1 00:00:10,378 --> 00:00:12,745 ♪ I've been doing this a long time ♪ 2 00:00:12,780 --> 00:00:14,847 ♪ I've been in it for a long ride ♪ 3 00:00:14,882 --> 00:00:17,082 ♪ I deserve it yes I have earned it ♪ 4 00:00:17,151 --> 00:00:19,251 ♪ Nothing better now I'm walking in purpose ♪♪ 5 00:00:19,286 --> 00:00:22,521 We're here to have a good time. Let our freak flags fly! 6 00:00:22,556 --> 00:00:23,522 Yes. 7 00:00:23,557 --> 00:00:25,224 And enjoy these golden times of our life. 8 00:00:25,259 --> 00:00:27,693 - Correct. - Right? Cheers to that! 9 00:00:27,728 --> 00:00:28,627 Nice toast, cheers to that! 10 00:00:28,662 --> 00:00:30,062 Golden time, baby. 11 00:00:30,131 --> 00:00:32,331 Alright, on that note, I have to go do my radio show. 12 00:00:38,105 --> 00:00:39,505 I would say, "If you keep doing it--" 13 00:00:39,540 --> 00:00:40,639 Kelly. 14 00:00:42,777 --> 00:00:44,743 So shut the fuck up. 15 00:00:44,879 --> 00:00:47,079 - That was in confidence. - Do not talk to me like that. 16 00:00:47,148 --> 00:00:48,781 That was in confidence, what I told you! 17 00:00:48,816 --> 00:00:51,984 No! No! No! Stop! 18 00:00:52,086 --> 00:00:53,786 - You do not need to tell her-- - Apologize! 19 00:00:53,821 --> 00:00:55,120 ...about my boyfriend! 20 00:00:55,189 --> 00:00:57,289 I just said there's a cycle, there's a pattern. 21 00:00:57,324 --> 00:00:59,792 - I didn't tell her anything. - Can we talk less loud? 22 00:00:59,827 --> 00:01:01,360 I need to get a mocktail. 23 00:01:01,395 --> 00:01:03,829 And in the meantime, shut the fuck up! 24 00:01:03,864 --> 00:01:05,564 Oof! 25 00:01:05,599 --> 00:01:08,867 Oh, yeah, like I'm gonna listen to you. Okay. 26 00:01:08,903 --> 00:01:10,536 Why would she say that? 27 00:01:10,571 --> 00:01:15,774 I have Kelly sharing things that I gave to her in confidence. 28 00:01:15,810 --> 00:01:19,645 That's not to be shared with Luann until I feel 29 00:01:19,680 --> 00:01:20,779 I want to share it with her, 30 00:01:20,815 --> 00:01:23,715 so I can deliver it the way I want to deliver it. 31 00:01:23,751 --> 00:01:24,917 So listen, you and Kelly, 32 00:01:24,952 --> 00:01:26,418 I don't even know what happened there. 33 00:01:26,454 --> 00:01:27,419 What the hell? 34 00:01:27,455 --> 00:01:28,854 When you got up and you were very upset... 35 00:01:28,889 --> 00:01:30,522 Yes. 36 00:01:30,558 --> 00:01:32,658 I was waiting for Kelly to say, "You know Sonja loves Luann, 37 00:01:32,693 --> 00:01:34,393 nothing can come between them, not even a guy!" 38 00:01:34,428 --> 00:01:35,994 She wasn't standing up for me. 39 00:01:36,130 --> 00:01:37,830 - Well, because... - At all. 40 00:01:37,865 --> 00:01:39,264 ...she was upset for me. 41 00:01:39,300 --> 00:01:40,833 Yeah, but she doesn't give a shit about me, 42 00:01:40,868 --> 00:01:42,267 so I'm done with her. 43 00:01:42,303 --> 00:01:45,904 It just broke my trust, and I'm like, you know, wow. 44 00:01:46,107 --> 00:01:47,606 Sucking up to Luann. 45 00:01:47,641 --> 00:01:50,809 We shall see, 'cause I have been enjoying my times with Kelly. 46 00:01:50,845 --> 00:01:51,944 That just really hurt me. 47 00:01:51,979 --> 00:01:54,646 You know, my stomach is so upset. 48 00:01:54,682 --> 00:01:55,647 I know. 49 00:01:55,683 --> 00:01:57,716 I'm most upset about Kelly talking to Lu. 50 00:01:57,751 --> 00:01:59,985 Well, I'm upset about you using the F-word, don't do that. 51 00:02:00,187 --> 00:02:01,186 You're Lady Morgan. 52 00:02:01,255 --> 00:02:02,287 Let's talk when we're not here. 53 00:02:02,323 --> 00:02:04,056 - Hold on. - I need time to calm down. 54 00:02:04,158 --> 00:02:05,891 No, no, you can have all the time you want, 55 00:02:05,926 --> 00:02:07,593 I don't care if you get mad at me, 56 00:02:07,628 --> 00:02:08,327 do not swear. 57 00:02:08,362 --> 00:02:09,695 Don't tell me what to do! 58 00:02:09,729 --> 00:02:10,895 I am telling you what to do. 59 00:02:10,931 --> 00:02:12,264 I'm gonna act the way I want to act. 60 00:02:12,299 --> 00:02:13,932 [overlapping chatter] 61 00:02:13,968 --> 00:02:15,534 This was so good, we were doing so well. 62 00:02:15,569 --> 00:02:17,603 How about an apology from you for sharing my business 63 00:02:17,638 --> 00:02:18,670 with Luann. 64 00:02:18,706 --> 00:02:20,606 You were fanning the fire! 65 00:02:20,641 --> 00:02:21,673 I'd like to say goodbye. 66 00:02:21,709 --> 00:02:23,175 I don't want her to know about the boyfriend. 67 00:02:23,244 --> 00:02:24,610 We'll figure it out. We will talk together, 68 00:02:24,645 --> 00:02:25,844 and I want to hear-- 69 00:02:25,880 --> 00:02:27,813 If I share something with you, you don't go and put it 70 00:02:27,848 --> 00:02:29,348 in Luann's ear. 71 00:02:29,383 --> 00:02:31,316 It didn't need to be said, we already had resolution! 72 00:02:31,352 --> 00:02:33,385 You know what? That must be very difficult for you to hear. 73 00:02:33,420 --> 00:02:35,354 Yeah, because I don't need you talking about me to Luann. 74 00:02:35,389 --> 00:02:36,855 I just said, if that bothered you... 75 00:02:36,891 --> 00:02:38,323 Yes. 76 00:02:38,359 --> 00:02:40,058 - ...then I apologize for that. - Okay, thank you. 77 00:02:40,227 --> 00:02:41,593 But I don't like your response. 78 00:02:41,629 --> 00:02:43,462 - And by the way... - Sorry I sweared at you, 79 00:02:43,497 --> 00:02:45,898 but you were talking about my business to Luann 80 00:02:45,933 --> 00:02:47,232 when we just made up. 81 00:02:47,301 --> 00:02:48,667 - We just discussed that. - You were fanning it. 82 00:02:48,702 --> 00:02:51,737 And I... I was not fanning it, but I'm telling you that I-- 83 00:02:51,772 --> 00:02:53,005 Fanning the fire! 84 00:02:53,040 --> 00:02:55,040 - When you fan it, it fuels. - Okay. 85 00:02:55,075 --> 00:02:57,342 I am definitely not here to add fuel to fire. 86 00:02:57,378 --> 00:03:00,646 I am here for rosé. All day. And salad. 87 00:03:00,681 --> 00:03:01,680 Let's just both digest-- 88 00:03:01,715 --> 00:03:03,215 I care about you, and I'm proud of you. 89 00:03:03,284 --> 00:03:04,416 I know that! 90 00:03:04,451 --> 00:03:05,717 - That's the reality. - That, I know. 91 00:03:05,753 --> 00:03:06,952 Okay. Thank you. 92 00:03:06,987 --> 00:03:08,020 Bye! 93 00:03:08,222 --> 00:03:09,988 Bye, have a good one. 94 00:03:10,191 --> 00:03:11,557 Oh, my God, she's crazy. 95 00:03:11,592 --> 00:03:13,458 [theme music] 96 00:03:24,772 --> 00:03:28,006 - We got a lot of work to do. - We got shit to do. 97 00:03:28,042 --> 00:03:29,408 Okay, so the cabaret bag packing, 98 00:03:29,443 --> 00:03:30,809 we're pretty much all set. 99 00:03:30,844 --> 00:03:31,810 - Ooh! - Oh God. 100 00:03:31,845 --> 00:03:33,212 I just have to ask about... 101 00:03:33,280 --> 00:03:34,479 We're thinking what? This for meet and greet? 102 00:03:34,515 --> 00:03:35,847 - Max, get ready for the show. - Okay. 103 00:03:35,883 --> 00:03:37,950 This is what we do every time we go for a show. 104 00:03:37,985 --> 00:03:39,918 Okay, let me help you. 105 00:03:39,954 --> 00:03:41,987 Since the OG cast stopped filming, 106 00:03:42,022 --> 00:03:43,455 I've gone on to do many things. 107 00:03:43,490 --> 00:03:46,925 But where I really am thriving is in my cabaret career. 108 00:03:46,961 --> 00:03:48,527 [cheering] 109 00:03:48,562 --> 00:03:53,365 I love it because I get to be travelling and making money, 110 00:03:53,400 --> 00:03:56,935 and I love... I love my fans. 111 00:03:56,971 --> 00:03:59,705 What I'm gonna walk out on to stage with, is the thing. 112 00:03:59,740 --> 00:04:02,007 We've got long coochie and short coochie. 113 00:04:02,042 --> 00:04:03,442 - Short coochie. - Okay. 114 00:04:03,477 --> 00:04:05,711 So, I've had four shows in Florida, 115 00:04:05,746 --> 00:04:08,413 and the last up being Fort Lauderdale. 116 00:04:08,449 --> 00:04:11,617 And I'm really looking forward to having the girls at my show! 117 00:04:11,652 --> 00:04:13,385 I want you guys to come to the show. 118 00:04:13,454 --> 00:04:14,720 - What day is it? - Of course! 119 00:04:14,755 --> 00:04:15,854 It's next, uh, Friday. 120 00:04:15,889 --> 00:04:17,189 I want Dee to be my moderator, 121 00:04:17,291 --> 00:04:18,656 'cause I have a moderator on the show. 122 00:04:18,692 --> 00:04:19,690 A hundred percent. 123 00:04:19,726 --> 00:04:21,627 Would you do that? It'd be so much fun! 124 00:04:21,661 --> 00:04:23,829 I have to fly to New York 'cause I'm doing a promo 125 00:04:23,864 --> 00:04:25,397 for Rock and so is Sonja. 126 00:04:25,432 --> 00:04:26,598 We're doing it with Bethenny. 127 00:04:26,634 --> 00:04:28,600 - No. You and Sonja? - Uh-huh. 128 00:04:30,504 --> 00:04:32,337 Really? You're gonna miss my show 129 00:04:32,406 --> 00:04:34,406 to go make some cash, I get that. 130 00:04:34,475 --> 00:04:38,076 Sure, I get that. Um, but with Bethenny? 131 00:04:38,279 --> 00:04:40,579 Of all people! Really? 132 00:04:43,050 --> 00:04:45,717 I'm-I'm good with that. 133 00:04:48,589 --> 00:04:50,055 So where's the mugshot t-shirt? 134 00:04:50,090 --> 00:04:50,989 We're just about to get them. 135 00:04:51,025 --> 00:04:52,257 You don't have them? 136 00:04:52,359 --> 00:04:53,625 No, we have. We're getting that in one sec... 137 00:04:53,661 --> 00:04:55,360 Um, social promo... [knocking] 138 00:04:55,429 --> 00:04:56,662 ...for the merch. 139 00:04:56,697 --> 00:04:58,997 There's the merch! Look at that. 140 00:04:59,033 --> 00:05:00,399 I'm the manifester! 141 00:05:00,467 --> 00:05:01,833 When I started cabaret, 142 00:05:01,869 --> 00:05:04,803 I started what I thought was what people wanted to see. 143 00:05:04,838 --> 00:05:08,740 Which is Carol Burnett mixed up with Cher, meets, I don't know, 144 00:05:08,776 --> 00:05:10,375 Saturday Night Live 'cause, you know, 145 00:05:10,444 --> 00:05:11,877 my show is about pop culture, 146 00:05:11,912 --> 00:05:14,112 comedy and a fashion show. 147 00:05:14,148 --> 00:05:16,281 [upbeat music] 148 00:05:16,383 --> 00:05:18,950 'Cause you know I'll be wearing Jovani. 