1 00:00:07,299 --> 00:00:10,302 [♪ intriguing music playing] 2 00:00:20,979 --> 00:00:22,940 Take your gates out of the road. That's the law. 3 00:00:22,981 --> 00:00:25,150 Figure it out, or you can spend some time in jail. 4 00:00:25,192 --> 00:00:26,944 [Josh] I can have my gate. 5 00:00:26,985 --> 00:00:28,320 I don't have to let you through. 6 00:00:28,362 --> 00:00:30,614 [Seth] I wanted to get away from people. 7 00:00:30,614 --> 00:00:34,618 And then one of the crazies from out there moved out here. 8 00:00:34,660 --> 00:00:37,079 ♪♪ 9 00:00:41,333 --> 00:00:44,795 Those homeowners do not own the beach to the water. 10 00:00:44,836 --> 00:00:47,005 They're just entitled elitists 11 00:00:47,047 --> 00:00:48,966 that want to call the beach their backyard. 12 00:00:49,007 --> 00:00:51,343 That beach property might be sand, 13 00:00:51,385 --> 00:00:53,387 but it's no different than your backyard. 14 00:00:53,428 --> 00:00:55,681 If someone were to come and set up a grill 15 00:00:55,722 --> 00:00:56,974 and a boom box without your permission, 16 00:00:57,015 --> 00:00:58,225 would you be upset? 17 00:00:58,267 --> 00:01:00,018 [Josh] I never expected someone 18 00:01:00,060 --> 00:01:01,853 as far away as they are 19 00:01:01,895 --> 00:01:04,481 to cause me near the amount of problems that they have. 20 00:01:04,523 --> 00:01:06,191 [Sara] This whole beach situation 21 00:01:06,233 --> 00:01:08,569 has pit neighbor against neighbor. 22 00:01:08,610 --> 00:01:10,821 Get the fuck off my property now! 23 00:01:10,862 --> 00:01:12,656 [drone whirring] 24 00:01:12,698 --> 00:01:14,741 [Seth] Just got a bad neighbor over here. 25 00:01:14,783 --> 00:01:17,035 He's unpredictable. He's gonna kill someone. 26 00:01:18,036 --> 00:01:20,038 ♪♪ 27 00:01:24,084 --> 00:01:27,212 I didn't realize how in-depth you guys went on this. 28 00:01:27,254 --> 00:01:29,298 - What? - Apparently, this is a new fort. 29 00:01:31,550 --> 00:01:34,011 That was not the plan for those cinder blocks, but-- 30 00:01:34,052 --> 00:01:36,013 But-- Well, can we keep it as this? 31 00:01:36,054 --> 00:01:37,389 Not forever. [chuckles] 32 00:01:37,431 --> 00:01:39,266 This was kind of the ultimate challenge. 33 00:01:39,308 --> 00:01:43,812 Can I come out here and take a piece of empty, barren land, 34 00:01:43,854 --> 00:01:45,397 and turn it into a home? 35 00:01:45,439 --> 00:01:48,609 2020, when COVID really hit, kinda cemented that for us. 36 00:01:48,650 --> 00:01:50,902 Like get away from population centers. 37 00:01:50,944 --> 00:01:52,362 When we first moved out here, 38 00:01:52,362 --> 00:01:54,072 we didn't really expect to have neighbor problems, 39 00:01:54,114 --> 00:01:56,074 'cause we didn't really expect to have neighbors. 40 00:01:56,116 --> 00:01:57,409 - [metallic hammering] - Hey y'all, 41 00:01:57,451 --> 00:01:59,202 can you not do that right now? 42 00:01:59,244 --> 00:02:01,455 - Mm-hmm. - Thank you. 43 00:02:01,496 --> 00:02:02,956 Those are my neighbors. 44 00:02:04,166 --> 00:02:07,252 Hi, my name is Seth, and this is my bug out 45 00:02:07,294 --> 00:02:08,837 that I built, my home. 46 00:02:08,879 --> 00:02:10,756 I moved out here in 2016, 47 00:02:10,797 --> 00:02:13,258 to get out of the crazy that was going on in Portland. 48 00:02:13,300 --> 00:02:15,385 On the 20th year of each century, 49 00:02:15,427 --> 00:02:16,678 there's been a plague. 50 00:02:16,720 --> 00:02:19,848 So, I told my wife we need to get out of here 51 00:02:19,890 --> 00:02:21,600 before 2020 hits. 52 00:02:21,642 --> 00:02:24,311 We came out here where we could slow down, 53 00:02:24,353 --> 00:02:25,937 where we can just live our day. 54 00:02:25,979 --> 00:02:28,732 We can work with our horses where it's quiet. 55 00:02:28,774 --> 00:02:31,735 When I first met Josh, he wanted to put gates up in the road. 56 00:02:31,777 --> 00:02:33,820 I told him, you can't do that, man. 57 00:02:33,862 --> 00:02:37,074 Horses have been taking that road for hundreds of years, 58 00:02:37,115 --> 00:02:38,742 you know, since the cowboys have been out here 59 00:02:38,784 --> 00:02:40,744 and the natives have been out here. 60 00:02:40,786 --> 00:02:42,245 [Josh] The beef with our neighbors 61 00:02:42,287 --> 00:02:45,082 started even before we actually got to move out here. 62 00:02:45,123 --> 00:02:47,334 Yeah. So, we've got all the pictures of 63 00:02:47,376 --> 00:02:50,420 the, uh, listing of what it showed out here. 64 00:02:50,462 --> 00:02:53,590 These beautiful green fields of luscious grass. 65 00:02:53,632 --> 00:02:56,009 And there's no horses anywhere. 66 00:02:56,051 --> 00:02:58,762 And then, this is what happened when we actually got out here. 67 00:02:58,804 --> 00:03:00,764 [yelling] Ha! Hey! 68 00:03:00,806 --> 00:03:02,808 These guys are just nuisances. They're pests. 69 00:03:02,849 --> 00:03:04,768 If they break my fence, I have to fix it. 70 00:03:04,810 --> 00:03:06,436 If they get in and they eat my hay, 71 00:03:06,478 --> 00:03:07,938 then I have to replace that. 72 00:03:07,979 --> 00:03:09,648 They have food. They have grain. 73 00:03:09,690 --> 00:03:12,109 If you would open your gate, they could get to it. 74 00:03:12,150 --> 00:03:13,652 [Josh] I can have my gate. 75 00:03:13,694 --> 00:03:15,612 Especially since this is not a public road, 76 00:03:15,654 --> 00:03:16,780 this is a private road. 77 00:03:16,822 --> 00:03:18,490 Look, bro, we ain't doing this today. 78 00:03:18,532 --> 00:03:19,533 Get outta here! 79 00:03:20,701 --> 00:03:22,786 [Seth] You're not allowed to take a motorized vehicle 80 00:03:22,828 --> 00:03:24,621 and run up on an animal. 81 00:03:24,663 --> 00:03:25,956 That is against the law. 82 00:03:25,997 --> 00:03:28,166 I have never read a law that says it is illegal 83 00:03:28,208 --> 00:03:30,001 to scare horses with engine sounds. 84 00:03:30,043 --> 00:03:31,795 [Starla] He was told more than once, 85 00:03:31,837 --> 00:03:33,338 quit chasing the horses. 86 00:03:33,380 --> 00:03:34,589 By us. 87 00:03:34,631 --> 00:03:36,049 By Randall. 88 00:03:36,091 --> 00:03:37,718 My name is Randall Oberg, 89 00:03:37,759 --> 00:03:41,346 and I'm neighbors with Josh and Brittany. 90 00:03:41,388 --> 00:03:43,682 It's against the law to chase the horses. 91 00:03:44,391 --> 00:03:47,978 The gate became a reality shortly after 92 00:03:48,019 --> 00:03:50,272 one of our neighbors, Randall, 93 00:03:50,313 --> 00:03:52,607 threatened to kill me and my wife 94 00:03:52,649 --> 00:03:54,151 for about 15 minutes. 95 00:03:54,192 --> 00:03:57,154 [Randall shouting] 96 00:03:57,195 --> 00:03:59,030 It was the first thing in the morning. 97 00:03:59,072 --> 00:04:02,826 I'm sitting down drinking my first cup of coffee, 98 00:04:02,868 --> 00:04:04,828 and I see the horses come running. 99 00:04:04,870 --> 00:04:06,329 I know somebody on a four-wheeler 100 00:04:06,371 --> 00:04:08,039 is chasing my horses. 101 00:04:11,835 --> 00:04:14,421 I just called his wife a cunt on his own property. 102 00:04:14,463 --> 00:04:16,965 I probably would have been upset myself. 103 00:04:17,007 --> 00:04:19,342 [Josh] What are you gonna do? 104 00:04:19,384 --> 00:04:21,178 What are you gonna do? 105 00:04:21,219 --> 00:04:22,554 During the confrontation, 106 00:04:22,596 --> 00:04:25,515 he started out very emotionally high, very violent. 107 00:04:25,557 --> 00:04:27,976 And then he kinda came down a little bit. 108 00:04:34,775 --> 00:04:37,611 [Josh] From that moment on, my kids were terrified. 