all right.

1475
01:02:15,633 --> 01:02:18,769
She went to the Love and Friendship church.

1476
01:02:18,836 --> 01:02:20,204
Come on, man.

1477
01:02:21,273 --> 01:02:23,108
Was that so hard?

1478
01:02:23,175 --> 01:02:24,176
[Bob Anne making monkey noises]

1479
01:02:24,242 --> 01:02:25,477
Give it back.

1480
01:02:25,544 --> 01:02:27,013
BEAU: Come on, boys. Let's get out of here.

1481
01:02:28,147 --> 01:02:29,382
A fucking girl!

1482
01:02:31,684 --> 01:02:32,886
[groans]

1483
01:02:32,953 --> 01:02:34,088
Oh, damn.

1484
01:02:34,154 --> 01:02:36,223
There's you reparation, Zaboomafoo!

1485
01:02:36,290 --> 01:02:37,591
[bus horn honking]

1486
01:02:37,658 --> 01:02:38,792
[cheering]

1487
01:02:38,859 --> 01:02:40,295
[tires screeching]

1488
01:02:41,563 --> 01:02:43,898
Oh, I bet that cotton picker lied to me!

1489
01:02:43,965 --> 01:02:46,369
- Damn it. - Lied to me!

1490
01:02:46,435 --> 01:02:48,971
I'mma gut him like a catfish on Good Friday.

1491
01:02:49,038 --> 01:02:50,606
- Damn it. - Just like Mee-maw, baby.

1492
01:02:50,673 --> 01:02:51,675
Just like Mee-maw!

1493
01:02:51,742 --> 01:02:53,310
We ain't got time to turn around now.

1494
01:02:53,377 --> 01:02:54,878
Plus besides, Bobby took that trash out.

1495
01:02:54,945 --> 01:02:55,912
I watched it.

1496
01:02:55,979 --> 01:02:57,715
[laughing]

1497
01:02:57,782 --> 01:03:00,351
Whoo! Mee-maw made a mean catfish, didn't you, brother?

1498
01:03:00,418 --> 01:03:01,919
She did. I miss her. Rest her soul.

1499
01:03:01,986 --> 01:03:03,255
[farting]

1500
01:03:03,322 --> 01:03:04,690
Oh, ooh shit.

1501
01:03:04,757 --> 01:03:06,258
This Japanese food is running straight through me!

1502
01:03:06,325 --> 01:03:08,060
Oh, Lord Jesus.

1503
01:03:08,127 --> 01:03:09,696
We find a bathroom?

1504
01:03:09,763 --> 01:03:12,132
[farting]

1505
01:03:12,198 --> 01:03:13,666
Lord Jesus, please don't forsake me.

1506
01:03:15,102 --> 01:03:16,170
Oh, shit. Well, that's her.

1507
01:03:16,237 --> 01:03:17,304
Look! Look at her!

1508
01:03:17,371 --> 01:03:18,639
Oh, shit, Beau.

1509
01:03:18,706 --> 01:03:19,974
TERRI JOE: Oh, shit!

1510
01:03:20,041 --> 01:03:22,277
- BEAU: All right! - [gang whooping]

1511
01:03:22,344 --> 01:03:23,945
- Let's go. - Hoo, hoo!

1512
01:03:24,012 --> 01:03:25,614
BOB: Go kneed her ass, Bob Anne.

1513
01:03:25,680 --> 01:03:27,150
BEAU: You got this.

1514
01:03:27,216 --> 01:03:29,218
Yeah, I'll bring her out dead or alive, boys.

1515
01:03:29,285 --> 01:03:31,154
- Yahoo! - Go get her, Bob Anne!

1516
01:03:31,220 --> 01:03:32,755
I'm gonna get her, baby, let's go.

1517
01:03:34,224 --> 01:03:36,827
- [farting and splattering] - TERRI JOE: Oh!

1518
01:03:36,894 --> 01:03:39,798
Feels like the birth of a baby on my ass, oh.

1519
01:03:39,864 --> 01:03:41,466
- [farting] - Oh!

1520
01:03:43,401 --> 01:03:45,838
AMETHYST: Terri Joe.

1521
01:03:45,905 --> 01:03:48,174
[suspenseful music playing]

1522
01:03:48,240 --> 01:03:51,144
Oh, Ter-Bear.

1523
01:03:51,211 --> 01:03:52,813
Not now, Marmalade.

1524
01:03:52,879 --> 01:03:55,348
Oh, come play with me.

1525
01:03:55,415 --> 01:03:57,885
- Oh, shit-- - Terri...

1526
01:03:57,952 --> 01:03:59,287
Get out, get out.

1527
01:03:59,353 --> 01:04:01,522
- And I want it. - Oh, I know!

1528
01:04:01,589 --> 01:04:02,925
Terri...

1529
01:04:02,991 --> 01:04:04,126
[distorted noises]

1530
01:04:07,362 --> 01:04:09,532
[ominous tone]

1531
01:04:17,808 --> 01:04:19,376
AMETHYST: I'm back here.