149 00:05:18,986 --> 00:05:20,452 Let's bring these out. 150 00:05:20,487 --> 00:05:23,121 So this is your bestselling merchandise item. 151 00:05:23,357 --> 00:05:24,122 I know. 152 00:05:24,158 --> 00:05:25,857 Don't rip it too much. 153 00:05:25,893 --> 00:05:28,794 [chuckles] 154 00:05:28,829 --> 00:05:29,961 I can't. 155 00:05:29,997 --> 00:05:32,297 I can't believe this is the best-selling t-shirt. 156 00:05:32,366 --> 00:05:35,200 I'll never forget when I got wrongfully arrested 157 00:05:35,369 --> 00:05:36,702 10 years ago at The Colony, 158 00:05:36,737 --> 00:05:39,037 which is the craziest night of my life. 159 00:05:39,073 --> 00:05:41,840 But the officer that arrested me was making false arrests 160 00:05:41,875 --> 00:05:45,210 on good people, and actually ended up going to jail himself. 161 00:05:45,379 --> 00:05:46,478 There's only one way to go 162 00:05:46,513 --> 00:05:48,480 when you fall on to your knees like that, right? 163 00:05:48,515 --> 00:05:50,015 It's to get back up. 164 00:05:50,050 --> 00:05:52,050 I say that cabaret saved my life, 165 00:05:52,086 --> 00:05:53,985 because it did in so many ways. 166 00:05:54,021 --> 00:05:58,090 I have a place to be creative and tell my story. 167 00:05:58,125 --> 00:05:59,725 You kind of are serving in it. 168 00:05:59,760 --> 00:06:02,127 - Serving cunt. - Serving cunt-ess. 169 00:06:02,162 --> 00:06:03,528 [laughing] Serving cunt-ess? 170 00:06:03,564 --> 00:06:05,664 Let's just do everything that's evergreen, 171 00:06:05,699 --> 00:06:08,567 'cause with Dorinda, we need to push just to the finish line. 172 00:06:08,602 --> 00:06:09,401 - Okay. - Yeah. 173 00:06:09,470 --> 00:06:10,502 We meet Dorinda... 174 00:06:10,537 --> 00:06:11,670 We'll talk about what we're doing here, 175 00:06:11,705 --> 00:06:13,538 we're together again, the OGs are back. 176 00:06:13,574 --> 00:06:15,941 - The OGs are back. - Perfect. 177 00:06:15,976 --> 00:06:17,075 That's it. That's-- 178 00:06:17,111 --> 00:06:18,410 Alright, well, I gotta get down to Dorinda's. 179 00:06:18,479 --> 00:06:19,711 We're good. I'll take it from here. 180 00:06:19,747 --> 00:06:20,879 Great. Alright. 181 00:06:20,914 --> 00:06:23,248 You know, I really want Dorinda to be my moderator, 182 00:06:23,384 --> 00:06:25,117 because who better than Dorinda, right? 183 00:06:25,152 --> 00:06:27,185 She's a serious radio host now, 184 00:06:27,221 --> 00:06:28,887 and, uh, she's got the gift of gab. 185 00:06:28,922 --> 00:06:31,056 [knocking] D? Hey, D. 186 00:06:31,091 --> 00:06:34,059 I've got flashcards, it'll be super easy for her. 187 00:06:34,094 --> 00:06:35,694 Do you want champagne? 188 00:06:35,729 --> 00:06:37,062 Sure. 189 00:06:37,097 --> 00:06:38,897 Let's do it! I like that. 190 00:06:38,932 --> 00:06:41,199 But I still have to walk her through the whole night. 191 00:06:41,435 --> 00:06:42,434 Alright, so... 192 00:06:42,503 --> 00:06:44,970 What I did was put together a show 193 00:06:45,005 --> 00:06:46,104 called the Lu-Niverse show. 194 00:06:46,140 --> 00:06:48,640 Right? So that I don't have to travel with the band. 195 00:06:48,675 --> 00:06:50,842 Want me to... Would you like me to do that? 196 00:06:50,878 --> 00:06:52,711 I can do it. 197 00:06:52,746 --> 00:06:55,580 So, anyway. I come out to Chic, alright, I come out, 198 00:06:55,616 --> 00:06:57,783 "Ladies and Gentlemen, this is the Countess speaking." 199 00:06:57,818 --> 00:06:59,050 Then I'd come out on stage and say, 200 00:06:59,086 --> 00:07:00,919 "Hey, I'm happy to be here in Fort Lauderdale." 201 00:07:00,954 --> 00:07:02,988 In this case, we're in Fort Lauderdale. 202 00:07:03,023 --> 00:07:05,190 And then, we go into, um... 203 00:07:05,426 --> 00:07:06,625 [cork pops] 204 00:07:06,660 --> 00:07:08,660 "I have a really extra special guest tonight 205 00:07:08,695 --> 00:07:10,729 who's here to make it nice." 206 00:07:10,764 --> 00:07:11,963 - Okay. - You like that? 207 00:07:11,999 --> 00:07:12,964 I like it. 208 00:07:13,000 --> 00:07:14,533 I could say whatever you want me to say. 209 00:07:14,601 --> 00:07:17,035 And, for you and I, we've got the gift to gab. 210 00:07:17,070 --> 00:07:18,370 - Yeah, exactly. - Don't we? 211 00:07:18,505 --> 00:07:19,504 Yeah. And we're good together. 212 00:07:19,573 --> 00:07:20,806 You know, we're gonna talk about... 213 00:07:20,841 --> 00:07:22,974 "The pirate, and who really slept with the pirate?" 214 00:07:23,010 --> 00:07:24,142 Yes. 215 00:07:24,178 --> 00:07:25,043 You know what? It's like, like... 216 00:07:25,078 --> 00:07:26,077 It's fun. 217 00:07:26,113 --> 00:07:27,345 - We play it by ear. - Yeah. 218 00:07:27,448 --> 00:07:28,747 And fun! But there's also structure, you know? 219 00:07:28,782 --> 00:07:29,848 Of course. 220 00:07:29,883 --> 00:07:31,249 I don't do a show which doesn't have structure. 221 00:07:31,285 --> 00:07:33,351 We can go off, but then I was thinking of also maybe 222 00:07:33,487 --> 00:07:34,653 the girl code, because you're in that. 223 00:07:34,688 --> 00:07:36,221 Nobody can see the girl code video 224 00:07:36,256 --> 00:07:37,789 unless you come to my cabaret show. 225 00:07:37,825 --> 00:07:39,257 [echoing] Cabaret show, cabaret show, cabaret show. 226 00:07:39,493 --> 00:07:40,759 [phone ringing] 227 00:07:40,794 --> 00:07:42,928 - Sorry, that's my reminder. - Anyway, D, so... 228 00:07:42,963 --> 00:07:43,929 No. 229 00:07:43,964 --> 00:07:45,197 Yeah, hold on. 230 00:07:45,232 --> 00:07:46,798 So anyway, I think-- 231 00:07:46,834 --> 00:07:49,301 Call me in two, call me in two minutes, and then I'll hop on. 232 00:07:49,336 --> 00:07:51,203 I mean, I'm trying to make it nice, 233 00:07:51,238 --> 00:07:53,205 and I'm trying to be attentive, 234 00:07:53,240 --> 00:07:54,539 but I don't need to go through stuff. 235 00:07:54,608 --> 00:07:56,975 I mean... I know what... I got this. 236 00:07:57,010 --> 00:07:58,910 I got this. 237 00:07:58,946 --> 00:07:59,845 [phone ringing] 238 00:07:59,880 --> 00:08:01,379 I really have to get on this line. 239 00:08:01,515 --> 00:08:02,881 So I'm gonna leave, you do your call. 240 00:08:02,916 --> 00:08:04,783 I'm taking more of this, and I'll see you later. 241 00:08:04,818 --> 00:08:06,318 I'm sure she'll knock it out of the park, 242 00:08:06,353 --> 00:08:08,687 but it's work, it's a job. It's a show. 243 00:08:08,722 --> 00:08:10,188 She's basically ignoring me. 244 00:08:10,224 --> 00:08:11,223 Like, what's that all about? 245 00:08:11,258 --> 00:08:12,691 - Love you, D. - Bye-bye. 246 00:08:12,726 --> 00:08:14,192 It's super simple. 247 00:08:14,528 --> 00:08:17,596 I really want this show to go off without a hitch. 248 00:08:18,899 --> 00:08:21,666 Did you like Bethenny and Carole more than me? 249 00:08:21,702 --> 00:08:23,235 Do you see how hurt I am? 250 00:08:23,270 --> 00:08:25,303 You sadly live in the past. 251 00:08:25,539 --> 00:08:27,806 Fuck you. Bye. 252 00:08:28,175 --> 00:08:30,242 - Who's the moderator? - You're the moderator. 253 00:08:30,277 --> 00:08:31,443 You're the moderator. 254 00:08:31,578 --> 00:08:32,910 I have to do all of this stuff? 255 00:08:32,946 --> 00:08:34,746 I thought it was just doing the highlights in yellow? 256 00:08:34,780 --> 00:08:36,147 You didn't give her all of this information? 257 00:08:36,216 --> 00:08:37,682 No. 258 00:08:42,623 --> 00:08:45,624 [upbeat music] 259 00:08:49,763 --> 00:08:51,530 - Another beautiful day. - I know, right? 260 00:08:51,632 --> 00:08:54,266 Ever think you'd be picking me up at my apartment? 261 00:08:54,301 --> 00:08:57,035 No, 'cause usually you're too far me, I'm too far from you. 262 00:08:57,070 --> 00:08:58,470 I mean... 263 00:08:58,505 --> 00:09:00,438 Let's just stay here, this looks perfect. 264 00:09:00,607 --> 00:09:01,940 Dorinda and I get along so well. 265 00:09:01,975 --> 00:09:04,509 We became friends literally 25 years ago at Sacred Heart, 266 00:09:04,645 --> 00:09:05,944 where our daughters both went to school. 267 00:09:05,979 --> 00:09:07,979 - Hi, good morning! - Hello ladies! How we doin'? 268 00:09:08,015 --> 00:09:09,247 Good. 269 00:09:09,283 --> 00:09:10,749 You starting off with some sparking, still, regular water? 270 00:09:10,784 --> 00:09:12,083 Sparkling would be great for me. 271 00:09:12,119 --> 00:09:12,817 Sparkling would be good. 272 00:09:12,853 --> 00:09:14,486 I'm gonna try the Maine... 273 00:09:14,521 --> 00:09:16,922 [in unison]: Lobster and crab roll! 274 00:09:16,957 --> 00:09:18,089 [laughing] 275 00:09:18,125 --> 00:09:19,257 Great minds think alike! 276 00:09:19,293 --> 00:09:20,392 - So two orders? - Yes. 277 00:09:20,427 --> 00:09:21,993 Thank you so much. 278 00:09:22,029 --> 00:09:25,263 This is a very special two months. 279 00:09:25,299 --> 00:09:29,267 We're all close, but we really haven't been together a lot, 280 00:09:29,303 --> 00:09:30,468 the last couple of years. 281 00:09:30,504 --> 00:09:34,406 I'm not in this routine here yet, um... 282 00:09:34,441 --> 00:09:35,840 You need a break. 283 00:09:35,876 --> 00:09:37,842 I miss New York a little. 284 00:09:37,878 --> 00:09:41,546 You know what I mean? I miss seeing Greg and, you know, 285 00:09:41,715 --> 00:09:43,515 I miss going to Maxime's, 286 00:09:43,550 --> 00:09:44,950 I miss, you know, I don't have a routine. 287 00:09:44,985 --> 00:09:48,887 I'm not used to not having a routine. 288 00:09:48,922 --> 00:09:51,590 I'm even missing the six o'clock walk 289 00:09:51,725 --> 00:09:54,059 where I see that big, beautiful rat, 290 00:09:54,094 --> 00:09:56,461 move around in the trash bag to the right. 291 00:09:56,697 --> 00:09:58,129 I'm missing it. 292 00:09:58,165 --> 00:10:02,367 As much as I'm around all these people, I just feel lonely. 293 00:10:02,402 --> 00:10:06,471 I just think I need to connect a little bit. 294 00:10:06,506 --> 00:10:09,407 I'll help you find yourself in a better way, how about that? 295 00:10:09,443 --> 00:10:10,408 I knew you would understand. 