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Enjoy.
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I can finally smoke.
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It's so hard to find a place
where you can smoke these days.
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But
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Imoko- chan left for her school trip
to Kyoto today.
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Which means I'll be able
to smoke at home too!
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I'm sorry, ma'am.
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We only allow e-cigarettes.
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Ma'am?
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We're here in Kyoto!
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Look, it's all gold and sparkly!
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- Imo-chan.
- Imo-chan.
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We're high school girls in our prime.
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It's a bit tough for us
to get excited over a temple.
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What?
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But it's gold!
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Gold is all she cares about now.
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I've got some ideas for improving Kyoto
to give it a little more oomph.
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First, we gather all the temples
into one place.
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Hey.
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Doing so would prevent what happens
with a certain clocktower in the north
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that ultimately leaves
sightseers disappointed.
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That's way too disrespectful!
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I'd like some attractions too then!
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In that case,
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{\an8}we can have Nyantendo-themed parades
funded by foreign capital,
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or build a large VR facility and
recreate the Ikedaya Raid.
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Are you serious?
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Kyoto is the heart of Japan,
full of history.
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You shouldn't twist it with your
modern-day sense of value.
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Okay, you say that, but...
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What's with those cat ears?
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NYANKAKUJI
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Apparently, Ashikaga Yoshimitsu
had a huge beastfolk fetish.
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What's twisted are people's kinks.
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The vibe is like Atami.
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What's wrong?
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Kyoto seems to have
a lot of smoking areas.
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It's a tourist destination that sees
tens of millions of visitors.
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The fine for smoking on the street
is 1,000 yen.
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Smoking on the street?
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Did you just think of your sister?
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What?
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Yeah.
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I'm suddenly feeling anxious.
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There's nothing I can do
if Big Sis gets hurt or sick right now!
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And I can't count on Mom
to step up, either!
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Imoko.
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We're on our big school trip.
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Why don't you leave
your family worries at home?
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You're right.
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Thank goodness
Kyoto has so many smoking areas.
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You smoke wherever you want anyway.
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You better pay me back the 1,000 yen
when we get home.
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Chainsmoker Cat.
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{\an8}Yes, let's go to Kyoto!
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Why Kyoto all of a sudden?
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Research for my manga work.
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I worked my butt off to meet my deadlines.
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Now, get in!
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{\an8}I always wanted to take a big group trip.
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So I took out a loan and bought a new car!
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You sure you should be spending money
like that?
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Don't worry, I just got the royalty check
for my book series!
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Plus, this is for research.
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So spend as much as you want.
My publisher's paying!
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- For real?
- For real?
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Booze.
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I want Kyoto cigarettes.
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Are you sure?
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It's totally fine!
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Just make sure you get receipts!
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We made it to Kyoto!
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Wow! The sky is so open!
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I heard there are height restrictions
for the sake of the scenery.
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I'm hungry.
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Okay, let's have lunch then!
Something that's very Kyoto.
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Why am I eating a beef bowl?
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You're the one who walked in here.
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I made a frugal choice out of habit.
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This trip's theme is splurging!
We're gonna paint the town red!
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NYANKEIKAN
HANAMEOWKOJI
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We'll go everywhere by catshaw!
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Extravagant!
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Are you really sure about this?
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CAT MASTER SHRINE
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{\an8}Time to draw our fortunes!
Buy as many charms as you want!
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I got Good Fortune.
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I got Future Good Fortune.
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I got Great Fortune.
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Let's see what I got.
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GREAT MISFORTUNE
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FORTUNE SLIP
NO. 666
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DEATH LURKS BEHIND YOU. BEWARE OF
NEGATIVE ENERGY AND CORNERS TODAY.
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{\an8}You can keep drawing until you get Great
Fortune if you're not happy with yours!
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That's not really your fortune then.
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I'm gonna collect them all.
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NO. 666
GREAT MISFORTUNE
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So this is the rumored...
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It's so high up!
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That's weird.
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I should be having the time
of my life right now.
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So why?
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Why does it feel like I'm being beckoned?
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Watch out!
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What?
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What's wrong? You were lying
about the expenses, weren't you?
