1 00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:07,791 [mellow music playing] 2 00:00:09,958 --> 00:00:12,833 [clucking] 3 00:00:18,500 --> 00:00:23,583 As pessimistic as one can get these days, the garden's our hope. 4 00:00:23,666 --> 00:00:25,333 The earth is our hope. 5 00:00:25,416 --> 00:00:26,500 Nature is our hope. 6 00:00:27,125 --> 00:00:29,916 I just think if people had all this knowledge, 7 00:00:30,000 --> 00:00:34,333 if people continue to gravitate towards learning about sustainability, 8 00:00:34,416 --> 00:00:40,000 I think we can see a turn, but everybody's gotta pitch in. 9 00:00:40,083 --> 00:00:41,666 I… Humans will survive. 10 00:00:41,750 --> 00:00:44,250 There'll be mass population decline, 11 00:00:44,333 --> 00:00:47,375 and then there'll be a small group of people 12 00:00:47,458 --> 00:00:49,791 that will be able to continue on, 13 00:00:49,875 --> 00:00:52,166 and their lineage will be able to continue on. 14 00:00:52,791 --> 00:00:54,833 Uh, but a lot of us, uh… 15 00:00:56,833 --> 00:00:58,041 are gonna die. 16 00:01:01,041 --> 00:01:02,583 We'll just add a laugh track. 17 00:01:03,083 --> 00:01:04,291 [crew laughs] 18 00:01:05,125 --> 00:01:08,750 ♪ Call out the instigators ♪ 19 00:01:09,541 --> 00:01:13,875 ♪ Because there's something in the air ♪ 20 00:01:14,916 --> 00:01:19,250 ♪ We've got to get together Sooner or later ♪ 21 00:01:20,375 --> 00:01:24,416 ♪ Because the revolution's here ♪ 22 00:01:24,500 --> 00:01:27,333 ♪ And you know it's right ♪ 23 00:01:33,291 --> 00:01:39,416 ♪ We have got to get it together now ♪ 24 00:01:39,500 --> 00:01:40,916 [song fades out] 25 00:01:41,000 --> 00:01:42,708 [mellow music playing] 26 00:01:44,250 --> 00:01:46,833 [Zach] There's a lot of scraps. 27 00:01:46,916 --> 00:01:50,541 A lot of scraps in the world. 28 00:01:50,625 --> 00:01:53,000 What do we do with all these scraps? 29 00:01:53,833 --> 00:01:56,083 Well, you pile 'em up, 30 00:01:56,166 --> 00:01:57,958 and then you plant something in those scraps. 31 00:01:58,666 --> 00:02:01,916 So today, let's talk about compost. 32 00:02:02,625 --> 00:02:04,000 Whaa! 33 00:02:05,125 --> 00:02:07,208 [mellow music playing] 34 00:02:10,541 --> 00:02:12,666 Welcome to our garden. 35 00:02:12,750 --> 00:02:14,291 Thank you, Isla. It's nice to be here. 36 00:02:19,583 --> 00:02:21,416 What's your favorite thing about composting? 37 00:02:21,500 --> 00:02:26,166 That we get to use all the dead stuff and mush it up. [giggles] 38 00:02:26,250 --> 00:02:29,875 And turn it into something that we can use… 39 00:02:29,958 --> 00:02:31,500 -Yes. -…to plant other things. 40 00:02:31,583 --> 00:02:33,750 -Yes. -That's the miracle of it, right? 41 00:02:33,833 --> 00:02:35,458 -Yes. -You want a piece of gum? 42 00:02:35,541 --> 00:02:37,375 -Okay. -No, no, no, wait. I can't. 43 00:02:37,458 --> 00:02:40,083 -Okay. -Wait, are you allowed to at school? 44 00:02:40,166 --> 00:02:41,583 I don't know. 45 00:02:41,666 --> 00:02:43,541 Show me around, Ewan. What's in here? 46 00:02:43,625 --> 00:02:45,916 [Ewan] We've got some edible flowers. 