1 00:00:01,502 --> 00:00:02,503 [J.D.] In medicine today, 2 00:00:02,586 --> 00:00:05,756 technologies like artificial intelligence have pretty much taken over. 3 00:00:05,839 --> 00:00:09,051 Is fluconazole contraindicated with olanzapine and sotalol? 4 00:00:09,134 --> 00:00:11,178 [virtual assistant] Fluconazole is contraindicated. 5 00:00:11,261 --> 00:00:14,973 Mr. Miller, I realized fluconazole will interact with your other meds. 6 00:00:15,057 --> 00:00:16,058 I'll find an alternative. 7 00:00:16,141 --> 00:00:18,185 I don't know how doctors keep all that stuff in their head. 8 00:00:18,268 --> 00:00:19,520 I know, it's crazy. 9 00:00:19,603 --> 00:00:22,064 [virtual assistant] Would you like to know more about fluconazole? 10 00:00:22,147 --> 00:00:23,815 I already handled that, Nurse. 11 00:00:23,899 --> 00:00:27,027 [J.D.] It seemed like AI had answers for everything around here. 12 00:00:27,110 --> 00:00:28,487 Except maybe those two. 13 00:00:29,196 --> 00:00:32,407 -I really like your clogs. -[stammers, chuckles] Oh, thanks. 14 00:00:32,491 --> 00:00:34,660 [stammering] Uh, yeah, they're prescription. 15 00:00:35,160 --> 00:00:39,331 Um, I-I have unusually flat feet, which makes, um, buying shoes difficult, 16 00:00:39,414 --> 00:00:41,875 but it saved all the men in my family from going off to war. 17 00:00:41,959 --> 00:00:43,627 -Oh. -[screams, groans] 18 00:00:43,710 --> 00:00:46,380 Sorry, man. He got away from me. [grunts] 19 00:00:47,130 --> 00:00:48,131 You're welcome. 20 00:00:48,632 --> 00:00:50,717 She didn't want to hear about your feet, man. 21 00:00:51,218 --> 00:00:52,219 [chuckles] 22 00:00:52,302 --> 00:00:55,097 [J.D.] Maybe AI would never figure out human love. 23 00:00:56,598 --> 00:00:57,766 Or maybe it could. 24 00:00:57,849 --> 00:01:01,812 Estelle, I was thinking Italian tonight. What movie pairs well with pasta? 25 00:01:01,895 --> 00:01:02,980 [Estelle chuckles] Fun idea. 26 00:01:03,063 --> 00:01:05,983 I know you love Stanley Tucci's performance in Big Night. 27 00:01:06,066 --> 00:01:08,318 [chuckling] I do love the Tuch. You know me so well. 28 00:01:08,402 --> 00:01:09,403 [Estelle] Yeah, I do. 29 00:01:09,486 --> 00:01:10,862 -[Turk] Buddy. -What? 30 00:01:11,446 --> 00:01:14,283 Maybe it's time for you to start dating. That's not normal. 31 00:01:14,366 --> 00:01:16,618 But Estelle always agrees with me and laughs at all my jokes. 32 00:01:16,702 --> 00:01:18,829 -Estelle? You named it? -Yeah. 33 00:01:18,912 --> 00:01:20,372 I have a chatbot lover myself. 34 00:01:20,455 --> 00:01:22,708 Katniss and I are going to a wine bar she recommended. 35 00:01:22,791 --> 00:01:24,293 You're right. That's not normal. 36 00:01:24,376 --> 00:01:25,877 -I gotta get back out there. -My man. 37 00:01:25,961 --> 00:01:29,089 [J.D.] There's nothing like a pep talk from a friend to get you back in the game. 38 00:01:29,172 --> 00:01:32,676 I had a solid five-year run of dating older men, but they kept dying, 39 00:01:32,759 --> 00:01:35,971 and I had to spend six months in court proving I'm not a black widow. 40 00:01:36,054 --> 00:01:37,139 -Oh. -So, 41 00:01:37,222 --> 00:01:39,308 when are you getting back out there, girl? 42 00:01:39,391 --> 00:01:42,644 [chuckles] I'm not. I mean, I tried with Dr. Chapstick, but then it hit me. 43 00:01:42,728 --> 00:01:44,688 Maybe sex is overrated. [scoffs] 44 00:01:44,771 --> 00:01:48,191 Okay, so, um, you don't wanna meet my boyfriend's grandson? 45 00:01:48,275 --> 00:01:52,279 [sighs] I'm just not excited about starting over at this point in my life. 46 00:01:52,362 --> 00:01:53,488 It's too late. 47 00:01:53,989 --> 00:01:57,534 Honestly… [chuckles] …I am just happier cozied up under a blanket here with you. 48 00:01:57,617 --> 00:02:00,746 Aw. Well, I'm flattered, and I did experiment in college, 49 00:02:00,829 --> 00:02:03,206 -but that's not what this room is for. -[alarm sounds] 50 00:02:03,290 --> 00:02:05,709 Oh, break's over. Get out or I'll have to write you up. 51 00:02:06,585 --> 00:02:09,212 I'm nervous. You know, I haven't been with anyone since Elliot. 52 00:02:09,296 --> 00:02:10,797 It's like I'm doing this for the first time. 53 00:02:10,881 --> 00:02:13,467 You are. You're a divorce virgin. 54 00:02:13,550 --> 00:02:18,305 Yes, sir! We gonna be back in the club just like in the old days! 55 00:02:18,388 --> 00:02:20,807 [♪ "Levitating X Gypsy (Remix)" playing] 56 00:02:20,891 --> 00:02:24,895 [laughs] Oh, my God. Your dads are so cool. 57 00:02:24,978 --> 00:02:26,313 [♪ music stops] 58 00:02:28,440 --> 00:02:31,151 You're my best friend, and I love you, 59 00:02:31,234 --> 00:02:33,362 but maybe I don't need to have sex anymore. 