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What?
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Don't worry. That was true.
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- Yay!
- Yay!
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- Duck stew, yeah!
- Duck stew, yeah!
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It's so good.
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It's infinite.
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Oh, my!
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Spin, spin, spin!
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Look at her let loose.
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I bet she was really stressed from work.
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Oh, yeah! Oh, yeah!
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It's been a while since I've seen her
have so much fun.
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I guess it's fine.
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Just so you know, we're casually visiting
a dark and spooky hallway tomorrow!
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Is that something people do casually?
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TORO NYAN
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Nice.
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Chain! Smoker! Cat!
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It's so much nicer
when those noisy folk aren't around.
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I warmed it up too much.
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Aru Neko...
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isn't here, either.
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I bet they're drinking at a traditional
Japanese inn right about now.
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This is a video of a streamer
visiting a ruin.
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Apparently there was a murder here
20 years ago.
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That's scary, bro.
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Hurry up, you're on camera.
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You don't see paranormal shows
much these days.
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There's an altar.
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One of the streamers approaches
an altar in the corner of the room.
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Just then.
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Hold up, there's something behind you!
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Could the CG be more obvious?
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It must be hard for the cast members
to have to react to that.
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Who are you?
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The apartment building should be empty!
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He startled me.
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Now then, whose room
should I stay in tonight?
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Whatever, I'm going to bed.
I'm just tired. That must be it.
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It's so quiet with them gone.
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Please,
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come home soon.
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Senpai, we're next.
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This pitch-black hall
is called the tour of the anus.
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The Cat Buddha lamented the beastfolk's
declining numbers, giving birth to them
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not only through the birth canal,
but through the anus as well.
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This hall was created based on this tale.
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There is a sacred beastfolk stone
enshrined inside.
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Please touch it before departing.
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I don't really get it.
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Who cares? Let's go in!
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Let's do everything that costs money!
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Six tickets! And a receipt!
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Sis, you're definitely acting weird!
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- Hold on...
- Safe journey.
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This tour of the anus, blah, blah, blah.
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Let's check it out.
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Sure.
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Dark places are so exciting.
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It really is dark. I can't see a thing.
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Yeah.
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I know. We'll walk along the walls.
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Want to hold hands?
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I'm good.
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So Imoko is the type of person
who gets excited in situations like this.
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Is it me, or does something stink?
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It smells like cigarettes.
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I can't believe someone would smoke
in a place like this!
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There's a pile of cigarette butts here!
I just stepped on it! Yuck!
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Wait, Imoko, I can see light over there.
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You're right. Let's go!
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Look, Yomuko-chan!
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It's the beastfolk stone!
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"A humble stone believed
to have given birth to the beastfolk.
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In trying times, it becomes the vessel of
Cat Buddha, giving long-winded lectures."
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I can feel the appreciation.
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Could I use this for a story?
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The weight of history...
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The back is covered with marks
from someone putting out their cigarettes!
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You're right.
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What kind of chimney did this?
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Plus, I can tell they tried
to wipe it off secretly!
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Leaving such a mark behind
is indicative of their faults.
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There were tons of cigarette butts
on our way back, too!
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It ruined the whole experience!
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Apparently, smoking isn't prohibited here.
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But they shouldn't litter!
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I'd love to meet the parents
who raised them!
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{\an8}I felt like I just heard
my sister's voice.
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Yani, let's throw away our cigarette butts
at the convenience store.
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I already tossed mine.
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What?
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MEANWHILE...
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I love getting to smoke
as much as I want at home!
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Here at Nijyu Castle,
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Tokugawa Yoshinobu declared
the Nyansei Hokan.
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There is a lot of beastfolk history here
that isn't taught in school.
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Question!
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What's the Nyansei Hokan?
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It's the declaration where
the Tokugawa faction
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transferred ownership of the beastfolk
to the new government.
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Okay, let's head inside now.
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The Nyado was very popular
during the Edo Shogunate.
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Here you'll find artifacts
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that once belonged to the Nyado master
Furuta Nyasuke.
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Nyado?
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Since ancient times, beastfolk and humans
have had a close relationship.