47 00:02:46,000 --> 00:02:48,416 -They're really spicy. -Oh my gosh! These are edible flowers? 48 00:02:48,500 --> 00:02:51,750 Yeah. They don't taste that good to me. 49 00:02:51,833 --> 00:02:53,583 -They're not my favorite. -[gasping] 50 00:02:57,125 --> 00:02:57,958 Aw! 51 00:02:58,041 --> 00:02:59,166 What is it? 52 00:02:59,750 --> 00:03:01,958 It kinda tastes like a tree. 53 00:03:02,041 --> 00:03:04,041 How do you know what a tree tastes like? [giggles] 54 00:03:04,125 --> 00:03:05,791 You've never eaten a tree? 55 00:03:05,875 --> 00:03:07,583 -No. -Okay, let's go this way. 56 00:03:07,666 --> 00:03:09,333 -Show me more this way. -Okay. 57 00:03:09,416 --> 00:03:13,916 -What do you like about gardening? -I like to dig up stuff. 58 00:03:14,000 --> 00:03:17,666 I like seeing how they grow. 59 00:03:17,750 --> 00:03:19,250 What is your favorite vegetable? 60 00:03:19,333 --> 00:03:20,500 Probably some carrots. 61 00:03:20,583 --> 00:03:21,833 Mmm. Cucumber. 62 00:03:21,916 --> 00:03:22,875 I like broccoli. 63 00:03:22,958 --> 00:03:24,708 You do like broccoli! 64 00:03:24,791 --> 00:03:26,375 It's my favorite. 65 00:03:26,458 --> 00:03:28,208 -What's your favorite fruit? -Kale. 66 00:03:29,041 --> 00:03:30,708 -Kale's not a fruit. -Oh, wait. 67 00:03:30,791 --> 00:03:32,041 Your favorite fruit is…? 68 00:03:32,125 --> 00:03:33,125 Mango. 69 00:03:33,208 --> 00:03:35,791 -I love a good mango. -Yeah. 70 00:03:35,875 --> 00:03:37,416 -I like your hairstyle. -Yeah? 71 00:03:37,500 --> 00:03:41,166 You and I have good, kind of rebellious hairstyles, you and I. 72 00:03:41,250 --> 00:03:42,125 -Don't you think? -Yeah. 73 00:03:42,208 --> 00:03:44,666 What kind of music do you listen to? Nickelbacks? 74 00:03:44,750 --> 00:03:47,875 -No. -Nobody. Can't find one person. 75 00:03:48,541 --> 00:03:50,583 [Ewan] These are ghost peppers. 76 00:03:50,666 --> 00:03:52,375 -[Zach] Are they haunted? -[Ewan] No. 77 00:03:52,458 --> 00:03:54,250 [Zach] Then why do they call 'em ghost peppers? 78 00:03:54,333 --> 00:03:56,958 [Ewan] Because they're really hot. 79 00:03:57,041 --> 00:03:59,416 But most ghosts aren't known for being hot. 80 00:03:59,916 --> 00:04:04,250 If you could be anything in the world that you wanted to be, what would you be? 81 00:04:04,333 --> 00:04:05,625 I want to be a vet. 82 00:04:06,791 --> 00:04:07,791 You don't mean a veteran. 83 00:04:07,875 --> 00:04:10,208 -You mean a veterinarian. Yeah. -Yeah. 84 00:04:10,291 --> 00:04:13,000 Probably somebody who works in a show. 85 00:04:13,083 --> 00:04:14,958 -Works in a show? -Yeah. 86 00:04:15,041 --> 00:04:18,375 -Oh, like show business stuff? -Yeah. Have you ever seen School of Rock? 87 00:04:18,458 --> 00:04:19,416 Who is that with? 88 00:04:19,500 --> 00:04:20,791 Jack Black. 89 00:04:20,875 --> 00:04:24,625 -Never heard of that guy. -He's one of my favorite actors. 90 00:04:24,708 --> 00:04:27,083 -Good for him. -No. My first favorite is Ryan Reynolds. 91 00:04:27,166 --> 00:04:28,125 Ryan Reynolds. 92 00:04:28,208 --> 00:04:30,208 -It'd be nice to meet an actor one day. -Yeah. 93 00:04:30,291 --> 00:04:33,750 It would be nice to meet Ryan Reynolds and Jack Black. 