1 00:00:06,273 --> 00:00:07,657 - Good morning, wife. 2 00:00:07,658 --> 00:00:10,376 - [groans] Good morning, husband. 3 00:00:10,377 --> 00:00:11,311 Wow! 4 00:00:11,411 --> 00:00:13,146 That feels bonkers to say. 5 00:00:13,247 --> 00:00:14,181 - Bonkers good? 6 00:00:14,314 --> 00:00:16,174 - Bonkers wonderful. 7 00:00:16,308 --> 00:00:17,676 But bonkers. 8 00:00:17,776 --> 00:00:21,345 I mean, we've only known each other for six weeks. 9 00:00:21,346 --> 00:00:22,856 Oh. 10 00:00:22,956 --> 00:00:25,659 We're like Romeo and Juliet. 11 00:00:25,759 --> 00:00:27,685 Except we're old. 12 00:00:27,686 --> 00:00:30,497 And we're gonna live happily ever after. 13 00:00:30,597 --> 00:00:35,334 And we have retirement funds and bifocals. 14 00:00:35,335 --> 00:00:38,838 We are nothing like Romeo and Juliet. 15 00:00:38,839 --> 00:00:41,508 - Well, we did sneak off and secretly get married. 16 00:00:41,608 --> 00:00:43,702 - Yes. 17 00:00:43,835 --> 00:00:46,880 - Do you want '50s Elvis or Vegas Elvis? 18 00:00:46,980 --> 00:00:48,981 - '50s. - Vegas. 19 00:00:48,982 --> 00:00:51,201 - Do you, Jeanie, take James... - Do you, James, take Jeanie... 20 00:00:51,301 --> 00:00:53,886 both: To be your hunka-hunka burning love? 21 00:00:53,887 --> 00:00:55,188 both: I do. 22 00:00:55,289 --> 00:00:57,849 both: We now pronounce you husband and wife. 23 00:01:00,527 --> 00:01:03,029 - And everything was perfect, 24 00:01:03,030 --> 00:01:06,883 until lady Elvis tried to sell us crypto. 25 00:01:07,017 --> 00:01:08,401 Oh! 26 00:01:08,402 --> 00:01:10,670 I gotta--I gotta call and tell my kids that we got married. 27 00:01:10,671 --> 00:01:11,738 No, wait. 28 00:01:11,838 --> 00:01:13,732 No, no, I gotta tell them in person. 29 00:01:13,865 --> 00:01:15,733 Let's invite them over for brunch, okay? 30 00:01:15,734 --> 00:01:18,227 - A--and Dan. 31 00:01:18,228 --> 00:01:21,881 - We're gonna tell Dan at the same time that we tell my kids? 32 00:01:21,882 --> 00:01:23,516 - Dan's like my kid. 33 00:01:23,517 --> 00:01:25,751 We have dinner together, grab a beer. 34 00:01:25,752 --> 00:01:28,087 He loves a good cigar. 35 00:01:28,088 --> 00:01:31,574 - It is so obvious you don't have kids. 36 00:01:31,575 --> 00:01:33,492 - What? Kids don't have dinner? 37 00:01:33,493 --> 00:01:36,430 [upbeat music] 38 00:01:36,530 --> 00:01:40,767 ♪ ♪ 39 00:01:40,901 --> 00:01:42,594 - What do you think? Can I pull off your pants? 40 00:01:42,694 --> 00:01:44,755 - I wish you would. 41 00:01:44,888 --> 00:01:46,089 [doorbell rings] 42 00:01:46,223 --> 00:01:48,599 {\an8}- [gasps] That's the kids. That's the kids. 43 00:01:48,600 --> 00:01:50,601 {\an8}Take your ring off. Take your ring off. 44 00:01:50,602 --> 00:01:51,595 {\an8}I'm nervous. I'm nervous. 45 00:01:51,695 --> 00:01:52,770 {\an8}But I'm also excited. 46 00:01:52,771 --> 00:01:55,082 {\an8}I am excited. 47 00:01:55,182 --> 00:01:56,767 {\an8}- Hey, guys. - Ah, it's just Dan. 48 00:01:56,867 --> 00:01:58,776 {\an8}I'm neither. 49 00:01:58,777 --> 00:02:00,620 {\an8}- Hello to you too. What's so important? 50 00:02:00,621 --> 00:02:02,956 {\an8}When you guys called, I was halfway through a Hot Pocket. 51 00:02:05,258 --> 00:02:06,618 {\an8}- We're waiting for the kids. 52 00:02:06,752 --> 00:02:08,295 {\an8}We have something important to tell you. 53 00:02:08,395 --> 00:02:09,955 {\an8}- Last time somebody said that to me, 54 00:02:10,088 --> 00:02:12,456 {\an8}I had to contact all my sexual partners. 55 00:02:12,457 --> 00:02:14,468 {\an8}[doorbell rings] 56 00:02:15,786 --> 00:02:17,286 {\an8}- There they are. - Hey. 57 00:02:17,287 --> 00:02:18,304 {\an8}What's up, Mom? 58 00:02:18,305 --> 00:02:19,289 {\an8}- Where have you been? 59 00:02:19,423 --> 00:02:20,639 {\an8}I've been worried sick. 60 00:02:20,640 --> 00:02:22,009 {\an8}I called you, like, five times. 61 00:02:22,109 --> 00:02:24,143 {\an8}- Well, think of it as payback for the thousands of times 62 00:02:24,144 --> 00:02:25,462 {\an8}you've ignored my calls. 