1532
01:04:21,446 --> 01:04:23,148
Hey there, cousin.

1533
01:04:23,215 --> 01:04:24,749
[squelching and slurping]

1534
01:04:24,816 --> 01:04:26,751
[chuckles]

1535
01:04:26,819 --> 01:04:28,154
Missed me?

1536
01:04:28,221 --> 01:04:30,556
Oh, what's the matter?

1537
01:04:30,623 --> 01:04:33,193
You look like you seen a ghost.

1538
01:04:33,260 --> 01:04:34,795
Boo!

1539
01:04:34,862 --> 01:04:35,996
[distant laughing]

1540
01:04:36,063 --> 01:04:37,364
Marmalade?

1541
01:04:40,201 --> 01:04:42,370
In the flesh.

1542
01:04:44,172 --> 01:04:47,009
You know I can't stay away from you for too long Ter-Bear.

1543
01:04:47,076 --> 01:04:48,544
[light crackling]

1544
01:04:48,611 --> 01:04:51,047
Oh, and it's Amethyst now.

1545
01:04:51,114 --> 01:04:53,717
Oh, Marmalade, please.

1546
01:04:53,783 --> 01:04:55,785
It's Amethyst!

1547
01:04:57,455 --> 01:04:59,857
Amethyst, Marmalade...

1548
01:04:59,924 --> 01:05:01,292
Bat straight out of hell.

1549
01:05:01,359 --> 01:05:02,828
I don't really give a fuck.

1550
01:05:02,895 --> 01:05:05,464
In fact, I stopped giving a fuck about you

1551
01:05:05,531 --> 01:05:07,332
that day you showed up on my doorstep

1552
01:05:07,399 --> 01:05:09,269
all bloody and dirty,

1553
01:05:09,335 --> 01:05:12,138
turned into this-- this thing.

1554
01:05:12,205 --> 01:05:13,973
[growling]

1555
01:05:14,040 --> 01:05:16,944
[spooky music playing]

1556
01:05:22,083 --> 01:05:24,085
This thing?

1557
01:05:24,152 --> 01:05:26,454
You say that like it was my choice.

1558
01:05:26,521 --> 01:05:28,691
I didn't choose to be kidnapped.

1559
01:05:28,758 --> 01:05:32,662
I didn't choose to be raped and turn into a vampire.

1560
01:05:34,364 --> 01:05:37,000
Sweetheart, this is all your fault.

1561
01:05:37,067 --> 01:05:39,671
Maybe if you weren't sneaking out in the dead of night

1562
01:05:39,737 --> 01:05:42,173
to do God knows what, with God knows who,

1563
01:05:42,240 --> 01:05:45,177
you wouldn't be in this predicament now.

1564
01:05:45,244 --> 01:05:47,813
AMETHYST: And what predicament is that?

1565
01:05:49,515 --> 01:05:51,418
TERRI JOE: Mm, I don't know. Let me see.

1566
01:05:51,484 --> 01:05:52,919
A soul-less sack of animated flesh

1567
01:05:52,986 --> 01:05:55,455
that feeds on the blood of the innocent,

1568
01:05:55,522 --> 01:05:58,459
who are more than likely to spend all eternity in hell?

1569
01:05:58,526 --> 01:06:00,995
Whenever that glorious day that somebody decides

1570
01:06:01,062 --> 01:06:04,633
to shove a wooden stake through your cold dead heart.

1571
01:06:04,700 --> 01:06:07,336
I'm going to make you shit your teeth,

1572
01:06:07,402 --> 01:06:09,572
you fucking Republicunt.

1573
01:06:12,675 --> 01:06:13,776
Bite me.

1574
01:06:13,843 --> 01:06:17,147
Oh, I intend to.

1575
01:06:17,214 --> 01:06:18,582
[grunts]

1576
01:06:23,321 --> 01:06:24,389
[growling]

1577
01:06:25,857 --> 01:06:26,826
Oh!

1578
01:06:26,892 --> 01:06:28,227
[grunts]

1579
01:06:28,294 --> 01:06:29,562
Ooh, shit.

1580
01:06:33,400 --> 01:06:34,768
[grunts]

1581
01:06:34,835 --> 01:06:36,403
- [hissing] - [grunts]

1582
01:06:42,644 --> 01:06:44,312
[grunts]

1583
01:06:44,379 --> 01:06:45,914
Bitch.

1584
01:06:45,981 --> 01:06:47,816
[growling]

1585
01:06:49,118 --> 01:06:50,386
[squelching]

1586
01:06:50,452 --> 01:06:52,756
Ah...

1587
01:06:54,524 --> 01:06:55,358
[National Anthem on electric guitar playing]

1588
01:06:55,425 --> 01:06:57,361
I did it.

1589
01:06:57,428 --> 01:06:58,929
[panting] I did it.

1590
01:07:10,510 --> 01:07:11,477
Oh, my God.