109 00:04:37,652 --> 00:04:40,572 And the gate became a security blanket for them. 110 00:04:40,614 --> 00:04:42,532 Kind of makes you feel secure. 111 00:04:42,574 --> 00:04:45,827 I feel like he's gonna come drag my dad outside 112 00:04:45,869 --> 00:04:47,162 and try and kill him. 113 00:04:48,163 --> 00:04:50,707 It's not fun having to have the gate, 114 00:04:50,749 --> 00:04:52,375 but that's the nature of the beast. 115 00:04:53,084 --> 00:04:56,004 What do you expect to happen? This was your fault. 116 00:04:56,046 --> 00:04:59,716 You moved into a pasture. You put fences up everywhere. 117 00:04:59,758 --> 00:05:01,426 You started fighting with the neighbors. 118 00:05:01,468 --> 00:05:03,970 They've been out here doing whatever they wanted for years. 119 00:05:04,012 --> 00:05:06,056 And now I'm standing up for what is mine 120 00:05:06,097 --> 00:05:08,391 and what I have rights to. And they don't like that. 121 00:05:08,433 --> 00:05:09,893 You bring the country to the town, 122 00:05:09,935 --> 00:05:12,229 but you don't bring the town to the country. 123 00:05:12,270 --> 00:05:13,814 Leave your city shit in the city. 124 00:05:13,855 --> 00:05:15,524 You want to live like this in the city, 125 00:05:15,565 --> 00:05:17,317 go live in the city. 126 00:05:17,359 --> 00:05:19,402 - [♪ percussive music playing] - [people chattering] 127 00:05:19,402 --> 00:05:21,238 Right now we're going to Lake Causeway. 128 00:05:21,279 --> 00:05:23,240 It's my typical beach that I go to. 129 00:05:23,281 --> 00:05:25,617 You have a little space of public beach 130 00:05:25,659 --> 00:05:27,452 surrounded by private. 131 00:05:27,911 --> 00:05:29,746 My kids don't want to come here with me anymore, though. 132 00:05:29,788 --> 00:05:32,249 They are full of anxiety. The whole time, she's like, 133 00:05:32,290 --> 00:05:33,834 "Mom, do you-- Is he here? Do you see him?" 134 00:05:33,875 --> 00:05:35,669 She just spends her whole time 135 00:05:35,710 --> 00:05:37,254 looking for the property manager 136 00:05:37,295 --> 00:05:40,131 that always harasses people. 137 00:05:41,174 --> 00:05:42,884 Toddler in action. 138 00:05:44,010 --> 00:05:46,763 Our manager called me. I-- I'm just down here 139 00:05:46,805 --> 00:05:49,182 to let you know that you're on private property. 140 00:05:49,474 --> 00:05:51,935 [Sara] My first altercation with Brent 141 00:05:51,977 --> 00:05:54,938 was when he took pictures of my daughter. 142 00:05:54,980 --> 00:05:57,649 You need to stop recording my daughter right now, 143 00:05:57,691 --> 00:06:00,110 or I'm going to make this your worst day ever. 144 00:06:00,151 --> 00:06:01,278 Do you hear me? 145 00:06:01,319 --> 00:06:03,363 [birds chirping] 146 00:06:04,823 --> 00:06:07,450 [Brent] My name is Brent Fuller. I'm a property manager. 147 00:06:07,492 --> 00:06:09,661 I'm there to keep the public aware 148 00:06:09,703 --> 00:06:11,496 that this is private property. 149 00:06:11,538 --> 00:06:13,498 We still have that Sara Day lady come out here, 150 00:06:13,540 --> 00:06:15,667 harasses the crap out of me and the owners all the time. 151 00:06:15,709 --> 00:06:17,794 She drives past ten public beaches 152 00:06:17,836 --> 00:06:19,671 to come down here and harass me. 153 00:06:19,713 --> 00:06:22,424 At this point, I think she's, like, in love with me. 154 00:06:22,465 --> 00:06:24,342 You're a chair boy. 155 00:06:24,384 --> 00:06:27,304 You're a-- You're a chair boy. That's all you'll ever be. 156 00:06:27,345 --> 00:06:28,638 Yes, they are trespassing. 157 00:06:28,680 --> 00:06:30,974 And, yes, I video them and take pictures of 'em. 158 00:06:30,974 --> 00:06:32,309 You're on private property... You're still on private property... 159 00:06:32,350 --> 00:06:34,728 - You're on private property. - Quit videotaping me! 160 00:06:34,769 --> 00:06:36,354 - Hey! - [Brent] Quit touching me! 161 00:06:37,188 --> 00:06:39,482 Why don't you shut your fucking mouth and don't say anything? 162 00:06:39,482 --> 00:06:41,026 Put your hands behind your back, you pussy! 163 00:06:41,067 --> 00:06:42,235 Will you please get off my property? 164 00:06:42,277 --> 00:06:43,320 Will you please leave me alone? 165 00:06:43,361 --> 00:06:44,362 Will you please get off my property? 166 00:06:44,404 --> 00:06:45,488 Will you please leave me alone? 167 00:06:45,530 --> 00:06:47,324 The homeowners have given him 168 00:06:47,365 --> 00:06:49,034 authority to run people off the beach. 169 00:06:49,784 --> 00:06:52,621 They just hired a bulldog to go do it for 'em. 170 00:06:54,289 --> 00:06:56,333 [Eric] The private beach that is private today, 171 00:06:56,374 --> 00:06:58,168 was never public. 172 00:06:58,168 --> 00:06:59,878 It was controlled by the private beach owners 173 00:06:59,920 --> 00:07:01,713 who take care of the beach, take care of the turtles, 174 00:07:01,755 --> 00:07:03,590 make sure that the holes are filled, 175 00:07:03,632 --> 00:07:05,050 make sure nobody's getting too crazy. 176 00:07:05,091 --> 00:07:07,677 That squelched the rowdiness 177 00:07:07,677 --> 00:07:09,721 and the anarchy that's well known 178 00:07:09,763 --> 00:07:11,222 on public beaches across the country. 179 00:07:11,264 --> 00:07:14,017 People taking our chairs off of our decks, 180 00:07:14,059 --> 00:07:16,019 people actually coming off the beach 181 00:07:16,061 --> 00:07:18,271 and defecating, um, underneath our house. 182 00:07:18,313 --> 00:07:20,190 I am familiar with Eric Wilhelm. 183 00:07:20,231 --> 00:07:21,691 He is a beachfront owner. 184 00:07:21,691 --> 00:07:24,778 Sara got involved. She's extremely active. 185 00:07:24,819 --> 00:07:27,364 This is actually an exchange between he and I. 186 00:07:27,405 --> 00:07:30,075 "Psychotic, screaming tirades on the beach 187 00:07:30,116 --> 00:07:32,035 by hysterical liberals." 188 00:07:32,077 --> 00:07:34,120 He's just really disrespectful. 189 00:07:34,162 --> 00:07:35,580 I'm sorry if I hurt people's feelings. 190 00:07:35,622 --> 00:07:37,582 This discussion is not a comfortable discussion. 191 00:07:37,624 --> 00:07:38,708 Let's get it done. 192 00:07:38,750 --> 00:07:40,877 If I can ever find some sane people 193 00:07:40,919 --> 00:07:42,879 on the other side that are willing to talk to me, 194 00:07:42,921 --> 00:07:44,255 I would search to the end of the earth 195 00:07:44,297 --> 00:07:46,424 to try and solve this problem, 'cause it's a big one. 196 00:07:47,133 --> 00:07:48,802 [Seth] I need to go check if the gate's open. 197 00:07:48,843 --> 00:07:51,888 See if I can check on my horses before this storm comes in. 198 00:07:51,930 --> 00:07:54,224 Some people have this mental blockage in their head 199 00:07:54,265 --> 00:07:56,101 that they just can't get right. 200 00:07:56,142 --> 00:07:59,479 Some obstinate thing that, you know, "I won't give in." 201 00:07:59,521 --> 00:08:01,064 If there's a lock and a chain, 202 00:08:01,106 --> 00:08:02,524 I'm gonna have to call the cops again. 203 00:08:02,565 --> 00:08:04,150 And the gate is shut. [sighs] 204 00:08:04,192 --> 00:08:06,069 The dumbass has locked it again. 205 00:08:07,112 --> 00:08:08,571 It's a road! 206 00:08:08,613 --> 00:08:10,740 I need to use the road! 207 00:08:10,782 --> 00:08:13,243 And he just stands there and stares at you. 208 00:08:13,284 --> 00:08:15,578 He's probably trying to give me some mad dog look, 209 00:08:15,620 --> 00:08:17,330 thinking that somehow that I'm the bad guy. 210 00:08:17,372 --> 00:08:18,915 I'm calling the cops again. 