63 00:02:25,595 --> 00:02:26,637 {\an8}Ha! 64 00:02:26,638 --> 00:02:28,640 {\an8}But the good news is-- this is good news. 65 00:02:28,740 --> 00:02:29,816 {\an8}Come on. Come here. 66 00:02:29,916 --> 00:02:30,801 {\an8}Come sit. 67 00:02:30,934 --> 00:02:32,444 {\an8}[doorbell rings] 68 00:02:34,638 --> 00:02:36,922 {\an8}- Ah! 69 00:02:36,923 --> 00:02:39,817 {\an8}- Arvid, what are you doing here? 70 00:02:39,818 --> 00:02:42,129 {\an8}In my house in America? 71 00:02:42,229 --> 00:02:43,821 {\an8}- Milky? 72 00:02:43,822 --> 00:02:45,665 {\an8}- Ah, Jeanie! 73 00:02:47,617 --> 00:02:48,985 {\an8}Ah! 74 00:02:49,119 --> 00:02:50,328 {\an8}Ah. 75 00:02:50,429 --> 00:02:52,506 {\an8}You are even more lovely in the person. 76 00:02:52,639 --> 00:02:54,833 {\an8}[chuckles] 77 00:02:54,933 --> 00:02:56,802 {\an8}[exclaims] 78 00:02:59,671 --> 00:03:03,175 {\an8}- You are exactly as James described you. 79 00:03:03,308 --> 00:03:04,316 {\an8}- Not true. 80 00:03:04,317 --> 00:03:06,652 {\an8}I described him as being in Norway. 81 00:03:06,653 --> 00:03:08,154 {\an8}How do you know where I live? 82 00:03:08,155 --> 00:03:10,322 {\an8}- I have you both on Find My. 83 00:03:10,323 --> 00:03:13,526 {\an8}I saw that you traveled to Las Vegas together. 84 00:03:13,527 --> 00:03:14,527 {\an8}- Las Vegas? 85 00:03:14,528 --> 00:03:17,329 {\an8}- You went to Vegas without me? 86 00:03:17,330 --> 00:03:19,015 {\an8}- I put two and two together. 87 00:03:19,149 --> 00:03:21,284 {\an8}Congratulations on your wedding! 88 00:03:23,003 --> 00:03:24,687 {\an8}- Wedding? - You're married? 89 00:03:24,688 --> 00:03:26,539 {\an8}- By two Elvises. 90 00:03:26,540 --> 00:03:28,542 {\an8}- And one was a lady. 91 00:03:28,642 --> 00:03:30,377 {\an8}- Congratulations! 92 00:03:30,510 --> 00:03:32,845 {\an8}Hey, can I talk to you for a minute? 93 00:03:32,846 --> 00:03:34,371 {\an8}- I wanted to tell you first. 94 00:03:34,372 --> 00:03:36,549 {\an8}- James, you got a sec? 95 00:03:36,550 --> 00:03:38,218 {\an8}- [exclaims] 96 00:03:39,711 --> 00:03:40,879 - You married a stranger? 97 00:03:41,012 --> 00:03:42,546 Haven't you been paying attention 98 00:03:42,547 --> 00:03:43,889 to our murder podcasts? 99 00:03:43,890 --> 00:03:46,550 It's always the husband. 100 00:03:46,551 --> 00:03:47,878 - Is he after your money? 101 00:03:48,011 --> 00:03:50,197 - I don't have any money. 102 00:03:50,297 --> 00:03:54,383 - Are you after his money? 'Cause this place is nice. 103 00:03:54,384 --> 00:03:56,886 - "Educated divorced white male" exactly fits 104 00:03:56,887 --> 00:03:58,238 the serial killer profile. 105 00:03:58,338 --> 00:04:01,558 - She is right. - [yelps] Oh, God! 106 00:04:01,691 --> 00:04:03,735 - And who's that? - I am Arvid. 107 00:04:03,869 --> 00:04:05,829 I am hard to explain. 108 00:04:07,330 --> 00:04:08,881 - What are you doing? 109 00:04:08,882 --> 00:04:10,242 I had a plan for us. 110 00:04:10,375 --> 00:04:14,086 We were gonna go out and meet women on the prowl. 111 00:04:14,087 --> 00:04:17,582 And when that didn't work out, we were gonna live together 112 00:04:17,716 --> 00:04:19,426 like the Golden Girls. 113 00:04:19,559 --> 00:04:23,412 Except, you know, two dudes and one of our moms. 114 00:04:23,413 --> 00:04:25,398 - I get it. He seems nice. 115 00:04:25,532 --> 00:04:27,091 But, I mean, who even is he? 116 00:04:27,092 --> 00:04:29,769 - All right, everybody, just simmer down. 117 00:04:29,770 --> 00:04:31,420 We're here to celebrate. 118 00:04:31,421 --> 00:04:32,772 - Slow your roll there, J. 119 00:04:32,873 --> 00:04:35,374 Let me holla at you for a second. 120 00:04:35,375 --> 00:04:36,776 Listen. 121 00:04:38,044 --> 00:04:39,929 Listen. 122 00:04:39,930 --> 00:04:42,448 You gotta understand where I'm coming from. 123 00:04:42,449 --> 00:04:44,483 That woman adopted me. 124 00:04:44,484 --> 00:04:46,443 Changed my life. 125 00:04:46,444 --> 00:04:49,555 I need to know if you can be trusted with her heart. 