94 00:04:33,833 --> 00:04:37,916 Yeah. You ever heard of this guy, Zach Galifianakis? 95 00:04:38,000 --> 00:04:39,541 -Yeah. -What do you think of that guy? 96 00:04:39,625 --> 00:04:41,000 He's not my favorite. 97 00:04:41,083 --> 00:04:42,041 Hmm. 98 00:04:42,125 --> 00:04:43,250 [mellow music playing] 99 00:04:43,333 --> 00:04:46,250 There's scarlet runner beans, 100 00:04:46,333 --> 00:04:50,500 and under here, there's probably one that's cut open. 101 00:04:50,583 --> 00:04:53,333 Wow. Look how gorgeous that is. 102 00:04:53,416 --> 00:04:55,500 You know what they look like? Cyndi Lauper's pants. 103 00:04:55,583 --> 00:04:56,541 [Isla] What? 104 00:04:56,625 --> 00:04:58,500 Do you think you could do a little test, 105 00:04:58,583 --> 00:05:00,666 like what is a plant and what is not a plant? 106 00:05:00,750 --> 00:05:01,916 -Yeah. -Okay. Asparagus. 107 00:05:02,000 --> 00:05:04,291 -Plant or not a plant? -Plant. 108 00:05:04,375 --> 00:05:06,041 -Sweet potato? -Plant. 109 00:05:06,125 --> 00:05:08,166 -Sour potato? -Not plant. 110 00:05:08,250 --> 00:05:10,166 -Endive? -Yeah. 111 00:05:10,250 --> 00:05:12,208 -Swan dive? -No. 112 00:05:12,291 --> 00:05:13,250 Eggplant? 113 00:05:13,333 --> 00:05:14,166 Plant. 114 00:05:14,250 --> 00:05:15,666 Scrambled eggplant? 115 00:05:15,750 --> 00:05:16,666 Not plant. 116 00:05:16,750 --> 00:05:17,916 Robert Plant? 117 00:05:18,708 --> 00:05:19,583 Not plant. 118 00:05:19,666 --> 00:05:20,708 You're good. 119 00:05:20,791 --> 00:05:22,208 You're very, very good. 120 00:05:22,291 --> 00:05:24,708 [mellow music playing] 121 00:05:24,791 --> 00:05:25,875 Can I smoke out here? 122 00:05:25,958 --> 00:05:28,916 -No, you're not allowed to smoke. -Okay. 123 00:05:29,000 --> 00:05:31,333 Kale is one of the most hardy plants. Don't you think? 124 00:05:31,416 --> 00:05:32,625 [Ewan] Actually… 125 00:05:32,708 --> 00:05:34,083 Ooh, what happened? 126 00:05:34,166 --> 00:05:35,250 Broke off. 127 00:05:36,541 --> 00:05:37,958 Come on. Let's go. 128 00:05:38,958 --> 00:05:40,791 Has Ryan Reynolds ever been to this garden? 129 00:05:40,875 --> 00:05:43,958 -[Ewan] Mmm. No. -[Zach] Yeah. Doesn't seem interested. 130 00:05:44,041 --> 00:05:45,833 I'm gonna read a list of names, 131 00:05:45,916 --> 00:05:48,833 and I want you to tell me if they're fruits or vegetables or not. 132 00:05:48,916 --> 00:05:50,458 -Okay. -Okay, ready? 133 00:05:50,541 --> 00:05:52,000 Horseradish. 134 00:05:52,083 --> 00:05:53,875 -Vegetable? -Yes. 135 00:05:53,958 --> 00:05:54,916 Jackfruit. 136 00:05:55,000 --> 00:05:56,541 I think it's a fruit. 137 00:05:56,625 --> 00:05:57,708 Jack Black. 138 00:05:57,791 --> 00:05:58,916 Never heard of it. 139 00:05:59,000 --> 00:06:00,500 -You never heard of Jack Black? -Yeah. 140 00:06:00,583 --> 00:06:01,458 Who has? 141 00:06:01,541 --> 00:06:02,750 [both laugh] 142 00:06:02,833 --> 00:06:03,916 Liberaces. 143 00:06:04,000 --> 00:06:07,541 Not a fruit. That just doesn't make any sense. 144 00:06:07,625 --> 00:06:09,083 It doesn't make a lot of sense. 