211 00:08:18,957 --> 00:08:21,292 This guy is just such a piece of shit. 212 00:08:21,710 --> 00:08:23,420 [Starla] Picture sound on your TV? 213 00:08:23,461 --> 00:08:25,088 [Seth] Let's get ready for this. 214 00:08:25,130 --> 00:08:26,297 I heard you. 215 00:08:27,966 --> 00:08:31,094 Court is in session. This is Robert Collins versus 216 00:08:31,136 --> 00:08:32,971 Joshua and Brittany Alspaw. 217 00:08:33,013 --> 00:08:34,264 [Seth] They've pushed their easement 218 00:08:34,305 --> 00:08:36,016 into other people's properties. 219 00:08:36,057 --> 00:08:37,934 And it's been 18 months and running. 220 00:08:37,976 --> 00:08:40,020 Even though we're way out in the middle of nowhere, 221 00:08:40,061 --> 00:08:41,521 we still have a right to a speedy trial. 222 00:08:41,563 --> 00:08:43,106 This is not a criminal case, sir. 223 00:08:43,148 --> 00:08:45,358 The right to a speedy trial applies to criminal matters. 224 00:08:45,400 --> 00:08:47,318 What he's doing is criminal matters. 225 00:08:48,403 --> 00:08:49,779 You've mentioned mediation. 226 00:08:49,821 --> 00:08:51,614 Your Honor, I think that a mediation 227 00:08:51,656 --> 00:08:53,158 could potentially be successful. 228 00:08:53,199 --> 00:08:54,868 [judge] Well, let's do that. 229 00:08:54,909 --> 00:08:56,828 I will schedule a mediation 230 00:08:56,870 --> 00:08:58,955 for as soon as reasonably possible. 231 00:08:58,997 --> 00:09:00,457 Thank you all. We'll be adjourned. 232 00:09:00,874 --> 00:09:05,128 ♪ Farewell we call ♪ 233 00:09:05,170 --> 00:09:08,131 [lip-syncing] ♪ ...to hearth and hall ♪ 234 00:09:08,173 --> 00:09:11,801 This is, um, a production of the "Misty Mountains Cold" 235 00:09:11,843 --> 00:09:14,637 from the Hobbit movies sung by The Wellermen 236 00:09:14,679 --> 00:09:16,973 and a bunch of other guys, me included. 237 00:09:17,015 --> 00:09:20,351 It currently is at 4.5 million views. 238 00:09:20,393 --> 00:09:22,896 So, I do have a TikTok channel called The Bearded Bard. 239 00:09:24,355 --> 00:09:26,941 I'm a dude with a phone who has a lot of people who watch him. 240 00:09:28,026 --> 00:09:30,987 I use that as advertising for my woodworking 241 00:09:31,029 --> 00:09:32,322 and blacksmithing business. 242 00:09:32,363 --> 00:09:34,532 So I'm over here working on a small batch 243 00:09:34,574 --> 00:09:36,493 of the kitchen axes 244 00:09:36,534 --> 00:09:37,994 and should be done by the end of the week! 245 00:09:38,036 --> 00:09:40,330 And I keep making things and you keep being happy 246 00:09:40,371 --> 00:09:41,414 watching me make them. 247 00:09:41,456 --> 00:09:43,166 Yeah, let's do that. 248 00:09:43,875 --> 00:09:45,585 [on video] Y'all, we are back in-- 249 00:09:45,627 --> 00:09:47,921 I love playing multiple characters. 250 00:09:48,630 --> 00:09:51,841 And lo and behold, people loved them. 251 00:09:51,883 --> 00:09:54,344 My name is Todd Grimm. I am a dwarf cleric. 252 00:09:54,385 --> 00:09:55,845 I'm D'Artagnan the Bard. 253 00:09:55,887 --> 00:09:57,555 I am known as "The Wizard." 254 00:09:57,597 --> 00:09:59,516 [imitating Gollum] Smeagol... 255 00:09:59,557 --> 00:10:01,184 [creepy giggle] 256 00:10:01,226 --> 00:10:04,854 Why does it cry, Smeagol? 257 00:10:04,896 --> 00:10:07,107 Half of his life is a fantasy. 258 00:10:07,148 --> 00:10:09,359 Half of his life is a lie. 259 00:10:09,400 --> 00:10:13,446 And the rest, I have no clue. 260 00:10:13,488 --> 00:10:15,532 Because I only see what I see on TikTok. 261 00:10:15,573 --> 00:10:17,534 Now, Starla, I would ask you to leave me alone... 262 00:10:17,575 --> 00:10:18,535 See? He calls me by name. 263 00:10:18,576 --> 00:10:20,036 What are you going to do 264 00:10:20,078 --> 00:10:21,454 to keep your horses away 265 00:10:21,496 --> 00:10:23,123 because this is borderline harassment. 266 00:10:23,164 --> 00:10:24,582 The neighbor drama videos 267 00:10:24,624 --> 00:10:27,127 were reaching into the hundreds of thousands, 268 00:10:27,168 --> 00:10:28,878 if not millions of views. 269 00:10:28,878 --> 00:10:30,713 People like those videos because they like drama. 270 00:10:30,755 --> 00:10:33,758 And I'll be real, I probably fed into that a little bit. 271 00:10:33,800 --> 00:10:36,803 Somehow this idiot has two million followers, 272 00:10:36,845 --> 00:10:40,807 to threaten us over here that we're doing bad stuff. 273 00:10:40,849 --> 00:10:43,017 [Starla] "You and your inbred family 274 00:10:43,059 --> 00:10:44,978 are disgraceful cunts." 275 00:10:45,019 --> 00:10:46,646 "Kill yourself, fat cunt." 276 00:10:46,688 --> 00:10:50,441 This comment is from "Ogre," which I believe is Seth. 277 00:10:50,483 --> 00:10:52,610 "You can roll play. Great! 278 00:10:52,652 --> 00:10:54,821 Can you Role Play that you're a decent neighbor?" 279 00:10:54,863 --> 00:10:57,949 "...if you only knew the real beardedtard." 280 00:10:57,991 --> 00:10:59,242 You're gonna have to try a lot harder, man. 281 00:10:59,284 --> 00:11:00,577 I'm a fat guy on the internet. 282 00:11:00,618 --> 00:11:02,912 "...but the beardedtard is the bad guy here. 283 00:11:02,954 --> 00:11:05,748 You must be a liberal if you believe that idiot." 284 00:11:05,790 --> 00:11:09,252 I'd have to guess that they were ultraconservative? 285 00:11:09,294 --> 00:11:10,753 That's pretty much the only group 286 00:11:10,795 --> 00:11:12,672 that uses the word "liberal" as an insult. 287 00:11:12,714 --> 00:11:14,716 You know, to my neighbor Josh, you know, 288 00:11:14,757 --> 00:11:16,968 if you did a little research, you would find out 289 00:11:17,010 --> 00:11:19,762 that all of your fears, there's nothing to it. 290 00:11:19,804 --> 00:11:21,806 He's not looking into anything he's heard. 291 00:11:21,848 --> 00:11:23,266 What we really need to worry about, 292 00:11:23,266 --> 00:11:24,934 instead of me and my neighbor fighting, 293 00:11:24,976 --> 00:11:27,478 we need to get together as we the people 294 00:11:27,520 --> 00:11:29,939 and do something about this government 295 00:11:29,981 --> 00:11:31,274 and what they do here. 296 00:11:31,274 --> 00:11:32,734 It's an orgy of evidence. 297 00:11:32,775 --> 00:11:34,277 This is a big setup. 298 00:11:34,319 --> 00:11:36,279 So, I just started doing research, 299 00:11:36,321 --> 00:11:37,780 and research, and research, 300 00:11:37,780 --> 00:11:40,366 and finding out the truth of the world, 301 00:11:40,408 --> 00:11:41,784 of what's really going on. 302 00:11:41,826 --> 00:11:43,536 When you go in that rabbit hole, 303 00:11:43,578 --> 00:11:45,788 it gets really scary because then you see stuff. 304 00:11:45,830 --> 00:11:47,957 [♪ intense music playing] 305 00:11:47,999 --> 00:11:49,209 [explosion booming] 306 00:11:49,667 --> 00:11:52,128 It was taken down by explosives. 307 00:11:52,170 --> 00:11:55,715 Oh, my God, my entire planet is run by a satanic cult. 308 00:11:55,757 --> 00:11:57,800 What they're doing with all the children, 309 00:11:57,842 --> 00:11:59,469 there's adrenochrome harvesting... 310 00:11:59,510 --> 00:12:01,012 ...they're doing a lot of sexual stuff. 311 00:12:01,054 --> 00:12:03,640 There is a worldwide conspiracy going on. 312 00:12:03,681 --> 00:12:05,808 I sound crazy when I say it, but I don't care. 313 00:12:05,850 --> 00:12:06,851 It's the truth. 