1591
01:07:11,544 --> 01:07:12,578
- BOBFORD: Well, well! - [gasps]

1592
01:07:12,645 --> 01:07:14,447
You've sure been hard to find.

1593
01:07:14,514 --> 01:07:16,984
[dramatic music playing]

1594
01:07:17,051 --> 01:07:18,819
Ah! Oh, my God.

1595
01:07:21,423 --> 01:07:23,258
Beau.

1596
01:07:23,325 --> 01:07:25,393
BOB ANNE: I like a strong witch, too.

1597
01:07:25,460 --> 01:07:27,463
[ethereal music playing]

1598
01:07:29,131 --> 01:07:30,266
[muffled screaming]

1599
01:07:30,333 --> 01:07:31,801
[gasping]

1600
01:07:34,871 --> 01:07:36,106
- Ah! - Stop all that moving.

1601
01:07:39,510 --> 01:07:42,613
Keep your hands off me, you filthy lesbian.

1602
01:07:44,382 --> 01:07:46,785
Don't say another motherfucking word

1603
01:07:46,852 --> 01:07:48,887
or I swear to God I'll kill you.

1604
01:07:48,954 --> 01:07:51,524
Okay, okay. Just don't hurt me.

1605
01:07:53,259 --> 01:07:54,661
Beau!

1606
01:07:54,728 --> 01:07:56,229
Beau, you're here to save me.

1607
01:07:56,296 --> 01:07:58,733
These two men were gonna have their way with me.

1608
01:07:58,799 --> 01:08:00,968
I ain't a fucking man.

1609
01:08:01,035 --> 01:08:01,969
Could've fooled me.

1610
01:08:02,036 --> 01:08:03,672
[mockingly]

1611
01:08:03,739 --> 01:08:06,074
Please, please don't do this to me.

1612
01:08:06,141 --> 01:08:07,042
BEAU: Oh, it's too late

1613
01:08:07,109 --> 01:08:08,845
for all that begging and pleading.

1614
01:08:08,911 --> 01:08:11,481
You in some deep doggy shit, Terri Joe.

1615
01:08:11,547 --> 01:08:15,819
I heard every word that you told the cops.

1616
01:08:15,886 --> 01:08:17,688
How dumb do you think I am?

1617
01:08:17,755 --> 01:08:18,922
[Bob Anne chuckles]

1618
01:08:20,557 --> 01:08:22,026
[laughing]

1619
01:08:23,695 --> 01:08:25,063
Fuck it! Doesn't matter,

1620
01:08:25,130 --> 01:08:27,800
because I am a man...

1621
01:08:29,268 --> 01:08:30,770
...of good faith.

1622
01:08:30,836 --> 01:08:33,340
Now, I was gonna kill you.

1623
01:08:33,407 --> 01:08:34,674
[whimpering]

1624
01:08:34,741 --> 01:08:37,043
But after seeing your cousin's house, I think

1625
01:08:37,110 --> 01:08:40,181
I think ransom just might be a whole lot better idea.

1626
01:08:40,248 --> 01:08:42,617
But first, some fun.

1627
01:08:42,683 --> 01:08:44,185
Go tighten the ropes.

1628
01:08:44,252 --> 01:08:45,320
And I'm gonna get the belt.

1629
01:08:45,387 --> 01:08:46,855
- [laughing] - BOB ANNE: Whoo!

1630
01:08:46,922 --> 01:08:48,657
[exclaiming]

1631
01:08:48,724 --> 01:08:49,792
No, no, please, please.

1632
01:08:49,858 --> 01:08:51,594
Hey, I'll call the sheriff

1633
01:08:51,661 --> 01:08:53,396
and I'll make it right. I will.

1634
01:08:53,463 --> 01:08:54,597
No, no, no, no, no.

1635
01:08:54,664 --> 01:08:56,667
I think you're gonna call someone else.

1636
01:08:56,734 --> 01:08:57,802
Where's your phone?

1637
01:09:00,037 --> 01:09:01,038
Um...

1638
01:09:02,641 --> 01:09:03,642
BEAU: Huh?

1639
01:09:05,143 --> 01:09:06,011
Where?

1640
01:09:08,447 --> 01:09:09,749
Oh, hell no, Bob Anne get that.

1641
01:09:09,816 --> 01:09:12,051
- Uh, me? - BEAU: Come on.

1642
01:09:12,118 --> 01:09:14,755
Uh, okay...

1643
01:09:14,822 --> 01:09:17,057
Oh, no. Anybody but her, please.

1644
01:09:17,124 --> 01:09:19,126
No, uh-uh, that ain't my bag.

1645
01:09:19,193 --> 01:09:20,527
Mm-mm.

1646
01:09:22,831 --> 01:09:23,965
Got to do everything!

1647
01:09:26,100 --> 01:09:27,603
[Terri Joe moaning]

1648
01:09:27,670 --> 01:09:29,038
It's right on in there.

1649
01:09:29,104 --> 01:09:30,072
TERRI JOE: Ooh.