145 00:06:09,166 --> 00:06:12,083 That's probably the wisest thing anyone's said on this show. 146 00:06:12,166 --> 00:06:14,291 I knew you were smart the moment you walked in here. 147 00:06:14,375 --> 00:06:15,458 I could tell. 148 00:06:15,541 --> 00:06:18,416 -But glasses doesn't mean I am smart. -No, I know. 149 00:06:18,500 --> 00:06:21,000 And I don't-- You're right. I don't want to stereotype. 150 00:06:21,083 --> 00:06:25,083 -And my beard doesn't mean that I'm smart. -I know. 151 00:06:26,208 --> 00:06:28,625 [Zach] Composting provides the ideal environment 152 00:06:28,708 --> 00:06:31,416 for organisms like bacteria and "fun guys." 153 00:06:31,916 --> 00:06:35,500 Excuse me, fungi, to break down organic waste. 154 00:06:35,583 --> 00:06:38,833 The stuff left over is compost. 155 00:06:38,916 --> 00:06:40,416 [string music playing] 156 00:06:41,583 --> 00:06:43,833 [Zach] It would be cool if it produced "fun guys," though. 157 00:06:43,916 --> 00:06:44,833 [fun guy] Whoo-hoo! 158 00:06:44,916 --> 00:06:45,750 [Zach] Or tech bros. 159 00:06:45,833 --> 00:06:46,916 -[bro 1] Uh-huh. -[bro 2 grunts] 160 00:06:47,875 --> 00:06:48,916 [string music ends] 161 00:06:51,750 --> 00:06:53,625 I know you sit around your house in the morning, 162 00:06:53,708 --> 00:06:55,791 drinking your coffee, thinking to yourself, 163 00:06:56,458 --> 00:07:01,125 "Man, if I could just one day talk to a composting expert." 164 00:07:02,250 --> 00:07:03,250 We found one. 165 00:07:03,333 --> 00:07:04,958 [mellow music playing] 166 00:07:06,500 --> 00:07:08,000 [Zach] Let's go talk to Joyce. 167 00:07:09,083 --> 00:07:12,125 Some of this hasn't broken down yet. It's kind of wasteful. 168 00:07:13,291 --> 00:07:15,458 [crunching] 169 00:07:20,750 --> 00:07:24,041 -Joyce! Hey! -Hey, Zach! Good to see ya! 170 00:07:24,125 --> 00:07:25,708 -Nice to see you! -Yeah. 171 00:07:25,791 --> 00:07:28,083 -I'm very excited about all this. -Welcome to Merville! 172 00:07:28,166 --> 00:07:29,541 Hey, thank you for having me. 173 00:07:29,625 --> 00:07:32,916 I brought you some peppers from my garden. It's the last thing in my greenhouse. 174 00:07:33,000 --> 00:07:34,750 -Whoo! -I don't know. But they're just… 175 00:07:34,833 --> 00:07:36,875 -Oh, that's gold. Thank you. -Prized peppers, yeah. 176 00:07:36,958 --> 00:07:38,708 -Beauty. -Seven dollars. 177 00:07:39,666 --> 00:07:42,166 I owe you seven dol…?! [laughs] 178 00:07:42,250 --> 00:07:43,708 [mellow music playing] 179 00:07:43,791 --> 00:07:46,458 [Zach] So the question is, what is compost? 180 00:07:46,541 --> 00:07:51,500 Compost is decomposing organic matter. 181 00:07:51,583 --> 00:07:55,416 Soil is earth that is alive. 182 00:07:55,500 --> 00:07:58,916 It's a mixture of sand and clay and silt, 183 00:07:59,000 --> 00:08:01,166 but in order to make soil alive, 184 00:08:01,250 --> 00:08:04,416 you need to add a lot of organic material to it. 185 00:08:04,500 --> 00:08:08,208 And so, the ideal way to do that is by adding compost. 186 00:08:08,291 --> 00:08:11,208 And then all this compost will feed the plants. 187 00:08:11,291 --> 00:08:16,250 What you want in compost is a nice mix of high carbon. 188 00:08:16,333 --> 00:08:18,916 And leaves are your classic example. 