314 00:12:06,893 --> 00:12:08,978 I'd love to see people wake up. 315 00:12:09,020 --> 00:12:11,231 If everybody else knew what I knew, 316 00:12:11,272 --> 00:12:12,857 and had seen what I seen, 317 00:12:12,899 --> 00:12:15,068 the world would change, like, today. 318 00:12:19,530 --> 00:12:21,366 [Sara] You need to stop recording my daughter... 319 00:12:24,077 --> 00:12:26,246 When I had the altercation with Brent 320 00:12:26,287 --> 00:12:29,374 I sent that video to Shoreline Defender. 321 00:12:29,415 --> 00:12:30,917 [keyboard keys clacking] 322 00:12:30,959 --> 00:12:33,002 Shoreline Defender came into play 323 00:12:33,044 --> 00:12:34,671 when that person realized 324 00:12:34,712 --> 00:12:36,714 what was actually happening on the beaches. 325 00:12:36,756 --> 00:12:38,758 They decided that people needed to know. 326 00:12:39,384 --> 00:12:40,802 I understand 327 00:12:40,843 --> 00:12:43,221 why Shoreline might want to remain... 328 00:12:43,263 --> 00:12:44,514 anonymous. 329 00:12:44,555 --> 00:12:47,058 A lot of people in our town are afraid. 330 00:12:48,017 --> 00:12:49,227 - [knocking on car window] - [Shoreline Defender] Get in. 331 00:12:50,520 --> 00:12:52,355 [voice distorted] Get in, get in. Come on. 332 00:12:52,397 --> 00:12:54,565 - [car door shuts] - People have lost their jobs. 333 00:12:54,607 --> 00:12:56,859 They've been blackmailed. They've been stalked. 334 00:12:56,901 --> 00:12:59,028 They've been followed. I'm hiding my face. 335 00:12:59,070 --> 00:13:01,864 And you can refer to me as Shoreline Defender. 336 00:13:01,906 --> 00:13:03,658 I started this page 337 00:13:03,700 --> 00:13:06,160 just to monitor the situation on the beach. 338 00:13:06,202 --> 00:13:08,246 Especially once our Backstreet Boy moved in. 339 00:13:08,288 --> 00:13:10,039 Things really started getting ugly. 340 00:13:10,081 --> 00:13:12,250 [reporter] Brian Littrell is suing a Florida county, 341 00:13:12,292 --> 00:13:14,085 accusing the sheriff there of refusing 342 00:13:14,127 --> 00:13:16,379 to keep people off his private beach. 343 00:13:16,421 --> 00:13:19,215 That beach "access" doesn't entitle you to public beach. 344 00:13:19,257 --> 00:13:20,550 These celebrities and elites 345 00:13:20,591 --> 00:13:22,552 are so terrified of regular people, 346 00:13:22,593 --> 00:13:25,555 they'll hire vendors who are basically beach Nazis. 347 00:13:25,555 --> 00:13:27,765 And the king of these losers is Brent, 348 00:13:27,807 --> 00:13:29,559 the sunburnt scarecrow. 349 00:13:29,600 --> 00:13:30,643 I never peel. 350 00:13:30,685 --> 00:13:32,854 Shoreline Defender gave me the nickname 351 00:13:32,895 --> 00:13:35,064 "The Sunburnt Scarecrow." 352 00:13:35,064 --> 00:13:37,608 'Cause you can just see how burnt I am every day. 353 00:13:37,650 --> 00:13:40,611 But it's like all they live for is, "Let's go harass Brent." 354 00:13:40,653 --> 00:13:42,572 There's some crazy people out here. 355 00:13:42,613 --> 00:13:44,240 They could just read all this stuff online, 356 00:13:44,282 --> 00:13:46,075 come down and just shoot me, 357 00:13:46,117 --> 00:13:47,410 shoot me in the head. 358 00:13:47,410 --> 00:13:49,746 Yes, that's crossed my mind several times, 359 00:13:49,787 --> 00:13:52,123 but it's part of my job. 360 00:13:52,165 --> 00:13:53,249 I love what I do. 361 00:13:53,291 --> 00:13:55,501 I love protecting private property rights. 362 00:13:55,543 --> 00:13:56,753 I'd do it for free. 363 00:13:56,794 --> 00:13:59,255 The last five years have been tough. 364 00:13:59,297 --> 00:14:00,757 They've been really tough on the family. 365 00:14:00,798 --> 00:14:03,468 My family doesn't feel safe. People, uh, threaten us. 366 00:14:03,509 --> 00:14:04,844 "We should burn their houses down." 367 00:14:04,886 --> 00:14:06,346 There's been pictures of lynchings 368 00:14:06,387 --> 00:14:07,680 of beachfront owners. 369 00:14:07,722 --> 00:14:09,682 There's pictures of guns on beachfront owners. 370 00:14:10,641 --> 00:14:12,643 [producer speaking] 371 00:14:14,437 --> 00:14:15,980 [distorted] How do you know about that? 372 00:14:19,484 --> 00:14:22,111 [♪ determined music playing] 373 00:14:22,153 --> 00:14:23,863 - [Sara] Hi. - Hi. 374 00:14:23,905 --> 00:14:26,074 Do you guys know that you can sit down here, too? 375 00:14:26,115 --> 00:14:27,825 - [beachgoer] No. - [Sara] We developed an app 376 00:14:27,867 --> 00:14:30,328 that tells you how much space you have 377 00:14:30,370 --> 00:14:32,705 seaward of the mean high water line, which is public space 378 00:14:32,747 --> 00:14:34,332 - for everybody. Always. - Oh, wow. Alright. 379 00:14:34,374 --> 00:14:35,666 This is amazing. 380 00:14:35,708 --> 00:14:37,710 - Shoreline Defender. - That's a must. 381 00:14:37,752 --> 00:14:39,962 Going to the beach should not be contentious. 382 00:14:40,004 --> 00:14:41,964 Keep you from getting into arguments with the homeowner. 383 00:14:42,006 --> 00:14:43,299 [Sara] Honestly, that's the hope. 384 00:14:43,341 --> 00:14:44,842 Shoreline Defender app. Yep. 385 00:14:44,884 --> 00:14:47,053 - [beachgoer 2] Nice name. - [Sara] Yep. Yeah, right? 386 00:14:47,095 --> 00:14:48,346 Today is July 4th. 387 00:14:48,388 --> 00:14:50,306 We're about to throw out a thousand of these. 388 00:14:50,348 --> 00:14:52,475 On the back of the koozie is a QR code. 389 00:14:52,517 --> 00:14:53,976 [Sara] We developed an app 390 00:14:54,018 --> 00:14:55,978 that tells people where they can sit on any of our beaches. 391 00:14:56,020 --> 00:14:58,648 - That is amazing! - [Sara] To the-- To the feet! 392 00:14:58,689 --> 00:15:01,359 We are telling the public what their rights are. 393 00:15:03,528 --> 00:15:05,655 It's, uh, not a good app. It confuses me. 394 00:15:05,696 --> 00:15:08,825 It took me ten minutes to figure out how to even make it work. 395 00:15:08,866 --> 00:15:10,368 And I just downloaded the app just now, 396 00:15:10,410 --> 00:15:11,994 just out of curiosity. 397 00:15:12,036 --> 00:15:13,871 It's got me logged in at the beach, 398 00:15:13,913 --> 00:15:15,540 and I'm not even at the beach. 399 00:15:15,581 --> 00:15:18,418 So, it's just gon' make the sheriff's job harder. 400 00:15:18,459 --> 00:15:20,420 It's gon' make property manager jobs harder. 401 00:15:20,461 --> 00:15:22,839 This app is definitely gonna cause total chaos. 402 00:15:24,549 --> 00:15:26,884 [Mike] I'm here looking for wristbands. No wristbands. 403 00:15:27,552 --> 00:15:29,846 [laughing] Have you seen these signs over here, 404 00:15:29,887 --> 00:15:31,722 say you have to have a wristband to be on the beach? 405 00:15:31,764 --> 00:15:33,766 - Oh, yeah. - What the hell is that about? 406 00:15:33,808 --> 00:15:36,561 - It's a beach! - I know, it's nuts, man. It's nuts. 407 00:15:36,602 --> 00:15:38,604 [♪ quirky music playing] 408 00:15:39,814 --> 00:15:40,857 [children chattering] 409 00:15:40,898 --> 00:15:42,400 Hey! Hey! 410 00:15:44,485 --> 00:15:46,195 Doing a little audit of all the beaches. 411 00:15:46,237 --> 00:15:49,073 I heard about, uh, the-- the Santa Rosa controversy. 412 00:15:49,115 --> 00:15:50,116 It's a free press. 413 00:15:50,158 --> 00:15:51,742 I tell people all the time that 414 00:15:51,784 --> 00:15:54,537 our rights are like muscles. 415 00:15:54,579 --> 00:15:57,206 If we don't exercise them, we will lose them. 416 00:15:57,248 --> 00:15:59,709 If you can see it, you can shoot it. 417 00:15:59,750 --> 00:16:02,211 You cannot trespass the eyes. 418 00:16:02,253 --> 00:16:06,048 My lovely fiancée and I are First Amendment auditors. 