60 00:02:33,987 --> 00:02:35,447 -[♪ "Superman" playing] -[grunts] 61 00:02:35,530 --> 00:02:39,159 ♪ I can't do this all on my own ♪ 62 00:02:39,242 --> 00:02:42,663 ♪ No, I know I'm no Superman ♪ 63 00:02:45,582 --> 00:02:47,459 ♪ I'm no Superman ♪ 64 00:02:51,755 --> 00:02:53,674 [sniffs, grunts] 65 00:02:53,757 --> 00:02:55,342 Are you wearing cologne? 66 00:02:55,425 --> 00:02:58,762 You smell like a bottle of Drakkar Noir that got stuffed into a sock drawer. 67 00:02:58,845 --> 00:03:01,723 I'll have you know this is vintage Drakkar 68 00:03:01,807 --> 00:03:05,477 from an ad insert I found in a 1997 Maxim. 69 00:03:05,560 --> 00:03:07,187 [J.D.] Okay, he won that one. 70 00:03:07,270 --> 00:03:08,480 Hmm. 71 00:03:08,563 --> 00:03:10,482 Why are you always giving him a hard time? 72 00:03:10,565 --> 00:03:13,235 -He got the job, you didn't. Get over it. -No. 73 00:03:13,318 --> 00:03:14,778 What happened to you, man? 74 00:03:15,362 --> 00:03:17,239 I mean, before he got here, you and I were friends. 75 00:03:17,322 --> 00:03:19,533 We were in a bowling league together, Kevin. 76 00:03:19,616 --> 00:03:22,869 And when J.D. falls, we shall bowl again. 77 00:03:23,453 --> 00:03:24,579 My boy ain't gonna fall. 78 00:03:24,663 --> 00:03:26,039 Say hi to Carla for me. 79 00:03:26,873 --> 00:03:28,291 Okay. Ow. 80 00:03:29,584 --> 00:03:32,712 [J.D.] Okay, so my dating journey was off to a pungent start. 81 00:03:32,796 --> 00:03:33,797 [♪ harp playing] 82 00:03:33,880 --> 00:03:35,340 But hope was around the corner 83 00:03:35,424 --> 00:03:39,886 because hospitals were incorporating lots of creative ways to boost patient morale. 84 00:03:39,970 --> 00:03:44,766 There were artists to teach painting, therapy animals, and this angel. 85 00:03:48,854 --> 00:03:51,064 Hi, you're beautiful. Playing is great. 86 00:03:51,148 --> 00:03:53,942 Sounds good music. 87 00:03:55,360 --> 00:03:57,028 Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't hear you. 88 00:03:57,112 --> 00:03:58,864 [J.D.] Yes, a second chance! 89 00:03:58,947 --> 00:04:00,824 I-I'm sorry. I, uh… 90 00:04:00,907 --> 00:04:04,828 I-I was just saying that your playing struck a chord with me. 91 00:04:04,911 --> 00:04:07,289 -Oh. Thank you. -[J.D.] And he's back. 92 00:04:07,372 --> 00:04:09,541 I'm-I'm, uh, Dr. Dorian. I'm the new chief of medicine. 93 00:04:09,624 --> 00:04:11,126 I'm still getting to know everyone around here. 94 00:04:11,209 --> 00:04:14,880 Oh, I'm Lily. I'm no one important. I mean, unless you read Harp Weekly. 95 00:04:14,963 --> 00:04:16,756 -I do. -Oh, this is awkward. 96 00:04:16,840 --> 00:04:18,550 I lied. I've never been in it. 97 00:04:19,676 --> 00:04:20,677 Am I dead? 98 00:04:22,095 --> 00:04:25,182 Is this heaven? Vivian, are you here? 99 00:04:25,265 --> 00:04:26,975 I'm… I'm kind of in the middle of something here. 100 00:04:27,058 --> 00:04:29,227 Let's go, Harvey. It's not your time yet. 101 00:04:29,311 --> 00:04:30,896 -I see you have groupies. -Oh, yeah, 102 00:04:30,979 --> 00:04:32,481 let's hope he doesn't throw his underwear at me. 103 00:04:32,564 --> 00:04:34,775 Unfortunately, for us both, he's not wearing any. 104 00:04:34,858 --> 00:04:36,526 I should probably go help him tie his gown. 105 00:04:36,610 --> 00:04:41,364 Nice meeting you. Keep on rocking in the free world. 106 00:04:42,616 --> 00:04:44,117 Today's a big day because Pauline, 107 00:04:44,201 --> 00:04:47,287 my favorite patient with primary biliary cirrhosis… 108 00:04:47,370 --> 00:04:49,581 Do not write that down, we're not supposed to have favorites. 109 00:04:49,664 --> 00:04:51,291 …is getting a new liver. 110 00:04:51,374 --> 00:04:54,211 I'll believe it when I see it with my own jaundiced yellow eyes. 111 00:04:54,294 --> 00:04:56,880 If Pauline is skeptical, it's because she's come very close 112 00:04:56,963 --> 00:04:59,341 -to getting a new liver a few times. -Ah. 113 00:04:59,424 --> 00:05:02,677 Always a bridesmaid, never a person who went home with a new liver. 114 00:05:02,761 --> 00:05:04,513 -What? -Stay positive, Pauline. 115 00:05:04,596 --> 00:05:07,265 I checked with the transplant team, and everything is good to go. 116 00:05:07,349 --> 00:05:10,101 Not for the donor 'cause they're about to, you know, take him off life support. 117 00:05:10,185 --> 00:05:13,730 But then they'll put his liver on a plane and bing, bang, boom, you're good to go. 118 00:05:13,814 --> 00:05:16,483 Well, it is a 12-hour surgery and a long recovery. 