189 00:08:19,500 --> 00:08:23,666 Or high nitrogen, and grass clippings are your classic example. 190 00:08:23,750 --> 00:08:25,916 But we're talking about not this kind of grass clippings. 191 00:08:26,000 --> 00:08:27,666 -No, no. No! -Well, you can't do that. 192 00:08:27,750 --> 00:08:29,875 You could compost that. That'd be great for your compost. 193 00:08:29,958 --> 00:08:31,291 I don't know what you're talking about. 194 00:08:32,333 --> 00:08:35,791 You have set up an amazing… is it a quiz, would you say? 195 00:08:35,875 --> 00:08:39,708 This is the Test Your Compost Skills game. 196 00:08:40,333 --> 00:08:44,708 Some of it is great for your compost. Some of it is terrible for your compost. 197 00:08:44,791 --> 00:08:47,375 -And some is debatable. -[Zach] Okay. Let's get started. 198 00:08:47,458 --> 00:08:51,125 -Now, do you mind if I just say yes or no? -Okay. 199 00:08:51,208 --> 00:08:52,291 [Zach] Plastic? 200 00:08:52,375 --> 00:08:54,000 -Do you think I'm an idiot? -[laughs] 201 00:08:54,083 --> 00:08:55,083 Don't answer that. 202 00:08:55,166 --> 00:08:57,208 "Dog or cat pooh"? 203 00:08:57,291 --> 00:08:59,833 No. Is this supposed to represent that? 204 00:08:59,916 --> 00:09:02,625 Well, you don't want me out here with dog poop on the table. 205 00:09:02,708 --> 00:09:03,750 -That's a good point. -Yeah. 206 00:09:03,833 --> 00:09:06,750 I was gonna say whoever's dog this is, I'd like to have one just like this. 207 00:09:06,833 --> 00:09:09,291 -'Cause this is a great pet. -One very productive… 208 00:09:09,375 --> 00:09:11,250 [Zach] Okay, coffee? One of the greatest things. 209 00:09:11,333 --> 00:09:13,291 -Yep. Excellent. -[Zach] Shredded paper, good. 210 00:09:13,375 --> 00:09:15,333 -[Joyce] Really good. -[Zach] Eggshells, fantastic. 211 00:09:15,416 --> 00:09:16,625 -[Joyce] Adds calcium. -[Zach] Yep. 212 00:09:16,708 --> 00:09:19,333 Clothes? I would put 100% cotton clothes in there. 213 00:09:19,416 --> 00:09:23,083 But I wouldn't necessarily put my jockstrap that's made in Italy. 214 00:09:23,166 --> 00:09:24,916 [laughing] You're good. 215 00:09:25,000 --> 00:09:27,000 My high-end jockstrap that I wear. 216 00:09:27,083 --> 00:09:32,000 My personal opinion is the teabag industry sold out and made all of these plastic. 217 00:09:32,083 --> 00:09:33,583 So they can go **** themselves. 218 00:09:33,666 --> 00:09:35,500 -Ouch! [laughs] -Sorry. Excuse my language. 219 00:09:35,583 --> 00:09:36,916 [laughs] "Ouch!" 220 00:09:37,000 --> 00:09:38,583 [both laughing] 221 00:09:38,666 --> 00:09:39,833 "Ouch." 222 00:09:40,750 --> 00:09:43,375 Why do I feel like I don't wanna put bread in mine? 223 00:09:43,458 --> 00:09:44,875 'Cause of mold factors? 224 00:09:44,958 --> 00:09:47,291 -'Cause of animal factors. -Oh, okay. Not mold. 225 00:09:47,375 --> 00:09:50,208 Mold is great for your compost. It's another decomposer, right? 226 00:09:50,291 --> 00:09:53,083 -It's still helping to break stuff down. -That's right. I guess. Okay. 227 00:09:53,166 --> 00:09:56,541 -And same with fish, eggshells, dairy. -[Zach] Fish. Yeah. 228 00:09:56,625 --> 00:09:58,958 If you're gonna put animal attractants in a plastic bin-- 229 00:09:59,041 --> 00:10:00,041 [Zach] Gotta do metal. 