296 00:10:10,444 --> 00:10:11,509 No, I do, I get it. 297 00:10:11,545 --> 00:10:12,911 - And not be critical of it. - No. 298 00:10:12,946 --> 00:10:15,013 Who would've thunk I would be this sentimental person, 299 00:10:15,048 --> 00:10:16,314 'cause, you know, I'm tough, I'm not like... 300 00:10:16,350 --> 00:10:18,717 No, because for years, you've lived in two places, 301 00:10:18,785 --> 00:10:20,952 New York and Blue Stone Manor, and that's it. 302 00:10:20,988 --> 00:10:24,189 I have my heart and eyes open. 303 00:10:25,392 --> 00:10:26,791 Breathing in, breathing out. 304 00:10:26,860 --> 00:10:30,261 And I'm learning to slow it down. 305 00:10:30,864 --> 00:10:33,264 Thank you. That looks so delicious, wow. 306 00:10:33,300 --> 00:10:36,401 Now, let me talk about one other thing. Sonja. 307 00:10:36,436 --> 00:10:39,604 I think the people she really only cares to be with 308 00:10:39,773 --> 00:10:41,039 in the group is you and Luann. 309 00:10:41,074 --> 00:10:42,340 I-I don't know. 310 00:10:42,376 --> 00:10:44,843 You know, Sonja's never been overly communicative 311 00:10:44,878 --> 00:10:47,112 with me anyway. She's just, I don't think she's that type. 312 00:10:47,147 --> 00:10:49,047 Like, when I text you, you text me right back. 313 00:10:49,082 --> 00:10:50,248 Right. 314 00:10:50,283 --> 00:10:52,017 'Cause you know how she, right now, is very, like... 315 00:10:52,052 --> 00:10:53,184 [gibberish] 316 00:10:53,220 --> 00:10:55,553 I think also when she's with a group of large people, 317 00:10:55,589 --> 00:10:56,921 she kind of gets on edge. 318 00:10:56,957 --> 00:10:58,456 - Right? - She's better one-on-one. 319 00:10:58,492 --> 00:10:59,991 I don't think she likes me. 320 00:11:00,027 --> 00:11:03,061 Maybe just seeing her one-on-one is the smart move to make. 321 00:11:03,096 --> 00:11:04,429 Yeah. That's what I think I'm gonna do. 322 00:11:04,464 --> 00:11:05,497 We're a crazy crew. 323 00:11:05,532 --> 00:11:07,065 We're so close. 324 00:11:07,100 --> 00:11:09,100 The only thing we haven't done is sleep together, thank God. 325 00:11:09,136 --> 00:11:10,368 Right? 326 00:11:10,404 --> 00:11:12,337 But we don't know about Sonja and Luann, they might have. 327 00:11:12,372 --> 00:11:14,873 [upbeat music] 328 00:11:18,745 --> 00:11:21,212 Oh, I can't serve these. 329 00:11:21,248 --> 00:11:22,814 Mold. 330 00:11:22,883 --> 00:11:25,316 I've actually come full circle to where I was 331 00:11:25,352 --> 00:11:26,484 before I married Morgan. 332 00:11:26,520 --> 00:11:28,820 I'm back in a, you know, condo. 333 00:11:28,889 --> 00:11:30,488 I'm an empty nester. 334 00:11:30,524 --> 00:11:32,190 I'm down to a two bedroom. 335 00:11:32,225 --> 00:11:35,660 I had to get rid of a bunch of lamps and some Lucite cases, 336 00:11:35,829 --> 00:11:37,195 and a little extra artwork. 337 00:11:37,230 --> 00:11:39,431 I had to kind of get rid of a bunch. 338 00:11:39,466 --> 00:11:41,166 But I'm feeling lighter. 339 00:11:41,201 --> 00:11:43,568 Sometimes I haven't left my place for 10 days. 340 00:11:43,603 --> 00:11:45,036 There's no place I'd rather be. 341 00:11:45,072 --> 00:11:46,104 [knocking] 342 00:11:46,139 --> 00:11:47,138 Hello? 343 00:11:47,174 --> 00:11:48,273 Hello! 344 00:11:48,308 --> 00:11:50,809 Oh, my God, this is such a cute apartment! 345 00:11:50,877 --> 00:11:52,277 It's so me, right? 346 00:11:52,312 --> 00:11:53,411 Hello, darling. 347 00:11:53,447 --> 00:11:54,579 - Hello. - Hello. 348 00:11:54,614 --> 00:11:57,148 It's very cozy and super cute in here. 349 00:11:57,184 --> 00:11:58,850 Well, I've been spending time with Kelly, 350 00:11:58,919 --> 00:12:00,685 and she does have a lot of experience 351 00:12:00,854 --> 00:12:02,120 when it comes to interiors. 352 00:12:02,155 --> 00:12:03,588 That's what I need in my apartment. 353 00:12:03,623 --> 00:12:04,923 I wanna make sure it flows well. 354 00:12:04,958 --> 00:12:07,125 Just because Sonja lashed out at me doesn't mean 355 00:12:07,160 --> 00:12:08,560 I'm not gonna come over to her apartment. 356 00:12:08,595 --> 00:12:10,495 She wants me there. 357 00:12:10,530 --> 00:12:12,464 Kelly is like built-in feng shui. 358 00:12:12,499 --> 00:12:13,698 Oh, after you. 359 00:12:13,834 --> 00:12:15,133 No. Do you wanna hear the good news? 360 00:12:15,168 --> 00:12:16,134 Yeah. 361 00:12:16,169 --> 00:12:17,368 The good news is this house is amazing. 362 00:12:17,404 --> 00:12:19,170 This is your hangout area, you just need like, 363 00:12:19,206 --> 00:12:20,972 a better rug. 364 00:12:21,007 --> 00:12:25,076 And then these are really, really gorgeous pillows. 365 00:12:25,112 --> 00:12:27,579 Yeah, those are $2,700 a yard. 366 00:12:27,614 --> 00:12:30,148 I know, but you can't have those there. It's just too much. 367 00:12:30,183 --> 00:12:32,884 I kinda think that downscaling from the town house 368 00:12:32,953 --> 00:12:36,121 is something that she's embarrassed of. 369 00:12:36,156 --> 00:12:37,789 But what she doesn't realize, 370 00:12:37,891 --> 00:12:40,458 is that everyone else in Palm Beach 371 00:12:40,494 --> 00:12:44,028 has done the exact same thing. 372 00:12:44,064 --> 00:12:45,263 That's gonna go back there. 373 00:12:45,298 --> 00:12:47,565 I'm gonna have a pullout for guests, for interns. 374 00:12:47,601 --> 00:12:48,767 Yeah. 375 00:12:48,902 --> 00:12:50,201 Andrew Warner's arriving any minute, 376 00:12:50,237 --> 00:12:52,470 'cause he's gonna shoot the behind the scenes. 377 00:12:52,506 --> 00:12:54,506 Oh! You know all about the magazine shoot, right? 378 00:12:54,541 --> 00:12:55,540 What is it? 379 00:12:55,575 --> 00:12:56,608 It's a big, glossy magazine-- 380 00:12:56,643 --> 00:12:57,575 - Called what? - Beauty Affair. 381 00:12:57,611 --> 00:12:59,144 I texted the whole group. 382 00:12:59,179 --> 00:13:01,479 You weren't on it, I don't know how I didn't put you on it. 383 00:13:01,515 --> 00:13:04,682 Dear Dorinda, Ramona and Luann. 384 00:13:04,851 --> 00:13:08,620 I have an all-cast cover shoot 385 00:13:08,655 --> 00:13:11,689 for a glossy, high quality magazine. 386 00:13:11,725 --> 00:13:14,359 This photoshoot is an opportunity 387 00:13:14,394 --> 00:13:17,462 to promote our friend group, our brands. 388 00:13:17,497 --> 00:13:18,930 It's a no-brainer. 389 00:13:18,999 --> 00:13:20,398 I want everyone to be on time, 390 00:13:20,433 --> 00:13:22,700 because Ramona and I have to skedaddle out of here 391 00:13:22,869 --> 00:13:25,203 to shoot a skincare campaign. 392 00:13:25,238 --> 00:13:26,471 Oh, my God! 393 00:13:26,506 --> 00:13:27,472 That's amazing. 394 00:13:27,507 --> 00:13:29,874 And it's Bethenny's campaign. 395 00:13:34,047 --> 00:13:35,246 She's just an awful human. 396 00:13:35,282 --> 00:13:36,381 [dramatic beat] 397 00:13:37,417 --> 00:13:38,883 She's an awful person. 398 00:13:38,952 --> 00:13:40,618 Every time I pull up to Instagram or wherever, 399 00:13:40,654 --> 00:13:41,553 she's right there. 400 00:13:41,588 --> 00:13:42,487 Because she pays for it. 401 00:13:42,522 --> 00:13:43,688 She works for it. 402 00:13:43,723 --> 00:13:46,024 Whoa! I just touched a hot potato here. 403 00:13:46,059 --> 00:13:51,629 I forgot how incensed Kelly gets when you mention the word... 404 00:13:51,665 --> 00:13:54,132 [whispering] Bethenny. 405 00:13:54,167 --> 00:13:55,266 You know what really bothered me 406 00:13:55,302 --> 00:13:57,435 about you standing up and screaming, 407 00:13:57,470 --> 00:14:00,371 is it kind of reminded me of Scary Island and what's-- 408 00:14:00,407 --> 00:14:01,372 Oh, no. 409 00:14:01,408 --> 00:14:02,907 Hold on, and what, no, no. No, oh yes. 410 00:14:02,976 --> 00:14:04,809 You thought that I was gonna turn into the bad girl. 411 00:14:04,978 --> 00:14:06,177 Yeah, I didn't want you to. 412 00:14:06,213 --> 00:14:08,246 That's you. That's your trauma. 413 00:14:08,281 --> 00:14:09,547 Just like on Scary Island, 414 00:14:09,583 --> 00:14:12,650 Bethenny Frankel thought it was okay to yell at me. 415 00:14:12,686 --> 00:14:14,986 She does not have the liberty to talk to me like that. 416 00:14:15,055 --> 00:14:17,288 Line in the sand, don't do it again. 417 00:14:17,324 --> 00:14:19,557 So, you sit there, and I'll be the patient. 418 00:14:19,626 --> 00:14:20,692 Oh! 419 00:14:20,727 --> 00:14:22,260 - Okay. - Hello, darling. 420 00:14:24,931 --> 00:14:26,598 By the way, how about our lunch? 421 00:14:26,633 --> 00:14:29,667 You're sitting next to Luann, helping Luann, not me, 422 00:14:29,703 --> 00:14:31,102 'cause you go to Luann... 423 00:14:34,407 --> 00:14:36,541 [mimicking Luann] And she's doing it with her boyfriend, 424 00:14:36,576 --> 00:14:37,609 right now! 425 00:14:37,644 --> 00:14:38,576 I was like... 426 00:14:38,612 --> 00:14:42,247 [screaming] 427 00:14:42,282 --> 00:14:44,883 I just spent four days with this bitch. 428 00:14:45,018 --> 00:14:48,953 Ah! Can one person stand up for me? 429 00:14:49,022 --> 00:14:50,822 Oh, I needed to dust that. Whoop, whoop! 430 00:14:50,991 --> 00:14:52,156 Come here, skinny girl. 431 00:14:52,192 --> 00:14:53,524 - Oh, God. - Tiny hiney. 432 00:14:53,560 --> 00:14:54,492 Oh, my God. 433 00:14:54,527 --> 00:14:56,261 Oh, my God, I feel so much better. 434 00:14:56,296 --> 00:14:57,262 Do you? 435 00:14:57,297 --> 00:14:58,596 [laughing] 436 00:14:58,632 --> 00:15:00,164 I'm not gonna say SU, FU again. 437 00:15:00,200 --> 00:15:01,532 Don't do that, I don't like that. 438 00:15:01,568 --> 00:15:02,533 I'm not gonna do it anymore. 439 00:15:02,569 --> 00:15:04,168 I really care about Sonja. 440 00:15:04,204 --> 00:15:06,738 I also recognize that she's a Sagittarius, 441 00:15:06,773 --> 00:15:08,072 I'm a Taurus. 442 00:15:08,141 --> 00:15:09,574 We're kind of like... 443 00:15:09,609 --> 00:15:12,277 [growling] 444 00:15:12,312 --> 00:15:14,512 I'm just so glad that Kelly came over. 445 00:15:14,547 --> 00:15:16,381 I'm in my safe space, my own home. 446 00:15:16,416 --> 00:15:18,783 We blew off some steam, and we're moving on. 447 00:15:18,818 --> 00:15:20,118 We're doing really well. 448 00:15:20,153 --> 00:15:22,754 I just need to eat, sleep, get laid, 449 00:15:22,789 --> 00:15:25,290 enjoy what my purpose on Earth is. 450 00:15:25,325 --> 00:15:26,824 My guy has started to say to me, 451 00:15:26,860 --> 00:15:30,028 "Can we just make love? I'm so tired, my back hurts." 