126 00:04:49,556 --> 00:04:51,774 - I love your mom very much. 127 00:04:51,775 --> 00:04:52,784 You can trust me. 128 00:04:52,884 --> 00:04:54,785 - Look me in the eyes when you say it. 129 00:04:54,786 --> 00:04:56,129 - I just did. 130 00:04:56,229 --> 00:04:57,964 - I know. 131 00:04:58,098 --> 00:05:00,799 I'm just loving this attitude on me. 132 00:05:00,800 --> 00:05:02,127 We're cool. 133 00:05:02,260 --> 00:05:05,138 - Okay, now that we are all cool, 134 00:05:05,238 --> 00:05:08,440 I would like to present to you the morgen gava. 135 00:05:08,441 --> 00:05:11,311 - The who and wava? 136 00:05:11,411 --> 00:05:13,137 - The morgen gava. 137 00:05:13,138 --> 00:05:16,149 The traditional wedding gift that a Norwegian groom 138 00:05:16,283 --> 00:05:17,976 gives to his bride. Hello! 139 00:05:18,076 --> 00:05:20,953 [yelps] Not while I'm looking! 140 00:05:20,954 --> 00:05:22,622 - What is happening? 141 00:05:22,722 --> 00:05:23,907 - Okay, I did it. 142 00:05:26,810 --> 00:05:28,928 - Oh, goodness! 143 00:05:28,929 --> 00:05:31,163 Just what we always wanted-- 144 00:05:31,164 --> 00:05:33,416 6 pounds of raw herring. 145 00:05:35,652 --> 00:05:38,304 - 96 ounces-- one for every year 146 00:05:38,305 --> 00:05:39,989 of happiness that I wish you. 147 00:05:39,990 --> 00:05:41,374 - Aw. 148 00:05:41,474 --> 00:05:43,660 - Why does this rando know you got married before we did? 149 00:05:43,760 --> 00:05:46,471 - I no rando. You rando. 150 00:05:49,249 --> 00:05:50,666 - We tell each other everything. 151 00:05:50,667 --> 00:05:52,519 - I know. I know. 152 00:05:53,837 --> 00:05:54,954 - Hello! 153 00:05:54,955 --> 00:05:57,006 The bitch is back. 154 00:05:57,007 --> 00:05:58,825 Listen, that needs to go to the dry cleaners, 155 00:05:58,959 --> 00:06:00,352 and there's plenty more in my car. 156 00:06:00,485 --> 00:06:02,661 I'm borrowing your maid. 157 00:06:02,662 --> 00:06:05,515 Oh! Is that Norwegian wedding fish? 158 00:06:05,649 --> 00:06:06,866 Who got married? 159 00:06:09,269 --> 00:06:10,195 What? 160 00:06:10,328 --> 00:06:12,330 You married the maid? 161 00:06:13,673 --> 00:06:15,024 - I'm not the maid. 162 00:06:15,025 --> 00:06:16,876 - Claudia, this is Jeanie, my wife. 163 00:06:16,977 --> 00:06:18,035 - Wha-- 164 00:06:18,036 --> 00:06:20,547 [glass clinking] 165 00:06:20,647 --> 00:06:23,198 - I would like to, uh, take this opportunity 166 00:06:23,199 --> 00:06:24,884 to not be here. 167 00:06:27,520 --> 00:06:29,372 - So you're Claudia? 168 00:06:29,506 --> 00:06:31,207 - Yes, his ex. 169 00:06:31,341 --> 00:06:33,542 - He didn't murder her. 170 00:06:33,543 --> 00:06:36,045 - You barely know each other. Are you even compatible? 171 00:06:36,046 --> 00:06:37,763 - In every way. 172 00:06:37,764 --> 00:06:38,889 - Beach or pool? 173 00:06:38,890 --> 00:06:40,200 both: Beach. - [gasps] 174 00:06:40,300 --> 00:06:41,892 I didn't know you liked beaches. 175 00:06:41,893 --> 00:06:43,069 - Well, I thought we were saying 176 00:06:43,169 --> 00:06:44,169 what the other person liked. 177 00:06:44,170 --> 00:06:46,239 - Okay, 'cause I-- I like pools too. 178 00:06:46,339 --> 00:06:47,407 - Don't really like those, either. 179 00:06:47,507 --> 00:06:49,559 I'm more of a bookstore guy. 180 00:06:49,693 --> 00:06:51,043 - Okay, spring or fall? 181 00:06:51,044 --> 00:06:52,562 - Fall. - Spring. 182 00:06:52,696 --> 00:06:53,747 - Coffee or tea? 183 00:06:53,847 --> 00:06:55,214 - Tea. - Coffee. 184 00:06:55,215 --> 00:06:56,749 - Fjord or glacier? 185 00:06:56,750 --> 00:06:59,076 - All right, hey. Everybody, just stop. 186 00:06:59,077 --> 00:07:00,586 This is silly. 187 00:07:00,587 --> 00:07:03,055 We are on the same page about all the big things, 188 00:07:03,056 --> 00:07:04,582 and that's all that really matters. 189 00:07:04,683 --> 00:07:05,858 - Where are you going to live? 190 00:07:05,859 --> 00:07:07,427 - My place. - Our place. 191 00:07:07,527 --> 00:07:09,086 - Okay. 192 00:07:09,087 --> 00:07:12,031 Well, I hope you brought plenty of Norwegian divorce trout, 193 00:07:12,032 --> 00:07:13,600 'cause we're gonna need it. 194 00:07:19,873 --> 00:07:23,267 - As long as we're together, I don't care where we live. 195 00:07:23,268 --> 00:07:24,668 - Me, either. 196 00:07:24,669 --> 00:07:27,764 - Although I do know a great place. 197 00:07:27,864 --> 00:07:30,399 Big kitchen, lovely pool house. 198 00:07:30,400 --> 00:07:32,602 Your husband lives there. 199 00:07:32,702 --> 00:07:35,054 - Well, I know a cute spot where your wife lives. 200 00:07:35,055 --> 00:07:37,957 Rooftop deck, spectacular sunsets. 