230 00:10:00,125 --> 00:10:03,541 You… Yeah, or bury it in deep so that animals can't smell it. 231 00:10:03,625 --> 00:10:06,291 Most of this stuff is great for compost. 232 00:10:06,375 --> 00:10:07,375 -Yeah. -It's kind of, 233 00:10:07,458 --> 00:10:10,875 if human beings have touched it, just kinda stay away from it, almost. 234 00:10:10,958 --> 00:10:14,041 -You want all this to be nature. -Sure, that's a good rule of thumb. 235 00:10:14,125 --> 00:10:16,083 The closer to the tree, right? 236 00:10:16,166 --> 00:10:17,958 -Can I show you my compost? -Yes, please. 237 00:10:18,041 --> 00:10:20,166 -All right. What do you think? -That's great. 238 00:10:20,250 --> 00:10:21,791 -Not bad, right? -Yeah, really. 239 00:10:21,875 --> 00:10:23,791 [Zach] There might be a finger. Don't tell anybody. 240 00:10:23,875 --> 00:10:26,916 -[Joyce laughs] Okay. Body parts. -[Zach] Terrible accident at the house. 241 00:10:27,000 --> 00:10:29,750 It's beautiful. I'm impressed. You've done a great job. 242 00:10:29,833 --> 00:10:31,791 I'm very, very happy to hear you say that. 243 00:10:31,875 --> 00:10:32,791 -Yeah. -Yes. 244 00:10:32,875 --> 00:10:36,125 It's nice and rich. And, oh, smell that. 245 00:10:36,833 --> 00:10:40,000 Yeah, it smells. No. This was not the case when I dug it out. 246 00:10:40,083 --> 00:10:42,666 It was a little stinky, and now it's dried up a bit. Yeah. 247 00:10:42,750 --> 00:10:44,750 So probably on the bottom it might be still stinky. 248 00:10:44,833 --> 00:10:46,250 -If it's stinky… -No good. 249 00:10:46,333 --> 00:10:47,500 …it needs to decompose some more. 250 00:10:47,583 --> 00:10:49,458 And you probably need to add some more carbon. 251 00:10:49,541 --> 00:10:51,583 -Some more of your-- -But this is a good smell, right? 252 00:10:51,666 --> 00:10:52,916 -Oh, yeah, yeah. -Smell this. 253 00:10:53,000 --> 00:10:54,083 [Joyce laughs] 254 00:10:54,166 --> 00:10:55,375 [mellow music playing] 255 00:10:56,833 --> 00:10:59,000 [Joyce] So these are our Speedibins. 256 00:10:59,083 --> 00:11:03,208 My dad started the Speedibin business 30 years ago. 257 00:11:03,291 --> 00:11:05,541 They're designed to keep out rats, 258 00:11:05,625 --> 00:11:09,625 'cause the fear of rats is the main reason that people don't compost at home. 259 00:11:09,708 --> 00:11:12,708 And so our goal is to resolve that further. 260 00:11:12,791 --> 00:11:13,916 -Get rid of that fear. -Yeah. 261 00:11:14,000 --> 00:11:15,458 -I dig a little hole. -Yeah. 262 00:11:15,541 --> 00:11:16,708 Pour in all the stinkies. 263 00:11:21,000 --> 00:11:23,166 And then cover it over. 264 00:11:23,250 --> 00:11:25,166 And then, because that is high nitrogen, 265 00:11:25,250 --> 00:11:27,541 we need to balance it with your carbon source. 266 00:11:27,625 --> 00:11:28,958 So in this case, our leaves. 267 00:11:29,041 --> 00:11:32,333 And so what I generally do is for every pail full of scraps, 268 00:11:32,416 --> 00:11:35,416 I'll put in a couple handfuls of leaves on the top. 269 00:11:35,500 --> 00:11:36,791 And look at all these worms, eh? 270 00:11:36,875 --> 00:11:40,083 -Oh, yeah. Look at that. -That is a healthy compost. 