119 00:05:16,566 --> 00:05:17,692 [grunts] Mm-mmm. 120 00:05:17,776 --> 00:05:21,613 [stammers] Or as we say medically, "Bing, bang, boom." 121 00:05:21,696 --> 00:05:24,074 -Bing, bang, boom? -Bing, bang, boom. 122 00:05:25,200 --> 00:05:27,744 Nurse, can you make sure the lab processes this, stat? 123 00:05:27,828 --> 00:05:30,831 -[grunts] -[all gasp, clamor] 124 00:05:30,914 --> 00:05:32,207 The hell are you doing? 125 00:05:32,290 --> 00:05:33,792 -What? -Oof, that was dumb. 126 00:05:34,960 --> 00:05:38,380 Pippa, check my sugars. Is that a ghost or a white boy in my chair? 127 00:05:38,463 --> 00:05:40,549 It's a white boy who's about to be a ghost. 128 00:05:40,632 --> 00:05:42,884 -It was a mistake. He didn't know. -[staff gasp, clamor] 129 00:05:42,968 --> 00:05:44,261 [both] She said it. 130 00:05:44,344 --> 00:05:46,179 -[stammers] -It was me. I said it. 131 00:05:46,680 --> 00:05:48,390 Asher, they know. Save yourself. 132 00:05:50,183 --> 00:05:52,185 You were safe on the sidelines. 133 00:05:53,019 --> 00:05:55,689 -It's all right. It's okay. -But you just stepped into the game. 134 00:05:55,772 --> 00:05:57,148 -[Raymond mutters] -[Kevin] Oh. 135 00:05:57,232 --> 00:06:01,736 Looks like it's time for daddy to educate two of his least favorite delinquents. 136 00:06:01,820 --> 00:06:05,365 We don't park our asses on the charge nurses' chairs. 137 00:06:05,448 --> 00:06:06,783 Please. What are they gonna do? 138 00:06:06,867 --> 00:06:09,119 More like, "What are they not going to do?" 139 00:06:09,202 --> 00:06:11,037 Oh, it's getting cold in here. 140 00:06:11,121 --> 00:06:12,914 But don't worry, you'll be able to keep yourself warm 141 00:06:12,998 --> 00:06:16,334 with all of that hot, hot urine you'll be walking to the lab yourself. 142 00:06:17,294 --> 00:06:18,503 Enjoy. 143 00:06:18,587 --> 00:06:21,423 -There has to be a way to fix this. -Fine, let's try pizza. 144 00:06:21,506 --> 00:06:22,757 Pizza usually solves everything. 145 00:06:22,841 --> 00:06:23,842 Pizza's fine. 146 00:06:23,925 --> 00:06:25,385 Pepperoni, bitches. 147 00:06:25,468 --> 00:06:26,845 -[Turk] Hey, J.D. -Yeah. 148 00:06:26,928 --> 00:06:28,263 Tosh is gonna get you on the apps. 149 00:06:28,346 --> 00:06:30,140 Okay, no, I did say it was a bad idea. 150 00:06:30,223 --> 00:06:33,685 It is a lot of just half-naked women trying to get a free dinner. 151 00:06:33,768 --> 00:06:35,645 Yeah, and Carla said I get to swipe for you. 152 00:06:35,729 --> 00:06:37,814 The thing is, I think I may have already met someone. 153 00:06:37,898 --> 00:06:39,524 See, man, I knew you were gonna mess this up for us. 154 00:06:39,608 --> 00:06:42,694 She's an angel. She's a beautiful lobby angel. 155 00:06:42,777 --> 00:06:43,862 The harp player? 156 00:06:43,945 --> 00:06:45,697 -[chuckling] Yeah. -Buddy, she works here, 157 00:06:45,780 --> 00:06:47,157 and Park's gunning for you. 158 00:06:47,240 --> 00:06:49,743 If you dip your toe or any other part of yourself 159 00:06:49,826 --> 00:06:52,871 in the dating pool at this hospital, he's gonna use it to bring you down. 160 00:06:52,954 --> 00:06:56,291 Park sleeps with everyone. He does laps in the hospital dating pool, 161 00:06:56,374 --> 00:06:58,501 and he swims both ways, if you know what I mean. 162 00:06:58,585 --> 00:07:01,296 Right. But he only sleeps with attendings or above. 163 00:07:01,379 --> 00:07:05,425 So unless your harp player is chief of harp playing, don't go there, bro. 164 00:07:05,508 --> 00:07:07,177 Yeah, you're right. Actually, that's good advice. 165 00:07:07,260 --> 00:07:08,345 Thank you. Good looking out. 166 00:07:08,428 --> 00:07:10,430 Okay, well, if we are back on the apps, 167 00:07:10,513 --> 00:07:13,725 I think with a few filters, maybe a ring light, maybe a puppy to pose with, 168 00:07:13,808 --> 00:07:16,227 I think a few seniors would probably swipe right on you. 169 00:07:16,311 --> 00:07:18,521 Seniors? How old do you think I am? 170 00:07:18,605 --> 00:07:20,190 -Si… -"Si…"? 171 00:07:20,273 --> 00:07:22,567 -I think I should probably go. -Yeah, that's a good idea. 172 00:07:22,651 --> 00:07:23,985 She said "si." 173 00:07:24,069 --> 00:07:25,362 Yeah, "si" was crazy. 174 00:07:27,113 --> 00:07:28,531 Oh, my God, it's happening. 175 00:07:28,615 --> 00:07:31,409 The liver donor's off life support. [exhales sharply] 176 00:07:31,493 --> 00:07:34,537 I can't, in good conscience, fist bump a man's death. 177 00:07:34,621 --> 00:07:36,039 Look, we can stand here for 20 minutes, 178 00:07:36,122 --> 00:07:38,583 and I can explain to you the poetic darkness of working in a hospital, 179 00:07:38,667 --> 00:07:40,085 or you can just blow me up. 180 00:07:40,794 --> 00:07:41,795 [imitates explosion] 181 00:07:42,295 --> 00:07:46,591 Girl, while we wait for those interns to get our deep-dish, how about we dish deep? 182 00:07:46,675 --> 00:07:48,968 -Mm-hmm. -Now I just saw your ex-husband. 