201 00:07:37,958 --> 00:07:39,508 Comes with two children. 202 00:07:39,509 --> 00:07:41,753 - I mean, it's kind of small. 203 00:07:44,764 --> 00:07:46,015 - How about we Goldilocks it? 204 00:07:46,016 --> 00:07:48,192 Give both places a fair shake? 205 00:07:48,193 --> 00:07:50,970 Mine tonight and here tomorrow night. 206 00:07:51,071 --> 00:07:53,806 - That sounds good. Now, come to Papa Bear. 207 00:07:53,807 --> 00:07:55,809 Nope. Heard it. Sorry. 208 00:08:00,613 --> 00:08:03,566 - Am I interrupting? 209 00:08:05,719 --> 00:08:07,486 - Perfect timing. 210 00:08:07,487 --> 00:08:10,789 - I am coming to collect my rucksack before saying goodbye 211 00:08:10,790 --> 00:08:13,826 and heading off into the giant and unexpectedly 212 00:08:13,827 --> 00:08:15,912 terrifying city of Los Angeles. 213 00:08:17,422 --> 00:08:18,915 - Don't. - I won't. 214 00:08:21,234 --> 00:08:22,969 - Ah. 215 00:08:23,069 --> 00:08:24,470 - Don't. 216 00:08:24,471 --> 00:08:26,163 - I won't. 217 00:08:26,164 --> 00:08:28,799 - Be brave, little Milky. 218 00:08:28,800 --> 00:08:29,967 - I have to. 219 00:08:29,968 --> 00:08:32,845 Uh, Milky, do you have a place to stay? 220 00:08:32,846 --> 00:08:35,013 - Ah. Do not to worry. 221 00:08:35,014 --> 00:08:36,683 I have found a place. 222 00:08:36,783 --> 00:08:38,334 And I will go now. 223 00:08:38,435 --> 00:08:40,803 I am lagged from jet. 224 00:08:40,804 --> 00:08:42,321 - Okay, great. 225 00:08:42,322 --> 00:08:43,690 And thank you for the herring. 226 00:08:43,790 --> 00:08:45,358 - Ah, my pleasure. 227 00:08:47,744 --> 00:08:49,279 - [breathes deeply] 228 00:08:50,522 --> 00:08:52,364 - Well, we got some time. 229 00:08:52,365 --> 00:08:54,425 Wanna get back in bed? 230 00:08:54,426 --> 00:08:55,834 - Couch is closer. 231 00:08:55,835 --> 00:08:57,871 [chuckles] 232 00:08:59,305 --> 00:09:00,957 [giggles] 233 00:09:21,027 --> 00:09:24,029 - Just stay in the pool house! 234 00:09:24,030 --> 00:09:25,231 - You got it, boss. 235 00:09:27,634 --> 00:09:28,617 - See? 236 00:09:28,618 --> 00:09:30,461 This isn't so small. 237 00:09:30,462 --> 00:09:33,897 And it's just a quick, dangerous e-bike ride 238 00:09:33,898 --> 00:09:35,374 to the beach. 239 00:09:35,375 --> 00:09:36,543 - I can see moving into my beach era. 240 00:09:36,643 --> 00:09:37,801 I'm ready to get leathery. 241 00:09:37,802 --> 00:09:39,069 - Yeah. 242 00:09:39,070 --> 00:09:42,231 And look at this big, comfy couch. 243 00:09:42,232 --> 00:09:43,866 Plenty of room. 244 00:09:43,867 --> 00:09:45,217 - What are we watching? 245 00:09:45,218 --> 00:09:46,585 - Reality. 246 00:09:46,586 --> 00:09:47,686 - Excellent. 247 00:09:47,687 --> 00:09:49,556 I did my thesis on reality. 248 00:09:49,656 --> 00:09:52,424 Is this show about Platonic or Aristotelian ideals? 249 00:09:52,425 --> 00:09:54,059 No, no, don't tell me. 250 00:09:54,060 --> 00:09:55,553 It'd be fun to figure it out. 251 00:09:58,681 --> 00:10:00,491 Who is that? 252 00:10:00,492 --> 00:10:01,567 - That's Brittany. 253 00:10:01,568 --> 00:10:03,570 - Who's she yelling at? - Meredith. 254 00:10:03,670 --> 00:10:05,270 - Shh! - Why? 255 00:10:05,271 --> 00:10:07,539 - Because she accosted her on the plane back from Canouan. 256 00:10:07,540 --> 00:10:09,592 - Allegedly. I don't buy it. 257 00:10:09,692 --> 00:10:11,410 Meredith's too classy for that. 258 00:10:11,411 --> 00:10:12,278 - [laughs] 259 00:10:12,378 --> 00:10:15,430 - I'm disengaging. 260 00:10:15,431 --> 00:10:16,940 - I don't get it. 261 00:10:16,941 --> 00:10:19,752 - I thought you said this guy was smart. 262 00:10:19,853 --> 00:10:22,455 [upbeat music] 263 00:10:25,250 --> 00:10:27,710 - This is fun. - This is fun. 264 00:10:30,622 --> 00:10:31,931 Oh! 265 00:10:32,031 --> 00:10:33,799 - Oh. Sorry, bro. 266 00:10:33,800 --> 00:10:35,293 - Lolo, we're in here. 267 00:10:35,393 --> 00:10:37,127 - Cool. Me too. - [grunts] 268 00:10:37,128 --> 00:10:38,555 - Sorry, bro. 269 00:10:41,224 --> 00:10:42,809 - Excuse me. 270 00:10:42,909 --> 00:10:45,269 - Uh, not that I have to, but how does it work 271 00:10:45,270 --> 00:10:47,146 when somebody actually has to go to the bathroom? 