271 00:11:40,166 --> 00:11:42,125 -[Zach] Right. -[Joyce] That means it's alive. 272 00:11:42,208 --> 00:11:44,208 And there's gonna be thousands 273 00:11:44,291 --> 00:11:47,291 of different decomposing microbes in there. 274 00:11:47,375 --> 00:11:48,416 You can't buy that. 275 00:11:48,500 --> 00:11:54,666 You cannot go to a store and buy this beautiful, rich stuff. It… 276 00:11:54,750 --> 00:11:57,583 For… for one thing, if you were to buy it in a store, 277 00:11:57,666 --> 00:12:01,375 they would probably pasteurize it and kill all the goodness in it, right? 278 00:12:01,458 --> 00:12:02,583 Also wrap it in plastic. 279 00:12:02,666 --> 00:12:03,958 -That's right. -There's more problems. 280 00:12:04,041 --> 00:12:06,541 -You can make your own stuff. -[Joyce] Exactly. 281 00:12:06,625 --> 00:12:08,708 [Zach] Yeah. This is all the future. 282 00:12:08,791 --> 00:12:11,500 -It has to be the future. It has to be. -It is. Yep. Yep. 283 00:12:11,583 --> 00:12:13,083 -Amazing. Joyce… -Yep. 284 00:12:13,166 --> 00:12:15,833 -I'm so glad that I got to meet you. -[laughs] 285 00:12:15,916 --> 00:12:17,875 Honestly, thank you. This has been a thrill. 286 00:12:17,958 --> 00:12:20,291 -Yeah, it's been great for me too. -Really good. 287 00:12:20,375 --> 00:12:23,250 We need a lot of people like you in the future. We really, really do. 288 00:12:23,333 --> 00:12:26,041 -Yeah. -The heroes of the earth. 289 00:12:26,125 --> 00:12:28,208 -Thank you, Joyce. -[laughing] 290 00:12:28,291 --> 00:12:30,625 [mellow music playing] 291 00:12:45,500 --> 00:12:49,666 You know, I always tell people, you know, if you're gonna go into the garden, 292 00:12:49,750 --> 00:12:52,125 there's no need for, uh… for any technology. 293 00:12:57,333 --> 00:13:01,375 All those bells and whistles that come through the phone are not needed. 294 00:13:01,458 --> 00:13:02,875 You need to be in the earth. 295 00:13:02,958 --> 00:13:04,958 [phone ringing] 296 00:13:06,541 --> 00:13:08,916 [sighs] Hold on. Hold on. 297 00:13:14,666 --> 00:13:15,708 Hello? 298 00:13:16,666 --> 00:13:17,583 Hey. 299 00:13:18,458 --> 00:13:20,125 I'm doing some **** garden show. 300 00:13:20,208 --> 00:13:21,208 What are you doing? 301 00:13:22,125 --> 00:13:23,125 Sick. 302 00:13:23,708 --> 00:13:24,708 All right. Bye. 303 00:13:25,458 --> 00:13:26,875 [dramatic music playing] 304 00:13:26,958 --> 00:13:33,625 [people cheering] 305 00:13:39,458 --> 00:13:40,875 [worms cheering] 306 00:13:49,458 --> 00:13:50,625 [worm squeaks] 307 00:13:55,083 --> 00:13:56,333 [music ends] 308 00:13:56,416 --> 00:13:57,916 [upbeat, funky music playing] 309 00:13:58,000 --> 00:13:59,166 [vocalizations] 310 00:13:59,250 --> 00:14:01,250 [Zach] Wow, look at this forest. 311 00:14:01,333 --> 00:14:04,958 Should be a lot of things around here that we could compost. 312 00:14:05,041 --> 00:14:07,666 [children chattering] 313 00:14:07,750 --> 00:14:10,750 [Zach] That checks out. That checks out. That checks out. 314 00:14:10,833 --> 00:14:12,166 No Nerf products. 