1650
01:09:30,139 --> 01:09:31,373
I get in there and I stay Black, brother.

1651
01:09:31,440 --> 01:09:32,809
TERRI JOE: Oh, wow.

1652
01:09:32,876 --> 01:09:34,044
Ain't gonna bite you.

1653
01:09:34,110 --> 01:09:35,145
- Oh, that ain't right. - TERRI JOE: Ooh!

1654
01:09:35,212 --> 01:09:36,546
BOB ANNE: Ooh!

1655
01:09:36,613 --> 01:09:37,948
TERRI JOE: Good hands you got there.

1656
01:09:38,014 --> 01:09:40,418
- [whimpers] - BEAU: Oh!

1657
01:09:40,485 --> 01:09:41,552
Now who am I calling?

1658
01:09:41,619 --> 01:09:44,055
What the hell kind of phone is this?

1659
01:09:45,357 --> 01:09:46,492
Obama.

1660
01:09:46,558 --> 01:09:48,527
[laughing]

1661
01:09:48,594 --> 01:09:50,195
Figures.

1662
01:09:50,262 --> 01:09:52,232
Now you're gonna call up that Black lady

1663
01:09:52,298 --> 01:09:53,333
who owns that mansion.

1664
01:09:53,399 --> 01:09:56,035
You're gonna ask her for one trillion dollars.

1665
01:09:56,102 --> 01:09:59,607
And don't try no funny shit or we'll cut your fingers off.

1666
01:09:59,673 --> 01:10:01,742
- Okay. - BEAU: Dial!

1667
01:10:01,809 --> 01:10:03,578
- Come on. - [line trilling]

1668
01:10:03,645 --> 01:10:04,613
TERRI JOE: Okay, it's calling.

1669
01:10:04,679 --> 01:10:06,214
JEORGINA: Hello?

1670
01:10:06,281 --> 01:10:08,651
What the fuck? Why is it so dark?

1671
01:10:08,718 --> 01:10:09,952
Jeorgia, I need help!

1672
01:10:10,019 --> 01:10:11,254
They're trying to kill me!

1673
01:10:11,320 --> 01:10:12,755
- [thud] - Ah!

1674
01:10:14,691 --> 01:10:16,159
JEORGIA: Oh, my God.

1675
01:10:16,226 --> 01:10:20,163
You're at one of those seedy sex clubs downtown, aren't you?

1676
01:10:20,230 --> 01:10:23,001
Ugh, thanks for the invite, bitch.

1677
01:10:23,067 --> 01:10:25,270
No, no, no, you idiot. I need help!

1678
01:10:26,805 --> 01:10:28,173
- [screaming and crying] - Mm!

1679
01:10:28,240 --> 01:10:30,776
A little CNC play.

1680
01:10:30,843 --> 01:10:33,780
Wow, Miami's really done a number on you.

1681
01:10:33,847 --> 01:10:36,116
I couldn't be more proud. [chuckles]

1682
01:10:36,182 --> 01:10:37,851
[hangs up]

1683
01:10:40,087 --> 01:10:42,123
BEAU: You stupid bitch. Bobford, the gun.

1684
01:10:42,189 --> 01:10:43,424
- Tired of this shit. - [gun clicks]

1685
01:10:43,491 --> 01:10:45,360
This country-ass bitch has seen her last days.

1686
01:10:45,427 --> 01:10:46,795
TERRI JOE: No!

1687
01:10:46,862 --> 01:10:48,597
Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

1688
01:10:48,664 --> 01:10:51,000
Okay, we got money saved up at home

1689
01:10:51,067 --> 01:10:52,635
from daddy's life insurance.

1690
01:10:52,702 --> 01:10:54,203
[breathing heavily]

1691
01:11:01,245 --> 01:11:02,647
Put her on speaker.

1692
01:11:02,714 --> 01:11:03,915
Okay.

1693
01:11:05,250 --> 01:11:06,418
[line trilling]

1694
01:11:06,484 --> 01:11:08,821
TAMRA: Hello, this is Tamra.

1695
01:11:08,888 --> 01:11:09,855
Oh, Mama, they're trying to kill me!

1696
01:11:09,922 --> 01:11:12,124
- Help me! - TAMRA: Ha! Got ya!

1697
01:11:12,191 --> 01:11:13,392
Oh, my God.

1698
01:11:13,459 --> 01:11:14,695
TAMRA: You dumbass!

1699
01:11:14,761 --> 01:11:16,630
Fell for that, Terri Joe.

1700
01:11:16,697 --> 01:11:18,732
Damn it! It's every fucking time!

1701
01:11:18,799 --> 01:11:20,635
I'm over this shit!

1702
01:11:20,702 --> 01:11:21,869
Somebody shoot her. Make it quick.

1703
01:11:21,936 --> 01:11:22,870
TERRI JOE: No! Wait, wait!

1704
01:11:22,937 --> 01:11:24,072
Hey, Bob, you said I--

1705
01:11:24,138 --> 01:11:25,139
No, you always get to have all the fun.