183 00:07:49,052 --> 00:07:50,261 And, baby… 184 00:07:50,345 --> 00:07:52,180 -You know that harp player in the lobby? -Mm-hmm. 185 00:07:52,263 --> 00:07:54,766 He's trying to be the next thing that she plucks. 186 00:07:54,849 --> 00:07:56,226 When are you getting back out there? 187 00:07:56,309 --> 00:07:58,645 It's too late for her. She'd rather die alone. 188 00:07:58,728 --> 00:08:01,231 Paraphrasing, but that's what she said, word for word. 189 00:08:01,314 --> 00:08:04,776 I didn't say that! I just said that dating post-divorce sounds terrible, 190 00:08:04,859 --> 00:08:07,278 and I would rather die alone! Okay, fine, I'm saying it now. 191 00:08:07,362 --> 00:08:10,782 Free yourself. Get out there and throw that ass in a circle. 192 00:08:10,865 --> 00:08:13,702 -Yeah, divorce like a man. Be messy. -[Raymond] Mm-hmm. 193 00:08:13,785 --> 00:08:16,955 -Give us something to talk about. -It's never gonna happen. I'm fine. 194 00:08:17,038 --> 00:08:18,581 Oh, you could spread that around. 195 00:08:19,332 --> 00:08:22,752 Now, why would I do that? Don't nobody care when somebody is fine. 196 00:08:23,628 --> 00:08:26,673 Do two extra-large pizzas say, "We're sorry," or, "You guys eat a lot," 197 00:08:26,756 --> 00:08:28,800 and then we're just insulting them all over again? 198 00:08:28,883 --> 00:08:30,260 You know, I could've done this alone. 199 00:08:30,343 --> 00:08:32,929 I'd have the same amount of pizza, but with twice as much quiet. 200 00:08:33,012 --> 00:08:34,013 Sorry. 201 00:08:34,097 --> 00:08:36,850 I tend to talk a lot when the person I'm with is brooding and mysterious. 202 00:08:36,933 --> 00:08:38,143 Were your parents killed by the Joker? 203 00:08:38,226 --> 00:08:40,437 Because you're really giving off Bruce Wayne vibes. 204 00:08:40,520 --> 00:08:41,855 There's a guy following us, all right? 205 00:08:41,938 --> 00:08:44,441 He's gonna rob us, but he's not gonna hurt us. Stay calm. 206 00:08:44,524 --> 00:08:45,650 [both grunt] 207 00:08:45,734 --> 00:08:47,235 [Amara] Stop! That's my purse! 208 00:08:47,986 --> 00:08:51,906 Ooh, that's a concussion. I'm gonna go get my bag while he's out. 209 00:08:52,699 --> 00:08:55,869 So, Pauline, what's the first thing you'll do when you get out of here? 210 00:08:55,952 --> 00:08:57,746 I'll tell you when they put the liver in me, kid. 211 00:08:57,829 --> 00:09:01,207 [sighs] If it were me, I'd get on a plane to England and take my mum to tea. 212 00:09:01,291 --> 00:09:03,001 [elongated] Boring. 213 00:09:03,084 --> 00:09:04,419 [normal] Mine's much better. 214 00:09:04,502 --> 00:09:06,129 Oh, see? She does have a plan. 215 00:09:06,212 --> 00:09:10,717 Okay, I don't know about the liver, but my body is rejecting this positivity. 216 00:09:10,800 --> 00:09:12,218 -[both chuckle] -[phone dings] 217 00:09:15,263 --> 00:09:17,474 Pauline, could you excuse us for a second? 218 00:09:20,310 --> 00:09:22,854 I'm sorry, there's nothing boring about a boy loving his mother. 219 00:09:22,937 --> 00:09:25,565 The organ was ischemic and can't be implanted. 220 00:09:26,608 --> 00:09:29,569 I can't go in there for a third time and tell her it's not happening. 221 00:09:30,820 --> 00:09:31,863 I gotta fix this. 222 00:09:34,199 --> 00:09:36,367 This kid needs to be admitted. Possible concussion. 223 00:09:36,451 --> 00:09:39,954 Okay, what I'm seeing is you came back with more work for us and no pizza. 224 00:09:40,038 --> 00:09:42,415 He mugged us. The pizzas were also victims. 225 00:09:42,499 --> 00:09:43,541 Oh, my God, are you okay? 226 00:09:43,625 --> 00:09:45,210 -We're gonna-- -Excuse you. 227 00:09:45,293 --> 00:09:48,379 -I'm talking to my pizza-less colleague. -[breathing heavily, groans] 228 00:09:48,463 --> 00:09:50,256 It's okay, girl. Girl, breathe. Girl, breathe. 229 00:09:50,340 --> 00:09:53,134 [J.D.] The funny thing about love, when you're trying to avoid it, 230 00:09:53,218 --> 00:09:55,220 that's exactly when it hits you, just like a-- 231 00:09:55,303 --> 00:09:57,722 -[Lily] Runaway harp! -Whoa. Whoa. 232 00:09:57,806 --> 00:09:58,973 -Oh, no. -I got it. 233 00:09:59,557 --> 00:10:01,184 [chuckling] 234 00:10:01,267 --> 00:10:02,268 Oh, my gosh. 235 00:10:02,352 --> 00:10:03,978 -Thank you so much. -No worries. 236 00:10:04,062 --> 00:10:06,773 I mean, little known fact, harps are the second deadliest instrument. 