315 00:14:12,250 --> 00:14:14,291 Okay. I think we're good. 316 00:14:14,375 --> 00:14:16,791 -Guys, should we sing some songs? -[child] Yeah. 317 00:14:16,875 --> 00:14:19,750 [Zach] ♪ Composting is so fun ♪ 318 00:14:19,833 --> 00:14:20,666 Everybody. 319 00:14:20,750 --> 00:14:24,291 ♪ Composting is so fun ♪ 320 00:14:24,375 --> 00:14:27,500 [children join in] ♪ Composting is so fun ♪ 321 00:14:27,583 --> 00:14:30,458 [Zach] ♪ Guess who's not fun at all? ♪ 322 00:14:30,541 --> 00:14:32,791 -♪ Ryan Reynolds! ♪ -♪ Ryan Reynolds! ♪ 323 00:14:32,875 --> 00:14:34,416 Okay. Here we go, guys. 324 00:14:37,416 --> 00:14:38,250 Good job. 325 00:14:39,583 --> 00:14:41,041 [upbeat, funky music continues] 326 00:14:45,166 --> 00:14:46,083 [music ends] 327 00:14:47,583 --> 00:14:50,791 [Zach] Hey, Ewan. I know the lady that makes these. 328 00:14:52,208 --> 00:14:54,791 -You ever met Joyce? -No. 329 00:14:54,875 --> 00:14:56,333 She's a smart-ass. 330 00:14:58,250 --> 00:14:59,083 [Ewan] Okay. 331 00:15:00,000 --> 00:15:01,458 [mellow music playing] 332 00:15:01,541 --> 00:15:03,125 [birds chirping] 333 00:15:05,166 --> 00:15:07,833 [Zach] I honestly think, for human beings, 334 00:15:08,708 --> 00:15:10,333 and for the world itself, 335 00:15:10,833 --> 00:15:14,000 the only future is agrarian. 336 00:15:14,791 --> 00:15:16,750 We should all know how to garden. 337 00:15:16,833 --> 00:15:18,916 It's a better hobby than Jet Skiing. 338 00:15:19,916 --> 00:15:21,958 Uh, it's a better hobby than… 339 00:15:22,041 --> 00:15:25,083 I used to alphabetize my coat hangers just for fun. 340 00:15:26,291 --> 00:15:27,625 It's good for you. 341 00:15:27,708 --> 00:15:29,875 Plus, it feeds you. 342 00:15:30,375 --> 00:15:31,416 Trust me. 343 00:15:31,500 --> 00:15:34,166 You're talking to a guy that used to eat cigarettes. 344 00:15:36,125 --> 00:15:37,375 Why gardening? 345 00:15:38,291 --> 00:15:40,375 Well, why ******* not? 346 00:15:41,500 --> 00:15:43,791 Good enough! Everybody go home. 347 00:15:47,583 --> 00:15:48,625 Ow! 348 00:15:49,375 --> 00:15:50,208 [voicemail beeps] 349 00:15:50,791 --> 00:15:54,083 [Ryan] Uh, hey, Zach. It's Ryan Reynolds. I saw the show. 350 00:15:54,166 --> 00:15:57,791 Not a huge fan. Uh, but I love the gardening part. 351 00:15:57,875 --> 00:16:00,416 I like the topics and the message and the love. 352 00:16:00,500 --> 00:16:02,458 Uh, you know, I love the guests. 353 00:16:02,541 --> 00:16:06,875 I'm not a huge fan of whatever it is that you personally are doing, though. Um… 354 00:16:06,958 --> 00:16:10,291 But I was wondering if you could pass my number on to Ewan. 355 00:16:10,958 --> 00:16:13,791 If you wouldn't mind, I have a couple of projects I'd love to run by him. 356 00:16:13,875 --> 00:16:15,541 Byeeee. 357 00:16:16,291 --> 00:16:19,791 Oh, don't you hate it when people do "byeeee"? [chuckles] 358 00:16:19,875 --> 00:16:21,875 I hate it so much. Byeeee. 359 00:16:21,958 --> 00:16:25,333 Oh God. I'm doing it all over again. All right. I hate you. See ya. 360 00:16:25,416 --> 00:16:26,291 [voicemail beeps] 361 00:16:26,375 --> 00:16:30,291 [Ewan] When people die, do they throw bodies in there as compost?