1706
01:11:25,206 --> 01:11:26,374
[struggling]

1707
01:11:26,442 --> 01:11:27,376
No, move--

1708
01:11:27,443 --> 01:11:28,944
No, you always get to have all the fun.

1709
01:11:29,011 --> 01:11:31,380
You always get to have all the fun!

1710
01:11:31,447 --> 01:11:32,649
It's my turn, you dweeb--

1711
01:11:32,716 --> 01:11:34,217
- [gunshot fires] - [screaming]

1712
01:11:39,991 --> 01:11:42,593
- What the hell is that? - [gas hissing]

1713
01:11:42,660 --> 01:11:44,395
- [gunshots firing] - [screaming]

1714
01:11:45,998 --> 01:11:48,266
- BOBFORD: Shit. - BOB: I'm hit!

1715
01:11:48,333 --> 01:11:50,235
I'm hit.

1716
01:11:50,302 --> 01:11:51,471
[celestial music playing]

1717
01:11:51,537 --> 01:11:53,306
[dings]

1718
01:11:53,373 --> 01:11:55,174
[gas hissing]

1719
01:11:57,945 --> 01:11:59,947
[ethereal choir music playing]

1720
01:12:16,833 --> 01:12:19,002
[ethereal choir music playing]

1721
01:12:22,974 --> 01:12:24,208
[engine stops]

1722
01:12:24,275 --> 01:12:25,977
[grunts]

1723
01:12:29,281 --> 01:12:30,916
Where are we?

1724
01:12:32,084 --> 01:12:33,953
Exactly where you need to be.

1725
01:12:36,456 --> 01:12:38,224
[choir music playing]

1726
01:12:41,996 --> 01:12:44,599
What are we writing for?

1727
01:12:44,666 --> 01:12:46,168
Let's get in there.

1728
01:12:48,136 --> 01:12:50,807
Just like the Lord, I am the shepherd.

1729
01:12:50,873 --> 01:12:54,010
I seek the lost, bind the broken,

1730
01:12:54,077 --> 01:12:55,278
and lead the willing.

1731
01:12:58,082 --> 01:13:00,384
Well, will I ever see you again?

1732
01:13:05,890 --> 01:13:07,859
I'm always on the main line.

1733
01:13:07,926 --> 01:13:09,428
[Terri Joe chuckles]

1734
01:13:09,495 --> 01:13:10,362
Okay.

1735
01:13:11,864 --> 01:13:13,265
Well, thank you.

1736
01:13:13,332 --> 01:13:14,133
[chuckles]

1737
01:13:20,073 --> 01:13:22,343
[upbeat organ music playing]

1738
01:13:24,579 --> 01:13:27,716
Finally, my home away from home.

1739
01:13:27,783 --> 01:13:29,485
[celestial music playing]

1740
01:13:29,551 --> 01:13:30,953
Hey, you sure you don't...

1741
01:13:31,019 --> 01:13:32,287
want to come?

1742
01:13:35,325 --> 01:13:36,893
[chuckles]

1743
01:13:38,362 --> 01:13:40,231
Jesus Cristo.

1744
01:13:41,932 --> 01:13:44,336
Jesus Christ?

1745
01:13:45,971 --> 01:13:47,806
Jesus Christ. [laughing]

1746
01:13:49,741 --> 01:13:53,045
And the Lord said, "I will pour you out a blessing

1747
01:13:53,112 --> 01:13:56,550
that there shall not be room enough to receive it."

1748
01:13:56,617 --> 01:13:58,619
Malachi, chapter 3, verse 10.

1749
01:13:58,685 --> 01:14:00,554
ALL: Amen.

1750
01:14:00,621 --> 01:14:03,992
PASTOR: Brothers and sisters, I am here to reassure you

1751
01:14:04,058 --> 01:14:06,861
that you in fact deserve every blessing

1752
01:14:06,928 --> 01:14:08,564
God bestows on you

1753
01:14:08,631 --> 01:14:11,734
because you are God's child.

1754
01:14:11,801 --> 01:14:13,702
- ALL: Hallelujah. - Hallelujah.

1755
01:14:13,769 --> 01:14:14,971
PASTOR: Speaking of blessings,

1756
01:14:15,038 --> 01:14:18,508
today it's my 10th wedding anniversary.

1757
01:14:18,575 --> 01:14:20,845
If you know anything about marriage,

1758
01:14:20,912 --> 01:14:22,947
you know it is a miracle

1759
01:14:23,014 --> 01:14:24,782
just to get past that first year.

1760
01:14:24,849 --> 01:14:26,618
[all laughing]

1761
01:14:26,685 --> 01:14:28,854
But by the grace of God,

1762
01:14:28,921 --> 01:14:32,492
we are still going strong and long.

1763
01:14:32,559 --> 01:14:34,194
[applause]

1764
01:14:36,229 --> 01:14:38,999
Now, many of you already know my better half,

1765
01:14:39,066 --> 01:14:41,202
but for those of you who don't,

1766
01:14:41,268 --> 01:14:44,306
I would like to share my blessing with you.