419 00:16:06,090 --> 00:16:08,384 - That's our job. - [Mike] Fuck yourself. 420 00:16:08,426 --> 00:16:09,427 Go fuck yourself! 421 00:16:09,469 --> 00:16:11,304 - Hey, hey! - Stop taking pictures. 422 00:16:11,345 --> 00:16:12,430 You are not allowed to record me. 423 00:16:12,472 --> 00:16:13,639 You need to shut that off. 424 00:16:13,681 --> 00:16:15,099 Stop taking pictures of you right now? 425 00:16:15,141 --> 00:16:16,809 Uh, yeah, no. That's not gonna happen. 426 00:16:16,851 --> 00:16:18,811 I'm taking photos on a public sidewalk. 427 00:16:18,853 --> 00:16:19,896 And that's what he's arresting me for. 428 00:16:19,937 --> 00:16:21,647 Hmm. Curious. 429 00:16:21,689 --> 00:16:25,276 Stacey and I actually used to be members of a religious cult. 430 00:16:25,318 --> 00:16:26,402 The Mormons. 431 00:16:26,444 --> 00:16:27,570 I disguised myself 432 00:16:27,612 --> 00:16:29,739 and went back into the cult incognito 433 00:16:29,780 --> 00:16:31,240 with hidden cameras. 434 00:16:31,282 --> 00:16:34,577 And I recorded a lot of the uber-secret ceremonies 435 00:16:34,619 --> 00:16:36,579 and rituals that they have in their temples. 436 00:16:36,621 --> 00:16:38,748 I've had numerous people assault me 437 00:16:38,789 --> 00:16:40,291 or threaten to assault me. 438 00:16:40,333 --> 00:16:41,417 Excuse me. Whoa, whoa! 439 00:16:41,459 --> 00:16:42,752 Touch my camera again, 440 00:16:42,793 --> 00:16:44,086 you're getting tased, motherfucker. 441 00:16:44,086 --> 00:16:45,254 Ooh, you gonna hit me? You gonna hit me? 442 00:16:45,296 --> 00:16:46,297 [shouting] 443 00:16:46,339 --> 00:16:47,465 You're a little fuckin' worm. 444 00:16:47,507 --> 00:16:48,633 [Mike] I've got a taser. 445 00:16:48,674 --> 00:16:51,260 You are touching me. Get away from me! 446 00:16:51,302 --> 00:16:52,762 If it's your time, it's your time. 447 00:16:52,803 --> 00:16:54,639 And if some psycho comes out and shoots me, 448 00:16:54,680 --> 00:16:56,015 you know, i-it's-- 449 00:16:56,057 --> 00:16:57,683 It's my time to go, I guess. 450 00:16:57,725 --> 00:16:59,268 And he died doing what he loved. [laughing] 451 00:16:59,310 --> 00:17:00,603 Yeah, and I died doing what I loved: 452 00:17:00,603 --> 00:17:03,523 Defending our rights and exercising my rights. 453 00:17:05,566 --> 00:17:07,151 [Josh] This whole thing has really put 454 00:17:07,193 --> 00:17:08,611 stressors on our relationship. 455 00:17:08,653 --> 00:17:10,154 We're in the hole. 456 00:17:10,196 --> 00:17:11,822 And money is one of the things 457 00:17:11,864 --> 00:17:13,282 that stresses Brit out the most. 458 00:17:13,324 --> 00:17:14,700 I don't think she'd leave. 459 00:17:15,368 --> 00:17:17,495 But I think she would separate from me. 460 00:17:17,537 --> 00:17:20,790 If I was not doing my job as the husband, 461 00:17:20,831 --> 00:17:22,959 I think she'd basically just say, 462 00:17:23,000 --> 00:17:24,794 "You find a different bed to sleep in, 463 00:17:24,835 --> 00:17:26,003 this one's mine." 464 00:17:26,045 --> 00:17:27,713 So, I've been doing everything I can 465 00:17:27,755 --> 00:17:29,006 to bring money in. 466 00:17:29,840 --> 00:17:31,717 If none of this neighbor stuff would have happened, 467 00:17:31,759 --> 00:17:34,053 we wouldn't be in this situation monetarily 468 00:17:34,095 --> 00:17:35,680 that we're in currently. 469 00:17:35,721 --> 00:17:37,265 We wouldn't be in the situation emotionally 470 00:17:37,306 --> 00:17:38,766 that we're in currently. 471 00:17:38,808 --> 00:17:40,309 Which sucks. 472 00:17:40,351 --> 00:17:41,352 [fuse sparking] 473 00:17:41,394 --> 00:17:43,104 Okay. Run for your life. 474 00:17:43,145 --> 00:17:44,355 [chuckles] 475 00:17:45,022 --> 00:17:47,066 [breathing heavily] 476 00:17:49,360 --> 00:17:50,361 [explosion booming] 477 00:17:50,403 --> 00:17:52,363 This is a cave I'm building. 478 00:17:52,405 --> 00:17:54,699 It's my fallout shelter, 479 00:17:54,740 --> 00:17:56,826 slash, science project. 480 00:17:56,867 --> 00:17:59,829 There's really a likelihood of a world war happening. 481 00:17:59,870 --> 00:18:02,832 Me and my family are gonna come down here and hide out 482 00:18:02,873 --> 00:18:06,669 and wait for the blast waves and stuff to stop. 483 00:18:06,711 --> 00:18:08,546 When me and Josh were getting along fine 484 00:18:08,588 --> 00:18:10,339 and there was no issue, and-- 485 00:18:10,381 --> 00:18:12,883 Even though he is a shithead, 486 00:18:12,925 --> 00:18:14,093 I would still let him in, 487 00:18:14,135 --> 00:18:15,511 if there was something bad going on 488 00:18:15,553 --> 00:18:18,347 and he needed to get away and be safe, you know. 489 00:18:18,347 --> 00:18:20,558 I would save him, you know, if I could. 490 00:18:20,600 --> 00:18:22,518 [♪ dramatic music playing] 491 00:18:22,560 --> 00:18:24,687 [Josh] They know they're not supposed to be over here. 492 00:18:24,729 --> 00:18:26,897 They have been told, "You are trespassed. 493 00:18:26,939 --> 00:18:28,691 You are not allowed to ride through here." 494 00:18:28,733 --> 00:18:31,027 But it looks like they are simply ignoring that 495 00:18:31,068 --> 00:18:32,695 and doing it anyway, again. 496 00:18:32,737 --> 00:18:34,739 Oh, they're coming straight at us. 497 00:18:40,745 --> 00:18:42,496 [Josh] Actually, yeah. 498 00:18:42,538 --> 00:18:44,081 We lost that like a year ago. 499 00:18:45,916 --> 00:18:47,543 Thank you, thank you. 500 00:18:47,585 --> 00:18:49,462 I've been wondering where that thing was. 501 00:18:50,004 --> 00:18:51,589 [Starla] Yeah! Yeah! 502 00:18:52,798 --> 00:18:54,258 [hoofbeats thumping] 503 00:18:55,468 --> 00:18:56,636 [Josh] Mm-hmm. 504 00:18:56,677 --> 00:18:57,970 And they're all riding where they're 505 00:18:58,012 --> 00:18:59,555 - not supposed to be riding. - [Josh] Yeah. 506 00:18:59,597 --> 00:19:01,766 [♪ "Ole Country Boy" by Hitman playing] 507 00:19:01,807 --> 00:19:04,894 ♪ Just an ole country boy with my hat to the back ♪ 508 00:19:04,894 --> 00:19:08,147 ♪ With a double-wide dream, a couple jailhouse tats ♪ 509 00:19:08,189 --> 00:19:11,776 - ♪ Down an old dirt road where I pay my dues ♪ - [gunshot] 510 00:19:11,817 --> 00:19:14,236 - ♪ I thank the Lord that I'm breathing ♪ - Get 'er done, son. 511 00:19:14,236 --> 00:19:17,782 ♪ Just an ole country boy with my hat to the back ♪ 512 00:19:17,823 --> 00:19:20,117 - ♪ With a double-wide... ♪ - [gunshot] 513 00:19:20,159 --> 00:19:21,661 [Starla] When it boils down 514 00:19:21,702 --> 00:19:23,412 to the end of the day and this mediation, 515 00:19:23,412 --> 00:19:26,582 I don't know, I just really, really, really pray and hope that 516 00:19:26,624 --> 00:19:29,835 he decides to do the right thing because that's what neighbors do. 517 00:19:29,877 --> 00:19:32,088 To go good, but how I think it's gonna go? 518 00:19:32,129 --> 00:19:33,756 - Not so good. - Yeah. Him bringing the city out here 519 00:19:33,798 --> 00:19:35,257 is never gonna work. 520 00:19:35,299 --> 00:19:36,967 I don't know. Even gates ain't from the city. 521 00:19:37,009 --> 00:19:38,427 I think he's just stupid. 522 00:19:38,427 --> 00:19:41,055 [Starla] I love you, kid. We'll work through this. 523 00:19:43,015 --> 00:19:45,393 [♪ mischievous music playing] 524 00:19:48,145 --> 00:19:49,480 Hey, everybody! 525 00:19:49,522 --> 00:19:51,941 "KULT News" back again with another video. 