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There used to be a culture of
dressing up beastfolk in special outfits
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and teaching them tricks.
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That looks problematic.
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Each one is valuable enough
to buy an entire country.
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For real?
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Apparently, the outfits with more exposed
skin would produce better sounds when hit.
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What?
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Hit? What in the world?
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Yomuko-chan?
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Follow me to the next area.
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I'm glad we're allowed to film this.
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But this is what beastfolk history
is like, huh?
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We were persecuted to a sickening degree.
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What's with the string bikini?
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Well.
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But things are all good now.
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You know, what doesn't kill you
makes you stronger.
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Isn't that convenient for you humans?
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These are wax figures recreating
the Nyansei Hokan.
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What is he handing over?
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It's some sort of headdress.
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Really?
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After many beastfolk lost their lives
in the Boshin War,
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it is said they moved elsewhere
after the Nyansei Hokan
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where they still live quietly to this day.
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So they're like our ancestors?
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There is a stronger theory
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that different groups of beastfolk
were hiding in various areas,
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and they were responsible for the increase
in their numbers.
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That sounds similar
to religious persecution.
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These are the weapons used by beastfolk
during battles.
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Bamboo spears, long bamboo spears,
curved bamboo spears.
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Why so many bamboo spears?
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What about this bamboo spear?
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{\an8}That's a meowing bamboo spear.
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{\an8}It's a bamboo spear given to a beastfolk
who had achieved great accomplishments.
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{\an8}When you press the button,
it makes a cute noise.
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PRESS ME!
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Who would want that?
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There is also the tri-meow spear
that boasts an even higher function,
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but after it was given
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to the beastfolk leader called
the Battlefield Demon,
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she disappeared with it after the war.
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Sniffle.
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It could make three different sounds,
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and even had an alarm clock function!
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Who would want that?
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Perhaps it was discarded
because nobody wanted it.
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Chief.
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What is it?
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My spear's been acting up lately.
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The alarm clock function isn't working.
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Good, it's fixed.
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{\an8}-Chainsmoker Cat.
- Chainsmoker Cat.
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Look.
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They're bowing and begging for crackers.
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They are. That's so cute.
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They're all swarming around me.
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- Yani Neko! We should--
- Give me.
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Give me. Give me. Give me.
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- Give me.
- What is this?
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- Give me.
- I don't think it's a deer.
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They're giving her deer crackers.
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- More please.
- How disgraceful.
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- Stop!
- What is she doing?
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She probably pretended to give it
crackers to get good footage.
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{\an8}Is it over?
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Hey.
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Those crackers belong to us,
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you filthy beastfolk.
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{\an8}Who are you?
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I am
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the King of the Deer.
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This is our turf.
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As king, I will not tolerate
your insolence.
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You want a cracker?
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Stop that. If you present that to me,
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my body bows automatically...
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Yani.
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Where did she go?
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She probably went to take a dump.
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Once upon a time,
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we were proud creatures.
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Each of us had the intelligence and pride
to stand at the top of our ecosystem.
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There was even a time when we fought
with you beastfolk for dominance.
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However, one after another,
we began to lose our intelligence,
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until we finally devolved into beasts
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pathetically begging tourists
for crackers.
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We were once so much smarter
than you beastfolk,
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but now,
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I am the only one with intelligence left.
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What's more, each day I feel it
slowly slipping away.
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I am jealous of you all.
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I'd rather not have this intelligence
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if I'm going to be the last one left.
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You...
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{\an8}NEVER OFFER CIGARETTES TO DEER
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Beastfolk girl.
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Tell me,
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where did we come from?
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Where are we going?
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Oh, no! My head is...
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I feel my consciousness
slipping away again.
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Farewell, beastfolk girl.
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May your future be filled with blessings.
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What?
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CAT PLAYROOM
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Yani!
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Where did you disappear to
when I was in trouble?
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There was this really creepy deer.
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Are you all finished buying souvenirs
and ready to go home?
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In that case,
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we're spending the next six hours
driving home!
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{\an8}I feel most creative in environments
where I can't draw manga.
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I totally get what you mean.
330
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You feel this weird dopamine rush.