1767
01:14:44,372 --> 01:14:46,608
Can I share my blessing with each of you today?

1768
01:14:46,675 --> 01:14:48,076
ALL: Yes.

1769
01:14:48,143 --> 01:14:49,878
Get on up here, Aubrey.

1770
01:14:49,945 --> 01:14:51,681
Ain't that just as sweet as pie.

1771
01:14:51,747 --> 01:14:53,416
[applause]

1772
01:14:57,955 --> 01:15:02,427
This is my lovely husband Aubrey.

1773
01:15:02,493 --> 01:15:04,529
[applause]

1774
01:15:04,596 --> 01:15:07,799
What the fuck?

1775
01:15:07,866 --> 01:15:09,134
Excuse me?

1776
01:15:09,201 --> 01:15:11,203
The love of your life is a man?

1777
01:15:11,270 --> 01:15:12,838
And a Black one at that?

1778
01:15:12,905 --> 01:15:16,443
Now that's just wrong on so many levels I can't even count.

1779
01:15:16,509 --> 01:15:18,311
I mean, how can a man of God

1780
01:15:18,378 --> 01:15:20,848
lie down with another man?

1781
01:15:20,915 --> 01:15:22,116
That's disgusting.

1782
01:15:22,183 --> 01:15:23,684
You ought to be ashamed of yourself.

1783
01:15:23,751 --> 01:15:25,853
How dare you?

1784
01:15:25,920 --> 01:15:27,623
[parishioners murmuring]

1785
01:15:29,992 --> 01:15:31,927
Here in Love and Friendship

1786
01:15:31,994 --> 01:15:34,197
we believe in being inclusive

1787
01:15:34,264 --> 01:15:36,699
and having respect for everyone.

1788
01:15:36,766 --> 01:15:40,170
Well, are you including God in that respect for everyone?

1789
01:15:40,237 --> 01:15:42,006
Because He for sure as hell fire

1790
01:15:42,072 --> 01:15:43,741
would not be blessing this union.

1791
01:15:43,807 --> 01:15:45,277
WOMAN: You need to leave.

1792
01:15:45,343 --> 01:15:47,112
I can't believe this church is run by a bunch

1793
01:15:47,178 --> 01:15:49,648
of back-biting, fudge-packing, twinkle-toed,

1794
01:15:49,714 --> 01:15:52,051
skirt-wearing, tongue-popping fairy faggots!

1795
01:15:52,118 --> 01:15:54,020
[clamoring]

1796
01:15:54,086 --> 01:15:55,488
What?

1797
01:15:55,554 --> 01:15:57,357
You guys can't seriously be condoning

1798
01:15:57,424 --> 01:15:59,860
this kind of behavior in the House of the Lord.

1799
01:15:59,927 --> 01:16:01,962
I rebuke it in the name of Jesus.

1800
01:16:02,029 --> 01:16:06,234
Why don't you rebuke the fact that your body is 80% back fat?

1801
01:16:06,301 --> 01:16:09,271
[parishioners laughing]

1802
01:16:09,338 --> 01:16:11,173
What are you even doing here?

1803
01:16:11,240 --> 01:16:12,541
The same thing you're doing here.

1804
01:16:12,608 --> 01:16:14,109
Didn't you tell me to find someone

1805
01:16:14,176 --> 01:16:15,445
to pray the demon out of me?

1806
01:16:15,512 --> 01:16:18,615
Or am I too much of a fairy faggot now?

1807
01:16:18,682 --> 01:16:20,518
TERRI JOE: Well, I didn't mean in this church.

1808
01:16:20,584 --> 01:16:23,654
This church may very well be run by homosexuals,

1809
01:16:23,721 --> 01:16:24,655
but it ain't for colored people.

1810
01:16:24,722 --> 01:16:26,224
[gasps]

1811
01:16:26,291 --> 01:16:28,593
Bitch, are you dead ass?

1812
01:16:28,660 --> 01:16:30,095
Do you even own a mirror?

1813
01:16:30,162 --> 01:16:31,730
What's that supposed to mean?

1814
01:16:31,797 --> 01:16:36,235
Oh, I hate an Uncle Ruckus, Auntie Tom,

1815
01:16:36,302 --> 01:16:41,208
Oreo, reverse Rachel Dolezal wannabe white ass hoe.

1816
01:16:41,275 --> 01:16:46,581
Bitch, your elbows is as Black as coal.

1817
01:16:47,582 --> 01:16:50,419
You watch your mouth in the House of the Lord, girl.

1818
01:16:50,486 --> 01:16:52,621
I think you're a little dookie braids are too tight

1819
01:16:52,688 --> 01:16:54,757
because it's messing with your eyesight.

1820
01:16:54,824 --> 01:16:56,058
RAINE: You're no child to God.

1821
01:16:56,125 --> 01:16:58,528
You're just a holier-than-thou throng.