526 00:19:51,982 --> 00:19:54,944 Today, we're in, uh, Santa Rosa Beach, Florida, 527 00:19:54,985 --> 00:19:56,779 where we heard some local patriots 528 00:19:56,821 --> 00:19:59,115 had to create an entire phone app 529 00:19:59,156 --> 00:20:01,367 just to figure out where they could sit on the beach 530 00:20:01,409 --> 00:20:02,785 without being harassed. 531 00:20:02,827 --> 00:20:04,161 What you filming today? 532 00:20:04,203 --> 00:20:06,330 Oh, just doing a little beach blog. 533 00:20:10,543 --> 00:20:13,170 Alright, when you say "It's all private property, um-- 534 00:20:15,339 --> 00:20:16,966 Don't take this the wrong way, please. 535 00:20:16,966 --> 00:20:19,176 That's the stupidest fuckin' thing I've ever heard. 536 00:20:20,511 --> 00:20:22,304 This is not my first rodeo, my friend. 537 00:20:22,346 --> 00:20:25,015 You're wrong. And you're gonna find out the hard way. 538 00:20:25,057 --> 00:20:26,726 You can have the sheriff come out here and tell me 539 00:20:26,767 --> 00:20:28,644 I'm on private property, and then I'll leave. 540 00:20:28,686 --> 00:20:30,146 But you're wrong 'cause I've looked it up. 541 00:20:30,187 --> 00:20:32,064 Didn't work out so well for you, did it, friend? 542 00:20:32,106 --> 00:20:33,482 You think I'm trouble, wait 'til I have 543 00:20:33,524 --> 00:20:35,401 a hundred of my friends out here on this beach. 544 00:20:38,904 --> 00:20:40,906 I don't care if your kids are out here. I'm out here too. 545 00:20:40,948 --> 00:20:42,867 Sure enough, I'm out here for like five minutes 546 00:20:42,908 --> 00:20:44,493 and this loser up here 547 00:20:44,535 --> 00:20:46,996 tries to tell me that I'm on private property here. 548 00:20:47,037 --> 00:20:49,165 These people have lost their freakin' minds. 549 00:20:49,206 --> 00:20:51,208 Now they're gonna learn a valuable lesson today. 550 00:20:51,250 --> 00:20:53,002 You go tell your little Backstreet Boy, 551 00:20:53,043 --> 00:20:54,086 uh, tenant over there, 552 00:20:54,128 --> 00:20:56,338 I said, "I want it my way." 553 00:20:56,380 --> 00:20:59,008 That's where you sing, ♪ Tell me why ♪ 554 00:20:59,049 --> 00:21:01,218 I think I just found something to do for the day on the beach. 555 00:21:01,260 --> 00:21:03,137 [♪ mischievous music continues] 556 00:21:03,179 --> 00:21:04,764 Oh, sweet! I could use some shade. 557 00:21:04,805 --> 00:21:06,849 Thanks. Appreciate it. Yeah. 558 00:21:07,308 --> 00:21:09,602 Um, if-- If you touch me with that, I'm gonna-- 559 00:21:09,643 --> 00:21:10,853 Hey, you're touching me! 560 00:21:10,895 --> 00:21:12,021 Do not touch my fucking mom. 561 00:21:12,062 --> 00:21:13,230 She's pushing me with that. 562 00:21:13,272 --> 00:21:14,857 I'm gonna pepper-spray you, dude. 563 00:21:14,899 --> 00:21:16,567 Back off! She came over here and touched me with that. 564 00:21:16,609 --> 00:21:18,027 - You wanna get-- - I did not touch you. 565 00:21:18,027 --> 00:21:19,779 Yes, you did! You're gonna get pepper-sprayed. 566 00:21:19,820 --> 00:21:21,197 Back off, lady! Back off! 567 00:21:21,238 --> 00:21:22,281 If you pepper-spray me, you're going-- 568 00:21:22,323 --> 00:21:23,532 - Back off! - I didn't touch you. 569 00:21:23,574 --> 00:21:25,201 - You most certainly did. - Are you a pedophile? 570 00:21:25,242 --> 00:21:26,869 - Are you a child? - Are you a pedophile? 571 00:21:26,869 --> 00:21:28,954 - Are you a child? - My kids are out here. 572 00:21:29,371 --> 00:21:31,081 [mockingly] "You must be a pedophile." 573 00:21:31,123 --> 00:21:33,626 [normal voice] No, no, I'm just out here with a camera, 574 00:21:33,667 --> 00:21:35,419 flexing my freedoms. 575 00:21:35,461 --> 00:21:37,338 - Here's a sheriff's deputy - We asked you not to video. 576 00:21:39,131 --> 00:21:40,633 Why are you recording everyone? 577 00:21:44,178 --> 00:21:46,096 You have lost your freaking mind. 578 00:21:47,473 --> 00:21:48,891 You may wanna call your boss... 579 00:21:48,933 --> 00:21:50,267 - You're gonna get educated. - You are very wrong. 580 00:21:50,309 --> 00:21:51,393 I will call my boss, sir. 581 00:21:51,435 --> 00:21:55,648 [arguing on phone] 582 00:21:55,689 --> 00:21:58,108 [Shoreline Defender] He said he was using the app. 583 00:21:58,150 --> 00:22:00,569 - [Sara] Oh, my gosh. - This is really not what we need. 584 00:22:00,569 --> 00:22:02,404 Gosh. Is-- Do we know the precursor to this? 585 00:22:02,446 --> 00:22:05,407 I think this guy is like some First Amendment type guy. 586 00:22:05,449 --> 00:22:08,077 We gotta do something about this, because this is just 587 00:22:08,118 --> 00:22:10,621 feeding right into what the homeowners want. 588 00:22:11,163 --> 00:22:13,290 [Brent] [on video] She rented this house... 589 00:22:13,332 --> 00:22:15,417 [Mike's video continues playing] 590 00:22:15,459 --> 00:22:16,669 ...private property! 591 00:22:16,710 --> 00:22:18,754 He knew my name. I've never seen this guy before, 592 00:22:18,754 --> 00:22:21,590 but he was obviously, uh, out of his mind. 593 00:22:21,632 --> 00:22:23,592 - [video continues playing] - [Mike] Back off! 594 00:22:23,634 --> 00:22:25,261 She came over here and touched me with that. 595 00:22:25,302 --> 00:22:26,929 Things are starting to escalate. 596 00:22:26,971 --> 00:22:28,138 [Mike] You're gonna get pepper-sprayed. 597 00:22:28,180 --> 00:22:30,266 Back off, lady! Back off! 598 00:22:30,307 --> 00:22:31,600 [Eric] Somebody's gonna get hurt. 599 00:22:31,642 --> 00:22:33,602 Somebody is gonna get hurt. 600 00:22:33,644 --> 00:22:35,145 Hi, is this Mike? 601 00:22:35,187 --> 00:22:37,731 [Mike speaking on phone] 602 00:22:37,982 --> 00:22:41,318 So, I am concerned about your video coming out 603 00:22:41,360 --> 00:22:43,487 and setting us back for all the work we've done. 604 00:22:51,203 --> 00:22:52,746 They-- 605 00:22:52,788 --> 00:22:54,373 I-- I totally agree with you. 606 00:22:58,711 --> 00:23:00,629 Well, a-and that's, you know, 607 00:23:00,671 --> 00:23:02,715 that plays into their game of, "they don't feel safe." 608 00:23:07,887 --> 00:23:09,513 That's like exactly what we don't want. 609 00:23:09,555 --> 00:23:11,473 We are not here to incite. 610 00:23:11,515 --> 00:23:13,309 We are here to help educate. 611 00:23:13,350 --> 00:23:16,562 [Shore Defender] Both our side and the homeowners 612 00:23:16,604 --> 00:23:18,522 don't want that kind of stuff down there. 613 00:23:18,564 --> 00:23:21,483 Well, Eric Wilhelm mentioned, um, 614 00:23:21,525 --> 00:23:23,986 he wants to sit down and talk with people. 615 00:23:23,986 --> 00:23:26,405 And we could actually come up with a solution. 616 00:23:27,281 --> 00:23:30,159 [Eric] You know I have this need to fix things, right? 617 00:23:30,200 --> 00:23:32,161 I need to solve problems. So, I've reached out 618 00:23:32,202 --> 00:23:34,330 and tried to get all of these activists 619 00:23:34,371 --> 00:23:36,081 over time to-- to have a discussion with me, 620 00:23:36,123 --> 00:23:37,583 publicly, as you know. 621 00:23:37,625 --> 00:23:38,876 I've finally got one. Sara, um, 622 00:23:38,918 --> 00:23:40,336 has agreed to sit down with me. 623 00:23:40,377 --> 00:23:42,504 Our world today lacks this kind of, 624 00:23:42,546 --> 00:23:44,006 you know, productive debate. 625 00:23:44,048 --> 00:23:46,091 Today, facts don't really drive the conversation 626 00:23:46,133 --> 00:23:47,384 - more than emotions. - [Eric] Right. 