272 00:10:47,247 --> 00:10:49,983 - Honor code. No one looks. 273 00:10:50,083 --> 00:10:53,110 - Well, I'm gonna let you guys have the room. 274 00:10:53,111 --> 00:10:54,304 Uh, the door's stuck. 275 00:10:54,404 --> 00:10:56,088 Is there-- - Jiggle and pull. 276 00:10:56,089 --> 00:10:57,556 Jiggle and pull. - All right, hold on, I just-- 277 00:10:57,557 --> 00:10:59,158 I don't get this. I don't get it. 278 00:10:59,259 --> 00:11:00,617 Mom, why are we doing this? 279 00:11:00,618 --> 00:11:02,294 Why wouldn't you just wanna live in a huge house 280 00:11:02,295 --> 00:11:04,621 with the Indiana Jones of philosophy professors? 281 00:11:04,622 --> 00:11:06,498 - You know what, it's actually not the first time 282 00:11:06,499 --> 00:11:07,799 I've been called that. 283 00:11:07,800 --> 00:11:09,626 - Look, we are staying there tonight. 284 00:11:09,627 --> 00:11:12,104 We're just--you guys, we're just working things out, okay? 285 00:11:12,105 --> 00:11:13,840 - Exactly. We're working things out. 286 00:11:15,275 --> 00:11:16,742 Doorknob came off. 287 00:11:16,743 --> 00:11:18,011 - Oh. 288 00:11:18,111 --> 00:11:20,470 It happened again. 289 00:11:20,471 --> 00:11:22,339 Who's going out the window this time? 290 00:11:22,340 --> 00:11:24,341 both: Not it. 291 00:11:24,342 --> 00:11:25,602 - Sorry, bro. 292 00:11:31,666 --> 00:11:34,193 [upbeat music] 293 00:11:34,194 --> 00:11:36,461 - Ding dong! 294 00:11:36,462 --> 00:11:37,854 - Ah. Ms. Claudia? 295 00:11:37,855 --> 00:11:41,034 {\an8}[both speaking Norwegian] 296 00:11:47,273 --> 00:11:48,357 - Oh. 297 00:11:48,358 --> 00:11:49,509 I am impressed. 298 00:11:49,642 --> 00:11:51,368 You speak Norwegian like a Norwegian 299 00:11:51,369 --> 00:11:55,865 who left Norway and then missed Norway and came back. 300 00:11:55,965 --> 00:11:57,883 - Listen, don't mind me. 301 00:11:57,884 --> 00:11:59,352 I'm here all the time. 302 00:11:59,452 --> 00:12:01,820 I mean, James got the house, but I got the contents. 303 00:12:01,821 --> 00:12:06,884 So I pop by every now and then and do a little shopping. 304 00:12:06,985 --> 00:12:10,128 Where's Tweedledee and Tweedledumdum? 305 00:12:10,129 --> 00:12:11,330 - Ah. 306 00:12:11,331 --> 00:12:13,532 They stay at Jeanie's last night. 307 00:12:13,533 --> 00:12:16,218 I have worries they are avoiding me. 308 00:12:16,219 --> 00:12:17,728 - Oh, nonsense. 309 00:12:17,729 --> 00:12:21,840 There's nothing newlyweds love more than a needy house guest. 310 00:12:21,841 --> 00:12:23,242 Listen. 311 00:12:23,343 --> 00:12:26,061 Um, did you really come all this way 312 00:12:26,062 --> 00:12:28,047 just to bring them a morgen gava? 313 00:12:28,147 --> 00:12:29,147 - No. 314 00:12:29,148 --> 00:12:31,718 I also have secret reason. 315 00:12:31,818 --> 00:12:33,986 - Oh. What is it? 316 00:12:33,987 --> 00:12:36,748 - I am too shy. 317 00:12:36,848 --> 00:12:38,490 - Tell me. - I am too shy. 318 00:12:38,491 --> 00:12:40,584 Okay. 319 00:12:40,585 --> 00:12:44,196 I want to be James's teaching assistant here in Los Angeles. 320 00:12:44,197 --> 00:12:46,648 - And does James want that? 321 00:12:46,649 --> 00:12:48,760 - I don't think so. 322 00:12:48,860 --> 00:12:52,154 - Well, then, let's make it happen. 323 00:12:52,155 --> 00:12:54,239 - Also, I do not have a visa. 324 00:12:54,240 --> 00:12:55,942 - Leave that to me. 325 00:12:56,042 --> 00:12:57,527 Mommy knows how to work a consulate. 326 00:13:01,514 --> 00:13:03,940 - Look at this. 327 00:13:03,941 --> 00:13:05,952 Nice big bed. 328 00:13:06,052 --> 00:13:08,087 You could fit five people in here. 329 00:13:08,187 --> 00:13:09,913 Not that I would. 330 00:13:09,914 --> 00:13:11,948 Not that I'm not open. 331 00:13:11,949 --> 00:13:14,117 I'm not open. 332 00:13:14,118 --> 00:13:17,121 - I--it's very nice here. 333 00:13:17,221 --> 00:13:18,864 It's just so quiet. 334 00:13:18,865 --> 00:13:20,133 Where are the helicopters? 335 00:13:20,233 --> 00:13:21,934 Are your neighbors arguing? 336 00:13:22,035 --> 00:13:24,119 We'll never know. 337 00:13:24,120 --> 00:13:26,789 And let's--let's talk about your kitchen. 338 00:13:26,889 --> 00:13:27,807 - What's wrong with my kitchen? 