1822
01:16:58,595 --> 01:17:00,630
- CROWD: Yeah! - I am a true Christian.

1823
01:17:00,697 --> 01:17:04,202
Would a Christian woman push an innocent man

1824
01:17:04,268 --> 01:17:06,104
Ain front of a bullet for her own personal well-being?

1825
01:17:06,170 --> 01:17:07,138
[crowd gasps]

1826
01:17:07,205 --> 01:17:08,407
Mike, I thought you were--

1827
01:17:08,474 --> 01:17:09,575
Dead?

1828
01:17:09,641 --> 01:17:10,976
You know, it wasn't like that--

1829
01:17:11,043 --> 01:17:12,811
And how was it, Terri Joe?

1830
01:17:12,878 --> 01:17:14,814
Threw me to the gators like a pack of marshmallows.

1831
01:17:16,616 --> 01:17:18,184
I loved you.

1832
01:17:18,251 --> 01:17:20,588
I would have done anything for you.

1833
01:17:21,822 --> 01:17:24,058
[slurping]

1834
01:17:27,062 --> 01:17:28,463
What is going on here?

1835
01:17:30,265 --> 01:17:31,867
¿Y qué pasa con mi pobre abuela?

1836
01:17:31,933 --> 01:17:33,202
TERRI JOE: English.

1837
01:17:33,269 --> 01:17:36,339
We're in America. We speak English.

1838
01:17:36,406 --> 01:17:38,074
She almost killed my grandma, torta negrita.

1839
01:17:38,142 --> 01:17:39,810
TERRI JOE: Killed is a stretch.

1840
01:17:39,877 --> 01:17:41,645
She's almost dead anyways.

1841
01:17:41,712 --> 01:17:43,514
- [crowd gasping] - Oh, my bad.

1842
01:17:43,580 --> 01:17:44,816
AMETHYST: Speaking of the dead.

1843
01:17:47,952 --> 01:17:49,254
Marmalade!

1844
01:17:49,320 --> 01:17:51,090
You did this!

1845
01:17:51,157 --> 01:17:54,660
Oh, no, Ter-Bear, you did this.

1846
01:17:54,727 --> 01:17:56,062
You did all of this.

1847
01:17:56,129 --> 01:17:58,198
How could I have done this?

1848
01:17:58,265 --> 01:17:59,900
All I wanted to do is go to a church

1849
01:17:59,966 --> 01:18:01,401
and praise the good Lord.

1850
01:18:01,468 --> 01:18:02,670
AMETHYST: And instead, along the way,

1851
01:18:02,737 --> 01:18:05,273
all you've done is take advantage of the kindness

1852
01:18:05,339 --> 01:18:06,941
that these people have shown you.

1853
01:18:07,008 --> 01:18:09,978
You use God and religion

1854
01:18:10,045 --> 01:18:12,014
to shame and ridicule everyone

1855
01:18:12,081 --> 01:18:14,984
for being exactly who God made them.

1856
01:18:15,051 --> 01:18:19,489
Well, that ends today, Ter-Bear,

1857
01:18:19,556 --> 01:18:21,225
because we're gonna make minced meat out of you.

1858
01:18:21,292 --> 01:18:22,993
[laughing]

1859
01:18:23,060 --> 01:18:25,729
"No weapons that are formed against me shall prosper

1860
01:18:25,796 --> 01:18:27,599
"and every tongue that rise up against me

1861
01:18:27,666 --> 01:18:30,635
in judgment I shall condemn."

1862
01:18:30,702 --> 01:18:32,305
Whoo!

1863
01:18:32,371 --> 01:18:34,307
[screaming]

1864
01:18:36,242 --> 01:18:38,712
PASTOR: I said take your seat, Terri Joe!

1865
01:18:38,779 --> 01:18:41,715
[crowd exclaiming]

1866
01:18:44,185 --> 01:18:45,887
[screaming]

1867
01:18:45,954 --> 01:18:47,555
[voices echoing]

1868
01:18:49,124 --> 01:18:51,727
See? I told you she wasn't dead.

1869
01:18:51,794 --> 01:18:53,329
Unfortunately.

1870
01:18:53,395 --> 01:18:55,297
Ugh, thank God.

1871
01:18:55,364 --> 01:18:57,167
You know, one more hour

1872
01:18:57,234 --> 01:18:59,736
and I was gonna have to have 911

1873
01:18:59,803 --> 01:19:01,938
all up in my 411.

1874
01:19:02,005 --> 01:19:03,774
I need a Xannie.

1875
01:19:03,841 --> 01:19:04,876
[doorbell rings]

1876
01:19:04,942 --> 01:19:07,245
Oh, wait, wait, please don't answer that.

1877
01:19:07,311 --> 01:19:08,447
They're trying to kill me.

1878
01:19:08,514 --> 01:19:10,883
What the fuck are you talking about?

1879
01:19:10,949 --> 01:19:12,117
[doorbell ringing]

1880
01:19:12,184 --> 01:19:15,054
Ew, you're never coming to one of my parties ever again.