627 00:23:47,426 --> 00:23:49,053 And you know me, right? I don't have emotions. 628 00:23:49,094 --> 00:23:50,554 - [laughing] - Yeah, that's true. True. 629 00:23:50,596 --> 00:23:52,890 [Eric] I don't have any feelings. [chuckles] 630 00:23:52,932 --> 00:23:55,225 [♪ upbeat music playing] 631 00:24:07,738 --> 00:24:09,239 - Hello, Sara Day. - Hey, Eric. 632 00:24:09,281 --> 00:24:10,532 - How are you? - Good to meet you. 633 00:24:10,574 --> 00:24:11,867 - Good to meet you, too. - Over here fine? 634 00:24:11,909 --> 00:24:13,702 Long time coming. 635 00:24:13,702 --> 00:24:16,372 - Uh, yeah. Sure. Sure. - [Eric laughing] 636 00:24:16,413 --> 00:24:18,374 We have been mismanaged with blurred lines 637 00:24:18,415 --> 00:24:19,750 and misinformation and confusion. 638 00:24:19,792 --> 00:24:21,043 Absolutely, you have. 639 00:24:21,085 --> 00:24:22,544 - And that stops now. - Absolutely, yeah. 640 00:24:22,586 --> 00:24:24,046 That-- That is something that has to stop. 641 00:24:24,088 --> 00:24:25,881 Absolutely. Do you know where it's coming from? 642 00:24:25,923 --> 00:24:27,800 - Where is that coming from? - It's coming from the county. 643 00:24:27,841 --> 00:24:29,343 - And I have-- - Would you agree with that? 644 00:24:29,385 --> 00:24:30,594 - I-- Absolutely. - Yeah. And that's a problem. 645 00:24:30,636 --> 00:24:32,179 [Sara] And I have addressed that many times. 646 00:24:32,221 --> 00:24:33,764 'Cause what does that do? That causes conflict. Right? 647 00:24:33,806 --> 00:24:35,057 Because then there's more defense 648 00:24:35,099 --> 00:24:36,600 and more ropes and more signs. 649 00:24:36,642 --> 00:24:38,894 I hate signs more than anybody hates-- 650 00:24:38,936 --> 00:24:40,062 More than you hate signs. 651 00:24:40,104 --> 00:24:41,480 I guess while we're talking about it, 652 00:24:41,522 --> 00:24:43,732 I would like to know your plan to heal the community. 653 00:24:43,732 --> 00:24:44,900 Well, the first thing that I got to do 654 00:24:44,942 --> 00:24:45,943 is find somebody from the other side 655 00:24:45,985 --> 00:24:46,902 that's willing to work with me 656 00:24:46,944 --> 00:24:47,820 'cause I can't do it myself. 657 00:24:47,861 --> 00:24:49,071 Has that been difficult for you? 658 00:24:49,071 --> 00:24:50,406 It's been impossible 'cause nobody'll step up 659 00:24:50,447 --> 00:24:53,283 because they don't have any, um, logic. 660 00:24:53,325 --> 00:24:55,285 Truly, you just made my next point for me, 661 00:24:55,327 --> 00:24:57,287 'cause you throw names around that are-- 662 00:24:57,329 --> 00:24:58,914 Names? What names do I throw around? 663 00:24:58,956 --> 00:25:01,291 Hmm. "Carnival barkers." "The Liberal Mob." 664 00:25:01,333 --> 00:25:03,585 There's a lot of solution to be had 665 00:25:03,627 --> 00:25:05,754 if-- if we get our heads out of the sand 666 00:25:05,796 --> 00:25:07,756 and quit fighting over semantics. 667 00:25:07,798 --> 00:25:10,259 No, you're not-- You're not being kind and respectful, Eric. 668 00:25:10,300 --> 00:25:11,844 You are a disrespectful human. 669 00:25:11,885 --> 00:25:13,429 Private beach owners don't want to have 670 00:25:13,470 --> 00:25:14,763 their names drawn up, 671 00:25:14,805 --> 00:25:16,140 stuff taken off their decks, 672 00:25:16,181 --> 00:25:17,599 defecated underneath their decks, 673 00:25:17,641 --> 00:25:18,851 people parking in their driveways. 674 00:25:18,892 --> 00:25:20,936 Saying that people are afraid for their kids 675 00:25:20,978 --> 00:25:22,271 and afraid for their families. 676 00:25:22,312 --> 00:25:23,814 I don't know that you're ready to compromise. 677 00:25:23,856 --> 00:25:25,774 Why can't we work out a deal-- 678 00:25:25,816 --> 00:25:27,901 What about just open your beaches? 679 00:25:28,652 --> 00:25:30,112 I can't speak for everybody else. 680 00:25:30,154 --> 00:25:31,655 What about you? 681 00:25:32,990 --> 00:25:35,451 So, here's the problem. You go online and say, 682 00:25:35,492 --> 00:25:36,785 "Wilhelm says go to his beach." 683 00:25:36,827 --> 00:25:38,287 Tomorrow, I'm gonna have 500 people on my beach 684 00:25:38,328 --> 00:25:40,956 with signs, and threatening me with my video. 685 00:25:40,956 --> 00:25:43,000 The way that it happens down at Lake Causeway. 686 00:25:43,042 --> 00:25:44,960 I am on that beach a lot. 687 00:25:45,002 --> 00:25:45,961 - Why do you go there? - Because it's 688 00:25:46,003 --> 00:25:47,379 the closest beach access to my house. 689 00:25:47,421 --> 00:25:48,839 You got six other ones that are just as close. 690 00:25:48,881 --> 00:25:50,466 You don't get to tell me where I go to the beach. 691 00:25:50,507 --> 00:25:52,217 - It's such a-- - It's such a what? 692 00:25:52,259 --> 00:25:53,343 It's ground zero, man. 693 00:25:54,011 --> 00:25:55,179 Are you done? 694 00:25:55,220 --> 00:25:56,680 I'm sorry I don't have the feelings that you-- 695 00:25:56,722 --> 00:25:58,515 that you require to have a discussion with you. 696 00:25:58,557 --> 00:26:01,351 It's actually comments like that that make you unrelatable. 697 00:26:01,393 --> 00:26:03,020 My thousands and thousands and thousands of employees 698 00:26:03,062 --> 00:26:04,521 would disagree with you on that one. 699 00:26:04,563 --> 00:26:06,565 - I'm-- I-I-I-- - Right? 'Cause I'm a pretty relatable guy. 700 00:26:06,607 --> 00:26:07,983 We can give you a cookie for that. 701 00:26:08,025 --> 00:26:09,651 - I don't know what you want. - I don't want a cookie. 702 00:26:09,651 --> 00:26:11,320 - I'm not gonna encourage... - Ab-- Stop, stop. 703 00:26:11,361 --> 00:26:12,905 ...people that live next to beach access-- 704 00:26:12,946 --> 00:26:15,324 If you talk over me, I'm done. If you talk over me, I'm done. 705 00:26:15,365 --> 00:26:16,700 You're welcome to leave anytime you want. 706 00:26:16,742 --> 00:26:18,702 Okay. I think we're done here, folks. 707 00:26:21,955 --> 00:26:23,665 And this is why, right here... 708 00:26:23,707 --> 00:26:25,834 - No. - ...this is why we can't have a conversation. 709 00:26:25,876 --> 00:26:27,503 You continue to talk over me and be disrespectful. 710 00:26:27,544 --> 00:26:29,505 And I told you, if you did those things, 711 00:26:29,546 --> 00:26:30,506 I would be done. 712 00:26:30,547 --> 00:26:31,715 You will not talk over me. 713 00:26:31,757 --> 00:26:33,008 So, thanks for coming, Sara. 714 00:26:33,050 --> 00:26:34,676 I appreciate you wagging your finger in my face. 715 00:26:34,718 --> 00:26:36,386 [Sara] He wasn't there to listen. 716 00:26:36,428 --> 00:26:38,430 He's there to just talk at someone. 717 00:26:38,472 --> 00:26:41,100 Finding hard solutions is not a touchy-feely game. 718 00:26:41,141 --> 00:26:43,185 It takes grit, it takes disagreement, 719 00:26:43,227 --> 00:26:44,728 but it takes compromise. 720 00:26:46,063 --> 00:26:48,023 [Josh] We are one day away from mediation. 721 00:26:48,065 --> 00:26:50,109 It's supposed to be tomorrow afternoon. 722 00:26:50,150 --> 00:26:51,860 I'm gonna do my best to stay calm 723 00:26:51,902 --> 00:26:53,529 but I'm terrified 724 00:26:53,570 --> 00:26:55,531 of what they're going to do. 725 00:26:55,572 --> 00:26:58,367 [Starla] Maybe I hope mediation will work, you know. 726 00:26:58,408 --> 00:27:00,869 Just do what we can. That's all we can do. 727 00:27:00,911 --> 00:27:02,621 [Seth] Whatever direction we have to go 728 00:27:02,663 --> 00:27:04,748 to make this idiot stop. 729 00:27:04,790 --> 00:27:06,416 Right. 