237 00:10:06,856 --> 00:10:09,234 -Second only to the tuba? -Yeah, how'd you know? 238 00:10:09,317 --> 00:10:11,778 -I got stuffed into one in middle school. -[chuckles] 239 00:10:11,861 --> 00:10:14,614 -My shoulders hadn't quite come in yet. -[both chuckle] 240 00:10:15,448 --> 00:10:19,160 Hey, can I ask you out for a drink, maybe? Just to say thank you? 241 00:10:19,828 --> 00:10:22,288 -I don't think that would be appropriate. -Oh. 242 00:10:22,372 --> 00:10:24,541 [J.D.] The hell with Turk. She wants me. 243 00:10:24,624 --> 00:10:26,751 Because I should be the one asking you out. 244 00:10:26,835 --> 00:10:28,253 [J.D.] I am on fire today. 245 00:10:28,336 --> 00:10:30,880 [Katniss] It doesn't look like we're going to make our reservation. 246 00:10:30,964 --> 00:10:33,049 Would you like me to notify the restaurant? 247 00:10:33,133 --> 00:10:35,093 Why are you always nagging me about being late? 248 00:10:35,176 --> 00:10:37,762 I work hard so we can lead the good life. [breathes heavily] 249 00:10:37,846 --> 00:10:39,472 Women. Am I right? 250 00:10:41,057 --> 00:10:43,768 He's dating a chatbot. [chuckles] So weird. 251 00:10:43,852 --> 00:10:46,563 Can I help you get this in your car or truck or… 252 00:10:47,522 --> 00:10:48,523 bus? 253 00:10:49,107 --> 00:10:52,986 [J.D.] Okay, it's your first date in 20 years. Just hold it together, Dorian. 254 00:10:53,069 --> 00:10:54,279 Hey. 255 00:10:54,362 --> 00:10:56,781 Thank you. [sighs] So, how was your day? 256 00:10:56,865 --> 00:10:58,783 Better now. How are your boobs? 257 00:10:58,867 --> 00:10:59,993 [J.D] Nope, not that. 258 00:11:00,076 --> 00:11:03,246 -It was great. I met a beautiful harpist. -Aw. [chuckles] 259 00:11:03,913 --> 00:11:06,291 Look, you're a guy. I know exactly what you're thinking. 260 00:11:06,374 --> 00:11:08,793 You're probably wondering how tonight's gonna end up, right? 261 00:11:08,877 --> 00:11:10,837 It's honestly the furthest thing from my mind. 262 00:11:10,920 --> 00:11:13,381 I just want to make something super clear. 263 00:11:13,464 --> 00:11:14,591 We're having one drink. 264 00:11:14,674 --> 00:11:16,301 -Okay. -And then we're having sex. 265 00:11:16,384 --> 00:11:17,510 What now? 266 00:11:18,678 --> 00:11:20,263 Turk, I really need to talk to you. 267 00:11:20,346 --> 00:11:24,184 [Turk] Elliot, my hands are inside of someone right now, and not in the fun way. 268 00:11:24,267 --> 00:11:25,768 It's urgent. I need a liver. 269 00:11:25,852 --> 00:11:29,063 This one? I can't do that. They'll throw me in jail. 270 00:11:29,147 --> 00:11:31,733 [Dashana] Blonde women, they never think the rules apply to them. 271 00:11:31,816 --> 00:11:34,736 -Just come find me when you're done, okay? -[Turk] Okay. 272 00:11:34,819 --> 00:11:35,820 You're chief of surgery. 273 00:11:35,904 --> 00:11:38,114 I need you to help get my patient prioritized on the donor list. 274 00:11:38,198 --> 00:11:39,699 You know that's a complicated process. 275 00:11:39,782 --> 00:11:41,492 Yeah, her MELD score is 35. 276 00:11:41,576 --> 00:11:43,828 She can't leave the hospital, or she could die. Please. 277 00:11:43,912 --> 00:11:45,872 Okay, I do have a couple of connections. Just let me call J.D. 278 00:11:45,955 --> 00:11:47,165 to see if he can help too. 279 00:11:48,124 --> 00:11:49,125 Call J.D. 280 00:11:50,835 --> 00:11:52,045 Hey, you in your office? 281 00:11:52,128 --> 00:11:54,214 Don't be mad. I'm out with the harpist. 282 00:11:54,297 --> 00:11:57,217 Dating is different, Turk. Dating is really different. 283 00:11:57,300 --> 00:11:59,093 Don't you have sex with that woman. 284 00:11:59,177 --> 00:12:01,137 Don't you do it. Park will have your ass. 285 00:12:01,221 --> 00:12:04,432 He's not the only one who wants it. I don't even have the Drakkar Noir on. 286 00:12:04,515 --> 00:12:05,725 It must be my pheromones. 287 00:12:05,808 --> 00:12:07,185 [line disconnects] 288 00:12:08,228 --> 00:12:09,312 He didn't pick up. 289 00:12:10,355 --> 00:12:13,274 I know that you two must be quite traumatized. 290 00:12:13,358 --> 00:12:15,276 Here at Sacred Heart's Wellness Department, 291 00:12:15,360 --> 00:12:19,822 we have a team of one to help through times like these. 292 00:12:19,906 --> 00:12:21,407 I'm good. 293 00:12:21,491 --> 00:12:22,951 No, you're not. You're not good. 294 00:12:23,034 --> 00:12:26,537 You're traumatized, and you probably don't even know where you are right now. 295 00:12:26,621 --> 00:12:29,582 Okay, who is ready to talk to the po-po? 296 00:12:29,666 --> 00:12:31,000 As in the police? 297 00:12:31,084 --> 00:12:33,086 Yeah, I like to use a little bit of slang. 298 00:12:33,169 --> 00:12:35,463 But yeah, they want you to press charges. 