339 00:13:27,907 --> 00:13:29,958 - It's downstairs. 340 00:13:29,959 --> 00:13:33,512 I've never lived someplace with stairs on the inside. 341 00:13:33,513 --> 00:13:36,114 - I'll have them removed. 342 00:13:36,115 --> 00:13:38,050 - Can you have them replaced with my children? 343 00:13:38,051 --> 00:13:39,601 I miss my babies. 344 00:13:39,602 --> 00:13:44,222 - Your babies are what, like, 280 months? 345 00:13:44,223 --> 00:13:45,491 Didn't they move out for college? 346 00:13:45,591 --> 00:13:47,151 - Yeah. 347 00:13:47,251 --> 00:13:48,828 But then they moved back in after George died, 348 00:13:48,928 --> 00:13:51,989 and it was really nice to be together again. 349 00:13:52,090 --> 00:13:53,657 I thought I was taking care of them. 350 00:13:53,658 --> 00:13:55,959 They thought they were taking care of me. 351 00:13:55,960 --> 00:13:57,494 And we all just got really tight-knit. 352 00:13:57,495 --> 00:13:59,005 - Codependent. 353 00:13:59,105 --> 00:14:00,840 Right. Tight-knit. Exactly. 354 00:14:05,561 --> 00:14:07,796 - Here's a thought. 355 00:14:07,797 --> 00:14:10,683 How about we're a couple that doesn't live together? 356 00:14:10,783 --> 00:14:12,509 - I mean, it's interesting. 357 00:14:12,510 --> 00:14:15,679 - We can have date nights and sleepovers. 358 00:14:15,680 --> 00:14:18,482 Chumps who live together, they don't get to do that. 359 00:14:18,483 --> 00:14:20,517 - Yeah, we're a modern couple. We can do whatever we want. 360 00:14:20,518 --> 00:14:23,128 - We call the shots, go at our own pace. 361 00:14:23,129 --> 00:14:26,923 - Get married fast and move in slow. 362 00:14:26,924 --> 00:14:28,167 We make the rules. 363 00:14:28,267 --> 00:14:29,818 - Yeah, we're crazy. - And wild. 364 00:14:29,819 --> 00:14:32,538 - I feel really good about this. 365 00:14:32,638 --> 00:14:33,839 - Me too. 366 00:14:33,840 --> 00:14:36,008 - Me, too, as well. 367 00:14:36,109 --> 00:14:37,668 - Arvid! 368 00:14:41,531 --> 00:14:42,849 - Hi. 369 00:14:42,982 --> 00:14:45,351 I hope I'm interrupting something. 370 00:14:45,451 --> 00:14:46,518 - What are you doing here? 371 00:14:46,519 --> 00:14:48,186 Don't you have to stay in your casket 372 00:14:48,187 --> 00:14:50,223 till after the sun goes down? 373 00:14:50,323 --> 00:14:52,859 - It's cloudy out. 374 00:14:52,959 --> 00:14:54,551 Where's the little missus? 375 00:14:54,552 --> 00:14:58,029 I was expecting this place to be lousy with rattan 376 00:14:58,030 --> 00:15:00,332 and homemade ceramics by now. 377 00:15:00,333 --> 00:15:02,869 - For your information, she's not moving in. 378 00:15:02,969 --> 00:15:04,394 - Oh. 379 00:15:04,395 --> 00:15:06,239 - We are a modern couple, and we're choosing to live apart. 380 00:15:06,339 --> 00:15:07,706 - Uh-huh. 381 00:15:07,707 --> 00:15:10,575 Dragging her toe-ringed feet. 382 00:15:10,576 --> 00:15:12,611 Actually, it's great. 383 00:15:12,612 --> 00:15:13,962 I actually appreciate it. 384 00:15:13,963 --> 00:15:15,397 Much better for me. 385 00:15:15,398 --> 00:15:17,240 - Why do you always turn everything about me 386 00:15:17,241 --> 00:15:18,350 into something about you? 387 00:15:18,351 --> 00:15:20,135 - Because you betrayed me, James. 388 00:15:20,136 --> 00:15:21,403 - I'm not the one that had the affair 389 00:15:21,404 --> 00:15:23,188 with their tennis teacher. 390 00:15:23,189 --> 00:15:25,007 - It was my polo instructor. 391 00:15:26,984 --> 00:15:30,253 And, anyway, listen, I was fine when I thought 392 00:15:30,254 --> 00:15:31,731 that you were a cliché. 393 00:15:31,831 --> 00:15:34,591 You know, bopping around with a 22-year-old, 394 00:15:34,592 --> 00:15:36,269 Bill Belichicking your way through 395 00:15:36,369 --> 00:15:39,062 your final miserable years. 396 00:15:39,063 --> 00:15:43,008 But for you to fall in love and commit 397 00:15:43,009 --> 00:15:46,446 to an intelligent, attractive, age-appropriate woman? 398 00:15:46,546 --> 00:15:51,341 Do you know how embarrassing that is for me? 399 00:15:51,342 --> 00:15:54,336 It's like you didn't even take my feelings into account. 400 00:15:54,337 --> 00:15:55,621 - I didn't. I don't. 401 00:15:55,721 --> 00:15:57,456 I'm living the life I wanna live. 402 00:15:57,557 --> 00:15:58,623 - Yeah. 403 00:15:58,624 --> 00:16:00,909 Newly married and living alone. 