452 00:15:30,096 --> 00:15:32,997 I'm like, "No. We have to continue fucking." 453 00:15:33,066 --> 00:15:35,500 None of this, oh, sideways making love... 454 00:15:35,535 --> 00:15:37,268 [mumbles] I love you... 455 00:15:37,304 --> 00:15:39,137 I'm like, "No! Get on top and do it!" 456 00:15:39,172 --> 00:15:40,104 That's not making love. 457 00:15:40,173 --> 00:15:42,307 That is like, a hump. Like, no. 458 00:15:42,342 --> 00:15:43,541 Imagine if someone tried to scissor Luann? 459 00:15:43,576 --> 00:15:46,244 She'd be like, "What the fuck is this shit?" 460 00:15:46,279 --> 00:15:48,112 Luann would be like, "What?" 461 00:15:48,181 --> 00:15:50,682 The only thing that I like to use with a scissor 462 00:15:50,717 --> 00:15:53,318 is to open up my vitamins. 463 00:15:57,524 --> 00:15:59,157 I do know. 464 00:16:00,327 --> 00:16:01,526 [laughter] 465 00:16:01,561 --> 00:16:03,795 Maybe I don't really exactly know, but... 466 00:16:03,830 --> 00:16:05,430 [laughing] 467 00:16:05,465 --> 00:16:07,865 Okay, I really don't know that well. 468 00:16:08,435 --> 00:16:10,735 I am not like, "Hey, let's talk about sex, 469 00:16:10,770 --> 00:16:13,738 on a Tuesday," but you know what? It's fine. 470 00:16:13,773 --> 00:16:15,239 [chuckles] 471 00:16:16,676 --> 00:16:19,210 [upbeat music] 472 00:16:25,685 --> 00:16:26,818 - Hi! - Welcome! 473 00:16:27,053 --> 00:16:28,586 How are you? 474 00:16:28,621 --> 00:16:29,754 So good to see you! 475 00:16:29,789 --> 00:16:32,690 Let me ask you something, how do you say this place? 476 00:16:32,726 --> 00:16:35,426 "Beauty Ambassa... Ambassada?" 477 00:16:35,462 --> 00:16:36,661 Beauty Ambassade. 478 00:16:36,696 --> 00:16:38,563 I keep saying to everyone, "You have to go to Beauty..." 479 00:16:38,598 --> 00:16:39,297 [gibberish] 480 00:16:39,332 --> 00:16:40,531 [laughing] I know. 481 00:16:40,567 --> 00:16:43,001 I'm gonna meet Sonja at the spa this afternoon. 482 00:16:43,136 --> 00:16:45,036 I think Sonja really is a loner. 483 00:16:45,138 --> 00:16:47,205 Most I see Sonja is if I read it in the paper. 484 00:16:47,240 --> 00:16:48,940 You know what I mean? That's about it. 485 00:16:49,075 --> 00:16:51,442 I think I'm getting the scalp massage. 486 00:16:51,478 --> 00:16:53,511 And I think Sonja... What is Sonja getting? 487 00:16:53,546 --> 00:16:54,679 The facial? 488 00:16:54,714 --> 00:16:56,547 I think you're both scheduled for a scalp massage. 489 00:16:56,583 --> 00:16:58,216 That's perfect. 490 00:16:58,251 --> 00:17:00,918 Really hoping that we can just have her and I, 491 00:17:00,954 --> 00:17:03,454 some time to just connect and catch up. 492 00:17:03,490 --> 00:17:05,823 Is there a better place to do it than at a spa? 493 00:17:05,858 --> 00:17:07,625 How far out is Sonja? 494 00:17:09,596 --> 00:17:10,795 I think I should start. 495 00:17:10,829 --> 00:17:13,231 Yeah, she can always join you. 496 00:17:13,299 --> 00:17:15,833 So we're gonna have you set up here for today. 497 00:17:15,868 --> 00:17:18,903 You know, when people are not on time and come in late, 498 00:17:18,938 --> 00:17:21,372 it sort of makes you feel like 499 00:17:21,407 --> 00:17:23,608 you almost don't want them there anymore. 500 00:17:23,643 --> 00:17:26,411 We're gonna do a scalp treatment. 501 00:17:26,445 --> 00:17:27,412 Yes. 502 00:17:27,446 --> 00:17:28,613 - Mask, conditioner... - Is Dorinda here? 503 00:17:28,648 --> 00:17:30,848 - She is! - She gave up waiting for you. 504 00:17:30,884 --> 00:17:31,949 Oh, God! 505 00:17:32,152 --> 00:17:33,184 It's a little acidic... 506 00:17:33,253 --> 00:17:34,752 Let's see if it's in session. 507 00:17:34,788 --> 00:17:36,020 ...very bad for your follicles. 508 00:17:36,156 --> 00:17:38,623 What's in session? Sonja's in session. 509 00:17:38,658 --> 00:17:39,924 I think I hear Sonja. 510 00:17:39,959 --> 00:17:42,760 We're doing it together! 511 00:17:42,796 --> 00:17:43,895 - Do-- - Oh, my God. 512 00:17:43,930 --> 00:17:45,730 ...rinda! 513 00:17:45,765 --> 00:17:46,731 [laughing] 514 00:17:46,766 --> 00:17:48,032 What is it with people late? 515 00:17:48,168 --> 00:17:50,001 I know, and I know you're always on time. 516 00:17:50,170 --> 00:17:51,402 You know, I'm apprehensive, 517 00:17:51,438 --> 00:17:53,438 'cause I'm late, and you just never know which Dorinda 518 00:17:53,473 --> 00:17:55,073 you're gonna get on the other side of that door. 519 00:17:55,208 --> 00:17:56,407 By the way, I brought you a palm. 520 00:17:56,443 --> 00:17:57,675 - You brought me a palm? - Yeah. 521 00:17:57,710 --> 00:17:59,844 - I missed Good Friday. - In a cross form. 522 00:17:59,879 --> 00:18:01,579 Whenever Dorinda is sweet with me, 523 00:18:01,614 --> 00:18:03,648 I know she has a bee in her bonnet, 524 00:18:03,683 --> 00:18:06,751 and she's about to take that hat off and I'm going down. 525 00:18:06,786 --> 00:18:09,487 [peculiar music] 526 00:18:10,824 --> 00:18:14,425 Well I, I wanna say something that I was thinking about. 527 00:18:15,695 --> 00:18:20,298 I don't feel like you feel like you are close to me. 528 00:18:20,333 --> 00:18:23,301 I know you're a solid person, and no matter what happens, 529 00:18:23,336 --> 00:18:26,003 if you need Dorinda, she will be there. 530 00:18:26,039 --> 00:18:28,106 And you do your research when you show up. 531 00:18:28,241 --> 00:18:29,340 Oh, I do my research on everything. 532 00:18:29,375 --> 00:18:31,075 - To help us. - Yeah. 533 00:18:31,211 --> 00:18:33,377 I love when you don't know something. 534 00:18:33,413 --> 00:18:37,048 Like that Michael is married. You know that, right? 535 00:18:37,217 --> 00:18:38,516 Michael's not still married. 536 00:18:38,551 --> 00:18:39,817 Yes, he is. 537 00:18:39,853 --> 00:18:43,754 Luann met Michael with his wife, who's a big fan of Luann's. 538 00:18:43,790 --> 00:18:45,690 Okay, stop, Sonja. 539 00:18:47,594 --> 00:18:48,626 He's married. 540 00:18:48,661 --> 00:18:49,694 No... Sonja. 541 00:18:49,729 --> 00:18:50,595 He's not divorced. 542 00:18:50,630 --> 00:18:51,729 Stop! 543 00:18:51,764 --> 00:18:53,698 [tense music] 544 00:19:00,273 --> 00:19:02,306 I love when you don't know something. 545 00:19:02,375 --> 00:19:03,975 Like that Michael is married. 546 00:19:04,010 --> 00:19:05,977 You know that, right? 547 00:19:06,012 --> 00:19:07,578 Michael's not still married. 548 00:19:07,614 --> 00:19:08,846 Yes, he is. 549 00:19:08,882 --> 00:19:10,047 He's not divorced. 550 00:19:10,083 --> 00:19:11,849 You're 100% sure of that? 551 00:19:11,885 --> 00:19:15,119 'Cause I'll research. You know I'll get my people on it. 552 00:19:15,288 --> 00:19:17,822 I don't think he's married. 553 00:19:17,857 --> 00:19:18,890 Stop, stop, stop. 554 00:19:20,894 --> 00:19:22,894 Did you sign NDAs? 555 00:19:22,929 --> 00:19:26,597 I don't have sex with somebody unless I have an NDA now. 556 00:19:26,633 --> 00:19:31,402 I'm very confused and slightly unnerved about Sonja's behavior. 557 00:19:31,437 --> 00:19:33,404 I mean, this is not relaxing. 558 00:19:33,439 --> 00:19:35,673 Now, were you were upset with me and you texted me, 559 00:19:35,708 --> 00:19:39,810 "My show is supposed to be no videos, no cameras," right? 560 00:19:39,846 --> 00:19:41,512 Oh, that was terrible. That was terrible. 561 00:19:41,548 --> 00:19:42,914 Now, I don't allow photos. 562 00:19:42,949 --> 00:19:44,182 I cried when I got that video. 563 00:19:44,350 --> 00:19:45,716 That you were unfuckable? 564 00:19:45,752 --> 00:19:47,785 [tense music] 565 00:19:47,820 --> 00:19:48,886 It just was mean. 566 00:19:48,922 --> 00:19:50,655 I don't say anything mean about you ever, Sonja. 567 00:19:53,459 --> 00:19:54,992 Don't say anything. 568 00:19:55,028 --> 00:19:57,295 I just said you're unfuckable because I was drinking, 569 00:19:57,363 --> 00:20:00,131 and everyone on the show knows that you're not horny, 570 00:20:00,166 --> 00:20:02,266 jumping on guys left and right like Luann or Ramona! 571 00:20:02,335 --> 00:20:04,335 It doesn't make me unfuckable, it's very different. 572 00:20:04,404 --> 00:20:05,703 That's a big jump from unfuckable. 573 00:20:05,738 --> 00:20:07,672 - Well, it's a comedy show! - And you know it. 574 00:20:07,707 --> 00:20:09,440 You can't say that, at my private show, 575 00:20:09,475 --> 00:20:11,242 I can't say you're unfuckable 576 00:20:11,377 --> 00:20:12,643 when you said those things about me. 577 00:20:12,679 --> 00:20:14,979 I'm upset about the things she said about me on TV, 578 00:20:15,014 --> 00:20:17,515 but I didn't make that comment about her at my show 579 00:20:17,550 --> 00:20:19,917 with 600 people because I was making a dig, 580 00:20:19,953 --> 00:20:21,085 it was just a joke. 581 00:20:21,120 --> 00:20:22,620 And you know, when you're a comedian, 582 00:20:22,655 --> 00:20:24,689 you have to give me creative license. 583 00:20:24,724 --> 00:20:27,625 I said unfuckable, 'cause if you want to date Dorinda 584 00:20:27,660 --> 00:20:30,461 or take her home, you can't get there. 585 00:20:30,530 --> 00:20:33,364 You're barking up the wrong tree with her. 586 00:20:33,433 --> 00:20:34,799 Unfuckable. 587 00:20:34,834 --> 00:20:38,936 You said I was fucking around in St. Tropez on my husband! 588 00:20:38,972 --> 00:20:40,504 - And you were. - I was not. 589 00:20:40,540 --> 00:20:42,707 My husband, as you know, had a car accident, 590 00:20:42,742 --> 00:20:43,708 was in a coma. 591 00:20:43,743 --> 00:20:46,010 Ancient history, I can't do this... 592 00:20:46,045 --> 00:20:49,714 I think Sonja worries about getting found out all the time. 593 00:20:49,749 --> 00:20:52,183 So if you try to even go down a narrative with her, 594 00:20:52,218 --> 00:20:53,251 she just switches it to the right, 595 00:20:53,419 --> 00:20:54,452 and if you go on the right, 596 00:20:54,520 --> 00:20:55,853 she then switches it to the left. 597 00:20:55,888 --> 00:20:58,189 It's trying to do Whack-a-Mole, and you can't keep up. 598 00:20:58,224 --> 00:21:01,058 I never said anything about Richard. 