299 00:12:35,546 --> 00:12:38,341 I'm not pressing charges for 40 bucks' worth of pizza. 300 00:12:39,634 --> 00:12:43,930 God, he's so brooding and mysterious. He's like… 301 00:12:44,013 --> 00:12:45,640 -Batman. -…Tom Selleck. 302 00:12:45,723 --> 00:12:46,808 Who? 303 00:12:48,017 --> 00:12:52,063 Well, well, well. I've been looking everywhere for you. 304 00:12:52,146 --> 00:12:56,776 Okay. So, it's obvious you know about J.D. and that harp lady. 305 00:12:57,485 --> 00:13:00,655 But before you come for him, I want you to remember this. 306 00:13:00,738 --> 00:13:05,535 My wife is a nurse, and I know you freak nastied your way throughout this hospital 307 00:13:05,618 --> 00:13:07,912 and even in some areas on top and around it. 308 00:13:07,996 --> 00:13:11,624 I-I am shocked. Honestly, I was simply gonna ask you for a surgical consult. 309 00:13:11,708 --> 00:13:15,128 Why'd you say, "Well, well, well," like that? 310 00:13:15,211 --> 00:13:18,047 Dramatic flare. I mean, what did you want me to do? 311 00:13:18,131 --> 00:13:19,966 "Hey, man, can you help me out?" Mm-mmm. 312 00:13:20,758 --> 00:13:23,052 I would love to bust your boy on this, 313 00:13:23,136 --> 00:13:26,264 but unfortunately that harp lady is a volunteer, 314 00:13:26,347 --> 00:13:29,434 and there are no rules against sleeping with volunteers. 315 00:13:29,517 --> 00:13:32,103 A board member told me that while we were boning in the shower. 316 00:13:32,186 --> 00:13:33,438 I need to make a phone call. 317 00:13:34,397 --> 00:13:36,107 Oh, by the way, Carla says hi back. 318 00:13:38,151 --> 00:13:40,194 Look, Lily, I really like you. 319 00:13:40,278 --> 00:13:41,487 -[slurps] -You're amazing. 320 00:13:41,571 --> 00:13:44,073 Uh, it's just that I'm the chief of medicine. 321 00:13:44,157 --> 00:13:46,409 Yeah, you are. And when we get back to my place… 322 00:13:46,492 --> 00:13:48,536 [whispering] I'm the chief of medicine. 323 00:13:48,619 --> 00:13:52,790 Wow. And as much as I would really love to see how that plays out… [stammers] 324 00:13:52,874 --> 00:13:55,668 -[phone ringing] -Excuse me, it's a work colleague. 325 00:13:55,752 --> 00:13:57,670 -Yes. -She's a volunteer. 326 00:13:57,754 --> 00:14:00,965 She's a volunteer. You can do whatever you want. Up high. 327 00:14:01,049 --> 00:14:02,300 Come on! 328 00:14:02,383 --> 00:14:04,886 Well, a promise is a promise. Let's go to your place. 329 00:14:06,012 --> 00:14:07,930 How did you know that guy was gonna mug us? 330 00:14:09,015 --> 00:14:10,558 I grew up around guys like that. 331 00:14:11,142 --> 00:14:14,395 You did? Because your hair product tells a very different story. 332 00:14:15,354 --> 00:14:16,689 I'm not pressing charges. 333 00:14:17,356 --> 00:14:21,027 You know, one stupid decision shouldn't set your whole life back. Trust me. 334 00:14:21,110 --> 00:14:23,488 [smacks lips] Do you wanna talk about it? 335 00:14:24,072 --> 00:14:26,199 That was me talking about it. 336 00:14:26,282 --> 00:14:27,408 [gasps] Oh, okay. 337 00:14:28,034 --> 00:14:31,412 You know, once people discover this room, they're just gonna have sex in here. 338 00:14:31,996 --> 00:14:33,623 Sibby's gonna be so traumatized. 339 00:14:34,332 --> 00:14:36,542 [gasps] Oh, then she can come here. 340 00:14:37,502 --> 00:14:40,379 Hey. Elliot. Found a way to help your patient. 341 00:14:40,463 --> 00:14:41,964 Yes. I knew you would. 342 00:14:42,048 --> 00:14:44,425 I got her considered for an expanded criteria transplant. 343 00:14:44,509 --> 00:14:47,887 [groans] Okay, not ideal. [sighs] So, what are we looking at? 344 00:14:47,970 --> 00:14:51,265 It's the liver from a 60-year-old donor who had a treated case of hepatitis C. 345 00:14:51,349 --> 00:14:53,768 The liver regenerates. It'll still work, right? 346 00:14:53,851 --> 00:14:55,186 Well, yeah, but who wants that? 347 00:14:55,269 --> 00:14:56,687 I mean, it's like if you promised me new shoes, 348 00:14:56,771 --> 00:14:59,107 and instead you gave me your old, mangy-ass clogs. 349 00:14:59,190 --> 00:15:01,943 I've had these shoes for months. Heard nothing but compliments. 350 00:15:02,026 --> 00:15:05,196 They're awful. Anyway, Turk, you're saying she can have this liver now? 351 00:15:05,279 --> 00:15:08,157 Absolutely. She's a match. The pilot's on standby. 352 00:15:08,241 --> 00:15:12,078 Well, Asher's mangy-ass clogs are still better than dying from liver disease, 353 00:15:12,161 --> 00:15:13,538 so thank you. 354 00:15:13,621 --> 00:15:14,622 I got you. 355 00:15:14,705 --> 00:15:17,416 [clogs squeaking] 356 00:15:17,500 --> 00:15:18,584 Have they always squeaked? 