404 00:16:00,910 --> 00:16:02,295 - Yes, that's our choice. 405 00:16:02,395 --> 00:16:04,179 - Uh-huh. 406 00:16:04,180 --> 00:16:05,180 - Who am I kidding? 407 00:16:05,181 --> 00:16:06,615 It's not my choice. 408 00:16:06,616 --> 00:16:09,234 I wanna be with her all the time, every day. 409 00:16:09,235 --> 00:16:11,628 I--I'm gonna go over there. 410 00:16:11,629 --> 00:16:12,971 - And do what? 411 00:16:12,972 --> 00:16:16,074 Make your roast chicken? 412 00:16:16,075 --> 00:16:18,810 - Claudia, you're a genius. 413 00:16:18,811 --> 00:16:21,196 - I know that, but what'd I do? 414 00:16:21,197 --> 00:16:23,031 - I haven't made my roast chicken yet. 415 00:16:23,032 --> 00:16:25,283 - Oh, please don't. 416 00:16:25,284 --> 00:16:27,819 And look, I hate to have to say this, 417 00:16:27,820 --> 00:16:31,289 but it is delectable. 418 00:16:31,290 --> 00:16:33,091 And what do you say? 419 00:16:33,092 --> 00:16:34,118 I mean... 420 00:16:37,480 --> 00:16:39,047 One last chicken? 421 00:16:39,048 --> 00:16:40,565 For old time's sake? 422 00:16:40,566 --> 00:16:44,327 - I'm sure your polo teacher makes good chicken too. 423 00:16:44,328 --> 00:16:46,271 - You know, he's a vegan. 424 00:16:46,272 --> 00:16:47,999 You are a monster. 425 00:16:48,099 --> 00:16:50,343 - [clucks] 426 00:17:01,954 --> 00:17:03,847 - Hey, Mom. What's the plan for today? 427 00:17:03,848 --> 00:17:05,974 James coming here? Are you moving there? 428 00:17:05,975 --> 00:17:09,695 Bottom line, do I have to fix this bathroom door? 429 00:17:09,795 --> 00:17:10,854 - Fix it. 430 00:17:10,855 --> 00:17:12,931 - Forget the door. Did you make a decision? 431 00:17:12,932 --> 00:17:16,134 I'm so stressed, my rash came back. 432 00:17:16,135 --> 00:17:17,703 The rash, Mom. 433 00:17:19,405 --> 00:17:20,505 - I'm staying. 434 00:17:20,506 --> 00:17:22,692 James and I have decided to live apart, 435 00:17:22,792 --> 00:17:23,876 and I'm great with it. 436 00:17:23,976 --> 00:17:26,546 - You are? - No, I hate it. 437 00:17:26,646 --> 00:17:28,204 - Then why aren't you going? 438 00:17:28,205 --> 00:17:32,485 - [sighs] Because I am scared of things changing. 439 00:17:32,585 --> 00:17:34,044 - Since when? 440 00:17:34,045 --> 00:17:35,845 You love change. 441 00:17:35,846 --> 00:17:37,857 You looked at a 13-year-old juvenile delinquent and said, 442 00:17:37,957 --> 00:17:39,392 you're my family. 443 00:17:39,492 --> 00:17:42,060 - You're not a juvenile delinquent. 444 00:17:42,061 --> 00:17:44,029 - I'm talking about her. 445 00:17:44,030 --> 00:17:46,866 - You hotwire one golf cart... 446 00:17:46,966 --> 00:17:49,393 - If I move out, I mean, how are you guys gonna manage? 447 00:17:49,493 --> 00:17:51,721 I mean, who will keep your schedules organized, 448 00:17:51,821 --> 00:17:54,956 book travel arrangements, make popcorn? 449 00:17:54,957 --> 00:17:59,244 - AI, AI, microwave. 450 00:17:59,245 --> 00:18:02,715 Mom, James lives three miles away, okay? 451 00:18:02,848 --> 00:18:04,566 Between the huge TV and the pool, 452 00:18:04,567 --> 00:18:06,534 we're gonna be there more than you even want. 453 00:18:06,535 --> 00:18:07,919 - Impossible. 454 00:18:07,920 --> 00:18:10,380 - More than James wants. 455 00:18:10,381 --> 00:18:12,749 - Possible. 456 00:18:12,750 --> 00:18:15,928 Poppy, how do you feel? 457 00:18:16,028 --> 00:18:17,754 - Would this be my choice for you? 458 00:18:17,755 --> 00:18:18,731 No. 459 00:18:18,831 --> 00:18:20,750 Do I see that he loves you? Yes. 460 00:18:20,850 --> 00:18:23,335 Do I want you to wait till I know if he has a wood chipper? 461 00:18:23,336 --> 00:18:25,437 Yeah. 462 00:18:25,438 --> 00:18:29,107 But I trust and support your decision. 463 00:18:29,108 --> 00:18:32,445 I've given you roots and wings. 464 00:18:32,545 --> 00:18:35,613 Now, get out of here before I cry. 465 00:18:35,614 --> 00:18:36,941 - Don't worry about her. 466 00:18:37,041 --> 00:18:38,683 We're gonna be fine when you're gone. 467 00:18:38,684 --> 00:18:40,185 Right? 468 00:18:40,186 --> 00:18:42,120 We're gonna go to museums. 