599 00:21:01,094 --> 00:21:02,793 I don't wanna talk about Richard. 600 00:21:02,829 --> 00:21:04,395 You talk about Richard all the time. 601 00:21:04,464 --> 00:21:06,464 You sadly live in the past. 602 00:21:06,532 --> 00:21:08,299 [cackling] That's hilarious, 603 00:21:08,401 --> 00:21:10,067 because if anyone is living in the past, 604 00:21:10,103 --> 00:21:11,469 it's Dorinda. 605 00:21:11,537 --> 00:21:13,104 She brings up her husband in the first half hour 606 00:21:13,139 --> 00:21:14,672 anytime you see her. 607 00:21:14,707 --> 00:21:17,008 Guess what? I'm still upset. My husband just died. 608 00:21:17,043 --> 00:21:19,277 I beg of you... Your husband. 609 00:21:19,445 --> 00:21:21,612 God. I beg of you, move on. 610 00:21:21,648 --> 00:21:23,481 I wouldn't be divorced if he didn't have a car accident. 611 00:21:23,549 --> 00:21:24,749 Babe, he has a widow... 612 00:21:24,784 --> 00:21:26,417 I lost him to a windshield. 613 00:21:26,486 --> 00:21:27,718 And I feel terrible for her. 614 00:21:27,754 --> 00:21:30,121 I had to teach him to walk, to eat and to speak. 615 00:21:30,156 --> 00:21:32,023 Sonja's ex-husband passed. 616 00:21:32,058 --> 00:21:35,026 They were divorced, and he has been married to someone else 617 00:21:35,061 --> 00:21:36,627 for years and years and years. 618 00:21:36,663 --> 00:21:38,929 There is a widow out there and her name is Mrs. Morgan. 619 00:21:38,965 --> 00:21:41,032 I'm living in the present, and I'm trying very hard-- 620 00:21:41,067 --> 00:21:43,467 You can't say that I said anything bad about you. 621 00:21:43,536 --> 00:21:45,169 I beg you, you need to be here with us. 622 00:21:45,204 --> 00:21:46,737 What about the money that you took 623 00:21:46,773 --> 00:21:49,774 from me and my daughter in the Berkshires? 624 00:21:49,809 --> 00:21:51,275 I didn't get paid for that. 625 00:21:51,311 --> 00:21:52,977 You didn't care that it was there. 626 00:21:53,012 --> 00:21:55,946 Did you like Bethenny and Carole more than me? 627 00:21:55,982 --> 00:21:57,281 Do you see how hurt I am? 628 00:21:57,317 --> 00:22:01,319 In order to move forward with Dorinda, 629 00:22:01,487 --> 00:22:03,521 I have to go back to the past. 630 00:22:03,589 --> 00:22:07,191 I have snot coming out of my nose, crying to you 631 00:22:07,226 --> 00:22:10,161 about how I needed to film to have money for my daughter. 632 00:22:10,196 --> 00:22:13,497 I told you, I didn't get... I didn't get child support. 633 00:22:13,566 --> 00:22:15,866 I didn't get divorce alimony, 634 00:22:15,902 --> 00:22:17,101 and you didn't care! 635 00:22:17,136 --> 00:22:21,372 You didn't care if I was not filming and didn't get paid. 636 00:22:21,507 --> 00:22:24,508 It doesn't take a genius to understand 637 00:22:24,577 --> 00:22:27,778 I would be upset with Dorinda when she doesn't invite me 638 00:22:27,814 --> 00:22:31,582 to her home in the Berkshires while we're filming 639 00:22:31,617 --> 00:22:33,517 our TV show in New York. 640 00:22:33,586 --> 00:22:34,919 I honestly don't even remember. 641 00:22:34,954 --> 00:22:38,622 I have no desire to talk about things 10 years ago. 642 00:22:38,658 --> 00:22:41,158 All I know is, I don't care to remember. 643 00:22:41,194 --> 00:22:44,161 This is my job. It's how I support my daughter 644 00:22:44,197 --> 00:22:46,831 since her dad's car accident. 645 00:22:46,866 --> 00:22:49,100 And I said I'm sorry a million times. 646 00:22:49,135 --> 00:22:51,802 There's no excuse for cutting out a cast mate. 647 00:22:51,838 --> 00:22:54,138 You did take money from my daughter's mouth 648 00:22:54,173 --> 00:22:55,272 when you didn't let me film. 649 00:22:55,308 --> 00:22:56,941 Again, ancient history. 650 00:22:56,976 --> 00:23:00,244 We never talked about it because you were so upset about Richard. 651 00:23:00,279 --> 00:23:02,113 I didn't want to bring it up! 652 00:23:04,117 --> 00:23:07,051 Okay, uh, at least I said what I wanted to say to you, 653 00:23:07,086 --> 00:23:08,352 maybe you'll think about it. 654 00:23:08,388 --> 00:23:10,621 Again, you sadly live in the past. 655 00:23:10,656 --> 00:23:12,256 I'm so sorry for you. 656 00:23:12,291 --> 00:23:13,624 I gotta go do my radio show. 657 00:23:13,693 --> 00:23:14,792 How do we really feel about each other? 658 00:23:14,827 --> 00:23:16,594 - I love you. - Do you care about... 659 00:23:16,662 --> 00:23:17,928 I love you too, you idiot! 660 00:23:17,964 --> 00:23:20,331 You're a fucking idiot, okay? I love you too. 661 00:23:20,500 --> 00:23:22,833 - Fuck you, bye. - Take care. 662 00:23:24,670 --> 00:23:26,036 How was your treatment? 663 00:23:26,072 --> 00:23:27,671 It was great. 664 00:23:28,274 --> 00:23:29,907 Isn't love grand? 665 00:23:29,942 --> 00:23:32,343 I wish she could just get some help. 666 00:23:32,378 --> 00:23:33,978 I just don't feel like doing this today, 667 00:23:34,013 --> 00:23:37,948 and I don't know if I want to go to the photoshoot tomorrow. 668 00:23:37,984 --> 00:23:42,486 It's just the same old thing over and over again, 669 00:23:42,588 --> 00:23:45,022 and you know it's just not gonna get anywhere. 670 00:23:45,057 --> 00:23:47,124 We're just gonna keep circling the drain, 671 00:23:47,160 --> 00:23:49,193 and circling the drain. 672 00:23:49,228 --> 00:23:51,862 [soft music] 673 00:23:54,967 --> 00:23:57,401 - Hi, good morning. - Hi, Kelly! How are you? 674 00:23:57,570 --> 00:23:58,736 - How are you? - I'm Lindsay. 675 00:23:58,771 --> 00:24:00,137 Nice to see you, thank you so much. 676 00:24:00,173 --> 00:24:01,038 Do you need help? 677 00:24:01,073 --> 00:24:01,972 Hi, I'm Kelly. 678 00:24:02,008 --> 00:24:03,474 This is Catherine, our photographer. 679 00:24:03,576 --> 00:24:07,711 Hello! I'm trying to get my last minute icing in. 680 00:24:07,747 --> 00:24:10,147 So, vision-wise, you'd like to be bronzy and glowy? 681 00:24:10,183 --> 00:24:11,315 - Yes. - Okay. 682 00:24:11,350 --> 00:24:13,951 I love that I'm the first person here. 683 00:24:13,986 --> 00:24:16,253 Oh! There she is! 684 00:24:16,289 --> 00:24:17,922 Good morning! 685 00:24:17,957 --> 00:24:19,356 So I should... do I start with hair? 686 00:24:19,592 --> 00:24:20,925 Yeah, hair. 687 00:24:20,960 --> 00:24:24,061 I don't feel performative, I don't feel joyful today. 688 00:24:24,096 --> 00:24:26,897 I just feel like I need a minute to regroup. 689 00:24:26,933 --> 00:24:28,799 I really don't want to do this right now. 690 00:24:28,835 --> 00:24:31,669 But, I just don't want to disappoint people. 691 00:24:31,737 --> 00:24:33,704 I love that you and I are, like, the early birds! 692 00:24:33,739 --> 00:24:35,105 We come and show up. 693 00:24:35,141 --> 00:24:37,074 Kelly, you knew it was only gonna be you and I 694 00:24:37,109 --> 00:24:39,310 at the... here, in the beginning. 695 00:24:39,345 --> 00:24:41,245 [laughing] 696 00:24:41,280 --> 00:24:42,746 We're gonna get you set up. 697 00:24:42,782 --> 00:24:44,849 Alright, I'm gonna bring over all the ladies' garment bags. 698 00:24:44,884 --> 00:24:46,917 What time is Sonja coming? Is she coming or no? 699 00:24:46,953 --> 00:24:48,118 I don't know. 700 00:24:48,154 --> 00:24:51,188 [upbeat music] 701 00:24:51,624 --> 00:24:53,924 - Good morning, Sonja! - Hi! 702 00:24:53,960 --> 00:24:57,161 I'm waiting to see if this girl can actually do makeup. 703 00:24:57,196 --> 00:24:59,129 I can! 704 00:25:00,800 --> 00:25:03,801 Seeing Dorinda at the spa, I'm tapped out, 705 00:25:03,836 --> 00:25:06,504 and I just can't take any more chaos. 706 00:25:06,672 --> 00:25:07,771 I can't take any more drama. 707 00:25:07,807 --> 00:25:09,974 I'm just gonna show up hair makeup ready, 708 00:25:10,009 --> 00:25:11,709 do my part, and get out of there. 709 00:25:11,777 --> 00:25:13,043 Hi, what's going on? 710 00:25:13,079 --> 00:25:13,944 Hi. 711 00:25:13,980 --> 00:25:15,346 What time do you need me there? 712 00:25:15,381 --> 00:25:16,981 I'd like everybody ready by 9:30. 713 00:25:17,016 --> 00:25:19,650 Uh, Ramona and I have to leave to our flight. 714 00:25:19,719 --> 00:25:22,152 I know you already tattooed that on your brain, but... 715 00:25:22,188 --> 00:25:23,254 Yes. 716 00:25:23,289 --> 00:25:24,989 This is a huge, huge, 717 00:25:25,024 --> 00:25:27,725 paid campaign for a French skincare line. 718 00:25:27,793 --> 00:25:30,661 We cannot miss our flight to New York. 719 00:25:30,997 --> 00:25:33,764 Yeah, sure, yeah, yeah, no worries. 720 00:25:33,799 --> 00:25:36,534 I'm sitting around anyway. Can you sit in this one, doll? 721 00:25:36,669 --> 00:25:37,668 - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Thanks, babe. 722 00:25:37,737 --> 00:25:39,336 - Oh, hi, hi. - You look gorgeous! 723 00:25:39,372 --> 00:25:40,938 - Without the makeup! - Au naturel, no makeup. 724 00:25:40,973 --> 00:25:42,439 Nice to meet you, I'm Lindsey. 725 00:25:42,475 --> 00:25:44,208 - So, it's your magazine? - Yeah! 726 00:25:44,243 --> 00:25:45,342 - Oh, nice. - Thank you. 727 00:25:45,378 --> 00:25:47,211 Whose genius idea was it to put us on the cover? 728 00:25:47,246 --> 00:25:48,212 Sonja. 729 00:25:48,247 --> 00:25:50,180 I look like a raccoon, baby! 730 00:25:50,216 --> 00:25:52,082 I called Sonja and I said, 731 00:25:52,118 --> 00:25:55,419 "Let's do a glow-up to Golden Life." 732 00:25:55,454 --> 00:25:56,520 Glow-up or blow-up? 733 00:25:56,689 --> 00:25:58,188 [laughing] A glow-up! 734 00:25:58,224 --> 00:25:59,356 I don't know! 735 00:25:59,392 --> 00:26:00,724 It could go either way, you know? 736 00:26:00,793 --> 00:26:01,926 You have everything you need? 737 00:26:01,961 --> 00:26:04,328 Blue bags, matching luggage, medicines? 738 00:26:04,363 --> 00:26:06,397 Oh, my medicine! 739 00:26:06,432 --> 00:26:08,699 Good morning, everyone! 740 00:26:08,768 --> 00:26:11,068 - Lindsey! Lindsey! - Yes, yes. 741 00:26:11,103 --> 00:26:11,802 Concentrate. 