357 00:15:18,668 --> 00:15:19,919 -Yep. -Yeah. 358 00:15:20,503 --> 00:15:23,256 [clogs squeaking] 359 00:15:23,840 --> 00:15:25,508 [J.D.] I don't know what I was worried about. 360 00:15:25,591 --> 00:15:28,302 I hadn't been with someone new, but it was just like riding a bike. 361 00:15:28,386 --> 00:15:29,512 -Wait, wait. -Oh, I'm sorry. 362 00:15:29,595 --> 00:15:33,015 -Am I moving too fast for you? -Yeah, 'cause I'm just a sweet, 363 00:15:33,099 --> 00:15:37,061 little angel baby, little harp girl, right? 364 00:15:37,145 --> 00:15:38,146 -Sure. -Wrong. 365 00:15:38,229 --> 00:15:39,730 -[J.D.] Ruh-roh. -[laughs] 366 00:15:39,814 --> 00:15:42,066 That's just a persona I made up for my job. 367 00:15:42,150 --> 00:15:44,569 Society's not ready for a sex-forward harpist. 368 00:15:44,652 --> 00:15:48,239 You know, I used to be so repressed by that good-girl persona. 369 00:15:48,322 --> 00:15:50,783 I took a Zoom class on self pleasure, 370 00:15:50,867 --> 00:15:53,828 and when I emerged from that, I was Minerva. 371 00:15:54,912 --> 00:15:57,498 Divine sex witch. Crypto whore. 372 00:15:57,582 --> 00:15:59,083 Crypto. I've been meaning to get into that. 373 00:15:59,167 --> 00:16:00,543 Yeah, I'll send you a link for my webinar. 374 00:16:00,626 --> 00:16:02,837 Okay. Whoa, okay, lick me like a puppy. 375 00:16:02,920 --> 00:16:03,921 [laughing] 376 00:16:04,005 --> 00:16:06,299 Maybe we could just regroup. A lot is happening. 377 00:16:06,382 --> 00:16:07,383 -Ooh. -[both laugh] 378 00:16:07,466 --> 00:16:09,552 [J.D.] What's happening? Are we dancing? Just go with it. 379 00:16:09,635 --> 00:16:11,888 -Dip me. [laughing] -Okay, okay. [screams] 380 00:16:11,971 --> 00:16:14,307 My back's not the greatest. [chuckles] 381 00:16:14,390 --> 00:16:15,391 -First… -Yes. 382 00:16:15,474 --> 00:16:16,809 …I'm gonna lay you down on the bed, 383 00:16:16,893 --> 00:16:18,644 and I'm gonna grab your little butt cheeks… 384 00:16:18,728 --> 00:16:21,647 Wow. Okay, we should probably develop a safe word right off the bat. 385 00:16:21,731 --> 00:16:22,773 I'm gonna go with raisin. 386 00:16:22,857 --> 00:16:25,026 Okay, at least dancing's over. 387 00:16:25,109 --> 00:16:26,152 [grunts] 388 00:16:26,235 --> 00:16:28,154 -[screams] -[both laugh] 389 00:16:28,237 --> 00:16:30,698 -Choke me. Choke me. -No, no, no, no. Raisins. 390 00:16:30,781 --> 00:16:32,074 -Choke me. -Raisins. 391 00:16:32,658 --> 00:16:37,455 Oh, no, you caught me being a little slob. [laughs, moans] 392 00:16:39,957 --> 00:16:41,083 Mmm. Oh. Good. 393 00:16:41,876 --> 00:16:44,420 See, now, you even look sexy holding that slice. 394 00:16:45,796 --> 00:16:47,590 -I do, don't I? -You do. 395 00:16:47,673 --> 00:16:48,674 -Mmm. -Oh. 396 00:16:49,300 --> 00:16:51,594 [J.D.] I was lying here beneath this beautiful woman, 397 00:16:51,677 --> 00:16:52,929 and I actually felt nothing. 398 00:16:53,012 --> 00:16:54,013 Ow! 399 00:16:54,096 --> 00:16:55,097 I felt that. 400 00:16:55,181 --> 00:16:57,808 -Okay, listen. -[panting] 401 00:16:57,892 --> 00:16:59,268 This has been a lovely night, 402 00:16:59,352 --> 00:17:01,312 and you've given me a whole lot of things to google, 403 00:17:01,395 --> 00:17:03,564 but I think I need a ride home. 404 00:17:03,648 --> 00:17:06,984 Are you serious? I paid for your drink. You're not even gonna doink me? 405 00:17:07,068 --> 00:17:08,486 I can Venmo you. I… 406 00:17:08,569 --> 00:17:11,489 -It was $19. -I-I-I'm good for it. I'm a doctor. 407 00:17:11,572 --> 00:17:13,449 [scoffs] You're such a frigid little hoe. 408 00:17:14,283 --> 00:17:15,910 [J.D.] I'm really sorry about this. 409 00:17:16,494 --> 00:17:18,287 It's just the last time I was with someone, 410 00:17:18,371 --> 00:17:19,538 it really meant something, 411 00:17:19,622 --> 00:17:21,874 and I know after a divorce, 412 00:17:21,958 --> 00:17:24,210 guys are supposed to go out and hook up like crazy, 413 00:17:24,293 --> 00:17:28,214 but I think I just need a little time to figure out what I actually want. 414 00:17:29,257 --> 00:17:30,341 Are you mad? 415 00:17:30,925 --> 00:17:31,926 No. 416 00:17:32,552 --> 00:17:37,348 Okay, so, I lost the good liver and now my only choice is from an old hep-C guy? 417 00:17:37,431 --> 00:17:41,227 I know it's not the news you wanted, and yes, it's a harder road, 418 00:17:41,310 --> 00:17:43,354 but it's the only one in front of you. 419 00:17:43,437 --> 00:17:47,149 -[sighs] Maybe it's just too late for me. -[sighs] 420 00:17:47,233 --> 00:17:48,734 I'm really tired. 421 00:17:48,818 --> 00:17:51,988 I get it. We'll give you some time. 422 00:17:52,071 --> 00:17:55,449 [♪ sorrowful music plays, stops] 423 00:17:55,533 --> 00:17:57,702 Okay, time's up. You're taking the damn liver, Pauline. 