469 00:18:42,121 --> 00:18:43,455 We're gonna travel more. 470 00:18:43,456 --> 00:18:46,016 We'll power-walk around the mall. 471 00:18:46,017 --> 00:18:48,785 - That sounds fun. 472 00:18:48,786 --> 00:18:50,228 - Are you guys saying this 'cause you're 473 00:18:50,229 --> 00:18:52,456 the best kids in the world? 474 00:18:52,556 --> 00:18:55,116 Or because you're already fighting over my room? 475 00:18:55,117 --> 00:18:56,918 - Both things can be true. 476 00:18:56,919 --> 00:18:58,737 - Her room's already mine. I called dibs. 477 00:18:58,738 --> 00:19:00,122 - You have no vision for the space. 478 00:19:00,222 --> 00:19:02,040 - You can't steal this, too, you klepto. 479 00:19:02,041 --> 00:19:04,968 [upbeat music] 480 00:19:04,969 --> 00:19:06,445 - Hi. I was ju-- 481 00:19:06,545 --> 00:19:09,482 - Before you say another word, welcome to date night. 482 00:19:09,582 --> 00:19:12,142 - Okay. 483 00:19:12,143 --> 00:19:14,620 Ooh. 484 00:19:14,720 --> 00:19:17,288 That smells good. 485 00:19:17,289 --> 00:19:18,757 What are you making? 486 00:19:18,758 --> 00:19:21,644 - I'm making you wanna move in here with me. 487 00:19:21,744 --> 00:19:25,164 I don't want date nights and sleepovers. 488 00:19:25,264 --> 00:19:29,335 So I'm luring you here with my roasted chicken. 489 00:19:29,435 --> 00:19:30,820 And this. 490 00:19:30,920 --> 00:19:33,339 [car horns honking] [sirens wailing] 491 00:19:33,439 --> 00:19:36,508 - Get out of the car with your hands up. 492 00:19:36,509 --> 00:19:38,502 - Oh! My city noises. 493 00:19:38,602 --> 00:19:40,403 - There's also a setting where you can 494 00:19:40,404 --> 00:19:42,348 hear a rat eating a hot dog. 495 00:19:44,450 --> 00:19:46,751 Right this way. - Okay. 496 00:19:46,752 --> 00:19:48,845 all: Surprise! 497 00:19:48,846 --> 00:19:51,157 - Oh, my people. Oh, wow. 498 00:19:51,257 --> 00:19:53,158 - Oh, Mom, you can cancel my dermatology appointment. 499 00:19:53,159 --> 00:19:55,678 The rash cleared up. 500 00:19:55,778 --> 00:19:57,655 - It's just like home. 501 00:19:58,831 --> 00:20:00,415 What are you guys doing here? 502 00:20:00,416 --> 00:20:02,033 - James invited us. 503 00:20:02,034 --> 00:20:04,669 - Not me. I was already here. 504 00:20:04,670 --> 00:20:07,506 - I realized that home isn't a place. 505 00:20:07,606 --> 00:20:09,040 It's a feeling. 506 00:20:09,041 --> 00:20:10,692 Does this feel right? 507 00:20:10,693 --> 00:20:13,144 - It's perfect. 508 00:20:13,145 --> 00:20:14,704 - Will you move in with me? 509 00:20:14,705 --> 00:20:16,030 - I already did. 510 00:20:16,031 --> 00:20:17,374 Yeah, my car is out front. 511 00:20:17,475 --> 00:20:20,686 I've got bags and boxes all crammed 512 00:20:20,786 --> 00:20:22,221 in there, all my ceramics. 513 00:20:22,321 --> 00:20:23,872 I even fit my rattan chair. 514 00:20:23,873 --> 00:20:25,024 - Welcome home. 515 00:20:25,124 --> 00:20:26,775 - Wow. 516 00:20:26,776 --> 00:20:29,220 Chicken first, kissing later. 517 00:20:29,320 --> 00:20:30,620 Let's eat. 518 00:20:30,621 --> 00:20:33,198 - I'm starving. - Me too. 519 00:20:33,199 --> 00:20:36,527 - And everybody save room for herring! 520 00:20:38,387 --> 00:20:40,531 - Yes! - Yay! 521 00:20:43,876 --> 00:20:46,871 [woman speaking Norwegian on TV] 522 00:20:49,148 --> 00:20:51,074 {\an8}- [laughs] - What is she saying? 523 00:20:51,075 --> 00:20:56,405 {\an8}- So Katja is saying to Margit, "That is my man, you bitch." 524 00:20:56,505 --> 00:21:01,417 {\an8}And Margit is saying to Katja, "Then why is he in my bed?" 525 00:21:01,418 --> 00:21:03,061 {\an8}[all exclaim] 526 00:21:03,062 --> 00:21:04,764 {\an8}- Oh, she's gonna throw that glass of aquavit 527 00:21:04,864 --> 00:21:06,090 {\an8}right in her face. 528 00:21:06,190 --> 00:21:07,433 {\an8}- Oh, there it goes! 529 00:21:07,533 --> 00:21:08,592 {\an8}- She's the worst. 530 00:21:08,692 --> 00:21:09,935 {\an8}- She is. - Who is? 531 00:21:10,035 --> 00:21:11,594 {\an8}- Katja. - Margit. 532 00:21:11,595 --> 00:21:12,595 {\an8}- Quiet, please. 533 00:21:12,596 --> 00:21:14,164 {\an8}Now is when they dance. 534 00:21:14,165 --> 00:21:15,941 {\an8}all: Oh, there's dancing? 535 00:21:16,041 --> 00:21:22,698 {\an8}♪ ♪