742 00:26:11,871 --> 00:26:13,170 What am I wearing? 743 00:26:13,205 --> 00:26:14,572 I'm wearing a silver dress. What's the first shoot? 744 00:26:14,707 --> 00:26:17,508 First shot is Palm Beach daytime. 745 00:26:17,543 --> 00:26:19,043 Wait, where's the stylist? 746 00:26:21,247 --> 00:26:22,446 Why are you getting your hair done? 747 00:26:22,481 --> 00:26:24,048 You're not in the photoshoot. 748 00:26:24,083 --> 00:26:25,816 Hello! Why are you getting your hair done? 749 00:26:25,851 --> 00:26:27,117 You're aren't in the photoshoot. 750 00:26:29,922 --> 00:26:31,155 Well, she needs to get her hairdo, 751 00:26:31,190 --> 00:26:32,156 we have a shoot to do. 752 00:26:32,191 --> 00:26:32,990 Oh, yeah, no, we can go. 753 00:26:33,025 --> 00:26:34,825 Do you have a preference on... 754 00:26:34,860 --> 00:26:37,061 You have a job to do! 755 00:26:37,096 --> 00:26:39,163 Okay, seriously, you're not gonna get glam. 756 00:26:39,198 --> 00:26:40,931 You're supposed to help us get ready. 757 00:26:40,967 --> 00:26:43,834 I gotta... You gotta be kidding me! 758 00:26:43,869 --> 00:26:47,504 Who is this person? And why is she getting glam? 759 00:26:47,540 --> 00:26:49,406 Do I know you? 760 00:26:49,442 --> 00:26:51,875 Did I invite you tonight? 761 00:26:51,911 --> 00:26:54,211 This is about all my close girlfriends. 762 00:26:54,246 --> 00:26:56,380 I never have gone out with you, I don't even know you. 763 00:26:56,415 --> 00:26:57,448 We're filming. 764 00:26:57,483 --> 00:26:59,049 Okay, so just don't interrupt. 765 00:26:59,085 --> 00:27:00,551 Bye! 766 00:27:00,720 --> 00:27:02,252 I realized later, I knew her. 767 00:27:02,288 --> 00:27:04,922 Because she was the girl that came to the store! 768 00:27:06,559 --> 00:27:09,393 Luann, she needs to see what you're wearing for a day dress. 769 00:27:09,428 --> 00:27:12,863 Oh, I was thinking I was wearing the white dress. 770 00:27:14,500 --> 00:27:15,899 Oh, shit. 771 00:27:15,935 --> 00:27:17,401 Yeah, 'cause they just like to have fun with you, 772 00:27:17,436 --> 00:27:19,770 they don't actually do the work you need help with. 773 00:27:19,839 --> 00:27:20,771 But that's okay, they're nice guys. 774 00:27:20,840 --> 00:27:22,106 What are you talking about? 775 00:27:22,141 --> 00:27:23,474 'Cause you always show up late for everything, 776 00:27:23,509 --> 00:27:24,942 'cause Roger's out playing with you. 777 00:27:24,977 --> 00:27:27,378 I'm on time. What are you talking about? 778 00:27:27,413 --> 00:27:28,912 It's a miracle I'm here. 779 00:27:28,948 --> 00:27:31,515 I came back so I could be here for this shoot, don't forget. 780 00:27:31,550 --> 00:27:35,386 I had three hours of sleep, so don't fuck with me, okay? 781 00:27:41,427 --> 00:27:42,693 It's a miracle I'm here. 782 00:27:42,795 --> 00:27:44,461 I came back so I could be here for the shoot. 783 00:27:44,497 --> 00:27:45,529 - You know what... - Don't forget. 784 00:27:45,564 --> 00:27:47,031 Oh, that's good, you're right. 785 00:27:47,066 --> 00:27:49,166 I had three hours of sleep, so don't fuck with me, okay? 786 00:27:49,201 --> 00:27:50,167 How's that? 787 00:27:50,202 --> 00:27:51,402 I'm playing with you. It's called playing. 788 00:27:51,437 --> 00:27:52,403 Okay. 789 00:27:52,438 --> 00:27:53,804 I don't do effing, I just play. 790 00:27:53,873 --> 00:27:56,073 Oh, well, you... only when you don't have a headache. 791 00:27:56,108 --> 00:27:59,376 I had a show the night before and I have a show tonight, 792 00:27:59,412 --> 00:28:00,711 but I show up for my friends. 793 00:28:00,813 --> 00:28:04,214 I'm not that familiar with Beauty Fair magazine, 794 00:28:04,250 --> 00:28:05,215 but here we go. 795 00:28:05,251 --> 00:28:07,051 And you'll be glad to know I found a dress. 796 00:28:07,119 --> 00:28:08,252 Yay! 797 00:28:08,287 --> 00:28:09,887 It's very Pride looking, I like it, it's very Pride. 798 00:28:09,955 --> 00:28:11,121 Yeah, it's very pretty. 799 00:28:11,157 --> 00:28:12,623 Hello, darling! 800 00:28:12,792 --> 00:28:15,426 - Hi! - Long time no see. 801 00:28:15,461 --> 00:28:19,897 So, I can see you have everything under control... 802 00:28:27,406 --> 00:28:29,440 Oh, boy! 803 00:28:36,615 --> 00:28:38,015 Alright, so let's not talk about it. 804 00:28:38,050 --> 00:28:41,518 I'm hoping with Dorinda and Sonja, 805 00:28:41,554 --> 00:28:42,953 when we're doing this major shoot, 806 00:28:42,988 --> 00:28:46,223 that they'll keep their distance and be polite to each other. 807 00:28:46,258 --> 00:28:50,094 No altercations will happen. Praying! 808 00:28:50,996 --> 00:28:52,029 You had a show last night, right? 809 00:28:52,064 --> 00:28:53,163 Yeah, I did have a show last night. 810 00:28:53,199 --> 00:28:54,531 And you got up this morning to be here? 811 00:28:54,567 --> 00:28:56,567 Yeah, I was driving at one o'clock in the morning. 812 00:28:56,602 --> 00:28:58,368 But, anyway, I'm happy to be here. 813 00:28:58,404 --> 00:29:00,671 I'm gonna bring you back to hair and makeup, 814 00:29:00,873 --> 00:29:01,672 so we can bang that out. 815 00:29:01,907 --> 00:29:02,639 Right. 816 00:29:02,875 --> 00:29:06,543 [upbeat music] 817 00:29:06,579 --> 00:29:07,945 Ramona! 818 00:29:08,013 --> 00:29:10,614 Oh, you look so gorgeous in that dress! 819 00:29:10,649 --> 00:29:11,615 It's your dress! 820 00:29:11,650 --> 00:29:13,117 Can you take a picture of us? 821 00:29:13,152 --> 00:29:14,651 Do you know who that is, by the way? 822 00:29:14,687 --> 00:29:16,320 That's Linda DeRosa, the one you know. 823 00:29:16,355 --> 00:29:17,688 I know. She's a star. 824 00:29:17,890 --> 00:29:18,722 Did you recognize her? 825 00:29:18,891 --> 00:29:20,157 - Of course I did. - Okay good. 826 00:29:20,192 --> 00:29:21,992 But when I came in, she was getting her hair done. 827 00:29:22,061 --> 00:29:23,494 I go, "Why are you getting your hair done?" 828 00:29:23,529 --> 00:29:24,528 Right. She's a stylist. 829 00:29:24,563 --> 00:29:25,696 [camera clicks] 830 00:29:25,731 --> 00:29:27,197 That's her favorite dress! 831 00:29:27,233 --> 00:29:27,998 Yeah, it's hot. 832 00:29:28,033 --> 00:29:29,433 Phone right over here. 833 00:29:29,468 --> 00:29:31,535 - Where's Gill? - The professional photographer. 834 00:29:31,570 --> 00:29:32,736 Wait, one more. 835 00:29:32,938 --> 00:29:34,338 For the gold thong. 836 00:29:36,909 --> 00:29:39,143 We didn't say you could be in our photo. 837 00:29:39,178 --> 00:29:42,112 No, I don't want you in it. 838 00:29:42,148 --> 00:29:43,680 I'll do a photo with you later. 839 00:29:43,916 --> 00:29:45,549 Ramona Singer! 840 00:29:45,584 --> 00:29:46,984 [camera clicks] 841 00:29:47,052 --> 00:29:48,619 She doesn't work with us, her colors are off too. 842 00:29:48,654 --> 00:29:50,554 Alright, ladies, I'm gonna bring you up to the veranda. 843 00:29:50,589 --> 00:29:53,524 Now, she's trying to jump into a photo, just acting like fan. 844 00:29:53,559 --> 00:29:56,660 That's really taking it a little too far, Ramona. 845 00:29:56,695 --> 00:29:58,128 It's like, come on! Know your place. 846 00:29:58,164 --> 00:30:01,331 Let the girl have a photo with yours truly. 847 00:30:01,367 --> 00:30:03,801 Sharelle, is she mushing my hair down? 848 00:30:03,969 --> 00:30:05,135 No, it's fine, you're good. 849 00:30:05,171 --> 00:30:07,037 - I want it up. - You're zhuzhed, not mushed. 850 00:30:07,072 --> 00:30:09,173 It's zhuzhed not mushed? Okay. 851 00:30:09,208 --> 00:30:12,009 I'm not gonna let Sonja aggravate me 852 00:30:12,077 --> 00:30:13,377 and get under my skin. 853 00:30:13,412 --> 00:30:16,713 I just try to really speak to myself, and say, 854 00:30:16,749 --> 00:30:19,883 "Don't react. Don't interact." 855 00:30:19,985 --> 00:30:21,351 I can't believe this, I'm the one who said 856 00:30:21,387 --> 00:30:22,853 I want this done, and I'm the worst. 857 00:30:22,955 --> 00:30:25,823 Well, they have to get flights, so we gotta get this thing shot. 858 00:30:25,991 --> 00:30:27,357 It's the best we can do, right? 859 00:30:27,393 --> 00:30:29,259 - It is the best we can do. - You look stunning. 860 00:30:29,295 --> 00:30:31,428 You guys look amazing. For one, we're gonna breathe. 861 00:30:31,463 --> 00:30:33,096 Yes, perfect! 862 00:30:33,132 --> 00:30:35,532 We got this, baby. We got this. Alright. 863 00:30:35,568 --> 00:30:37,067 [camera clicks] 864 00:30:37,136 --> 00:30:39,403 Looking at all of us in these beautiful dresses... 865 00:30:39,438 --> 00:30:43,273 I can't even believe how far we've come, the five of us. 866 00:30:43,309 --> 00:30:44,441 Okay, next... 867 00:30:44,476 --> 00:30:48,445 It's really iconic to be standing here, it really is! 868 00:30:49,849 --> 00:30:51,081 I mean, we can't miss our flight. 869 00:30:51,116 --> 00:30:52,249 It's a multimillion-dollar campaign. 870 00:30:52,284 --> 00:30:54,151 Sonja, be quiet, look at the camera. 871 00:30:54,186 --> 00:30:55,352 Is this the cover? 872 00:30:55,387 --> 00:30:57,421 I spent the whole night in the car to be here, 873 00:30:57,456 --> 00:30:58,689 and I'm so stressed out. 874 00:30:58,724 --> 00:30:59,857 Can we do this shoot? 875 00:31:00,025 --> 00:31:00,757 You're giving me anxiety. 876 00:31:00,993 --> 00:31:02,059 Yeah. Right. 877 00:31:02,127 --> 00:31:03,493 Dorinda and I are doing a show together, 878 00:31:03,529 --> 00:31:04,561 you're not gonna be here. 879 00:31:04,597 --> 00:31:06,663 I'm the one here who has been overworked, right? 880 00:31:06,699 --> 00:31:09,266 So it's time to focus! I mean, I know you gotta go to New York, 881 00:31:09,301 --> 00:31:12,336 but let's get the shoot done before you run out the door. 882 00:31:12,371 --> 00:31:14,671 One, two, three... Hold it. 883 00:31:14,707 --> 00:31:16,306 And relax. 884 00:31:16,342 --> 00:31:18,842 Guys, let's your chalet look, Linda, we're ready? 885 00:31:18,878 --> 00:31:21,011 I just want to get through this photoshoot 886 00:31:21,080 --> 00:31:22,012 without the drama. 