1881
01:19:15,121 --> 01:19:17,056
And speaking of parties,

1882
01:19:17,123 --> 01:19:19,926
a bitch just has to go get her glam on because...

1883
01:19:19,993 --> 01:19:22,396
♪ Ain't no party like a Jeorgia yacht party ♪

1884
01:19:22,463 --> 01:19:24,565
♪ 'Cause a Jeorgia yacht party has drugs ♪

1885
01:19:24,632 --> 01:19:25,933
[laughing]

1886
01:19:26,000 --> 01:19:27,736
Oh, my God, my it's so crazy.

1887
01:19:27,802 --> 01:19:30,105
Damn heifer, you ain't hear us ringing this fuck ass doorbell?

1888
01:19:30,172 --> 01:19:31,973
Oh, my bad.

1889
01:19:34,477 --> 01:19:37,146
[intriguing music playing]

1890
01:19:37,213 --> 01:19:39,349
What are you doing here?

1891
01:19:39,416 --> 01:19:41,985
And you, you did my... hair.

1892
01:19:42,052 --> 01:19:45,523
Bitch, please, ain't no way in hell I did that.

1893
01:19:45,590 --> 01:19:48,560
No, no, I'm not crazy. I promise.

1894
01:19:48,626 --> 01:19:52,665
There was the homosechas, and drag queens

1895
01:19:52,731 --> 01:19:56,336
and demons and vampires and...

1896
01:19:56,403 --> 01:19:58,872
little Mexican kids playing in the street.

1897
01:20:00,574 --> 01:20:02,577
- Bitch, is she okay? - Don't mind her.

1898
01:20:02,643 --> 01:20:05,580
She's just a little tardlestein.

1899
01:20:05,646 --> 01:20:07,515
Let's get out of here.

1900
01:20:07,582 --> 01:20:10,118
Didn't I tell you to pre wash your hair?

1901
01:20:10,185 --> 01:20:12,421
I can smell the ejaculate from here.

1902
01:20:12,487 --> 01:20:14,557
Oh, sorry. [chuckles]

1903
01:20:14,624 --> 01:20:16,159
TERRI JOE: Wait, what--?

1904
01:20:16,226 --> 01:20:18,494
Don't leave me here by myself.

1905
01:20:18,561 --> 01:20:19,997
Please don't leave me.

1906
01:20:21,799 --> 01:20:24,301
Hard. I think I'm losing my marbles.

1907
01:20:24,368 --> 01:20:26,705
Where's my holy oil?

1908
01:20:28,073 --> 01:20:30,375
This is worse than Juneteenth.

1909
01:20:34,247 --> 01:20:36,048
What?

1910
01:20:36,115 --> 01:20:39,586
Jesus tits on Christ.

1911
01:20:40,988 --> 01:20:43,090
[upbeat music playing]

1912
01:20:43,156 --> 01:20:44,292
[gasps]

1913
01:20:46,127 --> 01:20:47,895
What the fuck?

1914
01:20:49,999 --> 01:20:51,033
[thud]

1915
01:20:51,100 --> 01:20:53,469
♪ Cause I'm on this long long road ♪

1916
01:20:53,535 --> 01:20:55,972
♪ And I don't know where to go ♪

1917
01:20:56,039 --> 01:20:58,875
♪ Feels like I'mma lose my mind ♪

1918
01:20:58,942 --> 01:21:01,544
♪ But I ain't going back home ♪

1919
01:21:01,611 --> 01:21:03,080
♪ I'm gonna follow my dreams ♪

1920
01:21:03,147 --> 01:21:04,882
♪ Dreams ♪

1921
01:21:04,949 --> 01:21:09,021
♪ Even though it seems that it's a lonely road ♪

1922
01:21:10,322 --> 01:21:11,923
♪ Oh, oh ♪

1923
01:21:13,492 --> 01:21:15,328
♪ Ooh-ooh, ooh ♪

1924
01:21:17,630 --> 01:21:20,234
♪ Cause I'm on this long long road ♪

1925
01:21:20,301 --> 01:21:22,736
♪ And I don't know where to go ♪

1926
01:21:22,803 --> 01:21:25,639
♪ Feels like I'mma lose my mind ♪

1927
01:21:25,706 --> 01:21:27,776
♪ But I ain't going back home ♪

1928
01:21:27,842 --> 01:21:29,844
♪ I'm gonna follow my dreams ♪

1929
01:21:29,911 --> 01:21:31,646
♪ Dreams ♪

1930
01:21:31,713 --> 01:21:34,817
♪ Even though it seems that it's a lonely road ♪

1931
01:21:37,086 --> 01:21:38,689
♪ Oh, oh ♪

1932
01:21:40,324 --> 01:21:42,626
♪ Ooh-ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh♪

1933
01:21:42,693 --> 01:21:44,862
♪ Ooh-ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh♪

1934
01:21:44,929 --> 01:21:47,565
♪ Ooh-ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh♪