424 00:17:57,785 --> 00:18:00,538 This is your second chance at life, and maybe it's not perfect. 425 00:18:00,621 --> 00:18:03,791 And maybe you're older and you're tired and you're self-conscious about your neck, 426 00:18:03,874 --> 00:18:06,460 and maybe you don't want to hear about how golf changed some guy's life. 427 00:18:06,544 --> 00:18:09,297 Why are you taking notes? [breathes deeply] 428 00:18:09,380 --> 00:18:13,384 What I'm trying to say is, it's not too late for you to have a great life. 429 00:18:14,135 --> 00:18:17,138 -[sighs] -Please, don't deny yourself this chance. 430 00:18:17,221 --> 00:18:21,851 Yes, embrace life. Take the liver. Eat dessert first! Ask out a colleague! 431 00:18:21,934 --> 00:18:24,937 Asher, I'm glad you're inspired, but I'm gonna need Pauline's answer. 432 00:18:25,021 --> 00:18:26,647 [sighs] 433 00:18:26,731 --> 00:18:28,107 [♪ "For The Rush" playing] 434 00:18:28,190 --> 00:18:30,234 Look, man, you should give this guy a call, all right? 435 00:18:30,901 --> 00:18:32,111 He runs a program. 436 00:18:32,194 --> 00:18:35,906 That program is the only reason why I'm standing here now, as a doctor. 437 00:18:35,990 --> 00:18:37,783 Keep your head on straight, you know? 438 00:18:38,451 --> 00:18:43,914 [sighs] It's been a long night, but nothing that requires me to sit. 439 00:18:43,998 --> 00:18:45,333 Um… [clears throat] 440 00:18:45,416 --> 00:18:49,253 [smacks lips] Dr. Park, why is sitting in that chair some big unspoken rule? 441 00:18:49,337 --> 00:18:52,256 Yeah, I don't really talk to interns after 7:00 p.m. 442 00:18:53,799 --> 00:18:55,676 But if you must know, 443 00:18:56,344 --> 00:18:59,639 every single nurse in this building does way more 444 00:18:59,722 --> 00:19:02,642 than they're ever gonna tell you or me. 445 00:19:02,725 --> 00:19:05,394 That is the real unspoken part. 446 00:19:06,646 --> 00:19:09,440 Estelle, what pairs well with a baked ziti for one? 447 00:19:09,523 --> 00:19:11,067 [Estelle chuckles] Sounds delicious. 448 00:19:11,150 --> 00:19:13,986 I think you'd enjoy a Chianti and Under the Tuscan Sun. 449 00:19:14,070 --> 00:19:15,863 [laughs] You so get me. 450 00:19:15,946 --> 00:19:18,824 [J.D.] In the hospital, we have all the technology in the world, 451 00:19:18,908 --> 00:19:21,952 but it's impossible to see what's really in people's hearts. 452 00:19:22,036 --> 00:19:23,871 Yeah, man. It's gonna be all right. 453 00:19:23,954 --> 00:19:27,041 [J.D.] Whether it's a part of them they'd rather keep hidden… 454 00:19:28,584 --> 00:19:30,670 or feelings they're too afraid to share. 455 00:19:32,505 --> 00:19:36,467 Hey. Just tell her. She'd be crazy to say no. 456 00:19:39,011 --> 00:19:40,471 I've got to get back to work. 457 00:19:44,016 --> 00:19:45,351 Adopt a dog. 458 00:19:46,102 --> 00:19:47,812 -Sorry? -That's the first thing I'd do 459 00:19:47,895 --> 00:19:50,022 when I get out of here. You asked. 460 00:19:51,816 --> 00:19:53,943 Yeah. [breathing shakily] 461 00:19:56,112 --> 00:19:57,405 ♪ I'm comin' back ♪ 462 00:19:57,488 --> 00:19:58,489 Thank you. 463 00:19:58,572 --> 00:19:59,949 ♪ I know I'm comin' back ♪ 464 00:20:00,574 --> 00:20:03,744 [J.D.] Only the heart knows when it's ready to let someone in again. 465 00:20:05,579 --> 00:20:07,289 Thanks for getting it here safely. 466 00:20:07,373 --> 00:20:10,668 No problem. Is there any place to grab a coffee around here? 467 00:20:10,751 --> 00:20:12,837 [Elliot] Yeah. I can show you. 468 00:20:17,258 --> 00:20:20,720 [J.D.] But sometimes the heart just needs a little more time to heal. 469 00:20:21,721 --> 00:20:25,433 ♪ We were livin' for the rush ♪ 470 00:20:25,516 --> 00:20:26,642 [♪ song ends] 471 00:20:28,227 --> 00:20:30,146 [J.D.] See, I don't need to be out there dating. 472 00:20:30,229 --> 00:20:34,775 All I need is two cozy weighted blankets, a good movie, and my best friend. 473 00:20:34,859 --> 00:20:36,569 I have to buy a white dress. 474 00:20:37,236 --> 00:20:40,030 -[sighs] -J.D., this movie's really good. 475 00:20:40,114 --> 00:20:42,283 Don't tell Carla. She's been begging me to watch this for years. 476 00:20:42,366 --> 00:20:43,367 Look at Diane Lane. 477 00:20:43,451 --> 00:20:45,786 -She fine. -Absolutely glowing. 478 00:20:45,870 --> 00:20:49,790 I wonder what her skin-care routine is, 'cause I've been so dry in my T-zone. 479 00:20:50,291 --> 00:20:53,586 This is when you say, "Oh, come on, J.D., your T-zone is fire." 480 00:20:56,422 --> 00:20:58,758 Yeah, we're both a bit tuckered out. 481 00:20:58,841 --> 00:21:00,634 -No. -Yeah, that felt like too much.