887 00:31:22,081 --> 00:31:23,113 Alright, let's do the laugh, 888 00:31:23,148 --> 00:31:25,282 everyone look, laugh, love, have fun. 889 00:31:25,317 --> 00:31:28,585 We're about to have some champagne and go skiing. 890 00:31:28,621 --> 00:31:30,120 Okay, good. 891 00:31:30,155 --> 00:31:32,189 But with these girls, you just never know what's gonna happen. 892 00:31:32,224 --> 00:31:33,123 Clearly! 893 00:31:33,158 --> 00:31:34,358 No, that's actually-- 894 00:31:34,393 --> 00:31:36,727 - Oh, is it a new look? - Sonja-- 895 00:31:36,762 --> 00:31:39,029 Sonja, let's go! Let's go! 896 00:31:40,833 --> 00:31:42,199 What happened to Ramona? 897 00:31:42,234 --> 00:31:43,634 Ramona doesn't care. She's like... 898 00:31:43,669 --> 00:31:45,402 One, two, three, smile. 899 00:31:45,437 --> 00:31:46,603 Bye, Ramona. 900 00:31:46,639 --> 00:31:47,905 Bye, love you guys. 901 00:31:48,007 --> 00:31:51,008 We really have known each other for a very, very long time, 902 00:31:51,076 --> 00:31:53,143 and Sonja is notorious for dilly-dallying 903 00:31:53,212 --> 00:31:54,478 and showing up late and missing planes. 904 00:31:54,513 --> 00:31:57,481 I'm not missing my flight, and I'm leaving now. 905 00:31:57,516 --> 00:32:01,551 Everything I envisioned at the end of the shoot came true. 906 00:32:01,587 --> 00:32:03,387 Congratulations! 907 00:32:03,422 --> 00:32:04,655 That's a wrap! 908 00:32:04,690 --> 00:32:08,025 We all are together on that cover looking great, 909 00:32:08,093 --> 00:32:09,993 so beautiful. 910 00:32:10,195 --> 00:32:13,330 [phone assistant] Hi, I'll see if this person is available. 911 00:32:13,365 --> 00:32:15,799 That's not even Ramona's voice! 912 00:32:15,834 --> 00:32:17,434 Ramona, remember me? 913 00:32:17,469 --> 00:32:19,503 I mean, now Ramona's leaving me in the dust. 914 00:32:19,538 --> 00:32:21,872 She wants to get out of here, get to the lounge, 915 00:32:22,074 --> 00:32:23,140 and see the hot guys. 916 00:32:23,208 --> 00:32:24,341 Well, so do I, Ramona! 917 00:32:24,376 --> 00:32:26,176 And I think she took the outfit with her. 918 00:32:26,211 --> 00:32:30,414 You took our car, you took the stylist's clothes... 919 00:32:30,449 --> 00:32:31,848 We're gonna see you in three hours. 920 00:32:32,051 --> 00:32:33,383 I'll see you tonight. 921 00:32:33,419 --> 00:32:35,252 If we're doing this multimillion-dollar 922 00:32:35,287 --> 00:32:36,853 campaign together, we need to get along. 923 00:32:37,056 --> 00:32:38,488 This isn't a good start. 924 00:32:38,524 --> 00:32:40,223 Bye! 925 00:32:41,727 --> 00:32:43,226 [car horn honks] 926 00:32:47,766 --> 00:32:49,766 [upbeat music] 927 00:32:53,072 --> 00:32:56,306 Guys, can you believe it? It's the last show. 928 00:32:56,342 --> 00:32:58,909 Thank God! I mean, um, it's bittersweet. 929 00:32:58,944 --> 00:33:00,410 It is bittersweet. 930 00:33:00,446 --> 00:33:02,646 But I'm ready to stay in one place for more than a week. 931 00:33:02,681 --> 00:33:03,447 Yeah, me too. 932 00:33:03,482 --> 00:33:06,083 Eight... It's been eight years. 933 00:33:06,218 --> 00:33:08,518 2018 since I've been doing cabaret. 934 00:33:08,554 --> 00:33:10,053 Do you have cards ready for Dorinda 935 00:33:10,222 --> 00:33:11,355 so she's like, organized? 936 00:33:11,390 --> 00:33:12,689 'Cause D is very organized. 937 00:33:12,725 --> 00:33:14,891 Yeah, she has them printed, but I have the physical, 938 00:33:14,927 --> 00:33:16,193 actual ones for stage. 939 00:33:16,261 --> 00:33:17,961 It's bittersweet that it's coming to an end. 940 00:33:17,997 --> 00:33:20,364 This last show has to be perfect. 941 00:33:20,399 --> 00:33:21,999 Look at us, like, the Three Stooges we are. 942 00:33:22,234 --> 00:33:23,767 [laughing] 943 00:33:26,238 --> 00:33:27,471 So, this is what's gonna happen. 944 00:33:27,506 --> 00:33:30,073 We make a big to-do about Dorinda coming out, 945 00:33:30,209 --> 00:33:31,908 I'll let you ladies take it from here, 946 00:33:31,944 --> 00:33:34,144 I dip out, you sit down, 947 00:33:34,246 --> 00:33:36,680 and then she will kick off with "Meet Luann." 948 00:33:36,715 --> 00:33:37,781 I think that's-- 949 00:33:37,816 --> 00:33:41,051 And she's always, always here to make it nice. 950 00:33:41,453 --> 00:33:43,253 I just can't believe that Luann had a show last night, 951 00:33:43,322 --> 00:33:44,554 and now she's gonna have another show. 952 00:33:44,590 --> 00:33:46,890 Where does she get this energy? I do not know. 953 00:33:46,925 --> 00:33:48,859 I thought I had a lot of energy. I-I'm like destroyed. 954 00:33:48,894 --> 00:33:50,394 I do not know. 955 00:33:50,429 --> 00:33:51,995 Like, I found it hard to even just go tonight 956 00:33:52,197 --> 00:33:53,397 to tell you the truth. 957 00:33:53,432 --> 00:33:54,731 If it weren't for Luann, I would have cancelled. 958 00:33:54,767 --> 00:33:57,968 I mean, I'm just, I'm not even in a great mindset to... 959 00:33:58,003 --> 00:34:00,070 do this cabaret night. 960 00:34:00,105 --> 00:34:03,573 I, I need a connection. This all seems so performative. 961 00:34:03,609 --> 00:34:07,110 But, the right to do, and I always do the right thing, 962 00:34:07,246 --> 00:34:09,813 is to show up, and so, here we go. 963 00:34:11,949 --> 00:34:14,083 [upbeat music] 964 00:34:14,119 --> 00:34:16,553 - Showtime, boys. Let's go. - Let's go. 965 00:34:18,257 --> 00:34:20,757 Good to see you. 966 00:34:20,793 --> 00:34:22,391 So, you wanna run through sound check now? 967 00:34:22,428 --> 00:34:23,293 Yes. 968 00:34:23,362 --> 00:34:24,960 You know, my nerves start backstage. 969 00:34:24,996 --> 00:34:26,463 [singing] I'm the type of girl... 970 00:34:26,498 --> 00:34:27,664 I don't have a mic that works. 971 00:34:27,699 --> 00:34:29,599 All the prep that goes into the show, 972 00:34:29,635 --> 00:34:31,902 it's really important that I stay on script. 973 00:34:31,937 --> 00:34:35,371 It's a great show, what I do, and so I want it to be perfect. 974 00:34:35,407 --> 00:34:38,074 So, Alex, let's start with hair. 975 00:34:38,277 --> 00:34:39,976 - Hello! - How are you? 976 00:34:40,012 --> 00:34:41,277 I didn't read my lines. 977 00:34:41,346 --> 00:34:43,013 You'll be fine. Do you want me to take your bag? 978 00:34:43,047 --> 00:34:44,781 - You look so nice. - Wow! 979 00:34:44,817 --> 00:34:48,952 Definitely, definitely. Smoky, let's go smoky. 980 00:34:49,420 --> 00:34:52,022 - I'll get this for you. - I'm just a friend. 981 00:34:52,056 --> 00:34:53,322 No, you're gonna have a blast, 982 00:34:53,391 --> 00:34:55,324 you're gonna be with a lot of her good friends. 983 00:34:55,393 --> 00:34:57,060 Of course I'm excited for the show, 984 00:34:57,096 --> 00:34:59,229 but I am totally the third-wheel. 985 00:34:59,331 --> 00:35:01,765 I really wish that Sonja and Ramona were here. 986 00:35:01,800 --> 00:35:02,766 Yay! 987 00:35:02,801 --> 00:35:04,434 Hi, we're here in New York, here we go! 988 00:35:04,470 --> 00:35:05,735 And usually, you're the one to make sure 989 00:35:05,771 --> 00:35:07,204 I'm at the right place at the right time. 990 00:35:07,339 --> 00:35:09,206 I am the world's best cheerleader. 991 00:35:09,308 --> 00:35:11,641 I should just walk around with pompoms everywhere! 992 00:35:17,649 --> 00:35:18,515 [thud] 993 00:35:18,550 --> 00:35:19,483 [splash] 994 00:35:26,058 --> 00:35:27,958 The mic fell in the toilet. 995 00:35:27,993 --> 00:35:29,459 Where do I get changed? 996 00:35:29,495 --> 00:35:32,329 Last door on the right, Dorinda. 997 00:35:32,397 --> 00:35:34,331 You know, this is a new variable in my show 998 00:35:34,399 --> 00:35:35,832 to have Dorinda moderating. 999 00:35:35,868 --> 00:35:37,634 Maybe she's a little nervous? I don't know. 1000 00:35:37,669 --> 00:35:40,437 Dorinda, this is your home base. You've got water... 1001 00:35:40,472 --> 00:35:43,073 I cannot wait to get in my bed. 1002 00:35:43,108 --> 00:35:45,208 I just want everything to run smoothly. 1003 00:35:45,377 --> 00:35:47,010 I didn't memorize my lines. 1004 00:35:47,045 --> 00:35:48,345 Oh, you're so fine. 1005 00:35:48,413 --> 00:35:49,646 You just read off the cards. 1006 00:35:49,681 --> 00:35:51,515 But there are key things that I have to say, 1007 00:35:51,550 --> 00:35:52,949 in order to prompt a video. 1008 00:35:52,985 --> 00:35:54,217 We've been to your show, I know. 1009 00:35:54,353 --> 00:35:55,819 No, no, but this is a little different. 1010 00:35:55,854 --> 00:35:56,920 Who is the moderator? 1011 00:35:56,955 --> 00:35:58,455 - You are the moderator. - You're the moderator. 1012 00:35:58,490 --> 00:35:59,990 I have to do all of this stuff? 1013 00:36:00,025 --> 00:36:01,191 I want D to be my moderator 1014 00:36:01,326 --> 00:36:02,459 'cause I have a moderator on the show. 1015 00:36:02,528 --> 00:36:03,493 A hundred percent. 1016 00:36:03,529 --> 00:36:04,995 Will you do that? It'd be so much fun! 1017 00:36:05,030 --> 00:36:06,396 Yeah. 1018 00:36:06,465 --> 00:36:07,731 I thought it was just doing highlights in yellow. 1019 00:36:07,766 --> 00:36:09,032 You didn't give her all this information? 1020 00:36:09,067 --> 00:36:11,334 No, you... so, ready? It's super, super easy. 1021 00:36:11,403 --> 00:36:12,969 You want to talk through this whole thing right now? 1022 00:36:13,005 --> 00:36:14,471 It's super easy. 1023 00:36:14,506 --> 00:36:16,473 Dorinda and I were gonna sit down and just run her through 1024 00:36:16,542 --> 00:36:17,941 the moderation of the shows. 1025 00:36:17,976 --> 00:36:21,077 And she did not want to film with me, so that never happened. 1026 00:36:21,113 --> 00:36:22,245 I don't know how you do it. 1027 00:36:22,381 --> 00:36:23,580 You come up with the best catchphrases, 1028 00:36:23,615 --> 00:36:25,081 you ladies have given me half... 1029 00:36:25,117 --> 00:36:28,118 Why is Roger making cue cards for me and reviewing them? 1030 00:36:28,153 --> 00:36:29,486 What are we, in kindergarten? 1031 00:36:29,555 --> 00:36:31,788 I've got it. This is easy. I'm not worried. 