730 00:27:07,668 --> 00:27:09,211 [R.J.] My name's R.J. Dieken. 731 00:27:09,253 --> 00:27:10,629 I'm a mediator. 732 00:27:10,671 --> 00:27:12,965 I was asked to come mediate this dispute. 733 00:27:13,006 --> 00:27:15,134 With this being my first official mediation, 734 00:27:15,175 --> 00:27:17,845 I think this is gonna be a test under fire. 735 00:27:18,428 --> 00:27:21,390 I don't feel super confident about what I'm gonna do. 736 00:27:21,431 --> 00:27:24,393 But how do you eat an elephant? 737 00:27:24,434 --> 00:27:25,894 You do it one bite at a time. 738 00:27:25,936 --> 00:27:29,356 [♪ dramatic music playing] 739 00:27:31,275 --> 00:27:33,277 Is there anything that either of you two 740 00:27:33,318 --> 00:27:37,573 would like to say to each other that has less to do with past 741 00:27:37,614 --> 00:27:39,908 and more to do with a move forward? 742 00:27:39,950 --> 00:27:41,243 - Yeah. - One thing right here 743 00:27:41,285 --> 00:27:43,078 that I could think of to say to you 744 00:27:43,120 --> 00:27:45,164 that would solve 90% of this issue: 745 00:27:45,205 --> 00:27:47,082 Take your gates off of the road. 746 00:27:47,124 --> 00:27:49,084 I legally own land farther down 747 00:27:49,126 --> 00:27:50,794 - this private easement. - [Starla] Okay, it's like this. 748 00:27:50,836 --> 00:27:53,005 You are not allowed to stop people 749 00:27:53,046 --> 00:27:54,840 from going down a public road! 750 00:27:54,882 --> 00:27:57,759 - It's a private road. - They don't have any legal ownings back there. 751 00:27:57,801 --> 00:27:59,970 - There's no reason for them to go back there. - [Starla] We have reason! 752 00:28:00,012 --> 00:28:02,389 You have cut off 1,500 acres. 753 00:28:02,431 --> 00:28:03,682 - It is all private. - No, we have not. 754 00:28:03,724 --> 00:28:05,434 - It's all private - Owned by individuals. 755 00:28:05,475 --> 00:28:06,935 - [overlapping shouting] - [Starla] I'm done, 756 00:28:06,977 --> 00:28:08,770 'cause I'm not getting in a yelling match with these idiots. 757 00:28:08,812 --> 00:28:10,480 - [Josh] If they own land, I let them through. - I'm just done. 758 00:28:10,522 --> 00:28:12,649 I'm really-- I'm trying to make some ground with you here. 759 00:28:12,691 --> 00:28:14,109 - [R.J.] Yeah, yeah, yeah. - [Seth] Okay, Josh? 760 00:28:14,151 --> 00:28:15,611 I don't want to really fight with you. 761 00:28:15,652 --> 00:28:17,279 Can I just talk to you for a second and be a friend? 762 00:28:17,321 --> 00:28:18,697 I'm offering a hand to be a friend 763 00:28:18,739 --> 00:28:20,490 if we can just talk about this. 764 00:28:20,991 --> 00:28:24,745 We know it's your property, man, but this is a road. 765 00:28:25,412 --> 00:28:28,457 If every single person was living out here 766 00:28:28,498 --> 00:28:30,959 in every single plot, and every single person 767 00:28:31,001 --> 00:28:32,878 had a gate up on the road, 768 00:28:32,920 --> 00:28:34,796 would we function here? 769 00:28:34,838 --> 00:28:39,092 [♪ percussive music playing] 770 00:28:41,845 --> 00:28:43,222 Yes or no? 771 00:28:45,349 --> 00:28:46,642 - Yeah. - Yep. 772 00:28:46,683 --> 00:28:47,976 [Seth] Seriously? 773 00:28:48,018 --> 00:28:49,478 I just hope at some point 774 00:28:49,519 --> 00:28:51,480 you'll realize you're the bad guys here. 775 00:28:51,521 --> 00:28:52,814 Would you like to bring up the things 776 00:28:52,856 --> 00:28:54,149 that you said to me online? 777 00:28:54,191 --> 00:28:55,234 Yes, I would. 778 00:28:55,275 --> 00:28:57,527 "Beardedtard. Midget brain." 779 00:28:57,569 --> 00:28:59,571 Yeah. And I heard everything you said online, too. 780 00:28:59,613 --> 00:29:00,697 What did I say? 781 00:29:00,739 --> 00:29:01,823 And all your two million followers 782 00:29:01,865 --> 00:29:03,408 threatening to kill us. 783 00:29:03,450 --> 00:29:04,660 None of them threatened. 784 00:29:04,701 --> 00:29:06,161 - She sent me the messages. - Bullshit. 785 00:29:06,203 --> 00:29:07,329 Bullshit. I read-- 786 00:29:07,371 --> 00:29:08,705 You called me a liar. You called me 787 00:29:08,747 --> 00:29:10,332 - all sorts of things. - I think we're done here. 788 00:29:10,332 --> 00:29:12,000 Get yourself out of here. 789 00:29:12,042 --> 00:29:14,169 I'll knock your fuckin' teeth down your throat. 790 00:29:14,211 --> 00:29:16,338 - Don't threaten my wife. - No! Fuck you. 791 00:29:16,380 --> 00:29:17,673 - Don't threaten my wife. - [Seth] Quit. 792 00:29:17,714 --> 00:29:19,007 Just control yourself, girl. 793 00:29:19,049 --> 00:29:20,217 Seriously. 794 00:29:20,717 --> 00:29:23,553 [Josh] Just continued to call me a liar with no proof. 795 00:29:23,595 --> 00:29:25,514 I knew that this was gonna happen. 796 00:29:26,056 --> 00:29:29,434 [Seth] So? I'd beat the fuck out of that portly little bastard. 797 00:29:29,476 --> 00:29:32,437 He just ain't fuckin' worth it. The law will fix it. 798 00:29:33,563 --> 00:29:35,524 [Sara] Ivy, come back! Lay down. 799 00:29:35,565 --> 00:29:38,568 Hey! Obey me. Lay down. Please stop. 800 00:29:38,610 --> 00:29:40,696 Move on, then. Then move. 801 00:29:40,737 --> 00:29:42,364 And don't come back. 802 00:29:42,364 --> 00:29:46,243 I'm just trying to figure out the Eric Wilhelms of the world, 803 00:29:46,285 --> 00:29:47,953 what the problem is. 804 00:29:47,995 --> 00:29:50,872 Just because you have a beachfront property, 805 00:29:50,914 --> 00:29:54,626 that does not mean that it is morally right 806 00:29:54,668 --> 00:29:56,753 to keep your neighbors off of it. 807 00:29:56,795 --> 00:29:58,213 [Eric] My wife and I have spent our life 808 00:29:58,255 --> 00:30:00,048 building this life for our family, 809 00:30:00,090 --> 00:30:04,094 and this is a place of absolute peace and harmony for us 810 00:30:04,136 --> 00:30:05,929 that we aren't gonna be willing to give up. 811 00:30:05,971 --> 00:30:07,180 We'll fight for it. 812 00:30:08,974 --> 00:30:10,600 [Seth] I've been a Dungeon Master 813 00:30:10,642 --> 00:30:13,270 since I was about 12, 13 years old. 814 00:30:13,312 --> 00:30:15,480 It's too bad that the neighbor down there 815 00:30:15,522 --> 00:30:18,984 is the way he is because he plays it, too. 816 00:30:19,026 --> 00:30:21,570 And he says he's a Dungeon Master, too. 817 00:30:21,611 --> 00:30:23,947 [Josh] Oh, I am definitely a Dungeon Master. 818 00:30:23,989 --> 00:30:26,074 "Dungeons and Dragons" is really fun because 819 00:30:26,116 --> 00:30:27,993 you get to do whatever you want. 820 00:30:28,035 --> 00:30:29,745 [Seth] If he was a cool neighbor, 821 00:30:29,786 --> 00:30:32,789 then I would have definitely already invited him over to play 822 00:30:32,831 --> 00:30:34,916 unless he plays fourth edition. [chuckles] 823 00:30:34,958 --> 00:30:37,627 We'd have probably already played a lot of times by now. 824 00:30:37,669 --> 00:30:39,629 [Josh] If you're in a situation like this, 825 00:30:39,671 --> 00:30:41,631 if you can move, 826 00:30:41,673 --> 00:30:43,342 I would. 827 00:30:43,383 --> 00:30:45,093 If you can't, 828 00:30:45,135 --> 00:30:47,262 be ready to defend yourself. 829 00:30:47,304 --> 00:30:49,097 [Seth] I think your neighbors should be 830 00:30:49,139 --> 00:30:51,308 one of the first people that you get along with. 831 00:30:51,350 --> 00:30:53,143 If you can't get along with your neighbors, 832 00:30:53,185 --> 00:30:55,937 that kind of says something about you. 833 00:30:55,979 --> 00:30:58,982 [♪ dramatic music playing]