331
00:19:41,137 --> 00:19:45,349
Exactly. Like that's the only thing
you can think about.
332
00:19:45,350 --> 00:19:48,435
I went crazy when I was in an environment
where I had no freedom.
333
00:19:48,436 --> 00:19:52,356
The pen I was writing letters with slowly
started looking like something else.
334
00:19:52,357 --> 00:19:55,025
Next thing I know,
my arm is covered in black dots.
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00:19:55,026 --> 00:19:56,235
Hello?
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Hello.
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00:19:58,863 --> 00:20:00,572
I finally got through.
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00:20:00,573 --> 00:20:02,951
Why didn't you answer any of my calls?
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I didn't want to look at my phone
while I was on vacation.
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00:20:07,289 --> 00:20:09,790
But thanks to that, I had so many
new ideas pop into my head.
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00:20:09,791 --> 00:20:11,625
The Kyoto research trip was a success!
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I'm very satisfied.
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00:20:13,461 --> 00:20:15,046
That's good to hear.
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I got a great idea
for the next development,
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and wanted to depict the ancestors
battling in a flashback arc.
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00:20:20,969 --> 00:20:23,263
Do you want to have an editorial
meeting now?
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00:20:26,766 --> 00:20:28,935
I forgot to tell you,
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00:20:29,436 --> 00:20:31,104
your next chapter will be the last.
349
00:20:37,193 --> 00:20:38,987
That has such a cute pattern.
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00:20:39,571 --> 00:20:42,323
Seriously cute. Is it for your mom?
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00:20:42,324 --> 00:20:43,408
No.
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00:20:43,908 --> 00:20:45,159
It's for my sister.
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00:20:45,160 --> 00:20:46,952
Apparently, it wards off bad luck.
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00:20:46,953 --> 00:20:48,704
That's heavy.
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00:20:48,705 --> 00:20:51,206
She could die at any moment, after all.
356
00:20:51,207 --> 00:20:53,542
Okay, that's dark.
357
00:20:53,543 --> 00:20:55,586
Whoa, look at that!
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00:20:55,587 --> 00:20:57,212
There's a car that's flipped over!
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00:20:57,213 --> 00:20:58,757
I've never seen a flipped car before!
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00:21:02,260 --> 00:21:03,261
Tatsuro.
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00:21:03,928 --> 00:21:05,513
We're all okay.
362
00:21:08,850 --> 00:21:11,810
What am I going to do now?
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00:21:11,811 --> 00:21:14,147
Looks like the police are
going to investigate the scene.
364
00:21:14,898 --> 00:21:17,650
Right. Of course.
365
00:21:19,235 --> 00:21:22,571
- Chainsmoker Cat.
- Chainsmoker Cat.
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Chainsmoker Cat!
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It's a beautiful full moon today.
368
00:21:32,957 --> 00:21:34,709
Who's mooning who?
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00:21:36,211 --> 00:21:39,088
That's some nice stuff
you're smoking today.
370
00:21:39,089 --> 00:21:41,715
I bought it using the money I made
doing a dog walk.
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00:21:41,716 --> 00:21:42,716
I see.
372
00:21:42,717 --> 00:21:44,928
Wait, did she say doing doggy?
373
00:21:45,720 --> 00:21:49,181
What kind of conversation are they having?
I want to know.
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00:21:49,182 --> 00:21:51,309
All I have to go on is mooning and doggy.
375
00:21:52,227 --> 00:21:54,478
Wait, you did doggy after mooning someone?
376
00:21:54,479 --> 00:21:55,562
What now?
377
00:21:55,563 --> 00:21:58,274
She went crazy
after her manga got canceled.
378
00:21:59,150 --> 00:22:01,318
That was just bad luck!
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00:22:01,319 --> 00:22:03,780
We'll bring her good luck
with these Kyoto souvenirs.
380
00:22:04,322 --> 00:22:05,906
Did you say I need a good fuck?
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Hurry up and get to work.
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{\an8}Subtitle translation by: Zensho Yamamoto
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THIS IS A WORK OF FICTION.
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UNDERAGE SMOKING AND DRINKING
IS PROHIBITED. DO NOT IMITATE.