1032 00:36:35,527 --> 00:36:37,894 This is my jam. I'm great live. 1033 00:36:37,930 --> 00:36:39,629 I can wing it. 1034 00:36:47,005 --> 00:36:49,673 [indistinct chatter] 1035 00:36:50,842 --> 00:36:52,776 15 minutes, everybody. 1036 00:36:52,811 --> 00:36:55,245 - Alright. I'm ready. - I'm ready. 1037 00:36:55,414 --> 00:36:56,580 This is gonna be so good. 1038 00:36:56,615 --> 00:36:58,448 Let's go and hit that stage! 1039 00:36:58,517 --> 00:37:00,016 Come right in here for me. 1040 00:37:00,052 --> 00:37:02,686 It always feels great when people show up for you. 1041 00:37:02,721 --> 00:37:04,020 - Have a great show. - Thank you. 1042 00:37:04,056 --> 00:37:06,656 A packed house, they're waiting for me to come out. 1043 00:37:06,692 --> 00:37:08,858 Stand by, lighting, and spot! 1044 00:37:08,894 --> 00:37:11,461 [applause] Okay, here we go, guys. 1045 00:37:11,530 --> 00:37:13,897 And when I get to the stage, that's when the magic happens. 1046 00:37:13,932 --> 00:37:17,767 Ladies and Gentlemen... this is the Countess speaking. 1047 00:37:17,803 --> 00:37:20,837 We have arrived... 1048 00:37:20,872 --> 00:37:24,541 ♪ Gems, jets, silhouettes champagne in the sky ♪ 1049 00:37:24,576 --> 00:37:28,678 ♪ Fine premiers and fireworks every single night ♪ 1050 00:37:28,714 --> 00:37:31,748 ♪ Gold, diamonds, caviar, life is but a dream ♪ 1051 00:37:31,783 --> 00:37:35,685 ♪ When everyday you're living is featured on TV ♪ 1052 00:37:35,721 --> 00:37:39,556 ♪ Hair done, jewelry on, oh, mirror on the wall ♪ 1053 00:37:39,591 --> 00:37:43,026 ♪ Who's the fairest in the land? I guess it's not his call ♪ 1054 00:37:43,061 --> 00:37:46,663 ♪ Chic, c'est la vie, c'est bon, c'est bon ♪ 1055 00:37:46,698 --> 00:37:48,198 A lot of fans don't know what to expect 1056 00:37:48,233 --> 00:37:49,532 when they come to my show. 1057 00:37:49,601 --> 00:37:51,301 They only heard about it or haven't seen it yet, 1058 00:37:51,470 --> 00:37:53,103 so I love to rock their world. 1059 00:37:53,138 --> 00:37:54,537 Let me hear ya! 1060 00:37:54,573 --> 00:37:57,507 ♪ Chic, c'est la vie, c'est bon, c'est bon ♪ 1061 00:37:57,576 --> 00:38:01,811 ♪ Chic, c'est la vie, c'est bon, c'est bon ♪♪ 1062 00:38:01,847 --> 00:38:04,714 [applause] 1063 00:38:04,750 --> 00:38:08,051 Ah! I love you, Fort Lauderdale! 1064 00:38:08,086 --> 00:38:10,220 [applause] 1065 00:38:10,255 --> 00:38:11,888 You know what I love about you? 1066 00:38:11,923 --> 00:38:13,523 You show up for me. 1067 00:38:13,592 --> 00:38:17,560 You turned it out for the Countess! I love you! 1068 00:38:17,596 --> 00:38:21,231 What I love about Luann is that she's making fun 1069 00:38:21,266 --> 00:38:23,933 of all of the awful things that have happened in her life. 1070 00:38:23,969 --> 00:38:27,504 She's like, "Shit happens! Let me sing about it!" 1071 00:38:27,572 --> 00:38:29,639 It definitely takes a special person 1072 00:38:29,675 --> 00:38:31,975 to be able to poke fun at yourself like that, 100%. 1073 00:38:32,010 --> 00:38:33,410 I could not do that. 1074 00:38:33,512 --> 00:38:36,880 Please welcome Roger Dawley to the stage! 1075 00:38:36,915 --> 00:38:38,081 [cheering] 1076 00:38:38,116 --> 00:38:41,051 Hello, Fort Lauderdale! 1077 00:38:41,086 --> 00:38:42,786 Oh, my God! Hi! 1078 00:38:42,821 --> 00:38:44,521 Hello! 1079 00:38:44,589 --> 00:38:48,191 I think we have Kelly Bensimon in the house! 1080 00:38:48,226 --> 00:38:49,759 Hey, Kelly! 1081 00:38:49,795 --> 00:38:50,593 [cheering] 1082 00:38:50,629 --> 00:38:52,228 Kelly came, Dorinda's with me, 1083 00:38:52,264 --> 00:38:55,098 and I'm really missing that Sonja and Ramona didn't make it 1084 00:38:55,133 --> 00:38:56,433 to the show. 1085 00:38:56,535 --> 00:38:58,001 Well, I love being here tonight with all of you. 1086 00:38:58,036 --> 00:38:59,836 I'm happy to be here, but I feel like there's someone 1087 00:38:59,871 --> 00:39:01,671 a little more special who could take my place and maybe, 1088 00:39:01,707 --> 00:39:03,973 I don't know, make it nice? 1089 00:39:04,009 --> 00:39:07,777 Ladies and gentlemen, give it up for Dorinda Medley! 1090 00:39:07,813 --> 00:39:09,012 [cheering] 1091 00:39:09,047 --> 00:39:12,048 [unintelligible] 1092 00:39:12,084 --> 00:39:13,983 You fools! 1093 00:39:14,019 --> 00:39:17,854 So, D is here to make it nice tonight for all of us. 1094 00:39:17,889 --> 00:39:20,056 - It's an honor to be here. - Oh, thank you. 1095 00:39:20,092 --> 00:39:23,860 - We are back together. - Yes, we are. 1096 00:39:23,895 --> 00:39:26,529 We're family, you know. In a certain way, right? 1097 00:39:26,598 --> 00:39:29,099 And we're living the Golden Life now! 1098 00:39:29,134 --> 00:39:31,368 [applause] 1099 00:39:31,536 --> 00:39:32,936 - Let's sit down. - Alright. 1100 00:39:32,971 --> 00:39:35,705 [cheering] 1101 00:39:35,741 --> 00:39:37,574 Let's get this cleared up, once and for all. 1102 00:39:37,642 --> 00:39:44,280 Did you, in St. Barths, ever sleep with the pirate? 1103 00:39:44,316 --> 00:39:46,249 [yelling] 1104 00:39:46,284 --> 00:39:47,417 This is the story. 1105 00:39:47,586 --> 00:39:49,819 So, we go out to St. Barths, 1106 00:39:49,855 --> 00:39:51,621 and we're having the best time. 1107 00:39:51,690 --> 00:39:53,223 And the pirate has pot. 1108 00:39:53,258 --> 00:39:55,325 [laughter] 1109 00:39:55,360 --> 00:39:57,026 I didn't give a shit about the pirate, 1110 00:39:57,062 --> 00:39:59,362 I just wanted to have a party with the pirate, right? 1111 00:39:59,398 --> 00:40:01,030 Wouldn't you want to party with a pirate? 1112 00:40:01,066 --> 00:40:03,199 [crowd yelling] 1113 00:40:03,235 --> 00:40:04,734 Guess who fucked the pirate? 1114 00:40:04,770 --> 00:40:06,302 Sonja! 1115 00:40:06,338 --> 00:40:08,037 Sonja fucked the pirate! 1116 00:40:08,073 --> 00:40:10,306 Oh, my God! 1117 00:40:10,342 --> 00:40:12,876 Dorinda's got a great sense of humor and she knows me. 1118 00:40:12,911 --> 00:40:15,211 She also has a great understanding of the history 1119 00:40:15,247 --> 00:40:16,246 of the show. 1120 00:40:16,281 --> 00:40:17,914 I loved being here tonight. 1121 00:40:17,949 --> 00:40:20,016 Please, give it up for D joining me tonight! 1122 00:40:20,051 --> 00:40:21,184 [cheering] 1123 00:40:21,219 --> 00:40:24,154 I love your dress! What are you wearing tonight? 1124 00:40:26,124 --> 00:40:28,992 Jovani! 1125 00:40:29,027 --> 00:40:30,260 Thank you, D. 1126 00:40:30,295 --> 00:40:33,830 Everybody was loving it. You know, D had a great time. 1127 00:40:33,865 --> 00:40:36,766 I'm very impressed with the way Luann runs that cabaret, 1128 00:40:36,802 --> 00:40:39,202 and, I mean, that is a production. 1129 00:40:39,237 --> 00:40:42,839 And it's fun, and people love when Luann and I are together. 1130 00:40:42,874 --> 00:40:44,841 They do. They just sort of... 1131 00:40:44,876 --> 00:40:48,545 We have this great chemistry, kind of on stage and off. 1132 00:40:48,647 --> 00:40:51,448 Alright, my favorite part of the show is this. 1133 00:40:51,483 --> 00:40:55,118 We're gonna do a little Q&A with you guys. 1134 00:40:55,153 --> 00:40:57,086 Yes! 1135 00:40:57,122 --> 00:41:00,990 So, question is, do you think Bethenny is jealous 1136 00:41:01,026 --> 00:41:04,894 that you guys got this new show on E!, and she did not? 1137 00:41:04,930 --> 00:41:09,132 Ooh! I think Bethenny is done. 1138 00:41:09,167 --> 00:41:11,301 [cheering] 1139 00:41:11,336 --> 00:41:13,102 Everything is premeditated, 1140 00:41:13,138 --> 00:41:17,173 I want girlfriends who know the girl code! 1141 00:41:17,209 --> 00:41:19,642 And we have each other's backs! We're not doing that! 1142 00:41:19,711 --> 00:41:23,279 But don't worry, we have a lot of drama in any case. 1143 00:41:23,315 --> 00:41:25,882 But not nasty. Thank you! 1144 00:41:25,917 --> 00:41:28,351 I've so moved on from this whole story, 1145 00:41:28,386 --> 00:41:30,153 I'm totally removed, 1146 00:41:30,188 --> 00:41:32,422 and I'm looking forward to the next chapter. 1147 00:41:32,457 --> 00:41:35,291 It's been such a great night to be with you guys, finally, 1148 00:41:35,327 --> 00:41:36,493 Fort Lauderdale! 1149 00:41:36,528 --> 00:41:39,929 Kelly! Come on down! Kelly, come on! 1150 00:41:39,965 --> 00:41:40,763 [cheering] 1151 00:41:40,799 --> 00:41:42,165 I've grown so much. 1152 00:41:42,200 --> 00:41:45,335 I started in a small theater, at 54 Below in New York. 1153 00:41:45,370 --> 00:41:46,669 Girls, come on, let's dance. 1154 00:41:46,738 --> 00:41:49,305 And this moment just means everything to me. 1155 00:41:49,341 --> 00:41:51,674 ♪ Money can't buy you class ♪ 1156 00:41:51,743 --> 00:41:53,309 Oh, I've got dancing girls. 1157 00:41:53,345 --> 00:41:56,412 ♪ Money can't buy you class ♪ 1158 00:41:56,448 --> 00:41:58,348 ♪ Elegance is learned ♪ 1159 00:41:58,383 --> 00:42:01,417 You know, just seeing the fans and the smiles on their faces, 1160 00:42:01,453 --> 00:42:04,020 and the joy that I'm spreading. It just means the world to me. 1161 00:42:04,055 --> 00:42:08,024 ♪ Money can't buy you class ♪♪ 1162 00:42:08,059 --> 00:42:10,426 [cheering] 1163 00:42:10,462 --> 00:42:13,296 I love you guys! And I'll see you next time, thank you! 1164 00:42:16,535 --> 00:42:18,301 We're here to lift you up. 1165 00:42:18,336 --> 00:42:19,369 And you can trust us. 1166 00:42:19,404 --> 00:42:20,770 Can I? 1167 00:42:20,839 --> 00:42:23,406 Is this a competition or are we really friends? 1168 00:42:23,441 --> 00:42:26,743 I've been looking for a friend like you for so long. 1169 00:42:26,811 --> 00:42:28,211 It hurt me deeply, what you did. 1170 00:42:28,246 --> 00:42:31,281 Oh, I'm crying 'cause Sonja Morgan and Kelly Bensimon 1171 00:42:31,316 --> 00:42:33,049 have been so mean to me! 1172 00:42:33,084 --> 00:42:35,318 You have no idea, because when I swing, you'll go down. 1173 00:42:35,353 --> 00:42:36,886 She's gotta go. 1174 00:42:36,922 --> 00:42:39,989 You know what? Sit down and get some receipts, Dorinda. 1175 00:42:40,025 --> 00:42:41,190 Oh, my God! 1176 00:42:41,226 --> 00:42:43,826 One shot, you go for it, then go for it once, 1177 00:42:43,862 --> 00:42:46,996 'cause then, game fucking on.